WEBVTT 1 00:00:03.160 --> 00:00:10.240 Or welcome. Gentlemen, milk- milk brothers, from the dick Güey, 2 00:00:10.560 --> 00:00:13.919 come on for that carnal birthday, because it' s on my birthday, 3 00:00:13.919 --> 00:00:16.399 gey. Thanks to the nedor. Thank you, brother, I love you 4 00:00:16.440 --> 00:00:19.879 so much. Cool, I adore you, brother, thank you. As 5 00:00:20.160 --> 00:00:24.320 Güey adored you, first he told me my chido gift, which said brothers 6 00:00:24.359 --> 00:00:27.600 of milk, which made brothers of milk, I work, I bring your 7 00:00:27.640 --> 00:00:32.359 chido gift. Today fart is that prostitution is illegal. Güey, no, 8 00:00:32.119 --> 00:00:36.200 no, no, no, I brought you your present. So I never 9 00:00:36.399 --> 00:00:40.240 wanted to open forty- five today. I wanted to open it with a 10 00:00:40.320 --> 00:00:43.799 gift that I also want to tell everyone that that' s what people expect 11 00:00:44.240 --> 00:00:47.880 when birthday a gift. Don' t blow that if the detail and storytelling. 12 00:00:47.960 --> 00:00:50.560 That' s for the poor. That' s for people who don 13 00:00:50.560 --> 00:00:53.359 ' t have money to give away better. Don' t give anything better 14 00:00:53.359 --> 00:00:56.719 if you' re going to give them away. I present Francisca ah Metele 15 00:00:56.759 --> 00:01:03.960 is nothing that the head doesn' t have güey give away dust, it 16 00:01:03.159 --> 00:01:07.879 doesn' t count a thousand pesos. To my compadre I was thinking that 17 00:01:07.959 --> 00:01:11.079 you come I give him this bath some tennis, already has them all a 18 00:01:11.120 --> 00:01:15.319 toy and already has them all. Carnal. There goes my gift so that 19 00:01:15.359 --> 00:01:19.840 they learn to give away sons of their motherfucking mother, fifty thousand Güeyo Adriello 20 00:01:19.959 --> 00:01:26.719 you will not give the fifty thousand product product of the political sale for me. 21 00:01:26.000 --> 00:01:30.359 Thank you, thank you, Father the tour. Thank you for not 22 00:01:30.480 --> 00:01:33.480 carnal. This is a real gey gift. Yes, no, but good 23 00:01:33.519 --> 00:01:34.959 not yours. I' m sorry, it' s a little over. 24 00:01:36.079 --> 00:01:38.640 What you spent on your party, Güey, well, ute, Güey, 25 00:01:38.239 --> 00:01:42.840 two days of partying, uh, Güey, thank you, Güey, but 26 00:01:42.920 --> 00:01:44.879 no, well or no, no, no, I don' t even 27 00:01:44.959 --> 00:01:48.480 want to get it. If we' re going to close a pinche deal 28 00:01:48.519 --> 00:01:49.439 on how they give the gift. I know if I don' t make 29 00:01:49.480 --> 00:01:52.079 it comfortable for you what I' ve been given. I put my dad 30 00:01:52.200 --> 00:01:55.359 in real money, Güey, Güey, I told the band I' m 31 00:01:55.359 --> 00:01:59.480 gonna get him a mole present and this is my gift for s but no 32 00:01:59.680 --> 00:02:02.079 more, Güey, no wey or maybe. It' s forty- nine 33 00:02:02.159 --> 00:02:06.239 five hundred and I don' t know if you ask him what, but 34 00:02:06.280 --> 00:02:07.359 it' s fifty s that you come in and glories and follow him under. 35 00:02:07.400 --> 00:02:09.199 A little girl, a press. No, I' m not grateful, 36 00:02:09.719 --> 00:02:13.560 Paquita from the Mira neighborhood I' m gonna tell you that so you 37 00:02:13.560 --> 00:02:14.919 can see that I' m going to do it. Güey, monthlyity of 38 00:02:14.960 --> 00:02:22.080 girls in school. That' s worth this month' s girls' monthly 39 00:02:22.159 --> 00:02:24.520 and this, uh, tithe, ten not forty- two years don' 40 00:02:24.919 --> 00:02:28.080 t come true, not all walks, not even my dad. Well, 41 00:02:28.199 --> 00:02:30.199 I' ve been money. The truth is, I feel like shit putting 42 00:02:30.199 --> 00:02:32.479 him in the bag. Güey compadres, that I give you, Güey, 43 00:02:32.520 --> 00:02:37.759 that the truth is his, you buy you love you no and then I 44 00:02:37.919 --> 00:02:38.960 miss. I don' t know if you haven' t shagged. I 45 00:02:39.000 --> 00:02:43.360 ' m missing the mole parties. For some time now, I' ve 46 00:02:43.400 --> 00:02:45.840 always missed the mole parties because I' m afraid of them. I' 47 00:02:45.879 --> 00:02:46.599 m gonna make you a taste thing of what' s going on there. 48 00:02:46.800 --> 00:02:51.599 I' ll pass it to you because I know that at my parties I 49 00:02:51.599 --> 00:02:54.479 have two parties, the party that' s with my family restaurant and everyone 50 00:02:54.479 --> 00:02:58.319 goes and returns it. That' s not quiet. The parties I do 51 00:02:58.400 --> 00:03:02.919 with my compas, but this criminal billies. I mean. That' s 52 00:03:04.000 --> 00:03:07.759 all you don' t say. Let' s say if a meteor hits 53 00:03:07.800 --> 00:03:10.159 the Monterrey party, it heals. He' s got a lot of bad 54 00:03:10.159 --> 00:03:14.400 feelings for you. Güey the bus and the regional music is over, but 55 00:03:14.479 --> 00:03:16.759 also very nice people, very father. I want to thank the whole band. 56 00:03:16.879 --> 00:03:21.639 I mean, I want to go back to Octavio Cuadra, who gave 57 00:03:21.879 --> 00:03:23.960 me this little girl, this lady, the one who had silver like the 58 00:03:23.960 --> 00:03:29.360 rose. It is a gayeton stop to Tois to Luis Julian Jr, to 59 00:03:29.400 --> 00:03:31.960 Victor Sibrian, to Virlan Garcia, to Arlan Garcia a tipaz. If I 60 00:03:32.280 --> 00:03:37.159 pass were more groups, this one was churi. I' ll check you 61 00:03:37.199 --> 00:03:40.360 out who it is because he commanded Reggio, who was the new year. 62 00:03:40.439 --> 00:03:45.400 You remember also yes and it was the good Joanni Giovanni, the leg the 63 00:03:45.599 --> 00:03:50.120 leg Cabrón how it has grown, no yes, but its consumption does not. 64 00:03:49.840 --> 00:03:53.719 No. This maximum advantage was also maximum advantage. I liked the name. 65 00:03:53.759 --> 00:03:58.000 I liked it. Maximum advantage. It was good for the whole race, 66 00:03:58.280 --> 00:04:00.520 all the quacha that are my comrades, it is not going to, 67 00:04:00.800 --> 00:04:06.000 but a lot of quacha, obviously, to the team of life to the 68 00:04:06.039 --> 00:04:10.599 east alan gabo out I did not go to the party, they went to 69 00:04:10.680 --> 00:04:14.520 take care of you as already or care for them I güey and to many 70 00:04:14.599 --> 00:04:15.399 already many no wey will be taken care of already this no. But what 71 00:04:15.480 --> 00:04:18.560 do you miss the lance that those parties ah no, Jorge, that was 72 00:04:18.600 --> 00:04:23.439 like I sent it from my sage and did not battle Nadita clear the bato. 73 00:04:23.600 --> 00:04:25.639 In fact, I think when you told Verra you went to the master, 74 00:04:25.720 --> 00:04:28.279 they had already arrived. Not a big shit. My brother in the 75 00:04:28.279 --> 00:04:32.279 last name carries the legend, then, but yes carnal. Your parties are 76 00:04:32.360 --> 00:04:36.600 like concerts, no brother, they' re kind of events. I' 77 00:04:36.639 --> 00:04:43.040 ve got a fart c I' m taking therapy because I' ve got 78 00:04:43.040 --> 00:04:43.879 a pedito of muzzle that I' ve got to the gey. I want 79 00:04:44.639 --> 00:04:46.199 to make up that I like it, my old lady tells me now, 80 00:04:46.399 --> 00:04:49.120 güey, ya, don' t throw parties and I, since I' 81 00:04:49.199 --> 00:04:54.480 ve been right, I like to party, since I' ve been like 82 00:04:54.519 --> 00:04:57.399 mom' s joss, my mom, people are in my birthday, but 83 00:04:57.480 --> 00:04:57.759 I don' t know if it' s because I' m not alone. 84 00:04:57.839 --> 00:05:00.399 I don' t know, so I have to scratch it. But 85 00:05:00.519 --> 00:05:04.360 see that if there is ua when I was I say how much one that 86 00:05:04.920 --> 00:05:08.000 when I was morro that there was no there that my dad gave me money. 87 00:05:08.040 --> 00:05:11.199 I did my parties with one I always did with a spotlight and fifty 88 00:05:11.240 --> 00:05:15.879 pesos, water, crazy water, a CD stereo. This one bought when 89 00:05:15.920 --> 00:05:19.560 the cardboard of quarter was worth thirty- eight pesos, the thistle or twenty 90 00:05:19.639 --> 00:05:24.199 and bought it three cartonitos and with a hundred pesos. But since I' 91 00:05:24.240 --> 00:05:27.879 ve been right, from the dolls, elizabeth and it' s just that 92 00:05:27.920 --> 00:05:30.720 before the parties were from eh there' s going to be pisto to see 93 00:05:30.759 --> 00:05:32.639 that the bato bought two wey Andalusian barrels those arrible and foamed out. It 94 00:05:32.879 --> 00:05:36.519 looked like the third dawg, as is mother darn güeys that Wey fucked him 95 00:05:36.560 --> 00:05:41.600 in two minutes of this barrel wey that they are alone not how many die 96 00:05:41.639 --> 00:05:44.120 the guitrolos not a barrel is twenty, the twenty, but they were fourteen 97 00:05:44.199 --> 00:05:47.439 of alcohol and sixteen of two six of foam. And then sometimes they' 98 00:05:47.439 --> 00:05:49.199 d say no to that party, that' s not what it' s 99 00:05:49.199 --> 00:05:53.079 about. It' s because they' re going to burst, they' 100 00:05:53.120 --> 00:05:58.600 re going to burst, they' re going to take the papecuzos they' 101 00:05:58.639 --> 00:06:03.399 re going to take the clk to the lm flocmf of the noria the vásquez 102 00:06:03.399 --> 00:06:08.199 and there were cocks outside and then the lady is born is the mom, 103 00:06:08.439 --> 00:06:11.839 the fortnight quiet, always was done, shitted in the house, the walls 104 00:06:11.879 --> 00:06:15.839 stained with poo, that is, until that' s why we like the 105 00:06:15.839 --> 00:06:15.279 film this project, ex project, what a movie barbarity. And it was 106 00:06:15.279 --> 00:06:18.600 a real case of a nose that in Australia had a party and I did 107 00:06:18.600 --> 00:06:21.439 a pachanga like that and in the end I think they' re going through 108 00:06:21.439 --> 00:06:23.519 it Yeah, it' s true, yeah, it' s gone from 109 00:06:23.519 --> 00:06:26.199 real life. That fart no, yes, I say da is a fart, 110 00:06:27.199 --> 00:06:30.319 yes, but it is to reflect, It is to reflect, it 111 00:06:30.360 --> 00:06:33.160 is of dick back, it is of what you have built, but carnal 112 00:06:33.160 --> 00:06:36.560 also your feasts are the reflection of how much the carnal band loves you and 113 00:06:36.560 --> 00:06:39.240 to see well, I should not say that. I didn' t go 114 00:06:39.240 --> 00:06:41.639 to your party, but I take care of myself, I protect myself because 115 00:06:41.639 --> 00:06:46.360 I know right now. For example, combining alcohuegos games doesn' t suit 116 00:06:46.360 --> 00:06:47.240 me. I' m at the stage of my life where I can' 117 00:06:47.240 --> 00:06:51.000 t do it. Better times will come, better times will come, vegas 118 00:06:51.040 --> 00:06:57.319 will come. It' s me, yes, exactly, you' re 119 00:06:57.319 --> 00:06:59.920 already driving to the intermittent bathroom, always as a team, because you know 120 00:06:59.920 --> 00:07:01.800 why. In case I want to sit down and hold my arm, we 121 00:07:01.879 --> 00:07:04.079 ' re always very gossipy. They told us in the boa here that maya 122 00:07:04.079 --> 00:07:06.399 got there Disney, why they' re so quick to bath and me why 123 00:07:06.439 --> 00:07:11.319 we take care of each other, because we love each other so that no 124 00:07:11.319 --> 00:07:14.920 one gets into the bathroom exactly. We had our backs and I just wanted 125 00:07:14.920 --> 00:07:17.920 to go through the chapter and say you' ve earned the love of a 126 00:07:17.959 --> 00:07:24.279 bunch of people. Carnal you are a promoter of Mexican regional music, not 127 00:07:24.360 --> 00:07:28.759 only with royal experience, but at these parties, because le Carnal you told 128 00:07:28.839 --> 00:07:33.079 me. We weren' t recording all of a sudden the ones you hired 129 00:07:33.160 --> 00:07:34.920 started singing and the ones you had as a guest singing, they said. 130 00:07:35.000 --> 00:07:40.759 I also want to sing the wey there too You do have to make someone 131 00:07:40.879 --> 00:07:44.480 who is a very interesting little duo of that kind of music here in Monterrey 132 00:07:44.480 --> 00:07:46.120 and comedy. I also thank the people who did it very much. I 133 00:07:46.240 --> 00:07:49.720 also want to send a greeting to you and to the good little bouquet, 134 00:07:50.399 --> 00:07:56.720 which was also this little bouquet and green culiacrama, it was bouquety there and 135 00:07:56.759 --> 00:07:59.560 then I move if it brings all the customs of culiacamera, I mean, 136 00:08:00.480 --> 00:08:03.240 of course, if you didn' t come late and said sorry for the 137 00:08:03.240 --> 00:08:05.399 delay and I said no, no, no, no, pass it, 138 00:08:05.439 --> 00:08:07.199 pass it, No, yes, he said, he said pass it, 139 00:08:07.199 --> 00:08:09.639 pass it by, that is because it was raining. I was well heard 140 00:08:09.680 --> 00:08:15.000 you told him that the bato came with toast, with potatoes you catsed him 141 00:08:15.120 --> 00:08:18.959 that I lacked and no, no, greetings to the güey raboncito. We 142 00:08:18.959 --> 00:08:22.480 sent him to say hi. What we see a lot and we' re 143 00:08:22.480 --> 00:08:26.199 going to invite him not to milk he hears and he' s going to 144 00:08:26.199 --> 00:08:28.120 step trig and to all the breeds is that I forget many names and I 145 00:08:28.199 --> 00:08:33.519 will not be offended not the net are there were even children and I didn 146 00:08:33.600 --> 00:08:37.679 ' t know this suddenly a vast of my friend Daniel, positive mind that 147 00:08:39.399 --> 00:08:41.600 I say to him I see a vato with a grandson everything makes a photo 148 00:08:41.960 --> 00:08:43.759 in my birthday and I say who you come to not fuck I' m 149 00:08:43.799 --> 00:08:48.639 from group I you take off the shirt bastard of group Güey, because you 150 00:08:48.639 --> 00:08:50.360 and there I know you. I told him, if you' re the 151 00:08:50.440 --> 00:08:54.200 group, keep that Güey house, take off your shirt and stay off the 152 00:08:54.200 --> 00:08:56.240 birthday. It' s something that bothers you that your parties are over. 153 00:08:56.320 --> 00:09:00.000 Not that there aren' t people that you invited to be many people that 154 00:09:00.080 --> 00:09:01.879 I invited and I' m going to say it here. And there are 155 00:09:01.919 --> 00:09:03.919 people who don' t invite, who said it can happen. But there 156 00:09:05.000 --> 00:09:07.720 are people that I didn' t invite, that was a I won' 157 00:09:07.759 --> 00:09:11.480 t say man, my friend, but a friend of mine invited one to 158 00:09:11.559 --> 00:09:13.559 the other friend and the other that' s the fart of birthdays. And 159 00:09:13.679 --> 00:09:16.440 I say it here is going to come out on Saturday and that rasto helles 160 00:09:16.480 --> 00:09:22.080 not from you fulfill pla my colear. Hey, there' s a gentleman 161 00:09:22.080 --> 00:09:24.720 with his wife. Well cock the bac you, but why. I don 162 00:09:24.799 --> 00:09:28.519 ' t know him and you know who you are. I don' t 163 00:09:28.519 --> 00:09:31.320 know you. Your wife' s got a cell phone on you. I 164 00:09:31.320 --> 00:09:37.080 wish you' d found it, but you have to have a lot of 165 00:09:37.120 --> 00:09:39.600 eggs and a lot of how you say you' re not sorry. There 166 00:09:39.679 --> 00:09:41.639 ' s a place where you don' t get invited. Yeah, that 167 00:09:41.639 --> 00:09:43.840 ' s the criterion. It' s everything. If you' re going 168 00:09:43.840 --> 00:09:46.360 to take a partner, you know that that partner adapts to someone, but 169 00:09:46.399 --> 00:09:50.080 to take a partner and that compa I see compa and with the wife and 170 00:09:50.360 --> 00:09:52.039 my fucking life you' re moms, you go back to my birthday. 171 00:09:52.320 --> 00:09:58.320 So this last time, because they take a lot of liberties from recording this 172 00:09:58.399 --> 00:10:01.000 coma of the party. That' s why Güey wasn' t invited. 173 00:10:01.039 --> 00:10:03.440 I can' t invite you. You know you should do your next birthdays, 174 00:10:05.120 --> 00:10:07.480 sell tickets as if they were farts, sell good, not waco, 175 00:10:09.039 --> 00:10:11.000 but then one day you give me more life and stuff. He buys me 176 00:10:11.080 --> 00:10:15.120 a fifth and doesn' t make him an iris poncho. I know a 177 00:10:15.159 --> 00:10:16.600 poncho who says he entered a vato camera with another Güey who had not invited 178 00:10:16.600 --> 00:10:20.399 and ran them. I mean, it was her kin, that is, 179 00:10:20.519 --> 00:10:22.480 she was her fifth. When you' re done, he' s out 180 00:10:22.799 --> 00:10:26.039 because there' s a lot of ground you rented, too, and you 181 00:10:26.120 --> 00:10:26.399 could' ve sent the dick whoever you wanted. Yeah, I' m 182 00:10:26.600 --> 00:10:30.559 not saying, ladies, the time you' re gonna be here any minute, 183 00:10:30.879 --> 00:10:31.440 the time comes and you don' t want to go through one. 184 00:10:31.840 --> 00:10:35.000 Please, you have to see me You know and no. It' s 185 00:10:35.000 --> 00:10:37.639 no, no, they' re not friends of friends, friends and friends 186 00:10:37.639 --> 00:10:39.639 there' s also that they put me in fish and you don' t 187 00:10:39.639 --> 00:10:41.360 give them what they did. If you don' t hit them to get 188 00:10:41.559 --> 00:10:45.200 my old ladies out of here. Listen, I saw that I saw old 189 00:10:45.240 --> 00:10:48.519 women and I told her what to do if the guys in the group bring 190 00:10:48.639 --> 00:10:52.159 old women, they don' t do anything and they' re too much 191 00:10:52.279 --> 00:10:54.720 of a spear, because these old women also dress strangely and they' re 192 00:10:54.799 --> 00:10:58.519 not yes, that is, they dress eagerly and they give them the eggs, 193 00:11:00.840 --> 00:11:03.120 they do what, because they dress like that they' re happy, 194 00:11:03.120 --> 00:11:03.120 birthdays, carnal another that they' re a little more and they keep learning. 195 00:11:03.120 --> 00:11:05.519 By your side. We love you all the team. They prepare you 196 00:11:05.759 --> 00:11:09.440 aja ja that was compadre. Hey, put the pile down. If I 197 00:11:09.519 --> 00:11:13.679 ' m going to skin her, I want to tell people the most thanks 198 00:11:13.840 --> 00:11:16.600 and see you in two thousand five. This one does. Yeah, yeah, 199 00:11:16.720 --> 00:11:20.759 yeah, totally because parties are gonna get more and more precious,' 200 00:11:20.840 --> 00:11:24.600 cause but you' re giving me an idea. Hey, the molefe. 201 00:11:24.799 --> 00:11:26.840 The molefs already. I think we should start to see to it that the 202 00:11:26.879 --> 00:11:31.639 pedaca wey organizes those who organize for the north also compare. But, well, 203 00:11:31.080 --> 00:11:35.960 let' s go there. It' s about to start. Hey, 204 00:11:35.320 --> 00:11:39.799 dick You' re taking care of me. The first is the cake. 205 00:11:39.559 --> 00:11:45.399 The cake is very important, but how it has gone like cheese in 206 00:11:45.440 --> 00:11:50.320 a way to make forgiveness of the cake. I' m telling you the 207 00:11:50.320 --> 00:11:56.600 nineties. The cake was the paste my times was the glaciadito cake that of 208 00:11:56.639 --> 00:12:01.440 betun very pinche that the medium brought jams. True and it was to make 209 00:12:03.039 --> 00:12:07.000 the image of power Angers. Yes, Pokémon, no pokémono touched me linja 210 00:12:07.120 --> 00:12:11.080 turtle because I had the lion girl, I don' t fight or not, 211 00:12:11.840 --> 00:12:15.159 but that was the ladies of those, the ladies who have back there 212 00:12:15.200 --> 00:12:20.360 tied with shackles making the cakes. They were the cone and they were some 213 00:12:20.399 --> 00:12:24.120 dicks compadre those ladies, because with pure raised hand they can tattoo your back 214 00:12:24.200 --> 00:12:28.519 güey and make you a foot chat to the sagas. That was the roasted 215 00:12:28.639 --> 00:12:31.799 little shepherdess. There he looks at you, I' m going to want 216 00:12:31.879 --> 00:12:37.039 to hear I want and no better the lady to see that that calls the 217 00:12:37.120 --> 00:12:41.320 go drawings itches Chile, if you' re taking in my am a damn 218 00:12:41.320 --> 00:12:45.360 hovel and it was and were ladies who didn' t take the shortcut as 219 00:12:45.440 --> 00:12:48.240 if you were going to sorian pricks giant connaga and instead of drawing like that 220 00:12:48.279 --> 00:12:48.720 with a plastic, a plastic prick that you go to the dick. I 221 00:12:48.799 --> 00:12:52.080 knew you pbs that blowjob, the thirty- five- peso gey ride. 222 00:12:52.159 --> 00:12:56.279 You already imagined no more for cakes, for it was, to get rid 223 00:12:56.279 --> 00:13:00.519 of the cake a cuate de soriana, entering that it is in the pasta 224 00:13:00.519 --> 00:13:03.679 would read like this in the schinita, those that are pineapple with cherry that. 225 00:13:03.879 --> 00:13:07.480 Those are pies to get out of the pure, for cakes for when 226 00:13:07.559 --> 00:13:11.120 you wanted to get there and become a mother in ten minutes I was going 227 00:13:11.120 --> 00:13:13.679 to have a blowjob and go out to the burgue when you didn' t 228 00:13:13.679 --> 00:13:15.200 want your son told her that. In other words, there are half the 229 00:13:15.240 --> 00:13:16.919 love that the mother has for the child if she takes a cake of those 230 00:13:16.960 --> 00:13:20.960 from the cradle of herself, yes, well the leti, if not, 231 00:13:22.240 --> 00:13:24.919 if you lack love, if you carry the lyrics, it is lack love 232 00:13:24.960 --> 00:13:28.440 because chili or leetic, funny, that is eye the good letis, the 233 00:13:28.440 --> 00:13:31.240 letis güey, very good the empanadas of cajeta. If you' re a 234 00:13:31.240 --> 00:13:35.279 mother, what Güey is showing is that the mother doesn' t want anymore, 235 00:13:35.720 --> 00:13:37.159 that is, she' s already used to having her son. She 236 00:13:37.159 --> 00:13:39.440 ' s not excited about him anymore. If she' s excited, she 237 00:13:39.480 --> 00:13:43.279 ' s wearing a cloth from that St Peter' s bowl. Of those 238 00:13:43.279 --> 00:13:48.320 sa mamón cakes there are seven hundred pesos that Ahorita is now the mother of 239 00:13:48.320 --> 00:13:52.120 Ahorita compare in my time when the mother thought she was a pastry maker who 240 00:13:52.200 --> 00:13:56.559 started to squeal the cakes there. They made the cake for you, and 241 00:13:56.639 --> 00:14:01.679 it was lemon' s fucking carlot, which were mariah cookies with condensed milk 242 00:14:01.759 --> 00:14:05.440 and lemon, and they put your monkeys on top. Güey, if you 243 00:14:05.600 --> 00:14:07.159 put them on, your dad didn' t have jobs, your dad didn 244 00:14:07.159 --> 00:14:11.759 ' t just run it. They had just removed it from a builder they 245 00:14:11.759 --> 00:14:16.919 had run it or chocolate this one that sold the box always in all the 246 00:14:16.000 --> 00:14:20.720 supermarkets güey and what was called güey that brings those and just like chuelate roughs 247 00:14:20.759 --> 00:14:24.200 is. As well, that one was already done. But there was a 248 00:14:24.240 --> 00:14:26.480 cake that Mom used to make out of a box a lot. The German 249 00:14:26.600 --> 00:14:30.320 did step on the legar there was also always an aunt who knew how to 250 00:14:30.399 --> 00:14:33.600 make the German cake, sucker. But now, then, cakes don' 251 00:14:33.960 --> 00:14:35.840 t be carnal, too. I haven' t been to a party in 252 00:14:35.840 --> 00:14:39.600 a long time. I screw up the part where the children with parental absence 253 00:14:41.200 --> 00:14:45.799 want to egg to push the birthday boy Güey in to sweep. I don 254 00:14:45.879 --> 00:14:48.919 ' t like it when I notice too much intensity in that. That' 255 00:14:48.919 --> 00:14:50.480 s where it went. There it is, Mama, lacking love and are 256 00:14:52.000 --> 00:14:56.000 very ordinary children. You know where a cocky dad missed, which was when 257 00:14:56.039 --> 00:15:01.159 the cake in the middle was with a plate and then they were full of 258 00:15:01.240 --> 00:15:05.240 seeing that blindness so that it' s not cake is threaded, but to 259 00:15:05.240 --> 00:15:07.000 make it look complete, they put a plate in it and where they make 260 00:15:07.000 --> 00:15:11.000 him a ceramic bite. Here that I made chrysa, you don' t 261 00:15:11.000 --> 00:15:16.039 see it if I understand it is a thread of the caati that the lady 262 00:15:16.559 --> 00:15:18.200 improvised there with cream chantilly and snot to the dick. But there are children 263 00:15:18.279 --> 00:15:20.840 who if they take it very seriously or very seriously, it' s neither 264 00:15:20.919 --> 00:15:24.720 very much nor as tanny as well, so the little wey is so that 265 00:15:24.759 --> 00:15:26.080 it bites, why do you want to eat mucus with güey blood. But 266 00:15:26.159 --> 00:15:31.679 then there are also crippled children, all pricks, weak emotional who weep when 267 00:15:31.799 --> 00:15:35.639 it' s in the mess that fucking does yes to that dick? That 268 00:15:35.679 --> 00:15:37.200 man to the dick? Hang on, hang on to your dick? I 269 00:15:37.240 --> 00:15:41.240 ' m not crying and his birthday Güey and they' re very vengeful. 270 00:15:41.320 --> 00:15:43.600 Güey. I don' t know if you' ve seen videos of mussels 271 00:15:43.159 --> 00:15:48.200 that are being sprung and even with the knife wey they want to give the 272 00:15:48.080 --> 00:15:50.720 quiet mancelitos the cock, yes or because the days get madder asshole or, 273 00:15:52.440 --> 00:15:56.919 for example, make them a paraplegic that they can' t lift from welsh 274 00:15:58.320 --> 00:15:58.799 It' s asshole like the pulls yes, there' s something else that 275 00:15:58.799 --> 00:16:02.559 happens. The birthday. It happened to me when they were here batting it 276 00:16:02.559 --> 00:16:07.240 I had a character called marquitoes like no Güey. This is a lot of 277 00:16:07.320 --> 00:16:11.919 birthday Güey. I went to me, I was hired by the Chief and 278 00:16:12.039 --> 00:16:17.679 this one because he liked my mood but the boy she wanted to go Elitelle 279 00:16:17.879 --> 00:16:22.919 is like Maruca. Maruca, I arrived a pinche pachangota on Guadeloupe road, 280 00:16:22.440 --> 00:16:26.000 heading via Juárez. You know you' re going to three zero you' 281 00:16:26.720 --> 00:16:33.039 re already losing the third living room of those who have Germans painted as goddessesurians, 282 00:16:33.600 --> 00:16:34.200 but with mixed sanchez chalines and 1, 500. It doesn' t 283 00:16:34.320 --> 00:16:38.039 happen or güey that is the payment and it comes if there are a few 284 00:16:38.360 --> 00:16:42.440 batos and a troca outside all this banners come in and I remember very much. 285 00:16:44.200 --> 00:16:48.000 This is very much how we could tell you that very uncomfortable, because 286 00:16:48.120 --> 00:16:52.919 I had a speech that I had been told about the little dolls, Belli 287 00:16:52.919 --> 00:17:00.879 Betto and you' re going to put your hands on and you' re 288 00:17:00.960 --> 00:17:04.200 going to ask Diosito to pray for you and we' re going to accompany 289 00:17:04.200 --> 00:17:06.759 the lord who always stands up to work. For you all of a sudden 290 00:17:06.759 --> 00:17:10.720 the mom comes up to me. He tells me Dad was just killed by 291 00:17:10.720 --> 00:17:18.079 me. That' s why we' re going to pass Grandpa Paterno, 292 00:17:18.079 --> 00:17:21.039 too. No. No. No. No. When you see the old 293 00:17:21.160 --> 00:17:26.680 pear, I don' t sing the güey, two bandits, two güey. 294 00:17:26.000 --> 00:17:30.880 Yeah, I' m gonna get you back with my dad, so 295 00:17:30.880 --> 00:17:33.759 I' m gonna fight you. Well, now we' re moving on 296 00:17:33.799 --> 00:17:38.480 to the candles. He died burning dads, this güey, so that good 297 00:17:38.839 --> 00:17:41.759 güey is going to be pozole. I also fight the so- so- 298 00:17:41.759 --> 00:17:48.279 hey. I' m going to populate for not paying a WETA and I 299 00:17:48.279 --> 00:17:49.480 ' m going to collect it was due money. There' s another one 300 00:17:49.799 --> 00:17:53.680 coming from that dad but they' re already divorced and we' re going 301 00:17:53.720 --> 00:17:56.119 to move on to dad and mom. So with a wey cleavage with a 302 00:17:56.160 --> 00:18:00.759 tattoo here in the middle and chains the lady, but with her tits and 303 00:18:00.799 --> 00:18:06.039 going on and she says how he wants is the fucker or put anything if 304 00:18:06.240 --> 00:18:08.519 we' re going to go out with the show of Pana like suddenly, 305 00:18:08.519 --> 00:18:11.640 also makes a wish. Ask your dad for the handle, send him the 306 00:18:11.680 --> 00:18:15.759 dad and next to the take for the picture and they' re already separated. 307 00:18:15.960 --> 00:18:18.480 In fact, he already has a rook another rooca, the old güey 308 00:18:18.599 --> 00:18:21.480 hears eye, the old one brings another ruco and the other ruco is the 309 00:18:21.519 --> 00:18:25.759 one who paid everything and the bat paca cashier of the banorte, not of 310 00:18:25.880 --> 00:18:29.640 the blancomer, because your son always bars in the piñatita, in the piñatita 311 00:18:29.680 --> 00:18:33.960 of neighborhood, in which you close both streets compadre is you have said it 312 00:18:33.960 --> 00:18:34.599 until you say it. I think it' s a joke where there' 313 00:18:34.799 --> 00:18:37.079 s a guy pulling the piñata. No, and he doesn' t even 314 00:18:37.160 --> 00:18:40.720 know how he got on. He' s a guy who won from a 315 00:18:41.039 --> 00:18:42.759 dog who climbed the barto by eyeing the piñata pile, the bato grabbed, 316 00:18:44.640 --> 00:18:47.839 but the clothesline güey to all the panties lying down. It wasn' t 317 00:18:47.839 --> 00:18:49.839 the piñata. You know another story. Once I was a deprived colony and 318 00:18:49.920 --> 00:18:56.480 people, let' s say people of scarce resources, because scarce resources do 319 00:18:56.559 --> 00:19:00.119 not have to live popular colonies. They are the ones who spend the most 320 00:19:00.160 --> 00:19:04.400 to pretend that there is money, if it is against things to impress the 321 00:19:04.559 --> 00:19:07.039 neighbor or the neighborhood. And to me the lady passed me I went from 322 00:19:07.079 --> 00:19:11.839 marquitoes and told me I want you to say in the microphone that if I 323 00:19:11.880 --> 00:19:15.720 brought the multimedia one, because the daughter of his whore, mother of Leonor, 324 00:19:15.960 --> 00:19:21.519 from here in the corner I work the other time in Ninjarín, pirate 325 00:19:21.599 --> 00:19:27.240 tell me seriously if you have that hand and I will say ass, but 326 00:19:27.240 --> 00:19:32.880 the children I told her, but Yarina, boy fran and then that child. 327 00:19:32.920 --> 00:19:37.480 I' m getting to a double black wey cabin truck and I' 328 00:19:37.559 --> 00:19:40.759 m coming with a minimadora. I had a cheerleader and she wouldn' t 329 00:19:40.799 --> 00:19:42.119 let me down, because it' s birthday stuff. You have to take 330 00:19:42.119 --> 00:19:45.079 the piñatas. You have to be this post wearing your wig and dick. 331 00:19:45.480 --> 00:19:48.960 I' m going to get dressed up in the truck, in the walk 332 00:19:49.039 --> 00:19:52.799 and the old ones of subinspes the nose that no longer, no, no, 333 00:19:52.839 --> 00:19:53.079 and nothing more, the eight- year- old dying. I' 334 00:19:53.160 --> 00:19:56.279 m at the door. Then get down as an eight- year- old. 335 00:19:56.920 --> 00:20:00.759 Here apart. If he' s talking to you about the birthday boy, 336 00:20:02.359 --> 00:20:07.000 no, but Piche got a little bit bit of a little fathead, 337 00:20:07.279 --> 00:20:08.720 elbow hats, scary hats, you' re a birthday boy, son, 338 00:20:08.720 --> 00:20:14.039 your whore, moms and moms. She' s a whore, I mean, 339 00:20:15.039 --> 00:20:15.440 well, they don' t get those pies anymore. But then, 340 00:20:15.599 --> 00:20:21.319 good to see also question. When you were a child cheerleader on a Saturday, 341 00:20:21.720 --> 00:20:23.599 you could bring that six balls, eight balls. I did, jabas, 342 00:20:23.599 --> 00:20:26.359 you' ve done shit and my energy had to grab the kids' 343 00:20:26.359 --> 00:20:29.880 fart. They suck it or they suck it out of the energy. Three 344 00:20:29.920 --> 00:20:33.279 thousand five hundred. He was charging for two little dicks. He brought me 345 00:20:33.279 --> 00:20:34.680 seven, for it was his hand. I wasn' t doing the hand 346 00:20:34.680 --> 00:20:41.240 anymore. They left him, they left the fourth half, but there were 347 00:20:41.279 --> 00:20:45.519 300 pal dj giving him here in s the morita and what did the morita 348 00:20:45.519 --> 00:20:48.799 do. All the dying was I lay down you the dying that was friends 349 00:20:48.839 --> 00:20:52.000 with a solo for the choche and the moor prostrated, but chucha moved, 350 00:20:52.480 --> 00:20:57.960 no, no, but it was the chidas let' s be to them 351 00:21:00.119 --> 00:21:03.759 and him and this and the morrilla sang everything. I now pinch old wey 352 00:21:03.799 --> 00:21:07.000 of pin your mams that is where you took out what you charged. All 353 00:21:07.240 --> 00:21:10.400 of a sudden you made a speech you prepared. Yeah, I mean, 354 00:21:10.400 --> 00:21:12.720 I did the blackberry and you do the presentation and how it' s gonna 355 00:21:12.720 --> 00:21:15.480 be and ta, ta, ta, ta late and she danced, but 356 00:21:15.559 --> 00:21:18.599 she was dancing wey vench we there thirty- three years old with overweight that 357 00:21:18.680 --> 00:21:21.359 you played dancing and then she pulled out a bato that grabbed those multimedia ones. 358 00:21:21.400 --> 00:21:23.119 So they' re missing a fart to make the men decrease Yes, 359 00:21:23.480 --> 00:21:27.119 allow me people, you already show the musical Andale that there are the other 360 00:21:27.160 --> 00:21:33.519 tables and, uh, like the 17 minutes old, I was already going 361 00:21:33.599 --> 00:21:37.720 to the mole hello. I' m a marquito. Yeah, chinguen sounds 362 00:21:37.200 --> 00:21:45.440 like understanding, understanding interacting. Cut who eats coats, we go thirty- 363 00:21:45.559 --> 00:21:48.359 five. There were forty, forty cerraditos and we left forty and we gave 364 00:21:48.480 --> 00:21:52.559 and charged. Sooner or later. It wasn' t a multimedia preview, 365 00:21:52.680 --> 00:21:59.240 and then I' d see myself there, because they were doing what it 366 00:21:59.240 --> 00:21:59.880 was like to grow up and what it sounds like. I' ve got 367 00:22:00.000 --> 00:22:03.119 to go now It' s just that ay to see. I said fart 368 00:22:03.200 --> 00:22:11.599 already opened yes, cardan clear to see what happened. We stopped him. 369 00:22:14.440 --> 00:22:21.359 It' s no more or the chapter. We carry what God, uh, 370 00:22:22.440 --> 00:24:00.759 but why the confus don' t say s s s s s or 371 00:24:00.759 --> 00:24:25.240 s s s. S. Nothing. Hey, the cake looked really big 372 00:24:25.279 --> 00:24:29.799 in your hands, but I know you have an enthusiastic low- sized pocebza. 373 00:24:30.839 --> 00:24:33.039 That' s why I wanted to surprise you today. It' s 374 00:24:33.039 --> 00:24:37.000 the Mariachito, hey, Maria Chito, Maria chi ludo what' s called 375 00:24:37.000 --> 00:24:40.000 the Chido channel well, I wouldn' t kill, all right. Good. 376 00:24:40.039 --> 00:24:41.720 I' m tired of it. He' s caught up with the 377 00:24:41.720 --> 00:24:44.400 takuta who had to climb the stairs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He 378 00:24:45.279 --> 00:24:48.039 ' ll be there Come on They go one by one. Something you want 379 00:24:48.079 --> 00:24:52.160 to say here, brothers of milk Pedrito Fernández, a lot of happiness of 380 00:24:52.640 --> 00:24:56.200 pole is going well and this is because there are many, many years, 381 00:24:56.880 --> 00:25:00.119 very much your name, Alejandro Hernández. Then you get out of here from 382 00:25:00.200 --> 00:25:04.960 riding in Moleo. Okay. Thank you very much, please, brother, 383 00:25:06.039 --> 00:25:10.359 but thank you for here chayan or we' re going to Chean. It 384 00:25:10.559 --> 00:25:12.640 ' s not nice to be here, really. Thank you so much for 385 00:25:12.720 --> 00:25:17.960 having invited us to your birthday and so, in fact, a hug to 386 00:25:18.240 --> 00:25:22.720 bras we Era. You didn' t have to stop company or well, 387 00:25:22.000 --> 00:25:26.160 now all right, no, Brother, if you like to say no, 388 00:25:26.880 --> 00:25:30.039 already Chaya can be, you can say Chayan. Chayacha approves of it already 389 00:25:30.119 --> 00:25:33.000 proves that Chingon. Thank you very much. So be more team by good 390 00:25:33.119 --> 00:25:37.920 parts. Here we are, gentlemen, Miguel Galva, Miguel Albano, Charlie 391 00:25:37.960 --> 00:25:41.559 Valentino, Miguel Galvancito, is loaded. Oh, good, good. Let 392 00:25:41.680 --> 00:25:44.880 ' s go more guaso it' s charged at zeros later. Yeah, 393 00:25:45.359 --> 00:25:47.559 let' s see another guy again. Moso it' s for o. 394 00:25:48.119 --> 00:25:49.720 That proceeds so that, then, we will be happy to be sadder. 395 00:25:51.200 --> 00:25:56.319 You' re not happy full roof Acha, okay, Chulacuchas. Thank you, 396 00:25:56.799 --> 00:26:00.559 Buan Alejandra, Thank you very much, ch God, bless me and 397 00:26:00.559 --> 00:26:03.200 I did not like and thank you for being part of this celebration. It 398 00:26:03.240 --> 00:26:06.920 ' s just that he told the I say I' m where Gustavo is, 399 00:26:07.160 --> 00:26:07.920 it' s the touchy ones and I' m excellent riding. King 400 00:26:08.640 --> 00:26:11.880 is lensed oca said to be read. In fact, come on, come 401 00:26:11.880 --> 00:26:15.319 on. Thank you, thank you, Calichas, thank you. Tos are 402 00:26:15.319 --> 00:26:18.880 going to continue with the chapter and if you want to, we' re 403 00:26:18.880 --> 00:26:22.400 going to put this kika, we' re going to pound you will know 404 00:26:22.400 --> 00:26:23.759 now you will return them to the suitcase. Thanks to the little ones back 405 00:26:23.799 --> 00:26:26.799 to the Keep Less, please, and now, let' s pass it 406 00:26:26.799 --> 00:26:29.160 to me. I am everything. We' re going that way, okay, 407 00:26:29.200 --> 00:26:32.920 Carnal, because they' re little bats. Then we' re going 408 00:26:33.000 --> 00:26:36.200 in the middle of the chapter. I want to think that soon to see 409 00:26:36.559 --> 00:26:40.079 not you, you think I would entertain myself. I' m going to 410 00:26:40.119 --> 00:26:41.960 bring you to the bandits' house, the parents where you live here. 411 00:26:41.039 --> 00:26:45.720 Carnal, he hears it all of a sudden and he comes and goes, 412 00:26:45.079 --> 00:26:52.000 he falls down. No, well, if they fall from head to epicenter 413 00:26:52.119 --> 00:26:55.519 in Tuxtepec conmparios. So, if they weigh the truth, they look light, 414 00:26:55.880 --> 00:26:59.160 but they are heavy, they are lumps of cement, the head, 415 00:26:59.240 --> 00:27:00.559 the baton, the last one is like a megaman. They' re arming 416 00:27:00.599 --> 00:27:04.240 themselves, as well as but years of weeds, we' re going to 417 00:27:04.240 --> 00:27:06.680 moslo yes and so are you. Thank you, thank you, and I 418 00:27:06.720 --> 00:27:10.039 keep seeing if I see any nachas or something. No, you don' 419 00:27:10.079 --> 00:27:12.839 t ass to ass, because also about it, yes, before the whole 420 00:27:14.640 --> 00:27:17.599 family you hate to turn years or you like a new hatred, but yes, 421 00:27:17.839 --> 00:27:19.519 sometimes with birthdays. He was a dick on the island. Oh, 422 00:27:19.839 --> 00:27:22.920 I don' t know, good news came that day. I remember it 423 00:27:22.920 --> 00:27:30.079 was a birthday. Emplayer is very special. I remember that until then prepared 424 00:27:30.440 --> 00:27:33.559 the dick dick, no, but this year I' m going to make 425 00:27:33.640 --> 00:27:36.920 you wey I' m going to make you more hungry Chinese, compadre, 426 00:27:37.640 --> 00:27:38.680 you don' t need that this year, that day you have to put 427 00:27:38.680 --> 00:27:44.079 together something. If I may, yes, yes, we must arm. 428 00:27:44.359 --> 00:27:48.480 I' d say that the super- fifth is already totally from there and 429 00:27:48.559 --> 00:27:51.799 it' s already a very small picture, very small picture. Obviously and 430 00:27:51.880 --> 00:27:56.599 suddenly, your party is so Romanesque. The roman would just be with mother. 431 00:27:56.599 --> 00:27:59.039 There are no ditches where you don' t have white so it doesn 432 00:27:59.039 --> 00:28:00.799 ' t come out. It was a big, big blow Notice that I 433 00:28:00.839 --> 00:28:04.720 ' m not one of those who hates to be years old, but it 434 00:28:04.920 --> 00:28:08.839 ' s uncomfortable to have to be responding to all the Carnally congratulations, be 435 00:28:08.880 --> 00:28:12.400 stressy, a little bit, not carnal, like that because imagine that they 436 00:28:12.519 --> 00:28:14.519 take the time to congratulate you and then you have to not answer. I 437 00:28:14.599 --> 00:28:15.920 ' m one of those guys I' m battling with, but no, 438 00:28:15.920 --> 00:28:18.839 no. I don' t dislike it, right now, I' m 439 00:28:18.839 --> 00:28:21.119 thirty- three years old. I do the four, very close to you 440 00:28:21.279 --> 00:28:25.039 in your thirty- four in April, but I don' t hate tube, 441 00:28:25.119 --> 00:28:26.799 you don' t, you hate, not at all. But yes, 442 00:28:26.880 --> 00:28:29.920 I know people who do. She doesn' t like you knowing I 443 00:28:29.960 --> 00:28:33.480 ' m a big sucker. The güey you say is without a picture in 444 00:28:33.559 --> 00:28:37.279 the office. Here, in the office, celebrating me there' s no 445 00:28:37.279 --> 00:28:41.480 birthday. Always work. Compadre, there are those who say that working for 446 00:28:41.599 --> 00:28:47.599 years is a blessing. That' s for slaves, unfortunately, well. 447 00:28:48.359 --> 00:28:51.359 What' s left to tell you if they' re waiting for you in 448 00:28:51.440 --> 00:28:53.519 metal after lunch. Yeah, I mean, yeah. There you liked carnal 449 00:28:53.839 --> 00:28:59.200 once he died and told me years every week. Yeah, you' re 450 00:28:59.200 --> 00:29:00.519 a birthdayr, well, yeah, I' m a keeper. In the 451 00:29:00.599 --> 00:29:04.599 places where you go they know that every year I suddenly, if I say 452 00:29:04.680 --> 00:29:08.000 hear, for example, there they told me listen when you turn Sunday I 453 00:29:08.119 --> 00:29:11.559 told him I do not fulfill. Yeah, me birthday' s 19th in 454 00:29:11.559 --> 00:29:15.920 March. But if I want birthday today and I' m made to think 455 00:29:15.920 --> 00:29:18.359 of someone today, I want to fulfill some. Sel sok well, don 456 00:29:18.559 --> 00:29:21.960 ' t you like you' re celebrating. It' s not one more 457 00:29:22.359 --> 00:29:22.960 year, it' s one less year. That' s not a year 458 00:29:23.039 --> 00:29:27.720 or less. I mean, at the speed you give it to, it 459 00:29:27.799 --> 00:29:30.480 ' s not gonna be one more. Let' s go, let' 460 00:29:30.480 --> 00:29:32.400 s go, but I say this one, if there' s anything to 461 00:29:32.400 --> 00:29:37.799 look at. The past was the meanest. This one was even quieter. 462 00:29:37.000 --> 00:29:41.160 But your last birthday, he is not without a day the three hundred and 463 00:29:41.200 --> 00:29:45.440 forty- one, in which he is you gave him three days, nothing 464 00:29:45.440 --> 00:29:47.279 more. Out there, out there, yeah, yeah, but I' 465 00:29:47.720 --> 00:29:48.640 m not saying I' m going to try to ucify. I' m 466 00:29:48.640 --> 00:29:53.240 going to start judging to make it more years and start doing it once a 467 00:29:55.240 --> 00:29:59.000 week. In every five years, every birthday gets a shithole. No, 468 00:29:59.279 --> 00:30:00.319 yes, but it' s fine. Once I do, I' m 469 00:30:00.400 --> 00:30:03.839 mom' s birthday, yeah, I think I think I think and God 470 00:30:03.960 --> 00:30:07.200 forbid I' m gonna get old. And if I get old, I 471 00:30:07.319 --> 00:30:11.200 ' m gonna keep partying with shit, that is, with old people, 472 00:30:11.480 --> 00:30:12.960 it' s always cool and, above all, you know who likes it. 473 00:30:14.079 --> 00:30:17.759 I see the shitters' birthdays, yes, because they shit them that 474 00:30:17.880 --> 00:30:21.119 day, because you have to show a little love, that shits your stick 475 00:30:21.200 --> 00:30:23.119 and if it partyes, because there you are because it' s party and 476 00:30:23.759 --> 00:30:26.680 put alcohol and food and that day the dopalos can feel what it is that 477 00:30:26.680 --> 00:30:30.519 they love you. Yeah, pay attention, it' s okay, father, 478 00:30:30.759 --> 00:30:33.680 feed people and give them a drink. That' s what they' 479 00:30:33.759 --> 00:30:37.720 re not gonna tell you exactly. And that fart of even in school not 480 00:30:37.839 --> 00:30:41.119 to the birthday, if the one that went to the legal mom the pass 481 00:30:41.400 --> 00:30:45.759 and to the bull and said no more because I go birthday. I won 482 00:30:45.839 --> 00:30:48.400 ' t hit you I' m going to hit you you know that in 483 00:30:48.440 --> 00:30:51.960 school it was also a bit of a sucker, the fart of the birthday 484 00:30:51.960 --> 00:30:56.680 because it was a competition, for example, and the strawberry hole came and 485 00:30:56.759 --> 00:30:59.599 they brought him a pie good dick or with quequitos with laughs of cajeta and 486 00:30:59.599 --> 00:31:03.920 jam. And besides, they were carrying like this a power ranger to give 487 00:31:03.920 --> 00:31:06.880 you the gift. And when the mortuary, if the parents were divorced or 488 00:31:06.920 --> 00:31:08.920 the doll didn' t love him very much, he was the bastard of 489 00:31:08.920 --> 00:31:11.119 the dork. If the bastard after the public school publishes it, that a 490 00:31:11.440 --> 00:31:17.119 good infidel puts his son in private, at the latest I command it at 491 00:31:17.160 --> 00:31:19.279 fifty fifty eight, then he commands it and that there was nothing güey or 492 00:31:19.400 --> 00:31:25.240 if perhaps a cake of sorian and the bags of his celebration were tim Larin, 493 00:31:25.799 --> 00:31:29.720 Tinlarin more to bread not Azteca a piece of a piece of cane that 494 00:31:29.799 --> 00:31:33.680 yes jete stes teo here peanut and orange yes wey and the mom in the 495 00:31:33.799 --> 00:31:38.359 morning with the axe of all totando cane, a piece of reeds. Wey 496 00:31:38.440 --> 00:31:45.960 mamars Güey to the vengregos all the children so sucking the night. But, 497 00:31:45.279 --> 00:31:48.960 well, it' s something you have to live on. But I also 498 00:31:48.240 --> 00:31:56.039 had a big, big party and we had it in our memory and we 499 00:31:56.400 --> 00:32:00.920 talked about the crazy waters out there, of the nineteen, twenty- three, 500 00:32:00.240 --> 00:32:04.119 in three years there are very good parties. You remember right. Del 501 00:32:04.160 --> 00:32:07.240 he is when single mouths go. No, because at a party of thirty 502 00:32:07.440 --> 00:32:12.119 - five, the dolls go with their batons. Yeah, I mean, 503 00:32:12.279 --> 00:32:20.119 no, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, 504 00:32:20.279 --> 00:32:21.359 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 505 00:32:21.359 --> 00:32:21.359 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 506 00:32:21.359 --> 00:32:21.359 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 507 00:32:21.359 --> 00:32:22.079 no, no. Güey cocks, no, no, no, no, 508 00:32:22.799 --> 00:33:00.559 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 509 00:33:00.559 --> 00:33:00.559 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 510 00:33:00.559 --> 00:33:00.559 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 511 00:33:00.559 --> 00:33:12.480 no, no, no. Thank you very much, either you hear 512 00:33:12.599 --> 00:33:23.359 this hall or spend the most I knew out look, how you are, 513 00:33:23.480 --> 00:33:25.480 girls, how you are. Thanks for coming to my birthday. All right, 514 00:33:25.559 --> 00:33:30.680 all right, here we go, asshole, what' s your name 515 00:33:30.680 --> 00:33:36.480 American here, Sarisi, yeah, hear I looked for a nice surprise about 516 00:33:36.480 --> 00:33:39.119 no. I like to be here to jinx you, to make you feel 517 00:33:39.640 --> 00:33:45.279 this one more, but if it' s all warmer, of course the 518 00:33:45.279 --> 00:33:52.160 truth. Some of this Yes, some of this I bring a fart or 519 00:33:52.200 --> 00:33:57.240 some phrase you want to say for cuplay right now. Please, in the 520 00:33:57.279 --> 00:34:00.880 edition put a reflected music, because I brought you from the whole band brother, 521 00:34:00.880 --> 00:34:02.160 because I didn' t go to your party. And so, obviously, 522 00:34:02.359 --> 00:34:07.359 those things if you' re thinking like that, you know, paquita 523 00:34:07.440 --> 00:34:08.480 like that and so they came in without going in. Oh yeah, no, 524 00:34:08.639 --> 00:34:13.400 so girls right now, whatever you want, I say if chip comes 525 00:34:13.440 --> 00:34:15.400 out in k we can follow a chapter, that is, they have time, 526 00:34:15.679 --> 00:34:21.639 so that is, we can follow the chapter each one sitting on your 527 00:34:21.639 --> 00:34:27.119 knee and keep talking carnally, that is, or one you can' t 528 00:34:27.119 --> 00:34:28.079 do it to you not that anymore, no, no, no, no. 529 00:34:28.400 --> 00:34:30.800 He was treated in the air. But something I' m going to 530 00:34:30.800 --> 00:34:37.039 pay you a no deal. I' m not without beautiful birthday words that 531 00:34:37.119 --> 00:34:43.159 you keep doing many more years. And thank you very much. Not if 532 00:34:43.280 --> 00:34:46.119 they have like they are clear what if not right now outside the Chamber is 533 00:34:46.159 --> 00:34:47.800 a little bitch. No, no, no, no, not your something 534 00:34:47.840 --> 00:34:51.920 I want to say, no, because many congratulations. Yes, but you 535 00:34:51.960 --> 00:34:54.880 look great and that we can do what we don' t, no, 536 00:34:55.000 --> 00:34:59.280 no, no, no, I mean, we can keep buying there you 537 00:34:59.320 --> 00:35:01.079 can go on for a full year. I didn' t mean to keep 538 00:35:01.199 --> 00:35:05.800 them quiet, but I don' t like something you want to say tonces 539 00:35:05.800 --> 00:35:09.400 anymore. Comply all well still good, nice, birthday. I want to 540 00:35:09.400 --> 00:35:14.239 thank you for your name, sari and America, America, because thank you 541 00:35:14.239 --> 00:35:17.400 very much. If this is right, no, not subsis, no, 542 00:35:17.599 --> 00:35:22.840 no, no, no, but that' s how I want to see 543 00:35:22.920 --> 00:35:25.280 if this one comes out, yes, no, in a little surprise. 544 00:35:25.599 --> 00:35:29.199 They' re two girls who, as you can see, are a little 545 00:35:29.199 --> 00:35:31.840 sick. You get hit in the chest machine aha both and nothing needs a 546 00:35:31.920 --> 00:35:37.280 little love. Yeah, it' s not okay. If you want to 547 00:35:37.280 --> 00:35:37.519 lose. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, 548 00:35:37.639 --> 00:35:43.519 no. I want well, even the plate gey turned off there was 549 00:35:43.679 --> 00:35:46.159 a voltage or c voltage, but well I had brought you this surprise. 550 00:35:46.280 --> 00:35:50.440 Also to keep congratulating you carnally. We want a lot in milk hands. 551 00:35:50.440 --> 00:35:53.559 This is also in the name of the team and nothing. Girls, thank 552 00:35:53.559 --> 00:35:59.960 you, if you could or I could give you a little eggs and all 553 00:36:00.320 --> 00:36:02.159 if you want, yes, nothing more you sit down to pose, yes 554 00:36:02.159 --> 00:36:05.360 exactly privat. Let' s say this one so I can stand my dick 555 00:36:05.559 --> 00:36:09.519 well, this jey no more remember that this is an episode. We' 556 00:36:09.519 --> 00:36:13.239 re investigating. It' s a bair that' s gonna play music, 557 00:36:13.760 --> 00:36:15.199 see, put on the musicita, put on some daniflo or something astounding. 558 00:36:15.480 --> 00:36:21.960 I don' t know I don' t know I don' t know 559 00:36:22.559 --> 00:36:30.119 I don' t know. They' re going. I' m praying 560 00:36:30.199 --> 00:36:35.119 but with the dick outside. Gentlemen, come on in and play some music 561 00:36:35.199 --> 00:36:38.000 because I' m getting really bad right now. Put on the glasses that 562 00:36:38.079 --> 00:36:40.440 you see, but that does feel the centon. No. No. Don 563 00:36:40.440 --> 00:36:40.920 ' t you? Don' t you? Don' t you? Don 564 00:36:40.920 --> 00:36:42.599 ' t you? Don' t you? Don' t you? Don 565 00:36:42.599 --> 00:36:43.920 ' t you? Don' t you? I' m not leaving anything 566 00:36:44.119 --> 00:36:54.719 to dance to a million recollections. Not good, girls, nothing, thank 567 00:36:54.760 --> 00:36:59.559 you a squirt and nothing with all respect. They only saw dancing without our 568 00:36:59.639 --> 00:37:01.719 wives see this fart no, no, no, no, no, no, 569 00:37:01.719 --> 00:37:02.519 no, no, no, no, no. Thank you very much. 570 00:37:02.599 --> 00:37:05.920 Hey, I appreciate a lot of memory. You can do this now. 571 00:37:06.679 --> 00:37:09.840 It' s three good- byes to me already. Thank you very 572 00:37:09.840 --> 00:37:13.599 much. I had calambrito. There wasn' t calambi there at all. 573 00:37:13.719 --> 00:37:15.280 That' s a professional person. No, totally. Totally. Yeah, 574 00:37:16.519 --> 00:37:21.000 oh, shut up, Adrian Ron. But good what this then brothers of 575 00:37:21.039 --> 00:37:24.960 Milk, it is to the dick. I didn' t know it was 576 00:37:25.039 --> 00:37:30.599 going to be so nice for my birthday and that what happened ah the bite 577 00:37:31.320 --> 00:37:36.280 of mole chaa ok a sugar we took care of you, son of a 578 00:37:36.280 --> 00:37:42.199 bitch no more Güey. Well, well, Zoom has recovered you now blow 579 00:37:42.320 --> 00:37:46.920 or see raisins is I don' t want to imagine the day I have 580 00:37:47.079 --> 00:37:50.519 to look at some of your birthday as you' re going to wear, 581 00:37:50.679 --> 00:37:52.880 because no, no, no, I just miss it very much. I 582 00:37:52.159 --> 00:37:55.159 like to show off, but and the truth is a very respectful guy, 583 00:37:55.440 --> 00:37:59.360 especially with my wife, who' s home and nothing ever, because I 584 00:37:59.360 --> 00:38:00.760 feel like there' s a place to look when I' m mean. 585 00:38:01.280 --> 00:38:05.599 Yeah, yeah, it looks like you got off or just pass me if 586 00:38:05.639 --> 00:38:07.440 you want to, it' s the thought- provoking yes. Please, 587 00:38:07.760 --> 00:38:10.719 skinny good, girls, thank you very much, girls who are fine, 588 00:38:10.880 --> 00:38:13.920 uh, thank you, again I do not say goodbye. Thank you, 589 00:38:14.320 --> 00:38:16.320 no, no, no, no. No, thank you, my love. 590 00:38:16.400 --> 00:38:22.199 Things a little later for the girls, please, and good would be 591 00:38:22.320 --> 00:38:23.559 father too because they' re going to start Instagram of the little girl. 592 00:38:24.119 --> 00:38:25.519 They give it or they don' t. They give it no, yeah, 593 00:38:25.760 --> 00:38:30.079 no problem to see. I' m like America suffia m X in 594 00:38:30.119 --> 00:38:34.559 instag and on all my social networks ok Sari its seven four. They know 595 00:38:34.719 --> 00:38:36.760 how many people they' re going to fall for after this chapter. You 596 00:38:36.800 --> 00:38:40.760 ' re going to this one that' s done I' m already giving 597 00:38:40.920 --> 00:38:44.400 them the vibo for or gras I mean, you don' t fucking know 598 00:38:44.400 --> 00:38:45.719 how many people they' re going to fall for. They' re gonna 599 00:38:45.800 --> 00:38:47.960 be asking me people about the one about killing love stuff, what' s 600 00:38:47.960 --> 00:38:50.760 the name of the brunette. Now it' s how much. This is 601 00:38:50.840 --> 00:38:54.079 a very crazy request that I would like this video to dictate it to someone 602 00:38:54.079 --> 00:39:00.000 who has few sexual encounters. So you' re gonna take it out of 603 00:39:00.000 --> 00:39:04.559 the video? But for video effects, they can show you their breasts just 604 00:39:04.559 --> 00:39:07.280 so you can fuck yourself while you' re banged, so you can fuck 605 00:39:07.400 --> 00:39:10.440 yourself while editing. No one is going to record anything but the person who 606 00:39:10.480 --> 00:39:16.199 says and is going to remove it, i e, have four beautiful tits 607 00:39:17.679 --> 00:39:21.519 to see it. You know you can' t go out on youtubey since 608 00:39:21.519 --> 00:39:23.800 it' s nothing. This is fanco for a pay raise to make us, 609 00:39:24.320 --> 00:39:29.400 the artists we want and want to make. That' s where it 610 00:39:29.400 --> 00:39:34.760 ' s first, yeah, if this guy doesn' t push anything, 611 00:39:34.960 --> 00:39:38.559 okay, there' s the thing to support you, that can, it 612 00:39:38.840 --> 00:39:43.199 ' s not going to come out, it' s going to be so 613 00:39:43.440 --> 00:39:44.480 that our publisher that fuck or that it lasts exactly can talk. It' 614 00:39:44.519 --> 00:39:51.960 s not like our American editor wants to see that weirdo and you tell me 615 00:39:52.079 --> 00:39:54.480 that, but it' s good. These are super suckers, yours has 616 00:39:54.559 --> 00:40:00.760 to be seen, but we see it in the back steak with a gift 617 00:40:00.800 --> 00:40:06.000 for you. Enjoy that little rock, enjoy the compadre, enjoy that for 618 00:40:06.000 --> 00:40:07.599 yourself. And we don' t sweat the floor. But yes, in 619 00:40:07.679 --> 00:40:09.599 fact, and ugly, because thank you very much, girls. Again, 620 00:40:09.760 --> 00:40:14.679 thank you, God, of the leagues, all are always very well count, 621 00:40:15.039 --> 00:40:23.199 much America that always wins to your pinche mother that I am Venge. 622 00:40:23.840 --> 00:40:27.840 Please, thank you very much for that. I' m good. This 623 00:40:27.880 --> 00:40:30.400 world is full of surprises. This world is taken by surprise what more surprise 624 00:40:31.400 --> 00:40:37.039 to know ah the cock, ah compadre, for I believe it has already 625 00:40:37.159 --> 00:40:39.079 been played until the TV güey. They left me, they left me well. 626 00:40:39.199 --> 00:40:43.079 I know we' re gonna let go, but this chapter I can 627 00:40:43.159 --> 00:40:45.719 tell you is gonna be the one. They left me well César Montes compadres 628 00:40:45.920 --> 00:40:53.159 as well puppy of charru super César Montes nothing. The truth is that you 629 00:40:53.239 --> 00:40:57.639 don' t entertain yourself, and so it is because there are pictures of 630 00:40:57.639 --> 00:41:02.039 that already. Of this right now or yes, but I mean, there 631 00:41:04.280 --> 00:41:05.400 are videomen it is. I think it' s worth a dick. If 632 00:41:05.480 --> 00:41:08.280 there are pictures. There are people who do it flat out before. I 633 00:41:08.360 --> 00:41:12.519 don' t know why she hates to be carnal, but there are people 634 00:41:12.599 --> 00:41:15.880 who get angry if you congratulate her on her birthday, which also seemed to 635 00:41:15.880 --> 00:41:19.480 me to be exaggerated. It' s okay to celebrate a ride around the 636 00:41:19.559 --> 00:41:21.760 request where you turn around. Damage to the sun, not the sun. 637 00:41:22.800 --> 00:41:28.480 The duels shut up Galileo. Here it said my chidas times when I was 638 00:41:28.519 --> 00:41:32.199 going to do already and yesterday it is already based already already already they tell 639 00:41:34.639 --> 00:41:37.800 me when my chidas epochs arrive, you know what something very bastard are the 640 00:41:37.880 --> 00:41:44.559 boargas. Güey you know when it' s also a lot of differentiating between 641 00:41:44.760 --> 00:41:45.639 good bring, but it' s chocolate. I' ve chocolate, it 642 00:41:45.639 --> 00:41:50.440 ' s not a movie. But when you differ that when you see the 643 00:41:50.519 --> 00:41:53.280 power Rangers pink boot with eggs, you tell her why fuckers avoid a woman 644 00:41:53.360 --> 00:41:57.440 it' s not that you also remind me that the subject of the pitchers 645 00:41:57.480 --> 00:42:04.679 is for those who don' t normally go to see men who want to 646 00:42:04.679 --> 00:42:06.480 be women. There this time you see the flea, if not more times, 647 00:42:06.599 --> 00:42:12.920 if this nothing, Güey naughty fleas, you have head through this is 648 00:42:13.039 --> 00:42:20.079 the naughty Güey, not the flea. It' s not flea, the 649 00:42:20.519 --> 00:42:22.719 naughty girl says Look how good it is, because it' s a chance 650 00:42:22.719 --> 00:42:25.000 for chambas. It began to fill with this type of shows the farewells that 651 00:42:25.079 --> 00:42:30.639 the faces what they call the niaca show are rude pricks and I said no 652 00:42:30.679 --> 00:42:34.559 mom, dick and prick Señorada, there the mother of theño Juarez. 653 00:42:36.519 --> 00:42:40.880 But these transgender shows started to get a lot. Yeah, too,' 654 00:42:40.920 --> 00:42:43.559 cause look, he started going down a little bit. I think the little 655 00:42:44.519 --> 00:42:49.599 stick in the kids and started seeing more i on the grown- ups' 656 00:42:49.599 --> 00:42:53.480 birthdays. No. And then there were also the Avengers pirates Güey who are 657 00:42:53.559 --> 00:42:59.199 so confomi and who bring as well as matchonadito the torro, as well as 658 00:42:59.280 --> 00:43:01.880 the hats güey is to which sad wey the tor you see and seems to 659 00:43:02.320 --> 00:43:04.920 be called Hector or it is no longer torro, it is hector. If 660 00:43:05.360 --> 00:43:09.199 it looks like a freshly etched sebetis wey or you say you get minimum inverted 661 00:43:09.280 --> 00:43:13.159 wey or painted on the colored hair or something to me, laughing when with 662 00:43:13.239 --> 00:43:19.360 you Hulk and the vato. It looks like the paraplegic pitch of saying we 663 00:43:19.440 --> 00:43:22.079 ' re getting tender ones. I mean, pinche cuerpes or you all right, 664 00:43:22.440 --> 00:43:30.679 pierns blowjob. So no mam s is thought up to the yard. 665 00:43:31.039 --> 00:43:37.480 But if I understand you, all you pricks, Malton moms and pinche rums 666 00:43:37.639 --> 00:43:40.440 ride and Iron Man ride as well. Well, so, cricoche suit of 667 00:43:40.639 --> 00:43:45.320 metal güey, so from flat steels of seventy- two güey chilos and brings 668 00:43:45.400 --> 00:43:52.719 it a wey crico mirrunga from the coyotera. But if it comes out chamba, 669 00:43:52.920 --> 00:43:53.559 of course there' s a lot of chamba, ay wey is that 670 00:43:53.559 --> 00:43:55.760 everyone. There' s for everyone what WEY is that if Lana gets into 671 00:43:55.840 --> 00:43:59.559 it, because if you see the spider Man, who' s a sucker, 672 00:43:59.719 --> 00:44:04.599 you see the twist like that is Güey and that the bad ones or 673 00:44:04.920 --> 00:44:06.599 the women, this one that they are, this superheroes so beautiful. But 674 00:44:06.639 --> 00:44:09.480 fart is when after bass for his bread yes wey is St Petrina. They 675 00:44:09.599 --> 00:44:14.000 even take you to actor Güey wey Robert Downey junior. There' s the 676 00:44:14.079 --> 00:44:16.719 dick there and they have so much that they take Robert down and Dad No 677 00:44:16.719 --> 00:44:21.920 Junior. And then, as money people pay for education, he gets a 678 00:44:22.280 --> 00:44:25.199 lot of Lana, because the dorks if they know how to appreciate and bring 679 00:44:25.280 --> 00:44:29.840 them a magician, for example, this is p tractor, yes or hector, 680 00:44:30.039 --> 00:44:34.400 the bull you exactly learn expensive, with expensive courses that you see the 681 00:44:34.519 --> 00:44:37.199 production and the fuck, because if you wear a magician of those who if 682 00:44:37.280 --> 00:44:40.320 you haven' t seen magicians who brought little malety they take to open it 683 00:44:40.320 --> 00:44:45.119 they all wear little suits. That one at a neighborhood party in two minutes. 684 00:44:45.199 --> 00:44:47.960 Wey they sting you or they don' t have the attention of the 685 00:44:47.960 --> 00:44:52.880 noses. Wey clearly need more violence to hear. You' ve already seen 686 00:44:52.960 --> 00:44:58.599 the bird coming out. On the one hand, shut up, Chu, 687 00:44:58.719 --> 00:45:00.840 and then they need Manica' s boot. Going to the party, yes, 688 00:45:00.280 --> 00:45:06.199 you' ve seen that mamo medarga Chile. Hey, you know, 689 00:45:06.639 --> 00:45:09.360 you remember in your little dolls, you know, some dumps that got you 690 00:45:09.400 --> 00:45:12.360 out of the dolls, and wey, there' s the videos. I 691 00:45:12.440 --> 00:45:15.920 cried when ping pong wanted to carry me and I, like a stupid child, 692 00:45:16.599 --> 00:45:21.559 scared me. I don' t know they were too big, but 693 00:45:21.639 --> 00:45:24.920 I was about four years old maybe carnal and he wants to carry me there 694 00:45:25.559 --> 00:45:29.920 and then my parents, also ungrateful, didn' t reach them for Elisabeth, 695 00:45:30.519 --> 00:45:32.440 I think, and they sent the pos n and yes wey the pirate 696 00:45:32.440 --> 00:45:37.880 doll. But if they never went to Anacelia or Elizabeth, which was the 697 00:45:37.960 --> 00:45:43.119 chido combo the no- time party was seven five hundred. Yes, my 698 00:45:43.159 --> 00:45:45.679 parents paid for the three- hundred- hundred, just five- hundred when 699 00:45:45.679 --> 00:45:49.320 the one that was going to double Tatiana' s name was Mariana. You 700 00:45:49.519 --> 00:45:52.559 don' t have video footage of your parties. I, if I have 701 00:45:52.599 --> 00:45:57.800 some that even made them digital and I put them up to the compu But 702 00:45:58.079 --> 00:46:01.639 it' s okay dick always in the corner there was a grill with both 703 00:46:01.639 --> 00:46:05.559 bourgeois where I was preparing the hamburgers, a guy always preparing what they were 704 00:46:05.639 --> 00:46:09.119 going to give him the humor, the chairs to watch the show, the 705 00:46:09.119 --> 00:46:13.920 piñatas, the gift table, compadre, being there and hiring the moms also 706 00:46:13.920 --> 00:46:16.440 a videographer. Yeah, right now it' s, like, any poop 707 00:46:16.440 --> 00:46:20.480 of visual arts. It makes you that chamba aha, but before they were 708 00:46:21.559 --> 00:46:23.920 yes yes, you know meat for 1, 500. There' s a 709 00:46:24.159 --> 00:46:30.360 file bath of missfits and some vans wey and they make you that Güey chamba. 710 00:46:30.400 --> 00:46:34.239 I used to be a videographer before and this guy was not a WEY 711 00:46:34.320 --> 00:46:37.079 nose because he wasn' t a gentleman before. These chambas made them, 712 00:46:37.159 --> 00:46:39.800 gentlemen, they were more formal. Yes, sirs, who brought you hepatitis 713 00:46:39.920 --> 00:46:45.000 or had five. Yes, yes, Güey, because even with a shirt 714 00:46:45.039 --> 00:46:47.920 and with Corbata and with the camera and bring a van, the ion seven 715 00:46:49.000 --> 00:46:52.960 males, Güey, a forgos was a van for you and the bato smoked 716 00:46:52.039 --> 00:46:55.639 a chingo rallegis, but you knew that the lord theñor moved his cameras 717 00:46:55.840 --> 00:47:00.599 and you were asking because you had well identified your uncles and your cousins and 718 00:47:00.639 --> 00:47:02.280 that mom who is that gentleman who has been following me the whole party is 719 00:47:02.320 --> 00:47:06.119 recording you. It' s just that he' s the one who looks 720 00:47:06.159 --> 00:47:07.079 there' s going to be a little video and the chinga and now you 721 00:47:07.119 --> 00:47:08.960 have to go to the gift table, open up two and give it to 722 00:47:08.960 --> 00:47:12.280 everyone. What did you get and open the two more of the Güey cock? 723 00:47:12.320 --> 00:47:15.880 Yes that toys of the flea river Güey, who were fighters, that 724 00:47:15.960 --> 00:47:19.360 it was plastic out here in the armpit and you tell your worst toys there 725 00:47:19.400 --> 00:47:22.800 in your birthday so, carnal that it will be never had is that I 726 00:47:22.840 --> 00:47:28.639 never had many parties wey the truth we were four carnals. We did very 727 00:47:28.719 --> 00:47:34.679 close relatively often and it was not costable to have four parties a year. 728 00:47:34.760 --> 00:47:38.760 We did, they were how much you spend about, fifteen, twenty, 729 00:47:39.159 --> 00:47:43.960 thirty. I remember the worst gifts. There was the gift table and all 730 00:47:44.079 --> 00:47:47.320 of a sudden, yes, I had my mom, a lot of friends, 731 00:47:49.119 --> 00:47:50.400 I had two resignations, friends with money and fucked up friends. Yeah, 732 00:47:50.440 --> 00:47:54.400 yeah, yeah, the fucks saw the gift made and you opened it 733 00:47:54.480 --> 00:47:59.360 and it was a relic that pulled him off. It was already flying for 734 00:47:59.880 --> 00:48:02.639 and and already the cart of my times, the electric cart was the most 735 00:48:02.840 --> 00:48:07.639 strawberries like or some Nintendo caset or some Ninja turtle, the rich chete all 736 00:48:07.639 --> 00:48:09.599 that, but right now the noses go Güey. I feel that people have 737 00:48:09.639 --> 00:48:15.119 also become more egg. They' re already Güey gift cards, because see 738 00:48:15.119 --> 00:48:17.239 what I say today, but you say Güey, release that best gift free 739 00:48:17.719 --> 00:48:22.800 of straw and dust my yellow envelope. I put compa not to walk there, 740 00:48:22.880 --> 00:48:25.119 like then sometimes the poor yellows come well, chonchitos, you get excited, 741 00:48:25.519 --> 00:48:30.440 you open it and they are twenty go to the dick Güey, if 742 00:48:30.679 --> 00:48:34.239 twenty of the old ones are not always washed and then with leagues dad polito 743 00:48:34.239 --> 00:48:37.800 still to make a chongo to your hja coming out more of the fucked compadre. 744 00:48:37.239 --> 00:48:40.079 It' s the best gift. Don' t go giving away Star 745 00:48:40.119 --> 00:48:44.000 Gift Bus cards. Get the fuck out of here with no nova. That 746 00:48:44.039 --> 00:48:45.800 ' s telling someone you hate Güey when you' re fat and they give 747 00:48:45.840 --> 00:48:49.440 you one and nova that they say get on a diet down wey that bottom 748 00:48:49.480 --> 00:48:53.880 you have us and put on an amazon wey giscar what this says that Güey, 749 00:48:54.199 --> 00:48:58.960 what is this, I mean, it takes me more time to get 750 00:48:59.119 --> 00:49:02.280 Güey to find what I disclaim Güey that you really already itch and I don 751 00:49:04.719 --> 00:49:08.280 ' t have to make good gifts, give this wool dwarves in cash and 752 00:49:08.320 --> 00:49:08.559 out of cameras they' ll see what I' m going to give him. 753 00:49:08.599 --> 00:49:15.440 It' s a racket here I mean no triple, four or four. 754 00:49:15.800 --> 00:49:17.079 Hey, he' s in the dick. I don' t see 755 00:49:17.079 --> 00:49:21.800 what this is. Compadre. Oh, well, the pediettes end up fucked 756 00:49:21.880 --> 00:49:23.639 up when you throw your party and your mom' s fucked up with you. 757 00:49:24.400 --> 00:49:28.360 I remember that I had a party where yes carnal already not bad if 758 00:49:28.719 --> 00:49:31.360 you came to make a ball, since carnal teenager called yes, I had 759 00:49:31.480 --> 00:49:36.280 a foot. Mostly it was at my aunt' s house where it ended 760 00:49:37.239 --> 00:49:43.000 badly because one of my friends was suddenly gone too and then where' s 761 00:49:43.280 --> 00:49:45.199 my cousin ah the dick Güey. Then they came from testing a movie. 762 00:49:45.559 --> 00:49:50.079 Yes, yes, it was that what happened and the cock and it was 763 00:49:50.159 --> 00:49:52.960 one where there was water locks ok I remember how I prepared them who three, 764 00:49:53.960 --> 00:49:57.840 fifteen sachets of watermelon succo, ten of watermelon, ten of strawberry, 765 00:49:58.400 --> 00:50:02.400 one of bacardi, one leg of what is called this conse raven, Jose 766 00:50:02.440 --> 00:50:07.920 you cheaper, Jose crow and Tona Yang compar and one of black bear ok 767 00:50:07.960 --> 00:50:12.840 that fart more Jolie Rangers pray in a garrafon of those twenty liters and you 768 00:50:12.920 --> 00:50:15.800 had a guaranteed party. What up to what time they gave him how you 769 00:50:15.800 --> 00:50:21.119 ended up, No, because I ended up bad, really bad, so 770 00:50:21.239 --> 00:50:22.199 all taken is that you end up in an armchair. I' ve hit 771 00:50:22.280 --> 00:50:24.880 a poop you say where, where the fuck you' re falling asleep from, 772 00:50:25.199 --> 00:50:29.719 I' m gonna shit you stained with green sauce,' cause they 773 00:50:29.719 --> 00:50:32.000 were too steamy at parties. You remember moms that at the exact minito or 774 00:50:32.400 --> 00:50:37.920 to chop. And then I was cool because I was never in a school 775 00:50:37.039 --> 00:50:40.599 of many groups. I was just in a one- room school. So 776 00:50:40.599 --> 00:50:44.960 you didn' t have, yeah, not enough friends to throw parties. 777 00:50:45.719 --> 00:50:50.320 But all of a sudden you realized you were starting to get more popular, 778 00:50:50.519 --> 00:50:53.679 because from your party there was a band from other Chinese schools and Yonita you 779 00:50:53.679 --> 00:50:58.199 know. I don' t know who would see you as socially validating. 780 00:50:58.280 --> 00:51:01.280 As you say, it' s n o s hea a party I positioned 781 00:51:01.599 --> 00:51:05.840 you socially compare it' s true and in fact, in the movie of 782 00:51:05.880 --> 00:51:07.440 what' s called the project of the noses. At the end of the 783 00:51:07.599 --> 00:51:10.480 party it happens, they don' t leave and it ends with a bell 784 00:51:10.599 --> 00:51:13.480 that is a check to the dick was very dead. Güey. I didn 785 00:51:13.519 --> 00:51:15.559 ' t remember having good parties, but if you had a good party on 786 00:51:16.039 --> 00:51:20.239 Saturday that a lot of band fell on striped shirts or tigers because they went 787 00:51:20.360 --> 00:51:24.719 after the hunting party stadium. Monday was still talking about that party. Sunday 788 00:51:24.800 --> 00:51:29.960 was that we' re going to cure the raw one that they celebrated and 789 00:51:30.039 --> 00:51:32.360 signed you with on Facebook. You blew your party. Yesterday I still can 790 00:51:32.559 --> 00:51:36.679 ' t react. He saw it healed, you did throw it into the 791 00:51:36.760 --> 00:51:40.079 waters. That' s how the cock, that' s how I got 792 00:51:40.119 --> 00:51:44.239 cocky at birthday parties, at your parties, I don' t get a 793 00:51:44.280 --> 00:51:45.880 party, no, but at friends' parties. And it was very common 794 00:51:45.880 --> 00:51:47.280 change. It was very normal for me to screw up and I didn' 795 00:51:47.400 --> 00:51:50.599 t throw a dick at him. They' d go in for me and 796 00:51:50.599 --> 00:51:52.960 I' d go out. Or the mocks are always discord. You' 797 00:51:53.000 --> 00:51:57.440 ve always talked to her about this mouth. And there was a band that 798 00:51:57.559 --> 00:52:00.639 didn' t ask just came to bergue wey or egg nothing. If there 799 00:52:00.159 --> 00:52:04.960 was a band that was bursting, they liked this party busting, because if 800 00:52:05.079 --> 00:52:09.039 the partying or the partying had sent the message that I didn' t want 801 00:52:09.079 --> 00:52:13.880 so many people there, that more people were there if you detected that the 802 00:52:14.159 --> 00:52:17.840 partying was shit and that I want four a boy. And that big picture 803 00:52:17.880 --> 00:52:22.400 you' re going to have son of a bitch, I' m going 804 00:52:22.480 --> 00:52:24.840 to tell you a picture and they' re from those garage parties where you 805 00:52:24.880 --> 00:52:29.440 can' t control who' s back not why you already remember what those 806 00:52:29.480 --> 00:52:31.960 parties were like where, if you do it, they started in the full 807 00:52:31.960 --> 00:52:34.840 and total garage room. In the end, if it was a good party 808 00:52:34.920 --> 00:52:37.599 up the street, you know what you were about. From that time on 809 00:52:37.639 --> 00:52:42.639 peaks there was race, from gualupe came to the granaderas normally or I had 810 00:52:42.639 --> 00:52:45.719 caguamas, there were faults. I don' t have a wound here on 811 00:52:45.800 --> 00:52:49.159 the knee of a crack that I remember once in an Islam, a party 812 00:52:49.280 --> 00:52:52.920 of a punk group throwing me a kawama here and opened me up and I 813 00:52:52.960 --> 00:52:54.599 was probably the mail that he made you. That' s where he made 814 00:52:54.679 --> 00:52:58.079 me or was it the mail or was it me? I think the vocalist 815 00:52:58.159 --> 00:53:01.719 the group eight out of ten people who were beaten at a punk party The 816 00:53:02.159 --> 00:53:07.880 forum went through the run. I mean bring the statistic I saw in it 817 00:53:07.960 --> 00:53:12.159 and I do go if you' ll see them coming to your party, 818 00:53:12.360 --> 00:53:15.079 Güey and they were already when they' re right now wey so today I 819 00:53:15.159 --> 00:53:17.599 don' t know if this fart of partying in garages and houses keeps stylizing 820 00:53:17.599 --> 00:53:20.960 a lot. I think, Manu me, if I saw I' m 821 00:53:21.079 --> 00:53:22.639 disconnected, but I don' t know. Güey, I feel like not 822 00:53:22.880 --> 00:53:28.519 before or not seeing is that well, the St Petrins started calling me open 823 00:53:28.519 --> 00:53:31.599 you remember that I was smart straight my fucking balls. Güey, yeah, 824 00:53:31.719 --> 00:53:36.760 no wey I was almost going was smelling wey parties if there was a time 825 00:53:37.360 --> 00:53:39.519 that in the good tech still. But the tea that is full of preck 826 00:53:39.639 --> 00:53:44.559 dreads if I saw until it is full of foreigners, if then it was 827 00:53:44.599 --> 00:53:46.280 that I was in the car with a comrade and we got in and we 828 00:53:46.320 --> 00:53:50.000 didn' t wonder about Juan. I always say Juan if wey comes in 829 00:53:50.079 --> 00:53:52.320 from that he hears Juan ah is deep in the kitchen and you grabbed a 830 00:53:52.360 --> 00:53:57.039 chevi and until who you come with Juan. I' m Juan at the 831 00:53:57.159 --> 00:53:59.559 same time it' s super cool. In fact, that' s what 832 00:53:59.679 --> 00:54:05.400 it' s all about I was wrong And now we' re getting into 833 00:54:05.559 --> 00:54:07.960 the movie that marked the noventeros as one was just super cool. And it 834 00:54:07.079 --> 00:54:10.960 ' s a peddle and who buys the alcohol and remember that the other good 835 00:54:12.079 --> 00:54:15.119 tone comes out and it' s really hot. And he tells the chubby 836 00:54:15.199 --> 00:54:19.239 prick and I don' t agilist If you buy me this alcohol, you 837 00:54:19.280 --> 00:54:21.599 ' re gonna make it and then the other bitch. He tells Michael Serra, 838 00:54:21.840 --> 00:54:24.719 the manager friend, you buy me the bodka golf, which he drops 839 00:54:24.840 --> 00:54:30.639 in the truck. You remember and then mclowing' s asshole prick who ends 840 00:54:30.679 --> 00:54:35.360 up taking a Güey cheese and the super thing is very betty is that it 841 00:54:35.400 --> 00:54:37.840 ' s very aspirational. Güey at the time of us was despiratory that you 842 00:54:38.000 --> 00:54:43.320 could go to a party and connect. So exactly get what you just said, 843 00:54:43.599 --> 00:54:45.599 I mean before if you wanted to not just go to the party and 844 00:54:45.639 --> 00:54:50.760 be in a corner, when suddenly you started to meet people and say I 845 00:54:50.800 --> 00:54:54.000 ' m in my mood and you were with the little red cup watching you 846 00:54:54.039 --> 00:54:58.239 outside that I' m doing it, I' m getting it, I 847 00:54:58.239 --> 00:55:00.320 ' m getting it. The people ja greet me you believed the popular yes, 848 00:55:00.519 --> 00:55:04.280 or that you were going back in the yard and if you were holding 849 00:55:04.360 --> 00:55:08.039 a bell Andale? And he was the other one to get to those you 850 00:55:08.039 --> 00:55:10.679 lost a lot of battles, I mean, I lost a lot of parties 851 00:55:10.679 --> 00:55:14.679 where you didn' t go so who dicks is this bato others you got 852 00:55:14.679 --> 00:55:19.000 hooked on. I remember. I tell you one that was a birthday party 853 00:55:19.039 --> 00:55:23.519 for me and I was wearing goggle glasses and my dad was bringing me some 854 00:55:23.599 --> 00:55:27.920 glasses that like I broke my glasses, I bought some big hors glasses that 855 00:55:28.000 --> 00:55:30.480 I was a basketball player of goggles, but like bullets that were goggles. 856 00:55:31.159 --> 00:55:34.800 I looked very daft, that is, if I was a sportsman, I 857 00:55:34.920 --> 00:55:37.480 looked cool, but if I was in sack wey I could see myself from 858 00:55:37.480 --> 00:55:40.119 the dick. And I go to the birthday and my dad says you can 859 00:55:40.239 --> 00:55:44.119 ' t güey, you can' t güey. Take some. My mom 860 00:55:44.159 --> 00:55:46.960 put some guns on me and that I had good, but they didn' 861 00:55:47.039 --> 00:55:50.480 t have a raise, because I took to the party, because I saw 862 00:55:50.480 --> 00:55:52.599 everything blurry. Wey, I' m holding on to a mouth. And 863 00:55:52.719 --> 00:55:54.159 I, when I start dancing, because you sail with the chava, you 864 00:55:54.239 --> 00:55:57.000 put your hand on the man, you grab his hand and grab his waist. 865 00:55:58.760 --> 00:56:00.280 Wey didn' t feel the paint wey I mean, I felt like 866 00:56:00.480 --> 00:56:05.079 everything was even as if I was catching a cold wey but I still saw 867 00:56:05.119 --> 00:56:08.760 that about you I saw hair and everything and the other day that I kissed 868 00:56:08.840 --> 00:56:13.039 wey I kissed her and everything, and the other day that my compas that 869 00:56:13.079 --> 00:56:17.800 fart says wey you sucked wey and I told her it was a and not 870 00:56:17.960 --> 00:56:21.880 not because it had been a man or something. It wasn' t a 871 00:56:22.000 --> 00:56:25.199 dragon three, it was a three, it was a transsensual, but it 872 00:56:25.239 --> 00:56:30.679 wasn' t like I was told there was the trash can there was she 873 00:56:30.719 --> 00:56:34.400 and there was a ficus and there was more of the ficus and the boat 874 00:56:34.440 --> 00:56:38.079 the of Yes, if it was one of these boats in Spain Park by 875 00:56:38.079 --> 00:56:38.639 the head of such an elephant, I mean neither one was that big. 876 00:56:38.719 --> 00:56:42.480 But my son you hold on. Everyone said this Güey wants to do everything, 877 00:56:43.159 --> 00:56:45.719 but you usually even call him champion. The friend who does that, 878 00:56:45.800 --> 00:56:49.400 Güey did it to me Covic Big, the Big I saw the one from 879 00:56:49.440 --> 00:56:51.199 Hungco' s pieces. Once at the door, don' t suck. 880 00:56:51.400 --> 00:56:53.800 It wasn' t an amazing thing that the whole upstairs starts yelling at you. 881 00:56:53.880 --> 00:56:59.199 Champion, Champion, champion, because if he didn' t hold on, 882 00:56:59.400 --> 00:57:02.880 he grabbed what no one in that joint and more than mocking himself we 883 00:57:02.880 --> 00:57:07.280 showed him respect, because sometimes at the door, the pig, the door 884 00:57:07.320 --> 00:57:08.840 to the rooster, not the one who grabbed it, but the door that 885 00:57:08.920 --> 00:57:15.440 was called the pig in his afternoons showed him respect, because he was the 886 00:57:15.760 --> 00:57:20.679 only güey in that bad- death bar. Antro that was chartered was respect. 887 00:57:20.800 --> 00:57:24.639 It' s blacksmith. He' s a warrior, he' s 888 00:57:24.760 --> 00:57:27.159 chasing you all your life. Güey. He' s a warrior. He 889 00:57:27.239 --> 00:57:29.199 ' s a warrior. It' s saldale, it' s a power 890 00:57:29.360 --> 00:57:31.840 ring, it' s the pow ranger, it' s the ambulance that 891 00:57:31.840 --> 00:57:37.519 gets crushed and killed. This is Güey, the ambulance, the power ranger, 892 00:57:37.039 --> 00:57:40.719 the ambulance. Güey said ambula if I' m going to hold on, 893 00:57:40.920 --> 00:57:43.880 pulse crushed, it' s crushed and everything' s not. If 894 00:57:44.159 --> 00:57:45.920 one ghost hunter turns you Güey, let' s go with the other. 895 00:57:46.360 --> 00:57:51.639 Happy. So, birthdays, then, the cocks of your cock, that 896 00:57:51.719 --> 00:57:53.280 ' s the day of your birthday, your mom at Christmas, or when 897 00:57:54.679 --> 00:58:00.119 you get your birthday, someone' s baby who steals from you steals from 898 00:58:00.199 --> 00:58:02.679 my nephews, they stole my birthday, and my grandmother stole my birthday, 899 00:58:02.840 --> 00:58:06.079 too. I' ll take it from Jorge. You meet every day. 900 00:58:06.199 --> 00:58:09.360 One is on April five. The good toto of his first son turns April 901 00:58:09.440 --> 00:58:15.039 5 and stole my attention because I fulfilled in April. Güey, then I 902 00:58:15.159 --> 00:58:20.159 want the attention. And now this piece of ass had been stolen from me 903 00:58:20.159 --> 00:58:22.639 by my nephew. But, well, when you love him, it' 904 00:58:22.760 --> 00:58:24.280 s not clear, of course, it' s okay. But to fulfill, 905 00:58:24.400 --> 00:58:29.199 for example, a 14th of February. You' ve already been worth 906 00:58:29.280 --> 00:58:32.000 ourey dicks or the people who turned twenty- nine on February twenty- nine 907 00:58:32.000 --> 00:58:34.360 I have a camera that was born on the twenty- nine and is celebrated 908 00:58:34.360 --> 00:58:37.119 on the twenty- eight. But the bato right now is about forty- 909 00:58:37.440 --> 00:58:39.760 eight. It wouldn' t be normal age. I want you to come 910 00:58:39.800 --> 00:58:43.039 nine years. I was no longer seen leaving elementary school, and if he 911 00:58:43.159 --> 00:58:46.039 behaves like a nine- year- old, if he doesn' t like 912 00:58:46.119 --> 00:58:52.400 sucking chicks and ruining it, and having it rolled clear and drinking milk on 913 00:58:52.719 --> 00:58:55.960 the 24th of December he is the 25 poor child who gives them. This 914 00:58:57.000 --> 00:59:01.719 is your present, your birthday and your present at Christmas. Don' t 915 00:59:01.800 --> 00:59:05.280 imagine the most expensive sticks for me is to turn thirty- one mate, 916 00:59:05.599 --> 00:59:08.000 because, because everyone gives you a hug, but everyone else is also given 917 00:59:08.079 --> 00:59:10.840 a hug. I mean, your hug, you' re not special, 918 00:59:12.440 --> 00:59:15.239 you' re not a dick, if you look at it, you' 919 00:59:15.320 --> 00:59:17.000 re all fart to see, that is, you' re thirty- one. 920 00:59:17.679 --> 00:59:21.159 There you go, to see how ugly it is, from there comes 921 00:59:21.320 --> 00:59:24.880 race that turns, for who knows. Tell us someone who turns thirty- 922 00:59:25.000 --> 00:59:29.679 one without good, if they are good, they do good to society. 923 00:59:30.760 --> 00:59:34.760 Yeah, exactly what' s yours. They are hurt, they ochan the 924 00:59:34.800 --> 00:59:38.199 faithful eight ears and so people of evil better and you can find a constant 925 00:59:38.239 --> 00:59:42.519 among people this one has no love for life and the day they were born 926 00:59:42.519 --> 00:59:45.599 carnal. You say I' ll carry the stick. All my life we 927 00:59:45.239 --> 00:59:50.760 go with the other, which is the gifts, the gift look at yourself. 928 00:59:51.760 --> 00:59:53.719 I' ll tell you that. I' ve had very good gifts. 929 00:59:53.719 --> 00:59:57.840 I think one of the misfortunes to God that you' ve given me 930 00:59:57.880 --> 01:00:00.440 and everything, but sometimes it starts to be old and when you say it 931 01:00:00.639 --> 01:00:04.719 doesn' t matter the gift, but the detail, but you did it 932 01:00:04.800 --> 01:00:07.880 very important when the gift comes to you from your heart. To me, 933 01:00:07.960 --> 01:00:14.320 for example, the people who give me there go alcohol. Alcohols get out 934 01:00:14.480 --> 01:00:16.760 of that because you' re calling me an alcoholic. If it' s 935 01:00:16.840 --> 01:00:20.039 the easy one, yes, the easy one, but with the in- 936 01:00:20.559 --> 01:00:22.199 laws carrying one bottle through the power is another. But to my other when 937 01:00:22.360 --> 01:00:27.559 they give you things that you don' t know you don' t like. 938 01:00:28.079 --> 01:00:31.800 For example, I was given t- shirts it hardy I didn' 939 01:00:31.840 --> 01:00:37.599 t wear the hardy taila m when I was pants forty- two and shirt 940 01:00:37.199 --> 01:00:43.000 to thirteen xxle that, that' s a rebes or, a fryer of 941 01:00:43.079 --> 01:00:46.159 auster wings yes, so it' s a calculated scientist of the radian in 942 01:00:46.159 --> 01:00:49.480 radiant güey, yes, but this kind of thing that you say your son, 943 01:00:49.960 --> 01:00:52.760 this güey didn' t think of three VHSS of the Star Wars saga 944 01:00:52.840 --> 01:00:55.320 and then assholes that suddenly I' m the one who gives flowers to men. 945 01:00:55.559 --> 01:00:58.639 Go to the dick, yeah, go to the dick. If we 946 01:00:58.719 --> 01:01:00.440 don' t want flowers, we don' t want flowers. I like 947 01:01:00.480 --> 01:01:02.000 them so that they' re marijuana, whether it' s or poppy. 948 01:01:02.239 --> 01:01:07.920 Yes, exactly amapons give me flowers that by cutting me it gives another woman 949 01:01:07.920 --> 01:01:08.679 sleep. No, that' s not true. Give me your flower, 950 01:01:09.280 --> 01:01:13.320 give me your flower, not exactly. My wife touched me in times of 951 01:01:13.480 --> 01:01:15.000 novelty. He didn' t give me away He didn' t have any 952 01:01:15.000 --> 01:01:19.639 money. My wife, since she married me, started seeing money. But 953 01:01:20.119 --> 01:01:23.280 when she started she was to make the gift. And that good, that 954 01:01:23.360 --> 01:01:30.119 manuality, manuality uff didn' t give me some bad stuff and alone and 955 01:01:30.239 --> 01:01:32.320 golds said I love you ah good. That' s what I love, 956 01:01:32.760 --> 01:01:37.960 too. Once my now wife of the chaperrite gave me a cardger, but 957 01:01:38.119 --> 01:01:44.400 all the cards had been written by her of what it is worth for this 958 01:01:44.519 --> 01:01:47.360 or every one of you dick bitches is pure, dick is worth for a 959 01:01:47.360 --> 01:01:52.440 sucker. But the little details that you know take a lot of time who 960 01:01:52.559 --> 01:01:54.519 made them, are the ones that you value a lot. For example, 961 01:01:54.760 --> 01:01:59.400 that is valued quite a bit. I remember too, even if you don 962 01:01:59.599 --> 01:02:00.440 ' t believe it by a pine tree that doesn' t say party or 963 01:02:00.440 --> 01:02:07.800 anything. And my mom gave me a past potato, a past potato with 964 01:02:07.880 --> 01:02:14.039 wey meat, you swear. If tris hears my mom laughs because once she 965 01:02:14.159 --> 01:02:17.440 ' s turned old and my carnals and they' re more. I' 966 01:02:17.519 --> 01:02:21.760 ve taken it from me. I' m not giving things up honestly, 967 01:02:22.159 --> 01:02:27.079 because it takes time, selfishly, for shit' s sake. I prefer 968 01:02:27.119 --> 01:02:30.360 to make up for people with good treatment. But once my brother looked and 969 01:02:30.440 --> 01:02:32.519 gave him a gift, I ended up not counting a thousand steps. Yeah, 970 01:02:34.079 --> 01:02:35.679 it' s been taken from me. It' s been taken from 971 01:02:35.719 --> 01:02:37.719 me and I' m very detached now. And for example, last Christmas, 972 01:02:37.079 --> 01:02:40.440 if I never gave away on Christmas day to put on the dick, 973 01:02:40.760 --> 01:02:44.639 I fell with me with my family and my sister- in- law, 974 01:02:45.159 --> 01:02:50.159 or I grabbed them all evenly and once my carnal gave my boss a beautiful 975 01:02:50.239 --> 01:02:53.239 bouquet of flowersd wey beautiful bastard. So the cock went over the dick Jorge, 976 01:02:53.559 --> 01:02:57.679 I think it was Jorge, and then he left a note that I 977 01:02:58.280 --> 01:03:00.880 love you so much more. It' s the best of my life. 978 01:03:00.239 --> 01:03:06.360 Sincerely, Jorge had flowers and I arrived with a feather and Adria AAA. 979 01:03:07.360 --> 01:03:10.159 This you my jar to my boss is that it was almost fifteen years ago, 980 01:03:10.320 --> 01:03:14.079 but to my boss it keeps driving him crazy to that detail of mine 981 01:03:15.039 --> 01:03:17.519 Güey that I think to Jorge so that he had spent five balls on the 982 01:03:17.639 --> 01:03:22.199 bouquet and the truth what you are wey and I not where I put and 983 01:03:22.320 --> 01:03:24.679 Adrian with pen, no, no, I didn' t put him even 984 01:03:24.800 --> 01:03:29.920 ramón and nano him that is and Jorge already afterwards also the bouquets that I 985 01:03:29.960 --> 01:03:31.360 said and I sent him in the name of the four. But that time 986 01:03:31.360 --> 01:03:35.320 I put him like this with pen and adrian and moms realizes that he still 987 01:03:35.400 --> 01:03:38.159 tells me so don' t forget me wey and nothing, because and listen, 988 01:03:39.119 --> 01:03:42.639 Jorge said neither knew Jorge, what fart wey. And then my mom 989 01:03:42.679 --> 01:03:45.599 also had a gift shop for a long time, about five years, because 990 01:03:45.719 --> 01:03:50.360 by the time she wasn' t there, without holding the house, she 991 01:03:50.360 --> 01:03:52.920 turned it into a gift shop. Then there was also a flock very often 992 01:03:52.000 --> 01:03:55.920 where his birthdays. I was going for a virgin like that that I was 993 01:03:55.960 --> 01:04:03.719 selling and I was putting a note with a lot of cuddly affection I didn 994 01:04:03.800 --> 01:04:05.880 ' t have Lana Wey and these little details my boss liked. Then I 995 01:04:05.880 --> 01:04:09.719 started giving him some cool stuff. That' s cocky gifts and so am 996 01:04:10.000 --> 01:04:12.679 I to my parents. They always didn' t beat them at first. 997 01:04:12.719 --> 01:04:14.960 Right now. When I get the chance, I give you your detail. 998 01:04:15.440 --> 01:04:18.719 I also have another one that is controversial that the band tells me I shouldn 999 01:04:18.760 --> 01:04:23.079 ' t, but I like to give away things that give me company, 1000 01:04:23.760 --> 01:04:27.119 that is to say, handing it over. That' s something I' 1001 01:04:27.159 --> 01:04:30.039 ve noticed that you' ve already given away live, recording radar, for 1002 01:04:30.119 --> 01:04:34.960 example, a nose came in and gave me a skateboard and two seconds later 1003 01:04:35.000 --> 01:04:39.719 I interviewed someone else and gave it to them and then they gave me away 1004 01:04:39.719 --> 01:04:42.639 at the shows. You too carnal give me a bonnet of caps. I 1005 01:04:42.760 --> 01:04:48.079 give them to the young men who accompany us and pull with us. To 1006 01:04:48.199 --> 01:04:53.159 my carnals I give a lot of the things they give me. I also 1007 01:04:53.280 --> 01:04:58.119 like wey I feel like I don' t say you too. Many find 1008 01:04:58.199 --> 01:05:00.239 it disrespectful, but not me, who already owns the gift Güey, I 1009 01:05:00.280 --> 01:05:05.119 can do whatever it is, no. People also give away things like many 1010 01:05:05.159 --> 01:05:09.159 times thinking about them not the one who will receive the gift A egg. 1011 01:05:09.960 --> 01:05:15.440 You have to wear this shirt that I chose for you because you look good 1012 01:05:15.519 --> 01:05:16.519 cock and I say you see it from no Güey. No, I' 1013 01:05:16.599 --> 01:05:18.599 m not giving it to my boss Güey, but it' s mine. 1014 01:05:19.239 --> 01:05:23.239 I decide what to do with it. That' s what I' m 1015 01:05:23.280 --> 01:05:26.519 going to do, too. You take your hands off your hand. It 1016 01:05:26.559 --> 01:05:29.920 ' s a handrail and the net gives it just to look good. Yeah. 1017 01:05:29.960 --> 01:05:32.119 You look good now I look good. Everyone is happy and thanks to 1018 01:05:32.159 --> 01:05:35.960 those who are going to give drugs and alcohol. Well, what does it 1019 01:05:36.599 --> 01:05:40.719 say about the parties where you stayed to sleep at night? You know it 1020 01:05:40.840 --> 01:05:43.159 ' s a good party. When you' ve got the kid left, 1021 01:05:43.400 --> 01:05:45.679 he' s at 3: 00 in the morning in two white- letter 1022 01:05:45.679 --> 01:05:48.159 hills and the party was grown- up. Yeah, look, I' 1023 01:05:48.239 --> 01:05:51.119 m gonna tell you something about the mirinda chado here always with the moustaches. 1024 01:05:51.159 --> 01:05:54.440 So, I' m missing something that gives me a lot of laugh. 1025 01:05:54.519 --> 01:05:58.840 That' s what you say about the dorks and that' s bastard Güey, 1026 01:05:59.039 --> 01:06:03.159 that you realize that you' re getting old when your birthdays first ended 1027 01:06:03.159 --> 01:06:08.159 up all done, fucked up, vomited And now your kids are fucked up 1028 01:06:08.280 --> 01:06:12.400 and vomited, I mean you already said I grew up when your comrades leave, 1029 01:06:12.719 --> 01:06:15.400 because the child has temperature, it' s warm. That kind of 1030 01:06:15.440 --> 01:06:18.360 thing makes you see that you' re getting older when you' re past 1031 01:06:18.360 --> 01:06:20.440 thirty- five. But if you don' t have that weight, it 1032 01:06:21.000 --> 01:06:26.119 ' s because you' re divorced or you just haven' t had kids, 1033 01:06:26.280 --> 01:06:29.840 you' re one who should have one there, I think drowned, 1034 01:06:29.840 --> 01:06:30.559 they' ve always fallen on their backs. He' s a good man. 1035 01:06:30.000 --> 01:06:35.840 But if the thing about when you' re now as old as we 1036 01:06:35.960 --> 01:06:41.360 are, the first thing you ask at a potential party is it' s 1037 01:06:41.440 --> 01:06:44.400 going to be with kids or kids and that fart is that Güey dick where 1038 01:06:44.400 --> 01:06:45.719 did Güey get to? After the thirty say it' s going to be 1039 01:06:45.840 --> 01:06:48.719 with wives or without wives. And then I look at it cool, because 1040 01:06:48.760 --> 01:06:51.360 even before that you already said there' s going to be at the party 1041 01:06:51.880 --> 01:06:56.000 that see Güe pé cubanda whores at three o' clock in the morning, 1042 01:06:56.320 --> 01:06:59.719 often for the raw one and there' s still a vate to ask, 1043 01:07:00.000 --> 01:07:00.199 uh, but it' s with a kid. Yes, ma' am 1044 01:07:00.880 --> 01:07:02.880 no, no Güey, no, no, I mean? There' s 1045 01:07:02.960 --> 01:07:06.039 gonna be Luis and Wyams Güey, right? It is understood that not Güey, 1046 01:07:06.519 --> 01:07:10.679 because I want your son there a Güey. Come by yourself, because 1047 01:07:10.679 --> 01:07:14.119 there times alone and grab the video permission and arrive tomorrow at 2: 00 1048 01:07:14.159 --> 01:07:16.760 p m. Yeah, another, just like you said on the show to 1049 01:07:16.880 --> 01:07:21.519 filter, there' s a race that likes to filter friendships and see who 1050 01:07:21.920 --> 01:07:25.519 can not when they say I celebrate in Vegas all their comrades. Eat or 1051 01:07:26.159 --> 01:07:29.360 not, no, because sometimes already depending on the mute, I the wedding, 1052 01:07:29.599 --> 01:07:31.559 yes, my wedding was also so that my poor relatives were not the 1053 01:07:31.599 --> 01:07:35.079 There on the beach you entered a chingo so that they could not get to 1054 01:07:35.159 --> 01:07:39.679 put a lot of challenges like a rally wey yes, their realties is that 1055 01:07:39.760 --> 01:07:42.679 it is worth it here, but the party and to go to Vegas, 1056 01:07:43.039 --> 01:07:45.119 because if it is to tell Carlos I do not go there, I will 1057 01:07:45.199 --> 01:07:46.480 celebrate and you know that your friends from the elementary school will not live. 1058 01:07:46.599 --> 01:07:50.599 Or there' s always this old lady that' s partying and all of 1059 01:07:50.679 --> 01:07:56.960 a sudden she uploads a photo on a little yacht alone you say ah every 1060 01:07:57.159 --> 01:08:00.000 so you wanted to pull in your considerate güey if this would make you chambear 1061 01:08:00.000 --> 01:08:01.079 who ah because working on your birthday. Is that a blessing? Is that 1062 01:08:01.159 --> 01:08:05.880 a blessing? I came here alone to celebrate Akankong bet to meet myself. 1063 01:08:10.079 --> 01:08:15.800 Yeah, yeah, or your loom alone celebrating you. I feel like months 1064 01:08:15.880 --> 01:08:19.600 before a little message arrived. Here are these tickets to you for your birthday. 1065 01:08:19.720 --> 01:08:23.920 You already fall there, you fall not the ones that makes me laugh 1066 01:08:24.000 --> 01:08:28.880 that listen I want to celebrate. I' m going to party alone to 1067 01:08:29.119 --> 01:08:34.119 find a friend with myself. Two weeks later, a month of pregnancy dicks, 1068 01:08:34.159 --> 01:08:39.359 you already entered yes with another dick again you went to abode already and 1069 01:08:39.359 --> 01:08:44.800 then also the fart of the already forced congratulations. Compare how we get to 1070 01:08:44.840 --> 01:08:49.159 a point where I no longer be carnal, that is, God bless you 1071 01:08:49.239 --> 01:08:53.920 many more days of these and see when I see you soon to give you 1072 01:08:53.920 --> 01:09:00.560 a hug. See you already copy and fuck dt B Happy HBD, God 1073 01:09:00.199 --> 01:09:08.680 bless you emoticons of bugles and he fucked himself. Oh, I' ve 1074 01:09:09.319 --> 01:09:10.960 already done it, but that' s all. It' s the armor 1075 01:09:11.039 --> 01:09:14.640 of when you see it in person that if I congratulated you, yes, 1076 01:09:14.840 --> 01:09:19.399 but if it' s become a formalism weya birthdays hears and then when you 1077 01:09:19.399 --> 01:09:24.199 dropped a message of whatsapp from your uncle that you don' t see almost 1078 01:09:24.199 --> 01:09:29.239 anyone 10 years ago you don' t see how I am with my son 1079 01:09:29.239 --> 01:09:31.119 who is or your uncle Romanaldo. I don' t think you just said 1080 01:09:31.159 --> 01:09:36.640 I remember a pig when your mom in the conchito was giving birth and I 1081 01:09:36.680 --> 01:09:40.960 saw you I heard a guy ras wey guy since he dropped the boot I 1082 01:09:41.560 --> 01:09:43.119 don' t see him don' t worry. I always remember you how 1083 01:09:43.319 --> 01:09:46.479 you saw with me I asked your Aunt Cruz for your phone, but I 1084 01:09:46.520 --> 01:09:50.119 want to tell you God bless you. I love you a chingo and then 1085 01:09:50.119 --> 01:09:54.720 thanks, man, and I did the most Hey, look, I' 1086 01:09:54.720 --> 01:09:57.000 ll fart you, right now, and you can' t lend me five 1087 01:09:57.000 --> 01:09:59.199 thousand pesos. Not bad what makes the truth that Ro Maldo does not leave. 1088 01:09:59.640 --> 01:10:01.239 You' ve been writing to you since the prison. You' re 1089 01:10:01.239 --> 01:10:03.720 there. He wants to buy cigarettes. I already want to buy you cigars 1090 01:10:03.800 --> 01:10:05.760 and about two more change because it' s up to the dick of the 1091 01:10:05.760 --> 01:10:09.359 food. Here' s Carnal. You' ve never been touched by the 1092 01:10:09.479 --> 01:10:14.399 wey that suddenly, when he sings the mornings, he' s the frustrated 1093 01:10:14.520 --> 01:10:16.840 singer Güey starts singing the mornings. Güey, well, funny gets him in 1094 01:10:17.439 --> 01:10:21.680 and the day you don' t catch him brings farts, because if you 1095 01:10:21.760 --> 01:10:27.399 don' t know, yes, yes and it' s the elongated mornings, 1096 01:10:27.720 --> 01:10:29.800 like when they sang the hymn on Mondays that was long. If it 1097 01:10:29.840 --> 01:10:32.560 was long you say your ah brings that of the elongated mornings, Güey that 1098 01:10:32.640 --> 01:10:35.720 to my brought I saw tells you what it does next and the dick is 1099 01:10:35.720 --> 01:10:42.359 that the truth is that they say they wind up and they blew it four 1100 01:10:42.439 --> 01:10:47.560 bread no more wey I cut it and there I compared it and already a 1101 01:10:47.600 --> 01:10:49.119 stanza just sosario an enemy güeya already wey are already mixing things with me. 1102 01:10:49.640 --> 01:10:54.319 If that' s the awkward part of your birthday, I think you' 1103 01:10:54.359 --> 01:10:58.800 ll get the mornings and the last drink when your family invites you to your 1104 01:10:58.840 --> 01:11:01.600 birthday and they say we invite you to eat and you pay, so the 1105 01:11:01.840 --> 01:11:05.720 last one starts to count and everyone, because they knew five hundred and already 1106 01:11:05.720 --> 01:11:10.199 chinga, because on my birthday and those pricks you sucked with the parties that 1107 01:11:10.279 --> 01:11:14.680 the bellies in companies did we see ourselves in the lounges. There were twenty 1108 01:11:14.840 --> 01:11:16.079 - five people at the table and suddenly I was nothing more. I ate 1109 01:11:16.159 --> 01:11:20.960 a lemonade, you left a fifty and the dick you peeled what lemonade or 1110 01:11:21.119 --> 01:11:27.399 that dicks you had eaten wings snack. I' ve never come and the 1111 01:11:28.039 --> 01:11:30.199 time leader hears are seven hundred and fifty. Neither here was the birthday girl 1112 01:11:30.279 --> 01:11:33.800 ' s mother to rescue because there were two five hundred missing for the egg 1113 01:11:33.840 --> 01:11:35.279 count and the waiter was a punctuated prick who wasn' t going to leave 1114 01:11:35.279 --> 01:11:40.039 them. Here he said either leave my Nokia cell phone or I don' 1115 01:11:40.600 --> 01:11:44.159 t leave the net what I know waiters do on tables like that big birthday 1116 01:11:44.640 --> 01:11:47.000 they put stuff they didn' t buy to make up for, yeah, 1117 01:11:47.000 --> 01:11:50.199 to fuck. Yeah, to blow up some poppers to inflate accounts. Compare, 1118 01:11:50.319 --> 01:11:56.680 then, birthday stuff. Sure, there' s one last one to 1119 01:11:56.760 --> 01:11:59.960 see the draw I want you more exible to everyone. Thanks for the birthday. 1120 01:12:00.039 --> 01:12:01.800 Right now, my birthday is being recorded. I love you so much. 1121 01:12:02.079 --> 01:12:04.479 I like you. Thank you. It hurts me not to have been 1122 01:12:04.479 --> 01:12:09.720 in. Not so good, because look at friendship. I said carnal. 1123 01:12:10.359 --> 01:12:15.439 That more than frequency is quality and while I' m not part of times 1124 01:12:15.520 --> 01:12:18.720 when you like to be like this. In that, in that, in 1125 01:12:18.800 --> 01:12:24.319 that shit, I' m part of others where I also consider it very 1126 01:12:24.319 --> 01:12:26.600 funny. That' s why I give myself the luxury and maandido. I 1127 01:12:26.680 --> 01:12:30.680 also had the birthday engagement. I send a hug to Roja Rosa my sister 1128 01:12:30.800 --> 01:12:33.960 - in- law, because she is like my brother- bandit diamond then 1129 01:12:34.000 --> 01:12:36.920 like my sister- in- law, is that Adrian wanted to do the 1130 01:12:38.000 --> 01:12:39.840 same thing in the bandit house and you can' t. He doesn' 1131 01:12:39.880 --> 01:12:43.840 t send him a hug because I wasn' t at his party, but 1132 01:12:43.840 --> 01:12:46.359 bandit celebrated his wife, as I must have known dinner was nice. I 1133 01:12:46.399 --> 01:12:49.039 send a hug to Rosa and in the name of the chaprita and also to 1134 01:12:49.039 --> 01:12:54.319 me. Many Carnal congratulations, forty- two years that are one more dick 1135 01:12:54.960 --> 01:12:57.439 and we love you Carnal, not just me uy Te, we want to 1136 01:12:57.479 --> 01:12:59.079 see what we did today. For you, thank you very much. And 1137 01:12:59.119 --> 01:13:00.640 he knows that. You know he didn' t blow up the balloons, 1138 01:13:00.840 --> 01:13:02.279 no, and he was the one who protruded to the little things. Yes, 1139 01:13:02.359 --> 01:13:04.760 in fact, they' re in the Hagamo car, in the trunk, 1140 01:13:05.079 --> 01:13:09.239 the bite of things, the out- of- the- month heel 1141 01:13:09.960 --> 01:13:13.840 bu or the forward aguinal picked up in months and he' s going to 1142 01:13:13.840 --> 01:13:15.960 rap them, Aurita, Baila, Ahorita, he' s going to give 1143 01:13:16.479 --> 01:13:17.239 them an Arpadita chas, he' s going to clausate them like the scorched 1144 01:13:17.239 --> 01:13:20.800 rolls. You' re going to say, hey, you play bro cinema, 1145 01:13:21.520 --> 01:13:25.520 cinnabon cinema, you' re the roll, and I' m the 1146 01:13:25.520 --> 01:13:27.640 class. I don' t look cool. Take care of yourself. I 1147 01:13:27.640 --> 01:13:30.239 hope you enjoyed it and we will soon see a second show in Laredo to 1148 01:13:30.319 --> 01:13:33.199 check it out in Tijuana ensenada and nue Volaredo. There' s no flying. 1149 01:13:33.239 --> 01:13:35.640 It' s not larega that' s nue blown, not because we 1150 01:13:35.640 --> 01:13:39.960 ' ve gone to Laredo. He' s new Laredo. And also congratulations 1151 01:13:40.000 --> 01:13:42.239 to all those who turned out this month and are going to fulfill. And 1152 01:13:42.319 --> 01:13:45.319 if you don' t have a birthday in the egg year, remember that 1153 01:13:45.399 --> 01:13:46.119 I make a great deal of money to celebrate years that God will bless you. 1154 01:13:46.279 --> 01:13:48.880 Thank you, totals. This was birthday stuff, be it in the 1155 01:13:48.920 --> 01:13:49.439 milk magician.