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Welcome to another quality broadcast of The
Minnesota good Bye made up primarily of your

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emails, and that's what we're doing
to start off the show is read e

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emails. This honestly, I love
the Minnesota Goodbye because you do all the

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show prep. You do everything.
I mean, not you, Jenny,

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I mean you listening. So it's
always entertaining to us because we don't know

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what's going to happen. And plus
we can get a little bit dicey and

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talk about, you know, naughty
things if we want to, and be

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a little bit more opinionated, you
know that type of thing. So let's

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start off with from one from koua
Jong. Good morning, my dart liquor.

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Thank you, Kua. I heard
the morning show when you guys were

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talking about the tipping culture. I
had one I want to share with you.

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A couple of weeks ago, me
and my wife went to eat it

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a Chinese buffet and Fridley. Whole
time we were there, our server never

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came and checked on us to see
if we needed anything or refills. We

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had to ask a different server to
add to that, me and my wife

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both went to the restroom at the
same time. I came back first,

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and our server were standing at our
table saying, these customers left without paying.

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She didn't realize I was right behind
her and could understand what she had

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said. When the bill came,
they added a gratuity charge, which they

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never did before. So we paid
and got up. Our server came by

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to take the plate. As we
were leaving, she reached her hand out

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and said, literally, you guys
are not leaving any tip for me.

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We just walked out and never wanted
to go back there to eat. Sorry

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if it was a longer email,
I got my Minnesota Goodbye sticker. By

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the way, thank you, signed
Dart Liquor. So, in other words,

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they went to a Chinese buffet and
from what I get, they spoke

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Chinese, but Kua also speaks Chinese
apparently, and then understand so they put

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a gratuity charge on it. And
then she said, you guys are not

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leaving a tip for me. Wow, okay, just yeah. I worked

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for the server one time who she
went up to a table. After the

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table I think could stiff her and
there was not a gratuity charge on it,

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and she can fronted them, and
I was like, you don't,

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you don't get to do that,
like they like you just don't. It's

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just like the matter of the business, Like you get stiffed sometimes. I

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used to get stiffed all the time
at Bubba Gums at them all of America,

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and it's just part of the job. And so like, I'm sorry,

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I think it is pretty rude to
go up to a customer and ask

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I feel like I've heard of that
before. Let me ask you a question.

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So this happened once at Buffalo Wild
Wings. It was before Star Party,

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and the entire air staff of all
the DJs went to Buffalo Wild Wings,

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right down the block from myth for
Star Party, and so we ate

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and I tipped one hundred dollars and
the server, who was probably twenty five

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years old, doesn't matter, but
for context, she came back to the

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table and she said, oh my
gosh, thank you so much. And

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I felt a little bit embarrassed because
I didn't want to be thanked for it,

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yeah, in front of everybody else, because I tipped a lot,

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because you know, no, I
just did. And it was a big

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table of obnoxious DJs, and I
was a little bit embarrassed, but also

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she was grateful. Would you if
somebody over tipped you. Let's say,

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on a fifty dollars sixty dollars bill, they tipped one hundred dollars, would

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you come back and say thank you
so much? Or would you just not?

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Ugh? I it would just depend
on the situation, because I have

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been got I have gotten a big
tip like that before, but usually the

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people were gone by the time I
saw the tip, So if they had

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still been there, I probably wouldn't
have like, cause I know how people

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are with money, like they don't
want a lot of people don't want to

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flaunt their money, you know,
right, So I wouldn't make it like

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such a big deal that everyone around
was like geez, what did he do?

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But I would probably go back and
be like, thank you so much

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for that tip. Like I probably
would say that in a very not like

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discrete way. And if you just
walked up to them and said, hey,

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thank you very much, I appreciate
that, and gave them like a

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little special like look you know what
I mean? Yeah, yeah, okay,

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interesting next one. It has nothing
to do with tipping. It's got

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to do with pean in the shower. And here we go, Dave and

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Jenny. I grew up relatively white
trash. But I'm amazed constantly how not

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filthy I am. I already rarely
pee in the shower, be honest,

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never did it till recently when I
learned how common it is. Now you're

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introducing blowing your nose in the shower
to people not recognize their bodily functions prior

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to showering. I'm shocked. I
recognize other scenarios where I'm not gross like

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others, but they're gross, so
I won't even bring them up. Just

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shocked. Use a tissue and use
the toilet people. While she did say

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that the hot water brought on the
sniffles, Yeah, so, I mean,

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I don't blow my nose all the
time, but if I'm in a

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very stuffy nose situation and I'm in
the shower and I feel like I need

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to blow it in that moment,
then yeah, I'm going to do it.

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But I'm not like going into the
shower to blow my nose. I'm

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not going into the shower to pee. It just happens to happen. But

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also, I think my body's pretty
used to feeling. It's like the what

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pavlog, but the thing where like
you get in the shower. Now you

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feel the water, you're in there, and now you're like, yep,

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I have to pee. Okay you
know what, Yeah, no, that

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totally makes sense. I will say, you know what, it's your own

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body, it's your own snot it's
your own pe, it's your own whatever.

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I mean, It doesn't gross me
out, you know what I mean.

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So, but I still don't really
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into my hands, but not something
that I normally would be like, yeah,

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I'm fine with it, all right. Hating to lead on that one.

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By the way, I'm a little
bit behind on mailing out stickers,

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so if you're waiting for one,
then yeah, it's coming, trust me.

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Okay. Follow up on the swinger
story. I did find out my

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ex is now a swinger, and
me, like Dave, did not know

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how to react. This is,
by the way, from a female.

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We used to chat every now and
then, and I can't remember how it

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came up, but he told me
he goes to swingers parties almost every single

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weekend. He hooks up with men
and women, and it was truly so

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shocking to me to hear that.
He then proceeded to send me information about

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swingers in my area so my husband
and I could explore. He asked me

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to remain open minded and tried to
convince me that sex shouldn't be with just

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one person because people biologically aren't meant
to be tied to one person sexually,

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even when married. I then reminded
him that we got married because we do,

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in fact think sex should be between
one person and one person only.

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We haven't spoken since, just had
to share have a great day. I'm

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so curious. I could never explore
the swinger's culture because even if I was

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curious and I wanted to go and
just to watch, Somebody'd be like,

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hey, you're Dave Ryan, aren't
you, And I'd be like, no,

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yeah, it's Dave Ryan. Let's
get a selfie with Dave Ryan.

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Dave Ryan, are you a swinger? So I can't ever explore it.

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I mean, I guess if I
visited Great Falls, Montana and looked up

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swingers great Falls, I might be
able to Yeah, but here's my luck.

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Somebody'd be like, hey you Dave
Ryan. Yeah, I listened on

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iHeart right exactly. So God,
thank you Samantha for that one. Let's

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do another one. This one says
listening to the podcast today, and I

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truly cannot believe how many people are
sick right now. I went to the

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doctor to the second time to day
in a month because of lingering COVID systems.

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I had COVID at the beginning of
October, and I haven't felt the

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same since. My doctor told maybe
then seeing cops and cold symptoms lasting up

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to three months, and it just
shocked me. As I'm a very healthy

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person in general. I thought I
would extend that information for Jenny and pray

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that you have a better outcome than
me. How are you feeling that?

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I'm feeling a hundred times better.
I mean, I was blowing my nose

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constantly yesterday and I had like a
little bit less of a voice. I

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sounded really easily. But no,
I'm doing so much better today. I

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purposely made sure I did not take
a single nap yesterday and like made myself

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do things all day so that I
could try to get some really good rest

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last night, and I still didn't
go to bed as early as I should,

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but I got decent sleep, So
I'm feeling better. But I did

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call my I called my mom and
she is really sick herself right now too,

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So yes, I feel yeah that
there's a lot of sickness going around.

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There is very just got the sniffles
and things like that. So uh,

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next one, Minnesota, goodbye,
let me find it. One literally

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just came in. You heard the
ding ding a minute ago. Last night

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after the kids went to bed,
I told my husband the Henry the Wasp

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joke. Yes, if you didn't
hear it yesterday. It is a long

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discuss not disgusting, but stupid joke, and it's it's frustrating because at the

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end there's it's stupid. As a
wife, I would say my number one

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goal pertaining to my husband is to
love him, but my number two goal

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is to annoy the shit out of
him, and mission accomplished. Midway through,

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he stopped me and asked me why, or asked me if my five

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year old told me this joke.
I said, no, zip it and

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listen. So halfway through she's like, zip it and listen. I could

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barely get to the punchline part because
I was laughing so hard. I know

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how not amused he would be.
I got a slight smirk, and then

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he told me I was ridiculous,
while smiling. I plan to tell it

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to his entire family at Christmas because
that's my personality. Thank you, Dave.

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That is from Hannah. Hannah,
God love you. I think I'm

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glad that you enjoyed the Henry the
Wasp joke. I fucking hate the Henry

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the Wasp joke. One of the
things that I didn't like at boy Scout

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camp was when some kid would want
to tell the Henry the Wasp joke because

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a lot of kids they don't edit
themselves and they don't know how to go

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on long enough but not too long. And I told you, I think

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one kid, Sam, love you, Sam, great kid, he's an

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Eagle Scout, told a fifteen minute
version of it. So if you didn't

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hear the Henry the Wasp joke,
it's on yesterday's podcast. There's one other

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can I tell you. Somebody told
me on the school bus in probably fifth

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or sixth grade. I'm going to
tell you, and I want you to

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react the way you should. Okay. So a guy's walking his donk into

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town and they're walking and walking,
and then the donkey says how much longer?

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And the guy says, be patient, jack ass, be patient.

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So they walk for another few minutes, and the donkey says how much longer.

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The owner says, be patient,
jack ass, Be patient. So

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they walk another few minutes and the
donkey says how much longer, and the

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owner says, be patient, jack
ass, Be patient? And they walk

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another three minutes or so, and
the donkey says how much longer, and

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the owner says, be patient,
jack ass, Be patient? Are we

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done? Are we done yet?
What are we done? Be patient?

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Jack ass, be patient? Did
you see that kind? I did this

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sort of, but I was like, okay, after the third time,

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I'm like, he's gonna just keep
saying. He's just gonna keep saying it,

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so I think I need to interrupt. But I didn't. I didn't

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see the punchline there. When it
was a woman named Kathy Smith. She

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was a girl at the time,
fifth or sixth grade, and she told

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me that. I remember looking over
the seat of the bus to her sitting

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behind me, and she told me
this joke and I said, just get

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to the punchline, and she burned
me and said, be patient, jackass,

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be patient. I'm like, fuck
you, Kathy Smith. And I've

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never told that joke since then,
not even once. But it's the same

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kind of joke where they're like,
Okay, get to it all right,

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Hannah, thank you very much.
Another email just came in A moment ago.

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I was listening to yesterday's Minnesota Goodbye
and an update for all the Chumba

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haters out there. I noticed my
commercial that played at the start of the

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episode was Chumbu Casino, but it
was Ryan Seacrest doing the ad. I

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will say it was much more pleasant
than the slot machine dings and didn't send

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my body into full shock. But
I still laugh because it's still a Chumba

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casino ad all right. Also,
we might be past the crazy things you

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saw while driving because a story if
you come back around to it. Sure.

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I was actually a passenger in my
ex husband's car. Were driving down

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ninety four E in Saint Paul.
A car cut him off and breake checked

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him to the point where we were
almost at a dead stop on the highway.

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I didn't think he was driving like
an asshole. My ex went around

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the break checker and exited. When
we came to a stoplight at the exit,

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a guy got out of his car
and hit my ex husband's back window

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on the passenger side. So behind
me and it shattered. I was like,

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what the actual fuck just happened?
My ex proceeded to drive home as

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if nothing happened. I was freaking
out with my little dog in my arms,

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and I still to this day,
do not know what it was about.

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My friend said that maybe he owed
someone money, which plays out because

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he still owes me ten thousand dollars
and we got divorced twelve years ago.

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If he didn't have a reaction,
I'm going to guess he knew who was

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hitting his car. Yeah, love
you guys. Thanks for being a bright

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part of my day. Lauren,
if you got more stickers, I'll take

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one, please, and thank you
of course, Lauren. Let me take

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a photo of your email, of
your mail, of your address. Next

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one that is also somebody wanting a
sticker, and let's see if we've got

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what's the time, Jenny? Are
we doing okay? For time? Four

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minutes off? All right? Next
one? This one says really quick.

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I don't think it's actually Minnesota goodbye
material, but I wrote in on October

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twenty fourth. You read my email, I never got a sticker. I

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think Dave was in Colorado, so
maybe he just forgot it. But if

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I could get one. That'd be
awesome. I'll take care of it.

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And then one more quick thing.
With Drake liking barbecue, he has to

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eat it, mister pig stuff and
Shockapie. Right now, they've moved locations,

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so they're opening a new location right
by Canterbury Downs, so one opens

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if he has to go there.
I also need to rent him to teach

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my five year old about video games, because I, oh, I see

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you want to rent Drake to teach
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I have no clue. Have a
great day. That is from Christy.

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I'm going to go back to something
that happened earlier on the show today.

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On the Actual Radio Show, Drake
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move in with him because his brother
is older, in his thirties, lives

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with his mom and dad in Green
Bay and they're kind of tired of him

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living there. So Drake is thinking
about having him move in. A friend

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of mine, who is a cop, said do not and here's why.

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Okay, in Minnesota, once your
brother moves in, if he refuses to

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move out, Drake will have to
file paperwork with the courts to get him

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to leave. Once a person establishes
residency in Minnesota, no one can kick

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them out if they don't want to
move out. We run into it all

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the time as cops, where people
want a roommate, they let him move

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in and then they won't move out, and as cops we cannot kick anybody

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out. So think about this.
I mean, it could be as simple

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as if you got a real dick
or of a friend. I could be

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like, oh, Jenny and Andrew, you know what, I just need

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a place to say for a couple
of days, Susan and I aren't getting

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along, can I? And of
course you would let me stay in the

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basement, of course you would.
I could be a total dick and say

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no, this is where I live
now, and you would have to file

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papers with the court to get to
move out. Can you imagine? No,

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I can't. I don't know exactly
what the laws are specifically in Minnesota,

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but we had a weird situation when
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one roommate moved out and she had
a random girl move in, and the

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other girl wouldn't sign a lease and
then it was like a whole mess,

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and the landlord was involved, and
the landlord was like, she's gonna have

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squatting right soon, and it was
like it was luckily we got her to

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move out and we found someone else, but it was a whole mess,

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and I was still living there.
So I was very stressed for a couple

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months because I thought I was about
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this random person live there for free. Be careful. There's a movie.

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It's a great movie. It's from
nineteen ninety. It's called Pacific Heights with

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Michael Keaton. It is it's one. It's a gem that has disappeared from

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anybody's radar. But if you ever
get a chance and you're looking for a

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movie and you're boored, Pacific Heights
is about this couple that live in this

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gorgeous house in San Francisco. Michael
Keaton moves in and he won't move out,

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and then he starts to fuck with
him and keep them awake all night,

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and then he wants them to basically
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then it'll become his house. And
it's scary and it's dark and it's creepy,

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and Michael Keaton is great, and
it's called Pacific heights and it's from

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about nineteen ninety. Last email from
Donna it is about Tahiti. Questions for

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Jenny who's just cut back from Tihiti. We're doing basically the same trip next

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week. Couple questions. Did you
guys take your own snorkel gear or is

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there a place to rent or buy
decent stuff? We did bring our own.

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I would say, if you're saying
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they will give you stuff to use, probably around the hotel, but they

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won't probably let you take it outside
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worth bringing your own because we went
into different beaches and just explored on our

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own. And we also didn't pay
for any snorkeling excursion. So if you're

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already doing an excursion, then maybe
skip it, but I did find it

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very beneficial. Next one, how
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from Tahiti? How long? It
was probably thirty minutes, and we had

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to do customs in La so we
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so that was kind of a cluster, but it was about thirty minutes.

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Any favorite meals or restaurants on mainland
Tahiti or Moria. I don't have

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anything for Tahiti. We didn't do
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snack Mohana was really good. And
then Cook's Bay Hotels where we stayed,

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and their restaurant is kind of expensive, but we did do one meal there

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and it was amazing. Favorite bug
spray there. I've heard mosquitos are terrible

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right now. Honestly, we brought
Bob bug spray. We didn't use it,

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but I did get bit so I
would savring whatever you feel you like.

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Donn in Rochester said, thank you. You had great pictures. They're

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still on Jenny's website, website,
Instagram. If you want to check out

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Jay Ryanshow dot com. I've got
a blog up too. You can check

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that out. But have so much
fun in Tahiti. You're gonna love it.

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And that's it for the Minnesota goodbye. Send them emails in to Ryan's

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show at KADIWB dot com and thank
you for listening

