WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.200 --> 00:00:04.080 Can I be real honest with you? And I feel bad saying this. 2 00:00:04.200 --> 00:00:09.400 It's not about you, it's about my wife. Okay. So we had 3 00:00:09.679 --> 00:00:15.839 three bananas rotting on the kitchen counter yesterday. Yeah, and I don't mind 4 00:00:16.280 --> 00:00:18.280 bananas. I'm kind of like you. I don't mind him if they're a 5 00:00:18.359 --> 00:00:20.879 little bit brown or even a lot brown. And I said, you know, 6 00:00:20.879 --> 00:00:23.079 I'm gonna make a smoothie with old banana. She's like why, and 7 00:00:23.120 --> 00:00:25.199 I said, so they don't go to waste. And she said, well, 8 00:00:25.239 --> 00:00:28.039 let me make banana bread. And I said, oh, okay, 9 00:00:28.079 --> 00:00:31.280 banana bread then, huh, which is not her thing. But so she 10 00:00:31.359 --> 00:00:35.640 made banana bread last night and she sent me in with the entire loaf right 11 00:00:35.679 --> 00:00:41.240 here here it is. It is a loaf of banana bread. Yeah. 12 00:00:41.320 --> 00:00:44.039 She said, have your people at work eat it, and I said, 13 00:00:44.439 --> 00:00:50.039 yeah, that'll be great. I don't want to give you banana bread and 14 00:00:50.039 --> 00:00:53.560 have you pretend that you want it. Pretend I don't even like banana bread 15 00:00:53.560 --> 00:00:56.640 that much. Oh, I love banana bread. I thought you're about to 16 00:00:56.640 --> 00:00:59.679 tell me that she like burnt it and it's awful, and you don't even 17 00:00:59.719 --> 00:01:02.200 want to to try it because you know that it's really bad because you tried 18 00:01:02.200 --> 00:01:04.120 it already. I love banana bread. It's like you have all you are 19 00:01:04.120 --> 00:01:08.040 the top favorite breads that you can bay. I like banana bread if it's 20 00:01:08.079 --> 00:01:11.280 heated up and with some butter on it. I mean, yeah, that 21 00:01:11.359 --> 00:01:14.959 adds some nice flavor to it. So you can have the banana bread. 22 00:01:15.120 --> 00:01:17.680 I'm gonna put in the kitchen and I will leave it out there. But 23 00:01:17.719 --> 00:01:21.000 the problem is with no butter. There might be some butter in the fridge. 24 00:01:21.000 --> 00:01:23.159 I'm not sure. Maybe I'll even note that says there's butter in the 25 00:01:23.159 --> 00:01:26.040 fridge. Because a year or so ago, Lando Lakes came by and gave 26 00:01:26.079 --> 00:01:30.079 me like a shit ton of butter. Do you remember that? Yeah, 27 00:01:30.280 --> 00:01:33.079 it was only like four months ago. It wasn't that long ago, because 28 00:01:33.120 --> 00:01:34.959 I still have some of it, really, Yeah, because I took some 29 00:01:36.000 --> 00:01:40.680 of these like butterballs home with me. Yeah, they've been delightful. So 30 00:01:40.680 --> 00:01:42.920 I'm gonna put in the kitchen. I don't really want any myself, but 31 00:01:42.920 --> 00:01:46.519 I didn't want to hurt her feelings. She does not listen to the podcast 32 00:01:46.640 --> 00:01:49.120 at all. Yeah, so she will not know that I did not distribute 33 00:01:49.159 --> 00:01:56.640 banana bread among you and Drake and Bailey. But I felt bad for the 34 00:01:56.680 --> 00:01:59.400 other day. She's been kind of down because her business is kind of tough 35 00:01:59.439 --> 00:02:04.519 right now time for her business, and so she was nearly in tears the 36 00:02:04.519 --> 00:02:08.360 other day because they're having trouble getting bookings for her business. And I said, 37 00:02:08.360 --> 00:02:12.400 oh, it'll pop back up, it'll pick back up. And then 38 00:02:12.439 --> 00:02:15.400 she made some cookies because of about five years ago, she thought that she 39 00:02:15.439 --> 00:02:20.520 would become a cookie decorator and sell cookies on the side. So she bought 40 00:02:20.520 --> 00:02:24.800 a very expensive mixer and all the tools to make fancy decorated cookies. So 41 00:02:24.840 --> 00:02:29.360 she was trying to make candy corns and pumpkin cookies, and she burnt a 42 00:02:29.400 --> 00:02:32.000 batch. Oh it almost makes me try just thinking about it. And then 43 00:02:32.039 --> 00:02:37.879 she was crying a little bit because of her work. Then she burnt cookies 44 00:02:38.560 --> 00:02:42.240 and then she had to throw the cookies away. It's like she's had a 45 00:02:42.319 --> 00:02:46.199 bad yeah week or so anyway, take all the banana bread you want. 46 00:02:46.599 --> 00:02:50.400 Oh, I'll take some. I mean, if Drake was here today, 47 00:02:50.479 --> 00:02:53.120 that kid would have ate half the loaf by now. So I don't I 48 00:02:53.159 --> 00:02:57.080 do feel like there are people in this building and usually if you put anything 49 00:02:57.080 --> 00:03:00.520 in the break room, someone's going at it. I feel like sometimes I 50 00:03:00.599 --> 00:03:02.919 do it myself. I'm almost like ashamed to eat something in the breakroom, 51 00:03:04.000 --> 00:03:06.319 Like I kind of grab something quick, and I'm like, nobody saw me 52 00:03:06.400 --> 00:03:07.240 do that, you know, because I really, well, just because I 53 00:03:07.240 --> 00:03:09.919 don't know how long it's been sitting out. So am I disgusting that I'm 54 00:03:09.960 --> 00:03:15.039 eating these cookies or muffins that were probably a day and a half old at 55 00:03:15.039 --> 00:03:17.759 this point. So sometimes I take things real quickly and discreetly so that nobody 56 00:03:17.800 --> 00:03:22.120 can see me because I don't want the judgment. But I mean, if 57 00:03:22.159 --> 00:03:27.479 it's like within a day of seeing it sitting there, I think people don't 58 00:03:27.520 --> 00:03:30.039 care. In the lead, I am not real. I don't eat a 59 00:03:30.039 --> 00:03:32.000 lot of stuff out of the breakroom there. I came out on Friday, 60 00:03:32.319 --> 00:03:37.199 I think it was Friday. There were ribs, like somebody's leftover ribs like 61 00:03:37.400 --> 00:03:40.319 Famous days or somebody came with the ribs and leftover ribs that have been there 62 00:03:40.319 --> 00:03:45.280 for I don't know how long. Did not look appealing, cold, leftover? 63 00:03:45.840 --> 00:03:49.080 How old are these ribs? Did not look good. There was donuts 64 00:03:49.080 --> 00:03:53.159 in there the other day. Not a sweet person, but if there's pizza 65 00:03:53.240 --> 00:03:55.680 leftover in the breakroom. I'm usually not very picky about it. You know, 66 00:03:55.680 --> 00:03:59.400 pizza's a good shelf life, it does, you know, I feel 67 00:03:59.400 --> 00:04:01.080 like that. And then like cookies that are still within the container if they've 68 00:04:01.080 --> 00:04:04.120 been like sitting in a box open or something, I'm not gonna go after 69 00:04:04.159 --> 00:04:09.159 those with the ones that are still in a container. But we have been 70 00:04:09.199 --> 00:04:12.240 lucky to get so many donuts sent into the radio station, either ours or 71 00:04:12.240 --> 00:04:15.919 someone else's, that they get placed in the breakroom half the time that I'm 72 00:04:15.960 --> 00:04:18.480 so over donuts now too. I don't I like donuts, but I just 73 00:04:18.519 --> 00:04:21.120 don't care to eat them. Usually if they are offered up. That's kind 74 00:04:21.120 --> 00:04:24.800 of the go to treat when people bring in morning show food. They're like, 75 00:04:24.800 --> 00:04:27.319 oh, let's bring the morning show some donuts. And I do love 76 00:04:27.360 --> 00:04:30.720 a good maple bar, fucking maple bar, Jenny. I will kill for 77 00:04:30.759 --> 00:04:35.360 a good maple bar. Yeah, and sometimes a chocolate donut. But yeah, 78 00:04:35.480 --> 00:04:41.079 I'm not like an anyway, have it the banana bread. I'll have 79 00:04:41.120 --> 00:04:43.800 a bite. I'll definitely have a bite. Andy Wrights in in Good Morning 80 00:04:43.879 --> 00:04:47.720 Dave Jenny j Dave Jenny Drake love the Morning show. I'm glad to hear 81 00:04:47.800 --> 00:04:53.040 Drake and Jenny getting more time to show off their comedic skills. Also thanks 82 00:04:53.040 --> 00:04:57.079 for playing replaying a classic Dix Insider episode in the podcast. I was out 83 00:04:57.079 --> 00:05:00.360 for a walk and almost died laughing listening to an episode from last week and 84 00:05:00.399 --> 00:05:05.040 wanted to commiserate with Dave about his ongoing cough. I got six September twentieth, 85 00:05:05.040 --> 00:05:08.800 and the cough just would not go away. I finally went to urgent 86 00:05:08.879 --> 00:05:13.720 care a week ago prescribed an antibiotic, but it's still not resolved that I'm 87 00:05:13.720 --> 00:05:17.600 frustrated. Like Dave, I didn't really get a specific diagnosis post ReViral cough, 88 00:05:17.920 --> 00:05:23.720 which is annoying. A fll. My cough is ninety nine percent God, 89 00:05:23.800 --> 00:05:26.160 so say I didn't hear you cough at all. There was like one 90 00:05:26.279 --> 00:05:29.399 point in the show where you cleared your throat, but I don't think I've 91 00:05:29.399 --> 00:05:32.079 heard you cough at all today. This is what my affliction is now because 92 00:05:32.240 --> 00:05:36.160 my belly hurts. You know, I had belly pain for like twelve years 93 00:05:36.319 --> 00:05:39.959 and it started off just like a little bit of belly pain and I thought, 94 00:05:40.040 --> 00:05:41.680 oh, well, I'll go in. They said, oh, it's 95 00:05:41.680 --> 00:05:45.800 your gallbladder, had the gallbladder taken out, and it's only gotten worse over 96 00:05:45.839 --> 00:05:50.040 the years. I have had every colonoscopy three times, endoscopy where they go 97 00:05:50.120 --> 00:05:56.360 down your throat three times. I've swallowed the camera pill. I've done what's 98 00:05:56.399 --> 00:05:59.759 the thing when you lay in the big tube? So no, not a 99 00:06:00.560 --> 00:06:03.800 cat scan? Yeah, I think it's I think. So I've had that. 100 00:06:03.879 --> 00:06:08.600 I've had X rays, I did the camera pill. I've done everything 101 00:06:08.720 --> 00:06:13.839 from pain management. I even did hypnosis, which that's a whole other thing. 102 00:06:14.000 --> 00:06:17.120 Hypnosis to me, I think if you're getting hypnotized, you are faking 103 00:06:17.160 --> 00:06:20.360 that you're hypnotized. And I sat there in the chair pretended that I was 104 00:06:20.439 --> 00:06:25.319 hypnotized, and I felt stupid and I never went back. Was it a 105 00:06:25.360 --> 00:06:28.480 one on one situation? So you just felt like you should know, Jenny, 106 00:06:28.600 --> 00:06:30.680 was a carnival game. It was at the fucking State Fair, and 107 00:06:30.720 --> 00:06:34.839 they called me up and they had me they had me do a Peter from 108 00:06:34.879 --> 00:06:39.639 Family Guy impression, and then they cured my pain. Jenny, get your 109 00:06:39.720 --> 00:06:43.279 shit together, Get your shit together, Jenny, trying to grasp it as 110 00:06:43.279 --> 00:06:46.000 to why you felt obligated to fake it, because it was just you and 111 00:06:46.079 --> 00:06:51.000 him that's her. It was a her. That's a good question, because 112 00:06:51.120 --> 00:06:56.600 I think that's a really good question, Jenny. Why did I feel obligated 113 00:06:56.600 --> 00:07:00.040 to fake it? I don't know. I don't know, but I I 114 00:07:00.439 --> 00:07:02.680 was faking it. I didn't want to fake it. I wanted it to 115 00:07:02.720 --> 00:07:08.240 be real, but I felt like the entire time that I was faking the 116 00:07:08.240 --> 00:07:12.399 whole thing. Tell me your experience with hypnotism. There's a conversation starter, 117 00:07:12.480 --> 00:07:15.839 right, Have you ever been hypnotized? No, I don't even try to 118 00:07:15.879 --> 00:07:18.360 have my hand. I try to be invisible if I've ever been in a 119 00:07:18.360 --> 00:07:23.680 crowd where they're looking for people for that, because I don't believe it's real, 120 00:07:23.759 --> 00:07:26.120 and I just don't even if it is real, and they can kind 121 00:07:26.120 --> 00:07:29.160 of get you to go to sleep. I'm the last person anyone's going to 122 00:07:29.199 --> 00:07:31.360 get to go to sleep because I have such bad sleeping issues. So I'm 123 00:07:31.399 --> 00:07:34.720 not going to be a crime. Geny's got inby she's the only one not 124 00:07:34.800 --> 00:07:39.519 hypnotized. But we've done a couple of shows at Treasure Island, and this 125 00:07:39.639 --> 00:07:43.160 was going back to the intern John days, where we had a hypnotist like 126 00:07:43.160 --> 00:07:47.079 a world traveling or at least us traveling hypnotist go to Treasure Island and do 127 00:07:47.120 --> 00:07:50.079 a show. And in turn, John when he was on the show, 128 00:07:50.600 --> 00:07:58.279 always volunteered and he always faked it, and he was funny as fuck because 129 00:07:58.879 --> 00:08:01.800 he would get up there and he was not hypnotized, and he would be 130 00:08:01.879 --> 00:08:03.240 like, no, man, I'm not hypnotized. I'm just faking it to 131 00:08:03.240 --> 00:08:09.360 be fun and entertaining. And he would do shit and you feel like you 132 00:08:09.399 --> 00:08:11.439 can get away with like, you know, Okay, you're the world's best 133 00:08:11.480 --> 00:08:16.680 beatboxer. You're at the world's greatest beatboxing championship. Let's hear your stuff, 134 00:08:16.720 --> 00:08:20.160 ready, go, And John got it. He had to look stupid, 135 00:08:22.199 --> 00:08:24.680 because that's what's funny about it. Yeah, and he had the excuse of 136 00:08:24.839 --> 00:08:28.480 I didn't know what I was doing. I was hypnotized. Yeah. So 137 00:08:28.680 --> 00:08:33.200 we've had hypnotists on the show before, and it was a long time ago, 138 00:08:33.320 --> 00:08:37.080 and I I never got hypnotized. It wasn't my thing. So anyway, 139 00:08:37.120 --> 00:08:39.519 I have tried the reason back, coming back full circle to the pain 140 00:08:39.519 --> 00:08:43.679 in my stomach. I don't feel like coughing now, but the pain right 141 00:08:43.679 --> 00:08:46.960 now today is so bad that I'm kind of wincing as I talk a little 142 00:08:46.960 --> 00:08:50.080 bit because you kind of hear me kind of do that once in a while. 143 00:08:50.639 --> 00:08:52.039 And it's because it hurts so bad that I kind of have to clinch 144 00:08:52.120 --> 00:08:56.840 up and it's frustrating and it affects the way I talk a little bit because 145 00:08:56.840 --> 00:09:00.639 I kind of talged like this a little bit. It's because it hurts so 146 00:09:00.799 --> 00:09:03.440 bad and there's nothing that anybody has figured out I had to do about it. 147 00:09:03.519 --> 00:09:07.840 Dabbing pain. I'm trying to understand what it is. It can be. 148 00:09:07.000 --> 00:09:11.279 It's more of a punch okay, or burning kind of a pain okay, 149 00:09:11.360 --> 00:09:15.639 And it varies and sometimes it's not bad at all, and right now 150 00:09:15.679 --> 00:09:18.440 it's not bad, but it's bad enough that it's making me WinCE a little 151 00:09:18.440 --> 00:09:22.960 bit. So fuck it's it's it's frustrating, and it really start up again, 152 00:09:24.080 --> 00:09:26.799 like being so bad again, because I feel like I was gonna say, 153 00:09:26.799 --> 00:09:28.039 I don't feel like you've complained too much about stomach issues, like every 154 00:09:28.120 --> 00:09:31.600 once in a while, but not consistently. A couple of days ago, 155 00:09:33.840 --> 00:09:37.320 separate topic, Davi and Jenny were discussing buy nothing groups on Facebook and how 156 00:09:37.320 --> 00:09:39.320 they work. I belong to one and I love it so much. I 157 00:09:39.360 --> 00:09:43.679 bought a condo in March, which took almost all my savings, and getting 158 00:09:43.720 --> 00:09:48.799 items from the group for free has been nothing short of fantastic. I've got 159 00:09:48.919 --> 00:09:52.080 kitchen items, paintings, lamps, and more. Not only our members saving 160 00:09:52.159 --> 00:09:56.240 money, we are keeping things out of landfills. I had read that a 161 00:09:56.240 --> 00:09:58.960 lot of donated items never make it to the selling floors but get tossed out. 162 00:10:00.480 --> 00:10:05.639 So buy nothing is good for the pocketbook and the planet. What do 163 00:10:05.720 --> 00:10:09.039 you know about buying nothing groups? Because I know almost nothing. I mean, 164 00:10:09.559 --> 00:10:11.440 from what I know, you have to you have to be living in 165 00:10:11.440 --> 00:10:15.679 that neighborhood to be able to be a part of it, and then you 166 00:10:15.799 --> 00:10:18.480 either post something that you're giving away for free, or you can ask for 167 00:10:18.559 --> 00:10:24.039 something if you're specifically like I need four martini glasses. Does anyone have four 168 00:10:24.120 --> 00:10:28.440 martini glasses laying around? And if someone comments, then you go pick them 169 00:10:28.519 --> 00:10:31.559 up from their house. Or someone's giving away a slide or something I don't 170 00:10:31.559 --> 00:10:35.320 know, like sure slide. They're like, here's a kid's slide. You 171 00:10:35.360 --> 00:10:37.919 can comment on it and then you're in the running for it. I've commented 172 00:10:39.000 --> 00:10:41.559 I'm on the Salam's Park one and I've commented it on a couple things I've 173 00:10:41.559 --> 00:10:46.039 never won. I don't they usually do like a random draw or something if 174 00:10:46.080 --> 00:10:48.720 there's a bunch of comments on it, but then they pick someone and then 175 00:10:48.759 --> 00:10:52.840 you go pick it up from their house and it's just kind of the same 176 00:10:52.879 --> 00:10:56.720 as Facebook Marketplace, just no money's changed at all. I like that because, 177 00:10:56.759 --> 00:11:01.960 for example, I'm reading the book that's called Nobody Wants Your Shit. 178 00:11:01.080 --> 00:11:05.240 I ordered it the other day and it's basically the Sweetish Death Cleaning, and 179 00:11:05.279 --> 00:11:07.639 it's you know, I'm only a couple of chapters in, but it's talking 180 00:11:07.639 --> 00:11:11.879 about the benefits of getting rid of all your shit, and the main one 181 00:11:11.960 --> 00:11:13.679 is, you know, it's peace of mind. You have more space, 182 00:11:15.159 --> 00:11:18.559 but also you don't want to think of your loved ones, like Allison, 183 00:11:18.600 --> 00:11:22.159 for example, after I died, she'll already be sad, I hope, 184 00:11:24.000 --> 00:11:26.919 going through the house, going there's so much stuff in here, Dad, 185 00:11:28.039 --> 00:11:31.879 Oh my god. So yesterday I was looking for something. I forget what, 186 00:11:31.440 --> 00:11:37.320 and I looked under a cabinet in the basement and there was our old 187 00:11:37.799 --> 00:11:41.600 dishes, our old like you know, pots, not pots, but plates 188 00:11:41.600 --> 00:11:45.080 and saucers and cups and little you know, that type of thing, our 189 00:11:45.120 --> 00:11:48.840 old set that we had when we first got married. Somebody would want that. 190 00:11:48.240 --> 00:11:52.039 But if I put it on Facebook Marketplace, I'd go through the whole 191 00:11:52.080 --> 00:11:56.519 rigmarole of like, well twenty five bucks, well will you take fifteen, 192 00:11:56.559 --> 00:11:58.320 and then they might not show up. But if I put it on the 193 00:11:58.320 --> 00:12:01.639 Buy Nothing, I could just say, hey, here it is, I'll 194 00:12:01.679 --> 00:12:05.360 pick one person, right, you pick one person, yep, set it 195 00:12:05.399 --> 00:12:09.320 on the front porch. Then you're done. Yep. It's very simple. 196 00:12:09.600 --> 00:12:13.320 Okay. I think I'm going to do that because I hate the idea of, 197 00:12:13.480 --> 00:12:16.440 like she says, Annie, this is still Annie's email, of throwing 198 00:12:16.480 --> 00:12:18.600 it in a landfill so somebody could get some more use out of it. 199 00:12:20.039 --> 00:12:22.600 Next one was wondering how Drake's hunt for the new apartment is going. I 200 00:12:22.679 --> 00:12:24.720 might have missed it, but I haven't heard the latest updates. I was 201 00:12:24.759 --> 00:12:28.720 also reminded of the conversation several months ago about him maybe buying a house, 202 00:12:30.159 --> 00:12:33.519 and I wanted to suggest him looking into buying a condo. I thought I 203 00:12:33.559 --> 00:12:37.159 was absolutely dead set on buying a single family house, but then my reallders 204 00:12:37.159 --> 00:12:41.240 showed me a condo in the city I already lived in and absolutely met my 205 00:12:41.320 --> 00:12:46.519 needs. My mortgage is reasonable, and the HOA covers everything except internet and 206 00:12:46.600 --> 00:12:50.879 electric even heat, something to keep in mind for the future. I don't 207 00:12:50.919 --> 00:12:54.720 know, Drake will talk about it a lot, and then he won't talk 208 00:12:54.720 --> 00:12:56.080 about it at all. He found a place, He did find a place. 209 00:12:56.320 --> 00:13:00.679 Yes, he found a new apartment and as far as I'm looking into 210 00:13:00.679 --> 00:13:03.840 a condo because he's actually talked to my boyfriend to be his real estate agent. 211 00:13:05.320 --> 00:13:09.279 Drake wants a house because he doesn't want to be living in a building 212 00:13:09.279 --> 00:13:11.679 where his neighbors can hear him through the walls because he's a streamer. Oh 213 00:13:11.720 --> 00:13:16.480 he screams. That's why he mostly was like interested in buying in the first 214 00:13:16.480 --> 00:13:20.039 place. He didn't want to move to another apartment and then have neighbors annoyed 215 00:13:20.080 --> 00:13:24.039 with him because he's constantly streaming and yelling and stuff like that. So I 216 00:13:24.120 --> 00:13:28.240 don't think condo living would work for what he's kind of looking for and owning 217 00:13:28.240 --> 00:13:31.679 a property. But I mean, I agree with her that condo living can 218 00:13:31.720 --> 00:13:35.759 be much more affordable than buying a house right now, Okay, interesting, 219 00:13:35.799 --> 00:13:39.679 Yeah, I'm sure that's really true. And I mean condos are great because 220 00:13:39.679 --> 00:13:43.080 a lot of the time, there's no lawn care and no snow removal. 221 00:13:43.679 --> 00:13:46.200 She goes on to say, y'all are my favorite radio people. I hope 222 00:13:46.240 --> 00:13:50.039 you have a wonderful weekend. Thank you. She wrote this on Friday seventh 223 00:13:50.080 --> 00:13:54.000 listener dart Lick, I'm calling HR. I work in HR, and I 224 00:13:54.039 --> 00:13:56.919 find this bit hilarious. It should be brought back with Jenny as the HR 225 00:13:58.000 --> 00:14:01.639 rep and Dave and Drake calling her. We're actually taking inspiration from you, 226 00:14:01.679 --> 00:14:05.919 Annie. We're doing the HR bit tomorrow and I'm taking your kids to school. 227 00:14:05.639 --> 00:14:09.440 Best War of the Roses ever, Steph writer Annie from Roseville. Thank 228 00:14:09.440 --> 00:14:13.879 you, Annie, you basically took up the entire podcast this time. Send 229 00:14:13.919 --> 00:14:18.120 me an email about hypnotism and let me know whether you've been hypnotized, whether 230 00:14:18.159 --> 00:14:22.759 you believe in it. Some people probably are very firmly believing in it and 231 00:14:22.840 --> 00:14:26.200 some people are not. And that is it for the Minnesota Goodbye Emails to 232 00:14:26.960 --> 00:14:31.360 Ryan Show at KDWB dot com.