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of Billboard Bayless, so much more. Another big win for the MAVs.
Jerry's got to do something in a cup. Maybe it's a mouth swab.
Hey help when we're when the news junkies are wrapping up their news junking five
fifty seven, we started singing a new song about Jerry that we can't.
Let's sing on the air what he's gonna do in a cup? He's gonna
do nothing in a cup? Right, and Kevin's had He's in a cup
on a fifty yard line on the Star on the start, if he had
to donate on live TV channel, Let's do this right out the gate coming
on. I like it. I can't believe we're doing this. Okay,
it's Elite Day. We want to do something weird. There's not too many
songs that feature here about Kevin. Kevin, damn it, I gotta do
it. Not too many Leap Day songs. There's three pieces of paper and
a hat. Kevin A selected one, select one, hang on, hang
on, hands don't know, I see it. J J. It's party.
Do we open and we're gonna open right as the song starts. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, who oh yeah, it's me. Oh Jesus rank
it all right, little Special Edition Special Day six o two. Al is
you're randomly out of the video, you idiot? This was rick? Is
it? I get up and nothing gets speed down? You got it,
job, I've seen the toughest around and I know, baby, just tell
you be you you got the wrong with the buchets to get the words feel
I guess you see me down in here. I got my back to get
the rector. But she's frock. Ain't the worst that you see? Can't
you see what I means? Might as well jump jump, but as well,
job, go ahead and chop down? Oh baby, go ahead and
jump? Is there more a lot who hate you? Who said that?
Maybe how you be You say you don't know who You won't know until you
begin the words. Don't get to see me standing in here. I got
my back against the record. But she ain't the worst that you see.
Oh can't you see what I mean? Come on, he might as well
go ahead and jump? Who wrote this might as well? Job? Now,
go ahead and job take it? Kevin, Hey, Hey, Ray
sol Oh god, god, Stappy, I can action missus book game like
that? But now, oh my god, a sense up? Look good,
Eddie got a Eddie got a keyboard for Christmas? All right? Can
we stop the whole song? Oh we leape sleek day. It's late day,
Danny. Every four years you have to do this. It's a weird
carry out the version, dude. It's kind of fun building there. Get
us back home with passion, show everyone, good job get it? Jump,
get in here, go ahead and job lead is there? Jump jump
jump jump jump jump what dumb word? Jump? Absolutely? Oh dude,
why didn't trump? This is jump? Tump trump? Trump? The fuck?
Jump? How about that? Danny? You feel awake now? No,
you're alive now I feel like I have a sore throat. That's not
easy, really, what diamond Dave is not easy. It's harder than I
thought. Oh my god, I didn't jump jump because of leapier. Yeah,
not jumpier leapier. Yeah. I'm sure you guys scoured. I think
this contest was rigged. Was it rigged? We all talked about it right
before. We were like, we're all willing to do it. We were
good. Each picked a piece of three pieces of paper. But Kevio always
loses. That's been a trend to don't believe that he wasn't singing jump like
I just all night. I was just in my mind. The video that
I played of the future last night was kevi O singing Jump. Yeah.
Me too. Yeah, that's why I wasn't regular shocking. Sometimes I like
to let you guys have a little free time, so I'll just you know,
if I get an idea or something, I just run it by the
house rather than going here goes. But as an idea actually wrote down months
ago for whatever reason. Her response, well, not that one, but
her response was why do you want to do another bet? You always lose
them all. I was like, you know what, that's a fair point.
But I will say that the Masked Singer draft is something that I know
the loser, but everyone watches it, and everyone watches it. I don't
care. I don't know. I have any idea would be on that show.
That's the point of it. It's always c listers. Please don't put
put that on us to have to watch that. You have to watch about
it updates like you just find online. I'll track it. You don't have
to do anything but draft ten people, or you could draft what animal they
might dress that past food. I'll take food. Yeah, because on the
finals that the bet PAF is the loser, whereas the least. It's just
like the SNL draft. That's the mass singer draft. The loser has to
wear whatever the costume is in the finals, good work for a day.
We have to. If it's a parakeet, you gotta be a parakeet.
If it's a cucumber, you have to be it and just do your best
to dress as a parakeet. Yeah, because those costumes like expensive. Oh
my god. Yeah. Yeah. It'nate definitely a diet version of it.
But because it's it's totally random, there's no strategy. You can you know,
with the S and L draft, you can have a little stategy.
Who's got a new album coming out? Who's got a movie coming out?
Like Sidney Swingey? Is this this week's host? You know? Casey Muskirt's
got an album coming out? Makes sense? Yeah? With the mass singer,
it's what celebrities are out of work right now and have been for a
while. How many horny dudes that haven't watched Saturday Night Live in thirty years
or tuning in this weekend for that double bill? You know? WHOA She's
great? Who is it Sidney Swinging? And who Casey Musgraves? There's a
little fireball or isamic duo? There? Can I say something? As a
guy who looks that he would live under a bridge? She is hot.
No one's denying that Sidney Swingy is hot. But the absolute quickness for her
to be anointed one of the hottest chicks ever, which is happening right now
boobs and ass hot hot hot, Yeah, I think it's her uh willingness
to do whatever and you follow the top, yeah, you know, because
she I think she's a little unorthodox looking in a hot way, you know,
but she's not like perfectly traditionally hot. I don't think he's got kind
of a unique look, but I agree with you there you know, yeah,
yes, she's not like a glamour model type. She's fairly girl next
door and until you put her in a tank top and then all bets are
off. But I don't look at those things. I don't see women that
way. Mikey this said, they looks like a dead heat and a Zeppelin
race before we come on the air. Whereas the Hammer used to put it
looks like two bald headed midgets wrestling. Oh my gosh, but we don't
say that word. We don't either, changed so much to become a slur.
What do you say, challenged guys shaving shorn? Yeah, optionally shaven.
But I'm offended. I can't say bald Danny Bayliss Okay, okay,
baldy all it works. That's like the hard the hard Why you can't use
a hard why step cony, buddy, baldy Buddy's okay, buddy, Yeah,
but you chose to be completely bald. You could have it all that
look like that guy, I could have it all. I'm serious if you
like threw that out for a year, like you're the hair that you've been,
that that Jesus has blessed you with on this planet. If you threw
it out for a year, which would probably be about four to six inches
long, it would be the meathead from all in the family that style.
It wouldn't even be that much. It'd be amazing. Okay, you're like
Jesus, you get me. It would be amazing. I will say I'd
be the only person in America with that look. No, you wouldn't.
No one wrong rocks even that look. Yeah, they do with that,
just the the strap of hair. Yeah, I mean grandparents do. Yeah,
No one you that you see on even a photo or television keep trying
the volume down on it. So doesn't Larry David kind of have that?
But he just he's missing the strap. He's just it's chrome on top and
then the thing around the side, you know. Yeah, yeah, And
he's a rarity for that. Yeah. And he's looked exactly the same for
twenty years. When Larry David's friends died, I know, at eight thirty,
poor Richard. Well, if my plan goes properly, you may see
that look on your television screens this summer. Okay, you do you want
to disclose this? I don't know if I can. My friends at CBS
want me to man, you got a contact, you had a contact pr
man. Yeah, it's a big deal. All right, you're not willing
to discuss it, then let's just move on there. Yeah, okay,
okay, j J greaman audiop please, fine, please, we'll press HI
moment. Let's activate the randomizer. I'm still going what we do? Was
he surprised it's you? You knew it was gonna stop. Yeah. I
got an email from a listener, Na May Andrew, and I wanted to
read this to you guys. And he also posted in his email where he
would and put down his vote ninety seven one of the freak signs, all
right, and the locations he also listed them. It's so good, dear
mister fun tweets. Here are the pictures of the signs that did already post
them, but I didn't know. Okay, uh, these are the legit
good spots signs. I have one more sign left that will be sent your
way, but the last is going to be a total radio bit and honestly
one of those things that will have zero payoff. I will send it to
it during your show today at nine am. Okay, you'll understand why the
delay after I sent it I'm like, is he climbing a water tower?
I don't know, Please don't. Now Here are the fore signed four places
you put him Danny might know. This is the l z odom Athletic Center
in Arlington, the Belknap in Florence, and downtown at Fort Worth, a
corner of one ninety eight twenty in Lakeworth. Hell yeah, and then right
on three eighty next to the Shell gas station and Runaway Bay. Damn what
to spread? He was spreading it, which is great. That's an eight
fellow right there. There's been a lot of people discourse on line. People
are like, well, I'm gonna go steal one. I'm like, don't
steal it. Take it if you want to take it from an election location
and then repurpose it to another sure polling location. Now that's maximum reach.
These signs are vote ninety seven won, the freak signs that we had made,
we meaning Kevin, and we gave one hundred of them out to our
listeners the other day, and we want people to just put them at their
polling stations, put them in their yards like wherever. Yeah, take a
picture, free setting. I thank you. And you've got four of them.
Four cool locations. Yes, also, and a fifth coming today in
the last hour of our show. Any tease you this fifth location? Yes,
and he says, oh, you'll see this one will not garner any
new listeners, I assure, Oh, but my mind is open. Where
is this going? I kind of have a feeling of where it might be
going. Maybe near the American Airlines. Yeah, maybe on somebody's car.
All that being said, there's no need to include me in the selection of
the winners. Just wants to do his part. I'm just happy to spread
the word of this dumb station and be a part of it in some minuscule
way. I would just monkey up the winter process. Number one, none
of my darned friends would want to get up at four point thirty to drive
to hang out his studio with me, and you offer four hours. I
don't need the money. There are other people in way more need than me.
I would want you to just donate it to the Terrant Food Bank or
a charity of the Downbeach Choosing or a car wash monthly pass for Danny Okay
to take kid too. It's gonna end up tape to the windshield of a
classic BMW over by American Airlines Midnight Blue three said, I would recommend to
choose the tape. I would recommend to choose the hottest chicken her friends.
Maybe Danny can find a date out of this. Okay, you should see
the last picture by nine am. Hopefully, don't worry. It won't be
a dog pick or anything like that. Okay, there you go, all
right, And a lot of people have post us all how many of you
received so far? Photos. It's gonna be hard to track down because they're
all kind of posting them at different places. I have seen on Twitter,
quite a few on Twitter. Actually, a buddy of mine who works at
a and it works at a music station. It's not an iHeart station,
but he sent me a selfie yesterday with the sign of the background thumbs up.
Yeah. It was like a little sweet dude. He's wearing a jacket
of the company that he works for, the big thing and that I was
like, all right, he saw it. So people are seeing these things.
I mean, it's not that different than people will post pictures of the
billboards when they were up for one month and taken down, you know,
but like, yeah, that's a little something. I don't know. I
love it. If it helps. I don't know. I think theoretically does
help if a billboard helps. I mean, I wonder what the stats are
on a billboard on like the toll way or billboard sales are very right now?
Really, yes? Are you serious? Why do you know that?
Because of politics? I have people who know things in that world and you
feel like that, you know? I mean I I asked her to do
a little research project for me on vague both of you today, I've got
somebody that knows things. Okay, Hooker's secret people, Well tell it secret
people for secret men. People listening don't want secrets there truth, We want
transparency. Well, yeah, I don't know. I told you what it
is. You didn't. Billboards are crushing it. What do you want?
And you know this because I know people on the end. So what did
you have a guess as to what it costs to get a billboard a highly
visible and how do the prices fluctuate? I don't know. I just know
that they're doing well right now and people are buying them, They're snatching them
up. Why are you protecting the billboard deep throat and formant secret information about
the success of billboards? Man, don't say deep throat, dude, you
can say deep in this case, why not? I know what, let's
activate damn it. I randomized. Danny, Mike and I played pickleball the
other day. Yes, you did, and you know what I kind of
in now you are, I'm gonna buy the stuff. You didn't see him
all that passionate while we were playing. He's gonna buy the stuff. He
did seem happy. I had a beer in my hand and I just woke
up from a nap. We did play pickleball with a I p A in
our left hands. It was a half ours. Kevin is pathetic. Don't
buy the stuff. I'm not gonna buy the sting. If you bought the
stuff, this would end up in probably less than two weeks. It would
be the the bowflex of remote athletic equipment. Yeah, with all your winter
clothing just sitting on top of a single pickleball paddle, you will be craigslisting
the f out of that stuff in about a month if you buy it.
You need this stuff, dude. You can't use the damn loaner racket,
and you need the shorts and the shirt and the headband. There were four
salespeople playing a highly competitive game two v two across the way from us and
yelling it was Alex that was out. Yeah, it was crazy, And
meanwhile me and Mike beer in hand looked like the King of the Hill character.
It's just kind of bop, just feeling it out and struggling to get
a good volley going because it is nuts. How weird it is to adjust,
Like you get used to playing table tennis. Easy tennis is pretty easy
to get a handle on. I found it difficult with that ball, the
actual pickle balls espeically a whiffle ball, to gauge the the like how hard
you hit it because you want to kind of keep it for a volleying situation.
I was trying to keep it at Mike's waist level. You know.
It was just kind of hard to do that, and it's windy, it
was. It was challenge challenging thought. I was trying to gauge how hard
you could hit it and it still wouldn't go out. You could hit the
damn thing really hard and it wouldn't go out the back over the back line.
So it's oversized ping pong paddles and a whiffle ball, yes, basically
miniature tennis and can the ball ever hit the ground like tennis? I think
it's yeah, I think I think it's one hot Okay, it doesn't bounce
more than about once anyway, can make it spin like crazy? Yeah,
you could do good. I noticed back spin could be a big player.
It was, it was, it was fun. I have fun. I
liked it. I can see how it's a nice little middle ground for I
don't want to bust my ass playing tennis for an hour. It looks ideal
too V two Oh yeah, then you don't barely have to do anything.
Yeah, but like we invent sports is like I like that sport, but
get anything far less taxing. Okay, this is good talking sport. I
mean, look, if if table tennis can be an Olympic sport, this
is like kind of elevated table tennis. And I think that it's so popular
that it could be a viable, legitimate sport. The problem is the name.
It's hard to take something serious. Is that has the word pickle in
it? Yeah, Kevin White pickle. I don't know why. I'll ask
my Billboard friend that I live with. You're see, oh yeah, now
it all comes together, uh fifty two million people. I'm sorry, I'm
sorry to thirteen million people tried pickleball last year, thirteen million two, putting
it behind soccer, baseball, tennis, and basketball, so nearly doubled up
flag football, doubled up softball. I mean what, I don't tried it
or tried it, tried it, gave it. You're saying more people played
pickleball in America than tennis last year. No, no, no, no,
no, no, ten million less. But like it's catching up,
and like when you look at the charts of all the sports like going that
way, activities going sideways, pickleball is inclining to what you brought ben new
though for a few years you brought this up. When you know what sport
that in my world is almost nonexistent is the beer league slow pitch softball,
dude, that was going on everywhere in the seventies and eighties. Any any
unused ballfield, little league field, or whatever was always filled with guys wearing
matching shirts that looked like Dick Shale out there just slugging beers and flipping the
ball up there at zero miles an hour. I mean, it's dying.
When I bet not dying, who's playing slow pitch softball. I think a
lot of people. I think, when's the last time you saw one?
I mean, I'm around enough parks in the city, driving around them,
you know, and that have ball fields. I've never when's the last time
you saw a bunch of middle aged dudes out there flinging a slow pitch up
there? Well, I guess I don't. I'm not looking at Maybe I
don't passh ale that many diamonds. Why don't we bring it back? We
start softball league? Slow pitch for men and women and women? Hello,
we have the only person who we know. I don't know who's batting in
the foe hole? How do you think our JJ? And JJ was a
collegiate athlete played played softball right our game? She played fast pitch, like
real, Yeah, I hate stool pitch, really I do. Can't you
just mash the patient at the plate? It's slow pitch? I mean,
then it's gotta be way easier. It's an adjustment. I don't think people
realize it's hard. It's an adjustment. Yeah, when you're used to facing
sixty five to seventy mile an hour pitches and then you gotta go to a
nice little rainbow float it's an adjustment. Dude. We played against were you
in that? We played against the girls college fast pitch fast pitch softball team
and we worked at our previous station. Yep, that was the pros.
Huh. I remember that they did the home run derby, right, uh?
I don't know. We played a game again. It was a home
run derby and that was those that was the professional softball team. Well,
it wasn't harme. We played a real game. Oh yeah, yeah in
the ticket against It was a collegiate team, I thought, and I played
catcher. Oh my god, these girls wing that thing. It was so
scary. We won too, Did we win? Yeah? And it was
close, yep we won. Those are victory from white men. Yeah,
white middle aged men and something good and JJ, you can speak to this.
Isn't it true that because of the distance from the mound to the plate,
that if you extrapolated or do the physics of it, that it looks
like a like a ninety six mile an hour fastball. Yeah, it's only
sixty five something like that from your mound to the plate. Yeah, yeah,
ninety eight Okay, Yeah, I knew that. The gun says sixty
five, but the equivalent because of the distance, it looks like a ninety
eight mile an hour fastball. Yeah, well, don't we have like Jenny
Finch and Kat Osterman like ringing up Albert pooholes or something? We have?
Oh yeah, the example viral videos out there of baseball players facing some of
our olympians. If you were if you were fielding a softball team and we
were the only three draft candidates, what order would you pick us in?
And what kind of game do you think? I just have you'all flip a
coin. We just pick out the hat and somebody says, jump. I've
never seen Kevin play baseball, but he looks like he can mash or any
yelling any varsity teams in high school, I was just football and basketball and
track. In what position did you play again? Third base? Okay,
so you played varsity baseball player. Do you a favor first? First team?
Last? Trust me? First team? Suck at baseball? First team,
no big deal deal? First team? What district ponies? A district
j's in his district? Do you have a trophy? No trophy patch on
my letter jacket. A scarecrow in the outfield and they put a hat on
him and he actually played a scarecrow in the old district. I'm sitting right
here. This is the easiest decision of your life. He's gonna make me
dig up clips during Yeah, of course, what did you play football?
Okay, golf? Well he played Kevin played varsity Donkey baseball. How don't
discount. That's like discounting your state championship. Then if you're gonna I didn't
play in the game, you can discount at all you want. But he
ran out on the field video it's on his Twitter bio state champion. But
you were a big supporter, Danny. You're a big supporter of the team,
so he mattered. I crushed in the regular season. I was a
sophomore. There was no way I was gonna play in the playoffs. I
was that was wasn't that good? We were so good that the B team
got to play a lot because we were always up like forty eight to nothing
at half. Let's have anyone who's a state champion text in today two on
four seven, eight, seven, one nine seven one, tell us what
year, what sport, and your contribution if it was less than Danny Bayless's,
that's even funnier. If you want a legit State Championship. Yes,
today's your day. February twenty ninth Leap Day, Leap Day, and coming
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