This is a downbeat on ninety seven month a freak coming up. At eight,
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in that game eight thirty Ding Goose Morning News Billboard, Bayless returns at nine.
We are Danny centric from eight thirty on. You should know that Bayless
fans right now it's time for the school book. It's bread your bay Advanced
hair restoration and because Danny's gonna be gone tomorrow. I wanted to go ahead
and get ahead of the news of the week. Well really, yeah,
Ryter, should I say for tomorrow Danny loves it? Though you know Danny
loves it. It is great. Let's play it again tomorrow and I'll add
to it. Okay, here's the news of the week recap, campuses on
edge, crying, nursing students come together, four murders in just two weeks,
and could your college roommates suddenly turn on you? Then? Just scorer
on the court, This court storm is in pull it back after another athlete
is injured, the call for a crackdown before Mark's madness and Wile Taylor's thousands
of miles away. Look who's at the wild bachelor party in Vegas? Her
boyfriend Travis. Plus the mysterious death of flock O, the world's most famous
owl. Did he meet his fate like this? Then? All right,
everybody, I know that I'm dark, but I am Dominican, and I
went on vacationion and I fell asleep. Plus on what doctor Phil is saying
about Wendy Williams dementia, Plus what you need to know so you're not helpless
when your phone stops working. Then massage guns. They're a popular way to
relax. Even Larry David used one on a show. But look what can
happen? Can they beat Dangerous? Then Taylor Swift storm evacuacious the concert's been
delayed. Then Joe Cool talking world peace while he being an ice cream cone,
and Dad to the rescue, Taylor Swift's father's battle with the paparazzi as
she hides under an umbrella. Plus balloon. Panic officials are now tracking another
valoo. But whose balloon was it? Exclusive Dan, what's it like on
board a catamaran? Plus honey Hoo stros I don't believe it. They got
a reviewer plus food fury. When I saw the price of eggs, I
almost exploded. At what point did cereal become ten dollars? Americans mad as
heck about the high cost of groceries? Wow, what a week it was.
You know, those montages put it all into perspective, just what world
we live in and what we as early morning first responders of comedy I have
to deal with on a daily basis. I look, we touched on all
of those stories too, the Flacco, the owl, the or the deadly
massage gun. That's the one that got me. Larry King, Larry David,
Larry David loves it. They showed weren't explode on it, well what's
it like on a catamaran? Then didn't follow all going that's so good,
and they got to review it last night that Grady Dick or Gary Trent Junior
was gonna go full streue and ruin it because it's about the same way the
Gavid gone and kind of pulled ahead. So, yeah, there's your music
now has been. I've been locked into Jeopardy late lately because of our buddy
Jared Watson, who is in the Tournament of Champions. His next episode is
Thursday. He won Monday night's episode, so he's advanced next Thursday. So
next Thursday. Oh okay, so he went on Monday. I'm sorry he
won on Monday. He will play next Thursday. So I've been kind I've
been recording it and just kind of blowing through it and watching a couple I
think I found a very odd episode of Jeopardy because this is Tuesday Night's episode,
and I pulled audio only because I thought you guys might enjoy it.
You guys know how it works. It starts out real. Uh, you
know, you play before you get to meet the people. So one of
our players is David. He's an episcopal episcatarian Episcopalian Episcopalian priest. Okay,
and listen how funny he is. Okay and gets Jeopardy laughs. How big
do you want to risk? Care a sultan. Pepa would say, let's
push it. You're the first episcopalian pastor i've ever heard. Quote Salt and
Peppa, here is your clue for inaugural addressing. Okay, So with the
crowds in commercial come back, let's meet the contestants and you're gonna learn real
quick that young Hin's family sucks. Hin Wan's the deputy public defender originally from
LATV, Louisiana. I understand you got some advice from your mom on how
to spend your winnings. Yeah. So I couldn't go home for Christmas because
of work, and my mom was like, oh, that's totally okay,
And she immediately sent me a link to a Gucci purs that she wanted me
to buy for her, and she told me you could afford it now.
And my aunt got into the game and wanted a pair of Gucci mules,
which she also I also probably bought for her. And I was like,
well, Dad, what do you want? Do you want something Gucci too?
He's like, no, that's a waste of money. Just give me
cash. What the hell? Yeah, Gucci little piggies. Yeah, kicking
and screaming. Shin Wan's family's out here going you can afford it. Now.
Now you're going to be introduced to the epescopelion priest David have labeled this
one. Does Ken Jennings know who father John Misty is? Oh, David
simply is an episcopal priest from Walla Walla, Washington. Tell me about how
Ed Sheeron changed your life? That guy. So on game day I got
a ride share to the studio and the driver was playing Ed Sheeron song after
Ed Sheeron song after Ed Sheeron song, and I just I couldn't stand it.
I was ready for anything else. And so I get to the studio
and I start playing and there's a one named rockers category that comes up,
and there's a guy who comes on the screen with sort of reddish hair,
looks youthful, and it's my nemesis. He must be vanquished. At all
costs. The words come out of my mouth and it's, oh my god,
I've made a terrible mistake because it was Beck who is not ed Sharon.
But for that I managed to make it into Billboard as making a hilarious
mistake, which I think makes me the first priest in Billboard's website at least
since Father John Misty. I have questions about his ordinations. Your style seems
very different from father and John Missy's damage. Welcome back, Okay, hold
on, all right, I'm applauding any and all Father John Missy references so
much there, Papa Jay. My religion, yes, I will tell you
I grew up. I guess the large part of my Christian upbringing was spent
in the Episcopal church. Huh. And I remember being a little kid,
like kindergarten through like second grade. When I lived in Memphis, Tennessee.
We went to an Episcopalian church and we became friends with the family of the
father Larkin, Pat Larkin was his name, and my parents would go over
to their house after service. They'd invite us over, and they had kids
too, and I'd hang out with their kids. They were older than me.
But in retrospect, I realize now that all that was was an excuse
to get together on Sunday afternoon and drink. Really, yes, those were
drinking together. All Episcopalion is known as fun very It's like, it's like,
this guy's kind of funny, very liberal, much more liberal version of
Catholicism. Is that what? That's what a piscapelion is. As I understand
it and as I experienced it, it seemed to be a less buttoned up
Catholic experience. It's all the same. The rituals are all kind of connected
and and it and it really mirrors that. But as far as it's like
laid back, it's like I'm the cool Catholic bro, I'm an Isapellion.
I went to an Escapellion funeral ted Nichols Pain, the great engineer who passed
a couple of years ago, the best Jerry and the best it was because
it was you know, I people were wearing tight I shirts and it was
like he wanted everyone to dress colorful apparently, or that's his family did.
And it was very fun for a funeral. It was wild and I think
that was a million but I could be wrong, but I think it was.
Yeah, it's just fun. There was anything like it, like you
know, you except to be like sad and was sad, but like,
yeah, stand out. It was what your wishes were, that hey,
dress up, fun and have a good time. It was always interesting to
me to show up at their house and walk through the door and there's father
Larkin who had gotten home and gotten into his cities, you know, and
just to see him not in his whatever they call robe, I guess in
just normal clothes, have the normal the white thing he would yeah, he
would always have the little collar, the priest collar. But just to see
him and my dad out there just crushing Winston's and SIGs. Oh yes,
sis and brown drink man, that's right, Sunday afternoons drink. You bet
your buns brown drink. Now, he's the hardest Baptist. Is that the
hardest? Oh, I'm sure there's more strict religions, yeah than Baptists.
Probably is up there. But it was confusing to me as a little kid
because I equated with religion with being very void of sin. And his son
was older than me by a few years, and he had this poster in
his room of this big like a hulk looking beast with in flames, and
he had a club, and it had the Bible scripture. I don't know
if yay, I walked through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I
shall fear no evil, for Thine art with me, blah blah blah.
His said yay, or though I walked through the Valley of the Shadow of
Death, I will fear no evil because I'm the meanest son of a bitch
in the valley. It was like a takeoff on a Bible verse with a
curse word in it in this mean beast with a club that that's stuck with
me for life that I don't know. Religion, you know, the revolt
of the some kid of the pastor some loopholes here. Yeah, gotta be
very calm. But the fact that his dad was a preacher and allowed this,
yeah, allowed this poster to be He probably thought it was fun.
It's yeah Episcopal, go Episcopalians. Now we met Shin Juan with the with
the bad family, and then we met David the funny priest. Here's Hannah.
I thought you might like her job, Mike. That's why I pulled
this. Uh, I meet this so again. Jana Wilson is a puzzle
designer from Chicago. Tell me about how you prepped. Pop culture is not
my strongest category, and my wife was trying to train me up. So
she sent me a picture of ice spice every day, just said who is
this? Until I said, that's ice spice. Wait till you see our
Is this ice spice or not? She's a puzzle designer, Okay, I
love that. That doesn't necessarily mean jigsaw though, Yeah, I think give
me crosswords. Her name's Hannah, Okay, so yet shin Wan David and
Hannah David. It was a time when I had a lot of comments about
twenty years ago, I had lots of comments. Today, I sit inside,
you sit in silence and just let it happen. My man, Hey,
the world's changing, Kevin Kevin was David a hit in the neck with
the Trenk dark antonomic Paris for four hundred topographic phrase to describe a graphic pattern
of highs and lows like electricity usage over the course of a whole year.
David, what's a contour? Man? That's not correct? And that were
young Shin those would be peaks and valleys. The mid answer boys, Kevin
in the middle of a joke. What's a contour man that's not correct?
An oh man like electricity usage over the course of a whole year. David,
what's a contour man that's not correct? What a catch of yourself?
Okay, I wanted to ask you guys. Is one is my guy Shoin
one? Do you think his answer to this clue is correct? Now?
I want you to know that I've purposely left off some of this clue.
Okay, I cut this clue off purposely because I want you to guess.
But do you think his guess will garner him points? Prayed by this Oscar
winning actor Young Shin, who is uh oh, what is that correct?
No? Yeah, I don't think you nailed that. One's guess. Prayed
by this Oscar winning actor Young Shin, who is uh oh, just a
failure. Okay, here's what really happened. Pray by this Oscar winning actor
Young Shin, who is uh oh, Anna Brody It is Arian Brody.
Yeah, but I thought anytime Brodie leaves a talk back it'd be fun have
it's Brody, It's Brody. Uh yes. And then lastly, this is
when David's answering your question again in a matha flew down his throat. Eight
versions of Money's Water Lily? Is this museum in Paris's Twileries Gardens? David's
Sorry now, Mimona rough go talking is hard. Yeah, just listen to
the down. Sorry, David, what's a contour? Man? That's not
correct? That's not correct. I don't know if we should ask Jared when
you have mon again. But there is something to you. Just ring in
because you need to ring in and then figure you'll get it. Yeah,
I don't guess in that one second. Yeah, like, oh no,
this you get your head about beating the other people? David, what's the
man? Sorry? No? Sorry? Sorry? So that was That's so
good? I said, fun with that Jeopardy episode. That's all I don't.
I don't know. Last story. I want to squeeze in here because
this is about to take off. Boys, get buckle up. This is
gonna be in the news a lot. I think, I think, and
I could go away a little bit. So. Miley Cyrus has a mother
named Tish. Tish was married to Billy Ray. Okay, Miley Cyrus also
has a younger sister named Noah Cyrus. She had a good song with Leon
Bridges few years ago. So Miley's mom was spotted Wednesday in Beverly Hills driving
out of a parking garage and dodging questions from a swarm of paparazzi. On
her arm was a guy by the name of Dominic. Dominic allegedly used to
date Noah. Miley Cyrus's mom is now banging her youngest daughter's ex boyfriend,
allegedly. But it seems very real, and it's like this was this was
rumored a few weeks ago, and then it is spiced up in the last
couple of days. So Tish does a podcast with there's an older sister too,
with Miley's older sister. She got she was all in Hallucingenics the other
day and was just talking about meeting dom and how Dom was her hall pass
all this time while she was with Billy Ray. Well, how would she
have known Dom because dom was, I don't know, maybe dating one of
her daughters. Like so it's this is wait, that's Dominic Purcell. Dominic
Purcell, I believe that's the name. Yay, he was on Uh he
was He's an actor in prison Break. Really, yeah, he was in
prison Break. He was kind of of the he's fifty four years old.
Yeah, he's not the main dude Wentworth Miller and guy's name, but he
was the second guy, like the brother in prison Break. Okay, so
this isn't a big age gap for the mom, but it was for Noah.
Yes, it was for Noah. So she was, you know,
the twenty something dating the you know, much older man for her. So
they don't know they Okay, this is all Hollywood gossip crap. So it's
like whatever you love, Hollywood, but timelines, he loves this is we
all admit this is juicy. They don't have clear timelines on when Noah was
seeing Dom or when Tish you know, started with Dom. But Tish and
Billy were on the way out five years ago or so, and this dude's
fifty. Noah is estranged from Tish. They don't talk Noah like Noah's would
not go didn't Miley thanked her mom real hard or did she not think her
parents at all? When she won the Grammys she thanked her Okay, what
happened? Hold on, she did not and Billy thanked her mom. Yeah,
she did, like a lot of love for her mom. But so
Tish got married to Dominic and Noah did not go. So there's another reason
why my sources say the family insiders are saying that Noah just made this up,
that Noah ever dated Dominic just a cause to paint herself as the victim
in this family feud. Ooh, you know that makes sense your sources or
you the het Dick Jale helds Tish the dish twenty four. No no,
no, no, the mom fifty six, fifty sixty six and Dominic is
fifty four, and then Noah's twenty four. And I didn't know Noah existed
until this very moment. I did neither. We also have a brother named
Brayson. Brayson Yeah, twenty nine. According to TMZ, Noah is said
to be distraught over Tish stealing Dominic away. But maybe Noah's like Noah and
Tish. Here's some more Noah picts for you. It is interesting, Danny
want some Noah hot shots right there? Uh, Noah, No, The
answer is Noah, Noah, thank you. And weird things happen in the
country, Kevin. She think Noah sirus Noah Cyrus was a big Billy Ray
fan and didn't approve of the splits, and now she is at odds with
Mom because it feels like Miley and the older are cool team Mom. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, and Noah's like the weird emo one. It's got
to be hard to be Noah s Yes, sister is Miley. Yeah,
that's hard, brutal. I mean it's probably tons of money, so she
did that hard, but emotionally probably a lot. You said she did a
tune with Leon Bridges. Noah did. Yeah, that's good too, that's
pretty cool. That's good. Uh strange though, do you get money?
I'm sure she's fine. But if you just because your sister is Miley Cyrus,
I mean, how does that doesn't necessarily mean even if your dad's Billy
Ray Cyrus. I mean, yes, you're from some money, and I'm
sure she's not sleeping in her car no TV money, But if your sister
has what fifteen hundred million dollars, I don't know more. I don't know
enough about Noah to know. Was Noah having lots of uh you know TV
as a child, like, Yeah, she had minor rolls on shows like
Hannah Montana. So Noah had some child actress years too. I have money.
I have money. So it's a crazy story whether it's real or not.
We'll find out maybe one day in the future, much like we'll find
out if Jerry's the father of Alexandra. Coming up next, love your stories,
Kevin, Oh, thanks man, thank you, thank you. I
didn't know if you'd like a great, really funny I just like David.
I'm giving you a virtual fist bump right now. Just give him a real
one. You're two feet away from fists, all right. I I don't
know Danny had to force it. Why wouldn't you extend your arm? Coming
up next, idiot, all right, the decent reason we should be on
TV. Honestly we should be. Video cameras are like eight cents freaming all
this. Coming up next, we have two firefighters with history of fighting in
wildfires to elaborate on how you handle it and what's going on in the Texas
Panhandle. That's next on ninety seven to one, The Freak