Other than dragon, Time of Magic, Age of Mind, A band of
he will step up to the fight, playing the powers. They don't understand
who they fucking are wholly save the lads, Strachery altering in words. They
are West of the Ring cars as a dragons drag their powers combined. A
group of fantasy authors take on a sadistic GamesMaster. Will they survive? Let's
clap our hands and believe in magic? Other as a dragon? As a
dragon? Hey everyone, my name is Rick Wulterian. I play Silas Kane,
the absolute bestest paladin you're ever going to meet if it's opposite day in
real life. I write multi multiple series, including The Tomb of Bill Bill
Dead, and if you're on Kinda Bella you can check out Bore War.
Hey there, I am Emily Kaplan. I write under the name E M.
Kaplan. I write Josie Tucker Mysteries, a couple of the Shingles books,
and I have snuck in and written some of the character origin stories as
well. Tonight I'm playing Claudia, and I'm also wondering how many years into
this podcast thing can I claim ignorance? Hello friends, my name is Robert
Bevan. I play the role of Klaus Richter, the notorious Rogue. In
real life, I write The Cavern's a Creature series of comedy fantasy novels and
short stories, starting with the first book, Critical Failures. I also write
many of the books in our Shingles series. Go read them. Baking of
Ignorance, Hide Air. I'm Steve Weverll and for one night only, I'm
returning as Brandon Fie Master, Everyone's favorite sexually attractive monk. Unless you have
another one. Is there another one? Let me know about it. In
real life al right, books such as a Doomsay, Journey's with Foulestaff,
books that you can find on the internet, Salutations, Fleshlings. I am
the electric Enforcer of Ethics Metallicazam, although in real life I am Drew Hayes,
author of book series such as Fred the Vampire, Accountants, Superpowers,
and Villain's Code, which has a pseudo spin off, Villains Vignettes Volume one
coming out in June. It's three novellas set in the Villains Code universe,
starring the characters you know and love just doing stuff that's you know, not
in a novel and with us Today is M K. Gibson, who has
graciously given us his time to come in and host a well, I think
I'll let you take it away on the concept here. Hey, everybody,
my name's Mka Gibson, author of the shadow Master series beginning with Villain's Rule,
the Technomancer series beginning with To Beat the Devil, Hammer of Witches,
the series She Dreams of Fire, and several other series. And I'm a
friend and a fan of the authors and Dragons. They were gracious enough to
invite me to their nybecon last year. We've maintained contact and friendship and over
the holidays let me run a holiday special for them, and I had such
a blast doing that. I reached out to Steve and Drew and said,
hey, I have an idea for another one shot, if you guys are
up for it, since they were between campaigns, and they liked it so
much, they shot it down and wanted to go with something else. So
that's what we're doing today is going to be We're going to be doing a
good old fashioned free for all murder brawl between Some of them are beloved characters
across the campaigns, so this is going to be interesting. I have a
surprises in store for them. But see how they deal with it. And
uh, I'm ready. This is red meat for the fans. They followed
us for seven and a half years. I know it looked like we were
going to murder each other a lot, and it never happened. It kind
of happened about this as I am. I feel like I'm wearing a red
shirt speaking of bread. Old grudge is settled, all right, So if
everyone is ready, we're gonna start with Emily and with Steve, so with
Claudia and mister thigh Master, respectively. Both of you, when you go
to bed that night, have this oddest sensation. You both while you're not
hopefully not next to each other in your respective campaigns, and you can't shake
the feeling because both of you had a certain dream last over the last holiday
season, over the winter solstice or whatever you want to call it. You
both remember going to a weird place and there was this this no Oh artificer
that sucked your souls. It was a horrible nightmare. You kind maybe you
remember it, maybe you don't. Maybe you told your friends about it,
maybe you didn't. But that night, when you go to bed, your
head hits the pillow, and just as you start to slip away, shit
and you feel your bodies being sucked back into that place once again. Oh
man, am I dreaming again? What a waste of time. This is
even less productive than sleeping. I'm going to ask that the characters do not
move on the screen. Each of you wakes up, wake up inside of
a tank with that kind of fluid like Looke Skywalker and Empire strikes back.
You've got a tube in your mouth. You are floating in this viscous fluid,
and standing in front of you is this particular gnome artificial known as Grundle
Underjunk. Oh my god, I hate it. Grundle Underjunk is known for
messing around with spacetime fabric and pulling bodies from across the cosmos just to do
crazy things. And as soon as the tank appears, he sees Emily and
he's Claudia and thigh Master Eddie's overjoyed. Oh my god, it worked.
Welcome back, Hi, Do you remember me? Now while you're in the
tank, you can talk, so we're all on the same page. He's
got a flashlight in that owl right, it's begging for a weggie. Oh,
you can take one. Look at that guy. Who know he's sucking
that owl? Who? Who that too? Oh my god, Claudie,
it's been monts. How are you doing. It's been a while. Did
you enjoy your time here? But you helped murder the village? Murdering is
fun. I don't think anybody's ever been happy to see me come back before
that. Oh my god, you are a fan favorite. Once I started
like showing the recordings of the the the Arcane Imagery recordings of your guys's adventures,
my fans across the multiverse went bonkers. They loved it. They want
more. So I'm sorry I brought you back. You and the other guy
what's his name, um, Leicester Shakway. I brought him back to see
Hi. Hi, Lester, how how are you doing, buddy? Uh?
Yeah, I'm pleased to see me, Ester fantastic? So yeah,
that's his name, right, Lester Shakeway. Benjamin Abroller, I don't remember.
I just thought you of making no him noises. Man, I don't
know. I thought I could speak no much. But you just love stuff
is coming out your math. You were such a fan favorite as well,
because like once you were in that elf body flex in it and all that
crazy stuff Claudia obviously being the turtle. They love that crap. But I
brought it was kind of a downgrade. I brought two of your friends.
Say hi, this I Parsley. So what are your guys' names? He
comes down to you silence, and he stands in front of your stands in
front of your Your tube taps on a few times. Doom, doom,
doom. Do not a friend, acquaintance, albatross? If we if we're
really getting into it, all right, Well, apparently he doesn't want to
talk to me. How about this gentleman over here? Oh your law you
look very like dead? What's your name? Sir? All right, good
talking to you too. How about the robot? Now you you might know
the one guy we pulled it. What was his name? Lester? The
lesser orser or the sourcer. We brought that guy in. Yeah, and
he had high things to say about you. So that's why I'd like to
disclaim all of association. I'dwatually, I know it's not impossible, thought,
I would like to humor. I like him. This is fantastic, all
right. So you might be wondering why you're here. Well, this one's
gonna be a quick one. I brought the I brought the five of you
together for the greatest sport in the world. And that's murdered and you guys
get to murder each other. Now, don't worry about it. You're gonna
like you'll be fine. And when this is all said and done, you
can go back to your real bodies. But you can't leave until last at
least one person's left standing. Here are the rules. Once you're in,
you'll be in a starting zone. You will find a chest in there with
a valuable item, so you might want to hang onto those. You have
three lives, the one you start with, second one, and a third
life, so once you die, you can come right back, so be
smart about how you use your lives. These tanks will just regenerate you and
put you in so don't worry about that. And the very middle of the
arena is a magical circle that will heal you back to full once per life,
so use it smartly, and you know, just have fun, really
really get the vibe, feel it out and have fun murdering, because that's
really what this is a murder about. So are there any questions dying coming
back immediately? What a ridiculous. God, I know nothing about I'm starting
to fathom maybe I've dreamed about murdering my friends before. So shake weight.
Your friends over here at least? What are their names here talking to me?
Yeah, baldy, the sunglasses. Okay, you can you can just
say that. You can just say the attractive one. It's fine. Claudia
is over there. I don't recognize that lady. I recognize Klaus. He's
in the tube of fluid, which you know that's not new. I have
an enormous penis. Okay, well he speaks fantastic. So your name is
Klaus. Okay, fantastic. Now listen this and this gentleman here, or
the surly looking one all the iconography. Oh that's Silas Kane. I'll dimentioned
religion. Why is that bad? He just goes off on one. It
is impolite. Over dinner, well, do you see chicken in front of
you? You do not? I am never quite clear what you all eat.
Oh, well, fantastic. So, uh, what we're gonna do
is he's smooth and hellas, I'm possibly reflective. All right, So we're
gonna like, I'm gonna load you in here in a couple of minutes and
you're gonna be your opportunity to introduce yourself to your fans. Now, that's
a lie. I know who you are, Silas Kane, follower of Toreggs
Class Rictor. I know who you are. I'm just kind of playing it
up here. I just want to see. I'm trying to loosen to the
up because once the show goes live, you gotta you gotta play to the
audience. And they love you already. I've given them a lot of hype
about you, so get ready. Okay, that's understandable. Are we having
actual, like mute problems with Rick and Bob or are they just Oh,
I didn't even really know. I put myself on mute when you guys were
doing intros, and I didn't realize because I've been talking to you, like
trying to get you to say anything, and you're like, I I thought
you're just stonewallow me. Yeah. Yeah, and I've been and I've been
talking back. I was wondering. I was wondering why everybody was talking over
me. I was like, geez, rude. I was like, all
right, we gotta take a moment here. This has been a while.
I thought you were stonewallow me like in character. It's like late atings pluck
to a Silas Kane is shutting the fuck up. I said two things.
I thought you heard. Man. All I heard you say was penis.
So oh that's all he said. He said two things. They were both
penis. No, I was, I was. I was trying to say
I had. I had a question. If you can bring us back to
life, does that make you Torreg in disguise? Wait, hold on,
yep, I just said Torreg. Oh my toac, I can say Torec
again. A ship tag will smite you all. You feel this sinful scum.
I love this guy that I love the energy. Okay, get ready
for the introductions, and so your tank goes dark for a second. The
lights go dark, and the title screen pops up as if it is a
freaking video game. Ladies and gentlemen, Gruntle Underjuck presents Murder Brawl Bra Bra,
Bra Bra, staring this pack of assholes starting with Silas Kane silence.
Introduce yourself to the audience. Repent. Are you all die in the armpit
of storeg stench? I'm loving the energy, Metallicazam. Tell us about yourself
salientations, fleslings. When my ascension completes, I sha't be compassionate, but
not unforgetting dancy awesome, wonderful stuff. Wonderful stuff. Claudia the bear Lover,
tell us about yourself. Ah, this is this is gonna be fun.
I'm gonna murder all you fuckers. Oh, I'm loving the energy,
all right. Brandon THI Master. Hey, you guys probably know who I
am. All right, he's like he's he's hairless. Folks moving on.
Klaus, goddamn Rector tell us about herself. Not only do I have an
enormous penis, but I have recently acquired an intelligence score of thirteen. So
you know, watch out. I was there. It was beautiful, all
right. What I would like for the players to do is everybody just roll
a flat D twenty all right, okay, not not twenty metallic. His
animals and natural four branded fire Master URLs are very natural free hank tight here
real fast and like you kind of hear a chanting sound. I gotta put
these characters on the other map in the specific starting spots. So branded fine
asked character, we're multivers famous. You you bear a woman? Oh,
I will point out the allegedly Big Dick to beef over there doesn't like bears.
Oh, I have a question for you, GiB me. Um,
does we die and come back the new life? Does that reset things like
uh spells, key points, meta, magic points, etc. I thought
about that. Now here's the thing for the group. Fighters get to fight
all the time, you know. Um, so there's two of you guys
who are rogues, so that they have magic abilities like I think actually everybody's
got magic abilities, sept for Claudia, so if she doesn't have so,
but that's kind of the pain of the game. So I'll say this,
Um, you can choose one life out of your three where you can reset
all your stuff. How's that sounds very reasonable? I think yep. I
think that is the best way to do it, because now the fight straight.
Fighters can just swing a sword all goddamn day. I just want to
say, allegedly, Big Dick Silence, you have vigorously jerked me off.
No, I vigorously ripped you off. Hey, Klaus, this lady being
eaten by a bear? Is that any relation to you? I don't know.
I don't know either. I'm an orphan. Each of you will start
You'll see. You'll start within fifteen feet of a chest in a different room.
Now, when you get onto the map, I'll let you know I
did not create dynamic lighting, so you can technically see to everybody else's room.
But there are some doors that are opened, some doors that are closed,
some doors. The ones that are closed, you have to like pretend
that you have to take an act to open it or break through it.
Um any other questions on the map. Feel free dot murder brawl murder brawl,
murder bawl. And you hear people chanting dot dottin. That saddens me.
As we come back to life. Only I can die for real and
go to go to Torreg's side to be tormented for eternity. All right,
you are in your room. You feel the tension, you feel the heat,
you feel the readiness. Now all I need is everybody's like. Make
sure you click on your character first on roll twenty, before you hit the
H, before you hit the initiative button on a D and D beyond God,
We've got this. No worries, stolets rolls of twelve. Absolutely no
way this can go wrong. Yea, it popped up in my turn order.
You guys, should have a turn on right your screen. You do
in somewhere Metallic Kazam has added a fourteen to the turn rotation. Brandon fine
Ass has got a sixteen class rolls a motherfucking twenty, well twenty five,
but natural twenty because of the size of his dick. He always starts to
fee your heead and everyone else as as he doesn't trip over that fucking thing.
All right, Stone Klaus, You are in a room, as you
can see, and there's a chest in front of you. Your turn is
first. What would I like to do? Well, well, I'm gonna
go open that chest. Hello, chest. You open the chest and you
find one superior healing potion, one potion of invisibility, and one specially modified
sending stone. What stone a sending stone? Sending stone? Okay? Are
you just pretending to know what a sending stone is? I know what a
sending stone is commonly known and dany terms as a rocky talkie, So I
didn't know that. Oh okay, all right? Which one that was superior
healing? Just for everybody else's edivocation? If you happen to go into get
your chest, you find the exact same thing, so you can go and
cut off the time off right now. Potion of healing, Superior healing yep,
spurre healing. One, Potion of visibility, one sending stone. In
the moment you pick up the sending stone, it activates, so everybody else's
stone you could hear. It's they're always on and you can talk shit to
anybody else you want. They want me to hear you. Every all the
other characters will all have a sending stone. That is now you are now
voice chatting on a sending stone, so you can all just talk mad smack
just saying I got two chests in my room. Wrong character, I'm looking
looking at at only see one of room. I was choking, Oh talking
about my bust. Then that's three chest and that makes you the girl from
toil Reco's still one chest to look two tits on it wrong As far as
far as we know, you know what, that's fair. I retire.
I retire. You did great, good job. This is I have a
thirteen intelligent mind. You all right? So that's Klauss. Move Claudia.
I assume you do like oh, Klaus, you can move, you know
if you want to bonus action, do anything or move. Feel free you
have having much your movement speed is all right, I'm gonna step trust outside
the building, and I want to take a look and see how tall it
is. The building is approximately ten feet the stone the stone building there's approbably
ten feet tall. The circle around you is about twenty feet tall. So
the fans are just above you, kind of chanting down your names, like
yeah, yeah, yeah. The people who to the top north or like
say like they're shaking the band that says this is the house of Klauss because
your introduction, you got some fans over on that side. Sweet, Can
I see anything any kind of features on the roof? Uh No, it's
it's just a flat shingled roof. Okay, all right, that's enough for
me. This turn okay, Emily Europe Jingles now available on Amazon. Exactly,
you missed a chance to plug, all right. Claudia will also get
out of her room. She look around, Um, the little rooms that
we that we're in, are they climbable? Like they are the buildings climbable?
Because she would like to try to get on top of hers. You
can't get on top of them. You can't get on top of them.
If you want to, we can just say that you're I can always go
in and like change your elevation to like, um, whatever it is.
So put her in the corner and we'll pretend she's up there. Um,
is there anything she can see from where she is? I mean anything additional?
But you see this glowing portal here if you want, you peak up
to the door. A couple of bushers outside. That's all for now.
I should point out to the listeners, the Mere podcast listeners, if you're
interested in checking out the map she go to the YouTube channel is quite the
fun map. Do your best with the fits or the mind. But yeah,
I threw this in the last minute this morning because like I, you
know, you're going to a ball game. You want people to cheer and
have fun. So I was like, I quickly out of those in today.
So this is the house of Klaus. They say, yeah, I
love less to shake fuck, yeah, I love lesser shakewing. I think
of the tour where I followed hers palatins in the streets of warlocks in the
sheets, and that was my make myself chuckle. Today I'm like, I'm
a dork. Will you playing to the right crowd? Yeah that is true?
True? All right, there's the end of Claudius and mister thigh Master.
What would like to do? Okay, to sort over to the chest,
get my stuff, one the route Okay, can I see the crowd?
Oh yeah, they're up there. I mean they're just twenty foot up
elevated. They see you. A couple of guys like taking their shirts off.
I'm trying to flex for you to flex. Back roller performances pretty good,
like you see people swiming of all genders. Nice. Okay, well
this is a fairly realistic dream. That's as expected. I'm happy with this.
Okay, all right, So that's your movement. You did there?
Like I said, you two can see the portal here. Uh. Next
up is Metallica Zamuh all right, I will walk over to get the chest
and empty out the potions. Um and then uh Tallica Zam is not feeling
super comfortable. Three is I'm gonna burn to uh sorcery points to quicken my
mage armor and pump my AC up to an eighteen. Okay, fantastic.
So you you you are in charge of your AC. I mean I can.
I think I clicked it on you. So yeah, you yeah,
you should an eighteen there yep. Uh. And then movement wise. He
will step out of the open doorway, which could be easily fired into.
Okay, look at you thinking about shit? Well, spell casters need prep
time. If me getting my fucking maje armor spell thrown on as fast as
like silence. If you're feeling funky, you're up, sir, all right,
I don't like too. We'll go get my my stuff from the chest.
Will immediately launch into a sermon on the evils of on the evils of
combat for profit for all the year, and I will step out here and
look to turn to the turn to the crowd of onlookers, and I will
scream out, are you not entertained? No, you haven't killed anybody yet,
but we believe in you. That's good because entertainment is a sin.
And like there's three guys drinking beers and like look at sad about it and
like sorry and they start drinking again anyway, So way to kill the atmosphere.
All right, Well I will, I said, I will get about
here, and that's h in my turn. Okay, oak, all right,
top of the order, mister Klaus, you're up all right? Class
one, two, three, four, all right, I can make it.
Klass wants to go check out the glowing thing over to the U the
easternmost part of the circle. Okay, take your take your character over there.
Yes, the moment, the moment you get within touching range of it,
you are which round is This is the top of the second round,
so it's counterclockwise. You are up here. Damn whoa pac Man rules?
That amazing pac Man fever rules. So you went five two thirty. I
think you have five more feet of movement and that's the end of your turn
unless you want to use your dash or action to move again. Uh no,
I don't want to do that. I'll move there and be satisfied.
You want to like go stealth and hide behind a wall or something, Oh
yeah, okay, cool, all right, Claudia Europe. Did Claudia sea
clouds appear from the portal or inside? No, because since that's inside a
building, so unless you have line of sight, I'm gonna like I said
I did. I couldn't do a dynamic lighting because it's you'd only see from
Steve's perspective. So because it's easy one recording it, so I left it
all the way open. So anything inside those buildings unless you have a line
of sight through the door. You cannot say, okay, um, Claudia
would like to jump from her building to the other one. Oh wait a
minute, hang on, forgot you're on top of a building. Yes,
you saw him walk into that portal and disappear. Now you're also standing since
you're up there as well. You see in the very center, is this
glowing holy aura of like this this this circle is just like glowing whole,
holy and beautiful. Now the green shit bubbling around it looks and smells caustic
um, so it does not look good. Give me a quick perception check,
okay, sixteen perfect, it's not hard to tell. Like the plank
way over there, that's depth. Those wooden things are definitely covered in some
kind of like oil. So and give me a quick arcona role if you
are you profession an arcona Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, since you're
up there doing your roady thing. Fourteen you're not exactly sure. But there's
something magical about this particular stone circle that goes around it, but you can't
figure out what. Okay. Also, also, since you're up there,
each one of these four little things on the ground seem to be glowing with
its own kind of weird magic the shiny mm hmm. Okay, Um,
she still would like to hop to this building? Yeah, you can get
a running start, you can jump over. They give me an athletics role,
may show you don't slid off. Okay, yeah, athletics are acrobatics
or choice. Maybe be more comfortable with with ease you slide across it.
So how far do you want to go? This corner? Right here?
Teething all right, close to the circle, fantastic silence. Give me your
perception check twenty something's on top that building. Since it's ten feet up and
you're right there and she's at the corner, you can't quite see it,
but something's up there. You didn't see anything, Well, you left from
a building to a building, so that is not exactly stealthy. Um,
all right, so there there anything else you want to do with your I
mean, so that's your movement. Um, you technique still have an action
in a bonus? Do I have any line of sight on philist? You
do not, because he's up against the building and you're on top of it,
so he is I assume he's not ten feet tall, so he is
beyond your he's below your line. Okay, that's all for me. Fantastic
Are you standing up? Are your laying flat? She's gonna be like crouching
down? Got it? So okay, half and half got it? Okay.
Next up is mister thymaster. Hello, I scale someone girl, someone
girls someone. I didn't say anyone. Well, let's says the odie.
Can I kill the ode the audience. The audience starts yelling that dude went
into a portal and that chick jumped from a building to a building because the
audience wants to see blood. Shut up you. As soon as you say
that, Claudia, the one lady doing the furs murder sign hangs it action
gives you the finger. Lets say I can jump onto a fucking building.
Guys, fuck you, and then I will do that exactly, okay,
like as dramatically as possible. Give me an athletics role. Okay, here
we go. Athletic or acroba, it could be. It's the way these
buildings are the way you are, so athletics or acrobatics. If you can
parkour your way up or just sheer muscle your way up, I'm pocole.
It's always pokole. And so you get advantage. You did advantage on that.
Okay, so twenty five h you not only get up there, you
kind of do like you know, like back in the day the skater kids
would do the handstand when they get at the top, you know what in
the half pipe? Yeah yeah, before you set Yeah, without a doubt.
So you did the widespread of your legs. Look cool, show up
every bit of the bulge, and then you've got you crouch back there.
I know I will just bask in that. I wouldn't even look around combats
and side. From your perspective, you can see Claudia. I'll have line
of side on Claudia right there. Oh yeah, you know I preferred you
as a turtle. Probably me too. Okay, well, I guess we've
bad kept this party started. What can I do? How much movement do
I have? I don't know. I guess I will use my munk abilities
to just I've got fifty feet of movements, so you use fifteen to get
up on top the building. I'm gonna it's gonna take me two movements to
get over to the next building. Anyway, I would just did. I'm
still playing to the crowd. Hop skippity jumpy jump boom, tada, it's
me. You'll doom once you jump from that building to that building. Just
for the sake of narrative, give me either give me athletics or acrobatics fourteen
acrobatics. Okay, so Claudia, you see him, he sees you.
But that is the end of your movement unless you have something on a bonus
action you would like to do. What can I use it a bonus?
I guess I'll take dodge action as a bonus patient. Okay, so you're
gonna yeah, got it? Not a problem. Metallica zamuh. Okay,
Well, after hearing the audience starts snitching on everybod at his location. Um,
metallicism is gonna cast greater invisibility. Fantastic love it? What's a good
and the audience can't see God, there's so many extra after this give it.
You have to talk to me about how you added extra things to the
little emoji do dad, because I did not know that was possible. Which
thing you're talking about? The there's like bears and like monsters and stuff.
Um oh, the little thing, well you I don't know if you guys
ever figured out how to use it. Um, but it's the uh they're
ten rounds. Oh the little the little the wheel icon at the bottom.
Okay, so if you're invisible, I'm just gonna put an X on you.
Oh that's why I just put the little clock to track my times.
But yes, the X X is all good. Yeah if you so,
that's not dead for this thing. Whenever I put an X on get you're
invisible, all right, and I will I will use my movement as well.
That was just action. Uh got it? What is my movement?
Speed? Metallica ism Oh thirty good old good, old sorcerer yep, standard
medium sized humanoid. Um. Okay, I will come on out and just
take a look around. As soon as you walk out that door, at
that spot so right to your north, there seems to be a pentacle that
starts to like light up. Okay. If I exit and the thing starts
lighting up, I'm gonna go this way instead. Not a problem. It's
still the moment you got within range of it just starts lighting. No worries.
I'm just I don't want to be closer. My reaction would not be
to stay clothes, so what okay, not a problem. Okay, works
for me, okay, Um, da da da da. I was kaye
Europe. All right, first thing I will do is cast haste upon myself.
Fantastic, So that's an action, but it gives me an extra action.
Well, but you guys can't hear this because we're not playing it.
I was gonna play some battle music. It doesn't matter because you can't hear
anything on roll twenty anyway, so it doesn't matter. Yeah, I kind
of purposely turn off the turn off the audio and roll twenty, so haste
didn't pretend this music. I'm gonna slide around since I heard her on the
roof, and what do I see? Here's you see a holy symbol that
starts to light up when you get Oh, I'm gonna go step in it?
Fantastic all right, Um, nothing happens this round, but you feel
this pulsating celestial energy as you get closer to it, and once you step
in it, you feel like you just opened up something very precious and like
out of an invisible loud to be he because like ladies and gentlemen, Grundle
starts announced. We have our first extra audition. Thank you, Silas Kane
don't be here next round. We can't wait. See what we bring through
from the other side, and then I will turn look up since Claudia is
right there on the thing. Yep, go we close his parents fare woman
and fire an arrow and fire her a sharpshooter arrow letter. Fantastic stick.
I love it. How dare sharp shooter? So it's minus five so that's
twenty three ac. Yeah, that hits. Okay, that's twenty points of
damage because it's ten points for the for the sharp shooter. Yep, all
right, so that is shot by mister mister Kane. You have don't you
have two attacks around? Yeah, but this is this is my extraction because
of haste. So I only get I'll only get one weapon attacked with that,
I thought. Okay, So doesn't haste give you an extra action?
So the way the way it's it's worded that like that, that extra action
can only be used to take the attack, and it says one weapon attack
only, right, but it has gives you an extra action. You still
have your standard action. Well, my standard action was used to cast taste.
Ah track it. Oh, now I see the disconnect. Fantastic Okay,
cool, all right, So that is the end of Silas Kane Turntop
of the round Richter, all right, Um, do I have line of
sight on Claudia? No, because you're inside of a building. Yeah,
but there's two open doorways between me and her directly, there's this open doorway
here and you are behind a wall. But what about the open all right?
Do you not see? Yeah? That? Also, she's on a
roof. I would say this from you're okay, if you shift over one
slot, I'll say she's got half cover because of the angle she's on top
of the roof. It's an elevated position. Half cover. I don't even
worry about it. Um. Now, when I use my sending stone,
does that just automatically go out to everybody? Or can I talk privately to
everybody? All right? Whatever, Let's say there's a click button on the
side. Let's say there's a click bet on the sides. You can set
a private channel, so so I can't talk to one person, you get,
I will do that and say, fair woman, I propose a temporary
truce. How do I trust? How do I trust you? Buddy?
Trust me? Or not make the call? Yeah? Sure, let's what's
your idea. I'm just gonna shoot her? Oh okay, all right?
Sharp to be a quick favor. Both both Brandon and Silence gonna perception checks
because just because his calls only going to her stone, you guys are it's
like on speaker, she's holding it right there. Fourteen. Yeah you heard
that. Twenty You definitely heard that. Oh, welcome to the Stone doesn't
work for such a dick as usual. Man, I gotta be honest,
I'm kind of I'm kind of worried that Emery's gonna kick all of our ss
when next week to here in person. Kind of jealous, lady, I've
been the adventureman. That guy, if he is, he's never once proposed
at trees to me. All right, this is sharp shooter. I don't
think there's any reason. Now we've got sneak attack. Is that correct?
Like you just proposed a true story? You gonna shoot in the back of
the head. That's a sneaky as again. No, you alright, there's
no if we thought for a minute you weren't gonna lie. Does does a
twenty six hit? Yeah? I think it does? All right, then
I do twenty four damage. Bastard. Oh lady, you just got classed.
That wasn't nice. She called me a bastard. I'm gonna shoot her
again. No, hey, and what's your is your AC? I mean
if you want to don't know if you want to tell everybody? But it's
like I'm looking at there. Okay, speak a shirt. I got it
all right, using my bonus action to shoot again. Okay. Also a
sharp shooter up next on a very special side quest, why the women in
refrigerator tropes is bad? Yeah? No, shang bang? Does it?
Does it twenty? God? Does it twenty hit? Well, he just
took it from two. We saw a bear and like lost. So it's
thirteen damage. No, it'll be twenty three damage. Why Why a sharpshooter
sharp shooter? Yes so, and that's a twenty to hit out of twenty
five. Yes so, yeah, so that is a twenty nine minus another
twenty three. Yeah. Claudia is looking pretty mphoter pretty much ignores all that
cover stuff. Yeah, exactly. That's why I didn't care about the half
cover all right. Um and that uh yeah, if I can see her,
she can see me. So I'm going to use my movement to duck
out behind here and you can go into the portal. I could, but
I'm happy here I can. I got a big open space where I can't
see anybody, and that makes me happy. All right. That is the
end of Klaus Richter's turn. Claudia, you are bleeding and not looking so
hot. What are you gonna do? You are covered in arrows. He's
angry. Um Brandon told us to remind you. I will remind you that.
Just first sake, I'll do this for everybody. The middle of that
pit that's glowing circle. Will heal you back to full once per life?
Yep, she's gonna dash over there. Um okay, and you get and
and is the little bridge thingy slippery? Can she go all the way to
the center? All right? So you jump from there? You jump down.
Dotta give me give me an acrobatics world to make sure you don't like
crack an ankle when you land. Okay, all I go with like like
like a like a like a Marble movie three point landing. Do you come
downst five T fift T hundred and thirty. Uh, then you can like
use your action to dash or to dash across if you want. Yeah,
okay, Uh give me now as you cross it is slippery, give me
a dexterity saving throat dc uh sixteen okay, twelve, you instead fall into
this acid sweet and take ten acid damage. How many points today have left?
You can? Uh? So that was I assume that was your movement,
your bonus action to dash. You can use your action to pull yourself
back up onto the ledge. Yes, absolutely, okay, I will allow
it. I'd rather die in a pit of ascid, you bozos. Okay,
just let you know the acids not coming off, So the next round
you're gonna take half the amount of game. It might die in a pit
of acid, you bozos. It's it's thick, gooey assid. So next
round you will take if you survive, you will take five more acid.
Enaging a painful death is the most glorious stuff. Okay, that it was
Claudius Stern. Uh mister, oh yep, so we are now too,
mister thighmaster. All right, well I'm not sure the bed is suddenly sprouted
arrows and then jumped in a pit of acid is the immediate frit So did
I hear h Silas say die in a pit of acid or whatever he said?
Oh, you've heard him announce himself, and like the fans are like
he's right there. Okay, couldn't be more Silas if you tried death from
above it is. I'm gonna a spiral bum Silas and over the classic and
I'm strike for a fourteen that's not very good, and another one twenty four
and burning a key point for Flurrier blows spiff bath, not twenty and twenty
three, So that is I know, sorry, that's twenty four hits the
hit and I think the third one hits twenty four, twenty nine and twenty
three. Yeah, so to click the damage for each one of those,
I've double clicked that. So it's actually twenty four sixteen, that twenty twenty
four and that twenty both hit or damage to eighteen. That's rather disappointing.
What about the not twenty ye Oh sorry yeah, yeah, first, well
that's much bad. And I said first three, yep, you got hey,
Silas, we're living a dream. Where is Brandon on top of Silas?
Oh, you're literally on I super married. I am so running into
the added with you. I'm assuming, I'm I'm assuming you came down crotch
first, right, Oh? Absolutely every path of a monk's body is a
weapon. Okay, is there anything like that? Was your action? Your
bonus action and your movement. So I think you might have a little bit
movement left, but because you've got a lot of movement as a monk,
I'm happy where eh okay, fantastic Metallica zam Oh boy, I feel I
feel kind of bad about this one. But as they say on the reality
shows, I guess I didn't come to this battle to the death to make
friends. That's exactly what they say, one exactly. H. So I'm
gonna gonna do a fireball, uh, centered right here so it will hit
both Claudia and Silas and Brandon. Uh okay with the radius uh. And
I'm gonna use one of my staff uh fireballs because those get cast at fifth
level. I love it. Oh um, all right. Next, thirty
saving throws for everybody in the sixteen and that's a thirty four fire damage I
get plus two. So Silas, Emily and well, Emily, you're gonna
die no matter what. She might have improved evasion. Oh yeah, she
she can like if she makes a saving throw, then she can like dodge
it all together. So that is true. I have evasion. Also,
I think she made the save, she made the saving throws. I think
she has a. Do you have that skill? I think it's called a
if you make the saving throw, silence gets a twenty Uh. So I
think that's half damage for all yep, half to everybody who doesn't have invasion.
Yep. So seventeen if damage if you made the saving thrill and then
if I have evasion. Uh, if you have evasion, it's like so
if it's seventeen, if you did you make the saving throw to begin with
yes, twenty five, Yes you did, then invasion can half that again.
So you take half a seventeen okay, cool, Well that's not as
expecting. Uh, And metallicism will use his movements to leave the space where
that spill came from. It's faan dingo here, good old greater invisibility,
still invisible. You got greater invisibility, that's right. Oh wait, what
did you say with the material on the bridges was it's slippery? It's not
like flammable oil. It's like it's like cool, baby, did not know
if I had just burned our path to the healing bridge or oh nice,
Oh no you did not? Okay, cool, that would have been probably
a bad call. Long term. You take no damage. You use your
evasion reactions. So somehow you've managed to evade on that bridge. So for
the sake of flavor, when the fireball came in, you gripped the planks
rolled underneath it, just missing the acid to roll back up to the other
side. Exact compressive. It looked cool. Yeah, that's pretty cool.
If I'd seen that and my head wasn't on fire, I would have been
impressed. Okay, So at the end of Thecalica's Kazam's turn, this glyph
that he had gotten ear activated glows a little bit brighter and tooth ladies and
gentlemen, welcome to the stage. Hey horns, demon demon, Oh oh,
I might see him? A demon to pay from exactly where that fireball
came from? Whoa do do do? Do? Do? Do? Well?
That worked that well, fantastic. So you now have a demon in
play, both Silas and better everybody but of Klaus at the moment. No,
Klaus can see it too, So everybody is aware that there is now
a demon in play who's now on top of this infernal sigil. I don't
see it. Oh, oh God, you gotta do. Claudia is not
even that worried. He's got bigger problems, other things to worry about.
Covering it all right, So it was his action to get here, but
its being something from the circle. So next up is Silas Kane. Silas
looks from the demon to the Brandon, than the demon, than the Brandon
just kind of looks at Brandon. It's like, you're lucky these sharp shooters
coming up. Let me roll an intelligence check. First seven silence assumes that
perhaps the bearer woman conjured the demon. You know what, I love it
just ended. So he will shoot two sharp shooters at the demon and one
Yeah, nothing more silent than saying an actual demon being like, but there's
a person here too, mostly dead person to be fast silist. I don't
know that she didn't. I don't know a law about matching exactly, so
right right now, right now, Brandon, Well, let's be honest.
You're kind of you're kind of always the lesser, but now you're the lesser
of two of three evils. So first two to the demon. If one
of them hits, I'm gonna throw a divine smite in and let me hold
on because I figured you would. Let me just see if that does anything.
Extra demons? Fuck is it? I'm here? Come on, it's
a freaking basic pallettent thing. You are a basic pallet undead or is it
a fiend? It is? So it is a large fiend talking about me,
aren't you? So it doesn't extra de eight against that? So first
two against the demon? Okay, the sixteen misses because you mus you mightus
five, right, and the thirteen also all right? One to Claudia,
now you, I hope you feel good about yourself. Thirty points of damage.
God damn this body just you won't count anymore demons when she s this
board corpse roll over and start to sizzle inside the acid or something. Nay.
When she evaded that fireball, I thought, all right, I'm gonna
get the first deal. What which? What was your starting zone? Which?
When I start you in? Claudia? Uh? This one right here?
All right? So when your turn rolls around, you will remanifest inside
there at full Never come in out of the building again, foul demon.
I got took care of your master. Now it's your turn. Just the
most silas outcome possible, okay, dok So is that the end of your
turn, mister mister Kane, Yeah, I apparently still have Brendan's crotch on
top of my head. But yeah, that is true. You do explain
why you missed the first two m one, Oh shit, what I do?
Oh god, she's dead for real YouTube. I guess that makes no
fucking everything went blaque. There you go can be back accidentally hitting the leaves.
So, oh my god, Oh god, dude, where did I
go? Where did I go? A capricious at the end of At the
end of Silas's turn, we have and started coming from the celestial realm is
a death packed angel and this uh angel pops out of that spot where you
guys are at right, where the three of you are. I can put
it on top of them, put it slightly to the side. It is
a large angel, and Silas give me a religion role. It's here,
It's here to help. Yes, smite me first. Definitely here to help.
They are lawful evil and they want to kill all sinners, and everything
to them is a sinner. Yes. Oh Jesus, does that sound familiar?
Yeah? Can look kill us all? We all deserve it. They
made a Silas like in Cannon. They made a Siluce. Yeah. This
is the best dream ever. This is definitely not my dream. Well I
know who I'm rooting for, all right, So I will put the angel
in at eleventh. They will go after Silas. At the end of this
round wall of fire, fire, fire, cool, everybody within fifteen feet
of the outer wall takes twenty two fire damage. At every spell inside the
arena is dispelled. This dream keeps getting better. I can the evasion day
inside. You haven't manifested back, yes, so you're just fine that when
your turn rules are back around, the turner will just keep the initiative.
That's when you remanifest. So everybody within fifteen feet of it, he's gonna
like, uh, it's it's kind of like this is an all or nothing
because it's like there's so much fired, there's nothing to escape from. There
is no restreet. So you take twenty two fire damage unless you have a
spell or something like that to deflect it. What about a rogue evasion thing,
Uh, there's no there's there's no saving throw to get around this.
This is just flame everywhere at once. All right, are we doing our
own hitpoints? Yes? Please? So he said twenty two, Yeah,
twenty two fire damage. It's so radical we've all died and god the hell
it's glorious. I feel like I'm trapped in a eighties Heavy Mail album cover.
Hang on here, I can't. I can't get rid of the wall
of fire truly, truly, this is this place is a construct of the
gloria that is Dorac. It does look pretty badass. I mean, yeah,
yeah, yeah, it was meant to look cool, but now I
can't get rid of it. Well, guess you guys are just don't fire
forever. Now you sound like an infomercial, which does feel like a specific
enough problem to be an infommercial issue. I do feel like a Wike on
an infomercial. There's got to be a better way. I don't want this
much ring of fire. Does We're in that meme? This is fine,
Just slap some flex tape on it. Are all the obvious men pers burning,
Oh they are, that's a thing. There they are. And you,
for the people who can fly. You'll know that the ring of fire
goes into a dome approximately eighty feet above you. Yep. I think the
ring of fire is here to stay until I do something else about it.
So so we'll just say the fifteen feet around the fire. It's just now
on. These are happy accidents, but the signs stay because they were made
with specially used So yes, well that's what I get for being in the
cheap seats. The best seats. They would best seats, They were the
best seats. I will say that you can get just to the portals and
not burn if you want to. All right, So top of the order,
class rictor you're up, all right, you can hear me? Correct?
Yes, good, good, start on two, three, four,
five, six. I will come out here. I'm hoping to see Clondia,
but I see nothing, and so let's see Silas and it looks like
a target. Brandon's on top of my head. You don't, I will
say, you see Brandon, you see Silas. You see a ten foot
tall angel and a ten foot tall demon. Well, um, I'm gonna
shoot the one that man handled my Johnson. I should point out that me
and Silas combined her like nearly twelve foot, So it's gonna point out class.
If you die again and jump in my body, I'm going straight into
that acid. Pretend I did that, all right, I'm gonna shoot him.
Let's see and sharp shooter. Here we go. I old shumps nine
does a nine hit as usual? My like you know my uh my silence,
I guess my, my, my, my anti cloud shield is up.
All right, well, I got one more shot at you. All
right, here we go and Brandon is on top of him, so goddamn
it. All right twelve hoy, now we're returning to four. No,
that would really hurt if you hit me. I'm not I'm not trying to
take his mask off. I'm just trying to shoot him. All right.
Um, with my remaining movement, I got my winged boots, I would
like to fly on top of this building. Okay, now remember, yeah,
just stay away from the edge of the flames. I thought the flames
were gone, but you just couldn't figure out how to turn it off.
I mean they're still there, actually there. Let's say yes, aft,
So let's say that fifteen like fifteen feet, so anything along this this like
five ten, fifteen. You're fine, You're fine, You're getting you're sweaty.
I'll say that you definitely got some grundled sweat. That's always the case.
Okay, all right. Uh, by the way, when you were
within ten feet of this one, this uh portal also starts to activate.
Yeah, just let you know, like that portal seems to be a dark,
swirling mass of tentacles and pain. Yeah, just right, we are
nut going to get to kill a chiv. The crowd is going nuts.
The burning corpses are still, of course the nuts getting there a fire.
Oh yeah, no, it's it's it's the weirdest thing. They're like.
Even this little baby up here, he's like he is on fire and he's
still like, yeah, it's my favorite. I love these guys. Class
is the best shoot that bitch, you know. So why articulate burning baby?
Thank you, mister Thimaster, I love you too. So all right,
h next up, Claudia, you have recombobulated. You are back,
son of a back in the same dream. So if she if she goes
to this little portal thing here, will she get any like damage from the
fire? No, you can just get to the portal. I'll say that,
you guys can just get to the portal. I'll take any damage.
Um. And so we we have invisibility potion. Is that correct? Or
just yes? You can chug the moment you do in action, it'll become
visible. All right. Okay, So she would like to go to this
portal, sprint towards the portal, and go through it or in it or
whatever. All right, you go into that one. Yeah, okay,
so you go to this portal because now it's clockwise, damn it. You
come out here and you can see Klaus Richter just from that angle. No,
no, Clauss is on the roof. Oh, never mind, he's
on the roof. Nice. Okay, you can smell Klaus room. I
will say it spits you out. So you're just outside of the flames.
So you're right there. Okay, there's probably a snail trail leading outside from
Claus rich You know, I have no grounds to talk. I'm probably still
charred from I don't know. Um, okay, does she have any action
movement left? Do you just went? Would you? How far did you
move? Let's see here? You went to in here? So you went.
I just it was like your action. Yeah, it took you sixty
feet to basically get there. You have like a couple of feet left.
If you want to use your bonus action as a road to move again,
you can. No, I'm in a stay. You can because you've got
your you could use your action to move, your movement to move, and
then because you're a rogue, bonus action awesome moves, so you can move
like a total ninety feet he can't. She chug her potion now. Yeah,
by all means, I'll love this. I'll let you do. Is
a bonus action. Nice done. Okay, not a problem. You are
now invisible. Oh but metallic exam is not. He is not. Oh
that's right, good call. Wait I'm not no, because like when the
ring of fire went up, it dispelled all spells active spells. Oh oh
that really sucks for me. Let me get rid of my little clock timer.
Also, you're on fire. Yeah, that's less of a problem.
All right, Brandon, thyme master. It is now your turn. You
have a You have a silas under you, and and a piste off angel
to your left. I feel like I gotta catch them all, so I'm
gonna flip off Silas's shelled. Is gonna see what this have a one does.
Maybe it's a good thing, and go down to this green glowing gift
down here. Fantastic it begins to active. You hear sounds of clanking metal.
That's probably like it just sounds it sounds like a basically like you know,
uh Rick would appreciate this. It sounds like like Cybertron coming alive.
Oh good, this is this is probably good. Now did you disengage because
silas you get how did you move down there? I'm gonna I burn my
umtho, yeah, and that that negates um tax opportunities. That's correct.
Okay, we are good then, alright, so metallica zam. It is
now your turn. All right, Well, first order of business is getting
away from fire for fifteen feet. I think this should be. You're fine,
everything all right, and I just lost all of my defense, so
I gotta I gotta burn some rounds recasting. Shit. Um, sorry about
that greater invisible and you are now invisible again. There you go already,
and I will use my next fifteen feet of movements to just get a little
bit further from all that jazz. Actually we'll get to write here where I
can pop out and snipe that demon next round when I have some action left.
Uh, and that will do it. Still very much invisible. I'm
sure that was another combatant, you know, guys. Okay, that is
the end of your turn. Now it's the devil's turn, and the closest
thing to the devil that he sees is branded thigh Master. So let's fly
sixty feet. He's going right over to you, chump. Now he flies
over straight to you, and he is going to do a multi attack.
He is going to hit you twice with his pitchfork. Thirteen I assume missus
and missus seventeen also misses you forked up, dude. He did four cups
and he's like, well, uh, he just he smiles at you and
flixes a flick. Yeah, and that's that's the end of the Demon's turn.
That's really he's got a multi attack. That's about it. Get to
meet you too, brandom demon. He says some things an inferno and aside
your head, like using telepathy you here, like, hey man, you're
looking for Yeah, I'm just saying if you're do anything after this, you
know, oh, I kind of gestures down. You're not going to be
a life after this. We'll see, buddy, We'll see all right.
Um at the end of the Demon's turn. Next episodelens Kane all right,
attempting to go after the demon, but I have this evil angel here,
so it's a bonus action. The first I'm gonna do is cast the vine
favor, okay, and that basically that empowers me with the vine radiance,
So every every weapon attack I make does an extra one D four radiant damage.
Got it. So this guy, this thing has an attack chet.
So I'm going to back up a bit since I don't think it's threatening me
yet. You left its attack, You left it space, so it's gonna
well, well, well it only appeared, so doesn't need to do something
to threaten. Uh. Well, I mean you left his you left his
his uh his melee reign. Well, well know what I'm asking. What
I'm asking, isn't I can't remember that's a pathfinder rule or not? That's
I think that's a pathfinder rule. Yeah, you're just leaving. If you're
leaving his space, he gets an attack of opportunity. Okay, okay,
so yes, it must be a path I've never heard of it. In
a try to scythe you, I think that's gonna be Jesus so yeah,
yeah, Jesus total Yeah, so Jesus Christ. So yeah, thirty eight
total damage and then twenty six. Yeah, so let me see critical.
I step away and he pretty much just cuts me in half. Yeah god
name wow? Yeah, So is that both of them together then? Because
the critical damage? Yes, because that's so, it's thirty eight and twenty
six. Yeah, finally God has killed Silence. He should have done it,
many dies, he screams. Partly, God has killed Silence. I
mean, did you think you're gonna say Tonic that many times and get away
with it? Fucking angels stealing another one of my kills. Yeah, it's
sixty four total damage. Well, the thing is like like Rick had sent
me a message saying, hey, just let you know some of these guys
can crank out fifty sixty hits a points around they get lucky, so you
might want to be careful. I'm like, okay, So when I said
I made the creatures like, I'm like, what's their max potential if I
tweaked their hit points a little bit? Like? So I guess to duh,
Yeah, I probably asked for that one. I mean, you could
have disengaged. So what are you down to that that that that kills the
funk out of me? Yeah, he looks like right now, I can't
imagine. All right, So the death backed angel for this like a flavor
reaps you and like you hear your like your body splits in half. You
hear like yes, and and the slow dramatic clapping from Kalaiu's reaction. Yeah,
it's kind of like it's like it's like Street Fighter, you knockout Chung
Lee, like ah so um so yeah, you are a total of ninety'
push you back there for your second life? And which building did you start
in? I forget I started here. Okay, so you are inside that
building when your turn rolls back around full heels up in a market in the
front range of the death Angel, I'm in a building. No, you're
on the other side of the wall. It doesn't know you're there yet.
I don't know. Okay, this might be faster than we thought. It
seems like they mean business. The question here how long can Silas keep from
screaming yeah or having a like an orgasm? I don't know, Like this
was the best thing that ever happened to his life, you know? Okay,
that's end a Silence's turn. Angel went so Klaus Richter, oh,
hang on at the end of the turn, I'm sorry about to do this
again, guys. All right, So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna
see if I can get Please don't stay on the map. Please don't stay
on the map. All right, Uh, wall of double fire. I
put on the map layer. It should show up. So there we go.
Everybody inside or within within. If you are in it, it's bad.
If you're within five feet of it, you take half the damage.
You have not re you have not recombobulated yet, so don't stress. Uh.
So we're going to take uh eighteen lightning damage. Geez, this does
have a saving throw because it is a something that's like you can actually dodge
a DC sixteen. Okay, right, it comes to day like exam,
you are a adjacent to us, will give me a saving throw DC sixteen.
You would only take nine if you fail, or four if you um
what what kind of saving throw? Oh? Dexterity? Um add two to
this? Uh well, I'll check and see if it adds in. But
my staff of power should be adding to Okay, probably isn't gonna matter.
I see. That's why i'd unculled staff of power, because you never know
when it's gonna lay you down like that. Yeah, I got twenty three.
All right, so you succeed, so you only take nine. Lightning
damage doesn't have anything on this so oh if you have you succeed, then
you're fine you have, you have evasion, then you know damage. Yep.
Okay, who's that body in there? How do you get there?
I have no idea colitis, old buddy. Yeah, charge the arena.
Oh that gotta I think it is. There's always one drunk streaker, all
right, So the devil needs to make a dex charity saving throw. Let's
see on them the dexterity sage. So he's going to take the whopping eighteen
lightning damage. I told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm
the best there ever was. Like I've been called dead in Georgia, he
says, all right, um, da da, that is the steps into
the round angel, top of the order class Richter. Okay, I don't
know what happened to Silas. I've been excited about going to shoot him to
death. So I will fly until I can get a line of sight on
where he was. Okay, you fly up, and all you see is
the death packed angel and his corpse right here. God step away. That's
the second kill that has been stolen from me. I'll put a corpse right
there, all right. Um all right, Actually there's half of them.
The other half is over here somewhere, all right, well, I don't
have I don't see anybody else, so I guess I'll I'll just shoot that
angel. Um question. Yes, now, silence is technically within five feet
of him. Does that count for sneak attack? Uh no, he's on
the other side of the building. He's not he has not recombobulated yet,
and he's not a threatening location. Okay, Yeah, I was just trying
to cheat. I understand. All right, Well, I'll still take two
let's see five, ten, fifteen, twenty right, playing a room.
All right, still take two sharp shooters at that angel because it's pissing me
off. Not a problem. All right, here we go. I bet
the angel would have been able to take my mask off as well. Well,
it looks like my shitty rolls have not stopped yet. Minus fives thirteen,
Yes, yep, all right, one more. This is where your
new and improved hang crossbow plus three and it's kind o here we go,
Here we go, Here we go. Wait all right, bated breath,
mate, bated breath. Twenty six. Yeah, it is going to hit
so fourteen piercing, No, twenty four, twenty four piercing. You're right,
minus twenty five the sharp shooter, Ye lass is consistent about one thing
and one thing. Oh what is that sharpshooter? You always Yeah, well,
I mean I play on my strengths. Well that's not entirely Yeah,
the last Q episode you play the strengths fifteen percent of the time. There
is to just get old fashioned playing to weakness, all right. At the
end of is at the end of your journey, mister class um, Well,
no, I would like to stop flying and land on the building and
uh not be within side of that angel. Okay, so roughly where you're
at then, yes, but on the building flying around. Yep, you
are on the building. You got it. Okay. At the end of
your term, because it was the previous round, we have a new contestant
from the denizens of the under planes. Ladies and gentlemen. It's not dungeons
and dragons without a beholder. Whoa, because that's what that's what you summoned
when you got near that thing. So oh shit, yeah me, yeah,
because you got near that one thing that one time and behold o wrong
character and yeah, behold wonder Okay, so a George ther beholder is I
don't want to know what it's all oozy dicks it is gross all right,
and you see descending there we go. He is summoning sickness. So he
does nothing this round. Okay, next up, Claudia. Um, did
you say that going through the portal will remove the invisibility? No? I
did not say that. This feels like a trick. Um. Actually she
wants to She will meander out. I said doing an action like attack or
with a spell will remove the invisibility. That is just movements. Okay,
she will wander out, sneak around here and take a gander at the Angel
of killing Silas stand me. You are still invisible, then you definitely.
Then you can definitely see the angel and it does not react to her at
all because of the invisibility. It doesn't. Well let me see it's got
true site. Does that see through invisibility? Yeah? Yeah, then it
sees you coming again. She's going to back up. It's like being not
afraid, actually no, scratched at be very afraid. Hey, I've already
died once, so you see what I did that bad and be crazy,
that's afraid. Oh, let's see, she's get back here. She's going
to She's just gonna linger for a minute. Okay, did you have to
let it did what wamp wamp that joke? Sorry about that? All right?
I see that's the end of Claudias. Okay, Next up is mister
Thighmaster. I gotta say to devil, I know we were just smacked talking
a bit of that Angel looks pretty terrifying you if you've got beef for that.
It seems like you might have natural beef with that. Ironically, we
have the same alignment where we that you know, her name is Beth.
We've gone out on a few dates. Oh see, Oh I know,
what can I say? You know, and she does really messed up things
and I like it. Okay, right, well I can't compete with that,
and I shan't compete with that. I'm gonna punish this demon twice in
the face and then I gotta run away for eighteen eleven eighteen hits and eleven
missus boop fourteen sounds good. You you you blood like black demon or or
ichor orwever you say. It's stuck to your fist. It's gross, it
smells bad, but you definitely gave him a bloody nose. How fun?
But yet Dominatrix girlfriend to a bunch of sex widows by step at a wind
and leg it to where this portal is. Okay, do you go through
the portal? Yeah? I think I can make it to the poll.
Okay, sounds good. Okay, let me see. This is an even
number, round counterclockwise. Go to the south. Excellent. I believe that
is the most you are inside this room. Yes. Yeah, spits you
out fifteen, so you are now fifteen feet away from the edge. You're
not technically taking fire, but you are sweaty. That's way, It's fine.
It's the natural body oil. Yes, all right. At the end
of thime Master's stern, it is mister Kazam. All right, metallic Kazam
is going to first and foremost burn too more or Sorcery points to quicken cast
his major armor. Okay, get my ac back up because there's all kinds
of shit out here, and I don't want to get immediately murdered. Uh.
And then he will carefully keeping away from that. Uh do dad?
Uh come up here and just poke his head around the corner real quick.
Told the dead and step back, because told the dead it does not any
kind of trail. It well, it creates an auditory sound that like a
big gonging sound. So everybody hears yes, um, and I see and
it's against the death packed angel. Correct, excuse me to the guests,
the hornorn devil. Okay, and that what kind of saving throw was that?
It is a wisdom throw of sixteen? Here. Let me if I
think if I cast it eighteen? Uh, okay, I does it do
nothing? I think it does nothing and does nothing. It's it's an all
enhing cancer, but pretty good. I was when we were playing that one
we're playing that one shot at the convention Brass. He was next to me.
He kept trying, told that goddamn dead over and over. So yeah,
all right, it's unfortunately nothing happened. A big going going, going
going. Everybody here's it. The burning crowd loves it. I mean their
eyeballs are popping out, hairs on fire, but they are just still applauding.
It's kind of nasty. It's a good crow. Okay, Yeah,
it's it's it's like, yeah, it's like a metallic video going on right
now. So yeah, uh, to end of your turn. It is
now the Devil's turn. He can't see anybody, but he does see Klaus
is up on that roof. That's the only person he can kind of see.
He will fly up. Actually, what I'll do this, He'll fly
up to the train. He'll go up out of his out of his sixty
feet, he will go thirty feet in the air. So he's gonna fly
up thirty feet. The only person he can see is Klaus Richter. So
he is going to hurl flame at one hundred and fifty feet to hit and
try to attempt to hit Klaus twenty six. I think hits for eleven fire
damage. Yes, that hits. Oh shit, you do have the absorbed
elements spell? I believe what does? Holy shit? I'm sorry? Hello,
yes, all right, he hit me up for eleven? Yes,
okay, would you like to use one of your skills to indicate part of
that? Not yet? Um? Oh wait wait skills skills? You say,
what are these skills? Speaking? Well, I thought you were talking
about the spell. Yes, I was. I apologize for if I accidentally
outed you so uh makulpa, No, I'm sorry. I just blacked out
there for a bit with the with the tech um skills like evasion skills oh
no, like magic? Oh no, no, I don't want to just
magic it. Okay, cool? Thank you again. I apologize if I
outed you by accident. So I thought you shared with your friends. I
am the dick anyway, I don't. Yeah, we just didn't know that
he remembered he had. Yeah, I do remember, Okay, because we
had Okay, because we had talked about it during his Okay, it was
like we had talked about it. Turned his recreation wizard levels for years and
years. Can't stress that enough? Oh, fair enough, Silas Kane.
You are reborn now, he was always reborn, been spat out of hell.
Now to go try to regain it. Okay, turning hit this way
you walk into If you're accidentally walk into Claudia, something's there, I will.
I will use a bonus action to cast branding smite and try to fire
at it. I think you accidentally did a no no touch. I dig
what is it with you and the bear lady? Man? All right?
So fire give me a shot of disadvantage because she is temptress now to attack
the woman who wronged me. Yes, that's right, because these are two
These are two regular shots, not to a sharpshooter. What you kill me,
and they will be a disadvantage. This nineteen and sixteen, they both
hit. Actually, you know it, My request is actually seventeen. Okay,
so how is it? Okay? Then, so this first one hits,
but she does not become visible. Oh no, it's branding smite.
Hold on, I will show you the thing. Yep, you're right,
you're all right. So basically you get hit by So actually technically the second
one wouldn't would come in without disadvantage, so the first one would. The
first one hits. Hold on the first one, there's a crip. The
nineteen hits. Yeah, the nineteen hits. So the so the first one
and so the first one basically does fourteen damage plus five radiant. The radiant
sticks to her makes her visible, okay, but it doesn't give you advantage.
So on that second shot, you're sixteen. No, that's right,
it would still be a yeah, yeah, yeah, it would still be
at sixteen. So yeah, it's a total of what is it a sixteen
total? Um? Actually nineteen total nineteen tote okay, sorry, Claudia.
And as she appears, I scream out bear, which condrop of demons,
all right, everywhere, and Silas is trying to kill a person behind a
shed. All right, So with all your screaming the death packed angel flies
lands on this side has advantage. A lady, I assume you're opposing.
You're being aggressive towards Silas. Now are using a like flank. Well,
that's I mean, this is how it works in five E. So if
someone else is being aggressive and you have you have flanking, it is they
get advantage. That is five E rules. If that is, if Claudia
is giving aggression, she doesn't have to attack, but you have attacked her,
so she could just be giving exaspiration. At this point, he's pretty
much greening spittle on you as he's like fall conjurer and you've been followed by
hands with your breast. I run into you, all right, So twenty
eight for a total thirty second attack, twenty two for total forty. This
is pleasingly I run. No, it's not. So that's seventy total.
Yeah down, No, no, no, that was not you. It
was against Silas. Wow. No, if it'd been you, it wouldn't
have been pleasingly ironic. It would have just been funny. Okay, now
it's funny. Okay. If I think this is a good place to pause,
would you I assume you guys like to pick this up at a later
date and refinished the battle. Yeah, I got a few awesome styles.
I haven't busted out yet. It was only the first life we are on.
We are on round four. So that took a whopping total of twenty
four seconds of real time. Silent smashed to get killed, but to save
angel choice. I mean, we didn't say how long you cannot scream?
We found out the answer like somewhere Tourings handled this angel like ten bucks.
There's another tenor every time. If you hadn't screamed, they wouldn't have known.
So, okay, we can reconvene online about what date, what dates
work for everybody. I'll take a screen shot so I know the turn order,
and I'll leave the map as it is. So thank you all very
much for embracing this insanity of mine. Thank you, thank you. Ye
look forward to the exactly very welcome the first eight. I mean, do
you think we're going to survive man Silence is already on his last life.
No, he's still alive on the second life. He can barely I'm doing.
He can get away, get to the healing coat. Yeah, but
he's only mostly in one. Yep, we'll find out at some point in
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