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It is our number three New Marrow trace of Matt 22 00:02:51,719 --> 00:02:55,120 Connorton unleashed and we are live from the studios of w m n H ninety 23 00:02:55,120 --> 00:03:00,639 five point three FM in glorious Manchester, New Hampshire on Canal Street. Today 24 00:03:00,759 --> 00:03:06,319 is Saturday, June fifteenth, twenty twenty four. Jenny is here of course 25 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:10,479 with me as always, and we have some very special guests here in studio 26 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:14,439 with us. They are in town. They just played last night at the 27 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:19,479 shascine and this is the largest band physically speaking, that we've had in the 28 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:23,120 studio. Green Jelly is here. Welcome everybody. Well, actually we are 29 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:30,560 the world record holder of the largest band in music history. We have currently 30 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:37,360 one thousand and sixty nine active members throughout the world. My goodness. So 31 00:03:37,439 --> 00:03:39,479 how does that work? Like if somebody leaves, they never truly leave. 32 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:45,159 Well, how it works is I make a lot of peanut butter and jelly 33 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:50,520 sandwiches, right, and I go to Walmart a lot, and I buy 34 00:03:50,639 --> 00:03:58,400 lots of loaves of bread and choosy mothers choose Jeff. Okay, I understand. 35 00:03:58,759 --> 00:04:01,919 So Man Speaker is here, of course. Well, actually it's William 36 00:04:02,039 --> 00:04:06,240 man Speaker, and I want to I want to point out that the station 37 00:04:06,719 --> 00:04:15,120 is named after me. W M n H. That is William Man Speaker, 38 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:20,040 New Hampshire. Yes, So next time he announces this, I get 39 00:04:20,199 --> 00:04:26,199 a dollar. Every time you say the radio station's name, I get a 40 00:04:26,279 --> 00:04:30,199 dollar which I keep. He's not lying. When I was first offered a 41 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:33,160 show here, I was told by management that it is a fact named after 42 00:04:33,199 --> 00:04:38,519 you. Yes, Yes, William Man Speaker, New Hampshire. Ninety five 43 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:43,879 Boy three Rock and roll potty station. Oh crap, Now I owe Gene 44 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:49,079 Simmons five bucks. Oh, Gene Simmons, I owe him so much money 45 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:54,759 every time. I can't even kiss a fan without paying him five dollars. 46 00:04:54,959 --> 00:04:58,120 Well, did you pay him for introducing you in that video? I was 47 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:02,240 actually I had to buy and this is this is serious. I had to 48 00:05:02,319 --> 00:05:09,079 buy him twelve chocolate muffins. Yeah, Gene Simmons only eats the top of 49 00:05:09,199 --> 00:05:15,600 the muffins. Just I'm just putting it out there. One time I had 50 00:05:15,639 --> 00:05:21,040 to go park his car and there there was muffin crumbs everywhere. I'm like, 51 00:05:21,439 --> 00:05:26,040 this is not the god of thunder. This is the god of donuts, 52 00:05:26,399 --> 00:05:33,399 god a donuts in jelly rolls. I'm totally serious. The world gets 53 00:05:33,439 --> 00:05:38,600 weird when you're eating muffins with Gene Simmons. Yeah, but anyways, Yes, 54 00:05:38,759 --> 00:05:42,079 the station is named after me. Yes, yes, congratulations, fire 55 00:05:42,079 --> 00:05:45,439 you owe me seven dollars. Okay, well i'll see what I have. 56 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:48,879 Great and you've got the is this is this the entire band, the entire 57 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:55,759 current time. I mean it's a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of 58 00:05:55,879 --> 00:05:59,600 the band, but yes, this is the current band that we're out on 59 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:03,920 tour with correct okay, alright, and which you can't see this at home? 60 00:06:04,319 --> 00:06:09,959 Well, yes you can't. Hi, right now, there is eighty 61 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:13,839 seven people in the station right now. Yes, yes, this is quite 62 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:16,199 the h None of us took showers, right, that's all right. Hey 63 00:06:16,279 --> 00:06:21,439 it's and we were all eating peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I had to 64 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:25,279 get up at six am and start making them. Yeah, well that's uh 65 00:06:25,439 --> 00:06:29,720 that's very early. Yeah, well you know again, choosy mothers, choose 66 00:06:29,839 --> 00:06:31,959 you. Now, this isn't your first time in Manchester. Oh no, 67 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:36,600 I've been here a million times. And it's funny because I never knew the 68 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:41,680 name of the venue that we played it until you just said it. Yeah, 69 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:44,360 yeah, yeah, I played there like seven times. I had no 70 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:46,600 idea what the name was. Yeah. Jesse over there in the corner, 71 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:49,680 he was there last night. Of course. Hi, did you get hit 72 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:55,279 in the head with a pool noodle? The noodle was great. The hot 73 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:59,439 dog hat was even better. Oh. I did my best to keep on 74 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:01,519 the hat, especially while feeding the Calgary. Oh is that you? Oh? 75 00:07:01,639 --> 00:07:08,959 That was? Oh? You now have monkey box just so you know. 76 00:07:10,639 --> 00:07:17,959 The wm NH radio station is ground zero for the next pandemic. Ladies 77 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:24,439 and gentlemen, Monkey box is coming your way. We mutated it from the 78 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:28,839 Juggalo flu. We were passing out. Oh, we were passing out the 79 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:33,800 whoop whoop whooping cough for a while. So everyone who comes to our show 80 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:38,879 that wears one of our costumes, you go home with some sort of disease. 81 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:46,199 I really work for the CIA as an undercover agent. My job is 82 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:53,079 to spread disease across the world. Yeah. I single handedly brought COVID to 83 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:58,800 Wisconsin. Wow. And March of twenty twenty, we had a contest to 84 00:07:58,879 --> 00:08:03,040 see how many people are going to drink whiskey shots off my balls? Okay, 85 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:05,759 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 86 00:08:05,319 --> 00:08:11,279 we we have we have beach balls. Oh okay, we have. I 87 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:13,519 mean you get, you get, you can you can vouch for that, 88 00:08:13,839 --> 00:08:22,079 right. We had beach balls. Lots of beach balls and lots of pool 89 00:08:22,199 --> 00:08:24,480 noodles. Okay, all right, And if you want to take them to 90 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:28,879 the beach ball and the pool noodle to a different level, that's up to 91 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:35,600 you. I'm sure. Okay, it's twenty twenty four. We're using we 92 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:39,360 were were using big boy words and I want to point out. I want 93 00:08:39,399 --> 00:08:46,279 to point out right now that I that me personally, I identify as a 94 00:08:46,399 --> 00:08:52,240 dog. Okay, and we brought my wife here today. Baby girl is 95 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:56,720 here the first uh dog member of Green Jellow. Yes, you thought he 96 00:08:56,879 --> 00:09:00,919 was fat. That's just a wiener dog and his bucket. I have to 97 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:03,600 ask you something now, you just said you just said green Jello, Yes, 98 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:07,960 Green Jel. Are you legally permitted to say hell? No, I'm 99 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:13,879 not legally permitted to do anything. Everything I do is stolen. I've stolen 100 00:09:13,919 --> 00:09:18,320 the three Little Pig song. It's really smoke on the water obviously. Uh. 101 00:09:20,039 --> 00:09:26,799 The cow god is Aceus spades. Green Jello is actually ground up horsehoofs 102 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:33,480 with green dye. I stole that name also, And when they wanted to 103 00:09:33,519 --> 00:09:37,000 assume me, I instantly changed my name to Green Chevrolet. Oh okay, 104 00:09:39,679 --> 00:09:43,679 they were please, So I went for green xerox. Yeah, and you 105 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:48,600 know the red. And now now nobody cares. Okay, it's thirty years 106 00:09:48,799 --> 00:09:56,639 later. Hey, they're like green who Green Yello. And then every once 107 00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:58,000 in a while, this guy with a beard will come up to me and 108 00:09:58,039 --> 00:10:03,960 say, dude, I remember, yeah, the hell with Bill Cosby bro 109 00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:09,799 I didn't leave the guy alone. He's got enough problems. Man. You 110 00:10:09,879 --> 00:10:13,840 don't only that you harassing him, dude, you made them change the name. 111 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:20,159 He has nothing to do with that, that's right. I love pudding 112 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:24,519 pops. By the way, Yes, well good, are you legally permitted 113 00:10:24,559 --> 00:10:28,679 to say that? No, by old Geene Simmons? Another dollar? He 114 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:33,120 owns putting pops. Did you know that Hiss owns pudding pops? Oh? 115 00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:37,600 Yeah, I do know. He's trying to say, wanta pudding pop all 116 00:10:37,799 --> 00:10:43,679 day? That vers I did not. I did not know. They didn't 117 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:48,240 play that on the farewelfare or force. They did. They did that was 118 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:50,240 for the VIP experience. Yes, that's true. Of the Meat and Green 119 00:10:50,679 --> 00:10:54,919 one hundred thousand dollars. You get to look at Gene Simmons through a telescope. 120 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:03,360 And I don't know if you know this, there is a green yellow 121 00:11:03,559 --> 00:11:07,120 Kiss connection here. Oh I we We actually did the Green Jello did the 122 00:11:07,679 --> 00:11:13,600 Kiss Reunion tour launch back in nineteen ninety six. I didn't know that. 123 00:11:13,799 --> 00:11:18,679 Yes, the first time that Green or that Green Jellow got back together, 124 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:22,080 the first time Kiss got back together and put the costumes in the makeup on 125 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:26,399 were actually in my office. Really. Yes, it was a very bizarre 126 00:11:26,559 --> 00:11:31,440 experience. And the best part of it is Doc McGee used to make them 127 00:11:31,559 --> 00:11:35,000 show up at eight in the morning and put on the costumes and then wear 128 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:39,519 them all day to five o'clock. So, you know, for the first 129 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:45,080 like month, it was like, oh, dude, man, fucking geck, 130 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:48,960 Oh heck, what did I say? That? A bad word? 131 00:11:50,159 --> 00:11:52,320 I did? I said, Gene Simmons, I got it. No, 132 00:11:52,759 --> 00:11:56,200 kiss is my favorite fan. You can talk about Gene all you want. 133 00:11:56,279 --> 00:12:01,240 I know. For a while was great. They're hanging out, you know, 134 00:12:01,159 --> 00:12:03,840 and then all of a sudden it became like, oh, no, 135 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:11,799 here he comes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, Geene, Yeah 136 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:18,960 yeah yeah. The chocolate muffins. All right, it doesn't right And again 137 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:22,679 I don't mean to ramble on them, because I will. Yes, we 138 00:12:22,759 --> 00:12:26,120 got an hour, oh one day, we're doing that. We're doing the 139 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:30,559 Kissery Union photo shoot. Right, it's a big, gigantic deal. We 140 00:12:30,759 --> 00:12:35,200 rented a lion for some sort of unknown reason. Uh, Peter, Chris 141 00:12:35,279 --> 00:12:37,039 really didn't like that idea, Like, Peter, you gotta go stand next 142 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:43,720 to the lion. I left the building. I don't. You don't want 143 00:12:43,759 --> 00:12:46,600 to be eating No, no, I don't know they brought this big lion 144 00:12:46,639 --> 00:12:52,360 in. But either way, either way, Ace Freely is missing. He's 145 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:54,840 missing, he's not showing up. They're all freaking out. Jean Simmons and 146 00:12:54,919 --> 00:12:58,120 Paul Stanley are like the mom and dad right, and they're like losing them, 147 00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:00,919 Oh my god, where is he? Where's he? Was it? 148 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:05,039 And finally he strolls in like five pm, and they're like, Ace, 149 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:09,799 where you been. He's like, I don't remember. And they're like, 150 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:18,360 where's your car? They had just bottom a brand new like Mustaine convertible and 151 00:13:18,559 --> 00:13:20,559 he and he takes a cab over. They're like, where where's the car? 152 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:30,200 Race? I lent it to some striper. And these are two men 153 00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:37,279 that you know, are sober in these elaborate costumes, disciplining some drug guy 154 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:43,559 that looks like a bum that strolled and I gave the cat it was striper, 155 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:50,480 and so so whatever happens, blah blah blah, and it's now time 156 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:54,840 for his photo shoot and and Jean can't fight his bill. Bill, go 157 00:13:54,000 --> 00:14:00,519 find Ace, Go find Oh god, I did it again. This is 158 00:14:00,639 --> 00:14:05,240 not how sorry I said. Oh heck, oh hell, it's our fault. 159 00:14:05,039 --> 00:14:07,799 Sorry that heck heck, we should have put the shot collar on you. 160 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:18,679 So either way, I'm in this whole whole building for Ace Freely. 161 00:14:18,759 --> 00:14:22,720 I'm like, oh god, why how did my life become that they're gonna 162 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:26,759 wrangle Ace Freely? And I look everywhere six thousand square feet. I can't 163 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:31,759 find this guy. So I go in the bathroom and oh my god, 164 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:39,480 you think that learning about Santa Claus is fake and the Easter Bunny. Wait 165 00:14:39,639 --> 00:14:46,240 till you go into the boy's bathroom and you see Ace Freely taking a poop 166 00:14:46,759 --> 00:14:52,879 and his costume is hung over the little the door and all you can see 167 00:14:54,159 --> 00:15:00,960 is his silver boots and I'm the guy that's got a hurt up as poop. 168 00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:11,720 Right, your photo shoot is now right, So all the complaints that 169 00:15:11,799 --> 00:15:15,120 Paul and Jean have about him are true, is what you're saying. You 170 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:18,240 know, it was it wonderful to see a Jean and Paul are definitely the 171 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:22,840 mom and dad, and the other two are definitely the children. Yeh. 172 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:28,360 And it was great to be the wrangler of the children. Yeah. So 173 00:15:28,879 --> 00:15:31,960 anyways, Hi, Hey, do you want to Bill? Do you want 174 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:37,279 to introduce the rest of No, I'm just gonna talk all night all day, 175 00:15:37,559 --> 00:15:41,480 all right to the left of me, which you cannot see all the 176 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:48,639 way from Hollywood, California. The man who literally quit his job at Netflix. 177 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:56,519 He was on the motor cycle club series called The Mayans Really, and 178 00:15:56,600 --> 00:16:03,039 he was also a DJ and a strip joint after named after a Motley Cruz 179 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:07,600 song. Oh okay, and he quit all that. Ladies and gentlemen, 180 00:16:07,679 --> 00:16:15,120 give it up for Jello Legosy Welcome, Welcome Jello. The club was actually 181 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:18,360 in the Motley Crue video for Girls, Girls, Girls, Oh no kidding, 182 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:22,039 Yeah, the Seventh Veil, oh wow. And I actually played the 183 00:16:22,159 --> 00:16:26,559 hell at the Seventh Veil. Wow. I played the Seventh where I played 184 00:16:26,639 --> 00:16:32,600 the strip club that he was working at as Green Jello. Oh okay, 185 00:16:32,639 --> 00:16:34,279 And he was the DJ. Yes, And that's where we first met, 186 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:37,159 where we met, And then about a year after that I opened up for 187 00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:41,159 Green Jello, oh okay. And then about a year after that I haven't 188 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:45,200 left his side, no, yes, Oh so you've been the man a 189 00:16:45,279 --> 00:16:48,360 long time? Oh yeah, good four years now? Yeah? Okay, 190 00:16:48,679 --> 00:16:52,200 yeah, since New Year's Eve of twenty nineteen, okay, okay, and 191 00:16:52,519 --> 00:16:57,440 only because one of our members was at his strip club and it told him 192 00:16:57,519 --> 00:17:02,559 to join our band, right, and with no knowledge to me, all 193 00:17:02,559 --> 00:17:03,599 of a sudden he just shows up and I'm like, Hi, who are 194 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:08,200 yours? I'm playing guitar. I'm like, hello are you? That was 195 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:15,960 literally the greeting eye got hello, who are you like DJ? When that 196 00:17:15,119 --> 00:17:22,119 girl was fad yeah, and then right next to him. This is this 197 00:17:22,279 --> 00:17:27,200 is the most bizarre story of all for like eighty shows. I'm like, 198 00:17:27,279 --> 00:17:33,640 who is this dude? He just kept showing up and I don't know who 199 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:38,400 he is because his name's Casper. So he decided to wear a ghost costume, 200 00:17:40,079 --> 00:17:45,640 which what took me until last night to realize that's why he was wearing 201 00:17:45,759 --> 00:17:51,359 the ghost costume. The name was Casper. Yeah, but and that was 202 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:56,119 on stage, so I didn't know what he looked like. And this this 203 00:17:56,400 --> 00:18:00,359 random ghost would show up randomly whatever. So I'm like, oh, this 204 00:18:00,519 --> 00:18:06,519 is really freaking me out. But ladies and gentlemen, give it up for 205 00:18:06,759 --> 00:18:17,680 Casper. Welcome and Casper builds drug stores in Canada. Yes, yes, 206 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:22,119 yes, he took off the day from building drug stores and he drove all 207 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:26,039 away here from Canada. Wow, yep, well welcome, thank you very 208 00:18:26,119 --> 00:18:27,039 much. Well it's not that far from Canada, right, I mean, 209 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:33,880 we do border Canada. Tell us tell us something that we don't know about. 210 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:41,519 Plaster. I don't even know what plaster is. Gyps Gypson, No, 211 00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:51,359 Nope, wow, I would not do not hire Casper to build your 212 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:55,400 drug store at all. And right next to him, this is this is 213 00:18:55,480 --> 00:19:00,200 one of my favorite stories. I get a random message on Facebook, which 214 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:04,079 I do all the time, and this guy says, Hey, I live 215 00:19:04,119 --> 00:19:08,559 in Arkansas. Can I join your band? And I'm like, yeah, 216 00:19:08,759 --> 00:19:15,200 sure. A week later, this guy's knocking on my door in Los Angeles 217 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:22,279 with his dog and I'm like, you're who and he's like, I'm the 218 00:19:22,359 --> 00:19:26,200 guy that drove here from Arkansas. And that was like three years ago. 219 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:33,440 And since then, him and that little Wiener dog been following me everywhere. 220 00:19:34,759 --> 00:19:38,440 We're talking like a hundred shows. Wherever I go, he's there. I'm 221 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:41,640 at the Walmart, there he is with his Wiener dog. I'm at the 222 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:45,799 hotel. There he is in my bed with is wiener dog. And then 223 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:51,759 you know, you know, we got drunk. Some things happened, and 224 00:19:52,119 --> 00:19:56,279 you know, and now I identify as a dog and I love baby girl. 225 00:19:56,519 --> 00:20:00,599 We're getting married. I was having my puppies. Well that's uh, 226 00:20:00,839 --> 00:20:04,519 that that's you know, we don't jump having my puppies. So before we 227 00:20:04,599 --> 00:20:11,000 go further, you're a dog in love A question though, yes, question. 228 00:20:11,359 --> 00:20:14,160 I'm getting the impression as you're telling the story and I talk a lot, 229 00:20:14,319 --> 00:20:17,240 well that well, that's good because that's that's what we do here. 230 00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:19,519 But I'm getting the impression that all you have to do to join the band 231 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:23,799 is show up and oh yeah, yeah, yes, yeah, yes. 232 00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:29,000 They're all these people. I don't I don't even know the real names. 233 00:20:29,079 --> 00:20:33,640 Yeah, I'm not kidding. Wow. We were checking in the hotel room 234 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:36,359 the other day and they called him by some name and I'm like, who 235 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:41,400 the who? Who is who is taylormanics? Right, it's just some sort 236 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:49,039 of like seventies show that we're watching or undercover detectives rolling in. I have 237 00:20:49,279 --> 00:20:55,519 no idea. And so anyways, he shows up with with his dog and 238 00:20:56,599 --> 00:21:03,519 he's been playing over one hundred shows with us. His name is load Welcome. 239 00:21:03,839 --> 00:21:07,720 We actually met him on tour with the Insane Clown Posse. Whoop woop 240 00:21:08,319 --> 00:21:14,200 yes, yes, woof woof, woof, shout us all the members in 241 00:21:14,279 --> 00:21:17,640 the room and ninety five point three for having us. Thank you, thank 242 00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:19,519 you, thank youan Loak and baby Girl. Well, the station is named 243 00:21:19,559 --> 00:21:22,480 after Bill, so we were kind of obligator there. We got another dollar. 244 00:21:26,799 --> 00:21:32,640 All right. So this this is one of my favorite all time members 245 00:21:32,799 --> 00:21:37,799 and one of my favorite stories. Okay, now imagine this. It's the 246 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:45,400 year two thousand and five and American Idol is at its height, Okay, 247 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:48,880 and it really has nothing to do with the story. But I had just 248 00:21:48,079 --> 00:21:52,680 sold my my rave club, which we will not get into at all. 249 00:21:52,880 --> 00:22:00,839 Okay. Ah, So that's why that's why I'm home watching him American Idol, 250 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,440 That's why, you know. So I'm just sitting home because I got 251 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:10,480 time on my hand and there's this three second like blip, an American Idol 252 00:22:11,079 --> 00:22:19,680 of some weird man wearing this gigantic, elaborate duct tape costume. And I 253 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:25,400 just cut it out of the blink of mylet. What the And I searched 254 00:22:25,839 --> 00:22:33,960 the internet and I hunted this dude down and I recruited him into my band. 255 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:40,480 In two thousand and eight. He went on there, he sang some 256 00:22:40,759 --> 00:22:42,839 song. They said, blah blah blah, and Simon Cowell said, get 257 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:49,039 that allway from me. Weirdo, stop following me around. And he created 258 00:22:51,480 --> 00:23:00,920 his own green yellow guar cover band called Guello GW E L and Yes yep 259 00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:04,319 from originally from Salem, pracked Salem. We started out in Salem. We 260 00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:07,880 still kind of got out down there quite a bit. It's not loud enough. 261 00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:15,599 No your mouth like last night, we get it weighed out. Thanks, 262 00:23:17,599 --> 00:23:21,000 Yeah, go for it. For what I was trying to say now, 263 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:26,720 I was was like saying, this grand thing and how we met at 264 00:23:26,759 --> 00:23:30,079 the America and I we're local to the New Hampshire, Massachusetts area. Okay, 265 00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:34,039 okay, cool, you'll have to bring them in. Oh by an 266 00:23:34,119 --> 00:23:41,680 incredible band, the only one who speaks. But it's not as much as 267 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:45,920 Bill, not as much as Bill not. But I've known him since two 268 00:23:45,039 --> 00:23:48,759 thousand and five when I hunted him down, and then in two thousand and 269 00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:53,240 eight he joined our band and he's got he's I don't know what do you 270 00:23:53,279 --> 00:23:57,440 know? Best? Yes? Yes, really best friends. Excellent And he 271 00:23:57,559 --> 00:24:02,720 also went on tour with us UH with the Insane Clown Posse, which was 272 00:24:02,839 --> 00:24:07,440 incredible. That was a good run. In fact, was it here or 273 00:24:07,519 --> 00:24:11,279 is it Maine? It was Maine, Maine and Ginos, yes, where 274 00:24:11,359 --> 00:24:15,680 Violent J came to the club personally. We were on our way to the 275 00:24:15,759 --> 00:24:18,480 show and I got a phone call from the from the promoter and he's like, 276 00:24:18,559 --> 00:24:22,519 hey, Violent J is here to meet you guys. And I tell 277 00:24:22,559 --> 00:24:26,480 Bill and he's like Violent Who. And we're like, oh, insane clown 278 00:24:26,519 --> 00:24:30,319 bossy And they met there personally and he's like, so you got just guys 279 00:24:30,359 --> 00:24:34,480 all over the country that know your music. And it's like, yeah, 280 00:24:34,559 --> 00:24:37,799 he knows it. They know it. And it was blown away. And 281 00:24:37,839 --> 00:24:42,039 then next thing you know, we're on the Gathering of the Juggalos playing tours 282 00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:45,200 with with ICP. How many how many dates did you do with them? 283 00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:51,640 I don't remember how many dates were on the weekends. I want to say 284 00:24:51,799 --> 00:24:55,279 I did personally like ten or eleven of them. Yeah, mostly mostly on 285 00:24:55,359 --> 00:24:59,920 the East Coast. Yeah, which was really wonderful. Like he's a huge 286 00:25:00,319 --> 00:25:04,240 insane clown posse fan. Yeah, I have no idea. Okay, I'm 287 00:25:04,279 --> 00:25:07,920 in my old little bunk. He's aware of them, but he's not gonna 288 00:25:07,279 --> 00:25:11,160 at the time not going to recognize land Jay or Shaggy Too Dope by name. 289 00:25:11,599 --> 00:25:17,359 So we roll up He's Kurts Drive and he rolls up and just like 290 00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:25,920 any day, there's some chubby, bearded guy in the parking lot, you 291 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:30,680 know, no clown paint, no clo anxious to say hello, and he's 292 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:37,359 rambling on about his clown band, you know, and it's like Thursday to 293 00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:42,200 me. It's another bearded guy tell me about his clown band. It happens 294 00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:48,680 with alarming, it does. And he invites me to his clown party out 295 00:25:48,759 --> 00:25:53,319 in the forest and I'm like, yes, there's like the gathering of the 296 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:56,039 Juggles. I need you to come out and call my brother. And I'm 297 00:25:56,039 --> 00:25:59,559 like, yeah, yeah, sure, your clown party. Clown brother. 298 00:26:00,039 --> 00:26:03,359 Oh, you know, he's excited about it. So I'm just not excited 299 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:08,039 at all. And I just post a little picture of me and violent Jim 300 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:17,079 or a violent So anyways, I I post this little picture and then I 301 00:26:17,519 --> 00:26:22,880 call the number like the next day, and the guy is so angry at 302 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:27,559 me. Really, oh, he's pissed and well, how dare you announce 303 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:33,559 that you're playing at the gathering of the jugglos before us? And he just 304 00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:41,119 spreading me and I'm just like, just could I just explain this? I 305 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:51,920 said, this isn't the first time that a fat bearded dude has approached me 306 00:26:52,119 --> 00:26:57,240 in a parking lot and asked me to play at their clown festival in the 307 00:26:57,319 --> 00:27:06,240 woods. You gottall just's pretty regular hole was that, you know, the 308 00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:10,079 speakerphone, and it went from this very like you know, you're in a 309 00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:14,160 lot of trouble to everybody laughing. I'm like, I realized this is just 310 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:18,240 Saturday to me, guys, and so they uh give me the the website 311 00:27:18,279 --> 00:27:22,400 and I pull it up and I'm like, oh, I was like, 312 00:27:22,599 --> 00:27:26,559 damn, you're legit and they're like, yeah, we're waiting legit. So 313 00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:32,680 again this is you know, uh angry Jim would say, our violent jay. 314 00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:38,039 Uh. He's telling the other clown posse guy, you know, I 315 00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:42,039 want this band on the bill. And now again they're pissed at me, 316 00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:49,359 but they've they've taken my clown excuse and they throw me like the show it 317 00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:55,079 starts Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, right. They put me on 318 00:27:56,000 --> 00:28:02,799 on Wednesday the first night at three in the morning, oh yeah, oh 319 00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:07,880 wow, and a tent on top of some gigantic hell of a hill, 320 00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:11,000 you know, up against one of their big guys, Like what was that 321 00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:17,279 or something was playing the main stage at the same time, and they put 322 00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:19,240 all the jugs are gonna want to see? Yeah, so they gave me 323 00:28:19,279 --> 00:28:26,599 the worst, worst, worst slot possible, and right before we play, 324 00:28:26,839 --> 00:28:30,799 some fucking jugglo that's tripping. What did I say? I got it? 325 00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:34,200 What did I say? I got it? Another f B again, Yeah, 326 00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:38,240 I caught it. I didn't even hear it that time. I didn't 327 00:28:38,279 --> 00:28:41,599 hear it either. I didn't hear it the twenty other times. Well either 328 00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:48,680 way, some crazy's some crazy jugglo you know, tripping on eighty pounds of 329 00:28:48,839 --> 00:28:57,160 mushrooms, randomly comes in the tent with his giant fire extinguisher and smashes the 330 00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:07,880 whole like pa, like the mixing council. The sound guy's like a long, 331 00:29:08,119 --> 00:29:15,200 super long story. Short place was packed and we broke out into complete 332 00:29:15,279 --> 00:29:22,799 anarchy. Uh. We brought a hundred punk rock puppets and we dressed up 333 00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:27,119 everyone inside. They'll got the juggalos to bring a picnic table from the picnic 334 00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:34,839 across the table around all the picnic tables, and they took off like the 335 00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:40,039 big wooden ones and we when we piled up and we made like this mountain 336 00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:45,200 of wooden picnic tables in which I'm on the top like screaming while all these 337 00:29:45,559 --> 00:29:56,359 punk rock puppets are washing, And there was a moment of complete unclarity where 338 00:29:56,400 --> 00:30:00,359 I'm like, let's set it on fire. Oh my god, no, 339 00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:10,839 no, no, I remembered the white snake incident. Close enough whatever, 340 00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:15,200 I'm like enough, but it would have been a perfect time to set a 341 00:30:15,319 --> 00:30:19,119 bonfire with me on the top and it all burning inside some sort of tent 342 00:30:19,279 --> 00:30:27,119 and God forsaken nowhere, Ohio, and right next to the guy from Guello, 343 00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:37,839 ladies and gentlemen from Oklahoma, Kansas, the world champion pig wrestler herself, 344 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:45,759 please give it up for Slim Jelly. Heyall, Slim Jelly, welcome, 345 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:48,920 Thank you, Thank you, guys not to be here. Jenny and 346 00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:51,599 I are big wrestling fans, but I don't think we've seen the pig wrestling. 347 00:30:53,559 --> 00:31:03,359 She wrestles a good pig. She is also the blue ribbon state champion 348 00:31:03,799 --> 00:31:10,000 pig squealer. And if we all coat, that's just for the show. 349 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:15,599 If we coat, we can get her to talk like a pig, to 350 00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:23,799 come out, talk like a pig, talk like a talk like a pig, 351 00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:33,200 talk like a pig. Ladies and gentlemen, slim jelly, little peggy, 352 00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:48,279 little tiny baby pig. Wow, getting not in here? All right? 353 00:31:51,039 --> 00:31:55,039 All right? And I know, I know we're in New Hampshire, 354 00:31:55,880 --> 00:32:00,720 and I know that you cannot get any sort of marijuana here. So if 355 00:32:00,759 --> 00:32:08,279 you're looking for some good drugs, we brought our own math dealer himself. 356 00:32:09,039 --> 00:32:15,039 Ladies and gentlemen. This guy's got enough three point one four one six one 357 00:32:15,279 --> 00:32:23,720 seven pie to get you all. Give it up mcquations. Yeah, but 358 00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:28,799 now you've got a and you've got a what do you call that with the 359 00:32:29,119 --> 00:32:31,000 spinny things on top of the hat. This is basically where I get all 360 00:32:31,039 --> 00:32:36,160 my power from all my mathematician power. This is a a beanie. It's 361 00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:42,000 a tripropeller beanie. Really. I noticed this morning it was actually very windy 362 00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:45,720 outside and I had to brace myself to the van to make sure I did 363 00:32:45,799 --> 00:32:47,960 it. I didn't fly away. Yes, yeah, all right, but 364 00:32:49,039 --> 00:32:51,640 I'm here. I made it. And when it starts spinning like that, 365 00:32:51,799 --> 00:32:55,720 he just starts spitting out equations. Really, yes, if you blow him 366 00:32:55,799 --> 00:33:06,359 hard enough, you'll start spitting it out A square plus square squired. Did 367 00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:09,759 I say something I don't even know if I said something right there. As 368 00:33:09,839 --> 00:33:13,920 someone who's terrible at math, I'm very impressed, thank you, thank you 369 00:33:14,799 --> 00:33:20,400 that you have three versus the usual one enhances its abilities exactly. I was 370 00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:22,680 hoping that we wouldn't actually say that on air, but now everyone knows my 371 00:33:22,759 --> 00:33:30,759 secret. It's fine, though, the secret of three. Yes, Now, 372 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:32,880 is this literally everybody who's on stage? I know you have thousands, 373 00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:39,319 but is this literally everyone who was on stage last night? I don't know 374 00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:43,799 where they are. I don't know what they look like. I don't know. 375 00:33:45,079 --> 00:33:47,039 They just show up. They show up, and it's best. When 376 00:33:47,079 --> 00:33:50,960 the sound guy asked me how many people are in your bed, I'm like, 377 00:33:51,119 --> 00:33:57,240 I don't know. Yeah, we have sent so many sound people to 378 00:33:57,759 --> 00:34:07,000 therapy crying. I have this wonderful picture of the sound guy crying in New 379 00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:10,519 Orleans. He's like ball, He's in a ball, rolled up in the 380 00:34:10,679 --> 00:34:15,519 corner behind his mixer. Yeah. Like we're like middle of sound check and 381 00:34:15,559 --> 00:34:19,199 they're going off to smoke a cigarette. They're just they give dressed out, 382 00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:22,400 give it up. Yeah, they're like, how many guitars about? I 383 00:34:22,519 --> 00:34:28,480 think we got seven tonight, then like ten actually liked come, Yeah, 384 00:34:28,559 --> 00:34:31,599 extra drummers oh yeah, but we sew up with three drummers. We got 385 00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:37,000 four drum sets. This will be fun. That's so true. What's the 386 00:34:37,039 --> 00:34:39,760 most drums that you've ever had? Four? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, 387 00:34:40,199 --> 00:34:45,760 wow, four drums, twelve guitars, eight bass and six singers. I 388 00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:51,599 think was the most. Yeah, that was for Sweden Rock Festival. Oh 389 00:34:51,599 --> 00:34:54,440 okay, okay, do you do you ever have to? Like obviously a 390 00:34:54,519 --> 00:34:58,519 venue like the Shafskiing there's only so much room, so then you have to 391 00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:04,000 the best. I love when they're like the stage is tiny and the room 392 00:35:04,159 --> 00:35:10,840 is small because complete pandemonium just breaks out. Rats, toilet paper, beach 393 00:35:12,039 --> 00:35:16,400 balls, punk rock puppets, crowd stage band on the floor. Yeah yeah. 394 00:35:17,199 --> 00:35:22,440 And what I do before the show, Like people start showing up around 395 00:35:22,519 --> 00:35:25,719 eight o'clock, right and I know that they're not home, So I go 396 00:35:27,039 --> 00:35:31,320 to their homes and I break into their garage and I steal all of their 397 00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:37,239 holiday lawn inflatables. And right now we got like eighty of them when we 398 00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:44,039 just plug them in. We played this show in Buffalo and all over lawn 399 00:35:44,159 --> 00:35:52,159 and fatbles kept blowing the power like huge festival, thousands of people and it's 400 00:35:52,440 --> 00:36:01,280 and and it's all depending on the ability to power twenties seven lawn inflatables. 401 00:36:01,519 --> 00:36:12,159 Right, they didn't this year, but it was just so perfect, again 402 00:36:13,199 --> 00:36:16,480 ruining the lives of sound men across the world. Yes, that's what I 403 00:36:16,559 --> 00:36:20,639 do, Yes, and I'm proud of it. Well, it's important. 404 00:36:21,519 --> 00:36:25,440 It is. It is because when a club is asked, what was your 405 00:36:25,639 --> 00:36:32,320 greatest nightmare and they say green, yellow, yes, I know my job 406 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:37,480 is done. Is the sound guys with the horror stories of the night before? 407 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:40,440 Oh yes, yes, yes, or like some other show, they're 408 00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:43,800 like, oh my god, it's crazy and it's like you had it easy 409 00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:49,159 tonight. There was only five guitar players as opposed to seventeen, and we 410 00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:52,280 put the fire out. Yeah yeah, they were like, oh man, 411 00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:59,480 I got off lights. Don't have to renew my Xana subscription. That must 412 00:36:59,599 --> 00:37:06,159 be the longest introduction to your band on the radio and w m N eight 413 00:37:06,679 --> 00:37:12,599 more guys on the phone. That's all right, but yes, yes, 414 00:37:12,679 --> 00:37:17,599 scene low A quick, a quick small origin story for Jelly and the equations 415 00:37:17,679 --> 00:37:22,880 like when did they come in? When did they come in? Well, 416 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:30,039 I was in Oklahoma at the pig wrestling events and just the way that she 417 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:35,519 was you know, wrestling that pig. I I knew you knew. He 418 00:37:35,639 --> 00:37:38,280 knew I was a musician by how good I was at Wrang, I knew 419 00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:45,159 she was a great magician. Yeah, I will say, just really quickly. 420 00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:49,639 I also front a band called thinky Flesh. That's right, thinky Flesh, 421 00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:53,079 And you can find us wherever you find yourself, because it is in 422 00:37:53,199 --> 00:38:00,320 your head. Yes. So so what what I do is I basically point, 423 00:38:00,679 --> 00:38:05,119 I lie to these strangers that I find in the Walmart, and I 424 00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:09,679 promised them fame and fortune and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I will 425 00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:14,320 say I never did get that peanut butter and jelly sandwich. He keeps talking 426 00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:22,360 about, keeps talking about. And then I don't eat peanut butter and jelly. 427 00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:25,599 There's meat, he can don't eat meat. I got air for breakfast. 428 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,559 Oh yeah, well it's not good. And I'm on the air right 429 00:38:29,639 --> 00:38:36,239 now. WHOA, My mind is blown. We're on the air. Where 430 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:43,400 you are eating air? Where are you playing tonight? You're you're God, 431 00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:47,719 I don't know are playing here. I believe you're I believe you're in Vermont 432 00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:52,239 this evening, Vermont. I like that. I like that night. I 433 00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:59,679 like that name. Vermont. Hopefully the sound off listening Vermon sound guy and 434 00:39:00,039 --> 00:39:04,599 Vermont were coming for you to nights. They do have a sound guy in 435 00:39:04,719 --> 00:39:09,039 Vermont. Yea, I understand that was the sound guy and they did not. 436 00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:17,880 And the worst thing about the sound guy, he's always trying to pay 437 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:22,079 me with the sound check. Uh, And I tell him I don't. 438 00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:27,880 I don't have a bank. I need I need cash on a sound check, 439 00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:31,880 right right. They got to debate me about it, But I don't 440 00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:37,639 think who who writes checks in twenty twenty four? Pretty rarely? I don't 441 00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:42,280 mean, is it is it what it like? Is it like the like 442 00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:45,440 Apple pay? But just through sound Well you gotta understand too, Vermont, 443 00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:47,800 it's you know, if you're in Vermont, right, it's a little bit 444 00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:51,400 better because a lot of time, Yes, yes, yes, you know, 445 00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:55,440 but when you're when you're when you're using the sound check, yes, 446 00:39:57,159 --> 00:40:00,480 do you use your phone to do it? You have to sign it? 447 00:40:00,599 --> 00:40:05,159 Does Vermont let you cash a sound check? That's a good question. That's 448 00:40:05,199 --> 00:40:09,360 a good question. We've just been playing in all the wrong places. They 449 00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:15,039 won't cast your sound check, No, no, they will not. And 450 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:22,880 the other day we we broke an e chord h And I go to the 451 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:28,880 guitar center and I say I need an E chord, Yes, And they 452 00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:31,559 don't. They're looking at me like like like I don't know what I'm talking 453 00:40:31,639 --> 00:40:35,360 about. I would have just played one for you and you'd be all set. 454 00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:37,480 Played. Yeah, just play the chord. What do you mean? 455 00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:40,480 You know? Like you like you get the sound check? Why would you 456 00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:45,800 play a chord you get electrocuted. Yes, it's very dangerous. That's the 457 00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:54,480 danger of now, I get it. The danger. Yes, the danger. 458 00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:04,199 That's what the child have been right the day. We gotta we gotta 459 00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:10,679 add danger to the show, add some danger. It is a way pool 460 00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:15,800 noodles everywhere. Yes, I also go to all the towns and I loot 461 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:22,239 all the pool noodles. Yes. So when you go later on today or 462 00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:25,239 later on this month, when the heat gets a little a little warmer, 463 00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:30,039 a little humid. Yeah, and you're thinking yourself, I'm gonna go for 464 00:41:30,079 --> 00:41:34,280 a pool party, You're gonna go the ninety nine cent store to buy some 465 00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:47,480 pool noodles. Nope, I bought all the pool noodles in time. You 466 00:41:47,559 --> 00:41:52,199 know what, there's a funny story about that. When you when you buy 467 00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:57,480 one hundred pool noodles, when you get three boxes of pool noodles, and 468 00:41:57,599 --> 00:42:02,159 you go up to that employee at the said store that don't give two hex 469 00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:12,719 yoh, who give a fudget? All you pay for like four? Yeah? 470 00:42:13,079 --> 00:42:15,199 Yeah, I'm not kidding. They did you you can get it. 471 00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:19,000 They didn't care. I can actually see how that would happen. Yes, 472 00:42:19,119 --> 00:42:22,360 they don't. They're not. They're not gonna scan everyone. They like, 473 00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:28,199 I'm getting minimum waves. I'm not scanning one hundred noodles. They werennoying when 474 00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:31,440 they had to break their cigarette break to come inside. Watch the guy walk 475 00:42:31,519 --> 00:42:35,840 around with his dirt bag buddies, What is up with that? Every time 476 00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:40,039 you go to the dollar store that they're smoking outside. Right, we're not 477 00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:46,000 talking cigarettes either. You would expect that we that we either math math. 478 00:42:46,119 --> 00:42:52,960 There doing a lot of math at the night Math. You would expect happy, 479 00:42:52,000 --> 00:43:00,400 healthy employees at the Yeah they're out there, give you a dollar said 480 00:43:00,559 --> 00:43:08,800 store. Do the mask, do the math. That's the new slogan for 481 00:43:09,039 --> 00:43:15,440 ninety nine cents story. He's supposed to do the math. You I provide 482 00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:17,320 the math. How you provide the mask? Everyone else does the mask? 483 00:43:19,119 --> 00:43:23,599 Math. Right, right, he's got some clean math. Do you do 484 00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:34,840 the accounting for that, accounts for yourself? Yeah? And then what happens 485 00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:52,280 after Vermont Granton granted, but this tour? What idiot routed this tour? 486 00:43:52,400 --> 00:44:02,199 Why would you go from yeah, never mind, Yeah, we're gonna get 487 00:44:02,199 --> 00:44:06,000 to see some cool trees on them. At least we're not going to New 488 00:44:06,079 --> 00:44:09,400 York to Washington Washington State. Oh yeah. March March of twenty twenty four 489 00:44:09,559 --> 00:44:15,800 were to Florida, and then the next weekend was Arizona, Arizona, New 490 00:44:15,079 --> 00:44:20,239 which we started in California, And the next weekend was New York, New 491 00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:23,800 York State, and then the weekend after that was Washington State. Oh wow, 492 00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:30,920 all four corner of America. My jell was droll the whole way, 493 00:44:30,719 --> 00:44:35,679 drove the whole way, and Sam Low, listen to this, yes, 494 00:44:36,119 --> 00:44:42,000 listen to this New York City, right, New York State, Washington. 495 00:44:43,519 --> 00:44:52,400 Washington is underneath New York. Washington is under New York. Yes, it 496 00:44:52,760 --> 00:45:02,920 is not my fault two states Washington put up on the other side of the 497 00:45:04,039 --> 00:45:07,480 country. Well, I mean, technically, you're right, it's not your 498 00:45:07,519 --> 00:45:12,000 fault. That is. That's no, it is not it's not his fault 499 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:19,039 that they did. Susan B. Anthony. Susan B. Anthony, this 500 00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:22,480 is your fault because is not a state. So I'm not giving you that 501 00:45:22,599 --> 00:45:28,280 one. No, it's not a state. I didn't know the states had 502 00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:32,519 a territory. Washington, d C. Is inside the state of MARYLANDINTI. 503 00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:40,079 So is that your excuse for starting us in Florida because there's a Hollywood Florida. 504 00:45:40,199 --> 00:45:47,679 You forgot what starting from. It's not you bring this up again. 505 00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:58,000 Hollywood Florida, Hollywood California. Not my fault. Springfield, Missouri, Springfield, 506 00:45:58,199 --> 00:46:04,400 Michigan, Springfield, ill North Dakota, Springfield, California. We're gonna 507 00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:13,400 do a Springfield Field Springfield, Massachusetts spring seat only case closed. There's a 508 00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:16,000 lot of Manchester's. You could go to Manchester, England after this is a 509 00:46:16,039 --> 00:46:24,119 Springfield, Massa. We're onto something here. See Illuminati is all I gotta 510 00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:31,199 say. It was the Aliens's all the and new noakis walls. Do you 511 00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:36,920 have a song about that? Addressing that we do not speak of the noke? 512 00:46:37,199 --> 00:46:40,320 Okay, but we did just release a new song just in March. 513 00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:43,559 Yeah, Bill didn't know about it. We did it without him. We 514 00:46:43,639 --> 00:46:45,599 put out a new music video and a new song. It's called Murder Train. 515 00:46:45,639 --> 00:46:50,199 Am I allowed to say that word on the Yeah, he is all 516 00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:55,400 about He was in the recording studio saying, so pictures, we have video, 517 00:46:57,079 --> 00:47:00,440 we have we turned it on. Yeah, and it's an excellent song. 518 00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:05,719 Our drummer, Equations wrote the song. Me and Equations did the music 519 00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:07,599 video. Go check it out. It's on YouTube, it's on Spotify, 520 00:47:07,679 --> 00:47:10,480 it's on Apple Music, it's everywhere. We did, Bill, we did, 521 00:47:10,559 --> 00:47:14,320 indeed, and you you were right there with us. Yeah, we 522 00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:16,320 were holding your hand, we were patting you on the bat. Yeah, 523 00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:27,719 we gave you an extra serving of yogurt that day. Well, I did 524 00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:30,599 watch the video. I enjoyed it very much. And so that's the newest 525 00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:35,559 single. That's the newest single. Well, it just so happens someone may 526 00:47:35,639 --> 00:47:37,880 have taken the initiative to create a radio edit of it that we could play 527 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:45,599 someone so much because that they're telling me about Yes we might really we might 528 00:47:45,679 --> 00:47:50,079 hear that at the end of the show. Yes, yes, that person 529 00:47:50,159 --> 00:47:57,960 could that. I think he actually made a couple of radio and really I 530 00:47:58,079 --> 00:48:05,599 did. Yeah, we won't. We edited out the entire song to say 531 00:48:05,679 --> 00:48:08,039 that word, the word. Yes, you can say murder, yes, 532 00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:15,320 yes, man speaker, not that word. You have to watch it about 533 00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:21,559 the adult because it is yes. Yes, Saturday mornings, oh gosh morning, 534 00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:24,360 certain words like that super Saturday people. People listen to us while they 535 00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:37,960 watched their Saturday Saturday, Saturday Saturdayday, Saturday Saturday Saturday saturaay Saturday Saday. 536 00:48:38,639 --> 00:48:49,159 Says all right, I'm in the band five hours, just got one thousand 537 00:48:49,159 --> 00:48:53,519 and seventy. We just have to follow them to her mind. And literally 538 00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:59,159 you have to make the checks payable to Gene Simmons. You have to be 539 00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:10,440 sound checks. Yes, wow, I got that sound check like like a 540 00:49:10,599 --> 00:49:20,199 like a like a bank check. Right, wow, I'm just making sure 541 00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:24,119 I have that? Is I do? Oh no, they have no idea. 542 00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:28,800 They can't even write with pencils. My wife doesn't even know what a 543 00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:35,000 dial phone is. No, I'm serious, you have no idea what is? 544 00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:39,519 But I'm her age, that's why are you? Yeah? Really, 545 00:49:39,679 --> 00:49:43,639 yes, I didn't know that. The age of not knowing a dial phone. 546 00:49:43,679 --> 00:49:45,880 No, no, I know one, no one, but I'm I'm 547 00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:52,119 the same age. I'm close enough. She's from Oklahoma. They're a little 548 00:49:52,119 --> 00:49:54,599 bit. Really, they don't do just things. They don't do that. 549 00:49:54,679 --> 00:49:59,639 I want to point out. I'm sorry. I don't mean to interrupt, 550 00:49:59,639 --> 00:50:02,840 but I am. I want to point out that slim can change and transmission. 551 00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:08,840 Oh it's an alternator. Oh wow, without a toolbox. I had 552 00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:12,960 a toolbox on the side of the road in the middle of Texas. Really 553 00:50:13,159 --> 00:50:19,320 really and under including ordering the parts, it was under ten hours. I 554 00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:22,119 don't really believe you. I'm the mechanical one. Yeah, it's true. 555 00:50:22,159 --> 00:50:25,559 Yeah, it's one hundred percent true. I've done a lot of Yeah store 556 00:50:25,679 --> 00:50:29,280 near there. It was actually and I don't know if I'm allowed. I'm 557 00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:32,519 not sponsored, but O'Reilly is my favorite auto bar store. They are the 558 00:50:32,639 --> 00:50:37,480 thing about O'Reilly. The other one, the orange one that I'm not gonna 559 00:50:37,559 --> 00:50:39,119 name. The people are not very nice to you if you're a woman, 560 00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:43,440 But at O'Reilly they love you if you're a woman. Really, that's true. 561 00:50:43,679 --> 00:50:45,840 Yeah, you go in there and they like act like you don't know 562 00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:47,079 what you're talking about, and I'm like, sir, I know more about 563 00:50:47,119 --> 00:50:51,559 cars than you. You work at this store. I do the thing. 564 00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:57,639 Wow, O'reiley the orange sponsor me, not the orange one. What the 565 00:50:57,719 --> 00:51:06,840 orange red one. You don't go to the garb store. I got home, 566 00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:14,559 ne bow do I win? Cars are all broken. This is not 567 00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:21,800 the location. Put it back to we are we are running out of time. 568 00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:25,400 I do you want to make sure in hours you got through? Was 569 00:51:25,519 --> 00:51:30,840 the introduction. This has been fun. I wish we had more time, 570 00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:32,280 but I do want to make sure to we get in the radio edit of 571 00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:35,920 Murder Train, which yes, I will send you and you got a promise 572 00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:38,800 to come back the next time you're in Yeah, yeah, yes, yes, 573 00:51:39,559 --> 00:51:45,320 wait wait before yes we we We just got a new documentary out, 574 00:51:45,559 --> 00:51:51,880 Oh you do yes, Vice dot com I came and did a documentary on 575 00:51:52,079 --> 00:51:55,960 us being the world's worst band. Yeah. So you can just go to 576 00:51:57,320 --> 00:52:02,280 a Google or YouTube and if you used these two keywords green Jello and vice 577 00:52:02,679 --> 00:52:07,159 v Ice, it will show up. And it's very short. It's about 578 00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:15,760 ten minutes. There you go fourteen minutes and you will never get that time 579 00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:22,559 back. You will learn nothing correct. But it's a very interesting story and 580 00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:28,039 it's definitely not what you think it is. They they found a unique way 581 00:52:28,119 --> 00:52:30,840 of presenting it cool. So if you got the time, please look on 582 00:52:31,679 --> 00:52:36,920 green Jello, Vice and Google or okay, can I do a quick drop 583 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,960 real quick? Absolutely? Okay tonight if you want to travel, be totally 584 00:52:40,039 --> 00:52:44,239 worth it. But we're gonna be in Burlington, Vermont at the higher Ground 585 00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:49,280 Green jell O. This is scene lok hip hop, slash punk rock dash 586 00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:52,880 of that in there. Tomorrow. I actually will be in Manchester myself. 587 00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:54,880 I'll be at the Jewel Music Okay, right down the street. I'll do 588 00:52:54,960 --> 00:53:00,159 it solo show because I book solo shows in between green shows. Okay, 589 00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:04,960 before I started torn with Green Jello, I've done my hip hop thing and 590 00:53:05,119 --> 00:53:07,920 somehow I became an arm growing out of the back of Green Jello. Tonight 591 00:53:08,039 --> 00:53:12,639 in Burlington, Vermont at the higher Ground Green Jello, and I'll be in 592 00:53:12,719 --> 00:53:15,840 town tomorrow if anyone's interested. Oh, very cool, very cool. Yeah. 593 00:53:15,679 --> 00:53:22,079 Does baby Girl have a statement before we go? I would just like 594 00:53:22,159 --> 00:53:24,559 to point out too to all the listeners that Bill Mann speaker is not wearing 595 00:53:24,639 --> 00:53:31,320 pants. No, no, I got no pants on it not knowhere it 596 00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:36,719 is summer. Don't make me do the buffalo Bill we did. Just wake 597 00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:45,800 up. Put the lotion in the basket, all right. We gotta Jenny, 598 00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:53,119 you want to plug your website before absolutely, yeah, totally do it. 599 00:53:53,239 --> 00:53:55,840 Check out gen coffee dot com, j E N N C O F 600 00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:00,239 f ey dot com. There's an upcoming press confer next week. More information 601 00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:05,880 coming later today. Very good, very good, Green jello or green jelly, 602 00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:10,599 know what you want? It's thank you, thank you. This has 603 00:54:10,679 --> 00:54:23,119 been one of the most the Mandel okays. It was never a d it 604 00:54:23,239 --> 00:54:27,840 was never a Howie Mandel saying elsewhere. It wasn't even real. All right, 605 00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:31,559 we gotta go Jello, green jelly. Thank you all so much. 606 00:54:31,639 --> 00:54:36,320 This has been a lot of fun, really absolutely. By the way, 607 00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:38,159 has this been played on the radio Murder Train? I think this is the 608 00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:47,000 first time it's ever been radio. Yeah, we love the World. Radio 609 00:54:47,079 --> 00:54:52,840 premieres here on the show so here, all right here it is Murder Train, 610 00:54:53,880 --> 00:55:17,519 Green jelly or green jello, case a lot of wordy cock, kuck 611 00:55:17,599 --> 00:55:24,320 off in your face, don't get off r Tray, well asleep, do 612 00:55:24,519 --> 00:55:34,039 cocaine, take your stay, mar Fray, Marial Tray, mor Tray, 613 00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:45,679 Mario Train, Menial time swap some track, don't e say, don't look 614 00:55:45,719 --> 00:55:55,679 down. Mari Prag got you from Urine stains her band, Mario Fray cat 615 00:55:55,719 --> 00:56:02,719 that do keep a bang on your face. Pray got a card, not 616 00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:22,760 a way, no baro frac Borough fray fright on the score next Gondai were 617 00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:29,199 in California. Anything goes down on the Burber train. 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