Sure, what's that, beautiful people? It is your baby Mama, favorite
baby Mama story peat and this is another episode of Chocolate Chip and Zip the
modern day female perspective, Damn Son back at it again, boom, and
yeah, you know, I just want to start off by saying first things.
First, rest in peace to the queen who never was. Everybody on
Team Black really appreciates your service. And yeah, were still gonna hold it
down for you, Rainus Raners. I always make your name up, but
you know who you are. We thank you for your sacrifice. Also,
I just want to say a big fuck you to Sister Sage. Unless you
have some grand plan, then we're all writing for you. Girl, Black
Girl, Magic, girl power. But yeah, those things aside, if
you watch House of Dragons as the Black people call it, or The Boys,
those two statements might have made sense. If not, they probably didn't.
But if you do, sight of my dms, because we got so
much to talk about. I mean, we're recording this on a Wednesday,
so by the time this drops still be another episode of the Boys Out,
so hopefully we can catch up on that too. But yeah, y'all,
let's talk because both these shows are stressing me out. What is trash that
the Boys have you? Oh? I forgot to change my band for my
watch? It's okay? Have you? Are you up to date? No?
But see see uh just Tray said the Boys are back, baby,
Yes, we're like four or five episodes in Where are You at? A
whole lot of jazz has left my a f so offt Yeah fuck them,
I'm crying. So yeah, A long story short. If you watch any
of these shoes, please hit me up because we have so much to discuss.
H King B. Moore says, Yes, The Boys Season four is
on hood. Hippie says, A man is a dead man walking for show.
I'ma be real for with you. I don't think he is. I
don't think he is. I think that technically he just did what everybody wanted
him to do and what everybody secretly wanted to happen. You saw what happened
when my man started to speaking hih vilaria and at that council Nigga said,
yeah, that's the one we need. Yeah, that's the energy. Half
Man five Amazing says Yes, Stormy's talk has gotten spicy since being in the
gym. I'm cracking up Streife de Villain says, I need Cole put in
the ground. Bruh. I saw a post said Christian Cole must be what
they named Cole Salad after because I hate him just like I hate fucking cold
salad. And you know what, I appreciated that because you I'm sick of
this nigga. I ain't not even a nigga. I'm sick of him.
I can't wait to see how his storyline plays out because I'm ready for him
to go. I'm ready for the go. I'm sick of him. That's
it, and that's all right. Jp Less says, I like House of
Dragons, never seen the boys, Baby, you gotta catch up. It's
good too. I don't watch TV and the boys go crazy. Sea,
I say, he don't watch TV and the boys go crazy. So that
she lets you know you need to tune in, right, So all that
aside, Today we have a very special episode and it's really near and dear
to my heart. And the theme of today's episode is everything is connected.
I don't know how, but figure it out. And I'm gonna say it
again. I'm gonna say it again. The theme of today's episode is everything
is connected. I don't know how, but figure it out. I don't
know. I mean shit, I ain't gonna hold you. It might be
connected by me drinking gin and putting all this shit together. Listen. It
might be connected by melatonin and me jotting down a few topics. You never
know. It might be connected by personal experiences. We don't know. All
I'm gonna say is everything is connected. I don't know how, but figure
it out. Okay. I want to start with something that I saw,
and I see circling every time this person goes on tour, and I'm getting
a little sick and tired of it. Every time this person goes on tour,
we see the same thing. As soon as I say this person's name,
you're already gonna know who I'm talking about. Half of you already didn't
put it together. Every time Christopher Maurice Brown goes on tour. Every time
Christopher Maurice Brown goes on tour, we see the same narrative of somebody's boyfriend
broke up with her because she went to the meet and greet. Every time
never fails. At least one person is going to go viral because they went
to the meet and greet her boyfriend got upset and she broke and he broke
up her like bruh, bruh. I'm really and truly, I'm sick of
it. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of see of the narrative that
every time Christopher Maurice Brown goes on tour, somebody's boyfriend breaks up with her
because she went to them meet a greet. And then the first thing men
always try to say is what would you do? What if your man went
to Megan the Stallions meeting Greek bager not bad bruhh, yeah, bruh,
bruh. I'm trying. Here's what y'all don't understand. Every time y'all come
with what would you do if your men want to Megan the Stallions meet and
Greek Baby? I don't care Megan, don't won't you mean? Don't won't
you? Bruh bruh, bruh. Got shot. I don't understand. What
do you want me to say? What you want me to be like,
oh no, my man can't go to Megan a Stallions meeting greet? What
what? Maybe? I don't give a fuck? Ladies, I don't know,
tap in like, am I the only one who don't care if their
man was to go to like a Meghan the Stallion meet and Greek? Is
it just me? Is it just me? Miss Meghan? I was gonna
bag you with my girlfriend said no, bruh, it's like Megan don't want
you. You're not good for Megan. You good for me? You regular?
That's crazy, You're regular? You good for me? You come to
see you, you might come and see you. Otis are you're going to
have an uncle? Laugh where you can order it right? Don't make me
live like a black auntie. I'm serious, man, like I feel like
if you are going to pay for like a meet and greet, get your
money's worth, and my man goes to Megan thee Stallion's concert. Baby,
you better get your money worth if you pay one thousand dollars for a meet
and greet, take a picture with a throng in your mouth. Okay,
go ahead, have her pick you up, all right. Let me get
some che or something. Baby, steal a couple of tracks off the back.
Get your money's work, all right, Come home and tell me what
you smell like. That's an investment person. Yeah, I do not care.
You want to know why I don't care because Megan don't want you.
Megan don't want you. I want you. I love you. Megan,
don't okay the fuck Megan ain't gonna pop them pimples on your back. I
am okay, stop playing with me. I don't care. I don't care.
If you're spending one thousand dollars, get your money's worth. That's all
I have to say. That's all I have to say. And it's like
I don't know, I don't know. I support my man a little differently
because I actually want her to pick you up. No no shade, no
shade, like I just want to see it. She looks nice. I
don't care. And then that's another thing. Maybe I really don't care because
I don't care because Megan's amazing. Hell yeah. And then here's the here's
the kicker though, say say like say in some absurd universe Earth six three
six, Megan actually do want you? Well now, I kind of attitude
because watch she wants you and show want me what bra wife? We can
we can take her down together? What's up? I got a master ball
in the trunk, Thank you, thank you, And then no, bruh,
talk to her first. Real girls like girls better I mean like,
well, like obviously I'm joking, but I ain't gonna hold your ship making
want my man. That gave me a little bit of confidence. I don't
know. Maybe it's just me. Maybe it's just me. I don't know.
Shout out to me in a stallion sidebar. Did y'all see her sailor
Moon cosplay that she just posted? But that Japanese song she got? Bruh,
I'm about to learn the words to that song and then put bilingual on
my resume. Y'all think it's gonna work? No, I really am.
Okay, you know what shot sorry shot in the micirl talking about and she
thinking the right places. Boy boy, Speaking of relationships, I don't have
a segue because, like I said, y'all got to figure out how the
ship goes together. Uh. Speaking of relationships, I have a question for
y'all. And before I start this conversation, I want to say this is
no shade to anybody. This is me genuinely just talking from my heart and
me you know, not understanding how things work, and me just wanting a
better understanding. Okay, So I just want to reiterate this is no shade
to anybody. This is just how I feel. And these are just you
know, questions that I have, right, I want to start off by
saying I don't have a problem with guys who paint their nails. However,
I don't think I would ever be able to date a guy who paints their
nails because I don't know the rules right now. I'm not talking about like,
you know, a little design, little clare Cote, little manicure.
I mean the guys who get like a full painted set, right, because
if we're going on vacation, I don't mind like you getting like one or
two nails to match my set. That's cute. I like that. But
I'm talking about like guys who get a full painted set on the regular.
I don't know the rules into how this works, because like, is your
nail tech my nail tech? Right? Like, hold on, no,
no, hear me out, hear me out, hear me out. Do
we got the same, lady? Because my question is like what happens if
we both want like the four o'clock sid Hold on, baby, this is
one na old lady. First, wait a minute, but dog, wait
a minute, there's too much dip on your chip. This is my lady,
bruh. Bruh, like how how does this work? And then like,
now, ladies is low key disrespectful, right, Neil texts are low
key disrespectful. So like what happens if my man go and he just went
like a clear and she's like, oh your girl, no pay for gel
on your nail, the same way they be doing us right, So now
it's like, oh but it's not come down there and talk to you.
Hold on, wait a minute. Don't talk to my man like that.
My man can't have anything he wants. Don't talk to him like that.
All right, First of all, all right, maybe we got something playing,
Maybe we doing the clay class or something. You don't want that this
time? Like I have so many questions and I don't know what the rules
are, so like, you know, don't want to get money. My
lady is now now once again to eat your own everything. Ain't for everybody?
G four five O five says yes, my nail tech, your nail
tech and clear jail. Gotta keep my nails clean. So chat was moved
too fast, my bad big dog. Next one says old school training men
would do the pinky nail. I never agree with that part of my culture.
Lol, Isaiah HD says, if your nail tech, if your nail
beds are cooked, just say that stormy whatigg Yeah it wasn't moved too fast.
My bad. I didn't see that one either, But yeah, you
know, I just have questions fellows whill get their nails done? What are
the rules? Like do you what happens? Like? And then like does
it depend on how deep in love you are? Like if you like in
love love? I mean, if you think about it, he go get
his nose done before, like he already want to have his own nil check
in the first place. But what if my nail tech is better than his
nail tech? He wouldn't know that how I mean, if he's treating his
nail tech like he treats his barber, he ain't really paying at all.
Oh that's a good question. Be awa loyaler with our service text and you
guys are And this is what I'm saying. Another question. The bigger issue
is you going to my nail tech and becoming friends with that bit. That's
the problem. We really will talk about it is really it's really I get
the forecast spy when I pop up you there, Moss is crazy, bruh.
Like that's that's would be crazy, like bro, and then like really
like you said, like question, fellas, are y'all as loyal to your
nail tech as you are your barbera like I would if if I got my
nails on it, I would be. And then if we together, if
we together have the same nail tech, are you talking about me to me?
Me? Yeah? Like do me me know you? You you you?
Because now I'm be disrespectful. I'm coming now, made me know how
you be gargling my asshole? See this is what I'm saying, Like we
need to have me me know I'm about from holes and movies. And I
told her because I don't think you can like, yeah, you you are
finished, You're finished, You're done. I'm just saying so. Also real
fast, you want to go back real fast and say, and before y'all
starts, y'all ship Okay, most women do love a nice clear coat on
their man's nails. Okay, because y'all be trying to fucking come up here
and tittle the cat with fucking black all under your fingernails. We don't like
that. We don't like that, we don't like that. And then our
fucking pH get thrown off and you going everywhround telling everybody we got to stinky
Kuchi. You gave it to me. Okay, all the fucking buffalo hot
wings saw some of your fingernails when you put it up there. You gave
it to me. How about that? How about that? Okay? Thank
you? Next? All right, Okay, we talk about it. No,
I fuck y'all. Next topic. Like I said, everything's con nected.
You gotta figure it. Yeah, speaking of buffalo wild sauce, I
don't know the fact, I don't know. I don't know, right.
I want to start by saying, I'm not talking about every man when I
say this. I'm not talking about every man when I say this, Right,
but I think there's a significant amount of men who feel this way,
and I just want to talk about it and have like a cool, calm
discourse. Right. I feel like that's what we're here for. You know.
Everybody gets a chance to voice their opinions and say things that might not
be popular and some things that are but people just don't like to talk about.
Right. So not all, but there is a significant amount of men
who do not want to get married, not all, not all, not
all, right, but there is a significant amount of men who don't want
to get married, and this could be based on what they experience growing up,
maybe a past relationship, maybe even a past marriage. Right, and
no shade cuts to eat your own. You like what you like, you
want what you want, right. I feel like to these men who specifically
don't want marriage based on what they saw or experienced or heard about a bad
divorce or you know, something like that, Like, it's hard to me
because I hate that for y'all. I hate that for y'all. I genuinely
do. I genuinely do. I genuinely hate that you're allowing a past experience
to shape how you feel on something in the future that doesn't even will pertain
to that woman. Like I feel like it's like sushi. Yeah, yeah,
it's like sushi. You just ain't had the right roll, my guy,
Like, you keep sucking with that shrimp t impoor. You need to
get you some dragon roll, my guy, Like, it's just you just
had a bad experience. It's cool, it's cool, But anybody who knows
anything wonna tell you that, Oh, sushi is not created equal. Bruh.
You keep sucking around with these fucking cucumber and avocado rolls that ain't me
that ain't heard that ain't heard that ain't heard like you, you're not on
the right wave, my guy. Like give it another chance, That's all
I'm saying, Like, don't allow it to scorn you, because there are
different types of rolls out there. Bro, did you even put a little
bit of an eel sauce on top? Did you use a little with sabi?
Did you did you put a little gender on it? Like it's different,
it's different times of women out there, Like every woman isn't going to
give you that experience, you know that, right? Like everybody who I
know who really loves sushi will meet somebody who they don't like sushi and just
be like, yo, you you gotta try this. Sushimi ain't for everybody.
It ain't everybody don't like sushi me right. So it's like, Yo,
somebody said, stop getting that sushi from a local gas station. That's
not a good boys. I Yo, you got your sushi from the supermarket
or did you go to like an actual sushi place and have them rolling in
front of you? Like what did you do? Like there are different experiences.
Not comparing matrimony to happy hour Cali rolls. I'm just saying it's different.
It's different, and I hate that some people really have a negative experience
because it's like all sushi ain't created equal, and I really believe that in
my heart. And it's like I personally I can't take away from anyone's experience,
but just how we say, like yo, it's different type of sushi
roles, it's different types of women, it's different type of marriages, like
did you have a prenup? H? Did you did y'all try therapy?
Did you try eating ass? Different? Stay away from I'm just saying it's
different types of marriages. All marriages are not created equal, like everything ain't
for everybody, you know. So it's like you're only gonna find that out
if you give it one more go, like dish. Just I know it's
hard because the wrong type of sushi will have you fucked up on the toilet
okay, and the sink and everywhere else. Right, but you get the
right type of sushi. You vibing, baby, you good? Start moving
with them chopsticks, my guy, Like, come on in a bathroom,
button in your stomach, like bruh, Start moving with them chopsticks. Now
you cultured baby, Come on, like it's just different now, the right
type of love. It's like a drug. It's just addictive, so you
kind of always want to want it, So you might not have found that
right exactly, Like yo, like maybe you needed to try therapy. Did
you try maybe a smaller ceremony, like a different guest list, Like,
because I'm gonna be real with you, every woman ain't the same if for
me, divorce ain't an option, like, oh you man, go take
a fucking walk. I saw this a comment on YouTube. The boy was
like, you got to marry somebody that wants to marriage. You're not a
wedding, Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, because it's it's
it's really women out there who when they say like y'all want to get married
and they want to be with you, they really trying to do a big,
a lifelong on Like like I said, for me, divorce is not
an option. The vorce is not an option. Like if you're mad,
go take a walk tomorrow. We're gonna try again tomorrow. It's real,
Like I don't know, Like it's like you you feel like you gotta go
cheat. Tell me how you're not being fulfilled? Like bro, I'm just
saying, like, but no, But you know what, that's why people
cheat. People usually cheat because they're not satisfied in some arena, and instead
of telling their partner, they just go out and try to find it someplace
else. It's like, yo, talk to me, what's up? Like
if you feel like you want cheat? You know what? I have that
conversation with even after years of neglect and emptiness? Why'd you let it become
years of neglecting emptiness? Tell me wrong? Got what years? Tell me
the first week, first day, first hour, Hey, bitch, step
your game up. Let me know what if they have told their partner,
If you have told your partner, right, it's therapy, and then after
therapy is you're gonna have to make some tough decisions. Right. But to
me, I personally believe in premarital therapy because that's usually where you work out
a lot of the problems or you are privy to a lot of the problems
that come up in marriage. Like, Yo, this is where you can
openly discuss finances, your plans for kids, what you expect the roles in
the household to be. Like, if you get how you feel about sex,
how often you desire sex, you talk about all that, and like
pre marriage therapy. So it's like, by the time we get to the
marriage, we already talked about this, we should already have a plan,
we should already know we doing. And I think that the art of going
to therapy before you get married is lost. A lot of people are not
doing that nowadays, and that's honestly part of the problem. I'm at work
so lurking outfits and what upshote my God, But also like you gotta understand,
like you got to inspect what you expect. So like if you if
you want the love, then you got to make sure that you're getting it.
So it's kind of like you can't just be sitting here going on DAC
just being stupid. You gotta go on Dace and be pay attention and understand
that who you're with and go out understand like, Okay, well I got
understand. I gotta learn something about this person. And like I said before,
everybody is a lesson or a blessing. So you might have had them
years of years of misery, but at the end of the day, what
did you learn. So now when you go to the next relationship, you
take what you learn, you don't do that again. Pre bawd or counseling.
Sorry, listen to you, Like, hey, BC, you are
right pre marital counseling. I couldn't think of the words, but yeah,
if I feel like premortal counseling is when you work a lot of that out,
Like what are roles? You know? How do you expect to maneuver?
What is uh retirement look like for you guys? Like that's really where
you work a lot of that out. My marvelous life says, no woman
think marriage is based off of a happy meter. I hope that they don't.
Marriage is not meant to be easy. Marriage is meant to be forever.
And I feel like if you're moving like marriage is going to be easy,
it's going to be short. They're no, seriously, like if you
are getting married, and you know what I feel like, Once upon a
time, I had the whole ideal of I want this beautiful wedding and I
want to live happily ever after. And then like, after working on myself,
I realized I really just want somebody who is as spiritual or religious as
I am, Like I just want somebody to stay in front of God.
But like Yo, this's the one I want out of all these billions of
people. This is the one I want. I don't want nobody else.
That's what I want. That's what I'm looking for, you know, instead
of finding ways to leave, find ways not to leave. Mm hmm.
Big Jamiir says, they marry me. Og mic Oh says it's bay Hey
yeah, man, But those are just my thoughts. Just try, he
says. People be having rose colored Disney goggles. Outfit says, want an
easy marriage, green card, Get the fuck out. I don't go back
to work. We're working. I'm about to call your job. I'm really
about to call you a job because you always come on here with the shenanigans
and I'm sick of it. I'm sick of that, all right. Oh
my god, I'm so sick of outfits. I promise. Why would he
say that? What's wrong with him? What is wrong with you? Bro?
Like Mark? She says, pop out and show niggas. If the
communication is truly there and the connection, you can have a successful marriage.
I agree. Gifted by Gap says, putting a binding contract behind it that
adds clauses for leaving isn't always it? King B Moore says, I want
to be married. I desire to be a husband and I want a wife,
so that will happen. Just gotta work for the white woman. Just
Trey says he probably worked for himself. If so, that's wild, Yeah,
he probably do. He probably just sitting in the room by hisself,
just being an asshole. I promise you, I'm so sick of you.
Outfit is okay. No, I feel like if you are fully committed to
being in a marriage, I think that there are more than enough people,
more than enough emotionally intelligent people to make that work, as long as you
put in the work for it. You know what I mean? Uh,
sid Dixie says, And make sure the communication is honest. Make sure the
communication is there and honest, because that really be half the battle. I'm
sure you're surrounding yourself with like minded people because you can't be talking about people
who don't. You can't be married hanging around people who don't get a marriage.
It'll work Outfit says, I'll tell you this, you call my job,
I'll cut your lights off except for your son's room. Fuck you guy,
Okay, fuck you, thank you. So the next thing I want
to talk about because, like I told y'all, everything is connected. Y'all
figured the fuck out? How okay? Next thing I want to talk about,
and we're really going to take a turn here, but I honestly need
an answer. I need an answer fellas women. Somebody gotta tell me.
And I'm not trying to be smart, and I'm not trying to come from
nobody, and I'm not trying to shame nobody, not trying to bashe nobody
know nothing. But this is an honest inquiry. When y'all women be wearing
them throng bathing suits to amusement park, bitch, who does fuh? Okay,
I have an honest question. I have an honest question when y'all women
are wearing these long bathing suits to these family friendly amusement parks. Bitch who
spa? Okay, I am confusion? How do I am confusion? I
am confusion? Right? And I don't mean your own private pool and you're
gated complex. I'm not talking about that. That's open to interpretation. Whatever
you home, I get there. I'm talking about when you are at Dorney
Park. Okay, when you're at Dorney Park, sesame place, bitch,
I ain't never seen Rosena, ain't no throng never Okay, when Zoe be
hanging with rock Oshan ain't never got no throng on we're talking about Sesame Place
based off Sesame Street. I ain't never seen it. I ain't never seen
it. Who is this for? Who is it for? I have an
honest question. It does not make sense to me when a majority of these
parks are targeted towards children. Who are you wearing this for the children?
I'm jiveused, like, say, Drake, I heard you, like,
I'm young? What the fuck are we doing? What are we doing?
I I'm crying, what's happening? What's happening? Right? Like? I
feel like it's a time and place for everything. Y'all know that y'all know
how to dress when y'all go to a Jibri interview. Y'all know how to
dress when y'all go to church. Why is it different when it comes to
an amusement park? Bruh, bruh. And I'm talking about like no cover
up, no shorts, no nothing. Who are you doing this for?
Literally? And it's it like bro, yes, yes, the only reason
I'm here is for my kid. I could have went to great whoop laws
or some adult resort. What's an adult resort? Not sesame street. I'm
serious though. Somebody said they trying to catch a body. King By Moore
said it's probably a minor. Don't maybe laugh like a black auntie. Y'all
stop stop, Okay. She gets on the water slide and that bathing suit
is going Isaiah hd h big per men for a fund says trying to warm
up the water slide. Oh, you want to see a bitch gold out
of slide like. Uh, it's being a low says moved too fast.
I missed it. Uh, it's only flash. As I remember my general
manager told us a story about the lady who went damn, y'all going fast.
I can't see it. A cold blood it says, can Coon is
a resort for adults. Seriously, Uh, the transactions in today's world is
attention. It can't be. It can't be. It can't be. Like
like I said, it's a time and a place for everything. You know
how to dress when you go to a job interview. You know how to
dress when you go to shorts. You know how to dress at a funeral.
Like all of a sudden, we get to amused permanent art and we
don't remember anything. We get to an amusement parking. Now everything is off
the table. It's my body, my choice, I do what I want.
Bruh, my fucking kids is out here, please please. I understand
you feel that way about your body. I love this for you, buthen,
my fucking kids is out here. Bro seriously. And then it's like
me personally, now it's just me hot take hot take right. Some I
feel like there's a significant portion of you who purposely dress like this because there
are a lot of moms who don't feel confident with their body, and you
feel like, oh, I'm shitting on her, I'm shitting on them,
I'm doing this, that and the third, and it's like, no,
you actually look stupid. We're actually all talking about you, and not in
a good way. Like baby, you think so low of yourself that you
have to put this much of yourself on display in this particular place, like
you can you can fucking be naked anywhere else, just not around my fucking
kids. I don't like that. I genuinely don't like that. And I
know that there's a lot of you who's gonna say, oh, well,
maybe they just out here trying to get niggas. Maybe they're out here doing
it for the men. Men, I want to ask you, it's disappealing
to you when you see these girls with thongs on at these children themed parks?
Does it do it for you? Does it get your picklewet? Does
it rudle me that batman? Because I really want to know, because maybe
I'm missing out. Maybe my husband is waiting for me to pull my chick.
No, it ain't my husband. Everything like that, that definitely ain't
my husband. I'm gonna be real with you. I'm gonna be real with
you if he thinks like that, like damn, a woman who has a
full throng or g string on at this park, whose main character is Elmo,
that's the girl I'm looking for, baby, You ain't my sight.
I'm be real my side a certain type of man, it will mostly cheaters.
Here's the thing. Right into all you women who are dressing like this,
thinking that's how I'm gonna get my man, you gotta understand that more
than likely a man is going to see you as fun and not a wife.
Imagine dress somewhere where she feels like she can be a freak bruh,
God, damn, I'd be so embarrassed. Chase us, chase us and
like we like using our imagination. Yes, you know, I don't want
to see you know. You know when Kendrick said sometimes you gotta pop out
and show niggas this same way he was talking about. This ain't what he
was talking about. No, he didn't mean not sessame place. Okay,
damn, but no, I got it. I really want to know,
like, fellas, if you saw that at the kid friendly musement parks?
Would that do it for you? Is that your wife? Have you on
the fund and not a wife? Says his queen The Marquez Q says,
listen to me a turtle, nick and some jeans turned me on too.
Oh my god, I love that. Hell yeah, not the place a
hot girl summer in Lego Land is diabolical. I'm crying. Workman nine zero
one zero says not at all. King B. Moore says, went from
fifty two people watching to thirty six. I think some of the women got
offended. And I don't give a fuck because you need to hear it.
Okay, stop going on our worst internet complaining about how you can't find a
man. When you wanted these bitches showing up to theme park with a thong
on. That's why. That's why. Okay, that's why. Thank you.
I ain't watching Shut the fuck out, all right. So now we're
gonna get into the edible portion of the show. So the edible portion is
where I read questions that you guys send in. So on the day we
record, I put a prompt up and tell you guys to ask me anything.
If you have something to say on a day that I don't pick the
prompt up or it's just too long to fit inside there, you can email
me at inquiries at stormyp ea dot com. Okay, so also please stop
saying things like when can I take you home? And if you can trink
my bath order and you just want to know how it tastes and things like
that. Oh I'm tired, I'm tired. I'm fucking tired. I'm fucking
tired. Because what do you want me to say? Oh, that'll be
related fireworks because that's what somebody said. Somebody said, or you related to
fireworks because you blow my mind. That's what they said to me. That's
what they said to me. And when you say things like oh, how
much will it cost? What are you gonna do when I give you an
actual price? What are you gonna do when I give you a price and
it's out of your price range? Please? Y'all, just I know I
say asked me anything, but make it make sense. Please please after pay
or clarinal on some pussy is crazy, all right? Please please? Okay,
first question, it says me and my shorty broke up because she doesn't
want to do long distance. Right, we don't have bad blood. It's
still loved there. My question is you think she doesn't want to do distance
because she got niggas on holl lone or genuinely the distance is too much.
We're only three hours away from each other. I'm gonna let that said in
for a minute, think about it, think about it, gonna ask it
again. Me and my shorty broke up because she doesn't want to do distance.
Right, we don't have bad blood and it's still loved there. My
question is you think she doesn't want to do distance because she has niggas on
her line, or genuinely does it? The distance is too much? We're
only three hours away from each other. Okay, baby, Well, I'm
gonna be Roachie. Right, well, first let's go to the live.
Juge Tray says, yeah, nigga, she wants some house peen. Duh
uh, it's being Alo says, oh, she going Workman nine zero one
zero says both. King B. Moore says she got a house stick and
it ain't his hayvy E C says, when a woman really feeling you,
that distance hurts her deeply. Marquez says three hours ain't no damn distance.
Isaiah HG says what not? Both okay, So my honest opinion right to
each his own. Everything ain't for everybody. For me, I do not
want to do a three hour distance. I don't want to, especially if
I didn't start doing that. And the only reason I say that it is
like Yo, the older I get, the more clingy I become like bro.
I want to come home and smell my nigga armpits. I want to
come home and smell my nigga armpits. Okay. I want to come home
and get in my bed and smell his lotion from last night. Okay.
I want to pop up on my nigga at his job on his lunch break
and throw rocks at his window and twerk in a parking lot, so he
sees me and then leaves before anybody else. Okay, I want to go
to the supermarket, all right and walk up on my nigga in the fruit
out and act like we don't know each other and try to bag him.
Okay, I want to be up under my nigga, right. But I
guess it's different. And here's why I say that. I guess it's different
if maybe you started with that and now you can grow with like distant I
don't know. I don't know how to say this. Maybe it's different if
y'all start off in a relationship in the same city, because you've already laid
the foundation to give you the strength to hold on to do all those things
until the next time you see each other. That's why I say everybody's different.
And then it's like, how long you have been together? Y'all been
together like fourteen years? Well I take the back, y'all been together like
three years and she's moving three hours away. Now I got more questions why
you're not going with her? Okay, Now I got more questions. It's
just a lot that goes into this, because that is also a thing.
Is that is also a thing. Bruh, I'm not I'm not gonna hold
you. Sometimes adults don't know how to end things, and this is real,
right. I know a guy who told a girl he was working in
New York. He's originally from Philly. He told this girl faithfully that he
was working in New York, that nigga was at home in Philadelphia every fucking
day, every fucking day. And then I accidentally, not accidentally, and
then I posted him on my story with me. I didn't know she followed
me. She went right to him on his line. I thought she was
fucking working in New York. Bye bye, bye, bye bye. Stop
lying that I want to start, but stop lying. If you don't want
to be with somebody, tell them all right. If you require more from
them, tell them okay, because you never know. Listen. I feel
like if I'm with somebody for a long period of time and they're like,
yo, I'm moving, bro, if I have the means, why not
move? You're talking about I'm moving, I'm I'm nigga. You mean we
we us three years together? Okay, just like this, Just like this,
I'm moving. We us The fuck you want to get this? You
haul or me, what were you doing? Like, here's a long time
to get mark hez G says long distance is good if you got the money
and availability. If not, no dice. Could you imagine driving three hours
to see your nigga, y'all getting a little tiff and she's just off the
whole time. Yeah, yeah, I got something here in my mouth.
Okay, yeah, man, I don't know to each his own. So
when you ask, do you think it's because of the distance or do you
think it's because you know, she got other niggas on the line. It
really might just be because of distance because she's clingy, and she also really
just might have other niggas on a line in her city. Either way,
it might not be meant to be, you know, and then it might
just more conversations got to come into play. But if she's saying that's not
enough to fulfill her at this time, you just gotta take it at face
value for what it is. Bh we Straight says crazy, he said that
because my girl's fifteen minutes away from me. I am Nola Punch says my
future bay always looking beautiful. Oh thank you baby. Jess Tray says long
distance only work temporarily for a financial betterment to the family. Yeah, I
don't know. Teach's on. Greg Weeks says the end result is totally to
cohabitate because I need them yams next to me too. I thought that was
funny. All right. So next question it says, and if you just
tuned in on a live we're doing edibles where we read stuff that you guys
wrote in. Next question says, what's the most underrated need that you have
to have in a romantic relationship? Ooh, ooh, ooh ooh. I
don't know. I don't know. What do you guys think? What's the
most underrated need that you have to have in a romantic relationship. I'm gonna
be real with y'all. You gotta be done with me. Yeah, you're
like, if you want to be with me, you gotta be dumb with
me. Okay. This is not a solo sport. It's a team effort,
all right, you gotta be dumb with me. Okay. If we
just chilling in a living room and I get up and do a front roll,
baby, you gotta do a front roll right behind me. Okay,
just pick up the slack. Come on, Like, if we just chilling
in the house not doing nothing. Come on a bench press me and then
turn around and let me put you on my back and do some squats.
I'm so serious. I'm so fucking serious. Like I want to be dumb
together. Okay, Like I'm serious. No, you're not gonna let me
put you on it. That's crazy, that's crazy. Big Red nineteen sixty
five says, if I fart, you better fart with me, baby.
Not only am I gonna fart with you, I'm gonna rake that fart.
Okay, want a ten scale? What is it? Don't let it be
a little wet or that's bonus points. Okay, I'm serious. You gotta
be dumb with me. Like, bro, if I say to you kick
punch, it's all in the mind. What are you gonna say? What
do you want to say? Cause it better be if you want to test
me, I'm sure you're fine, Like, bruh, what's it? Do
you even know where that's from? Do you know? Do you know?
Do you know where that's from? Like these are things that are important to
me. I need you to be dumb with me, Like, I'm serious.
I like that ship. I want to have a good time. I
want to enjoy each other. I feel like that's an underrated sport factor.
Need. I really want to enjoy each other. That's what I want.
Yep, I saw you kick that camera shot. I saw you kick that
camera shot. It's like, bruh. If I'm in the kitchen cooking breakfast,
just come up and put your face in my butt. I like that.
I like that now that don't eat it, don't eat it, don't
eat it, just like behind the girl like, no, please send that
to me. But yeah, I like that shit. I like that.
The things I teach you well surely reached you. How fast gets it?
You and Clint c have the same delivery. That's my guy. That's my
guy. Just Tray says, motor broke the butt exactly, motor boat the
butt. That's what I like. Heyvy Ec says, cooking breakfast in the
kitchen, I'm biting a cheek. That's all I ask. That's all I
ask. Bhv Straight says, bruh, I do that to my face when
I'm laying when we laying together, I'm crying. But yeah, man,
maybe I'm asking for too much. I don't know. I'm just saying,
that's what I want. That's what I need. I like that, all
right, guys. So let's recap what did we learn today? Absolutely fucking
nothing again? All right, one more time. What did all these topics
have to do with each other? I don't fucking know, but they're on
my mind this week, so I just jot them down to share with you.
Guys. I do want to say once again, if you watch House
of Dragons or The Boys, please contact me so we can discuss. My
friends are not up to date. Huh, don't be weird. Just hit
me up to talk about this, please, all right? God damn?
But yeah, and if you were going to blur kind this weekend, I
can't wait to see you guys. And if you see me, don't be
weird, okay, just be regular? And yeah, that's it, all
right. I can't wait to see you guys. My message is always gonna
be the same. Follow me on a gram at Stormy p p EA at
Chocolate Chip and SIB and if you don't remember anything else, please remember don't
be weird, just be regular. I love you, guys, and I
see you next week. Peace,