I get it. We're all bugged out that football's almost over. But never
fear, because CBS has you covered with its new spring lineup coming this April
Monday nights. Today, it's the highly anticipated return of Kevin Spacey as he
hosts the new food challenge game show House of Carbs. I've made some changes
in my life, and I'd like to invite you to join me. Contestants
will eat as much food as they can. Created by celebrity chef Robert Brownie
Junior. And now that we finally moved on from Young Sheldon, we're adding
two new family oriented shows. Tuesday nights at seven. It's The Mighty Orphan
Power Rangers, followed by Have You Met Your Mother? Starring Neil Patrick Harris's
husband David Burtka. And it's Wildlife Wednesday nights in the spring with new animal
related shows. At seven, we go out to the sea for the new
maritime reality show Keeping Up with the Crustaceans. And to close out our Wildlife
Wednesday, we got the syndication rights to the two thousand and two Fox show
Firefly, so we're just gonna air all fourteen episodes of that because it's costy
Fishing on Thursday nights at nine, Let the games begin. Pete Davidson,
Pearl Jam guitarist Mike McCready, and former Jacksonville Jaguars quarterback David Gerard starring Game
of Krones. Ten celebrities with Chrome's disease duke it out in an academic and
catalog with half the proceeds going to Cheerity. And on Friday nights, our
true crime hits keep oncoming with the debuts of LFG New Hampshire, SMH,
Tulsa, rofl Bismarck and Stfu des Moines. Hey, don't worry, put
all of you back in the fall. Catch our new spring lineup only on
CBS. We're the one that looks like the eyeball. Wow, what a
lineup. You gotta pay yourself when you're hosting the Super Bowl, so you
cannot wait. Cannot wait for a House of Carbs. Yeah balls, you
move to go with Spacey. But in reality shows, game shows back in
because of the Ryders strike and Game of Crones sounds interesting with David Gerard.
Pete Davidson will get into anything. Game of Okay, all right, that's
a commercial number one promo number one for CBS coming up next. This one
I think is really weird. I don't know why this particular company is even
airing this product, much less the fact that they're promoting this for a Christmas
sale huh in February. But look, I don't decide who allocates these funds
when it comes to marketing. But let's check out this commercial that you will
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twenty years. How tired we of seeing Johnny Depp walk through the desert with
a guitar for Savage? That Son of a Bitch is still running, Like,
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Johnny Depp, you know where he's kind of puffed up and gotten a lot
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