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I get it. We're all bugged
out that football's almost over. But never

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fear, because CBS has you covered
with its new spring lineup coming this April

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Monday nights. Today, it's the
highly anticipated return of Kevin Spacey as he

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hosts the new food challenge game show
House of Carbs. I've made some changes

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in my life, and I'd like
to invite you to join me. Contestants

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will eat as much food as they
can. Created by celebrity chef Robert Brownie

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Junior. And now that we finally
moved on from Young Sheldon, we're adding

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two new family oriented shows. Tuesday
nights at seven. It's The Mighty Orphan

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Power Rangers, followed by Have You
Met Your Mother? Starring Neil Patrick Harris's

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husband David Burtka. And it's Wildlife
Wednesday nights in the spring with new animal

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related shows. At seven, we
go out to the sea for the new

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maritime reality show Keeping Up with the
Crustaceans. And to close out our Wildlife

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Wednesday, we got the syndication rights
to the two thousand and two Fox show

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Firefly, so we're just gonna air
all fourteen episodes of that because it's costy

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Fishing on Thursday nights at nine,
Let the games begin. Pete Davidson,

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Pearl Jam guitarist Mike McCready, and
former Jacksonville Jaguars quarterback David Gerard starring Game

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of Krones. Ten celebrities with Chrome's
disease duke it out in an academic and

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catalog with half the proceeds going to
Cheerity. And on Friday nights, our

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true crime hits keep oncoming with the
debuts of LFG New Hampshire, SMH,

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Tulsa, rofl Bismarck and Stfu des
Moines. Hey, don't worry, put

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all of you back in the fall. Catch our new spring lineup only on

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CBS. We're the one that looks
like the eyeball. Wow, what a

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lineup. You gotta pay yourself when
you're hosting the Super Bowl, so you

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cannot wait. Cannot wait for a
House of Carbs. Yeah balls, you

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move to go with Spacey. But
in reality shows, game shows back in

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because of the Ryders strike and Game
of Crones sounds interesting with David Gerard.

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Pete Davidson will get into anything.
Game of Okay, all right, that's

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a commercial number one promo number one
for CBS coming up next. This one

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I think is really weird. I
don't know why this particular company is even

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airing this product, much less the
fact that they're promoting this for a Christmas

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sale huh in February. But look, I don't decide who allocates these funds

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when it comes to marketing. But
let's check out this commercial that you will

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see on the Super Bowl this Sunday. The Christmas season is niap and your

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home is going to be filled with
hungry family members ready to feast on some

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holiday goodies. But you don't want
to bore them with the same old fair

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you've always done in the past.
That's why it's time to stuck up on

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Trader Joe's Microwaves Cinnamon clam Tarts.
What says have a badass Christmas more than

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the combination of full made, flaky
cinnamon breakfast tarts and the unique flavor of

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fresh clam. Nothing make Christmas great
again with a taste of the New England

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sea and cinnamon with Trader Joe's Microwaves
Cinnamon clam Tarts, fully snubby nod little

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Sailor, I mean ten months from
Christmas and they pay to have the song

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player I mean thirty seconds. So
the estate of Jose Feliciano is happy about

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there half million dollars for that song
playing the second half of the act.

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But they're microwavable, So yeah,
it adds a nice touch, to be

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honest, clammed hearts, I mean, who is it? Yeah? What

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do you think about it? The
fast Man one thing we we talked about

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the ads that they'll debut during the
Super Bowl and then they'll run for like

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twenty years. How tired we of
seeing Johnny Depp walk through the desert with

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a guitar for Savage? That Son
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Johnny Depp looks good in that commercial. Big distinction from Amber heard trial

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Johnny Depp, you know where he's
kind of puffed up and gotten a lot

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of a little bit grayer than he
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week's Super Bowl. Check it out
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