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back art lovers to Midnight Viewing The
Night Gallery podcast, where we discussed Night

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Gallery Rod Serlings. Follow up to
the Twilight Zone, I'm father alone in

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here with me in the Gallery are
Dreams for Sale? The Twilight Zone eighty

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five podcasts. Mike white. Are
you the Messiah? Oh? I am

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also joining us is Dreams for Sale. The Twilight Zone eighty five's Chris Stashuho

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may have heard of these things before. They're called ghettos. Listen. This

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is season two, episode thirteen.
Were This aired originally on December the fifteenth,

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nineteen seventy one. The episode is
split into two segments. Those are

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The Messiah on Mott Street and The
Painted Mirror. Of course, you're all

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here by invitation, but don't let
it disturb you if these paintings per se

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don't happen to be you a thing. These are rather special paintings, the

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kind of hanging generally put up with
a noose. This painting, for example,

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is of a rather special world.
What has become perpetuated in the language

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as the ghetto, that dismal realm
of push kites and poverty, where hopes

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are stamped down like dirty shoes on
snow. Death is a commonplace visitor to

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these somber alleys, but occasionally someone
else visits. Our painting is called The

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Messiah on Mott Street. And this
place, should you not already know it,

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is the Night Gallery. Although I
we're in for a rod Sterling kind

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of an evening. The Messiah on
Mott Street is written by Rod Sterling and

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directed by Don Taylor. He is
a returning director to Night Gallery. Guys.

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You know the other episode he directed, They're tearing down Tim Riley's Bar.

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This one starts. This is the
moment I wish I had the soundboard

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for He's a jolly Goodfellow, because
really, I mean literally the only thing

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missing from Wow, you know what? You're right? This one stars Edward

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G. Robinson, the original Little
Caesar, yathat Koto, Tony Roberts,

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and Joseph Ruskin as a fanatic.
He was the man in the bottle in

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the original Twilight Zone. He was
a genie in that he was so goddamn

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scary. This one's a period peace
set in the nineteen twenties. Oh no,

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wait, this is contemporary. This
is a contemporary tale of a young

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boy looking for the Messiah on the
streets of New York to help his ailing

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grandfather. What do you think of
this one, Mike? Was that a

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mistake that it's nineteen twenties? No, it's contemporary because I couldn't tell what

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the hell year this was, What
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it does feel like it feels like
Grandpa's apartment building is from a whole

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other era as well as a lot
of the people out on the street.

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But not everybody, because nobody seems
to have any sort of issues with this

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little kid just going out and bringing
the off at Koto home. It just

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seems a little weird that there's a
there's a black guy in the living room.

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Are you aware of this? It
takes so long for the kid to

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find the Messiah, like just like
for him to leave the apartment. There's

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just so much of all of the
stuff. And yeah, I did not

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mind this episode at all. In
fact, it felt like there was a

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lot more to it that had I
read this as a story or even a

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novella, that I would have picked
up a lot more. It just felt

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very literary with the its construction.
I was really happy to see Tony Roberts

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show up in this. I mostly
know him. We talked a little bit

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about Woody Allen recently. I mostly
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like Annie Hall and played against CM
I mean, especially Annie Hall.

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So I was very happy to see
him. But he feels very nineteen seventy

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two seventy three, and yeff At
Koto feels very nineteen seventy two seventy three,

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and then the rest of the story
feels like it is in the nineteen

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twenties or thirties. I was waiting
for Tony Roberts to ask Edward G.

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Robinson if Jew eat Jew? Did
you eat? I distinctly heard him call

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me a Jew. I do not
understand what in God's name the point?

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Excuse me, what in yef At
Koto's name is going on here? Uh?

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Was this segment forty minutes, and
somehow Rod Serling went into the tartus

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with it and added another forty I've
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so, I'm not so. I
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correct like it. It's fucking insane. I cannot believe that somebody thought that

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anybody would be compelled by this.
I think we all know the story that

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they're getting at and the message that
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out, but wrong way to go. I mean, if if Camera Obscura

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was a little long, if the
last episode had some segments that were a

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little long, Holy shit, this
is like, this is just This is

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probably the worst segment I've seen on
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feeling double what it actually is.
It is a sensitive take on the Jewish

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experience centered around Christmas time. Way
to go, Rod, I don't know

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who Santa is. Wow. This
segment is worse to me in every way

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than Tim Riley's bar except for the
aforementioned lack of for He's a jolly good

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fellow. But you know why because
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this is thanks to the adorable subplot
of grandson Mikey wandering the streets alone to

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find the Messiah. By the way, when he's not doing that incredibly dangerous

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thing, Evidently this tiny, tiny
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Is he taking himself to school as
well? Is he doing the grocery

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shopping? That's what I'm getting out
of it. Why is Tony Roberts not

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intervening? By the way Tony Roberts
I think of him, I always think

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I'd taken a pellem one two three, just trying to make that a mayor

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get out of bed and come deal
with the subway situation. This episode,

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I get where he's coming from.
It's yet an other the downtrodden man.

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We also get this really false happy
ending where the check from his long lost

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brother arrives and everything's going to be
okay. And you know what, Yafakoto.

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He might have been the Messiah,
but he might have just been the

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mailman. You know, it's a
bit ambiguous because we know most mailman are

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delivering packages at fucking one o'clock on
the morning on Christmas. Thank you,

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thank you, thank you. This
whole thing where they had to make sure

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to point out the clock and that
it was just about midnight, and then

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everything else basically contradicting that it was
anywhere near midnight, and especially that the

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kid was just outside and it was
daylight and now it's pitch black and midnight

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and I'm like, what is going
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Day for another and the back lot. What a combination. I was

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so confused. I just I felt
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for a minute and like missed it. It's what a chill. Let's just

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put it that way. As if
as if thirty six minutes wasn't enough,

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you needed to have a time jump
inside of your segment a couple hour time

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jump like it, and and the
story that they're telling is not that interesting.

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It's just we've seen these, we've
Wasn't there a Twilight Zone eighty five

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thing where the guy was Santa Clause
and it was the drunk guy was Santa

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Like this is that has that same
just like Saccharin, which was a remake

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of a segment from the original Twilight
Zone. Right of them, this seems

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feels like that same Saccharin bullshit,
That's what this is. Just so like,

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this is not a night Gallery segment. This is a Twilight Zone segment

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hat in hand, poor man bullshit. Constantly having him having Edward g.

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Robinson think he's like facing the Angel
of Death for two seconds does not equal

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a horror tale. This is a
tale, fantasy and it has no place.

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I don't care if this is there
Chris episode, and it is because

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it's they aired on December the fifteenth, but I don't care if it is

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their Christmas episode. I mean,
they do point out that Jewish children do

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not know who Santa Claus is per
Rod Sterling. It's like we're fucking the

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know, Like that's not how that
works at all, it's not how that

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works at all, Rod, And
we know that, and you know that.

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I just get it's so masturbatory at
this point with Rod Serling like,

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just like I need forty minutes of
this fifty minute show to tell this story.

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You know what, whatever, Rod, Fine, Fine, Sure,

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we'll go and shoot our segment with
Jabor whatever. Rod. It's just at

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some point it's like when is enough
too much? And where it's like thirty

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minutes is a little much for this
show, frankly, But it's good to

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see Afadkoto. Yeah. I mean, he's got like three lines, but

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the man is walking gravity and just
that the last interaction between him and Tony

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Roberts is pretty good. It doesn't
redeem anything. It's just good to see

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great actors doing work. We all
of us have a kind of fascination for

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mirrors. There's a most appealing mystery
to what is on the other side of

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a looking glass, and occasionally we
turn into Alice. Our last selection denies

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Gallery a very special looking glass,
and it's called the Painted Mirror, all

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right. Our next segment is called
the Painted Mirror. This one was written

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by Jeane Kearney based on a short
story by Donald Wandre. He's one of

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a Lovecraft's circle of writing friends.
This one was also directed by Jene Kearney,

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starring at Jean Jaugabar, Arthur O'Connell, and Rosemary to Camp. She

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was in Thirteen Ghosts. This is
the story of a thrift store handyman at

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war with his garish proprietor who discovers
an ancient world behind a mirror glass.

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And that ancient world has a distinct
high school stage quality. Let's think of

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this one, Chris, We're going
to say, backdrop at sears quality.

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It be that grish. It blows
my mind that in nineteen seventy one Jajagabar

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was fifty four. Wowe sprightly here
considering what we all kind of remember her

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as me, that's I was gonna
say. The last time we saw well,

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and the last time we saw Ja
Jagabar speaking of police officers, was

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in the opening segment of Naked Gun
two three. Yeah, where she goes

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and smacks the top of Dreben's car. And that's, you know what,

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like fifteen years after this, So
I have no frame of reference for Ja

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Jagabar and what makes her famous?
I mean I know what makes her famous

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now, but I was not.
You know, I don't think that was

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the way before my time. So
I get her stick in this episode,

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and she plays that stick perfectly.
If she's essentially the Paris Hilton of the

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sixties and seventies, which is I
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a social life or socialite adjacent person, what have you? Fine,

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I get it then, and I
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know, not to say that the
last segment needed more time, but maybe

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this segment needed less time. But
I think the segment still kind of works.

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How about you, Mike, Yeah, I mean it's pretty simple gag.

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But and I don't necessarily get all
of the chemistry between Ja in the

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old shop owner, Like I know
what she's supposed to be, but like

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just the way that she's picking on
him seems very odd and like had she

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had him more under her thumb and
really made it like a dire thing as

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opposed to, you know, she
buys him out. You know, she's

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just like, here's all the money
that you need to get out of here.

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And I was just like, okay, well that sounds good to me.

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Maybe I'm just of that age you
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gonna buy me? Okay, cool, that's great. You know, he

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doesn't seem like he should be that
hard up after it. But what I

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like, had she been a little
meaner, I would have liked this more.

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But I do like this whole thing
of that horrible dog just yipping all

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the time and then it going into
the mirror, and I was just so

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happy when it did because I was
like, oh, well, I know

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what this means. But when we
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it's high comedy. I mean it
is this is like like this is the

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kind of thing like I could see
in Alex Winter, like cutting to some

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of these effects on like an idiot
TV and then acting really scared because it's

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that level of like parody kind of
thing with these just nasty b roll,

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you know, dinosaur shots that just
they might as well just have taken like

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a gecko and pasted like a horn
on his head or something. It was

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just so bad but so funny at
the same time. Literally what they did

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in that second shot it's a komodo
drag again with a triceratops crown. That's

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all it is. And it's like
it's like barely glued to it, because

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when you see it move, it
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bit, as they would say,
it's not affixed with the best spirit gum.

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Yeah, if the prosthetic slathered lizards
won't get you, the creature from

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the Black Lagoons arms will. Hey, he's finally being represented in this show.

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He's the only universal monster that hasn't
shown up. Now he has and

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ri ip Rico Browning not to date
this episode, but he just died.

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The original creature from the Black Lagoon. Also, this segment and the Pickman's

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Model segment, those are actually molded. Those arms we see are molded from

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the creature from the Black Lagoons original
molds, and the legs on the Pickman's

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Model creature were also molded from the
original creature of the Black Lagoon. So

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I guess that's why it looks that
way. The creature is, you know,

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making uncredited cameo appearances here at night
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jacobors so goddamn into that location?
Like it was a slum, like and

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there's all the look the story's like
supposed to be some sort of terrible but

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old ways versus new in some sort
of way, like with the you know,

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the old handyman and he's being pushed
out and whatever. But like all

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the construction that was going on outside
was that supposed to clue us in.

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That's like they were going to revitalize
that neighborhood and that's why she wanted the

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location. Wouldn't it have made more
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and he's having this affair with this
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I love a tale where you know, you doorway opens up, So I

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was kind of excited when when it
started until he scraped it away and we

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saw what it was, because oh
my god. Like also Rosemary to Camp

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his love interest in it when gives
him the mirror and says, never could

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understand how mirrors works. If that's
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to some sort of weird prehistoric other
universe. And boy, isn't everyone so

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blase about this portal, including Jean
Jagabar, who walks up to it,

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is like, I can use the
frame, but the picture is terrible.

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It's like you can see the smoke
moving of like the the fog, and

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can you maybe hear the lizards screaming
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into it. Everyone is just so
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occurred in front of them. By
the way, Poolky, that's what we're

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hearing. Oh boy. Now I
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this one needs to be called out
because there are two shots of dinosaurs culled

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from other films. There is the
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there is what is a brontosaurus that
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the camera and makes this noise that
is the greatest noise of all time.

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You slow it down and maybe repeat
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Yeah, to me, it sounded
scooby Doo like, I mean, yeah,

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that's not a soundboard posts I mean, what is that? What is

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that noise? It's the sound of
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what is the name of that sound
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just pointing it out because it was
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to found it. What it sounds
to me like, Uh, if I

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were to name it, it would
be sound engineer is tired, because it's

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like we need something here, Just
give me the microphone. There we go

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like like startled the wind. Never
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I saw a car with no wheels, she'd be like, I just don't

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understand how cars work. Yeah,
well the mirrors painted and the car has

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no wheels. When the just the
right the writing sometimes on the show is

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just really good on complete display here. As a former Los Angeles resident,

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I just want to say, the
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shot of the four oh five man. The four h five has always been

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a parking lot. Jesus Christ.
I thought it was bad when I was

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there. Apparently has never stopped being
bad anyway. Is this not just a

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blackout sketch that's like five minutes too
long? All we needed was harried man,

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horrible woman proprietor like bearing down on
him. Here's a mirror, he's

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get to work on that mirror.
We gotta get out. Oh pushes the

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rain. By the way, the
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I was actually expecting when they screaped
the mirror way it would just be a

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mustachio. George went, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, That's

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why I always just thinking. He's
like, I don't like this. This

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is such a gimmick that's been used
a bunch of times, like the mirror

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that has something on the other side, and you know it's I don't know,

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it's fun, right, Yeah,
But the moral of the story is

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it's okay to kill your partner.
Just a bad person deserves to die.

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Okay, my moral judgment has been
made. All right, We're going to

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play a preview for our next episode. We'll be right back to wrap item

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number one over there. It could
be a gentleman sitting in an electric chair,

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but it isn't what it depicts.
Isn't a sense a method of execution

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that we humans reserve for other humans
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You're about to look under that hood
and meet firsthand one of the different ones.

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Tonight's first excursion into the realm of
the unusual. Jealousy is what we

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normally paint grave and jealousy provides the
spring point of this particular painting. It

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offers up the bottom line of what
can happen to human beings when trust is

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wiped out by suspicion. At this
point, it ceases to be just a

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kind of titillating tale of human comedy. It becomes what it is, a

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horror story. Our painting is called
Tell David id number three in the night

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Gallery, you'll probably recognize as quaint
figurine, the dead eyes, the son

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lips, a kind of thing that
usually in fast nightmares, and that happens

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to be precisely what it is,
a nightmare of the first order. It's

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titled Lagoda's Heads. That's right on
the next midnight viewing we'll be taking a

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look at season two, episode fourteen. That's broken into three segments, the

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different ones Tell David dot dot dot
and the Lagoda's Heads. One of those

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is about British colonials in Africa.
Will it be Racist? You'll have to

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tune in to find out. And
until then, where can people find you?

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Mike White? You can find me
over at the Projection Booth podcast,

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which is available at Projection boothpodcast dot
com, as well as Weirdingwaymedia dot com,

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where you can also hear me on
a few other shows, including Ranking

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on Bass and the Life and Times
of Captain Barney Miller. Hey, I'll

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go. You can check out Weirdingway
Media for Chris's stuff like Cranking on Ass

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podcast the one time Mike, you
had one opportunity to not do it and

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it was too much. Ranking on
Bass Well, you can find me on

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the internet at Weirdingwaymedia dot com.
Like like Mike mentioned, that's where you

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can find my movie podcast, the
Culture Cast, and so many other shows

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that Mike and I have worked on, like the Cold Check Tapes, Dreams

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for Sale and let's mention a random
show Twisting and on Cork. Those ladies

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are pretty funny and you should go
listen to them and find out how funny

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you think they are. What about
you, Father Malone? Where can people

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find you? You can find me
at Weirdingwaymedia dot com. Here my show

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Noise Junkies I do with HP and
Mando, Heather's Heather Drain it's a music

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podcast. Or Dark Destinations it's a
half hour radio drama right and Produce,

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or you know, if you want
to check out my visual stuff, over

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to fallowmlone dot com. So fallowmlone
dot com or Weirdingwaymedia dot com. Go

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to all of those places. Thank
you all for joining us here at midnight

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viewing. The gallery is now closed.

