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We've generated some energy. Friday in
October thirteenth, A good morning at the

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Metric Place. The down beat is
with you through all of your trials and

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tribulations, with Kevin Turner, with
Danny Bayless, Mike Siroy, got JJ

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Jackson. You're gonna have a fun
moday coming up at seven Ultimate Rangers Astros

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Previews, We're gonna get the prof
pervs in here to break you down for

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you. This gotta be a better
name than that scuttle about seven thirty in

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which I have multiple stories, one
involving a major event happening tomorrow morning around

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ten am, eight o'clock, we
head on out to the Ghost Pepper Pavilion.

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Three Scorching Hot predictions, four Rangers
Astros Game one. Fingers Morning News

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has a wild story about the front
lines, including a local nine o'clock the

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weekend warm up. We're gonna have
a good one for you today. How's

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everyone feeling Friday morning? Hek have
you everyone? Were you asking me here?

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A little aroused? That was just
a little. I'm not I would

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think I would at a gross level
put myself at zero aroused right now with

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all these TVs going on. Yeah, yeah, I can fix that,

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man, give me that your mouse. Samantha Davies has me at about four

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and a half percent. Lord,
you don't have to name them, and

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what arousal percent? I don't know
this person. She's behind your head on

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a giant TV. She looks.
Okay, what I'm saying is, yeah,

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wouldn't who wouldn't be aroused by that
lovely weather lady meteorologist? Us to

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respect her, okay, for her
work at meteorology school. Okay, education

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that she's earned and the information she
provides each and every morning. Yeah,

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it's important stuff, right, skirt
skirt and that's at skirt a pencil skirt.

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Like I've never watched so much morning
news in my life, and since

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we started this, Welcome to the
morning man. Is is weather in traffic

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camp? Isn't it great? And
green lines and the red lines on the

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traffic? Look at that thing behind
you? Just it's going and then there's

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lo Well the hell do you think
they stress so much importance on us playing

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all of our weather and traffic current? But who okay, someone waking up

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and watching this and being like,
oh, there's a traffic situation here,

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I'm gonna avoid it, and I'm
not saying there isn't. There probably is,

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but I mean doesn't the oh there's
a red zone, doesn't the weather,

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or doesn't the traffic app So plant
this for most I open that thing

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up. It's the first thing I
do when I get in my car.

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But yeah, plan my route just
to make sure because it's not always the

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same way. Do you have how
many viable options do you have? I

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mean an infinite, infinite no,
but you only have seventy five? Well,

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okay, they're all viable. I
mean every backstreet is viable. But

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if you're talking about main arteries to
get here, probably three. I've got

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thirty east to the Loop, I've
got thirty west to either seventy five or

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going through downtown and then hitting the
toll way on the other side of downtown.

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What do you normally do seventy five? Uh? Yeah, that's it

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sends me to seventy five every day. I don't like the thirty to six

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thirty five route. It just kind
of sucks because it's like, I don't

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know, it's like bag route out
there. My favorite is the toll way.

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Yeah, it's fun, but you
know, you gotta go through downtown

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and hop on the thirty five exchange
and hit that tollway. But boy,

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you get on the tollway and get
that gt I up and around, I

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don't know, crazy town, crank
it up to one on the tollway.

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There's I mean, you can if
your car, when does your governor abbot

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shut it come in? And my
car does not have a governor abbot my

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golf cart though. Okay, So
here's what happens, Mike. I'm just

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I'm laying out the lay of the
lane for you in the mornings. For

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why it's important for television news to
have Chip Wagoner or Fox for giving traffic

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updates. Okay, because people wake
up. A lot of people have kids,

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and they take their kids to school
and make it to work on time

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while also getting ready and doing all
the things they like to do in the

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morning. So knowing this slide thing
that could happen, it is almost like

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a fear tactic. I'm just checking
in to make sure that I'm not about

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to have my entire morning ruined by
a traffic jam. So you're checking for

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like a massive blockage of some kind. And hell, I will say that

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most of these damn mornings, one
of those traffic cam shows the police blocking

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off an entire seemingly fairly large through
ay or highway, and then a lot

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of red behind it, a lot
of red with no arrows. I was

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talking to someone, and I don't
want to go too long on this discussion,

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but I was talking to someone about
a year ago, and this was

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a real estate conversation, and he
goes, the problem with all these people

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that were moving here? Then he
might have had many for reasons. Is

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the problem with all these people that
are moving here is we're behind on our

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roads. We should have been making
our roads bigger and better fifteen years ago

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and we are not there. Well, you're not equipped to hand the influx

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of people that are coming. Trying, No, every like trying. I

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mean, this damn city has been
on under construction since I moved here in

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eighty seven, right, But to
stay ahead of growth, especially in a

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place growing at this rate, you
have to stay way ahead of the infrastructure.

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And it's you can apply it to
a whole lot of things on this

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earth, is that you don't worry
about it until it's too late, and

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then oh we should have done something. Yeah, you know why, because

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it's cheaper not to No, exactly
but I mean it's really hot. That's

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an incredibly hard job to stay ahead
of that and convince the people who are

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holding the purse that this will serve
us well in the long run. You

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know, real economists, like super
smart economists, probably look at the way

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that this country does business from the
local level to the state level to the

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federal level, and they probably just
scratch their heads and go, what are

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you doing? Like you're always chasing? Yes, all you do is you're

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just chasing, and you know you're
chasing, but you won't actively do anything

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to reverse that. So, like
right now, if we had you know,

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you throw around millions and billions.
I don't have no idea, but

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I mean these are massive projects.
You throw a few billion dollars into what

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and how do you expand the roads
or make them wider or better, or

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make them double deckers? You know? Like I don't know, but yeah,

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anything you do in that direction is
probably a wise decision for what this

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place is going to look like in
five twenty years. But people aren't thinking

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that far ahead because they think,
well, I'm alive now, and because

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of my insatiable greed, I need
to make sure my pockets are as full

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as they can be while I'm on
this planet. Let the next guy worry

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about it. Yeah, and that's
you. Just keep passing the buck until

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civilization ends, and then no one
will care. In the sun, well

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we'll go crashing into the sun and
nothing matters anymore. That's right, that's

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right. I mean it's on your
mind, Kevin, Hey, Kevy the

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morning. It's one way to look
at it. I have two pieces of

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audience, yea, that we can
play. What are they This is the

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loudest part in the world, the
loudest far in the world. Oh oh,

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before that, just see, we
got our schedule for baseball. We

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have a baseball schedule. Oh no, just yet. MLB cut us a

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deal we confirmed after early game Monday. Yeah, three or seven, I

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think three. Let me check out. I have it's a good deal.

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They cut us such a good deal, and I'm really excited about it.

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Here we go Monday, Game two, three thirty seven on Fox. Great.

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So then we're off Tuesday, game
three, seven o'clock, Game four,

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and home seven o'clock game five,
Friday, if necessary, Oh,

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four o'clock here necessary, four o'clock
Friday, crowd DFW. Okay, if

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that's the case. Doesn't every business
in this town need to let their employees

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off at noon just on Friday?
Yeah? Absolutely, well, do enjoy

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a game? Okay two? You
know, but if your employees were lucky

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enough to get tickets, let them
off at noon, like employees are literally

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working past noon anyway on a Friday, that's true most probably, dude,

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it's everyone. It's great to see
it firsthand. I think the phrase is

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looking for a good place to hide, because, yeah, I wonder if

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all offices take Monday, Tuesday and
Friday off it's great, and just show

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up for a big pizza party on
Wednesday. Then get full up and sweepy.

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What's that chili thing gonna be?
Yeah, I'm gonna show that raid

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the snack basket and go back to
your desk. Yes, they just come

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into who for the three Musketeers that
golden plits out? They disappear. We

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don't know where they are. It's
amazing. How do those snacks disappear instantly

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and then you never see anyone else? I know you have a bunch of

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audio to get too. I want
who picked the chiefs Broncos? Last nay,

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okay, question? What was what
was the spread that you bet ten

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and a half. I hope it
was eleven and a half. I know

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it was ten and a half.
Right, we kill because we've resorted to

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the Action Network. It was eleven. It was eleven. You got to

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push, he pushed, so we
have a tie. Okay, I'm seeing

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CBS Sports is reporting that it was
ten and a half. No, I

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don't care about no, no,
no, I'm look at my point.

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I don't. I hope that you
wont. I want you to be successful,

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But damn it, that game Vegas
knows everything. Why is it the

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guy that's coming up with these lines
just gambling his nuts off. Probably they

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are so good they hired him out. Need to gamble on anymore? I'll

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just take the salary. Wait,
someone's winning hire him. I think that

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does happen. There are people that
are so the people that set these lines

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are so insanely good that it makes
people wonder the NFL's rigged. How do

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you hit eleven? How do you
and eleven? And that the only touchdown

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Denver scores they get the two pointed
version. Yeah, that's right. I

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was, I knew it was right. I was like, I think it

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was eleven. I hope it was
eleven and a half. Yeah, I

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at Denver plus eleven and we pooshed
it. You get the pushy congrats on

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that, no pointy point the pushy
bushy. I'll take it. He sweated

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it out. Was the biggest thinky
poshy. I was thinking of that last

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night. It's like, we are
a lot of us are going to lose

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to Malcolm. A lot of us
are going to lose to a two and

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a half year old on NFL pick
yeah, who just says yeah to everywhere

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unbelieva and repeats Steve names. And
maybe he'll throw out the Chiefs because he

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knows that because it's close to cheese. Because it's close to cheese. And

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he did have an internal debate about
the Cowboys Chargers. Okay, he thought

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about it for a second. I
don't need yeah, No, I almost

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want to lose a Malcolm, like
I don't need any more confirmation that it's

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impossible to actually make money gambling.
But I love it when a dog runs

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to Which Bowl and beats me.
You know, I have no problem with

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that. The Bears. The Bear's
going to pick the Super Bowl again.

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All right, Let's go out to
the San Diego Zoo. Yeah, which

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slide is the penguin going to slide
down? Every year he wins again,

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and there's a norm at one in
fifteen seventy years of Cappy experience with the

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exact same record every year. If
you know, as the hopping kangaroo,

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as you see the penguin sliding down
ice with handfuls of cash, I'm running.

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I did track the Taylor Swift beat
for a minute last night. Amazon

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even around Michael's even made a mention
about over unders, and then Kirk Kirbstrich

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goes, yeah, but we're still
the under. Like he kept saying,

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like, here's your obligatory shot at
Taylor Swift. But it wasn't like they

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just peppered it in once a quarter. Let's throw it up to the booth.

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There was a situation where she was
talking to this guy, the old

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guy with the Yeah, Travis Kelsey's
dad, That's exactly what I thought,

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But only Donna gets all the pub. I was like, and Travis Kelsey's

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dad looks like a lumberjack. I
mean, he looks like you might expect

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him to look, but I don't. It was strange, and he looked

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he looked about fifteen years younger than
Donna though, so I don't know.

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Yeah, and maybe donnad got this
media attention and she's got herself a stepdad

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for Travis and Jason. Yeah,
grade, yes, I don't know,

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but that the mouth breathing idiot,
It was the real dad, as strong

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as an ox. Put a moron
around my head into a walla wash?

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Do it like this? Travis?
Oh, Jason, Jason. Look here,

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Although Jason Kelsey is incredibly intelligent,
now she's dating Jason Momoa, Yeah,

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yeah, exactly. Is Dona Kelsey
married? Very easy one to do

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here. It's currently divorced, hey
now having separated from her ex husband of

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twenty five years two weeks ago.
Ed Kelsey Ed Kelsey, Dude, Danny,

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how can you love a man named
Ed Kelsey? Let's send Danny in?

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Okay, so they win? How
shure you to Taylor? Wait a

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minute, you're you. It's strange
and date Donna. It's a strange scenic

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route that you're creating here for me. But I think I'm going to take

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a pass. No, and then
you're tight with Taylor, and then you

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can hook Taylor up with me and
Christina. Do you see how differently we

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think here. I said do it
for the station. He said do it

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for Taylor. Yeah, he just
wants a three way with Tate and his

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girlfriend wants to use Christina's okay with
that. Okay, But Donna's got to

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be a part of it too,
I know, okay? And men,

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are you in? Don Donna's got
to be in. Kevin standing in the

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corner wearing his egg plant costume,
just motionless. I'm in a suit,

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mouth and Donna. You know what, Donna's cheering. Kevin's in a suit,

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doing nothing in an eggplant suit,
is standing there. Donna's cheering when

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a successful attempt at sex happens,
and I'm giving sex instructions, but only

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rupt you by going hey hey,
and Ed Kelsey's blasting and Ed Kelsey's chopping

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wood. Yeah, bashes through the
wall your three ways. It's like a

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damn Jardiance commercial. Where's my Donna? What's going on? Meanwhile, we're

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live streaming it on TikTok. Fine, I'm in. I agree, super

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Mario Filters. Hey, it's a
sexy Mario Filters. Yeah. The only

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thing that I'm allowed to say is
it's me Kevio or Heydoper shake that tiny

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d that's it. Now. If
all those things factors are in play,

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would you be willing to endure all
of that just to get to Taylor?

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Oh? No, Christina is all
I'm interested in. I shut up.

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You just invited Tabor. I don't
want her there to your bedroom. I

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don't want her there. No,
thank you? Play things that are funny,

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yeah, dude. So to get
ready for the Chargers, Uh,

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Ben excinish to this a bit called
the Fighting McMahon's and it was actually a

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shot at Tim McMahon. And it's
Ronnie and Terry McMahon, just two guys

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who like to fight and cuss,
and they're just country rednecks. But Ben

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has got this walking pneumonia thing going
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but they had the interview scheduled.
So here's Skin who's playing the role

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of Terry McMahon with an Italian guy
named Kyle in San Diego, getting you

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ready for the Los Angeles Chargers and
the Cowboys. It's about five minutes,

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but it's worth it. I've not
heard it, so I'm ready. We're

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gonna get Ronnie back tomorrow. He'd
been sick. We still have people on

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and joining this now get you ready
for the big game. Is a guy

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named Kyle d Demon and Cantanio.
What the hell is that? Kyle?

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What the name? What is that
name? It is very Italian? What

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the hell did you just say that? Again? The Dominican Dandio. Damn,

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that's incredible. Man, Oh,
that's amazing. I'm so happy I

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heard that we're gonna talk football with
Kyle deads the Condamn it's Canadio. Had

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the Chargers been good this year?
I mean it's been a little disappointing.

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We need to see a little bit
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the trajectory of this season. Y'all
got Kellen Moore? Yeah, we got

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Kellen Moore from you. That's right. Happy with him so far. Kyle

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Deio from San Diego, now Los
Angeles Chargers. Man, when I think

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back, I think Chargers y'all kind
of always been soft. You think y'all

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soft? I mean you can't really
see that you're hard when you give up

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as many comeback victories as we do. Hey, man, when you say

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you can't talk about being hard,
you need to say pauls Oh hell talking

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to Kyle Deeds to Candamning and Santio
And uh so, what's y'all record this

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year? Right now? We're sitting
at five. So I don't understand.

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You live in San Diego or Los
Angeles. I live in San Diego,

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North County, San Diego. What's
it like? It's beautiful. We do

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have a lot of people moving to
Texas though for the politics. Yeah,

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and I'm sick of them too.
Man, they come here, lefty.

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We don't need all these people moving
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do things in Texas. And then
it ain't like that. You got a

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gun, boy, I do too. Hell yeah you do? What kind

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of guns you got? Oh?
Just a twelve gage in a glocker?

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My guy, that's my guy right
there. You like to shoot? Yeah,

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I do. I do. What
do you shoot? Man? Ohfore

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we got hunting once. I'm shooting, skeet Oh oh to the window to

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the walls. Yeah you heard me. I know I'll see you skeet shooting

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you old dog, Kyle? Do
you m hey? Man, you gotta

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come to Texas. We like to
hunt wild hog. Some people won't eat

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it, but I think it's good
eating. Yeah, I believe it.

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I believe it. Next time I'm
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like you, man. I thought
since you're from California, you'd be a

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pooky, but you seem all right
by me. Do you ever get in

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any fights myself? Not really?
No. I play hockey, but i'm

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not. I like when I see
blood on the ice because the ice is

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clear and the blood is red.
Kyle, Yeah, Yeah, what are

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you laughing at? I mean you're
everything you're saying is true, ice is

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clear, blood is red. Are
you telling me that the truth is funny?

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Kyle? Well, I I appreciate
your reasons for liking hockey. Hey,

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I'm just sitting with you. Boy, have some fun with me.

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Kyle. Damn, you acted like
you was scared. Man, it's cool.

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I can't hit you from here,
Kyle? Did tamn? Kanaki?

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Oh? He from the Bolt of
Blue blog were talking Chargers. I didn't

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you know what the spread is?
Boy, cowboy and a half. There's

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no way in God's green earth I'd
bet on the fucking Chargers. I can

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tell you that much right now.
Oh, Kyle, ain't no way.

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You know what I'm saying. I
hear you rapid fire. I'm gonna say

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something. You say the first thing
to come to your mouth, pig skin

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justin Herbert ass kicking Mike Tyson.
Hell yeah, my wife, Hell yeah,

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you're my kind of mother. Kyle, you bringing it? Man,

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Damn, I gotta see a picture
of this woman shown line is all right,

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I do that too, man,
She's probably pretty pregnant right now.

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All right, man, any final
predictions, No, no, I think

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you know. I think what we
talked about. Right here he is Kyle

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Katak and Hakio of the San Diegos
now Los Angeles Charlotte Chargers Multi Blue blog.

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All right, coming up next,
we're gonna look at the five greatest

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quarterbacks in the history of the NFL
right here on ninety seven one the Free

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All right, hey dude, that's
pretty good man. I liked it.

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Man. This is definitely a more
creative radio show that I bet on.

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That was fun. I appreciate you. You want to catch up next week

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to see how it went. My
brother Ronnie be back by then. He's

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sick. He got pink eye.
We could definitely make something work. Yeah,

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man, you ever had pink eye? I have not, No,

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man, you get it doing nasty
stuff. I don't know what Ronnie was

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doing, but I read about it. I got a couple of ideas what

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he was doing. We can talk
about that next week. But I think

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his face was a little too close
to a hole, if you know what

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I'm saying. Man, it sounds
like he was thinking out with some Californians.

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All right, man, well,
hey, send me a picture your

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wife. We'll catch up next week. Man, Kyle, you were kick

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ass dog. It's very much for
that with you next week, all right.

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Sticking to jar mayonnaise, bro have
a great one, Kyle, brilliant.

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I mean, simply looked his name. Guess how many letters in his

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last name? A thousand? Oh
my god, d Dominicanio, Dominican,

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Tano, Dominican, tann Dominican.
That's unfortunate. It's just so much.

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Put that on the back of jersey. You do that forever A Dominican,

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indeed, dominic Catanio, Dominicandan,
dominic d E D I M I N

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I C A N D d E
apostrophe, d E capital recapitalization, Dominica

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Dan Terry McMahon. That is excellent. I bet she's real pregnant right now.

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Dude. He is so quick with
so many amazing because the ice is

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clear and the blood is red.
Well, the things that you're saying about

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hockey or true, well you're laughing
at Oh man, I'm just missing hits

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you from here. Yeah. They
went on a whole thing about fighting,

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which was really funny. It's so
it's so good. Yeah, I cut

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down half of that this one.
I took an eight minute thing down and

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got it to a little under two
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their feet, not necessarily. Here. This is our call a couple of

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days ago with Chris Okay, a
Ranger caller. Chris said he went to

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Rangers game three to celebrate. Do
you think that the pacing of this segment

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is a little slower than what happened
in the one we just heard? Yes

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it is. Now. I've cut
this up the best they could. I

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think we're probably leaving out some things. Yeah, but it's an eight minute

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call. But here is our call
with Chris in a short form. I

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think he may not have even gone
to the game last night. Chris is

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becoming a bit like, oh hey, I'm on your thid. Oh well,

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we play it straight. Were you
really at the game? What's section

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were you in? Chris? I
don't know. My wife paid for all

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of it. Chris, you watched
the game at your house, didn't you

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tell the truth? No, this
was my first time going to the Globeli

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field. Yeah. What do you
do for a living warehouse? Whose man

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like you? Chris? If you
text us all the time? Text us

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one of the pictures that you took
from the game last night. Right now,

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I'm looking at the text machine.
Okay. My wife said, we

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were in section three oh one.
Okay, did you sing the Creed song

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with armed white open? That's not
the one You're a mysterious guy. Okay,

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he's he said, here's my photo
from the game. Okay, and

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that does look like and it's a
Facebook account, yeah, from twenty eleven

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fort named Scott. I don't have
Facebook from a god named Scott. I

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don't know. It's clearly the old
Bualbpark. Someone's in a picture of Jo

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and said, this is Chris about
someone else just said I took this last

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night from Chris from the old ball
definitely old Balkmart, directly my home plate.

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Yeah, and they're playing the Angels. I love you, Chris,

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I like everyone else, all right. Someone said, he said first Bayside,

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but three oh one is third baseline. That's true. Chris. Oh

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boy, oh man, Chris.
In that picture in Buddy We'll be Waiting.

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Oh my god, that was magical. I love Chris. He's confused,

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Yeah, so confused. He's Gocain
with my eyes. I think that

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he seriously even said this. I
think he was still maybe a little buzzed

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from the night before. It was
early, yeah, and who knows how

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late he kept it going house,
but just drinking liquor. In the facts

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about the game. My wife bought
the tickets and then did you sing Creed?

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Yeah, and he sings the wrong
song. We're trying to believe you.

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That's kind of early in the game
too. It was like at the

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second inning they did the Creed bit, like I might remember that, But

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there we go. Brilliant. Well, there's had some fun stuff. More

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Rangers Astros, a big preview coming
up at seven, a lot of interesting

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storylines of course, of course,
but coming up next for once, the

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actual most important thing in the world. Next time ninety seven won the free

