WEBVTT 1 00:00:02.120 --> 00:00:19.120 Comedy Central Podcast. Well, that' s it. Let' s go? 2 00:00:19.199 --> 00:00:19.839 Let' s go? Let' s go? Let' s go? 3 00:00:19.920 --> 00:00:25.480 Let' s go? Let' s go? Come on today on 4 00:00:25.559 --> 00:00:30.199 time. You can do some Fray Mercury to warm up. Come on, 5 00:00:34.000 --> 00:00:42.640 hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, 6 00:00:42.960 --> 00:00:45.320 hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, 7 00:00:45.320 --> 00:00:46.640 hey, hey, hey, hey. All right, all right. There, 8 00:00:47.240 --> 00:00:50.039 that' s the guy I' m cool with. This is the 9 00:00:50.119 --> 00:00:53.439 secret to the success of Famercy' s entire career. I didn' t 10 00:00:53.439 --> 00:00:57.759 have anything else. Alive, duck cover, but and come a genius. 11 00:00:58.079 --> 00:01:00.039 I don' t know if you' ve seen the Bohemian rap movie Od, 12 00:01:00.320 --> 00:01:03.640 which has no argument. It' s like a movie that' s 13 00:01:03.640 --> 00:01:07.040 nothing. It' s framer grey there is, come on Lopeta, peta, 14 00:01:07.799 --> 00:01:08.879 peta Lopeta and it' s already going to fuck up. He' 15 00:01:08.959 --> 00:01:11.719 s a genius. There' s no conflict in the movie that the guy 16 00:01:11.760 --> 00:01:23.599 doubts about. I don' t know if you control the song under Preshan 17 00:01:23.640 --> 00:01:27.920 that he did with David Bowe. If you look at the lyrics of the 18 00:01:29.319 --> 00:01:34.319 song, as I tell you, the part of Damvip Bobby is like poetry, 19 00:01:34.760 --> 00:01:41.519 it has reflections. Freddy Mercury' s part is on. Find him 20 00:01:41.599 --> 00:01:44.560 if you don' t believe Framer' s part. I want with two 21 00:01:45.599 --> 00:01:53.040 balls is People and Streets, give ad irar People and Streets, Dara look 22 00:01:53.159 --> 00:01:59.079 and I' m going to have dinner out there now and if I fixed 23 00:01:59.079 --> 00:02:09.680 everything. So, Freddy fixed everything but one thing. When she got the 24 00:02:09.719 --> 00:02:23.159 analytics that looked at her and said ibarian barujíbaros. He eats you up, 25 00:02:23.879 --> 00:02:38.039 dear Gray, you ate a bad dick, poor man, he ate you 26 00:02:38.199 --> 00:02:44.319 a bad dick, buddy. This happens sometimes the move. Are there any 27 00:02:44.360 --> 00:02:46.800 deaf people here? Are there any deaf people? There' s some deaf 28 00:02:46.800 --> 00:02:53.159 or deaf. There' s someone who' s got ears in airplane mode. 29 00:02:54.719 --> 00:03:00.000 I ask because I' m interested in the world of deaf subtitles and 30 00:03:00.080 --> 00:03:05.919 sometimes I get film subtitled and sometimes it happens that the subtitles are adapted for 31 00:03:05.919 --> 00:03:10.560 deaf people and it' s this kind of subtitles that makes clear to you 32 00:03:10.639 --> 00:03:13.840 things that are ringing but that aren' t seen or. For example, 33 00:03:13.840 --> 00:03:21.159 in parentheses it puts you start the engine, in parentheses it puts laughter. 34 00:03:23.400 --> 00:03:32.039 One day I saw that putting in parentheses sounds Fireworks of katy Perry that I 35 00:03:32.159 --> 00:03:43.000 put myself in the skin of the deaf of birth saying and well and bro 36 00:03:43.159 --> 00:03:50.280 I know perfectly well how faith theme sounds. Yes, sir Thank you, 37 00:03:50.439 --> 00:03:53.840 thank you for the clarification. Subtitle sounds in my head already fire Ward from 38 00:03:53.840 --> 00:03:57.400 akaty Perry. Haven' t I heard it in my life is as useless 39 00:03:57.479 --> 00:04:00.879 as the people who put their dreams on the rearview mirror of the car? 40 00:04:01.120 --> 00:04:04.879 I don' t know if you control that there' s a lot of 41 00:04:05.080 --> 00:04:09.840 people, a huge number of people who get caught up in tiny dreams in 42 00:04:09.840 --> 00:04:12.199 the back of the car? What do I say that' s in case 43 00:04:12.319 --> 00:04:19.279 you fall asleep at the wheel, he hit a shithole and killed himself, 44 00:04:19.600 --> 00:04:27.600 but he had a dream right there. He died well there with his dream 45 00:04:27.720 --> 00:04:33.720 trapped as an Indian. It' s as useless as the rock that says 46 00:04:34.439 --> 00:04:40.319 you can' t put plants in the bedroom because they steal your oxygen. 47 00:04:41.120 --> 00:04:46.399 That' s what happens to you, too You lived with that fear. 48 00:04:46.480 --> 00:04:50.600 You saw with the fear of Ebrie. That' s where you don' 49 00:04:50.639 --> 00:04:54.639 t have a bunch of plants in your bedroom and you' re like I 50 00:04:54.639 --> 00:04:55.959 don' t know how I' m still alive? I don' t 51 00:04:56.120 --> 00:04:59.160 know how I' m still alive? Well, yes, my girlfriend is 52 00:04:59.199 --> 00:05:01.720 one of these people who won' t let me put plants in the bedroom 53 00:05:02.240 --> 00:05:05.560 because she says she' s gonna steal our oxygen. And I tell him 54 00:05:06.000 --> 00:05:15.959 and what do you think you do every night with your nose and mouth and 55 00:05:16.199 --> 00:05:25.240 your eyeball, that that steals a lot of oxygen. I' m on 56 00:05:25.439 --> 00:05:29.759 a day where I have more friends with kids than no kids, and then 57 00:05:29.959 --> 00:05:32.879 it' s starting to sound like a rumor of good when. And my 58 00:05:33.000 --> 00:05:38.360 girlfriend if she says good, because I' d like to, I' 59 00:05:38.439 --> 00:05:42.319 d be cool if we had a baby, the same person who doesn' 60 00:05:42.360 --> 00:05:46.759 t want plants in the room, uh, look at the contradiction of life. 61 00:05:47.279 --> 00:05:49.920 He says yes, well, I' d like you to have a 62 00:05:50.040 --> 00:05:53.360 baby and I really don' t see it yet. I don' t 63 00:05:53.439 --> 00:05:57.120 see myself being a father unless I am. The only way to be a 64 00:05:57.160 --> 00:06:00.480 parent I see would be with the prospect of having three children and naming them 65 00:06:01.160 --> 00:06:08.839 Samuel L and Jackson. I' ve got it all figured out. I 66 00:06:08.920 --> 00:06:13.279 ' m thinking about how to think about my girlfriend. The first one would 67 00:06:14.439 --> 00:06:17.279 tell him we are going to put Samuel, who is a normal, beautiful 68 00:06:17.279 --> 00:06:21.079 man, is in the Bible. I think the second one would be more 69 00:06:21.079 --> 00:06:28.439 of a fighter. This one I think we should call him l. I 70 00:06:28.480 --> 00:06:31.040 ' d say good, it' s worth as much for the boy as 71 00:06:31.160 --> 00:06:32.560 it is for the girl, but the third one would fall by its own 72 00:06:32.560 --> 00:06:40.040 weight. It' d be like honey. We' re about to be 73 00:06:40.199 --> 00:06:46.160 Samuel L' s parents. Jackson damn it, we' d have to 74 00:06:46.319 --> 00:06:51.560 be crazy not to call this kid Jackson. You have anecdotes about confinement. 75 00:06:54.319 --> 00:06:59.600 Everyone has their anecdotes about confinement. I' m going to count mine at 76 00:06:59.680 --> 00:07:04.240 the confines. It happened to me that one day I was on my cell 77 00:07:04.279 --> 00:07:11.000 phone, I kept it in my pocket and you kept it unblocked. And 78 00:07:11.839 --> 00:07:13.360 if you don' t realize it, I' m going to block it. 79 00:07:13.480 --> 00:07:16.519 And without wanting to take a picture and unintentionally it was posted to me 80 00:07:16.600 --> 00:07:25.600 on Instagram and unintentionally generated a super viral anti- racist movement in order to 81 00:07:25.600 --> 00:07:28.560 fuck up. This guy got it. This guy got it, yes, 82 00:07:28.800 --> 00:07:34.120 sir. I share that too. Black screen, black screen, yes, 83 00:07:34.199 --> 00:07:42.560 sir. I' m against racism. I was unwittingly written to the Tuntun. 84 00:07:43.000 --> 00:07:48.959 And it turns out that means black list matter, shit and speaking of 85 00:07:49.079 --> 00:07:58.439 confinement. The confinement has affected many small businesses or large businesses, even which 86 00:07:58.480 --> 00:08:01.600 have been greatly affected. And I don' t like that. I have 87 00:08:01.600 --> 00:08:05.639 suffered a lot from the businesses that have been put away by the pandemic. 88 00:08:07.959 --> 00:08:11.480 The one who' s known me the worst. The one I' ve 89 00:08:11.040 --> 00:08:18.279 seen that has suffered the most with difference is hugs, free, quiet, 90 00:08:18.399 --> 00:08:22.720 thank you, no, not that I' m suffering. I' m 91 00:08:22.360 --> 00:08:26.040 suffering, I' m sorry I' m suffering. He' s taken 92 00:08:26.000 --> 00:08:30.160 away, they' ve taken away the part, as well as with more 93 00:08:30.160 --> 00:08:33.240 chicha than the business, which were the hugs already before. He' ll 94 00:08:33.279 --> 00:08:41.120 make a hard business to defend. For free, I have a colleague who 95 00:08:41.240 --> 00:08:43.840 hired him for free. He tells me I' ve been hired to do 96 00:08:43.840 --> 00:08:50.240 free. That' s cool, they pay well, well, it' 97 00:08:50.240 --> 00:08:56.919 s free. I think they do a lot of face in the name of 98 00:08:58.559 --> 00:09:01.000 the business itself and yes right now hug that Gracis is up to Isis, 99 00:09:01.320 --> 00:09:05.399 that is right now people going out on the street, now to see, 100 00:09:05.919 --> 00:09:07.840 now zalaca Free like you say crazy, you' re going to kill all 101 00:09:09.840 --> 00:09:16.720 the old, fucking crazy girls all n I' m gorgeous. I' 102 00:09:18.519 --> 00:09:24.399 m more global if local acc remember this. I don' t know if 103 00:09:24.480 --> 00:09:28.480 you' ve seen news of a kid who woke up from a coma that 104 00:09:28.000 --> 00:09:33.159 he entered in January of two thousand and twenty, that is. Whatever it 105 00:09:33.240 --> 00:09:37.039 is, he' s woken up now and he' s over the whole 106 00:09:37.240 --> 00:09:43.519 move, he' s been blowing it off that I imagine this kid a 107 00:09:43.559 --> 00:09:46.480 little bit like seeing weird people like Hostia. But what happened, that you 108 00:09:46.679 --> 00:09:48.919 ' re all as much as changed. I' m gonna catch up. 109 00:09:50.399 --> 00:09:56.120 It gets there Twitter, such come Twitter January oh aunt that it has killed 110 00:09:56.120 --> 00:10:00.679 itself. Coby Brian' s done I know why I' m all so 111 00:10:00.679 --> 00:10:03.960 low. Fuckin' worst year ever. They' re mataco and braya. 112 00:10:05.159 --> 00:10:13.720 Gentlemen, and finally, I wanted to rescue another real news. It' 113 00:10:13.799 --> 00:10:20.440 s news of finding out there' s an African tribe. I don' 114 00:10:20.960 --> 00:10:24.799 t know where a tributaries like little ones like they don' t have contact 115 00:10:24.480 --> 00:10:31.679 with the rest of the world, who feed themselves only on cow' s 116 00:10:31.679 --> 00:10:37.159 milk and blood, nothing more, they just eat and drink cow' s 117 00:10:37.159 --> 00:10:39.600 milk and blood. They have four cows and they empty them every day. 118 00:10:41.559 --> 00:10:48.080 It is already known to the extent not to kill them and they eat blood 119 00:10:48.159 --> 00:10:52.480 and cow' s milk. They eat cow' s milk and blood, 120 00:10:52.440 --> 00:10:58.000 and they eat cow' s blood for dessert. Also, if you want, 121 00:10:58.559 --> 00:11:01.200 you can go in there and do the experiment to see what happens. 122 00:11:01.759 --> 00:11:18.679 If you need a doughnut, they' re gonna eat it, they' 123 00:11:18.759 --> 00:11:24.200 re gonna fuck him? Thank you very much. Thank you Thank you.