WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.280 --> 00:00:05.879 And they fasted for forty days and forty nights. Finally, one of the 2 00:00:06.000 --> 00:00:10.880 men turned to the men at the entrance and said, excuse me, have 3 00:00:10.960 --> 00:00:14.679 you seen our waitress? Hey, welcome to the Pudual Show. We are 4 00:00:14.720 --> 00:00:20.399 considerable nonsense ladies and gentlemen. Let's get sparities. Podcast podcams you know from 5 00:00:20.399 --> 00:00:25.480 episode forty nine to eighty with Joel and Wayne and Andrew's just some great, 6 00:00:25.559 --> 00:00:30.920 great bits. Hey, good to be here today, but for me, 7 00:00:31.000 --> 00:00:36.079 it's feeling great. But from what I understand, former President Bill Clinton was 8 00:00:36.159 --> 00:00:40.880 rushed to the hospital today. Shit, man, it's sad. Sad. 9 00:00:41.520 --> 00:00:49.039 I guess the doctors had to remove a breast from his left hand. Hey, 10 00:00:49.119 --> 00:00:52.520 I like to keep your a breast of things that are happening on Instagram. 11 00:00:52.560 --> 00:00:57.679 So my man promo shorts Mike E G. You need a theme song, 12 00:00:58.000 --> 00:01:03.320 mikey G promo shorts. Listen to him FCC Free Radio and also absolutely 13 00:01:03.399 --> 00:01:07.239 zero Punk my New Friends and it's beautiful young lady I listened to the other 14 00:01:07.319 --> 00:01:11.079 day on Instagram. Could probably be on YouTube wherever. I'll find out get 15 00:01:11.079 --> 00:01:15.719 some more information. It's a Pamela Parker, so check all that stuff out. 16 00:01:17.319 --> 00:01:19.359 And you know what, I like to check out once in a while. 17 00:01:19.400 --> 00:01:22.120 I like to reflect. And I remember my grandfather when he said, 18 00:01:22.159 --> 00:01:23.879 and I think you guys should rake this gin, get a pen, pencil, 19 00:01:25.000 --> 00:01:26.560 whatever, magic mark or crying or rakee this sign and get some paper 20 00:01:26.560 --> 00:01:30.920 whatever you need to get. My grandfather said, if we all like the 21 00:01:32.000 --> 00:01:38.000 same things, everybody will be after your grandmother. I remember when he said 22 00:01:38.040 --> 00:01:41.400 that, Yeah I did. That was when they were taking him to the 23 00:01:41.719 --> 00:01:45.599 doctors, all right, in a white jacket. Yeah, sign his arms 24 00:01:45.640 --> 00:01:48.079 behind his back. Hey. Whatever, he's a good guy, though, 25 00:01:48.599 --> 00:01:53.120 good guy. I was being interviewed the other day and during the christ of 26 00:01:53.159 --> 00:01:57.879 the interview, you know, he he asked, as a young boy, 27 00:01:59.439 --> 00:02:01.719 was your mother very strict? I said, ROA wait a minute, man, 28 00:02:02.239 --> 00:02:07.479 I go my mother was never a young boy. Uh huh. Listen. 29 00:02:07.800 --> 00:02:10.960 Writers are on strike. I don't care. Actors are on strike. 30 00:02:12.520 --> 00:02:15.319 I don't care. I'm just putting this stuff out there. I write this 31 00:02:15.360 --> 00:02:17.759 stuff, you know why, because it makes me happy. Hey, and 32 00:02:17.879 --> 00:02:22.599 soon your favorite part of the show will be coming up. Yes, your 33 00:02:22.599 --> 00:02:27.639 favorite part of the show will be coming up. Here's this guy. He 34 00:02:27.719 --> 00:02:30.800 decided he would want to he wanted to be a monk like me. Look 35 00:02:30.840 --> 00:02:35.199 at me, I look like a movie. And so he goes to the 36 00:02:35.240 --> 00:02:38.879 monastery and he speaks with the head monk. He said, I'd love to 37 00:02:38.919 --> 00:02:44.840 be a mark. I need something in my life spiritual, maybe help others. 38 00:02:45.800 --> 00:02:47.520 And the head monk says, you know what, Yes, you're in 39 00:02:47.639 --> 00:02:53.479 it, but let me warn you there is a vow of silence. You 40 00:02:53.479 --> 00:02:58.639 could only speak two words every ten years. And the guy, I guess 41 00:02:58.680 --> 00:03:01.199 you know what. I'm done it. I need this, I really really 42 00:03:01.199 --> 00:03:06.840 need this. Ten years ago by he goes up to the monastery, walks 43 00:03:06.960 --> 00:03:14.520 right up to the head monk and says food cold, and you know, 44 00:03:14.719 --> 00:03:19.360 the head monk says, okay, dismissed. Ten years later, he goes 45 00:03:19.400 --> 00:03:23.639 back up to the monastery and walks right up to the head monk and says 46 00:03:23.319 --> 00:03:30.759 bed hard and the head monks says, okay, you're dismissed. Ten years 47 00:03:31.120 --> 00:03:37.080 later, that's thirty years, he goes back to the monastery and goes up 48 00:03:38.000 --> 00:03:44.080 to the head monk and says, I quit. And the head monk says, 49 00:03:44.120 --> 00:03:46.719 you know what, I kind of figured you would. Ever since you've 50 00:03:46.719 --> 00:03:52.560 got here, you've been bitching yeah, but hey, we're not gonna be 51 00:03:52.560 --> 00:03:57.680 bitching because we have some great things you need to see on Instagram and TikTok, 52 00:03:57.840 --> 00:04:03.800 p d U La Pie, Padula Pie, great baking show, Pepperoni, 53 00:04:03.879 --> 00:04:06.919 rolls, pizzas, bread sewing and so forth. Right, then you 54 00:04:08.000 --> 00:04:12.439 got Pamela Parker on Instagram, probably on YouTube as well, and great music. 55 00:04:13.479 --> 00:04:17.199 And I have to remind you I bought my friend Mikey g on promo 56 00:04:17.279 --> 00:04:23.160 shorts, FCC free radio. We got my man. Hey, you got 57 00:04:23.240 --> 00:04:27.560 my guys absolutely zero punk. And if you're ever in Western Pennsylvania, you 58 00:04:27.600 --> 00:04:30.800 don't even have to be in Western Pennsylvania. Get online. Check out box 59 00:04:30.920 --> 00:04:36.079 Cars Cigars and behind box Cars Cigars is the Derell Distillery, Right, Derrell 60 00:04:36.199 --> 00:04:41.839 Distillery great, great, great drinks, great everything, everything's great. That's 61 00:04:41.839 --> 00:04:44.639 the attitude you should have. Every day. You wake up and say, 62 00:04:44.639 --> 00:04:46.800 hey, thank you for another day, and you fight and your fight and 63 00:04:46.839 --> 00:04:50.040 you fight to take on the day and hopefully you win at the end of 64 00:04:50.040 --> 00:04:53.680 the day. And guess what, sometimes you're not gonna win. But that's 65 00:04:53.720 --> 00:04:58.199 okay as long as you have a positive attitude and you keep on laughing. 66 00:04:58.879 --> 00:05:03.120 Ladies and gentlemen, Padula Show. We are consumable nonsense. Should I shay? 67 00:05:03.879 --> 00:05:10.079 Should hey? Where's Polly Christopher Paully? I gotta go.