M ready to do it? M m h. Welcome back to Laura can
after Dark. I'm producer Brian, the host of this show. I got
rid of the other two losers. Just kidding, but things are a little
delicate around here right now. It's true, they're both being ridiculous. We
won't we won't get into it until a later day until things have settled down.
And no, let's let me properly. No no, no, no
no, because if we keep talking about it, I don't do this,
Brian, We'll see you. Okay, I just watched Do you know how
late we are into recording this because we could get to get to it.
Welcome to Laura Kane for Dark. I may or may not have had a
small mental breakdown in between podcasts. Guess what that occasionally will happen to a
person. Maybe the reason I had this breakdown is something I can't discuss right
now. I'm honest with you guys always about everything. This I can't,
but I will in a future episode. Just know that right now, my
stomach is in such knots and I don't think I've taken a breath for two
breaking days. Oh no, and my best friend Okay, no, no,
I'm cutting you out there now, I'm cutting you out there. If
you guys can a huge as I am, you should be because this is
ridiculous. They shouldn't be upset. Laura should not have had I don't know
who you think is okay? Again, the less we say the better.
Right now, all I want to say is this, let's talk about our
lovely sponsors. No, not yet, because I want to. I don't
want them in the middle of this. Can we can we record this over
again? No, we don't do that. We don't edit, we don't
go back. I just want to say, and you don't have to say
a word, and please don't okay, you are like one of the most
important people in my whole life. Why is all right? Oh boy?
I told you, I told you to stop now. And you're one of
the most important people in my life too. Your opinion about me matters more
than you will ever know. I know because I treasure you, and I
treasure you, and I just am. I'm a little upset, I'm a
little fragile. And again, he's done nothing wrong. We will discuss this
in a later episode. We just can't do it right now. Just know
that I'm fragile. Dear listeners. If I seem like I don't care,
it's not that I don't. But what they're arguing about is so dumb.
It's so dumb. Day. Well, I will tell you, and you
will. You will side with me, and you will realize how ridiculous this
is. No, this will be a big deal anyways. No, it
won't. It's not a big deal. Well, regular please, all right,
Well, let's be happy now and positive. Put on a happy face
which you can't see because I have a mascot. Oh my god, are
you supposed to be a ninja? Yes? Oh see it was a ninja
costume. I have what Oh just wait to you see what I'm gonna wear
next week. I have a good one too. Actually I can't wear headphones
with this costume either. Next week I have a full body like you want
him see my face like Michael Myers, but different me, the same,
nice me. I will be wearing what is Eric wearing? Nothing? Give
us a hint. It involves three things, that's it. I hope pants
and a shirt are too. Well, yes, he can wear his own
pants. Oh goody, I'm gonna give him a T shirt, which is
gonna be fine, it's gonna be just a basic T shirt. It involves
a wig, which you're not totally opposed to you. I've seen you in
a couple wigs. You're not crazy crazy about them, but you can deal
with it, sure, And a pair of gloves. Can you handle that?
If that doesn't work, I'll bring my Michael Myers costume for you,
because it's literally two pieces and the gloves are fingerless. What am I supposed
to be? Michael Jackson? You'll see? Oh god, if I'm Michael
Jackson, you're not Michael Jackson. Okay, I would not. I would
not continue that high pitched uh uh. You don't have to put any makeup.
You don't have to do anything else to slap the wig on and the
gloves and okay, okay, thank you. Wait makeup? I said no
makeup. He doesn't have to wear any makeup. Excellent. I don't either,
for that matter. So you're wearing a mask as well. I hope
it is as cool as I think it's going to be. Well, you
know that old adage probably won't be. But just when you think you're hot,
shit true. We've talked about that a lot. It happens a lot.
Now Saturday, the girls? Are you coming to? What the Peulio's
thing? I didn't even know about it? Yes you did, you were
in the chat. Okay anyway, Oh I must have missed it. I
was very busy. There is a Halloween party at t Leo was on NAPA
and girls, all the girls. You know the girls. Oh yeah,
and you are on the chain. You just didn't read them. Oh,
I didn't know. It's Saturday night. Oh, and we're all getting dressed
up. There's like a live band. I have to be there at five.
No, I have to work. What if he showed up at six?
No, you don't want to go, not if I have to dress
up. He's busy. We're going to through dinner at Telo's that night.
Yeah. Yeah, we'll be in the second room. I am not dressing
up, all right, so we'll pint you outly dressed up last year,
though, which is what confuses me. Is you happily dressed up last year?
I was probably cajoled by this one. Actually, not in the not
at all. Yeah. I feel like he didn't hate Halloween until like six
months ago. I know he has I have never Yeah, happily, Yes,
he dressed his Chucky with a wig and everything. Yeah, just away,
No, and overalls and the shirt. Oh no, I don't have
overalls. Well you dressed up last year. I'll go back and I'll pull
that tape. Yeah, because I don't have overall radio are you saying?
You know? I had the I had the like, uh not overalls.
I remember what it was. Yeah, I didn't have to do anything.
What if he dressed up as Freddy Krueger and really just the striped shirt and
the fedora. Okay, the costume by Gottom is a simple rock star.
It's just a wig with some studded gloves. Maybe I'll get him a different
one. That's that's good enough for me, thinking Freddy Krueger as basic as
it, Kim, Let's let's just he's he's agreed to it. Let's just
that's. Yeah. I'm gonna get one of those giant talking furry heads,
like those guys they get together and they bang each other in those suits and
the curries. Oh my god, Oh no, oh my god. Okay,
So look, we're gonna take all the negativity that may be floating in
the air, which only I apparently feel, Yes, my god, going
to release it. You probably should, I am. What do you think
I just did? I'm gonna go get my last rights box good and I'm
gonna put some holy water on your head, but not on my head because
I think it would burn, probably would make mac and cheese in that crap.
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Okay, Coast chat time awesome? All right, Now, there's a reason
I don't have a ring doorbell on my door because I'm freaked out by those
things because of the weird ass things it catches and the things that are posted
online. We'll get this ring. The company is offering one million dollars if
someone's doorbell camera catches actual footage of an alien. I read about this.
Now here's the story. It's called million Dollars Search for Extraterrestrials. You only
have until November three to enter this contest. It doesn't have to be a
high def it doesn't have to be et waving at the camera, just unusual,
extraordinary or unexplainable behavior, and it has to be indisputable evidence that aliens
are here. I don't know how that is going to be. Like from
Signs, I don't know. Well, the alien just pops out from like
the when they're playing on the news and the alien just pops out from the
bushes and walks across. Oh yeah, a great movie. Anyway, if
somebody does get legit footage of aliens, they'll get fifty thousand dollars a year
for the next two decades. Should get a ring doorbell? Oh my god,
I don't think I'd be able to handle that. What do you think
you'd see out there that much. Okay, first of all, you know
my neighborhood. There are some parts that are dodgy, right, Yeah,
And there are some elements that make their way down here. Sometimes I've heard,
I've seen, and I'm scared that I will look the next day and
say, oh my god, this guy was standing at my door for two
hours. Wouldn't you rather know? I don't know the I don't know,
Brian, Like I feel like sometimes ignorance is bliss and in that matter,
but like unless you're bliss of you're ignorant of the danger. But you know,
maybe you might need to you might want to go, Oh maybe I
should move, Like, maybe this isn't a good place still live. I
had one in my cart for like four days and I was gonna get it.
How much are they? They range? It just depends on Like actually,
there's like the one you can get that like the lights that turn on
and off when you walk by, like the floodlight one. There's the one
that just sticks on your door. There's different kinds, so there's different price
points. But they're not cheap, right, but only one hundred bucks.
It's not that bad. There used to be way more. Actually, I
feel like, would you get one on? My parents had the whole ring.
Did they ever see anything weird? No, we did have We had
their their actual camera system too, like their surveillance system, which is super
handy because you can just plug it into your you exit through your phone,
can watch alive and everything. But we would see coyotes and but mostly you
know, bunnies. Mostly you would see, you know, the dog going
out in the morning to go pee. But nothing crazy. There was a
video floating around of a door dasher or something. I don't want to condemn
door dash. It was one of those type of delivery services where the guy
comes up to the door and he goes, here's for not tipping. Oh,
I remember cracked in the bag. He farted in the Oh that what
he did? Oh he crapped in the bag. Oh. I'm like,
oh, that's okay, that is what i'd see. Yeah. No,
I don't want I love getting delivery when I when I can, but I
don't like to think about it too much. And I always to pie because
I don't want something like that happening. We had someone email us the other
day that said, there's a cleaning lady that cleans the halliday the halls every
day. Why is this happening? And I'm like, because she's the cleaning
lady, stop like it at yourn cam. Oh oh, it's because of
the bothering us, ring stupid stuff like come on, how dare you clean
these floors? I know, I'm like, oh my god. Then there's
this story. Now I want to know your thoughts on this. This happened
about two weeks ago. A couple was in a train and they were in
a remote area of Colorado going on this nice train and the the guy spots
what he doesn't understand. He starts taking a video. Is this bigfoot?
Yes? Okay, I saw this. Now stupid, let me ask you
this. It was fake okay, but let me ask you this bigfoot is
not still alive. Who would go to all the trouble to get into that
costume, go into the middle of nowhere and like for send, he's bigfoot?
Many people have done it over the years. Also, I'm pretty sure
that was not a man in the costume. It is probably just something great
in computers. It's probably a bear. See No, it definitely wasn't a
bear. It looked like it was cg kind of it kind of didn't because
it was very it was kind of hard to make out. Yeah, you'd
be impressed, be impressed with what they can do nowadays. I guess you're
right. But I've always believed in bigfoot. I know there's there's so many
trees and woods for there, like a six to eight foot tall massive gorilla
man like our guest Darren Edward said, these species are more advanced and they
know how to hide from us. I know that, though maybe are they
I don't know. I don't think so. I've always loved believing in Bigfoot.
We don't know anything about them. I'm more inclined for aliens. Aliens,
I'm kind of fifty fifty on You're only fifty fi, aren't you like
more like seventy thirty at this point. No, there still is no conclusive
evidence, seem there is a mountain of circuit of you know, there's a
large amount of circumstantial, you know, non verified evidence, and that's compelling
to a certain degree. But fifty to fifty is the best you'll get from
me. I'm trying to get this guy that does a podcast called High Strange
where he talks about all the latest UH information that's come out about aliens and
ulps or whatever, UAPs, uap whatever they're called now, and I've been
messaging and messaging him because, oh my god, it's so incredibly interesting.
Yeah. I keep up to date on it, but there's nothing. There's
still nothing that makes me go, oh for sure they're real. Well,
I'm a believer. That's I have a big I I have a heart that
has red blood going through it. I do not knock it off. Both
of you. Am about to slap you guys, silly notand I bled sand
Anyways, I want to believe in aliens, but I think that'd be fun
if there was, like reality was not what we thought it was. The
universe is so incredibly vast it's like ignorant to think for the old I definitely
don't believe manifesting and things in the universe that No, I'm not talking about
manifesting. I'm saying the universe as a whole is is endless. So there's
got to be something else out there. We're stupid to think that we're the
only It's a vast it's a vast universe is primarily sterile, so it can
go either way. Ryan, you know what zip it because you're not a
scientist. I know. I Hey, you know what, I'll get an
expert on here. They can talk about it. We can talk about it,
for sure. Would So I'm trying. I'm trying to get somebody on
here to talk about that because it fascinates me. I want them to be
really. I think they'll be fun, unless that ruins life for us.
But I know there's that, There's always that. But let's let's think positively.
If all the conspiracies are true, then we are screwed. I know.
Yeah, we are not the top of the fujien. There'll be an
anal probe in our future. Our life is basically it would be like our
life is kind of meaningless. But we'll see. Well, maybe they're kind
beings. Let's hope that they are. Oh my god, all right,
what's your host chat? Uh? Well, I already talked about it.
What Well? The other night I watched something that had been highly recommended and
it was stupid by me by friends. Oh, it was called The Witcher
on that flick's lame. Does that have what's his face in it? Yeah?
Oh I thought I had Nicholas Cage in it. It's not a show
for Eric, it really isn't not his thing. It started out good and
that I it's episodic. Yeah, yeah, it's based off a video game.
Like, it's not his thing at all. It's for like my age.
It was terrible, but I liked Resident Evil. Okay, okay,
we what? Yeah? Those were terrible movies. They weren't great. Watch
Love is Blind, the new one I did. Did you watch the whole
thing? Yeah? Did you like this season? No? Uh, I
just when they get to the altar and you think that they're gonna do it
and then one of them backs out. Yeah, boy is that good TV?
Yeah? The reunion was weird. I know Nickolache and his wife or
I don't know. I did watch. I watched the first episode episode of
Naked Attraction. Oh, I couldn't even get through it. I watched for
the whole first episode. Is you did explain this show again? So it's
a British you're the one that explained it to us, Laura. Yeah,
it's a British talk show host and she's she takes somebody out onto the stage
and there's like six scrims with the one that I saw, which was the
first episode, was a girl and she goes up and there's six dicks.
We already talked about this, I know. Oh yeah it was lame.
It was stupid where you you brought it up and he was like, oh
yeah, I watched that. I've never seen it was it was I watch
the first episode. It's pretty dumb. It's kind of like at first,
it's funny because of the shock factor of like, you know, just like,
so you saw the one with the guy with the circumcised dick and then
the elephant ears right, Yeah, they all were, but it's British.
Is it worth watching at least the first just see the curiosity of it because
at first, like initially it's very shocking. You're like, it's it's kind
of funny, it's ridiculous. But I wouldn't watch past the first episode because
I think it's boring. If I, oh, okay, oh yeah,
it's HBO Max. If I had to look at like six vaginas, we
know how you feel about that, you wouldn't. You would look at what
you're attracted to. Yeah, I would not see. I couldn't watch that
show. Well, if you the second the second person they had on the
first episode, there was a chick who was by bi second. Yeah,
there was guys and girls. Oh see, I only saw the guys.
There was girls up there. I mean, obviously you wouldn't appreciate that.
But was it after the guys because at first it was just six guys.
Yeah, and then they brought in the second they brought up another chick.
Oh see, I didn't even make it that far. Is that worth getting
that far? I mean, just watch the first episode, like something,
I have some awesome random news, and then I have a question, and
then we're going to end this podcast. Ken, will you please cue the
music, which one the random news music? Okay, whoops, Okay,
So you guys tried the hottest peppers in the world. Yes, and it
was brutal. Yes, there's a new world's Hottest pepper. It's called pepper
Eggs. Eric. It's been around for a year. No, no,
Guinness has finally waged. It averages two point six to nine million Skullville units.
The old record was the Carolina Reaper, which has one point six that's
what you guys had. This has how much two point five two point six
nine. It's double almost double what you guys had to deal with. Oh
my god, that is I think I'm good. Yeah, I'm good.
We also we only ate half a chip. Yeah, and I had ringsting
for like a day and a half. Who would even eat this? I
wouldn't. Oh, people are crazy. There are people who eat peppers hold
for like the challenge of it. Oh my god, oh my god,
oh my god. That must be doing a number on their innern Yeah.
Yeah. A new study found that fourteen percent of people one in seven people
are so addicted to processed foods like ice cream and chips that they have as
hard a time quitting as people who are addicted to heroin and cocaine or smoking
or drugs. I don't know if I buy that, But when you said
before you from the New York Post, I still don't buy it. When
you were saying processed, I thought you were going to say prostate. Though
okay, I felt like you I'm sorry, but it just felt like you
held on the ol. You're like pra sessed food, and I was like,
oh, what was okay? So I said it in a different manner.
I thought I needed to add that. No, I wasn't talking about
prostates, but it sounds like what you were going to say. I'm going
to give you a cool flight half right now, do you know about this
Google flight half? Oh? Okay, here's what you do. It's all
over TikTok and this is how you get cheap flights. You go to Google
flights, okay, and then when you you type from where you want to
go, so San Diego two, and then you put anywhere, and then
all over the world, all these numbers pop up and all these great prices
are right there, and you just click on where you want to go and
you can find like really great flights. I looked at it and it's pretty
awesome. It's called Google flights. Okay, are you gen z? Are
you? What? Are you sorry? Okay? Have you heard of the
trend silent walking? Silent walking? If I had to take a guest,
that'd just be walking without talking. No, it's more than that, and
now it's become a trend among the group. Wait, are you trying to
refer to silent quitting? No? Okay. This is where you go outside
for a walk. You leave your phone at home, you don't have any
distractions, and you don't listen to music or podcasts or anything. You just
enjoy the walk. You have done them silent walking. You've done that.
I mean I've done for a walk without listening to anything without your phone.
Yeah, is that crazy? No, it's not crazy actually, and I
want to be more like that. It's yeah, just go outside, you
do it right now? I do lassie it Like half the time, I'm
like, where's my phone? Where's my phone? I do prefer to listen
to stuff while I'm walking. But I have a hack for if you want
to be less addicted to your phone, turn your screen black and white,
because when it's color, it's more tantalizing to get on there and start scrolling.
You can easily shut off the color by doing uh, like, let's
see you set your phone to black and white. Well, if I phone
and Android have settings that you shut off the color, I didn't know what.
I didn't think there were. I didn't know if there was set your
phone to black and white by setting your phone to black and white. Okay,
I didn't know that. Anyways, If you need more instructions, google
it, because we don't know. And what is a disgusting smell that you
particularly love? Does gasoline count or sharpies on the list? I love the
smell of gasoline and sharpies that's because I mean those are also known inhalans that
your people. I love the smell of sharpies. You know, wrong with
the two people use that to get high? Well, I don't wait,
well, I'm not no, I'm not saying that you huffed sharpies. But
that's the things I'm saying. They do. Huffing, Well, they can
huff a sharpie. I think huffing sharpies is what. I don't know if
it really is just strong high, but obviously, like you know, huffing
aerosol. I'm embarrassed to admit this, but they're there's something. There's something
that I like the smell of that. You guys are gonna go that is
so gross poop. No, I really enjoy the smell of cigarette smoke.
Oh, I know I don't smell gross. I used to sixteen years ago,
but I don't anymore. But I still love the smell of it.
What about farm animals? No, what about them? Like? I love
the smell of horse manure. Oh, I love around the smell of horses.
I love the way a stable smell rose. See these this is on
the list. I just blown out match that's a good smell. Yeah,
all right, that's not bad. I'm sure fish food flakes gross. I
know those horrible nail polish or nail polish remover, nail polish. Astone smells
great? It does. I love it? Oh God, how do you
feel about chlorine? M not a huge fan. I kind of like it
because it means that every all the germs are dead. Yeah, but it
also means that you're getting covered in chemicals. True, it's I'm kind of
neutral towards it. It's not bad, but it's not good. Oh this
is a good one. A freshly lit firecracker that brings back something the best
memories in the world for me. That's just nostalgic though. The hallways of
hotels. Yeah, especially old hotels. I love dusty smelling building. What
about pungent cheeses? No cheese that is not cheese is great? What is
the worst smelling cheese from Monday? Goldie cheese? Oh? God, here
from under his nuts? That that was going Yeah, Laura from NDA,
all right, and now I have a question, uh huh. And then
we're going to end, and then I'm gonna have a nervous breakdown. Oh
I'll tell you why. Next month. Watch we'll get something on us.
I have one question, and I'm curious to know your answer on this,
and I want an example. I'll start with Brian, but i'll give you
both the question. What could you give a forty minute presentation on with absolutely
no preparation movies? Maybe? Yeah, I have an answer that I know
I could do, but I'm not gonna say it. It's incredibly nerdy.
Please say it. No, because it's not nerdy where it's like, okay,
well whatever, I don't know that is. It's something everything knows,
everybody knows about. But I'm not gonna say, yeah, I could do
movies. Yeah, I don't accept this. Movies is good. Sometimes you
have to be vulnerable, just be nerdy. No, I will be,
but I'm saving it for another time. Oh, okay, because it's gonna
come up, all right, for the next I'll show my because I'm gonna
bring it in a collection at some point. Okay, for various collections.
I want you for thirty seconds to give me a very good presentation about movies.
No. Uh, well, movies more commonly known as films, are
often stored on things called DVDs, which stands for digital video drive. I
think I like one of my favorite my favorite movie is Raiders of the Lost
Dark, directed by Steven Spielberg, screenplay by George Lucas Well. He's crave
director. Produced by Frank Marshall. I think maybe he was a script supervisor.
No, that was Lawrence Canston. Anyways, great movie, some great
stunts in there. Guy gets dragged behind the car. Great stunt. I
forgot they got the stunt man's name. I think it's Tom something. Super
good. Giant bowler scene. That's great and stop. Thank that was I'll
give you a C plus on that. That's fine. Eric. Can I
pick the same topic? Well, okay, let me I you know exactly
what you could talk about. What how about how long it takes you to
put on all your skin care products? Your shoe? Oh ready? Oh
so several years ago, when I was a stylist, I got into shoes
a lot. Like I have a ton of clothes, and no matter how
many times I clear out my closet, there was always plenty left. I
have an entire collection of Converse, I have a collection of Nike. I
have a collection of not Jimmy Chew. Could you do that for forty minutes?
Yeah? Yeah, you have that many shoes? Yeah, Okay,
mine is going to be about traffic reporting. We can skip this one.
You do this every morning. We've all heard this one, but you don't
know do you know anything about it? Uh? Yeah, you report on
the traffic. All right, I'm curious. I'm not going to cry.
Why would you cry? Because you know I'm delicate right now. Be nice
to me. I am being nice. That's the crazy port, and you
too, say I am a delight. I need some help. You're doing,
Laura, You're doing great. Send all the people clapping for you.
Okay, I'm gonna talk about now. I totally forgot what I was going
to talk about. I'm going to talk about traffic. So when I get
into the traffic studio, I have two screens and there are many different tabs
open on my screens. One of them is the CHP CAT that shows all
the accidents. We take that information and we couple it with the caltrans quick
map, which shows where all the slow spots are. We match up the
accidents with where the slow spots are, so we can get the exact pinpoint
on where that accident is. Plus we take phone calls, Plus we look
at other things. Plus we look at Twitter and then we compile it all
together in our head and give up report. That's thirty seconds traffic brought to
you by Twitter. I will say that was good. Really yeah, I
mean thirty seconds is not that much of information, but yeah, it was
a good But I could do that for forty minutes. I easily could do
that for forty Oh my god, there are accidents on the road right now.
Oh my god. Yes, I'm looking at Caltran the quick map,
I know the quick map is is pretty good. Yeah, no, this
was a thing. Yep, there are on their mind. That's the border.
We have lots of resources, and it's like we have too many.
But it's like it's it's an I don't I'm not trying to be like Braggadosha's
like, oh my god, I'm so cool. I can do this.
But to be a good traffic reporter, which I don't know if I'm good.
I think I'm kind of medium, it's not easy, Like you have
to take all this information assimilated in your brain and spit it out, yeah,
and do it in a timely matter that is accurate. And it's typicult
sometimes, yes, it's challenging, and some people are really good at it
and some people are just okay at it. Yeah, according to Caltry,
there is no accidents in the state of California right now. Oh, because
you don't have the accidents checked. Look at the options you have to pitsh
options and to put accidents slowing. Blah blah blah blah blah. All right,
I'll give her cuestion. She knows what she's talking about. See,
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It'll be worth the fun experience. Yeah, the same. So we're
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it'd be really fun to see your face. Producer Brian's girlfriends even going,
Oh my god, it is so epsciting for me. I love it.
I love It's like meeting my sons. Okay, I know, I know,
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not act me like have a mother's heart. Okay, anyway, thank you
guys so much for watching. Thank you so much for listening. Again.
Halloween Show is next week and Brian has some sort of crazy wild card that
he's gonna drop. Oh yeah, I'm It started out with a simple idea
and I kept building off of this. I think it's gonna get. I
think it's gonna get a lot of control. Oh no, I'm gonna blindfold
you, guys. I'm not gonna do anything to you. I just seem
to set something up that you guys can't see. Okay, I don't want
you to see me set it up. Nothing will go on my mouth.
No, okay, well I just don't want you to see what I'm saying.
Okay, that's fine. That's not guaranteed. Something might go in your
mouth. It'll be Eric's though, not mine. It's tough anything of mine.
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