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From the Mac of All Trade Studio
in Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler,

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Dods, jup Rahm. It's Bilified
the Bill Moran Podcast. Hello and welcome.

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Thank you forgetting your pot on.
Thank you for telling a friend.

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That's how we spread the word about
the pirate ship man. We all survive.

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What are the fucking odds that we
all got the survival? One of

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the odds. Danny was there last
night, but he left with a migraine.

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Yeah, I had one this morning
when I mean it didn't go away

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and I went to church with it? You did? Yeah? And Jesus

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sitting healingerd he did? He did? He one Comedian Waifer, you're healed

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a little bit of a headache myself. We don't do the wafer thing.

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Greg Connors live every day like it's
your birthday. And maybe maybe you're taking

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that too far. Yeah, the
last two weeks has been a good ride.

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You're taking that too far. That
the last play was Marti Graus Live

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every day like it's Marty g It
was a great That was a great time.

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That was a great time start to
finish. Uh. I would say

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that the comedy stuff didn't go great. I pulled some of the audio.

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We can listen to it and there
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it just kind of fell flat.
Well, that's just it was. It's

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a that's a tough room. Well, I feel like I brought that on.

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I've always said yes because they're there
to see a band. Well,

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and I took a little bit differently, is that when we first started and

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they were still setting up, everybody
was back towards the bar and everybody was

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getting drinks and talking yes, and
so they're not even they don't even know

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there's anything going on yet because you're
not loud enough. I mean Tom was

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at the bar. He didn't hear
a damn word. Because every time that

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it was definitely better that way,
Like, yeah, we had this one.

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What a Conners to hear every day? Like you just let's get up

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for Greg Conners up successful and he's
very film crocket, But honestly, this

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is great right over here. Take
a look at Greg, just take one

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moment look at Gregg. He looks
like the guy who still takes his launder

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to his mother, wants a week
and then scream letter when he shrunk his

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favorite Toms Alan Jersey. If you
know Greg. Greg has a huge heart.

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He's very film crying. He would
give you the shirt off his back.

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You should like to show you his
post the words muscles and if you

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ask him where the van is he
you know over there he gave twenty five

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pounds to get a shadow. How
about that, Greg Conners twenty five workmouf.

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It's so good because the audio it
just cuts. I'd like to say

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it was the delivery, because I
feel like the writing was on top.

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I'm not saying that writing wasn't.
I think all the jokes were good.

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Here here, here, here's the
end of one joke with actual punchlines.

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You're telling me so good. Not
only can you deserve a brew, but

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you can deserve which I like.
About an hour ago, all I saw

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it was Greg. I didn't see
a pair. I didn't see a There

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was like nothing. Hear Greg laugh. That's about it. You gotta laughing,

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Spencer, for it was so bod
I think this is one more.

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I think you're jelling meat. And
how about Greg? I grew up in

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a horn all New Yorton and now
I mean, look at Greg Learnard.

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You can take the man out of
horn aln but you can't take the hair.

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Maybe you should have done Danny's dark
jokes. I probably believe probably because

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then you would have got You couldn't
get the sound there, like when you're

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set up to do a comedy bit
like you've done before. There, it's

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a whole different. It is set
and people are there, they're actually paying

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attention, and so that that's that's
you don't have to be nice. We

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know it didn't go great, but
I hender Legs called to they want to

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have a conversation on Tuesday about your
upcoming show's June twentieth. But man I

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I I gotta tell you I got
I got more attention off stage. You

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did get it. I got some
attention. I'm standing back by the bathroom

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last night. What I'm standing back
in the gloriohole. I'm standing back by

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the bathroom against that quilted wall,
just standing there because there is that not

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hole. And this woman walks up
to me and she just starts chatting away

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and this and that, and then
I was going over to the bar,

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so she followed me over. I
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And then you're way too dressed up
to be here. I got a

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message on Facebook this morning from her. Yeah, wow, Hey, there,

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I was the woman who said hi
to you last night. I definitely

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had a couple of drinks liquid courage. However, I said hi because I

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would like to get to know you. I don't know if you're in a

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relationship, and my apologies if so. If you think I am also someone

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you would like to get to know
better, then feel free to message me.

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I have a feeling you and I
would get get along. Well,

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I'll be your beast of burden Bill. And then there was another message after

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that I'm a different person, no, same same woman, the same woman.

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Second message hours later you mentioned I'm
quote unquote crazy, and I did.

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I went over and talked to Tommy
Burnett and h Francine from Marge's,

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and Francine's husband keeps when we going, hey, that woman's looking at it.

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I think she's crazy. So when
I walking by she said something,

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I go, I have a feeling
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can assure you I'm not crazy.
You would not know this without getting to

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know me. I just happened to
have some liquid courage. I'm horrible at

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flirting and could be shy, so
I guess crazy came across. Okay,

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so I've been married for twenty years. If a woman has to tell you

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she's not crazy, she's fucking crazy. The same thing. I won't say

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her the hoops. I won't say
her name. Well, I was very

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flattering. Did she have hoops?
Aering? I don't. I don't remember.

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I didn't really he stopped at the
day before now I was. I

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don't remember who this was, who
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you would because I don't know why. I don't know if she was there

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for the band, if she was
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and heard about it. I have
no idea, but I think she was

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there by herself. Okay, that's
what I think. But I don't know

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so because I mean, there was
a lot of other attention that you got

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from some from some hoop wearing air. Yes, there were some other women.

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And then my phone got intercepted and
a woman took a picture of herself

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and then put a number on my
phone. You know, I gotta tell

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you, none of these things happened
to me. None of these things happened,

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And it was your night. It
wasn't my night. That regard goofing

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around with me. That's true.
Yeah, I don't that's nothing. I'm

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not approachable. I know you are. I don't have an approachable I don't

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know. This is just we were
just standing there talking and again, lovely

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person. Now here's the thing,
like, I don't want to I'm not

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going to respond to this lady that
sent the message because I feel like I'm

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not interested. I don't mean this
in it. How do you? How

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do you handle that? What is
the right way to First of all,

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for me, we talked about this
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I would just respond and say thank
you. It's a great compliment. I

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appreciate it. I'm just not interested
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Yeah, okay, I wish you
the best of luck. I don't like

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being mean to be. I would
say I wish the best of luck and

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continue to use some liquid courage.
Hey, look, you can't know.

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You can't hit it, you don't
swing no, And this is the thing.

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It's like, boy, this is
a different world because I'm not I

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haven't been dating, but this is
better, like than the dating apps.

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I think that other people I hear
about go on dating apps and have like

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problems and stuff. At least hear
people. But it's women. They're divorced,

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I would assume, or a little
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and they're bold. Well that's not
bad. They know what they like.

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Yeah, and shoot your shot.
You got to go for it,

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I mean. And what's the worst
thing you say no? Right? Well,

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actually the worst thing is is you
put her on the podcast and then

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you say or you say no on
the podcast. That's the worst case sary

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when you're dealing with nobody knows who
it is other than her, right exactly.

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And that's why I say that,
because no one will know. She'll

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know, and maybe if you're listening
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my god, nobody else knows who
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And the only reason I say it
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you have the guts to do this. This isn't my mom's time of dating,

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you know what I mean. I
think it's great. I do too.

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I think it's fantastic. I mean
for someone to approach whether you know,

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and it's more traditional for a man
to approc woman, right exactly.

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But I got to tell you I'm
not I don't. I mean, I've

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done it, or I do it's
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as attractive or fits what I'm interested
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but I might eventually, but not
even I like to do that stuff because

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who wants to Nobody wants to be
rejected. Nobody wants to reject. Nobody

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wants to be rejected. I actually
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Yeah, I do too, and
even the other one, the other like

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I mean attractive women, pretty ladies. I just I, uh, I

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got other stuff happened. You always
just tell your marriage because technically you still

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lie. Technically I am still married. It's not a lie. It's not

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a lie at all. It's not
a lie. And I didn't approach that

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woman, and I wasn't like out
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was later. I don't even think
later. I think I was brought over,

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like somebody came over to me.
And then when my so franc I

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was warned of one of them coming
that was coming to you. And I

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don't remember why I didn't tell you, why might just spend too much gregers

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well, but I was warned that
one was one. I think it was

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the one that intercepted the phone.
Yeah, because so when my phone goes

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to Francine says, give me your
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it. If you're ever at Margin's
and there's this is terrible. I shouldn't

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even be saying this on the podcast. But if there's ever a line,

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text me and we'll get you in. Okay. So when you're still every

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like, ye're privilege, not bad. But so she so as she's handing

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my phone back, this hand comes
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oh, I said, that's my
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know, and then takes a picture
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going on here? Yeah? And
then goes, did she angle herself in

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the picture? Angle herself? She
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Let me try another one. I
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going So I again, I'm impressed
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think I was too and a pretty
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like, like, I is that
part of the Webster the Housewives of Webster?

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I think it was maybe, yes, part of that. I believe

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it was, Okay, I wasn't
sure. I wasn't sure because the Housewives

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of Webster worked. They didn't want
me that one was coming for you,

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and I'm coming for you, but
they were one was going to be like

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you got a harm or something.
It was better than than well, alcome,

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they should have offered one to Greg. Like blondes. There's a lot

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of blondes there. I don't think
this chick was blonde. No, it

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doesn't. The First of all,
I think they're a ton of fun and

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I love hanging out with them.
But yeah, it's not my it's not

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like it's not like, you know, I'm looking for a partner. I'm

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looking for someone to do the things
I like to do and certain things.

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And that's just they're really nice people. I love. They were already one.

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You know. It was fun,
Laura and her and her boyfriend.

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Your name was Joe, right,
Yeah, he's great. He was He

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was fun. They were fun and
they even went over to Muntconnery's after ye

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And then on the podcast I talked
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wondered if they remember I said something
about them being swingers. Were you in

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here all right, Kevin? I
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how I got messages from this yeah, creep me out. Were you here

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for that? Yeah? I was
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Well the guy was I gave him
a ride home. Okay, yes,

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I gave him a ride home where
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say it now because it doesn't matter. And I said something to him about

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it, well did you Yeah?
I did. I go, he's over,

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as he was sitting directly behind sheriff
backs and looking over his show.

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I didn't. I said it to
him on the road on the right,

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I go, hey, by the
way, man. You know, once

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in a while I get these messages. I don't want to think is what

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I said? And the first it's
like really, and I go, yeah,

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well she likes you. So we
go in. We're on the front

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porch and all of a sudden my
phone goes ding and the message is I

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hear you, Uh you're here.
I'm not coming down. I'm in bed.

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So I write, so I write
back, I dare you just like

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kidding, I don't know. I
don't know what to write, so I

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write I dare you what? And
the person yeah, And the person writes

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back, I have nothing on of
course, and I just let it go.

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I didn't even respond. I just
let it go. But am I

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wrong? Am I wrong in some
way? Greg? Oh, yeah,

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that's what I'm saying. Like that. No, weird, Danny. You're

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you're you're touching the stove. Man, I even't touched anything. I didn't

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touch a stove. I didn't touch
a bob and ariola. I didn't touch

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a nipple. Time off. You
didn't go in the kitchen. You drove

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finally, beat off home. Drove
a buddy home. Yeah, and you

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walked him to his front porch.
No, we were sitting. He goes,

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come in, we'll have a beer. Wanted to talk to me about

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something, great time tonight. No, I'll tell you off here. I

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know who was okay? Yeah,
because we had a conversation at the bar,

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three of us. Yes, and
I said, nah, I'm leaving.

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I'm going home with myself. I
remember. Yes, he was trying

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to get me go to another bar, and I got I can't. Like

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you're touching and you're touching the stove. But I didn't mean to touch the

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stove. Hot. Yeah, it's
hot. Something's hot. They're hot.

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Yeah, Yeah, I stay away
unless you want to know. I don't

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you want to get burned, not
at all. I would rather not.

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I don't want to get scalded.
I don't want to have like a minor

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burn, second degree, third degree, nothing. I don't want to that.

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It all depends on what. It
all depends on what kind of fun

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do you want you I prefer not
to have that fun in my life.

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Neither or I don't think that shit
ends well ever, it can never,

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dude. It's like hitting on nineteen
playing black check. No, just don't

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do it. You might once in
twenty cards hit that get black check,

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but the odds are so impotestible.
That's not gonna happen. It's not worth

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I'll be the devil on the other
shoulder. It don't be a bit,

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gonna totally be a bitch. But
this is where, like I find these

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kind of things fascinating. I find
people so interesting fascinating. Like there's a

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guy that we're working I'm getting working
on getting on the podcast who was in

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prison. Uh thought he was wrongfully
there, became a lawyer while in prison

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and got himself out and he lives
in Rochester. He thought he was wrongfully

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in prison. Well, he believed
he was wrongfully like he was convicted.

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He goes, I didn't do this, and he proved it through time and

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he became a lawyer and represented himself
and got himself out. And I go,

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I find that so interesting, right, you do all that stuff?

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So I always find it interesting,
even with in relationships. How do people

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be swingers? What is this open? They like? Every once in a

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while on TikTok, that open marriage
chip pops up. I did, I'm

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just interested, Well how does that
work? I go, I don't understand.

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It doesn't. It doesn't. It's
fun for a season, and then

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the season gets cold like every other
season, and then all this sud I've

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been doing it for a long time. Yeah, but we don't know they're

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telling us what we want to hear. Maybe maybe, I mean I I

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think that these things never what they
want us to hear. Let's put it

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that way. I don't believe it. Yeah, I don't believe. I

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don't know you and I know a
swinger couple that said after a while,

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I know a couple actually, did
I think about it that I found out

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we're swingers? Like oh they were, Oh yeah they stopped because the kids,

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yeah these are the kids, Like
okay, yeah, and what would

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you find and find out if your
parents? I did hear a comedian do

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a whole bit once about finding out
that his mother was a swinger. Clarents

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were swingers. That was Oh and
we did that, did Joe? Joe

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Dombrowski great Friday Night? God,
he was. He was hilarious, very

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good. Todd Youngman was fantastic.
The first guy was the first guy?

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Is the first guy? Yeah,
I think he travels with Uh Dombrowski.

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He was seeing him on I was
pulling some stuff when I was doing ads

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for the comedy club. Uh.
He was introducing him at one point.

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Yeah, he was. He's I
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that I've gone to see in the
last several years. He was hilarious.

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He was and Beth was part of
the act. Yep, oh god.

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He and Beth were getting I mean
they're they were compadres. Man, they

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are on the same wavelength. Her
Sugar Tits, what's your name, Sugar

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Tits? Beth, are you a
lesbian? No not yet? That was

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awesome. Beth was there last night
a teacher. Are you a music teacher?

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Oh? Yeah, yeah, you
were like the fourth act. It

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was fun. Though the whole he
was whole weekend, Greg, Your whole

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weekend was fantastic. And then you
went today to Buffalo. Yeah, I

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went to see the Micah High charity
softball game. They had home run derby.

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Does he get one more year?
One? Well, yeah, I

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heard that chance I heard about Yeah, yeah he did. And and Josh

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won the home run derby against uh
epinessa and the new receiver from Atlanta I

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can't remember his freaking name, but
it was great. And then the game

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itself is just you know, it's
just great to see the guys out there

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together as a team doing something other
than football. And they're all good athletes,

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so it was entertaining. It was
Collins, yes, Collins. Yeah.

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But it was beautiful. I mean
it's beautiful outside today. It's perfect,

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seventy degrees, beautiful sunny skies.
It was freaking awesome. Loved it.

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The uh yeah, the nixt are
getting blown out. So what do

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we doing the night, Well,
tomorrow's your actual birthday. Tomorrow is the

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Actually, tomorrow's the day I celebrate
my mom. I was gonna say that

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Tomorrow is a celebration. And she
was a trooper, she was out of

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all of it, sister too.
Yeah, Mom and Bridge were there on

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Friday night and last night right yeah. Mom went to dinner with Will at

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Capanya and then came over the iron
smoke hell little birthday juice she did,

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she did nice. Yeah, look
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She participated, she was. It
was a It was a great crowd.

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The band was fantastic. The whole
band was great. The whole night fantastic.

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It was a lot of fun.
It was a ton of fun.

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I was becoming annual thing. Duly
impressed. I would love it if they

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were cutting the comedy, get rid
of that unless we do it at like,

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if we could get the Rickles room, the smaller room, actual roast,

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I think that would fuck you.
I'm not. I think it would

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be great and we would get like
easy, too easy to roast. It's

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too easy, way too easy.
Should we go through some of the ones

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that didn't make it. We'll take
a moment and go through some of the

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ones. She got through some of
the ones that didn't make it, didn't

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it for a week. Ms today
tears. God, that was a great

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so much. That was so much
fun and great and the people were awesome.

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Yeah, Sarah, Yeah, her
husband's whole gang YEPS volunteers showed up.

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Yeah, there was there. Jen
was there. Sheriff Faxer was there.

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Yeah, Stephanie was there. Stephanie
did show up. Yeah she was.

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She was great. Oh yeah she
She was a lot of fun.

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She always brings it, she does
always she brings it. She brings energy.

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Ye sure man, Yes, Tom
was there, my staff, Lindsay

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and Jeffs were there. Yeah,
Lindsay was having a good time. Family

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yeah, my, you know,
my whole family showed up. It was

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Tom was there a great time,
Yeah, Tom. Tom's got a great

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sense of humor. He brought his
wife and yeah, Ann was there,

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and he brought his hockey buddies.
So yeah, I mean it was a

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great, great turn. I had
a bunch of other friends showed up,

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so it was a hockey rumble,
the Monroe County versus the you know.

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I mean there were some people that
did show up, you know, yes,

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yes, yes, there were some
people didn't show up that some people

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thought were going to show up or
thought they might show up. But I'm

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putting money on it they actually had
all the plans or I think other things

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popped up. You know, they
were missed and would have been fun with

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them, perhaps as much or you
know, more fun with them. Always

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bring, you know, more the
marrier, Yeah, the more of the

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marrier. I agree. Some of
the roast jokes that didn't make it.

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Tho, I think we did some
of these already, but we'll do them

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again. Should we have you do
them? Okay? You wrote some of

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these? Do you have them?
Yeah? I think I do. So

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I start with your employee. Okay, all right, okay, because I

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like this, do I get to
do mine? This is after I saw

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the Tom Brady roast. Okay,
so that's why they're a little you know,

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okay, And I prefaced this,
I said, I don't know if

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these are any good, let alone
appropriate, but here we go. So

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okay, all right. Your employees
must get sick of hearing you utter the

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phrase as a forward defensive back every
morning after a bill's lost. I mean,

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you don't hear Tom Ferris breaking down
film with your commercials, telling your

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employees well, as a former hair
guy Greg, if every day is your

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birthday, then every day must also
be TODM. Ferris having to clean up

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after a parade. That would bend
clean up. He's the he's the parade

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guy though, that's his that's this
is the one that we wouldn't do.

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This is what I I we wouldn't
do, but we loved it. We

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love this joke, okay. I
didn't think even Conners and Ferris would advertise

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everywhere until I saw Connor's and Fairs
badge on the record of Steve Barnes plane.

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We tried to rework that one.
Less in the darkness. I said

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to him yesterday, it's too dark, it's too too Yeah there's I'm a

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Karma guy. Too dark. I
want to tread there. Too dark,

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So you'll keep going. I got
another one. Remember that? See what

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O J got off? And Robert
Kardashi was standing right next to him.

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Must have felt real good watching the
trial with Chim Kelly when he nudged you

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and said that will be also,
or you do that for me too,

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right? Cars and Ferris good.
I know they were good. There's a

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couple. What one of yours got
cut? I don't know if I'm allowed

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to say it. No, no, no, no, no my favorite

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no no no no no no no. But okay, all right, So

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hey, Greg, your mom says
family members, I think I got this

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screwed up. You did, Okay, that's okay, so let me we

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could fixed it. Greg, your
mom says. Family members try speaking to

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you in Italian, but you only
hear them in Irish, which makes your

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clients lives difficult when they hear crickets
in court like it Bill's roast or while

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you're hearing to ching to ching.
As a servant leader, you set a

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great example taking on as many cases
as you can, even if that means

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attending every concert, celebrity, golf
tournament, super Bowl you can until your

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clients needs to serve. I was
like these, I don't like these.

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These are like I was the grape
fight. I was told it was.

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It's because that's what Kevin wanted.
Kevin wanted I wanted. I got texts

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never said specifically, Rose, but
you kept saying comedy, comedy, comedy,

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So I assumed because Bill has a
show. I was like, we're

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gonna have Bill. I was gonna
have Bill EMC and then do some of

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his show, which has nothing to
do with me, because he's not gonna

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do a show on the finger Lakes
wherever the hell he's gonna do it and

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make fun of me because they don't
know where the I am. And I

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didn't think no. I figured he
might throw one in there with some relevance

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of whatever, because but the whole
most thing I never ever looked. First

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of all, my life is so
easy these days that I'm a bit fragile

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at times. Yeah, I'm not
asking for that. I'm not looking for

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anything to tip the scales against where
I'm at. So the roast would could

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totally tip the scales, because yeah, I have a couple here that I

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had too. Okay, wait,
wait, wait, do you got the

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freaking you got the mute there?
I don't want? Yeah, these are

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all? Are you sure? They're
the ones that Greg has his family's name

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on many buildings around New York State, and also three hundred and twenty five

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different public bathroom stalls for a good
time call if it's your birthday. Six

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comp Greg once tried to fight William
Atiba didn't meet the height requirement. I

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think that one made the Oh yeah, that one what I wanted to do,

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and I bailed. I just bailed
early on the set. You know,

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Greg loves the bills and hard knocks, but it's hard knocks when he

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had butts of TV after the Bill's
loss, which one, yeah, all

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right, that's why I got seven? Yeah right? And then the one

408
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:56,599
that you won't let me do.
That's another one I'm looking for the Jim

409
00:27:56,680 --> 00:28:00,319
Kelly Connors refers to add, I
don't know if I can find it on

410
00:28:00,319 --> 00:28:03,519
online. It's been a couple of
years now, a couple of years now.

411
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:08,720
Uh. Sports though, I would
say, you Kevin put on the

412
00:28:08,759 --> 00:28:15,519
golf PJ champion Championship. I can't
believe twenty under is winning the PGA Championship.

413
00:28:15,519 --> 00:28:22,160
That's an embarrassing Yes, yes,
an easy course. It's oh my

414
00:28:22,279 --> 00:28:26,519
god, what was this score last
year? Kill under? Yeah, and

415
00:28:26,559 --> 00:28:29,880
we had some days of heavy rain. Well, they had a heavy rain

416
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:32,519
too, they had to rain.
Well, that's a US Open, like

417
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,799
O kill is like a us SO
course, that's supposed to be hard.

418
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:41,720
It's I mean. And they actually
they actually on Saturday kept the greens longer

419
00:28:41,799 --> 00:28:45,359
because of the rain. And if
they hadn't, the scores would have been

420
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:48,279
even, would have been lower or
higher? Was that one year? It

421
00:28:48,319 --> 00:28:51,559
was like two years after the first
PGA Championship. We had to think of

422
00:28:51,599 --> 00:28:55,200
twenty two thousand and five. They're
playing in like Madna in Chicago, and

423
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:59,319
they actually had to water down the
greens because the scores were sold. Everybody

424
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:03,440
was plus nobody was under really.
Yeah, it was ridiculous now so they

425
00:29:03,759 --> 00:29:08,599
yeah, it's just by the way
a year ago today. Yeah, we

426
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:14,000
had a great we had a great
week. There was. I was being

427
00:29:14,119 --> 00:29:17,319
very reflected this week because I'd be
like, oh, a year ago today,

428
00:29:17,359 --> 00:29:21,759
this Wednesday, we were at the
club and we were good time,

429
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:25,440
we were. And then what I
said early during the break was a year

430
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:30,119
ago today. The championship that was. And then we went to Thirsties afterwards

431
00:29:30,559 --> 00:29:33,759
and we were in the parking lot
and they had the Thirsty's Cup. They

432
00:29:33,839 --> 00:29:37,799
did the toilet bowl they had out
there and they did that. But I

433
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:42,559
was just thinking about like sports and
and this is a very interesting tournament to

434
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:47,880
me because I got sucked in were
I don't know who the the golfer was,

435
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:52,160
but he hit it to the concession
stands. He was way off.

436
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:56,000
It hit a tree as he was
trying to come back out of like deep

437
00:29:56,039 --> 00:29:59,359
in the rock, came over by
the car path and it rolled down into

438
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:02,279
the concession and stands. Okay,
so they had to clear it all out

439
00:30:02,519 --> 00:30:04,759
and they gave him a drop,
but he was then he's picking a bark

440
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:10,599
and sticks and I think he went
six over on a hole. I think

441
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:14,480
he went six on one hole and
I just happened to it was like five

442
00:30:14,519 --> 00:30:19,640
o'clock on Friday. It was me. It was one of them, and

443
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:22,880
I was like, oh my god. And then you know the whole Scheffler

444
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:26,480
thing. Now, here's the thing. This is where I go. This

445
00:30:26,599 --> 00:30:30,920
is where sports is such a great
parallel to life and why I always think

446
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:36,000
it's so good for kids to play. He played exceptionally well on the day

447
00:30:36,039 --> 00:30:38,799
that he got arrested. I don't
know if that's an adrenaline high hole,

448
00:30:40,599 --> 00:30:42,400
right, I mean, he played
really well. So how you put that

449
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:45,480
out the next day? Almost like
a car accident, you feel it.

450
00:30:45,759 --> 00:30:49,880
He had a rough Saturday and he
admitted and then Sunday. I don't know

451
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:55,079
if anybody saw this. He's sitting
there and who's the ESPN reporter who filmed

452
00:30:55,119 --> 00:30:59,519
him being arrested Darlington? Darlington.
Yeah, I have the audio of Darlington.

453
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:07,200
Guys. You guys, dude,
uh, stand back, thank you?

454
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:25,839
Darlington? Yeah, you're getting one
right, Yeah, guys, what

455
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:30,279
do we do? I'm saying that
right now, right now, he's going

456
00:31:30,319 --> 00:31:34,240
to jail. Okay, okay,
He's going to jail. And it ain't

457
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:38,240
nothing you can do about it.
Period. There's there's nothing you can do

458
00:31:38,279 --> 00:31:45,200
about Okay. Now, do you
have a media Kay, that's all I'm

459
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:48,920
just I just want to make sure
that's okay. But you need to step

460
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:53,200
back over here. No, got
it? Okay, Okay, that's whort

461
00:31:53,319 --> 00:31:56,480
ends and what that What that demonstrates
one of the things they teaching in law

462
00:31:56,519 --> 00:32:00,960
school is when a police officer gives
you an order, you have to comply.

463
00:32:00,599 --> 00:32:05,400
Whether it's an appropriate legal order or
not. It's not a for you

464
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:07,119
to decide. It's for a court
to decide, okay. And so when

465
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:08,680
they tell you to do something,
you have to do. So. If

466
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:13,119
they do something that's improper and you
don't follow it, they can arrest you

467
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:17,960
for for forstructional justice, obstructional justice, and and then then the judge will

468
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:22,359
rule whether it's appropriate or not.
But if you and the more you resist

469
00:32:22,359 --> 00:32:25,480
an order, the more aggravating it
becomes. And so you know, the

470
00:32:25,559 --> 00:32:30,079
reporter there handled it perfectly. Well, I'm listening, I'm doing it,

471
00:32:30,119 --> 00:32:34,680
and I don't know exactly. I
still haven't seen any body camp footage I

472
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:40,319
ever heard looks and this accounts of
what transpired. I did read today that

473
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:45,119
the county in Louisville that will be
prosecuting this is going to drop the charges.

474
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:49,640
Though. Okay, well he did
Stuffer did it right in this press

475
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:54,240
conference? He didn't at all.
Prairie, did you talk about it?

476
00:32:54,559 --> 00:32:58,319
Okay, I didn't, they asked
him, he said. Also, they

477
00:32:58,359 --> 00:33:00,599
asked if he wanted the full prison
expert inserted just the half, and he

478
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:06,119
goes, what's the full? They
gave him a sandwich, oh to eat,

479
00:33:06,599 --> 00:33:09,640
said all I heard, all I
saw was where he talked about on

480
00:33:09,759 --> 00:33:13,440
Saturday, saying, I was definitely
not feeling myself today. For sure.

481
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:16,599
Yesterday happened. I did my best
to recover from it and come out here

482
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:21,119
and compete today. I did a
great job yesterday of coming out and competing,

483
00:33:21,319 --> 00:33:23,440
riding the adrenaline. This morning was
definitely not my usual routine for a

484
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:27,319
round, if that makes sense.
I wasn't able to get it done,

485
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:30,160
which is pretty frustrating. But I'll
come back and try again tomorrow. I

486
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:32,240
love that the way he said that. Yeah, But here's the interesting thing.

487
00:33:32,319 --> 00:33:37,960
So he hadn't talked to Darlington since
Darlington film then on Friday and Sunday

488
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:42,279
morning. This morning, they're sitting
down talking together, and all of a

489
00:33:42,319 --> 00:33:45,720
sudden, no fewer, according to
Darlington than twelve members of the Louisville Metro

490
00:33:45,759 --> 00:33:51,599
Police Department came came walking by.
He goes very coincidentally, and they all

491
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:55,480
fist bumped Scheffler, every one of
them, and Scheffler said, where's everybody

492
00:33:55,559 --> 00:34:00,759
going? And Darlington described it as
a very interesting site that served as an

493
00:34:00,799 --> 00:34:07,079
interesting bookend to a strange weekend.
Yeah, strange week and yet so that

494
00:34:07,159 --> 00:34:10,000
may be why maybe they were all
saying, hey, look you did handle

495
00:34:10,079 --> 00:34:16,119
this well, apologizing And the account
that I read was from recorded some Louisville

496
00:34:16,119 --> 00:34:21,119
police officers said that there's a whole
detail of police officers who are you know,

497
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:24,599
fans of golf that volunteer to do
the detail. But when the accident

498
00:34:24,599 --> 00:34:30,320
occurred where the bus ended up fatally
injuring one of the volunteers, all the

499
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:35,000
police came in, whether your golf
fani or not, came in, and

500
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:39,039
then the individuals that had the issues
with Scotty Shuffler were the individuals that that

501
00:34:39,159 --> 00:34:43,960
came in because of the fatality,
and so their understanding as to what was

502
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:47,039
going on was different than what was
transpiring prior to their arrival and they had

503
00:34:47,119 --> 00:34:52,159
arrived just recently to the situation.
And then that's when the mayhem broke down

504
00:34:52,199 --> 00:34:55,920
with with Scotty Shuffler. But it's
it was interesting me because I go,

505
00:34:57,039 --> 00:35:00,920
boy, you know what, you
could see what this would fuck your head

506
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,960
up? Oh my god, right, I mean you can see where this

507
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:06,000
could really screw your head up.
And even even in the morning, but

508
00:35:06,119 --> 00:35:08,960
this morning, get into the twelve
twelve guys come about. It might make

509
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:12,280
you feel a little bit better and
and be cool. But I'm like,

510
00:35:12,599 --> 00:35:15,840
how do you bring yourself back?
Because that's a great thing for for life.

511
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:20,400
You know, you you don't do
well, you have something happen and

512
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:24,360
then it carries over maybe it's a
test scoring school or a comedy shed at

513
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:30,000
a at at at somebody's birthday.
And the other thing is golf is golf

514
00:35:30,079 --> 00:35:32,000
is not a team sport. No, No, it's it's you. It's

515
00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:35,360
you man. They say, like
the mentality is a lot like a field

516
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,599
goal kicker. And that's where I
love like the sport thing because when you're

517
00:35:37,639 --> 00:35:42,360
in that flow state and getting there, it's it's great. Right when the

518
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:45,199
Knicks blow out the Pacers at home, you know, it's great. When

519
00:35:45,199 --> 00:35:47,840
they lose, it's horrible. Well, the other thing about the golf stiller's

520
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:51,760
crying in the front row. The
other thing about golf that's me has got

521
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:55,400
even a greater parallel to life is
that in golf it's self reporting, right,

522
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:59,480
yes, you self governed, yes, And in life we should be

523
00:35:59,519 --> 00:36:02,480
self govern And so when you see
the parallel there and now, and we've

524
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:06,320
all had situations in our life,
whether it be business or whether it be

525
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:12,239
personal, where something happens and it's
not anticipated and it's heart wrenching, it's

526
00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:15,760
heartbreaking, and you step up to
the challenge. It's because of the adrenaline.

527
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:17,639
But then when you have a moment
to reflect, you're like, oh

528
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:22,039
fuck, oh shit, what just
happened. And then that's when it kind

529
00:36:22,039 --> 00:36:24,039
of gets in because then it creeps
into your head. So all the times,

530
00:36:24,079 --> 00:36:27,199
you know, when the adrenalins run, you can block it out because

531
00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:30,599
you haven't processed it right. Once
you have the time to process it right,

532
00:36:30,679 --> 00:36:31,800
and then it starts creeping back in
and out of your head. It's

533
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:35,599
a feedback loop they call it.
It's okay, it's a feedback loop,

534
00:36:35,639 --> 00:36:37,480
because that's the thing that's like you
can't get it out of you. You

535
00:36:37,559 --> 00:36:39,039
have to somehow learn how to.
You have to train your mind to change

536
00:36:39,079 --> 00:36:44,960
the channel. It's so hard,
so change the channel. It took me

537
00:36:45,079 --> 00:36:47,000
years to learn how to do that. But like compartimentalize a lot of stuff,

538
00:36:47,039 --> 00:36:50,719
right, because it's a form of
OCD. I'm not joking. I

539
00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:52,800
always think life is a head game
more than anything. Right, it's a

540
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:55,960
head game. And what do you
do in a situation like that? And

541
00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:00,239
here's a great one. It's it
was grabbing headlines was an odd thing.

542
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:04,239
A guy who we wouldn't expect to
get arrested going to his event five o'clock

543
00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:07,039
in the morning, not knowing.
I don't know if he even knew what

544
00:37:07,119 --> 00:37:09,599
had happened. Yeah, again,
like he was just trying to was it

545
00:37:09,639 --> 00:37:13,400
was raining, it was pouring,
it was five am. It was still

546
00:37:13,519 --> 00:37:15,599
dark. Some wasn't out yet.
Do they drive themselves? You know?

547
00:37:15,679 --> 00:37:20,320
Yeah, these guys have no helptimes. They do because he had PGA car,

548
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:23,400
but TV provides the transportation like the
car. Oftentimes they drive themselves,

549
00:37:23,519 --> 00:37:27,880
or or they or their caddy drives
them where they have a driver or the

550
00:37:28,039 --> 00:37:31,920
assists personal assistance or whatever, depending
how big they are, but Scotty obviously

551
00:37:32,039 --> 00:37:36,119
was Again, if it was like
at ten o'clock in the morning or something,

552
00:37:36,159 --> 00:37:37,079
some of them might have been driving
them. But it was five o'clock

553
00:37:37,079 --> 00:37:39,360
in the morning. He had the
eight clock tea time. I mean.

554
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:44,119
And by the way, they can't
push those back unless it's weather forever he

555
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:46,039
make it. I mean, yeah, he played there, he played well,

556
00:37:46,079 --> 00:37:49,840
I got pushed bay. It got
delayed because of weather. Okay,

557
00:37:50,039 --> 00:37:52,840
accidents and the accident accidently, fab
Brown goes bad. Imagine if this has

558
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:59,360
happened in Rochester, what did we
get last year? Frost? I'm okay

559
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:05,239
with Frost, frust And then I
think Scheffler's caddie was going to his daughter's

560
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:08,840
high school graduation on Saturday, and
so they had the PGA chaplain, who's

561
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:13,519
very close with Scheffler, was his
caddy for Saturday. Now, I don't

562
00:38:13,559 --> 00:38:16,440
know if that plays into He certainly
didn't reference that. It was brought up

563
00:38:16,559 --> 00:38:22,119
in an article I read. I
didn't hear that. Yeah, I didn't

564
00:38:22,159 --> 00:38:24,960
hear that. That's interesting, But
the PGA chaplain. Maybe the PGA chaplain

565
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:29,320
knows golf well. I don't.
Again, when you get into situations like

566
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:31,440
this it's all about comfort routine.
Yes, And you said in the quote

567
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:35,079
that he said it wasn't he didn't
have his regular routine. Yes, he

568
00:38:35,119 --> 00:38:37,599
did, and a lot of that
I'm sure factors into that. Yeah,

569
00:38:37,639 --> 00:38:40,519
it's uh, you know when your
life gets disrupted like that, it's it's

570
00:38:40,559 --> 00:38:45,559
it's earth shit routine. I think
is very important. Oh, I think

571
00:38:45,599 --> 00:38:51,079
it's it's very important in just regular
life. You know, it's what gives

572
00:38:51,079 --> 00:38:52,719
you comfort. Well, it is
because like I do a lot of weird

573
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:55,280
stuff in the morning, and if
I don't do it, I don't feel

574
00:38:55,360 --> 00:39:00,480
right to the day. That's for
me working out, Yes, that's right,

575
00:39:00,519 --> 00:39:02,119
I don't do it. If that's
it. Like if I I try

576
00:39:02,159 --> 00:39:06,559
to get out and do some kind
of physical movement too, and I'm not.

577
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:08,639
I'm not. You know, getting
those post divorce muscles that I can

578
00:39:08,679 --> 00:39:17,039
doe was great. But I feel
I think it's really important and I think

579
00:39:17,039 --> 00:39:20,000
that you know, you see it
here and I go, boy, it's

580
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,079
a great and you're I don't know
golf, well, so I would I

581
00:39:22,119 --> 00:39:24,599
would assume that you're right when you
say, like it is a great one

582
00:39:24,599 --> 00:39:28,199
for life because it's self reporting.
I think Kevin was the one who said

583
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:31,559
his kid was playing is on the
Aquinas team now, And didn't you say,

584
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:36,039
like some courts he played before,
and he told you he shot at

585
00:39:36,039 --> 00:39:37,719
twenty nine and he hit a thirty
five, And it was because you're like,

586
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:42,119
oh really, what happened? Yeah, yeah, because you're self reporting.

587
00:39:42,199 --> 00:39:47,119
Yeah yeah, Well I think any
most kids his age are they count

588
00:39:47,119 --> 00:39:52,159
what they want to count. Yeah. But we told him me and my

589
00:39:52,159 --> 00:39:54,559
neighbor will play him in his best
buddy for money anytime he wants to work

590
00:39:54,559 --> 00:39:58,599
out in our stroke work, counting
your stroke shooting count ours. I got

591
00:39:58,599 --> 00:40:00,920
to tell you, one of the
things that I enjoyed growing up is you

592
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:05,400
can tell you can test the character
and integrity and a person and how they

593
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,519
play golf. And there are some
people who I play golf with that I

594
00:40:07,519 --> 00:40:12,639
would never want any anywhere near my
business or anybody I care about, because

595
00:40:12,679 --> 00:40:15,639
they don't they don't play by the
rules. They've been the rules. Now,

596
00:40:15,679 --> 00:40:17,280
the rules of golf, like you
were talking about the person that hit

597
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:22,519
into the concession Standaria, The rules
of golf, like in life, can

598
00:40:22,639 --> 00:40:25,440
are actually designed to benefit you in
your in your game and in your life.

599
00:40:25,679 --> 00:40:28,679
It's just how do you interpret it? And then how do you go

600
00:40:28,719 --> 00:40:30,880
about it? And you got to
know it, you got to understand it.

601
00:40:30,199 --> 00:40:34,159
And so when you think about that
with life, it's like, Okay,

602
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:37,159
something happens. You can't control the
circumstances. Life is ten percent of

603
00:40:37,159 --> 00:40:39,679
what happens to you a nine percent
how you handle it? Right, Yeah,

604
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:43,239
right. That's why I always say
my big thing now is like,

605
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:45,880
try not to have a knee jerk
reaction. Very human. When we have

606
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:50,199
the knee jerk reaction, that's when
I call that the Italian reaction. Yeah,

607
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,079
okay, but it's it's where you
like, all of a sudden,

608
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:57,199
you've set off a chain of events
now because somebody else and you get into

609
00:40:57,280 --> 00:41:00,960
the drama, and where if you
can step back and that proverbial ten thousand

610
00:41:01,199 --> 00:41:06,440
foot view, you get a better
chance of figuring things out or or don't

611
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:09,039
react at all and give yourself some
time to process it, as you know

612
00:41:09,079 --> 00:41:13,039
Scheffler did with this whole thing,
and hopefully doesn't fuck up your head.

613
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:15,880
Speaking like golf, like, did
you ever watch the five part OJ documentary

614
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:20,239
any episode did you get to the
part where a part five they talked about

615
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:22,960
how OJ used to cheat at golf
and how like they get over it,

616
00:41:22,039 --> 00:41:28,440
like he hit a ball and like
in the they hit a ball. I

617
00:41:28,519 --> 00:41:30,440
didn't see this. Oh yeah,
yeah, he hit a ball out in

618
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:32,400
the rough and he goes, hey, look this ball laid it right on

619
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:37,119
this tee. He would do it
often, like he carry tea was on

620
00:41:37,119 --> 00:41:37,880
the tee. But no, he
said, no, he said that the

621
00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:40,679
ball. Look, the ball landed
on this tee like he would real quick

622
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:44,239
grab a tea, put it down, put the ball into it. Look,

623
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:45,599
the ball landed on this tee.
I thought they were referencing. When

624
00:41:45,599 --> 00:41:51,280
it landed it was propped up like
a tea on a teaky, because nobody

625
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:55,920
that plays golf could ever imagine that
that would pop onto a tee. Did

626
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:59,480
it go into a piece of grass
that was propped up like a tea?

627
00:41:59,639 --> 00:42:02,599
Yes, But you know, and
I remember that because I were thinking to

628
00:42:02,639 --> 00:42:07,119
myself, guys like that think they're
above the rules, they think they're above

629
00:42:07,159 --> 00:42:12,440
the law, and then they do
things that just aren't appropriate, aren't right,

630
00:42:12,519 --> 00:42:15,719
and it's and and you know,
when I was in law school,

631
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,880
one of my one of my mentors
was like, you know, they'll take

632
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:21,199
you out to play golf when you
go. If you're at the end,

633
00:42:21,199 --> 00:42:22,880
they're like the end of the interviews, they'll they'll take you out to certain

634
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:27,320
situations so they can see what you
interact and how you where they play golf

635
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:30,599
or socially. And he was like, if they take you out to golf,

636
00:42:30,599 --> 00:42:32,119
it means they're serious about you,
and how you play will dictate whether

637
00:42:32,119 --> 00:42:35,400
you get the job or not.
And they were right. They were spot

638
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:37,119
on. And I've done that in
my own business. I've done that,

639
00:42:37,159 --> 00:42:40,719
you know, Tom and Chrispy bring
people out. And we hired a guy

640
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:45,119
last year in Buffalo, no joke. Hired the guy last year in Buffalo,

641
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:47,960
had a ton of experience in what
we do you know? Late forty

642
00:42:49,039 --> 00:42:51,880
year old guy says he plays a
lot of golf, played in the golf

643
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:52,920
League. I'm like, all right, hey, why don't you come out.

644
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:55,199
We're having them taking some attorneys up
to play golf. Why don't you

645
00:42:55,199 --> 00:42:59,119
come Jones's He comes out by the
second hole. I turned to Chris and

646
00:42:59,159 --> 00:43:02,039
I'm like, we gotta fight this
guy. Really, he didn't play by

647
00:43:02,039 --> 00:43:06,719
the fucking rules. Played by the
rules. Now, if he would have

648
00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:09,480
said, hey are we rolling today? Are we playing we're playing summer rules?

649
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:13,679
Are we playing fun golf rules?
He came out and he was all

650
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:15,480
gung ho about what do you know
this whole thing? And I'm just like,

651
00:43:15,599 --> 00:43:20,679
yeah, he freaking guy's cheating.
Oh cheating, literally cheated in front

652
00:43:20,679 --> 00:43:22,559
of me. And it's second hal
I said that Chris, we gotta fight,

653
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:25,400
and then two months later we fired
him. Really no, yeah,

654
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:29,119
because he didn't play by the rules. He didn't do what he was supposed

655
00:43:29,119 --> 00:43:30,960
to do. Yeah, And it's
not situational. You either do it or

656
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:36,280
you don't. You're either someone you
can trust in this situation. And it's

657
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:37,920
not like, oh, you can
trust someone here, but you can't trust

658
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:42,880
them there. It's it's all the
same. Did he cheat and shoot one

659
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:45,719
hundred and fort did he cheat and
shoot eighty? He cheated and shot like

660
00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:50,119
one hundred and ten, which pissed
me off even more. Golf. Well,

661
00:43:50,119 --> 00:43:52,760
look, I don't give a shit, But the thing is it's about

662
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:55,719
life, you know, nine eighteen
it was eighteen. Yeah, I want

663
00:43:55,800 --> 00:44:00,119
to see this. I want video
of this. Oh my god. What

664
00:44:00,199 --> 00:44:02,800
we needed to show last night Rag
losing it on the golf course is this

665
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:08,880
guy that's great, that's fire maddening, maddening. That was maddening to me.

666
00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:13,719
But you can't choose what you're truthful
or honest with. Either you are

667
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:17,199
yes or you're not yes in my
opinion. Now, there are some situations

668
00:44:17,199 --> 00:44:21,800
where you know, depending on how
you're trained, Like as a lawyer,

669
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:24,480
I asked the question that's given to
me. If you ask the wrong question

670
00:44:24,599 --> 00:44:28,960
or ask a bad question, I'm
going to answer the question right. Well

671
00:44:29,599 --> 00:44:31,360
it's goodn't work. But when you're
in a personal relationship, you know what

672
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:34,920
they're asking, you should answer what
you know they're asking, as opposed to

673
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,239
just the question, because then they
think you're being dishonest. And it's not

674
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:43,440
that you're dishonest, it's just that
you know you're not being it's closing.

675
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:50,079
Is that gamemanship? Well, it
depends again. I do not recommend that

676
00:44:50,199 --> 00:44:53,559
a personal relationship at all. No, No, but I digress there first.

677
00:44:53,559 --> 00:44:57,320
Se one thing though, like I
could never win and know that I

678
00:44:57,440 --> 00:45:00,199
cheated. I could never Maybe I'm
wired to. Yeah, but if I

679
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:04,679
like if like, if I didn't
beat you legitimately, then I then I'm

680
00:45:04,679 --> 00:45:07,280
like, so I played in a
lot, I playing a lot of I

681
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:09,800
playing a lot of golf tournaments,
right, and you know, the scrambles

682
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:14,840
and whatnot, and they they allowed
to take mulligans and you pay for this

683
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:16,239
and you pay for that, and
that's great, and you know there's been

684
00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:20,800
times where we've taken you know,
everybody gets a mulligan. You take it

685
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:22,480
and you burn through your mulligan and
then you're like, ah, we got

686
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:25,280
this sharp pot, let's hit it. And then you make it. You're

687
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:29,400
like, oh, we're gonna count
that. I'm like, well, if

688
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:31,039
it's gonna if we're gonna win,
we're not counting it. If we're not

689
00:45:31,079 --> 00:45:34,440
gonna win, but we're gonna,
you know, you want to count it.

690
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:37,519
Who gives a shit. It doesn't
matter in the end, because no,

691
00:45:37,639 --> 00:45:39,159
we're not telling anybody and we're not
reporting it. We don't have.

692
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:43,519
It's not like it's part of our
gin handicap that actually goes to oars tournaments

693
00:45:43,559 --> 00:45:46,880
or other events. Someone's calling it
from another loss saw that. I laugh

694
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:50,159
at it because you play with guys
and they're like, oh, that's gonna

695
00:45:50,199 --> 00:45:52,960
count, and I'm like, well, it's not if we're in it.

696
00:45:52,159 --> 00:45:57,880
If it's like eighteen under and we're
seventeen under. But that one puff puts

697
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:01,159
at eighteen. We're not counting that
as a made punfu Okay, come on,

698
00:46:01,599 --> 00:46:05,239
I like that. I like the
tournaments that have a set number,

699
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:09,079
like they will randomly draw like a
minus seven. Yeah, I know what

700
00:46:09,159 --> 00:46:15,840
that team that wins. Nobody has
to cheat to get You're just randomly either

701
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:20,360
you're winning or losing, but you're
having a good time. Yeah, it's

702
00:46:20,639 --> 00:46:22,960
but golf does provide those opportunities to
self report, and then you can tell

703
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:27,519
who somebody's character is. By the
way, if I had a daughter and

704
00:46:27,599 --> 00:46:30,199
I don't, if I had a
daughter, I would take the guy,

705
00:46:31,519 --> 00:46:36,559
fucking guy, fucking guy, take
the guy out. I would take him

706
00:46:36,559 --> 00:46:38,079
out of golfing and see how that
how he played golf and he was a

707
00:46:38,119 --> 00:46:42,079
fucking cheater. I wouldn't. I
wouldn't have anywhere near my daughter. How

708
00:46:42,119 --> 00:46:44,719
would if he? Like? Okay, so I've never played golf. Seriously,

709
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:45,880
I would not live near my daughter. So like, if you brought

710
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:50,960
me out and I was awful,
what could like or anybody would be awful?

711
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:52,360
Like you had a son in law
who was awful at golf? Is

712
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,519
that a different set of like,
oh man, you got worried about this

713
00:46:54,559 --> 00:46:59,280
guy. He can't play like he's
awful. That's all about the person.

714
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:07,760
No, all right, we'll take
a moment. I see that guy Fieri

715
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:12,960
drop thirty pounds. This is gonna
hurt his brand. Z What is it

716
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:19,320
the Zenbachers? No, actually,
over forty years has dropped thirty pounds.

717
00:47:19,639 --> 00:47:22,519
And there's something he's doing that.
I have a friend, a guy you

718
00:47:22,599 --> 00:47:27,559
know, is doing the same thing, and he's claiming this is yeah part

719
00:47:27,599 --> 00:47:30,079
of it. Yeah, we'll get
to it next. But first, Leo's

720
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:31,960
makes life easier. You know why
because they have to go food. It's

721
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:36,920
perfect for quick and easy meals to
go from Leo's cafe or deli. I

722
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:42,000
highly recommend Leo's salads. Oh you
get the cobb salad. It is so

723
00:47:42,159 --> 00:47:45,719
good. They also have chicken pop
pie, shepherd's pie, spaghetti, meatballs,

724
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:49,800
turkey dinner, chicken palm. So
many to choose from, pre packed

725
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:52,679
and ready for you to grab for
your next meal or stock up for the

726
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:58,039
entire family at Leo's. Plus remember
fresh baked two dollars French bread and Italian

727
00:47:58,079 --> 00:48:04,039
bread all day a day. What's
the best thing about Leo's Everything On Deskbats

728
00:48:04,119 --> 00:48:16,320
Drive in East Rochester open every day. See Mac of All Trades knows this

729
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:20,079
time of year, you look around
your home, you look around your yard,

730
00:48:20,159 --> 00:48:24,239
and you feel overwhelmed. That's right. Some of the things that need

731
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:28,159
to be fixed you don't even know
how to do. Don't be the guy

732
00:48:28,199 --> 00:48:31,280
I saw pull over to the side
of the road who had strapped several pieces

733
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:37,559
of drywall to his roof and one
had blown off the roof of a sedan.

734
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:39,559
There was no rack. It was
in the back of a pickup truck.

735
00:48:39,599 --> 00:48:43,480
It wasn't strapped in in any way. It was just it was terrible.

736
00:48:44,159 --> 00:48:46,239
That's a guy who, in my
opinion, has no idea what he's

737
00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:50,239
doing. He needs Mac of All
Trades. You can get Mac of All

738
00:48:50,239 --> 00:48:52,079
Trades. Don't be that guy.
Five eight five two zero two ninety two

739
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eighteen. No matter what it is, MAC knows how to do it.

740
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:59,920
They have the skills, whether it's
repairing drywall, doing a full kitchen rema

741
00:49:00,079 --> 00:49:02,360
model, fixing a leaky toilet,
helping you build a deck, or designing

742
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:06,639
a deck and building it for you. That's what Mac of All Trades does

743
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:09,559
five eight five two zero two ninety
two eighteen and online at Mac of all

744
00:49:09,599 --> 00:49:23,480
trades dot net. Where's your feeling? That's a right? Why won't you

745
00:49:23,599 --> 00:49:37,079
let me stop? Guys? Chicken
time, so sup us have a surprise

746
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:44,679
helping out, to help me.
If you want to dance, if you

747
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:52,320
want it all you know that I'm
the curvet. This is for your bird.

748
00:49:52,440 --> 00:50:00,599
It's called make you Like your Birthday
every Day. So you it's Kitty

749
00:50:00,639 --> 00:50:06,840
Perry. Yeah, not so much
sexual overtone of this song at all.

750
00:50:07,679 --> 00:50:14,760
Nothing. I'll make it like your
birthday every day. But I'm looking for

751
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:17,639
live like it's your birthday. I'm
looking for Yeah, there you go.

752
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:23,199
That was I gotta say that was
a great weekend start to finish. It

753
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:25,880
was. That was a great weekend
start to finish. And thank you guys

754
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:31,039
for it was so much fun.
That was so much fun. And then

755
00:50:31,079 --> 00:50:37,440
the birthday juice that they made iron
it was great. Tequila, apple whiskey,

756
00:50:37,519 --> 00:50:39,840
little ginger beer was that was fantastic. That was good. And they

757
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:45,440
went down easy. Maybe too easy, too easy if your name is Kevin.

758
00:50:46,559 --> 00:50:49,960
Kevin was great though. Kevin,
all of a sudden, like I

759
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,760
think you could see at certain points, I was I didn't know how to

760
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:53,599
get out of a conversation. He
goes, hey, can I borrow you

761
00:50:53,599 --> 00:50:57,559
for two minutes? Yea, I
have at one point too, God,

762
00:50:57,840 --> 00:51:00,719
yeah, I almost. I was
like, how did he know? Yeah?

763
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:04,400
It must have been written at the
look of like, get me out

764
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:10,840
of here. When you start rolling
your eyes you over. I want to

765
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:15,199
try to find more out about this
cold plunks. I do the cold shower.

766
00:51:15,559 --> 00:51:20,920
But Guy Fieri over four years,
drop thirty pounds, significant amount of

767
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:22,880
weight, and to keep it off
he's been working out. He goes and

768
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:25,960
does a weighted vest every morning.
I think on a on a jog and

769
00:51:27,639 --> 00:51:30,039
I haven't done a weighted vest since
high school. You used to have to

770
00:51:30,119 --> 00:51:34,239
run stairs with weighted He used to
run stairs, and I don't think that's

771
00:51:34,239 --> 00:51:37,800
good for your joints. Probably not. I would think to remember the ankle

772
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:42,239
weights that people were around those I
know were never they were, but the

773
00:51:42,599 --> 00:51:45,760
weighted vest. I knew. Somebody
told this story several times, and I

774
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:52,880
think you'll remember from when we were
on CMF, but my I guess.

775
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:58,119
So we determined that she is still
my wife legally. Her cousin was really

776
00:51:58,159 --> 00:52:02,000
into like bodybuilding and stuff, and
she wanted to lose some of the muscle

777
00:52:02,039 --> 00:52:07,039
mass and get lean and not be
as bulky because she had been a bodybuilder.

778
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:10,840
So she was working out and she
met a guy and she had I

779
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:15,079
don't know, all of a sudden
she's calling my wife and telling her about

780
00:52:15,119 --> 00:52:20,679
the you know this guy and how
great he is blah blah. And then

781
00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:22,000
she goes to the mall and she
thought he had one kid, and all

782
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:25,760
of a sudden another kid shows up
and he's got two. Oh it's a

783
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:29,360
little strange, but it's all right, And you know, the little girl's

784
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:31,280
doing my hair and I'm really we're
really kind of hitting it off. All

785
00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:37,840
this. They were running stairs in
a hotel like they would go to this

786
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:42,599
one hotel and work out. He
got to the top and collapsed and died.

787
00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:45,840
Oh I think he was in his
early forties. Oh like died like

788
00:52:46,079 --> 00:52:49,840
they had to get and they couldn't
bring him back. Oh shit. And

789
00:52:50,199 --> 00:52:54,840
it turned out that she was the
mistress didn't know it. She had a

790
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:59,280
big job in a pharmaceutical company where
she handled half the country, so she

791
00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:02,679
was flying lot and he said he
was an O R surgeon. Turned out

792
00:53:02,719 --> 00:53:07,320
his wife was an O R surgeon. He was an R nurse, not

793
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:10,519
a surgeon. He but they would
she would. They would meet sometimes and

794
00:53:10,559 --> 00:53:15,199
go mountain biking together. Most of
their dates were workout dates. See,

795
00:53:15,199 --> 00:53:16,280
you got to play golf with this
guy. You can told her if he

796
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:22,679
would have achieved any golf, he
would have known two dies. You know,

797
00:53:22,039 --> 00:53:25,519
here's the thing. I love my
dad because my dad loves he loves

798
00:53:25,559 --> 00:53:30,599
a juicy story. Whoa this guy
got away with it all? Well,

799
00:53:30,639 --> 00:53:34,880
he just he got away. Poof, he did it? Oh my god.

800
00:53:35,119 --> 00:53:38,039
So he dies and then she didn't
know whether or not she could go

801
00:53:38,119 --> 00:53:44,199
to the funeral or not. And
I think she went to the wake and

802
00:53:44,239 --> 00:53:46,360
got out of there quickly, or
may have heard from the wife saying I'm

803
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:50,440
I'm fully aware and blah blah blah. I don't have they met. They

804
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:53,360
did have a they did have a
meeting after I'm this is so long ago,

805
00:53:53,360 --> 00:54:00,840
I'm misremembering. Gives every fucking woman
goddamn not to trust the guy.

806
00:54:00,559 --> 00:54:05,000
Every everyone, any woman that's listening
to the story right now is a sea.

807
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:07,320
And that's why I don't trust you. But I mean, he was

808
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:10,679
working. That's why. That's why
the woman always tries to intercept the phone

809
00:54:12,239 --> 00:54:15,119
on the phone, right to see
what's on the phone. He uh does

810
00:54:15,199 --> 00:54:17,960
the phone never lies. The phone
does not phone the eye and this guy

811
00:54:19,079 --> 00:54:21,760
never lies. Well that's an interesting
thing. Yeah, who did I just

812
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:25,119
see where somebody got busted for.
Oh it's another story we'll get to in

813
00:54:25,159 --> 00:54:30,519
a second. But yeah, this
guy just he collapsed and died at the

814
00:54:30,559 --> 00:54:32,920
top of the stairs. And then
she calls his best friend, who she

815
00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:37,679
had met, and she says to
him, Hey, I know what's going

816
00:54:37,719 --> 00:54:39,039
on. He's going to the hospital. They're asking me questions and I don't

817
00:54:39,079 --> 00:54:43,079
know his medical history, like what
he's allergic to, what he's not,

818
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:45,480
this sort of thing. And she's
like, she's all upset, and the

819
00:54:45,519 --> 00:54:52,679
best friend's like, oh, yeah, So this brings up a really interesting

820
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:57,920
question. You're single, Yeah,
who's your emergency contact? I actually have

821
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:01,480
it as my mom really, yeah, which I don't know is maybe smarter

822
00:55:01,559 --> 00:55:04,760
or not, but your mom lives
in all of me. Well that's the

823
00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:07,039
problem. That's a great that's a
great point. You want to be mean,

824
00:55:07,159 --> 00:55:14,519
wants to be the one to pull
the dog. I went I had

825
00:55:14,559 --> 00:55:16,960
to. Yeah, it's a great
question, Like, who's your emergency contact?

826
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:21,440
My mom was in Florida, I'm
like, oh, I always say

827
00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:24,079
my mom, who, Well,
here's the thing who knows me well enough?

828
00:55:24,119 --> 00:55:28,440
Nowadays, who do I trust?
That's a great point. But your

829
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:30,559
mom, well, here's the good
thing. And one of the reasons I

830
00:55:30,639 --> 00:55:35,840
hesitated. Uh. Yes, she
lives far away, but in an emergency,

831
00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:37,639
she's probably not going to be right
next to me anyway. If she

832
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:42,719
was in Pittsford and I'm being rushed
to the hospital, or She's in Rhinebeck

833
00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:45,760
and I'm being rushed to the hospital, she can answer questions over the phone

834
00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:52,159
if I'm not sure when my mom
answered someone's questions. But you know what

835
00:55:52,199 --> 00:55:53,599
I'm saying. And nowadays, everybody, like a lot of people, my

836
00:55:53,639 --> 00:55:58,639
mother has to smart watch. Yeah, so she'll see you know, getting

837
00:55:58,679 --> 00:56:02,440
hold of hers is is easier.
But she's older. So when my mother's

838
00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:06,440
no longer here, who becomes my
emergency contact? Great question? I maybe

839
00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:08,239
am one of my kids? I
don't know. Yeah, And for you

840
00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:10,039
know, when you talk about your
kids, though, do you want to

841
00:56:10,079 --> 00:56:14,079
put that responsibility or burden on your
kids? No, I don't, I

842
00:56:14,119 --> 00:56:17,360
know I will Luke's eighteen, I
don't want to. When we were working

843
00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:21,719
together at CF, Tommy had just
had been divorced for a few years,

844
00:56:22,119 --> 00:56:23,559
and he didn't have a girlfriend at
the time. He's now married. Since

845
00:56:25,320 --> 00:56:29,559
our our HR lady goes, who's
your we need your emergency contact at times

846
00:56:29,599 --> 00:56:31,480
like Brown, I don't know,
So he brings it up on the air.

847
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:37,559
People are calling up emergency contact in
case something happened to him. Then

848
00:56:37,599 --> 00:56:40,840
we went to She almost started cryingly. She felt bad for him. I

849
00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:46,840
think it was I think I think
he made it. One of his brothers.

850
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:50,920
Yeah, one of his was the
one with a gun. Probably both

851
00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:52,519
of them. I don't remember one
had a gun. One I don't know.

852
00:56:52,719 --> 00:56:55,760
Yes, yeah, that's a great
question. Who is the emergency contact?

853
00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:59,559
And then your mom, Like,
you know, my mom is seventy

854
00:56:59,559 --> 00:57:02,239
seventy years old. My mom's eighty
four. Yeah, her mom's great,

855
00:57:02,719 --> 00:57:06,880
she's fun. Yeah. I hope
I can have as much fun in my

856
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:09,079
life. Absolutely. You know,
so far, you're doing pretty good.

857
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:15,079
Five more years, brother, Well, somebody body loves you. Might liver

858
00:57:15,199 --> 00:57:16,760
fucking issue right now. Somebody said
to me last night, goes, how

859
00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:20,480
did this all come about? Was? And I said, well, Greg

860
00:57:20,639 --> 00:57:23,119
and they and you had told them
the story about Bruno Mars and in the

861
00:57:23,159 --> 00:57:27,320
age fifty nine, and I said, yeah, we were kind of chatting

862
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:29,480
Greg a little bit, going well, you know, you never know,

863
00:57:29,679 --> 00:57:36,079
you might as well do it now, and so it's all went so and

864
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:40,320
again it was so much fun and
it benefited a great organization and Tommy and

865
00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:43,920
Iron Smoke is just a great venue. It's you know, why not.

866
00:57:44,119 --> 00:57:49,079
Yeah, it worked out really really
well. But Danny my intensity training weight

867
00:57:49,199 --> 00:57:52,320
Fest and then the cold punch and
he's lost weight. And our friend Jim

868
00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:57,480
Murkley, who was I don't think
he is anymore, was the president of

869
00:57:57,519 --> 00:58:01,039
okell Uh he's been doing it and
drop like thirty or forty pounds, said

870
00:58:01,199 --> 00:58:04,519
he looks great. He does.
He looks really good. Bought himself an

871
00:58:04,519 --> 00:58:07,360
e bike. That's how excited he
is. He's not gonna exercise. This

872
00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:09,599
is gonna go out and ride around
on an e bike. Cold plunge Cold

873
00:58:09,599 --> 00:58:12,960
pludge is great. But like like
even the hit stuff, they tell you

874
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:15,280
if you have high blood pressure,
talk to your doctor first before you do

875
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:16,920
any of that stuff. Like when
I was going through high blood pressure after

876
00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:20,360
like I had, you know,
by incident, doctor said, I don't

877
00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:23,679
want you doing hip or that high
intensity stuff. You just keep your exercise

878
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:28,039
very bag like you on jog.
That's cool, lift weights, jumping jacks,

879
00:58:28,039 --> 00:58:30,519
all that stuff. But don't be
doing that hit stuff, he goes,

880
00:58:30,519 --> 00:58:34,000
because that could that could lead to
problems some people. So consulting.

881
00:58:34,039 --> 00:58:36,440
But good for guy fiery. I'm
sure he's got the money to figure out,

882
00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:38,159
like Dana White, you know,
like, Okay, he's fifty six

883
00:58:38,199 --> 00:58:40,719
years old. I think. Yeah, I thought that was pretty good.

884
00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:44,440
Yeah. No. The other story
that I was just seeing that there's a

885
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:46,599
guy in uh, Wayne County.
Now, there used to be ads that

886
00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:52,239
insurance fraud hurts us all. Yeah, so this guy in Wayne County's cable

887
00:58:52,239 --> 00:58:57,239
commercials. Remember we're driving up the
prices for everybuddy. Yeah, drive the

888
00:58:57,320 --> 00:59:02,639
black box some comic that he goes. He goes, Yeah, man,

889
00:59:02,719 --> 00:59:05,679
he goes. I had to go
over and talk to my neighbors the other

890
00:59:05,719 --> 00:59:10,400
day because I'm stealing their WiFi and
they didn't pay their bill. Hey,

891
00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:16,840
man, you got to pay your
bill. That's awesome. I found that

892
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:24,039
very funny. But the uh,
the uh, this is a thirty five

893
00:59:24,079 --> 00:59:30,559
year old guy twenty nineteen Mercedes right
reports its stolen. It turns how they

894
00:59:30,559 --> 00:59:36,480
find it it's in the city of
Rochester, and the story unravels. He

895
00:59:36,599 --> 00:59:40,159
probably had comprehensive coverage, was gonna
claim it stolen, get the thing,

896
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:45,519
and then either get the car back
or sell it somehow on a black mark

897
00:59:45,599 --> 00:59:47,760
whatever he did. So he had
some woman he knows that they call him,

898
00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:52,760
They call her an associate, drive
it to the city and leave it

899
00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:53,840
somewhere, or give it to a
guy. Give it to some guy.

900
00:59:54,199 --> 01:00:02,039
But there is a the car GPS
locator on the car, built into Mercedes.

901
01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:05,960
Oh my, yeah, built into
Mercedes, I think. And it

902
01:00:06,079 --> 01:00:09,199
might even be some kind of video
thing in there that also tracks stuff.

903
01:00:09,239 --> 01:00:14,639
And so they were able to sell
immediately. But I know this is where

904
01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:16,719
you can't get away with shiit.
No. As a kid, I used

905
01:00:16,719 --> 01:00:22,400
to love to prank my neighbors with
phone calls all the time. Now there's

906
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:24,760
called I D there's the Star sixty
nine. You could call there's a phone

907
01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:28,239
call. Well that's the other thing
nowadays. Yeah, I don't answer my

908
01:00:28,280 --> 01:00:30,079
phone no anymore. No. I
used to try to do all. You

909
01:00:30,119 --> 01:00:34,440
have a landline, no, no, I just just don't for you at

910
01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:36,719
all. If I don't recognize the
number, I don't have any phone I

911
01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:39,719
used to I did I moved into
the new house, I I didn't.

912
01:00:40,079 --> 01:00:43,599
I don't know. I didn't get
a landline. I still has one,

913
01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:46,760
really, Yeah, well the one
that always was with the house. Yeah.

914
01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:50,880
Yeah. See that's the thing is
like, I don't I don't know

915
01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:53,559
if who has them and what what's
the A lot of people have them because

916
01:00:53,559 --> 01:00:58,559
that was part of the deal with
Time Warner to get it cheaper on the

917
01:00:58,679 --> 01:01:00,320
table, cheaper if you got the
internet and the phone with it. My

918
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:05,440
mom and my aunt both had the
phone, the home phone, and I

919
01:01:05,440 --> 01:01:07,960
don't think I ever called either one
of them on the number. Yeah.

920
01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:10,239
There's some people that are like,
well, if the internet goes out or

921
01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:14,679
if you lose Wi Fi or your
cell signal, then you can't use your

922
01:01:14,679 --> 01:01:16,960
phone. So if there's an emergency, then you you're stuck. I'm like,

923
01:01:17,039 --> 01:01:20,599
yeah, if that happens, everybody
else is stuck. That's what I'm

924
01:01:20,639 --> 01:01:22,199
taking I'm playing a numbers game there, because I think they're going to try

925
01:01:22,199 --> 01:01:24,840
to get it back as quickly as
they possibly can, and if it goes

926
01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:29,199
down, it's it's great. Who
are you calling anyway? Yeah? No,

927
01:01:29,559 --> 01:01:32,199
can you remember anybody's number? No, I don't know anybody's number.

928
01:01:32,280 --> 01:01:37,599
No, Like I remember numbers of
neighbors of mine from being the child,

929
01:01:37,639 --> 01:01:39,360
because I would call them all the
time, My buddy, I can't.

930
01:01:39,519 --> 01:01:43,719
I don't know my kid's number.
All I do is ask the phone to

931
01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:45,559
call them. I don't know their
number by heart. Do you do you

932
01:01:45,599 --> 01:01:51,320
know your kid's numbers? No,
damn good. I can't remember my I

933
01:01:51,360 --> 01:01:53,519
can remember my phone number from when
I grew up. Yeah, me too,

934
01:01:53,679 --> 01:01:57,039
But I can't remember my I don't
know my kids. No, I

935
01:01:57,039 --> 01:01:59,559
don't know anything. The only thing
I know is I just hit I just

936
01:01:59,559 --> 01:02:00,800
go to my phone, hit favorites, and then just hit their picture.

937
01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:05,119
Yeah okay, and I just say
to my phone on the top flank,

938
01:02:07,199 --> 01:02:13,360
there's actually three in a row,
which one's first based on age? Look

939
01:02:13,360 --> 01:02:15,760
at you? A good answer?
Good answer? What about your phone?

940
01:02:15,880 --> 01:02:19,360
Just like William and Harry, my
littlest one is my favorite. Okay,

941
01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:22,039
he knows, he knows it.
You just say it right out. He

942
01:02:22,079 --> 01:02:25,760
knows is the oldest one your wife's
favorite because they got the matching tattoo.

943
01:02:25,880 --> 01:02:29,719
I don't know. I think so. Yeah, Well, first of all,

944
01:02:29,960 --> 01:02:31,960
that's definitely got it. Yeah.
The match. That's a strong indication,

945
01:02:32,039 --> 01:02:35,519
I think. So, so where
does that leave the middle kid?

946
01:02:35,519 --> 01:02:37,119
Who I think is do you have
a tattoo? Do I know? Do

947
01:02:37,159 --> 01:02:39,239
you have a tato? The middle
kid? Damn? Do you have?

948
01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:44,239
Oh no, I don't have one
either. This is a rarity. Yeah

949
01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:49,559
I Tom has a toss. Yeah
I know. I didn't realize that until

950
01:02:49,599 --> 01:02:52,360
yesterday. But do you go to
the courtroom with those arms? Yeah?

951
01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:58,400
Yeah, Tom has a sleep.
He does. He has a sleep,

952
01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:06,280
his right to his clingy right to
his So you never see there are I

953
01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:09,280
think I think most of the most
of the women in my office have tattoos.

954
01:03:09,639 --> 01:03:14,840
If not, I think there's one
that might not. But there's uh

955
01:03:15,880 --> 01:03:20,119
even mash Chris Matt, my partner
has has he has the desire for a

956
01:03:20,159 --> 01:03:23,920
tattoo for you. So I've always
talked about right across the back comp life.

957
01:03:24,239 --> 01:03:29,679
No, it was my it was
my dad. Was getting my dad's

958
01:03:29,719 --> 01:03:31,559
signature. Okay, now I know
somebody who's done that recently. I was

959
01:03:31,599 --> 01:03:37,719
thinking about getting I thought my father's
father signature. That was the one who

960
01:03:37,719 --> 01:03:44,320
says twelve plus eighty three equals six
the Kelly Read connection. Yes, that

961
01:03:44,360 --> 01:03:46,880
would be that would be a greg
type of tattoo, like a touchdown.

962
01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:51,960
The only other contemplating one. Yeah. No, Now I do know somebody

963
01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:57,800
who's got a sound wave and I
think it's the sound wave of like not

964
01:03:57,840 --> 01:04:01,400
to be morbid, but I think
it's their kid who passed. But I

965
01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:04,400
think it's a sound wave of them
talking. I think, And I'm not

966
01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:06,920
sure if you can scan it.
I don't know if there's something in the

967
01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:11,519
ink. I saw one that somebody
had a QR code. It's a QR

968
01:04:11,559 --> 01:04:14,440
code, okay, and you scan
it and it plays some back. It's

969
01:04:14,599 --> 01:04:17,760
this big burly guy and he scanned
the QR code in his tattoo and it

970
01:04:17,800 --> 01:04:24,199
plays back three boys. Okay,
but that's like a bit. I'm not

971
01:04:24,239 --> 01:04:28,119
turning my body. Would you if
they win the Super Bowl? Would you

972
01:04:28,119 --> 01:04:32,880
get Super Bowl Champs? I would
contemplate doing his Buffalo Bill tattoo. So

973
01:04:33,679 --> 01:04:36,320
Tom got me a tattoo for one
of my birthdays. I haven't still haven't

974
01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:40,599
done it yet. Yeah, because
I have no desire, zero, And

975
01:04:40,679 --> 01:04:45,559
I think part of the reason was
I will I'll just say it because it

976
01:04:45,639 --> 01:04:51,239
happened when I was much younger and
in my twenties, and I worked at

977
01:04:51,239 --> 01:04:58,199
CMF and we'es was in his heyday. He just absolutely ruled this town back

978
01:04:58,239 --> 01:05:01,119
then. And Uh, all of
a sudden, new people were coming over.

979
01:05:01,199 --> 01:05:05,320
And it always bothered me when I
would see the salespeople. All of

980
01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:10,159
a sudden, they're saying bra and
this and that the way he speaks yeah,

981
01:05:10,199 --> 01:05:12,480
and it just bugged me because they
go to the guard I go.

982
01:05:12,559 --> 01:05:17,920
The thing that was so what made
him what he was is the uniqueness and

983
01:05:18,159 --> 01:05:23,079
the authenticity, right, and the
fact that this guy was covered in tattoos.

984
01:05:23,559 --> 01:05:27,679
It just added to the character.
And he looked at times like an

985
01:05:27,679 --> 01:05:31,239
outlaw because he got stopped. There
were stories where he was They took the

986
01:05:31,239 --> 01:05:35,320
boat up to Ontario and then he
drove home and left the boat there with

987
01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:39,920
another couple and then some of his
kids and he and his wife drive home

988
01:05:40,239 --> 01:05:44,039
and they had extra pillows from the
you know, just those throw pillows that

989
01:05:44,039 --> 01:05:45,079
they'll have on the boat. He
goes, they're taking up too much room.

990
01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:49,440
They get to the border and they
because of the tattoos, they thought

991
01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:54,440
there was cocaine in those pillows.
So the border crossing cut the pillows open

992
01:05:54,599 --> 01:06:00,239
and starts that's cotton, that's Cocay. That was like, guy, that

993
01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:03,679
was that guy. Yeah. So
now this person, this woman, and

994
01:06:03,719 --> 01:06:08,440
you may know her, and I
will not say your name. I happened

995
01:06:08,440 --> 01:06:13,800
to be out drinking and I see
her and she had just become what they

996
01:06:13,840 --> 01:06:16,599
call the local sales manager at the
radio station, and she went and got

997
01:06:16,639 --> 01:06:20,599
a tattoo. Okay, and she
did this, and she's starting to use

998
01:06:20,599 --> 01:06:23,880
that bra stuff and she's like hey, and she's shown it off. And

999
01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:28,480
I was drunk, and I go, you fucking phonies, all you fucking

1000
01:06:28,559 --> 01:06:30,800
phonies. I can't stand it.
I go, I wouldn't. I go,

1001
01:06:31,360 --> 01:06:34,199
you got a tattoo because you worked
for seeming I always want a tattoo.

1002
01:06:34,199 --> 01:06:36,840
Oh bullshit. If you really wanted
one, you're gonna wait, because

1003
01:06:36,880 --> 01:06:41,159
I think at the time, like
here, I am twenty four, twenty

1004
01:06:41,199 --> 01:06:44,000
five. If she was old at
thirty two, I go, you waited

1005
01:06:44,039 --> 01:06:46,480
until you were thirty two to get
a tattoo? You go all that time

1006
01:06:46,519 --> 01:06:50,000
you knew you always wanted one,
but you wait till I mean, and

1007
01:06:50,239 --> 01:06:56,239
still I saw her backstage with her
daughter at a concert of Darien Lake.

1008
01:06:56,920 --> 01:06:59,320
I think it was trained because I
was doing an interview with training. No

1009
01:06:59,360 --> 01:07:02,519
it was fallout boy, and she
brought it up. What an asshole I

1010
01:07:02,679 --> 01:07:05,079
was? Yeah, when I was. When I was in an undergrad,

1011
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:09,840
I was on spring break and all
my fraternity brothers there was like fourteen of

1012
01:07:09,920 --> 01:07:14,280
us, and we all went and
they all got the Delta Sigma Phi tattooed,

1013
01:07:14,360 --> 01:07:17,079
and I went last, and they
were also drunk. And after thirteen

1014
01:07:17,119 --> 01:07:20,159
guys went, they were like they
were ready to leave. I just freaking

1015
01:07:20,199 --> 01:07:24,199
laughed as if I got it.
Everybody thought I got the tattooed. So

1016
01:07:24,199 --> 01:07:26,760
we came back to alfhdeverbody was showing
everybody and they're like, where the fuck

1017
01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:29,719
is yours. I'm like, yeah, I didn't get one. They ran.

1018
01:07:30,280 --> 01:07:33,480
But the only thing I've I've thought
of is doing something for my dad.

1019
01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:36,320
And then but of course, and
then, you know, I said

1020
01:07:36,360 --> 01:07:39,199
to my mom, well, when
you passed me, I'll get one for

1021
01:07:39,239 --> 01:07:43,760
you too. Yeah. Now some
people get them, like take the ashes

1022
01:07:44,280 --> 01:07:46,559
and have the ashes put into a
tattoo as part of the interest thing.

1023
01:07:46,679 --> 01:07:50,559
And that's an interesting little tribute as
well. I have so many freckles and

1024
01:07:50,599 --> 01:07:55,199
moles. I have to go get
scoped every six months, get looked at,

1025
01:07:55,480 --> 01:07:58,880
shit chopped off my face. I
get barnacles like I'm on fucking boat

1026
01:07:58,920 --> 01:08:03,559
that they got to come through,
and the hall putting another thing on there.

1027
01:08:03,559 --> 01:08:08,280
Greg is not doing it, not
too I got asked once by a

1028
01:08:08,320 --> 01:08:11,559
woman. She goes, so,
why don't you have any tattoos? I

1029
01:08:11,599 --> 01:08:14,679
go, I'm sorry what? She
goes, why why don't you have any

1030
01:08:14,679 --> 01:08:16,439
tattoos? I go, what do
you mean? I'm like, I'm like,

1031
01:08:16,479 --> 01:08:19,079
I'm not following you. She goes, you don't have any tattoos.

1032
01:08:19,079 --> 01:08:21,520
I go, right, you know, why don't you have any? I

1033
01:08:21,520 --> 01:08:24,520
go, I didn't know I had
to get any. Well, you're in

1034
01:08:24,520 --> 01:08:27,680
a band. I go, yeah. She goes, so why don't you

1035
01:08:27,720 --> 01:08:30,079
have any tattoos? Like I would
have. I would have though, would

1036
01:08:30,119 --> 01:08:32,399
have been like your favorite Bible verse, no oh John three sixteen. No.

1037
01:08:32,399 --> 01:08:34,479
But I wouldn't get a tatto.
Even if I weren't a Christian,

1038
01:08:34,520 --> 01:08:38,720
I still have no desire to get
a tattoo because to me, they're always

1039
01:08:38,800 --> 01:08:41,960
their conversation pieces. My wife's got
a ton of them. But it's like

1040
01:08:42,159 --> 01:08:45,000
it's like, hey, somebody's always
like showing off their tattoo, like they

1041
01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:48,479
want to talk about they want to
bring it up be the tribal around the

1042
01:08:48,560 --> 01:08:53,039
arm. And now you'll see those
guys now that are old and let it

1043
01:08:53,079 --> 01:08:56,640
go. It doesn't look as good
to be an anchor now it's an arrow.

1044
01:08:58,159 --> 01:09:00,760
So the line in college is like
we talk about it and it's like,

1045
01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:05,319
yeah, I got one right here. Oh yeah, no, why

1046
01:09:05,359 --> 01:09:09,960
would I put a bumper sticker on
a John Deer track. Well, somebody

1047
01:09:10,239 --> 01:09:13,880
used to say, like they won't
their establishment, they will not draw the

1048
01:09:13,960 --> 01:09:18,960
clover on a poor guinness because why
you don't have to do anything to what

1049
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:24,399
God made perfect. And so that
was always my line tattooing go, why

1050
01:09:24,399 --> 01:09:27,079
would I have to enhance God made
it perfect. I'm not putting anything on

1051
01:09:27,119 --> 01:09:30,079
it. Well, it's funny because
like obviously there were several people who thought

1052
01:09:30,079 --> 01:09:36,800
that was perfect last night. Yeah, well it's funny. It's so there's

1053
01:09:36,800 --> 01:09:40,319
a like there's versus in the Bible
to talk about, like you know,

1054
01:09:40,319 --> 01:09:43,000
you're not going to desecrate your body
do stuff like that, right, So

1055
01:09:43,079 --> 01:09:45,319
now there's this generation of Christians who
have decided to go out and get tattoos

1056
01:09:45,319 --> 01:09:47,840
and say, oh, that's not
really what the Bible means. And they

1057
01:09:47,840 --> 01:09:51,199
host all these YouTube shows and they
have like sleeves of tattoos. Yeah,

1058
01:09:51,239 --> 01:09:54,920
and it's like, well, okay, which part of the verse did you

1059
01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:58,479
like interpret to believe that that?
I mean, like it's it's I mean,

1060
01:09:58,640 --> 01:10:01,760
I guess it's all just it doesn't
matter. Well, Jewish people,

1061
01:10:01,800 --> 01:10:05,399
you can't get buried in the cemetery
with the traditional Jewish cemetery if you have

1062
01:10:05,399 --> 01:10:09,600
a tattoo. And I think that
was Yeah, that was part of the

1063
01:10:09,640 --> 01:10:14,319
reason I believe my Hitler tattooed all
Hitler tattooed all the Jewish people. You

1064
01:10:14,319 --> 01:10:18,319
couldn't be Yeah, it was almost
like another Wow, the argument, man,

1065
01:10:18,439 --> 01:10:21,760
this show is just so. But
the argument in church was in Berlin

1066
01:10:21,840 --> 01:10:24,720
last year too, and I didn't
even hear that. Well, the argument

1067
01:10:24,760 --> 01:10:27,359
in church is that like, okay, so if you're going to bend the

1068
01:10:27,399 --> 01:10:30,640
interpretation of that rule to your benefit
about tattoos, yes, then what else

1069
01:10:30,680 --> 01:10:34,399
you gonna bend every religion bendstuff.
But the point is is that like that's

1070
01:10:34,439 --> 01:10:36,880
like blatant and black and white.
You're gonna go do it anyway. So

1071
01:10:36,960 --> 01:10:41,359
else what? So do you really
believe what you believe? I think there

1072
01:10:41,399 --> 01:10:45,640
were religions the rules of golf.
We're just talking. Yes, I observed

1073
01:10:45,720 --> 01:10:48,640
desire to get a tattoo of any
kind for any reason. Yeah, not

1074
01:10:48,680 --> 01:10:54,800
even a beth. No, No, she's right here. Man. Wait,

1075
01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:57,640
I was waiting to see how he
was gonna dig his way out of

1076
01:10:57,640 --> 01:11:02,439
that one. She knows it too. Oh we've talked about all right,

1077
01:11:02,479 --> 01:11:08,000
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Go Goat Goat Goat show. It's
it's and you know you don't give up

1098
01:12:58,720 --> 01:13:06,199
coming up. He's a smart,
really really cerebral guy. I fift I

1099
01:13:06,239 --> 01:13:11,439
only found that out years later.
Like I've read stuff he's over, I

1100
01:13:11,439 --> 01:13:16,800
should rephrase the interviews and he there's
a book I bought for one of the

1101
01:13:16,840 --> 01:13:24,279
boys, I think Jameson that he
claims changed his life and it's all about

1102
01:13:24,439 --> 01:13:27,920
uh, just reading people and knowing
the right thing. And I mean,

1103
01:13:27,960 --> 01:13:31,760
boy, he parlayed that into because
I think he's producing. I think he's

1104
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:36,800
got his own something, his own
company. He invited he invested in vitamin

1105
01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:40,239
water before it became a thing,
and that's how he made it to like

1106
01:13:40,279 --> 01:13:42,680
a lot more money. Really,
yeah, he did invite him in water.

1107
01:13:42,720 --> 01:13:44,560
I think he sold that and I
sold that, and then he had

1108
01:13:44,560 --> 01:13:47,279
his studio. Like when I say
studio, I mean like a production company

1109
01:13:47,520 --> 01:13:51,359
for movies. Wow, that's for
draking those guys making all their money is

1110
01:13:51,399 --> 01:13:59,399
all the production stuff. Yeah,
Peyton Manning too is like omahad million dollars.

1111
01:13:58,840 --> 01:14:00,720
Ye, Greg, that's where we
got to get to. There you

1112
01:14:00,800 --> 01:14:06,760
go, you go, man,
om So what do you do? Because

1113
01:14:06,760 --> 01:14:11,079
I used to do this weird thing
on my birthday and I haven't done it

1114
01:14:11,079 --> 01:14:14,359
in a long time. Not a
long time, but probably like the past

1115
01:14:14,359 --> 01:14:17,920
two years. I used to write
myself a letter Dear Bill, Okay,

1116
01:14:17,960 --> 01:14:24,199
it's Bill again. You stay sober
this year. No, I will not

1117
01:14:24,199 --> 01:14:28,439
write that letter that I that I
wouldn't open until the next birthday. Really

1118
01:14:28,560 --> 01:14:30,720
yeah, So I would write it
just like things that hey, I hope

1119
01:14:30,720 --> 01:14:33,680
this year you blah blah blah,
you've thought about this. I hope you

1120
01:14:33,720 --> 01:14:36,800
actually put it to action, this
sort of thing. And then and when

1121
01:14:36,840 --> 01:14:41,359
I was doing it, you got
more, you hit more on it than

1122
01:14:41,399 --> 01:14:44,199
you didn't. Really, then,
I think I was surprised on some of

1123
01:14:44,239 --> 01:14:46,239
the stuff. Are you asking me
if I do that? Yeah? Is

1124
01:14:46,279 --> 01:14:50,039
there anything though? Is there a
tradition? Is there some ritual for you

1125
01:14:50,159 --> 01:14:56,119
just you No, I mean not
with that, No, I mean just

1126
01:14:56,239 --> 01:14:59,039
recently, in the last couple of
months, I started journaling in the morning.

1127
01:14:59,159 --> 01:15:00,520
Okay, and wake up the first
things that are in my head,

1128
01:15:00,520 --> 01:15:08,199
I write, yeah. And then
why when did this start? No?

1129
01:15:08,319 --> 01:15:10,880
Seriously, And I say that because
I used to do that, and there

1130
01:15:10,920 --> 01:15:14,279
was a book called The Artist Way, and one of the things they said

1131
01:15:14,399 --> 01:15:17,479
was to write stream of conscious three
pages, you know, front and back.

1132
01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:20,399
My hand would cramp up and I
would do it. So sometimes I

1133
01:15:20,439 --> 01:15:24,279
was getting up when I was doing
morning radio, I would get up at

1134
01:15:24,279 --> 01:15:28,039
like a quarter to three, yeah, just to run It's probably were on

1135
01:15:28,079 --> 01:15:30,479
Saint Patrick's Day. Yeah, that
is when I started doing it. And

1136
01:15:30,560 --> 01:15:32,159
it was uh. And so as
soon as I wake up in the morning,

1137
01:15:32,359 --> 01:15:34,680
a lot of it is just again, it's it's a stream of consciousnes

1138
01:15:34,680 --> 01:15:38,439
it's usually about a page. It's
usually a front and back of a page.

1139
01:15:38,600 --> 01:15:43,319
Okay, and then it just it. I should probably do it before

1140
01:15:43,359 --> 01:15:45,159
I go to sleep. That's where
I can sleep to get everything off my

1141
01:15:45,239 --> 01:15:47,840
mind. It's probably good. Yeah, but I do, and I wake

1142
01:15:47,920 --> 01:15:50,960
up and then it allows me to
kind of get into my It's part of

1143
01:15:50,960 --> 01:15:54,079
my routine now of the day,
and then I kind of go through my

1144
01:15:54,159 --> 01:15:56,399
day. But I haven't done anything
on a year of a year basis,

1145
01:15:56,439 --> 01:16:00,359
like like my birth Look, dude, every day is my birthday. So

1146
01:16:00,399 --> 01:16:04,199
my sister in law actually found this
thing out on Pinterest or whatever. And

1147
01:16:04,520 --> 01:16:08,520
when my nephew had his first birthday, when my niece had her first birthday,

1148
01:16:08,560 --> 01:16:12,399
she asked us all to write letters
so they could open these on their

1149
01:16:12,439 --> 01:16:15,079
eighteen the eighteenth birth Really, my
grandmother wrote one. She's not she's ninety

1150
01:16:15,079 --> 01:16:17,079
five. I mean, she's not
going to be there for that, we

1151
01:16:17,119 --> 01:16:20,119
don't think. But I mean,
but like the number of people who wrote

1152
01:16:20,199 --> 01:16:23,880
letters like when you're eighteen, open
it up. Hey, here's some advice,

1153
01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:26,399
kid, just so you know,
you know, it's funny. We

1154
01:16:26,439 --> 01:16:29,680
all wrote letters. That's a great
idea. It is a good idea now

1155
01:16:29,680 --> 01:16:30,840
that I think about it. I
mean, I would love to have I

1156
01:16:30,840 --> 01:16:32,720
mean, I would love to have
my mom do that for the kids.

1157
01:16:32,760 --> 01:16:35,960
But Will's twenty one, in Luke's
eighteen. But how do we all write

1158
01:16:35,960 --> 01:16:41,319
you a letter for your fifty ninth
birthday? You know what? Yeah,

1159
01:16:41,399 --> 01:16:43,840
we could do it, Greg,
Yeah, Greg, time capsule, Yeah,

1160
01:16:43,880 --> 01:16:45,159
dig it up. Yeah, I'm
sure. Yeah, we put in

1161
01:16:45,159 --> 01:16:48,279
the new Bill Stadium. Then,
so much feedback to some of the listeners

1162
01:16:48,279 --> 01:16:50,199
too, I mean, I'd love
to hear what they've got to say,

1163
01:16:51,399 --> 01:16:56,399
all the rejected roast jokes. Hey, by the way, that was a

1164
01:16:56,439 --> 01:16:59,640
pretty cute thing they did with Josh
Allen living in this stadium. Yeah,

1165
01:17:00,199 --> 01:17:03,359
Pitt, he did well with that. He's good. He's got some comedic

1166
01:17:03,439 --> 01:17:09,520
chops. Then the hell, he's
such a talented individual. I mean today

1167
01:17:09,520 --> 01:17:12,760
at the baseball game, it's a
softball game. I mean, he is

1168
01:17:12,800 --> 01:17:16,079
such a freaking athlete. But he's
funny too. He's self deprecating. I

1169
01:17:16,079 --> 01:17:21,000
mean he really he is the leader
of that team, and he's the leader

1170
01:17:21,039 --> 01:17:24,560
of Western New York. I mean
when he got out there and they announced

1171
01:17:24,560 --> 01:17:29,399
his name, the freaking place went
absolute bashit crazy and everybody just loves him.

1172
01:17:29,680 --> 01:17:32,079
And somebody who was like, oh, Joe last night or as Joe

1173
01:17:32,199 --> 01:17:38,319
was talking talking shit about Josh and
how well, he's just like, Oh,

1174
01:17:38,560 --> 01:17:41,039
they're not gonna win, and he's
gonna want to win, so he's

1175
01:17:41,039 --> 01:17:44,920
not going to be here past this
next contract. I was like, Joe,

1176
01:17:45,439 --> 01:17:49,880
No, I think I I I
think. I think as it's as

1177
01:17:49,880 --> 01:17:54,039
it looks right now when you look
at their personalities and where they're from and

1178
01:17:54,079 --> 01:17:57,600
their families, Josh could be one. I mean, Ben Roethlisberger is the

1179
01:17:57,680 --> 01:18:00,399
last quarterback there's a state that state
with the start of the team and en

1180
01:18:00,479 --> 01:18:03,680
of his team, Josh could be
the next one. And Ben won two

1181
01:18:03,720 --> 01:18:08,720
Super Bowls. I think Josh's gonna
do the same thing. Yeah, I'd

1182
01:18:08,720 --> 01:18:12,840
like them to win more. I
just want one, man, just want

1183
01:18:12,880 --> 01:18:15,079
one, just one. Just give
me one because you can't get the two.

1184
01:18:16,039 --> 01:18:18,920
Got the first show that is true, it'll be at your sixtieth.

1185
01:18:19,159 --> 01:18:23,960
What are the odds what are the
ally of them alive for that? What

1186
01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:27,880
are the odds on on the bills
this year that they always put out Super

1187
01:18:27,880 --> 01:18:30,800
Bowl outs? Are they like hundred, so the I could look at I

1188
01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:32,840
think I can look it up now. The Bills to win the AFC East,

1189
01:18:33,199 --> 01:18:38,079
they had I think Will just told
me this just yesterday was like one

1190
01:18:38,239 --> 01:18:44,039
sixty. And then the Dolphins and
the Jets are at two hundred and uh

1191
01:18:44,159 --> 01:18:45,359
for the Super Bowl. I didn't
see it. I think the favorite to

1192
01:18:45,359 --> 01:18:49,880
win the Super Bowl is thirteen hundred
plus thirteen hundred. So so you bet

1193
01:18:49,920 --> 01:18:53,399
one hundred dollars, you could win
hundred dollars for the Bills to win the

1194
01:18:53,399 --> 01:18:56,479
Super Bowl, right man? If
you bet one hundred they to win the

1195
01:18:56,520 --> 01:18:59,199
AFC East, you get one sixty
for the Bills, you get two hundred

1196
01:18:59,199 --> 01:19:02,399
for the Jets and for the Dolphins. Okay, is what my understanding is.

1197
01:19:02,479 --> 01:19:05,760
And what's that? Who's got the
Jetsids jetter twenty four hundred, Miami

1198
01:19:05,800 --> 01:19:10,359
Dolphins twenty four hundred, San Francisco
at five fifty, Kansas City at six

1199
01:19:10,439 --> 01:19:13,920
hundred, Baltimore at nine to fifty
forty nine Ers at five point fifty.

1200
01:19:14,119 --> 01:19:15,560
Yeah. Yeah. And then and
here's the weird thing about this. Did

1201
01:19:15,600 --> 01:19:19,119
you see this. Warren Sharp as
an analytics guy for the NFL, and

1202
01:19:19,159 --> 01:19:24,560
he says the forty nine Ers have
the worst, the worst day's rest in

1203
01:19:24,720 --> 01:19:27,560
NFL history as far as scheduling.
In other words, they play a lot

1204
01:19:27,600 --> 01:19:30,159
of year, they play a lot
of Monday Sunday games, a lot of

1205
01:19:30,199 --> 01:19:34,720
like Monday or Sunday Saturday games,
and they're facing teams that get a lot

1206
01:19:34,720 --> 01:19:38,560
of rest. So this and the
Niners are a team that they're not one

1207
01:19:38,560 --> 01:19:41,119
of those back to back teams that
keep making the playoffs year after year.

1208
01:19:41,239 --> 01:19:45,239
They always have a big injury somewhere, usually at the quarterback position, and

1209
01:19:45,279 --> 01:19:47,199
it keeps them back a year.
Then they bounce back. So so I

1210
01:19:47,199 --> 01:19:49,880
would I would put my money on
San Francisco to win the Super Bowl,

1211
01:19:49,920 --> 01:19:54,319
even though Vegas seems to have them, and then Kansas City. I think,

1212
01:19:54,439 --> 01:19:57,279
I think the forty nine ers have
the easiest pass in the Super Bowl.

1213
01:19:57,319 --> 01:20:00,840
I mean, the the NFC,
I think, overall over team is

1214
01:20:00,880 --> 01:20:03,560
not as competitive as the AFC.
I think the AFC compression. I mean,

1215
01:20:03,680 --> 01:20:08,479
yeah, the AFC has six teams
that are freaking strong, right,

1216
01:20:08,680 --> 01:20:13,960
and the NFC's got the forty nine
ers and then everybody else. So but

1217
01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:16,079
I thought the forty nine ers were
going to be getting rid of like two

1218
01:20:16,119 --> 01:20:19,760
of their well they're starting contract.
Yeah, they're just trying to make some

1219
01:20:19,800 --> 01:20:23,840
moves. I mean yeah, But
I mean you've got Deepo Samuel, so

1220
01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:30,079
you've got a who's there first,
and you've got McCaffrey rocaffreys. But I

1221
01:20:30,079 --> 01:20:32,760
mean, look, this is Party's
last year on his rookie contract. They

1222
01:20:32,800 --> 01:20:35,119
got a pony out. They got
to pay him at some point. Is

1223
01:20:35,159 --> 01:20:38,359
it this year, next year,
next year, or the year after.

1224
01:20:38,520 --> 01:20:41,840
Anyways, he's coming up, So
they got a you know, they're they're

1225
01:20:41,920 --> 01:20:45,760
they they're looking to continue to evolve
then, and they've got a ton of

1226
01:20:45,760 --> 01:20:49,000
money on their defense right now too. So it's I mean, Lynch has

1227
01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:53,119
done a great job in the NFC. You know, you got the Lions

1228
01:20:53,159 --> 01:20:57,640
now, the Rams are are looking
stronger. You got you got the Cowboys,

1229
01:20:57,640 --> 01:21:00,119
which always are in the conversation but
can never they can never close it,

1230
01:21:00,520 --> 01:21:05,840
close it The Cowboys plus fifteen hundred. Yeah, those Bills and Lions

1231
01:21:05,840 --> 01:21:11,119
are at plus thirteen hundred and the
Lion is a plus something to watch.

1232
01:21:11,439 --> 01:21:14,800
Yeah, it could be interesting this
year because I only play the Lions in

1233
01:21:14,840 --> 01:21:16,640
Detroit, which is gonna be a
tough game, was it. Dan Campbell,

1234
01:21:16,640 --> 01:21:18,840
the head coach there. Oh yeah, yeah. I think a lot

1235
01:21:18,840 --> 01:21:21,439
of people thought he was just a
rockhead when he was though, you know,

1236
01:21:21,800 --> 01:21:27,920
the crying he is a rockhead,
and yeah he is, but he's

1237
01:21:27,960 --> 01:21:30,279
but he's not like when I said, run again, I think they they

1238
01:21:30,359 --> 01:21:33,640
think he's a bit of a dope, a dummy like and he boy,

1239
01:21:33,720 --> 01:21:38,319
he brought the energy back to that
team and he brought the passion back and

1240
01:21:38,800 --> 01:21:43,800
they I think they did great through
the draft with him. And it's like,

1241
01:21:43,960 --> 01:21:45,720
damn, yeah, Detroit's de Troit's. I mean they're not They're not

1242
01:21:45,720 --> 01:21:50,319
necessarily a sleeper because they already's talking
about him now, especially after hard knocks

1243
01:21:50,319 --> 01:21:54,920
and stuff. But yeah, Detroit's. Detroit is a team that's that's gonna

1244
01:21:54,920 --> 01:21:57,880
be competitive this year. And it's
all the matters. Who's gonna stay healthy,

1245
01:21:57,920 --> 01:22:00,279
I mean the bottom line, who's
gonna be healthy? Right? Gonna

1246
01:22:00,279 --> 01:22:02,680
stay healthy is the key. By
the way, since the Jared Goff Matthew

1247
01:22:02,720 --> 01:22:10,640
Stafford trade, where the swapt quarterback
numbers are identical, identical, they passing

1248
01:22:10,760 --> 01:22:15,000
crazy the Stafford does. The only
difference is one got a Super Bowl.

1249
01:22:15,079 --> 01:22:18,920
Yeah one, So I know that's
the thing that's so strange is like they

1250
01:22:18,920 --> 01:22:21,800
get rid of GoF and they go
to the Super Bowl and there was this

1251
01:22:21,960 --> 01:22:29,840
love relationship between what was the Red
McVay like ran into Stafford in Mexico.

1252
01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:32,119
Yeah, and they became became best
friends and all of a sudden, like

1253
01:22:32,159 --> 01:22:36,560
we gotta get this guy. Yeah, well they got him. And look,

1254
01:22:36,920 --> 01:22:40,880
Matthew Stafford was another one who just
couldn't get over the hump. Yeah

1255
01:22:41,000 --> 01:22:43,319
all right, I always thought he
was pretty good. Everybody's telling me that.

1256
01:22:43,359 --> 01:22:45,159
Well, he's been in the league. So Stafford was like twelve years.

1257
01:22:45,239 --> 01:22:48,520
Yeah, Stafford was the last quarterback
to get a big contract before they

1258
01:22:48,680 --> 01:22:54,239
changed the rookie wage scale. Remember
they drafted it first overall, and then

1259
01:22:54,279 --> 01:22:57,279
the following year they have they had
the lockout. Okay, so everything got

1260
01:22:57,359 --> 01:23:00,520
changed. But Stafford, No,
but Stafford was like the All America quarterback.

1261
01:23:00,560 --> 01:23:02,359
He was a great, best high
school quarterback. He goes to Georgia.

1262
01:23:02,520 --> 01:23:05,800
He was drafted first overall, like
he was supposed to be the you

1263
01:23:06,039 --> 01:23:11,359
to the stat. Okay, if
this stat listen to this. Okay,

1264
01:23:11,359 --> 01:23:13,319
this could have been Cam Newton,
but it's not going to be. But

1265
01:23:13,399 --> 01:23:15,520
it could be a Joe Burrow.
No quarterback, you want to with the

1266
01:23:15,560 --> 01:23:20,960
American dream. No quarterback in NFL
history has ever won a national championship,

1267
01:23:21,319 --> 01:23:27,000
won the Heisman, but taken first
overall, won a super Bowl and a

1268
01:23:27,039 --> 01:23:30,760
Super Bowl MVP. Nobody Cam Newton
came close. Joe Burrow is the only

1269
01:23:30,760 --> 01:23:35,720
the only other quarterback who could do
that, like National Championship, championship,

1270
01:23:35,760 --> 01:23:43,279
Heisman Trophy number one over I hope
that Joe Burrow doesn't do that. Well,

1271
01:23:43,319 --> 01:23:45,560
Dude, He's had He's had three
injuries. He had the a c

1272
01:23:45,800 --> 01:23:48,359
L, he had he had the
achilles or four injuries. He had the

1273
01:23:48,359 --> 01:23:53,399
a CL, the achilles, the
broken hand, and he had an appendectomy

1274
01:23:53,520 --> 01:23:56,680
to start a couple of years ago. Yeah, Wen, there you go.

1275
01:23:56,880 --> 01:24:02,399
Everybody seems uh, Kevin All,
I just ass out Greig. I've

1276
01:24:02,439 --> 01:24:06,880
noticed, Greg, I never see
you tired. You're a little you partied

1277
01:24:06,880 --> 01:24:10,880
too much this weekend. I'm a
little tired. Would you ever think that

1278
01:24:11,239 --> 01:24:15,600
at our age that we'd still be
partying like that was a ship ton of

1279
01:24:15,640 --> 01:24:17,960
fun? Yeah, to be honest
with you, I never thought about being

1280
01:24:18,000 --> 01:24:23,119
this age, so it would be
like but I figured that if I thought

1281
01:24:23,119 --> 01:24:25,800
about it, I would want to
be just like I am yeah. I

1282
01:24:25,840 --> 01:24:28,119
mean, I mean, you guys
are a ton of fun. We've got

1283
01:24:28,199 --> 01:24:31,520
a great group of friends, and
everybody's supportive and encouraging and and you know,

1284
01:24:31,760 --> 01:24:34,760
we all have a good time.
But it's never like over the top.

1285
01:24:35,880 --> 01:24:40,640
It's not too crazy, you know, it's just it's fun clean.

1286
01:24:40,920 --> 01:24:43,199
You know what it is. It's
the fun. I like, yeah,

1287
01:24:43,279 --> 01:24:46,239
you know, it's the it's the
ball busting, it's the and I and

1288
01:24:46,279 --> 01:24:49,600
I will say, uh, out
of all the drugs on the planet,

1289
01:24:49,680 --> 01:24:54,000
I prefer alcohol. I just like
it. I like it because I know

1290
01:24:54,039 --> 01:24:57,239
where my throttle is, I know
when I'm crossing it. I know what

1291
01:24:57,359 --> 01:25:00,560
I'm you know what I'm saying.
And here I thought he was gonna say

1292
01:25:00,800 --> 01:25:04,399
the drug that he prefers most of
all was sex or humor. Well,

1293
01:25:04,439 --> 01:25:12,199
I do you know? Humor doesn't
work anymore. Oh God, that was

1294
01:25:12,399 --> 01:25:15,560
so bad, so bad. That's
like we're just worrying on. This is

1295
01:25:17,840 --> 01:25:20,840
not It's just I didn't want to
give away the whole joke because I want

1296
01:25:20,880 --> 01:25:30,319
to do it again. Nothing was
great. I didn't, sir, I

1297
01:25:30,319 --> 01:25:38,840
didn't. There's nothing that was fun. I thought you were funny. I

1298
01:25:38,920 --> 01:25:46,039
like when when she hates comedy,
So I gotta say, like, there

1299
01:25:46,119 --> 01:25:50,439
is something about bombing, and I
don't know you could really say it was

1300
01:25:50,479 --> 01:25:55,479
bombing because people are paying attention.
It's not the venue for it. But

1301
01:25:55,520 --> 01:26:00,359
like when you really bomb on stage, like to fully embrace I've watched guys

1302
01:26:00,800 --> 01:26:06,600
just I mean, yeah, and
and but the pros embrace it and make

1303
01:26:06,680 --> 01:26:11,399
it funny. The guys who don't. It's the same thing. It's like

1304
01:26:12,399 --> 01:26:15,560
silence in the room. Life is
a head game, right, So now

1305
01:26:15,600 --> 01:26:17,960
you're there and what do you do. You're not you're not winning them over,

1306
01:26:18,079 --> 01:26:23,640
and it's it's amazing because you can
see and uh, Joe Dombrowski four

1307
01:26:23,720 --> 01:26:29,079
shols shows, excuse me, sold
out and that guy the energy when everybody's

1308
01:26:29,159 --> 01:26:34,039
laughing like you were just you were
thinking, yeah, oh my god,

1309
01:26:35,000 --> 01:26:38,720
that was I was trying to watch
him drink the shardinay. That's funny that

1310
01:26:38,760 --> 01:26:41,199
you say that. Yeah, and
by the way, totally hold his glass

1311
01:26:41,199 --> 01:26:45,319
wrong. Yeah, that charnay had
to be like eighty five degrees temperature by

1312
01:26:45,399 --> 01:26:47,960
time he finished. And I think
he was also spitting it back in.

1313
01:26:48,880 --> 01:26:53,079
I don't think he was drinking the
second one maybe, well, the first

1314
01:26:53,119 --> 01:26:56,199
one. I watched because I go, boy, we're into this for a

1315
01:26:56,239 --> 01:26:59,399
good forty minutes and he's been putting
it to his lips a lot, and

1316
01:26:59,439 --> 01:27:01,199
I didn't know to going down.
Then he asked for another one, and

1317
01:27:01,239 --> 01:27:03,720
I wondered if it was because it
was warm because he was holding it,

1318
01:27:04,159 --> 01:27:06,640
but there we was and there wasn't
much left. And then he didn't shoot

1319
01:27:06,640 --> 01:27:10,760
that down, but I thought maybe
he was like putting, not spitting it

1320
01:27:10,800 --> 01:27:13,520
back in the glasses. That's not
right, but would let it hit his

1321
01:27:13,600 --> 01:27:18,760
lips and not not really drink it
because I'm going he wasn't drunk, And

1322
01:27:18,800 --> 01:27:24,119
even afterwards watching him interact with all
the fans well, plus the way he

1323
01:27:24,159 --> 01:27:27,720
was holding it kind of added to
his flamboyant Yes right, I mean it's

1324
01:27:27,760 --> 01:27:30,039
all part of the act. It
was all part of the two glasses of

1325
01:27:30,039 --> 01:27:32,920
sertinay too. By the way,
come on, it's a fair point.

1326
01:27:32,960 --> 01:27:38,239
I'm just saying, like, you
know that, and then you's sniff an

1327
01:27:38,239 --> 01:27:41,960
empty wine cork and you're and you're
good. All right, we will close

1328
01:27:41,960 --> 01:27:48,640
it out. Happy birthday, Grabs
birthday, fantastic, absolutely very memorable weekend.

1329
01:27:48,680 --> 01:27:54,039
It was a memorable weekend for Dan, whose white woops. Yeah,

1330
01:27:54,840 --> 01:28:00,319
that pretty much sums up my wig
for Dan, whose wife was part of

1331
01:28:00,399 --> 01:28:03,399
Joe Dombrowski set. For Kevin,
who wrote some great roast jokes and saved

1332
01:28:03,479 --> 01:28:06,039
people yesterday would see it. Hey, can I borrow you for two minutes?

1333
01:28:06,399 --> 01:28:12,520
For Greg the birthday man? Happy
birthday. I'm Bill Moran and we'll

1334
01:28:12,560 --> 01:28:18,479
see you tomorrow. I WoT a
big hold. Tim didn't know what to

1335
01:28:18,560 --> 01:28:23,720
do. I'm kind of TV.
Don't rud the letter to you. They

1336
01:28:23,800 --> 01:28:25,880
not a danger. A Moday,
Yuni State