Comedy Central Podcast. Thank you very much, well, thank you all.
Thank you very much. I' m really glad to be here, but
I' m gonna introduce myself a little bit. My name is Juan Amodeo.
I know I don' t notice much, but just in case I
say it, I' m Andaluz I had to say it because I got
a message from Andalusia and we' re a little tired. We' re
sick and tired of the clichés you have with us You know, we'
re sick and tired of horses. He' s taking her on horseback,
not there I didn' t go out these holidays. So, my mother
applauds me for buleria. No, no, that doesn' t happen.
That' s not what I' m telling you. Like Andaluz, we
are also obliged to be funny, because whenever you go outside Andalusia is typical
of not listening to you speak and say hello Hostia. You' re Andaluz,
you' re Andalou for a cool, huh, for a cool?
You' re andalo say something funny. He tells a joke that says,
" There are people who are andalusia, who are really stupid, don'
t think everyone there is funny" There are no stupid people, really authentic
and there' s a lot of example you can look for. We'
re not all funny. If it' s true that I have an added
pressure, because of course, as an Andalusian, I have to be funny.
But besides, I' m a humorist. So, that already puts
a pressure on you and you have to be ready to tell jokes all the
time. I mean, it' s like all the time. And if
you don' t tell jokes all the time, people get offended and say
uncle this is a lie. No. This I asked for for alienxpres in
one way and it has arrived in another way. It' s not Andalusian
what happened. I' m not here anymore. Thank you this andalou has
arrived defective. But if I tell you it' s a problem, because
many times it creates conflict. No, for example, the other day I
' m in a bar. This is real. I' m in a
bar and I' m having a beer with a friend and so and there
comes a kid who liked my videos men in fashion you' re from videos
no and men yes, my model, I can take a picture of you
and say man, of course, I take the picture. Not his distance
and everything doesn' t. Maybe he' s in Bosnia and I'
m not here and we take the pictures. Both very well. Thank you
very much. And now comes the demand that I' m mooring. Tell
me uncle I can ask you a favor, tell me, you, you
can tell me a joke that is not now, no, it' s
not the way, no, no, please, Modeo is the time.
No, I really don' t Let' s tell each other a joke
and come here Modeo' s gonna tell a joke I' m really not.
I' m here with my friends and I' m gonna fuck off
this guy who doesn' t joke and he' s going away mad.
You, imagine, we' re going to be polarlo to another profession.
You, imagine this person is a fan of Nacho Vidal and Nacho Vidal is
found man. Nacho how about, Nacho, sung, sung, Nacho,
can take a picture of you with me. Yeah, right, Nacho,
there' s great, Nacho, Nacho, all right, well, Nacho,
Nacho, sorry, Nacho, you, Nacho, you, you,
Nacho, Nacho, Nacho, you, you can me? Nacho, you
can give me a dick here to a boy. It' s not clear
if he asks me to laugh, nacho and you' re going to ask
him. But, well, it' s not just the Andalusians who suffer
from clichés. It suffers from topicality throughout Spain, all over the world.
No. In the end, for example, you want Andalusian, yes,
tell me a joke, that you are from Madrid, yes, well,
give me tap water, no, because uh, not that you are from
Andorra, yes, give it like and subscribe. Please love a bosing.
I don' t know things, not things, things from Andorra. Not
a bossing. Here' s a game, a video game that I see,
I don' t know things. But, well, I think this
whole topic thing is communication issues. I mean, in the end we have
so many social networks, we actually think we know everyone. And it'
s not true that social networks have taken a lot of things away from us,
like linking well now as it is linked on social networks, on Instagram,
hello pretty without h and with w i mean Before it was a nicer
thing. Not before. No, or, for example, giving like to
an old photo to say here I am. Hey, let me see that
I' ve seen all your instagram. It used to be much better.
You used to see the brave people, really, those people who called the
landline of the person they liked. And it' s really people if they
don' t know what a landline is, be happy, because all we
know, what it is are people at risk. I' m telling you
right now, uh, we' re getting older, uh, you remember
what I mean, that phone call didn' t start when it was called
that call started the day before. Hey, I' ll call you tomorrow
at 8: 30. You' re gonna take it, yeah, sure,
no, yeah, please, don' t fuck your father, no,
no, no, no, I swear to you at half past eight.
The next day I was calling your hairstyle pi and everything, uh,
pee for God' s sake, I didn' t fuck the father,
for God' s sake, Pi, Pi who' s hello, very
good. We called him from Abon how about uh you didn' t have
another one. If you remember what Bon is, take care of that cough
and watch your eye there, which is also true that we always mess with
social media. Truth It is not that social networks, but that they have
lied to us all their lives in movies, have lied to us forever,
forever, for example, showering in pairs in movies as it is. That
' s wonderful You' ve showered as a couple before You' ve seen
the loss of dignity that you have, that is, in the film as
that person is, it' s not going to make a heterosexual couple,
not that man breast or giant. Not the guy takes off his T-
shirt, not and closet, a four- door potter with a stick and
everything not the guy and tells him we go to the shower honey and they
both go to the shower all very nice. They enter that bathroom that fits
your floor, in the bathroom that they have there and is there, in
the bathroom all wonderful, a plate of giant showers. Enter he takes off
his shirt, all full of abs or a hair, short toenails. True,
there are people who are finding out and whose toenails. Is it cut?
Is it cut? It' s her, isn' t it,
her? Perfectly takes off the Minnesota timewors shirt, not you. The best
thing about your entire Bride' s T- shirt would be that of Betti
' s spon, not the Minnesota Tumbleword, not that lady. And now
take her. He' s taking off his cigarette. The cigarette goes down
perfectly, gives more than unbuttoning. The button' s down, the cigarette
' s looking. I know people who have had to bury with the cigarette,
uh, when you take off the cigarette gets to the ankle level,
you get to step on the toss, that' s what. But that
' s not the end of it. R takes the take my colleague not
without domineering t- shirts. He takes off his underpants, no, and
you can see there' s security white underpants. He' s sure when
that goes down there there' s no bike braking I understand there, no,
no, no, that' s perfect, everything, perfect, everything
doesn' t get off perfect and now they' re both in the shower.
Not her, too, it' s going to show that a movie
is already going suit- and- gown that you say. That' s
movie. That' s also a dream in your dough in your house,
pussy, is that it' s very rare not everything and now loosed of
panties game that you say. Of course, I want you to know about
this award panties that you' ll say gas. If there are types of
panties, uh premium panties not what you buy yourself, not what you say.
You' re so new not kind of that already the one who uses
your peace sport to sleep that it' s already a little bit of a
do. Then there' s the till and the panties three, since the
last step, which is the rule Braga, which is that many guys don
' t know or we applaud. Don' t let' s not do
this better than half ch. We' re not going to stay there,
uh, the Braga, the rules are the ones that were in Braga Premium,
which are the panties of today' s game at home. Then she
must have walked a little bit of herself and Braga. Third, it'
s obviously the Braga, which he doesn' t use at all says po
for the rule. The case I' m going to gives you a stain
on the way forward. What it means is that the two of them get
into the shower Everything is perfesing this wonderful. They start kissing the waterfall water.
You both like water or cold heat. There' s no fight there,
uh, and it doesn' t happen to anyone who opens up in
the shower who drops the water from here who doesn' t expect it is
cold his dead. That doesn' t happen. The movie doesn' t
happen. And then you' ve seen yourself shower as a couple. If
you' ve been so lucky, let' s take a shower first.
No, not the two of you by the shower, I don' t
give it a to. If you don' t touch my hair today,
I see my hair yesterday. It' s just that the movie' s
always been plastered two days before to get it to her hair. No,
or I' m in fourth year. First thing takes your shirt off.
You look down all full of hair. The only mark that you have a
red mark. Here and here from what comes, being the belly, not
the Michelines. It' s like this, it' s all full of
red wa or it doesn' t lift you up and now it' s
looking at you. You start taking off your white cardon, too, because
he' s played you. You try to hide it a little bit because
of course you try to put it, because there is code qr ay there,
there you scan mobile and it comes out sample of total things that you
hide it under the mats of the feet keeps it, there you don'
t put the carpet of the feet and now you see she takes off her
shirt, doesn' t take off her dicks badly because it costs like I
told you, no and now you both go. Shower shower plate. It
' s very small, very small. She likes cold water, you like
hot water there Now you can' t give br sonia, because the aguaca
fits all wrong. I mean, it' s already clear in the movie
You' ve seen it That looks like the sun circus making love. You
go there, I go here, you go there and you, uncomfortable already
turning around, not clear. Besides, you look at you and you see
that it is full of hair and hair with the glass of the screen that
makes jae suit you every time it turns to you sounds and then you look
at yourself, thank you, but it looks at the feet that you have
said in the other one, not in the movie. You have seen perfectly
those feet and on your feet that there are long nails and, above all
and more important, the hairs that come out between the nail and what is
base foot, okay, foot, base, nail. Here' s a
hole that looks like God said these hairs are left over from my ass.
We' re going around here. I mean, that' s what and
good. And I' m going to tell you one thing and pray,
pray for a shower plate, because what a fabric the loss of your dignity
when you take off your underwear and whatever the tub you have the eggs hanging.
That' s disgusting and I' ll tell you one thing. The
coss leaves hanging. It' s me who has the car parked two petillas.
Thank you very much, bye or s or we are chas. Thank
you. S. S. S.