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Hello, and welcome to another episode
of Jeff Jeff's Bizarre Adventure, where Jeff

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Bakola is going to explain why he
doesn't think memes are funny. Yeah,

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I feel like we jumped down Jeff
Bachla's throat a lot, and I think

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it's just time to let him defend
himself. Take it away, Jeff.

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So it's less of defense and more
of just like something I've noticed the last

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like maybe five years or so,
I just don't think many memes on the

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Internet are as funny as they used
to be. Can I can I just

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say? Can I just say this
is that this is in response to me

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sending a meme to the group chat. This was a response to a meme.

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So this feels you didn't make this, but I sent this. I

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curated this meme for this audience,
her best. She was doing her best

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to bring a little joy into our
inter her friends. And it's and I

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turned around on it, which I
am finding that, like sometimes I think

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it's the joke has been lost on
me and I need to like stare at

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it for like a good seconds before
quote you earlier to get it. And

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I don't want to get it.
Oh, I didn't say I don't want

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to get it. John, You're
you're you're putting words in mine. This

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was a Golfield meme that I sent
in response to Jeff telling John how much

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he loved his Godfield video. Yes, I'm just so delighted to even know

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John, let alone share a podcast
there with them. But the longest time,

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we say that that is just how
I am. Ordanically, you should

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know that for the longest time,
Lucy and I spent all of our time

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efforts an ability to try and make
sure Jeff remains reasonably cool on the internet.

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We had a show called you know, the very online Show. We

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helped him stay in touch with everything. The show stopped, and now this

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motherfucker's out here going I don't think
memes are funny on the internet. Yeah,

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he is like aged himself. Like
people who people who who thought that

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he he was like cool are now
going, oh, this is the switch

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Kickstown guy. I see, I
see. Yeah, it's me again coming

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in on my walker, being like
when in my day there was more than

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there was just one cable network.
Listen, listen. I just think that

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I have a tough time sometimes understanding
very like specific, very vertical slice meme

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things where it's like just taking too
much content. And also I just want

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to say, like I came out
of the very online show on the other

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side of that, came out a
much better person, Okay, became much

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much more rounded, cultured person,
well rounded, just like cultural Internet culture

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wise. Right, that's a good
thing. I just think, I just

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think I come into contact with a
good amount of memes where I'm like staring

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at it and I'm either like I
don't get it, or if this is

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the joke, I don't think it's
funny. Lucy did send one in our

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chat with the theme of Garfield.
It's an empty Lasagna dish. At the

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top says Garfield non believers be like
Colon and at the bottom must have been

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the win. Even last time,
I get it, And it's it's funny

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because the point I said, and
the reason the thing I said about John's

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video is the very lasting sort of
thesis of it of being that Garfield is

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nowhere but also everywhere at the same
time, which is like this magic Houdini

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quality about the ipay. So anyway, uh, you're right, Lucy,

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I'm wrong. I'm a dumb old. Idiots said that I'm just stupid,

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you know. It's you gotta be
a bit more introspective and just take Is

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that what it is? It's the
lack of introspection that really bothers me.

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Honestly, Well, I didn't think
we'd land there. Guys, Welcome to

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the therapy. Okay, maybe I
should be laying down. For this podcast

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episode, we are going to recap
another two episodes of I was gonna say

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Jojo, but it's Cowboy Bebop.
The episodes we're gonna be recapping our Bohemian

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Rhapsody and My Funny Valentine, two
of my favorite queen songs. Is My

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Funny Valentine and Queen song Nope,
well one out of a bad right guy

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that means I'm not funny. This
is the guy that thinks means I'm not

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funny. He's like, that's my
favorite song? Is a song? No?

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Did you hear Lucy laughing? Because
I sure did, Tam Baker,

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I've never heard this song before.
Cool, she laughed. The episodes Bohemian

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Rhapsody, What did ever want to
think? I enjoyed both of these.

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I really enjoyed My Funny too.
I enjoyed both. But although I love

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it. I love a chess chess
theme. Yeah yeah, I mean I

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love how Lucy adjust to her glasses
just as she said, chess theme Chess.

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I think this episode really came together
for me in like the last two

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or three. Well, we'll get
to it, but there's a moment in

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this episode where I was like,
oh, it kind of turned into something

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a little more and I like that
a lot. I think Bohemian Rhapsody is

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a very good, like world building
kind of episode in a way. I

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just think there's a lot of fun. I like getting lost in in all

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of the minutia. I like getting
lost in all of like the set dressing

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and the and the gunk of the
world of Cowboy Bebop. And I think

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this episode services that very well,
and that's why I andoyed my time with

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it. Oh Heemian Rhapsody. It
begins with Spike Fate and successfully capturing twenty

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thugs from an astral Gate hijack attempt, but sadly, they cannot collect a

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bounty unless they capture the mastermind behind
the robberies too. You need the full

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set also. These episode recaps up
all from the Cowboy Bebop fandom wiki Thank

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you to those who maintained that.
Appreciate it. So after that, the

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crew returned to the Bebop and they're
all having a moan and Ed is listening,

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and they Ed is asking like if
they got any information, and they

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all reach into their pockets and they
pull out basically the same clue, an

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identical king chest piece, which was
cool. It's well the thing the Pink

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Panther would leave on a glove.
Yeah, that was cool. Pink pant

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Was it a glove or was it
it's like a calling card? Didn't they

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leave a glove? It might it
might be you, bitch, Pink Panther.

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There's nothing wrong with Pink Panther.
Pink Panthers has thirty nine bitch.

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I'm sorry if you if you can't
take it, you cannot dish it.

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Okay, I can leave anything else, Like who else leaves a fucking calling

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god, like, unless you're leaving
a joker or yeah that's not that's not

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that's an invite. What kind of
Batman? Batman? Yeah? Yeah,

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oh yes, Batman leaving his classic
love he leaves a batter angher. I'll

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have you know. Jeff the official
Pink Panther YouTube account has twenty million subscribers.

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What what? And they uploaded a
video four days ago? They are,

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I add, very much if the
Peter Seller's estate refusing to let go.

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Yeah, it's the animation. Yeah, the cartoon. Okay, so

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there's that. Yeah, there's new
Pink Panther cartoons. I caught my kid

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watching one the other day. Something. You caught him red handed. It

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was like turn off and put on
some hockey. Not often real things.

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Too quickly we're talking about the pink. How the fuck does the pink in

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twenty twenty three? How does the
Pink Panther have twenty million followers? I

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don't know, but I found the
next subject to your video? Why is

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every single video a thirty five minute
compilation of Pink Panther? Pink? Okay,

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if the Pink Panther loses his color
enough that you can make a thirty

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five minute compilation, maybe the bit
has been running into the ground. Pink

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Panther goes bowling at thirty five minutes. Guys, without without checking anything,

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They're clicking on anything. What how
many views do you think the most viewed

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video in this channel has, oh
like seventeen million? Okay, let's get

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it let's get some guesses. Jeff, I think one hundred millions. Tam,

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I think it's like fifty million,
Lucy, I'm going to hit in

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the middle. Seventy five, three
hundred and eighty million views. There you

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go on one video? How what
is happening on one video? Tap you

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one video? John, you need
to do it's on the wrong cat.

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I just said you you need to
do a documentary on Like, is Pink

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Panther still like the most relevant cartoon
Panther garth? I just I don't understand

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it, Like I have never heard
anyone. I haven't had had a conversation

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with Pink Panthers since I was like
five. How is it alive on the

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internet. It's not even a good
thumbnail for the three hundred and eighty million

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one. It's just it's it's just
living based off the she you know,

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popularity of Pink Panthers, A musical
it's very relevant now called Pink Panthers.

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She's Pink Panther is very much in
the zeit guy. Still it's like twenty

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videos on here with one hundred million
views. Yeah, I think there's also

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I think we're underestimating the attraction that
young children might have to this franchise.

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I think that. I think it
plays well for kids perhaps, and once

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you know something happens with kids,
forget it. Oh you have a blue

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situation on your hands. Put pink
on that. That was my favorite episode.

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So yeah, this isn't surprising.
I think it's a little higher than

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I would have guessed, but I
don't think it's ultimately surprised. Jeff.

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I think I think it's a kids
thing because there turned off and usually they

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do that for kids channels. There
you go, pink flea. Oh,

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I remember that one. He got
a flea and he had to like shave

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himself and you listen and get rid
of the flea. I do. I'm

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watching a pig panther fuck cowboy.
Yeah you know what pink panther is in

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YouTube kids, which is like a
cut off platform. Mystery solved. That

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doesn't count. Well, there you
go. Your video is going to be

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short. Then yeahn done, done, like and subscribe. There we go.

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That's what I say at the end
of every video. I know.

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I never say that at the end
of any video ever. Look, I

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know, don't you try and fucking
bullshit me? I know, I know,

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very good uh, cowboy bebop.
Wait, Jet Jet has a weird

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beard that I never realized, and
I wanted to say it before I forgot.

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No, of course I realized he
had a beard, but he has

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two sort of like little straps that
come around and almost enter below his eyes,

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like those little thorny boys get real
close to the nose. If you

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even noticed the episodes of this,
yeah, yeah, but we haven't talked

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about the shape of jets beard.
You haven't talked about it because you haven't.

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You haven't noticed it over sixteen episodes. Well, today is the day

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I chose to really pay attention to
it. I don't know, I'm talking

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just kind of. I'm kind of
bothered by this. You you know,

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It's okay. It's a good beard, I would say. The only thing

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is like it's pretty high up on
his cheek, which is which is interesting.

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But as someone who has had hair
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understand it. It's shaped in a
really interesting in an interesting way, but

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way too high. Mm hmm,
yeah, it does tie. It's it's

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a bit tiger, which is cool. What was that I was wondering if

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we rolled past that? Yeah,
let's just keep going he's also doing like

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a little just how a tiger does. Tiger stands up and just goes rank,

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Jeff, you're now you need to
turn down the bedroom energy and turne

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up the work energy. Okay,
okay, got it, Thank you.

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The Gate Corporation is being flooded with
complaints from people who've lost their savings in

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these gate robberies, and so the
Gate Corporation has put out a bounty of

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twelve million woolong on capturing the mastermind, but so far, no one's been

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successful. Fay at one point suggested
that everyone works separately and then collect all

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the money for themselves, but now
she decides that they should pull their resources

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and work together to find the mastermind. The others obviously take their personal like

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and I'm like, oh you you
want it to work alone? Now,

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you flip flopping on that, But
eventually they agree and Jet then lays out

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what he knows, which is the
important part of it is the hijacks were

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all done in the exact same way. Everyone infiltrated. The toll booth attached

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to hacking unit that stole a passing
ship's balance when it paid the gate toll,

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which is pretty clever. Me playing
Cyberpunk twenty seven done the same way.

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Yeah, that's up, girl,
a creature of habit. The unit

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immediately sent the cash credits over to
a secure link to a bank on Europa,

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and there the money was electronically launded
in a way that can't be traced.

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And then all of the hijackers were
caught in the act, but none

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of them actually had anything in common. That's everything he knows. Fay says

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that one of the hijackers she caught
was following the instructions from a manual he'd

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found on a website that's no longer
around, so basically the how to rob

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a bank's style menu. Spike learns
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Pika who knew precisely how the gate
system worked, and then Spike thought the

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Gate Corporation knew what was going on
but didn't want to talk about it.

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Meanwhile, Edie is just kind of
like pissing about with some cables and electrocutes

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herself and it's like, shit,
I'm electrocutes just flopping around there. Can

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we take the temperature on how we
all feeling a lot of noises? I'm

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a fan, I I like it. She's great, Lucy tim I like

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it a lot more. In this
episode, I like Japanese said, I

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don't like English head. Okay,
yeah I should. Okay, that's interesting.

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I need to go hear what Japanese
head sounds like. Yeah, there's

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a little more tonal variety in Japanese
head. Ed is playing with some cables

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electrocutes herself. She's not dead though, thankfully. She She's just been hooking

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up her e chessboard, which is
pretty dangerous. It seems she grabs all

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the chest pieces from them and uses
it to connect to an opponent who date

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I was stored on the chip.
This opponent is called chess Master Hex,

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which is a pretty good name.
Have you got any call nicknames anyone?

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Not as code names? Super?
There you go. That's a handle you've

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had since before your rise the internet? Do you give you it was expressed?

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It was created purely for the YouTube
channel? Did you give yourself that

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to? Just? Sure? Not
really a nickname? I got given a

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nickname the other day. Actually it
was not good. Well, now we

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must know it must no longer be
a secret. You cannot just put that

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information out there and not follow up. What is it? We were flying

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back from l A and we're going
through uh, you know, the little

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security line before you go and put
your Yes, we've all been on planes.

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What do you mean you entered?
You and see Lucy's laughing because she

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gets it. She gets it.
Great podcasting, It is this funny.

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I would love to see Jeff at
like a stand up show. Just set

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up aloud, get to the punchline, say the punchline. You had entered.

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You had entered a part of that
story where you were about to explain

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what a TSA security line was.
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Jeff here to edit our conversations for
us. I couldn't. Lucy, that's

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the hardest you're gonna laugh to that? Okay, Yeah, anyway, I'm

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glad. I So we're about to
go through TSA security. They look at

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my boarding pass, wave me through
as in the world just goes what did

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she say? All right? Jet
Blue? Yeah? What what She's like?

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Move along? Jet Blue? And
I was like, what the fuck?

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What does that mean? I have
no idea? Yeah, we were

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flying jet Blue, but like I
was the only one she said that to

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no one else, And Lucy was
on the same flight with the same airline

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a second before me. You know
what the difference was. No, you

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were wearing a blue shirt. You're
wearing the blue Jump. Okay, so

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weird Jet Blue? Did I ever
tell you guys? I find it funny

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enough the character in this show is
called Jet Black, So yeah, there

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is that connection because every tell you
guys about how I got the nickname Joho,

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and that was a nickname given to
me by the country of Japan.

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Joo. No, because you like
Japanese the Japanese dentist Japanese DS story story

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for another day, but let's just
you can't just put that out there and

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then just yeah, it's a long
one. Lucy, it's a long one.

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And crazy here we'll call you Joho. Is that what you want to

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jo? People do? My dad
does, oh, oh wow, this

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is a family nickname. Learning a
lot interesting. She doesn't believe that.

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Ed doesn't believe that is related to
what they're talking about. But Jet is

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like, yeah, just play the
opponent, let's see what happens. Meanwhile,

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on the other end, an old
man receives a new game invite and

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is now interested in playing. Jet
goes to the Gate Corporation headquarters and asked

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us to see the CEO. But
on the way and he meets Jonathan,

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an old friend and a fellow bounty
hunter. As he's leaving, Jet kind

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of gives him a bit of grief
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and Jonathan wants Jet that the bounty
is way more difficult than it appears.

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While he's meeting with the CEO,
Jet starts to light a cigarette and

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he's like, and the persons like
smoking here, so he puts it out.

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He doesn't put it out, does
carry on smoking smoking? Round?

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No? He puts it out in
a planter. Oh yeah, yeah,

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but yeah, And then he basically
says that he knows that the Gate Corporation

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is hiding something, and then he
chucks the chess piece at the CEO and

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said that these attacks were planned in
advance. The CEO refuses to respond to

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his questions and he just says that
you should focus on catching the bounty and

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basically hasn't been squirted out. While
they're waiting for the ship to be returned,

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Jet turns on a listening device that
it connects to a micro that connects

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to a microphone cigarette that he put
in the CEO's office. Which is some

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of the most clever bug placement I've
ever like, that's great. I've never

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seen that before. Yeah, I've
never seen a single James Bond movie.

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I was just gonna say, that
is some James Bond shit that I like.

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I don't think everything in a cigarette, but they hold on the cigarette

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just long enough that you're like,
like, I thought, oh, Jet's

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like kind of he's giving a little
sas to this guy, and I didn't

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think any more about it than that, and then it's like, shit,

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that's so good, so smart.
I loved it. Oh my gosh,

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Yeah, it's very clever. So
sorry, that's my space. Okay.

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So he learns that the Mastermind is
named Chess Master. Hectx this is the

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first instance of them saying the name, and so does Jonathan because Jonathan is

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hiding nearby and listening. Hex continues
to play with Ed in that chess match,

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and Spike and Fay are taking a
look at the chess pieces and only

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can find chess data in there.
Jet radios in with the information that he's

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gathered on the Mastermind, and Ed
is still playing the chess game. At

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one point, she thinks that she's
got checkmate and instead takes Hext's rook,

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which is which is very exciting for
chess Master. Hexts he's just having a

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great time and where He's like,
this person is either a genie total idiot.

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Yeah yeah, Spikes begins to read
the bi on chess Master Hex,

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which goes Chess Master. Heck's estimated
to be ninety eight years old, a

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programmer that had been dubbed a genius
from his teens. In the Cosmos Net

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chess tournaments, he held the champions
seat for decades. He applied his intellect

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Hyperspace Gate project, joining the program
at thirty years of age. He eventually

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developed the central control system that all
gates used to this day. But after

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that he started to have doubts.
He said that the design had defects and

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the gates shouldn't be built yet,
and he's as he wanted to run more

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tests, but they fired him and
built the gates anywhere anyway, and he's

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been missing for fifty years. Yeah. I love that. I love the

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little trip that memory lane, like
you learn everything you need to know.

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I just like And it's funny because
I don't like reading the little journal notes

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in video games. I don't,
but this is exactly what that is.

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So I don't know. I can't
explain why, but I really love these

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little tidbits, you know, narration, you get to like little folk those

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of them as well, which are
really well drawn and expressive. Yeah.

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To experience more of this kind of
information if you read the stuff in video

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games and listen to audio logs.
Mm hmm, that's true. I prefer

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audio lot. Read the I am
descriptions. Thank you for making that.

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You welcome. The tries to get
adds attention, but it is too busy

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playing the game, and at one
point even does like a cat like kiss

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at her as she tries to grab
Jeff. Jeff, can we get like

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a can we get the cat noise? I was good? Yeah, and

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then for folks at home he did
the little cat poor thing too, So

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yeah, of course the same part
as the tiger. Can we get the

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other? Can we get the other
cat noise that you did the I did

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a gentle tiger. It doesn't get
very bad, yeah, because fucking I,

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because you know how I feel about
cats, and you know, like,

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yeah, I love them. There's
nothing to death. Uh. Spike

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mentions his name, and surprisingly Ed
says that she's playing with chess master Hex

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in her e chess game. I'm
playing that fool, that fool right here.

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This lets Jet track Hex to his
location through the game, and it's

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a large junk yard full of red
ships and spare parts from astral gates.

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That's good consistency there. Yeah.
Yeah. Spike and Fay suit up and

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they take their ships out to explore, and eventually they pick a spot and

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enter on foot into that area,
which surprisingly has oxygen, which means there's

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people about. Meanwhile, Jonathan has
been following behind the Bebop discreetly, fucking

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Jonathan. Oh, this guy.
Never trust anyone named Jonathan. Well that's

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my no one here names I agree. No, we got John. My

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brother is a John. Don't trust
that. I don't. He's video links

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to Jet and tells him that he's
got a good he's got a score to

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settle with Hex, which is why
he's muscling in on this. Jonathan blasts

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the Bebop and disables it and then
flies off towards the Bohemian junk Keep.

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In the junk Keep, Spike and
Fay used locating devices to track the signal

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of Hex's E chess connection. They
find a surprising environment of cats, dogs,

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plants, flowers, sleeping bums,
and flock of birds in a community

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of bohemians living among the wretches.
One of them says something that I found

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really funny. I can't remember the
exact word, but he's like, yes,

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it's like a hippie ye, Like
it's like a chill out dude,

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or like it's going to be a
chill or At the end he's like,

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and it's cool for my wallet too, and what Yeah, it was.

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It was. It was strange,
very weird. He's like high as fuck.

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Spike and Fay finally find HETX and
they blast their way into Hext's room

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and confront him, only to learn
that he is a snow old man.

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How is that as a twist?
I don't think there's really a twist.

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That kind of assumed that a little
bit. He thought he was a senile

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old man when he's like playing chess
at such a high level. Yeah,

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time, Like, I think it
is a bit of a twist because like

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you don't know what his deal is
and then it's like, oh wow,

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like he's he's not really there anymore. He's not the person that instigated this

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crime. I think when they first
introduce him as he's playing the game of

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chess, you are led to believe
that he is this sort of like lucid

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chess master, shadowy figure guy.
I don't know what it is, but

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I think when the reveal that he
is senile occurs, something else has happened

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in the narrative pacing of this episode, where like I believed it very easily

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and was not shocked by it.
So I can't really explain. I just

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don't think the reveal was that much
of a reveal rather or twist, rather

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than just they sort of like,
you know, a continuation of of where

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things were going. I kind of
don't. I kind of wish he wasn't,

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I think, But again, obviously
the way they've written this story,

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he has to be. You wanted
an evil mastermind. I wanted some sort

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of more you know, interesting lore
to follow up the fact that there was

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something cool about someone who's ninety eight
and is still like a nefarious, you

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know, bad actor kind of person, Like I really like where it goes.

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Well, yeah, I get your
point. I kind of like it.

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I like it. A bad guy
isn't you know, evil? Everything's

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all thought through evil scheme. Shit, I just like a little little one

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off, you know. Yeah.
I think the cool part of this in

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which we'll discover is how his uh
him going senile has led to this sort

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of like unresolved thing, which I
think is interesting. Yeah. Yeah,

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So Jonathan burst into a room to
and points a gun at Hex and demands

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for the money that he lost in
the Astro gate. Heck. Hex greets

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them by asking him to quiet down
so that he can finish the game,

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and the three old men Antonio,
Carlos and Job Him then jump down from

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the ceiling and great Hex. Hex
is excitedly tells them about his new opponent.

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They seem to basically he seems to
basically ignore Spike, Fey and Jonathan,

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and they have a conversation that basically
reveals to them that Hex is seen.

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Now. Hex wants to have lunch, but the three old men tell

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him that he they already He's already
had lunch, and He's like, did

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I enjoy it? What's going on? I was really caught off guard by

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the appearance of these characters. Yeah, these three have been around, haven't

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they? These episode one, and
I think in the Casino episode as well.

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Yeah, in episode one, they
talk about working on the gates,

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so it makes sense that he they'd
be so fucking cool. Oh wow,

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that is cool. Yeah, Jonathan
is sad over the money he's lost,

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and then he gets angry and starts
like blasting ship with his gun like a

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fucking asshole. This guy behavior,
you're taking it just like this one character.

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Everything his the faces, he's making
this whole time, like he's doing

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this like the strange. He's such
a baby. He's a big fucking adult.

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Relate to this unchecked aggression at all. I'm canning slightly. Yes,

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I think like I'm actually quite uncomfortable
right now. All right, we'll get

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used to it. Listen. I
think he also is needless in this episode.

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We don't need Jonathan's story. I
don't need to. It's inconsequential.

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It's only a matter of time before
this brother was one of us. Unrelated

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to the name that he's had nothing
to do with. This feels yeah,

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it feels like there's some stuff here. Therapy Part two, Well, I

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have been lying down the time.
This is helpful. Jonathan needs to stop

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taking his toys. Yeah toys in
this episode, Yeah, toys in the

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attic was previous episode, uh Fay
wonders what to do about Hex, as

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he's obviously not a dangerous villain.
He's just a seen old man enjoying some

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chests and forgetting that he's had dinner. Spike says that Hex is basically no

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longer there and it's just an old
man who likes to play games. Cut

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back to the Gate Corporation headquarters and
Jets like, this is what happened.

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Hex set up an elaborate plan to
kick in that year during the first automatic

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tech upgrade of the Gates. However, he became seenw and completely forgot about

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it. He laid a bunch of
traps and even like set up people to

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behave in certain ways, and then
just completely forgot. I love that,

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I love Yeah, that's great,
it's great. Yeah, Jet is dense.

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I was doing his like vaguely threatening
routine, and he promised, and

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they are like, how much money
do you want to keep this a secret?

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And Jet says that he promises that
he won't go public public with the

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information and the Gate defect stuff,
on the condition that they just leave Hex

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alone and call off the bounty hunters, as Ed would be very unhappy if

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she lost her favorite chest partner,
which is very cute. So I really

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love that line because I feel like
it's the first time any of these characters

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have really put a bounty before anything, like even even jet like, even

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though he kind of did it for
her sake, when he arrests his old

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Flames partner in it's like, you
know, he got the bounty, and

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it's like, there's this this is
the first time that any of them have

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been like they're all just in agreements. Hey, this guy makes Ed happy.

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We could cash him in for a
bunch of money, but maybe it's

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more important that Ed's happy. And
it's just I find it very sweet.

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Yep, yeah, yep, it's
very nice. The question the Gates explain

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the Gates, Man, I know
what they are on the show, but

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like, are they just sort of
like toll booths? Are they likeyper space

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gates? Right, Yeah, it's
just sort of like an on ramp for

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very fast travel. I think they're
both. They're like a toll booth and

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also you can mass affect them.
Cool, got it? Yeah, okay,

405
00:32:30.000 --> 00:32:32.319
and it just like takes the money
as you go through. Sure,

406
00:32:32.359 --> 00:32:39.599
I'm a little easy past this might
get it multipas mhm, Jonathan hasn't left

407
00:32:39.599 --> 00:32:46.400
the junk keep kind a bit crazy
and it starts smoke like he's smoking now

408
00:32:46.400 --> 00:32:50.839
and he's a full on hippie with
everyone else. He's a bohemian lad.

409
00:32:52.599 --> 00:32:57.319
He's actually quite friendly now and he
waves at a pretty good guy. Yeah,

410
00:32:57.319 --> 00:32:59.799
I feel like I like him quite
a bit now, Yes, cool.

411
00:33:00.119 --> 00:33:01.920
What do you think Lucy just charmed
to him? Yeah? I think

412
00:33:02.000 --> 00:33:07.640
so. Yeah, Yeah, he
earned it. What do you think,

413
00:33:07.720 --> 00:33:12.000
Jeff? I personally, no,
I actually disagree with the three of you.

414
00:33:12.079 --> 00:33:19.240
I think he's just like an angry, annoying, inconsequential character who shoots

415
00:33:19.319 --> 00:33:25.319
up the room like a crazy person
and really adds nothing of value to the

416
00:33:25.359 --> 00:33:30.799
expositional integrity of the episode. What
is what is going on with Jeff?

417
00:33:30.599 --> 00:33:35.880
Jeff? What happened to you?
I wonder something about it? I'd like

418
00:33:35.920 --> 00:33:38.359
I was watching him just like funck
this guy so hard? Do you want

419
00:33:38.440 --> 00:33:46.960
to? I don't want to?
Did you get that? No? Did

420
00:33:47.000 --> 00:33:51.559
not like did not like him?
You know that's all? That's all?

421
00:33:51.680 --> 00:33:55.519
Good? Good episode? Okay.
Meanwhile, Ed is still playing the same

422
00:33:55.559 --> 00:34:00.759
game of chess with Hex and it's
been a week. She finally loses and

423
00:34:01.319 --> 00:34:06.880
uh to to chess Master. Hectx
and hext closes his eyes, implying that

424
00:34:06.960 --> 00:34:10.719
he has died of old age as
his pet bird flies away and drops a

425
00:34:10.800 --> 00:34:16.320
feather next to a chess piece.
Oh right, I forgot he's dead.

426
00:34:16.480 --> 00:34:23.280
Yeah, he dies, He dies
after beating Edward. Yeah, just closes

427
00:34:23.320 --> 00:34:31.400
his eyes. Little chess bird flies
away. Yeah, that was very dramatic.

428
00:34:31.519 --> 00:34:34.880
It's like, you know, it's
like it's like check me. King

429
00:34:35.159 --> 00:34:40.639
kings down, Man kings down.
It's one more win before departing this existence.

430
00:34:40.840 --> 00:34:54.239
Chalk will not for chess master.
Hects again. Good episode, I

431
00:34:54.239 --> 00:35:00.400
think overall, Yes, but I
prefer the second one. Yes, nothing

432
00:35:00.440 --> 00:35:04.679
can prepare us for what we're about
to. Oh okay, yeah, just

433
00:35:04.719 --> 00:35:13.000
because there's a shot of down some
cleeve. Oh there's boxing that immediately that

434
00:35:13.000 --> 00:35:15.920
that was my voice, just now, that was my voice. Just now,

435
00:35:17.719 --> 00:35:22.400
what's all right? Not exactly a
recording of me, but getting close.

436
00:35:23.800 --> 00:35:30.360
Yeah, there's there's there's abundance and
an abundance of cleave and my Jeff

437
00:35:30.360 --> 00:35:37.559
impression. Yeah, okay, kind
of like that. Come on, come

438
00:35:37.599 --> 00:35:44.119
on, that was good. Come
on, Tam, you want to have

439
00:35:44.119 --> 00:35:45.599
a crack attitude? No, I'm
good. I'm good. I think they've

440
00:35:45.639 --> 00:35:50.960
nailed it, so I don't think
I need to add to it in any

441
00:35:50.960 --> 00:35:52.639
way. I mean, just so
you can't do it, that's fine,

442
00:35:52.719 --> 00:35:54.920
just say I I can't do it. I can do it. Jeffler.

443
00:35:57.440 --> 00:36:01.119
Oh, I'm Joffler. I fucking
love hockey and and pinball and sorry,

444
00:36:01.159 --> 00:36:07.519
Jeff, we're talking so to his
Oh my god inside for some reason,

445
00:36:07.639 --> 00:36:12.000
I don't know what's going on as
someone who's wearing a hat inside, you

446
00:36:12.039 --> 00:36:15.039
cannot do that. Ship Well,
I am not wearing a hat. God,

447
00:36:15.159 --> 00:36:19.440
damn you tomorrow. Yeah, I
think I think that's fairly dead on,

448
00:36:19.480 --> 00:36:22.440
which is no, you got the
accent down, Pat for sure.

449
00:36:22.480 --> 00:36:25.559
I don't like doing it. Who
is damn Dawn? Patrick? Are you

450
00:36:25.639 --> 00:36:30.119
down bad? Patrick? Yeah?
Patrick Kappik. That's what we're talking about.

451
00:36:30.360 --> 00:36:34.119
This episode rules in so many ways. Cleavage is just the icing on

452
00:36:34.199 --> 00:36:37.280
the cake, is it not?
Um? This made me fall in love

453
00:36:37.320 --> 00:36:45.000
with Faye for sure. There are
so many absolutely stunning drawings of faith in

454
00:36:45.039 --> 00:36:47.840
this episode. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, this is the episode designed to

455
00:36:47.880 --> 00:36:54.679
make her as hot as possible.
I've got my my Fay print that I

456
00:36:54.679 --> 00:36:58.239
haven't put up yet. I don't
know. I say that like every two

457
00:36:58.320 --> 00:37:04.280
fucking weeks we record, But are
you I need to just reminded me.

458
00:37:04.320 --> 00:37:07.880
I've got like five or eight different
princes. Hup. They need to find

459
00:37:07.920 --> 00:37:15.880
somewhere for my funny Valentine in the
early twenty fifth century, Faye Valentine is

460
00:37:15.920 --> 00:37:20.079
being put into cryogenic sleep. You
know, I don't think I would go

461
00:37:20.119 --> 00:37:24.480
into cryogenic sleep. Yeah, you
can show how To with John Wilson.

462
00:37:24.760 --> 00:37:28.639
Yes, yes, love it.
So he's not going to talk about the

463
00:37:28.639 --> 00:37:34.719
circumcision. Okay, no, no
he did episode No you would know.

464
00:37:35.239 --> 00:37:37.920
I'm like a cryogenic sleep convention.
Oh I haven't seen that? Is that

465
00:37:37.960 --> 00:37:43.599
from the new series? I haven't
seen that yet. It's what wild people?

466
00:37:44.719 --> 00:37:49.039
Oh sure, I mean if you
haven't seen Folks at Home how To

467
00:37:49.159 --> 00:37:52.199
with John Wilson. When the episode
I think it's season one or two,

468
00:37:53.280 --> 00:38:00.400
starts with plastic furniture, keeping plastic
on your furniture, You're gonna go on

469
00:38:01.079 --> 00:38:05.840
a ride. I was in a
meeting at work, but I was pitching.

470
00:38:06.039 --> 00:38:07.719
We were talking about a series,
and I was like, oh,

471
00:38:07.719 --> 00:38:09.039
what if we made it feel like
how Too? With John Wilson? And

472
00:38:09.039 --> 00:38:12.079
people are like, oh, I'm
not familiar. I'll go home. I'll

473
00:38:12.079 --> 00:38:14.920
watch a couple of episodes, and
I was like, Okay, in my

474
00:38:15.079 --> 00:38:20.480
managerial capacity, I have to warn
you about one episode. Kurt texted me

475
00:38:21.039 --> 00:38:23.159
that night with oh, my fucking
god, and I was like, I

476
00:38:23.159 --> 00:38:27.679
did try money. I tried to
warn you. There's nothing like it.

477
00:38:27.719 --> 00:38:30.239
There's nothing like that show. That's
very good. I hope his landlady or

478
00:38:30.280 --> 00:38:34.360
his ex land lady is still alive, because she was so sweet. She

479
00:38:34.519 --> 00:38:37.719
is in season three, Yes the
God, okay good. She would make

480
00:38:37.800 --> 00:38:43.719
him food and leave it outside.
You're right there. You just smacked.

481
00:38:44.039 --> 00:38:46.079
I smacked the camera the microphone.
I was too excited. Oh it's a

482
00:38:46.079 --> 00:38:51.800
great show. Several doctors and staff
are lowering her into a storage unit with

483
00:38:52.000 --> 00:38:55.119
other spaces in there. Then in
the present day, Jet and Ed take

484
00:38:55.159 --> 00:39:00.599
out some fish to eat, only
to find that the fish is very frozen.

485
00:39:00.639 --> 00:39:04.880
He used to be evidence and it's
full of poison. Now I kind

486
00:39:04.880 --> 00:39:09.320
of like Jet, Jet and Ed. I think they're kind of fun fundies.

487
00:39:09.920 --> 00:39:16.159
Little tandem there. Yeah, fun
tandem for sure. Hm. Nope,

488
00:39:17.119 --> 00:39:22.639
not like that commentary. We're doing
podcasts wrong. I'm not sure about

489
00:39:22.760 --> 00:39:24.719
I'm not sure about Now that I
think about it, I'm not sure.

490
00:39:24.760 --> 00:39:27.920
I like them as a pairing.
They are fun. It sounds like you

491
00:39:28.000 --> 00:39:30.320
know something we don't, but go
ahead, I don't. I don't know

492
00:39:30.360 --> 00:39:36.679
anything. Forced to get any bounty
he can, Jet decides to go after

493
00:39:36.719 --> 00:39:40.760
a con man who's seducing and defrauding
women just so they can have a little

494
00:39:40.800 --> 00:39:46.039
bit of money for food, and
he knows that Spike is probably not going

495
00:39:46.119 --> 00:39:49.760
to be up for this kind of
bounty, so he's going to go on

496
00:39:49.800 --> 00:39:53.440
his own. I like that little
take that like Spike really only wants like

497
00:39:53.760 --> 00:40:00.280
dangerous ship. He doesn't want to
just like catch a con man exactly.

498
00:40:00.280 --> 00:40:04.400
He's going to go take a seventy
eight minute shower instead, is what he's

499
00:40:04.400 --> 00:40:09.119
going to do. Yeah, So
off he goes on his own to do

500
00:40:09.159 --> 00:40:17.079
that stuff. Phase waking up from
her nightmare where she's being cryogenically frozen to

501
00:40:17.159 --> 00:40:22.280
the sound of Iron barking at her. She smells Iron's shit and realizes that

502
00:40:22.599 --> 00:40:28.559
she needs to clean his little box. During this, she tells Iin that

503
00:40:28.679 --> 00:40:31.880
he reminds her of someone and asks
if he wants to know about her past.

504
00:40:31.880 --> 00:40:34.960
She's doing a thing where she's just
talking to the dog for a little

505
00:40:34.960 --> 00:40:37.519
while, which is you know,
fine, you can do that. Yeah,

506
00:40:37.559 --> 00:40:44.199
iin is uninterested, and then Fay
starts her story. In twenty sixty

507
00:40:44.239 --> 00:40:47.960
eight, Fay is pulled out of
water in her hospital walking from a long

508
00:40:49.119 --> 00:40:54.239
sleep. A doctor introducing himself as
Bacchus confirms with assistant that she is reviving

509
00:40:54.559 --> 00:41:00.559
and happily talking to her about her
condition. Yeah. I don't know about

510
00:41:00.559 --> 00:41:04.840
this backus guy. Yeah, I
don't like him. It seems he seems

511
00:41:04.880 --> 00:41:07.880
like a rented doc, right,
Yeah. Then he makes a joke about

512
00:41:08.159 --> 00:41:14.519
Bacchus and Bacchus and just Lucy.
He also gets he gets all up in

513
00:41:14.519 --> 00:41:16.400
that cleave too. I don't know
if you guys notice, Yeah, that

514
00:41:16.440 --> 00:41:21.159
was inappropriate. He gets his chin
up in that cleve. He's like,

515
00:41:21.199 --> 00:41:24.239
oh this this half conscious. Are
you upset because it's creepy or are you

516
00:41:24.320 --> 00:41:30.880
jealous? You have to make your
own interpretation about that question. Cam Jeff

517
00:41:30.960 --> 00:41:36.320
got the most curious like facial expression
I've ever seen him have when he said

518
00:41:36.320 --> 00:41:38.360
that sentence. He's kind of he
went real low and then like looked up

519
00:41:38.400 --> 00:41:44.920
with his pew. It was very
strange. Deliberately strange. No, of

520
00:41:44.920 --> 00:41:50.800
course I wasn't jealous of of a
of a man getting too close for comfort.

521
00:41:51.079 --> 00:41:53.679
Okay, but there was a lot
of cleave drawn there, and they

522
00:41:53.719 --> 00:41:58.840
went through that camera angle a bunch. I'm just saying, man might notice

523
00:41:58.880 --> 00:42:00.400
the cleve in the scene. True. I guess I was just paying attention

524
00:42:00.480 --> 00:42:05.480
to the story and not just like
ogling anime women. Yep, whatever,

525
00:42:05.519 --> 00:42:12.920
we all have our hobbies. Okay, I mean it's almost He casually,

526
00:42:13.039 --> 00:42:16.880
uh gets to the matter of payment
and ask his assistant, miss men Menley

527
00:42:17.159 --> 00:42:22.880
Manleys like that, Yeah, Madley, Miss Manley. I like that name.

528
00:42:22.000 --> 00:42:24.800
Miss Manley is pretty cool. You
like another woman. You're great,

529
00:42:28.239 --> 00:42:32.760
Uh to figure out the amounts she's
asked to do that the charges are brought

530
00:42:32.840 --> 00:42:37.159
up. She's she's pretty cool.
Yeah, she seems awesome. She's great

531
00:42:37.159 --> 00:42:44.159
over computers, go with numbers.
Perfect that, Jeff, now just waiting

532
00:42:44.199 --> 00:42:49.280
to get to the next bit here. The toll is like three hundred one

533
00:42:49.280 --> 00:42:53.440
thousand woolongs a million, a million, or three hundred million woolongs. Yeah,

534
00:42:53.480 --> 00:42:59.400
which also leads me to declare that
I don't understand the conversion rate of

535
00:42:59.400 --> 00:43:01.840
a woo law. I thought this
was a lot. It is a lot,

536
00:43:02.119 --> 00:43:06.360
but also it's not a lot,
so it is a lot. Oh,

537
00:43:06.360 --> 00:43:07.760
I think it's I think it's just
a lot. Like this is more

538
00:43:07.800 --> 00:43:13.039
than they've ever gotten, right,
But like are like, what what do

539
00:43:13.119 --> 00:43:16.679
you think of one wulong being equal
to a dollar? Yeah? I do

540
00:43:16.679 --> 00:43:20.760
you think it's one to one?
I mean it's basically what a euro is

541
00:43:20.800 --> 00:43:27.440
now to a dollar more or less? Why can it is like nineteen thousand

542
00:43:27.760 --> 00:43:30.599
wulong and then split between three people? It's not a lot, but then

543
00:43:30.599 --> 00:43:34.639
at some point jets like I added
a zero on there, so it's something

544
00:43:34.679 --> 00:43:37.800
like one thousand, nine hundred.
Yeah, yeah, okay. Fay is

545
00:43:37.960 --> 00:43:43.840
very disorientated and asks the doctor who
and where she is. Miss Manley confirms

546
00:43:43.840 --> 00:43:47.039
that phase not acting and has truly
lost all her memory of who she is.

547
00:43:47.519 --> 00:43:52.639
But it shocks mister doctor backus this
scene. Also, remember I said

548
00:43:52.639 --> 00:43:58.880
at the start of our show here
that it did appear that Cowboy Beatbob perhaps

549
00:43:58.880 --> 00:44:01.320
took a little bit of inspiration from
the fifth Element. I think this this

550
00:44:01.400 --> 00:44:05.679
scene in a lot of ways,
almost the you know, the the sort

551
00:44:05.679 --> 00:44:09.440
of machine design and stuff like that. I know it's not solely unique to

552
00:44:09.519 --> 00:44:14.679
any of these pieces of art,
but like this really did feel like a

553
00:44:14.760 --> 00:44:19.880
fifth element moment of like Leelu coming
out of the whatever that machine is where

554
00:44:19.880 --> 00:44:23.440
they recreate her. It could be
there is a very similar machine in a

555
00:44:23.519 --> 00:44:29.480
Kira, which is which predates fifth
em and I'm sure so yeah, anyway,

556
00:44:29.480 --> 00:44:32.079
but there's probably a lot of machines
like this. Totally, totally,

557
00:44:32.599 --> 00:44:37.000
yeah, there's there. There is
a bit of that of I do think

558
00:44:37.000 --> 00:44:42.079
of fifth elements peppered around all of
these episodes, which is probably one of

559
00:44:42.079 --> 00:44:45.719
the reasons I love it so much. Later in the hospital bed, Faye

560
00:44:45.760 --> 00:44:52.000
is a push by a lawyer named
Whitney Hagis Matsumoto, which is the weirdest

561
00:44:52.079 --> 00:45:00.000
name I've ever seen. Yeah,
that's that's like Hagis isn't hag hagis an

562
00:45:00.039 --> 00:45:05.239
Irish Scottish Scottish. Let him have
it. Let him have it, John,

563
00:45:06.000 --> 00:45:10.880
John, but I've got close ish
you have there are part of the

564
00:45:12.039 --> 00:45:15.800
different race of people, Jeff.
It's not it's not a race of people,

565
00:45:15.920 --> 00:45:27.760
is it is? It was?
It was it ethnicity. We're like

566
00:45:27.800 --> 00:45:31.199
a nationality nationality, so we're just
all the same. Is that what I'm

567
00:45:31.239 --> 00:45:38.039
hearing? White people are the same
to you, Jeff Yes, Whitney Hagness.

568
00:45:38.079 --> 00:45:44.360
Masato says that he'll look right now
so that he'll help her, as

569
00:45:44.360 --> 00:45:46.039
he's done some research in the case
and reckons that he can help out.

570
00:45:47.079 --> 00:45:52.440
He informs her that she was in
an accident fifty four years ago, no

571
00:45:52.519 --> 00:45:57.760
way, fifty four years ago,
and at twenty years old, she was

572
00:45:57.840 --> 00:46:02.039
frozen. She can't believe it,
and he tries to prove to her as

573
00:46:02.039 --> 00:46:04.960
he tries to prove to her what's
happening, because she's like, oh,

574
00:46:04.960 --> 00:46:08.119
this is a I know what's going
on. This is a TV. Yeah,

575
00:46:09.000 --> 00:46:14.599
this is so funny. It's great. Oi'll pass yeah, yeah,

576
00:46:14.760 --> 00:46:21.559
which is real fun Yeah. That
night, Faye tries to escape the hospital,

577
00:46:21.599 --> 00:46:25.119
but she trips an alarm. She
makes the highway, but it doesn't

578
00:46:25.159 --> 00:46:30.599
get that far. Eventually, Masmato
finds her and assures her that he'll help

579
00:46:30.639 --> 00:46:34.079
her make the payment little by little, and she goes with him and he

580
00:46:34.119 --> 00:46:37.440
buys her elaborate meals. He's getting
her new clothing. He sweeps her off

581
00:46:37.440 --> 00:46:43.320
her feet and calls her his sleeping
beauty. I really wish we didn't have

582
00:46:43.360 --> 00:46:45.719
a song here. This song song
was a bit weird. We don't do

583
00:46:45.840 --> 00:46:52.000
this song. It is completely out
of character for Cowboy Bebop in every possible

584
00:46:52.039 --> 00:46:59.480
way. All of a sudden,
this breaks into some weird ass saccharine montage

585
00:46:59.519 --> 00:47:02.280
song, and I'm just like,
what the fuck is this? This man?

586
00:47:02.880 --> 00:47:07.559
This almost ruined this episode for me. I think I love the visuals

587
00:47:07.599 --> 00:47:12.559
of this scene so much that I
shud it. Like there's one shot and

588
00:47:12.719 --> 00:47:15.079
it's Fay just like sitting in the
car and like her hair is blowing in

589
00:47:15.119 --> 00:47:22.159
the wind, and it is just
one of those fucking perfect nineties anime aesthetic

590
00:47:22.199 --> 00:47:24.239
shots and it's only on screen for
like a second and a half, but

591
00:47:24.440 --> 00:47:32.800
god damn, it's just wah beautiful. Yes, I think the exposition is

592
00:47:32.800 --> 00:47:40.360
successful, the music not so much. Oof. Also, I wanted to

593
00:47:40.400 --> 00:47:45.280
bring up I think it's really cool
that we have a good understanding, well

594
00:47:45.280 --> 00:47:50.679
at least selfishly for me being someone
who always wants to know exactly where we

595
00:47:50.719 --> 00:47:57.000
are in time and whatnot, this
episode does give you a very specific calculation

596
00:47:57.199 --> 00:48:02.360
of where in time Boy Bebop exists, Like you mean you mean yeah yeah,

597
00:48:02.519 --> 00:48:06.920
Like the year, which which I
believe to be is now twenty seventy

598
00:48:06.960 --> 00:48:12.920
one, Okay, I need that, you need? Yeah, but does

599
00:48:13.000 --> 00:48:16.719
that know what I mean? Are
you going to get what did you call

600
00:48:16.760 --> 00:48:20.480
it? Like, disappointed in the
future if we're not? Yeah, do

601
00:48:20.800 --> 00:48:25.480
you think we're gonna get there?
I'm disappointed in the future because from my

602
00:48:25.599 --> 00:48:30.920
childhood perspective, we're all in it, and let me tell you, fucking

603
00:48:30.079 --> 00:48:35.639
sucks. Okay, it's all broken, nothing works. Okay, it's just

604
00:48:35.639 --> 00:48:38.320
a bunch of robots who can't talk
to each other. That's the future we're

605
00:48:38.360 --> 00:48:43.599
living in. And I wish,
uh we had I had the foresight to

606
00:48:43.840 --> 00:48:52.320
not look towards the future future with
such hope and fondness. You're really missing

607
00:48:52.880 --> 00:48:55.320
you? Is your root broken?
Is that? Is that what happened?

608
00:48:58.000 --> 00:49:00.599
I feel like you're having a having
some sort of melt I'm based on.

609
00:49:00.679 --> 00:49:04.679
Like, no, it's an internet
issue. I just I'm disappointed with the

610
00:49:04.719 --> 00:49:08.519
future that I think the future does
in fact suck. Okay, cool,

611
00:49:09.119 --> 00:49:14.599
okay, but yeah, I just
you guys aren't disappointed by by modern techniques.

612
00:49:14.639 --> 00:49:16.239
I'm just so present, you know. Yeah, I mean like we've

613
00:49:16.239 --> 00:49:21.440
got but we've got personal computers in
our pockets, you know. Yeah,

614
00:49:22.960 --> 00:49:25.599
electric cars, Yeah, there's cool. Just the fact that we can even

615
00:49:25.639 --> 00:49:31.880
do this podcast is a miracle of
modern science. Basically basically on three three

616
00:49:31.880 --> 00:49:36.440
different corners of the world here and
we're just yeah, which is you know,

617
00:49:36.559 --> 00:49:38.280
it's it's a beautiful thing. Like, isn't it something like one in

618
00:49:38.440 --> 00:49:44.199
four kids born these days will live
to see a hundred There's no way to

619
00:49:44.239 --> 00:49:46.599
know that. I heard about it
on a podcasting. I think that's an

620
00:49:46.639 --> 00:49:52.679
insane thing to assign to a child
right now, do you guys know the

621
00:49:52.719 --> 00:49:53.760
who had it? Right? I
hope I die before I get old,

622
00:49:53.880 --> 00:50:00.079
but also the who is still fucking
touring? So yeah, because I I

623
00:50:00.119 --> 00:50:02.920
always thought like, if you have
a problem with someone, the way you

624
00:50:04.000 --> 00:50:08.599
win is get real healthy, outlive
them, and then talk ship at their

625
00:50:08.639 --> 00:50:15.840
funeral. Is so demonic? Kids? Oh wait, I'm sorr. Who

626
00:50:15.840 --> 00:50:19.960
are we talking about? Just your
enemies? Oh okay, yeah, this

627
00:50:20.079 --> 00:50:25.360
fine? My kids and my enemies. That's a sort of like revenge.

628
00:50:25.440 --> 00:50:30.119
That oh man, that is a
it's just dark and there's so much effort.

629
00:50:30.599 --> 00:50:34.400
But like you're also getting back at
someone who is now dead. That

630
00:50:34.519 --> 00:50:38.119
wies it matter because you win?
Yep? What could you outlive them?

631
00:50:38.280 --> 00:50:43.599
Yeah? Well you live them and
you ruin their funeral and they can do

632
00:50:43.679 --> 00:50:46.480
nothing the ultimate and like, but
you have the thing is like, if

633
00:50:46.519 --> 00:50:51.920
you decide to do it to one
person, you can just fold other people

634
00:50:51.960 --> 00:50:54.000
into it because you're already going to
live a long time. It's just it's

635
00:50:54.000 --> 00:51:00.639
a beautiful plan. Yeah, it's
beautifully psychotic. I think we Lucy,

636
00:51:00.679 --> 00:51:04.480
back me up here. This is
yeah. I'm with John. Is good.

637
00:51:04.559 --> 00:51:07.920
We're we're all are principle. I
love it, But I'm too nice.

638
00:51:07.960 --> 00:51:10.119
I couldn't do it. I couldn't
do it. Seems like a lot

639
00:51:10.119 --> 00:51:15.840
of effort living living well is the
best revenge about people over glass of wine

640
00:51:15.920 --> 00:51:23.360
is even better at their funeral.
Though, you have to be really wronged

641
00:51:23.559 --> 00:51:28.840
to put this kind of determination into
a revenge plan. I just gotta say,

642
00:51:29.079 --> 00:51:34.320
Okay, something truly horrific must have
happened to you to do to want

643
00:51:34.360 --> 00:51:42.360
to do this to a person.
Maybe someone just confuses your nationality. Very

644
00:51:42.440 --> 00:51:49.760
good, very very good. Well
played play. One day that driving from

645
00:51:49.800 --> 00:51:53.880
being out when they're pursued by the
insurance agency. Apparently the hospital and the

646
00:51:53.920 --> 00:51:59.559
doctor have had enough. Matsmato says
is a collection agency, and he drives

647
00:51:59.599 --> 00:52:01.800
the other way. He trives off. The writing tells her to run for

648
00:52:01.840 --> 00:52:07.760
it so she can escape. At
least as runs, she sees the car

649
00:52:07.000 --> 00:52:12.880
explode, or she sees an explosion
in the distance and realizes that Masamoto has

650
00:52:12.920 --> 00:52:20.840
died. Sadly at the hospital,
finds that Masumoto named her his soul air

651
00:52:20.920 --> 00:52:24.480
and benefactor, and has left all
his assets to her. I find that

652
00:52:24.599 --> 00:52:30.360
scene like upsetting, like insane,
Like she doesn't even go to look at

653
00:52:30.360 --> 00:52:35.719
it before accepting. Yeah. She
She's like, she's like, wow,

654
00:52:35.760 --> 00:52:39.760
he ready to care about me.
She accepts the assets by basically signing on

655
00:52:39.800 --> 00:52:50.960
the diadeline using her think of fingerprint
doctor. Really yeah, And so what

656
00:52:51.000 --> 00:52:53.239
happens if you die? Does your
debt get passed on to your kids?

657
00:52:53.239 --> 00:52:54.920
I don't. I'm not aware.
I don't have kids. I don't have

658
00:52:57.039 --> 00:53:01.400
does get I think there's a statute
of limitations that I do believe that you

659
00:53:01.440 --> 00:53:06.079
can inherit debt. I feel like
if that was a common thing, we'd

660
00:53:06.079 --> 00:53:08.440
see way more movies about it.
It's hard to do, but it's still

661
00:53:08.480 --> 00:53:14.440
doable. Well, you know you
have to. You have to in the

662
00:53:14.599 --> 00:53:16.840
in the sense of well, I
don't want to ruin the story here but

663
00:53:16.880 --> 00:53:22.039
like, it's not. It's not
just like a thumb print, right,

664
00:53:22.119 --> 00:53:23.360
Like, there's a lot of things
that have to happen for it to be

665
00:53:23.400 --> 00:53:27.519
trained. Debt is inherited by someone
else. Instead, it passes to the

666
00:53:27.639 --> 00:53:30.039
estate during probate to the executive.
The state typically pays off debts using the

667
00:53:30.119 --> 00:53:36.480
state's assets first, So like selling
houses, okay, credit card debt cannot

668
00:53:36.480 --> 00:53:42.760
be inherited. However, shared debt
will likely still need to be paid.

669
00:53:43.480 --> 00:53:50.599
Have we had a con No,
I don't think so. My mom used

670
00:53:50.599 --> 00:53:55.280
to do a like probate and wills
and deeds and stuff, so you'd think

671
00:53:55.320 --> 00:53:58.840
I would have known any of that. I also used to work in that

672
00:53:58.880 --> 00:54:04.280
field. Was like, I worked
in various legal firms for like five years,

673
00:54:04.400 --> 00:54:07.000
so I should have known something some
time. You have a legal education,

674
00:54:07.840 --> 00:54:10.079
Yeah, yeah, he's a lawyer, right, aren't you like a

675
00:54:10.159 --> 00:54:14.239
lawyer. I'm not a lawyer.
No, but I do have a law

676
00:54:14.280 --> 00:54:20.400
degree, got it? Yeah?
Anything else? Any other questions? Objection?

677
00:54:22.000 --> 00:54:27.920
Thank you? Back in the present
day? Well, sorry, she

678
00:54:27.920 --> 00:54:31.360
she accepts the debt, and then
she is shown that the only assets he

679
00:54:31.480 --> 00:54:36.239
has is debt. Sorry, she
accepts the assets and all he has is

680
00:54:36.280 --> 00:54:40.920
Debt in the present day wraps up
the story, and just as she does,

681
00:54:42.519 --> 00:54:45.280
she has the toilet in the bathroom
right next to her flush and then

682
00:54:46.000 --> 00:54:51.079
a Spike walks out and she's like, how long have you been there?

683
00:54:51.519 --> 00:54:54.000
And he's like a long time.
Your story needs editing, which is I

684
00:54:54.039 --> 00:54:59.920
love that line, which is a
great line. Spike is then like give

685
00:55:00.199 --> 00:55:02.840
her some grief that she might have
made up the story since she's done it

686
00:55:02.880 --> 00:55:07.199
so many times. But then Jet
returns with a bounty and it turns out

687
00:55:07.239 --> 00:55:15.440
this bounty is Matsumoto himself. Three
years Yeah, three years later he's put

688
00:55:15.519 --> 00:55:22.320
on a bit away the three year
thing. So that puts Faye at twenty

689
00:55:22.360 --> 00:55:25.400
three. Yeah, so no one
likes to meet to me, that's insane.

690
00:55:25.480 --> 00:55:30.320
That that's like Fay is like late
twenties at least. That is that

691
00:55:30.400 --> 00:55:37.000
is a worldly woman who has learned
some tricks. Technically she is older than

692
00:55:37.039 --> 00:55:40.880
she true is yeah, true,
but not in experience, I mean just

693
00:55:40.960 --> 00:55:46.519
in existence in the in the world. She's frozen for fifty years, right,

694
00:55:46.840 --> 00:55:51.159
yeah, And that is a callback
to when we first meet her.

695
00:55:51.719 --> 00:55:57.239
There is like she is like the
she's like a lucky woman, like a

696
00:55:57.280 --> 00:56:00.440
figure of legend, and at some
point they miss it. They mentioned that

697
00:56:00.480 --> 00:56:02.639
she might be way older than anyone
knows, and I think it's kind of

698
00:56:02.639 --> 00:56:07.280
interesting that. No, you get
the kind of second part of that.

699
00:56:07.039 --> 00:56:15.639
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so
you're you're saying you wish not that you

700
00:56:15.679 --> 00:56:19.960
wish she was older, that she
appears like she is in her late twenties.

701
00:56:20.000 --> 00:56:22.719
Yeah. The way she actually stuff
would lead me to, like,

702
00:56:22.880 --> 00:56:25.519
would lead me to believe that this
is not a twenty three year old three

703
00:56:25.599 --> 00:56:30.239
years on the run though probably ages. Yeah, I'm going to say,

704
00:56:30.239 --> 00:56:35.199
because sometimes she does shit and I'm
like, oh, she's nineteen, yeah,

705
00:56:36.440 --> 00:56:44.000
faye, keep her above twenty one
if we could nineteen White General,

706
00:56:44.840 --> 00:56:51.159
Wrong Village. Ohay, she is
portrayed and the sexualization of her in this

707
00:56:51.280 --> 00:56:54.400
show. Let's let's not have her
be a teenager. I mean, you

708
00:56:54.440 --> 00:56:58.440
know, some might say, I'm
sorry if my colls can't get on board

709
00:56:58.480 --> 00:57:01.119
with that, I'm beholder, Jeff, So, oh, you're right,

710
00:57:01.800 --> 00:57:06.239
what a weird and unique opinion of
mine that she is sexualizing this? Okay,

711
00:57:06.320 --> 00:57:08.079
Yeah, no, I have to
called that out because whenever you say

712
00:57:08.119 --> 00:57:14.480
anything in anime is like over sexualized
or inappropriate the immediate Twitter avatar responses,

713
00:57:14.679 --> 00:57:22.599
well, maybe only you're seeing that, and it's like I Fay realizes that

714
00:57:22.639 --> 00:57:25.079
she was just another one of Matsumoto's
marks. At this point, since he

715
00:57:25.199 --> 00:57:30.199
is a his bounty was he's been
tricking women. He says. The doctor

716
00:57:30.239 --> 00:57:35.639
who's now supposedly dead was protecting him
and he had to cooperate with him,

717
00:57:36.039 --> 00:57:39.440
and now he's he regrets everything that
happened. The police arrived to make the

718
00:57:39.519 --> 00:57:44.199
exchange for the bounty, but Faye
decides that she's got on finished business with

719
00:57:44.280 --> 00:57:46.760
him and abducts him in the Red
Tail. I love that, Yeah,

720
00:57:46.840 --> 00:57:51.760
I love how she like put stuffs
that guy into the space Shift and like

721
00:57:52.639 --> 00:57:57.559
you know, gives gives Spike and
Jet like the finger on our way out

722
00:57:58.239 --> 00:58:02.119
the fuck up this guy's mind.
That's awesome, yea. So she wants

723
00:58:02.159 --> 00:58:06.239
to get answers about him about what
was real and what was part of the

724
00:58:06.280 --> 00:58:10.880
scam. Spike in the Swordfish to
pursue her and eventually Like hits her,

725
00:58:10.920 --> 00:58:15.280
shoots her, and then she pleaded
with Masima to tell her the truth,

726
00:58:15.320 --> 00:58:20.239
but before he can the police communicate
with her. Faye recognizes the voice of

727
00:58:20.280 --> 00:58:24.559
the cop and it turns out it's
Bacchus and Manly. I kind of like

728
00:58:24.599 --> 00:58:29.920
Bacchus. I think like he's just
the bumbling kind of idiot. Wherever did

729
00:58:29.960 --> 00:58:35.039
the English voice acting? Pretty good
performance, you know, like I enjoyed

730
00:58:35.119 --> 00:58:37.480
that. Fay is frustrated with the
lies, and she starts to realize that

731
00:58:37.559 --> 00:58:42.960
he she doesn't really know what's going
Oh, he doesn't really know what's going

732
00:58:43.000 --> 00:58:46.440
on. Bachus says that he gave
her the name Valentine and he doesn't know

733
00:58:46.440 --> 00:58:51.599
who she is either. Then the
real police arrive and demand their patrol ship

734
00:58:51.639 --> 00:58:59.920
back because Bachus apparently stole it.
So Bacchus and Manley decide to flee and

735
00:59:00.079 --> 00:59:04.760
leave Matsumoto behind, where Faye is
now determined to claim the bounty on him.

736
00:59:05.320 --> 00:59:07.079
It sounds like, mister Pagets,
are you even a doctor? Yeah?

737
00:59:07.239 --> 00:59:12.239
Look what's exactly going on here?
Well, what's happening once, sir?

738
00:59:12.719 --> 00:59:15.039
Once math Somoto is in custody,
he tells Faye that he knows one

739
00:59:15.280 --> 00:59:19.519
true thing. He fell in love
with her while she was in cry of

740
00:59:19.519 --> 00:59:22.800
sleep. But immediately he follows up
I saying just kidding, I was lying.

741
00:59:22.960 --> 00:59:29.000
Also, Matsumoto is Bacchus's nephew,
which is weird. Yes, should

742
00:59:29.039 --> 00:59:32.480
find out it's your uncle, she
says. Yeah. As I leave the

743
00:59:32.519 --> 00:59:37.800
police headquarters, Jet gives Faye her
third of the bounty, which is nineteen

744
00:59:37.159 --> 00:59:42.400
eight hundred woolongs, but we lay
alone that is actually one nine hundred and

745
00:59:42.400 --> 00:59:46.280
eighty. She's dismayed out how little
it is. And yeah, we learned

746
00:59:46.280 --> 00:59:50.400
that Jet actually added a zero to
the toll and that is the end.

747
00:59:50.440 --> 00:59:54.639
Does that mean the episode Jet donated
more money, like that's what he did?

748
00:59:54.639 --> 00:59:59.960
Okay, I just want to make
sure accidentally. Yeah, but yeah,

749
01:00:00.199 --> 01:00:05.280
this episode's great. This episode is
I just think, uh, really

750
01:00:06.320 --> 01:00:12.719
upper echelon of quality and kind face
character. Jeff, Yeah, I think

751
01:00:12.719 --> 01:00:16.599
it's I think I needed some of
that background for her. What I will

752
01:00:16.599 --> 01:00:21.800
say is we have some more of
that coming. Like there are some fucking

753
01:00:21.960 --> 01:00:25.840
fantastic Fay episodes. It's great.
Yeah, I really enjoy it, and

754
01:00:25.880 --> 01:00:29.840
I enjoy that like there's no you
know, as much as I say I

755
01:00:29.840 --> 01:00:31.440
need things answered, I like the
fact that, like you know what we

756
01:00:31.440 --> 01:00:36.280
we just don't know who you are
depending on you know, as it goes

757
01:00:36.280 --> 01:00:42.760
to your reanimation story. I love
it. I love it. I you

758
01:00:42.840 --> 01:00:47.760
know, uh, I was this
episode flew by? Yeah, and like

759
01:00:47.800 --> 01:00:53.000
it really I think like it's not
just giving you like this backstory of Faye

760
01:00:53.000 --> 01:00:55.920
and like, oh, this is
who she was. It really informs why

761
01:00:57.000 --> 01:01:00.119
she is the way she is and
how she's kind of like you know it.

762
01:01:00.119 --> 01:01:04.199
It implies a lot about how she's
had to learn and scam and navigate

763
01:01:04.239 --> 01:01:07.239
the world and why she's in this
line of work. It's really great.

764
01:01:07.519 --> 01:01:14.480
Yeah, it explains It perfectly explains
her entire character profile. And it's you

765
01:01:14.519 --> 01:01:22.039
know, no notes, what great. Thank you. Yeah, we'll let

766
01:01:22.079 --> 01:01:25.320
him know that you liked it.
Is he alive? I don't know if

767
01:01:25.360 --> 01:01:28.400
he's still alive. I think it
still he is. He actually a new

768
01:01:28.519 --> 01:01:34.719
series that's either coming out or I
think it's coming up. Well, I'm

769
01:01:34.760 --> 01:01:38.840
not to look into that. They
have another episode of Jeff Chess Bizarre Adventure.

770
01:01:38.920 --> 01:01:43.440
Thank you everyone for listening. We'll
be back next time with two more

771
01:01:43.480 --> 01:01:47.559
episodes of the show recapped. We're
reaching the final phase of this series,

772
01:01:47.559 --> 01:01:53.599
which is exciting. In the meantime, John, where can people find you?

773
01:01:53.599 --> 01:02:00.440
You can find them by googling super
patual Bypatuol and also do Twitch dot

774
01:02:00.480 --> 01:02:06.079
Tv, Forward Slash, super Efetual
Forego live every Friday. M hm uh

775
01:02:06.440 --> 01:02:14.440
Lucy, Hello, you can find
me everywhere at Lucy James Games, Jeff.

776
01:02:15.559 --> 01:02:22.159
I'm online at Jeff Backlar, so
find me there. I suppose looking

777
01:02:22.199 --> 01:02:29.679
at lolcats and cheeseburgers memes, yep
and and advice animals and all kinds of

778
01:02:29.840 --> 01:02:35.679
new relevant and contemporary memes. It
has cheeseburger meme there yesterday and I was

779
01:02:35.679 --> 01:02:38.719
like, I wrote, did you
have you seen this? In camel case?

780
01:02:38.800 --> 01:02:44.960
Have you seen this? At the
end, and then the oh really

781
01:02:45.039 --> 01:02:49.079
owl I sent him. I thought
that was super sick. Follow it up

782
01:02:49.119 --> 01:02:55.119
with long cat over the course of
four text messages. Thank you everyone,

783
01:02:55.159 --> 01:03:01.880
and we'll see you next time.
Bye, Jeff. Jeff's Bizarre Adventure is

784
01:03:01.880 --> 01:03:07.119
hosted by timur Hussein, Lucy James, John, Super Eye Patch, Wolfe

785
01:03:07.159 --> 01:03:10.639
Walsh, and me Jeff Backlar.
Our post producer and editor is Jean Luke

786
01:03:10.679 --> 01:03:15.000
Sepke. Our logo is designed by
Justin Boschon and Jesse O'Brien. Thanks so

787
01:03:15.079 --> 01:03:22.239
much for listening. Animy

