Joe. So the last two breaks sum up this show more than I do.
Their interview with the Catholic flash A Guys and Dwight interviews the rock and
roll band You Could Not Know That is Death Fits. That's the show.
By the way, Catch Lampus, you're gonna listen one of my favorite bands,
Catch Catch Lampus. Tomorrow Bluegrass, Harley Davis soon. All right,
we are here at Carriage Forward with Marty Brook former farmer splash now car salesman.
Uh. I told you Tom and Meg, we're gonna come in here
and buy something. Well they haven't. They they're taking their thinking about it.
They got the be back powder we sprayed on them and then uh but
they're looking at an escape. Yeah, they expect one out in there,
so uh, hopefully we'll bring that home. I love it. I love
all right. They're good people here at cards for it. If you're gonna
buy a car truck by somebody you trust and look, they're not gonna rip
you off because then you could come to us Tony and Dwight and go what
the hell right? But it will never happened. That's why we put it
out there. You go to Arrobows Carriage Forward as good as gold. Baby.
I want to say thank you to Amy and Frank Charles. They just
dropped off an additional five hundred. They did that because Big Paul and Mary
Ellen they challenged them five hundred and so they brought another five hundred dollars in
crusade for children. Let's hear it. Fah, my god, Frank and
Amy le when I had when I had it there, when I handed their
check, yeh to Dawn that runs all the crusade. She looked at it.
She goes, thank you, and then did the double take, looked
out and she did the look up like this is five hundred. I go,
yes, it is now. I do want to say I do want
to say that I know Frank Charles personally, so I can't guarantee it's gonna
bounce or not, but it's a good thought. It's good thought. Thank
you, Frank, Thank you. Stop it gets all the Carriage Forward,
Broncos F one fifties Rangers. Please stop playing it. David never gets old.
Will you stop laughing. I can't help, but I'm getting ready to
go into Infantine. Man. If he doesn't want you stop laughing, he'll
stop. That's what they used to say about me when I was in school.
Yeah, he'll stop, he'll quit. All right? Are we playing
playing Crusade for children trivia? Right now? Marty, Dwight and Dave will
share a brain. They will come up together through all of our life experiences
milled in the hell of a dude. And by the way, the gallery
can help if they want to yell out. Okay, big Paul, back
there, Mary Ellen, back there, none of the none of the people
out back there look like they're Taylor Swift fans. But we're gonna the first
one is a Taylor Swift question. Are you ready? No question one?
Does Taylor Swift have siblings? Yes? I don't know. Yes, hees
a Swifter. No, might swifter instead of a sister. Get it?
I wondered for family. That was a good joke, Dave, that was
okay, that was really good. It was it's doll Marty. Marty answered
yes pretty damn quickly. Yeah, I'm a car salesman. You have confidence
in what you say, whether it's true or not. All right, finally,
on this final answer, yes, yeah, yes, correct. His
name is Austin. She has a brother, Swift boy. I bet thanks
getting there is fun with her family. Can you imagine, you know,
and he just sits there with us head. You know, he's a drunk.
What do you do for a living? Austin probably works like the yarn
Barn or something. You know, I welcome to the yarn Barn. I'm
Austin. Here's the thing. The worst part is they won't even allow him
to work with them. No, you can't even and drive the car.
We pay you to stay home. Hey, you to just ha And you
know, the guy goes to bars, he goes up to the hottest one
and going you know, I'm Taylor Swift's brother. They walk away. I
got a very fast, fast, fast comparison to that. Whenever I was
at us I and Evansville going to college where I graduated, Uh I was.
I had a tempo that that had been wrecked and so it was black
and the door on it was fading to white. No, it was like
great a tempo. I'm telling all these guys that my dad owns a car.
Lot stuff, right, every time I went to class, I'll promise
you, they said, I bet his dad owns a car. Yeah,
I haven't got the temple A tempo with white door with a white door black
car. Temples were wrecked coming off the line, right, Yes, the
temples were not going car. Question two, what was the first planet discovered
by a telescope? Uranus? You gotta say Uranus on this one, right
or Uranus? No, Uranus, it's Uranus. Look look, look,
we got to die on this Uranus hill. If I get one chance to
say Uranus, I'm gonna say it. Uranus. Well, think about it.
Jupiter is visible by the naked eye, so is Venus, Mars given
the given the uh give me. Well, if you look at the background
of the show, you know, and you study the probabilities, even if
you don't know the answer. I'm going with Uranus, Okay, Yes,
And I want to go with and guess what, Marty, Yes, I
want to go with Uranus. I'm not taking Matt. Are you going with
Dwight ADUs? I'm not going with us. No, let's go with Uranus
or Saturn? The first planet discovered by a telescope, not the naked eye?
Was your final answer? Your A all right, all right, just
gotta study the show. Tell you how to do that. On being juvenile
pays off? Yes, my guesting live as Marty book Dwight and Dave share
a brain. This is the first time ever. Question three, which part
of an elephant's body has the most muscles? Dwight? Trunk? Right,
tail? When do you think it's the tails? Tiny? What do you
think is the the what do you call the nose? Thing? Nose?
The trunk? Yeah, the trunk, the trunk. You gotta be the
trunk. It picks up penis and stuff and peanuts. Peanuts, peanuts.
No, that's only at the zoo. He not only peanuts that he actually
can drink a lot of out of it. And he can reach with that
thing or something where I saw one hanging his tail like umboo. I think
they just swat flies off their ass with their tails. It's not that big.
That was not that big. Are you sure? Yeah? Big?
Throw a picture of an elephant's tail up? Okay, all right? What
what part of the elephant's body has the most muscles? Final answer? Truck,
trunk, elephant's tail. Yeah, hey, band name elephant's tail.
That's probably some sort of like strip club. And see now I was bringing
up stories called the element girls. Question four, are you ready? I
want to see it when you get it, dude, Okay, here it
is. It's pretty long, That's what I'm saying. Flies off the It's
yeah, you're thinking like a pig. You're thinking a pig. Question four,
David, I think you can answer this. What acid gives citrus fruits
their distinctive sharp flavor? I know this citric acid? Is your name,
Dave Yes, Dwight, David Whitten, thank you for asking. Yes,
it is. Actually it is citric citric acid. Marty, do you concur
i concur concur concur means agreed, by the way, four and four?
And is this unprecedented? It is? Well, there's no way we can
lose now. Actually, I bet against you guys on Vegas. I'm losing
money. I was like with Marty's in, I'm betting against There we go.
What is the name of the city. What was the setting for the
film? It's a Wonderful Life, New York, Bedford Falls. Help from
the Peanut Gallery? Please? You got one from the peanut gallery? You
got people yelling from the peanut gallery. Yeah, final answer, Bedford Falls.
Mary Ellen with this one, Mary Ellen. A girl named Mary Ellen
would know this name, right, That's an all American name. She would
know Bedford Falls. Good job now, Dave. Let Dave answer the question.
I only ask you this because you worked at the oldie station w r
K. I don't think they're still on the air. A lot of this
knowledge is faded away. Okay, what was the double word song? Hit
title of a hit song by the Archies? Sugar sugar? Uh honey honey,
he's right, sugar sugar. He's my cane. Yes, I do
too, A sugar boot boot bootm sugar sugar honey. Huh honey, honey,
sugar sugar. It's the best Dwighten I could cur all right because I
got sugar sugar is your final answer? Yep, yep, good job.
Six? And oh how about that baby? Yes? Right? Question seven?
We all know Joe louis the former heavyweight champion of the world. Yep,
what decade did he become world champion? Was it the nineteen thirties or
the forties? Did zulus forties? Forties? Well no, no, no,
no, no, no no, this could be thirties. He was
he was ringside for Alli fights. Yeah, I know, but that's what
that's. Yeah, I think it's I think it's thirties. I think it.
I think it's thirties. Joe Lewis is in the thirties. Dave,
you got an input here, bro, Yeah, come in, Dave.
I'm not positive, but I think the thirties. It's it's it's thirties,
because I'll go with the majority. Yeah, it's thirties. I'll go to
the majority. Final answer to the thirties, Yes, yeah, that Who
the hell is on your phone? Jack asked some friend of man. I
am calling you while you're on the air, right, real far ah?
Yeah. The final answer to the nineteen thirty Yeah, yeah, I think
so. Yeah, yeah, nineteen thirty seven. Good job because I think
he did he fight Max Smelling for the war? Yeah, I didn't know
when, but yes, Max Smelling was the main question. Eight. You
are Spanish, Yes, experts see Hanka Shane exactly right. The mingo is
Spanish for what the dog, the mingo? Do mingo? Spell it?
G o m I n g o I do mingo was his name Amo g
o am I ng o do mingo was his name. O. Here's our
first loss. I think. So what does the stand for? What does
it stand for? What's what stands for? Freedom jacket? What it stands
for? Domingo is Spanish for the what Santo Domingo. Oh, I like
dog. I think it's gingering. That dog is Pero. Let's go Sunday.
Oh Lune's Martes miracles based Domingo. I should have known that. Yes,
he just called his jack ass. The only thing I know in Spanish
is this phrase, be careful, the plate is very hot. While we're
on that subject, is he here? Our bilingual salesperson's fabulous. He's waiting
over there, and it's right now. Where were you a minute ago?
I don't Where were you a minute ago? I looked around for her and
she was right in front of us, and I looked over here. I
looked over there because we needed her bead on that one. Okay, here
we go. Question number nine. You got two questions. Number nine,
gentleman, Number nine. Number nine. A beaver was an attachment to what
piece of human armor? A beaver was an attachment to what piece of human
armor? What part of the armor was the beaver on? Like on a
night? On a night? I want to, but I know it's gonna
be wrong. What no, Okay, concho are women didn't wear? I
mean minute, I'm not. I don't know why, I don't. You
don't know that you weren't there. I shave you were not there? Shameful.
And how about the shoulder? I got nothing? Of course I've had
nothing. The hotel, the beaver. That's got to be the backside.
Right. The beaver is known for its tail, right, I don't know.
Marty saved these guys. What do you think the helmet? Final answer
is a beer. Okay, so you have a choice. You've seen a
big beaver, so you have a choice. So you have a choice.
Okay, Hey, dumb ass here, I got a question. Are you
a big beaver guy? Because I've never seen no, you know, I've
really never seen a night that. Peter Griffin one time on The Family Guy.
He said, Dave says something on the back you shoulder, and Marty
says the helmet. Which one are you going with? It's Marty's tenail,
it's Marty's the head going with the helmets. He got nothing? Right now?
This would be the second one. Wrong, Okay, helmet beaber go
beaver is an attachment for the helmets, Yes, Mary, Marty, Marty,
who you pulled that out of your beaver? I used to be a
knight. Oh nights, it's a roll. It's not all about Marty three
things. You know, he knows his forge, he knows his wieners,
and he knows his beaver's. Yes, that's on my resume. Is something
ever happens on your business card? And if he came down to it,
he could milk your cow chicken too. With last question, bus, last
question? What city was formerly known as Saigon? So it's in Korea?
Korea? Korea? Are you kidding? Japan? Korea? Japan. Oh,
it's Vietnam. So it was Vietnam. God, yeah, that's where.
Then when I leave one thing that's city, then can I say one
thing I'm horrible at geomety Oh, damn it, geometry. Put it on
the board. He does that joke every day. Soul is in South Korea.
Saigon is Vietnam City was formerly known as Saigot City, min City.
You concur, I go with that. You have to say the words concur.
That's I concur. That's where the phrase no. You have to now
say, Marty book concurs. Marty book concurs on my hand on the Holy
Bible here at Carries Forward City. That that's where it's said. That's where
the phrase came from. That's a Kelly blue Book actually is what that?
Yes? Correct? And the money kids, good job, all right?
Right right? And Mary Ellen, thank you. Frank a former teachers are
driving going. I got Mary, I got cocky after the helmet, right,
you got Co after the helmet. I can't believe I know Japan.
We're all dragging rights and we got nine out of ten. Right, all
right, hang on real quick, carriage forward, come by today and tomorrow.
They want to sell every Bronco everyone fifty, every used car, every
new car, every new truck, whatever. They want to sell it in
the next two days. They got plenty of buck people ready to help you,
including people that do the finance. He is. We got all that
stuff. We got special deals from our financiers. That's part of some of
the gifts that will be raffling off today. All you have to do is
come in sign up. You don't have to buy anything. Yeah, you're
involved in the prizes. We have a seventy inch TV and four tickets Louder
in Life. For two of the grand prizes. Those you have to have
bought a car this week. Awesome, all right, So anyway, it's
it's a good deal. We got zero percent financing on edges and escapes.
There's all kinds of extra stuff here. Do yourself a favor. Come see
us carrots Forward Lewis and Clark Park waits four minutes from downtown. And grab
a wiener. Yes they are they Oh lots of pasta. Has stuff you
can throw on the grill, and they have some sausages and oh so good
pasta. Lots of pasta Louisville dot com. They do have wieners due They
got really good ones. So if you're cooking out, it's one of those
abroadlis are so delicious. The sausages too, they have those imported German sausages.
They're in that sealed We have one. We have a whole set of
them in our refrigerator right now and we'll cook those up this weekend. From
lots of pasta days. And it's never too warm for homemade soup. I
had the white chili earlier in the week Mmm. Sometimes you get lucky and
they have chicken and dumplings. But there's always something for a vegetarian. And
they have the grab and go now if you love the chicken salad, very
unique. It has it's got curry and almonds and pineapples. So good.
And tuna salad as well. That's grab it, grab and go. It's
easy at lots of pasta. Have lunch in the air conditioned coffee shop today.
All right, we're live on the road today for Friday. And it's
a hot when the hotdogs are on and coming off the grill. Right now,
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