And we're back. So let's start with that news right there before we get
to the trailers, and I'll just combine them for you. Uh. We
got Gareth Edwards, director of Rogue One, the creator and that Godzilla it
just was called Godzell, right, they don't have Adze, just Godzill okay.
Uh. He is now directing Jurassic World whatever. We don't really have
a title for this, but Durstic something. Uh. And that still supposedly
has the date. And then also The Ballerina has been delayed out of this
year. Speaking of people losing movies, kirkln Patzer, you've also lost a
movie this week in The Ballerina. Supposedly they are David uh or stat Heelski's
gonna go in and shoot some additional scenes. To me, what reads is
the action is not good enough in my opinion, if you're getting the John
Wick guy to come in and shoot some stuff. I don't know. I'm
just reading into that of saying you have a different director and the director of
the Jonic movies is coming in and being like, oh, I'm just gonna
shoot some stuff here, So what hold the camera? Yeah, very much.
What happened with Garrett Edwards and Rogue and te where someone just came to
like, ah, like, yeah, we're just gonna shoot some stuff and
you can just hang out. But what do you think about those two?
Also, sorry, I'm not sure if anyone's a Crow fan, but the
Crow has taken the Ballerina slot. That's starting Bill Scar's Guard and that's a
reboot of a proper popular cult film. So well, with Ballerina shifting,
I feel like the competition is getting much more heated down our draft. But
that's a shame that they're kind of like nudging that over doing some more circle
back, circle back, you why why do you feel that we're only a
month in and we barely have any movies? Why do you think it's heated
up because there's two delays for doing a Kirkland. I mean, that's that's
money in the bank right there that they're not going to be getting. That's
that can That could be the difference that cooling down for me. Yeah,
So I think it's it's not the yeah, doing next week Kirkland, you
gotta do next week. I was looking forward to Ballerina. Well, I
haven't seen the show that they did the John Wick series yet eventually I'll get
around to it because I'm I'm curious. But yeah, the them doing reshoots
for the Ballerina, that's I mean, you gotta do what you gotta do
to make a good movie. Yeah. So now it's next summer, I
think it sometimes so mm hmmm hmm. Yeah, that's quite a ways away,
at least a year. Then over a year now if it's next summer,
Wow, calendar man, what do you think about Tarantino doing Drastic movie?
It's just hotest if I would get him, you just manin. Well,
with Gareth Edwards popping in, I was not expecting that at all.
That just kind of especially after the like previous director Bullet Train and Deadpool too,
I just felt like they're very different directors. Of course, if they're
just looking for someone to do point and shoot work, then I guess it
doesn't matter who they get. But still what they've done is very diferent portfolios
when you compare their films. So I feel like with Garret Edwards, didn't
they run into this kind of an issue with Rogue One? Or was that
the previous director? No, Garrett, Well, you mean no, no,
no, that was a different issue. That's a whole different issue that
Gareth Edwards made Rogue one, and they're like, yeah, let's not we
don't want to show this movie. So I got Tony Gilroy. He came
in reshot a bunch of stuff and Edwards is still the credit director. But
a lot of stuff got changed in that movie that wasn't Edwards. So that's
why Pep'll give them a lot of credit, which I understand. But also
there's a lot of stuff so that that's so it's not the same situation.
Do you well, couldn't that still ply in some regard here where like he
wants to do certain things with this Drassic World movie, and universes be like,
no, no, no, just fucking put your brakes on. I
don't think so. I think if he went through that already, he might
know the system better and it might just be, hey, I want to
paycheck, because I don't think the creator did that well. I liked there.
I liked the create a lot more than other people because I didn't get
to see in theaters, and I remember everyone kind of I just felt like
everyone in our community was a bit disappointed with it, with the hype,
but I remember seeing it. I gave like a four out of five on
letter Box, but yeah, budget eighty million, box off one hundred and
four, so it didn't really do too much there, Like it definitely lost
him some money. So maybe it's just that of just like he does a
bigger film to fund whatever, because that film is shot on like a five
thousand dollars camera, Like it's gorgeous. So that's what it's like if you're
looking for a pointer shooter guy, if those rumors are true, it's like
it's a guy that does at least like Rogue one looks great, you know,
like visually looks great, Godzilla one. Thing that's great with Rogue one,
Godzilla and the Creator. He has a great sense of scale. He's
great making things like seem very big and otherworldly. So I think if you're
looking for visual wise, he's like he's a great go to. So it's
that's why I like though at least it's not like a go to and it's
like we hear that with Marvel and then it's like, oh, here's some
guy that directed two episodes of a show. You're like, great for him.
I'm happy he's getting a pay, but it's like, we don't have
any sense of his style, they might not work with a budget. This
guy, at least is he's done a fucking Star Wars movie, So I
don't think he's gonna be like, what's the green ball do? And what
does this happen? Like he has some cred going on, so where's time?
I think I think you said at the scale that's what I'm definitely most
excited for it. It's just crazy to think you we got someone that's worked
on a Godzilla film and that's also gonna be working on a Jurassic World film.
That's just it gets me super super juiced. I am just excited to
see, uh, what's that with Tarantino he's writing, Yeah, Tom Cruise,
I'm just really excited to see what happens with this film. And the
fact that this is so quick too, it makes me wonder if they were
already in talks with him before. Oh yeah, we get this news delayed
all the time. So so yeah, it just makes me think too,
Dave, like we're David and Gareth talking to each other. No, maybe
they're agents or they're playing each other off each other, right of like maybe
that that hole in talks thing was for somebody to get more money, is
just trying to like Gareth is trying to lean David off the project. You
know, Oh, David, if I was doing this, I wouldn't.
It's not worth my time or effort or money. And so David leaves the
project and then they're like, oh, Gareth, we'll get you in.
Maybe maybe I want to see Yeah, maybe that sounds like a good movie.
I talked, this is all good. I'm happy to draw much better.
Like to me, Colin Travarro, Gareth Edwards massive upgrade. Like I
said, I really like great or saw him fine with that. It wasn't
like the greatest sci fi movie that I think we were all hoping for,
but still to me, it delivered. And then Ballerina I already said on
that I'm excited to see The Crow because I'm not like the biggest Crow fan.
But the fact that it's coming this year is interesting because we're gonna talk
about but Bill Scar's Cards having a nice little summer here now, so and
I'm just very curious how they're going to adapt that movie and do that movie.
And it's it's very big cult classics. I think they're walking a lot
of eggshells there. So sounds like a Edgar Allan Poe tail is it?
So there's some inspiration there, Okay, uh yeah, I have no no,
uh I get I was gonna say relation. That doesn't make sense.
No, I don't even know what I'm looking for. Pro does nothing for
me. So you know, when we're casting this lake is Kirkland to go
watch Avatar Bender. You know, me and Dan they're fucking crashing. What's
going on? You're crashing? Garret that this actually like rogue? That's cool?
Fast pass after that? Don't you think about past? There? You
go, all right, let's go into the trailer seeing a Boy Scott Bill
scar It crashing Boy kills World. This is a movie that is produces a
Barbarian and Sam Raimi. I can't remember who's direct, you have to look
it up. It's Bill Scart's guard, Jessica Roth from the God. What
are those films Happy Murdered, Deaf Day or whatever it is? Right?
I think the one where Happy to Have Day? Yeah, when she's over
over again and stuff. So yeah, what are you thinking about this one?
This is a guy, I don't know, a guy. It's a
revenge tale, but it's definitely a very different, very over the top,
very tongue in cheek, very high octane type of other worldly one. I
was surprised by this. I think the title is just so close to Boy
Meets World. I was expecting something entirely different. And then Savage Bill Scars
Guard. I feel like I haven't seen him in much, but everything i've
I have seen him in I've really liked like Barbarian as well well, of
course it it's terrifying. And John Wick tale John Wick. Yeah, the
marquise so very keep going, just a very different role that he's done.
He looks absolutely shredded and make me think of another Scars Guard, you know,
a Northman type Scars Guard character. I want to see these characters.
Boy. I like the idea that he's he's he's mute and deaf right and
like the narrator is a completely different voice. I think it's I think it's
actually Archer right from that show doing the voice. No one knows. I
don't think they've publicly real or is it. It sounds like it sounds like,
oh, I think you might be right. I think they did release
the name, but yeah, it's because I'm like, I know what Bill
Scar's Guard sounds like, and then obviously this is not him, so having
another individual do the voice for him a change their voice that much, though
I would believe it could be him. Yeah, he's he goes for it.
He's a committed actor, very transformative. I liked everything in here.
I like the high octane action. Yeah, I just I don't know.
This is really different than what I was expecting, and good different. So
yeah, definitely on my radar. I think I'm I think I'm the opposite.
I found this trailer to be I was just mentally exhausted when it was
done. It was too much stimulus. It wasn't funny to I see the
angle they're going for, but it's not an angle I'm particularly curious to venture
down. And then the action seemed tad underwhelming for me, So this is
not gonna be for me at all. And I also Kirklin, I just
was thinking of Boy Meets World because I've been hearing this name for the last
few months. I don't know what I thought it would be in relation to
that property, and never thought about it more. I just saw the odd
person in our discord talking about it, so I don't know what I expected.
It was definitely not this, but yeah, I will, I will
be skipping this review. You can cool. You can guarantee that you're right
about the Archer thing, Kirkland, So there you go. Nice job.
He's a week. Yeah, this should have everything I think it does.
I think what I was disappointed to learn is I was liking. I was
like everything I was seeing not hearing. I was not if. I don't
like that the narrator is also in the movie. I was hoping that was
just a trailer thing, and it was like, Okay, we don't know
how to market this. This character doesn't speak, Let's have a funny trailer
voice. Guy do stuff. And then it seems like that's gonna be the
movie and it's gonna be his head. None of that stuff was landing for
me. I liked the world. I liked the cast, like fem Ga
Jensen, come on, that's great. I love Happy Death Day. I
think Jessica Roth should be in like a bunch more things. She's very charismatic.
She's kind of one of those actresses where I go, how come people
aren't putting her more stuff? Like it's kind of like a hidden secret and
Scars Guard He's like, this is like penny Wise all over where, Like
he's great at the visuals with his face, right, he's great at this.
He's Tom Hardy, I work everything. So it's like he's the right
guy to get who's gonna play a mute, which is funny because his brother
played a mute in a Netflix movie a couple of years ago, So they're
just competing against each other. So this is like a movie that and I'm
not saying I wouldn't be on the review. I don't know if we do
a Soulo overview, it might just be like a like a topic or a
cutout or something like that, but I I I'm definitely gonna see it.
There's just aspects where I worried and even some of the jokes. I think
the ture were like a fifty to fifty, But I think it's something that
if you're into all, I think this is gonna be like a rocking good
time. Like I know Spubs has been looking forward to it, and I
feel like when I'm watching, like, Okay, this is exactly this is
like an s Bub's movie. So it's like if you like s Bub's taste
and like how he really enjoys camp, I enjoy camp. I won't say
to a point, but I guess it has to be the right type of
camp. And with this one, I guess just I'm not finding much of
it funny. And I don't watch Archer, so I'm not like, oh
I was because everyone was like, wait till he is doing the voice,
and I was like, Okay, it's just it's that guy cool. So
for me, it's just the narrator that part I think is gonna I really
hope in the movie it's small percentiles. And but by my worry is there's
that one scene where the guy gets killed because like, I'm gonna help you,
and then they drop something it's like, oh, you know, he
wasn't gonna help us, and then the narrators like, oh, I think
he kind of was gonna help us. If it's that the whole movie,
that's something that could get grading on me. Maybe the trailer is having out
the jokes that I would prefer, but that's where I was where take away
the narration. I might be way more higher on this, So I have
to wait till I see that movie. But the actual movie, I was
the opposite. I thought the action was looking good. I was liking the
multiple different characters, easy setup of revenge family flicks. So I like what
I saw, not what I heard. Oh this has like a ton of
action, which I'm always down for. And yeah, scars guards just looking
absolutely just fucking ripped hotly shit, just sweat glistening off his body. I
don't like it looks it looks quirky, it looks, it looks fun.
I don't. I don't know if I would necessarily go and see this by
myself, but if you know, we're going on the west side, I
mean, that's my neck of the woods. Come over soon and I might
be to make that drive. I think it'd be this. This seems like
it'd be a kind of fun movie to enjoy with with like a few folks
nearby to laugh, maybe just us like poor things style. We're wording one
row and two guys are in the back rowing specific when does this? And
I think it comes on April strain of the exact date there, but yeah,
we'll see. If it was a group it was a group viewing,
i'd be more inclined too, because then leaves if it's not great whatever.
But so it's April twenty six, okay, because I know Petro Unkla has
a question about that second Godzilla and Kong. This is my Garret Edwards Broque
one topic. I got nothing out here. None of this is looking good.
This is looking like a This looking like a nightmare movie. I got
a good laugh, and they're like, but we've been handsdohim and they got
the fucking glove and everything. So yeah, at least I guess they've given
you the plot of what to expect. But I feel like that's what we
expect. It's not like a, oh shit, this is the reveal,
so no, I will I'll catch just one on streaming. I'm happy they're
letting Dan Stevens use his natural accent. Good for him. But no,
this is especially after Minus one, this is looking like. This is like
you've gone to a new relationship and you you think about your acts. You're
like, oh, I wonder what happened there, and then you meet it
with them five years later you seem like, oh, thank god, this
is I did not end up staying there. Minus one's a new relationship and
Godzill x Kong is like, no, I can't, I can't go back.
So yeah, nothing from here. Yeah, I thought this was a
better trailer than the last trailer, But I also think that it showed a
lot of the same trailer with a little bit of extra scenes. Like you
said, it showed us a lot of the plot. I thought it showed
us a lot of the fight scenes as well, like like I don't know
how much, really I don't. I really don't know what else they're hiding
from us, because they showed the antagonist Ape fight Kong underground as well as
on the surface. So that's like multiple fights of like two clashing characters all
at the same time. Imagine Kong is or sorry Godzill is there in the
second fight. And it just showed like a lot that I wasn't really anticipating
them to show. And Baby Kong, you got to see that. How
big is Baby Kong? As big as Tailor, as big as Jessica Chastain
in y in Dylan's mind though until in his mind, so like much bigger
character because I thought after the first trailer that Baby Kong was like, you
know, besides like a human, But now after this trailer, I think
in Baby Calling is still like the size of like a r V or something,
at least the one building. I think yeah, okay, Yeah,
the perspective's way off with these shots. I'm very very confused. I guess
like that makes sense, But yeah, I was going the last few months
under the impression that he was a small, little, small little guy,
so the babies could probably still pick up the humans too, which is dangerous,
right mm hmm. Oh yeah, there's lots of monkeys in that island
too, Like I don't remember Congress, which one comes out first? This
or plenty of the apes? I think this unfortunately, Yeah, no,
everyone's gonna be burnt out on apes. They're getting usurped by this film.
The show got Zilla running again, Taylor? Is that getting more to me?
Am I wrong? I think it looked the exact same. I think
it looks the exact same. I don't think I'm probably wrong. What was
your question, Kirkle, I don't know. Oh, is there outrage more?
Because I heard on the first one people are pissed off that Godzilla was
running. Uh, it's just it's he gets progressively faster in every single movie.
I guess from the godzill sucks forums, I hear you like now that
was that wasn't those sucks forms. I'd prefer the Slow, Godzilla from Gareth
Edwards film, or Fast and I agree, or Minus one. I heard
a thing about the director of Minus one got to see Godzilla x Kong and
he says he liked it. He said that's all he had to say.
I liked it. No, he's lying through his teeth. There's nothing he's
lying. I just feel like a dial makes Godzill minus one is no way
he's fucking liking Godzill x Gong, like this movie about in his ass off,
like the guy in Goodfellas. Probably he probably likes it because he's gonna
realize that everyone's gonna like his movie more. Yeah, yes, Dylan,
you're seeing this movie, so you height I'm seeing it, But I didn't.
I thought this was a weaker trailer for me. I also, I
mean to court the point like it was more most. I feel like at
least half the shots were the same as that first trailer, so it wasn't
a whole lot different, But it just sound was bugging me. I don't
know. Maybe I just watched all these trailers directly after watching the latest Halo
episode, so maybe my mind was just cried and I didn't have the band
for it. But it just felt very loud. There was these portal things
going on, and it just felt it seemed like too much. And I
know it's God's God Silver's calling. It was a huge scale, all sorts
of crazy shit going on, but it just seemed like maybe too much.
But I'm I I made a promise, like, for example, Taylor promised
me that he's gonna see Wonka and I hold my promises. Oh my promises,
So I'll be there for God's Zilla times calm and I always read the
subtitle, but I'll be there. I thought you the new Empire. I
thought you were revealing. It was that type of promise there. It's like
a walk of promise. Oh yeah, I'll be there and come time.
But no, no, no, I'm gonna fulfill. I'm gonna fulfill my
oath. Is that gonna be a soul view or are you gonna drag MUDs
to this solo reviews? In all right? Just be a soul viewing.
If Taylor's not reviewing, Taylor walks you again. There you go. That's
that's the minus one director's comment. You want to say it for the audio
listeners The Big Movie. Early, I was able to watch The Big Movie
early. It is super fun and gorgeous. Be sure to watch it on
the big screen. That sounds like a big yeah. That sounds like the
popcorn guy before the Colonna trailers, Like big movie? Really yeah, what's
he gonna says? Absolutely not seeing the movie. Zero chance I'll be alone
for those three hours. The Minus one director says he wants to make a
Star Wars film. You think he's gonna come on here and just start shin
on Hollywood projects like for singing's out here? Like, no, he's gonna
play ball like I saw it fucking sucked, So you just just lie in
Hollywood, isn't that's what? Yes? Oh? Yes, industry users and
brown nosers many, yeah, like what do you like? What do you
like? Say? What movie do you not like this year? Like?
What's the movie? Okay? No, Halo? Right, so let's say,
you know, we release Adrenochrome, goes well, you come to a
festival and Pablo's He's like, oh I am Pablo. You can walk back
on fucking hate Halo. Man, you gonna lie through teeth on the big
screen. We're at a film festival playing Adrenochrome and Pablo comes to the Oh
I saw a movie. I really liked it. Yeah, have you seen
my show Halo? I have this vein. It's it's it's genetic through all
my all my my family members. Add this vein inside of my head and
it'll fucking pop and I'll just fucking bleed out. And was playing hand Pablo,
you gonna lead out the generations if you have this. It happens all
the time. Though, Like when they suited like slooped out Margot Alwa's letterbox,
she like deleted out I'm Alon Vlawn, He's Marvel and anything like failed
Captain Marvel or but it was like, I'm getting ready. I've actually thought
about going through my Twitter and deleting all my letterbox post. I'm pretty sure
it's like a three out of it was a very low score. I'd have
to find it. She at least said Bree Larson can do no wrong.
So it was great there, but the rest of the movie she was not
seeing a fan of. But I thought about going to eleade my links to
letterbox so people can't find what I write movies only the people I want,
like the patrons and the GV people. But I can't do that, You
hated, Travis. I love all movies. Movies are hard to make,
you know, sounds guy, He's already Hollywood schmoozer. I said, I'd
be in the arena be more positive. Adam wint Guard's gonna the director of
Godzillax Congs and to come to the Jennal Crome premiere and was like, Oh,
I really love your movie, Travis. Where you you see what?
Let me say all I the Big Movie. Can you put what it was
the quote again? Can you pull it out there? I deleted it out
because I'm talking about it. I really enjoyed the Big Movie, super the
big screen. Oh, I got to see the Big Movie early, super
fun and gorgeous. Go see on the big screen that you haven't. I
don't know. You know what you do? You just do what Kevin Smith
does this we Oh, I've been baking my film. I haven't got a
chance to see it. But the second I can, I can't wait.
That's what I'll say. Just no answer. No. If if I see
a movie once again, these Hollywood systems and I don't like it, trust
off keepers, You'll never hear a review from Tres ever again, Taylor,
what do you think of the trailer? I mean it's very simple, simple.
It's very similar to the other trailer. I don't think there is anything
really extravagant going on with it. I'm excited to see the scar King villain
against Carantina wrote that film, did you Yeah, My highlight is everything.
My my excitement is to see this. This the other kaiju that's teaming up
with scar King, This like Godzilla, like arch Nemesis, which they were
alluding to in the trailer on the So his name is Shimo and fun fact,
again that means brother, So my brother. This kaiju is definitely not
like a one that was created by like Total Monsters, and this is one
that legendary pictures is created. But of course they first alluded to Shimo and
call of duty during the Godzilla event because in the you guys remember the map
we're playing on. I can't remember what it was called. But no,
I can't wait. They had Yeah, well you you played it. No,
I haven't a chance to be making my movie see just like that,
you know, I can't wait, Taylor doesn't. I don't get that though,
because I know the truth. I just example, yes, I remember
that we we we we shot Godzilla or we shot King Kong and I remember,
you can't do that with that in one guard if I'm in the room,
because I'll be looking at you like, what do you mean? Travis?
Of course we've never I've never heard this man in my life. But
yeah, apparently there are cave uh depictions in the Call of Duty map where
you could see Shimo around fighting Godzilla. So here we go. We got
Shimo popping off, we got popping off with uh. No. I know,
I'm not. I can't wait for the interview. Jaguar. You could
have been could have been a lie, just like your Wonka line. I
would have eaten up every second. There might be a scene where scar King.
There might be a scene where scar King is riding on the back of
Simu going into battle. So I get some real epic ship going on.
I'm gonna pull man web. I. I won't see the movie right away,
but I can't wait list of this review just five minutes straight of just
lour and just like yeah and Japanese it means frost, white or cold when
trying to ship on three things going back to the ice age. Yeah,
So I'm I just think that after seeing the Monarch TV show, I feel
like this, this triuler makes a little bit more sense in terms of just
like the portals and stuff they're showing off going to the center of the Earth.
And I would definitely say that the Monarch show is probably going to is
much more well received than this movie will be. But as long as this
movie doesn't have any of that cheesy kind of humor that Godzilla versus Kong had,
but I feel like it's ultimately going to have something some stuff like that.
I just wish they would go back to the simpler times of King of
the Monsters and Godzilla. Those two were just fantastic films. And but that
being said, I'm happy to be getting getting more things added to the universe.
Well, Scar King and Shimo are interesting. I personally would have preferred
those more like well known villains like Destroyer, Jude, Jaguar, Angiris,
Yeah, Jedd Jaguar. He wasn't gonna give me jud Jaguar. Now I'll
give you Ja Jaguar, those like those classic monsters. Just bring them in.
I think they would be super super cool. Just Jaguar, classic them,
like, I know, we love them. You know, he's a
classic for sure. Yeah, he's a classic. Yeah, there's there's some
real fantastic crazy monsters that they could put in there, but they keep creating
new ones and it is what it is. Yeah, Civil War got a
second tray for that, thinks the last one. Don't have much to say
here. Then I think this was like we've heard that this is A twenty
four's biggest production, and this to me felt like this was the action trailer.
This is okay, we got to try and get in people that want
to see action. Now, I think you don't want those people because they
feel like they're going to go in the movie and then gonna get something else.
Like I just feel like this is gonna be a movie that I could
see like the cinema score and stuff being really low because oh yeah, war
in America. But it's just gonna be like heavy political lots of speech,
a good or bad whether you decide for it. But I'm I'm getting really
excited for this movie. It's like we talked about before. I think they're
hitting the nail and have a lot of stuff Garland. Even if all this
stuff's not great, it's interesting. So again, I don't know if it'll
be like a Gee for Soul review, but I'm sure we'll talk about it,
but uh, I'm excited to experience this, and I think it's one
that also if it hits, could come up in like Golden Geeks and stuff
like that, but just a question of how it does. But uh,
yeah, I keep liking what I'm seeing, so I'm very I'm very interested
in this movie. It's I think it's gonna be a really big kind of
hot button, water cooler type of movie. I noticed that too, and
that definitely really just pulling out any of the character or political angle that the
trailer was really going in on it. So this is a movie that I've
been less stoked, especially just after seeing Men. I was like, man,
I can't wait to see what that director does next, even though I
don't love that movie, but it's just so weird and different and interesting.
And I was not super stoked on just the general feel of this. But
I gotta say when I finally I think it was before Madam Webb, when
I finally saw it on the big screen that trailer, I was like,
Okay, like I think I could be into this now, But then I
got this trailer, I'm like, ah, I don't know, I don't
I think I see what they're doing here, like try to have Okay,
you have one trailer with that political side of things to get that sort of
crowd, and then you have this one for that more action crowd. I
guess that's maybe the strategy they're going for here, But this wasn't necessarily the
thing that I needed as like the tipping point to get me to go see
it. So I'm still on the fence. Yeah, I don't know.
I just feel like the characters too, Like I was maybe wanting a bit
more of like, Okay, which character am I gonna be going in rooting
for, but like none of them really spoke or did anything in here.
It was kind of a weird choice. So I don't know, a bit
more of an artsy trailer, I suppose, but it didn't really work for
me unfortunately. Yeah, they're sleep I just realized I actually never saw the
first trailer so earlier. I just watched the first trailer and you didn't see
the second one, so as as we were going along there, I kind
of skimmed it. Well. I'm very excited though for this movie. I
think it's a terrifying concept because it's just like I don't want to say it's
reality, but like it seems like America's united. We're talking about it the
other day YouTube. I had no opinions on it. Very freaky concept,
and I just I really like everything that I've seen about this. When I
first heard about I thought it was interesting and it's it's still on that route
for me. So yeah, I'm very very looking forward to this movie.
Yeah, it's as you said, it's a scary concept. We are in,
uh, we're in uncharted waters now these days, and it's Uh,
movies are great at serving as platforms of messaging and capturing that emotion and delivering
those crazy narratives, whether it's just fictional or non fiction, unless, of
course, you are what the fuck is his name, Bob Eiger and you
don't believe movies should be having these types of messages in them. So there's
that. So I think that this trailer was it was I Yeah, the
action and it was just intense and crazy, and I'm excited to immerse myself
in this dystopian alternate future that could or could not happen, but I get
to immerse myself in it nonetheless. And finally, Taylor, you can lead
us off Borderlands anticipated movie this movie has been delayed a couple of times.
Elijah or Elijah would Eli were off directed it, but it's one of these
that he left the sad and then somebody directed it about like he left the
set to go do with agiving and someone did the rest and they did reshoots
and has a bunch of writers. So lots of messy stuff with this movie.
But the trailer came out. The creator says it's gonna be the start
of the Borlands cinematic universe, so that's good. Yeah, the only Borlines
game that I've played is Borlands. I played and beaten Borlands two. I
played a tiny bit of Borelines one, but I didn't get into it.
Borlands two is where I hit at home with my friends. Just really really
enjoyed that game. So the characters in that, well they're in the movie,
but you're playing and you're affiliating with more or less different characters. So
these characters, I don't have a huge realm of knowledge on their backstories and
everything with them, but I know that they're primarily the Borlands one character.
So I'm excited for this movie. I think the trailer definitely looks like it's
gonna be just a wild time. Is it gonna be a great movie and
a perfect movie? No, I don't think so. I don't know if
they're gonna pull off that cinematic universe like they're wanting to. But I'm still
excited to to enjoy it and to just take it for what it is.
I'm curious mostly to see how the Borlands fans are reacting to this, because
I feel like Borlandes fans are very passionate about that franchise and that series.
So I haven't looked at comments or anything those forums yet. I'll make my
way there after another round in the Halo Ones tonight. But yeah, we'll
have to they all come to that just one second. Yeah, you're right,
the show does suck. There you go, Yeah, I'll go because
I'm probably less positive. Yeah, I've never had many interests in Borlands and
interest in tanking Tina or scrab mcdiddle like all these people and everything. Like
I just grab this trailer is like you like those Sora videos or whatever,
if you said, make me a Lands movie, but rip off Guardens of
Galaxy. This literally looks like they wanted James goun to do it. Looked
like he like I'm not saying look like he did it, because I think
he would look like a better version, but the editing of it, the
pacing, my worry is, and not that I I don't know if I
actually ever see this movie. It's not like certain things where I've never played
in Chartered but I wanted to see that. I don't think i'll even at
home get around to it. But my worry is like the movie's actually not
gonna be like that, and it's very Suicide Squadish where they just cut the
trailer that way and then they had like a trailer company end up cutting Suicide
Squad. So, uh, Clay did ask, is this the worst trailer
ever? I don't think so. I think it's a fine thing. It
just feels like a very obvious ripoff of other things, right, it feels
even less even Dungeons and Dragons, which I said that is Guardian's of Galaxy
by medieval times, still felt like it had its own kind of personality in
those trailers where this does not, like I said, just feels like an
AI version of that. It sucks because I like a lot of people and
well, actually I just like hate Blenchet. I don't know I'm saying that
like the girl that's younga moron and Barbie Hey, her agent's killing it.
She's in a lot of stuff there. My favorite was I think it was
last year when Kevin Hard or whenever two years ago now, when he got
cast and everyone was pushing back, like all the fans I remember, weren't
happy about it on the Borladin Sucks forums and they're like, oh, he
can't play scrap box, you know, Uh, he's not a great actor.
And then the creators like, oh, don't worry, he's gonna be
the best Mountain Lodge guy ever. And then when you see the trailer,
he's just Kevin Hart like doing kind of a different voice. So yeah,
this to me does look good. So I won't say it's the worst trailer
ever, because I think worst show ever is stuff like BBS trailer too,
where it's like they give you the entire twist movie. Everything like that for
me is more of those, because you can make a bad movie still look
good. But yeah, I don't think this is gonna do well. I
don't think that universe is gonna happen. I don't think it's gonna review well.
I just think overall this is not gonna go well, and I think
it's gonna be very similar to early video game adapt options and uh yeah,
I can't remember when it's out, but it's not. Yeah, not not.
It just didn't change my tune. Before I was not I had no
interest. It still remains even less so now. So yeah, I'm pretty
similar. I I feel like I didn't have major interests. I'm not really
attached to the franchise. When the trailer came out, was a little bit
intrigued. I feel like I feel like some of the aesthetic is actually working
for me. Like I've played, I've played a little bit of Borderlands to
at least get an idea of just kind of what's going on with with the
overall vibes and just the insanity that the border Lands can bring. And but
this trailer just it reminded me of something that i'd seen before and not something
that I loved. So I probably will not be seen this, but we'll
see what happens. Uh Yeah, Borderlands. For me, it's it's kind
of a weird series where I love that first game so much, one of
my favorite games of all time. I played so much, like played every
character to like the max level pretty much like all the DLC all this stuff.
One of my one of my favorite games played with friends or solo.
Just just a huge game for me back in the three sixty era. But
it was one of those games it was like so good, like I never
really needed more, Like I played a bit of two, played a little
bit of presequel, but then didn't didn't play three, didn't play Tales of
or any other spinoffs that have happened since then, or Tiny teen as Wonderlands
and didn't check that out. So it's just like every year, I care
a little bit less about it, just because it's been so long since I've
been in that world. And even then, like I did like the world.
I like the post apocalypt up setting and the weapons and the like vehicles
and stuff, but mostly I was there for the gameplay and the combat and
not there for the story or these characters. Necessarily. I couldn't even tell
you what the plot is of that that first game, even though I played
through it over and over and over again. Uh so, I don't know
when we come to this like this is this is a bad trailer. This
doesn't look good. I don't think it's the worst trailer ever. In fact,
I would for me, Boy meets Boy Kills World is a worst trailer.
So answer Clay's question like, not the worst trailer, because I've seen
the worst trailer today than this one personally, because what I got over this
was every fucking Jack Black scene. I was dying laughing. I thought he
was so good when he falls in that hole, He's like, step aside,
bitches. That line just got me. I don't know. I just
of course I'm in the bag for Jack Black stuff. Put Jack Black in
front of me. I'm a simple man, I'm a fan. Uh,
So that that stuff did work for me, which is funny going back to
like I feel like years and years ago is when we got the got that
casting, so to finally see it in action is uh is pretty good for
me. I definitely see the the Guardians of the Galaxy knock off element to
it, even with like Elo being the song in there, and then you
Elo, and I forget if it's Guardians one or two, but one of
them rock rocking some Elo in there. So yeah, with mister Bluesky right,
so very fitting. I just felt like all the jokes in here are
very like a low hanging fruit sort of things like that they're driving through like
a a piss field and like piss goes in and she's like, oh,
I can taste it. Like that's yeah, that's like bottom tier humor right
there. So yeah, I don't know if any of the characters particularly grabbed
onto me here. Uh, pretty pretty weak trailer. I guess it does
feel like pretty good to Borderlands as far as I'm concerned. Now, all
the Borderlands fans are probably gonna hate me for saying that, but in terms
of like my from my opinion, like the jokes in that game are also
very low hanging fruit, very like immature, like teenage boy sort of humor,
So like it, it seems pretty fitting, uh for for what's going
on here. So I don't I don't know. I don't really think this
is gonna find much of an audience and try think you make it a point
there. It just feels like a camp or a video game movie from like
five years ago, like that kind of ilk and not some of the better
stuff that we're getting these days. So yeah, yeah, not too uh,
not too stoke for this one. But you know what, I think
I'm gonna love claptrapping Jack Black, So there's one thing that I can latch
onto. Yeah, tough release day too, Like two weeks before it's dead
Pool Wiverene, and then a week after it's Alien, week after that's Craven
the Hunter. So I feel like there's sons of people will feel like saving
their money for so uh. Finally, to end off this cast, it's
two questions, but I will put them together for s Pub's asked since they're
both releasing in April and similar genres, how do you think Monkey Man and
Boy Kills the World will do at the box office? And then Maddie also
asks to rank these projects based on your anticipation. I raised them from my
list like an idiot. Even if you hit if you hit the edit button
on the stream, it's the comments are up there, like the notes right
edit button on the stream. Yeah, if you go up you hit that,
then you'll see all the the projects there. But the edit button on
the stream, yeah, beside the logo. Yeah, it's all there.
Yeah. I think Monkey Man's gonna do better because I feel like if you
I don't know why, like, am I wrong to think? If you
were to put them side by side? Dev that tells a bigger star than
Bill scars Card, Like, am I wrong on thinking of that? Like
scars Card has been an it and stuff. I just feel like people like
Dev Moore and I just feel like if you if you put them beside,
I think people will go. I'd rather go see Dev. I think also
with you if you start see marketing anytime you throw on produced by Jordan Peel,
I think that helps. And I feel like Boy Kills World is the
movie that people could see a trailer and be annoyed from where Monkey Man looks
like, oh, this looks like a fucking John Wick movie. So and
I would personally definitely go see Monkey Man first because I'm very excited to see
what Dev's doing as a director. I love that whole thing. So I
think Monkey Man will do better. I think they will probably do pretty similar.
Let me just do a quick look in April to see what's coming out.
But I could also see boy Kill's World being a complete just bomb where
people don't care about but end of the month or beginning obviously, Godzilla March
is again, you got Civil War, Abigail, Boy Kills World, Monkey
So it's a lot of the smaller it's a lot of the smaller ones,
so I'm still thinking monkey Man would take it. And then as far as
the projects, God for first it's Civil War and then it's boy Kills World,
and it's really tough for me to decide between Kong and Borderlands. I
think I'd go Godzill and Kong just because I think I might have more laugh.
It's so bad, it's so good, where Borlands might just be the
annoying. It's so bad. So that's where I'd say Borlands, Godzill x
Kong, boy Kills World, Civil War. So it's my answers for s
Bubs and Maddie. Yeah, I think I think monkey Man. I think
that's gonna do better by not a law. But I feel like even just
between when it because I hadn't seen that trailer until today either, so I
watched that one as well. I think between those two, I feel like
people could see boy Kills the World. I don't know why that name is
so hard for me to say, yeah, but it is. People could
see that, and like I'll watch that on streaming. It just it schemes.
I'm gonna watch that on streaming at home or the other one. Yeah,
whereas I think muckem might just be something to be worth seeing on the
on the big screen. So I don't know, I'm curious to see what
that, like, if like the Indian demographic will step up to really get
behind that movie and the way that like we talk about like Black Panther and
the way that kind of inspired this this audience to go see this movie in
a big way. I don't know how that's gonna work for like an American
sort of movie like this. I don't know. I'm curious to see what
it does. I mean, maybe able to huge numbers in India or something
like that. I'm sure, like I would. It seems like there might
be like a version with I guess Indian subtitles or something like this over there,
which could be pretty cool, and that there's a lot of people in
India, so it could be could be big numbers over there. I don't
know. For my ranking, Oh my god, what is my ranking for
these? I guess I'll go Civil War number one, followed by Kong,
then Borderlines, then Boy Kills World. This is this is not a great
This is not a strong group for me personally. Those are these are fairly
low on the list. Yeah, I would say Monkey Man is going to
do better than Boy Meets World, I think. Although I disagree with what
Travis said about dev Bttel being bigger star than Bill scars Guard, I feel
like I just remember Bill scars Guard has been in the much much bigger project
like it. I know it's he's hidden with some makeups, but those eyes
sure aren't. And uh, the name sure isn't on the posters. So
I I don't know. I don't have a powerful like backing for my argument
there, but that's just the feel for it. Do you think, though
the majority people has seen it, if you ask them who plays penny Wise,
could they name them? I don't think so. I would like to
think yes, but I'm probably wrong. Ask for people work tomorrow, Just
go around start asking, Hey, well, just say who plays penny Wise?
The morning meaning, I'm gonna just ask everyone before we go out at
it. It's got Cidney Moon comics too. Everyone wants to hit me up.
Oh man, Yeah, I don't know. Like Monkey Man, it
seems like the Stranger film. They're both very weird films, but Monkey Man
it feels like the more interesting one amongst the two and then for my rankings,
I bring up the list here. Let's go Civil War number one,
boy Kills World number two, Godzilla than Borderlands. That's my final offer,
all right, Taylor, and this aw that's tarant number one, Godzilla x
Kong, It's number one, most anticipated, uh number two. I'd probably
go Civil War. I'm very I'm just very intrigued and curious in this one.
I would then go border Lens and then I would go boy Kills World
And the other part is spoken. Sorry, what was the other part again?
What do you think is gonna do better at the box office? Monkey
Man and boy Kills World? Oh my goodness, I mean yeah, Patel
and Scars, Guard, Guarantino, some Cruise, Yeah, Sydney Moon a
banger guy. I don't have like a proper position where I could say,
like what I think is gonna do better? But I mean, if I
had to just we're not, we're not, I need ten reasons why,
I thought provoking reason. If I was if I was gambling, i'd probably
say Monkey Man. It seems like it's the general consensus. So no,
no, no no no no no no no no no no no, you're
saying general consensus? What do you think what do you think? Not the
general good? Why? Yeah, I think that there is some more interest
with the monkey man. I think that the fight scenes in the choreography seem
a lot more John Wick clean than that Boy Kills World. Boy Kills the
World seems like it's a it's a fucking implosion. He's like, fucking sucks.
That sounds like a line from Civil War. Seems like a fucking implosion.
Yeah, what type of American are you implode? Alright, ladies,
gentlemen, that is it. We are done very long newscast because we had
to catch up on a couple of lots of trails news. Thank you very
much. When you hear from A Staxton, I'll be boring And like I
said, next Geek first episode will be Dune. See you. Then I
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