WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.080 --> 00:00:12.039 This is the Downbeat on ninety seven to one the Freak. At eight o'clock, 2 00:00:12.599 --> 00:00:16.280 we'll discuss a couple of things, including the most cringey TV show out 3 00:00:16.640 --> 00:00:19.280 just dropped. We'll tell you a little bit about that and maybe what your 4 00:00:19.320 --> 00:00:24.440 palette in case you have the balls to attempt the Curse'll tell you about that 5 00:00:24.440 --> 00:00:27.679 at eight o'clock. Also may have a bit of a resurgence and something. 6 00:00:27.760 --> 00:00:31.760 Danny's got some big stuff at Dingo's Morning News. I'm liking a lot of 7 00:00:31.800 --> 00:00:35.079 your headlines you've put in the document. Some scary stuff in there in the 8 00:00:35.079 --> 00:00:41.840 world of Hollywood, Kevin scary stuff crazy nine o'clock comedian TJ. Miller. 9 00:00:42.240 --> 00:00:46.920 Do you want to remind you? The U Speakeasy has their movie diner tomorrow 10 00:00:47.000 --> 00:00:50.520 night for the Let's Freaking Chill series at the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema. It's at 11 00:00:50.520 --> 00:00:53.479 the Cedars location. You can still at your tickets ninety seven one in the 12 00:00:53.479 --> 00:00:57.679 Freak dot Com just seven dollars, So make sure you get in on that 13 00:00:57.759 --> 00:01:03.000 Tomorrow night diner with this be easy. It'll be the Downbeats a month in 14 00:01:03.039 --> 00:01:08.000 December. We also have MAVs basketball tonight as they're on the road again against 15 00:01:08.040 --> 00:01:14.120 the New Orleans Pelicans. I saw some down the ringer, but he's a 16 00:01:14.200 --> 00:01:15.719 he's a guy that's pretty good. I've seen him a few times before, 17 00:01:17.319 --> 00:01:19.959 and he had the top fifty NBA players or whatever, and he had Luke 18 00:01:21.000 --> 00:01:26.319 at number five right now and Kyrie at number thirty five. Are we mad 19 00:01:26.319 --> 00:01:29.040 about that? No? I think that's great. Right, You'll love to 20 00:01:29.079 --> 00:01:32.920 have two top fifty players. I think, yeah, yeah, I'm happy 21 00:01:32.959 --> 00:01:34.400 with that. Man's right and two and killing it. We'll see if they 22 00:01:34.439 --> 00:01:38.799 keep it up tonight here on ninety seven, when the freak pregame begins at 23 00:01:38.840 --> 00:01:42.799 six thirty, let's do what we do every day at seven thirty. It's 24 00:01:42.840 --> 00:01:53.439 the scuttle Bud. Got a big birthday for you guys, so big that 25 00:01:53.480 --> 00:01:57.159 I'm actually gonna lead with it. Normally I lead with a big story. 26 00:01:57.359 --> 00:02:00.200 Yeah, but let's do birthdays right. This is for me, or for 27 00:02:00.319 --> 00:02:08.919 Danny, for all of us. As I was stumbling through famous birthdays my 28 00:02:09.000 --> 00:02:14.919 website I go to sometimes I have others, but this man is fifty two 29 00:02:15.000 --> 00:02:20.360 today, I'm sorry, fifty three today. He is the one hundred and 30 00:02:20.400 --> 00:02:23.280 eighty one thousand eight hundred and thirty two, So one hundred and eighty one 31 00:02:23.280 --> 00:02:29.639 thousand, eight hundred and thirty two most popular celebrity according to Famous Birthdays. 32 00:02:30.039 --> 00:02:37.639 His before fame, he attended the University of North Texas associated with In twenty 33 00:02:37.639 --> 00:02:42.039 fourteen, he posted for a photo with professional football player Terrence Williams. Is 34 00:02:42.400 --> 00:02:46.159 a gentleman. Ben Rogers is fifty three today. Holy crap, he is 35 00:02:46.319 --> 00:02:52.719 on Famous Birthdays dot com. He really is? Hi, Big Ben? 36 00:02:52.800 --> 00:02:57.960 Is your finger hurt from scrolling? He is the you gonna put it back 37 00:02:58.759 --> 00:03:04.840 your finger? God? He's the thirty fifth most popular scorpio named Ben. 38 00:03:06.000 --> 00:03:13.000 Is that true? Really? Yeah? The thirty fifth most popular scorpio named 39 00:03:13.000 --> 00:03:19.000 Ben up there with Ben Harper and others, which you know, George everybody 40 00:03:19.000 --> 00:03:24.039 George played with Ben Harper for many years. The number fifteenth ranked radio host 41 00:03:24.159 --> 00:03:30.560 born in Texas that's on this list. Birthday is today. It makes more 42 00:03:30.599 --> 00:03:35.360 sense, right, named Ben? I know? Just in general, he's 43 00:03:35.360 --> 00:03:38.840 the fifteenth most popular radio host in the state of Texas. Ye. Period. 44 00:03:38.879 --> 00:03:42.960 Do you have Alex Jones' number two? Yeah? You have the list. 45 00:03:43.080 --> 00:03:46.879 Let's see that whole list. Number one is miss Juicy Baby. Do 46 00:03:46.919 --> 00:03:52.719 you know who that is. She was on the Ricky Smiley Morning Show for 47 00:03:52.879 --> 00:03:59.240 years. Elvis Duran, that's a ranger. It does sound like a ranger, 48 00:03:59.280 --> 00:04:01.240 doesn't it. Yeah, I'm not seeing many others on there. Russ 49 00:04:01.319 --> 00:04:06.319 Martin's on there, restingd Is this from Barrett Sports meanion so Famous Birthdays dot 50 00:04:06.360 --> 00:04:13.360 com two and seven. He's the number thirty Scorpio radio host, the number 51 00:04:13.439 --> 00:04:18.399 five ranked person born in Richardson, Texas. Number five. Yeah, behind 52 00:04:18.480 --> 00:04:25.480 chef Eddie Jackson, basketball player Drew Timmy of Gonzaga fa Ye Rock climber Daniel 53 00:04:25.519 --> 00:04:30.680 Woods, and soccer player nien Win Lean Win. Sorry, I mean I've 54 00:04:30.680 --> 00:04:34.480 heard of Ben ben Rogers. Good job. They don't have a photo for 55 00:04:34.519 --> 00:04:42.120 him, so he should submit that at Famous Birthday is dot coffee. Good 56 00:04:42.160 --> 00:04:48.399 job, Ben, Happy birthday. While we're on the Ben trains, there's 57 00:04:48.439 --> 00:04:53.399 always good funny Ben stuff. You can hear that tend to to You're a 58 00:04:53.519 --> 00:04:56.480 ninety seven one the Freak You're home of the Dallas Mavericks and the thirty fifth 59 00:04:56.560 --> 00:05:04.399 rate Scorpio radio host named former Cowboys. T Y Hilton is thirty four and 60 00:05:04.480 --> 00:05:12.040 Kyle Orton forty one. Remember the Kyle Orton days. I remember better than 61 00:05:12.040 --> 00:05:14.560 the t Y Hilton day. Was that one year with tw y Hilton and 62 00:05:14.839 --> 00:05:17.120 yeah last year, yeah, okay, it was wild. The Kyle Orton 63 00:05:17.199 --> 00:05:21.680 thing was like Romo was so hurt he couldn't play Week seventeen. So Kyle 64 00:05:21.800 --> 00:05:25.519 Orton played a win to get in game, and I think he won, 65 00:05:25.600 --> 00:05:28.800 right, I think he did, and then we never saw him again. 66 00:05:29.399 --> 00:05:33.120 He's kind of the Skyler Thompson for you Dolphins reference. I always liked him. 67 00:05:33.519 --> 00:05:36.600 Chip Gains is forty eight, and I've been thinking a lot about Chip 68 00:05:36.639 --> 00:05:42.120 Gains lately, you know, because of something that we'll tell you about at 69 00:05:42.120 --> 00:05:46.759 eight o'clock. Vanessa Bear forty two. That's Saturday Night Live. Patrick Warburton's 70 00:05:46.839 --> 00:05:51.560 fifty nine. All right, who's that? That's a Puddy? Oh that's 71 00:05:51.560 --> 00:05:56.839 Puddy, isn't it. It's Joe from Family Guy. And he was in 72 00:05:56.920 --> 00:06:01.399 Luddy. That's from a Seinfeld Seinfeld, the last Lane's boyfriend. Yes, 73 00:06:01.680 --> 00:06:05.040 and he was in Flea or who's the voice of the Flea of the live 74 00:06:05.079 --> 00:06:10.000 action show The Flea. He's the guy whose eyes are always kind of closed, 75 00:06:10.079 --> 00:06:15.519 they're always kind of squinting, and he whispered talks got great voiceover voice. 76 00:06:15.360 --> 00:06:18.600 Yeah, he's a good looking guy. Is he just doing that character? 77 00:06:18.720 --> 00:06:24.959 Like twenty four to seven? He was also the tick, not the 78 00:06:24.959 --> 00:06:28.519 the tick. Yeah. He's also on a show with David Spade going Rules 79 00:06:28.519 --> 00:06:30.800 of Engagement that wasn't that great, but it was fine. And he's also 80 00:06:31.040 --> 00:06:35.759 what what's the rental car company that he's on? An enterprise or wan? 81 00:06:36.519 --> 00:06:43.040 Yeah? Davis. Yeah, guy, he's the guy in the wheelchair in 82 00:06:43.720 --> 00:06:48.800 Joe Family Guy. Yeah, he's Joe. Travis Barker's forty eight. Travis 83 00:06:48.839 --> 00:06:53.199 Barker the drummer for Blink one two. That is correct, So he's forty 84 00:06:53.199 --> 00:06:58.040 eight. He's forty eight. Courtney is his first non blonde. Okay, 85 00:06:58.680 --> 00:07:04.240 sources like twenty one one Courtney Kardashian. Yeah, like fifty Courtney. Yeah, 86 00:07:04.360 --> 00:07:11.000 she's up forty fifty at least forty forties real, Yeah, who's all? 87 00:07:11.439 --> 00:07:14.839 I think we're in their forties outside of the Jenners. Yeah, must 88 00:07:14.879 --> 00:07:18.360 be thinking of the Jenners. Courtney's forty four. Cortney's forty four. Who's 89 00:07:18.360 --> 00:07:26.680 the oldest Chloe? No? Is she older than Chloe Kim Courtney? Okay, 90 00:07:27.160 --> 00:07:30.839 right, Chloe's thirty nine. Chloe's thirty nine. Yeah, dude, 91 00:07:32.720 --> 00:07:38.519 Courtney is the eldest. Oh, and then Kim's what forty two, something 92 00:07:38.560 --> 00:07:43.480 like that, forty one, forty three, forty three, Yeah, Courtney 93 00:07:43.519 --> 00:07:48.480 than Kim, then Chloe, Nah eitherway, twenty three. Travis Barker Sam 94 00:07:48.959 --> 00:07:54.279 has been thank you for the macaroons twenty two. Those are delicious. They 95 00:07:54.319 --> 00:07:59.839 made them themselves, right. Rev run is fifty nine, round, Kurt 96 00:08:00.040 --> 00:08:05.800 Yellings fifty seven. Oh man, I loved him at a time. Dude, 97 00:08:05.079 --> 00:08:09.439 same here when he was with the Diavingbacks for me, Red Sox for 98 00:08:09.519 --> 00:08:13.319 you, yep. And then that bloody ankle is one of the coolest things 99 00:08:13.360 --> 00:08:16.319 in sports history. That bastard up there, oh working. That dude would 100 00:08:16.439 --> 00:08:20.319 freight train you. He's probably the closest thing like modern Nolan Ryan. We 101 00:08:20.439 --> 00:08:24.720 had him and Randy Johnson together as one. Oh my god, that was 102 00:08:24.800 --> 00:08:28.160 amazing. They just won one, right, yeah, yeah, two thousand 103 00:08:28.160 --> 00:08:33.039 and one. James J. Y Young is seventy four. Stick Stanny Dix, 104 00:08:33.159 --> 00:08:37.519 Yes, the guy that's not Tommy Shaw King Charles the Third is seventy 105 00:08:37.559 --> 00:08:43.039 five with his fat fingers. Happy birthday, Chuck. He has hot dog 106 00:08:43.120 --> 00:08:48.600 fingers. You watch your mouth. I'm saying he does. Look at him, 107 00:08:48.639 --> 00:08:50.960 that's the monarchy. Have you seen his I have not really looked at 108 00:08:50.960 --> 00:08:54.600 his fingers. Look at him. Just google King Charles fingers right now, 109 00:08:54.679 --> 00:08:58.639 do it. It'll take you one second, okay, and you'll go good. 110 00:08:58.679 --> 00:09:03.440 God, you're right. Do you think at auto fills, King Charles? 111 00:09:03.440 --> 00:09:09.240 Oh yeah, fingers is the second thing after age. Really yeah, 112 00:09:09.279 --> 00:09:13.960 they're just real fat. And then it says coronation and hands. Oh he 113 00:09:13.000 --> 00:09:16.679 does have pudgy, little pudgy. Those are hot, those are brought works. 114 00:09:16.720 --> 00:09:20.639 Oh my god, that's not a bad picture. He's gonna die. 115 00:09:22.519 --> 00:09:26.480 Then he's gonna dive having fat fingers. Yea swelly mits, dude, it's 116 00:09:26.679 --> 00:09:31.200 Danny. Swelly mits, Danny. They look like balloons. Like to welcome 117 00:09:31.600 --> 00:09:35.559 the King himself. Oh, it's good to be with you all. I 118 00:09:35.600 --> 00:09:41.000 hope you're enjoying the crown. Dingo. Have you seen my Vienna sausage finger 119 00:09:41.120 --> 00:09:50.159 photos? You can a lovely time. You got fat toes too, got 120 00:09:50.200 --> 00:09:54.799 fat flangies. Tell us a little bit about the diamond factory. King, 121 00:09:54.879 --> 00:09:58.320 How do you even get a ring to fit over one of your fat fingers? 122 00:10:00.000 --> 00:10:01.720 If it couldn't be done. It would have been done at the diamond 123 00:10:01.759 --> 00:10:07.879 factory. So how old is this fart seventy five? Ready to do some 124 00:10:07.039 --> 00:10:13.240 screw it? I'm the key. And how long did that queen is dead? 125 00:10:16.159 --> 00:10:18.519 How long did queen make it? He did want to do something last 126 00:10:18.600 --> 00:10:22.080 year? Did he say that he wanted to be what's your name's tampon? 127 00:10:22.679 --> 00:10:26.960 Oh? Camilla, yeah, Camela, Yeah, Yeah, he's a pervy. 128 00:10:26.000 --> 00:10:31.480 He's a perfect guy. I'm a tempe man. Yeah. She died 129 00:10:31.559 --> 00:10:37.840 last year and made Philip made it to twenty twenty one and he was like 130 00:10:37.960 --> 00:10:41.960 ninety nine. This dude is an expert on the monarchy right now, you 131 00:10:43.000 --> 00:10:46.240 do not mess Well, here's the thing. What I like to do during 132 00:10:46.279 --> 00:10:52.120 the Crown is fact check everything. And they are really good other than moving 133 00:10:52.159 --> 00:10:56.200 a few dates and you know, a little bit of stuff here and there, 134 00:10:56.279 --> 00:11:00.559 but for the most part, it is really historically well preserved. Jason 135 00:11:01.399 --> 00:11:05.279 into the Crown. It's beautiful. He listens to the Crown podcast on the 136 00:11:05.320 --> 00:11:11.639 iHeartRadio. Appened since talking poised by me, King Chuck, He's coming like, 137 00:11:11.720 --> 00:11:16.440 oh lovely. Another crappy British impression from an American skip he's coming to 138 00:11:16.480 --> 00:11:20.360 America this Sunday. Just what game he's going to He's a football game, 139 00:11:22.240 --> 00:11:26.279 Yeah, American football game. He's going to see the Tampa Bay game. 140 00:11:26.879 --> 00:11:31.879 Oh my god, he's trying to Is he working in the Tampon Bay? 141 00:11:33.039 --> 00:11:35.399 Hey, don't shake your head. If you're gonna give me a rim shot, 142 00:11:35.399 --> 00:11:39.000 you rimp shot at me, and then you should. And now she's 143 00:11:39.080 --> 00:11:43.600 laughing because she knows it's kind of good. She's laughing at shelf become accustomed 144 00:11:43.639 --> 00:11:48.200 to this A plus humor? Where is she working? Another show that I'm 145 00:11:48.240 --> 00:11:50.360 not aware of? Bill Farmer's seventy one. He's a voice of goofy old 146 00:11:50.759 --> 00:11:58.399 boy. Added to the list, Danny's impressions slope kind of LEAs a rice 147 00:11:58.480 --> 00:12:01.120 fifty nine. Sure what Schwartz would have been? One hundred and seven? 148 00:12:01.440 --> 00:12:09.720 He created the Baby Buns and Schwartz televisions he did, And oh, Harley 149 00:12:09.720 --> 00:12:15.399 a Wolf is twenty six. She was in Boning the Bookworm? Moving on, 150 00:12:15.759 --> 00:12:18.720 why are you fascinated with that movie? That's a second day in a 151 00:12:18.799 --> 00:12:20.039 row that you mentioned it. I know it's going to be your birthday. 152 00:12:22.039 --> 00:12:26.440 Boning the Bookworm? Is that good? Is it one of your favorites. 153 00:12:26.799 --> 00:12:31.759 I've never seen it. I don't do that stuff. I don't look. 154 00:12:31.799 --> 00:12:33.360 I'm not here trying to clean up all this smut. Oh you're not. 155 00:12:33.480 --> 00:12:37.919 You're a nasty bastard. That's what you are. You're a stinky man, 156 00:12:37.600 --> 00:12:41.840 and you fumble around with your privates like the rest of us. Yeah, 157 00:12:41.039 --> 00:12:46.440 you punch yourself in the crotch. Boning the Bookworm? What is this? 158 00:12:48.440 --> 00:12:56.559 Is this a straight porno or yeah? Yeah, Harley and Wolf. Okay, 159 00:13:00.759 --> 00:13:05.240 somebody just hit control. B I don't know. Bonding the Bookworm was 160 00:13:05.279 --> 00:13:09.279 part of the Pure eighteen collection. Kevin, Kevin, I just dude, 161 00:13:09.320 --> 00:13:13.559 I just got the celebrity birthday list printed and handed to me from our runner. 162 00:13:13.120 --> 00:13:16.440 Okay, from down on the Dolphins sideline. No one that worked here. 163 00:13:18.200 --> 00:13:22.639 No one's ever run us one thing. I am amazed. We're alone 164 00:13:22.679 --> 00:13:26.559 in this building. It's like, is COVID back? Am I missing some 165 00:13:26.639 --> 00:13:31.799 them? Are we even on the air, Kevin? Is there any confirmation? 166 00:13:31.000 --> 00:13:35.360 Danny and Mike and of course we have JJ and I have a story 167 00:13:35.399 --> 00:13:39.080 about a restaurant that we've all been to, a place we've all spent time 168 00:13:39.120 --> 00:13:41.399 at. In fact, some of us might look up on this place very 169 00:13:41.399 --> 00:13:46.559 fondly, and it's time for them to be annihilated because they've made a decision 170 00:13:46.840 --> 00:13:52.759 that I disagree with vially. Chuck E. Cheese has announced that we're moving 171 00:13:52.799 --> 00:14:00.000 its animatronic bands at all locations except for one in California. This announcement comes 172 00:14:00.240 --> 00:14:03.960 three weeks after the release of Five Nights at Freddy's the music the movie that 173 00:14:05.000 --> 00:14:09.360 was based on the video game or security Guard tries to survive for five Nights 174 00:14:09.519 --> 00:14:13.679 and Chuck E Cheese type place, was it over Christmas? Why was he 175 00:14:13.720 --> 00:14:18.159 in there five nights? When Chuck E. Cheese didn't open play the video 176 00:14:18.440 --> 00:14:20.080 he saw it, I don't think it was like a five night I wasn't 177 00:14:20.120 --> 00:14:24.519 counting days. It's called five nights, I know, I wasn't. I 178 00:14:24.519 --> 00:14:26.879 don't know how many days. I wasn't counting the days that he was doing 179 00:14:26.960 --> 00:14:30.840 Security Guard there. Well, let's assume it's because of the title. Why 180 00:14:30.840 --> 00:14:33.000 would they be closed? Is that your question? Was it over Christmas? 181 00:14:33.039 --> 00:14:37.200 But even then must have been look or maybe like repairs. I'm going to 182 00:14:37.279 --> 00:14:41.559 plot details in the movie. Yes, Oh no, it's been shut down 183 00:14:41.559 --> 00:14:43.320 for years. That's what the whole thing is. So the yeah, the 184 00:14:43.360 --> 00:14:48.279 owner of the building, he just wants he can't let it go. It 185 00:14:48.320 --> 00:14:52.000 has been close. It's like the eighties love it and so yeah, good 186 00:14:52.039 --> 00:14:54.279 times. I told you just to imagine Chucky Cheese. If that would have 187 00:14:54.320 --> 00:14:58.159 happened, all the animatronics come to light. Okay, so they're getting rid 188 00:14:58.200 --> 00:15:00.679 of the band. So they're getting rid of the bands. They already did 189 00:15:00.759 --> 00:15:03.600 this. Now, well they have it at some locations. They have like 190 00:15:03.759 --> 00:15:09.240 and it's not awesome. What about but this is a like, this is 191 00:15:09.279 --> 00:15:11.919 a clean cut. Now we're getting rid of all of them, at all 192 00:15:11.919 --> 00:15:15.240 of them because of five nights at Freddy's. And I'm like, the video 193 00:15:15.320 --> 00:15:20.000 games existed for years. You have morons. You think this is why they're 194 00:15:20.000 --> 00:15:24.240 doing it. No, they're using it as a reason to do it, 195 00:15:24.320 --> 00:15:28.720 are they Actually they say that they're gonna just making new enhancements. They're gonna 196 00:15:28.759 --> 00:15:33.360 have a state of the art interactive dance floor. Seven year olds don't need 197 00:15:33.360 --> 00:15:35.879 a dance floor, okay, they don't need that. A giant video wall 198 00:15:35.960 --> 00:15:41.840 and screens. Oh there's we're already overscreened. As kids. The most popular 199 00:15:41.960 --> 00:15:46.120 kid folks are kid games and new trampoline zones. Sounds like an insurance risk. 200 00:15:46.200 --> 00:15:50.080 If you ask me, why don't you let much Is and much of 201 00:15:50.120 --> 00:15:54.000 his Make Believe band play their damn songs because it's awesome. Have you been 202 00:15:54.159 --> 00:15:58.120 Chuck, No, he's not been there in forty years. Yeah, he 203 00:15:58.159 --> 00:16:00.639 doesn't care about this. I do care about this. The last time you 204 00:16:00.639 --> 00:16:04.440 were inside, it's the last time you were inside of Charles Entertainment Cheese. 205 00:16:06.000 --> 00:16:08.960 I haven't been in a long time because I'm an adult. Okay, well, 206 00:16:10.080 --> 00:16:12.120 yeah, you love it so much. How many times do you just 207 00:16:12.039 --> 00:16:17.559 just stop, buy and get a pizza to go Chucky Cheese and a beer? 208 00:16:18.159 --> 00:16:21.399 Yeah, they hear a beer. Play the claw the way the parents 209 00:16:21.399 --> 00:16:26.120 are going to stay sickond Play the claw can get you a new couchhe ball. 210 00:16:26.759 --> 00:16:29.960 I don't think you care about this as much. I think this is 211 00:16:30.000 --> 00:16:36.120 all performative as radio nonsense. Chucky Cheese also announced it has more plans to 212 00:16:36.279 --> 00:16:42.279 quote celebrate it's nostalgia with fans and offer more entertainment for new guests. Expect 213 00:16:42.399 --> 00:16:48.080 more exciting announcements leading up to the brand's fiftieth anniversary in twenty twenty seven. 214 00:16:48.600 --> 00:16:55.879 Expect more stuff in twenty twenty seven coming up next. Expect more stuff in 215 00:16:55.919 --> 00:17:02.360 twenty twenty seven. Imagine me teasing the next segment's coming up in four years. 216 00:17:03.599 --> 00:17:08.920 They deserve to be eradicated. At this point, screw Him started putting 217 00:17:10.720 --> 00:17:18.559 traveling band members like Pasqually the Pizza Chef out of business. Munch was a 218 00:17:18.599 --> 00:17:23.359 talented keyboard player. You remember their names? No, he just looked him 219 00:17:23.440 --> 00:17:29.160 up exactly. I didn't look him up. This is an important story to 220 00:17:29.200 --> 00:17:34.359 me. Jasper's the dog the pizza Man should write a very angry letter to 221 00:17:34.440 --> 00:17:41.799 the So there's a thing that happened months ago. Steve's sister actually wrote this 222 00:17:41.160 --> 00:17:49.440 Steve strip Mall Steve of the show You'll give one of the shows strip Mall 223 00:17:49.519 --> 00:17:56.400 Steve. His sister writes for John Oliver, and she did a very big 224 00:17:56.440 --> 00:18:03.559 piece on the history of Yucky Cheese when I turned into Billy Bob's and Why, 225 00:18:03.240 --> 00:18:07.400 and it's maybe the most incredible thirty minutes television I've ever seen in my 226 00:18:07.559 --> 00:18:12.559 life. And I think effing sucks that they're getting rid of the animatronic bands 227 00:18:14.200 --> 00:18:18.200 and using a movie that came out that's not even good. Can I advocate 228 00:18:18.400 --> 00:18:22.119 not using the movie? Can I advocate for chuck e cheese may I yeah, 229 00:18:22.240 --> 00:18:27.200 Devil's advocates, we do need Here's the thing, these things have been 230 00:18:27.400 --> 00:18:33.559 in various states of disarray for decades. They're probably incredibly difficult to maintain. 231 00:18:34.680 --> 00:18:41.000 These are from the eighties. You know, it's an archaic mechanism to get 232 00:18:41.000 --> 00:18:44.559 these things to move and sync up. Can you imagine it's like probably trying 233 00:18:44.559 --> 00:18:48.400 to keep an old projector from the the forties up and running. You're always 234 00:18:48.400 --> 00:18:52.039 having it breakdown, or an old car and I know, projector, it's 235 00:18:52.079 --> 00:18:56.319 just you do. It's cost effective for them just to switch to something all 236 00:18:56.400 --> 00:19:04.559 digital. Kids probably don't care about seeing to they can playing air guitarring, 237 00:19:04.680 --> 00:19:07.559 you know, age folk, you're telling me four or five, like, 238 00:19:07.599 --> 00:19:12.240 what's the last year that a kid would be captivated by the dancing by the 239 00:19:12.240 --> 00:19:18.039 bear with the cymbals. You're telling me that they wouldn't go buck wild if 240 00:19:18.079 --> 00:19:22.759 they saw that. They would be seeing it for the first time. You're 241 00:19:22.759 --> 00:19:25.640 thinking about this is like things of the New Age and stuff. They would 242 00:19:25.680 --> 00:19:27.920 be seeing something like that for the first time the same way we did when 243 00:19:27.960 --> 00:19:30.680 we were kids. All right, meat nuts, how many times have you 244 00:19:30.720 --> 00:19:36.799 been to a chucky cheese where the damn's curtains closed and it says bands getting 245 00:19:36.839 --> 00:19:40.319 repaired every other time I went to a Chucky Cheese when I was a kid. 246 00:19:40.440 --> 00:19:42.119 The son of a bitch wasn't work in it anyway. So look, 247 00:19:42.200 --> 00:19:45.599 just get rid of them. Put in some screens. You can still play 248 00:19:45.599 --> 00:19:51.400 Whack a Mole and Star Wars or whatever you know, ballpit crap you can 249 00:19:51.440 --> 00:19:55.559 do outside of their average pizza. You had a bad Chucky Cheese, I 250 00:19:55.599 --> 00:19:59.400 didn't, and you went to Abilene. It's probably the same one you went 251 00:19:59.440 --> 00:20:02.400 to, which is the one in which Tall falls. Okay, that's a 252 00:20:02.440 --> 00:20:06.960 big problem because that's closer to Oklahoma, and we all know what happens when 253 00:20:07.000 --> 00:20:11.920 you get closer to Oklahoma. Gambling, gambling. I'm not gonna gamble with 254 00:20:11.920 --> 00:20:18.200 my children's lives with a faulty drummer that's gonna fling a stick across the floor 255 00:20:18.240 --> 00:20:22.119 of chuck E Cheese and lodge into my kid's eye socket. No that's what 256 00:20:22.160 --> 00:20:26.000 you want, Kevin, Yeah, Kevin hates children. These kids with eye 257 00:20:26.000 --> 00:20:32.039 patches everywhere running around. Those are the good days. Though they used to 258 00:20:32.079 --> 00:20:37.839 also have all their songs were not like they would really send a message and 259 00:20:37.880 --> 00:20:41.839 like they weren't scared of like getting canceled and stuff. You know, they 260 00:20:41.839 --> 00:20:45.079 tell you what you needed to know. You think, oh, I know, 261 00:20:47.480 --> 00:20:49.559 I know. You see these lyric sheets from some of these songs in 262 00:20:49.599 --> 00:20:52.480 the past, haven't you. No. Maybe we'll get to that tomorrow. 263 00:20:52.920 --> 00:21:00.920 Oohmgration, Maybe we should wait until twenty twenty evan to get to that. 264 00:21:02.440 --> 00:21:11.240 Yeah, hey man, hey, go a hey, animatronics go away. 265 00:21:11.559 --> 00:21:15.759 We got trampolines. Okay, they want to You want to wipe your kids 266 00:21:15.799 --> 00:21:19.440 out? You want your kids tired, interactive dance floor where you have to 267 00:21:19.519 --> 00:21:23.119 run around to the color. I match the watermelon. The watermelon. Oh 268 00:21:23.160 --> 00:21:26.880 that's cherries. Match the two cherries. Run over there, touch that. 269 00:21:26.200 --> 00:21:30.000 These kids are wiped out and they're asleep within half an hour getting home. 270 00:21:30.039 --> 00:21:33.240 Who's gonna play a song? Just have a DJ? Yes, the press, 271 00:21:33.359 --> 00:21:37.559 play on DJ. Chuck's just gonna hit the song. The Shippy's gonna 272 00:21:37.599 --> 00:21:40.440 work at Chuck E Cheese. Let the band play the song, play the 273 00:21:40.480 --> 00:21:42.359 new scizza. They don't have to get rid of the animatronics. This is 274 00:21:42.519 --> 00:21:47.400 horse ass. I listened to the whole Scissa album last night. You like 275 00:21:47.440 --> 00:21:48.599 it? I did because I realized, you know what, I don't want 276 00:21:48.599 --> 00:21:52.279 to just s on things I don't know. We mock what we do not 277 00:21:52.440 --> 00:21:55.319 understand. I saw I don't want to be that person. I someone agree 278 00:21:55.319 --> 00:21:56.720 with Kevin because of the last song with the Chucky Cheese. I was very 279 00:21:56.720 --> 00:22:00.559 disappointed of what I saw. You have a little nun the nephews and my 280 00:22:00.640 --> 00:22:03.039 nephew had. It was like the first time I've been there in years. 281 00:22:03.119 --> 00:22:06.799 I'm excited. I was like, oh man, the band yeah, and 282 00:22:06.839 --> 00:22:10.759 then I was like this. It's like they're like they do like the Chucky 283 00:22:10.839 --> 00:22:11.400 dance, like well in your ears. They're like, what is this? 284 00:22:11.720 --> 00:22:18.359 Bring out the band Chucky? Want solo? The girl, this is whack. 285 00:22:18.480 --> 00:22:23.720 He's a woman. Show mid sucks. No, cap don't do that. 286 00:22:23.960 --> 00:22:26.920 Let's not do anything. I started it, but I don't want to 287 00:22:26.920 --> 00:22:27.519 do it, okay, because you're the wrizzler.