What's going on in everybody. This is Eric Dizzy and Uh. I'm just
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Keenan right now to be me and Keenan, then me and Boogie until I
can get them on the same schedule because everybody's extremely busy. Me and Boogie
got more kids than we did before. But Boogie said he missed it,
and his wife texts me and said, get this nigga on. Whatever she
got to do to get him to record, she would it. I'm putting
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greatly appreciated. The game back together, Yeah, nigga, what's going on?
Everybody? My name is Eric Dizzy and this is another episode of Ignorant
Philosophy on Black Friday, and I'm with my brother Keenan. Mister, who
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like that. I like that. Yeah, we're here with a guest.
Yeah, yeah, we haven't had a guest. Well, we haven't done
in philosophy for real, for real in the very long time. So this
is you are. You are our first guest back since we've been back,
Sonana. You know what I'm saying. We got uh nate res comedy.
Man. How you doing, brother, blessed brother? Can't call it project
the project. Pat followed you after you did them joint he did, he
did. I've talked to Pat not but he saying some some some communication back
and forth. Man show, does he know you think you're legend like we
all do in the city at this point he should. Now I've taken him
in so many skins He's reposted every single one. Man shout out to Pat
Man one of my favorite project. I watched all your skits, bro,
Thank you sir. Every time every time I watch the skin and I'm like,
oh, this is working. Keep doing this that if you buck And
I was like, oh, this is it. It was in the car.
Was in the car when the kid in the back and oh man,
oh yeah that my bedroom. Yes, my mom and I used to be
in the back. That's how I know. Like all the certain armies and
you hit thirty years old and they're like, how you know this? What
you mean? That's how we roll to ryn the au. My daughters is
with me. I just okay, ninety what you got to listening to music?
All that? Just whatever? R and B? Who got the best?
Who you got? Who? Aaron Hall? All that's he's a freaky
he is a freaky frog, freaky he got one of my most favorite songs
ever, I miss you, I want It's sad, but I love it.
Not my favorite, one of my favorite old silk, silk got my
favorite joints. My bedroom is one, but now it's a what's the song?
They say that song? I don't know who that one is? That
man that ain't silk. They must be satin or something. I don't know
who that was. That's a favorite. I don't know. I don't know.
You may that Mama was a freaky frog. So all the sex songs
my mom, Yeah, my mom my MoMA, Ma MoMA had me at
fourteen, So nigga was listening to I was listening to Joeys and Yeah,
r kellyr Ke Nigga, all of that ship her freaky froggy. Yes,
have me listening to all of that ship bigging about all my mom had me
listening to the Shaka Khan Nigga. I wish I have me listening to baby
no more crying. You know, they made a something about they did getting
hard in the club bro rat freaky nineties, nasty for real, and they
loved it, they allegedly twenty four, yeah, twenty three, what the
dockets say. And now they don't love it no more because they've been sitting
back thinking about it all these years. Hoses old and broke and broke.
How can I come up? If I can, if I could, if
I could make an investment and fuck somebody in ninety three and get high as
a motherfucker. They had the best coke, best ecstasy, cures to everything,
and then see this motherfucker on TV while I got a wick card or
mother fucking food stemp ruggling, struggling, you know, yeah, you did
something. I remember now you're freaky. You held me at my wheel.
I remember. It's coming back all type of ship and overdrafted for the second
time this week. Okay, you know what the second draft is? Fifty
ball tough, ain't it? That first thirty two dollars like, okay,
all right, but that second one your account you ain't paying this ball go
ahead, We're gonna call this motherfucker down. You already got the money out
your cash and immediately processed like and that's gone to Yeah, I don't want
to have to call nobody got to come up now. I can't imagine.
I can't imagine having women outside my tour bus screaming, throwing pain. He's
on stage and then, boy, I'm not fucking none of y'all because I
don't, yeah none at this I mean them we talked about as my wife
listening or not. I need your wife ain't listening. I need one of
them men in black pans. You don't remember nothing, none of them though
I'm there. Bro. If I was younger, like twenty twenty one,
eighteen nineteen, like at that age, yeah for sure. I think at
thirty seven, no, nigga, because because now you probably think, you
probably think you're about to get some big dog dick and I'm tired by ten.
I got kids. So you you're trying to link up at You're trying
to link up at eleven seven? Is really forty five? You thirty five?
I'll be thirty six December four and next week cow old years. I
just turned thirty one on Monday. You so that's why I'm last like still
with no pain, I don't. I feel great. I can get the
next started. Still hooping? Still still who I ain't hooping? But you
got to saying I don't need know all on my joints and nothing like that.
I'm definitely man in this bitch. I go to the gym every single
day, but I'm not doing no baskets. You ain't hooping like Cardio.
That's what I said. I seen something I've seen some on Instagram that was
like, what's one of your sex falls? And I'm like, ship going
to sleep before it even gets started. I might fall asleep on it.
I might fossil bro. If it takes too long to get started, that's
your window. Like if she comes past six thirty, like you know it's
getting darker earlier, Bro, what I thought it was ten thirty? It
was the guy swear to. I had to look at my watch like it's
talk about I'm telling I'm telling Case, what's time for bed? You're ready
for school? The sex the sex windows, it's only five sex I'm like,
damn, is it it's not a clock? Sex window? The sex
window as a married man is very as a married man, bro, kids
is because it depends on how them kids. Bro, If they take a
nap. If they took a nap and everybody rested and they go to bed
on time and kicking and screaming, all right, cool. But if that
mother, if one of the motherfuckers neglect to take a nap, because it's
a it's a different it's a different type of synchronization to have all three of
them little motherfuckers try to take a nap, and if one don't take a
nap, Yes, my day would be like you motherfucker playing that all week
like you got three? Yeah, I got you got but you ain't married
though, and and and and three in nineteen months. So they're young three
under three? Yeah, my twelve nine, you say it back to me.
I deal with your kids. They can get ship on their own.
They know not three under three. Bro. In case you didn't know,
you caught up with me quick twelve two pumps in the swirl, and I
caught up with everybody. Yeah, call you take that. You came to
town. So you live in Atlanta right now? I do how you've been
doing. I've been in the a t ye last, do you live in
Atlanta? You live in Douglasville. Everyone, I come back to the people
Atlanta, I don't know. I know where you are? Where you snail
Ville? Where you are you back here? You tell everybody, let's get
to that when you first get out the airport, I'm right, you know,
not too far from there. But everybody an NLF like, where is
that is Atlanta? I didn't understand that I lived there. Yeah, we're
not going to tell you. It's around are Yeah, I'm in the loof
though. We got that too, though, right like a yeah, we
got that new pal Westfield? Is that new Palestine? Okay? All that
you came to town for Thanksgiving? To see a family Thanksgiving and for this
show man, for this show, which one is the most important the show?
I see the family that get away and do that. I love them,
don't get me wrong. Pull up to the show everybody, but you
know this show man trying to get this thing up off the ground. How
do you How do you like coming home and performing? Are you ever do
you get do you have any do you deal with anxiety at all? I
don't you go on stage be cool. I'm not part of the new mental
health craze. I'm not, man, the anxiety from me hasn't tapped in
yet, thank god. Okay, but you know, come home do my
thing. Man. You know, I'm not saying that I don't care about
it, but I just I just relaxed, you know. So, like,
how did you get over? Like did you you ever have like a
fear of going like I did? I did. I avoided stand up comedy
for the longest. Motherfuckers my way around. It's like, I don't know,
because it's just different from happen to make people laugh and just doing the
ship. Now when you own the spot and it's I know that is like
it's like all right, come on with it. But you know, it
just comes to a point like, ain't nothing gonna happen. I ain't nothing
gonna have that that whole will smith and people's that's one in a trillion trillions
like that ship. Ain't nothing gonna happen. The worst of it. People
ain't gonna laugh, they gonna forget you was even up there, and they're
gonna move on with the night. And then the best of it, you
make somebody laugh getting bad, that's the best of it. So how when
you you did one before, right, you did it? You did a
show before? Every month? Are you doing every month? Show number five?
I think gratulations then showing up? Yeah, they showing up. They're
showing up. But I'm learning marketing is so important, and bro, I'm
swear up and down they coming. Sometimes you see it, sometimes you don't.
That's how I feel like. That's why I like my marketing. I
really need to get own that ship. You know, I think I think
I think I think we all forget or we don't realize that. Everybody is
extremely busy, like everybody, everybody got their own life, and everybody's on
social media, so they're seeing a lot of ship. They seeing what they're
seeing motherfucking Macy's ads. We still got to compete with Macy's target all type
of ship and they got last text they got. We never got last text,
Barbers. We got motherfucking people doing k we got everybody fans, and
that's how that ship. You can't beat that because I'm behind it myself.
So I'm looking to freeze exactly. You got a free the scripts. I'm
definitely not. I'm not funking anybody doing the free because they're gonna try to
make you pay for the specific video, the one that got the free end
of v I p now some of the free ones be lit. Some of
them do. I found out the free ones they gotta be from porn stars,
though they just answer, I want to see the porn stars I don't
see. I want for years. I want to see her, but I
want to see a bit that might want went to school with her. She
finally got one. I was waiting. I was waiting for her to drop
the litter. I heard somebody, my homie and Eldridge in Atlanta said he
he do that, but Ken said he followed the girls who he might might
have went to school with her. She might be a stripper or something that
I want. The motherfucking uh. The amateur porn people like, Yeah,
that's what niggas love. Underground hip hop every day everything mainstream. We like
to be God damn it, speak for yourself, speak for you. I
forgot you were nigga to be be lit. You gotta it. Gotta be
Detroit movies though on such an audiohead that I forgot. Listen to some like
you can hear the closest so muffled. Yeah, nigga here niggas don't need
it. Didn't even use a dead cat like nigga. I don't hear that.
Sometimes now I'll be hearing once you get into you REALI sometimes I'll be
hearing I see what this nigga book used to be talking about. But I
used to be sitting here like that. Nigga be posted some shiitty ship.
He got good video quality, but his audio quality my taste, my nigga
boogie man, that's my that's my designer is good thing in the audio.
What you be sucking up on? Man? I mean nothing. He just
he his his perfect his level of perfection just doesn't trickle down to the audio.
He'll tell me like it don't got to be perfect, and like,
but your video is this your graphics? You dressed this way? Why you
stop at the audio because okay, well get a book. Yeah that's my
dog. But Thanksgiving was Thanksgiving? Was you said you want to how many
how many when you come back in town for Thanksgiving the holidays? How many
how many stops do you make? I was trying to make a but I
was trying trying to I was gonna try to pull up on I was gonna
try to pull up on my cousin John Taynam. I get to pull up
with them crib. No, I'm not pulling up on nobody but one person.
So that is ship. Whoever invited me first this time of year,
This motherfucker motherfucker's waiting till like the week before to start playing ship. Nah,
somebody already hit me a month ago. So I'm not coming because I
got to get these money. I got to get these kids in and at
the car under three more time trying to get these motherfuckers in and out of
the car seats so and they and they so picky. So if they start
to eating, we can't leave. No, they already eating greens in Turkey
and ship like that. We asked, can they stay? Yeah, young
my youngest, my too oldest. Hell no, they won't go home.
They don't even like doing Shipkay. We was at we was at the outlet
Edinburgh. We got back. They be ready to go. They got everything
at the crib. They got when you got everything, when you got everything,
you'd be like. They have left for him a half my son,
my son got there and lost the shoe instantly tried to hear me with that.
I was like, b we just got here. Bron find that mother
fucking I tell you, because cakes don't it don't matter where she is.
She's taking socks and shoes off. I like, no, yeah, shoes,
I get socks, socks, niggas. She needs her toes, feel
around around electricity. She don't get athletes better. You'll out hey, I'll
be telling I like, are your feet gonna fall off? Itching? We
had a badass kid over at where I was at. I'm not gonna say
where I was at because I don't know if this person is listening to and
I got to remember everything. This motherfucker was so bad to me, like
you know how to like. They don't talk enough about parents feeling their kids
and when do like I can identify when a parent has failed their kid,
regardless of how young it is. I don't even just came out to if
if I see that kid and they act a certain kind of way, I'm
like, oh, he's feeling or she's feeling, because what was this kid
doing when you when you have a child, especially a son and a kid,
When you have a kid and they just walk past you and they brush
you and don't say nothing, he's had a a failure. He's head of
a failure because you because you don't have any respect for authority. So you
don't have a respect for authority. Were in the same house. You're not
to listen to the cop. You're not listen to the teacher. You you
just running you. I'm telling that he didn't want't want to eat food.
He saw cake and said, I want cake. You don't want He don't
want yams, ribs, he don't want. It was a good, good
sh mortgage board ship. He said, I'm here. When the motherfuckers addicted
to sugar like that. You see a ship ton of food and all you
want to sugar. Parents run out. Okay, we gotta eat this first.
You could tell what you could tell when a parent don't know how the
parent and they're trying to they're trying to flex like they know, like they
got but they're trying to public. Yeah, you ain't got No, you
don't be doing that. That's what I'm saying. This motherfucker running your mother
running you give him some motherfucking cake. I said, give them some cake.
Man, you might as well known citizens down and see wrong because the
motherfucker ate that cake and started bouncing off. The motherfuckfucker turned up. Now
you're get your ass beat by me. Whose house you never said, never
said, only went to one house, don't. I think the problem for
me is that people with bad kids are so emotional, and then everybody in
the family know that they are emotional, so they be afraid to tell them
about the kid. See me, I ain't got no relation to you because
this ain't my family. This is my wife family. So I figured.
I figured that. I figured that if it was my family, get this
little bad motherfucker up out of here. That's what I said. My daughter
bad, but she ain't like bad like my kids ain't bad, busy and
bad. They ain't breaking ship. Yeah, busy and bad, busy body,
that's acceptable. This motherfucker said. I'm not following no rules at all.
No, I don't like them kind of kids. And I won't mess
with the female for kids like that. One thousand. Well, I'm married,
so no matter what I'm saying, like, I can't if I can,
if I keep come on your house, and every time I come on
with your house, like the first time was cool, he's playing boom.
But every time I come up with the motherfucker he wanted to come in here
playing and I'm telling you talking about the playing. I'm just talking about No,
I'm saying like hitting you, like hitting you though, like you mess
with them to No, I'm just I don't. I'm just going off a
bad kid, yeah for sure. And they throwing, just throwing towards just
like I'm more so thinking about if you if yeah, he can do all
of that, But what does he do when you start to or she?
What do they do when you start to give them directions? Because if you
can't get control of this motherfucker, I don't want you trying to control me.
You can't what I'm doing if I should? No, you get control
this sign sitting in his room right, don't tell me when I'm coming home.
Make sure that room cleaning there. Make sure this motherfucker got a bedtime
that some I know oclock. Why are you up bro? At one o'clock
in the morning and you ate? What you what are you doing? What
are you doing? Cut the dawmn veggietails off and get your ass. That's
the problem. As soon as one video go off, you could just keep
doing this. Give me the tablet now you that how you sleep with the
motherfucker ship playing? I'm pissed because it's all the way in there, but
I hear it because it's loud than the motherfuckers. Her kids better not be
up when I get older. I can't stand that ship. No, you
sing in Atlanta, I'm singing with dating in Indianapolis. I ain't dated in
Atlanta. It sounds weird, but I date the home distance. Yeah,
yeah, Atlanta. I'm still like nervous. You gotta make show. Yeah,
I'll be telling the motherfuckers. I need to. I need to know
that we got some kind of lineage together, Like what school did you go
to? Did you go to Piking? I didn't go to Pike, but
I know I know motherfuckers that went there. At this point, we know
so many people. When I follow you and this say one hundred and fifteen
mutual friends, bet straight. Oh my mama, that be the ship.
Like moving out of town, I don't know nobody. I'm so tempted to
just go back to somebody I who used to fuck with. Yeah, Mitch,
I'm out here fucking with you. Motherfuckers looking at me like I'm crazy
because I don't like they like my thing. He must be new when you
walk, don't know Winter I'm supposed to know. Just you just can't get
the scoop on the motherfucker when you know, or you you don't. You
done got cool with the wrong nigga and this nigga being all the ship.
No you don't know thisigga. I'd be kind of scared because when do you
ever like a motherfucker could just erase their history and move somewhere and just becoming
a new person that gonna follow you. Bro, that ship, that ship
is going to follow you somehow, some way, only when if it's the
law or some or you like did something like that. But I feel like,
nah, it probably won't because motherfuckers do that ship. Motherfuckers move somewhere,
they are different. Motherfucker. Bro the biggest It's like like Nigga,
I was lying until you run into motherfucker that was in there with him,
Like, hey, no, that nigga said what he was any man.
Nigga was a bitch. But I would have heard that should have made me
change my viewpoint on certain niggas. Nigga. I remember hearing something about one
of my homies rest in peace because he doesn't pass. But they was like,
Bro, he was getting his ass beaten up because it's like because it's
like out here, you got that thing. So it's like, motherfucker's like,
I ain't fighting out here, and you gonna have ship in there?
Can you feel me? So you get in there? Catch you want to
fight me? Was out here, I was like shells my mama. Yeah,
that's why I'm nothing on. So I was in the generation. I
was in jail. Yeah, fu jail. Just when they come to jail
like j no, never as long as I've been, what's three days?
Okay? I don't really count. No, I don't because that made me
like, what you do? I didn't really do ship? I didn't really
what did you really do? Nothing? I just drove. You didn't pull
over? Nah, I pulled over. I just drove somebody somewhere. You
feel me? But good thing we had some faked out though you feel thank
God for faking. Y'all knew it, y'all didn't brother. The ship was
crazy. I didn't even want to go. They wanted me to drive.
I'm like no, so they like, bro, just come on, come
on, come on, and asked me, Oh my mama, they asked
me for dimner twelve hours straight. Oh shit, cousin. Yeah. So
they like, they like, uh, fuck it, you can just drive
his car. Boom, boom, We're gonna give you a thousand. I'm
like, you know, I'm eighteen. I'm like, oh man, this
was the first time I ever got locked up too. They like, boom,
so we gotta go to Bloomington. Boom. I'm like, fuck So.
There's multiple times he said three days. The first time I said,
I said the most. The most that was this one. You feel me.
Other times locked up a little couple of hours or something, I'll get
it wasn't nothing like My first time getting locked up ever in Marion County was
probably, I want to say two. I was in sixteen. Any other
time it was on the outskirts somewhere, some bullshit, some bullshit bro like
literally some bullshit. Every time. Swere to God. They just it's like
they just won't say little bread. They just want their little bread. I
pay it and they let me out. Niggas love breaking along saying the cops
only one I didn't break the law, though it looked like it broke the
law. I did have dreads, so that's another reason why I cut them.
Sh Let me get twisted up. How you like skinn too, the
you don't got go tee shut out. Yeah, that ship is ah.
I don't get pulled over like that no more. Though, if you get
you, if you all the time for no reason. If single people start
listening to motherfuckers, they be like, I just keep getting pulled over and
then listen to how niggas describe the cops. These cops is on bullshit.
Oh they would stake like the excuses that niggas be having for driving eighty five.
Na, that's the thing. That's what I'm saying. Uh, when
I had when I had dreaded, was several times I got pulled over and
I never got a ticket. Bro, Like it was one time. No
nigga fucked them, you know, fuck them. They pulled me over just
cuz Bro, Like when I tell you they harassed me. Bro, I
used to get I used to get pulled over, and they just go through
my ship and throw that ship everywhere. One time, I just got back
from school. Bro, just got back from school and I'm running through Harden
and I'm like, fuck, They've been following me, nigga from the east
side, Bro, all the way to the west side. So I'm like
I'm batching, I'm by, I'm by Aunty house. I'm like fucking,
I'm pulling over here. I pull over, Nigga. They whipped me over.
She come outside, everybody watching. They going through my ship, throwing
ship everywhere. And the next thing you know, they're talking about we got
a call. Shots fired on you, del Nigga, you ded the next
street. I didn't hear no gunshots. They just took left. Nigga had
my id in come up with some bullshit like that. Ship happened too many
times. Right when I was about to have Kennedy, Nigga, I pulled.
I go to the huge house to smoke and take a break because you
gotta have a baby in a couple of days. I go smoke, Nigga,
I'm about to head leave his house, about to head back that I
get pulled over. They got the guns on as a black man, And
so it's so interesting to hear multiple black men's perspective of cops. That's why
not everybody has the same but history with cops. But then it's like I
come my here and now it's cool. So but I always when I get
put over, you look like a thug? Do I then Yeah, what's
a thug look like? Though I wore big had dreads I had. If
you if he walked in here today looking like he did, then he would
look like somebody playing a spoof of a thug. And yeah, you probably
would have thought I went to jail or prison or something like that, and
I didn't. That's the thing, Like, I just always play sports.
I was, you know, I went in the streets. I just know
the street. I'm a hood nigga. Like when I left, when I
left, when I left to go to Atlanta after I graduated and I came
back, his dreads had grew so long and in the year and a half
before I came, or two years before I had came back to visit.
I'm like, bro, if if I didn't know you and have known you
for half of my life, I wouldn't be over here near you, right.
You the niggas that they cross the street for, that's like when they
when you hear that people crossing the streets because they see when I was just
known for fighting too, so you see the knocking niggas out and I ain't
start doing so. Yeah, I know I only got you for a limited
time, man, So I want to ask before we get up out of
here about your content. And uh, because we because we because we be
on Instagram like that, because we want your content. We know your content.
Uh. My question is when you go viral, when you get a
million plus, That's what I've feel like, it's viral when you go a
million plus on videos. You ain't got no titties in your videos, you
ain't got no ass in your videos. It's just pure. It's just pure
you. It's your personality, it's your charisma, it's all of that.
When you do a video, how do you know that it's working? Like
do you know is it something that instantly happens or is it something that oh,
you did something a month ago and it's now going is it? Because
how did that? So this silk one that went as well, it started
gaining traction, I will say probably a couple of hours after I posted it.
If I post something now and it gets I don't know, maybe a
couple hundred likes within the first day, I'm like, all right, it
didn't really catch that one that had like a thousand hits or like a thousand
likes whatever, within like the first couple hours. I said, Okay,
it's gaining traction. Right next day I woke up, it was like twenty
times that and then for like the next week. I mean it's just like
wildfire Man on both platforms and that on Facebook and Instagram. So I was
like, okay, I know this is this is one, this is one
of them. So when when they really called traction, are you ever at
tempted to are you ever attempted to try to recreate the magic that you did
with say like the Silk like you try to do another song? Absolutely?
Absolutely so. I for that one, I figured out a formula. I
figured out what worked. They like camera angles, the music behind it.
Everyone I heard this song, I seen that comment probably one hundred thousand times,
how good. That's like, let me go look this up folks,
tagging folks. I was like, okay, this is let me recreate this
formula. So with that one, specifically me and my pops, this song
dropped in ninety nine. This song dropped the old one. I figured out
a formula and I used that same formula probably four or five times for a
similar video in each one. I mean that Silk one was still the one
that like none top that one, but they you know a couple of hundred
thousand on this one, a few hundred thousand on that one. I don't
went viral twice and they was both accidental. And that's ben like with the
with the with the Champagne that was on Twitter with Champagne, that was and
it was really an accident. I think that it was so wrong. Bro,
I was already sucked up. I'm like, ship I got. I'm
like, damn, what's this one. I ain't never seen this bottle.
I'm thinking it's some liquor, and it was I was like, what the
fun that fizzle? I'm like so like that one, that motherfucker had a
million, and then the one we did with the raccoon raccoon that was two
million, damn. And at first at first it did it didn't do nothing,
But then I just woke up, nigga, I don't know what happened.
I woke up crazy. How do you? How do you? How
do you? How do your mention? And should be looking crazy? Every
with with that, with that, every time I refreshed it, it was
it was something. It was new every time, and every single one thousand
percent, I was just like if I if I if I post something if
I if I like, I'll go on academics page and I post a comment
and a few times have a fourteen thousand delete It was get there. You
start seeing them out tagging all the voice over people, Tony Baker and all
everybody, anybody that did it, and they was tagging them delete the comments.
Like the first time I went viral, like this is cool, this
is cool. After you do it so many, I was like, all
right then thee yeah, so many love Like it's kind of getting how do
you what is like? So now what is your like with the with with
going viral? Because I never really I never won viral. Me and Kennon
created something that he went viral, but it wasn't on my And I'm kind
of thankful for that because I don't really want to because I feel like if
I go viral, then I feel subject to have to keep recreating that or
I was thinking, I was like, damn do I keep doing and that
be the thing I thought. At first, I'm like, damn, I
don't want to get type cast and only putting out this type of content.
But once I got out on people like look, I got a bunch of
more ship that they're like damn, okay, you got a diverse and I
think that's my problem. Like with me, I'm like, I don't think
I even got the patience to keep doing that. Ship Like like how I
see people do videos. They'll find a video, they'll find that video and
just to do that video, they got to go to Walmart or they got
to go I got that case. That's why that's like yours too. He
did that motherfucking child care. When I said I was just about to go
up child care, he was like, childcare is dollars a month. You
see ship like that that Every time I'm in the car, I'm on my
way to work. I got a forty minute drive to go to work.
See I do, and I just like, let me and this time,
what can I do to get something? And those are my most viral videos.
Well, I'm just giving my commentary. I'm not and that's what I
need to learn. No actor and nothing. I'm just giving my my my
true thoughts. The child here, that's my most vibral video today. You
got five million that is related? Does that does that virus exactly? Is
that? Does that virality to help you with when it comes to shows?
And it does it has helped me a lot and has helped me a lot,
especially from that. And the reason I like doing the car videos is
because again it's just my organic thoughts, which will be the same thing they'll
get when they come see me on stage of character all the time, where
one more than something like that. It's like, okay, what you see
with this, Like they'll you'll like me giving my organic thoughts. That's what
you're gonna get on stage. The only thing that I woul suggest with you
in the car and you ain't gotta take my suggestion. Just by Mike and
I've listening to that, I was like, man, just ask me to
expect that. Expect you can have the motherfucker I got. I don't need
that motherfucker you can have it. But but but with that, it still
looks so because I started asking my nigga wrong from dam Tainment, like Yo,
what are y'all using the shoot? And he was like, bro,
this one like when Vine was going crazy, he was like, he was
like, bro, they're not even using phones. He said, these niggas
is using the camera, having a microphone plugged in their phone. I phones
and ship, No motherfucker's using motherfucking expensive ass sony cameras with expensive ass lenses
follows around and are you so we the motherfucker that follow me and got damn
my skits and moving around to pay for that? Buddy? I already know
are you are? So? When you do the is that? Where do
you see? Do you think me? I overthink? So? Are you
are you thinking? How far ahead are you thinking with content? Or is
it is it something you play now before at night before you go to sleep,
and then you wake up and be like, okay, in the car
we're talking about this but this or is it just something a thought that's popping
into your head. I do a little mixture of both. If I know,
like, all right, I'm gonna be on the road for a couple
of days, I try to plan out my content. Uh, the car
videos those are literally as is that I post on Facebook. Just get a
screenshot, I clip it and put it on the video as well. So
whatever my thought is, I'm all right, all my way to work,
I'm gonna do these two. But I don't really plan like weeks ahead.
Yeah I probably should, it'll help, but I don't plan that far.
Yeah, in the cars where most of random things my thoughts so this might
be very random, but I had to asked somebody this question, So do
not judge me or where it's going. You said that you can't. You
should plan, but you can't plan. You can't plan, but you don't
plan regards to the contest for weeks in advance. You might plan a couple
of days with her. Can you this is going to deal with women.
If you went to a woman's house for the first time to have sex with
her consensual of course, just making sure because niggas is consensual. Could you
could you or could y'all? Sit down? She got motherfucking R and B
playlist going crazy, food smelling crazy wine like set up, everything is laid
out, she said, Before we get to all of that, I want
to sit down. We know that we came here to fuck. I want
to sit down and ask you what is it that you want from me to
do to you? So she said yes, So she's gonna say, she's
gonna say, I'm gonna do you first, and then so do you want
head? You be like yep. She's gonna say, well, how long
do you want me to suck? You did? And then and then you
got to think about Okay, she gonna say, do you want me to
suck it to you bus and if if you if I do do that,
how long will it take for you to get da da da da? Or
do you want me to suck it to get And then she said, all
right, cool? Do you do you want to get on top first?
Or do you want to fuck me from behind first? If you could?
Do you want a syllabus? Basically? But do you think do you think
that you would be uh still in it as much as you would have been?
Has she not done that? I won't because I'm sitting here right now,
like miss fuck all that. Hey, I know what I want to
playbook, I give what I know. Yeah, I'm but my thing is
this threes are I ask that because I asked my wife that ship. I
asked my wife, Ay, you know your sonbody to come knock on this
motherfucker door any second right now? So when we only have three minutes to
fuck or five minutes to fuck, what do you want from me? Because
I don't want to guess. Oh, my mama, that's what I'm saying.
We've been married since twenty twenty, but we've been together since twent and
thirteen. So now my thing is I don't want to just get in it
like she want to just want she might want to know what you know,
I don't want to just come in here and just do some spontaneous ship.
What do you want me to do? And she was looking at me like
nigga, But I'm asking like, like, nigga, if you don't just
mother fucking I think you know, I don't give a fuck what you this
mo fucking pussy Nigga. That's probably what she like. I don't give a
the probably wanted to spotanity up. I don't give a fuck about none of
that to the point to the point where I I want some head. I
want that ass, Oh my, I want I want it from the back
and then whatever else. I don't give a three minutes because we ain't got
that. Why you just just do it? Hell, but you're saying but
you're saying no. You're saying no that you you don't I if if a
woman that you sitting there, look we're talking, I know what I know
what's about to go down? Yeah you so you so you can only fuck
if it's not rules regardless, But it's not really rules. You're just asking
the motherfucker what they like what they what do you want or what do you
want? So that's what I'm saying. But I need if you tell me,
I know exactly what I'm coming in here to do, because sometimes you
might be eating a pussy too long. You might sometimes I be like,
if you're eating a pussy too long, motherfucker's gonna I want that. They
gonna tell you, like depends. It depends on how good your head,
even if it's real good. Because the motherfucker real good. They dim her
after they came. Several times they won't. I had. I had don't
make my mind a bit. One time was saving up nuts like it was
motherfucking squirrel with with with motherfucking nuts for harvest. And she was like,
she was like, you do it the best. She was like, you
do it the best. So I want you to do it for as long
as you can do it, because when when we ain't around each other,
these niggas are trash. I mean, I do it till I don't want
to do it. You are you pushing me off? I'm gonna keep doing
it. Well, be careful, be careful that we were doing uh,
we were doing a black Widow episode and I'm gonna let my man's god,
I just want to get your opinion on this, because you're a funny guy.
We're talking about the diary. Black Widow Diary is a ten page script
about some fantasy ship and uh Sandre and they one of the writers she she
do play out. It's my dog. She wrote a play a script about
door dash sucking the door dash girl. The guy ordered, the guy orders
food, she comes, she opened the doors, he see her, She
give him his food. Boom. She come back to the doors like,
Yo, my phone, Uh, my phone needs to charge. Can I
charge it because my charger in the car ain't working. He's like cool.
Then next thing, you know, a couple of minutes later day in the
fucking I can't give away because I still wanted to listen to it. My
question is, do you could you fuck the door dash girl if you order
whatever? Down and down in Duluth And she pulled up and she find as
fuck and she come back and she she's like, yo, do you think
and it just happens dude? Could I hell? Oh yeah, why what
not? I'm just asking right man? Catch she ain't sick. It's just
what I'm trying to It's just a healthy motherfucker and right, yeah, yes,
if we're having to start having a conversation while she waited for her phone
to charge, and at leads to that God wanted to God wanted essential.
As long as it's that, As long as it's that, you're cool,
he said, She's fine. It should be whatever you wanted to be.
Right, we're talking about like this, ain't no motherfuckering a relationship and single
relationship relationships find she want to go, Hey, we can go, but
long as it's consensual. She started it. Dude, I don't ask that
because I don't know. For me, I'll be terrified to have bitches in
my house. So that's why I need to I need to know that you
don't get out. You on one, Let me go get your charger,
let me. I overthink, So that's that's just me. Let me see
your charge. Let me but I'll be on that ship you do death.
Overthink what? That's why. And that's why I didn't get the pussy because
I overthought you why you want to me? Where you handsome? No,
that ain't enough. I'm not that you just want to random? Was it
like I was with it? Y'all? We wasn't thinking about this am now.
No, I'm just I don't eivenu. I'm just saying you're freaky grown
men. Do you have the same sexual fantasies or dating fantasies or women fantasies
or I'll say, like the ideal woman type that you had when you was
younger? Or does it change? Has it changed now that the older you
get physically or just anything physically what you try to do or sexually like,
has it changed? I mean, of course what I was attracted too because
it was really mainly look was first as a kid like period before anything.
But and then I like big booty, so that was that ain't changed for
me. That ain't change. I'm still an ass man, but I kind
of like titties too. But but but you don't have to have those.
It's all about personality with me now, personality, sense of humor and pretty
ass feet if feet, yeah, I've never been I've never even I can't
tell you what none of these that never never looking, I can tell you
what all their feet looked like. Boy, I hate chip. Now pretty
ass feet chip, give me that would be I'm ju back then, No,
back then, I probably didn't care about it because I didn't suck told
the ship when I was younger. But you know what I'm saying now,
I'll be damn if I put a foot in my mouth and that motherfucker.
Yeah. My thing is, I think you know, when I was younger,
I had a different a different perspective. I didn't know why I was
dating when I was younger. Now that I'm older, Oh, I need
to we a team. And I don't know. I didn't know then why
I wasn't committing to women. I do know now, Like I was like,
oh, you wasn't it. My body told me no. You tried
to force my hand and I didn't want that. You hate me. But
now as I get older, it's like I'll be talking to my young my
young cousins, and I'd be like, bro, that ain't it that she
ain't it? And they be like, why everybody b that ain't it?
Bro? Like I ain't a team for real, And maybe she don't know,
maybe y'alln't know how to be on the team. But y'all, I
just wanted to ask those questions. Man, but nate, man, But
yeah, I still for so ye, but what if? But what if
she rates you? Two stars. I'm not rating I'm rating her. She
rates you. She rate your dick when you when you Now you ain't getting
no rate on your start. Now you missed that on your tip. You're
mad. Now I'm not saying you know what if I'm saying you sucked her
and you thought you did a good job and she left. When it's a
woman, I don't give a about already like I got mine, I didn't
even if it's a woman that I'm into, like, I make sure I'm
gonna ask them questions exactly what before you, But you can talk about me
bit you won't even don't look bad on you, but your supervisor know you
let her. Yeah, just gonna look. What's crazy about some of these
assaults is that I'm just I'm thinking about the sex consentual. Is that if
if if a woman come out and say, let's say you, let's say
you get how you get drunk and y'all do some crazy Yeah, ship,
you thought that's over. She come out years later and saying, y'all did
X, Y and Z. If you confess to that, I don't know
if niggas is afraid of confessing to the ship that they don't like sexually,
I don't want to confess to that because I'm not necessarily ready for the world
to know that that's what I'm into, Like some extra that Cassie was saying
about Diddy looking up extra large on the porn and like that. Yeah,
like, bro, I don't really want to confess to it because I don't
really want niggas and I'm a freaky ass frog. You know what I'm saying.
I don't want to confess to that. You know what I'm saying,
Like, that's that's just wild, man, I don't thinking that, And
that's why niggas do not open up because definitely, so I was like,
why the man are so afraid to open it up? Because as soon as
you get mad, that ship, that ship coming out. And I don't
care what you say, because women, once y'all get super emotional, y'all
can't it's wrapped that everything's out the window. Or you got a new nigga
and my how I feel or your emotions towards me are you don't give a
about it? Car Mama, you just once they move on, I want
to hear the motherfucker They different man, when women moving on? When a
woman want to hurt you. They gonna hurt they try to hurt you,
right, and then if you can't and then if they can't, they that's
they get the ship. Like that the thirty million. I ain't got thirty
millions, So I got where Where do your shows be at? Man?
Wonder you gotta go? You gotta go, right, yeah, I gotta
go. All right? What are your show? What do your show be
at? What time to start? And you do it at the same day,
every the same location. We're doing once a month wonderful bar and grill
and putting in the pike. I think sixty eight eighty putting in the pike.
Uh so on the east side. Pull up, It's gonna be a
good time. Man. You don't gonna worry about no nine cents stand up
comedy crowds very mellow at the fast walk crowd, is it now? No?
I'm glad you said that. I have seen all the nonsense of I'm
like, damn, I kind of want something. It's closed. I can
see they're gonna open it back up in January. Okay, all right?
The with that brand laughter because some laughter? Man, Well, like I
said, were fans of your ship? Bro? Obviously broke down your videos
and ship. I'm proud of you and thank you for pulling up. Brother.
Absolutely, we ain't philosophy, we ain't need more get one like that.
You're like, that wasn't the first one. We're out.