Fame, he'd liked to be walked on a leash and play really dirty,
kinky sex games. Is the guy put the cock in the peacock network?
Okay, bitch, hey, everybody, aj Ben's a year with your free
show of fame is a bitch from March seventh, twenty twenty four. A
free show, that's right. I know. I've had a couple of complaints.
Somebody wrote me, and this is all in good in good love and
good faith. You know you maybe give us one free show a week.
I don't like exaggerating, Okay, I told you guys, when I'm in
Las Vegas and I do my poker show, which is thirteen hours a day.
When I get done, my allegiances to the people who pay to hear
me my shows, so I do a show for the Patriots. I go
thirty five forty minutes for them. Wouldn't you want that if you were paying
me? And then I got a chess called right after that in Vegas.
Some of you maybe didn't hear it because you don't belong to the Facebook podcast
obsess page. So some of you are flying blind. You don't know what
I'm gonna talk. You don't know if I'm around. It's just a big
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You won't be shocked if there's no show. Go to Facebook and ask to
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I know, we got a lot of people concerned about money. Hey,
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from me. But I always give you two free shows a week. I'm
doing one today, you'll get another one tomorrow and we're back on course.
But guys, seven years of free shows. Go in your pocket, or
better it, do a handstand and I guarantee your fin hours falls out of
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never ever decide to quit. You won't once you whit me. You with
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to Patreon dot com. Slash fame is a bitch. Seven years of free
food. Now it's time you walk in the restaurant you have at dessert for
five hours, that's all, or a cocktail show, some allegiance. Alrighty,
all right. I know I've spoken a lot about Wendy Williams lately with
her sad situation. Some of you know I go way back with Wendy.
I don't like reporting on this. I don't like that I was right when
I said she'd never sit down in her chair again and do a talk show.
I said that almost two years ago. I know I'm right about that.
You know I was right about Matt Perry. You know I was right
about Jamie Fox, who's about to do a stand up special soon, and
he swears to tell the truth about what happened to him with his medical emergency.
I don't believe he will because he still has to play the Hollywood game.
But trust me when I tell you he was at one point half blind,
half paralyzed, not playing fucking pickleball like his daughter swore while telling people
there's a white man spreading eyes about my daddy. Well, I got the
information from somebody in your daddy's hospital room who saw and heard everything from your
daddy. So take it up with him, not with me. But I
tend to be right alive. Getting back to Wendy Williams, I don't like
talking about her feel bad, but I'm hearing some things about what's going on
in her life and what was going on. She began to get more and
more removed from her memory, her intelligence, her reasoning. You know,
when she just became a shell of a former self. The word is her
ex Kevin is acting like he's a good guy, you know. Meanwhile he's
throwing a lot of people under the bus. Because the story goes that when
it comes to Wendy losing money, Kevin, who was her manager, took
most of the money. Out of anybody else around, Kevin took the most,
and he continued to try to use his attorney to funnel out more money
through their child child, their kid, Kevin Junior, because the daddy wanted
to make sure his girlfriend, Sharena Hudson stayed with him. You know,
Sharina was around for the good times when Wendy Williams was making ten million a
season and Kevin was the manager and they were making money hand over fist,
so much so that he bought her a house not too far from the house
that he and Wendy lived in with their son Rolls Royce Phantom. I believe
they drove. I mean, it's the whole thing is ghet up. But
he was concerned that Sharena Hudson, I think she's a nail technician, would
leave him once the money dried up. And the money has dried up.
So this is, you know, this is the kind of hungry shark Wendy
Williams has had circling her and at times sinking its teeth into her money,
into her bank account. I feel bad about her all around, I really
do well. I really don't feel badly about and I've had it with this
horse shit. I'm hearing Mindy Kaling is pregnant again, but once again she's
not telling anybody who the father is. I think we've all come to the
same conclusion that the father the first time was bj Novak, who she dated
for you know, off and on for years when they were both on the
office. Don't know what he sees in her. I've heard from people she's
a dynamo. She's a workaholic. She gets her shit done, writing,
producing, acting. Good for her certainly has earned her right to be in
Hollywood. But I don't get the whole thing about not telling people who the
father of your baby is, so so you'd rather we just think you're a
whore and you're just fucking randos. I don't get it. And if i'm
bj Novak, why don't you want people to know I'm the daddy? Is
there something wrong with me? I know I'm a little short and nebbish,
but I do pretty damn well in the business. It's just a weird thing
to me to not mention the father of the child. Either way, Let's
see if she gets around to it, because you know, it's a woman's
prerogative at all, but we can't force her to do so, and bj
Novak is too much of a soy boy to demand it. This next story
is unbelievable because it's as if this company I'm about to tell you about had
no idea what happened with bud Light after they made Tiny Tooth transactivist Dylan Mulvany,
their spokesman. Spokes man apparently executives that Dorito's maybe saw that disaster and
said, hold my beer, because what's happened now is that Dorito's went and
hired and then quickly and quietly fired their own transgender activists who appeared in one
of their promotional videos after they were alerted to some of her sickening old tweets,
including one where this trenny wrote about doing depraved things to a twelve year
old. His name he goes by Samantha Hudson, but he's a man,
a twenty four year old man, and he appeared in a new partnership with
Dorito's Spain through a fifty second video called Crunch Talks. You can't find it.
It's been deleted because Dorito's Spain is mortified. Rolling Stone came calling and
Dorito said to them, then, how long they're working with Hudson. They
said they were unaware of the previous posts, inappropriate posts he made. Of
course they're still saying she because they're so woke. It's disgusting. This decision
obviously follows this massive backlash on social media, because you know, nowadays people
find things that people said years ago. They get screen grabs and it's over.
It's curtains. So Samantha Hudson was born Yvonne Gonzalez Renado, and he
I will never say she. He has identified himself as anti capitalists and Marxists,
while doing interviews, and he claimed in one video to be for the
abolition of and to destroy and annihilate the traditional mononymous nuclear family. When he
was a teenager, he also tweeted about wanting to do deprave things to a
minor. This is bad enough, but when the media still follows this nonsensical
edict to call these boys girls, don't they understand they're making things so much
worse by acquiescing and still using the other stupid pronoun even though this asshole still
has a uterus and probably well he still has his prick. He's got a
prick. There's no uterus, so why are we calling you a herb.
There's a great video on Instagram. A black preacher is talking about, you
know, what people want us to to do with these pronouns, and he
couldn't get over the fact that people in Congress can say what a woman is,
and he made fun of Joe Biden was a great imitation, well a
woman, and the guy the preachers so succinctly said a woman. What's a
woman? Your mama is a woman. Okay, that's a woman. How
dare you act like you don't know? He said, Joe Biden's eighty one
years old long enough to know that his mama and his wife are women.
The fact that he can't say that is disgusting. The fact that other people
refuse to say it is disillusioning. To say the least, it's sickening.
Let me say something. I know people, normal people who are in their
thirties and forties, who, let's say they have to go out and get
another job, they will either erase their entire social media history or at least
put the stuff on private because we've all been led to believe that executives would
at least go ahead and check your social media before they maybe hire you.
I guess they don't do that in Spain because if they did, how would
they get around the crazy shit this numbskull has posted in the past. Some
social media users found the screenshot or made a screenshot of a tweet that Hudson
may back in twenty fifteen, when he was fifteen, writing in Spanish about
the assault of a minor. The post in question read, I want to
do thuggish things to get into a twelve year old girl's starts with a P
and ends with a Y, and it's not putty. Another post says in
the middle of the street in MAJORCA, in panthees and screaming that I'm an
info maniac in front of us super beautiful eight year old girl. This is
the guy who became a girl, screaming that he's an infaminiac because he wants
to be with a super beautiful eight year old girl. Companies hire these fucking
maniacs. And finally, in another post, Hudson wrote, I hate women
who are victims of sexual assault and go to self help centers to overcome their
trauma. Annoying sluts. Now, of course, he apologized for the tweets
because they resurfaced. He said, look, it was pure provocation. It
was very bad taste. At the time, I dedicated myself to saying nonsense.
The heavier the better, because I thought that dark humor was funny.
I mean, doesn't this company Remember it wasn't that long ago when bud Light
made their disastrous partnership with Dylan mulvaney and he lost one point four billion in
sales because of a conservative boycott. But this is nothing short of disappointing and
disgusting. I knew bud Light stepped and a mound of shit with their dumb
marketing decision. But what the Ritos did is just next level hiring an admitted
pedophile to be the face of their product. What did I tell you people
seven years ago, those of you who listened, those of you who also
have my Patreon, I said, pedophiles are being made to well the society,
the trans people, the alphabet army is making us think that pedophiles are
just sick people. They need help. Don't hate them, don't put them
in jails. They're minor attracted persons. Their maps do not use the word
pedophile. They can't help with this sick hiring an admitted pedophile to be the
face of their product. Listen, I don't hate Doritos anymore. I stay
away from all those delicious, crunchy potato chip brands, and I love Doritos,
especially the old school Taco Flavor. If you can find that boy,
get him. Not not your cheese, not cool ranch. The very first
bag of Dorito's was called Taco Flavor, and I remember polishing off a whole
bag of those with a big bottle of Deer Park spring water as they watched
Soul training on Saturday afternoons. But I will absolutely boycott Doritos. Why can't
we do to Dorito's what we did to bud Light. This person is a
million times worse than Dylan mulvaney. And moulvaney made millions of dollars by endorsing
cosmetics, fashion and other bullshit. He even appeared with President Biden at the
Why I Shouldn't say President? He appeared with Joe Biden at the White House
and as it appeared along other Hollywood celebrities. Now he's trying a career in
stand up comedy, which, oh my god. I know other comics are
paid to write his jokes, but he's still not funny, just funny.
The guy has earned two million dollars from promotional work just last year, with
deals with Nike and mac and even a peer the Golden Globes in January,
and to make things even more disgusting, Forbes named him the thirty under thirty
list thirty under thirty to do what to ruin your company? Didn't they learn
anything from the beer company? What's wrong with these people? Why is being
woke thought to be so important when obviously you're an asshole? Speaking of training,
and I'm so glad this item has now come to the forefront because I'd
never liked this guy, and when I said it, I had some women
on my podcast upsetch Page tell me you're wrong. He's so great, He's
wonderful. I love him. We're talking about the show Queer Eye for the
Straight Guy and all this behind the seams drunk between the Fab five. There's
the food and wine expert Anthony Perowski, the interior designer Bobby Burke, grooming
expert Jonathan van Ness, who is the prick. I'm talking about culture afficionado
Caramo Brown, and fashion expert Tan France. So people are now saying that
van Ness, who uses they he and she pronouns because he doesn't know what
the hell he is, has been emotionally abusive and has had rage issues.
Never liked him from Jump Street. I'm glad I made the fucking point because
a grown man with a beard and mustache and long hair wearing a halter top
and a mini skirt or a gown to an award show is just an asshole.
Apparently when he comes on set everything changes. If he's in a bad
mood, working with him is very difficult in any capacity. Obviously, I
liked the first Clear Eye for the straight guy back in twenty oh three.
Each episode made you kind of feel good. I know, gay men know
how to groom and know how to shop for clothes better, and know about
facial products. I'm not stupid. I watched that show. You should see
my uh what I do at night with my cereums and my moisturizes and my
masks and all that bullshit. Of course, and when I was on TV
every day, I was even crazy with it. Well, my grooming is
now a crew cut, but I mean back, you know, I was
into everything. I love it. Gay men typically do know how to dress
a straight man better, make him groom himself better, all that stuff,
and generally they're good at it, and I got no problem with it.
But once the shit the second show got green that I knew, now we're
going crazy because the first show none of those guys looked ridiculous. Yes,
we knew they were gay. Some were flamboyant, like Carson Presley. It's
okay, great personality, fun guy to be year round. But this next
iteration, especially with van ness, is a joke. We don't need men
in dresses. But these guys got famous real quick with the show first premiered
the second show, tan Franz told told people that overnight he got fifty five
thousand new Instagram followers. Within a week, eight thousand direct messages from people
all over the world. You can't even take you six months to go through
those. Maybe. He even said that he didn't realize how popular the show
was until he was asked to take a picture with bon Jovi. Bon Jovi
tapped him on the show that hey, man, I canna have a photo
with you. But the fame that tan Franz and others seem to be able
to handle has gone straight to the fucked up head of Jonathan van Ness,
and there's a lot of fear around the other guys. When he gets angry,
they say, it's like a cartoon where it oozes out of him,
the anger. It's intense and it's scary. They call him a yeller.
Is it crazy? Clear, Let's just call it like it is. Why
beat around the bush? Why tiptoe? Sources say Jonathan's a person who contains
multitudes and who has the capacity to be very warm, very charismatic, has
the capacity to make it feel really special, pays attention to you. But
at least once a day he feels the need to yell at somebody. It
might be something small, but there's always gonna be somebody to point out and
blame and make the villain of the day. You know, you could see
this on this guy a mile away. Why am I the only guy who
saw this? And my listeners told me I'm wrong. I'm very rarely wrong
with my gut. You know, there's a definite contrast between the principles and
the values that this guy stands for publicly and what they do on that show.
And there's a real contrast between that and the way he treats the people
who were closest to him across the board. It's the opposite of what he's
been touted as and what he's been heavily paid to be. Well. Mister
Burke left the show in November of twenty twenty three because he couldn't get along
with van As his bullshit behavior, and the word is he didn't want to
ever share the spotlight with anyone. There were times when when they couldn't even
shoot scenes with certain members of the five because it got that bad. Even
Netflix executives had a meeting with van Ness talking about his bad behavior. Other
people said that Burke got so fed up with doing the heavy lifting on the
show and his work would only be shown at the end without featuring him prominently.
You see all these gay men getting so angry at each other. But
if we're really being honest, every single TV show is queer Eye now,
you know, let's be honest. There's a guy on Instagram who reminds me
of van Ness. I don't trust men who have facial hair and put on
female makeup and female clothes. There's a guy on Instagram who does this.
He's a groomer, goes on social media and creates videos telling children and parents
that there are no long term, irreversible effects from puberty blockers and hormone treatments.
The guy's a liar. I'd love to see this guy disappear. And
it's because a guy's like him that I was tossed from both TikTok and Instagram.
Because there's that creep that I look at him to talking to young people
saying awful things, and I just wrote at some point, I said,
somebody's gotta punch this guy's lights out. Well that was enough to get me
tossed. The fact that I suggested it not the fact that he's telling your
children they should come to his start of defence creating videos, which I don't
think is beyond Jonathan van Ness. I don't. I think down the road
you're gonna hear about this guy doing an awful lot more than being one of
the Fab five on Queer Eye. I think he does worse things that are
being hidden, and one day they're gonna come out, because look, man,
the guy's a liar, and I would be very glad to see this
creep disappear for good for all you who said I was wrong. He's a
wonderful person. You are gonna see, mark my words, when all this
dust before it falls and settles down. The next thing you're gonna see or
hear about is somebody coming out of the woodwork discussing the awful things he does
with kids. Trust me, I'm never wrong with my gut. It's coming
because Jonathan van Ness is a piece of shit, doesn't belong on TV,
does not belong to be paid that much money, certainly doesn't need legions of
fans while he's destroying everybody on set and being an absolute stupid diva. You're
a man, either shave your beard and fully commit, or just take off
the dress and take out the fake rubber titty cutlets and dress like a man.
Or go full crazy, shave your head, put on a wig,
act like a woman, get the surgery, do something. But you're staying
in this limbo land. You're not fooling anybody, at least of all me.
That's it. That was your free show for today. I go free
show twenty twenty three minutes or so. You don't get to thirty five or
forty because I want to stress. Yes, what you're missing is wonderful stuff,
breaking stories, beautiful memories of the old days that I have great stories
that my lunches with Richard Lewis from a couple of days ago was a great
show. This time I had a date with a chit from Disney or I
didn't know it was. Actually didn't work for the studio Disney, but worked
at Disneyland playing Princess Jasmine. That turned out to be a funny story.
And today my father is dead forty years and I have a great show planned
on Patreon. Those of you who've heard me speak about my dad know how
much he means to me, so you can imagine what you're missing. By
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I love you, but come on. That's all. Talk TOAs tomorrow.
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