This is the Downbeat on ninety seven to one the Freak. At eight o'clock,
we'll discuss a couple of things, including the most cringey TV show out
just dropped. We'll tell you a little bit about that and maybe what your
palette in case you have the balls to attempt the Curse'll tell you about that
at eight o'clock. Also may have a bit of a resurgence and something.
Danny's got some big stuff at Dingo's Morning News. I'm liking a lot of
your headlines you've put in the document. Some scary stuff in there in the
world of Hollywood, Kevin scary stuff crazy nine o'clock comedian TJ. Miller.
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Tomorrow night diner with this be easy. It'll be the Downbeats a month in
December. We also have MAVs basketball tonight as they're on the road again against
the New Orleans Pelicans. I saw some down the ringer, but he's a
he's a guy that's pretty good. I've seen him a few times before,
and he had the top fifty NBA players or whatever, and he had Luke
at number five right now and Kyrie at number thirty five. Are we mad
about that? No? I think that's great. Right, You'll love to
have two top fifty players. I think, yeah, yeah, I'm happy
with that. Man's right and two and killing it. We'll see if they
keep it up tonight here on ninety seven, when the freak pregame begins at
six thirty, let's do what we do every day at seven thirty. It's
the scuttle Bud. Got a big birthday for you guys, so big that
I'm actually gonna lead with it. Normally I lead with a big story.
Yeah, but let's do birthdays right. This is for me, or for
Danny, for all of us. As I was stumbling through famous birthdays my
website I go to sometimes I have others, but this man is fifty two
today, I'm sorry, fifty three today. He is the one hundred and
eighty one thousand eight hundred and thirty two, So one hundred and eighty one
thousand, eight hundred and thirty two most popular celebrity according to Famous Birthdays.
His before fame, he attended the University of North Texas associated with In twenty
fourteen, he posted for a photo with professional football player Terrence Williams. Is
a gentleman. Ben Rogers is fifty three today. Holy crap, he is
on Famous Birthdays dot com. He really is? Hi, Big Ben?
Is your finger hurt from scrolling? He is the you gonna put it back
your finger? God? He's the thirty fifth most popular scorpio named Ben.
Is that true? Really? Yeah? The thirty fifth most popular scorpio named
Ben up there with Ben Harper and others, which you know, George everybody
George played with Ben Harper for many years. The number fifteenth ranked radio host
born in Texas that's on this list. Birthday is today. It makes more
sense, right, named Ben? I know? Just in general, he's
the fifteenth most popular radio host in the state of Texas. Ye. Period.
Do you have Alex Jones' number two? Yeah? You have the list.
Let's see that whole list. Number one is miss Juicy Baby. Do
you know who that is. She was on the Ricky Smiley Morning Show for
years. Elvis Duran, that's a ranger. It does sound like a ranger,
doesn't it. Yeah, I'm not seeing many others on there. Russ
Martin's on there, restingd Is this from Barrett Sports meanion so Famous Birthdays dot
com two and seven. He's the number thirty Scorpio radio host, the number
five ranked person born in Richardson, Texas. Number five. Yeah, behind
chef Eddie Jackson, basketball player Drew Timmy of Gonzaga fa Ye Rock climber Daniel
Woods, and soccer player nien Win Lean Win. Sorry, I mean I've
heard of Ben ben Rogers. Good job. They don't have a photo for
him, so he should submit that at Famous Birthday is dot coffee. Good
job, Ben, Happy birthday. While we're on the Ben trains, there's
always good funny Ben stuff. You can hear that tend to to You're a
ninety seven one the Freak You're home of the Dallas Mavericks and the thirty fifth
rate Scorpio radio host named former Cowboys. T Y Hilton is thirty four and
Kyle Orton forty one. Remember the Kyle Orton days. I remember better than
the t Y Hilton day. Was that one year with tw y Hilton and
yeah last year, yeah, okay, it was wild. The Kyle Orton
thing was like Romo was so hurt he couldn't play Week seventeen. So Kyle
Orton played a win to get in game, and I think he won,
right, I think he did, and then we never saw him again.
He's kind of the Skyler Thompson for you Dolphins reference. I always liked him.
Chip Gains is forty eight, and I've been thinking a lot about Chip
Gains lately, you know, because of something that we'll tell you about at
eight o'clock. Vanessa Bear forty two. That's Saturday Night Live. Patrick Warburton's
fifty nine. All right, who's that? That's a Puddy? Oh that's
Puddy, isn't it. It's Joe from Family Guy. And he was in
Luddy. That's from a Seinfeld Seinfeld, the last Lane's boyfriend. Yes,
and he was in Flea or who's the voice of the Flea of the live
action show The Flea. He's the guy whose eyes are always kind of closed,
they're always kind of squinting, and he whispered talks got great voiceover voice.
Yeah, he's a good looking guy. Is he just doing that character?
Like twenty four to seven? He was also the tick, not the
the tick. Yeah. He's also on a show with David Spade going Rules
of Engagement that wasn't that great, but it was fine. And he's also
what what's the rental car company that he's on? An enterprise or wan?
Yeah? Davis. Yeah, guy, he's the guy in the wheelchair in
Joe Family Guy. Yeah, he's Joe. Travis Barker's forty eight. Travis
Barker the drummer for Blink one two. That is correct, So he's forty
eight. He's forty eight. Courtney is his first non blonde. Okay,
sources like twenty one one Courtney Kardashian. Yeah, like fifty Courtney. Yeah,
she's up forty fifty at least forty forties real, Yeah, who's all?
I think we're in their forties outside of the Jenners. Yeah, must
be thinking of the Jenners. Courtney's forty four. Cortney's forty four. Who's
the oldest Chloe? No? Is she older than Chloe Kim Courtney? Okay,
right, Chloe's thirty nine. Chloe's thirty nine. Yeah, dude,
Courtney is the eldest. Oh, and then Kim's what forty two, something
like that, forty one, forty three, forty three, Yeah, Courtney
than Kim, then Chloe, Nah eitherway, twenty three. Travis Barker Sam
has been thank you for the macaroons twenty two. Those are delicious. They
made them themselves, right. Rev run is fifty nine, round, Kurt
Yellings fifty seven. Oh man, I loved him at a time. Dude,
same here when he was with the Diavingbacks for me, Red Sox for
you, yep. And then that bloody ankle is one of the coolest things
in sports history. That bastard up there, oh working. That dude would
freight train you. He's probably the closest thing like modern Nolan Ryan. We
had him and Randy Johnson together as one. Oh my god, that was
amazing. They just won one, right, yeah, yeah, two thousand
and one. James J. Y Young is seventy four. Stick Stanny Dix,
Yes, the guy that's not Tommy Shaw King Charles the Third is seventy
five with his fat fingers. Happy birthday, Chuck. He has hot dog
fingers. You watch your mouth. I'm saying he does. Look at him,
that's the monarchy. Have you seen his I have not really looked at
his fingers. Look at him. Just google King Charles fingers right now,
do it. It'll take you one second, okay, and you'll go good.
God, you're right. Do you think at auto fills, King Charles?
Oh yeah, fingers is the second thing after age. Really yeah,
they're just real fat. And then it says coronation and hands. Oh he
does have pudgy, little pudgy. Those are hot, those are brought works.
Oh my god, that's not a bad picture. He's gonna die.
Then he's gonna dive having fat fingers. Yea swelly mits, dude, it's
Danny. Swelly mits, Danny. They look like balloons. Like to welcome
the King himself. Oh, it's good to be with you all. I
hope you're enjoying the crown. Dingo. Have you seen my Vienna sausage finger
photos? You can a lovely time. You got fat toes too, got
fat flangies. Tell us a little bit about the diamond factory. King,
How do you even get a ring to fit over one of your fat fingers?
If it couldn't be done. It would have been done at the diamond
factory. So how old is this fart seventy five? Ready to do some
screw it? I'm the key. And how long did that queen is dead?
How long did queen make it? He did want to do something last
year? Did he say that he wanted to be what's your name's tampon?
Oh? Camilla, yeah, Camela, Yeah, Yeah, he's a pervy.
He's a perfect guy. I'm a tempe man. Yeah. She died
last year and made Philip made it to twenty twenty one and he was like
ninety nine. This dude is an expert on the monarchy right now, you
do not mess Well, here's the thing. What I like to do during
the Crown is fact check everything. And they are really good other than moving
a few dates and you know, a little bit of stuff here and there,
but for the most part, it is really historically well preserved. Jason
into the Crown. It's beautiful. He listens to the Crown podcast on the
iHeartRadio. Appened since talking poised by me, King Chuck, He's coming like,
oh lovely. Another crappy British impression from an American skip he's coming to
America this Sunday. Just what game he's going to He's a football game,
Yeah, American football game. He's going to see the Tampa Bay game.
Oh my god, he's trying to Is he working in the Tampon Bay?
Hey, don't shake your head. If you're gonna give me a rim shot,
you rimp shot at me, and then you should. And now she's
laughing because she knows it's kind of good. She's laughing at shelf become accustomed
to this A plus humor? Where is she working? Another show that I'm
not aware of? Bill Farmer's seventy one. He's a voice of goofy old
boy. Added to the list, Danny's impressions slope kind of LEAs a rice
fifty nine. Sure what Schwartz would have been? One hundred and seven?
He created the Baby Buns and Schwartz televisions he did, And oh, Harley
a Wolf is twenty six. She was in Boning the Bookworm? Moving on,
why are you fascinated with that movie? That's a second day in a
row that you mentioned it. I know it's going to be your birthday.
Boning the Bookworm? Is that good? Is it one of your favorites.
I've never seen it. I don't do that stuff. I don't look.
I'm not here trying to clean up all this smut. Oh you're not.
You're a nasty bastard. That's what you are. You're a stinky man,
and you fumble around with your privates like the rest of us. Yeah,
you punch yourself in the crotch. Boning the Bookworm? What is this?
Is this a straight porno or yeah? Yeah, Harley and Wolf. Okay,
somebody just hit control. B I don't know. Bonding the Bookworm was
part of the Pure eighteen collection. Kevin, Kevin, I just dude,
I just got the celebrity birthday list printed and handed to me from our runner.
Okay, from down on the Dolphins sideline. No one that worked here.
No one's ever run us one thing. I am amazed. We're alone
in this building. It's like, is COVID back? Am I missing some
them? Are we even on the air, Kevin? Is there any confirmation?
Danny and Mike and of course we have JJ and I have a story
about a restaurant that we've all been to, a place we've all spent time
at. In fact, some of us might look up on this place very
fondly, and it's time for them to be annihilated because they've made a decision
that I disagree with vially. Chuck E. Cheese has announced that we're moving
its animatronic bands at all locations except for one in California. This announcement comes
three weeks after the release of Five Nights at Freddy's the music the movie that
was based on the video game or security Guard tries to survive for five Nights
and Chuck E Cheese type place, was it over Christmas? Why was he
in there five nights? When Chuck E. Cheese didn't open play the video
he saw it, I don't think it was like a five night I wasn't
counting days. It's called five nights, I know, I wasn't. I
don't know how many days. I wasn't counting the days that he was doing
Security Guard there. Well, let's assume it's because of the title. Why
would they be closed? Is that your question? Was it over Christmas?
But even then must have been look or maybe like repairs. I'm going to
plot details in the movie. Yes, Oh no, it's been shut down
for years. That's what the whole thing is. So the yeah, the
owner of the building, he just wants he can't let it go. It
has been close. It's like the eighties love it and so yeah, good
times. I told you just to imagine Chucky Cheese. If that would have
happened, all the animatronics come to light. Okay, so they're getting rid
of the band. So they're getting rid of the bands. They already did
this. Now, well they have it at some locations. They have like
and it's not awesome. What about but this is a like, this is
a clean cut. Now we're getting rid of all of them, at all
of them because of five nights at Freddy's. And I'm like, the video
games existed for years. You have morons. You think this is why they're
doing it. No, they're using it as a reason to do it,
are they Actually they say that they're gonna just making new enhancements. They're gonna
have a state of the art interactive dance floor. Seven year olds don't need
a dance floor, okay, they don't need that. A giant video wall
and screens. Oh there's we're already overscreened. As kids. The most popular
kid folks are kid games and new trampoline zones. Sounds like an insurance risk.
If you ask me, why don't you let much Is and much of
his Make Believe band play their damn songs because it's awesome. Have you been
Chuck, No, he's not been there in forty years. Yeah, he
doesn't care about this. I do care about this. The last time you
were inside, it's the last time you were inside of Charles Entertainment Cheese.
I haven't been in a long time because I'm an adult. Okay, well,
yeah, you love it so much. How many times do you just
just stop, buy and get a pizza to go Chucky Cheese and a beer?
Yeah, they hear a beer. Play the claw the way the parents
are going to stay sickond Play the claw can get you a new couchhe ball.
I don't think you care about this as much. I think this is
all performative as radio nonsense. Chucky Cheese also announced it has more plans to
quote celebrate it's nostalgia with fans and offer more entertainment for new guests. Expect
more exciting announcements leading up to the brand's fiftieth anniversary in twenty twenty seven.
Expect more stuff in twenty twenty seven coming up next. Expect more stuff in
twenty twenty seven. Imagine me teasing the next segment's coming up in four years.
They deserve to be eradicated. At this point, screw Him started putting
traveling band members like Pasqually the Pizza Chef out of business. Munch was a
talented keyboard player. You remember their names? No, he just looked him
up exactly. I didn't look him up. This is an important story to
me. Jasper's the dog the pizza Man should write a very angry letter to
the So there's a thing that happened months ago. Steve's sister actually wrote this
Steve strip Mall Steve of the show You'll give one of the shows strip Mall
Steve. His sister writes for John Oliver, and she did a very big
piece on the history of Yucky Cheese when I turned into Billy Bob's and Why,
and it's maybe the most incredible thirty minutes television I've ever seen in my
life. And I think effing sucks that they're getting rid of the animatronic bands
and using a movie that came out that's not even good. Can I advocate
not using the movie? Can I advocate for chuck e cheese may I yeah,
Devil's advocates, we do need Here's the thing, these things have been
in various states of disarray for decades. They're probably incredibly difficult to maintain.
These are from the eighties. You know, it's an archaic mechanism to get
these things to move and sync up. Can you imagine it's like probably trying
to keep an old projector from the the forties up and running. You're always
having it breakdown, or an old car and I know, projector, it's
just you do. It's cost effective for them just to switch to something all
digital. Kids probably don't care about seeing to they can playing air guitarring,
you know, age folk, you're telling me four or five, like,
what's the last year that a kid would be captivated by the dancing by the
bear with the cymbals. You're telling me that they wouldn't go buck wild if
they saw that. They would be seeing it for the first time. You're
thinking about this is like things of the New Age and stuff. They would
be seeing something like that for the first time the same way we did when
we were kids. All right, meat nuts, how many times have you
been to a chucky cheese where the damn's curtains closed and it says bands getting
repaired every other time I went to a Chucky Cheese when I was a kid.
The son of a bitch wasn't work in it anyway. So look,
just get rid of them. Put in some screens. You can still play
Whack a Mole and Star Wars or whatever you know, ballpit crap you can
do outside of their average pizza. You had a bad Chucky Cheese, I
didn't, and you went to Abilene. It's probably the same one you went
to, which is the one in which Tall falls. Okay, that's a
big problem because that's closer to Oklahoma, and we all know what happens when
you get closer to Oklahoma. Gambling, gambling. I'm not gonna gamble with
my children's lives with a faulty drummer that's gonna fling a stick across the floor
of chuck E Cheese and lodge into my kid's eye socket. No that's what
you want, Kevin, Yeah, Kevin hates children. These kids with eye
patches everywhere running around. Those are the good days. Though they used to
also have all their songs were not like they would really send a message and
like they weren't scared of like getting canceled and stuff. You know, they
tell you what you needed to know. You think, oh, I know,
I know. You see these lyric sheets from some of these songs in
the past, haven't you. No. Maybe we'll get to that tomorrow.
Oohmgration, Maybe we should wait until twenty twenty evan to get to that.
Yeah, hey man, hey, go a hey, animatronics go away.
We got trampolines. Okay, they want to You want to wipe your kids
out? You want your kids tired, interactive dance floor where you have to
run around to the color. I match the watermelon. The watermelon. Oh
that's cherries. Match the two cherries. Run over there, touch that.
These kids are wiped out and they're asleep within half an hour getting home.
Who's gonna play a song? Just have a DJ? Yes, the press,
play on DJ. Chuck's just gonna hit the song. The Shippy's gonna
work at Chuck E Cheese. Let the band play the song, play the
new scizza. They don't have to get rid of the animatronics. This is
horse ass. I listened to the whole Scissa album last night. You like
it? I did because I realized, you know what, I don't want
to just s on things I don't know. We mock what we do not
understand. I saw I don't want to be that person. I someone agree
with Kevin because of the last song with the Chucky Cheese. I was very
disappointed of what I saw. You have a little nun the nephews and my
nephew had. It was like the first time I've been there in years.
I'm excited. I was like, oh man, the band yeah, and
then I was like this. It's like they're like they do like the Chucky
dance, like well in your ears. They're like, what is this?
Bring out the band Chucky? Want solo? The girl, this is whack.
He's a woman. Show mid sucks. No, cap don't do that.
Let's not do anything. I started it, but I don't want to
do it, okay, because you're the wrizzler.