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You're listening to the downbeat on ninety
seven to one, the freak cleaning up

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something from last segment, Dirk said
that in two thousand and one, Dirk

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said that Utah was a bad city
Salt Lake. Now in recent years he's

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cleaned up the fact that he knows
that Utah is a state and not a

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city. But yeah, and what
he definitely didn't know that he just moved

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here. You though, it is
bad city. That's pretty funny. There's

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one their first playoff run there and
they beat the Jazz. Utah is a

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bad city with the average nineteen year
old European knows that there are fifty states.

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Ooh, maybe might know fifty because
it's such a round number and it's

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kind of weird, you know,
fifty, but not the fifty for sure?

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No, yeah, I think so? Is that you said? Night

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ten year old? Yeah, I
don't know. I'm just picking a lot

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of night year old Americans that don't
know how many states there are. I'm

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not kidding, dude, I'm with
you. I don't think so. We're

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starting to see more and more data
that kids are getting dumber. Okay,

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I don't disagree with that at all, all Right, some stuff about gen

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Alpha yesterday. What was that?
The one that's behind gen Z. These

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are kids of millennials. I hate. Gen Alpha has their own way.

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They have their own language too,
the same way gen Z does. It's

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nuts, is that? What is
that? What? The next one is

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being called gen alpha? Yeah,
and that means being born now. They

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are being born now, they are
happening now. Malcolm would fall into the

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category of Gen Alpha. Yeah,
he's stupid. He answers every question with

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the word car wash with the idiot. Yeah, ask him how many states

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there are car wash? This stupid. Every time we get in the car

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seat, he has to remind me
that we're not going to the car wash.

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I know, dude, it's it's
training. You see, no car

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wash. I'm like, no,
we're not going to the car I took

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him one time. Do you think
Malcolm is can be here ago forty years

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old, smoking SIGs, beat down
and still just have this thing where he

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hates car washes? Do you think
let's you know, his stuff gets ingrained

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real early and you don't know why. Cosh, Okay, that's so cute.

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Gosh, he's a beautiful boy.
So what percentage of fifteen year olds

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in America are not aware that there
are fifty states. It's under like one

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percent. Dude now not naming him. And there's probably states they've never heard

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of. I don't know, but
I've I think it would shock you to

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be aware of the number of states. They don't have to do anything,

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and they will always use COVID as
an excuse for a couple of years.

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They did and go to school to
make it seem like they're not educated at

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all, but they did not have
to try for a couple of years.

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It's amazing, Like I told you
this the other day or a couple weeks

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ago, the ACT stores came in. It's one test score, whatever,

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but it's a six year decline.
And one thing the article was very adamant

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about was like, now, a
couple of these years, would you know

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this. In fact, this year's
class would have been the class that were

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freshmen in high school when COVID hit, so that probably doing class from home

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and maybe not as engaged. Well, that doesn't explain the full six year

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decline. Getting dumber. We don't
read anymore. Reading is the only way

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to boost your IQ. We don't
do that. We live in skim culture,

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not being preachy. I'm just saying, like, this is a real

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thing that's happening. It's where we
are. We are getting dumber natural evolution.

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Yeah, anyway, move on,
next topic. Go go all right,

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tell the most an important thing in
the world. Evolve it evolve.

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The Sun's probably is it? The
sun just didn't come up one day.

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I remember when a wig out and
then the day was just pitch black all

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day, and then the next day
it was back. Wow. What would

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happen? What would happen? Would
the earth freeze? No, just one

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day of no sun? No,
but it would change. It would be

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big changes, huge changes. But
I think it'd be more humanity and mental.

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The whole season of wheat would definitely
be ruined. You know, we

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lose it. We would lose a
lot of wheat, wheat and grains.

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Guys, I look to welcome in
the Monday money medics. JJ, crank

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me up here, we're here.
Please tell me I have a live singing

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open that seems very business y.
Yeah, that's really good. I'm very

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irritated by two stories that came out
this weekend because I feel like I do

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my part in helping the community.
Boy by eating chili yeah, and judging

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things for ture and vomiting that with
a mixture of tequila out of your passenger

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window. There was no vomiting.
I bet there was that you know of.

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There was no vomiting. Two stories
that involve a massive waste of money.

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Jimbo Fisher is the Texas A and
M head coach. He was fired,

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let go, and this move is
going to cost the school more than

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seventy six million dollars to buy out
his deal. He will make seventy six

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million dollars to just hang out and
go away. Jesus, it's triple the

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highest note coaching contract buyout, is
that right? Yes? Wow? So

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he will make a and M will
owe him nineteen million dollars within the next

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sixty days, and then they will
pay him seven million dollars annually through twenty

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thirty one, and nineteen million in
the next sixty days. Yeah, just

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stroke him a check. And that's
after he signed a ten year deal back

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in twenty twenty one. Boy,
the best job in the world. The

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fired head coach. He owes Javis
Winston a five million dollar check because I've

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convinced he didn't get that job without
jamis being awesome in college, so he

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should give him some money. You're
right, this send me die or an

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old story back in the day,
And I don't know if it's true or

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not. I know there's an article
written about it back in the day.

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There. Well, this is Russ
Martin, Okay, former radio host rest

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in peace. He back in the
two thousands, he worked at CBS Radio

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and there was an incident at home, a bit of a domestic dispute.

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And read into the article what you'd
like to I'm not going to say there

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was a pistol whipping or not.
I don't know. He then sat out

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because CBS let him go, and
then he set out and didn't work and

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making a million dollars a year just
to not work. And I was like,

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what a good job and does not
feel like a good punishment if there

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was a wrong deed done at the
home, And like, you can read

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into that article whatever you would like. Now this is over fifteen years ago,

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but it's a story that always stuck
with me for many years. Make

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a million dollars to just not work, Jimbo Fisher makes seventy six million dollars

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to just not work. Does that
go away? If he takes a job.

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I don't believe so I hid because
be the case, I don't think

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there's a non compete here. No, that dude, that's got to mean

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that he he's the contract is for
employment right for him to be employed by

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Texas A and M for a decade, And they're basically saying we hate your

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guts so much that it's worth US
seventy six million dollars to never see your

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face in college station again. That
for him to take a job anytime soon,

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it seems like there would be some
kind of he's not gonna get double

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paid from another institution and an M. There's no way I think so.

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So the last biggest one was twenty
one million dollars. It was a Gus

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Malason and Auburn about just saying get
can Jimbo Fisher or will Jimbo Fisher still

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get money if he takes another job. Isn't it incredible though, that that

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a relationship can become so sour that
it's work with it to the institution to

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just write those checks to never have
to deal with the dude again. A

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great man once said, you know
why divorce is expensive, because it's worth

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it. How was that great man, Willie Nelson legendary. I always assume

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it's Gregor who said every time you
do that, Well, he probably Gregor

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probably you know, lifted him from
somebody else. Yeah, that one seemed

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a little too wise for Grego.
That was very good. I don't underestimate

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the wisdom of the Hammer. By
the way, we're going to hear from

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the New Jersey Hammer later. Really
so, he signed a ten year,

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seventy five million dollar deal, and
then at one or twenty one they extended

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him to the tune of ninety five
million, full guaranteed. Yeah. One

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and it's three. Yeah, jesus, it's twenty one and it's twenty three,

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So less than two years ago.
Yeah, Fisher is ed the entirety

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of what remains on his deal,
regardless of whether he gets another job in

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coaching. That's insane. But why
does this only happen in college football.

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It's because there are universities with unlimited
money, and there's so many universities to

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pay whatever they want. Yeah,
they're making but like in the pros,

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this doesn't happen well because the pros
they have so much more expenses with I

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don't know, paying their players were
in college. You're basically getting free labor

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and making all of that money.
So yeah, this is nothing to A

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and M. And in like every
state they do the you see that the

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highest paid state employee. Yeah,
it's almost always football man. Yeah,

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because they have no they have no
uh, they have no payroll. College

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football has no payroll when it comes
to the one hundred players that are sitting

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on the sidelines at every game.
Let's stop with ten year deals. Like,

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you don't have to have to entice
or make it performance based this perfect

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coach who is the answer? And
every time on signing day, your message

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boards are lit up with titles are
coming to college station. I mean,

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and there's some context clues here that
you go about before you give the guy

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tim he knows here. Here's one
that really jumps out of me. His

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name's Jimbo. Yeah, like I'd
be writing, Nah, no, Jimbo

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should have a million dollars, much
less seventy five million. You come in

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for an interview, I guess,
but we ain't hiring you have the name's

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Jimbo. Don't give long contracts to
anybody named Jimbo or Booger. You'll be

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fine. Yes, what's Jimbo's really
Jim, It's probably not. It's John

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James, Jimbo Fisher, James Beauregard
Jim another red flag. He's from West

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Virginia. Don't hire a West Virginia
guy. Everyone knows that. Never Gosh,

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I have a good friend who I
won't mention right now, but if

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you listen at all, you will
you'll know who received a college football head

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coaching buyout not too long ago.
Oh yes, for about eight million books.

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And it was allowed to go coach
elsewhere. Oh yeah, what a

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life? Eight million dollars to do
nothing so they could bring in I don't

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know, just another guy, crystal
Ball, whoever crystal Ball. But it's

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pretty cool when it happens to me, and I've been I've not it always

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sort of went in when here out
the other the buyout. But when you

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know someone who, oh yeah,
received eight million, much less seventy five

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million. How long before James Beauregard
Fisher gets a relevant D one job again?

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Is he hirable? Yes? Yes, whenever he wants one? Really

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yes? I mean, doesn't that
send such a message. It's like A

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and M thinks you suck so bad
that it's worth it to them to cut

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you a check for seventy six million
dollars. I think it shows how much

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money they all have, because I
don't know if it's you suck so bad,

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it's more we need you out of
here because all these rich bastards that

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make it so we have seventy five
million dollars are up my backside. You

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know, all these envelope toting check
writing big sweat A aggies of which every

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school has. I'm like, make
no mistake, it just happens to be

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a big one for A and M
today. Jeez. But it's like,

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you know, story as old as
time, the boosters. You're gonna get

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the boosters happy. I mean,
it could be three boosters. They're the

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shareholders of the cup of the corporation. It could be three boosters who strut

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into the the uh what sid or
whoever and demand result. Yeah, they're

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like, we're done with them,
So do you want us to be done

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with you? Or do you want
to be done with him? Yeah?

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And they say we'll be done with
him, sir, because guess what,

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there's going to be another one hundred
million dollar contract for the next big name

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if they go that route. They
tend to it goes cyclical. Usually they

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probably won't go with the biggest deal
in the world. I don't know,

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maybe they will, But A and
M also is just trying to prove that

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they are on that level. They
belong on that level. We are Texas

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A and M. We are a
legacy university. We are the best football

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program in America. That's what they
want to be or dream of viewing themselves

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as they're just not. But they're
willing to try to legitimize that by paying

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for it and get who they believe
was the best coach in America at the

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time, which there was an argument
that he that old jimbouregard was. And

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somewhere out there is one Jonathan Manzel
just laughing at the whole thing, going,

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you know what, you ain't able
to do any of this without me,

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And he's right, yeah, one
hundred percent. This is all the

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Manziel ripple effect. It was eleven
years ago this weekend that Manziel beat Manziel

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beat Alabama. What a time changed
everything. And then a story of wasting

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money as your Monday money medics are
here. Yeah, So Warner Brothers is

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shelving a movie called Coyote Versus Acme, which is going to start John Cena

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because he's a roadrunner. Animated movie. It cost seventy two million dollars to

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make. They spent over three years
working on it. Now, this is

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the same studio Warner Brothers that just
shelved Batgirl last year, which is ninety

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million dollars, I believe, and
a Scooby Doo movie which cost forty million

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dollars to make. So all together
was that's two hundred million dollars for three

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movies that they're not even going to
release. They had spent the money to

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make these movies and now they're not
releasing. Him. The filmmaker for this

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Coyote Versus Acme movie, which is
gonna be like a live action animation but

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a little bit of a hybrid,
he said, I'm beyond proud of the

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final product, and I'm devastated by
Warner brothers decision to not release the movie.

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So thirty million dollars goes to waste
there. I've never heard of that.

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That sounds awesome. How many third
world countries could we have saved with

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that two hundred million dollars for those
three movies. And Jimbo's seventy five million

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dollars. Seventy five million dollars.
We could save a country, right or

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could feed some of the hungry people
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the thought. But they'll write this
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Oh everybody one airplane? All right, So there's that. Somebody said,

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just think, not only do they
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pay a six since plus pay a
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one hundred and fiftywo hundred million total. So do they clean all of the

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house. I'm sure they should start
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pay the bills. I don't think
that's probably not around the corner. Who's

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their interim head coach? No,
they can't because they're in the SEC.

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They already have the SEC network.
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do it. He's dead. Elijah
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uh huh are they good? Do
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We'll start with some things that were
released on this day? Yeah,

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fantastic, mister Fox two thousand and
nine, never heard of it. That's

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the one where they do the cussing. They cuss right a little bit.

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If they're not cussing, they use
other words. Yeah, like smurf.

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Pretty good. I watched it again
a couple months ago. It's Wes Anderson

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stop motion. Really yeah, I've
heard it's great and I've never seen it

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with George Clooney among others. Never
even heard of this. It's it's stop

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motion, so you'd probably slotted in
the animated beIN You Busy twenty nine too

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was I was the craziest amount of
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knee deep in ass or just at
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three hundred women in two thousand and
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at the gym. You're an idiot. That was known to be one of

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the grossest saunas in Dallas. Uh
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wishing there was a twenty five hour
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I like too. And there's a
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dang it, what was it?
I don't I wish I could tell

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you because there's a cool, like
on Netflix movie that I'd never heard of.

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It's like a cover to me dirty
cop for something. Yeah, I

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think I've seen that, but really
cool. Yeah, it's called uh,

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it's like a one word. I
think it's Den of Thieves. No,

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no, is that a different One's
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La already crime drop? Yeah,
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a pretty good law abiding citizen too. Yeah. Yeah, Jimmy foxx Neil

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Flynn, I want to watch Den
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Okay, Happy birthday, Gerard tall
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was the janitor on Scrubs. It's
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whoopee Goldberg sixty eight, Yes,
he got Did you used to have Dary

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Black Queen sex with somebody dancing?
Was it? Yeah? That Ted dancing?

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Yeah? Were they married or just
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says she don't want a body in
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Whoopeek Goldberg boyfriends Ted dancing for sure? Ted dancing? Sure as heck.

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Yeah, there's a whole episode of
Cheers about it. They're all talking about

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it around the bar. Joe Montana
seventy six, I wants to dine next

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to him. I'm assuming you pronounce
that properly. Yes, Joe Montana,

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not Montana. Okay. After Joe
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you dined next to Joe Montagna yeap. And we were discussing. It

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was me, Bend and Skin and
my friend Jesse who used to work on

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The Kimel Show, and we were
discussing, how do we get out of

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here by acknowledging Joe Montana but without
interrupting his dinner. And we were just

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going around what scenario, what can
you do to acknowledge make eye contact but

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not bother him or say anything to
it? Not say anything? Yeah,

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So it was very fun. Skin
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eye and points at him. Play
ben. I think just waved at him.

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I did. I went with the
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just turned and I kind of gave
him like a I threw up a fist

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like I was gonna dap him,
and he raised his fist. Oh we

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air dapt from how far from a
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You gave him an air Okay,
yeah, as we're leaving, we look

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at it. We just get a
quick air dapt do He acknowledged all three

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of you. He did. It
was incredible because wal Chewing we we were

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once left, we felt like idiots, because we were like, we should

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have gone back. It actually interacted
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He was that would have been He
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We didn't want to bother the game. You were wrong on all fronts.

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You should have let Joe Montana enjoy
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uninterrupted by the likes of you.
Never do well? Is it Cafe

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Fiore? He can't have one damn
nice night at Cafe FIORI though idiots like

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KT and skin Right doing three different
gestures messing with him, I forgot what

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Jesse did something funny too. It
was really good. The helicopter, I

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think it was like a hat helicopter, a hat tip hat tipo a different

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plays. Mikey would have saluted properly
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sluted back, and then I knew, I knew I could be at ease

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because Joe Montagna Mikey goes to parade
rest and then you're stand there and he

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kind of eats more, glances up. It's like that'll that'll be all soldier.

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Steve's on fifty six. Steve's on
great movie that you've never heard of,

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is called safe Men, starring Steve's
on one of my favorite movies of

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all time. Big character actor great
in the movie Strange Wilderness and joy Ride.

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Steve's on, Mark Ruffalo, Peter
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these are big names character actors.
And I'm missing another. Oh Sam Rockwell.

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The Great Themes and Sam Rockwell are
the main two. With Mark Ruffalo,

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there's a little Peter Dinklish, Michael
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in it. Paul Giamatti, what
cast? Yeah, God, and no

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one's ever heard of it? What's
it called? Trash Men? Faif Man.

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It's like the tiptoes of our time. It's excellent and it's funny as

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hell, especially if you're Jewish,
because it is about the Jewish mode graves.

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It's hilarious in Rhode Island, Okay. Directed by a guy named Mark

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Hambard core like serious movie. It's
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It's a comedy. Let's go uh
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about Narcolepsi. I've never been able
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for him. I couldn't get there
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of Earty sixty oh and I like
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amazing. Governor Greg Abbott is sixty
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sixty. Sometimes I talk like this, and sometimes I'll talk like this.

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Y'all caught his mic check audio.
No, it's be fantastic. Sometimes I'll

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be talking like this, and sometimes
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Yeah, yeah, just going through
all of his different personalities. Coven,

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I'm next man. The Giants had
quite a quarterback situation yesterday. We'll

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discuss next on Ninety's even one of
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