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begin. Hey guys, welcome back to Sasquatchpots. Thank you so much for
being with us for the show. It is Friday. I hope you guys
have a great week. We have an amazing guest line for you. But
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I got to sit down with Henry Franzoni and if you guys have seen
Sasquatch Odyssey The Hunt for Bigfoot, it was a documentary from back in nineteen
ninety nine. Henry is the guy who has a pretty big segment there and
he's playing the drums, So if you haven't seen that, I suggest you
check that out and you'll get a great idea for who Henry is. But
he's here to share his personal experiences with Bigfoot, and we also get into
some of his very interesting theories on Bigfoot and what he's discovered along the way
in that journey to find those answers. He just completed a new book.
He just sent me a copy of it. I got it yesterday and I
am certainly looking forward to getting into the book. But for now, we've
got Henry here, so I know you guys are ready to get into it.
Henry's on the line, he's ready to go. So you got to
sit back, relax and enjoy the show. All right, books, don't
welcome my guest to the show. It is Henry Franzoni. Welcome to the
show. Henry. Greetings, greetings, nice to be here. I am
glad to have you. So let's get right into it. Let's talk about
this sasquatch thing first and foremost. You've been doing this for a ton of
years, but let's take everybody back to the beginning and tell them what got
you interested in the bigfoot subject. In the first place. I went camping
with my wife in the mountains in Oregon, and I went to a place
that the Indians said evil God of the Woods lived there, at least that
was the story that went with the name. And we went up there and
we ran into something that blew our minds. And we didn't see a thing,
but we smelled something and it really smelled like Bigfoot or what you would
think. It smelled like a big wet dog. So this happened one night
in nineteen ninety three, and somehow that was it. I went wandering around
wondering what I ran into, and met Peter Byrne, met Gray Crow,
and then fell into the Bigfoot world. From then on, I had a
lot of other Really, I had a lot of strange encounters over the years,
and my very first one turns out to be literally five minutes after I
looked for Bigfoot. But I wasn't really looking for Bigfoot. I was trying
to see what the Indians were referring to as the evil God of the woods.
So that's how I kind of came in through an Indian connection. Boy,
you know, it's a slippery slope. And after that I spent thirty
years of my life wondering about it so well, I definitely want to get
into the Native American connection to this. But would you mind taking us back
to that first time, in that first experience. I know you said you
didn't see anything, but would you tell us tell me in the audience what
happened during that incident? Well, the very very first one, the very
very first one. I know I was hesitant because I've told it so many
times, even at the time I did interviews in newspapers. But basically I
missed a turn to this place called Scuocum Lake that's had about five thousand feet
on a mountain named Thunder Mountain in the Cascades in Oregon, and I went
about a quarter mile paste it and I went shit, and I turned around,
came back, and as I came back where had I had just been,
now there was this really pungent smell that smelled like a wet dog and
was really pungent. And I stopped a van. It was just jet inky
darkness, and all the crickets stopped right at the same time. And then
my wife, who was sitting in the passenger seat, said to me,
I'm really tired. I'm going to take a nap, and instantly she fell
asleep. It was weird how she just fell asleep in like ten seconds.
And so I was sitting there and then I had long hair at the time,
and it stood out all the way around my head like a huge like
Albert Einstein thing, with the hair sticking straight out everywhere, like a static
electricity charge was taking over my hair, and I could feel all the hair
and my skin standing up and everything. It was static electricity, and that
went away, and then the smell went away and my van starter motor was
blown, so I could never start it again. It was stuck there and
we had to camp out in the van overnight because it couldn't move. So
something physical had happened that I couldn't ignore, which was the starter motor burned
up the rest of it. Whenever I told anybody at the time, they
were like, oh, you know, that's you're insane, or what drugs
were you on? You know. One form of perceptual failure or another was
how people thought this was, and usually it was impossible, so therefore I
was the one at fault. So after a while I didn't talk about it
much. But that was just the very first moment that I ran into it,
and I said, well, I think this is what people call Bigfoot
because of the smell, and the crickets seemed to know what it was,
and the crickets started up when the smell left. So the whole thing was
really, really strange. And I said, jeez, if that's what Bigfoot
is, you know, maybe he is the evil god of the woods for
all I know. I realized that I was dealing with something way beyond my
understanding immediately, so I became part of the board of advisors of Peter Byrne's
Bigfoot research project. We went out and investigated four hundred and eighty five sighting
reports in Oregon and Washington. Peter wanted to look for something he called geo
time patterns, and that meant we built a database and then we looked for
patterns. We looked to see if there was any pattern in the data.
There was there four hundred and eighty five sighting reports. You know, let's
just say there really weren't any patterns that were too visible at that point.
Later, when I had a lot more data, I was able to figure
out some patterns. But yeah, that's what got me started back then,
is I fell into it in nineteen ninety three. There were already a handful
of people really into it, John Green and Peter Byrne and Grovercrantz and Reneeda
Hindon, and I saw the big problem of that moment was to somehow get
those four to collaborate and share their data, because each of them had valuable
information that they would not share with anybody else. I came to understand what
I had done by building a database for Peter Byrne in large part was because
John Green then would not share his database, and Peter Byrne really wanted a
database like John greenhad. And when I read Apes among Us, that's the
first thing I thought was. I read Apes among Us John Green's book,
and I said, Wow, I'm gonna make a database and start analyzing exciting
reports. You know, that was like a no brainer. Look, of
course I was going to do that. And then one thing led to another,
and by nineteen ninety eight, John Green and I were having a meal
together in Vancouver and he looked at me and he said, the one thing
this world doesn't need is another Bigfoot researcher. And I said, what he
said, you're to blame for bringing all these Bigfoot researchers and minting them by
the thousands by bringing Bigfoot to the Internet. And I said, well,
you know you created me because you wrote apes amongst us And I said,
god, I have to make a database and take it to the web.
Wow, you know, like have to do that. So I just thought
it was funny thinking back on it now, because I understand now, look
what's happened. Yes, you can look around and see the results today.
There's definitely some issues with Bigfoot the community, the online community in particular.
I've talked about it at nauseum on the show before. It can be a
very toxic environment. I think it does some good. I think there's some
good parts of it. I think there's some bad parts of it. Like
everything else, I try to take what I like and leave the rest.
Basically, let's talk a little bit of about the first couple of things that
happened that you were involved in on the internet. Let's talk a little bit
about the IVBC. Tell people who may not be familiar with that what that
is and what was your involvement in that. I created it. I created
the very first Bigfoot discussion group online that had people like Matt Moneymaker and Cliff
Barrickman were members, and Ron Moorehead and John Green, very same people were
talking about and yes, we used to aren't doing much like you all do
today in the very very first one. And I was the administrator and person
that said. I was a computer dec that said, hey, man the
web, look at these mailing lists, look at these automated mailing list things
we can do. Hey, check this out, Let's do this. And
so I'm actually it all sprang ahead of my head. The whole idea of
putting a Bigfoot website together and creating a club around it and say hey,
let's seek the mystery, and then putting all kinds of recordings and stories and
photos on that website and having a discussion group. And so if I had
a penny for every website that exists today, I would be rich. Unfortunately
I do not. And that was the best idea I ever came up with.
But I didn't know that that just showing people how to do it and
going, look, you can proclaim yourself a Bigfoot expert on the web,
create an organization and you know, figure out a position on the Patterson film
of course, so that people know where you stand and away you go.
There you are. So I kind of created the template for everyone to follow,
and I have mixed feelings about that. Okay, you know I can
understand it. Go into those feelings. Let's talk about some of those feelings.
What's the good, the bad, and the other. Well, you
know, I see it like I encourage it to be like sports where people
treat some people. I mean I can't really, you know, I don't
like saying bad stuff about others. Much like you. I ignore everybody all
the time and pay no attention to anything whatsoever online or even in books or
anything. I just live in my own world with Bigfoot. That's what has
driven me to over the years, is you know, just complete divorce from
it. But on the one hand, it's like sports teams, everybody or
not everybody. I shouldn't speak so generally. There are camps, there are
schools of thought. People aren't really interested in being reasonable. They're both have
frameworks of rationalization, they're not actually rational, and they don't want to be
reasonable with each other. They each have their checklists, and they each have
their sports team, and they already know what they think, and they basically
expect you to confirm what they already know or think or whatever, and that
whole environment. I feel like, oh my god, you know I had
something to do with that. So I kind of feel pretty crappy about that
because it's really descended into a sort of a parody of itself. I mean,
it was always those elements were always there people, but they become so
mean and so well, let's just say, from my perspective, all the
different people insides have a different piece of the puzzle, and I think that
I could show them how if they understood how each of them is missing pieces,
they could see how it all fits together, because it all does fit
together for me. I mean, honestly, now I have, like,
at least I think I got a beat on now, which is thirty years
of thinking about it. You know, everybody's got to beat this, Like,
hey, you got a theory, throw that theory on the campfire and
let's have a marshmallow roast, you know. I mean, really, it's
not like I'm hung up on it, but I do think that the dialogues
it was crappy thirty year. It was crappy in the beginning, but it's
gotten worse, you know, it's gotten more to me, it seems that
way. The little that I pay attention to it, I see really hardened
positions. And another thing that I sort of started was people should be scientific
in their approach and science is good, and let's use the scientific method.
Then I became a scientist for real. And now I'm retired after a thirty
year career as a scientist for real, and I see the big footers and
other than a couple of people, I see wannabes. I see a lot
of hand waving and cries of must be scientific with people that have no understanding
of what being scientific is like. I don't see a lot of science.
I see a lot of talk about science, but I don't see any actual
science, not much, let's say so, I'm surprised nothing's really advanced for
the community, you know. I feel that I made a lot more progress
on my own than the rest of humanity did just flogging each other online.
Well, let's talk a little bit about that. That's something that's been sort
of a theme on this show over the last year and a half or so.
I've talked about the proverbial ball being on the five yard line in Bigfoot
research, and I think the Patterson Gimblin film probably put us there, and
along the way there may have been a little bit of inches of movement here
and there, but in general, we're still stuck on the five yard line.
And as far as I'm concerned with the research, I know you've got
some theories you're you're definitely not in the flesh and blood camp. I certainly
want to get into and talk a little bit about that. But that's something
that it sort of happened for me over the last year or so is I
started opening up my mind and thinking in other ways and looking at this from
different angles. Because we've been doing the same thing for fifty plus years.
If we're still on the five yard line, we're not doing something right.
Going out and beating on trees and screaming in the woods has only taken us
so far in this research that we're doing to find these answers right, So
let's start there. I think I'm pretty confident I know where the majority of
your basis for this lies. But let's talk about the Native American connection.
I doubt it. Actually, Well, let's start at the Native American connection
and talk a little bit about that basis for you and the knowledge and the
experience that you have talking to the Native Americans about Sasquatch in general. Well,
where to begin, Where to end? Where to begin? The thing
about Native Americans is, boy, you can't generalize. That's the first.
Generalizing what Native Americans think is a good way to get in real trouble right
away. If you take my joke is, if you have ten Indians and
you put them in a room, you'll get eleven opinions, because that's how
it is. There's individuality that must be taken into account when you're talking about
these groups. Everybody's as human individual and within all the tribes there's a full
range of opinions about everything, ongoing discussions that have gone on forever and ever,
you know whatever. There's a lot going on. So the basic thing
is that if I could really stretch it and kind of generalize across the tribes
I'm familiar with. There are spirits such as ancestors. There are spirits such
as the ellip kilicum, which is the click attack words for the people before.
Stay tuned for more Sasquatch Odyssey right back after these messages. The people
before also are referred to as the animal people. They're referred to as a
lot of different things, a lot of different names. Ancestors comes up a
lot. The thing is is that the tribes, this geometry of space time
where we all live together, this place we live is run by a tribe
of Indians that are spirit Indians, you could call them, but really they're
just a very advanced form of the people before. The people before exist around
us and are the guardians of the geometry of space time. So when you
get past the flesh and blood level and you get to the level of consciousness
that underlies flesh and blood, you see there's physics involved. Tier. There's
a lot of existing, fewer physics that actually explains what's going on. So
the thing is is that you're going to see that the tribes field look well,
for example, one time I saw, well, there's an experience I
had where a bunch of tribal members referred to Bigfoot as him and the big
man and him, and we often would just use the term him. When
I was in India country wouldn't identify pass that and we knew who we were
talking about. But that person is thought of as like our elder brother Indian
person. They look like Big Harry gorillas, right, But no, to
tribes. That is a elder brother person, a spirit person helper that most
tribes would tell you protect the tribes and are the elder brothers of the tribes
helping guide them and protect them. And so I mean I'm speaking now generally
when I say most tribes, because really it's specific people within those tribes that
may think that way, and there may not be more than a handful in
each tribe that think that way. You don't really see that this knowledge is
really shared widely or anything like that. But it's an entire different view of
the world where everything is alive in the first place, because remember, in
tribal thought, rocks are alive, everything has a spirit, plants are alive,
and Bigfoot is just another spirit, but it's a special spirit and it's
one that's in charge of this geometry of space time, like a giant tribal
council sitting up there in the sky running the show. So that's kind of
where Indians think Bigfit's at. That's not really where white man thinks it's at.
And really speaking, you know, the massive white men don't think that
way, so you know, it gets pretty weird. It certainly does concentrate
on what you think. You've had thirty years to take a look at this,
and you said you have a pretty good grasp of it. Where are
you on Bigfoot as far as the balance between flesh theory. Yeah, let's
talk a little bit about your theory. So a biologist looks out there and
he sees flesh and blood. He sees predator and prey. He sees the
gnashing of teeth, he sees a blood bath, he sees you know,
if he's fancy, he sees evolution, he sees adaptation, he sees how
there is assemblages of creatures and symbiosis, and how energy is transferred through food,
through the ecological biosphere. And you know, biologists though, that's flesh
and blood. Flesh and blood guys have a framework. Their framework is usually
Carl Nasi's taxonomy and DNA some mixture thereof. In other words, they go,
well, for it to be scientifically valid, we must connect it to
the tree of light, because then we know where it fits in the tree
of life, and therefore we are scientifically valid, or at least connecting to
an existing scientifically valid framework, which is the goal of what pretty much all
of the scientifically inclined the Bigfoot researchers in some way. I mean, I've
seen them argue about it for thirty years. So there's other frameworks and science
that are very valid, for example, general relativity. This scene as also
a valid description of our existence, because what we're trying to do here is
say what is existence? If you want to prove Bigfoot exists, you have
to define what existence is. So is existence finding a place in Carl Linnaeus's
taxonomy and saying, Okay, it exists. I found where it belongs.
Is it a place where you examine DNA and you go, I found where
this DNA fits into the tree of life. I see the connections between it
and everything else. You know, these are ways of showing its flesh and
blood ballot. Let us say, but we also know that physics involves another
way of looking at existence. Where a physicist looks out there, he doesn't
see flesh and blood. He sees ninety nine percent empty space and one percent
something he doesn't understand, and he goes, what is here? Is what's
here? What's going on? And physics keeps advancing and they give novel prizes
for things like the local reality is false, because they have now proven that
nothing exists till you look at it, and they've done actual experiments to prove
that theory that nothing does exist though you look at it. So how do
you square that with the flesh and blood thing? Okay, you've got to
square the two of them together somehow if you want to be scientifically valid in
more than one framework or context, and there's certainly both valid contexts. So
the way I have approached it is to modify general relativity by actually multiplying both
sides by one over Kappa. But that's another story. But the thing is,
general relativity is to a physicist a thing that explains the relationship between the
curvature of space time and the distribution of matter, energy, and momentum.
And so the two sides of the equation. One side of the equation is
just a geometry of space time. The other side is the n and gravity,
gravity and the energy. And what I'm showing is that by modifying general
relativity you can begin to explain how consciousness underlies the flesh and blood level of
reality. There's actually another level underneath flesh and blood that's physical that physics explains,
and it has to do with the connection between consciousness and with the physical
world around us. In other words, flesh and blood involves creatures with souls,
and so you actually have to understand the physics of how your soul and
your body are connected to each other for you to understand how the soul and
body of Bigfoot's connected together. Because you know, it's something like you,
it looks like you. It doesn't have a soul like you, it probably
does. Have you ever looked in the eyes of one least seems like they
have a soul when you do. So I don't believe in any paranormal anything.
I believe that there is a physics revolution that is beginning now that will
unfold through modified general relativity that will enable us all to understand how Bigfoot does
things like turn invisible and be telepathic and move through solid matter and teleport and
disappear and walk through snow without leaving footprints, et cetera, et cetera.
So I'm not like any other research here at this point in time. I'm
actually a hard science guy who sees how the weird stuff works. At least
I'm going to propose a theory about it, you know. So that's you
know, that's that's really that's why I was saying, I doubt you really
knew what I was thinking of advance, you know. But that's where I've
come to after thirty years, is I've been trying to mix saw these things
together, including explaining Indian lore, and I found that the modified general relativity
really gives me the science to understand a lot of the Indian wisdom that I've
learned from my adventures in helping out the tribes for the last thirty years as
a scientist. So I think that it brings it all together, is what
I'm trying to say. So did you start there? Did you start in
the flesh and Blood camp? Did you start out thinking these things were flesh
and blood? And was it some of the experiences that you had over the
years. I know you've had some pretty strange experiences. Can you think of
a couple that maybe you could share with us that would demonstrate some of these
abilities that you've witnessed personally that you've seen that these things can do. Sure,
No, you know, from day one I was right in the middle
because I smelled something and that story I told you that really smelled like a
live animal is smelled like a wet dog. And we all know where to
wear dog smells like, you know, but it smelled like a really pungent
wet dog. So I was like, man, that's a living creature,
you know, like it had the smell of white whatever that is. Yet
I didn't see anything, so it sat my starter motor. So I was
like, wait a minute, is it flush and blood or is it?
Like what the hell is going on? Okay, it's a really good problem
how to merge those two sides, because from the very first experience I was
torn in half. I was like, huh, how does how does that
work? How does that possibly reconcile? You know, like really blown starter
motor and stinky smell and crickets and the whole thing was just too weird for
words. So I was borderline, let us say, because like everybody else,
well, I actually became a biologist for real government biologist, a supervising
government biologist in fact, so believe me, I could stay, I could
color between the lines, and I could stay as flesh and blood as anybody
ever. But in my heart I was always like, no, it's weirder
than that, far weirder than that. I know, I don't understand I
always withheld judgment because I said, I just have had enough experience as to
know I have no idea what's going on. It was over my head.
It was far too bizarre, and it got really, really weird. But
yeah, the early days were really a mess. One that I could tell
you about that really was a turning point for me was around nineteen ninety five,
we ran a phone number that was one eight hundred Bigfoot in Oregon and
Washington, and the idea was, hey, it's like a nine one one
call and you had a big foot sighting call, us call one eight hundred
Bigfoot. So we released this number for five years and we most have got
calls. I mean it drove you crazy, literally ninety nine hundred calls.
So you know, it was really no good. But the goal was we
needed a report that happened within twenty four hours, because we had been collecting
reports for five years and we never got anything that happened within twenty four hours.
Everything happened two years ago, ten years ago, last month, six
months ago. People did not come forward till later. And so one day
we got this twenty four hour report and it was from the downs right next
door to hood River where our office was, and I called up Peter and
Todd and all these guys and I said, hey, we got a fresh
report. And it was seven big feet walked down this valley and over the
ridge at the end of a box canyon out of the valley, and three
people had called to report this, and so it was like, Wow,
something must have happened, because I was sitting there by the phone and rang
over and over and I was like, hey, wow, you know,
big time action here. So we raced over there. It was a Sunday
and we got there. There were three groups of people in this valley,
one on the left, one on the right, one in the middle,
and they were all separately doing things like tobogganing and sledding and shit. So
we interviewed everybody. Everybody said seven big feet walked down the valley and over
the hill and we all saw them. And these groups did not know each
other, at least they claimed not to know each other. Okay, so
then we actually Todd and Peter the big trackers got down on their hands and
knees and they went looking for tracks through that entire valley and they found rabbit
tracks, and they found mouse tracks, and they found every other kind of
track you can imagine in that snow, but they did not find a big
footure. So after spending literally six hours on their knees, they just said,
no, everybody's yanking our chain. This is blowney and we all went
back to the office and they went home and I went home. That was
that, and it went down in the files as that was a mistake.
They were all mistaken. That's what Peter and Todd decided that they were all
mistaken. There were no big feet. I was the one weirdo that was
like, nah, something else was going on. Those people were shook up,
and they weren't lying. I believe them, you know, like I
believed the twenty witnesses, right. I was like, wait a minute,
those twenty people have no reason to make this up, you know, Like,
why didn't it leave tracks? That was my problem. Everybody else was
like, oh, the witnesses, you know, their credibility, Their credibility
of the witnesses was in question. But I was like, nah, why
didn't they leave That's the question. So that's the sort of thing that led
me to make physics kind of questions more prominent in my own research, because
I said, there's got to be physics that explains that. That's got to
work somehow, that's got to be what happens later in life. I found
other people that had witnessed the same thing. Some of my tribal friends had
told me about Bigfoot walking through the snow leaving no tracks. So, just
because they were like three or four really trusted friends of mine, I said,
you know, that's really what happened that day back in ninety five,
and I knew there was something to it. I knew they could walk through
snow without leaving tracks, but I still didn't understand how they could do that.
So that's why I went off in my direction. I said, well,
I'll have to figure out the physics of how they do that. You
mentioned some other things that have come up on the show before. I've had
Hard Bouchard on. He's written Sasquatch Evidence of an Enigma, and he has
interviewed tons of people who have had really strange encounters. One that comes to
mind about a gentleman who claimed to be in a cabin and the hand of
a sasquatch comes through the wall, touches him on the forehead, knocks him
unconscious. And he wakes up like six or eight hours later. The cloaking
thing is always something that comes up in the community. A matter of fact,
I'm a guest on a show tonight, and when I was talking to
the host of that show the other day in preparation for that, he was
showing me a video that a lady shared with him. I think her name
is Barbara. Shoot, She's got all these videos of what she claims to
be cloaking bigfoot. I mean, I could see something that looks very much
like the Predator movies from the nineties and early two thousands, when it's in
that cloaking state. Have you yourself witnessed any of that kind of stuff,
cloaking, disappearing, or being able to walk through or travel through walls.
I mean, is that something that you've experienced? Yeah, what's many times?
I'm five, ten times? Yeah, I've lost count, you know,
like I've had I've had a big foot if you would call. I
prefer to refer to them as the elliptylicum. The people before stand next to
me completely invisible and laugh and laugh at me. I've had them invisibly.
While I was driving my van, come into my van and on the inside
ear that's facing the console in the middle of the truck. Someone comes right
up to my ear goes like that, like, hey, you know,
like and I'm talking about closed windows moving on a highway. I've had.
I've had so many whack ball experiences that you know, my credibility will be
called into question if I tell them all back to back. But yeah,
as my dear friend Bobby Bigay, who has passed, told me, they
have an agreement with the Creator to remain invisible on this plane of existence.
Actually, Bobby was the first fisherman of Salilo village, so he was an
elder, an elder of a Acumen Nation subtribe. So yeah, I mean
I could go into details. You guys like the stories. Here's one.
Early on, I had so many weird things happened to me that I made
up a law, which is, the more you investigate Bigfoot, no matter
who you are, it gets weirder and weirder. At the beginning, you
can just say, hey, I saw a bigfoot cross in the road.
Hey I knocked on a tree, something knocked. But it just keeps getting
weirder and weirder and weirder. The deeper you get into it, and the
further you go and you will have more and more questions. You don't get
answers, you get more questions a very long time. And yeah, I've
a s I'm cobbled together a theory that I'm like Goodwin these days. But
I mean, there's just this theory right. The thing is, this kid
disappears in Oregon at a rest stop I can't remember Highway twenty six, I
think it was. He walks off into the woods and a big search party's
for him. They can't find the kid. The kid has three dogs with
him and he's missing for three days. They have this huge search team put
together. They get the pros mount Hood Search and Rescue from around here at
that time, just like nineteen ninety five. Also, they assemble in a
rest stop and the kid walks into the rest stop and he's three years old
and he walks out of the woods right into the rest stop and they go,
whoa, you know, where's the kid been for three days? And
he's fine and they go wow, as dogs must have kept him warm,
you know, the three dogs gathered around him and they go wow, you
know, and the kid goes, yeah, yeah, the dogs kept me
warm. But the big monster showed me where the stream was, where the
berries were to eat, and stay tuned for more Sasquatch odyssey. Right back
after these messages, and so all the adults he says this on TV,
and I see it on the Channel six news, right, and I'm like,
whoa, you know, wholl I know what that means. And of
course the news and all the adults are like, oh, you know,
little kids, the stories the little kids tell. And I'm thinking to myself,
Nah, there's something going on where if a human babies and genuine need
whoever, these creatures are actually have like some compassion and they like to help
out because they feel it's necessary. So I'm thinking like that and going,
wow, something's going on here, you know. So I talked to the
Cracker, the big time tracker who ran Mount Hood Search and Rescue about his
whole thing, because I want to find out about what the kid said.
Right, I'm trying to interview him, going, hey, hey, the
kid, I want to know what the kid said. I don't care what
the adults said, forget it. What was the kid saying? So he
goes, well, no, I got a story for you, he said.
You know, I tracked him, and sure enough, the kid and
the three dogs. It was light snow, like two inches of snow.
So he said, there was like a kid and three dogs, and then
suddenly there were these really big footprints alongside him, and they walked together for
quite a while, and then the big footprints turned into deer tracks and I
said really, he said, yeah, like a shape shifter. I said
really. He said, yeah. Don't tell anybody I told you that,
but that's what I actually saw. And I said, okay, I won't
tell you now. Of course he's dead and I can speak candidly. But
that's one of the really strange stories where I investigated that at the time for
the Bigfoot research project, and I was like, whoa, what's really going
on here is way weirder than anybody imagines. And everyone else who investigated it
was like, oh, yeah, wow, the dogs saved the kid and
everybody's good and we're all good and you know, and I was like,
no, this was really freaking weird. And I became convinced at that point
that Bigfoot was a shape shifter. I was like, well, other people
might not know that, but I've seen the hard facts now I'm like,
no, Bigfoot's a shape shifter. This guy had no reason to know swear
me to secrecy and tell me the story. So I was like, yeah,
you know, there's a lot of weird stuff like that. I met
a really old rancher. Well. I used to weekly. I helped set
up the Western Bigfoot Society with Ray Crow, and I financed a computer for
him to do the track record his newsletter. That was a Bigfoot news letter
that was published through I don't know, five or six years back in the
nineties. And I used to go weekly to the Western Bigfoot Society meetings and
I would meet the most amazing people in the back of the room that had
come to the meetings. But we're like two of parade to get up in
front of everybody and stuff. And I would mill around and try to talk
to the old ladies at the back of the room, going why are you
here? What's happening? So I met this lady who ran a gift shop
on the Oregon coast, and she had a friend with back problems, really
bad lower back problems, and was going to need surgery. One night,
her and her friend. Her friend came over and she took her friend to
meet her friends, and her friends lived in the hill on the hill behind
the IF shop on Highway six in Oregon on the coast. They went up
this hill and this woman was the woman with the bad back, and her
friend said, now don't look face me and just relax. And so she
faced her friend and she felt these hands all over her back and all over
up and down her back, rubbing her back and legs. Her back pain
went away, and so they had healed her. Her friend said, now,
don't tell anybody about this. But she had come to the Western Bigfoot
Society and thought maybe she would get up and tell people about it. And
I said, well, no, I'm glad you told me, though,
I said, you know, I find that really interesting. I met another
woman who thought a brand new Corvette Stingray in nineteen sixty eight and was speeding
up the Spirit Mountain Highway on Mount Saint Helen's the first day she had this
car, and she just took it right off through a guard rail, off
a cliff and down into a ravine, about one hundred feet down a ravine,
and she remembers lying all mangled in the car at the bottom of the
ravine. For she has a memory of it. But the next thing she
remembers, R and her are backed up on the road. She's next to
the car on the road and the cars on the road, and the police
come and they take her away by ambulance and her life is saved, and
she reread its Bigfoot with saving her life once again. What was illustrated was
some kind of concern when a human life is really in need of help.
And I thought that was really interesting. But like that, and that's not
so what I would say. That's not really a woo woo type story so
much. Although it's pretty difficult to imagine how they got the car from the
bottom of the ravine up one hundred feet back onto the road. I mean
it took some serious strength, man, it took something. I would meet
so many people when I did the four hundred and eighty five sighting reports that
would tell me the wackiest stories. One family went camping and they found a
track and they cast it and they were all like, oh, man,
wow, this is great. I found a Bigfoot track. And they weren't
even that into bigfoot, but once they found this track, they were just
thrilled and they were all about all bigfoots around, so they of course,
we're looking all around the campsite for where Bigfoot might be in They got in
their car to drive home, and the car radio suddenly came on and something
kept chanting, Chota Chota, Chota choctwa, and the AM radio dial was
set to the lowest possible frequency, below five fifty on the AM radio,
and they couldn't stop this chanting from coming through the AM radio. And they
were convinced that this had something to do with Bigfoot because they had been getting
these vibes to get out of the area, and they've been filled with fear,
and they thought, you know, the old inexplicable fear thing you hear
about so often. They were all like, oh, we got to get
out of here. And then this thing was chanting. The radio was chanting,
And I always thought, well, that's a pretty strange one. But
yeah, I'm like I said, I've just got so many either my own
experiences were trusted weird experiences that I investigated myself where I said, something very
strange occurred here. There's really an endless list of them. Like I said,
the more you get into it, the more you see the anomalous things
you see, what doesn't fit the eight pattern. You go, oh,
yeah, tracks. But then after you look at enough tracks and you're cast
enough tracks, you go, there's a weight problem because they're either too deep
or they're too shallow, or there's too few. Yeah, there's never too
many. Do You never know where they stop and where they suck. A
lot of times they'll be in the middle of a soft sand bar with no
other tracks around. So you start to wonder about the tracks after you really
study the details of the tracks. And speaking of science, nobody has ever
sat down and said, well, if I have a two inch deep track
in this substrate, what is the compressibility of this substrate and therefore, how
much does this creature weigh if it can push this soil down two inches and
compress it with a foot with that much surface area, Because you know,
it's a lot of weight. But no one's ever even tried to calculate.
Which is an area that I think would lead to interesting discoveries scientifically, because
all the tracks I've seen don't add up like a normal animal. They disappear,
they don't go anywhere Where do they end? Where do they start?
I mean, that's how it is for me, and I've found a few
real tracks out there, at least I think they were. You know,
once again, this is kind of the thing about the science and Bigfoot.
It's science or science ism, because nobody's narrowed the problem space by doing actual
experimental work and said, okay, we can narrow the problem space here scientifically
speaking, and at least do that. Now, this brings up the second
problem, which is there's a location problem. When all is said and done,
everyone knows where the hotspots are when you compare it to other discoveries of
other species, like the coalescent, the confirming example found thirty seven miles away
in the Commoro silence fourteen years later. I think it was so from the
first Patterson film till now, and not that that's even a solid that's anecdotal
evidence. Anyhow, there's been no type specimen and no confirming type specimen with
bigfoots, So you know there's got to be a reason for that, right
you know. That's the thing is that people don't look at the next generation
of bigfoot researchers will study all the anomalies in the data in this generation's research,
and they will understand a different level of things. Is my prediction.
Hopeful prediction. Yes, I think you're definitely right there. We've mentioned it
a couple of times. I would be remiss if I didn't ask you.
It is anecdotal, but it is that thing that everybody always goes to.
You mentioned it early on in the interview. You got to pick a side
one way or the other on the PG film, And I'm honestly, I'm
fifty fifty most days. There's some days I'll look at it, and then
there's some days I go back and I'm like, God, you know that
could be a guy in a suit, right, And I know there's a
new AI image out there that I've talked about with other people that are floating
around where they filled in some of the gaps and the picture whatever. I
said all that to say, where are you on the PG film's validity?
Do you think that's a real creature that we're seeing in that film? You
probably don't realize. I published a paper in nineteen ninety eight name Towards the
Resolution of the Bigfoot Phenomenon, where we spent five hundred thousand dollars to in
fact investigate the Patterson film and higher scientists to prove it was a hoax.
Or a guy in a gorilla suit. And Jeff Glickman and the Botech led
up the whole scientific research thing, and we went through the whole banana,
and I got a copy of the Patterson film from Patty Patterson. I paid
her twenty thousand dollars to digitize the only remaining first generation copy of the film
from her safety deposit box. Took it to Turner Network Studios digitizing facility,
and New Jersey digitized the film that an incredible resolution, stabilized it twenty years
before the rest of you did all this research into the different photoemulsion layers of
red, green, and blue and looked at the Patterson film and each one
of those layers. I mean bottom line is and this is where I think
common sense has to take people by the hand and show them that this left
brain stuff is really getting carried away. Patterson film is really of a limited
use because if you look at the Bigfoot phenomenon as a logic problem, there's
four possible origins for the bigfoot phenomenon, and that is the phenomenon is people
keep saying they see the giant. People find these tracks, they find hair
samples, they heard these knocks, right I mean, that's the big Foot
phenomenon. It's all these stories and some tracks and some samples. So there's
four things that could possibly cause it. Right, you could have a misidentified
animal like a bear. You could have aped a guy in a gorilla suit.
You could have a mass hallucination where everybody just wants to believe in a
Bigfoot. Or you could actually have sightings of an uncataloged animal. That's number
four. And so the Patterson film eliminates two of those four possibilities. You
know it isn't a guy in a gorilla suit. That doesn't add up,
and you know that it's not a mass illuction. Wait, let me take
that back. You know it's not a mass illucination. It really gets down
to it's either a hoax or an uncataloged animal. And so the Patterson film
forces you to narrow down the possibilities to those two. That's what it's good
for. Thanks to the Patterson film, we know it's either a hoax or
it's a real animal. That's all we know from the Patterson film. That's
all we will ever know from the Patterson film. That's where I say common
sense has to take charge. Let it go how about doing some other research,
you guys, after sixty years of poring over this thing, I blew
five hundred grand on it. All right, you know what happened in my
Patterson film study. Everybody ignored it. They pretended like it was never done.
They reinvented the wheel. Everybody went out and did the same thing all
over again, over and over and over. All the conclusions we reached back
in our nineteen ninety eight paper they suddenly rediscovered over and over and over.
It was completely ignored by everybody, all the big foot researchers and all the
real scientists. So I learned my lesson with the Patterson film, which is
that, yeah, okay, you can learn something from the Patterson film,
whether it's a hoax or a real animal is basically you get down to those
and then you've got to take it from there and leave the Patterson film,
because you're never going to figure out from the Patterson film whether it's a hoax
or a real animal. I mean, we've been trying for sixty years.
Maybe we will figure it out one day, but I don't think it's worth
the return on investment. I can speak to that, having invested so much
so I'm like, no, it's time to move on, find something else
to study. One of the things that we concluded at the very end of
our paper was that one of the best things you could do was to get
all the Bigfoot artifacts that were floating around out there, liked the Patterson film
and get it under curation so that future researchers would have access to the data
and would have access to the We did the second, the first copy of
the Patterson film. The original's gone, but you can still get a copy
of the first copy and preserve it for future generations to study. Because we
couldn't get to the end, we couldn't prove it was a guy in a
guerrilla suit, nor would we therefore prove it was any flesh and blood thing
either. Yeah, I totally have to you know. In the end,
through all those words, I'm in the same place you were. Who knows,
fifty fifty five hundred grand poorer fifty fifty okay, Yeah, Well,
I'm glad I didn't spend half a million dollars to get to my fifty fifty.
Yeah. Really, it's not worth it. I hope I saved you
the money. So I guess the last word is this. Every time I
do a show like this and it goes outside of the flesh and blood camp,
I'll always get emails. I get people sending me messages saying that guy
was full of shit. You know that story is not true. I know
you well enough to know that you don't give a shit what other people think.
So I'll give you the last word on where you are. You've gotten
to your hypothesis, on your theory on this bigfoot thing. Is there anything
that you would leave as far as parting words? You stepped away from this
for almost thirty years and here you are back on the scene for all of
us that are in this for you know, a short just a blip on
the map, basically compared to how much time you've given the subject. Is
there any advice for anybody that's listening that is into this subject and they want
to take it seriously and do some research. Is there any last words for
them that you would leave to them? As the generation coming up, it's
going to be looking at all this data that we've talked about, question everything.
Why No, I'm just being an asshole. My advice is follow your
intuition and ignore all these assholes instead, think about Chewbacca. Yeah, that'll
get you closer. Yeah, there you go. That's my advice for the
kids. You're right, I don't really care anymore about other people's opinions.
Tremendously. It's one of the most fascinating subjects ever. I would have to
say is it's really interesting, and it really connects everything together. It's really
amazing. It's one of the most worthwhile subjects of study. That's what I
would say. Well, there you heard it, folks. Henry Franzoni,
thanks so much for coming on the show. I've had a blast talking to
you, and I really appreciate you sharing your stories and your perspectives. If
yes, I'm happy too. I'm glad. I'm glad you like stories.
Yeah. Generally speaking, I am about to I should pump my book one
last sec I'm publishing a book called Failing in a Cooler Way, How I
Failed to Find Bigfoot. That's the name of it. And it's an ironic
title because I think I actually have found it, you know, But that's
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