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weekend warm up. We're gonna have a good one for you today. How's
everyone feeling Friday morning? Hek have you everyone? Were you asking me here?
A little aroused? That was just a little. I'm not I would
think I would at a gross level put myself at zero aroused right now with
all these TVs going on. Yeah, yeah, I can fix that,
man, give me that your mouse. Samantha Davies has me at about four
and a half percent. Lord, you don't have to name them, and
what arousal percent? I don't know this person. She's behind your head on
a giant TV. She looks. Okay, what I'm saying is, yeah,
wouldn't who wouldn't be aroused by that lovely weather lady meteorologist? Us to
respect her, okay, for her work at meteorology school. Okay, education
that she's earned and the information she provides each and every morning. Yeah,
it's important stuff, right, skirt skirt and that's at skirt a pencil skirt.
Like I've never watched so much morning news in my life, and since
we started this, Welcome to the morning man. Is is weather in traffic
camp? Isn't it great? And green lines and the red lines on the
traffic? Look at that thing behind you? Just it's going and then there's
lo Well the hell do you think they stress so much importance on us playing
all of our weather and traffic current? But who okay, someone waking up
and watching this and being like, oh, there's a traffic situation here,
I'm gonna avoid it, and I'm not saying there isn't. There probably is,
but I mean doesn't the oh there's a red zone, doesn't the weather,
or doesn't the traffic app So plant this for most I open that thing
up. It's the first thing I do when I get in my car.
But yeah, plan my route just to make sure because it's not always the
same way. Do you have how many viable options do you have? I
mean an infinite, infinite no, but you only have seventy five? Well,
okay, they're all viable. I mean every backstreet is viable. But
if you're talking about main arteries to get here, probably three. I've got
thirty east to the Loop, I've got thirty west to either seventy five or
going through downtown and then hitting the toll way on the other side of downtown.
What do you normally do seventy five? Uh? Yeah, that's it
sends me to seventy five every day. I don't like the thirty to six
thirty five route. It just kind of sucks because it's like, I don't
know, it's like bag route out there. My favorite is the toll way.
Yeah, it's fun, but you know, you gotta go through downtown
and hop on the thirty five exchange and hit that tollway. But boy,
you get on the tollway and get that gt I up and around, I
don't know, crazy town, crank it up to one on the tollway.
There's I mean, you can if your car, when does your governor abbot
shut it come in? And my car does not have a governor abbot my
golf cart though. Okay, So here's what happens, Mike. I'm just
I'm laying out the lay of the lane for you in the mornings. For
why it's important for television news to have Chip Wagoner or Fox for giving traffic
updates. Okay, because people wake up. A lot of people have kids,
and they take their kids to school and make it to work on time
while also getting ready and doing all the things they like to do in the
morning. So knowing this slide thing that could happen, it is almost like
a fear tactic. I'm just checking in to make sure that I'm not about
to have my entire morning ruined by a traffic jam. So you're checking for
like a massive blockage of some kind. And hell, I will say that
most of these damn mornings, one of those traffic cam shows the police blocking
off an entire seemingly fairly large through ay or highway, and then a lot
of red behind it, a lot of red with no arrows. I was
talking to someone, and I don't want to go too long on this discussion,
but I was talking to someone about a year ago, and this was
a real estate conversation, and he goes, the problem with all these people
that were moving here? Then he might have had many for reasons. Is
the problem with all these people that are moving here is we're behind on our
roads. We should have been making our roads bigger and better fifteen years ago
and we are not there. Well, you're not equipped to hand the influx
of people that are coming. Trying, No, every like trying. I
mean, this damn city has been on under construction since I moved here in
eighty seven, right, But to stay ahead of growth, especially in a
place growing at this rate, you have to stay way ahead of the infrastructure.
And it's you can apply it to a whole lot of things on this
earth, is that you don't worry about it until it's too late, and
then oh we should have done something. Yeah, you know why, because
it's cheaper not to No, exactly but I mean it's really hot. That's
an incredibly hard job to stay ahead of that and convince the people who are
holding the purse that this will serve us well in the long run. You
know, real economists, like super smart economists, probably look at the way
that this country does business from the local level to the state level to the
federal level, and they probably just scratch their heads and go, what are
you doing? Like you're always chasing? Yes, all you do is you're
just chasing, and you know you're chasing, but you won't actively do anything
to reverse that. So, like right now, if we had you know,
you throw around millions and billions. I don't have no idea, but
I mean these are massive projects. You throw a few billion dollars into what
and how do you expand the roads or make them wider or better, or
make them double deckers? You know? Like I don't know, but yeah,
anything you do in that direction is probably a wise decision for what this
place is going to look like in five twenty years. But people aren't thinking
that far ahead because they think, well, I'm alive now, and because
of my insatiable greed, I need to make sure my pockets are as full
as they can be while I'm on this planet. Let the next guy worry
about it. Yeah, and that's you. Just keep passing the buck until
civilization ends, and then no one will care. In the sun, well
we'll go crashing into the sun and nothing matters anymore. That's right, that's
right. I mean it's on your mind, Kevin, Hey, Kevy the
morning. It's one way to look at it. I have two pieces of
audience, yea, that we can play. What are they This is the
loudest part in the world, the loudest far in the world. Oh oh,
before that, just see, we got our schedule for baseball. We
have a baseball schedule. Oh no, just yet. MLB cut us a
deal we confirmed after early game Monday. Yeah, three or seven, I
think three. Let me check out. I have it's a good deal.
They cut us such a good deal, and I'm really excited about it.
Here we go Monday, Game two, three thirty seven on Fox. Great.
So then we're off Tuesday, game three, seven o'clock, Game four,
and home seven o'clock game five, Friday, if necessary, Oh,
four o'clock here necessary, four o'clock Friday, crowd DFW. Okay, if
that's the case. Doesn't every business in this town need to let their employees
off at noon just on Friday? Yeah? Absolutely, well, do enjoy
a game? Okay two? You know, but if your employees were lucky
enough to get tickets, let them off at noon, like employees are literally
working past noon anyway on a Friday, that's true most probably, dude,
it's everyone. It's great to see it firsthand. I think the phrase is
looking for a good place to hide, because, yeah, I wonder if
all offices take Monday, Tuesday and Friday off it's great, and just show
up for a big pizza party on Wednesday. Then get full up and sweepy.
What's that chili thing gonna be? Yeah, I'm gonna show that raid
the snack basket and go back to your desk. Yes, they just come
into who for the three Musketeers that golden plits out? They disappear. We
don't know where they are. It's amazing. How do those snacks disappear instantly
and then you never see anyone else? I know you have a bunch of
audio to get too. I want who picked the chiefs Broncos? Last nay,
okay, question? What was what was the spread that you bet ten
and a half. I hope it was eleven and a half. I know
it was ten and a half. Right, we kill because we've resorted to
the Action Network. It was eleven. It was eleven. You got to
push, he pushed, so we have a tie. Okay, I'm seeing
CBS Sports is reporting that it was ten and a half. No, I
don't care about no, no, no, I'm look at my point.
I don't. I hope that you wont. I want you to be successful,
But damn it, that game Vegas knows everything. Why is it the
guy that's coming up with these lines just gambling his nuts off. Probably they
are so good they hired him out. Need to gamble on anymore? I'll
just take the salary. Wait, someone's winning hire him. I think that
does happen. There are people that are so the people that set these lines
are so insanely good that it makes people wonder the NFL's rigged. How do
you hit eleven? How do you and eleven? And that the only touchdown
Denver scores they get the two pointed version. Yeah, that's right. I
was, I knew it was right. I was like, I think it
was eleven. I hope it was eleven and a half. Yeah, I
at Denver plus eleven and we pooshed it. You get the pushy congrats on
that, no pointy point the pushy bushy. I'll take it. He sweated
it out. Was the biggest thinky poshy. I was thinking of that last
night. It's like, we are a lot of us are going to lose
to Malcolm. A lot of us are going to lose to a two and
a half year old on NFL pick yeah, who just says yeah to everywhere
unbelieva and repeats Steve names. And maybe he'll throw out the Chiefs because he
knows that because it's close to cheese. Because it's close to cheese. And
he did have an internal debate about the Cowboys Chargers. Okay, he thought
about it for a second. I don't need yeah, No, I almost
want to lose a Malcolm, like I don't need any more confirmation that it's
impossible to actually make money gambling. But I love it when a dog runs
to Which Bowl and beats me. You know, I have no problem with
that. The Bears. The Bear's going to pick the Super Bowl again.
All right, Let's go out to the San Diego Zoo. Yeah, which
slide is the penguin going to slide down? Every year he wins again,
and there's a norm at one in fifteen seventy years of Cappy experience with the
exact same record every year. If you know, as the hopping kangaroo,
as you see the penguin sliding down ice with handfuls of cash, I'm running.
I did track the Taylor Swift beat for a minute last night. Amazon
even around Michael's even made a mention about over unders, and then Kirk Kirbstrich
goes, yeah, but we're still the under. Like he kept saying,
like, here's your obligatory shot at Taylor Swift. But it wasn't like they
just peppered it in once a quarter. Let's throw it up to the booth.
There was a situation where she was talking to this guy, the old
guy with the Yeah, Travis Kelsey's dad, That's exactly what I thought,
But only Donna gets all the pub. I was like, and Travis Kelsey's
dad looks like a lumberjack. I mean, he looks like you might expect
him to look, but I don't. It was strange, and he looked
he looked about fifteen years younger than Donna though, so I don't know.
Yeah, and maybe donnad got this media attention and she's got herself a stepdad
for Travis and Jason. Yeah, grade, yes, I don't know,
but that the mouth breathing idiot, It was the real dad, as strong
as an ox. Put a moron around my head into a walla wash?
Do it like this? Travis? Oh, Jason, Jason. Look here,
Although Jason Kelsey is incredibly intelligent, now she's dating Jason Momoa, Yeah,
yeah, exactly. Is Dona Kelsey married? Very easy one to do
here. It's currently divorced, hey now having separated from her ex husband of
twenty five years two weeks ago. Ed Kelsey Ed Kelsey, Dude, Danny,
how can you love a man named Ed Kelsey? Let's send Danny in?
Okay, so they win? How shure you to Taylor? Wait a
minute, you're you. It's strange and date Donna. It's a strange scenic
route that you're creating here for me. But I think I'm going to take
a pass. No, and then you're tight with Taylor, and then you
can hook Taylor up with me and Christina. Do you see how differently we
think here. I said do it for the station. He said do it
for Taylor. Yeah, he just wants a three way with Tate and his
girlfriend wants to use Christina's okay with that. Okay, But Donna's got to
be a part of it too, I know, okay? And men,
are you in? Don Donna's got to be in. Kevin standing in the
corner wearing his egg plant costume, just motionless. I'm in a suit,
mouth and Donna. You know what, Donna's cheering. Kevin's in a suit,
doing nothing in an eggplant suit, is standing there. Donna's cheering when
a successful attempt at sex happens, and I'm giving sex instructions, but only
rupt you by going hey hey, and Ed Kelsey's blasting and Ed Kelsey's chopping
wood. Yeah, bashes through the wall your three ways. It's like a
damn Jardiance commercial. Where's my Donna? What's going on? Meanwhile, we're
live streaming it on TikTok. Fine, I'm in. I agree, super
Mario Filters. Hey, it's a sexy Mario Filters. Yeah. The only
thing that I'm allowed to say is it's me Kevio or Heydoper shake that tiny
d that's it. Now. If all those things factors are in play,
would you be willing to endure all of that just to get to Taylor?
Oh? No, Christina is all I'm interested in. I shut up.
You just invited Tabor. I don't want her there to your bedroom. I
don't want her there. No, thank you? Play things that are funny,
yeah, dude. So to get ready for the Chargers, Uh,
Ben excinish to this a bit called the Fighting McMahon's and it was actually a
shot at Tim McMahon. And it's Ronnie and Terry McMahon, just two guys
who like to fight and cuss, and they're just country rednecks. But Ben
has got this walking pneumonia thing going on to you missed a couple of days,
but they had the interview scheduled. So here's Skin who's playing the role
of Terry McMahon with an Italian guy named Kyle in San Diego, getting you
ready for the Los Angeles Chargers and the Cowboys. It's about five minutes,
but it's worth it. I've not heard it, so I'm ready. We're
gonna get Ronnie back tomorrow. He'd been sick. We still have people on
and joining this now get you ready for the big game. Is a guy
named Kyle d Demon and Cantanio. What the hell is that? Kyle?
What the name? What is that name? It is very Italian? What
the hell did you just say that? Again? The Dominican Dandio. Damn,
that's incredible. Man, Oh, that's amazing. I'm so happy I
heard that we're gonna talk football with Kyle deads the Condamn it's Canadio. Had
the Chargers been good this year? I mean it's been a little disappointing.
We need to see a little bit more out of them to feel good about
the trajectory of this season. Y'all got Kellen Moore? Yeah, we got
Kellen Moore from you. That's right. Happy with him so far. Kyle
Deio from San Diego, now Los Angeles Chargers. Man, when I think
back, I think Chargers y'all kind of always been soft. You think y'all
soft? I mean you can't really see that you're hard when you give up
as many comeback victories as we do. Hey, man, when you say
you can't talk about being hard, you need to say pauls Oh hell talking
to Kyle Deeds to Candamning and Santio And uh so, what's y'all record this
year? Right now? We're sitting at five. So I don't understand.
You live in San Diego or Los Angeles. I live in San Diego,
North County, San Diego. What's it like? It's beautiful. We do
have a lot of people moving to Texas though for the politics. Yeah,
and I'm sick of them too. Man, they come here, lefty.
We don't need all these people moving here. We got a way that we
do things in Texas. And then it ain't like that. You got a
gun, boy, I do too. Hell yeah you do? What kind
of guns you got? Oh? Just a twelve gage in a glocker?
My guy, that's my guy right there. You like to shoot? Yeah,
I do. I do. What do you shoot? Man? Ohfore
we got hunting once. I'm shooting, skeet Oh oh to the window to
the walls. Yeah you heard me. I know I'll see you skeet shooting
you old dog, Kyle? Do you m hey? Man, you gotta
come to Texas. We like to hunt wild hog. Some people won't eat
it, but I think it's good eating. Yeah, I believe it.
I believe it. Next time I'm out I'll give you a call. I
like you, man. I thought since you're from California, you'd be a
pooky, but you seem all right by me. Do you ever get in
any fights myself? Not really? No. I play hockey, but i'm
not. I like when I see blood on the ice because the ice is
clear and the blood is red. Kyle, Yeah, Yeah, what are
you laughing at? I mean you're everything you're saying is true, ice is
clear, blood is red. Are you telling me that the truth is funny?
Kyle? Well, I I appreciate your reasons for liking hockey. Hey,
I'm just sitting with you. Boy, have some fun with me.
Kyle. Damn, you acted like you was scared. Man, it's cool.
I can't hit you from here, Kyle? Did tamn? Kanaki?
Oh? He from the Bolt of Blue blog were talking Chargers. I didn't
you know what the spread is? Boy, cowboy and a half. There's
no way in God's green earth I'd bet on the fucking Chargers. I can
tell you that much right now. Oh, Kyle, ain't no way.
You know what I'm saying. I hear you rapid fire. I'm gonna say
something. You say the first thing to come to your mouth, pig skin
justin Herbert ass kicking Mike Tyson. Hell yeah, my wife, Hell yeah,
you're my kind of mother. Kyle, you bringing it? Man,
Damn, I gotta see a picture of this woman shown line is all right,
I do that too, man, She's probably pretty pregnant right now.
All right, man, any final predictions, No, no, I think
you know. I think what we talked about. Right here he is Kyle
Katak and Hakio of the San Diegos now Los Angeles Charlotte Chargers Multi Blue blog.
All right, coming up next, we're gonna look at the five greatest
quarterbacks in the history of the NFL right here on ninety seven one the Free
All right, hey dude, that's pretty good man. I liked it.
Man. This is definitely a more creative radio show that I bet on.
That was fun. I appreciate you. You want to catch up next week
to see how it went. My brother Ronnie be back by then. He's
sick. He got pink eye. We could definitely make something work. Yeah,
man, you ever had pink eye? I have not, No,
man, you get it doing nasty stuff. I don't know what Ronnie was
doing, but I read about it. I got a couple of ideas what
he was doing. We can talk about that next week. But I think
his face was a little too close to a hole, if you know what
I'm saying. Man, it sounds like he was thinking out with some Californians.
All right, man, well, hey, send me a picture your
wife. We'll catch up next week. Man, Kyle, you were kick
ass dog. It's very much for that with you next week, all right.
Sticking to jar mayonnaise, bro have a great one, Kyle, brilliant.
I mean, simply looked his name. Guess how many letters in his
last name? A thousand? Oh my god, d Dominicanio, Dominican,
Tano, Dominican, tann Dominican. That's unfortunate. It's just so much.
Put that on the back of jersey. You do that forever A Dominican,
indeed, dominic Catanio, Dominicandan, dominic d E D I M I N
I C A N D d E apostrophe, d E capital recapitalization, Dominica
Dan Terry McMahon. That is excellent. I bet she's real pregnant right now.
Dude. He is so quick with so many amazing because the ice is
clear and the blood is red. Well, the things that you're saying about
hockey or true, well you're laughing at Oh man, I'm just missing hits
you from here. Yeah. They went on a whole thing about fighting,
which was really funny. It's so it's so good. Yeah, I cut
down half of that this one. I took an eight minute thing down and
got it to a little under two minutes. And it is not quick on
their feet, not necessarily. Here. This is our call a couple of
days ago with Chris Okay, a Ranger caller. Chris said he went to
Rangers game three to celebrate. Do you think that the pacing of this segment
is a little slower than what happened in the one we just heard? Yes
it is. Now. I've cut this up the best they could. I
think we're probably leaving out some things. Yeah, but it's an eight minute
call. But here is our call with Chris in a short form. I
think he may not have even gone to the game last night. Chris is
becoming a bit like, oh hey, I'm on your thid. Oh well,
we play it straight. Were you really at the game? What's section
were you in? Chris? I don't know. My wife paid for all
of it. Chris, you watched the game at your house, didn't you
tell the truth? No, this was my first time going to the Globeli
field. Yeah. What do you do for a living warehouse? Whose man
like you? Chris? If you text us all the time? Text us
one of the pictures that you took from the game last night. Right now,
I'm looking at the text machine. Okay. My wife said, we
were in section three oh one. Okay, did you sing the Creed song
with armed white open? That's not the one You're a mysterious guy. Okay,
he's he said, here's my photo from the game. Okay, and
that does look like and it's a Facebook account, yeah, from twenty eleven
fort named Scott. I don't have Facebook from a god named Scott. I
don't know. It's clearly the old Bualbpark. Someone's in a picture of Jo
and said, this is Chris about someone else just said I took this last
night from Chris from the old ball definitely old Balkmart, directly my home plate.
Yeah, and they're playing the Angels. I love you, Chris,
I like everyone else, all right. Someone said, he said first Bayside,
but three oh one is third baseline. That's true. Chris. Oh
boy, oh man, Chris. In that picture in Buddy We'll be Waiting.
Oh my god, that was magical. I love Chris. He's confused,
Yeah, so confused. He's Gocain with my eyes. I think that
he seriously even said this. I think he was still maybe a little buzzed
from the night before. It was early, yeah, and who knows how
late he kept it going house, but just drinking liquor. In the facts
about the game. My wife bought the tickets and then did you sing Creed?
Yeah, and he sings the wrong song. We're trying to believe you.
That's kind of early in the game too. It was like at the
second inning they did the Creed bit, like I might remember that, But
there we go. Brilliant. Well, there's had some fun stuff. More
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