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I'm not gonna lie. I think
you made about five new friends yesterday.

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Hopefully you are ready because it's side
you ash, It's about to get weird.

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Be prepared for it to get weird. Things are gonna get weird.

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It's getting weird. I'm gonna get
real weird. Let's get weird. Let's

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get work. Where getting Where?
Are you ready to get weird with Hoodie

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and Eric? I'm ready a hundred
and fifty third episode of Let's Get Weird

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and Sexy. My name is a
hoodie. Yes, my name's Eric.

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And every week we come together give
you the weird stories from our lives from

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the DMV, both the actual region
and the actual Department of Motor Vehicles because

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it's scary. The city, the
states, the countries, the Earth's,

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the Earth's, the moon, the
internets, the internets, uranuses, and

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the plutos and the plutos, and
just try to entertain you. And Eric,

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we had to start today off with
you made at least five new friends

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yesterday, at least five new friends. And you know what, We're in

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so many photos most likely that we
can't even realize. Wait, can we

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go to there? Like? Okay? Prob Drake said no new friends,

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but apparently Eric last night was made
friend friends. I think it was the

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five guys that made me friendly.
Ill, I had a full belly,

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I felt good, and I was
with my buddy Hoodie on our on our

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mandate to go see Asoka episode five
at the AMC in Tyson's, which was

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a lot of fun. But Andrews
sat us in the middle the front row,

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middle of the stadium style seating,
which put us next to uh,

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several factions of Star Wars clan groups, clan groups, groups groups, and

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uh. Of course my voice is
pretty loud and boisterous, and uh everyone

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heard. Everyone heard, and everyone
wanted to make a friend with Eric.

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So we'll talk about that obviously.
If you want to hear about the episode

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and its entirety, listen to Crisisign
for the podcast. We'll talk about it

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briefly, just the Star Wars fans
and all that stuff. Great, great

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episode. I'm not a Star Wars
fan compared to those people last night.

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I'm a novice, mind you.
So we found out that there was a

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screening for the latest episode of SOCA, and you don't miss out an opportunity

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to see Star Wars and theaters you
have it's fifteen minutes or it's you know,

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two and a half hours like the
last two. You go immediately we

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knew off the bat this was gonna
be crazy because we get to Tyson this

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corner and there's a line, very
long line, and this is two hours,

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one hour and a half and a
half or like you can actually get

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into even the building. Uh.
Turns out, find out for our good

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friend movie Eric, some people have
been waiting since three o'clock three o'clock that

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day. Turns out we find out
when we get it. We actually sit

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down the person that was waiting since
two thirty that day, the right in

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front of us, and wanted to
talk my head off about everything under the

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sun. And I didn't know how
to. I didn't want to be rude.

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Yeah, I engaged it, but
I didn't engage. But I also

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engaged, but I didn't want to
engage. So it's fine, I mean,

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and it was cool, like no
judgment here, totally, you know,

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love your fandom, and we're I
mean out on this show. I

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am that comparatively, you know.
But they blew you out of the water,

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did the new stuff? They blew
you out water? But it's so

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funny because it was like probably like
ten minutes before the show started and like,

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yeah, you can't bring helmets or
lightsabers. This kind of kind of

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crappy and shitty online because that's the
Star Wars thing, right. All those

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people had all their stuff and some
people were like had some great cosmic stuff

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on, and I felt bad for
them because like, now you gotta run

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back put your stuff in your car, or they had it, or they

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signed it with check it quote unquote
security, which was which the fun facts.

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Kevin from Crisis formerly on this podcast, Uh, he still isn't sure

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if he has his same black panther
helmet because he checked his in during Wakanda

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Forever and you know a bunch of
people had it they did too. He's

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still not sure if the one he
got back was his or not. In

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mind you it's it's all the same
one. Oh you know, it's like

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some else some other dudes mustache.
Yeah. So we get the screen and

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great, but just conversations galore,
trying to get Eric involved, and Eric's

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like, I just watched Rebels.
I don't know what's going on. You

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know, they were name dropping characters
and Eric's do in the subtle move trying

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to get out of the conversations like
I don't know that character. I'm like

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hello. Then they're saying, let
us tell you about that character, like

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oh, got you? I was
like, I'm just here with my date.

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What do you leave me alone?
You know, we got liked by

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Star Wars account, which is great, loved it well. It was a

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good move on our part for taking
in front of the picture, in front

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of the stepmorepede and then they liked
it and they said great date night,

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and then we said, yeah,
it's a great date a great date night.

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It was a great date night.
Five guys in Asoka. More.

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Can you ask for popcorn? It's
some popcorn that I didn't in the pro

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move of if you have a a
mixed machine in your movie theater is just

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get the slushy instead. I know, I got a bottle of water.

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I should have done what you did. Because Max is a huge fan of

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ice. He's more the in his
of icy slushy whatever. But he's more

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whatever it's called then slurpies at seven
to eleven. Really he loves the blue

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one, that blue raspberry or something. Most likely. Yeah, so I

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should have got that last night.
But then also we were very cramped.

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We were very cramped. There was
a lot of large fun though. It's

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the most packed we've been at like
a screening. It very true. It

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was a very They filled pack theater
the theater and fill it up, which

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was great. They didn't move people
around to get everyone in, which I

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thought was really cool for those I
couldn't get in. So shout outs to

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Allied and Jen and Shannon and Disney
Movie flirted with a Disney employee yesterday,

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not knowingly. They didn't know that
Eric did his Eric move. I don't

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know you let me let me say, hi, like Star Wars, I

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worked for Disney. Oh so you're
like st so you've seen all of thee

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everything, So can you give us
any free swag? Porfvore. But it

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was fun. I mean, like
I said, it was a fun experience.

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Definitely would do it again. So
definitely, this is actually funny.

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I don't think you realized this,
but I noticed this. There are two

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people completely cut the line, completely
cut the line. And this is you

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know, we say this on this
show a lot is fake it till you

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make it. They faked it till
they made it. So the two guys

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that took the photo in front of
the Soca backdrop before we did that weren't

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cost players. Uh, they were
just normal people. Oh yeah, but

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they yeah, oh they were yeah. Because they didn't sit in the press

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area and they didn't have any of
the wristbands. They literally took the photos

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instead of waiting the line with everyone
else, They just they literally like faked

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it till you maked it, pretended
like they knew what they were doing and

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just went to the theater immediately.
That's oh, that's right, they did

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so, or maybe they knew somebody
they want to know because they didn't talk

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to any of the people we talked
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I mean, hey, you saw
the opening. They took it though,

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because we kind of were celebrity status
of like oh hey, so it's

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so, how are you doing?
Oh yeah, you're doing that screening now,

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and all the other people like who
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us? Like well yeah. The
guy turned to me and asked, and

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I was like, media, I
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want to be like a doucher.
I think I think it did sound like

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a douche there. I mean like
media, but I mean everyone was very

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nice and positive. It was funny
listening to those guys. The four first

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kept yelling throw on and then they
always so called chopper war criminal or whatever.

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I was like, wow, you
guys, really, you're like into

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it. Just it's just watching your
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That's that. But it was in
real people immediately thoughts dope, dope

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this moment. Don't have to spoil
it, but was when everyone yelled.

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I feel like I kind of led
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store clone trooper popped up. I
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bit at listen and everyone. Yeah, I didn't. I didn't care to

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see it was the thing. I
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and it was before we started.
We got we were in some thrown

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chance, which was right, but
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like quiet, yeah, processing this. It was. It was. It

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was a good group of of of
Star Wars fans, and I think everybody

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knew that they were there for,
you know, they got an opportunity to

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do something in an hour early,
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a bunch of other Star Wars fans
and be respectful and be nice, which

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is great to see that that still
lives in humanity somehow, somehow, not

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with this guy. But you know, it's fine. I didn't want to

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tell anybody I'm dead inside, like
crazy, but I'm not gonna bother you

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speaking of dead inside, sir,
h Spirit Halleen is very well alive in

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thriving right now. Okay, have
you visited a your local spirit Halloween story

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because they don't have called open my
size I have. The baby costume was

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there, I'm and I was like
more and I saw it and were like

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because the one by us opening a
dead bed bath and beyond makes sense.

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And we saw it like all memories
and we went to the baby bridge,

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cry baby Bridge, maybe I should. We're gonna look up another that's gone,

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that's been thrown away, what the
baby get it again, and then

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wear it to the party that were
the baby is back. It's a pretty

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simple costume. It's just hot in
there. It'll be fine for an ac

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though. Yeah, but it's gonna
be a lot of people the house in

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the house party. The protects you
too, in case anybody unwanted. That's

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everybody. We won't talk to anybody
costumes deflating. I gotta go costumes inflating.

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Sorry, any room, I need
six inches away from everybody. But

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yeah, so because you were talking
about maybe doing a onesie, Yes,

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they did. The spirit Halloween has
a butt ton of onesie costumes this year.

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A bunch of Pokemon ones. There's
a Charisard one so you could be

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Chars right, you get the little
wing flaps with it. Oh, you

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can do that. They have a
three They have a three X for sure,

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and that leo a little seven or
nine to feel comfortable, nath No,

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you don't go naked underwear. No, every time I wear onesday to

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work, I'm just wearing underwear underneath
it. Why is that you know we're

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a pair of mesh shorts too.
No, I'm good. I'm not taking

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it off in front of anybody unless
I go to the bathroom. There it's

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a ropper situation unless clothes to freedom
air flying naked. I'm not a fan

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of flying naked. I got underwear
and put it another layer, underwear on

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another layer, sir, just in
case one case of what I don't know,

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the costume rips or gets really sweaty
and then you get the swamp booty

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everywhere, Like I just open up
on the buttons up top. You gotta

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have another layer on. I'm sorry, that's aggressive? Is that aggressive?

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You have a T shirt on?
No, you don't even have a T

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shirt on, flying skinless honey,
you better open up then you know I'm

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sexy cho right now. Bro,
you gotta at least have your bass layer

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that any costume or I think with
Onesies you have it. If it's a

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Onesie costume for Halloween, you need
to have another layer. You can't just

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have a layer and that's it.
Well, so if I'm wearing let's random

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costume, say I'm the Joker and
wearing a Joker costume, don't have to

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wear an under layer under that costumes
like a T shirt and a separate pair

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of shorts under that costumes or not
that's my outfit for the day. Yeah,

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but you gotta at least protect we're
saying for Onesie things, because that's

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so the baby costume. You're wearing
clothes underneath the baby. I'm gonna wear

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shorts or pants, and that's what's
gonna make you sweat though, not the

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fact that I'm wrapped in a fall
of plastic. It's got air. Just

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blow up the air. It lit
circulate a circulate all right, well,

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spirit Alleen, go scare Max one
day this weekend. We gotta go today,

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uh and go get him soccer cleats
because yesterday was his first soccer part.

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What is Max trying to be for, Halle? Do you know already

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a ninja normal ninja black, all
black, like a ninjago or just ninja

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ninja, just a ninja. He
him and his mom picked that out.

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So that's be proactive. Get your
costumes now. Don't wait till October twenty

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parents, I know, right,
do it now? Costco had him like

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a month ago. Yeah. Costco
has kids costumes all and it's all like

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the onesie stuff, all this star
lord you know all. I went to

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Target the other day and there was
they were setting up the Halloween costume section

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and just one lady setting up.
I felt so bad for it because like

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you have to have it in a
certain order or whatever. She's opening boxes.

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It's like where the island is this
going? No, the one the

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one in Wheaton already had the double
the double stacked uh hangers with all the

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costumes laid out and everything, and
that was like a month ago. I

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gotta go back into Costco this week
and get more toilet paper too, by

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the way, almost that it's some
dp need that you need to restock,

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that you need to do the whole
Will Ferrell, Yes, from but do

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your brother has one brother has a
lot of things number Yeah, exactly,

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exactly, He's got a lot of
things that I'm never gonna have. But

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I don't know. But they scare
me to do it up. That just

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why does it scare you? Because
it's scared here, I'll tell you it's

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scared me. But then you know
I'm a bravey every time. Yea,

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even in the morning. Is it? So you still have to use toilet

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paper, but you're not using as
much they dry it up. Yeah,

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I'm gonna probably be using as much
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You know there was a guy in
radio who was so big that he

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actually had he used towels. He'd
stand up instead of toilet paper, take

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the towel and do the floss.
Yeah, because he was too big to

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turn around and reach behind him.
No, no, an he worked with

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that guy. Yeah, yeah,
he was that he got he got to

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that big. It was Rob Cruise. Skinny man boy doesn't gain weight.

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I feel like he's gotten smaller every
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running. You see his instagram running
It's like, why are you running too?

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White people's stuff. I don't do
that anymore. Yeah, why don't

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you took a break? I'm about
to go back to the gym. Gym

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because that's what's actually gonna help.
So why because your legs are all jacked

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up? What's going on? I
don't want to be aged? Where am

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I? Where? What do you
mean aged? What does that mean?

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Aged? Running? A running like
ages your face faster? Huh because of

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the weather, like weather's your skin
more. That's not really, that's a

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real thing. That is not That's
why Joe Biden has those we weird ass

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like a weird walk because he runs
so much, so his knees are like

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busted to hell. I'm compared to
like someone else the same age that didn't

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really like do jogging jogging, they'd
be fine. Bike is the best way

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to go. Do you want to
buy my Peloton? Maybe you still want

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to pay for that though, buy
my paloton, I'll still pay the ninety

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nine ninety ninety nine a month,
is it not? I gotta check it

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out. I don't know, even
tell me, I'm not. I gotta

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check how much that thing costs.
I gotta get back on that baby.

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I look at it every day and
I'm like, I love you, But

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where is it? Is it in
your room? My room? Which is

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the most annoying? You should just
put it on your outdoor balcony. It's

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like you wait, no, especially
now, like now it's a good time

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to do it where it's like kind
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like when it's hot or look fine, O get hot, then you're you're

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gonna get hot regardless, Like no, but I prefer to work out.

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And they didn't get the signs signs
of nature. Then it seems like you're

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actually cycling instead of just staying in
one spot. I mean, yeah,

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no, I don't know, but
you do know what I do know,

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it's time for something good actions where
we read real misconnections from the DMV.

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According to craigslist dot orgie Washington,
DC dot craigslist dot org slash mid oh,

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they're mid These are real ones.
We usually shout out where the location

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is trying to figure out what's going
on that person's head. Most of the

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time. They involve sex most of
the time. Even if you don't think

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they do, they do, they
don't they do. So good sir,

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Eric, you read the first one. Life is short. Let's make the

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best of it. Sit Wait,
life gonna be a dream dream Rock Creek

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Park. I've been looking for a
female friend to meet on regular basis,

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just our little secret. Life is
short and I'm trying to make the most

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of my complicated situation. Won't last
forever. Excuse me. I'd like to

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be a better person to someone who
likes to talk and share. Would be

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nice over forty if possible, best, But I'm open to anyone. Send

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pics. What do you think?
They're complicated situations. Hey, we're trying

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to end this thing. Anyone want
to be one? Yeah? Right,

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I need my first next one.
Woman have noted the esthetic appeal of my

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object? Capital Lounge? Those Capital
Lounge DC. It's like DC, but

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like Twelfth Street. Yeah, Southeast
DCA. I've heard that there are some

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women out there who are very visually
stimulated. I'm looking for one of those

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women right now. Would you be
willing to have a look and share you'

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onest opinion. Remember when double what
was it chat roulette? Yes, so

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we did that a while ago,
we first did the redo of the podcast.

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I feel like that that's what this
guy just needs to go do instead,

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because I thought it is a penis
is or that German guy. We

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talked to you for like twenty minutes. How are you? I don't know

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what English? Right? That's always
fun. The next one Eric missing puffing

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on cigars booie. Any guys like
their cigars puffed on? Give me a

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shout. I'm very good puffer and
I don't like the smof bother me.

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That's about blow jobs is the smoke
his man specials because they don't the special

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bother me. The product, the
product of the puffing is the smoking.

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There's the next one is interesting.
There's a whole paragraph that I'm not gonna

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read because I don't know what it
is and it seems weird. But I'm

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gonna read what matters your oreo dunk
missed my tequila bottle Envy Bailey cross Road.

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It's a quote from a passage from
Wi Wilmhurst. I'm not reading that

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because I don't know ninety five percent
of people worldwide. Two's a McDonald's version

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of how to experience their sexuality quick
bite here, very little regard of meaning

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or taste, hungry an hour later, never satisfied. The other five percent

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come find me based in false Church, Virginia, even though I put Bailey's

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Crossroad as my location. Email for
more details and read this quote your oreo

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dunk, miss my tequila bottle.
In all periods of the world's history,

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and in every part of the globe, their passwords and societies have existed outside

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the limits of the official church for
the purpose of teaching what they call the

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mysteries. What the flip oreo dunk? All right, Eric, your next

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one, and this is the last
one, because I know you don't know

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what this means. I missed the
low playment, lock playmates. I miss

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my lock playmates. I miss how
we used to meet up in the stacks

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and kiss. On occasion we would
go even further. I would do anything

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to fill your lips on me again, Eric, what do you think lock

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means late octagon cock? No,
it is lots of cock. I miss

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my lots of cock playmates. Big
dick other words for b D big energy.

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Let's see, yeah, huh,
didn't know that one though. I

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just learned that one today. Pretty
much. You might ever want to google

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one an abbreviation me and just put
the abbreviation and an urban diction. That's

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how we learned about white male is
w Edmondson, a woman, a bunch

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of other ones. So I would
see on the tenders, it's the SMIMG

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or whatever. Show me your butt. No in monogamous relationship or only once

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trenogious relationship. Pull pull it up. Let's let's go through some swipes real

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quick. You know, Oh god, really right? I have five people

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that apparently want to I narrow it
down for you. Out of those five,

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no, not to pay to see
what they look like? Oh really

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yeah, it's they matched with me. But so you can never connect with

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them unless you pay pay the eighteen
dollars for the one week. And was

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it for a super hinge or something, No, it's Tinder. That's how

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Tinder works nowadays. Maybe because I
can't meet with anyone off a Tinder off

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the normal get go now anymore,
no need to pay for Tinder now.

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I think it's because I'm in the
the elder range, because I'm an older

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man that I have to pay to
Beyond the Amps. Yeah, br let

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me swipe one for you. No, come on, let me look,

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there's no show me. I want
to swipe one for you. I don't

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know what these are. I dated
my wife before, all right, so

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this left is left, left is
bat left is no, right is good?

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Okay? And if I want to
see multiple photos, have the photo.

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That's a no for you. Okay, that's a no for you.

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That's definitely no. No no for
eric. I look, how you guys

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all know my type? No?
Maybe that was an what is it?

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Oh? They got me cancer network? Wait? That was an ad?

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That was an ad? Brou No, watch would he find them when I

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fall in love with the rest of
my life? No knowing Andrew, because

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he doesn't know me the best k
pop? How do you feel about KP?

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But it's a fake one because it
isn't a fake Asian Asian writing right

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there or whatever? You're right?
That was a fake one. Wait.

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Oh it puts a big fat nope
on the stage. I just realized that,

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dude. Apparently, No, no, my god, I gotta get

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one. You're not gonna get one
swipe homie, No, no, no,

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no, maybe no, No,
lady again, he shouldn't magine if

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the ad lady you're always it?
Why are you always on my deer?

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No? No, no, man, ladies are striking out. How does

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it give you a Amazon Books?
Right speaking? Amazon just bought new sheets.

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Let's see how these feel. No, hopefully they're not terrible. They

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might be, but you never know. Most are gonna go to what do

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you think it is? Bro right
on the No, I don't care.

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It's probably a bot anyways. Half
of these on tender are bots that so

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I really don't use it that much. A de activated bumble. You saw

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that, a de activated bumble And
that's saying the podcast because I swiped right

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and Eric didn't look at it.
Good luck, good sir. You can

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follow me, Andrew Hoodie Why you
can follow Eric m r R I see

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k V. Let's start like always
remember it's okay to be weird. It's

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sexy. It got weird, didn't
it. Yeah,