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Every final day of February. It's
late day. We're going to talk ConA

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show down feet carry Jane, You're
going to talk ConA show. It's gonna

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be a weird one today. Uh
we We actually do have a serious segment

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of eight then two firefighters who have
history of fighting in wildfires at eight o'clock.

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So we've been following the North Texas
wildfires have been the Panhandle of West

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Texas fire wars. Billboard Bayless back
at nine, a special leap day edition

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of Billboard Bayless, so much more. Another big win for the MAVs.

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Jerry's got to do something in a
cup. Maybe it's a mouth swab.

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Hey help when we're when the news
junkies are wrapping up their news junking five

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fifty seven, we started singing a
new song about Jerry that we can't.

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Let's sing on the air what he's
gonna do in a cup? He's gonna

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do nothing in a cup? Right, and Kevin's had He's in a cup

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on a fifty yard line on the
Star on the start, if he had

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to donate on live TV channel,
Let's do this right out the gate coming

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on. I like it. I
can't believe we're doing this. Okay,

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it's Elite Day. We want to
do something weird. There's not too many

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songs that feature here about Kevin.
Kevin, damn it, I gotta do

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it. Not too many Leap Day
songs. There's three pieces of paper and

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a hat. Kevin A selected one, select one, hang on, hang

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on, hands don't know, I
see it. J J. It's party.

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Do we open and we're gonna open
right as the song starts. Yeah,

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yeah, yeah, who oh yeah, it's me. Oh Jesus rank

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it all right, little Special Edition
Special Day six o two. Al is

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you're randomly out of the video,
you idiot? This was rick? Is

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it? I get up and nothing
gets speed down? You got it,

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job, I've seen the toughest around
and I know, baby, just tell

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you be you you got the wrong
with the buchets to get the words feel

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I guess you see me down in
here. I got my back to get

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the rector. But she's frock.
Ain't the worst that you see? Can't

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you see what I means? Might
as well jump jump, but as well,

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job, go ahead and chop down? Oh baby, go ahead and

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jump? Is there more a lot
who hate you? Who said that?

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Maybe how you be You say you
don't know who You won't know until you

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begin the words. Don't get to
see me standing in here. I got

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my back against the record. But
she ain't the worst that you see.

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Oh can't you see what I mean? Come on, he might as well

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go ahead and jump? Who wrote
this might as well? Job? Now,

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go ahead and job take it?
Kevin, Hey, Hey, Ray

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sol Oh god, god, Stappy, I can action missus book game like

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that? But now, oh my
god, a sense up? Look good,

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Eddie got a Eddie got a keyboard
for Christmas? All right? Can

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we stop the whole song? Oh
we leape sleek day. It's late day,

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Danny. Every four years you have
to do this. It's a weird

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carry out the version, dude.
It's kind of fun building there. Get

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us back home with passion, show
everyone, good job get it? Jump,

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get in here, go ahead and
job lead is there? Jump jump

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jump jump jump jump what dumb word? Jump? Absolutely? Oh dude,

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why didn't trump? This is jump? Tump trump? Trump? The fuck?

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Jump? How about that? Danny? You feel awake now? No,

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you're alive now I feel like I
have a sore throat. That's not

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easy, really, what diamond Dave
is not easy. It's harder than I

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thought. Oh my god, I
didn't jump jump because of leapier. Yeah,

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not jumpier leapier. Yeah. I'm
sure you guys scoured. I think

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this contest was rigged. Was it
rigged? We all talked about it right

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before. We were like, we're
all willing to do it. We were

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good. Each picked a piece of
three pieces of paper. But Kevio always

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loses. That's been a trend to
don't believe that he wasn't singing jump like

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I just all night. I was
just in my mind. The video that

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I played of the future last night
was kevi O singing Jump. Yeah.

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Me too. Yeah, that's why
I wasn't regular shocking. Sometimes I like

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to let you guys have a little
free time, so I'll just you know,

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if I get an idea or something, I just run it by the

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house rather than going here goes.
But as an idea actually wrote down months

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ago for whatever reason. Her response, well, not that one, but

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her response was why do you want
to do another bet? You always lose

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them all. I was like,
you know what, that's a fair point.

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But I will say that the Masked
Singer draft is something that I know

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the loser, but everyone watches it, and everyone watches it. I don't

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care. I don't know. I
have any idea would be on that show.

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That's the point of it. It's
always c listers. Please don't put

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put that on us to have to
watch that. You have to watch about

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it updates like you just find online. I'll track it. You don't have

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to do anything but draft ten people, or you could draft what animal they

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might dress that past food. I'll
take food. Yeah, because on the

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finals that the bet PAF is the
loser, whereas the least. It's just

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like the SNL draft. That's the
mass singer draft. The loser has to

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wear whatever the costume is in the
finals, good work for a day.

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We have to. If it's a
parakeet, you gotta be a parakeet.

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If it's a cucumber, you have
to be it and just do your best

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to dress as a parakeet. Yeah, because those costumes like expensive. Oh

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my god. Yeah. Yeah.
It'nate definitely a diet version of it.

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But because it's it's totally random,
there's no strategy. You can you know,

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with the S and L draft,
you can have a little stategy.

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Who's got a new album coming out? Who's got a movie coming out?

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Like Sidney Swingey? Is this this
week's host? You know? Casey Muskirt's

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got an album coming out? Makes
sense? Yeah? With the mass singer,

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it's what celebrities are out of work
right now and have been for a

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while. How many horny dudes that
haven't watched Saturday Night Live in thirty years

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or tuning in this weekend for that
double bill? You know? WHOA She's

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great? Who is it Sidney Swinging? And who Casey Musgraves? There's a

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little fireball or isamic duo? There? Can I say something? As a

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guy who looks that he would live
under a bridge? She is hot.

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No one's denying that Sidney Swingy is
hot. But the absolute quickness for her

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to be anointed one of the hottest
chicks ever, which is happening right now

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boobs and ass hot hot hot,
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to do whatever and you follow the
top, yeah, you know, because

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she I think she's a little unorthodox
looking in a hot way, you know,

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but she's not like perfectly traditionally hot. I don't think he's got kind

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of a unique look, but I
agree with you there you know, yeah,

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yes, she's not like a glamour
model type. She's fairly girl next

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door and until you put her in
a tank top and then all bets are

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off. But I don't look at
those things. I don't see women that

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way. Mikey this said, they
looks like a dead heat and a Zeppelin

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race before we come on the air. Whereas the Hammer used to put it

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looks like two bald headed midgets wrestling. Oh my gosh, but we don't

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say that word. We don't either, changed so much to become a slur.

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What do you say, challenged guys
shaving shorn? Yeah, optionally shaven.

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But I'm offended. I can't say
bald Danny Bayliss Okay, okay,

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baldy all it works. That's like
the hard the hard Why you can't use

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a hard why step cony, buddy, baldy Buddy's okay, buddy, Yeah,

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but you chose to be completely bald. You could have it all that

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look like that guy, I could
have it all. I'm serious if you

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like threw that out for a year, like you're the hair that you've been,

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that that Jesus has blessed you with
on this planet. If you threw

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it out for a year, which
would probably be about four to six inches

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long, it would be the meathead
from all in the family that style.

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It wouldn't even be that much.
It'd be amazing. Okay, you're like

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Jesus, you get me. It
would be amazing. I will say I'd

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be the only person in America with
that look. No, you wouldn't.

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No one wrong rocks even that look. Yeah, they do with that,

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just the the strap of hair.
Yeah, I mean grandparents do. Yeah,

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No one you that you see on
even a photo or television keep trying

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the volume down on it. So
doesn't Larry David kind of have that?

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But he just he's missing the strap. He's just it's chrome on top and

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then the thing around the side,
you know. Yeah, yeah, And

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he's a rarity for that. Yeah. And he's looked exactly the same for

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twenty years. When Larry David's friends
died, I know, at eight thirty,

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poor Richard. Well, if my
plan goes properly, you may see

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that look on your television screens this
summer. Okay, you do you want

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to disclose this? I don't know
if I can. My friends at CBS

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want me to man, you got
a contact, you had a contact pr

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man. Yeah, it's a big
deal. All right, you're not willing

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to discuss it, then let's just
move on there. Yeah, okay,

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okay, j J greaman audiop please, fine, please, we'll press HI

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moment. Let's activate the randomizer.
I'm still going what we do? Was

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he surprised it's you? You knew
it was gonna stop. Yeah. I

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got an email from a listener,
Na May Andrew, and I wanted to

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read this to you guys. And
he also posted in his email where he

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would and put down his vote ninety
seven one of the freak signs, all

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right, and the locations he also
listed them. It's so good, dear

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mister fun tweets. Here are the
pictures of the signs that did already post

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them, but I didn't know.
Okay, uh, these are the legit

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good spots signs. I have one
more sign left that will be sent your

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way, but the last is going
to be a total radio bit and honestly

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one of those things that will have
zero payoff. I will send it to

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it during your show today at nine
am. Okay, you'll understand why the

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delay after I sent it I'm like, is he climbing a water tower?

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I don't know, Please don't.
Now Here are the fore signed four places

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you put him Danny might know.
This is the l z odom Athletic Center

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in Arlington, the Belknap in Florence, and downtown at Fort Worth, a

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corner of one ninety eight twenty in
Lakeworth. Hell yeah, and then right

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on three eighty next to the Shell
gas station and Runaway Bay. Damn what

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to spread? He was spreading it, which is great. That's an eight

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fellow right there. There's been a
lot of people discourse on line. People

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are like, well, I'm gonna
go steal one. I'm like, don't

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steal it. Take it if you
want to take it from an election location

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and then repurpose it to another sure
polling location. Now that's maximum reach.

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These signs are vote ninety seven won, the freak signs that we had made,

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we meaning Kevin, and we gave
one hundred of them out to our

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listeners the other day, and we
want people to just put them at their

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polling stations, put them in their
yards like wherever. Yeah, take a

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picture, free setting. I thank
you. And you've got four of them.

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Four cool locations. Yes, also, and a fifth coming today in

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the last hour of our show.
Any tease you this fifth location? Yes,

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and he says, oh, you'll
see this one will not garner any

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new listeners, I assure, Oh, but my mind is open. Where

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is this going? I kind of
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going. Maybe near the American Airlines. Yeah, maybe on somebody's car.

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All that being said, there's no
need to include me in the selection of

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the winners. Just wants to do
his part. I'm just happy to spread

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the word of this dumb station and
be a part of it in some minuscule

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way. I would just monkey up
the winter process. Number one, none

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of my darned friends would want to
get up at four point thirty to drive

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to hang out his studio with me, and you offer four hours. I

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don't need the money. There are
other people in way more need than me.

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I would want you to just donate
it to the Terrant Food Bank or

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a charity of the Downbeach Choosing or
a car wash monthly pass for Danny Okay

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to take kid too. It's gonna
end up tape to the windshield of a

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classic BMW over by American Airlines Midnight
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choose the tape. I would recommend
to choose the hottest chicken her friends.

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Maybe Danny can find a date out
of this. Okay, you should see

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the last picture by nine am.
Hopefully, don't worry. It won't be

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a dog pick or anything like that. Okay, there you go, all

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right, And a lot of people
have post us all how many of you

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received so far? Photos. It's
gonna be hard to track down because they're

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all kind of posting them at different
places. I have seen on Twitter,

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quite a few on Twitter. Actually, a buddy of mine who works at

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a and it works at a music
station. It's not an iHeart station,

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but he sent me a selfie yesterday
with the sign of the background thumbs up.

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Yeah. It was like a little
sweet dude. He's wearing a jacket

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of the company that he works for, the big thing and that I was

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like, all right, he saw
it. So people are seeing these things.

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I mean, it's not that different
than people will post pictures of the

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billboards when they were up for one
month and taken down, you know,

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but like, yeah, that's a
little something. I don't know. I

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love it. If it helps.
I don't know. I think theoretically does

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help if a billboard helps. I
mean, I wonder what the stats are

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on a billboard on like the toll
way or billboard sales are very right now?

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Really, yes? Are you serious? Why do you know that?

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Because of politics? I have people
who know things in that world and you

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feel like that, you know?
I mean I I asked her to do

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a little research project for me on
vague both of you today, I've got

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somebody that knows things. Okay,
Hooker's secret people, Well tell it secret

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people for secret men. People listening
don't want secrets there truth, We want

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transparency. Well, yeah, I
don't know. I told you what it

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is. You didn't. Billboards are
crushing it. What do you want?

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And you know this because I know
people on the end. So what did

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you have a guess as to what
it costs to get a billboard a highly

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visible and how do the prices fluctuate? I don't know. I just know

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that they're doing well right now and
people are buying them, They're snatching them

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up. Why are you protecting the
billboard deep throat and formant secret information about

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the success of billboards? Man,
don't say deep throat, dude, you

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can say deep in this case,
why not? I know what, let's

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activate damn it. I randomized.
Danny, Mike and I played pickleball the

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other day. Yes, you did, and you know what I kind of

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in now you are, I'm gonna
buy the stuff. You didn't see him

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all that passionate while we were playing. He's gonna buy the stuff. He

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did seem happy. I had a
beer in my hand and I just woke

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up from a nap. We did
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our left hands. It was a
half ours. Kevin is pathetic. Don't

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buy the stuff. I'm not gonna
buy the sting. If you bought the

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stuff, this would end up in
probably less than two weeks. It would

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be the the bowflex of remote athletic
equipment. Yeah, with all your winter

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clothing just sitting on top of a
single pickleball paddle, you will be craigslisting

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the f out of that stuff in
about a month if you buy it.

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You need this stuff, dude.
You can't use the damn loaner racket,

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and you need the shorts and the
shirt and the headband. There were four

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salespeople playing a highly competitive game two
v two across the way from us and

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yelling it was Alex that was out. Yeah, it was crazy, And

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meanwhile me and Mike beer in hand
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It's just kind of bop, just
feeling it out and struggling to get

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a good volley going because it is
nuts. How weird it is to adjust,

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Like you get used to playing table
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to get a handle on. I
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actual pickle balls espeically a whiffle ball, to gauge the the like how hard

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you hit it because you want to
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I was trying to keep it at
Mike's waist level. You know.

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It was just kind of hard to
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was. It was challenge challenging thought. I was trying to gauge how hard

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you could hit it and it still
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damn thing really hard and it wouldn't
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So it's oversized ping pong paddles and
a whiffle ball, yes, basically

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miniature tennis and can the ball ever
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it's yeah, I think I think
it's one hot Okay, it doesn't bounce

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more than about once anyway, can
make it spin like crazy? Yeah,

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you could do good. I noticed
back spin could be a big player.

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It was, it was, it
was fun. I have fun. I

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liked it. I can see how
it's a nice little middle ground for I

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don't want to bust my ass playing
tennis for an hour. It looks ideal

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too V two Oh yeah, then
you don't barely have to do anything.

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Yeah, but like we invent sports
is like I like that sport, but

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get anything far less taxing. Okay, this is good talking sport. I

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mean, look, if if table
tennis can be an Olympic sport, this

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is like kind of elevated table tennis. And I think that it's so popular

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that it could be a viable,
legitimate sport. The problem is the name.

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It's hard to take something serious.
Is that has the word pickle in

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it? Yeah, Kevin White pickle. I don't know why. I'll ask

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my Billboard friend that I live with. You're see, oh yeah, now

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it all comes together, uh fifty
two million people. I'm sorry, I'm

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sorry to thirteen million people tried pickleball
last year, thirteen million two, putting

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it behind soccer, baseball, tennis, and basketball, so nearly doubled up

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flag football, doubled up softball.
I mean what, I don't tried it

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or tried it, tried it,
gave it. You're saying more people played

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pickleball in America than tennis last year. No, no, no, no,

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no, no, ten million less. But like it's catching up,

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and like when you look at the
charts of all the sports like going that

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way, activities going sideways, pickleball
is inclining to what you brought ben new

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though for a few years you brought
this up. When you know what sport

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that in my world is almost nonexistent
is the beer league slow pitch softball,

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dude, that was going on everywhere
in the seventies and eighties. Any any

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unused ballfield, little league field,
or whatever was always filled with guys wearing

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matching shirts that looked like Dick Shale
out there just slugging beers and flipping the

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ball up there at zero miles an
hour. I mean, it's dying.

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When I bet not dying, who's
playing slow pitch softball. I think a

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lot of people. I think,
when's the last time you saw one?

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I mean, I'm around enough parks
in the city, driving around them,

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you know, and that have ball
fields. I've never when's the last time

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you saw a bunch of middle aged
dudes out there flinging a slow pitch up

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there? Well, I guess I
don't. I'm not looking at Maybe I

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don't passh ale that many diamonds.
Why don't we bring it back? We

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start softball league? Slow pitch for
men and women and women? Hello,

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we have the only person who we
know. I don't know who's batting in

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the foe hole? How do you
think our JJ? And JJ was a

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collegiate athlete played played softball right our
game? She played fast pitch, like

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real, Yeah, I hate stool
pitch, really I do. Can't you

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just mash the patient at the plate? It's slow pitch? I mean,

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then it's gotta be way easier.
It's an adjustment. I don't think people

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realize it's hard. It's an adjustment. Yeah, when you're used to facing

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sixty five to seventy mile an hour
pitches and then you gotta go to a

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nice little rainbow float it's an adjustment. Dude. We played against were you

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in that? We played against the
girls college fast pitch fast pitch softball team

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and we worked at our previous station. Yep, that was the pros.

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Huh. I remember that they did
the home run derby, right, uh?

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I don't know. We played a
game again. It was a home

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run derby and that was those that
was the professional softball team. Well,

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it wasn't harme. We played a
real game. Oh yeah, yeah in

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the ticket against It was a collegiate
team, I thought, and I played

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catcher. Oh my god, these
girls wing that thing. It was so

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scary. We won too, Did
we win? Yeah? And it was

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close, yep we won. Those
are victory from white men. Yeah,

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white middle aged men and something good
and JJ, you can speak to this.

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Isn't it true that because of the
distance from the mound to the plate,

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that if you extrapolated or do the
physics of it, that it looks

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like a like a ninety six mile
an hour fastball. Yeah, it's only

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sixty five something like that from your
mound to the plate. Yeah, yeah,

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ninety eight Okay, Yeah, I
knew that. The gun says sixty

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five, but the equivalent because of
the distance, it looks like a ninety

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eight mile an hour fastball. Yeah, well, don't we have like Jenny

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Finch and Kat Osterman like ringing up
Albert pooholes or something? We have?

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Oh yeah, the example viral videos
out there of baseball players facing some of

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our olympians. If you were if
you were fielding a softball team and we

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were the only three draft candidates,
what order would you pick us in?

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And what kind of game do you
think? I just have you'all flip a

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coin. We just pick out the
hat and somebody says, jump. I've

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never seen Kevin play baseball, but
he looks like he can mash or any

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yelling any varsity teams in high school, I was just football and basketball and

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track. In what position did you
play again? Third base? Okay,

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so you played varsity baseball player.
Do you a favor first? First team?

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Last? Trust me? First team? Suck at baseball? First team,

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no big deal deal? First team? What district ponies? A district

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j's in his district? Do you
have a trophy? No trophy patch on

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my letter jacket. A scarecrow in
the outfield and they put a hat on

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him and he actually played a scarecrow
in the old district. I'm sitting right

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here. This is the easiest decision
of your life. He's gonna make me

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dig up clips during Yeah, of
course, what did you play football?

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Okay, golf? Well he played
Kevin played varsity Donkey baseball. How don't

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discount. That's like discounting your state
championship. Then if you're gonna I didn't

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play in the game, you can
discount at all you want. But he

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ran out on the field video it's
on his Twitter bio state champion. But

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you were a big supporter, Danny. You're a big supporter of the team,

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so he mattered. I crushed in
the regular season. I was a

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sophomore. There was no way I
was gonna play in the playoffs. I

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was that was wasn't that good?
We were so good that the B team

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got to play a lot because we
were always up like forty eight to nothing

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at half. Let's have anyone who's
a state champion text in today two on

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four seven, eight, seven,
one nine seven one, tell us what

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year, what sport, and your
contribution if it was less than Danny Bayless's,

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that's even funnier. If you want
a legit State Championship. Yes,

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