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He's such a good boy. Hello, Happy Thursday or Friday or Saturday or

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Sunday or mondayor Tuesday, Wednesday,
whenever day you're listening. No, I

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just thank you for listening. That's
what I meant to say. Whenever you're

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listening. That did not sound good? And is our water on my floor?

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And half was on? Anyway?
Talk about how many times last show

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that he knocked over his mic?
I can't, I can't right now.

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This is Laura Kane after Dark.
Thank you for turning into our podcast,

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whether you're watching it or listening to
it. This is my wonderful, sometimes

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difficult talent talent. This is the
talent Eric River. Hi, this is

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our producer, Brian. Did you
say him somewhat difficult? All right?

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Would? Yeah? I don't think
you should have said that. You should

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have said very often, thank you. I thought you were gonna like back

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them up. I know, Brian, how could you? Here's a corporate

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line if you complain about that?
I know, is there. Laura came

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out to Dark Cord and I won't
be able to leave a message, so

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I'm not going to give you a
just straight to the Cox customers. Well,

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she's been very she's been very bossy, so I know I haven't super

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bossy. Okay, coming up on
the show. You know, the neighborhood

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app if you have it, you
know it, and you know some of

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the things in your neighborhood. It
only focuses on where you live. So

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I thought we would do something called
the Not So Neighborly News because Brian lives

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in the East County in Alpine.
Eric lives centrally in the Mission Valley area.

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I live in Hillcrest, and the
differences between the neighborhoods, I'm hoping

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is really kind of funny because I'm
I'm thinking, what things that happen in

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Alpine are not things that happen in
Hillcrest. Things that happen in Mission Valley

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are not things that happen in al
I mean, it's gonna be so we'll

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do that Knobs for Mission Valley.
You got farmers in Alpine, then you

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got the gighborhood not even that,
just just even just wait, just wait.

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But first I want you to guess
who is the highest paid actor of

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this last year. Three? Yes, I saw it. I'm trying to

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remember. Now, Eric, do
you have a guess? I found this

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kind of shocking. Actually, yeah, actually because it wasn't like really shocking.

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Uh wait, before we get to
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to guess this is Chris Pratt,
right, I know he's not on the

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list of the top ten. I'm
gonna say it's the guy from I saw

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this list. I can't remember.
You will be sitting here for two hours

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before you get to this name.
I'm not even okay, I don't know.

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Okay, Well, who do you
think might be on the list.

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I would say maybe Bradley Cooper.
He's not on the top ten. No,

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so I'll give you I'll start with
ten. Denzel Washington still raking in

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the bucks. I don't even know
what he was in. Equalizer three just

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came out there you go. Twenty
four million he raked in in twenty twenty

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three. Ben Affleck is number nine. He was made thirty eight million off

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of his dunkin Donuts. Probably Tye, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Jason Statham forty

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one mili oh my, Jason Statham. Jennifer Aniston is still making big ass

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money forty two million dollars. That
show, Morning Show, Morning Show,

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Yeah, is so good. It's
so good. Have you seen the commercial

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with her and David Swimmer. Yes, it's kind of cute. It's cute,

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Tye, Matt Damon, Ryan Gosling
forty three million. Tom Cruise is

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number three with forty five million.
Margot Robbie fifty nine million dollars she made

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in twenty twenty three. Barbie,
I mean, and she's I don't know.

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Does she have sponsors? I don't
know, sponsorships, I don't know.

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I'm trying to remember. It's not
a tip of my tongue who it

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is. It was very unexpected,
though, And I watched his latest movie

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and I fell asleep. What is
it? Raking in seventy three million dollars

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in twenty twenty three. The highest
paid actor in Hollywood is Adam Sandler.

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What, yeah, that's right,
Adam said, Oh, come on,

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I hello. He just had a
really good movie come out, though,

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Spaceman. Spaceman. That was a
great movie. I watched it. Well,

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I fell asleep because I was actually
tired. But I've never hed on

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Netflix. Really good, actually amazing, but good? Is it a drama?

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Yes? I thought the last movie
he did was uncut gems like,

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No, this is brand This just
landed on Netflix. He's surprisingly good in

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it too, not as good as
Uncut Jams, but I need to see

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that. He is okay, but
he's really good in it. You know

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what else, he's good in his
funny people? Did you ever see that?

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With him and all the comics.
But it's actually a serious movie.

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I liked grown Ups. Oh,
funny People. I think it's called He's

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actually really good. He's actually a
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now, our new segment, The
Not So Neighborly News. We each have

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the neighborhood app on our phones and
a lot of times it's just lost dog

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found, dog found, cat need
a handyman. That's a lot of them,

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right, But then there's some other
one that, oh, man,

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are pretty funny. So I thought
we'd start with Brian, who lives in

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the Alpine area. I'm curious to
know what goes on in the neighborhood of

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Alpine. Yeah, shockingly boring.
I had. There's one I saw earlier.

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I can't remember now, but it
was they wanted to know if they

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could sue someone because they said they
were slandered on the app, that someone

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said something mean about them and they
wanted to see if they could sue them.

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So they made a follow up post
asking if they could they had any

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legal recourse about suing someone for slander
on the next door app. Wow,

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here's one. Though. So many
people have the wrong idea about opossums.

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We should protect them. They are
marsupials like kangaroos, they aren't carriers of

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the rabies virus. They're beneficial to
have around, and they just want to

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be left alone sadly. This is
info very very no. This is info

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very no, and their numbers are
plummeting because of it. Without them,

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dot dot dot not good. Implementing
thoughtfulness and slash or respect, even if

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it's once a day, can improve
quality of life for everyone. People and

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animals, wildlife especially alike and an
in parentheses ripple effect. Okay, this

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is perfect because I knew it would
be something about maybe an animal and alpine

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and possoms. Be nice to possums
everybody, or don't they're kind of mean

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sometimes. Oh my god, they're
scary when you have when you get close

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to one. I know now,
Cuye music. What goes on in the

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neighborhood where Eric resides called Mission Valley? Are you kidding me? My wife

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just went into the McDonald's. There
was no one to take her order,

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only a kiosk and no way to
pay with cash. We won't be going

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back to that location. I personally
don't care for that kind of fast food,

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but on occasion we get it there
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us. Guess they go there more
often than they thought if they know where

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all the other locations are. Guess
who would be getting our occasional business from

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now on. This is just one
more reason I hate fast food. I

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love it because I knew it would
kind of be snobby people. Now my

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neighborhood app and this is like very
very common made police report. But this

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is super creepy person sneaking into yard
until face to face with camera, they

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look more like professional bad doer than
any transient, very scary person creeping up

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sideyard. Please watch both videos to
see if you recognize this was too close

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for comfort. Wife does not want
to be home alone. Look at that

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crazy face. Oh that is Look
at that crazy face. If that looks

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like me? Rick, have you
been creeping around looking at people's ring lights,

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ring doorbells? Okay, Brian,
do you have another one we're gonna

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bring. There is someone here looking
for a ranch hand. Oh, proper

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ranch hand. And they even have
a bunk house for their their ranchers.

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Oh, the person who owns a
ranch is seventy two years young and done

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with it all looking and then they're
complaining that their last ranch hands. This

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is a whole paragraph. They posted
their last ranch hand stole all their weed

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whackers that they're they tired of.
Maybe they'll just sell their sell their ranch

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to the sand miners. No,
go find a ranch hand. Come on,

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Ryan, be a ranch hand.
Oh okay, maybe I will.

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Okay, now Mission Valley, Hey, neighbors, anyone know how long Adams

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Avenue is going to smell like tar? I heard they've been working on a

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roof for a while now. Now
Hill Christ questions just getting dumber. Around

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eleven am on Sunday, a man
wearing a COVID mask and gloves attempted to

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break into my home. It's worth
noting that he is seen often in the

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neighborhood and is often taking walks in
the area. Not sure if he's someone

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who lives in the neighborhood or if
he's houseless. Hair shaved top, long

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sleeve, sweat sweatshirt, dirt stains
on back, black sweatpants, white converse,

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wears COVID mask and gloves. I
have a feeling those are dirt stands

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on that I know. That's what
I was thinking. I'll read you another

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one that's kind of along the same
lines, well sort of, but this

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one package is stolen. This is
like literally my street. I work from

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home and witness this guy jump over
a locked gated complex and steal a package.

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He has a wagon and was walking
up and down the streets looking in

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cardboards at doorsteps. Unfortunately I couldn't
get a better photo. This happened on

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Monday at three. He walked down
Robinson with a red cart stealing packages.

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And you know these cameras, they
don't really they kind of get grainy photos,

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so it's not real great. But
this is just the tip of the

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iceberg my friends. All right,
Brian, do you have another one?

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Yeah? Someone says that five thousand
dollars worth of tools are stolen out of

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their truck while they were at the
Hemul casino. Oh no, my guess

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they actually just lost all their money
because they also started to GoFundMe to help

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them. Oh my god, help
them get their tools back. Oh geez?

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Oh no, all right, Mission
Valley, what's up? An airplane

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was just pulling a large banner in
the Mission Gorge Zion area. Does anybody

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know that it was advertising? Who
would take time? Who cares? God?

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Oh, I read too, because
they're short geez. Never a dull

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moment in this neighborhood. This is
why I don't ride the trolley anymore.

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People getting on with baseball bats and
straight up combat machetes. Oh, drugged

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up thief with a soul lord stole
my nephew's scooter. I did security at

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the DMV. A man was in
the parking lot with a machete. I

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reported it to the police and they
did nothing. You have to rely on

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yourself to watch your surroundings, so
be vigilant again in my neighborhood. Did

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anyone hear gunshots covered by a car
muffler in Little Italy? I heard those.

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Uh, also heard what I thought
were gunshots around eleven forty five,

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followed by a car speeding off.
And then, oh my god, a

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lot of these, a lot of
these, but naked dude laying face down

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in the dirt on Arizona Street.
Oh my god. My teenage cousins were

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visiting from Texas saw that and thought
it was so crazy. You know how

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many naked people are on my neighborhood. I was tired. All right,

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Brian, will have one more go
round. It's four forty am. The

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Sequan bus just hit telephone line.
Sorry, crossing light by Singing Hills Mortuary,

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going up the hill. I'm telling
you, the road is not a

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racetrack. Sequan drivers need to slow
down. I knew they'd be like that.

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That wasn't a Sequan driver. That
was Laura trying to get to the

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casino. I know. Yeah,
she had one hundred dollars in her purse

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that was burning a hole in it. I can't believe you went to Sequon.

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That is so far from you.
I love Sequan. It's my favorite

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far. It's not that it's actually
not all that far. It's not no,

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it's like the same distance as all
the other ones. Yeah, they're

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all far from you, I know, but I love it because what Sequan

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will you take? Like the nine
one five to the ninety four, then

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all the way up the back roads
whatever sire tells me to do. I

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know, I don't know where I
love. I'm always like it's wak and

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that's where Penny one nineteen hundred dollars
the first time she hit the slot machine,

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first time she pitched the button,
boo, yeah, oh my god,

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I love it. Okay, Mission
Valley neighborhood. So I've got two

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that are very similar. Does anyone
know where these birds came from or what

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kind of birds they are? I
was taking a nap when I was awoken

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by a really loud bird. This
is the second time they visited our backyard,

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and then they all flew away.
There were at least a dozen.

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And then there's this one, the
one that I, oh, you found

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today? Yeah, just before I
got here, Lord, today, I

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heard a terrible screeching and ran out
to see what was going on. I

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looked up and witnessed two crows in
flight chasing a small hawk. It screened

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for its life as the crows were
practically on top of it. They vanished

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behind some tall trees, and so
I don't know the result, but you

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can all guess who won. I
know, it's a matter of nature.

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It was nonetheless sad rip little hawk. Oh my god. Then there's my

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neighborhood. A heavy set mail threw
punches and threatened to grab a knife after

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parking blocking my driveway. Police were
called after the man said he would come

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and kill me and my girlfriend in
our sleep. Police issued citation and recommended

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restraining order. And then this one. Finally, anyone know what happened?

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By happy Head. You know what
happy head is? Yeah, it's no,

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they don't they do. No,
it's a chain. They're everywhere.

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It's a prostitution chain. Looks like
a stabbing and a gurney with a body

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covered up, lots of blood and
guts on the floor. No way.

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Sound is my neighborhood compared to your
neighborhood compared to your neighbor Why this place

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is awful? I love it here? Crime? Well, no, I

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just love the It's just it's an
interesting, fun place to live, like

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my life. Being in danger is
part of the fun. It's right.

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Well, well that's why I like
having a mail roommate. Let me just

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put it down. Apparently we're all
stuck up and in Mission Valley nothing to

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do. That is true, And
you y'all are rural out there complaining about

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bus is hitting. It's not that
rule, I know. It's it's really

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not just far away. It really
all right? So tell us about this

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product. Eric has a new product
he wants to tell us about. Anna

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show. Yes, and then I
have something to end this podcast with.

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What do you want to hear first? I want to hear about the product.

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Okay, So I've been looking at
getting an electric toothbrush. Oh my

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okay, this goes on the neighborhood. Okay, I'm sorry, all right.

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Why it's just the funniest basic I
don't know. He's like, I've

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got a great topic for the podcast. We're going to talk about my my

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hunt for when it's it happened after
I got it. That's funny. I

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discovered it can clean my toenails,
my butt, it works for everything.

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Well, you know, you're not
too far off there produce. Oh,

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here we go. So it's called
the Tao Tao and it looks like a

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spaceship. So you're most kids,
Yeah, you're well no, but you

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put the brush in upside down and
it literally will clean it. It protects,

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it cleans out all the bacteria,
any COVID related. It's really cool.

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And you got it on Amazon,
Yes, I got it. You

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can get it on the Tao website
as well. How was it expensive?

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It was about sixty bucks. Okay, so but that's a good thing.

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That's a good thing. And it
goes like forty something things. The brush,

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the toothbrush is amazing because it moves
in every different direction. That's neat.

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But here's the thing I tried it
for the first time that night when

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I got it, and I thought
my head was going to explode. I

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setting, oh my god, it
my whole head was shaking, water was

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spilling out of my mouth. Oh
my god, I thought, oh my

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god. It was crazy. Oh
are you keeping it? Yeah? I'm

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going to keep getting Did you just
put it on a lower level? Yes,

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because I'm sure they have different Yes? And does it have a timer

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on there? Right? It does
has a two minute timer like. But

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I was trying to spit and keep
it in conjunctions. It was a it

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was a hot mass. You know, you're supposed to cover your toothbrush in

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the bathroom because of pop particles.
I know me too. I sometimes nice.

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I keep my brush in a drawer. I don't leave it out for

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people to I don't know if that's
worse or not. I think it's probably

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better. I'm really bad about cleaning
my toothbrush though, so maybe I'll get

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one of those. I chill my
toothbrush like every two weeks. You just

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have like the cheap like disposable.
I found seven dollars electric, many different

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settings timer toothbrush on temus. It
works. Just count your oral it works

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great. It works great. I
know I need a new tooth. By

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the way, anyway, it doesn't
work that great. That was from my

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gummy bear obsession. I blew it. I freaking ruined my teeth, but

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I have Okay, no, it's
the show speaking of Temu, I do

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have something coming and I hate saying
Temo. I've we've been calling over team

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for so long. I thank you, thank you. What I'm not telling

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you what it is? You ordered
me something? Oh my god, I

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love I forget it when it shows
up. I hope forgot to bring it

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totally. So what's the show you're
watching? And then I have something to

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say and then we're gonna end this
thing. So I just watched it's a

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seven episodeisode like a mini series on
Netflix called super Sex. Okay, is

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it a reality? So it is
loosely based on the life of Italian porn

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star Roco Safreddi, my favorite celebrity
and he loves porn star stories and stuff,

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Oh my god, because they're fascinating. So this I have never seen

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in my life more nudity in it
anything, male frontal nudity, female everything,

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and ugh, you know a show
that I just finished, but it

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was good. That might be fun
to watch, just to like I like

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stuff to watch it kind of turn
my brain off. That might be good,

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but show that you don't want to
turn your brain off. That is

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haunting me still to this day.
Nicole Kidman stars in it. It's on

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Amazon Prime. It's called Expats.
Is it good as an ex patriot?

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I'm not even kidding it is.
She is, so yes. Well,

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she is an American living in Hong
Kong. Her husband is from there,

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has a really good job, so
she doesn't work. She has kids,

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she has servants and stuff that are
from there, and it kind of takes

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different angles, like the servants angles
and then her angle, and then something

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something happens, and oh my god, oh my god, oh my god,

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oh my god. There's only like
five episodes, and I'm so bummed

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because I want to keep watching it. It's so freaking good. Okay,

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Expats watch it now, now now, now, Okay, before we go,

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I just want to say that.
And I haven't gotten my token yet,

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which is kind of weird because usually
on March seventh was my seventeenth sober

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birthday. And I'm not saying that
to say, like, oh my god,

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I'm so freaking cool because it's been
not the easiest road, but it's

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the only way to go because that
even comes before my children. And I

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know that sound wrong in all sorts
of ways, but look, if there's

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not sobriety here at the top,
then kids suffer, work suffers, friends

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suffer, everything suffers. That has
to be first. So I mean,

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I haven't been really good about going
to meetings lately, but I am going

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to start up again. But that's
really helped me. And I just want

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you to know that if I was
a mom with two very young kids abusing

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drugs and alcohol on the down low, secretly screaming from the inside for help,

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not knowing what to do, I'm
not the only one. So I

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want you to know that if you
are suffering, or if you feel like

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you want to reach out to somebody
and you're scared. I was so scared.

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I was so scared to admit to
anybody what I had been doing,

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that I was even an alcoholic.
It was hard for me to even admit

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that. M ME message me,
I will hold your hand, trust me

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if I mean or I will lead
you in the right direction. I really

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will. I want to help,
So Laura Kane a d at Gmail is

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our is our email. You can
just go to Laura Kane after dark dot

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com and find that or Laura Kane
after Dark on Instagram DM me and I'd

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be happy to talk to you because
your only way to live. I'm a

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good resource. Yes, you should
start like a sober living thing. I

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Claia is like my hero should we
had on from the Doll Face Club.

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Yeah, it's one of her cool
assjacket all the time. I love it.

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She what she has done at such
a young age and opening up a

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sober living for women in recovery is
huge. And if that's something that I

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eventually can do, I will because
it's super important, especially two uh,

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for women to be together and support
each other. So but if you're you

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know, I'm not gonna turn away
a man. Sure men have problems too,

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but no, no, I mean
anyway, it's just I'm very grateful.

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I live with a grateful heart every
day and I just really it's the

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only way to go. And you
can. You can fix it. It's

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fixable, you can be cured of
it. Trust me, and I love

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you and I love you. I
love you, and happy birthday, Brian.

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Laura staring at me when she's talking
about alcoholism, like, she's like,

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I know you're an alcoholic. She
was what I want, She's like,

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she was like talking about she do
like locks on me. She's like,

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you can overcome it, you can
ask her half. I was like,

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I'm not an alcoholic. First of
all, No, keep the camera

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on yourself because I want to say
something, Brian, I love you.

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Sorry, keep a straight face,
say it back, say it back.

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Come on, come on, I
dare you. I dare you, Brian,

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I love you. I really do
love your podcast. Hearing another all

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right, love your podcast. Wait, hold on, I've got something real

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quick. Oh plus, we've still
got time to kill. Okay, what

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a lot of time. I am
going to buy a new car this year.

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Now I'm trying to decide what type
of car I should buy. Currently,

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I've got a Mustang. It's a
great car. Love it. It's

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a little early twenties for me,
and I am coming to the end of

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my early twenties, about to hit
my mid twenties. That's so I need

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a new car now. I'm not
willing to go full commuter, but I

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need some I need something a little
sporty, but maybe with four doors?

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So what do I get a jeep? O? I have a little more

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self respect than that. Jeeps are
so friggin fun, trust me. Okay,

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no, they're the most fun cars
are, right. Fine, you

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still have your vices and that's cool. I do know about electric Yeah,

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I do. I like them.
Do we want luxury? Do we want

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hybrid? Do we want electric?
I want gas? You want gas all

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the way? Gas? I want
to hear the engine. So you want

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like corvetteish? No Corvette? I
said, a four door? Oh that's

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that's right. That's more extremely than
the Mustang. Well do we want do

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we have a certain Do you want
American car? Do we want to Here's

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what I'm thinking right now? What
what? What? Off the toime?

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I'm thinking Subaru WRX. That's a
rally car. It's a manual rally car.

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It stick only all we'll drive.
They're sporty, They're fine. Do

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you really want to have a stick
for I like driving stick no matter even

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on surface streets when you're like bumper
to bumper waiting for a light to get

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green. All right, okay,
satisfying, just clunking it. And I

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can drive a stick too. Are
you impressed? Because you were born in

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the forties, they only made cars. You didn't have an option. So

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what do you want? Like,
are we VMW ing it or Mercedes ing

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it or Lexus is No, I
don't know what I'm just saying. So

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you're like thinking about a super What
about a Toyota? I know somebody that

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can help you. No, I'm
not a big Toyota fan. What about

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except for the Super? But what
about like the Kia or the Hyundai's or

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that they have some really nice they
have some really nice looking sporty looking for

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the only Hyundai car that I like
that's sporty is the Genesis. But that's

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uh, that's a great car.
Genesis is a cool car. That's only

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a two door. Toyota has got
the super Coach is cool? That's too

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sporty and too expensive. What's your
price range? I don't want to spend

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more than like thirty five k okay
okay, And that's right. That's Jeep

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Wraankler territory. Yeah, so welcome
to the club. You do the Jeep

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way. You know what the jep
wave is. Yeah, you just lift

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like a finger and your mechanic bill
is like now, when you lease it,

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because you have no other option.
Yeah, a symbol of class is

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your sixth monthly close. Oh my
god. But anyway, No, I

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love my Jeep. I would highly
recommend it has given me zero problems,

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like none better knock on it makes
you look lame than no problems. Knock

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on wood. You know what I
just want to say. I just want

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you to know you're saying the rest
of us have a certain preconceived notion of

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who you are as a jeep driver. And what is that? What is

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that best? Please explain because this
is the first I've heard of this.

406
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Go for it, especially with the
the Wrangler jeepy jeep looking cars. They

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are nice, they are luxurious,
not okay, anyway, stuck up a

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little bit stuck up? Really Yeah, Well, if you're driving like the

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Willi or the or the or the
Sahara, maybe there's like a Willy Sport,

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it's like a or the orange one
or me. I don't even have

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runners on mine. I don't even
have like the step up things, which

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because you have like the the bolt
you have, well you have like the

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I want my car to look like
I drive off road. I'm actually terrified

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dirt looking car, you know,
how easy it is to take apart my

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car too. It's so fun.
It's just really a fun It's like a

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made of legos. It is you
just like I snapping The thing. The

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only Jeep I get is an actual
World War two willie jeep. Those things

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are super cool. Not whatever you
have parked in your and that thing will

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cost you a fortune in mechanic fees
car as it has not because take it

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back, jeeps are unreliable. Everyone
knows that. No, they're not.

421
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Brian, you don't know what the
hell you're talking about. I've had two.

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I've had I've been driving to Stay
twice. Oh wow, okay,

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hold on, oh ship, uh
oh oh ship? Now, Eric,

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what's your opinion? What's your opinion
on jeep's Eric, honest, you've been

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in my car a couple of times. I have two. Still don't like

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it. I don't dislike it.
I just would never get one. I

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just wouldn't get one either. Fine, I think they're the worst. That

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is not true, Brian, you
don't know what the hell you're talking about.

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I've not spent one dime in maintenance
right because the dealership. No,

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no, no, no, I
haven't eve been back to the dealership had

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it for Okay, how many miles
are on it? Thirty two? Okay,

432
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you're fine. Then wait till you
get to forty. Oh shut up,

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No, that's it's like land Rovers. Once the once the warranty is

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up and they start to break,
you can suck it so hard that it

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hurts. That makes no sense.
Good one? Good one? Is that

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a good pert. You can suck
a bag of Jeeps? Suck a bag

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of Jeeps? You take it back. I love my Jeep and her name

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is Skipper. Your jeep's a dude
because it's balls, rag on the floor,

439
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rolled your your I've always named every
single one of my cars it's called

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yeah, Skipper. And then I
had Alexa. Alexa Alexis. Alexis was

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the one before that, Alexis.
No, it was a Jeep red.

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And then I had Samantha was my
first car, and that was a big

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thick core. Uh uh not a
Corvette. What's the other one that start?

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Camaro? Camo hate hate America.
I was in high school. What

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are you gonna you had a bitchen
Camaro. There's no such thing as a

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bitch, and Camaro are stupid looking. I don't think there's one thing about

447
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me, my life, my house, my looks, my life that Brian

448
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approves of. What give me what
I want? You know what? No,

449
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you did drugs. That's heavy as
hell, that's metal. Right now,

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I want you to give me not
one, but two honest to goodness

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00:35:00.840 --> 00:35:06.000
compliments and then we'll in the show. God, we're gonna be here all

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the night, and they have to
be they have to be genuine. They

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have to be genuine, and you
can't laugh. Come on, come on,

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00:35:13.559 --> 00:35:17.199
you can do it all right right. I like your energy, your

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motivation to get ship done. That's
hard. That's a hard skill to learn.

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You just have it, m mine. You can do it. You

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can do it. One more,
one more. These hard with floors are

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pretty cool in here. They look
pretty good that you should be thanking me

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for you. But he's the one
that found the mold that caused this to

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uh get causes to get new floors. I like this disco ball above my

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head. Good job picking that out. I didn't pick it up, but

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00:35:47.679 --> 00:35:51.159
anyway I put it up. Thank
you very much. Let me say,

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00:35:51.159 --> 00:35:52.800
what do you want me to say? Nice boobs, Laura? Thank you?

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00:35:53.000 --> 00:35:59.760
Okay, say that you just did. I didn't mean it whatever,

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all right? In April, we
have a comedian coming on, by the

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00:36:05.679 --> 00:36:08.360
way, thank you, and I
love it. No, Ryan, you

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00:36:08.360 --> 00:36:15.519
can you know whatever car you get
and WRX, how much is it to

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00:36:15.639 --> 00:36:21.360
ensure your jeep? Though? I
have USAA, which is a great company,

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and I pay like I don't know
with with my car insurance and my

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Renters insurance per month about a little
less than one hundred dollars. Oh,

471
00:36:31.719 --> 00:36:35.360
that's actually not bad, because I
thank you. My insurance is gonna be

472
00:36:35.360 --> 00:36:38.000
awful. I know, because you're
young, you're buying some hot shit cars,

473
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so whatever, that's not so much. I'm young. Insurance right now

474
00:36:40.400 --> 00:36:45.840
is not that expensive anyway. This
is let's talk what else? What other

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boring things like looking through his email, I have a violin that I'm trying

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to sell. It's really hard to
sell violin. So if anyone wants to

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00:36:54.079 --> 00:36:58.079
buy a violin, it's pretty nice
selling it for like fifteen hundred. It's

478
00:36:58.199 --> 00:37:01.039
very nice violin. Anyone wants to
buy a by what brand is? It

479
00:37:02.239 --> 00:37:05.840
is? Made ninety eight? All
right, full sized violin comes with a

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John something bo diamis Laura Kane after
dark, by the way, because I

481
00:37:08.960 --> 00:37:13.280
spent way more than fifteen hundred bucks
on it. We are going to have

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00:37:13.320 --> 00:37:15.559
a talent show and I am going
to find you a keyboard and you will

483
00:37:15.559 --> 00:37:19.639
be playing piano for us. I
am not going to be a part of

484
00:37:19.679 --> 00:37:22.800
the talent show. You are.
No. Just wait, do you see

485
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what I'm going to be doing.
I need to learn in a first giant

486
00:37:24.760 --> 00:37:30.599
He's gonna be washed this thing.
Oh you do that? God, we've

487
00:37:30.639 --> 00:37:34.159
done that before. The kind of
got trouble for that, remember challenge.

488
00:37:34.239 --> 00:37:36.960
That's like I'm going to put a
condom on this banan out with my mouth,

489
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well without the condom. Probably been
there, Yeah, sorry, Brian,

490
00:37:44.880 --> 00:37:46.440
been there, done that. That
was my shirt simulize. You guys

491
00:37:46.480 --> 00:37:51.760
went with all the bad ideas first. Oh God, the days on his

492
00:37:51.880 --> 00:37:58.239
bed. We had help, we
did, we did for the talent show.

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I will summon a like a demon
to haunt your house. Laura,

494
00:38:01.119 --> 00:38:05.679
you already have no, I didn't. I'm going to actually drop Pentagram light

495
00:38:05.760 --> 00:38:08.400
candles. Find an necronomical company.
Oh my god. Freaked out by this

496
00:38:08.440 --> 00:38:12.239
the other day and I forgot who
it was. Somebody who came into my

497
00:38:12.280 --> 00:38:16.639
house and was like a priest.
No, I forgot, but they did

498
00:38:16.679 --> 00:38:19.960
not like it. I'm like,
no, it's part of the thing.

499
00:38:20.079 --> 00:38:23.519
It's it's part of you don't understand. It's made a plastic. It means

500
00:38:23.519 --> 00:38:29.119
a lot to the show. It
was a fun things bro exactly exactly.

501
00:38:29.800 --> 00:38:32.079
Yeah. So, by the way, Eric has stopped paying attention, so

502
00:38:32.119 --> 00:38:36.559
that means we're going to end the
show. I'm looking at I know what

503
00:38:36.599 --> 00:38:39.840
you're looking for. St. Laurent
I why what during the show? Because

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00:38:39.840 --> 00:38:44.000
I have this new connection In New
York. There's twenty four hours in the

505
00:38:44.079 --> 00:38:46.480
day, and one out of every
seven days we require you to pay attention

506
00:38:46.519 --> 00:38:51.599
for two hours. No, I
know you guys. Anytime somebody starts talking

507
00:38:51.599 --> 00:38:54.559
about cars or sports, he zones
out. We don't talk about sports.

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Thank god we talked about this.
I'd be like this. I know we

509
00:39:00.880 --> 00:39:05.480
barely could talk about the super Bowl
talk about Taylor Swift. The Aeros tour

510
00:39:05.639 --> 00:39:09.320
is coming on Disney tomorrow tomorrow.
I'm watching. I don't want to see

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00:39:09.320 --> 00:39:12.519
that too. I would love to
see that. I'm a swifty I didn't

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00:39:12.519 --> 00:39:15.920
know you were a swift ye.
I like her. Put the chairs on

513
00:39:16.239 --> 00:39:21.639
right now, Taylor Swift, I'm
a swift ye. Yay. Yeay,

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00:39:21.719 --> 00:39:25.440
yay yay. Give her a lot
of credit. Okay, good night,

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00:39:25.480 --> 00:39:30.920
love your podcast, all right,
okay, love your podcast. Bye,

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00:39:30.920 --> 00:39:34.320
guys. See you next week on
Monday. We'll be at seven o'clock on

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Instagram, on YouTube. Love you, my sweet babies, Love you,

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my sweet babies.

