I'm not gonna lie. I think you made about five new friends yesterday.
Hopefully you are ready because it's side you ash, It's about to get weird.
Be prepared for it to get weird. Things are gonna get weird.
It's getting weird. I'm gonna get real weird. Let's get weird. Let's
get work. Where getting Where? Are you ready to get weird with Hoodie
and Eric? I'm ready a hundred and fifty third episode of Let's Get Weird
and Sexy. My name is a hoodie. Yes, my name's Eric.
And every week we come together give you the weird stories from our lives from
the DMV, both the actual region and the actual Department of Motor Vehicles because
it's scary. The city, the states, the countries, the Earth's,
the Earth's, the moon, the internets, the internets, uranuses, and
the plutos and the plutos, and just try to entertain you. And Eric,
we had to start today off with you made at least five new friends
yesterday, at least five new friends. And you know what, We're in
so many photos most likely that we can't even realize. Wait, can we
go to there? Like? Okay? Prob Drake said no new friends,
but apparently Eric last night was made friend friends. I think it was the
five guys that made me friendly. Ill, I had a full belly,
I felt good, and I was with my buddy Hoodie on our on our
mandate to go see Asoka episode five at the AMC in Tyson's, which was
a lot of fun. But Andrews sat us in the middle the front row,
middle of the stadium style seating, which put us next to uh,
several factions of Star Wars clan groups, clan groups, groups groups, and
uh. Of course my voice is pretty loud and boisterous, and uh everyone
heard. Everyone heard, and everyone wanted to make a friend with Eric.
So we'll talk about that obviously. If you want to hear about the episode
and its entirety, listen to Crisisign for the podcast. We'll talk about it
briefly, just the Star Wars fans and all that stuff. Great, great
episode. I'm not a Star Wars fan compared to those people last night.
I'm a novice, mind you. So we found out that there was a
screening for the latest episode of SOCA, and you don't miss out an opportunity
to see Star Wars and theaters you have it's fifteen minutes or it's you know,
two and a half hours like the last two. You go immediately we
knew off the bat this was gonna be crazy because we get to Tyson this
corner and there's a line, very long line, and this is two hours,
one hour and a half and a half or like you can actually get
into even the building. Uh. Turns out, find out for our good
friend movie Eric, some people have been waiting since three o'clock three o'clock that
day. Turns out we find out when we get it. We actually sit
down the person that was waiting since two thirty that day, the right in
front of us, and wanted to talk my head off about everything under the
sun. And I didn't know how to. I didn't want to be rude.
Yeah, I engaged it, but I didn't engage. But I also
engaged, but I didn't want to engage. So it's fine, I mean,
and it was cool, like no judgment here, totally, you know,
love your fandom, and we're I mean out on this show. I
am that comparatively, you know. But they blew you out of the water,
did the new stuff? They blew you out water? But it's so
funny because it was like probably like ten minutes before the show started and like,
yeah, you can't bring helmets or lightsabers. This kind of kind of
crappy and shitty online because that's the Star Wars thing, right. All those
people had all their stuff and some people were like had some great cosmic stuff
on, and I felt bad for them because like, now you gotta run
back put your stuff in your car, or they had it, or they
signed it with check it quote unquote security, which was which the fun facts.
Kevin from Crisis formerly on this podcast, Uh, he still isn't sure
if he has his same black panther helmet because he checked his in during Wakanda
Forever and you know a bunch of people had it they did too. He's
still not sure if the one he got back was his or not. In
mind you it's it's all the same one. Oh you know, it's like
some else some other dudes mustache. Yeah. So we get the screen and
great, but just conversations galore, trying to get Eric involved, and Eric's
like, I just watched Rebels. I don't know what's going on. You
know, they were name dropping characters and Eric's do in the subtle move trying
to get out of the conversations like I don't know that character. I'm like
hello. Then they're saying, let us tell you about that character, like
oh, got you? I was like, I'm just here with my date.
What do you leave me alone? You know, we got liked by
Star Wars account, which is great, loved it well. It was a
good move on our part for taking in front of the picture, in front
of the stepmorepede and then they liked it and they said great date night,
and then we said, yeah, it's a great date a great date night.
It was a great date night. Five guys in Asoka. More.
Can you ask for popcorn? It's some popcorn that I didn't in the pro
move of if you have a a mixed machine in your movie theater is just
get the slushy instead. I know, I got a bottle of water.
I should have done what you did. Because Max is a huge fan of
ice. He's more the in his of icy slushy whatever. But he's more
whatever it's called then slurpies at seven to eleven. Really he loves the blue
one, that blue raspberry or something. Most likely. Yeah, so I
should have got that last night. But then also we were very cramped.
We were very cramped. There was a lot of large fun though. It's
the most packed we've been at like a screening. It very true. It
was a very They filled pack theater the theater and fill it up, which
was great. They didn't move people around to get everyone in, which I
thought was really cool for those I couldn't get in. So shout outs to
Allied and Jen and Shannon and Disney Movie flirted with a Disney employee yesterday,
not knowingly. They didn't know that Eric did his Eric move. I don't
know you let me let me say, hi, like Star Wars, I
worked for Disney. Oh so you're like st so you've seen all of thee
everything, So can you give us any free swag? Porfvore. But it
was fun. I mean, like I said, it was a fun experience.
Definitely would do it again. So definitely, this is actually funny.
I don't think you realized this, but I noticed this. There are two
people completely cut the line, completely cut the line. And this is you
know, we say this on this show a lot is fake it till you
make it. They faked it till they made it. So the two guys
that took the photo in front of the Soca backdrop before we did that weren't
cost players. Uh, they were just normal people. Oh yeah, but
they yeah, oh they were yeah. Because they didn't sit in the press
area and they didn't have any of the wristbands. They literally took the photos
instead of waiting the line with everyone else, They just they literally like faked
it till you maked it, pretended like they knew what they were doing and
just went to the theater immediately. That's oh, that's right, they did
so, or maybe they knew somebody they want to know because they didn't talk
to any of the people we talked to. That that helped us get there.
I mean, hey, you saw the opening. They took it though,
because we kind of were celebrity status of like oh hey, so it's
so, how are you doing? Oh yeah, you're doing that screening now,
and all the other people like who are these people right sitting next to
us? Like well yeah. The guy turned to me and asked, and
I was like, media, I don't know what to say. I didn't
want to be like a doucher. I think I think it did sound like
a douche there. I mean like media, but I mean everyone was very
nice and positive. It was funny listening to those guys. The four first
kept yelling throw on and then they always so called chopper war criminal or whatever.
I was like, wow, you guys, really, you're like into
it. Just it's just watching your TikTok, like immediately after a show happened.
That's that. But it was in real people immediately thoughts dope, dope
this moment. Don't have to spoil it, but was when everyone yelled.
I feel like I kind of led that chant a little bit when a certain
store clone trooper popped up. I think I kind of let it a little
bit at listen and everyone. Yeah, I didn't. I didn't care to
see it was the thing. I thought it would be very rowdy and rocky,
and it was before we started. We got we were in some thrown
chance, which was right, but I think she was just started. Everyone's
like quiet, yeah, processing this. It was. It was. It
was a good group of of of Star Wars fans, and I think everybody
knew that they were there for, you know, they got an opportunity to
do something in an hour early, Yeah, an hour early, be with
a bunch of other Star Wars fans and be respectful and be nice, which
is great to see that that still lives in humanity somehow, somehow, not
with this guy. But you know, it's fine. I didn't want to
tell anybody I'm dead inside, like crazy, but I'm not gonna bother you
speaking of dead inside, sir, h Spirit Halleen is very well alive in
thriving right now. Okay, have you visited a your local spirit Halloween story
because they don't have called open my size I have. The baby costume was
there, I'm and I was like more and I saw it and were like
because the one by us opening a dead bed bath and beyond makes sense.
And we saw it like all memories and we went to the baby bridge,
cry baby Bridge, maybe I should. We're gonna look up another that's gone,
that's been thrown away, what the baby get it again, and then
wear it to the party that were the baby is back. It's a pretty
simple costume. It's just hot in there. It'll be fine for an ac
though. Yeah, but it's gonna be a lot of people the house in
the house party. The protects you too, in case anybody unwanted. That's
everybody. We won't talk to anybody costumes deflating. I gotta go costumes inflating.
Sorry, any room, I need six inches away from everybody. But
yeah, so because you were talking about maybe doing a onesie, Yes,
they did. The spirit Halloween has a butt ton of onesie costumes this year.
A bunch of Pokemon ones. There's a Charisard one so you could be
Chars right, you get the little wing flaps with it. Oh, you
can do that. They have a three They have a three X for sure,
and that leo a little seven or nine to feel comfortable, nath No,
you don't go naked underwear. No, every time I wear onesday to
work, I'm just wearing underwear underneath it. Why is that you know we're
a pair of mesh shorts too. No, I'm good. I'm not taking
it off in front of anybody unless I go to the bathroom. There it's
a ropper situation unless clothes to freedom air flying naked. I'm not a fan
of flying naked. I got underwear and put it another layer, underwear on
another layer, sir, just in case one case of what I don't know,
the costume rips or gets really sweaty and then you get the swamp booty
everywhere, Like I just open up on the buttons up top. You gotta
have another layer on. I'm sorry, that's aggressive? Is that aggressive?
You have a T shirt on? No, you don't even have a T
shirt on, flying skinless honey, you better open up then you know I'm
sexy cho right now. Bro, you gotta at least have your bass layer
that any costume or I think with Onesies you have it. If it's a
Onesie costume for Halloween, you need to have another layer. You can't just
have a layer and that's it. Well, so if I'm wearing let's random
costume, say I'm the Joker and wearing a Joker costume, don't have to
wear an under layer under that costumes like a T shirt and a separate pair
of shorts under that costumes or not that's my outfit for the day. Yeah,
but you gotta at least protect we're saying for Onesie things, because that's
so the baby costume. You're wearing clothes underneath the baby. I'm gonna wear
shorts or pants, and that's what's gonna make you sweat though, not the
fact that I'm wrapped in a fall of plastic. It's got air. Just
blow up the air. It lit circulate a circulate all right, well,
spirit Alleen, go scare Max one day this weekend. We gotta go today,
uh and go get him soccer cleats because yesterday was his first soccer part.
What is Max trying to be for, Halle? Do you know already
a ninja normal ninja black, all black, like a ninjago or just ninja
ninja, just a ninja. He him and his mom picked that out.
So that's be proactive. Get your costumes now. Don't wait till October twenty
parents, I know, right, do it now? Costco had him like
a month ago. Yeah. Costco has kids costumes all and it's all like
the onesie stuff, all this star lord you know all. I went to
Target the other day and there was they were setting up the Halloween costume section
and just one lady setting up. I felt so bad for it because like
you have to have it in a certain order or whatever. She's opening boxes.
It's like where the island is this going? No, the one the
one in Wheaton already had the double the double stacked uh hangers with all the
costumes laid out and everything, and that was like a month ago. I
gotta go back into Costco this week and get more toilet paper too, by
the way, almost that it's some dp need that you need to restock,
that you need to do the whole Will Ferrell, Yes, from but do
your brother has one brother has a lot of things number Yeah, exactly,
exactly, He's got a lot of things that I'm never gonna have. But
I don't know. But they scare me to do it up. That just
why does it scare you? Because it's scared here, I'll tell you it's
scared me. But then you know I'm a bravey every time. Yea,
even in the morning. Is it? So you still have to use toilet
paper, but you're not using as much they dry it up. Yeah,
I'm gonna probably be using as much too, I know, I don't do.
You know there was a guy in radio who was so big that he
actually had he used towels. He'd stand up instead of toilet paper, take
the towel and do the floss. Yeah, because he was too big to
turn around and reach behind him. No, no, an he worked with
that guy. Yeah, yeah, he was that he got he got to
that big. It was Rob Cruise. Skinny man boy doesn't gain weight.
I feel like he's gotten smaller every year. I'm stop running, to stop
running. You see his instagram running It's like, why are you running too?
White people's stuff. I don't do that anymore. Yeah, why don't
you took a break? I'm about to go back to the gym. Gym
because that's what's actually gonna help. So why because your legs are all jacked
up? What's going on? I don't want to be aged? Where am
I? Where? What do you mean aged? What does that mean?
Aged? Running? A running like ages your face faster? Huh because of
the weather, like weather's your skin more. That's not really, that's a
real thing. That is not That's why Joe Biden has those we weird ass
like a weird walk because he runs so much, so his knees are like
busted to hell. I'm compared to like someone else the same age that didn't
really like do jogging jogging, they'd be fine. Bike is the best way
to go. Do you want to buy my Peloton? Maybe you still want
to pay for that though, buy my paloton, I'll still pay the ninety
nine ninety ninety nine a month, is it not? I gotta check it
out. I don't know, even tell me, I'm not. I gotta
check how much that thing costs. I gotta get back on that baby.
I look at it every day and I'm like, I love you, But
where is it? Is it in your room? My room? Which is
the most annoying? You should just put it on your outdoor balcony. It's
like you wait, no, especially now, like now it's a good time
to do it where it's like kind of like like hot low eighties now,
like when it's hot or look fine, O get hot, then you're you're
gonna get hot regardless, Like no, but I prefer to work out.
And they didn't get the signs signs of nature. Then it seems like you're
actually cycling instead of just staying in one spot. I mean, yeah,
no, I don't know, but you do know what I do know,
it's time for something good actions where we read real misconnections from the DMV.
According to craigslist dot orgie Washington, DC dot craigslist dot org slash mid oh,
they're mid These are real ones. We usually shout out where the location
is trying to figure out what's going on that person's head. Most of the
time. They involve sex most of the time. Even if you don't think
they do, they do, they don't they do. So good sir,
Eric, you read the first one. Life is short. Let's make the
best of it. Sit Wait, life gonna be a dream dream Rock Creek
Park. I've been looking for a female friend to meet on regular basis,
just our little secret. Life is short and I'm trying to make the most
of my complicated situation. Won't last forever. Excuse me. I'd like to
be a better person to someone who likes to talk and share. Would be
nice over forty if possible, best, But I'm open to anyone. Send
pics. What do you think? They're complicated situations. Hey, we're trying
to end this thing. Anyone want to be one? Yeah? Right,
I need my first next one. Woman have noted the esthetic appeal of my
object? Capital Lounge? Those Capital Lounge DC. It's like DC, but
like Twelfth Street. Yeah, Southeast DCA. I've heard that there are some
women out there who are very visually stimulated. I'm looking for one of those
women right now. Would you be willing to have a look and share you'
onest opinion. Remember when double what was it chat roulette? Yes, so
we did that a while ago, we first did the redo of the podcast.
I feel like that that's what this guy just needs to go do instead,
because I thought it is a penis is or that German guy. We
talked to you for like twenty minutes. How are you? I don't know
what English? Right? That's always fun. The next one Eric missing puffing
on cigars booie. Any guys like their cigars puffed on? Give me a
shout. I'm very good puffer and I don't like the smof bother me.
That's about blow jobs is the smoke his man specials because they don't the special
bother me. The product, the product of the puffing is the smoking.
There's the next one is interesting. There's a whole paragraph that I'm not gonna
read because I don't know what it is and it seems weird. But I'm
gonna read what matters your oreo dunk missed my tequila bottle Envy Bailey cross Road.
It's a quote from a passage from Wi Wilmhurst. I'm not reading that
because I don't know ninety five percent of people worldwide. Two's a McDonald's version
of how to experience their sexuality quick bite here, very little regard of meaning
or taste, hungry an hour later, never satisfied. The other five percent
come find me based in false Church, Virginia, even though I put Bailey's
Crossroad as my location. Email for more details and read this quote your oreo
dunk, miss my tequila bottle. In all periods of the world's history,
and in every part of the globe, their passwords and societies have existed outside
the limits of the official church for the purpose of teaching what they call the
mysteries. What the flip oreo dunk? All right, Eric, your next
one, and this is the last one, because I know you don't know
what this means. I missed the low playment, lock playmates. I miss
my lock playmates. I miss how we used to meet up in the stacks
and kiss. On occasion we would go even further. I would do anything
to fill your lips on me again, Eric, what do you think lock
means late octagon cock? No, it is lots of cock. I miss
my lots of cock playmates. Big dick other words for b D big energy.
Let's see, yeah, huh, didn't know that one though. I
just learned that one today. Pretty much. You might ever want to google
one an abbreviation me and just put the abbreviation and an urban diction. That's
how we learned about white male is w Edmondson, a woman, a bunch
of other ones. So I would see on the tenders, it's the SMIMG
or whatever. Show me your butt. No in monogamous relationship or only once
trenogious relationship. Pull pull it up. Let's let's go through some swipes real
quick. You know, Oh god, really right? I have five people
that apparently want to I narrow it down for you. Out of those five,
no, not to pay to see what they look like? Oh really
yeah, it's they matched with me. But so you can never connect with
them unless you pay pay the eighteen dollars for the one week. And was
it for a super hinge or something, No, it's Tinder. That's how
Tinder works nowadays. Maybe because I can't meet with anyone off a Tinder off
the normal get go now anymore, no need to pay for Tinder now.
I think it's because I'm in the the elder range, because I'm an older
man that I have to pay to Beyond the Amps. Yeah, br let
me swipe one for you. No, come on, let me look,
there's no show me. I want to swipe one for you. I don't
know what these are. I dated my wife before, all right, so
this left is left, left is bat left is no, right is good?
Okay? And if I want to see multiple photos, have the photo.
That's a no for you. Okay, that's a no for you.
That's definitely no. No no for eric. I look, how you guys
all know my type? No? Maybe that was an what is it?
Oh? They got me cancer network? Wait? That was an ad?
That was an ad? Brou No, watch would he find them when I
fall in love with the rest of my life? No knowing Andrew, because
he doesn't know me the best k pop? How do you feel about KP?
But it's a fake one because it isn't a fake Asian Asian writing right
there or whatever? You're right? That was a fake one. Wait.
Oh it puts a big fat nope on the stage. I just realized that,
dude. Apparently, No, no, my god, I gotta get
one. You're not gonna get one swipe homie, No, no, no,
no, maybe no, No, lady again, he shouldn't magine if
the ad lady you're always it? Why are you always on my deer?
No? No, no, man, ladies are striking out. How does
it give you a Amazon Books? Right speaking? Amazon just bought new sheets.
Let's see how these feel. No, hopefully they're not terrible. They
might be, but you never know. Most are gonna go to what do
you think it is? Bro right on the No, I don't care.
It's probably a bot anyways. Half of these on tender are bots that so
I really don't use it that much. A de activated bumble. You saw
that, a de activated bumble And that's saying the podcast because I swiped right
and Eric didn't look at it. Good luck, good sir. You can
follow me, Andrew Hoodie Why you can follow Eric m r R I see
k V. Let's start like always remember it's okay to be weird. It's
sexy. It got weird, didn't it. Yeah,