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What are the fucking odds that we all got the survival? One of
the odds. Danny was there last night, but he left with a migraine.
Yeah, I had one this morning when I mean it didn't go away
and I went to church with it? You did? Yeah? And Jesus
sitting healingerd he did? He did? He one Comedian Waifer, you're healed
a little bit of a headache myself. We don't do the wafer thing.
Greg Connors live every day like it's your birthday. And maybe maybe you're taking
that too far. Yeah, the last two weeks has been a good ride.
You're taking that too far. That the last play was Marti Graus Live
every day like it's Marty g It was a great That was a great time.
That was a great time start to finish. Uh. I would say
that the comedy stuff didn't go great. I pulled some of the audio.
We can listen to it and there are times where I mean, it just
it just kind of fell flat. Well, that's just it was. It's
a that's a tough room. Well, I feel like I brought that on.
I've always said yes because they're there to see a band. Well,
and I took a little bit differently, is that when we first started and
they were still setting up, everybody was back towards the bar and everybody was
getting drinks and talking yes, and so they're not even they don't even know
there's anything going on yet because you're not loud enough. I mean Tom was
at the bar. He didn't hear a damn word. Because every time that
it was definitely better that way, Like, yeah, we had this one.
What a Conners to hear every day? Like you just let's get up
for Greg Conners up successful and he's very film crocket, But honestly, this
is great right over here. Take a look at Greg, just take one
moment look at Gregg. He looks like the guy who still takes his launder
to his mother, wants a week and then scream letter when he shrunk his
favorite Toms Alan Jersey. If you know Greg. Greg has a huge heart.
He's very film crying. He would give you the shirt off his back.
You should like to show you his post the words muscles and if you
ask him where the van is he you know over there he gave twenty five
pounds to get a shadow. How about that, Greg Conners twenty five workmouf.
It's so good because the audio it just cuts. I'd like to say
it was the delivery, because I feel like the writing was on top.
I'm not saying that writing wasn't. I think all the jokes were good.
Here here, here, here's the end of one joke with actual punchlines.
You're telling me so good. Not only can you deserve a brew, but
you can deserve which I like. About an hour ago, all I saw
it was Greg. I didn't see a pair. I didn't see a There
was like nothing. Hear Greg laugh. That's about it. You gotta laughing,
Spencer, for it was so bod I think this is one more.
I think you're jelling meat. And how about Greg? I grew up in
a horn all New Yorton and now I mean, look at Greg Learnard.
You can take the man out of horn aln but you can't take the hair.
Maybe you should have done Danny's dark jokes. I probably believe probably because
then you would have got You couldn't get the sound there, like when you're
set up to do a comedy bit like you've done before. There, it's
a whole different. It is set and people are there, they're actually paying
attention, and so that that's that's you don't have to be nice. We
know it didn't go great, but I hender Legs called to they want to
have a conversation on Tuesday about your upcoming show's June twentieth. But man I
I I gotta tell you I got I got more attention off stage. You
did get it. I got some attention. I'm standing back by the bathroom
last night. What I'm standing back in the gloriohole. I'm standing back by
the bathroom against that quilted wall, just standing there because there is that not
hole. And this woman walks up to me and she just starts chatting away
and this and that, and then I was going over to the bar,
so she followed me over. I did not buy her a drink on purpose.
And then you're way too dressed up to be here. I got a
message on Facebook this morning from her. Yeah, wow, Hey, there,
I was the woman who said hi to you last night. I definitely
had a couple of drinks liquid courage. However, I said hi because I
would like to get to know you. I don't know if you're in a
relationship, and my apologies if so. If you think I am also someone
you would like to get to know better, then feel free to message me.
I have a feeling you and I would get get along. Well,
I'll be your beast of burden Bill. And then there was another message after
that I'm a different person, no, same same woman, the same woman.
Second message hours later you mentioned I'm quote unquote crazy, and I did.
I went over and talked to Tommy Burnett and h Francine from Marge's,
and Francine's husband keeps when we going, hey, that woman's looking at it.
I think she's crazy. So when I walking by she said something,
I go, I have a feeling you're crazy, and she goes, I
can assure you I'm not crazy. You would not know this without getting to
know me. I just happened to have some liquid courage. I'm horrible at
flirting and could be shy, so I guess crazy came across. Okay,
so I've been married for twenty years. If a woman has to tell you
she's not crazy, she's fucking crazy. The same thing. I won't say
her the hoops. I won't say her name. Well, I was very
flattering. Did she have hoops? Aering? I don't. I don't remember.
I didn't really he stopped at the day before now I was. I
don't remember who this was, who this is? No, I don't think
you would because I don't know why. I don't know if she was there
for the band, if she was there because she's a listener to the podcast
and heard about it. I have no idea, but I think she was
there by herself. Okay, that's what I think. But I don't know
so because I mean, there was a lot of other attention that you got
from some from some hoop wearing air. Yes, there were some other women.
And then my phone got intercepted and a woman took a picture of herself
and then put a number on my phone. You know, I gotta tell
you, none of these things happened to me. None of these things happened,
And it was your night. It wasn't my night. That regard goofing
around with me. That's true. Yeah, I don't that's nothing. I'm
not approachable. I know you are. I don't have an approachable I don't
know. This is just we were just standing there talking and again, lovely
person. Now here's the thing, like, I don't want to I'm not
going to respond to this lady that sent the message because I feel like I'm
not interested. I don't mean this in it. How do you? How
do you handle that? What is the right way to First of all,
for me, we talked about this when Laura was here for me. It's
I would just respond and say thank you. It's a great compliment. I
appreciate it. I'm just not interested in or I'm looking for something different.
Yeah, okay, I wish you the best of luck. I don't like
being mean to be. I would say I wish the best of luck and
continue to use some liquid courage. Hey, look, you can't know.
You can't hit it, you don't swing no, And this is the thing.
It's like, boy, this is a different world because I'm not I
haven't been dating, but this is better, like than the dating apps.
I think that other people I hear about go on dating apps and have like
problems and stuff. At least hear people. But it's women. They're divorced,
I would assume, or a little bit older, a little more seasoned,
and they're bold. Well that's not bad. They know what they like.
Yeah, and shoot your shot. You got to go for it,
I mean. And what's the worst thing you say no? Right? Well,
actually the worst thing is is you put her on the podcast and then
you say or you say no on the podcast. That's the worst case sary
when you're dealing with nobody knows who it is other than her, right exactly.
And that's why I say that, because no one will know. She'll
know, and maybe if you're listening to this, you get like, oh
my god, nobody else knows who you are. No one does it all.
And the only reason I say it is I actually find it impressive that
you have the guts to do this. This isn't my mom's time of dating,
you know what I mean. I think it's great. I do too.
I think it's fantastic. I mean for someone to approach whether you know,
and it's more traditional for a man to approc woman, right exactly.
But I got to tell you I'm not I don't. I mean, I've
done it, or I do it's way if it's something that I immediately identify
as attractive or fits what I'm interested in, us I need some push,
but I might eventually, but not even I like to do that stuff because
who wants to Nobody wants to be rejected. Nobody wants to reject. Nobody
wants to be rejected. I actually find impressive that she would do that.
Yeah, I do too, and even the other one, the other like
I mean attractive women, pretty ladies. I just I, uh, I
got other stuff happened. You always just tell your marriage because technically you still
lie. Technically I am still married. It's not a lie. It's not
a lie at all. It's not a lie. And I didn't approach that
woman, and I wasn't like out there going hey, you know. That
was later. I don't even think later. I think I was brought over,
like somebody came over to me. And then when my so franc I
was warned of one of them coming that was coming to you. And I
don't remember why I didn't tell you, why might just spend too much gregers
well, but I was warned that one was one. I think it was
the one that intercepted the phone. Yeah, because so when my phone goes
to Francine says, give me your phone, I'm gonna put my number in
it. If you're ever at Margin's and there's this is terrible. I shouldn't
even be saying this on the podcast. But if there's ever a line,
text me and we'll get you in. Okay. So when you're still every
like, ye're privilege, not bad. But so she so as she's handing
my phone back, this hand comes out and grabs my phone and goes,
oh, I said, that's my phone. She goes, yeah, I
know, and then takes a picture of herself and I'm like, what is
going on here? Yeah? And then goes, did she angle herself in
the picture? Angle herself? She took it twice. This one doesn't work.
Let me try another one. I was like, what the fuck is
going So I again, I'm impressed by that. I was too. I
think I was too and a pretty woman and all this. But I'm just
like, like, I is that part of the Webster the Housewives of Webster?
I think it was maybe, yes, part of that. I believe
it was, Okay, I wasn't sure. I wasn't sure because the Housewives
of Webster worked. They didn't want me that one was coming for you,
and I'm coming for you, but they were one was going to be like
you got a harm or something. It was better than than well, alcome,
they should have offered one to Greg. Like blondes. There's a lot
of blondes there. I don't think this chick was blonde. No, it
doesn't. The First of all, I think they're a ton of fun and
I love hanging out with them. But yeah, it's not my it's not
like it's not like, you know, I'm looking for a partner. I'm
looking for someone to do the things I like to do and certain things.
And that's just they're really nice people. I love. They were already one.
You know. It was fun, Laura and her and her boyfriend.
Your name was Joe, right, Yeah, he's great. He was He
was fun. They were fun and they even went over to Muntconnery's after ye
And then on the podcast I talked about a friend of mine who then I
wondered if they remember I said something about them being swingers. Were you in
here all right, Kevin? I think it was. And I talked about
how I got messages from this yeah, creep me out. Were you here
for that? Yeah? I was here for that too, so I win.
Well the guy was I gave him a ride home. Okay, yes,
I gave him a ride home where we were hanging out. I'll just
say it now because it doesn't matter. And I said something to him about
it, well did you Yeah? I did. I go, he's over,
as he was sitting directly behind sheriff backs and looking over his show.
I didn't. I said it to him on the road on the right,
I go, hey, by the way, man. You know, once
in a while I get these messages. I don't want to think is what
I said? And the first it's like really, and I go, yeah,
well she likes you. So we go in. We're on the front
porch and all of a sudden my phone goes ding and the message is I
hear you, Uh you're here. I'm not coming down. I'm in bed.
So I write, so I write back, I dare you just like
kidding, I don't know. I don't know what to write, so I
write I dare you what? And the person yeah, And the person writes
back, I have nothing on of course, and I just let it go.
I didn't even respond. I just let it go. But am I
wrong? Am I wrong in some way? Greg? Oh, yeah,
that's what I'm saying. Like that. No, weird, Danny. You're
you're you're touching the stove. Man, I even't touched anything. I didn't
touch a stove. I didn't touch a bob and ariola. I didn't touch
a nipple. Time off. You didn't go in the kitchen. You drove
finally, beat off home. Drove a buddy home. Yeah, and you
walked him to his front porch. No, we were sitting. He goes,
come in, we'll have a beer. Wanted to talk to me about
something, great time tonight. No, I'll tell you off here. I
know who was okay? Yeah, because we had a conversation at the bar,
three of us. Yes, and I said, nah, I'm leaving.
I'm going home with myself. I remember. Yes, he was trying
to get me go to another bar, and I got I can't. Like
you're touching and you're touching the stove. But I didn't mean to touch the
stove. Hot. Yeah, it's hot. Something's hot. They're hot.
Yeah, Yeah, I stay away unless you want to know. I don't
you want to get burned, not at all. I would rather not.
I don't want to get scalded. I don't want to have like a minor
burn, second degree, third degree, nothing. I don't want to that.
It all depends on what. It all depends on what kind of fun
do you want you I prefer not to have that fun in my life.
Neither or I don't think that shit ends well ever, it can never,
dude. It's like hitting on nineteen playing black check. No, just don't
do it. You might once in twenty cards hit that get black check,
but the odds are so impotestible. That's not gonna happen. It's not worth
I'll be the devil on the other shoulder. It don't be a bit,
gonna totally be a bitch. But this is where, like I find these
kind of things fascinating. I find people so interesting fascinating. Like there's a
guy that we're working I'm getting working on getting on the podcast who was in
prison. Uh thought he was wrongfully there, became a lawyer while in prison
and got himself out and he lives in Rochester. He thought he was wrongfully
in prison. Well, he believed he was wrongfully like he was convicted.
He goes, I didn't do this, and he proved it through time and
he became a lawyer and represented himself and got himself out. And I go,
I find that so interesting, right, you do all that stuff?
So I always find it interesting, even with in relationships. How do people
be swingers? What is this open? They like? Every once in a
while on TikTok, that open marriage chip pops up. I did, I'm
just interested, Well how does that work? I go, I don't understand.
It doesn't. It doesn't. It's fun for a season, and then
the season gets cold like every other season, and then all this sud I've
been doing it for a long time. Yeah, but we don't know they're
telling us what we want to hear. Maybe maybe, I mean I I
think that these things never what they want us to hear. Let's put it
that way. I don't believe it. Yeah, I don't believe. I
don't know you and I know a swinger couple that said after a while,
I know a couple actually, did I think about it that I found out
we're swingers? Like oh they were, Oh yeah they stopped because the kids,
yeah these are the kids, Like okay, yeah, and what would
you find and find out if your parents? I did hear a comedian do
a whole bit once about finding out that his mother was a swinger. Clarents
were swingers. That was Oh and we did that, did Joe? Joe
Dombrowski great Friday Night? God, he was. He was hilarious, very
good. Todd Youngman was fantastic. The first guy was the first guy?
Is the first guy? Yeah, I think he travels with Uh Dombrowski.
He was seeing him on I was pulling some stuff when I was doing ads
for the comedy club. Uh. He was introducing him at one point.
Yeah, he was. He's I mean, other than like the arena comedians
that I've gone to see in the last several years. He was hilarious.
He was and Beth was part of the act. Yep, oh god.
He and Beth were getting I mean they're they were compadres. Man, they
are on the same wavelength. Her Sugar Tits, what's your name, Sugar
Tits? Beth, are you a lesbian? No not yet? That was
awesome. Beth was there last night a teacher. Are you a music teacher?
Oh? Yeah, yeah, you were like the fourth act. It
was fun. Though the whole he was whole weekend, Greg, Your whole
weekend was fantastic. And then you went today to Buffalo. Yeah, I
went to see the Micah High charity softball game. They had home run derby.
Does he get one more year? One? Well, yeah, I
heard that chance I heard about Yeah, yeah he did. And and Josh
won the home run derby against uh epinessa and the new receiver from Atlanta I
can't remember his freaking name, but it was great. And then the game
itself is just you know, it's just great to see the guys out there
together as a team doing something other than football. And they're all good athletes,
so it was entertaining. It was Collins, yes, Collins. Yeah.
But it was beautiful. I mean it's beautiful outside today. It's perfect,
seventy degrees, beautiful sunny skies. It was freaking awesome. Loved it.
The uh yeah, the nixt are getting blown out. So what do
we doing the night, Well, tomorrow's your actual birthday. Tomorrow is the
Actually, tomorrow's the day I celebrate my mom. I was gonna say that
Tomorrow is a celebration. And she was a trooper, she was out of
all of it, sister too. Yeah, Mom and Bridge were there on
Friday night and last night right yeah. Mom went to dinner with Will at
Capanya and then came over the iron smoke hell little birthday juice she did,
she did nice. Yeah, look at that. You know she's fun.
She participated, she was. It was a It was a great crowd.
The band was fantastic. The whole band was great. The whole night fantastic.
It was a lot of fun. It was a ton of fun.
I was becoming annual thing. Duly impressed. I would love it if they
were cutting the comedy, get rid of that unless we do it at like,
if we could get the Rickles room, the smaller room, actual roast,
I think that would fuck you. I'm not. I think it would
be great and we would get like easy, too easy to roast. It's
too easy, way too easy. Should we go through some of the ones
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it for a week. Ms today tears. God, that was a great
so much. That was so much fun and great and the people were awesome.
Yeah, Sarah, Yeah, her husband's whole gang YEPS volunteers showed up.
Yeah, there was there. Jen was there. Sheriff Faxer was there.
Yeah, Stephanie was there. Stephanie did show up. Yeah she was.
She was great. Oh yeah she She was a lot of fun.
She always brings it, she does always she brings it. She brings energy.
Ye sure man, Yes, Tom was there, my staff, Lindsay
and Jeffs were there. Yeah, Lindsay was having a good time. Family
yeah, my, you know, my whole family showed up. It was
Tom was there a great time, Yeah, Tom. Tom's got a great
sense of humor. He brought his wife and yeah, Ann was there,
and he brought his hockey buddies. So yeah, I mean it was a
great, great turn. I had a bunch of other friends showed up,
so it was a hockey rumble, the Monroe County versus the you know.
I mean there were some people that did show up, you know, yes,
yes, yes, there were some people didn't show up that some people
thought were going to show up or thought they might show up. But I'm
putting money on it they actually had all the plans or I think other things
popped up. You know, they were missed and would have been fun with
them, perhaps as much or you know, more fun with them. Always
bring, you know, more the marrier, Yeah, the more of the
marrier. I agree. Some of the roast jokes that didn't make it.
Tho, I think we did some of these already, but we'll do them
again. Should we have you do them? Okay? You wrote some of
these? Do you have them? Yeah? I think I do. So
I start with your employee. Okay, all right, okay, because I
like this, do I get to do mine? This is after I saw
the Tom Brady roast. Okay, so that's why they're a little you know,
okay, And I prefaced this, I said, I don't know if
these are any good, let alone appropriate, but here we go. So
okay, all right. Your employees must get sick of hearing you utter the
phrase as a forward defensive back every morning after a bill's lost. I mean,
you don't hear Tom Ferris breaking down film with your commercials, telling your
employees well, as a former hair guy Greg, if every day is your
birthday, then every day must also be TODM. Ferris having to clean up
after a parade. That would bend clean up. He's the he's the parade
guy though, that's his that's this is the one that we wouldn't do.
This is what I I we wouldn't do, but we loved it. We
love this joke, okay. I didn't think even Conners and Ferris would advertise
everywhere until I saw Connor's and Fairs badge on the record of Steve Barnes plane.
We tried to rework that one. Less in the darkness. I said
to him yesterday, it's too dark, it's too too Yeah there's I'm a
Karma guy. Too dark. I want to tread there. Too dark,
So you'll keep going. I got another one. Remember that? See what
O J got off? And Robert Kardashi was standing right next to him.
Must have felt real good watching the trial with Chim Kelly when he nudged you
and said that will be also, or you do that for me too,
right? Cars and Ferris good. I know they were good. There's a
couple. What one of yours got cut? I don't know if I'm allowed
to say it. No, no, no, no, no my favorite
no no no no no no no. But okay, all right, So
hey, Greg, your mom says family members, I think I got this
screwed up. You did, Okay, that's okay, so let me we
could fixed it. Greg, your mom says. Family members try speaking to
you in Italian, but you only hear them in Irish, which makes your
clients lives difficult when they hear crickets in court like it Bill's roast or while
you're hearing to ching to ching. As a servant leader, you set a
great example taking on as many cases as you can, even if that means
attending every concert, celebrity, golf tournament, super Bowl you can until your
clients needs to serve. I was like these, I don't like these.
These are like I was the grape fight. I was told it was.
It's because that's what Kevin wanted. Kevin wanted I wanted. I got texts
never said specifically, Rose, but you kept saying comedy, comedy, comedy,
So I assumed because Bill has a show. I was like, we're
gonna have Bill. I was gonna have Bill EMC and then do some of
his show, which has nothing to do with me, because he's not gonna
do a show on the finger Lakes wherever the hell he's gonna do it and
make fun of me because they don't know where the I am. And I
didn't think no. I figured he might throw one in there with some relevance
of whatever, because but the whole most thing I never ever looked. First
of all, my life is so easy these days that I'm a bit fragile
at times. Yeah, I'm not asking for that. I'm not looking for
anything to tip the scales against where I'm at. So the roast would could
totally tip the scales, because yeah, I have a couple here that I
had too. Okay, wait, wait, wait, do you got the
freaking you got the mute there? I don't want? Yeah, these are
all? Are you sure? They're the ones that Greg has his family's name
on many buildings around New York State, and also three hundred and twenty five
different public bathroom stalls for a good time call if it's your birthday. Six
comp Greg once tried to fight William Atiba didn't meet the height requirement. I
think that one made the Oh yeah, that one what I wanted to do,
and I bailed. I just bailed early on the set. You know,
Greg loves the bills and hard knocks, but it's hard knocks when he
had butts of TV after the Bill's loss, which one, yeah, all
right, that's why I got seven? Yeah right? And then the one
that you won't let me do. That's another one I'm looking for the Jim
Kelly Connors refers to add, I don't know if I can find it on
online. It's been a couple of years now, a couple of years now.
Uh. Sports though, I would say, you Kevin put on the
golf PJ champion Championship. I can't believe twenty under is winning the PGA Championship.
That's an embarrassing Yes, yes, an easy course. It's oh my
god, what was this score last year? Kill under? Yeah, and
we had some days of heavy rain. Well, they had a heavy rain
too, they had to rain. Well, that's a US Open, like
O kill is like a us SO course, that's supposed to be hard.
It's I mean. And they actually they actually on Saturday kept the greens longer
because of the rain. And if they hadn't, the scores would have been
even, would have been lower or higher? Was that one year? It
was like two years after the first PGA Championship. We had to think of
twenty two thousand and five. They're playing in like Madna in Chicago, and
they actually had to water down the greens because the scores were sold. Everybody
was plus nobody was under really. Yeah, it was ridiculous now so they
yeah, it's just by the way a year ago today. Yeah, we
had a great we had a great week. There was. I was being
very reflected this week because I'd be like, oh, a year ago today,
this Wednesday, we were at the club and we were good time,
we were. And then what I said early during the break was a year
ago today. The championship that was. And then we went to Thirsties afterwards
and we were in the parking lot and they had the Thirsty's Cup. They
did the toilet bowl they had out there and they did that. But I
was just thinking about like sports and and this is a very interesting tournament to
me because I got sucked in were I don't know who the the golfer was,
but he hit it to the concession stands. He was way off.
It hit a tree as he was trying to come back out of like deep
in the rock, came over by the car path and it rolled down into
the concession and stands. Okay, so they had to clear it all out
and they gave him a drop, but he was then he's picking a bark
and sticks and I think he went six over on a hole. I think
he went six on one hole and I just happened to it was like five
o'clock on Friday. It was me. It was one of them, and
I was like, oh my god. And then you know the whole Scheffler
thing. Now, here's the thing. This is where I go. This
is where sports is such a great parallel to life and why I always think
it's so good for kids to play. He played exceptionally well on the day
that he got arrested. I don't know if that's an adrenaline high hole,
right, I mean, he played really well. So how you put that
out the next day? Almost like a car accident, you feel it.
He had a rough Saturday and he admitted and then Sunday. I don't know
if anybody saw this. He's sitting there and who's the ESPN reporter who filmed
him being arrested Darlington? Darlington. Yeah, I have the audio of Darlington.
Guys. You guys, dude, uh, stand back, thank you?
Darlington? Yeah, you're getting one right, Yeah, guys, what
do we do? I'm saying that right now, right now, he's going
to jail. Okay, okay, He's going to jail. And it ain't
nothing you can do about it. Period. There's there's nothing you can do
about Okay. Now, do you have a media Kay, that's all I'm
just I just want to make sure that's okay. But you need to step
back over here. No, got it? Okay, Okay, that's whort
ends and what that What that demonstrates one of the things they teaching in law
school is when a police officer gives you an order, you have to comply.
Whether it's an appropriate legal order or not. It's not a for you
to decide. It's for a court to decide, okay. And so when
they tell you to do something, you have to do. So. If
they do something that's improper and you don't follow it, they can arrest you
for for forstructional justice, obstructional justice, and and then then the judge will
rule whether it's appropriate or not. But if you and the more you resist
an order, the more aggravating it becomes. And so you know, the
reporter there handled it perfectly. Well, I'm listening, I'm doing it,
and I don't know exactly. I still haven't seen any body camp footage I
ever heard looks and this accounts of what transpired. I did read today that
the county in Louisville that will be prosecuting this is going to drop the charges.
Though. Okay, well he did Stuffer did it right in this press
conference? He didn't at all. Prairie, did you talk about it?
Okay, I didn't, they asked him, he said. Also, they
asked if he wanted the full prison expert inserted just the half, and he
goes, what's the full? They gave him a sandwich, oh to eat,
said all I heard, all I saw was where he talked about on
Saturday, saying, I was definitely not feeling myself today. For sure.
Yesterday happened. I did my best to recover from it and come out here
and compete today. I did a great job yesterday of coming out and competing,
riding the adrenaline. This morning was definitely not my usual routine for a
round, if that makes sense. I wasn't able to get it done,
which is pretty frustrating. But I'll come back and try again tomorrow. I
love that the way he said that. Yeah, But here's the interesting thing.
So he hadn't talked to Darlington since Darlington film then on Friday and Sunday
morning. This morning, they're sitting down talking together, and all of a
sudden, no fewer, according to Darlington than twelve members of the Louisville Metro
Police Department came came walking by. He goes very coincidentally, and they all
fist bumped Scheffler, every one of them, and Scheffler said, where's everybody
going? And Darlington described it as a very interesting site that served as an
interesting bookend to a strange weekend. Yeah, strange week and yet so that
may be why maybe they were all saying, hey, look you did handle
this well, apologizing And the account that I read was from recorded some Louisville
police officers said that there's a whole detail of police officers who are you know,
fans of golf that volunteer to do the detail. But when the accident
occurred where the bus ended up fatally injuring one of the volunteers, all the
police came in, whether your golf fani or not, came in, and
then the individuals that had the issues with Scotty Shuffler were the individuals that that
came in because of the fatality, and so their understanding as to what was
going on was different than what was transpiring prior to their arrival and they had
arrived just recently to the situation. And then that's when the mayhem broke down
with with Scotty Shuffler. But it's it was interesting me because I go,
boy, you know what, you could see what this would fuck your head
up? Oh my god, right, I mean you can see where this
could really screw your head up. And even even in the morning, but
this morning, get into the twelve twelve guys come about. It might make
you feel a little bit better and and be cool. But I'm like,
how do you bring yourself back? Because that's a great thing for for life.
You know, you you don't do well, you have something happen and
then it carries over maybe it's a test scoring school or a comedy shed at
a at at at somebody's birthday. And the other thing is golf is golf
is not a team sport. No, No, it's it's you. It's
you man. They say, like the mentality is a lot like a field
goal kicker. And that's where I love like the sport thing because when you're
in that flow state and getting there, it's it's great. Right when the
Knicks blow out the Pacers at home, you know, it's great. When
they lose, it's horrible. Well, the other thing about the golf stiller's
crying in the front row. The other thing about golf that's me has got
even a greater parallel to life is that in golf it's self reporting, right,
yes, you self governed, yes, And in life we should be
self govern And so when you see the parallel there and now, and we've
all had situations in our life, whether it be business or whether it be
personal, where something happens and it's not anticipated and it's heart wrenching, it's
heartbreaking, and you step up to the challenge. It's because of the adrenaline.
But then when you have a moment to reflect, you're like, oh
fuck, oh shit, what just happened. And then that's when it kind
of gets in because then it creeps into your head. So all the times,
you know, when the adrenalins run, you can block it out because
you haven't processed it right. Once you have the time to process it right,
and then it starts creeping back in and out of your head. It's
a feedback loop they call it. It's okay, it's a feedback loop,
because that's the thing that's like you can't get it out of you. You
have to somehow learn how to. You have to train your mind to change
the channel. It's so hard, so change the channel. It took me
years to learn how to do that. But like compartimentalize a lot of stuff,
right, because it's a form of OCD. I'm not joking. I
always think life is a head game more than anything. Right, it's a
head game. And what do you do in a situation like that? And
here's a great one. It's it was grabbing headlines was an odd thing.
A guy who we wouldn't expect to get arrested going to his event five o'clock
in the morning, not knowing. I don't know if he even knew what
had happened. Yeah, again, like he was just trying to was it
was raining, it was pouring, it was five am. It was still
dark. Some wasn't out yet. Do they drive themselves? You know?
Yeah, these guys have no helptimes. They do because he had PGA car,
but TV provides the transportation like the car. Oftentimes they drive themselves,
or or they or their caddy drives them where they have a driver or the
assists personal assistance or whatever, depending how big they are, but Scotty obviously
was Again, if it was like at ten o'clock in the morning or something,
some of them might have been driving them. But it was five o'clock
in the morning. He had the eight clock tea time. I mean.
And by the way, they can't push those back unless it's weather forever he
make it. I mean, yeah, he played there, he played well,
I got pushed bay. It got delayed because of weather. Okay,
accidents and the accident accidently, fab Brown goes bad. Imagine if this has
happened in Rochester, what did we get last year? Frost? I'm okay
with Frost, frust And then I think Scheffler's caddie was going to his daughter's
high school graduation on Saturday, and so they had the PGA chaplain, who's
very close with Scheffler, was his caddy for Saturday. Now, I don't
know if that plays into He certainly didn't reference that. It was brought up
in an article I read. I didn't hear that. Yeah, I didn't
hear that. That's interesting, But the PGA chaplain. Maybe the PGA chaplain
knows golf well. I don't. Again, when you get into situations like
this it's all about comfort routine. Yes, And you said in the quote
that he said it wasn't he didn't have his regular routine. Yes, he
did, and a lot of that I'm sure factors into that. Yeah,
it's uh, you know when your life gets disrupted like that, it's it's
it's earth shit routine. I think is very important. Oh, I think
it's it's very important in just regular life. You know, it's what gives
you comfort. Well, it is because like I do a lot of weird
stuff in the morning, and if I don't do it, I don't feel
right to the day. That's for me working out, Yes, that's right,
I don't do it. If that's it. Like if I I try
to get out and do some kind of physical movement too, and I'm not.
I'm not. You know, getting those post divorce muscles that I can
doe was great. But I feel I think it's really important and I think
that you know, you see it here and I go, boy, it's
a great and you're I don't know golf, well, so I would I
would assume that you're right when you say, like it is a great one
for life because it's self reporting. I think Kevin was the one who said
his kid was playing is on the Aquinas team now, And didn't you say,
like some courts he played before, and he told you he shot at
twenty nine and he hit a thirty five, And it was because you're like,
oh really, what happened? Yeah, yeah, because you're self reporting.
Yeah yeah, Well I think any most kids his age are they count
what they want to count. Yeah. But we told him me and my
neighbor will play him in his best buddy for money anytime he wants to work
out in our stroke work, counting your stroke shooting count ours. I got
to tell you, one of the things that I enjoyed growing up is you
can tell you can test the character and integrity and a person and how they
play golf. And there are some people who I play golf with that I
would never want any anywhere near my business or anybody I care about, because
they don't they don't play by the rules. They've been the rules. Now,
the rules of golf, like you were talking about the person that hit
into the concession Standaria, The rules of golf, like in life, can
are actually designed to benefit you in your in your game and in your life.
It's just how do you interpret it? And then how do you go
about it? And you got to know it, you got to understand it.
And so when you think about that with life, it's like, Okay,
something happens. You can't control the circumstances. Life is ten percent of
what happens to you a nine percent how you handle it? Right, Yeah,
right. That's why I always say my big thing now is like,
try not to have a knee jerk reaction. Very human. When we have
the knee jerk reaction, that's when I call that the Italian reaction. Yeah,
okay, but it's it's where you like, all of a sudden,
you've set off a chain of events now because somebody else and you get into
the drama, and where if you can step back and that proverbial ten thousand
foot view, you get a better chance of figuring things out or or don't
react at all and give yourself some time to process it, as you know
Scheffler did with this whole thing, and hopefully doesn't fuck up your head.
Speaking like golf, like, did you ever watch the five part OJ documentary
any episode did you get to the part where a part five they talked about
how OJ used to cheat at golf and how like they get over it,
like he hit a ball and like in the they hit a ball. I
didn't see this. Oh yeah, yeah, he hit a ball out in
the rough and he goes, hey, look this ball laid it right on
this tee. He would do it often, like he carry tea was on
the tee. But no, he said, no, he said that the
ball. Look, the ball landed on this tee like he would real quick
grab a tea, put it down, put the ball into it. Look,
the ball landed on this tee. I thought they were referencing. When
it landed it was propped up like a tea on a teaky, because nobody
that plays golf could ever imagine that that would pop onto a tee. Did
it go into a piece of grass that was propped up like a tea?
Yes, But you know, and I remember that because I were thinking to
myself, guys like that think they're above the rules, they think they're above
the law, and then they do things that just aren't appropriate, aren't right,
and it's and and you know, when I was in law school,
one of my one of my mentors was like, you know, they'll take
you out to play golf when you go. If you're at the end,
they're like the end of the interviews, they'll they'll take you out to certain
situations so they can see what you interact and how you where they play golf
or socially. And he was like, if they take you out to golf,
it means they're serious about you, and how you play will dictate whether
you get the job or not. And they were right. They were spot
on. And I've done that in my own business. I've done that,
you know, Tom and Chrispy bring people out. And we hired a guy
last year in Buffalo, no joke. Hired the guy last year in Buffalo,
had a ton of experience in what we do you know? Late forty
year old guy says he plays a lot of golf, played in the golf
League. I'm like, all right, hey, why don't you come out.
We're having them taking some attorneys up to play golf. Why don't you
come Jones's He comes out by the second hole. I turned to Chris and
I'm like, we gotta fight this guy. Really, he didn't play by
the fucking rules. Played by the rules. Now, if he would have
said, hey are we rolling today? Are we playing we're playing summer rules?
Are we playing fun golf rules? He came out and he was all
gung ho about what do you know this whole thing? And I'm just like,
yeah, he freaking guy's cheating. Oh cheating, literally cheated in front
of me. And it's second hal I said that Chris, we gotta fight,
and then two months later we fired him. Really no, yeah,
because he didn't play by the rules. He didn't do what he was supposed
to do. Yeah, And it's not situational. You either do it or
you don't. You're either someone you can trust in this situation. And it's
not like, oh, you can trust someone here, but you can't trust
them there. It's it's all the same. Did he cheat and shoot one
hundred and fort did he cheat and shoot eighty? He cheated and shot like
one hundred and ten, which pissed me off even more. Golf. Well,
look, I don't give a shit, But the thing is it's about
life, you know, nine eighteen it was eighteen. Yeah, I want
to see this. I want video of this. Oh my god. What
we needed to show last night Rag losing it on the golf course is this
guy that's great, that's fire maddening, maddening. That was maddening to me.
But you can't choose what you're truthful or honest with. Either you are
yes or you're not yes in my opinion. Now, there are some situations
where you know, depending on how you're trained, Like as a lawyer,
I asked the question that's given to me. If you ask the wrong question
or ask a bad question, I'm going to answer the question right. Well
it's goodn't work. But when you're in a personal relationship, you know what
they're asking, you should answer what you know they're asking, as opposed to
just the question, because then they think you're being dishonest. And it's not
that you're dishonest, it's just that you know you're not being it's closing.
Is that gamemanship? Well, it depends again. I do not recommend that
a personal relationship at all. No, No, but I digress there first.
Se one thing though, like I could never win and know that I
cheated. I could never Maybe I'm wired to. Yeah, but if I
like if like, if I didn't beat you legitimately, then I then I'm
like, so I played in a lot, I playing a lot of I
playing a lot of golf tournaments, right, and you know, the scrambles
and whatnot, and they they allowed to take mulligans and you pay for this
and you pay for that, and that's great, and you know there's been
times where we've taken you know, everybody gets a mulligan. You take it
and you burn through your mulligan and then you're like, ah, we got
this sharp pot, let's hit it. And then you make it. You're
like, oh, we're gonna count that. I'm like, well, if
it's gonna if we're gonna win, we're not counting it. If we're not
gonna win, but we're gonna, you know, you want to count it.
Who gives a shit. It doesn't matter in the end, because no,
we're not telling anybody and we're not reporting it. We don't have.
It's not like it's part of our gin handicap that actually goes to oars tournaments
or other events. Someone's calling it from another loss saw that. I laugh
at it because you play with guys and they're like, oh, that's gonna
count, and I'm like, well, it's not if we're in it.
If it's like eighteen under and we're seventeen under. But that one puff puts
at eighteen. We're not counting that as a made punfu Okay, come on,
I like that. I like the tournaments that have a set number,
like they will randomly draw like a minus seven. Yeah, I know what
that team that wins. Nobody has to cheat to get You're just randomly either
you're winning or losing, but you're having a good time. Yeah, it's
but golf does provide those opportunities to self report, and then you can tell
who somebody's character is. By the way, if I had a daughter and
I don't, if I had a daughter, I would take the guy,
fucking guy, fucking guy, take the guy out. I would take him
out of golfing and see how that how he played golf and he was a
fucking cheater. I wouldn't. I wouldn't have anywhere near my daughter. How
would if he? Like? Okay, so I've never played golf. Seriously,
I would not live near my daughter. So like, if you brought
me out and I was awful, what could like or anybody would be awful?
Like you had a son in law who was awful at golf? Is
that a different set of like, oh man, you got worried about this
guy. He can't play like he's awful. That's all about the person.
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Kevin was great though. Kevin, all of a sudden, like I
think you could see at certain points, I was I didn't know how to
get out of a conversation. He goes, hey, can I borrow you
for two minutes? Yea, I have at one point too, God,
yeah, I almost. I was like, how did he know? Yeah?
It must have been written at the look of like, get me out
of here. When you start rolling your eyes you over. I want to
try to find more out about this cold plunks. I do the cold shower.
But Guy Fieri over four years, drop thirty pounds, significant amount of
weight, and to keep it off he's been working out. He goes and
does a weighted vest every morning. I think on a on a jog and
I haven't done a weighted vest since high school. You used to have to
run stairs with weighted He used to run stairs, and I don't think that's
good for your joints. Probably not. I would think to remember the ankle
weights that people were around those I know were never they were, but the
weighted vest. I knew. Somebody told this story several times, and I
think you'll remember from when we were on CMF, but my I guess.
So we determined that she is still my wife legally. Her cousin was really
into like bodybuilding and stuff, and she wanted to lose some of the muscle
mass and get lean and not be as bulky because she had been a bodybuilder.
So she was working out and she met a guy and she had I
don't know, all of a sudden she's calling my wife and telling her about
the you know this guy and how great he is blah blah. And then
she goes to the mall and she thought he had one kid, and all
of a sudden another kid shows up and he's got two. Oh it's a
little strange, but it's all right, And you know, the little girl's
doing my hair and I'm really we're really kind of hitting it off. All
this. They were running stairs in a hotel like they would go to this
one hotel and work out. He got to the top and collapsed and died.
Oh I think he was in his early forties. Oh like died like
they had to get and they couldn't bring him back. Oh shit. And
it turned out that she was the mistress didn't know it. She had a
big job in a pharmaceutical company where she handled half the country, so she
was flying lot and he said he was an O R surgeon. Turned out
his wife was an O R surgeon. He was an R nurse, not
a surgeon. He but they would she would. They would meet sometimes and
go mountain biking together. Most of their dates were workout dates. See,
you got to play golf with this guy. You can told her if he
would have achieved any golf, he would have known two dies. You know,
here's the thing. I love my dad because my dad loves he loves
a juicy story. Whoa this guy got away with it all? Well,
he just he got away. Poof, he did it? Oh my god.
So he dies and then she didn't know whether or not she could go
to the funeral or not. And I think she went to the wake and
got out of there quickly, or may have heard from the wife saying I'm
I'm fully aware and blah blah blah. I don't have they met. They
did have a they did have a meeting after I'm this is so long ago,
I'm misremembering. Gives every fucking woman goddamn not to trust the guy.
Every everyone, any woman that's listening to the story right now is a sea.
And that's why I don't trust you. But I mean, he was
working. That's why. That's why the woman always tries to intercept the phone
on the phone, right to see what's on the phone. He uh does
the phone never lies. The phone does not phone the eye and this guy
never lies. Well that's an interesting thing. Yeah, who did I just
see where somebody got busted for. Oh it's another story we'll get to in
a second. But yeah, this guy just he collapsed and died at the
top of the stairs. And then she calls his best friend, who she
had met, and she says to him, Hey, I know what's going
on. He's going to the hospital. They're asking me questions and I don't
know his medical history, like what he's allergic to, what he's not,
this sort of thing. And she's like, she's all upset, and the
best friend's like, oh, yeah, So this brings up a really interesting
question. You're single, Yeah, who's your emergency contact? I actually have
it as my mom really, yeah, which I don't know is maybe smarter
or not, but your mom lives in all of me. Well that's the
problem. That's a great that's a great point. You want to be mean,
wants to be the one to pull the dog. I went I had
to. Yeah, it's a great question, Like, who's your emergency contact?
My mom was in Florida, I'm like, oh, I always say
my mom, who, Well, here's the thing who knows me well enough?
Nowadays, who do I trust? That's a great point. But your
mom, well, here's the good thing. And one of the reasons I
hesitated. Uh. Yes, she lives far away, but in an emergency,
she's probably not going to be right next to me anyway. If she
was in Pittsford and I'm being rushed to the hospital, or She's in Rhinebeck
and I'm being rushed to the hospital, she can answer questions over the phone
if I'm not sure when my mom answered someone's questions. But you know what
I'm saying. And nowadays, everybody, like a lot of people, my
mother has to smart watch. Yeah, so she'll see you know, getting
hold of hers is is easier. But she's older. So when my mother's
no longer here, who becomes my emergency contact? Great question? I maybe
am one of my kids? I don't know. Yeah, And for you
know, when you talk about your kids, though, do you want to
put that responsibility or burden on your kids? No, I don't, I
know I will Luke's eighteen, I don't want to. When we were working
together at CF, Tommy had just had been divorced for a few years,
and he didn't have a girlfriend at the time. He's now married. Since
our our HR lady goes, who's your we need your emergency contact at times
like Brown, I don't know, So he brings it up on the air.
People are calling up emergency contact in case something happened to him. Then
we went to She almost started cryingly. She felt bad for him. I
think it was I think I think he made it. One of his brothers.
Yeah, one of his was the one with a gun. Probably both
of them. I don't remember one had a gun. One I don't know.
Yes, yeah, that's a great question. Who is the emergency contact?
And then your mom, Like, you know, my mom is seventy
seventy years old. My mom's eighty four. Yeah, her mom's great,
she's fun. Yeah. I hope I can have as much fun in my
life. Absolutely. You know, so far, you're doing pretty good.
Five more years, brother, Well, somebody body loves you. Might liver
fucking issue right now. Somebody said to me last night, goes, how
did this all come about? Was? And I said, well, Greg
and they and you had told them the story about Bruno Mars and in the
age fifty nine, and I said, yeah, we were kind of chatting
Greg a little bit, going well, you know, you never know,
you might as well do it now, and so it's all went so and
again it was so much fun and it benefited a great organization and Tommy and
Iron Smoke is just a great venue. It's you know, why not.
Yeah, it worked out really really well. But Danny my intensity training weight
Fest and then the cold punch and he's lost weight. And our friend Jim
Murkley, who was I don't think he is anymore, was the president of
okell Uh he's been doing it and drop like thirty or forty pounds, said
he looks great. He does. He looks really good. Bought himself an
e bike. That's how excited he is. He's not gonna exercise. This
is gonna go out and ride around on an e bike. Cold plunge Cold
pludge is great. But like like even the hit stuff, they tell you
if you have high blood pressure, talk to your doctor first before you do
any of that stuff. Like when I was going through high blood pressure after
like I had, you know, by incident, doctor said, I don't
want you doing hip or that high intensity stuff. You just keep your exercise
very bag like you on jog. That's cool, lift weights, jumping jacks,
all that stuff. But don't be doing that hit stuff, he goes,
because that could that could lead to problems some people. So consulting.
But good for guy fiery. I'm sure he's got the money to figure out,
like Dana White, you know, like, Okay, he's fifty six
years old. I think. Yeah, I thought that was pretty good.
Yeah. No. The other story that I was just seeing that there's a
guy in uh, Wayne County. Now, there used to be ads that
insurance fraud hurts us all. Yeah, so this guy in Wayne County's cable
commercials. Remember we're driving up the prices for everybuddy. Yeah, drive the
black box some comic that he goes. He goes, Yeah, man,
he goes. I had to go over and talk to my neighbors the other
day because I'm stealing their WiFi and they didn't pay their bill. Hey,
man, you got to pay your bill. That's awesome. I found that
very funny. But the uh, the uh, this is a thirty five
year old guy twenty nineteen Mercedes right reports its stolen. It turns how they
find it it's in the city of Rochester, and the story unravels. He
probably had comprehensive coverage, was gonna claim it stolen, get the thing,
and then either get the car back or sell it somehow on a black mark
whatever he did. So he had some woman he knows that they call him,
They call her an associate, drive it to the city and leave it
somewhere, or give it to a guy. Give it to some guy.
But there is a the car GPS locator on the car, built into Mercedes.
Oh my, yeah, built into Mercedes, I think. And it
might even be some kind of video thing in there that also tracks stuff.
And so they were able to sell immediately. But I know this is where
you can't get away with shiit. No. As a kid, I used
to love to prank my neighbors with phone calls all the time. Now there's
called I D there's the Star sixty nine. You could call there's a phone
call. Well that's the other thing nowadays. Yeah, I don't answer my
phone no anymore. No. I used to try to do all. You
have a landline, no, no, I just just don't for you at
all. If I don't recognize the number, I don't have any phone I
used to I did I moved into the new house, I I didn't.
I don't know. I didn't get a landline. I still has one,
really, Yeah, well the one that always was with the house. Yeah.
Yeah. See that's the thing is like, I don't I don't know
if who has them and what what's the A lot of people have them because
that was part of the deal with Time Warner to get it cheaper on the
table, cheaper if you got the internet and the phone with it. My
mom and my aunt both had the phone, the home phone, and I
don't think I ever called either one of them on the number. Yeah.
There's some people that are like, well, if the internet goes out or
if you lose Wi Fi or your cell signal, then you can't use your
phone. So if there's an emergency, then you you're stuck. I'm like,
yeah, if that happens, everybody else is stuck. That's what I'm
taking I'm playing a numbers game there, because I think they're going to try
to get it back as quickly as they possibly can, and if it goes
down, it's it's great. Who are you calling anyway? Yeah? No,
can you remember anybody's number? No, I don't know anybody's number.
No, Like I remember numbers of neighbors of mine from being the child,
because I would call them all the time, My buddy, I can't.
I don't know my kid's number. All I do is ask the phone to
call them. I don't know their number by heart. Do you do you
know your kid's numbers? No, damn good. I can't remember my I
can remember my phone number from when I grew up. Yeah, me too,
But I can't remember my I don't know my kids. No, I
don't know anything. The only thing I know is I just hit I just
go to my phone, hit favorites, and then just hit their picture.
Yeah okay, and I just say to my phone on the top flank,
there's actually three in a row, which one's first based on age? Look
at you? A good answer? Good answer? What about your phone?
Just like William and Harry, my littlest one is my favorite. Okay,
he knows, he knows it. You just say it right out. He
knows is the oldest one your wife's favorite because they got the matching tattoo.
I don't know. I think so. Yeah, Well, first of all,
that's definitely got it. Yeah. The match. That's a strong indication,
I think. So, so where does that leave the middle kid?
Who I think is do you have a tattoo? Do I know? Do
you have a tato? The middle kid? Damn? Do you have?
Oh no, I don't have one either. This is a rarity. Yeah
I Tom has a toss. Yeah I know. I didn't realize that until
yesterday. But do you go to the courtroom with those arms? Yeah?
Yeah, Tom has a sleep. He does. He has a sleep,
his right to his clingy right to his So you never see there are I
think I think most of the most of the women in my office have tattoos.
If not, I think there's one that might not. But there's uh
even mash Chris Matt, my partner has has he has the desire for a
tattoo for you. So I've always talked about right across the back comp life.
No, it was my it was my dad. Was getting my dad's
signature. Okay, now I know somebody who's done that recently. I was
thinking about getting I thought my father's father signature. That was the one who
says twelve plus eighty three equals six the Kelly Read connection. Yes, that
would be that would be a greg type of tattoo, like a touchdown.
The only other contemplating one. Yeah. No, Now I do know somebody
who's got a sound wave and I think it's the sound wave of like not
to be morbid, but I think it's their kid who passed. But I
think it's a sound wave of them talking. I think, And I'm not
sure if you can scan it. I don't know if there's something in the
ink. I saw one that somebody had a QR code. It's a QR
code, okay, and you scan it and it plays some back. It's
this big burly guy and he scanned the QR code in his tattoo and it
plays back three boys. Okay, but that's like a bit. I'm not
turning my body. Would you if they win the Super Bowl? Would you
get Super Bowl Champs? I would contemplate doing his Buffalo Bill tattoo. So
Tom got me a tattoo for one of my birthdays. I haven't still haven't
done it yet. Yeah, because I have no desire, zero, And
I think part of the reason was I will I'll just say it because it
happened when I was much younger and in my twenties, and I worked at
CMF and we'es was in his heyday. He just absolutely ruled this town back
then. And Uh, all of a sudden, new people were coming over.
And it always bothered me when I would see the salespeople. All of
a sudden, they're saying bra and this and that the way he speaks yeah,
and it just bugged me because they go to the guard I go.
The thing that was so what made him what he was is the uniqueness and
the authenticity, right, and the fact that this guy was covered in tattoos.
It just added to the character. And he looked at times like an
outlaw because he got stopped. There were stories where he was They took the
boat up to Ontario and then he drove home and left the boat there with
another couple and then some of his kids and he and his wife drive home
and they had extra pillows from the you know, just those throw pillows that
they'll have on the boat. He goes, they're taking up too much room.
They get to the border and they because of the tattoos, they thought
there was cocaine in those pillows. So the border crossing cut the pillows open
and starts that's cotton, that's Cocay. That was like, guy, that
was that guy. Yeah. So now this person, this woman, and
you may know her, and I will not say your name. I happened
to be out drinking and I see her and she had just become what they
call the local sales manager at the radio station, and she went and got
a tattoo. Okay, and she did this, and she's starting to use
that bra stuff and she's like hey, and she's shown it off. And
I was drunk, and I go, you fucking phonies, all you fucking
phonies. I can't stand it. I go, I wouldn't. I go,
you got a tattoo because you worked for seeming I always want a tattoo.
Oh bullshit. If you really wanted one, you're gonna wait, because
I think at the time, like here, I am twenty four, twenty
five. If she was old at thirty two, I go, you waited
until you were thirty two to get a tattoo? You go all that time
you knew you always wanted one, but you wait till I mean, and
still I saw her backstage with her daughter at a concert of Darien Lake.
I think it was trained because I was doing an interview with training. No
it was fallout boy, and she brought it up. What an asshole I
was? Yeah, when I was. When I was in an undergrad,
I was on spring break and all my fraternity brothers there was like fourteen of
us, and we all went and they all got the Delta Sigma Phi tattooed,
and I went last, and they were also drunk. And after thirteen
guys went, they were like they were ready to leave. I just freaking
laughed as if I got it. Everybody thought I got the tattooed. So
we came back to alfhdeverbody was showing everybody and they're like, where the fuck
is yours. I'm like, yeah, I didn't get one. They ran.
But the only thing I've I've thought of is doing something for my dad.
And then but of course, and then, you know, I said
to my mom, well, when you passed me, I'll get one for
you too. Yeah. Now some people get them, like take the ashes
and have the ashes put into a tattoo as part of the interest thing.
And that's an interesting little tribute as well. I have so many freckles and
moles. I have to go get scoped every six months, get looked at,
shit chopped off my face. I get barnacles like I'm on fucking boat
that they got to come through, and the hall putting another thing on there.
Greg is not doing it, not too I got asked once by a
woman. She goes, so, why don't you have any tattoos? I
go, I'm sorry what? She goes, why why don't you have any
tattoos? I go, what do you mean? I'm like, I'm like,
I'm not following you. She goes, you don't have any tattoos.
I go, right, you know, why don't you have any? I
go, I didn't know I had to get any. Well, you're in
a band. I go, yeah. She goes, so why don't you
have any tattoos? Like I would have. I would have though, would
have been like your favorite Bible verse, no oh John three sixteen. No.
But I wouldn't get a tatto. Even if I weren't a Christian,
I still have no desire to get a tattoo because to me, they're always
their conversation pieces. My wife's got a ton of them. But it's like
it's like, hey, somebody's always like showing off their tattoo, like they
want to talk about they want to bring it up be the tribal around the
arm. And now you'll see those guys now that are old and let it
go. It doesn't look as good to be an anchor now it's an arrow.
So the line in college is like we talk about it and it's like,
yeah, I got one right here. Oh yeah, no, why
would I put a bumper sticker on a John Deer track. Well, somebody
used to say, like they won't their establishment, they will not draw the
clover on a poor guinness because why you don't have to do anything to what
God made perfect. And so that was always my line tattooing go, why
would I have to enhance God made it perfect. I'm not putting anything on
it. Well, it's funny because like obviously there were several people who thought
that was perfect last night. Yeah, well it's funny. It's so there's
a like there's versus in the Bible to talk about, like you know,
you're not going to desecrate your body do stuff like that, right, So
now there's this generation of Christians who have decided to go out and get tattoos
and say, oh, that's not really what the Bible means. And they
host all these YouTube shows and they have like sleeves of tattoos. Yeah,
and it's like, well, okay, which part of the verse did you
like interpret to believe that that? I mean, like it's it's I mean,
I guess it's all just it doesn't matter. Well, Jewish people,
you can't get buried in the cemetery with the traditional Jewish cemetery if you have
a tattoo. And I think that was Yeah, that was part of the
reason I believe my Hitler tattooed all Hitler tattooed all the Jewish people. You
couldn't be Yeah, it was almost like another Wow, the argument, man,
this show is just so. But the argument in church was in Berlin
last year too, and I didn't even hear that. Well, the argument
in church is that like, okay, so if you're going to bend the
interpretation of that rule to your benefit about tattoos, yes, then what else
you gonna bend every religion bendstuff. But the point is is that like that's
like blatant and black and white. You're gonna go do it anyway. So
else what? So do you really believe what you believe? I think there
were religions the rules of golf. We're just talking. Yes, I observed
desire to get a tattoo of any kind for any reason. Yeah, not
even a beth. No, No, she's right here. Man. Wait,
I was waiting to see how he was gonna dig his way out of
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coming up. He's a smart, really really cerebral guy. I fift I
only found that out years later. Like I've read stuff he's over, I
should rephrase the interviews and he there's a book I bought for one of the
boys, I think Jameson that he claims changed his life and it's all about
uh, just reading people and knowing the right thing. And I mean,
boy, he parlayed that into because I think he's producing. I think he's
got his own something, his own company. He invited he invested in vitamin
water before it became a thing, and that's how he made it to like
a lot more money. Really, yeah, he did invite him in water.
I think he sold that and I sold that, and then he had
his studio. Like when I say studio, I mean like a production company
for movies. Wow, that's for draking those guys making all their money is
all the production stuff. Yeah, Peyton Manning too is like omahad million dollars.
Ye, Greg, that's where we got to get to. There you
go, you go, man, om So what do you do? Because
I used to do this weird thing on my birthday and I haven't done it
in a long time. Not a long time, but probably like the past
two years. I used to write myself a letter Dear Bill, Okay,
it's Bill again. You stay sober this year. No, I will not
write that letter that I that I wouldn't open until the next birthday. Really
yeah, So I would write it just like things that hey, I hope
this year you blah blah blah, you've thought about this. I hope you
actually put it to action, this sort of thing. And then and when
I was doing it, you got more, you hit more on it than
you didn't. Really, then, I think I was surprised on some of
the stuff. Are you asking me if I do that? Yeah? Is
there anything though? Is there a tradition? Is there some ritual for you
just you No, I mean not with that, No, I mean just
recently, in the last couple of months, I started journaling in the morning.
Okay, and wake up the first things that are in my head,
I write, yeah. And then why when did this start? No?
Seriously, And I say that because I used to do that, and there
was a book called The Artist Way, and one of the things they said
was to write stream of conscious three pages, you know, front and back.
My hand would cramp up and I would do it. So sometimes I
was getting up when I was doing morning radio, I would get up at
like a quarter to three, yeah, just to run It's probably were on
Saint Patrick's Day. Yeah, that is when I started doing it. And
it was uh. And so as soon as I wake up in the morning,
a lot of it is just again, it's it's a stream of consciousnes
it's usually about a page. It's usually a front and back of a page.
Okay, and then it just it. I should probably do it before
I go to sleep. That's where I can sleep to get everything off my
mind. It's probably good. Yeah, but I do, and I wake
up and then it allows me to kind of get into my It's part of
my routine now of the day, and then I kind of go through my
day. But I haven't done anything on a year of a year basis,
like like my birth Look, dude, every day is my birthday. So
my sister in law actually found this thing out on Pinterest or whatever. And
when my nephew had his first birthday, when my niece had her first birthday,
she asked us all to write letters so they could open these on their
eighteen the eighteenth birth Really, my grandmother wrote one. She's not she's ninety
five. I mean, she's not going to be there for that, we
don't think. But I mean, but like the number of people who wrote
letters like when you're eighteen, open it up. Hey, here's some advice,
kid, just so you know, you know, it's funny. We
all wrote letters. That's a great idea. It is a good idea now
that I think about it. I mean, I would love to have I
mean, I would love to have my mom do that for the kids.
But Will's twenty one, in Luke's eighteen. But how do we all write
you a letter for your fifty ninth birthday? You know what? Yeah,
we could do it, Greg, Yeah, Greg, time capsule, Yeah,
dig it up. Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, we put in
the new Bill Stadium. Then, so much feedback to some of the listeners
too, I mean, I'd love to hear what they've got to say,
all the rejected roast jokes. Hey, by the way, that was a
pretty cute thing they did with Josh Allen living in this stadium. Yeah,
Pitt, he did well with that. He's good. He's got some comedic
chops. Then the hell, he's such a talented individual. I mean today
at the baseball game, it's a softball game. I mean, he is
such a freaking athlete. But he's funny too. He's self deprecating. I
mean he really he is the leader of that team, and he's the leader
of Western New York. I mean when he got out there and they announced
his name, the freaking place went absolute bashit crazy and everybody just loves him.
And somebody who was like, oh, Joe last night or as Joe
was talking talking shit about Josh and how well, he's just like, Oh,
they're not gonna win, and he's gonna want to win, so he's
not going to be here past this next contract. I was like, Joe,
No, I think I I I think. I think as it's as
it looks right now when you look at their personalities and where they're from and
their families, Josh could be one. I mean, Ben Roethlisberger is the
last quarterback there's a state that state with the start of the team and en
of his team, Josh could be the next one. And Ben won two
Super Bowls. I think Josh's gonna do the same thing. Yeah, I'd
like them to win more. I just want one, man, just want
one, just one. Just give me one because you can't get the two.
Got the first show that is true, it'll be at your sixtieth.
What are the odds what are the ally of them alive for that? What
are the odds on on the bills this year that they always put out Super
Bowl outs? Are they like hundred, so the I could look at I
think I can look it up now. The Bills to win the AFC East,
they had I think Will just told me this just yesterday was like one
sixty. And then the Dolphins and the Jets are at two hundred and uh
for the Super Bowl. I didn't see it. I think the favorite to
win the Super Bowl is thirteen hundred plus thirteen hundred. So so you bet
one hundred dollars, you could win hundred dollars for the Bills to win the
Super Bowl, right man? If you bet one hundred they to win the
AFC East, you get one sixty for the Bills, you get two hundred
for the Jets and for the Dolphins. Okay, is what my understanding is.
And what's that? Who's got the Jetsids jetter twenty four hundred, Miami
Dolphins twenty four hundred, San Francisco at five fifty, Kansas City at six
hundred, Baltimore at nine to fifty forty nine Ers at five point fifty.
Yeah. Yeah. And then and here's the weird thing about this. Did
you see this. Warren Sharp as an analytics guy for the NFL, and
he says the forty nine Ers have the worst, the worst day's rest in
NFL history as far as scheduling. In other words, they play a lot
of year, they play a lot of Monday Sunday games, a lot of
like Monday or Sunday Saturday games, and they're facing teams that get a lot
of rest. So this and the Niners are a team that they're not one
of those back to back teams that keep making the playoffs year after year.
They always have a big injury somewhere, usually at the quarterback position, and
it keeps them back a year. Then they bounce back. So so I
would I would put my money on San Francisco to win the Super Bowl,
even though Vegas seems to have them, and then Kansas City. I think,
I think the forty nine ers have the easiest pass in the Super Bowl.
I mean, the the NFC, I think, overall over team is
not as competitive as the AFC. I think the AFC compression. I mean,
yeah, the AFC has six teams that are freaking strong, right,
and the NFC's got the forty nine ers and then everybody else. So but
I thought the forty nine ers were going to be getting rid of like two
of their well they're starting contract. Yeah, they're just trying to make some
moves. I mean yeah, But I mean you've got Deepo Samuel, so
you've got a who's there first, and you've got McCaffrey rocaffreys. But I
mean, look, this is Party's last year on his rookie contract. They
got a pony out. They got to pay him at some point. Is
it this year, next year, next year, or the year after.
Anyways, he's coming up, So they got a you know, they're they're
they they're looking to continue to evolve then, and they've got a ton of
money on their defense right now too. So it's I mean, Lynch has
done a great job in the NFC. You know, you got the Lions
now, the Rams are are looking stronger. You got you got the Cowboys,
which always are in the conversation but can never they can never close it,
close it The Cowboys plus fifteen hundred. Yeah, those Bills and Lions
are at plus thirteen hundred and the Lion is a plus something to watch.
Yeah, it could be interesting this year because I only play the Lions in
Detroit, which is gonna be a tough game, was it. Dan Campbell,
the head coach there. Oh yeah, yeah. I think a lot
of people thought he was just a rockhead when he was though, you know,
the crying he is a rockhead, and yeah he is, but he's
but he's not like when I said, run again, I think they they
think he's a bit of a dope, a dummy like and he boy,
he brought the energy back to that team and he brought the passion back and
they I think they did great through the draft with him. And it's like,
damn, yeah, Detroit's de Troit's. I mean they're not They're not
necessarily a sleeper because they already's talking about him now, especially after hard knocks
and stuff. But yeah, Detroit's. Detroit is a team that's that's gonna
be competitive this year. And it's all the matters. Who's gonna stay healthy,
I mean the bottom line, who's gonna be healthy? Right? Gonna
stay healthy is the key. By the way, since the Jared Goff Matthew
Stafford trade, where the swapt quarterback numbers are identical, identical, they passing
crazy the Stafford does. The only difference is one got a Super Bowl.
Yeah one, So I know that's the thing that's so strange is like they
get rid of GoF and they go to the Super Bowl and there was this
love relationship between what was the Red McVay like ran into Stafford in Mexico.
Yeah, and they became became best friends and all of a sudden, like
we gotta get this guy. Yeah, well they got him. And look,
Matthew Stafford was another one who just couldn't get over the hump. Yeah
all right, I always thought he was pretty good. Everybody's telling me that.
Well, he's been in the league. So Stafford was like twelve years.
Yeah, Stafford was the last quarterback to get a big contract before they
changed the rookie wage scale. Remember they drafted it first overall, and then
the following year they have they had the lockout. Okay, so everything got
changed. But Stafford, No, but Stafford was like the All America quarterback.
He was a great, best high school quarterback. He goes to Georgia.
He was drafted first overall, like he was supposed to be the you
to the stat. Okay, if this stat listen to this. Okay,
this could have been Cam Newton, but it's not going to be. But
it could be a Joe Burrow. No quarterback, you want to with the
American dream. No quarterback in NFL history has ever won a national championship,
won the Heisman, but taken first overall, won a super Bowl and a
Super Bowl MVP. Nobody Cam Newton came close. Joe Burrow is the only
the only other quarterback who could do that, like National Championship, championship,
Heisman Trophy number one over I hope that Joe Burrow doesn't do that. Well,
Dude, He's had He's had three injuries. He had the a c
L, he had he had the achilles or four injuries. He had the
a CL, the achilles, the broken hand, and he had an appendectomy
to start a couple of years ago. Yeah, Wen, there you go.
Everybody seems uh, Kevin All, I just ass out Greig. I've
noticed, Greg, I never see you tired. You're a little you partied
too much this weekend. I'm a little tired. Would you ever think that
at our age that we'd still be partying like that was a ship ton of
fun? Yeah, to be honest with you, I never thought about being
this age, so it would be like but I figured that if I thought
about it, I would want to be just like I am yeah. I
mean, I mean, you guys are a ton of fun. We've got
a great group of friends, and everybody's supportive and encouraging and and you know,
we all have a good time. But it's never like over the top.
It's not too crazy, you know, it's just it's fun clean.
You know what it is. It's the fun. I like, yeah,
you know, it's the it's the ball busting, it's the and I and
I will say, uh, out of all the drugs on the planet,
I prefer alcohol. I just like it. I like it because I know
where my throttle is, I know when I'm crossing it. I know what
I'm you know what I'm saying. And here I thought he was gonna say
the drug that he prefers most of all was sex or humor. Well,
I do you know? Humor doesn't work anymore. Oh God, that was
so bad, so bad. That's like we're just worrying on. This is
not It's just I didn't want to give away the whole joke because I want
to do it again. Nothing was great. I didn't, sir, I
didn't. There's nothing that was fun. I thought you were funny. I
like when when she hates comedy, So I gotta say, like, there
is something about bombing, and I don't know you could really say it was
bombing because people are paying attention. It's not the venue for it. But
like when you really bomb on stage, like to fully embrace I've watched guys
just I mean, yeah, and and but the pros embrace it and make
it funny. The guys who don't. It's the same thing. It's like
silence in the room. Life is a head game, right, So now
you're there and what do you do. You're not you're not winning them over,
and it's it's amazing because you can see and uh, Joe Dombrowski four
shols shows, excuse me, sold out and that guy the energy when everybody's
laughing like you were just you were thinking, yeah, oh my god,
that was I was trying to watch him drink the shardinay. That's funny that
you say that. Yeah, and by the way, totally hold his glass
wrong. Yeah, that charnay had to be like eighty five degrees temperature by
time he finished. And I think he was also spitting it back in.
I don't think he was drinking the second one maybe, well, the first
one. I watched because I go, boy, we're into this for a
good forty minutes and he's been putting it to his lips a lot, and
I didn't know to going down. Then he asked for another one, and
I wondered if it was because it was warm because he was holding it,
but there we was and there wasn't much left. And then he didn't shoot
that down, but I thought maybe he was like putting, not spitting it
back in the glasses. That's not right, but would let it hit his
lips and not not really drink it because I'm going he wasn't drunk, And
even afterwards watching him interact with all the fans well, plus the way he
was holding it kind of added to his flamboyant Yes right, I mean it's
all part of the act. It was all part of the two glasses of
sertinay too. By the way, come on, it's a fair point.
I'm just saying, like, you know that, and then you's sniff an
empty wine cork and you're and you're good. All right, we will close
it out. Happy birthday, Grabs birthday, fantastic, absolutely very memorable weekend.
It was a memorable weekend for Dan, whose white woops. Yeah,
that pretty much sums up my wig for Dan, whose wife was part of
Joe Dombrowski set. For Kevin, who wrote some great roast jokes and saved
people yesterday would see it. Hey, can I borrow you for two minutes?
For Greg the birthday man? Happy birthday. I'm Bill Moran and we'll
see you tomorrow. I WoT a big hold. Tim didn't know what to
do. I'm kind of TV. Don't rud the letter to you. They
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