WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.520 --> 00:00:09.599 Sure, what's that, beautiful people? It is your baby Mama, favorite 2 00:00:09.640 --> 00:00:14.800 baby Mama story peat and this is another episode of Chocolate Chip and Zip the 3 00:00:14.919 --> 00:00:19.160 modern day female perspective, Damn Son back at it again, boom, and 4 00:00:19.239 --> 00:00:21.960 yeah, you know, I just want to start off by saying first things. 5 00:00:22.000 --> 00:00:26.039 First, rest in peace to the queen who never was. Everybody on 6 00:00:26.160 --> 00:00:29.879 Team Black really appreciates your service. And yeah, were still gonna hold it 7 00:00:29.920 --> 00:00:34.000 down for you, Rainus Raners. I always make your name up, but 8 00:00:34.039 --> 00:00:37.960 you know who you are. We thank you for your sacrifice. Also, 9 00:00:38.079 --> 00:00:42.359 I just want to say a big fuck you to Sister Sage. Unless you 10 00:00:42.399 --> 00:00:46.079 have some grand plan, then we're all writing for you. Girl, Black 11 00:00:46.079 --> 00:00:49.880 Girl, Magic, girl power. But yeah, those things aside, if 12 00:00:49.960 --> 00:00:54.359 you watch House of Dragons as the Black people call it, or The Boys, 13 00:00:55.280 --> 00:00:59.799 those two statements might have made sense. If not, they probably didn't. 14 00:01:00.039 --> 00:01:03.239 But if you do, sight of my dms, because we got so 15 00:01:03.319 --> 00:01:06.719 much to talk about. I mean, we're recording this on a Wednesday, 16 00:01:06.920 --> 00:01:10.640 so by the time this drops still be another episode of the Boys Out, 17 00:01:10.680 --> 00:01:12.280 so hopefully we can catch up on that too. But yeah, y'all, 18 00:01:12.439 --> 00:01:18.840 let's talk because both these shows are stressing me out. What is trash that 19 00:01:19.959 --> 00:01:25.400 the Boys have you? Oh? I forgot to change my band for my 20 00:01:25.439 --> 00:01:29.359 watch? It's okay? Have you? Are you up to date? No? 21 00:01:29.439 --> 00:01:34.719 But see see uh just Tray said the Boys are back, baby, 22 00:01:34.959 --> 00:01:41.120 Yes, we're like four or five episodes in Where are You at? A 23 00:01:41.120 --> 00:01:45.480 whole lot of jazz has left my a f so offt Yeah fuck them, 24 00:01:45.920 --> 00:01:49.920 I'm crying. So yeah, A long story short. If you watch any 25 00:01:49.920 --> 00:01:52.560 of these shoes, please hit me up because we have so much to discuss. 26 00:01:53.280 --> 00:01:56.000 H King B. Moore says, Yes, The Boys Season four is 27 00:01:56.079 --> 00:02:00.599 on hood. Hippie says, A man is a dead man walking for show. 28 00:02:00.519 --> 00:02:02.959 I'ma be real for with you. I don't think he is. I 29 00:02:02.959 --> 00:02:07.040 don't think he is. I think that technically he just did what everybody wanted 30 00:02:07.120 --> 00:02:09.719 him to do and what everybody secretly wanted to happen. You saw what happened 31 00:02:09.719 --> 00:02:13.840 when my man started to speaking hih vilaria and at that council Nigga said, 32 00:02:13.919 --> 00:02:17.599 yeah, that's the one we need. Yeah, that's the energy. Half 33 00:02:17.639 --> 00:02:22.719 Man five Amazing says Yes, Stormy's talk has gotten spicy since being in the 34 00:02:22.759 --> 00:02:25.879 gym. I'm cracking up Streife de Villain says, I need Cole put in 35 00:02:25.960 --> 00:02:31.520 the ground. Bruh. I saw a post said Christian Cole must be what 36 00:02:31.800 --> 00:02:37.360 they named Cole Salad after because I hate him just like I hate fucking cold 37 00:02:37.400 --> 00:02:43.400 salad. And you know what, I appreciated that because you I'm sick of 38 00:02:43.400 --> 00:02:46.000 this nigga. I ain't not even a nigga. I'm sick of him. 39 00:02:46.199 --> 00:02:47.800 I can't wait to see how his storyline plays out because I'm ready for him 40 00:02:47.800 --> 00:02:51.039 to go. I'm ready for the go. I'm sick of him. That's 41 00:02:51.120 --> 00:02:54.280 it, and that's all right. Jp Less says, I like House of 42 00:02:54.360 --> 00:02:59.159 Dragons, never seen the boys, Baby, you gotta catch up. It's 43 00:02:59.199 --> 00:03:01.639 good too. I don't watch TV and the boys go crazy. Sea, 44 00:03:01.680 --> 00:03:05.199 I say, he don't watch TV and the boys go crazy. So that 45 00:03:05.280 --> 00:03:08.960 she lets you know you need to tune in, right, So all that 46 00:03:09.000 --> 00:03:15.680 aside, Today we have a very special episode and it's really near and dear 47 00:03:15.759 --> 00:03:21.800 to my heart. And the theme of today's episode is everything is connected. 48 00:03:22.879 --> 00:03:24.879 I don't know how, but figure it out. And I'm gonna say it 49 00:03:24.919 --> 00:03:30.479 again. I'm gonna say it again. The theme of today's episode is everything 50 00:03:30.520 --> 00:03:34.719 is connected. I don't know how, but figure it out. I don't 51 00:03:34.719 --> 00:03:37.599 know. I mean shit, I ain't gonna hold you. It might be 52 00:03:37.639 --> 00:03:44.000 connected by me drinking gin and putting all this shit together. Listen. It 53 00:03:44.080 --> 00:03:47.280 might be connected by melatonin and me jotting down a few topics. You never 54 00:03:47.360 --> 00:03:52.479 know. It might be connected by personal experiences. We don't know. All 55 00:03:52.479 --> 00:03:55.560 I'm gonna say is everything is connected. I don't know how, but figure 56 00:03:55.599 --> 00:04:03.120 it out. Okay. I want to start with something that I saw, 57 00:04:04.000 --> 00:04:10.199 and I see circling every time this person goes on tour, and I'm getting 58 00:04:10.199 --> 00:04:14.159 a little sick and tired of it. Every time this person goes on tour, 59 00:04:14.560 --> 00:04:17.319 we see the same thing. As soon as I say this person's name, 60 00:04:17.399 --> 00:04:20.439 you're already gonna know who I'm talking about. Half of you already didn't 61 00:04:20.439 --> 00:04:30.079 put it together. Every time Christopher Maurice Brown goes on tour. Every time 62 00:04:31.000 --> 00:04:39.839 Christopher Maurice Brown goes on tour, we see the same narrative of somebody's boyfriend 63 00:04:40.240 --> 00:04:45.079 broke up with her because she went to the meet and greet. Every time 64 00:04:45.560 --> 00:04:49.240 never fails. At least one person is going to go viral because they went 65 00:04:49.279 --> 00:04:53.920 to the meet and greet her boyfriend got upset and she broke and he broke 66 00:04:54.000 --> 00:04:59.920 up her like bruh, bruh. I'm really and truly, I'm sick of 67 00:04:59.920 --> 00:05:02.319 it. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of see of the narrative that 68 00:05:03.040 --> 00:05:09.920 every time Christopher Maurice Brown goes on tour, somebody's boyfriend breaks up with her 69 00:05:10.120 --> 00:05:13.160 because she went to them meet a greet. And then the first thing men 70 00:05:13.240 --> 00:05:15.839 always try to say is what would you do? What if your man went 71 00:05:15.920 --> 00:05:24.639 to Megan the Stallions meeting Greek bager not bad bruhh, yeah, bruh, 72 00:05:24.959 --> 00:05:30.079 bruh. I'm trying. Here's what y'all don't understand. Every time y'all come 73 00:05:30.120 --> 00:05:34.800 with what would you do if your men want to Megan the Stallions meet and 74 00:05:34.839 --> 00:05:43.279 Greek Baby? I don't care Megan, don't won't you mean? Don't won't 75 00:05:43.319 --> 00:05:50.199 you? Bruh bruh, bruh. Got shot. I don't understand. What 76 00:05:50.680 --> 00:05:53.800 do you want me to say? What you want me to be like, 77 00:05:54.040 --> 00:05:59.360 oh no, my man can't go to Megan a Stallions meeting greet? What 78 00:05:59.360 --> 00:06:03.439 what? Maybe? I don't give a fuck? Ladies, I don't know, 79 00:06:03.839 --> 00:06:08.720 tap in like, am I the only one who don't care if their 80 00:06:08.800 --> 00:06:12.000 man was to go to like a Meghan the Stallion meet and Greek? Is 81 00:06:12.000 --> 00:06:14.720 it just me? Is it just me? Miss Meghan? I was gonna 82 00:06:14.720 --> 00:06:17.879 bag you with my girlfriend said no, bruh, it's like Megan don't want 83 00:06:17.920 --> 00:06:21.399 you. You're not good for Megan. You good for me? You regular? 84 00:06:24.680 --> 00:06:29.360 That's crazy, You're regular? You good for me? You come to 85 00:06:29.360 --> 00:06:33.360 see you, you might come and see you. Otis are you're going to 86 00:06:33.439 --> 00:06:39.120 have an uncle? Laugh where you can order it right? Don't make me 87 00:06:39.199 --> 00:06:46.279 live like a black auntie. I'm serious, man, like I feel like 88 00:06:46.480 --> 00:06:48.560 if you are going to pay for like a meet and greet, get your 89 00:06:48.560 --> 00:06:55.240 money's worth, and my man goes to Megan thee Stallion's concert. Baby, 90 00:06:55.319 --> 00:06:59.120 you better get your money worth if you pay one thousand dollars for a meet 91 00:06:59.160 --> 00:07:02.399 and greet, take a picture with a throng in your mouth. Okay, 92 00:07:02.759 --> 00:07:05.959 go ahead, have her pick you up, all right. Let me get 93 00:07:05.959 --> 00:07:10.560 some che or something. Baby, steal a couple of tracks off the back. 94 00:07:10.639 --> 00:07:13.439 Get your money's work, all right, Come home and tell me what 95 00:07:13.519 --> 00:07:19.319 you smell like. That's an investment person. Yeah, I do not care. 96 00:07:19.480 --> 00:07:23.399 You want to know why I don't care because Megan don't want you. 97 00:07:23.639 --> 00:07:28.279 Megan don't want you. I want you. I love you. Megan, 98 00:07:28.319 --> 00:07:31.800 don't okay the fuck Megan ain't gonna pop them pimples on your back. I 99 00:07:31.879 --> 00:07:42.120 am okay, stop playing with me. I don't care. I don't care. 100 00:07:42.399 --> 00:07:46.240 If you're spending one thousand dollars, get your money's worth. That's all 101 00:07:46.240 --> 00:07:47.800 I have to say. That's all I have to say. And it's like 102 00:07:50.879 --> 00:07:55.959 I don't know, I don't know. I support my man a little differently 103 00:07:56.759 --> 00:08:00.160 because I actually want her to pick you up. No no shade, no 104 00:08:00.240 --> 00:08:03.439 shade, like I just want to see it. She looks nice. I 105 00:08:03.480 --> 00:08:05.800 don't care. And then that's another thing. Maybe I really don't care because 106 00:08:07.480 --> 00:08:11.160 I don't care because Megan's amazing. Hell yeah. And then here's the here's 107 00:08:11.160 --> 00:08:18.800 the kicker though, say say like say in some absurd universe Earth six three 108 00:08:18.920 --> 00:08:22.600 six, Megan actually do want you? Well now, I kind of attitude 109 00:08:22.600 --> 00:08:31.360 because watch she wants you and show want me what bra wife? We can 110 00:08:31.440 --> 00:08:35.919 we can take her down together? What's up? I got a master ball 111 00:08:35.960 --> 00:08:41.600 in the trunk, Thank you, thank you, And then no, bruh, 112 00:08:43.039 --> 00:08:46.960 talk to her first. Real girls like girls better I mean like, 113 00:08:48.200 --> 00:08:52.000 well, like obviously I'm joking, but I ain't gonna hold your ship making 114 00:08:52.039 --> 00:08:54.799 want my man. That gave me a little bit of confidence. I don't 115 00:08:54.840 --> 00:08:56.840 know. Maybe it's just me. Maybe it's just me. I don't know. 116 00:08:58.720 --> 00:09:01.240 Shout out to me in a stallion sidebar. Did y'all see her sailor 117 00:09:01.360 --> 00:09:07.440 Moon cosplay that she just posted? But that Japanese song she got? Bruh, 118 00:09:07.480 --> 00:09:09.320 I'm about to learn the words to that song and then put bilingual on 119 00:09:09.360 --> 00:09:16.679 my resume. Y'all think it's gonna work? No, I really am. 120 00:09:18.399 --> 00:09:24.840 Okay, you know what shot sorry shot in the micirl talking about and she 121 00:09:24.000 --> 00:09:35.240 thinking the right places. Boy boy, Speaking of relationships, I don't have 122 00:09:35.240 --> 00:09:37.200 a segue because, like I said, y'all got to figure out how the 123 00:09:37.200 --> 00:09:46.600 ship goes together. Uh. Speaking of relationships, I have a question for 124 00:09:46.679 --> 00:09:48.879 y'all. And before I start this conversation, I want to say this is 125 00:09:48.879 --> 00:09:54.720 no shade to anybody. This is me genuinely just talking from my heart and 126 00:09:54.879 --> 00:09:58.559 me you know, not understanding how things work, and me just wanting a 127 00:09:58.600 --> 00:10:01.919 better understanding. Okay, So I just want to reiterate this is no shade 128 00:10:01.960 --> 00:10:05.080 to anybody. This is just how I feel. And these are just you 129 00:10:05.120 --> 00:10:09.519 know, questions that I have, right, I want to start off by 130 00:10:09.519 --> 00:10:16.200 saying I don't have a problem with guys who paint their nails. However, 131 00:10:18.639 --> 00:10:22.240 I don't think I would ever be able to date a guy who paints their 132 00:10:22.320 --> 00:10:26.000 nails because I don't know the rules right now. I'm not talking about like, 133 00:10:26.039 --> 00:10:31.000 you know, a little design, little clare Cote, little manicure. 134 00:10:31.480 --> 00:10:35.440 I mean the guys who get like a full painted set, right, because 135 00:10:35.559 --> 00:10:39.000 if we're going on vacation, I don't mind like you getting like one or 136 00:10:39.000 --> 00:10:41.759 two nails to match my set. That's cute. I like that. But 137 00:10:41.799 --> 00:10:45.799 I'm talking about like guys who get a full painted set on the regular. 138 00:10:46.480 --> 00:10:52.279 I don't know the rules into how this works, because like, is your 139 00:10:52.320 --> 00:10:54.799 nail tech my nail tech? Right? Like, hold on, no, 140 00:10:54.720 --> 00:10:56.720 no, hear me out, hear me out, hear me out. Do 141 00:10:58.679 --> 00:11:03.399 we got the same, lady? Because my question is like what happens if 142 00:11:03.000 --> 00:11:05.879 we both want like the four o'clock sid Hold on, baby, this is 143 00:11:05.919 --> 00:11:09.600 one na old lady. First, wait a minute, but dog, wait 144 00:11:09.600 --> 00:11:11.639 a minute, there's too much dip on your chip. This is my lady, 145 00:11:13.720 --> 00:11:20.759 bruh. Bruh, like how how does this work? And then like, 146 00:11:22.320 --> 00:11:26.600 now, ladies is low key disrespectful, right, Neil texts are low 147 00:11:26.679 --> 00:11:31.960 key disrespectful. So like what happens if my man go and he just went 148 00:11:31.080 --> 00:11:35.600 like a clear and she's like, oh your girl, no pay for gel 149 00:11:35.639 --> 00:11:39.840 on your nail, the same way they be doing us right, So now 150 00:11:39.879 --> 00:11:41.879 it's like, oh but it's not come down there and talk to you. 151 00:11:41.879 --> 00:11:43.799 Hold on, wait a minute. Don't talk to my man like that. 152 00:11:43.200 --> 00:11:46.080 My man can't have anything he wants. Don't talk to him like that. 153 00:11:46.200 --> 00:11:48.559 All right, First of all, all right, maybe we got something playing, 154 00:11:48.600 --> 00:11:50.879 Maybe we doing the clay class or something. You don't want that this 155 00:11:52.000 --> 00:11:56.919 time? Like I have so many questions and I don't know what the rules 156 00:11:56.960 --> 00:12:00.519 are, so like, you know, don't want to get money. My 157 00:12:00.600 --> 00:12:07.759 lady is now now once again to eat your own everything. Ain't for everybody? 158 00:12:09.240 --> 00:12:11.080 G four five O five says yes, my nail tech, your nail 159 00:12:11.120 --> 00:12:15.559 tech and clear jail. Gotta keep my nails clean. So chat was moved 160 00:12:15.559 --> 00:12:18.320 too fast, my bad big dog. Next one says old school training men 161 00:12:18.399 --> 00:12:22.960 would do the pinky nail. I never agree with that part of my culture. 162 00:12:22.240 --> 00:12:28.960 Lol, Isaiah HD says, if your nail tech, if your nail 163 00:12:28.000 --> 00:12:35.840 beds are cooked, just say that stormy whatigg Yeah it wasn't moved too fast. 164 00:12:35.879 --> 00:12:37.799 My bad. I didn't see that one either, But yeah, you 165 00:12:37.840 --> 00:12:41.240 know, I just have questions fellows whill get their nails done? What are 166 00:12:41.279 --> 00:12:46.639 the rules? Like do you what happens? Like? And then like does 167 00:12:46.679 --> 00:12:50.159 it depend on how deep in love you are? Like if you like in 168 00:12:50.240 --> 00:12:54.080 love love? I mean, if you think about it, he go get 169 00:12:54.080 --> 00:12:56.360 his nose done before, like he already want to have his own nil check 170 00:12:56.440 --> 00:13:00.120 in the first place. But what if my nail tech is better than his 171 00:13:00.200 --> 00:13:03.799 nail tech? He wouldn't know that how I mean, if he's treating his 172 00:13:03.879 --> 00:13:05.480 nail tech like he treats his barber, he ain't really paying at all. 173 00:13:05.639 --> 00:13:09.879 Oh that's a good question. Be awa loyaler with our service text and you 174 00:13:09.879 --> 00:13:13.600 guys are And this is what I'm saying. Another question. The bigger issue 175 00:13:13.639 --> 00:13:16.799 is you going to my nail tech and becoming friends with that bit. That's 176 00:13:16.799 --> 00:13:22.320 the problem. We really will talk about it is really it's really I get 177 00:13:22.320 --> 00:13:28.039 the forecast spy when I pop up you there, Moss is crazy, bruh. 178 00:13:28.240 --> 00:13:31.360 Like that's that's would be crazy, like bro, and then like really 179 00:13:31.399 --> 00:13:35.279 like you said, like question, fellas, are y'all as loyal to your 180 00:13:35.320 --> 00:13:39.720 nail tech as you are your barbera like I would if if I got my 181 00:13:39.799 --> 00:13:43.519 nails on it, I would be. And then if we together, if 182 00:13:43.559 --> 00:13:48.200 we together have the same nail tech, are you talking about me to me? 183 00:13:48.200 --> 00:13:50.000 Me? Yeah? Like do me me know you? You you you? 184 00:13:50.159 --> 00:13:54.720 Because now I'm be disrespectful. I'm coming now, made me know how 185 00:13:54.759 --> 00:13:56.720 you be gargling my asshole? See this is what I'm saying, Like we 186 00:13:56.799 --> 00:14:00.919 need to have me me know I'm about from holes and movies. And I 187 00:14:00.919 --> 00:14:07.720 told her because I don't think you can like, yeah, you you are 188 00:14:07.759 --> 00:14:11.360 finished, You're finished, You're done. I'm just saying so. Also real 189 00:14:11.399 --> 00:14:15.200 fast, you want to go back real fast and say, and before y'all 190 00:14:15.240 --> 00:14:18.840 starts, y'all ship Okay, most women do love a nice clear coat on 191 00:14:18.879 --> 00:14:22.440 their man's nails. Okay, because y'all be trying to fucking come up here 192 00:14:22.480 --> 00:14:26.799 and tittle the cat with fucking black all under your fingernails. We don't like 193 00:14:26.840 --> 00:14:30.240 that. We don't like that, we don't like that. And then our 194 00:14:30.279 --> 00:14:33.120 fucking pH get thrown off and you going everywhround telling everybody we got to stinky 195 00:14:33.159 --> 00:14:37.320 Kuchi. You gave it to me. Okay, all the fucking buffalo hot 196 00:14:37.320 --> 00:14:39.200 wings saw some of your fingernails when you put it up there. You gave 197 00:14:39.240 --> 00:14:46.759 it to me. How about that? How about that? Okay? Thank 198 00:14:46.799 --> 00:14:56.039 you? Next? All right, Okay, we talk about it. No, 199 00:14:56.120 --> 00:15:03.279 I fuck y'all. Next topic. Like I said, everything's con nected. 200 00:15:03.360 --> 00:15:13.639 You gotta figure it. Yeah, speaking of buffalo wild sauce, I 201 00:15:13.639 --> 00:15:16.320 don't know the fact, I don't know. I don't know, right. 202 00:15:18.200 --> 00:15:22.519 I want to start by saying, I'm not talking about every man when I 203 00:15:22.559 --> 00:15:28.399 say this. I'm not talking about every man when I say this, Right, 204 00:15:30.480 --> 00:15:35.399 but I think there's a significant amount of men who feel this way, 205 00:15:37.240 --> 00:15:41.759 and I just want to talk about it and have like a cool, calm 206 00:15:41.799 --> 00:15:45.200 discourse. Right. I feel like that's what we're here for. You know. 207 00:15:45.240 --> 00:15:48.639 Everybody gets a chance to voice their opinions and say things that might not 208 00:15:48.720 --> 00:15:52.399 be popular and some things that are but people just don't like to talk about. 209 00:15:52.519 --> 00:15:58.360 Right. So not all, but there is a significant amount of men 210 00:15:58.480 --> 00:16:03.720 who do not want to get married, not all, not all, not 211 00:16:03.879 --> 00:16:10.399 all, right, but there is a significant amount of men who don't want 212 00:16:10.440 --> 00:16:15.120 to get married, and this could be based on what they experience growing up, 213 00:16:15.519 --> 00:16:19.559 maybe a past relationship, maybe even a past marriage. Right, and 214 00:16:19.559 --> 00:16:23.120 no shade cuts to eat your own. You like what you like, you 215 00:16:23.159 --> 00:16:30.159 want what you want, right. I feel like to these men who specifically 216 00:16:30.279 --> 00:16:34.879 don't want marriage based on what they saw or experienced or heard about a bad 217 00:16:34.960 --> 00:16:41.519 divorce or you know, something like that, Like, it's hard to me 218 00:16:41.639 --> 00:16:48.240 because I hate that for y'all. I hate that for y'all. I genuinely 219 00:16:48.320 --> 00:16:55.080 do. I genuinely do. I genuinely hate that you're allowing a past experience 220 00:16:55.559 --> 00:17:00.440 to shape how you feel on something in the future that doesn't even will pertain 221 00:17:00.519 --> 00:17:07.640 to that woman. Like I feel like it's like sushi. Yeah, yeah, 222 00:17:08.359 --> 00:17:11.400 it's like sushi. You just ain't had the right roll, my guy, 223 00:17:11.920 --> 00:17:15.440 Like, you keep sucking with that shrimp t impoor. You need to 224 00:17:15.440 --> 00:17:18.319 get you some dragon roll, my guy, Like, it's just you just 225 00:17:18.359 --> 00:17:23.839 had a bad experience. It's cool, it's cool, But anybody who knows 226 00:17:23.839 --> 00:17:29.839 anything wonna tell you that, Oh, sushi is not created equal. Bruh. 227 00:17:30.319 --> 00:17:34.440 You keep sucking around with these fucking cucumber and avocado rolls that ain't me 228 00:17:37.599 --> 00:17:41.000 that ain't heard that ain't heard that ain't heard like you, you're not on 229 00:17:41.039 --> 00:17:44.960 the right wave, my guy. Like give it another chance, That's all 230 00:17:45.000 --> 00:17:48.319 I'm saying, Like, don't allow it to scorn you, because there are 231 00:17:48.400 --> 00:17:52.640 different types of rolls out there. Bro, did you even put a little 232 00:17:52.680 --> 00:17:59.279 bit of an eel sauce on top? Did you use a little with sabi? 233 00:17:59.559 --> 00:18:02.440 Did you did you put a little gender on it? Like it's different, 234 00:18:02.559 --> 00:18:04.240 it's different times of women out there, Like every woman isn't going to 235 00:18:04.279 --> 00:18:07.920 give you that experience, you know that, right? Like everybody who I 236 00:18:07.960 --> 00:18:11.880 know who really loves sushi will meet somebody who they don't like sushi and just 237 00:18:11.880 --> 00:18:17.119 be like, yo, you you gotta try this. Sushimi ain't for everybody. 238 00:18:17.720 --> 00:18:22.119 It ain't everybody don't like sushi me right. So it's like, Yo, 239 00:18:22.440 --> 00:18:26.720 somebody said, stop getting that sushi from a local gas station. That's 240 00:18:26.759 --> 00:18:30.240 not a good boys. I Yo, you got your sushi from the supermarket 241 00:18:30.319 --> 00:18:33.680 or did you go to like an actual sushi place and have them rolling in 242 00:18:33.680 --> 00:18:37.920 front of you? Like what did you do? Like there are different experiences. 243 00:18:38.319 --> 00:18:45.599 Not comparing matrimony to happy hour Cali rolls. I'm just saying it's different. 244 00:18:45.240 --> 00:18:49.200 It's different, and I hate that some people really have a negative experience 245 00:18:49.640 --> 00:18:55.880 because it's like all sushi ain't created equal, and I really believe that in 246 00:18:55.960 --> 00:19:03.039 my heart. And it's like I personally I can't take away from anyone's experience, 247 00:19:03.559 --> 00:19:06.920 but just how we say, like yo, it's different type of sushi 248 00:19:07.000 --> 00:19:11.519 roles, it's different types of women, it's different type of marriages, like 249 00:19:11.880 --> 00:19:18.960 did you have a prenup? H? Did you did y'all try therapy? 250 00:19:18.559 --> 00:19:27.880 Did you try eating ass? Different? Stay away from I'm just saying it's 251 00:19:29.000 --> 00:19:33.839 different types of marriages. All marriages are not created equal, like everything ain't 252 00:19:33.880 --> 00:19:40.119 for everybody, you know. So it's like you're only gonna find that out 253 00:19:40.440 --> 00:19:45.480 if you give it one more go, like dish. Just I know it's 254 00:19:45.519 --> 00:19:51.880 hard because the wrong type of sushi will have you fucked up on the toilet 255 00:19:52.160 --> 00:19:56.599 okay, and the sink and everywhere else. Right, but you get the 256 00:19:56.680 --> 00:20:00.920 right type of sushi. You vibing, baby, you good? Start moving 257 00:20:00.920 --> 00:20:03.240 with them chopsticks, my guy, Like, come on in a bathroom, 258 00:20:03.240 --> 00:20:08.079 button in your stomach, like bruh, Start moving with them chopsticks. Now 259 00:20:08.119 --> 00:20:14.640 you cultured baby, Come on, like it's just different now, the right 260 00:20:14.680 --> 00:20:15.920 type of love. It's like a drug. It's just addictive, so you 261 00:20:17.000 --> 00:20:18.799 kind of always want to want it, So you might not have found that 262 00:20:18.880 --> 00:20:26.799 right exactly, Like yo, like maybe you needed to try therapy. Did 263 00:20:26.799 --> 00:20:32.160 you try maybe a smaller ceremony, like a different guest list, Like, 264 00:20:32.920 --> 00:20:34.880 because I'm gonna be real with you, every woman ain't the same if for 265 00:20:34.960 --> 00:20:38.400 me, divorce ain't an option, like, oh you man, go take 266 00:20:38.400 --> 00:20:41.680 a fucking walk. I saw this a comment on YouTube. The boy was 267 00:20:41.720 --> 00:20:47.400 like, you got to marry somebody that wants to marriage. You're not a 268 00:20:47.400 --> 00:20:52.119 wedding, Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, because it's it's 269 00:20:52.160 --> 00:20:56.160 it's really women out there who when they say like y'all want to get married 270 00:20:56.160 --> 00:20:57.599 and they want to be with you, they really trying to do a big, 271 00:20:59.240 --> 00:21:02.759 a lifelong on Like like I said, for me, divorce is not 272 00:21:02.799 --> 00:21:06.960 an option. The vorce is not an option. Like if you're mad, 273 00:21:07.599 --> 00:21:14.480 go take a walk tomorrow. We're gonna try again tomorrow. It's real, 274 00:21:14.880 --> 00:21:19.359 Like I don't know, Like it's like you you feel like you gotta go 275 00:21:19.480 --> 00:21:26.480 cheat. Tell me how you're not being fulfilled? Like bro, I'm just 276 00:21:26.519 --> 00:21:27.960 saying, like, but no, But you know what, that's why people 277 00:21:29.039 --> 00:21:33.319 cheat. People usually cheat because they're not satisfied in some arena, and instead 278 00:21:33.319 --> 00:21:36.079 of telling their partner, they just go out and try to find it someplace 279 00:21:36.119 --> 00:21:38.160 else. It's like, yo, talk to me, what's up? Like 280 00:21:40.400 --> 00:21:48.599 if you feel like you want cheat? You know what? I have that 281 00:21:48.640 --> 00:21:53.039 conversation with even after years of neglect and emptiness? Why'd you let it become 282 00:21:53.119 --> 00:21:57.079 years of neglecting emptiness? Tell me wrong? Got what years? Tell me 283 00:21:57.160 --> 00:22:00.920 the first week, first day, first hour, Hey, bitch, step 284 00:22:00.960 --> 00:22:04.440 your game up. Let me know what if they have told their partner, 285 00:22:06.279 --> 00:22:12.799 If you have told your partner, right, it's therapy, and then after 286 00:22:12.880 --> 00:22:18.599 therapy is you're gonna have to make some tough decisions. Right. But to 287 00:22:18.759 --> 00:22:23.039 me, I personally believe in premarital therapy because that's usually where you work out 288 00:22:23.079 --> 00:22:26.240 a lot of the problems or you are privy to a lot of the problems 289 00:22:26.240 --> 00:22:29.680 that come up in marriage. Like, Yo, this is where you can 290 00:22:30.039 --> 00:22:34.200 openly discuss finances, your plans for kids, what you expect the roles in 291 00:22:34.200 --> 00:22:37.640 the household to be. Like, if you get how you feel about sex, 292 00:22:37.720 --> 00:22:41.720 how often you desire sex, you talk about all that, and like 293 00:22:41.240 --> 00:22:44.920 pre marriage therapy. So it's like, by the time we get to the 294 00:22:44.920 --> 00:22:45.960 marriage, we already talked about this, we should already have a plan, 295 00:22:47.079 --> 00:22:49.599 we should already know we doing. And I think that the art of going 296 00:22:49.599 --> 00:22:53.279 to therapy before you get married is lost. A lot of people are not 297 00:22:53.319 --> 00:22:59.599 doing that nowadays, and that's honestly part of the problem. I'm at work 298 00:22:59.680 --> 00:23:06.440 so lurking outfits and what upshote my God, But also like you gotta understand, 299 00:23:06.440 --> 00:23:08.799 like you got to inspect what you expect. So like if you if 300 00:23:08.799 --> 00:23:11.039 you want the love, then you got to make sure that you're getting it. 301 00:23:11.079 --> 00:23:15.480 So it's kind of like you can't just be sitting here going on DAC 302 00:23:15.640 --> 00:23:18.880 just being stupid. You gotta go on Dace and be pay attention and understand 303 00:23:18.880 --> 00:23:22.039 that who you're with and go out understand like, Okay, well I got 304 00:23:22.240 --> 00:23:25.839 understand. I gotta learn something about this person. And like I said before, 305 00:23:25.880 --> 00:23:29.559 everybody is a lesson or a blessing. So you might have had them 306 00:23:29.680 --> 00:23:33.480 years of years of misery, but at the end of the day, what 307 00:23:33.599 --> 00:23:36.599 did you learn. So now when you go to the next relationship, you 308 00:23:36.640 --> 00:23:40.160 take what you learn, you don't do that again. Pre bawd or counseling. 309 00:23:40.240 --> 00:23:42.359 Sorry, listen to you, Like, hey, BC, you are 310 00:23:42.440 --> 00:23:45.599 right pre marital counseling. I couldn't think of the words, but yeah, 311 00:23:45.720 --> 00:23:49.839 if I feel like premortal counseling is when you work a lot of that out, 312 00:23:51.000 --> 00:23:53.640 Like what are roles? You know? How do you expect to maneuver? 313 00:23:53.759 --> 00:23:57.440 What is uh retirement look like for you guys? Like that's really where 314 00:23:57.480 --> 00:24:00.720 you work a lot of that out. My marvelous life says, no woman 315 00:24:00.799 --> 00:24:06.440 think marriage is based off of a happy meter. I hope that they don't. 316 00:24:06.599 --> 00:24:08.559 Marriage is not meant to be easy. Marriage is meant to be forever. 317 00:24:10.160 --> 00:24:11.920 And I feel like if you're moving like marriage is going to be easy, 318 00:24:11.960 --> 00:24:17.680 it's going to be short. They're no, seriously, like if you 319 00:24:17.839 --> 00:24:19.440 are getting married, and you know what I feel like, Once upon a 320 00:24:19.480 --> 00:24:23.920 time, I had the whole ideal of I want this beautiful wedding and I 321 00:24:23.920 --> 00:24:27.680 want to live happily ever after. And then like, after working on myself, 322 00:24:27.720 --> 00:24:33.480 I realized I really just want somebody who is as spiritual or religious as 323 00:24:33.519 --> 00:24:34.839 I am, Like I just want somebody to stay in front of God. 324 00:24:34.839 --> 00:24:37.880 But like Yo, this's the one I want out of all these billions of 325 00:24:37.880 --> 00:24:38.799 people. This is the one I want. I don't want nobody else. 326 00:24:38.960 --> 00:24:42.160 That's what I want. That's what I'm looking for, you know, instead 327 00:24:42.160 --> 00:24:45.720 of finding ways to leave, find ways not to leave. Mm hmm. 328 00:24:48.839 --> 00:24:55.319 Big Jamiir says, they marry me. Og mic Oh says it's bay Hey 329 00:24:56.400 --> 00:25:00.200 yeah, man, But those are just my thoughts. Just try, he 330 00:25:00.240 --> 00:25:04.640 says. People be having rose colored Disney goggles. Outfit says, want an 331 00:25:04.640 --> 00:25:10.759 easy marriage, green card, Get the fuck out. I don't go back 332 00:25:10.759 --> 00:25:12.559 to work. We're working. I'm about to call your job. I'm really 333 00:25:12.559 --> 00:25:15.559 about to call you a job because you always come on here with the shenanigans 334 00:25:15.559 --> 00:25:19.440 and I'm sick of it. I'm sick of that, all right. Oh 335 00:25:19.519 --> 00:25:25.200 my god, I'm so sick of outfits. I promise. Why would he 336 00:25:25.279 --> 00:25:27.480 say that? What's wrong with him? What is wrong with you? Bro? 337 00:25:29.039 --> 00:25:33.359 Like Mark? She says, pop out and show niggas. If the 338 00:25:33.359 --> 00:25:37.039 communication is truly there and the connection, you can have a successful marriage. 339 00:25:37.119 --> 00:25:41.880 I agree. Gifted by Gap says, putting a binding contract behind it that 340 00:25:41.960 --> 00:25:48.960 adds clauses for leaving isn't always it? King B Moore says, I want 341 00:25:49.000 --> 00:25:52.440 to be married. I desire to be a husband and I want a wife, 342 00:25:52.519 --> 00:25:56.160 so that will happen. Just gotta work for the white woman. Just 343 00:25:56.200 --> 00:26:00.559 Trey says he probably worked for himself. If so, that's wild, Yeah, 344 00:26:00.680 --> 00:26:03.039 he probably do. He probably just sitting in the room by hisself, 345 00:26:03.079 --> 00:26:04.680 just being an asshole. I promise you, I'm so sick of you. 346 00:26:04.759 --> 00:26:11.559 Outfit is okay. No, I feel like if you are fully committed to 347 00:26:11.799 --> 00:26:15.240 being in a marriage, I think that there are more than enough people, 348 00:26:15.599 --> 00:26:19.079 more than enough emotionally intelligent people to make that work, as long as you 349 00:26:19.119 --> 00:26:22.119 put in the work for it. You know what I mean? Uh, 350 00:26:22.279 --> 00:26:26.279 sid Dixie says, And make sure the communication is honest. Make sure the 351 00:26:26.319 --> 00:26:32.720 communication is there and honest, because that really be half the battle. I'm 352 00:26:32.720 --> 00:26:34.880 sure you're surrounding yourself with like minded people because you can't be talking about people 353 00:26:34.880 --> 00:26:37.519 who don't. You can't be married hanging around people who don't get a marriage. 354 00:26:37.880 --> 00:26:42.920 It'll work Outfit says, I'll tell you this, you call my job, 355 00:26:44.319 --> 00:26:48.359 I'll cut your lights off except for your son's room. Fuck you guy, 356 00:26:48.640 --> 00:26:55.680 Okay, fuck you, thank you. So the next thing I want 357 00:26:55.720 --> 00:27:00.000 to talk about because, like I told y'all, everything is connected. Y'all 358 00:27:00.039 --> 00:27:03.920 figured the fuck out? How okay? Next thing I want to talk about, 359 00:27:03.960 --> 00:27:07.359 and we're really going to take a turn here, but I honestly need 360 00:27:07.400 --> 00:27:14.359 an answer. I need an answer fellas women. Somebody gotta tell me. 361 00:27:17.200 --> 00:27:18.160 And I'm not trying to be smart, and I'm not trying to come from 362 00:27:18.160 --> 00:27:21.319 nobody, and I'm not trying to shame nobody, not trying to bashe nobody 363 00:27:21.400 --> 00:27:26.480 know nothing. But this is an honest inquiry. When y'all women be wearing 364 00:27:26.480 --> 00:27:32.839 them throng bathing suits to amusement park, bitch, who does fuh? Okay, 365 00:27:33.240 --> 00:27:37.920 I have an honest question. I have an honest question when y'all women 366 00:27:38.119 --> 00:27:45.160 are wearing these long bathing suits to these family friendly amusement parks. Bitch who 367 00:27:45.359 --> 00:27:49.720 spa? Okay, I am confusion? How do I am confusion? I 368 00:27:49.799 --> 00:27:56.720 am confusion? Right? And I don't mean your own private pool and you're 369 00:27:56.799 --> 00:27:59.880 gated complex. I'm not talking about that. That's open to interpretation. Whatever 370 00:27:59.920 --> 00:28:03.240 you home, I get there. I'm talking about when you are at Dorney 371 00:28:03.279 --> 00:28:08.359 Park. Okay, when you're at Dorney Park, sesame place, bitch, 372 00:28:08.359 --> 00:28:12.240 I ain't never seen Rosena, ain't no throng never Okay, when Zoe be 373 00:28:12.279 --> 00:28:17.119 hanging with rock Oshan ain't never got no throng on we're talking about Sesame Place 374 00:28:17.480 --> 00:28:21.480 based off Sesame Street. I ain't never seen it. I ain't never seen 375 00:28:21.519 --> 00:28:26.319 it. Who is this for? Who is it for? I have an 376 00:28:26.359 --> 00:28:32.440 honest question. It does not make sense to me when a majority of these 377 00:28:32.519 --> 00:28:38.799 parks are targeted towards children. Who are you wearing this for the children? 378 00:28:40.319 --> 00:28:42.440 I'm jiveused, like, say, Drake, I heard you, like, 379 00:28:42.480 --> 00:28:45.319 I'm young? What the fuck are we doing? What are we doing? 380 00:28:47.319 --> 00:28:53.880 I I'm crying, what's happening? What's happening? Right? Like? I 381 00:28:53.880 --> 00:28:57.119 feel like it's a time and place for everything. Y'all know that y'all know 382 00:28:57.119 --> 00:29:00.680 how to dress when y'all go to a Jibri interview. Y'all know how to 383 00:29:00.759 --> 00:29:03.359 dress when y'all go to church. Why is it different when it comes to 384 00:29:03.400 --> 00:29:12.960 an amusement park? Bruh, bruh. And I'm talking about like no cover 385 00:29:14.079 --> 00:29:18.200 up, no shorts, no nothing. Who are you doing this for? 386 00:29:18.319 --> 00:29:25.799 Literally? And it's it like bro, yes, yes, the only reason 387 00:29:25.880 --> 00:29:27.680 I'm here is for my kid. I could have went to great whoop laws 388 00:29:27.759 --> 00:29:37.680 or some adult resort. What's an adult resort? Not sesame street. I'm 389 00:29:37.720 --> 00:29:41.640 serious though. Somebody said they trying to catch a body. King By Moore 390 00:29:41.680 --> 00:29:48.759 said it's probably a minor. Don't maybe laugh like a black auntie. Y'all 391 00:29:48.960 --> 00:29:53.000 stop stop, Okay. She gets on the water slide and that bathing suit 392 00:29:53.119 --> 00:29:59.720 is going Isaiah hd h big per men for a fund says trying to warm 393 00:29:59.759 --> 00:30:02.200 up the water slide. Oh, you want to see a bitch gold out 394 00:30:02.200 --> 00:30:07.559 of slide like. Uh, it's being a low says moved too fast. 395 00:30:07.599 --> 00:30:10.720 I missed it. Uh, it's only flash. As I remember my general 396 00:30:10.720 --> 00:30:12.839 manager told us a story about the lady who went damn, y'all going fast. 397 00:30:12.880 --> 00:30:17.440 I can't see it. A cold blood it says, can Coon is 398 00:30:17.480 --> 00:30:22.039 a resort for adults. Seriously, Uh, the transactions in today's world is 399 00:30:22.079 --> 00:30:26.240 attention. It can't be. It can't be. It can't be. Like 400 00:30:26.240 --> 00:30:29.599 like I said, it's a time and a place for everything. You know 401 00:30:29.640 --> 00:30:30.680 how to dress when you go to a job interview. You know how to 402 00:30:30.759 --> 00:30:33.960 dress when you go to shorts. You know how to dress at a funeral. 403 00:30:33.119 --> 00:30:36.279 Like all of a sudden, we get to amused permanent art and we 404 00:30:36.319 --> 00:30:38.720 don't remember anything. We get to an amusement parking. Now everything is off 405 00:30:38.720 --> 00:30:42.599 the table. It's my body, my choice, I do what I want. 406 00:30:44.480 --> 00:30:48.359 Bruh, my fucking kids is out here, please please. I understand 407 00:30:48.359 --> 00:30:51.279 you feel that way about your body. I love this for you, buthen, 408 00:30:51.319 --> 00:30:56.200 my fucking kids is out here. Bro seriously. And then it's like 409 00:30:56.559 --> 00:31:00.640 me personally, now it's just me hot take hot take right. Some I 410 00:31:00.640 --> 00:31:07.039 feel like there's a significant portion of you who purposely dress like this because there 411 00:31:07.039 --> 00:31:08.640 are a lot of moms who don't feel confident with their body, and you 412 00:31:08.680 --> 00:31:11.200 feel like, oh, I'm shitting on her, I'm shitting on them, 413 00:31:11.400 --> 00:31:14.960 I'm doing this, that and the third, and it's like, no, 414 00:31:15.039 --> 00:31:18.480 you actually look stupid. We're actually all talking about you, and not in 415 00:31:18.519 --> 00:31:22.279 a good way. Like baby, you think so low of yourself that you 416 00:31:22.359 --> 00:31:26.680 have to put this much of yourself on display in this particular place, like 417 00:31:26.960 --> 00:31:32.240 you can you can fucking be naked anywhere else, just not around my fucking 418 00:31:32.319 --> 00:31:36.039 kids. I don't like that. I genuinely don't like that. And I 419 00:31:36.119 --> 00:31:38.240 know that there's a lot of you who's gonna say, oh, well, 420 00:31:38.720 --> 00:31:44.000 maybe they just out here trying to get niggas. Maybe they're out here doing 421 00:31:44.039 --> 00:31:47.480 it for the men. Men, I want to ask you, it's disappealing 422 00:31:47.519 --> 00:31:52.920 to you when you see these girls with thongs on at these children themed parks? 423 00:31:53.319 --> 00:31:57.079 Does it do it for you? Does it get your picklewet? Does 424 00:31:57.119 --> 00:32:00.720 it rudle me that batman? Because I really want to know, because maybe 425 00:32:00.759 --> 00:32:04.319 I'm missing out. Maybe my husband is waiting for me to pull my chick. 426 00:32:04.359 --> 00:32:07.599 No, it ain't my husband. Everything like that, that definitely ain't 427 00:32:07.640 --> 00:32:10.160 my husband. I'm gonna be real with you. I'm gonna be real with 428 00:32:10.200 --> 00:32:15.039 you if he thinks like that, like damn, a woman who has a 429 00:32:15.079 --> 00:32:19.960 full throng or g string on at this park, whose main character is Elmo, 430 00:32:20.720 --> 00:32:22.640 that's the girl I'm looking for, baby, You ain't my sight. 431 00:32:22.000 --> 00:32:27.880 I'm be real my side a certain type of man, it will mostly cheaters. 432 00:32:28.319 --> 00:32:31.000 Here's the thing. Right into all you women who are dressing like this, 433 00:32:31.119 --> 00:32:35.960 thinking that's how I'm gonna get my man, you gotta understand that more 434 00:32:36.000 --> 00:32:38.680 than likely a man is going to see you as fun and not a wife. 435 00:32:39.119 --> 00:32:43.839 Imagine dress somewhere where she feels like she can be a freak bruh, 436 00:32:43.880 --> 00:32:49.519 God, damn, I'd be so embarrassed. Chase us, chase us and 437 00:32:49.559 --> 00:32:53.680 like we like using our imagination. Yes, you know, I don't want 438 00:32:53.680 --> 00:33:00.160 to see you know. You know when Kendrick said sometimes you gotta pop out 439 00:33:00.200 --> 00:33:06.119 and show niggas this same way he was talking about. This ain't what he 440 00:33:06.319 --> 00:33:10.759 was talking about. No, he didn't mean not sessame place. Okay, 441 00:33:12.480 --> 00:33:15.279 damn, but no, I got it. I really want to know, 442 00:33:15.359 --> 00:33:21.319 like, fellas, if you saw that at the kid friendly musement parks? 443 00:33:21.799 --> 00:33:24.400 Would that do it for you? Is that your wife? Have you on 444 00:33:24.440 --> 00:33:30.559 the fund and not a wife? Says his queen The Marquez Q says, 445 00:33:30.039 --> 00:33:34.480 listen to me a turtle, nick and some jeans turned me on too. 446 00:33:34.839 --> 00:33:39.000 Oh my god, I love that. Hell yeah, not the place a 447 00:33:39.039 --> 00:33:51.440 hot girl summer in Lego Land is diabolical. I'm crying. Workman nine zero 448 00:33:51.480 --> 00:33:53.599 one zero says not at all. King B. Moore says, went from 449 00:33:53.640 --> 00:33:58.160 fifty two people watching to thirty six. I think some of the women got 450 00:33:58.160 --> 00:34:00.480 offended. And I don't give a fuck because you need to hear it. 451 00:34:00.559 --> 00:34:04.160 Okay, stop going on our worst internet complaining about how you can't find a 452 00:34:04.160 --> 00:34:06.720 man. When you wanted these bitches showing up to theme park with a thong 453 00:34:06.799 --> 00:34:09.599 on. That's why. That's why. Okay, that's why. Thank you. 454 00:34:13.480 --> 00:34:17.960 I ain't watching Shut the fuck out, all right. So now we're 455 00:34:19.000 --> 00:34:22.440 gonna get into the edible portion of the show. So the edible portion is 456 00:34:22.480 --> 00:34:24.599 where I read questions that you guys send in. So on the day we 457 00:34:24.719 --> 00:34:28.639 record, I put a prompt up and tell you guys to ask me anything. 458 00:34:29.280 --> 00:34:30.760 If you have something to say on a day that I don't pick the 459 00:34:30.800 --> 00:34:36.760 prompt up or it's just too long to fit inside there, you can email 460 00:34:36.800 --> 00:34:44.280 me at inquiries at stormyp ea dot com. Okay, so also please stop 461 00:34:44.320 --> 00:34:47.760 saying things like when can I take you home? And if you can trink 462 00:34:47.840 --> 00:34:52.280 my bath order and you just want to know how it tastes and things like 463 00:34:52.320 --> 00:34:59.639 that. Oh I'm tired, I'm tired. I'm fucking tired. I'm fucking 464 00:34:59.719 --> 00:35:04.480 tired. Because what do you want me to say? Oh, that'll be 465 00:35:05.039 --> 00:35:08.880 related fireworks because that's what somebody said. Somebody said, or you related to 466 00:35:08.920 --> 00:35:14.519 fireworks because you blow my mind. That's what they said to me. That's 467 00:35:14.519 --> 00:35:16.800 what they said to me. And when you say things like oh, how 468 00:35:16.840 --> 00:35:20.960 much will it cost? What are you gonna do when I give you an 469 00:35:20.960 --> 00:35:22.760 actual price? What are you gonna do when I give you a price and 470 00:35:22.800 --> 00:35:28.320 it's out of your price range? Please? Y'all, just I know I 471 00:35:28.360 --> 00:35:34.079 say asked me anything, but make it make sense. Please please after pay 472 00:35:34.159 --> 00:35:40.840 or clarinal on some pussy is crazy, all right? Please please? Okay, 473 00:35:43.000 --> 00:35:49.360 first question, it says me and my shorty broke up because she doesn't 474 00:35:49.360 --> 00:35:52.920 want to do long distance. Right, we don't have bad blood. It's 475 00:35:52.960 --> 00:35:57.599 still loved there. My question is you think she doesn't want to do distance 476 00:35:58.719 --> 00:36:02.519 because she got niggas on holl lone or genuinely the distance is too much. 477 00:36:04.119 --> 00:36:07.039 We're only three hours away from each other. I'm gonna let that said in 478 00:36:07.079 --> 00:36:12.039 for a minute, think about it, think about it, gonna ask it 479 00:36:12.079 --> 00:36:15.599 again. Me and my shorty broke up because she doesn't want to do distance. 480 00:36:15.760 --> 00:36:20.199 Right, we don't have bad blood and it's still loved there. My 481 00:36:20.320 --> 00:36:23.280 question is you think she doesn't want to do distance because she has niggas on 482 00:36:23.320 --> 00:36:28.119 her line, or genuinely does it? The distance is too much? We're 483 00:36:28.159 --> 00:36:30.599 only three hours away from each other. Okay, baby, Well, I'm 484 00:36:30.599 --> 00:36:35.440 gonna be Roachie. Right, well, first let's go to the live. 485 00:36:36.679 --> 00:36:42.199 Juge Tray says, yeah, nigga, she wants some house peen. Duh 486 00:36:42.679 --> 00:36:47.239 uh, it's being Alo says, oh, she going Workman nine zero one 487 00:36:47.280 --> 00:36:52.199 zero says both. King B. Moore says she got a house stick and 488 00:36:52.239 --> 00:36:55.639 it ain't his hayvy E C says, when a woman really feeling you, 489 00:36:55.679 --> 00:37:00.760 that distance hurts her deeply. Marquez says three hours ain't no damn distance. 490 00:37:01.519 --> 00:37:10.599 Isaiah HG says what not? Both okay, So my honest opinion right to 491 00:37:10.679 --> 00:37:15.440 each his own. Everything ain't for everybody. For me, I do not 492 00:37:15.599 --> 00:37:21.519 want to do a three hour distance. I don't want to, especially if 493 00:37:21.519 --> 00:37:23.679 I didn't start doing that. And the only reason I say that it is 494 00:37:23.679 --> 00:37:27.599 like Yo, the older I get, the more clingy I become like bro. 495 00:37:27.760 --> 00:37:34.480 I want to come home and smell my nigga armpits. I want to 496 00:37:34.519 --> 00:37:39.760 come home and smell my nigga armpits. Okay. I want to come home 497 00:37:40.239 --> 00:37:45.199 and get in my bed and smell his lotion from last night. Okay. 498 00:37:46.320 --> 00:37:52.239 I want to pop up on my nigga at his job on his lunch break 499 00:37:52.559 --> 00:37:57.119 and throw rocks at his window and twerk in a parking lot, so he 500 00:37:57.239 --> 00:38:01.920 sees me and then leaves before anybody else. Okay, I want to go 501 00:38:02.039 --> 00:38:07.599 to the supermarket, all right and walk up on my nigga in the fruit 502 00:38:07.639 --> 00:38:10.159 out and act like we don't know each other and try to bag him. 503 00:38:10.400 --> 00:38:17.880 Okay, I want to be up under my nigga, right. But I 504 00:38:17.880 --> 00:38:22.840 guess it's different. And here's why I say that. I guess it's different 505 00:38:22.920 --> 00:38:30.960 if maybe you started with that and now you can grow with like distant I 506 00:38:31.039 --> 00:38:34.599 don't know. I don't know how to say this. Maybe it's different if 507 00:38:34.679 --> 00:38:38.840 y'all start off in a relationship in the same city, because you've already laid 508 00:38:38.880 --> 00:38:44.000 the foundation to give you the strength to hold on to do all those things 509 00:38:44.079 --> 00:38:46.519 until the next time you see each other. That's why I say everybody's different. 510 00:38:47.760 --> 00:38:50.760 And then it's like, how long you have been together? Y'all been 511 00:38:50.800 --> 00:38:52.840 together like fourteen years? Well I take the back, y'all been together like 512 00:38:53.559 --> 00:38:57.559 three years and she's moving three hours away. Now I got more questions why 513 00:38:57.639 --> 00:39:01.159 you're not going with her? Okay, Now I got more questions. It's 514 00:39:01.239 --> 00:39:06.920 just a lot that goes into this, because that is also a thing. 515 00:39:07.320 --> 00:39:15.760 Is that is also a thing. Bruh, I'm not I'm not gonna hold 516 00:39:15.800 --> 00:39:21.920 you. Sometimes adults don't know how to end things, and this is real, 517 00:39:22.000 --> 00:39:28.000 right. I know a guy who told a girl he was working in 518 00:39:28.039 --> 00:39:31.440 New York. He's originally from Philly. He told this girl faithfully that he 519 00:39:31.559 --> 00:39:38.639 was working in New York, that nigga was at home in Philadelphia every fucking 520 00:39:38.719 --> 00:39:43.599 day, every fucking day. And then I accidentally, not accidentally, and 521 00:39:43.639 --> 00:39:47.000 then I posted him on my story with me. I didn't know she followed 522 00:39:47.039 --> 00:39:51.519 me. She went right to him on his line. I thought she was 523 00:39:51.559 --> 00:39:54.239 fucking working in New York. Bye bye, bye, bye bye. Stop 524 00:39:54.320 --> 00:39:58.360 lying that I want to start, but stop lying. If you don't want 525 00:39:58.360 --> 00:40:00.719 to be with somebody, tell them all right. If you require more from 526 00:40:00.760 --> 00:40:05.039 them, tell them okay, because you never know. Listen. I feel 527 00:40:05.079 --> 00:40:07.280 like if I'm with somebody for a long period of time and they're like, 528 00:40:07.320 --> 00:40:09.920 yo, I'm moving, bro, if I have the means, why not 529 00:40:10.000 --> 00:40:19.480 move? You're talking about I'm moving, I'm I'm nigga. You mean we 530 00:40:19.480 --> 00:40:24.960 we us three years together? Okay, just like this, Just like this, 531 00:40:25.159 --> 00:40:31.440 I'm moving. We us The fuck you want to get this? You 532 00:40:31.559 --> 00:40:36.239 haul or me, what were you doing? Like, here's a long time 533 00:40:36.280 --> 00:40:40.239 to get mark hez G says long distance is good if you got the money 534 00:40:40.280 --> 00:40:45.039 and availability. If not, no dice. Could you imagine driving three hours 535 00:40:45.079 --> 00:40:49.719 to see your nigga, y'all getting a little tiff and she's just off the 536 00:40:49.800 --> 00:40:58.840 whole time. Yeah, yeah, I got something here in my mouth. 537 00:41:00.679 --> 00:41:04.760 Okay, yeah, man, I don't know to each his own. So 538 00:41:04.840 --> 00:41:07.719 when you ask, do you think it's because of the distance or do you 539 00:41:07.800 --> 00:41:09.920 think it's because you know, she got other niggas on the line. It 540 00:41:09.960 --> 00:41:15.280 really might just be because of distance because she's clingy, and she also really 541 00:41:15.320 --> 00:41:17.679 just might have other niggas on a line in her city. Either way, 542 00:41:19.440 --> 00:41:22.679 it might not be meant to be, you know, and then it might 543 00:41:22.920 --> 00:41:24.480 just more conversations got to come into play. But if she's saying that's not 544 00:41:24.599 --> 00:41:28.599 enough to fulfill her at this time, you just gotta take it at face 545 00:41:28.679 --> 00:41:32.599 value for what it is. Bh we Straight says crazy, he said that 546 00:41:32.679 --> 00:41:38.480 because my girl's fifteen minutes away from me. I am Nola Punch says my 547 00:41:38.559 --> 00:41:43.000 future bay always looking beautiful. Oh thank you baby. Jess Tray says long 548 00:41:43.039 --> 00:41:50.840 distance only work temporarily for a financial betterment to the family. Yeah, I 549 00:41:50.840 --> 00:41:54.760 don't know. Teach's on. Greg Weeks says the end result is totally to 550 00:41:54.920 --> 00:42:01.800 cohabitate because I need them yams next to me too. I thought that was 551 00:42:01.840 --> 00:42:10.000 funny. All right. So next question it says, and if you just 552 00:42:10.000 --> 00:42:13.880 tuned in on a live we're doing edibles where we read stuff that you guys 553 00:42:13.880 --> 00:42:20.079 wrote in. Next question says, what's the most underrated need that you have 554 00:42:20.199 --> 00:42:29.320 to have in a romantic relationship? Ooh, ooh, ooh ooh. I 555 00:42:29.400 --> 00:42:31.480 don't know. I don't know. What do you guys think? What's the 556 00:42:31.480 --> 00:42:37.000 most underrated need that you have to have in a romantic relationship. I'm gonna 557 00:42:37.000 --> 00:42:42.039 be real with y'all. You gotta be done with me. Yeah, you're 558 00:42:42.079 --> 00:42:45.280 like, if you want to be with me, you gotta be dumb with 559 00:42:45.400 --> 00:42:49.199 me. Okay. This is not a solo sport. It's a team effort, 560 00:42:49.280 --> 00:42:53.239 all right, you gotta be dumb with me. Okay. If we 561 00:42:53.480 --> 00:42:57.360 just chilling in a living room and I get up and do a front roll, 562 00:42:57.559 --> 00:42:59.920 baby, you gotta do a front roll right behind me. Okay, 563 00:43:00.159 --> 00:43:02.760 just pick up the slack. Come on, Like, if we just chilling 564 00:43:02.800 --> 00:43:07.800 in the house not doing nothing. Come on a bench press me and then 565 00:43:07.880 --> 00:43:14.320 turn around and let me put you on my back and do some squats. 566 00:43:14.320 --> 00:43:22.880 I'm so serious. I'm so fucking serious. Like I want to be dumb 567 00:43:22.119 --> 00:43:29.000 together. Okay, Like I'm serious. No, you're not gonna let me 568 00:43:29.039 --> 00:43:35.679 put you on it. That's crazy, that's crazy. Big Red nineteen sixty 569 00:43:35.679 --> 00:43:37.639 five says, if I fart, you better fart with me, baby. 570 00:43:37.679 --> 00:43:42.320 Not only am I gonna fart with you, I'm gonna rake that fart. 571 00:43:43.039 --> 00:43:45.320 Okay, want a ten scale? What is it? Don't let it be 572 00:43:45.360 --> 00:43:52.519 a little wet or that's bonus points. Okay, I'm serious. You gotta 573 00:43:52.559 --> 00:43:57.639 be dumb with me. Like, bro, if I say to you kick 574 00:43:57.920 --> 00:44:00.159 punch, it's all in the mind. What are you gonna say? What 575 00:44:00.199 --> 00:44:04.280 do you want to say? Cause it better be if you want to test 576 00:44:04.360 --> 00:44:07.039 me, I'm sure you're fine, Like, bruh, what's it? Do 577 00:44:07.079 --> 00:44:09.760 you even know where that's from? Do you know? Do you know? 578 00:44:10.440 --> 00:44:14.840 Do you know where that's from? Like these are things that are important to 579 00:44:14.880 --> 00:44:19.280 me. I need you to be dumb with me, Like, I'm serious. 580 00:44:19.800 --> 00:44:22.679 I like that ship. I want to have a good time. I 581 00:44:22.719 --> 00:44:27.239 want to enjoy each other. I feel like that's an underrated sport factor. 582 00:44:28.320 --> 00:44:30.920 Need. I really want to enjoy each other. That's what I want. 583 00:44:34.000 --> 00:44:37.039 Yep, I saw you kick that camera shot. I saw you kick that 584 00:44:37.280 --> 00:44:40.760 camera shot. It's like, bruh. If I'm in the kitchen cooking breakfast, 585 00:44:42.079 --> 00:44:45.079 just come up and put your face in my butt. I like that. 586 00:44:45.719 --> 00:44:47.719 I like that now that don't eat it, don't eat it, don't 587 00:44:47.760 --> 00:44:58.960 eat it, just like behind the girl like, no, please send that 588 00:44:59.000 --> 00:45:01.119 to me. But yeah, I like that shit. I like that. 589 00:45:04.840 --> 00:45:07.480 The things I teach you well surely reached you. How fast gets it? 590 00:45:09.400 --> 00:45:14.079 You and Clint c have the same delivery. That's my guy. That's my 591 00:45:14.199 --> 00:45:19.920 guy. Just Tray says, motor broke the butt exactly, motor boat the 592 00:45:19.960 --> 00:45:23.440 butt. That's what I like. Heyvy Ec says, cooking breakfast in the 593 00:45:23.519 --> 00:45:27.880 kitchen, I'm biting a cheek. That's all I ask. That's all I 594 00:45:27.960 --> 00:45:31.559 ask. Bhv Straight says, bruh, I do that to my face when 595 00:45:31.599 --> 00:45:36.920 I'm laying when we laying together, I'm crying. But yeah, man, 596 00:45:37.880 --> 00:45:39.920 maybe I'm asking for too much. I don't know. I'm just saying, 597 00:45:39.960 --> 00:45:44.559 that's what I want. That's what I need. I like that, all 598 00:45:44.679 --> 00:45:50.920 right, guys. So let's recap what did we learn today? Absolutely fucking 599 00:45:51.039 --> 00:45:55.039 nothing again? All right, one more time. What did all these topics 600 00:45:55.039 --> 00:46:00.320 have to do with each other? I don't fucking know, but they're on 601 00:46:00.360 --> 00:46:01.559 my mind this week, so I just jot them down to share with you. 602 00:46:01.599 --> 00:46:07.079 Guys. I do want to say once again, if you watch House 603 00:46:07.119 --> 00:46:10.920 of Dragons or The Boys, please contact me so we can discuss. My 604 00:46:10.960 --> 00:46:15.880 friends are not up to date. Huh, don't be weird. Just hit 605 00:46:15.920 --> 00:46:19.239 me up to talk about this, please, all right? God damn? 606 00:46:20.280 --> 00:46:22.360 But yeah, and if you were going to blur kind this weekend, I 607 00:46:22.360 --> 00:46:25.559 can't wait to see you guys. And if you see me, don't be 608 00:46:25.599 --> 00:46:31.000 weird, okay, just be regular? And yeah, that's it, all 609 00:46:31.079 --> 00:46:34.440 right. I can't wait to see you guys. My message is always gonna 610 00:46:34.440 --> 00:46:37.679 be the same. Follow me on a gram at Stormy p p EA at 611 00:46:37.760 --> 00:46:42.519 Chocolate Chip and SIB and if you don't remember anything else, please remember don't 612 00:46:42.519 --> 00:46:45.119 be weird, just be regular. I love you, guys, and I 613 00:46:45.119 --> 00:46:45.119 see you next week. Peace,