Four nine two four, Happy Tuesday, more metroplex and world. And unlike
a lot of broadcasters that I saw on TV yesterday when I took in a
lot of the local news, we have not wade out of as adjectives.
We're here to talk about it with words. We can do that. We're
not going to be speechless from what we saw yesterday in the skies. Once
in a lifetime event, friends, and it was great. Even Tim who
called in yesterday, let's saying he was non plussed by it, even tweeted
me and said, pretty plussed, bro, pretty Plus, I'm Kevin Turner.
It's Dandy. Bayliss's wrong, got Danny today? We had Danny,
Dude. We had Dandy, which I knew this J J. Jackson,
I missed so much work. Yes, an interview with a big, important,
notable person. You're not just some slappy eight am eight ten. Are
you saying that we normally interview slappy like Tim? No? No, no,
we don't. Well, it's just like one for us to have someone
on. It's very respectable. Yeah. I think a lot of people just
think we're a bunch of deal weeds. We just get stand up comics that
no one's ever heard of Dusty Sleigh Tomorrow San Antonio man was a slappy No.
I don't think so, no, no, and no one thinks for
dill Weeds we're cool as heck. I think so too. I think so.
I look at us, I sort of got I saw a well Don
van Nada Junior, Jesus Don van Nada Junior. Only that's all you can
do. You don't want to get Dan Vaughan Nada because that's a different guy.
It's Don van Nada. He's writing the Jerry Jones book. He's calling
it at eight ten. Oh, so many questions how to even do that
story? And maybe he's not doing the whole thing. We'll find out.
It's called the Star. That's the name of the book. J Jones Star.
He was. He's such a good writer. Yeah. And as far
as people that do this kind of thing, that guy, dude does so
much legwork and research. It's incredible. Had him on before in the past,
and dude, he's great. He is so good and so smart and
yeah, I know what you're talking about. He's and he likes to have
a good time too, Like he's not just button down and super serious.
Really, Yeah, he's cool. He's a cool, cool interview. He's
the one who wrote the big Johnny Walker blue piece on Jerry from well,
he usually is the guy behind like kind of the expose. The big stuff
was one that kind of broke the news about the uh, the Dalrymple video
stuff, secret recordings of cheerleaders and whatnot. And then I just saw a
pig. I don't know, I don't know how recent. It's hard to
tell when you look at Jerry, but of them sitting on the bus and
talking, you know, it's just I don't know if it's credit to Jerry
or what I mean. This is a could could be someone who you consider
your arch nemesis. You know, you're the writer keeps long forming the trouble
I get into. Yet you're gonna write my biography. I think it's that
I'm gonna sit down with you for dozens of hours if need be. I
think it's almost like the the the relationship that police have with criminals, because
it's kind of in the game. As long as you don't touch civilians,
then you're okay. And Jerry knows that his behavior and the stuff that he's
doing has a chance to get to become public knowledge. And if the purporter
does a better job at exposing that stuff than Jerry does it covering up,
covering it up, then Jerry's just kind of like just kind of tips his
hat, all right, you got me. That's amazing. I bet that's
that's how they how Jerry views it. I bet it is man like I
just surely respect for you, respect the game. Yeah. Well, also,
I think the first step to not having any any enemies is not caring
at all what people say or think about you. I mean, that's Jerry's
not getting pulled off sides by anything. I ever. I remember why I
worked at the at the fan one time, maybe twice he did freak out
and call in, and that only happened. Like if you say something that's
really about them not trying, which is so false. They do try.
They just make a lot of dumb decisions sometimes, but they do try,
maybe to a fault. They try sometimes when it would be time to maybe
pull back and rebuild or whatever, although I don't believe in rebuilding the NFL.
So but that's like the one thing or a joke about his age.
He did not like that, Like I'm here, you say it to my
face. Well, yeah, you're eighty one hotlines ringing. Oh crap.
But uh, dude, he does not care, and he doesn't I'm I
I've always have billions of millions of dollars. That's some a little bit of
thought, that whole thing about when you get older you don't care about what
people think. I think we all care about what people think, and I
think Jerry cares about what people think. It's when you get older you learn
how to manage your reaction to what people think. You are able to handle
criticism better. Does that make sense? You don't react to the criticism with
defensiveness or whatever. But I mean, look, we all say that.
It's like I just don't care anymore. I don't really care. I do.
I think we all really care what people think. But the thing is
is, how do you react when what they think is negative? Nobody's talking
about us though, Yeah, and people have been talking about Jerry for thirty
forty years whatever. It is a lot since since the Cowboy purchase and his
bubble a lot before that. And he's a billionaire. You know that does
give you some fuel too, Yeah, exactly, like I've already won.
Do I care what these pleabs are saying, they're talking about me. Oh
that's good. More about if we always say that, like, is he
okay with everyone? As long as they're talking, doesn't matter if it's good
or bad. So's things has been completely just false about him. He doesn't
care and he probably has cut off lines if it's about the Cowboys versus about
him personally. But when we all talk about him and his family personally,
yeah, because a lot of it's out there, including Upskirt Picks, Well
that's not his family kind of is. But how many owners? Does everyone
in this town know that all their kids' names? I mean, maybe it's
common. I don't know, but I guess they don't necessarily show up on
TV in the draft room, you know, or have high level positions with
the team. I understand that. But their life is the perfect combination of
succession in the Righteous Gym Stones, Yeah, mesh it all together and playmaker
if you want. Yeah, it is. Every time I watched Ryge' Jimstones,
now is it funny? But I'm just like, oh my god,
I'm tying everything back to that family the same way with succession. You enjoying
it, but it's like I'm still thinking about the Cowboys while I'm watching it.
It might be part of the reason I enjoyed both the show so much,
because it must be fun though, Like, if you're a how old
was it when he bought the team? Forty? He was eighty nine when
he bought the team? Yeah, in his forties, Yeah, something about
thirty six or yeah, probably about my lifetime ago, thirty six, I
see, so mine say he's eighty one now, right, so he was
eighty nine, he was forty six. Jeez. Weird as we get older,
you know, Like I don't know, like when the Rams hired Sean
McVay, I remember like he was thirty six or something, thirty something so
young it just didn't make sense. And forty six an insanely young, you
know, but it feels like it now, you know, when he's younger
than us. I was just cuban only about the mouse. I'm cuban sixty
something now and he bought him in ninety nine, twenty five years ago.
So yeah, he was forty one, forty forty one probably man, maybe
not even let's see man. Yeah, we're my glasses. Yeah, that's
a bad glasses on this morning. Uh oh no, if your eyes are
hurting. I'll tell you at seven thirty if you need to go to the
doctor or not. Yeah. Uh, it's this article. Mark Evan went
broke, nearly went broke a twenty seven, became a millionaire five years later.
Blah blah blah. I don't know. Well. He put ROI Radio
on the Internet. I thought that meant return on investment. Not anymore,
that's what everyone else thought it meant. He sold micro solutions to comp Serve
for six million in nineteen ninety he was thirty two, and then broadcast dot
Com and the Big Dog by Yahoo for five point seven billion. Streaming.
He puts streaming on the internet, like we He didn't get enough credit for
that. And it was freaking Norm Show, right, I have been norm
Show was the first thing that he streamed on. Yeah, because the match
games were on five seventy or whatever. Yeah. And that handful of people
that got in on the ground floor with that company. Yeah. He had
a buddy that a guy that I'd kind of met through a really had a
few really good friends of mine. He was this other dude, and we'd
see each other all the time, out and out, out and about,
and I kept asking him one time, It's like, so, what you
know, you're always hanging out and staying up late and seeing bands and stuff.
What kind of job do you have that that enables you to kind of
live this lifestyle? And he was, you know, a little demure about
it, I guess, but uh I finally got him to tell me.
He goes, well, I was Uh. I worked for Broadcast dot Com.
And when Mark sold the company a few years back, you know,
he we all got paid. We got paid with stock options and cash and
whatnot. And I go, what does that mean? He goes, I
don't have to work ever? Like he made millions? Really, yes,
damn. And he was just some you know, really smart tech dude that
like going and seeing bands and was friends with a lot of musicians and stuff.
But yeah, he was just this real quiet guy that always saw out
and about He's like, yeah, I'll never have to work again if I
don't want to try, Buddy Jason Farrontello, his part was yesterday. Sorry
I missed that birthday, j Jason, same thing, Ground four of Yeah,
Broadcast dot Com. Yeah, got a big path, and I think
to work, but I think there's the lowest level. I don't I have
no idea what Jason made. Yeah. I mean Demeris worked there too,
you know. Yeah, And I don't know. I've I've had whiskey with
Damaris and tried to try to get it out of it, try to get
a number out. No. Look, I didn't try that hard. I'm
you know, I realized that's but I feel like, on some level,
if that happens, you kind of do want to tell people, right,
It's like friends. Yeah, I was thinking about that last night because,
you know, we especially in the last couple of weeks when I've downloaded the
lotto app and have been playing that, he started having those you know,
how am I going to do it? How would I do it? Yeah?
And I saw this video. It was one of those you know podcast
the Financial Dudes that streams the show on YouTube every day. What a novel
idea? And uh And some guy called in and he had he was telling
him that he won twenty two million dollars playing the lottery, and he said,
the only people that know and he's married with kids. He goes,
my brother knows, and my wife knows, my kids don't know, and
none of my friends know. And the guy's like, okay, the financial.
Dude's like, okay, I don't have a problem with that. He
goes, are you still working? He said, yep, I still work.
He goes, have you upgraded your your you know, possessions lifestyle?
He said, not at all. He goes, we had just paid off
the house that we live in. I love this house. I don't want
to move. He goes, did you did you go out? You bought
a new car? Right? He goes, no, we we paid cash
for two Toyotas and we love them, and that we don't see any need
to get any different cars. And yeah, just the my most smartest,
reliable dude. That's probably the complete opposite of what I would do. But
I don't know. I might, I might be cool with it. But
the fact that he didn't. He's he has no plans of telling his kids
until they are like in their thirties, because he got I don't want them
growing up just what do you call him? He goes, I don't want
them to be waiters waiting around on me to die. Yeah. Yeah,
Or they just kind of like never never commit to anything or follow their dreams
or passions because they know they've got this, this this mattress. They can
fall on a golden full of money, and I think that's so admirable.
And I think that's it. Now. The kids might be pissed later,
like Dad, what are new dollars? But maybe when they're old enough to
understand, they'll realize what why he is doing what he's doing. But I
think that's a brilliant approach, that is. And I wonder if we would
tell each other, like if you won the damn power ball, the one
that happened on Saturday, and your cash out was, you know, after
taxes six seven hundred million dollars, how would you conduct your life? Would
you tell me? And Kevo, Yeah, oh, I think about that
a lot. I always thought my plan would be, well, I don't
know, and this is probably the opposite of sort of what you're saying in
the private, but it would be I would start a documentary like the second
I found out. I would just with my phone. I would film myself
as much of my initial reaction as I could get. And then I think
it'd be fun to go to my brother's house, you know, and knock
on the door, you know, and tell him and get his initial you
know, go to the handful of people my mom, I guess are the
people that I was gonna tell yues for the sake of the documentary. I
would probably tell you guys too, thereby violating exactly what you're saying. But
I don't know that I would want to do or if I'm smart enough to
do what that guy did. The documentary is your plan, man, whatever
you want goes, so thank you. You want to include this. Well,
the financial advisor guy, you know kind of asked him, aside from
the things that I mentioned, what's your motivation for this? And he said,
you know, he was, well, when I won the money,
he goes, Obviously, I hired an attorney and got some money people to
help me understand what's the best way to do this, handle the financial aspect
of it. But he said he started doing research on people that had won
lotteries in the past and said that, you know, the overriding theme was
that these people that won large sums of money like this basically went through it
within ten years and were flat broke. Yeah, you see it happen in
the NFL all the time, or maybe you used to more than you do
now. But he said that, he goes, I didn't want to fall
in you know, I didn't want to succumb to some of those pitfalls.
But well, you said he won twenty two million. Twenty two million,
but that's that's pocketed. Yes, that is the you know, it was
probably like a fifty million dollar thing then after whatever taxes and whatnot. But
he took the lump sum and he ended up pocketing twenty two million, which
is a ton of I wonder where like the tipping point is, Like,
that's I mean, that is a ton of money. I think more than
enough for the rest of your life. I could blow through that in a
month. But that's what like when you applied to the NFL or an athlete.
Yeah, and if your career earning is I don't I don't even know
what the what the career earning is right now if you have four six year
careers like solid make pension whatever, but you're I mean ten million more,
I guess you know it depends. But that's yeah, and yes, to
us, that feels like infinite money. But man, if you try to
keep up with your super max guys on your team at all and put on
the show for a few years, I can see that not lasting ten years
and nothing else coming and no plans for anything else to come in. Yeah,
something's probab maybe some careless gambling. I think if you have your situation
squared away, you know, you've got a house that you like, you
like the neighborhood you live in. What's wrong with my car? Nothing.
That's where these guys screw up is they upgrade things that are not essential,
are not even really that important. Yeah, but you're a you're a that
is a mature adult saying that. And on some I guess I am too.
But if you're twenty two twenty three, you start going and then it
goes Plus you have all your friends that you now have given dumb jobs too.
And yeah, and plus it's fun as hell to take all your friends
to Vegas, you know, or to Beza or whatever, of course,
and yeah, I would probably do that too. Man, you torture a
lot faster, you think even ten million dollars. Well, that's the thing
he said. That was another common thread, and the people that had won
large sums of money was the knocks on the door, you know, the
family, the phone calls, the sad stories, you know, the I
need Oh yeah, well let's gotta lee. Mortgage is coming up and a
wife just lost her job and they tell you a real uncle, Bill's got
diabetes and then yeah, and it's like, that is sad. I do
love this person. They're not lying to me. Yep, but that ain't
your responsibility off just a little bit. Well, here's a funny thing,
feeding the cats, isn't it. I mean, if I gave someone five
hundred dollars, that's five hundred dollars they did not have yesterday. So there
feeding the stray cat. You know, dynamic there, that's true. One
thing that this guy said that won the money that I thought was fascinating is
he's got a great cover because his wife's father had passed away right around the
time that they won the money, and he left his entire inheritance to her.
Now, granted, it wasn't like a million dollars enough to if they
smoke screen enough. When he bought his mom a new roof out of pocket
because of what some insurance problem that she had, She's like, where are
you getting all this money from? Well, you know, we got the
inheritance from Sheila's dad. He's like, oh, and the financial advisors like,
you've already spent that money. A like five times, haven't you?
And he goes, oh, yeah, for sure, but it's you know,
they nobody knows how much we got and they know it wasn't because it
was a visible lifestyle that her dad lived. You can kind of gauge what
somebody's worth and how much money they got that they can use as a cover.
But he's like, really sensible, dude, And I wish that I
could find the link, because man, if you anybody that comes into money
that hasn't grown up with it or had it in a long time, it's
a it's a really good watch. Imagine if that like just take that power
ball whatever you pocket three hundred million dollars. There is I guess the scenario
where you wouldn't have to tell one soul, right, and you wouldn't have
to tell your spouse. Yeah, I suppose if it's another account. Well,
if you got divorced, you probably would very separate account. That might
be why you don't tell her. Caribbean Island, says Zurich, Switzerland.
Honey, you're always going to the Cayman. Yeah, why do you like
the Caymans? I love Scuba? Well, if you tell her what it
what if she's like she's like, not that impressed by you. But now
that you have this money, what if she's a real conniving bitch, you
wouldn't want her, you know, the day after what you want her to
know? If you won, you and your husband was a real conniving bit,
you wouldn't want him to know. Is it better if I fraend it
that way? That sounds to me like throwing good money after bad is then
you're killed in a murder for hire plot. That's actually very possible too.
Yeah, people, yeah, that has to be the billionaire lottery murder for
higher story. Right, Oh my god, a real one has to be
probably easily found. I don't want my name out there because and then what
all wins to dollars? You're like, hell, just the idiot, common
criminal that thinks if you've got a lot of money, then you just have
stacks of cash lying around your house and bunk key on the head, and
you can find out where anybody lives just if you know their name. But
everyone's personality is different. I mean, I personally think I could be fine
playing golf on an island, but I wonder if we didn't have this,
I think I would be fine and just quit, never do it again.
But boy, I don't know. You go a year of not doing whatever
this is that we do, you might miss it. You might miss not
having a voice to comment on something which is over you is. And I
don't really look at the job that way. But take it away from you
and see if you thought about the job that way. Oh yeah, any
people might miss that. I've never No, I don't know. Maybe you've
met you making music living a I mean, because we do live semi public
lives, not really at all, but sort of. I don't think I've
ever met anybody, maybe outside of norm that loves this job, in this
business more than you, Kevin. I think that you would be miserable if
you have the business well, okay, the art of it then, or
the whatever you want to call it it. I think you would be miserable
if you couldn't do this in some capacity on a semi regular basis. Start
a podcast. There it is solved. You're right nowadays you can do other
things to scratch the itch enough, but it is one of the rare jobs
that you even if you have a billion dollars in the bank, it's a
niche that you can't really quantify losing in your life. You know, like
the ability to do this, and it's just not the ability to do it
well, but just the fact that you get to do it is very unique
and cool. And even a billionaire does you know, if you don't have
it, it's an odd thing to be like, all right, well,
what the hell? Like that was really something that was fun. I also
wonder that, Okay, approaching this job, if you knew that you had
five hundred million dollars in the bank, part of part of the allure of
doing this, I think is the fact that, you know, maybe us
more so than others, feel like the string could get cut at any time.
Yeah, And I wonder if there's some some element of juice oh yeah
to that, to that dynamic that makes it more like if you had what
I'm saying is, if you had half a billion dollars in the bank,
what's the risk you got a big net under you no matter what you do.
Yeah, yeah, I think that's kind of make what makes life worth
being engaged in. But we all can get toasted. Yeah in a week
if five hundred million dollars. I absolutely am not pulling audio from Fox four
at NBC five and their eclipse coverage. Yes, last night it's not happening.
I'm good because I wouldn't have to do it. But now they're come
up with something and I did nine o'clock. Good. Get ready, Yeah,
I'm ready for that. If you are a powerball winner, are you
someone who does have twenty plus million in your accounts, especially if you've never
told anyone, you know, if you keep it very secret, one let
us know what that's like. We won't put your name out there. We
won't put your name there. We'll set up some golf your club, of
course, and we just want to learn about your lifestyle and what you do,
maybe become friends. You'll become good. We don't want anything out of
this. I don't want any even the opportunity fellowship, friendship. Where are
your contemporaries? Although it is customary if you invite Mikey and Kevin to your
club that you provide them with, you know, a set of custom club
Yeah, new club driver, a nice thing? Maybe three does? Three?
Does titleists? You need a driver? I don't even need a driver.
I didn't bring clothes, sir. Yeah, I need the belt and
shoe and a new shoe to take you to the grand opening, Travis Matthews,
North Park. I O, Smithew, you haven't even seen these clothes
with the black card. Here you go. I am opening up a new
position for a multimillionaire in my life, and I'd like to welcome anyone listening
who fits that category to apply within what an altruistic maneuver. You got a
Mike Michael Sarroy at iHeartMedia dot com and he'll get to that email eventually.
I have enough poor friends, all right? You want to you need balance.
I want balance in my life, exactly right, and I need to
offset on my idiot poor friends with someone very wealthy. And I have that
position. I like that filled asapp two and four or personal email. He's
authorized. So, Tim, if you're listening, imagine a billionaire best friend
who actually liked you and would and knows that you're not I mean, you
know, knows that you're not out to get them or whatever, but knows
you also appreciate. Yeah. Masters, When do we leave five o'clock today?
Okay? On the private jet? Just a friend. I want to
go to the Masters. Eight years, so much has happened. It's Master's
week. Keo, dude, tomorrow Oh, I got you a good primer
at Tuesday. That's not even a master's primer Tuesday. It's something that happened
in the live tournament this weekend. Very funny. Play that for you at
seven. Well man, all right, good talk. Let's all continue Sexton
today up, all right, Tuesday. Tuesdays are the worst day of the
week. Oh it's it sucks, but but we're gonna ramp it up for
you today. And we're gonna begin with the most important thing in the world.
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