He's such a good boy. Hello, Happy Thursday or Friday or Saturday or
Sunday or mondayor Tuesday, Wednesday, whenever day you're listening. No, I
just thank you for listening. That's what I meant to say. Whenever you're
listening. That did not sound good? And is our water on my floor?
And half was on? Anyway? Talk about how many times last show
that he knocked over his mic? I can't, I can't right now.
This is Laura Kane after Dark. Thank you for turning into our podcast,
whether you're watching it or listening to it. This is my wonderful, sometimes
difficult talent talent. This is the talent Eric River. Hi, this is
our producer, Brian. Did you say him somewhat difficult? All right?
Would? Yeah? I don't think you should have said that. You should
have said very often, thank you. I thought you were gonna like back
them up. I know, Brian, how could you? Here's a corporate
line if you complain about that? I know, is there. Laura came
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I'm not going to give you a just straight to the Cox customers. Well,
she's been very she's been very bossy, so I know I haven't super
bossy. Okay, coming up on the show. You know, the neighborhood
app if you have it, you know it, and you know some of
the things in your neighborhood. It only focuses on where you live. So
I thought we would do something called the Not So Neighborly News because Brian lives
in the East County in Alpine. Eric lives centrally in the Mission Valley area.
I live in Hillcrest, and the differences between the neighborhoods, I'm hoping
is really kind of funny because I'm I'm thinking, what things that happen in
Alpine are not things that happen in Hillcrest. Things that happen in Mission Valley
are not things that happen in al I mean, it's gonna be so we'll
do that Knobs for Mission Valley. You got farmers in Alpine, then you
got the gighborhood not even that, just just even just wait, just wait.
But first I want you to guess who is the highest paid actor of
this last year. Three? Yes, I saw it. I'm trying to
remember. Now, Eric, do you have a guess? I found this
kind of shocking. Actually, yeah, actually because it wasn't like really shocking.
Uh wait, before we get to our wonderful sponsors, I want you
to guess this is Chris Pratt, right, I know he's not on the
list of the top ten. I'm gonna say it's the guy from I saw
this list. I can't remember. You will be sitting here for two hours
before you get to this name. I'm not even okay, I don't know.
Okay, Well, who do you think might be on the list.
I would say maybe Bradley Cooper. He's not on the top ten. No,
so I'll give you I'll start with ten. Denzel Washington still raking in
the bucks. I don't even know what he was in. Equalizer three just
came out there you go. Twenty four million he raked in in twenty twenty
three. Ben Affleck is number nine. He was made thirty eight million off
of his dunkin Donuts. Probably Tye, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Jason Statham forty
one mili oh my, Jason Statham. Jennifer Aniston is still making big ass
money forty two million dollars. That show, Morning Show, Morning Show,
Yeah, is so good. It's so good. Have you seen the commercial
with her and David Swimmer. Yes, it's kind of cute. It's cute,
Tye, Matt Damon, Ryan Gosling forty three million. Tom Cruise is
number three with forty five million. Margot Robbie fifty nine million dollars she made
in twenty twenty three. Barbie, I mean, and she's I don't know.
Does she have sponsors? I don't know, sponsorships, I don't know.
I'm trying to remember. It's not a tip of my tongue who it
is. It was very unexpected, though, And I watched his latest movie
and I fell asleep. What is it? Raking in seventy three million dollars
in twenty twenty three. The highest paid actor in Hollywood is Adam Sandler.
What, yeah, that's right, Adam said, Oh, come on,
I hello. He just had a really good movie come out, though,
Spaceman. Spaceman. That was a great movie. I watched it. Well,
I fell asleep because I was actually tired. But I've never hed on
Netflix. Really good, actually amazing, but good? Is it a drama?
Yes? I thought the last movie he did was uncut gems like,
No, this is brand This just landed on Netflix. He's surprisingly good in
it too, not as good as Uncut Jams, but I need to see
that. He is okay, but he's really good in it. You know
what else, he's good in his funny people? Did you ever see that?
With him and all the comics. But it's actually a serious movie.
I liked grown Ups. Oh, funny People. I think it's called He's
actually really good. He's actually a good actor. Yeah. I have a
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now, our new segment, The Not So Neighborly News. We each have
the neighborhood app on our phones and a lot of times it's just lost dog
found, dog found, cat need a handyman. That's a lot of them,
right, But then there's some other one that, oh, man,
are pretty funny. So I thought we'd start with Brian, who lives in
the Alpine area. I'm curious to know what goes on in the neighborhood of
Alpine. Yeah, shockingly boring. I had. There's one I saw earlier.
I can't remember now, but it was they wanted to know if they
could sue someone because they said they were slandered on the app, that someone
said something mean about them and they wanted to see if they could sue them.
So they made a follow up post asking if they could they had any
legal recourse about suing someone for slander on the next door app. Wow,
here's one. Though. So many people have the wrong idea about opossums.
We should protect them. They are marsupials like kangaroos, they aren't carriers of
the rabies virus. They're beneficial to have around, and they just want to
be left alone sadly. This is info very very no. This is info
very no, and their numbers are plummeting because of it. Without them,
dot dot dot not good. Implementing thoughtfulness and slash or respect, even if
it's once a day, can improve quality of life for everyone. People and
animals, wildlife especially alike and an in parentheses ripple effect. Okay, this
is perfect because I knew it would be something about maybe an animal and alpine
and possoms. Be nice to possums everybody, or don't they're kind of mean
sometimes. Oh my god, they're scary when you have when you get close
to one. I know now, Cuye music. What goes on in the
neighborhood where Eric resides called Mission Valley? Are you kidding me? My wife
just went into the McDonald's. There was no one to take her order,
only a kiosk and no way to pay with cash. We won't be going
back to that location. I personally don't care for that kind of fast food,
but on occasion we get it there are two other looks very close to
us. Guess they go there more often than they thought if they know where
all the other locations are. Guess who would be getting our occasional business from
now on. This is just one more reason I hate fast food. I
love it because I knew it would kind of be snobby people. Now my
neighborhood app and this is like very very common made police report. But this
is super creepy person sneaking into yard until face to face with camera, they
look more like professional bad doer than any transient, very scary person creeping up
sideyard. Please watch both videos to see if you recognize this was too close
for comfort. Wife does not want to be home alone. Look at that
crazy face. Oh that is Look at that crazy face. If that looks
like me? Rick, have you been creeping around looking at people's ring lights,
ring doorbells? Okay, Brian, do you have another one we're gonna
bring. There is someone here looking for a ranch hand. Oh, proper
ranch hand. And they even have a bunk house for their their ranchers.
Oh, the person who owns a ranch is seventy two years young and done
with it all looking and then they're complaining that their last ranch hands. This
is a whole paragraph. They posted their last ranch hand stole all their weed
whackers that they're they tired of. Maybe they'll just sell their sell their ranch
to the sand miners. No, go find a ranch hand. Come on,
Ryan, be a ranch hand. Oh okay, maybe I will.
Okay, now Mission Valley, Hey, neighbors, anyone know how long Adams
Avenue is going to smell like tar? I heard they've been working on a
roof for a while now. Now Hill Christ questions just getting dumber. Around
eleven am on Sunday, a man wearing a COVID mask and gloves attempted to
break into my home. It's worth noting that he is seen often in the
neighborhood and is often taking walks in the area. Not sure if he's someone
who lives in the neighborhood or if he's houseless. Hair shaved top, long
sleeve, sweat sweatshirt, dirt stains on back, black sweatpants, white converse,
wears COVID mask and gloves. I have a feeling those are dirt stands
on that I know. That's what I was thinking. I'll read you another
one that's kind of along the same lines, well sort of, but this
one package is stolen. This is like literally my street. I work from
home and witness this guy jump over a locked gated complex and steal a package.
He has a wagon and was walking up and down the streets looking in
cardboards at doorsteps. Unfortunately I couldn't get a better photo. This happened on
Monday at three. He walked down Robinson with a red cart stealing packages.
And you know these cameras, they don't really they kind of get grainy photos,
so it's not real great. But this is just the tip of the
iceberg my friends. All right, Brian, do you have another one?
Yeah? Someone says that five thousand dollars worth of tools are stolen out of
their truck while they were at the Hemul casino. Oh no, my guess
they actually just lost all their money because they also started to GoFundMe to help
them. Oh my god, help them get their tools back. Oh geez?
Oh no, all right, Mission Valley, what's up? An airplane
was just pulling a large banner in the Mission Gorge Zion area. Does anybody
know that it was advertising? Who would take time? Who cares? God?
Oh, I read too, because they're short geez. Never a dull
moment in this neighborhood. This is why I don't ride the trolley anymore.
People getting on with baseball bats and straight up combat machetes. Oh, drugged
up thief with a soul lord stole my nephew's scooter. I did security at
the DMV. A man was in the parking lot with a machete. I
reported it to the police and they did nothing. You have to rely on
yourself to watch your surroundings, so be vigilant again in my neighborhood. Did
anyone hear gunshots covered by a car muffler in Little Italy? I heard those.
Uh, also heard what I thought were gunshots around eleven forty five,
followed by a car speeding off. And then, oh my god, a
lot of these, a lot of these, but naked dude laying face down
in the dirt on Arizona Street. Oh my god. My teenage cousins were
visiting from Texas saw that and thought it was so crazy. You know how
many naked people are on my neighborhood. I was tired. All right,
Brian, will have one more go round. It's four forty am. The
Sequan bus just hit telephone line. Sorry, crossing light by Singing Hills Mortuary,
going up the hill. I'm telling you, the road is not a
racetrack. Sequan drivers need to slow down. I knew they'd be like that.
That wasn't a Sequan driver. That was Laura trying to get to the
casino. I know. Yeah, she had one hundred dollars in her purse
that was burning a hole in it. I can't believe you went to Sequon.
That is so far from you. I love Sequan. It's my favorite
far. It's not that it's actually not all that far. It's not no,
it's like the same distance as all the other ones. Yeah, they're
all far from you, I know, but I love it because what Sequan
will you take? Like the nine one five to the ninety four, then
all the way up the back roads whatever sire tells me to do. I
know, I don't know where I love. I'm always like it's wak and
that's where Penny one nineteen hundred dollars the first time she hit the slot machine,
first time she pitched the button, boo, yeah, oh my god,
I love it. Okay, Mission Valley neighborhood. So I've got two
that are very similar. Does anyone know where these birds came from or what
kind of birds they are? I was taking a nap when I was awoken
by a really loud bird. This is the second time they visited our backyard,
and then they all flew away. There were at least a dozen.
And then there's this one, the one that I, oh, you found
today? Yeah, just before I got here, Lord, today, I
heard a terrible screeching and ran out to see what was going on. I
looked up and witnessed two crows in flight chasing a small hawk. It screened
for its life as the crows were practically on top of it. They vanished
behind some tall trees, and so I don't know the result, but you
can all guess who won. I know, it's a matter of nature.
It was nonetheless sad rip little hawk. Oh my god. Then there's my
neighborhood. A heavy set mail threw punches and threatened to grab a knife after
parking blocking my driveway. Police were called after the man said he would come
and kill me and my girlfriend in our sleep. Police issued citation and recommended
restraining order. And then this one. Finally, anyone know what happened?
By happy Head. You know what happy head is? Yeah, it's no,
they don't they do. No, it's a chain. They're everywhere.
It's a prostitution chain. Looks like a stabbing and a gurney with a body
covered up, lots of blood and guts on the floor. No way.
Sound is my neighborhood compared to your neighborhood compared to your neighbor Why this place
is awful? I love it here? Crime? Well, no, I
just love the It's just it's an interesting, fun place to live, like
my life. Being in danger is part of the fun. It's right.
Well, well that's why I like having a mail roommate. Let me just
put it down. Apparently we're all stuck up and in Mission Valley nothing to
do. That is true, And you y'all are rural out there complaining about
bus is hitting. It's not that rule, I know. It's it's really
not just far away. It really all right? So tell us about this
product. Eric has a new product he wants to tell us about. Anna
show. Yes, and then I have something to end this podcast with.
What do you want to hear first? I want to hear about the product.
Okay, So I've been looking at getting an electric toothbrush. Oh my
okay, this goes on the neighborhood. Okay, I'm sorry, all right.
Why it's just the funniest basic I don't know. He's like, I've
got a great topic for the podcast. We're going to talk about my my
hunt for when it's it happened after I got it. That's funny. I
discovered it can clean my toenails, my butt, it works for everything.
Well, you know, you're not too far off there produce. Oh,
here we go. So it's called the Tao Tao and it looks like a
spaceship. So you're most kids, Yeah, you're well no, but you
put the brush in upside down and it literally will clean it. It protects,
it cleans out all the bacteria, any COVID related. It's really cool.
And you got it on Amazon, Yes, I got it. You
can get it on the Tao website as well. How was it expensive?
It was about sixty bucks. Okay, so but that's a good thing.
That's a good thing. And it goes like forty something things. The brush,
the toothbrush is amazing because it moves in every different direction. That's neat.
But here's the thing I tried it for the first time that night when
I got it, and I thought my head was going to explode. I
setting, oh my god, it my whole head was shaking, water was
spilling out of my mouth. Oh my god, I thought, oh my
god. It was crazy. Oh are you keeping it? Yeah? I'm
going to keep getting Did you just put it on a lower level? Yes,
because I'm sure they have different Yes? And does it have a timer
on there? Right? It does has a two minute timer like. But
I was trying to spit and keep it in conjunctions. It was a it
was a hot mass. You know, you're supposed to cover your toothbrush in
the bathroom because of pop particles. I know me too. I sometimes nice.
I keep my brush in a drawer. I don't leave it out for
people to I don't know if that's worse or not. I think it's probably
better. I'm really bad about cleaning my toothbrush though, so maybe I'll get
one of those. I chill my toothbrush like every two weeks. You just
have like the cheap like disposable. I found seven dollars electric, many different
settings timer toothbrush on temus. It works. Just count your oral it works
great. It works great. I know I need a new tooth. By
the way, anyway, it doesn't work that great. That was from my
gummy bear obsession. I blew it. I freaking ruined my teeth, but
I have Okay, no, it's the show speaking of Temu, I do
have something coming and I hate saying Temo. I've we've been calling over team
for so long. I thank you, thank you. What I'm not telling
you what it is? You ordered me something? Oh my god, I
love I forget it when it shows up. I hope forgot to bring it
totally. So what's the show you're watching? And then I have something to
say and then we're gonna end this thing. So I just watched it's a
seven episodeisode like a mini series on Netflix called super Sex. Okay, is
it a reality? So it is loosely based on the life of Italian porn
star Roco Safreddi, my favorite celebrity and he loves porn star stories and stuff,
Oh my god, because they're fascinating. So this I have never seen
in my life more nudity in it anything, male frontal nudity, female everything,
and ugh, you know a show that I just finished, but it
was good. That might be fun to watch, just to like I like
stuff to watch it kind of turn my brain off. That might be good,
but show that you don't want to turn your brain off. That is
haunting me still to this day. Nicole Kidman stars in it. It's on
Amazon Prime. It's called Expats. Is it good as an ex patriot?
I'm not even kidding it is. She is, so yes. Well,
she is an American living in Hong Kong. Her husband is from there,
has a really good job, so she doesn't work. She has kids,
she has servants and stuff that are from there, and it kind of takes
different angles, like the servants angles and then her angle, and then something
something happens, and oh my god, oh my god, oh my god,
oh my god. There's only like five episodes, and I'm so bummed
because I want to keep watching it. It's so freaking good. Okay,
Expats watch it now, now now, now, Okay, before we go,
I just want to say that. And I haven't gotten my token yet,
which is kind of weird because usually on March seventh was my seventeenth sober
birthday. And I'm not saying that to say, like, oh my god,
I'm so freaking cool because it's been not the easiest road, but it's
the only way to go because that even comes before my children. And I
know that sound wrong in all sorts of ways, but look, if there's
not sobriety here at the top, then kids suffer, work suffers, friends
suffer, everything suffers. That has to be first. So I mean,
I haven't been really good about going to meetings lately, but I am going
to start up again. But that's really helped me. And I just want
you to know that if I was a mom with two very young kids abusing
drugs and alcohol on the down low, secretly screaming from the inside for help,
not knowing what to do, I'm not the only one. So I
want you to know that if you are suffering, or if you feel like
you want to reach out to somebody and you're scared. I was so scared.
I was so scared to admit to anybody what I had been doing,
that I was even an alcoholic. It was hard for me to even admit
that. M ME message me, I will hold your hand, trust me
if I mean or I will lead you in the right direction. I really
will. I want to help, So Laura Kane a d at Gmail is
our is our email. You can just go to Laura Kane after dark dot
com and find that or Laura Kane after Dark on Instagram DM me and I'd
be happy to talk to you because your only way to live. I'm a
good resource. Yes, you should start like a sober living thing. I
Claia is like my hero should we had on from the Doll Face Club.
Yeah, it's one of her cool assjacket all the time. I love it.
She what she has done at such a young age and opening up a
sober living for women in recovery is huge. And if that's something that I
eventually can do, I will because it's super important, especially two uh,
for women to be together and support each other. So but if you're you
know, I'm not gonna turn away a man. Sure men have problems too,
but no, no, I mean anyway, it's just I'm very grateful.
I live with a grateful heart every day and I just really it's the
only way to go. And you can. You can fix it. It's
fixable, you can be cured of it. Trust me, and I love
you and I love you. I love you, and happy birthday, Brian.
Laura staring at me when she's talking about alcoholism, like, she's like,
I know you're an alcoholic. She was what I want, She's like,
she was like talking about she do like locks on me. She's like,
you can overcome it, you can ask her half. I was like,
I'm not an alcoholic. First of all, No, keep the camera
on yourself because I want to say something, Brian, I love you.
Sorry, keep a straight face, say it back, say it back.
Come on, come on, I dare you. I dare you, Brian,
I love you. I really do love your podcast. Hearing another all
right, love your podcast. Wait, hold on, I've got something real
quick. Oh plus, we've still got time to kill. Okay, what
a lot of time. I am going to buy a new car this year.
Now I'm trying to decide what type of car I should buy. Currently,
I've got a Mustang. It's a great car. Love it. It's
a little early twenties for me, and I am coming to the end of
my early twenties, about to hit my mid twenties. That's so I need
a new car now. I'm not willing to go full commuter, but I
need some I need something a little sporty, but maybe with four doors?
So what do I get a jeep? O? I have a little more
self respect than that. Jeeps are so friggin fun, trust me. Okay,
no, they're the most fun cars are, right. Fine, you
still have your vices and that's cool. I do know about electric Yeah,
I do. I like them. Do we want luxury? Do we want
hybrid? Do we want electric? I want gas? You want gas all
the way? Gas? I want to hear the engine. So you want
like corvetteish? No Corvette? I said, a four door? Oh that's
that's right. That's more extremely than the Mustang. Well do we want do
we have a certain Do you want American car? Do we want to Here's
what I'm thinking right now? What what? What? Off the toime?
I'm thinking Subaru WRX. That's a rally car. It's a manual rally car.
It stick only all we'll drive. They're sporty, They're fine. Do
you really want to have a stick for I like driving stick no matter even
on surface streets when you're like bumper to bumper waiting for a light to get
green. All right, okay, satisfying, just clunking it. And I
can drive a stick too. Are you impressed? Because you were born in
the forties, they only made cars. You didn't have an option. So
what do you want? Like, are we VMW ing it or Mercedes ing
it or Lexus is No, I don't know what I'm just saying. So
you're like thinking about a super What about a Toyota? I know somebody that
can help you. No, I'm not a big Toyota fan. What about
except for the Super? But what about like the Kia or the Hyundai's or
that they have some really nice they have some really nice looking sporty looking for
the only Hyundai car that I like that's sporty is the Genesis. But that's
uh, that's a great car. Genesis is a cool car. That's only
a two door. Toyota has got the super Coach is cool? That's too
sporty and too expensive. What's your price range? I don't want to spend
more than like thirty five k okay okay, And that's right. That's Jeep
Wraankler territory. Yeah, so welcome to the club. You do the Jeep
way. You know what the jep wave is. Yeah, you just lift
like a finger and your mechanic bill is like now, when you lease it,
because you have no other option. Yeah, a symbol of class is
your sixth monthly close. Oh my god. But anyway, No, I
love my Jeep. I would highly recommend it has given me zero problems,
like none better knock on it makes you look lame than no problems. Knock
on wood. You know what I just want to say. I just want
you to know you're saying the rest of us have a certain preconceived notion of
who you are as a jeep driver. And what is that? What is
that best? Please explain because this is the first I've heard of this.
Go for it, especially with the the Wrangler jeepy jeep looking cars. They
are nice, they are luxurious, not okay, anyway, stuck up a
little bit stuck up? Really Yeah, Well, if you're driving like the
Willi or the or the or the Sahara, maybe there's like a Willy Sport,
it's like a or the orange one or me. I don't even have
runners on mine. I don't even have like the step up things, which
because you have like the the bolt you have, well you have like the
I want my car to look like I drive off road. I'm actually terrified
dirt looking car, you know, how easy it is to take apart my
car too. It's so fun. It's just really a fun It's like a
made of legos. It is you just like I snapping The thing. The
only Jeep I get is an actual World War two willie jeep. Those things
are super cool. Not whatever you have parked in your and that thing will
cost you a fortune in mechanic fees car as it has not because take it
back, jeeps are unreliable. Everyone knows that. No, they're not.
Brian, you don't know what the hell you're talking about. I've had two.
I've had I've been driving to Stay twice. Oh wow, okay,
hold on, oh ship, uh oh oh ship? Now, Eric,
what's your opinion? What's your opinion on jeep's Eric, honest, you've been
in my car a couple of times. I have two. Still don't like
it. I don't dislike it. I just would never get one. I
just wouldn't get one either. Fine, I think they're the worst. That
is not true, Brian, you don't know what the hell you're talking about.
I've not spent one dime in maintenance right because the dealership. No,
no, no, no, I haven't eve been back to the dealership had
it for Okay, how many miles are on it? Thirty two? Okay,
you're fine. Then wait till you get to forty. Oh shut up,
No, that's it's like land Rovers. Once the once the warranty is
up and they start to break, you can suck it so hard that it
hurts. That makes no sense. Good one? Good one? Is that
a good pert. You can suck a bag of Jeeps? Suck a bag
of Jeeps? You take it back. I love my Jeep and her name
is Skipper. Your jeep's a dude because it's balls, rag on the floor,
rolled your your I've always named every single one of my cars it's called
yeah, Skipper. And then I had Alexa. Alexa Alexis. Alexis was
the one before that, Alexis. No, it was a Jeep red.
And then I had Samantha was my first car, and that was a big
thick core. Uh uh not a Corvette. What's the other one that start?
Camaro? Camo hate hate America. I was in high school. What
are you gonna you had a bitchen Camaro. There's no such thing as a
bitch, and Camaro are stupid looking. I don't think there's one thing about
me, my life, my house, my looks, my life that Brian
approves of. What give me what I want? You know what? No,
you did drugs. That's heavy as hell, that's metal. Right now,
I want you to give me not one, but two honest to goodness
compliments and then we'll in the show. God, we're gonna be here all
the night, and they have to be they have to be genuine. They
have to be genuine, and you can't laugh. Come on, come on,
you can do it all right right. I like your energy, your
motivation to get ship done. That's hard. That's a hard skill to learn.
You just have it, m mine. You can do it. You
can do it. One more, one more. These hard with floors are
pretty cool in here. They look pretty good that you should be thanking me
for you. But he's the one that found the mold that caused this to
uh get causes to get new floors. I like this disco ball above my
head. Good job picking that out. I didn't pick it up, but
anyway I put it up. Thank you very much. Let me say,
what do you want me to say? Nice boobs, Laura? Thank you?
Okay, say that you just did. I didn't mean it whatever,
all right? In April, we have a comedian coming on, by the
way, thank you, and I love it. No, Ryan, you
can you know whatever car you get and WRX, how much is it to
ensure your jeep? Though? I have USAA, which is a great company,
and I pay like I don't know with with my car insurance and my
Renters insurance per month about a little less than one hundred dollars. Oh,
that's actually not bad, because I thank you. My insurance is gonna be
awful. I know, because you're young, you're buying some hot shit cars,
so whatever, that's not so much. I'm young. Insurance right now
is not that expensive anyway. This is let's talk what else? What other
boring things like looking through his email, I have a violin that I'm trying
to sell. It's really hard to sell violin. So if anyone wants to
buy a violin, it's pretty nice selling it for like fifteen hundred. It's
very nice violin. Anyone wants to buy a by what brand is? It
is? Made ninety eight? All right, full sized violin comes with a
John something bo diamis Laura Kane after dark, by the way, because I
spent way more than fifteen hundred bucks on it. We are going to have
a talent show and I am going to find you a keyboard and you will
be playing piano for us. I am not going to be a part of
the talent show. You are. No. Just wait, do you see
what I'm going to be doing. I need to learn in a first giant
He's gonna be washed this thing. Oh you do that? God, we've
done that before. The kind of got trouble for that, remember challenge.
That's like I'm going to put a condom on this banan out with my mouth,
well without the condom. Probably been there, Yeah, sorry, Brian,
been there, done that. That was my shirt simulize. You guys
went with all the bad ideas first. Oh God, the days on his
bed. We had help, we did, we did for the talent show.
I will summon a like a demon to haunt your house. Laura,
you already have no, I didn't. I'm going to actually drop Pentagram light
candles. Find an necronomical company. Oh my god. Freaked out by this
the other day and I forgot who it was. Somebody who came into my
house and was like a priest. No, I forgot, but they did
not like it. I'm like, no, it's part of the thing.
It's it's part of you don't understand. It's made a plastic. It means
a lot to the show. It was a fun things bro exactly exactly.
Yeah. So, by the way, Eric has stopped paying attention, so
that means we're going to end the show. I'm looking at I know what
you're looking for. St. Laurent I why what during the show? Because
I have this new connection In New York. There's twenty four hours in the
day, and one out of every seven days we require you to pay attention
for two hours. No, I know you guys. Anytime somebody starts talking
about cars or sports, he zones out. We don't talk about sports.
Thank god we talked about this. I'd be like this. I know we
barely could talk about the super Bowl talk about Taylor Swift. The Aeros tour
is coming on Disney tomorrow tomorrow. I'm watching. I don't want to see
that too. I would love to see that. I'm a swifty I didn't
know you were a swift ye. I like her. Put the chairs on
right now, Taylor Swift, I'm a swift ye. Yay. Yeay,
yay yay. Give her a lot of credit. Okay, good night,
love your podcast, all right, okay, love your podcast. Bye,
guys. See you next week on Monday. We'll be at seven o'clock on
Instagram, on YouTube. Love you, my sweet babies, Love you,
my sweet babies.