WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.200 --> 00:00:05.120 Another birthday boy. Philip Bailey is seventy three today? Oh, Phil Bailey, 2 00:00:05.719 --> 00:00:10.560 won't you come home? Phil Bailey? Is he with Earth Wind and 3 00:00:10.599 --> 00:00:13.519 Fire right now? Or is that so? Yeah? Because they're coming with 4 00:00:13.720 --> 00:00:17.920 uh, they're are they coming with line Ritchie? Isn't that who? And 5 00:00:17.960 --> 00:00:20.399 then a double bill? Maybe I'm wrong? Hang on, I don't know 6 00:00:22.160 --> 00:00:25.440 all right? What was the song he did with Phil Collins, Phil Bailey? 7 00:00:25.519 --> 00:00:31.079 Phil? Yeah, he's in the easy Love. She's an easy what's 8 00:00:31.079 --> 00:00:36.439 his name? Right? Yea? It wasn't funny in ninety four? Is 9 00:00:36.479 --> 00:00:39.880 not funny? Now? Stop doing it now? You get those listeners that 10 00:00:39.960 --> 00:00:44.960 call the show doing it. Have you ever had an infectious groove? It 11 00:00:45.119 --> 00:00:50.399 infects you? All right, Let's see earth Winding Fire all right? Okay 12 00:00:51.240 --> 00:00:56.000 fire. By the way, we had Courney Donaho on the show earlier today. 13 00:00:57.479 --> 00:01:03.200 It was a surprise. Joe Donnegher set us up. But I forgive 14 00:01:03.200 --> 00:01:07.439 her because she was she knew, she knew the reel end of years after 15 00:01:07.519 --> 00:01:14.519 one note. But also she said, we knew the reaction you guys would 16 00:01:14.519 --> 00:01:19.200 have I record She said, she recorded it, her boss recorded it and 17 00:01:19.280 --> 00:01:23.159 sent it to all of Bloomberg. We should have cussed then you know, 18 00:01:23.640 --> 00:01:26.640 well we're kind of on the radio. That's good. Hey, I was 19 00:01:26.719 --> 00:01:29.400 right by the way. Yeah, Lionel, Ritchie and Earth, Wind and 20 00:01:29.439 --> 00:01:34.640 Fire. That's a good double bill man. Wednesday, Wednesday, June twelfth 21 00:01:34.280 --> 00:01:37.760 at the KFCUM Center, we got to see if we can get some tickets 22 00:01:37.760 --> 00:01:40.040 to give away. That's right off our listeners. Alley all right, oh 23 00:01:40.120 --> 00:01:44.239 yeah, all right. So Dwight, this story is has something to do 24 00:01:44.319 --> 00:01:49.599 with you. Oh boy. When we did a morning show, I was 25 00:01:49.640 --> 00:01:53.920 famous for something and you were famous for something. So when we would walk 26 00:01:53.959 --> 00:01:57.439 in the door, people would say, you're the famous for taking your pants 27 00:01:57.439 --> 00:02:02.239 off. I'm famous. I'm famous for eating stuff out of the garbage cannon 28 00:02:02.239 --> 00:02:07.400 off the floor. Boom uh. Sometimes people didn't know who we were. 29 00:02:07.519 --> 00:02:09.159 They would say, oh, I love these guys. One takes his pants 30 00:02:09.199 --> 00:02:13.000 off, the other guy eat stuff off the floor. We were very famous 31 00:02:13.000 --> 00:02:15.719 for that. But yeah, I have information about eating stuff off the floor. 32 00:02:15.840 --> 00:02:21.680 Okay, five second rule, the five second rule. Doctors have now 33 00:02:21.800 --> 00:02:28.319 answered about the five second rule. Okay. For you, mostly it was 34 00:02:28.479 --> 00:02:32.479 bar floors. There was a bar in Mexico that me and Les Underwood got 35 00:02:32.520 --> 00:02:38.639 in and you snorted off fluid that wasn't have a nice day cafe. They 36 00:02:38.800 --> 00:02:42.800 squeeze eat all of the floor into a puddle, and I sniffed it up. 37 00:02:43.120 --> 00:02:45.479 I did it in Freedom Hall too, when I dropped my beard kid 38 00:02:45.599 --> 00:02:53.639 rock. Okay, So the doc says, basically the five second rule is 39 00:02:53.800 --> 00:03:01.560 correct in most cases, but it depends on It depends on the surface the 40 00:03:01.680 --> 00:03:07.319 floor. Huh. If it's a tile surface, now you're gonna get sick. 41 00:03:07.879 --> 00:03:14.840 Bacteria can jump instantly of the time the second it hits a tile floor. 42 00:03:15.000 --> 00:03:17.479 Like if you're at the gym or something and there's a piece of food 43 00:03:17.560 --> 00:03:23.560 drops, just throw it away, don't eat it. Tile surfaces carry bacteria 44 00:03:23.599 --> 00:03:30.360 and it jumps immediately. On wood surface, bacteria be jumping. You can't 45 00:03:30.360 --> 00:03:37.719 stop bacteria from jumping. Bacteria be shopping on wood surfaces. It's about a 46 00:03:37.759 --> 00:03:42.039 fifty to fifty chance. Oh so if you look wood, So if you 47 00:03:42.120 --> 00:03:46.439 get that chances, oh, you got fifty to fifty shot right right, 48 00:03:46.039 --> 00:03:53.199 sniffer, you have a fifty percent chance off wood surfaces. On carpet, 49 00:03:53.439 --> 00:03:57.400 yeah, I'm kind in the clear. Late. Less than one percent of 50 00:03:57.479 --> 00:04:00.280 bacteria will transfer from carpets. That's it's great news, because it is. 51 00:04:00.400 --> 00:04:03.319 But here's here's where I will caution you. And I want to go back 52 00:04:03.360 --> 00:04:08.400 to all three of these, but here's where I'm caution you. On carpet 53 00:04:08.719 --> 00:04:15.039 because I eat a egg sandwich every night and sometimes the egg whites will fall 54 00:04:15.159 --> 00:04:16.920 onto the carpet. I just pick it up and put it in my mouth. 55 00:04:17.639 --> 00:04:21.279 If you have a dog, you might want to pick the hair out. 56 00:04:21.360 --> 00:04:25.199 You're gonna be bacteria free, but you might want to pick the dog 57 00:04:25.279 --> 00:04:28.319 hair out. So I'm taking notes when it comes to five second rule, 58 00:04:28.959 --> 00:04:31.800 carpet is better than hard wood. Yes, right, So if he was 59 00:04:31.879 --> 00:04:38.759 waiting seventies I had. I had my Apple watch timing seventeen seventeen seconds. 60 00:04:38.920 --> 00:04:43.240 But going for the joke to be made, going back to the five second, 61 00:04:43.319 --> 00:04:46.839 I can't believed what let you get the joke like I like you were 62 00:04:46.000 --> 00:04:49.639 you had it in the holster. I couldn't believe. I was waiting for 63 00:04:49.720 --> 00:04:51.839 you to go with it, and Dave had it in the holster. I 64 00:04:51.920 --> 00:04:55.160 had that way through the egg story. Yes, you had a way to 65 00:04:55.279 --> 00:05:00.120 the stupid dog egg story. If you have a dog, eggs here, 66 00:05:02.360 --> 00:05:04.839 so you don't you know I have feelings. You can't. You can't make 67 00:05:04.839 --> 00:05:08.639 it. You know, I couldn't even get through it. No, you 68 00:05:08.800 --> 00:05:12.279 do not, Okay, Okay, So if you insist on eating food off 69 00:05:12.319 --> 00:05:16.519 the floor here it is tile, No would fifty to fifty carpet eat up. 70 00:05:16.639 --> 00:05:19.600 So if you're munching stuff off of the carpet, correct, makes you 71 00:05:19.639 --> 00:05:26.759 a carpet muncher? Yes, So here's what I will say about the tile 72 00:05:26.959 --> 00:05:30.639 and where it can you know the ninety nine percent. You gotta do the 73 00:05:30.680 --> 00:05:33.480 five second rule like this, You got to pick it off the tile or 74 00:05:33.560 --> 00:05:36.560 the kitchen counter or whatever it might be. You got to blow on it. 75 00:05:36.720 --> 00:05:41.279 Okay, Okay, then you got see five second rule. You have 76 00:05:41.399 --> 00:05:44.879 to blow on it and you have to declare five second rule. I think 77 00:05:45.560 --> 00:05:49.480 they did not mention in this official study that I was. I was, 78 00:05:49.839 --> 00:05:55.680 that's a great point. Yeah, what if you Yeah, because they blow 79 00:05:55.759 --> 00:05:59.160 on it. That's why all your best surgeons before they cut into you, 80 00:05:59.439 --> 00:06:03.240 they blow on their hands. They got this. Yeah, they they they 81 00:06:03.279 --> 00:06:06.079 blow on the scalpel. They blow on the scalpel before they cut you. 82 00:06:06.519 --> 00:06:10.800 But if you're with a really good surgeon, yeah, they say, here, 83 00:06:10.920 --> 00:06:14.000 let's sterilize the scalpel and they get a bit lighter out. You know, 84 00:06:14.160 --> 00:06:15.959 my dad used to do that. That works. Actually, he would 85 00:06:16.000 --> 00:06:21.160 say, before you like poked us with something, he would sterilize it with 86 00:06:21.279 --> 00:06:24.800 a uh. Well. So back to my not it is it best to 87 00:06:24.879 --> 00:06:29.360 blow the tile or the hardwood, the hard well both, I would say, 88 00:06:29.439 --> 00:06:31.279 but I think it improves your chances if you blow after the wood. 89 00:06:31.879 --> 00:06:35.800 Really to blow after the wood services you're out of. You're out of. 90 00:06:35.839 --> 00:06:40.439 Look you're getting sick, and you can't blow the carpet because you look stupid. 91 00:06:40.680 --> 00:06:43.600 I do freak out if my earbuds fall out of my ear on the 92 00:06:43.639 --> 00:06:46.399 carpet in locker room. I'm like, oh yeah, because you could get 93 00:06:46.399 --> 00:06:49.079 athlete's foot of the I just put it in my pocket. I put in 94 00:06:49.160 --> 00:06:55.720 my pocket. I won't wear them again. Tools tools story. Are you 95 00:06:55.879 --> 00:07:00.600 serious? So he's gonna get at least the ear drum. Yes, yes, 96 00:07:00.680 --> 00:07:04.240 that's a serious thing, Jim. Carpet so child, not safe to 97 00:07:04.319 --> 00:07:08.279 swallow, hardwood safe to swallow, that's right. No, fifty to fifty 98 00:07:08.519 --> 00:07:12.959 fifty fifty fifty swallow. Have at it, Okay, have at it. 99 00:07:13.040 --> 00:07:15.439 I'm flying out to Vegas Thursday. I'm hoping my flight at in fifty to 100 00:07:15.480 --> 00:07:19.800 fifty, flight fifty to fifty. That's an old, stupid joke. And 101 00:07:19.839 --> 00:07:27.240 you need to put a dollar back into the damn it joke. That wasn't 102 00:07:27.279 --> 00:07:30.920 a real dollar. Was that a real dollar? That was like a monopoly? 103 00:07:30.879 --> 00:07:34.040 Okay, token, You're not gonna get my wallet out and do all 104 00:07:34.079 --> 00:07:40.199 this stupid stuff. You can't buy, David high right a broadcast okay, 105 00:07:40.279 --> 00:07:43.399 here, not be able to trick the news department, But you're not tricking 106 00:07:43.519 --> 00:07:47.879 us, no way. All right, Look here it is tricky, Okay, 107 00:07:48.160 --> 00:07:51.199 tricky, tricky, tricky. I find that song, Dave. I 108 00:07:51.279 --> 00:07:56.279 need to hear a tricky ticky chick. Oh is that just run DMC? 109 00:07:56.480 --> 00:08:03.319 That's just DMC? All right, So don't eat things off wood eat them 110 00:08:03.360 --> 00:08:07.439 all right. We're moving on from the five second rule story. We are, 111 00:08:07.720 --> 00:08:09.839 Yes, there's so much to digest you no there. I got to 112 00:08:09.879 --> 00:08:13.680 see this new and I've got it on my Oh, here we go, 113 00:08:16.680 --> 00:08:28.360 here we go. How is it how many late eighties early nineties movies did 114 00:08:28.800 --> 00:08:33.480 the car would pull up in the high school parking lot with the window down, 115 00:08:33.600 --> 00:08:37.440 and this is the kind of curly went to a house and buster. 116 00:08:37.879 --> 00:08:41.440 I had to leave early. Thank you, thank you who sings that song? 117 00:08:41.639 --> 00:08:45.679 Me and Daryl Mack and jam masters. Yes, it's true. I 118 00:08:45.759 --> 00:08:48.120 was part of Run DMC. I was like, you were the d I 119 00:08:48.279 --> 00:08:54.919 was the d Okay, I got to see this Tom Brady Roast. I 120 00:08:54.000 --> 00:09:01.320 have it downloaded to my fantastic I've got to download it to my tablet to 121 00:09:01.399 --> 00:09:07.519 watch on the plane we travel. Inappropriate, it's inappropriate, it is not 122 00:09:07.799 --> 00:09:13.759 politically correct they use. I mean they go after matter of fact, his 123 00:09:13.960 --> 00:09:18.919 ex wife is losing right now, that's where it's not just his ex wife 124 00:09:18.960 --> 00:09:24.440 and somebody else too. But if if Aaron Hernandez' is Americas, if America's 125 00:09:24.639 --> 00:09:30.559 roast master General Jeffrey Ross is involved, it's always gonna be well. Dana 126 00:09:30.639 --> 00:09:33.879 White, I mean it's on Netflix, and he was like, you give 127 00:09:33.960 --> 00:09:39.039 me sixty seconds. I'm sorry, gay a guy named Dana's not gay enough 128 00:09:39.080 --> 00:09:43.200 for you Netflix. I mean he was. They went after heavy people, 129 00:09:43.519 --> 00:09:48.279 gay people, stupid people. I mean, they did not stupid people. 130 00:09:48.399 --> 00:09:54.399 Now why do they bring the view into this? That's enough, Dave, 131 00:09:54.960 --> 00:10:00.200 I don't get any money. But anyway, Yeah, evidently this is one 132 00:10:00.320 --> 00:10:03.440 hell of a roast done the right way. I can't I can't wait to 133 00:10:03.519 --> 00:10:05.879 watch it. Oh boy on the plane. But it's got a couple of 134 00:10:05.919 --> 00:10:15.039 people pissed off, one of them being jib Bunching. She's pissed. You 135 00:10:15.080 --> 00:10:16.720 know what, I don't know. I don't care for you and your perfect 136 00:10:16.840 --> 00:10:24.000 breast just because they went after that she possibly cheated on him, okay, 137 00:10:24.159 --> 00:10:28.679 and she's just like that's she's still claiming that's not true. She could have 138 00:10:28.039 --> 00:10:31.799 cheated on him a moment. But here's where the converse and you know, 139 00:10:31.960 --> 00:10:33.879 this is where it goes, because this speaks to you and I here for 140 00:10:33.919 --> 00:10:37.519 a second. So the host, is that what she got? You said, 141 00:10:37.600 --> 00:10:43.360 you love it, Jeffrey. She starts, He starts, and he 142 00:10:43.519 --> 00:10:46.720 makes a joke about Robert Kraft and the massage tape. Oh really, So 143 00:10:48.919 --> 00:10:52.919 Brady gets up right away, walks over and says in his ear, which 144 00:10:54.000 --> 00:10:58.480 picks up on the mic, don't say that S word again, and Ross 145 00:10:58.519 --> 00:11:00.480 goes, okay, last one, last one, I want say it again. 146 00:11:00.960 --> 00:11:05.120 So what S word? Okay, like poop? Don't say that pop? 147 00:11:05.480 --> 00:11:07.559 Thank you? So so he said, oh okay, cool, cool, 148 00:11:07.600 --> 00:11:11.759 cool. So here's where the wife is gonna go. Okay, so 149 00:11:11.960 --> 00:11:16.480 you got up out of your chair, you walked over in the middle of 150 00:11:16.519 --> 00:11:20.759 the broadcast where the microphone can hear you to defend your old boss, but 151 00:11:20.879 --> 00:11:26.159 you me defend your own wife ex wife, my god and your kids. 152 00:11:26.000 --> 00:11:31.080 Wow, that's where that goes. And there is no winning that. Tom, 153 00:11:31.519 --> 00:11:35.639 You're not gonna win it. Take the hit is Robert Kraft? Are 154 00:11:35.679 --> 00:11:39.120 they still married? Speaking of five second run, who's still married? Robert 155 00:11:39.159 --> 00:11:41.039 Kraft? I have no idea where he's married or not. It doesn't matter. 156 00:11:41.240 --> 00:11:43.840 He's feel like five billion dollars. Here's what I'm saying, though, 157 00:11:45.120 --> 00:11:48.320 if he finally got things patched up with his wife, you gotta think that 158 00:11:48.399 --> 00:11:52.000 reopens it, doesn't it If you have patched things up with the wife. 159 00:11:52.480 --> 00:11:58.639 The wife's not watching the Netflix roast of Tom Brady, which you are on, 160 00:11:58.919 --> 00:12:01.480 Well she doesn't have to because jackasses like us. We're talking about the 161 00:12:01.600 --> 00:12:05.399 line that was delivered about infidelity and opened up the wound. Well, actually, 162 00:12:05.559 --> 00:12:09.000 the story about Tom asking him not to say that S word again made 163 00:12:09.080 --> 00:12:13.320 that a bigger story, right, made it a bigger story. It's kind 164 00:12:13.360 --> 00:12:16.200 of like when somebody unsands something to you or let me tell you. Let 165 00:12:16.240 --> 00:12:22.320 me tell you. They went after Kevin Hart and Gronk and Edelman and I 166 00:12:22.440 --> 00:12:28.159 mean it was brutal. Giselle bunch And says this zion valid deeply. Just 167 00:12:28.320 --> 00:12:33.159 the point that she's German. Yeah, isn't bunching, Giselle Bunchen. No, 168 00:12:33.279 --> 00:12:39.320 she's Brazilian. Okay, you've done that voice a Brazilian time. I've 169 00:12:39.320 --> 00:12:41.480 done it a Brazilian time. Right. Letna get my uh Brazilian voice. 170 00:12:41.720 --> 00:12:48.240 All right. M well, I'm extremely disciplined. That's your bad Ronald Reagan 171 00:12:48.399 --> 00:12:56.840 voice. Nancy felt very disrespected and the family was portrayed negatively and it's irresponsible. 172 00:12:58.679 --> 00:13:00.799 Is it just me? Or as the voice get better? Is it 173 00:13:00.840 --> 00:13:03.440 getting better? I think it is, Thank you, mad Ronald Reagae. 174 00:13:03.600 --> 00:13:09.559 Gizell Bunch And said that, uh, she was extremely disappointed at her family 175 00:13:09.639 --> 00:13:13.840 and her children being disrespected. Uh. Somebody else that was pissed off about 176 00:13:13.879 --> 00:13:20.639 the roast was the ex financial fiance of deceased patriots tied in Aaron Hernandez. 177 00:13:24.320 --> 00:13:26.919 I'm not kidding, Huh. That was the thing, wasn't it. Didn't 178 00:13:26.960 --> 00:13:30.679 he have a gay affair? Yeah he did? Yeah? No, he 179 00:13:30.840 --> 00:13:37.679 with his uh with his quarterback. Oh Brady, No, Adez, your 180 00:13:37.759 --> 00:13:41.120 jerk face. Wait a minute, No, his quarterback was Tom Brady. 181 00:13:41.080 --> 00:13:43.960 You said you said he had an affair with his quarterback. No, high 182 00:13:45.000 --> 00:13:46.840 school. You didn't watch the Aaron Aaron Oh yeah, okay, I tell 183 00:13:46.840 --> 00:13:52.519 you meant okay, yeah, the Brady when they kept under wraps anyway. 184 00:13:52.840 --> 00:13:58.600 Uh. Aaron Harandez ex fiance said that she was also pissed over jokes at 185 00:13:58.639 --> 00:14:01.639 her name in this expanse. Look if you're if you're a murderer, yeah, 186 00:14:01.679 --> 00:14:05.720 jeez, don't offend him. Don't offend the murderer by any stretch of 187 00:14:05.759 --> 00:14:09.600 imagination. So the blonde comedian, it's always at that roast. It's a 188 00:14:09.879 --> 00:14:13.519 really super hot one. Oh she gets up and goes, Tom Brady, 189 00:14:13.639 --> 00:14:18.639 you lost thirty million dollars in crypto. Even Gronk was like me, no, 190 00:14:20.159 --> 00:14:26.279 not real money. That's good. I mean you gotta watch now. 191 00:14:26.320 --> 00:14:31.639 Look, my two favorite roasters are Amy Schumer and uh Jeffrey Rock. If 192 00:14:31.679 --> 00:14:35.679 you are sensitive and you want to be politically correct, do not watch this 193 00:14:35.960 --> 00:14:39.120 because it will trigger you. It will, which means it's probably funny. 194 00:14:39.240 --> 00:14:41.919 I get the dumb button just in case, because I want to give a 195 00:14:41.960 --> 00:14:46.960 line from Amy Schumer on Mike Tyson's Are you telling me that you can't pull 196 00:14:46.039 --> 00:14:48.799 the line off without screwing it up? All right, go ahead, all 197 00:14:48.879 --> 00:14:52.879 right, go ahead, dude. Amy Schumer was roasting Mike Tyson and she 198 00:14:52.919 --> 00:14:56.799 said, I love that face tattoo that you have there, but it confuses 199 00:14:56.879 --> 00:15:00.360 me. I never know. I never know if I should it back and 200 00:15:00.399 --> 00:15:11.360 admire it or finish on it. I thank you, Mike Tyson. I 201 00:15:11.440 --> 00:15:16.200 did. I've done three roasts. Uh, I don't want anything to do, 202 00:15:16.519 --> 00:15:22.559 and every time I forgot that the roasters get roasted to like when I 203 00:15:22.679 --> 00:15:26.799 prepared I roasted Terry Miners. I just did Terry Miners jokes. I didn't 204 00:15:26.799 --> 00:15:30.159 even think about attacking the other when we did Dear Isaacs. I just did 205 00:15:30.240 --> 00:15:31.840 Dear ISACs. I need to attack the other people because I forgot that part. 206 00:15:31.879 --> 00:15:35.799 We did Matt Jones, I've attacked Matt Jones. I didn't attack anybody 207 00:15:35.840 --> 00:15:39.759 else, but the funniest people that went up attacked everybody on the on the 208 00:15:39.639 --> 00:15:43.480 panel. It was that's the best part. I think it's the best part. 209 00:15:43.919 --> 00:15:46.720 And Tom Brady was great, I mean, his his roast of other 210 00:15:46.759 --> 00:15:50.720 people were great too, Like he said, hey, because he's part over 211 00:15:50.759 --> 00:15:52.919 our team. Who writes the lines for him? You know? Oh sure, 212 00:15:52.960 --> 00:15:54.840 no no, no, no, no no no. There are writers 213 00:15:54.919 --> 00:15:58.960 that help all these help all these guys. And I thought one of the 214 00:16:00.039 --> 00:16:02.879 funny lines for Tom Brady was, you know, everyone's criticizing me for trying 215 00:16:02.879 --> 00:16:04.519 to become part owner of the of the Raiders. He goes, man, 216 00:16:04.559 --> 00:16:11.200 I was just tired of owning the Colts and the bills. And then Eli 217 00:16:11.399 --> 00:16:15.039 Manning down Yours tweeted out because he didn't show up. 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He was also the voice of remember uh real 254 00:19:00.160 --> 00:19:03.920 American Heroes. That was he wrote, Hey, we salute you. I'm 255 00:19:03.960 --> 00:19:10.960 gonna get Murphy. Okay. That was Dave Bickler who did the voice for 256 00:19:11.640 --> 00:19:15.480 I Am the Tiger in the commercial. This is Jimmy Jamison who took over 257 00:19:15.559 --> 00:19:21.240 when he had voice problems. He was in the band called Cobra. They 258 00:19:21.279 --> 00:19:29.119 found him. Oh my god, with your murp neis murph. Dude. 259 00:19:29.200 --> 00:19:33.000 Just listen to the sweetiest heavy metal you know. It's good stuff stuff, 260 00:19:33.000 --> 00:19:36.759 It's good, good, right, good good stuff. Was that one songing? 261 00:19:36.799 --> 00:19:38.079 The ride was twenty minutes long? Is that one song? Yeah? 262 00:19:38.119 --> 00:19:45.920 Yeah, probably one song song? All right, So I have a list 263 00:19:47.000 --> 00:19:51.960 of supposedly these most popular TV shows to all time. Okay, so they 264 00:19:52.039 --> 00:19:55.400 have two numbers related to each one of these hosts. Now, this is 265 00:19:55.480 --> 00:19:59.839 a host of a game show or endo, news or entertainment. Okay, 266 00:20:00.440 --> 00:20:07.400 so encompasses every kind of host. They have a positive opinion percentage and recognizable 267 00:20:07.880 --> 00:20:11.559 oh number like, oh you recognize that name? Okay, what if Carson 268 00:20:11.640 --> 00:20:15.400 is still on it? I bet probably not best late night hosts all time? 269 00:20:15.799 --> 00:20:19.480 Yes, Johnny Carson. Least let me see if I can pull up 270 00:20:21.160 --> 00:20:27.680 the you know what, Johnny Carson comes in at number three, which number 271 00:20:27.799 --> 00:20:33.960 three positive opinion sixty one percent, Wow, and eighty six percent of the 272 00:20:34.039 --> 00:20:38.200 people they polled said oh I know that name. Oh right, that's great 273 00:20:38.319 --> 00:20:42.960 news eighty six percent. And when he retired he just disappeared. Yeah, 274 00:20:44.039 --> 00:20:45.359 no, absolutely, he just lived his life quietly. I saw one. 275 00:20:45.519 --> 00:20:48.799 I saw one interview with him on sixty Minutes where he played his drums for 276 00:20:48.880 --> 00:20:52.799 him and all those big drummer that was it. But you know how we 277 00:20:52.880 --> 00:20:57.400 watch a lot of That's all we watch is old TV ol TV. There's 278 00:20:57.440 --> 00:21:02.119 a service. It's a free app called Pluto. Yeah yeah, yeah, 279 00:21:02.119 --> 00:21:04.519 I got that, and we got that. And there's actually a Johnny Carson 280 00:21:04.640 --> 00:21:10.759 channel all Carson. I think Jay Leno was in somewhere between the two. 281 00:21:11.559 --> 00:21:14.119 Uh. There's David Letterman that just can't walk away. He's got to do 282 00:21:14.200 --> 00:21:17.839 these new he's doing these podcasts where he's interviewing celebrities and like, you know, 283 00:21:17.960 --> 00:21:22.480 that's what your job was before with the Big Beard. You're Thomas Howe 284 00:21:22.559 --> 00:21:26.200 guy too. It's like, why are you doing the eight inch gray Beard? 285 00:21:26.319 --> 00:21:30.680 You look? Yeah, look, terror Letterman can't sing like Tommy how 286 00:21:30.799 --> 00:21:33.440 Yeah, you got that right, baby, Tommy how I'm gonna go out 287 00:21:33.440 --> 00:21:38.400 on a limb and say that David Lenerman could sing better than Tom Man. 288 00:21:38.480 --> 00:21:42.119 What are you doing dog, You know, Tommy how fans out there? 289 00:21:42.880 --> 00:21:48.640 Take it back? Sorry, take it back, take it back? All 290 00:21:48.720 --> 00:21:52.880 right? Give me another name on this list. Radio television doesn't matter host 291 00:21:52.839 --> 00:21:56.920 well, Howard Stern, No, not on the top ten. Boy, 292 00:21:56.920 --> 00:22:02.119 I'm gonna dig deep on this one. Well, Steve Harvey, there you 293 00:22:02.240 --> 00:22:06.200 go, there you go. Steve Harvey's positive opinion was sixty percent, and 294 00:22:06.319 --> 00:22:11.720 he has a higher recognition number than Johnny Carson at ninety four percent. Let's 295 00:22:11.799 --> 00:22:15.799 throw a Louisville fact in there. You ready, yeah, so, and 296 00:22:15.960 --> 00:22:19.640 you can look this up on the Google machine that you're not a fan of 297 00:22:19.680 --> 00:22:22.839 perfect brusts. No, no, no, everybody knows that. But Steve 298 00:22:22.920 --> 00:22:26.680 Harvey, he was going to throw in the towel. Didn't even have the 299 00:22:26.759 --> 00:22:32.400 money to get to the next town. He's trying stand up, yeah, 300 00:22:33.119 --> 00:22:36.359 and he's getting ready throw in the towel. And then he has a message 301 00:22:36.440 --> 00:22:42.359 on his recorder and it was work from none other than Louisville's own Tom Soble. 302 00:22:42.599 --> 00:22:48.240 Shut up and making this story. Oh no, he actually credits his 303 00:22:48.440 --> 00:22:53.039 career to Tom Soble and on national television told that story. Wow, that's 304 00:22:53.079 --> 00:22:56.799 pretty cool. I give you another one. Oprah Winfrey. No, oh, 305 00:22:57.440 --> 00:23:02.079 no, Hart say Richard Dawson. But there's no way I'm gonna do 306 00:23:02.119 --> 00:23:03.480 it. I'm gonna say, Okay, yeah, this list was twenty five. 307 00:23:03.519 --> 00:23:06.480 I just did the top ten, so they might be on that list. 308 00:23:06.519 --> 00:23:10.160 But go ahead, okay, let me see. Well is Jay Leno 309 00:23:10.279 --> 00:23:15.400 on it? No? Wow, Carlos Santana, shut up, that's not 310 00:23:15.519 --> 00:23:21.359 even a who used to do the radio countdown? Oh? Jesse Dixon in 311 00:23:21.440 --> 00:23:26.559 America's Time? Oh Casey case Casey, Well, Casey did one, but 312 00:23:26.720 --> 00:23:30.400 Jesse Dixon did a better one. That's true. Casey Caseum. Opinion of 313 00:23:30.480 --> 00:23:34.880 Casey Caseum is positive fifty four percent, with only a seventy seven percent recognition. 314 00:23:36.200 --> 00:23:38.119 Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching, brother storm. I 315 00:23:38.160 --> 00:23:41.880 will tell you the people that didn't make the top ten Wayne Brady, Conan 316 00:23:41.920 --> 00:23:47.880 O'Brien, Andy Rooney, Julia Child, Howie Mandel, Pat Sajack, David 317 00:23:47.960 --> 00:23:52.240 Letterman, Ed Sullivan, Joan Rivers, Jay Leno, and Regis Film. 318 00:23:52.400 --> 00:23:55.640 I'm suppressed that they did not make the top two. Don't tell me Kelly 319 00:23:55.720 --> 00:24:00.559 Rippa made it. I was shocked Ed Sullivan, I mean he was television 320 00:24:00.640 --> 00:24:03.960 for Where did that where did Wink Martindale fall in? I don't think, 321 00:24:04.880 --> 00:24:07.319 And I'm not a fan of Conan O'Brien, so I'm glad he didn't make 322 00:24:07.319 --> 00:24:10.559 it. Only I am a fan of Coling. I am not. You're 323 00:24:10.599 --> 00:24:15.319 not why because I can't. In two thousand and eight, when middle class 324 00:24:15.359 --> 00:24:18.960 families were living in hotels and had three jobs, he was on TV crying 325 00:24:19.160 --> 00:24:22.960 and moaning that he got a thirty million dollar buyout because they they made me 326 00:24:23.079 --> 00:24:26.960 go back to his own own and he just how and then he went on 327 00:24:26.039 --> 00:24:30.079 a tour. Remember two thousand and eight, he went on it. I 328 00:24:30.160 --> 00:24:33.480 hated it. I was so pissed he went on a tour that basically just 329 00:24:33.640 --> 00:24:36.279 made fun of that network. And I was like, you got paid thirty 330 00:24:36.319 --> 00:24:38.400 million dollars and people can't feed their kids. Wow, I'm so pissed. 331 00:24:38.519 --> 00:24:41.680 All right, but I'm moved on. Obviously, you bombed on the Tonight 332 00:24:41.720 --> 00:24:45.039 Show. End of story. Yeah, I'm sorry. Yes, they didn't. 333 00:24:45.079 --> 00:24:48.759 They don't want you. You sent you back. But when they sent 334 00:24:48.880 --> 00:24:52.960 you back, they gave you a thirty million dollar satchel. Shut up? 335 00:24:52.400 --> 00:24:56.720 Could you imagine? All right? I give it. Drew Carrey alo, 336 00:24:56.960 --> 00:25:00.200 Okay, he does obviously, Uh, price us is right, he does. 337 00:25:00.400 --> 00:25:04.359 Positive opinion fifty five percent with an eighty nine percent recognition. I think 338 00:25:04.400 --> 00:25:08.680 he looks creepy now he's lost the weight though everyone. I think he does 339 00:25:08.960 --> 00:25:11.119 well. Turn around. He's on TV right now. Okay, So for 340 00:25:11.240 --> 00:25:15.599 example, if this guy in those glasses looking like that pulled up to a 341 00:25:15.759 --> 00:25:21.000 playground in a van, could you snatch your kids up quick enough? He's 342 00:25:21.079 --> 00:25:23.519 clean, he's clean shaven now, but when he has that beer like Letterman 343 00:25:23.599 --> 00:25:26.200 all that, I think he looks terrible. I think either way he looks 344 00:25:26.279 --> 00:25:29.920 like a All right, here's an aim that doesn't belong on the list. 345 00:25:29.960 --> 00:25:33.799 What is at number eight? Jeff Foxworthy? Okay, positive opinion fifty five 346 00:25:33.839 --> 00:25:37.680 percent and eighty six percent recognition. I don't even know what show he hosted. 347 00:25:37.799 --> 00:25:41.880 That's where I get all my news from Jeff fox Wasn't it like that 348 00:25:41.000 --> 00:25:45.240 you're smarter than a fifth grader or something like that one of his dude might 349 00:25:45.440 --> 00:25:49.240 be a red Now, oh, you listen to Fox News, not Foxworthy. 350 00:25:49.400 --> 00:25:55.039 Oh Bob Barker. Positive opinion comes in in. There we go. 351 00:25:55.480 --> 00:26:00.960 I love Bob Barker. Positives fifty nine percent, eighty seven percent recognized. 352 00:26:00.000 --> 00:26:04.160 What about Michael Strahan, No, it's onst is he his game shows? 353 00:26:04.240 --> 00:26:08.880 He does all the he does NFL and uhm, he did the mirror the 354 00:26:08.960 --> 00:26:14.400 morning show he did for a while NFL and he was hosting Wasn't that crazy 355 00:26:14.440 --> 00:26:17.279 show? The way that he was doing NFL And he would be out and 356 00:26:17.359 --> 00:26:18.799 doing the West Coast game and then he would be in New York and that 357 00:26:18.920 --> 00:26:23.680 early damn morning she was killing himself. Uh, this guy needs to be 358 00:26:23.799 --> 00:26:29.480 way higher than number six. Dick Clark. Ah. Yeah, positive opinion 359 00:26:29.559 --> 00:26:33.200 fifty nine percent and even today Dick Clark's name has an eighty five percent record. 360 00:26:33.319 --> 00:26:37.240 Wow, you never forget Dick? Is that the most he did? 361 00:26:37.400 --> 00:26:41.880 He did them is the most famous Dick? You know what? I would 362 00:26:41.920 --> 00:26:44.960 think? So, so if you remember Ron, Dick Nixon, Dick Clark, 363 00:26:45.000 --> 00:26:49.079 Ron Clay, the great Ron Clays. I do. So there was 364 00:26:49.200 --> 00:26:53.559 Dick Clark and there was Tom Clay out in the LA market, Yes, 365 00:26:53.640 --> 00:26:56.880 and they were rivals. And then Dick started doing TV and Ron, uh 366 00:26:57.119 --> 00:27:00.799 Tom Clay did not and Dick to cough. Yeah, let me google famous 367 00:27:00.880 --> 00:27:07.119 Dix careful, I did that list? Dick Clark, Dick Johnson. I 368 00:27:07.240 --> 00:27:12.960 know, come on, Dick Vitewe, who is Dick Dick Wolf. Dick 369 00:27:14.039 --> 00:27:18.680 Wolf is a rider, right, Dicky, Dick Cavett, Dick Cabot, 370 00:27:18.799 --> 00:27:22.279 Yeah that makes sense? Yeah? Uh, Dick Geppart, Dick Nixon? 371 00:27:23.400 --> 00:27:26.640 We said that, Dick did we already say that? How did? How 372 00:27:26.640 --> 00:27:29.559 did Milton Burrow make this list? I don't know, I know why? 373 00:27:30.279 --> 00:27:33.200 All right? Uh so let's jump to number four. Oh, Dick Thomas 374 00:27:33.319 --> 00:27:38.119 John Boy, that's his name. Yeah, I changed my mind. I 375 00:27:38.200 --> 00:27:41.960 only know if Dick Clark is on top of this list, maybe this guy 376 00:27:41.000 --> 00:27:44.799 should. I don't know. I'm just I'm fifty five years old. And 377 00:27:44.880 --> 00:27:48.119 Walter Cronkite, for the longest stars was the guy most trusted man in America 378 00:27:48.279 --> 00:27:52.920 positive opinion sixty percent. I mean when he Kronkite was the guy that hosts 379 00:27:52.920 --> 00:27:56.119 The Jokers will right, Yeah? Yes. When Walter Cronkite said on national 380 00:27:56.200 --> 00:28:02.440 television that the Vietnam War was now unwinnable changed everything in American culture. It 381 00:28:02.519 --> 00:28:04.720 was crazy and whatever he said on the evening news, that was it? 382 00:28:04.880 --> 00:28:10.839 What about ghost facts? What about delivering the news on JFK, Yes, 383 00:28:10.960 --> 00:28:14.920 taking his glasses off yes, and the landing on the moon, do you 384 00:28:15.000 --> 00:28:17.880 know? And I get this all the time. I want to just put 385 00:28:17.920 --> 00:28:21.319 this out there. Let's change the score for one second. Every time Susan 386 00:28:21.440 --> 00:28:23.680 I go out somewhere, and I want to know if this happens to you 387 00:28:23.799 --> 00:28:27.039 all. They compare this show to Walter Cronkite, and so you know, 388 00:28:27.279 --> 00:28:30.440 I heard that a lot. Do you hear that? I get sixty minutes 389 00:28:30.440 --> 00:28:34.119 and I get kron Kite almost every time I get sixty minutes too. Yeah, 390 00:28:34.400 --> 00:28:37.839 yep. Well they said, look if it's you know, if you're 391 00:28:37.880 --> 00:28:41.400 going to do a word salad, yes, go with Tony Dwighton, Dave 392 00:28:41.480 --> 00:28:45.000 j that's right the best. Oh wait, Morley Safer has to be on 393 00:28:45.079 --> 00:28:47.559 this list, right, and I'm Morley Safer. No, he's not. 394 00:28:48.200 --> 00:28:52.400 So we had Walter Cronkite four, Johnny Carson at three. You're not gonna 395 00:28:52.400 --> 00:28:56.079 believe number two. Not Kelly Rippa. He's dead, by the way. 396 00:28:56.519 --> 00:29:00.200 Well so it was Dick, but he made the list. Steve one, 397 00:29:00.759 --> 00:29:04.920 Steve Hey, I want to stick my picky up here in it's rear end 398 00:29:04.960 --> 00:29:10.400 and see if we could get a gat spat of it. Let's see one 399 00:29:10.440 --> 00:29:12.279 of the great What are the ones we really need around here? Doe? 400 00:29:12.440 --> 00:29:15.440 I know, I mean, come on, sting Ray took him out. 401 00:29:17.359 --> 00:29:19.359 It's the odds of that sting Ray I don't even know. I sting Ray 402 00:29:19.400 --> 00:29:22.599 could kill you. So here's the thing, okay, So how many times 403 00:29:22.640 --> 00:29:26.440 does this guardian angel get at Like he would be in Australia and he would 404 00:29:26.480 --> 00:29:30.880 walk down a path, he go wait, and then he would jump head 405 00:29:30.960 --> 00:29:34.640 first in the bushes and pull out the black snake, which is the most 406 00:29:34.799 --> 00:29:40.839 dangerous, fentimous snake in the world by the tail and vegas and the biggest 407 00:29:40.880 --> 00:29:45.519 one. And he would say something like be careful, you see this guy 408 00:29:45.599 --> 00:29:48.279 on the path. He would take you that with one nano second with he 409 00:29:48.359 --> 00:29:52.359 became famous by the first person that we've ever seen, like we see it 410 00:29:52.400 --> 00:29:56.920 all the time now, but he was the first person we all ever seen 411 00:29:56.640 --> 00:30:02.160 jump on the back of an alligator. Steve Barron was kind of like the 412 00:30:02.400 --> 00:30:07.359 Jackass of animal shows. He was amazing Jackass, He was amazing. They 413 00:30:07.559 --> 00:30:11.880 roll around mouse traps. His ESPN commercial was good too. He had a 414 00:30:12.039 --> 00:30:15.640 ups outfit. That's what he wore every day, even when he would go 415 00:30:15.759 --> 00:30:22.000 scuba diving. He wouldn't change. He just put the backpack on over his 416 00:30:22.240 --> 00:30:25.359 UPS uniform. That's because he was lowc whity nine. That was his second 417 00:30:25.480 --> 00:30:30.519 job he delivered, and that literally literally he would he was on they would 418 00:30:30.559 --> 00:30:33.640 be on the Carson Show or whatever in his UPS uniform with the same boots 419 00:30:33.880 --> 00:30:37.400 and then you'd see him next in the water in Australia in the middle of 420 00:30:37.480 --> 00:30:41.799 the day. In the middle of the day, give us number one, 421 00:30:41.799 --> 00:30:49.400 then get to the Liverrys one. Alex Trebek recordission is ninety two percent. 422 00:30:51.319 --> 00:30:53.640 By the way, the highest name recognition on this is Steve Harvey at ninety 423 00:30:53.680 --> 00:30:59.640 four percent. All right, all guy or air go to Louisville Air. 424 00:30:59.759 --> 00:31:03.160 Die. They are plumbers, they are hvac. 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