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So, Paul, this is coming
out in December, but in the real

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world, we're still in November.
And I just saw this video on Instagram.

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It's an Ina Garten video where she's
trying to give people tips on what

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you can make ahead of time for
Thanksgiving so that you're not rushing around the

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whole day, okay, trying to
you know. And so they were already

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had my schedule, said Erica,
thank you for the recommendation. I don't

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need it. Ah ah, I
already had everything written out schedule. That's

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cute. That's so cute. I
just show up position. But so the

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person interviewing her was asking her like
do's and don't and blah blah blah,

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and she was saying, like,
what would you want people to bring to

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your Thanksgiving? If they offer to
bring something? And I know, very

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very kindly, was like, oh, if someone offers to bring something,

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of course I say yes and say
bring a dessert. And I was like,

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who in the world has the hootspah
to bring food to Aina fucking garden

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Thanksgiving? Who out there in the
world is like, is like, you

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know who? Stuffing is perfect?
Mine? You bring a bottle of wine

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and that's mile and that's it,
and an appetite and maybe some to go

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containers take leftovers. No, I
think she saw that and they're better than

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yours. There's no way unless you're
maybe Martha Stewart. Yeah, the only

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other person who can I can be. I can see being like I've created

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to go containers for you. Thanks
Martha. I can't get over it.

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I'm like, I need to know, I need to know who I want

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names I want. What did they
bring to your house that they thought Paltro

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and she brought like Apple Strudel that
they thought, you mean her child,

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just like strud Hey, I'm Paul
and America and this is that aged well

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holiday edithes December, dashing through the
snow in a one horse open sleigh,

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hiding in the closet, getting drunk
by yourself. And also Yesterday's Pop Culture

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Today that the whole new I just
do a whole fucking song song and then

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get to like Yesterday's Pop Culture Today
really breaking people's brains. Ah, Erica,

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it's December. It's twenty one days
to Christmas. Oh my god,

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have you done all your shopping yet? No? Because we're recording this in

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November. Correct, I've only just
begun to think about my nephew's presence.

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I only buy for my nephews.
That's it. Yeah, my family is

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a really smart thing because we're all
adults and everyone just buys their own thing

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that they like, and so we
just pick a name and we only have

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to buy for that one person and
it's excellent. And except for the poor

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slove who always gets my grandfather who's
ninety six and hates everything. We can't

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like, not include it, feel
bad, but he hates everything. Erica,

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we have five star Apple podcast reviews, two short ones excellent. Do

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you want to read first or should
I read first? Read first? Okay,

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ladies first? Ladies first, or
second? Trollop second. I love

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the name of this review. This
person hot Sandy. Hot Sandy. You

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know what appropriate for this episode.
Yeah, that's true because we're talking about

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a hot Sandy today. Sandy also
sounds like a little bit like a sex

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act. I think this is this
is the Sandy at the end of Greece.

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That's what they're going for. That's
hot Sandy Sandy. And what is

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the hot Sandy sex act? Pill
has to do with the beach? When

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you get a hot Sandy it's when
you get a hot sandy. It's when

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you're it's when you're it's when you're
getting buried in sand and it fels you

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don't feels so good. But they
leave your genitals exposed so they can you

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can do sex stuff with Oh,
and then the waves lap on your on

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your genitals and that's how that's what. It takes like hours, but eventually

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climax that way. It takes a
really long time, but it's so worth

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it. But it's so worth it. It's a Kama sutras or. I

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think sex right, Yeah, I
think Sting does that on his private island

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every year. Sting In and Trudy
are doing came up with the hot sandy.

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Yeah, Sing and Trudy are doing
hot sandy to each other, hot

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pioneers. I always love that Sting's
wife's name is Trudy. I don't know

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why that makes me laugh one hundred
percent. I love that Sting's real name

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is Gordon. Gordon and Trudy that's
their names. That's actually like the weird

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neighbors in Suburbia. That's not that's
not Sting and his wife who have four

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hour orgasms of each other. Ha
ha ha, Well, Hot Sandy says,

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screaming with laughter. I started with
a bang. For my very first

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episode I listened to was the Mommy
Dearest episode. Good thing I had my

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windows up while driving because I was
literally screaming along with the hosts. We

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did scream during that one quite a
bit. So much screaming us, crist

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I am not one of your thanks
for the laughs. Must listen. It

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sounds like Hot Sandy is one of
our fans. Yes, yeah, and

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also a fan leaves reviews, you
know, like one of my favorite ones.

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Oh, you play favorite everyone more
than people who joined the patriarch A

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hot Sandy, by the way,
I love your interpretation. But what a

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hot Sandy actually is is it's a
threesome where you all get in a in

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a steam room together and you make
a sandwich and then it's a hot Sandy.

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It's a yeah, it's a it's
it's a it's one of those sandwiches

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that you dip in jew. You
know what I mean. Oh, I

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love a sandwich chip dipped in jew. I'm not even being gross now.

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That is fucking delicious when that happens. You know. Also the Hot Sandy

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Peter Gallagher and the o C Sandy
and he is hot in Hot Sandy.

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That's a hot Sandy. Yeah,
we also haven't. We thought this was

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going to be short, but we've
gone on for five minutes about Hot Sandy

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and the first view. We also
have a review from Erica ninety two seventy

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three. She's from the future.
Pot we really hit it big. Erica

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says, don't listen to this if
you're trying to fall asleep. Fair again,

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we scream. I have made the
mistake of listening to Paul and Erica

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at bedtime too many times. I
always end up laughing so hard I never

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get any sleep. I'm having so
much fun reliving movies from my childhood,

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and I look forward to each new
episode, hopefully enjoying them bright and early.

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When you pop out of bed getting
ready for work, putting all your

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brush in your teeth, you may
spray the mirror with a little bit of

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a toothpaste residue, but that's much
better than not getting get any sleep.

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We want you to sleep. We
want you to get your good eight hours

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of beauty sleep every night unless something
in the future. Maybe have a pill

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you can take so you don't have
to sleep. Oh there you go let

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us know Erica nine two seven three. What is the future life like the

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Jackson said it would be? Is
Judy Dench still alive? I bet she

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is? I bet she is hot? Sand the Erica ninety two seventy three.

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Thank you so much for those reviews. We so appreciate them. If

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you would like and that ah weel
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us know this is you, and
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Erica. What is the very first
holiday film in this the Year of Our

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Lord? Twenty twenty three. Today's
film is the nineteen ninety five romantic comedy

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While You Were Sleeping. While You
Were Sleeping was requested by Alison, by

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jan by Satana, by Lee,
by Sabrina, by Emily, by Maggie,

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by Mara, by Rebecca, by
Jenny, by Sophie, by Mackenzie,

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and yet still more people whose names
I could not determine from their social

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media profiles. So this was a
big hit. People wanted to hear this

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one number one with a bullet wow
for December easily well, number one with

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a bullet. Oh, I'll show
myself out. No, No, I'm

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done, No, you stay here. This is exactly the energy I want.

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There's nothing I like more than wordplay. While You Were Sleeping was written

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by Daniel G. Sullivan and Frederick
LeBeau. It was directed by John Turtle

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Taub and its stars Sandra Bullock,
Bill Pullman, Peter Gallagher, Peter Boyle,

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Glennis Johns, micol Mercurio, Michael
Rispoli, Jason Bernard and a Jack

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Warden. It's a really solid cast. Peter Boyle do a little deep dive

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one day. Fascinating person, best
friend with all the Beatles. Who knew?

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I did not know that? Yes, like really interesting guy. I

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bet you the Jack Warden and Glennis
John's had so many stories, oh yeah,

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of old Hollywood, Like it just
must have been the most incredible group

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of people to be around all the
time and just like soak in the energy.

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While You Were Sleeping was originally set
in New York City, but was

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changed to Chicago for budgetary reasons.
It was once called coma Guy, but

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that title didn't stick. Fair.
You know what, Some studio executives earn

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their money, That's all I'm saying. Every once in a while they do

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stumble across a good note. Yeah, even a broken clock. You know

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what, I'm saying ball I do, I do. And it was originally

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about a man pretending to be the
fiance of a woman in a coma,

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but that setup was deemed quote unquote
to predatory too overboardy I mean predatory.

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I mean whatever studio executive was doing
this one nailed it. Yeah they're not

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currently working for the AMPTP. I
don't think. Yeah, no they are.

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They are a fucking genius because they
fixed a broken movie and made it

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this one, which was not broken. Not broken. Erica While You Were

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Sleeping has an eighty one percent critical
rating on Rotten Tomatoes and a seventy nine

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percent audience score. It has a
seventy three percent critical rating on Cherry Picks.

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You know, I kind of see
that. Don't don't turn on the

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audience. Okay, I don't like
this movie that much. Okay, I

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want to, I really do.
It has all the ingredients of a movie

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I would love, but I feel
really like tepid towards it. I wonder

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if it's literally because it's not in
New York. I'm thinking if this was

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set in New York and you to
see your beautiful New York City and around

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Christmas, I think that would have
been the added spice that was needed.

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It was a little bit of salt
that was missing a little bit. Well.

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Also, I was telling you this
off Mike earlier, but I think

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I've written a better movie in my
head, and I will tell you that

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movie later. Yeah, but my
movie's better than this movie, and it

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has all the same characters. We
don't have to lose anyone. But like

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I made some tweaks in my mind, full disclosure. Better. She's right,

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she has written a better movie in
her head. It's a good movie.

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Yeah. Again, I have nothing
against this movie. I kind of

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I kind of like it. I
enjoyed watching it, but I was I

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was really disappointed in myself because my
response was so tepid. I total I've

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had movies like that where you're like, I want to love this more than

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I'm loving it. Yeah, I
was more on this, like I loved

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this movie. I love this movie
when it came out. I won't get

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too far ahead because I have some
fun story from some fun stories about the

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first time I saw it. But
like, I'm more on the eighty one

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eighty five percent and you're probably more
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yeah, yeah, like it.
Like I see like moments where you can

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just like tweak the film to make
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I disagree with you. I think
Chicago at wintertime looks very beautiful. Beautiful

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enough, is it New York?
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Chicago's not beautiful at Christmas time.
I'm just saying that our personal connection to

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New York, like we see when
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and we're like in love because it's
our home, it's our place. Yeah,

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Oh, Chicago's coming for you,
Paul. I think they're coming for

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you. Well, I said Chicago
was beautiful, and you were like,

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no, it's a dump. That
is the rewriting of the facts. That's

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exactly what she says. This is. I'm gonna release this unedited. I'm

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gonna go through the notes once again. I believe what you said was Chicago

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is a hellscape and New York is
the only acceptable Christmas movie location. All

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right, Erica, when did you
first see while you were sleeping? I

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saw it in the theater. I
didn't love it. I have friends who

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love this movie, and it's just
like it didn't hit and so I was

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really excited to come back to it
again this week because I was like,

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this is it, It's gonna hit
it. I'm an older woman now I

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find Bill Pullman very sexy, which
I didn't in nineteen ninety five because I

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was too young. And I'm like, I'm gonna get it, and Bill

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Pullman is very sexy, and I
still was like, it's a pretty good

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movie. It's a pretty good movie
and for some reason just misses you.

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It does. Yeah, yeah,
how about you? When did you first

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see? While you were sleeping?
I also saw in theaters. This movie

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is very important to me Erica for
a reason. I'm not yet told you.

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Okay, are you ready? Oh
my god, I can't wait.

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There's so few things I don't know
about you that when I do there's a

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new one. I'm like, oh
my god. Sandra Bullock was my movie

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star beard in high school. Uh
huh. She was my favorite movie star

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because of this movie. Because I
love this movie and I was straight and

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I love Shandraw Bullet. You think
she was so hot? You think loving

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Sandra Bullet made you seem less?
It did in the nineties. They did

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in the nineties. Okay, like
all the boys are around and they're like,

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have you seen that latest Playboy?
Have you seen? Have you seen

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that that broad Cindy Crawford, I've
in my mind you're hanging around solely like

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I'm hanging around in like revel without
a Cause and in nineteen sixties garage,

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like you should think that fixing cars, fixing cars out with grease lightning,

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And then you're like, I love
that Sandy Bully. She's got spunk.

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So I have not seen it for
a long time. I remembered quite a

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bit of it. There was actually
one specific part that will get to where

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I didn't realize I was remembering the
movie. I thought I came up with

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a joke myself, and the joke
happened, and I was like, oh,

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I guess that was just in my
brain. Oh, I've done that.

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Like when we were doing She Devil, there was there was at least

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one joke where I was like,
oh, I thought that was an Erica

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original. My bad. Sorry.
So I am very very much on the

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l train for this movie. I
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I did find Bill Pullman sexy when
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not find Peter Gallagher sexy. That
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yeah, when I was a kid, I remember being like that guy.

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And now I'm in my forties and
I'm like that guy. Yeah, Now

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I'm like, how do you choose
Peter Gallagher really does? Maybe they should

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make a hot Sandy because you know, the two brothers aren't actually related,

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So exactly, that's a real hot
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Sandy. Yeah, and she's hot, and she's hot. She's a hot

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so hot, she's a perfect childhood
beard. I mean, I guess it

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could have been Madonna. So this
is kudos to you for picking a slightly

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less obvious choice. It could have
been fucking Maggie Smith, okay, who

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was a very handsome woman, Erica. The tagline for While You Were Sleeping

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is a story about love at second
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that. That is a tagline for
a movie about a fortune teller. It

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is at least a tagline for a
movie about someone who is friends with someone

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and then falls in love with them
after yes, they're friends with them.

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That movie that Randall Park and Ali
Wong made, Yeah, that's exactly.

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Maybe that's that. That's that that's
it. That's the perfect There's no second

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site here, No, there's there's
not even a first site. I mean,

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it's it's this is all this is
all wrong, all wrong. Boo.

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Whoever that studio executive who fixed the
movie then puned this off on a

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junior executive. They're like done,
I'm gonna take a vacation, and that

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junior executive really shit the best?
Do you want to read the iTunes synopsis?

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Sure? When a woman visits a
man in a coma whose life she

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saved, she is mistaken as his
fiance by his family, but as she

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finds out more about her alleged bridegroom, she soon begins to wonder if mister

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Perfect is really mister Wright. A
synopsis that completely leaves out the second lead

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of the movie. I think I
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you start to explain that it's a
complicated movie, it is. This is

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a long recap because there's a lot
of twists and turns that we're gonna go

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on in this plot. Yeah,
and so if you try to get into

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like the nitty gritty of everything,
you like, it's a lot just fine

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man in a coma very handsome she
finds out he's kind of a douche.

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Yeah, move on, move on, that's it, Paul, Do you

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have an actual synopsis for while you
were sleeping? Yes, while you were

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sleeping a fairy tale featuring dozens of
fairy godmothers and not a single one of

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them with a usable piece of advice. Well, someone give this woman a

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piece of good advice for god sake, ghost for you to you for help,

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and you basically shrug again and again
or actively harm her in her pursuit

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for finding the right choice. All
right, everyone, stick around. We

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are gonna come right back. We're
gonna take you through while you were sleeping

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after like ninety seconds maximum of ads. That's right, we're doing that now.

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Yeah, we're doing ads now.
If you hear one. By the

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way, some of them were sneaking
in. If you hear one, it's

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like pro gun. Let us know, because we are not pro gun here

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at that age. Well, and
some of them are sneaking in there.

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Yeah, so please reach out and
we're back. We open in Chicago,

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beautiful, beautiful Chicago. Unless you're
Paul and you're like brought worst and thick

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pizza. No, thank you,
get out of here. Jeremy Allen White.

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Lucy Eleanor moderates played by Sandra Bullock, narrates in voiceover over scenes of

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her childhood. She tells us the
following, Okay, there are two things

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that I remember about my childhood.
First, I remember being with my dad.

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He would get this far off look
in his eye and say, life

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doesn't always turn out the way you
plan. I just wish i'd realized at

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the time talking about my life,
but that never stopped us from taking adventures

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together. He would pack up our
sometimes working car and he would tell me

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amazing stories about strange and exotic lands
as we headed off to the exotic destinations

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like Milwaukee. It's amazing how exotic
Wisconsin isn't. But my favorite memories were

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the stories he would tell me about
my mom. He would take me to

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the church where they got married,
and I'd beg him to tell me more

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about the ceremony and about my crazy
uncle Irwin who fell asleep in the macaroni

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and cheese. And I asked my
dad when he knew that he truly loved

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my mom, and he said to
me, Lucy, your mother gave me

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a special gift. She gave me
the world, and then we see a

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little globe light up next to her, and she says, actually it was

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a globe with a light knit,
but for the romantic he was, it

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might as well have been the world. Okay, I wrote this down for

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two raisins erica verbatim, by the
way, yep, number one. It's

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not particularly well written. It opens
up with there are two things I remember

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about my childhood, and then it
never gives us the second thing. It

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just says, I remember being with
my dad, and then it goes off

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on it is on her father,
on and on and on, and then

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it says things like I asked him
when he knew I was in love he

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was in love with my mother,
and then he just gives her a non

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secretary about a globe and doesn't ever
really answer the question. Right. So

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that's the first thing. Second thing
I don't care. Sandra Bullock is already

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charisma bombing us with her nuclear levels
of charm. She is a super nova

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of charm. Two actresses enter the
shoring, one super nova chrisma bomb Sandra

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Bullock, one super nova chrisma bomb. Julia Roberts, who out Charisma,

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is the other Sandra in a walk
it's not even close. Yeah, it's

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not even close. And look,
I like Julia Roberts, I do,

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but Sandra Bullock can literally sell me
anything. Yeah. I saw a movie

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where she was lost in space for
two hours and I was fucking riveted,

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riveted, could not stop watching it. Yeah. If Sandra Bullock started goop,

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oh, yeah, I'd be putting
jade eggs up my wazoo every day.

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So we cut to the present day
and Lucy continues to narrate about the

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first time she saw quote unquote him. She was working your job as a

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total collector in the on the l
and she's in her booth and she's treated

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to a gorgeous businessman running by.
He has a mane of dark hair,

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plush lips, eyebrows. It would
make Carra Delavine blush. We eventually learned

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that this man's name is Peter Callahan. He's played by Peter Gallagher. Not

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hot to me in the nineties,
extremely hot to me now so handsome now,

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so handsome. I think he looks
the same. So it must have

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been me who changed. It's us
who changed. Is we found We now

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find this handsome and we didn't back
then. We sure didn't. I was

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like, boo, it's love at
first sight for Lucy. She tells us

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that she's sure someday she'll find the
courage to introduce herself to Prince Charming and

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their relationship will be perfect, just
like her Prince. Have you ever seen

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anyone that look you look? I
don't mean to dog the people of the

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MTA. They are wonderful people.
They do God's work. They get us

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from point A to point B every
day, mostly without getting shot, and

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that's not really their job. But
I have never seen anyone that looks like

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Sandra Bullock in one of those booths, not ones, not ones do they

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try to cast Nicole Kidman And they
were like, you know what, no

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one would believe her in the booth? Like, are we expected to believe

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Sandra bull look? I would fit
in the booth? I'm not saying I

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wouldn't. Oh I am, I
am too. I'm not good enough for

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the booths? Yeah, frankly,
Yeah, but I'm a troll. Is

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luminous. There's something about her.
I was like, you expect me to

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believe? People pass by her every
day and don't know. Yeah, that

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Peter Gallagher, this troll. Peter
Gallagher. This is sixteen year old me

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now passes this this goddess and it's
just like what's up and keeps going.

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Yeah. One of my complaints about
the film is that, like, we're

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set up to believe that this guy
is gonna be kind of a dick,

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right because he's this like suave businessman, and the movie goes there, but

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they don't. They still give him
plenty of humanity because the movie is ultimately

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extremely kind and I wanted him to
go full out and like he literally doesn't

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look at her, yeah, because
she thinks she's beneath him, and that's

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interesting, But the movie kind difficultes
there and skirts by it because he just

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doesn't look at her. He just
throws his token in and keeps moving on,

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which plenty of people do. It's
not like that in and of itself

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is a bad like you're a bad
person, but if they kind of hammered

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it home that there are people in
the morning who are like, good morning,

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yeah and pleasant, but he doesn't
even look at her, or at

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least gave him a little bit more
of a runway so he could be a

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dick at this portion of the movie. And then later in the movie he

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can become a changed man. It
gives him more of an arc, a

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little bit more of an arc.
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dick, like he's so good at
it. I'm like, I really wanted

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to see full scumbag Peter Gallagher where
she is staring at him and going,

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oh, he's so lovely. I'm
gonna marry him someday. And then we

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catched him on his cell phone being
like, I don't care if the orphanage

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is full of nuns. Blow it
up anyway, like, oh my god,

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that got so dark, orphanage full
of nuns. And then he's blowing

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up. I thought he's just gonna
evict me. He's not mister Potter,

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He's mister Potter's evil step son.
We cut to Lucy hoisting a Christmas tree

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up to the apartment, like her
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Bold choice, bold choice. Can
I just say PSA for this episode?

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Kids, If you're hoisting anything with
a rope or with any fabric,

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wear gloves, wear gloves, wear
gloves. You need gloves. Also,

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Christmas trees are not that heavy.
No, the Hollywood industrial complex leads us

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to believe that Christmas trees are impossible
to lift. Impossible. I will have

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you know I have single handedly lifted
a six foot tree by myself, walked

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it to my apartment up a flight
of stairs. Fine. Unsurprisingly, this

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crack plan does not go well,
and the tree winds up through the window

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of her downstairs neighbor and landlord Joe. If someone broke my window in the

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middle of a Chicago winter, death
immediately, just death behead her. This

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man is so kind, Yeah,
bring it to me. This man is

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like, don't worry about it.
It's the holidays. So anyway, Joe

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adores Lucy like like I said,
he has no intention of asking her to

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even pay for any damages. No, don't worry, princess, it's the

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it's the holidays. We're like family
basically. And speaking of family, right

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then, his son Joe Junior played
by Michael Rispoli, enters in you wrote

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here too small t shirt. That's
not what's happening. He's he's wearing a

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child's shirt as though he doesn't own
adult clothes, and I was like,

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the first thought I had was like, is Joe Junior special? I can't.

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I don't remember how special Joe Junior
is supposed to be. He's not.

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He's just for some reason, wearing
the tiniest T shirt. His pants

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are undone. He's a mess Joe. He obviously has a crush on on

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Lucy. Joe Junior. Let's talk
a little bit about Joe Junior, shall

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we. I have questions for you
about Joe Junior. Okay, because when

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I was recapping this, I was
a little concerned about saying anything. He's

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not very threatening, and I was
like, is that because I'm a dude.

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And also, we obviously know what
the movie is. We know it's

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a romantic comedyst Sandra Bullock. Sandra
Bullock is obviously annoyed by Joe Junior,

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but not frightened of Joe Junior anyways, Like that takes a lot of the

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teeth out of us. Yeah,
is it possible for a man to be

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this kind of lovable scumbag in real
life? No? Absolutely not, It's

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not possible. Okay. This performance
is truly one of the best ones in

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the movie that I was great.
I didn't notice the first time because again,

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like literally everyone is great in this
movie. This performance is a miracle.

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And what Michael Risbolli does with this
part because exactly what you said,

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he creates a lovable scumbag that you
never feel frightened of or threatened by.

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The two of them together have great
chemistry, and that she's almost like sisterly

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towards him, even when he's like
actively trying to bang her. Like,

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he manages to make this performance something
that's funny and almost vulnerable while being a

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scumbag, And I was like,
Holy, how did he do that?

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Yeah? How did he pull that
off? Brilliant? It's brilliant. You

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did mention earlier that everyone in the
movie is good, and I mostly agree

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with you. I do have one
note on one performance, which one the

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I don't know the name of the
actor, but the character is mel Sandra

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Bullock's cat ha ha, and I
really found the performance kind of flat.

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It's one of the worst cat performances
we've ever seen. And we're actually gonna

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see another cat performance later in the
movie that is also it's flat. Yeah,

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and you know they needed Carol the
Tarantula Wrangler to come in and bring

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a higher quality of cat. Yeah, hi all, I know you wanted

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a very specific, kind of very
charismatic cat for this role, but what

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I've brought you here instead are two
doped up alley cats that I found yesterday

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behind the Dunkin Donuts and enjoy.
Yeah, that's why they weren't. They're

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not even credit on IMDb. I
don't think they've worked again. A then,

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Pop, do you think you're still
alive? Paull? This movie's thirty

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year old. Oh God, they're
dead, aren't they. Well, then

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we shouldn't speak ill of the dead
anymore. You know who's not dead,

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by the way, Glenn's fucking John. He's not that woman, the old,

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old old lady in this movie.
Fucking She's gonna live longer than Peter

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Gallagher. So we cut to Lucy
grabbing a hot dog the next day her

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boss slash best friend. You know
how that thing where you're best friends with

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your boss, that's a totally normal
thing that everyone has. His name is

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Jerry. He's played by the wonderful
Jason Bernard. Very funny, very funny.

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He meets up with Harry tells her
that he's nominating her for Employee of

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the Month because she's so delightful and
a wonderful person, and she's never late

405
00:27:41.559 --> 00:27:45.000
and she always works holidays even when
she worked the last holiday, and Lucy's

406
00:27:45.000 --> 00:27:48.720
like, hey, I smell what
you're putting down, and I don't care

407
00:27:48.759 --> 00:27:52.519
for it. Sir. Yeah.
She tells him clearly that she's not working

408
00:27:52.599 --> 00:27:55.839
Christmas, and he pushes back.
He's trying to walk around the topic,

409
00:27:55.880 --> 00:27:59.200
but he just eventually hits her with
you're the only one without a family,

410
00:27:59.519 --> 00:28:03.759
and she's like, okay, so, yeah, sure, I guess I'll

411
00:28:03.759 --> 00:28:10.359
work holidays. That is art hard. Look. I worked in businesses for

412
00:28:10.640 --> 00:28:12.799
many years that were open on the
holidays, and the fact of the matter

413
00:28:12.960 --> 00:28:15.920
was sometimes you have to work the
holidays. And you figured that out like

414
00:28:17.720 --> 00:28:22.359
three months in advance. Yeah,
and the people whose whose families were closer

415
00:28:22.480 --> 00:28:25.119
and the people who, if the
holiday was religious, were not of that

416
00:28:25.160 --> 00:28:29.000
religion. You step up and you
fill in. And I have difficulty believing

417
00:28:29.000 --> 00:28:33.519
that there's no one in the entire
Chicago transit authority who's Jewish Jewish. I'm

418
00:28:33.559 --> 00:28:38.759
like, do we not have a
single person or Hindu? Yeah, or

419
00:28:38.960 --> 00:28:42.880
just doesn't give a shit about the
holidays, or doesn't have a family,

420
00:28:44.359 --> 00:28:47.640
or has a family that they fucking
hate, Yeah, doesn't want to be

421
00:28:47.680 --> 00:28:51.880
around them because it's he mentions it's
triple overtime too, and I'm like,

422
00:28:52.160 --> 00:28:55.279
well, shit, girl, yeah, take the take the money, Yeah,

423
00:28:55.400 --> 00:28:57.200
take yourself somewhere nice for New Year's
Yeah. Well, we'll also find

424
00:28:57.200 --> 00:29:00.759
out later in the movie that she
is freshly without a family, Like a

425
00:29:00.839 --> 00:29:06.200
year ago she lost her hame,
So it's like sad man her. Her

426
00:29:06.240 --> 00:29:10.160
coworkers really jumped on that advantage,
didn't they. They really were like,

427
00:29:10.400 --> 00:29:12.440
Hey, you're alone now right,
You know how you're gonna die alone?

428
00:29:14.160 --> 00:29:15.240
Would you like to do that in
a booth? You know how you have

429
00:29:15.279 --> 00:29:22.240
no connections in this world because your
entire family is dead. You know how,

430
00:29:22.279 --> 00:29:25.480
somehow it's your fault even though it's
not. Hey girl, Hey girl,

431
00:29:25.559 --> 00:29:27.880
Hey girl, you know how you're
really really lonely and sad. What

432
00:29:29.000 --> 00:29:30.640
if you got paid triple over time
to be lonely and said, well,

433
00:29:30.640 --> 00:29:34.519
I had some nog also, he
could have gone the other way and been

434
00:29:34.599 --> 00:29:37.799
like, hey girl, I know
how hard this time of year is for

435
00:29:37.839 --> 00:29:41.000
you. How about you bury yourself
in work and forget about it? Yeah,

436
00:29:41.160 --> 00:29:44.400
and like, how about that instead, like try to make it seem

437
00:29:44.400 --> 00:29:48.400
like a positive, which, to
be fair, I think would work in

438
00:29:48.480 --> 00:29:52.200
a Yeah, like if you really
have nowhere to be. Okay, I

439
00:29:52.200 --> 00:29:56.799
could sit at home listening to because
apparently my boss slash best friend isn't fucking

440
00:29:56.839 --> 00:30:03.759
inviting me over for fucking Christmas dinner. Lord, come on, just hire

441
00:30:03.759 --> 00:30:08.119
more people of different faiths are doing? Why is everyone Christian here? Hey

442
00:30:08.160 --> 00:30:11.799
girl? Hey girl, Hey girl, you know how you're really sad?

443
00:30:12.000 --> 00:30:15.440
See how your life is a desolate, desolate baron hellscape. Hey girl,

444
00:30:15.480 --> 00:30:21.160
you know how you've never no one's
ever touched your genitals. You know how,

445
00:30:21.319 --> 00:30:23.359
you know how like you're somehow,
even though you're beautiful, you're the

446
00:30:23.599 --> 00:30:26.599
opposite sex things you're disgusting. You
know how your father, Hey girl,

447
00:30:26.599 --> 00:30:29.759
Hey girl, you know your father's
so fresh on the ground you haven't even

448
00:30:29.799 --> 00:30:32.400
had time or the money to get
a gravestone yet. Yeah, hey girl,

449
00:30:32.480 --> 00:30:34.319
Hey girl, remember how the other
day you thought about marrying your cat

450
00:30:36.440 --> 00:30:40.039
just to feel something. Hey girl, Hey girl, you know how the

451
00:30:40.119 --> 00:30:42.720
Chinese food guy is your best friend
after your boss. Hey girl, you

452
00:30:42.759 --> 00:30:45.279
know how like your neighbor has to
check in on you to make sure you

453
00:30:45.319 --> 00:30:49.960
haven't killed yourself in your apartment.
Hey girl, I read a statistic the

454
00:30:51.000 --> 00:30:53.319
other day that suicides go up around
the holidays, and I'm really concerned about

455
00:30:53.359 --> 00:31:00.319
you. Maybe you should go to
work where we can monitor you. All

456
00:31:00.440 --> 00:31:03.599
right, So we cut to Lucy
sitting in her booth on Christmas. She's

457
00:31:03.640 --> 00:31:07.160
taken the shift, she's getting her
triple over time. She's distracted, she's

458
00:31:07.160 --> 00:31:11.799
depressed. She barely even notices Peter
Prince Charming dropping a token through the window

459
00:31:11.880 --> 00:31:18.400
and wishing her Merry Christmas. He's
gone before she can respond with anything more

460
00:31:18.599 --> 00:31:22.960
than uh huh. And then Lucy
sits there and brats herself from missing her

461
00:31:22.079 --> 00:31:26.400
chance to connect with Peter. She's
so angry that she nearly misses him being

462
00:31:26.480 --> 00:31:32.000
mugged and being pushed onto the train
tracks by I like to point out two

463
00:31:32.039 --> 00:31:36.960
white people, but also the funniest
mugging ever. So like we see it

464
00:31:36.960 --> 00:31:40.279
from her perspective is she doesn't hear
everything at first, but all years Peter

465
00:31:40.400 --> 00:31:42.359
Gallagher going like, come on,
guys, I don't want the trouble.

466
00:31:42.480 --> 00:31:48.279
It's the holidays, like that's ever
been, Like like those two criminals were

467
00:31:48.319 --> 00:31:49.559
gonna be like, oh it is
I forgot what day? It is?

468
00:31:51.240 --> 00:31:55.640
Good? I have to go to
church. Yeah, and then like just

469
00:31:55.640 --> 00:31:59.880
give him your wallet, dude,
I don't understand. I think this is

470
00:31:59.880 --> 00:32:04.000
theory based on like the fight choreography. I think the intention was supposed to

471
00:32:04.039 --> 00:32:07.559
be that they go for his wallet
and then he falls onto Like they don't

472
00:32:07.599 --> 00:32:09.759
actually push him onto the tracks.
They kind of get into a scuffle quickly

473
00:32:09.799 --> 00:32:13.960
and he falls accidentally. Yeah,
but that's me doing work for the movie.

474
00:32:14.000 --> 00:32:15.640
Like you are correct. They really
should have made that clear, like

475
00:32:15.759 --> 00:32:17.799
because he's like, I don't want
any trouble, so give him your wallet.

476
00:32:19.240 --> 00:32:21.640
Be done with this? Yeah,
be downe. It's not like it's

477
00:32:21.680 --> 00:32:24.599
nowadays and you have your cell phone
with your entire life history and you're like,

478
00:32:24.599 --> 00:32:28.559
please, I don't want to give
this over. Can I at least

479
00:32:28.559 --> 00:32:30.240
export my contacts real quick? I'll
give it to you. Can I just

480
00:32:30.279 --> 00:32:34.960
give it to factory reset first and
then you can have it. So the

481
00:32:35.319 --> 00:32:38.400
muggers run away and Lucy runs out
of the booth. Hey girl, look,

482
00:32:38.480 --> 00:32:44.240
I don't want to Monday Morning quarterback
this. Uh huh. But if

483
00:32:44.240 --> 00:32:46.599
you're working at the booth and you
see someone fall in the tracks, do

484
00:32:46.680 --> 00:32:50.640
you think that there's maybe a button
or a switch that you could throw to

485
00:32:50.680 --> 00:32:54.319
let the all oncoming trains know human
on the tracks. Stop, hit the

486
00:32:54.319 --> 00:32:58.160
brakes, Hit the brakes please.
I feel like that. If there's not

487
00:32:58.240 --> 00:33:00.640
a switch like that, I'd like
there to be. We would love that,

488
00:33:00.680 --> 00:33:04.480
We would love for that to happen, that innovation. Dear MTA please

489
00:33:04.839 --> 00:33:08.400
and CTA, please create that switch. If if like a house can have

490
00:33:08.440 --> 00:33:13.279
a panic button, I feel like
a subway should. Yeah, she rushes

491
00:33:13.359 --> 00:33:16.160
to Peter. She's calling for help. She gets down onto the train track.

492
00:33:16.279 --> 00:33:20.759
She essentially winds up lying on top
of him, begging him to wake

493
00:33:20.839 --> 00:33:23.640
up. There's no response. There's
a train bearing down on him. For

494
00:33:23.680 --> 00:33:27.720
some reason, she keeps trying to
wake him up rather than just fucking getting

495
00:33:27.720 --> 00:33:30.279
the fuck out of the way.
So at the last possible second, she

496
00:33:30.319 --> 00:33:35.720
grabs his coat. She rolls him
over. They barely avoid both getting smushake

497
00:33:35.920 --> 00:33:39.000
pancaked by the train. He wakes
up for a second, she says,

498
00:33:39.519 --> 00:33:47.319
oh, no, I'm kidding.
She says, hi, and then he

499
00:33:47.359 --> 00:33:52.359
passes out again. Yeah, yeah, okay, couple of things. Are

500
00:33:52.400 --> 00:33:55.200
these not the absolute cleanest train tracks
you've ever seen in your entire life?

501
00:33:55.359 --> 00:34:00.839
Chicago looks pristine. You can in
this movie you could eat meat off those

502
00:34:00.880 --> 00:34:04.640
train tracks and you'd be fine.
Honestly, one of my biggest fears of

503
00:34:04.680 --> 00:34:07.559
falling into the train tracks here is
not even getting hit by a train.

504
00:34:07.039 --> 00:34:12.960
It's the it's the green sludge.
Yeah, what is that green? I

505
00:34:13.000 --> 00:34:15.440
don't know. And guys, if
you haven't been to New York City and

506
00:34:15.519 --> 00:34:19.000
seen it, it's not like,
it's not a normal green sludge. It

507
00:34:19.119 --> 00:34:23.320
is a lime, fluorescent, lime
green sludge. It is a this will

508
00:34:23.320 --> 00:34:29.039
turn you into a spiders Avenger,
spider Man or the Joker sludge. It's

509
00:34:29.079 --> 00:34:34.159
like, what is that sludge that
is in every fucking train track in New

510
00:34:34.239 --> 00:34:36.880
York City? And you would land
right in it. I'd be like,

511
00:34:36.920 --> 00:34:37.840
well, now I want to get
hit by a train. Now I want

512
00:34:37.840 --> 00:34:40.320
my life to end because I will
never be clean. And then a rat

513
00:34:40.400 --> 00:34:44.559
runs over your foot and you're like, well, okay, let's let's bring

514
00:34:44.679 --> 00:34:47.880
bring it on, sweet death,
for I am unclean and shall never be

515
00:34:49.079 --> 00:34:52.400
whole again. Because anyone's wondering if
this crime of him being pushed out of

516
00:34:52.440 --> 00:34:55.639
the train tracks is ever will ever
be solved, it will not. It

517
00:34:55.639 --> 00:35:00.039
will be drop to me. Oh
yeah, no one cares. Ye the

518
00:35:00.079 --> 00:35:01.519
way the muggers don't get his wallet
because while it is a plot point later

519
00:35:01.559 --> 00:35:05.599
in the movie. So he got
nothing from this. Yeah, so you

520
00:35:05.639 --> 00:35:08.480
know how you said you want to
switch that like stops oncoming traffic. I

521
00:35:08.480 --> 00:35:12.800
would like a few more switches to
be added, since we're doing this right

522
00:35:13.400 --> 00:35:17.039
when those groups of children that come
on and go show time and then do

523
00:35:17.039 --> 00:35:20.920
do those dances where they kick you
in the face, I would like a

524
00:35:20.960 --> 00:35:28.079
switch that stops the train and like
ejects them out like into air. See.

525
00:35:27.719 --> 00:35:30.880
I appreciate the people asking for my
money who have a little a little

526
00:35:30.880 --> 00:35:34.400
skill to show me. Oh yeah, that's great, don't kick me in

527
00:35:34.400 --> 00:35:37.400
the face. I will often feel
the urge when they start that to be

528
00:35:37.440 --> 00:35:39.519
like, if I give you twenty
dollars right now, while you stop,

529
00:35:39.679 --> 00:35:44.199
you stop. I was like,
let's all pull our money together, Let's

530
00:35:44.239 --> 00:35:45.920
give them everything we have we can, just we can. We can end

531
00:35:45.920 --> 00:35:51.360
this now and everyone can escape with
fully intact noses. Yeah. Here,

532
00:35:51.679 --> 00:35:54.320
my great great grandmother brought this necklace
over from the old country. Can I

533
00:35:54.320 --> 00:35:58.559
if I give this to you,
will you go away forever I have a

534
00:35:58.599 --> 00:36:01.199
set of play. I will wrench
my own finger off and you can probably

535
00:36:01.199 --> 00:36:04.800
sell it on the black market for
money. If you could just stop that.

536
00:36:05.559 --> 00:36:08.599
Like I have been in scary situations
on the subway, like genuinely frightening

537
00:36:08.599 --> 00:36:14.159
situations, and yet the most uncomfortable
I am is when there is a teenager

538
00:36:14.519 --> 00:36:17.719
dangling from the pole in front of
me with his like foot inches from my

539
00:36:17.800 --> 00:36:22.679
face, and I'm like, I
know you mean well I do, I

540
00:36:22.760 --> 00:36:25.400
know, I know this is this
is your fun side hustle. I get

541
00:36:25.440 --> 00:36:30.480
it, but you're terrifying me right
now. Please stop. You know what

542
00:36:30.519 --> 00:36:32.880
I love? You know what some
befowards. I love the Mariachi band.

543
00:36:34.360 --> 00:36:37.280
I do like the mariachi band.
They get money from me, so I

544
00:36:37.639 --> 00:36:42.360
sometimes in the morning I don't love
the mariachi band, Like on the way

545
00:36:42.400 --> 00:36:45.079
to work, I'm like, no, no, no, no, there's

546
00:36:45.119 --> 00:36:49.559
a time and a place, sir. But an afternoon mariachi hell yeah.

547
00:36:49.599 --> 00:36:53.239
Or the barbershop quartets. Oh I
every time I will give all my money

548
00:36:53.280 --> 00:36:58.000
to the barbershop quartets. It's always
like four middle aged men and they all

549
00:36:58.000 --> 00:37:01.639
look so happy to be there,
like this is genuinely just their fun side

550
00:37:01.719 --> 00:37:05.039
hustle, and I'm like, all
of you, yes, you can have

551
00:37:05.079 --> 00:37:07.440
all my money. So we cut
to Peter being rolled into the er,

552
00:37:07.639 --> 00:37:13.000
Lucy being denied access because she's not
family, so he's being wheeled off into

553
00:37:13.039 --> 00:37:15.679
some section of the hospital she can't
go into. As the doors closed,

554
00:37:15.760 --> 00:37:22.880
she laments quietly, I was gonna
marry him, a fateful statement that is

555
00:37:22.960 --> 00:37:28.400
overheard by a very kindly nurse named
Wanda. Wanda immediately is like, oh,

556
00:37:28.559 --> 00:37:31.119
you're his fiance, and she brings
Lucy into Peter's room, where she

557
00:37:31.239 --> 00:37:37.679
is almost immediately joined by Peter's family, his father whose name is Ox and

558
00:37:37.760 --> 00:37:39.199
for some reason, it fucking works, and I'm just gonna let it go,

559
00:37:39.719 --> 00:37:44.960
played by the wonderful Peter Boyle,
Peter's mother Midge played by the also

560
00:37:45.000 --> 00:37:51.440
wonderful Nicole Mecurio, his grandmother Elsie
played by the luminous Glennis Johns, his

561
00:37:51.559 --> 00:37:55.199
sister Mary, who's played by the
wonderful Monica Quina honestly no skips in this

562
00:37:55.440 --> 00:38:00.840
act, and his godfather Saul played
by Jack Warden. Yep, I have

563
00:38:00.880 --> 00:38:04.199
a question for you. Did it
take you a minute to figure out what

564
00:38:04.239 --> 00:38:07.440
the relationship everybody was here? Because
I got real confused. I well,

565
00:38:07.559 --> 00:38:12.000
I because i'd seen the movie originally, I don't remember, Okay, like

566
00:38:12.079 --> 00:38:14.440
maybe I was like, who's sol
again, How is he related to them?

567
00:38:14.480 --> 00:38:16.280
Because they don't mention that he's the
neighbor for a while. Well,

568
00:38:16.320 --> 00:38:21.199
it's also the fact that, like
Peter, so, Peter Boyle is sixty

569
00:38:21.480 --> 00:38:23.320
and Jack Warden is seventy five,
so there is an age difference. But

570
00:38:23.360 --> 00:38:27.199
Peter Boyle is bald, and he
already looks exactly like he looked, and

571
00:38:27.239 --> 00:38:30.599
everybody loves Raymond. He could be
anywhere from sixty to eighty two and I

572
00:38:30.599 --> 00:38:37.239
would believe you. And then there
just seems to be this random teenager that

573
00:38:37.320 --> 00:38:42.960
doesn't fit with everybody else. Oh
yeah, because right, because Mana Kakuina

574
00:38:43.079 --> 00:38:46.159
is probably sixteen, she's legitimately sixteen
when they made this movie. Yeah,

575
00:38:46.199 --> 00:38:51.679
that is it's not even like twenty
playing down. So Peter Boyle and McCole

576
00:38:51.800 --> 00:38:54.719
mccurio are both. Peter Boyle is
sixty, McCole mccuria is fifty seven.

577
00:38:54.840 --> 00:39:00.440
I looked this up. Okay had
a baby when she will I guess when

578
00:39:00.440 --> 00:39:02.840
she was like forty one forty two, like really pushing it there. It

579
00:39:02.880 --> 00:39:07.840
was a whoopsie baby. It was
a whoopsie baby. When you pitch your

580
00:39:07.880 --> 00:39:09.440
adjustment to the script, I also
have an adjustment to the script that is

581
00:39:09.480 --> 00:39:13.880
also going to add even more beauty
to it. Oh, I'm excited to

582
00:39:13.920 --> 00:39:16.119
hear it. The one thing I
will say about Saul is I think maybe

583
00:39:16.119 --> 00:39:20.719
the first time I saw the movie, I assumed he was the grandfather exactly

584
00:39:20.760 --> 00:39:27.760
because he and Elsie have so much
chemistry and like banter and like sexual chemistry,

585
00:39:27.800 --> 00:39:30.639
and I'm like, oh, well, if he's either Grandma's boyfriend or

586
00:39:30.679 --> 00:39:36.400
Grandma's husband, like clearly agreed.
When Ox asks who the hell are you

587
00:39:36.480 --> 00:39:39.800
to Lucy, which is excellent,
Wanda helpfully supplies Wanda the nurse she's his

588
00:39:39.920 --> 00:39:45.440
fiance. Wanda, girls, step
out of this. Stop helping, stop

589
00:39:45.480 --> 00:39:47.800
helping. This is just go don't
you have a life to save Somewhere?

590
00:39:49.119 --> 00:39:53.239
Wanda is here to incite the rising
action of the plot. Autifully, nurses

591
00:39:53.280 --> 00:39:59.199
are the real heroes, except in
this situation, Lucy's speechless and soft spoken

592
00:39:59.239 --> 00:40:00.840
and can't get a word edgewise,
and before she can be like, no,

593
00:40:00.840 --> 00:40:04.360
no, no, no, no, I'm not as fiance, Elsie

594
00:40:04.440 --> 00:40:09.360
sits down and we find out that
Grandma sweet, adorable, weirdly British Grandma.

595
00:40:09.840 --> 00:40:13.400
No one else in the movie is
British, but her just her.

596
00:40:13.559 --> 00:40:15.760
The Glynnis Johns was like, I'm
not interested in doing an accent, thank

597
00:40:15.800 --> 00:40:20.599
you. Ah. So Elsie sits
down. She's having a spell, and

598
00:40:20.639 --> 00:40:22.400
we find out that she has a
heart problem and she cannot handle shock and

599
00:40:22.440 --> 00:40:27.079
stress. Is literally the reason Peter
Parker can't tell aunt mahe's Spider Man in

600
00:40:27.119 --> 00:40:30.679
the comics. Also, don't bring
Grandma to the hospital. Are you doing?

601
00:40:30.199 --> 00:40:34.199
What are you doing? Hey,
Saul, why don't you hang out

602
00:40:34.199 --> 00:40:37.679
with grandma for a little while.
Play a little hide hide the canoli with

603
00:40:37.719 --> 00:40:45.840
her? Play a little play a
little hide the Kinish hid, hide the

604
00:40:45.880 --> 00:40:47.320
Halla, hide the brisket. Yeah, there you go, play a little

605
00:40:47.400 --> 00:40:51.559
hide hide the brisket with grandma.
Well, we kind of suss out what

606
00:40:51.599 --> 00:40:55.360
the situation the brisket in the bagel. We would like to apologize to our

607
00:40:55.400 --> 00:41:07.639
Jewish listeners. Ah, just tongue
down that Postrami sandwich you're in, I

608
00:41:07.719 --> 00:41:14.239
do I do? So Lucy's like, wait, I'm not his fiance,

609
00:41:14.320 --> 00:41:16.800
and the Grandma's starting to have like
a preheart attack, and she stops because

610
00:41:16.840 --> 00:41:21.079
she doesn't want to like make the
woman go over the edge. She doesn't

611
00:41:21.079 --> 00:41:23.400
want to like She's like, okay, let's just everyone calm down and then

612
00:41:23.440 --> 00:41:28.360
I'll explain to everyone. De escalate, everyone de escalate. So once they

613
00:41:28.440 --> 00:41:32.159
realize that Lucy saved his life,
Midge the mom bursts into tears, so

614
00:41:32.360 --> 00:41:37.920
relieved that Peter's found a nice girl
like Lucy, and Lucy's like shit.

615
00:41:38.280 --> 00:41:40.960
She pulls Wanda aside. She's like, why would you say that? Wanda

616
00:41:40.960 --> 00:41:44.920
says, because you're his fiance.
You said it downstairs. Lucy says,

617
00:41:44.960 --> 00:41:46.639
I was talking to myself. Wanda
says, well, maybe next time you're

618
00:41:46.639 --> 00:41:51.119
talking to yourself, tell yourself you're
single and I'm the conversation, which is

619
00:41:51.920 --> 00:41:58.440
fair. Lucy wonders what should I
do and starting the trend of horrible advice

620
00:41:58.519 --> 00:42:05.320
given. Wanda says, I don't
know, really, Wanda, girl,

621
00:42:05.440 --> 00:42:07.679
you have a nursing degree. Wanda's
like, I gotta go clean some bedpants.

622
00:42:07.679 --> 00:42:12.960
Excuse me if you're concerned about Elsie. Pull pull Midge aside and be

623
00:42:13.000 --> 00:42:15.199
like, can I speak to you
in private for a moment. I don't

624
00:42:15.199 --> 00:42:17.239
want to shock your mother. But
like all of misunderstanding, I made a

625
00:42:17.239 --> 00:42:22.559
mistake. I'm so sorry, like
it misunderstanding me and Wanda, I did

626
00:42:22.559 --> 00:42:25.079
save his life, were not engaged, but then the movie would end and

627
00:42:25.119 --> 00:42:29.719
we would not get all the delight
that follows. So okay, see now

628
00:42:29.760 --> 00:42:32.679
I have a way to fix the
movie. I'm gonna fix this movie.

629
00:42:35.880 --> 00:42:38.639
Before Lucy can form any sort of
plans, Saul appears. He's looking for

630
00:42:38.719 --> 00:42:43.239
medicine for Elsie to help her with
her attack, and he tells Lucy that

631
00:42:43.719 --> 00:42:45.239
he thinks you didn't only save Peter
that day, I think you saved the

632
00:42:45.280 --> 00:42:49.920
whole family. I'm mean, I
mean, now, really, your lips

633
00:42:49.920 --> 00:42:52.559
are sealed. That kind of pressure
the go goes because your lips are sealed.

634
00:42:54.679 --> 00:42:59.039
So we cut to Lucy sitting with
the Callahans quickly getting a picture of

635
00:42:59.079 --> 00:43:01.719
the family. They're loud, chaotic, and very very loving. It's a

636
00:43:01.760 --> 00:43:07.000
great lived in chemistry with this cast. Yeah, there's also clearly some sort

637
00:43:07.000 --> 00:43:09.960
of schism between them and Peter.
Is it because they're working class and Peter's

638
00:43:10.000 --> 00:43:15.360
so obviously like a YUPPI is gumbag. He there's a douche and they haven't

639
00:43:15.400 --> 00:43:19.880
spoken recently. I'm kind of curious
where he was going on Christmas. Actually,

640
00:43:19.920 --> 00:43:22.159
I think here's the implication is he
is going to work whoa, because

641
00:43:22.199 --> 00:43:24.960
he's he looks exactly the same.
He has his briefcase and he goes in

642
00:43:24.960 --> 00:43:29.079
at the same time and he drops
a token. Oh so I think the

643
00:43:29.119 --> 00:43:31.679
implication is he's going to work on
Christmas. Poor Peter. Yeah, I

644
00:43:31.719 --> 00:43:36.440
feel bad for him for the robber
baron. I think it was his choice,

645
00:43:36.519 --> 00:43:39.559
unlike Lucy. So they're all fascinated
with Lucy because they've never met her

646
00:43:39.599 --> 00:43:45.719
before. And the last girlfriend Peter
had was this woman named Ashley Bartlett Bacon

647
00:43:45.199 --> 00:43:50.760
excellent name, no notes, who
Ox thinks was pretty high and mighty for

648
00:43:50.840 --> 00:43:54.159
someone named after breakfast meat. So
we cut to Lucy driving home after that

649
00:43:54.199 --> 00:43:59.599
whole exchange. She's a little worse
for wear. Joe Junior shows up and

650
00:44:00.079 --> 00:44:02.039
arms that he'll be taking her to
the ice Capades the next night. I

651
00:44:02.039 --> 00:44:06.639
got tickets to the ice capade.
Hey, I fixed someone's John and they

652
00:44:06.639 --> 00:44:10.519
gave me two free tickets to the
ice Capades. Lucy barely has the interest

653
00:44:10.599 --> 00:44:14.079
even to grunt at him, like
She's like, bitch, I have had

654
00:44:14.079 --> 00:44:16.360
a day, a long day.
It is Christmas, and I have had

655
00:44:16.400 --> 00:44:21.039
a day. She can't sleep.
She heads back to the hospital, has

656
00:44:21.159 --> 00:44:24.159
no one in this movie heard visiting
hours, including the hospital staff. But

657
00:44:24.239 --> 00:44:27.639
she's the fan, said, oh, is this just like the nineties where

658
00:44:27.639 --> 00:44:30.320
you can just go anywhere like in
the airports? No, you can just

659
00:44:30.360 --> 00:44:34.400
like walk into the cockpit like,
hey, what's up? Girls? Am

660
00:44:34.400 --> 00:44:37.440
I interrupting you? Okay, So
if we're gonna put those buttons on the

661
00:44:37.559 --> 00:44:42.320
MTA, we're gonna put some in
the cockpits of the airplanes too. The

662
00:44:42.480 --> 00:44:47.000
minute someone takes their shoes off,
uh huh, ejecting jecksy out out out

663
00:44:47.039 --> 00:44:50.519
the plane. Yeah, you get
you get your own I don't think you're

664
00:44:50.519 --> 00:44:52.440
gonna have to die for it.
You get a little pod, a little

665
00:44:52.519 --> 00:44:57.159
pod that you get sucked into and
ejected out the bottom of the plane,

666
00:44:57.159 --> 00:44:59.280
and and you have to make your
own way home. Yeah, oh yeah.

667
00:44:59.360 --> 00:45:01.639
If you're the it's not our fault. Yeah, enjoy this the ocean.

668
00:45:01.679 --> 00:45:07.280
Motherfucker. You took your loafers off, and you weren't wearing socks on

669
00:45:07.320 --> 00:45:12.280
an airplane. The first second you
snap at a flight attendant, eject,

670
00:45:12.679 --> 00:45:15.239
you're gone. Oh you're out.
If you're even the slightest bit salty with

671
00:45:15.239 --> 00:45:20.519
a flight attendant, no, thank
you? Ye, yeah, absolutely so.

672
00:45:20.840 --> 00:45:22.840
Lucy goes to the hospital. She
sits by Peter's bed and she starts

673
00:45:22.880 --> 00:45:27.320
talking to him out loud. She
apologizes for the whole mess, and as

674
00:45:27.400 --> 00:45:31.320
we pull the camera back, we
see that Saul is standing right behind her

675
00:45:31.599 --> 00:45:35.639
through the glass, but still he
has heard everything. So now Saul is

676
00:45:35.679 --> 00:45:38.039
looped in yep. We cut to
the next morning. Lucy wakes up,

677
00:45:38.079 --> 00:45:42.519
having fallen asleep next to Peter's bed. Before she can leave, she's cut

678
00:45:42.519 --> 00:45:45.480
off by the arrival of the rest
of the Callahan. Clan Ox invites her

679
00:45:45.480 --> 00:45:50.039
to join them for the delayed Christmas
celebration that night. After all, he

680
00:45:50.079 --> 00:45:52.079
says, Jack is going to be
there. You haven't met Jack. You

681
00:45:52.119 --> 00:45:55.079
know what this movie writes? Check
it does not cash because they're all like

682
00:45:55.199 --> 00:45:59.280
Jack is the greatest, and then
he shows up and they're like, oh

683
00:45:59.360 --> 00:46:02.199
hi Jack. Yeah. I was
like, wait a minute, why are

684
00:46:02.239 --> 00:46:06.440
you all not more excited? And
also you would expect Jack to be from

685
00:46:06.559 --> 00:46:08.960
like another state or something that he's
flying in for this. No, no,

686
00:46:08.960 --> 00:46:14.360
no, Jack fucking lives there.
Jack sees the dad every day.

687
00:46:14.599 --> 00:46:17.239
I think this is a case where
Jack is the preferred somebody never gets told

688
00:46:17.239 --> 00:46:21.159
he's the preferred. Sun he's actually
the one there doing stuff. Yeah,

689
00:46:21.159 --> 00:46:22.599
so when he's not there, he's
praised all the time, but when he

690
00:46:22.719 --> 00:46:27.639
is there, he's just treated as
like a hutch. Yeah, you're doing

691
00:46:27.679 --> 00:46:30.400
a lot of work for this movie. Oh yeah. Lucy tells Ox that

692
00:46:30.440 --> 00:46:31.559
she has to work. I'm so
sorry, but Ox and says, look,

693
00:46:31.559 --> 00:46:34.840
give me your address and your phone
number so Mitch can call you and

694
00:46:34.920 --> 00:46:37.559
convince you otherwise now, and I'll
give you our address so you have it

695
00:46:37.639 --> 00:46:40.440
for when you change your mind.
You can come. Very cute, very

696
00:46:40.480 --> 00:46:45.039
cute. Lucy leaves the hospital and
orderly rushes up, gives her a box

697
00:46:45.079 --> 00:46:47.280
of Peter's things, and as she's
getting into the elevator, she's interrupted by

698
00:46:47.280 --> 00:46:53.360
one of Peter's coworkers, presumably arriving
to visit another total douche. This actor

699
00:46:53.519 --> 00:46:55.639
nails. It's a minute you see
him, You're like, yep, I

700
00:46:55.679 --> 00:46:59.559
get it. You're you're like Wolf
of Wall Street level douche. Yeah,

701
00:46:59.559 --> 00:47:01.000
you just got off your cocaine bins. You haven't slept yet, right.

702
00:47:01.920 --> 00:47:06.639
Despite her best efforts to excuse herself, the coworker pulls her into a conversation,

703
00:47:06.760 --> 00:47:08.920
and then suddenly he's upset because he
thinks Peter badmouthed them and spins out

704
00:47:08.920 --> 00:47:13.679
into some sort of story about an
accident that happened last month and it's not

705
00:47:13.760 --> 00:47:15.440
his fault. He's a lawyer,
heah, carries pencils in his pocket.

706
00:47:15.440 --> 00:47:19.360
That's what he does. Is that
true? Do lawyers carry pencils in their

707
00:47:19.360 --> 00:47:21.239
pockets? I don't think so.
I don't think so at all. If

708
00:47:21.239 --> 00:47:23.920
anything, they carry it pen in
any case, he says it wasn't on

709
00:47:23.960 --> 00:47:27.639
purpose, it was an accident,
and we see the elevator doors closing as

710
00:47:27.719 --> 00:47:30.079
Lucy's like, OHI they you know? Basically, can I tell you?

711
00:47:30.400 --> 00:47:36.199
I had no idea what this movie
was talking about in nineteen ninety five the

712
00:47:36.280 --> 00:47:38.920
first time I saw it, like, it wasn't until she actually says it

713
00:47:38.960 --> 00:47:43.920
out loud, like thirty minutes later
that I was like, the fuck is

714
00:47:43.960 --> 00:47:46.239
that guy talking about? They're playing
basketball and he has a pencil in his

715
00:47:46.320 --> 00:47:51.159
pocket. I'm like, what does
that even mean? This is the joke

716
00:47:51.320 --> 00:47:54.039
that I thought I came up with
in my head that was actually from the

717
00:47:54.079 --> 00:47:58.960
movie, Like the ultimate end of
this little loop of a story was what

718
00:47:59.039 --> 00:48:00.320
I was like, Oh what?
And then I came up with the actual

719
00:48:00.360 --> 00:48:02.559
answer in the movie, and I
was like, oh, I just remembered

720
00:48:02.559 --> 00:48:07.519
that from the movie. That's amazing. Ever, yeah, because I'm a

721
00:48:07.559 --> 00:48:10.159
girl and I don't have testicles,
and I don't play basketball, and I

722
00:48:10.199 --> 00:48:14.599
never carry pencils on principle, I
had just like, all of this is

723
00:48:14.639 --> 00:48:19.119
foreign to me. What is he
talking about? Someone explained this joke to

724
00:48:19.159 --> 00:48:22.079
me. We cut to Lucy getting
more bad advice. This movie should be

725
00:48:22.079 --> 00:48:29.559
called The Bad Advice Bitch, Dear
Abby, dear crappy. There you go.

726
00:48:30.920 --> 00:48:34.639
This time, the bad advice comes
from Jerry, her boss slash best

727
00:48:34.639 --> 00:48:37.960
friend, who doesn't see what the
problem is. After all, if Elsie's

728
00:48:37.960 --> 00:48:40.119
at Death's store, just go along
with it until Peter comes out of the

729
00:48:40.159 --> 00:48:45.679
coma, which everyone always does,
don't worry about it, and then the

730
00:48:45.719 --> 00:48:49.119
family will be so happy that like
their son's alive and well, they won't

731
00:48:49.119 --> 00:48:52.760
even care that she lied. They'll
find the whole thing humorous. And if

732
00:48:52.760 --> 00:48:55.760
he never wakes up from the coma, also not a problem. Look,

733
00:48:57.639 --> 00:49:01.199
not technically a bad plan, but
ted opened. It's bad advice. But

734
00:49:01.719 --> 00:49:06.960
if you're a sociopath, yes that
works, ha ha ha. We cut

735
00:49:07.000 --> 00:49:10.440
to Lucy sitting down to a sad
TV dinner. Okay, this scene,

736
00:49:12.239 --> 00:49:15.000
she's she has a cat. We
discussed this the Luisa Jacobson of cats.

737
00:49:15.079 --> 00:49:19.840
Let's carry number three. If you're
wondering who that is, we generally referred

738
00:49:19.840 --> 00:49:22.280
her as Gumber three. Let's get
real. So, okay, she's having

739
00:49:22.360 --> 00:49:27.239
a sad TV dinner. She's pouring
some milk into the cat's dish, and

740
00:49:27.280 --> 00:49:30.639
she's contemplating her life. She takes
an Oreo cookie. First of all,

741
00:49:30.639 --> 00:49:34.719
she hasn't touched her dinner. She's
eating her Oreo first. Look, I

742
00:49:34.760 --> 00:49:37.199
like a Maverick. Look if I
was a middle aged dwarphan too, I

743
00:49:37.280 --> 00:49:40.440
might do the same thing. She
takes the Oreo Paul, Yeah, she

744
00:49:40.880 --> 00:49:45.360
dunks it in the milk in her
cat's dish. By the way, it's

745
00:49:45.360 --> 00:49:47.760
one of those dishes it's like two
parters, and so one half of it

746
00:49:47.800 --> 00:49:52.719
has cat food in it, like
presumably like like the most disgusting, fucking

747
00:49:52.760 --> 00:49:57.639
smelling cat food, because they all
smell disgusting. And then on the other

748
00:49:57.719 --> 00:50:02.559
side milk. She dunks her her
cookie into the milk side and then puts

749
00:50:02.599 --> 00:50:07.400
it in her face. Hey girl, are you dipping? Are you dipping

750
00:50:07.400 --> 00:50:12.800
Oreos? In your cat's milk.
Hey, girl, this is rock bottom.

751
00:50:12.880 --> 00:50:14.719
You've hit it. You've hit it, you found it. Good,

752
00:50:14.920 --> 00:50:19.639
Good for you, you found rock
bottom. You are drinking your cat.

753
00:50:19.719 --> 00:50:22.679
Also, I don't think oreoles are
good for cats. What are you doing?

754
00:50:22.760 --> 00:50:25.639
Yeah, I mean, milk isn't
good for cat contaminating that poor cat's

755
00:50:25.679 --> 00:50:30.519
milk is gonna be shitting all over
your house. Also, unless you have

756
00:50:30.639 --> 00:50:34.360
unless that is a brand new bowl. Even then it's still not okay.

757
00:50:34.760 --> 00:50:37.239
It's still way too close to the
cat food for this to be okay.

758
00:50:37.760 --> 00:50:43.400
Apparently that was a Sandra Bullock in
the moment in Proving, and she was

759
00:50:43.400 --> 00:50:45.320
like, yeah, I was really
high on benadrul because I guess she was

760
00:50:45.360 --> 00:50:49.920
allergic to the cat. I love
that. I love everything about that.

761
00:50:50.679 --> 00:50:53.159
I mean, as an improv,
it works because it shows a certain patheticness

762
00:50:53.199 --> 00:50:57.800
to this character that you're like,
I personally couldn't come back from. Yeah.

763
00:50:57.880 --> 00:51:00.360
I was like, well, she's
broken, she's too poked on the

764
00:51:00.360 --> 00:51:02.440
train tracks. She's too broken to
be fixed. Everyone just move on,

765
00:51:05.000 --> 00:51:07.400
all right. So Lucy makes the
decision. She heads to the Callahan house.

766
00:51:07.639 --> 00:51:13.199
She arrived, she has a Poinsettia
arrangement and she gets out of the

767
00:51:13.199 --> 00:51:14.960
cab, she goes, what am
I doing? She's about to get back

768
00:51:14.960 --> 00:51:16.880
in, and then Saul appears.
He intercepts her. He's walking around the

769
00:51:16.880 --> 00:51:21.039
block. He's enjoying a cigar and
he says, oh, come walk with

770
00:51:21.079 --> 00:51:23.280
me. So they sit on the
stoop and Saul explains that he's Peter's godfather,

771
00:51:23.360 --> 00:51:28.480
which makes him practically family. And
Saul asks after Lucy's family, and

772
00:51:28.480 --> 00:51:30.679
this is when we find out that
her father died the previous year after a

773
00:51:30.679 --> 00:51:36.480
long battle with some unnamed medical issue. They had moved to Chicago to get

774
00:51:36.559 --> 00:51:39.719
him into special treatment that didn't work
and he passed away. Saul shares that

775
00:51:39.800 --> 00:51:43.199
he lost his wife two years prior. The Callahan's got him through it,

776
00:51:43.199 --> 00:51:45.440
and he says, I would never
let anyone hurt them, and Lucy says,

777
00:51:46.039 --> 00:51:50.519
neither would I, and Saul believes
her. She passes the test right

778
00:51:50.519 --> 00:51:53.039
that she doesn't know she's taking.
They head into the party and the Callahans

779
00:51:53.039 --> 00:51:57.360
fully embraced Lucy as part of their
family. I'm going to skip over the

780
00:51:57.400 --> 00:52:00.920
scene because it's long and we only
have so much time here. Charm happening.

781
00:52:00.159 --> 00:52:02.960
I was like, I was so
into this scene. Yeah, you

782
00:52:04.119 --> 00:52:07.880
talk to me a little bit about
how you like got teary eyed during parts

783
00:52:07.920 --> 00:52:09.880
of the movie. This is the
one scene where I was like, okay,

784
00:52:10.119 --> 00:52:14.000
genuinely like forclemped watching it. I
was like, oh, this is

785
00:52:14.079 --> 00:52:17.800
so she like looks longingly at them
while they're just being normal, like loving

786
00:52:17.840 --> 00:52:22.840
family at Christmas. She's so good. Yeah, she conveys so much with

787
00:52:22.000 --> 00:52:24.400
just a look, and I was
like, oh, this is a heartbreaking.

788
00:52:24.639 --> 00:52:30.559
We cut briefly away to Peter's answering
machine in his very bougie apartment.

789
00:52:30.679 --> 00:52:34.079
We'll get to that later. It
picks up a call from Ashley Bacon,

790
00:52:34.119 --> 00:52:37.360
remember her, who says she's cutting
her trip to Lisbon short because she's been

791
00:52:37.360 --> 00:52:39.840
doing a lot of thinking and you
know what, Hey, what the hell,

792
00:52:39.960 --> 00:52:44.880
I will marry you. Just what
you dream of hearing on your answering

793
00:52:44.920 --> 00:52:49.039
machine. Yeah, sure, sure, why not? You're rich and handsome.

794
00:52:49.360 --> 00:52:52.679
Okay. We cut back to the
Callahans. Night has fallen and a

795
00:52:52.719 --> 00:52:57.199
truck pulls up. We follow the
driver into the house, and finally,

796
00:52:57.519 --> 00:53:02.480
thirty minutes into this film, we
had our first glimpse of Jack Callahan played

797
00:53:02.480 --> 00:53:07.239
by the great and good Bill Pullman. He is an Ellban catalog come to

798
00:53:07.280 --> 00:53:10.079
life. Is that correct? I
mean he's like what Hollywood thinks a lumberjack

799
00:53:10.119 --> 00:53:16.440
looks like. But yeah not and
Mary, the teenage sister, excitedly greets

800
00:53:16.519 --> 00:53:21.800
him. They're like that weird creepy
sibling sibling couple in the Folders commercials.

801
00:53:23.159 --> 00:53:27.440
He asks who the strange woman is
who's sleeping on the couch, and Mary

802
00:53:27.480 --> 00:53:31.280
tells him that's Lucy, Peter's fiance, and Jack is immediately suspicious. I

803
00:53:31.320 --> 00:53:36.360
don't know why he goes to immediately
suspicious. Huh. The movie does not

804
00:53:36.559 --> 00:53:38.559
explain it. What's wrong with her? If the movie made it clear,

805
00:53:38.559 --> 00:53:43.159
it like maybe Peter and Jack are
closer than Peter's rest of the family,

806
00:53:43.159 --> 00:53:45.000
and Peter was and Jack was like, I saw him last week. He

807
00:53:45.000 --> 00:53:49.920
had not fiance didn't saying about that. That's weird. Yeah, but that's

808
00:53:49.960 --> 00:53:52.239
not really where the movie goes.
Yeah, the implication is that Peter hasn't

809
00:53:52.280 --> 00:53:57.000
spoken to these people in six months. He could have a fucking wife somewhere.

810
00:53:57.320 --> 00:54:00.760
He's like, I'm gonna spend the
night, so okay, is it

811
00:54:00.800 --> 00:54:04.559
possible he's already attracted to her and
he wants to stay in the house to

812
00:54:04.679 --> 00:54:07.320
keep. I'm gonna say no because
she's literally facing away from on the couch.

813
00:54:07.320 --> 00:54:10.760
She doesn't even see her face.
So if he's attracted to a shapeless

814
00:54:10.840 --> 00:54:15.760
lump under an afghan, I mean, that is my type. That is

815
00:54:15.800 --> 00:54:21.199
what I go for. You know
how some people use hinge or bumble.

816
00:54:21.280 --> 00:54:24.800
I use faceless lump under an afghan. Dot com that's your Yeah, that's

817
00:54:24.800 --> 00:54:28.360
your thing. And you know there's
no swipe left or right, ye,

818
00:54:28.519 --> 00:54:34.880
just yes everything, yes and yes. And we cut to Lucy hiding under

819
00:54:34.920 --> 00:54:37.400
the afghan, and we see that
she's heard the entire exchange, so she

820
00:54:37.480 --> 00:54:40.920
knows there's a new there's a new
player in this game. Can I pitch

821
00:54:42.039 --> 00:54:45.159
what I think would have improved or
solved the problem one of the problems with

822
00:54:45.199 --> 00:54:49.559
this movie, Go for It.
I e the random teen when he came

823
00:54:49.599 --> 00:54:52.599
in, I thought that she was
his daughter. Oh okay, And because

824
00:54:52.599 --> 00:54:54.840
I didn't remember the movie that well, I's been having seen it a couple

825
00:54:54.880 --> 00:54:59.599
of times. Oh, he probably
had a wife that died very young,

826
00:55:00.199 --> 00:55:02.800
and he's a single father and his
parents are like helping him care for his

827
00:55:02.920 --> 00:55:07.119
daughter. And then when Lucy meets
her and they're gonna have that bonding thing

828
00:55:07.159 --> 00:55:08.920
of like, oh, our mother's
passed away and there's gonna be this whole

829
00:55:08.920 --> 00:55:15.360
parallel thing going. I love that. I love that rather than having just

830
00:55:15.400 --> 00:55:20.599
a random sixteen year old with two
thirty plus year old brothers. I mean,

831
00:55:20.800 --> 00:55:23.199
both Bill Pullman and Peter Gallagher are
well into their thirties when they film

832
00:55:23.280 --> 00:55:27.840
this, so I think they're meant
to be playing down as is Sandra Bullock.

833
00:55:27.920 --> 00:55:30.039
I think she's like thirty one.
I think they're all meant to be

834
00:55:30.079 --> 00:55:32.559
like in their mid to late twenties, early thirties. Yeah, but they're

835
00:55:32.559 --> 00:55:35.880
all like ten years older than that, older than they need to be.

836
00:55:36.119 --> 00:55:38.039
And then well then why did they
bother? Like, look the teenager.

837
00:55:38.639 --> 00:55:42.519
The girl is great, who plays
her, She's very charming, but she

838
00:55:42.519 --> 00:55:45.559
does nothing to the plot. There's
not a single moment of the plot where

839
00:55:45.599 --> 00:55:47.519
she is essential where she's like,
well, I guess there's one moment,

840
00:55:47.599 --> 00:55:52.280
but that's it at a complication,
but that could easily have been another carried

841
00:55:52.360 --> 00:55:54.599
like, we don't need a teenage
daughter in this situation. Not really,

842
00:55:55.239 --> 00:55:59.119
Okay, I'm gonna start right now
with how I would improve the plot of

843
00:55:59.119 --> 00:56:04.880
the film ready. Instead of Saul
being the one who like catches on to

844
00:56:05.039 --> 00:56:07.519
Lucy, I think it should have
been Jack. Jack is the one who

845
00:56:07.559 --> 00:56:12.960
overhears Lucy. He takes pity on
Lucy. He's like, look, my

846
00:56:13.000 --> 00:56:15.239
family's been through enough. Let's wait
until Peter comes out of this to like

847
00:56:15.280 --> 00:56:20.159
tell them the truth. Basically the
exact same plot as Saul. It makes

848
00:56:20.159 --> 00:56:22.159
a little more sense because it's coming
from one of the family members, right,

849
00:56:22.480 --> 00:56:27.760
and b it gives the two of
them like something to work toward together

850
00:56:28.400 --> 00:56:34.199
so that when they do fall in
love. Right it like spoilers, they

851
00:56:34.280 --> 00:56:37.960
have to like hide it and like
stop and like they're they're true. And

852
00:56:38.000 --> 00:56:42.360
that just makes a well fuck yeah, a that makes it hotter, and

853
00:56:42.440 --> 00:56:46.239
it gives Lucy an actual reason to
keep going along with this dumb fucking plot.

854
00:56:46.599 --> 00:56:50.119
Not because some random old guy told
her, hey, no, keep

855
00:56:50.199 --> 00:56:52.440
lying to these people. It's great. But like the hot guy that she's

856
00:56:52.519 --> 00:56:58.320
like instantly attracted to tells her and
the brother no less. So she's like,

857
00:56:58.440 --> 00:57:00.519
well, okay, I mean if
this guy seems to think it's a

858
00:57:00.519 --> 00:57:02.719
good idea, I guess I'll go
along with it. Yeah, that makes

859
00:57:02.760 --> 00:57:06.920
sense, Like it just all makes
a lot more sense if it's Jack and

860
00:57:07.000 --> 00:57:09.920
not Saul. I think my actual
problem with the movie is the Jack and

861
00:57:10.000 --> 00:57:15.360
Lucy relationship doesn't work for me.
Ah Okay, it just doesn't work for

862
00:57:15.400 --> 00:57:16.960
me, and it's not the actor's
fault. They are so good together,

863
00:57:17.000 --> 00:57:22.000
they have so much chemistry, but
like, don't I don't believe them fair

864
00:57:22.079 --> 00:57:24.039
enough? I just straight up do
not believe that. If you don't,

865
00:57:24.119 --> 00:57:28.760
I get why why I wouldn't work
for you. I am one hundred percent

866
00:57:28.880 --> 00:57:32.880
in no, No, it's on
them. I'd buy it completely. So

867
00:57:32.920 --> 00:57:36.960
the next morning, Lucy tries to
sneak out before anyone gets up, but

868
00:57:37.079 --> 00:57:38.800
Jack is waiting for her. They
have a little awkward meet cute, and

869
00:57:38.920 --> 00:57:44.360
Jack finally says welcome to the family, and Lucy heads out. Later we

870
00:57:44.440 --> 00:57:47.159
see the Callahans at church. We
see Elsie saying, I like masks better

871
00:57:47.199 --> 00:57:52.840
in Latin. It's better when you
don't know what they're saying. Jack starts

872
00:57:52.840 --> 00:57:55.559
asking questions about Lucy and also hinting
that he needs to speak with his father

873
00:57:55.599 --> 00:58:00.400
about the future of their business together, which we learned earlier is the estate

874
00:58:00.440 --> 00:58:02.960
furniture and resell it. Right,
we cut to Lucy in her apartment,

875
00:58:04.000 --> 00:58:07.199
she's going through that box of Peter's
things that she was given at the hospital.

876
00:58:07.280 --> 00:58:08.719
This is when she finds his wallet, which in which he has two

877
00:58:08.800 --> 00:58:13.000
pictures of himself. I don't think
that's what those are for, sir.

878
00:58:15.039 --> 00:58:17.320
You're with you. You shouldn't have
to stare at pictures of yourself. And

879
00:58:17.360 --> 00:58:20.559
you can you imagine if you went
on a date with someone who's like,

880
00:58:20.639 --> 00:58:22.920
let me pay, he pull his
wallet and you just sell pictures of himself?

881
00:58:22.079 --> 00:58:24.920
Yeah, or do you have an
identical twin? Or are you weird?

882
00:58:25.239 --> 00:58:29.440
Or he pulls out his phone and
he's the picture like, and you're

883
00:58:29.480 --> 00:58:31.559
like a glamorous shop. Why isn't
it your dog? Like what it is

884
00:58:31.599 --> 00:58:36.639
for literally everyone? So in his
thing she finds a bag with catfood in

885
00:58:36.679 --> 00:58:39.280
it, and she realizes there's a
kiddie who needs feeding, so she heads

886
00:58:39.320 --> 00:58:44.280
directly to the address in his wallet. She barely manages to avoid Joe Junior,

887
00:58:44.320 --> 00:58:46.800
who's attempting to fix his car.
By the way, I am not

888
00:58:46.920 --> 00:58:52.039
claiming any expertise in cars, but
I saw my father fix a lot of

889
00:58:52.079 --> 00:58:53.639
cars. I saw my father go
under a lot of hoods in my day.

890
00:58:53.800 --> 00:58:57.000
Is that that when you were trying
to convince him you were straight by

891
00:58:57.000 --> 00:59:00.599
telling him you love Sandy Bullock.
Actually, I know ever ever pretended to

892
00:59:00.639 --> 00:59:06.679
my father that I cared anything about
cars, But I never once saw him

893
00:59:06.679 --> 00:59:09.960
pick up a hammer and go to
town at anything. Ah under the hood,

894
00:59:10.280 --> 00:59:15.920
unless there's a raccoon living in there. Very weird. But he So

895
00:59:16.039 --> 00:59:20.760
Lucy heads off, She avoids Joe
Junior, and she just misses Jack,

896
00:59:20.800 --> 00:59:23.760
who arrives moments later. He sees
Joe Junior, who of course tells Jack,

897
00:59:24.000 --> 00:59:29.360
oh yeah, Lucy moderats with dating. Lucy heads up to Peter's apartment.

898
00:59:29.480 --> 00:59:31.480
It is extremely modern. It's lifeless. I hate it. I think

899
00:59:31.480 --> 00:59:34.880
it's so ugly. I mean,
the view is spectacular, sure, I

900
00:59:34.880 --> 00:59:37.239
will say that, like if you
have a place like that, just like

901
00:59:37.320 --> 00:59:39.000
you don't want to go too much
because like the view is the thing.

902
00:59:39.400 --> 00:59:45.000
Yeah, but that black and white
nonsense looks like a lab. The best

903
00:59:45.000 --> 00:59:49.280
thing about it is a headshot of
Peter Gallagher looking foyn Haha. All right,

904
00:59:49.320 --> 00:59:52.719
So Lucy's calling for the cat and
she doesn't hear Jack enter behind her.

905
00:59:52.840 --> 00:59:55.119
For some reason, he doesn't announce
himself. He's not like, hey,

906
00:59:55.159 --> 00:59:58.559
I'm here too, So now the
two of them are just like wandering

907
00:59:58.559 --> 01:00:01.199
through this apartment. He knows he's
there, he's there. He winds up

908
01:00:01.199 --> 01:00:06.159
taking a door to the face because
he didn't say anything as he deserved exactly.

909
01:00:06.719 --> 01:00:08.239
He's like, why are you here? She tells him she's there to

910
01:00:08.239 --> 01:00:12.119
feed the cat. Jack says Peter
doesn't have a cat, and on cue

911
01:00:12.480 --> 01:00:15.559
a cat enters another cat that's a
little listless. Oh here's the thing about

912
01:00:15.599 --> 01:00:20.000
this cat, though, it's so
pretty. It is pretty. It's one

913
01:00:20.039 --> 01:00:23.440
of those big, fluffy, little
like thousand dollars cats or some nonsense like

914
01:00:23.760 --> 01:00:28.519
I get it. Yeah. By
the way, will she come back to

915
01:00:28.559 --> 01:00:30.840
feed this cat at any point in
the film? No? Will anyone do

916
01:00:31.000 --> 01:00:35.800
a wellness check on this cat ever? Again? Yeah, in the rest

917
01:00:35.840 --> 01:00:38.800
of fuck this cat forever, I
guess, leave a lot of food.

918
01:00:39.119 --> 01:00:43.599
Yeah, we're never coming back.
That's it. Ha ha. Peter's gonna

919
01:00:43.599 --> 01:00:45.679
come back to that apartment and the
cat will have eaten his furniture. Yeah,

920
01:00:45.719 --> 01:00:50.639
to survive. The cat's wearing like
a little bandana. John Farrel,

921
01:00:51.440 --> 01:00:54.239
He's like, I'm the captain now, haha, I'm the captain. Mio.

922
01:00:54.599 --> 01:01:04.159
Ah, it's holding a little spear
that it fashioned out of like kitty

923
01:01:04.199 --> 01:01:10.920
litter. Captain meow, I love
you, thank you. The phone rings

924
01:01:10.960 --> 01:01:16.239
somehow inexplicably, it's for Lucy.
It's the hospital. The hospitals tells her

925
01:01:16.280 --> 01:01:20.239
it's customary for the friends and family
to come give blood, which I'm like,

926
01:01:20.320 --> 01:01:22.239
is it I've never heard of that
before. Whatever. Peter has lost

927
01:01:22.320 --> 01:01:24.800
zero blood. By the way,
yeah, it's not like the coma is.

928
01:01:24.840 --> 01:01:29.960
Because Peter's bleeding out. There wasn't
even like a picturesque little bloodstream coming

929
01:01:29.960 --> 01:01:32.000
from his forehead. After he'sall into
the tracks, he looked fine because those

930
01:01:32.039 --> 01:01:37.119
tracks were so clean. His coat
was actually nicer than when he fell on

931
01:01:37.159 --> 01:01:42.440
them. Jack suggests, why don't
we go to the hospital together get this

932
01:01:42.519 --> 01:01:46.960
done. So Jack continues to question
Lucy. She manages to escape by after

933
01:01:47.000 --> 01:01:50.559
they give blood. They wind up
back in Peter's room. There's a cute

934
01:01:50.599 --> 01:01:54.239
moment where like he faints right after
giving blood. The rest of the family

935
01:01:54.320 --> 01:02:00.239
is there in Peter's room and Jack
becomes more aggressive with the questions. Rightmily

936
01:02:00.280 --> 01:02:02.159
is confused, You're like, why
are you giving Lucy the third degree here?

937
01:02:02.280 --> 01:02:08.039
Leave her alone? And Jack claims
because she is cheating on Peter with

938
01:02:08.239 --> 01:02:16.159
her boyfriend Joe Fusco Junior like,
aha, gotcha, Lucy just laughs.

939
01:02:16.480 --> 01:02:21.000
She's like, Joe Junior is delusional. He thinks he invented aluminum foil,

940
01:02:21.719 --> 01:02:24.760
and Jack responds that he was very
lucid when they spoke earlier. He's like,

941
01:02:25.199 --> 01:02:30.840
he sticks to this plan. And
finally Elsie waivers and she goes,

942
01:02:30.880 --> 01:02:32.719
if she wanted to prove it,
she would prove it, which I'm like,

943
01:02:34.440 --> 01:02:37.639
literally how the family looks at Lucy
and then she pulls out her ace

944
01:02:37.679 --> 01:02:43.400
in the hole and explains something very
important to fifteen year old Erica, who

945
01:02:43.400 --> 01:02:47.440
did not know this, that apparently
you can lose a testicle in a basketball

946
01:02:47.440 --> 01:02:52.440
incident. She goes, Peter has
one testicle, and it turns out that

947
01:02:52.519 --> 01:02:55.960
the coworker was talking about pencils in
his pockets for a good reason. After

948
01:02:57.039 --> 01:03:00.679
all, there's a great moment where
the whole family's like, someone's got a

949
01:03:00.760 --> 01:03:02.519
check, huh, And the mother
finally is like, I'm his mother.

950
01:03:02.599 --> 01:03:07.320
All look, and it's funny is
the teenage daughter is like, oh,

951
01:03:07.320 --> 01:03:09.079
which, now I'm glad I had
a teenage daughter in this movie, because

952
01:03:09.159 --> 01:03:14.440
yeah, you want that that's exactly
their correct reaction too. Let's all look

953
01:03:14.440 --> 01:03:17.960
at your brothers junk together as a
family. Yeah. We smash cut from

954
01:03:19.119 --> 01:03:24.000
Midge looking at Peter's junk to the
Callahans piling into the elevator and Elsie's saying,

955
01:03:24.400 --> 01:03:28.320
well, look on the bright side, he's got more room in his

956
01:03:28.440 --> 01:03:31.840
jockey shorts. Lucy arrives home.
It's been another long day for old Lucy,

957
01:03:32.679 --> 01:03:37.280
and she's immediately confronted by Joe Junior, who's very put out that you

958
01:03:37.360 --> 01:03:38.880
stood me up. We had a
date for the ice Capades. No we

959
01:03:38.920 --> 01:03:42.639
didn't, Yes, we did.
Before she can get rid of him,

960
01:03:42.920 --> 01:03:46.039
Saul arrives. For some reason,
Lucy doesn't throw Joe Junior out of the

961
01:03:46.079 --> 01:03:50.559
apartment. She instead throws him into
her closet. She lets all in.

962
01:03:51.000 --> 01:03:52.519
Saul tells her, look, I
know the truth. I heard you that

963
01:03:52.639 --> 01:03:57.360
night at the hospital and Lucy.
Sandra Bullock is great in this moment because

964
01:03:57.360 --> 01:03:59.559
you can tell that she's sad,
but she's also like, Okay, thank

965
01:03:59.599 --> 01:04:03.599
god, this is over. I'm
done, which this helps me buy the

966
01:04:03.639 --> 01:04:08.840
movie so much that they really give
her like as opposed to my best Friend's

967
01:04:08.840 --> 01:04:14.440
wedding, where every moment, Jules
is continually like digging herself deeper. Yeah,

968
01:04:14.559 --> 01:04:17.199
Lucy in this movie keeps trying to
keep her head above water and then

969
01:04:17.239 --> 01:04:21.559
something comes along an the anksor down
and she she keeps trying to get above

970
01:04:21.599 --> 01:04:25.679
there. And she's not not complicit
in this. I'm not saying that,

971
01:04:25.719 --> 01:04:29.480
but like there are actual reasons given
and the intentions are really good, yes,

972
01:04:29.599 --> 01:04:32.960
like really solid. So Saul,
continuing the theme of bad advice in

973
01:04:33.000 --> 01:04:39.440
this film, tells her don't tell
them anything. Since meeting her, they

974
01:04:39.480 --> 01:04:42.960
all feel like they have Peter back, and losing her would be like losing

975
01:04:43.039 --> 01:04:46.159
him all over again. Truly,
How great was the estrangement in this family?

976
01:04:47.079 --> 01:04:51.360
Who was Peter? I was so
disappointed when Peter wakes up and he's

977
01:04:51.400 --> 01:04:56.000
just like a totally normal guy.
Yeah, and he's not some like evil

978
01:04:56.119 --> 01:04:59.360
monster. I'm like, but I
wanted an evil monster. That would have

979
01:04:59.400 --> 01:05:02.199
been funny, Yeah, or make
like someone who forgets he's an evil monster

980
01:05:02.280 --> 01:05:05.599
and then kind of relearns it and
maybe feels bad about it. Yeah,

981
01:05:05.639 --> 01:05:11.840
like he like slightly. Oh,
I love that show so good PSA for

982
01:05:11.920 --> 01:05:14.880
this episode. I don't know if
it's streaming anywhere, but if it is

983
01:05:15.280 --> 01:05:20.079
Find Yourself episodes of Samantha Who with
a pre famous Melissa McCarthy and a post

984
01:05:20.159 --> 01:05:26.599
famous Christina Applegate excellent television show,
and a still famous Jean Smart and it's

985
01:05:26.639 --> 01:05:30.760
still in an evergreen famous Jean Smart. Like I just I was so ready

986
01:05:30.800 --> 01:05:33.880
for there to be this fun like
villain in the movie but played by Peter

987
01:05:33.960 --> 01:05:38.199
Gallagher, and it just didn't happen. I think the movie kind of wants

988
01:05:38.480 --> 01:05:42.079
it to be that, but it
doesn't really make any sense, Like the

989
01:05:42.119 --> 01:05:45.039
way well, because he wakes up
and he's fine, Yeah, he's totally

990
01:05:45.119 --> 01:05:48.599
nice, and people keep telling me
he has amnesia, but he actually doesn't.

991
01:05:49.000 --> 01:05:51.880
Yeah, there all this gaslighting of
it to think he has amnesia,

992
01:05:51.960 --> 01:05:55.880
so he should. It doesn't work, But I think the intention of the

993
01:05:55.880 --> 01:05:57.960
movie is what you're saying, Like
he woke up and he's a new man.

994
01:05:58.199 --> 01:06:01.159
Yeah, so saw the art.
Lucy doesn't even have time to get

995
01:06:01.239 --> 01:06:05.000
Joe Junior out of the closet where
he's trying on her shoes. I this

996
01:06:05.119 --> 01:06:10.079
made me so happy. Okay,
he's embarrassed enough that like he got caught

997
01:06:10.119 --> 01:06:14.360
trying on her shoes, but not
so embarrassed that he gets all toxic masculinity

998
01:06:14.400 --> 01:06:16.360
on her. He's just like they
were really nice shoes. Yeah, like

999
01:06:16.519 --> 01:06:20.280
it was very sweet. There's another
knock on the door. She tosses Joe

1000
01:06:20.360 --> 01:06:23.760
back into the closet. She goes
to the door. She greets Jack.

1001
01:06:24.239 --> 01:06:28.360
Jack is there because his parents have
sent her an engagement present, and she's

1002
01:06:28.400 --> 01:06:30.599
like, you know what, why
don't we take it to Peter's apartment.

1003
01:06:30.760 --> 01:06:33.639
We can hear Joe crashing around in
the closet. I'll go with you.

1004
01:06:33.719 --> 01:06:36.760
Let's get the hell out of here. Yep, the fuse in the charisma

1005
01:06:36.800 --> 01:06:42.760
bomb has been lit. Ahaha.
They arrive at Peter's apartment. Jack opens

1006
01:06:42.840 --> 01:06:45.000
up the back of his truck full
of furniture. Lucy sees this, like

1007
01:06:45.199 --> 01:06:51.239
beautiful, very simple, hard darkwood
chair. Yes, and she immediately compliments

1008
01:06:51.360 --> 01:06:55.960
the chair. She's like, it's
beautiful. I'm so like, that's such

1009
01:06:56.000 --> 01:06:59.840
a lovely gift. And turns out
the chair is not the gift. It's

1010
01:06:59.840 --> 01:07:04.000
a Jack Callahan original. He's actually
like got a side hustle making furniture,

1011
01:07:04.480 --> 01:07:08.719
and it turns out he's really fucking
good at it, and he's got a

1012
01:07:08.800 --> 01:07:13.599
lot of people wanting his furniture.
But he can't do it full time because

1013
01:07:13.599 --> 01:07:16.199
his father needs him to take over
the business and he doesn't want to disappoint

1014
01:07:16.199 --> 01:07:19.840
his father. Is furniture maker,
the most romcom job ever for the mail

1015
01:07:19.920 --> 01:07:23.960
lead. I wonder if Jack walked
so that Aidan could run, and if

1016
01:07:24.000 --> 01:07:27.480
Aiden ran, so magic Mike could
soar. Ah. That's where I forgot

1017
01:07:27.599 --> 01:07:31.559
Magic Mike furniture maker, and that's
what inspired Michael Shuffling to become a furniture

1018
01:07:31.559 --> 01:07:36.800
maker in his real life acting behind
it all fits together. It's that whole

1019
01:07:36.840 --> 01:07:41.719
pygmalian fantasy. Who doesn't want a
man who can carve you into stone?

1020
01:07:41.880 --> 01:07:46.400
Yeah, who can bring life into
lifeless objects with the strength of his hands.

1021
01:07:46.840 --> 01:07:50.760
So it turns out the chair is
not for her and Peter. The

1022
01:07:51.199 --> 01:07:55.840
gift is, in fact, this
rather ugly sofa. Why they thought this

1023
01:07:55.880 --> 01:07:59.760
would work in Peter's apartment, I
do not know. It is blue like,

1024
01:08:00.239 --> 01:08:04.400
and Peter's entire look is black and
white, black and white and like

1025
01:08:04.400 --> 01:08:09.760
like angry art film from Sweden.
That's what his That's what his entire apartment

1026
01:08:09.760 --> 01:08:12.880
looks like. If you want to
decorate your apartment like an angry art film

1027
01:08:12.960 --> 01:08:15.159
Sweden, take a look at Peters. Yeah, if you want the seventh

1028
01:08:15.239 --> 01:08:21.439
seal, but furniture that's Peter's apartment. The two bring the love seed up.

1029
01:08:21.520 --> 01:08:25.960
The new doorman is meeting Lucy as
Peter's fiance. Along the way,

1030
01:08:26.159 --> 01:08:30.000
a great deal of cuteness ensues,
a lot of floppy nineties hair, uncontrollable

1031
01:08:30.039 --> 01:08:33.880
giggling, and pratt falls is used
to try to move the furniture. They

1032
01:08:33.960 --> 01:08:39.760
like knock over a vase filled with
blue water. What wasn't that vase the

1033
01:08:39.840 --> 01:08:43.800
Angryish art film water? Yeah,
that is like if this were like a

1034
01:08:43.840 --> 01:08:46.239
student film, that vase would have
fallen in slow motion before it like collapsed

1035
01:08:46.239 --> 01:08:48.800
on the floor and the water when
it was blue in the vase, when

1036
01:08:48.800 --> 01:08:53.119
it hit the floor it became blood
red uh huh yeah yeah, and screamed.

1037
01:08:54.800 --> 01:08:59.199
So they they cover up the blue
stain on Peter's carpeting with the couch

1038
01:08:59.479 --> 01:09:02.520
like so there are giggling their conspiratorial
It's adorable. Afterwards, they walked through

1039
01:09:02.600 --> 01:09:06.000
Chicago together. They're getting to know
each other. Jack asks Lucy if there's

1040
01:09:06.039 --> 01:09:09.239
one place in the world she could
go, where would it be? She

1041
01:09:09.239 --> 01:09:12.600
says, without hesitation, Florence.
Excellent choice. Good Joyce, excellent,

1042
01:09:12.680 --> 01:09:16.239
joy we can, we can,
decides. She even shows him that she

1043
01:09:16.279 --> 01:09:25.720
carries her pashport pashport port. Hey, no, Cholly, helly jolly,

1044
01:09:25.760 --> 01:09:29.760
oh no, he's Channing again.
Guys, get the get the paddles.

1045
01:09:30.039 --> 01:09:32.399
What if Carol Channing was talking to
Lucy and she worked at the at the

1046
01:09:32.439 --> 01:09:34.560
CTA with her. Hey, girl, I know you, I know,

1047
01:09:34.680 --> 01:09:39.760
I know you don't have a family. For Christmish, you look delightful in

1048
01:09:39.840 --> 01:09:46.239
that booth. You just look smashing
in that booth. Florence, how did

1049
01:09:46.279 --> 01:09:53.680
you feel to be so alone?
Dying alone is the best, didn't it?

1050
01:09:55.119 --> 01:10:03.800
Hello? You? All right?
So Lucy even shows Jack that she

1051
01:10:03.920 --> 01:10:09.760
carries her passport, her passport around
and he notices that there are no stamps

1052
01:10:09.760 --> 01:10:12.359
in it, and she says,
someday there will be. I mean she

1053
01:10:12.439 --> 01:10:15.479
works at the MTA, Jack,
come or the CTA. I know it's

1054
01:10:15.520 --> 01:10:17.560
not New York, but I only
know the MTA. The wage gap is

1055
01:10:17.680 --> 01:10:26.199
real, asshole. If Florence isn't
free, The two arrived back at Lucy's

1056
01:10:26.279 --> 01:10:29.279
and what I would like to call
a lawsuit waiting for happen, which is

1057
01:10:29.319 --> 01:10:31.800
an icy sidewalk. Okay, I
guess Joe Junior is too busy banging the

1058
01:10:31.800 --> 01:10:35.359
broad and on the fourth floor.
He's not banging the broad, he's banging

1059
01:10:35.359 --> 01:10:41.319
the muffler with a hammer under that
the hood to put some fucking salt out

1060
01:10:41.319 --> 01:10:45.560
for the sidewalk. There's an extended
sequence. They're grasping each other for balance,

1061
01:10:45.600 --> 01:10:48.880
they're laughing. Finally, of course, they wind up falling onto the

1062
01:10:48.920 --> 01:10:53.560
ground. They're laugh They get up, They wish each other good night,

1063
01:10:53.760 --> 01:10:59.119
and Lucy heads upstairs and watches Jack
as he walks away. She smiles,

1064
01:10:59.600 --> 01:11:03.680
and then reality sets in. Carrol
Channing is like, hey girl, Hey

1065
01:11:03.800 --> 01:11:08.479
Lucy, remember you said you were
You said you were engaged that guy's brother.

1066
01:11:08.880 --> 01:11:11.520
Yeah, you can't be in love
with this guy because you're in love

1067
01:11:11.520 --> 01:11:15.039
with the other guy. Everyone's gonna
hate you when they find out what's happening.

1068
01:11:15.199 --> 01:11:19.439
And she got awful. Just the
worst lonely is. She's to only

1069
01:11:19.479 --> 01:11:23.279
worse when it's like doubled because you
had his taste in not being lonely.

1070
01:11:23.319 --> 01:11:30.399
There be lonely again, Hey,
Lucy, and goodbye, Lucy. You

1071
01:11:30.520 --> 01:11:34.600
lost your first family to cancer and
your second family to you being horrible to

1072
01:11:34.680 --> 01:11:42.800
your own horrible choices. Jesus Christ. This is the definition of irony.

1073
01:11:43.399 --> 01:11:47.159
The next morning, Lucy announces to
Jerry that she likes Jerry remembers the boss

1074
01:11:47.640 --> 01:11:51.399
that she likes Jack, Peter's brother. Jerry is really too busy to be

1075
01:11:51.479 --> 01:11:55.920
bothered. He's like, wait,
what's happening? Is the coma thing still

1076
01:11:55.960 --> 01:11:58.640
going on? I have my own
life, Lucy. Not everyone has dead

1077
01:11:58.680 --> 01:12:01.960
parents, real main character syndrome.
Some of us have a family, Lucy.

1078
01:12:02.399 --> 01:12:09.000
It's the holiday week. Finally someone
tells Lucy to just tell the fucking

1079
01:12:09.239 --> 01:12:11.640
truth. Jack's like, all right, this has gone on long enough to

1080
01:12:11.640 --> 01:12:16.239
tell it's Jerry. Jerry. There's
too many characters in this movie. Yeah,

1081
01:12:16.039 --> 01:12:19.159
yeah, it's Jerry. The boss
tells her just tell the truth,

1082
01:12:19.319 --> 01:12:23.319
just get it over with, and
she says she can't because Elsie's sick and

1083
01:12:23.359 --> 01:12:27.319
she'd lose Jack and it's all so
complicated. Jerry tells her to just pull

1084
01:12:27.359 --> 01:12:30.039
the plug, and I can't tell
it first honestly if he's talking about Peter

1085
01:12:30.560 --> 01:12:33.239
or the lie, because I'm like, you know what if he does die,

1086
01:12:33.319 --> 01:12:38.720
this is this does just end for
poor old Lucy. She says,

1087
01:12:38.760 --> 01:12:42.840
you're sick, and he points out
I'm sick. You're cheating on a vegetable,

1088
01:12:43.039 --> 01:12:46.199
solid solid. We cut to Jack
spending some quality time with Peter.

1089
01:12:46.439 --> 01:12:50.279
He's playing I think twenty one with
Peter, or poker poker, one of

1090
01:12:50.279 --> 01:12:54.760
those cars, think cards, but
he's playing both sides. He tells his

1091
01:12:54.800 --> 01:13:00.640
brother that he's never been envious of
anything he had until now. No,

1092
01:13:00.640 --> 01:13:03.279
No, I love Bill Pullman so
much. I just want to clock here.

1093
01:13:03.359 --> 01:13:06.000
Look, and I don't mean to
be an asshole. He met her

1094
01:13:06.000 --> 01:13:11.399
two days ago. They did it
take you that long to fall in love

1095
01:13:11.399 --> 01:13:15.680
with Sandra Bullock? Eric didn't take
me that long. When the boys in

1096
01:13:15.680 --> 01:13:17.199
the locker room ast, I told
them right away, Sandy Bullock. It's

1097
01:13:17.199 --> 01:13:21.560
Sandy Bullock. I love her breasts
and her vagina and all the parts.

1098
01:13:21.560 --> 01:13:26.439
I always dream about her breasts feeling
like bean bags filled with styropham, the

1099
01:13:26.439 --> 01:13:30.319
those styrophoonm things. That's what breasts
feel like, right, right, you

1100
01:13:30.359 --> 01:13:33.760
know, you know I love touching
my girlfriend's breast. They feel just like

1101
01:13:33.800 --> 01:13:40.079
two tennis balls, like hard,
really really hard. That's normal, right,

1102
01:13:40.119 --> 01:13:42.680
That's what they feel like. I
love touching women's breasts, and you

1103
01:13:42.760 --> 01:13:45.079
touch they sound like balloons. No
balloons, make that sound. That's what

1104
01:13:45.119 --> 01:13:49.439
breasts make. Yeah, okay,
that's what Sandy bullocksrests sound. Her nipples

1105
01:13:49.439 --> 01:13:53.159
look like Pepperoni's. I love it. They're like, who else do you

1106
01:13:53.239 --> 01:13:59.319
like? Paul? And I'm like
Carol Channing and yeah, you know,

1107
01:13:59.399 --> 01:14:01.399
Paul, you just tell us all
the truth and just save us all a

1108
01:14:01.399 --> 01:14:08.039
lot of a lot of time.
Here we see you. We cut to

1109
01:14:08.079 --> 01:14:13.279
the Callahan family dinner. Jack and
Lucy wind up under the mistletoe walking out.

1110
01:14:13.399 --> 01:14:18.279
Okay, why would anyone have missletoe
up and enforce the mistletoe rule when

1111
01:14:18.680 --> 01:14:24.439
ninety eight percent of us shared DNA
in this situation, here's my answer.

1112
01:14:24.520 --> 01:14:30.119
I think Ox and Midge are trying
to parent trap Elsie and sal Or.

1113
01:14:30.159 --> 01:14:33.560
They just all want a piece of
salt. The only reason you should have

1114
01:14:33.600 --> 01:14:38.399
missletoe up if it's like a cheeky, fun holiday party and literally no one

1115
01:14:38.439 --> 01:14:44.960
in this room is related to each
other. So the family's like kiss kiss,

1116
01:14:45.399 --> 01:14:48.520
kiss kiss, and I'm like,
she's engaged to your other son,

1117
01:14:48.720 --> 01:14:54.039
remember that one? What's wrong with
you? People? They give each other

1118
01:14:54.079 --> 01:14:57.640
a quick peck and instead of everyone
being like that was a terrible idea,

1119
01:14:57.640 --> 01:15:01.720
why didn't we insist on that Everyone's
like, Oh, what a cute couple

1120
01:15:01.880 --> 01:15:06.159
you two would make. Anyway,
we cut to work. The next day,

1121
01:15:06.399 --> 01:15:10.119
Mary arrives with a friend. Lucy
invites her into the booth and they

1122
01:15:10.199 --> 01:15:14.239
visit briefly, and Lucy's work friend, Celeste, finds out that apparently Lucy

1123
01:15:14.359 --> 01:15:17.920
is engaged. Celest it's thrailed,
very excited, very wondering why why Lucy

1124
01:15:17.960 --> 01:15:20.520
didn't tell her earlier Becau apparently they're
very close? Yeah, who knew.

1125
01:15:23.079 --> 01:15:26.439
As the girls leave, Celeste asks
if Lucy's pregnant, and Lucy's like,

1126
01:15:26.520 --> 01:15:29.880
yes, the lest I'm pregnant.
But because teenage girls don't understand sarcasm,

1127
01:15:30.119 --> 01:15:33.279
Mary's friend hears it and is like, whoa, yeah, you're late.

1128
01:15:33.279 --> 01:15:40.560
Your friend Lucy's pregnant, yeap,
Lucy's pg Mary rushes home and immediately announces

1129
01:15:40.600 --> 01:15:44.359
that Lucy is pregnant to the entire
family. We cut back to Peter's answering

1130
01:15:44.359 --> 01:15:48.399
machine and Ashley Bartlett Bacon leaves another
voice message, angry that Peter hasn't called

1131
01:15:48.439 --> 01:15:54.319
her back, and also inquiring after
her cat. Ah, what if Ashley

1132
01:15:54.359 --> 01:16:00.279
Bartlett Bacon was played by Carol Channing. Peter and I'm very Yeah, you

1133
01:16:00.319 --> 01:16:03.279
haven't told me about my cat.
Any excuse to do Carol Channing today?

1134
01:16:03.359 --> 01:16:10.920
Huh, Carol Channing, We're just
gonna keep doing. I'm cutting my trip

1135
01:16:10.920 --> 01:16:13.760
to Lishpin short because I thought she'll
marry ye hey, what the hell?

1136
01:16:14.319 --> 01:16:16.119
Also, I just want to point
out it's not a trip to Lisbon.

1137
01:16:16.520 --> 01:16:20.960
Later on, he says, you
moved to Lisbon, correct, she left

1138
01:16:20.960 --> 01:16:27.119
her cat with Peter? Does she
not know anyone else? We cut to

1139
01:16:27.199 --> 01:16:31.079
Lucy's Joe Junior presents Lucy with an
enormous wreath of flowers, which he says

1140
01:16:31.079 --> 01:16:35.119
they give in the winning circle at
Arlington, and he comes on to her

1141
01:16:35.119 --> 01:16:39.359
again. Lucy refuses. Joe Junior
is finally getting the hint. He looks

1142
01:16:39.520 --> 01:16:42.680
dejected and Lucy gives him a hug. She says, thank you for the

1143
01:16:42.720 --> 01:16:45.600
flowers. Little does she know that
the bottomfirstaire is Jack is there and he

1144
01:16:45.680 --> 01:16:49.279
sees this interaction. Lucy. It's
now New Year's Eve, we find out

1145
01:16:49.720 --> 01:16:53.680
apparently she doesn't have to work on
New Year's Eve. Subways free on New

1146
01:16:53.760 --> 01:16:58.960
Year's Eve, just go crazy.
Everybody enjoy It's the purge. But on

1147
01:16:58.960 --> 01:17:05.760
the subway, Lucy goes out to
attend her very best friend in the whole

1148
01:17:05.800 --> 01:17:10.880
world, Celest New Year's Eve party, even though we met Celeste literally four

1149
01:17:10.960 --> 01:17:15.039
seconds ago, yep. And she
finds Jack loitering outside her apartment, and

1150
01:17:15.199 --> 01:17:18.199
Jack kind of like muscles his way
into the party with her. He's like,

1151
01:17:18.239 --> 01:17:21.479
I'm coming with you, and she's
like, okay, I guess you're

1152
01:17:21.520 --> 01:17:25.439
coming with me, and she doesn't
like turn around and be like boundaries.

1153
01:17:25.640 --> 01:17:30.000
Yeah, I need boundaries from you
and your whole fucking family. Boundaries.

1154
01:17:30.039 --> 01:17:31.199
You're all a bit much and they
wone ever told you that. Please.

1155
01:17:32.039 --> 01:17:36.199
It doesn't take very long within the
party filled with Lucy's colleagues and friends,

1156
01:17:36.239 --> 01:17:41.399
for Jack to shout you're pregnant loud
enough for everyone to hear. Yeah,

1157
01:17:41.479 --> 01:17:43.840
tries to have a drink, he
gets very upset. Yeah. We cut

1158
01:17:43.880 --> 01:17:46.680
to Lucy walking home. Jack's trying
to apologize. By the way, these

1159
01:17:46.680 --> 01:17:49.680
two walk so much, And I
get it, the movie's trying to be

1160
01:17:49.720 --> 01:17:54.319
like romantic they're walking through the city, But all I can see in these

1161
01:17:54.359 --> 01:17:58.520
scenes is how fucking cold it must
be. Are there no cabs in Chicago?

1162
01:17:59.039 --> 01:18:00.840
There are there no says these two
could take. I don't think it's

1163
01:18:00.880 --> 01:18:03.279
that. I don't think they filmed
during during the winter though, because you

1164
01:18:03.279 --> 01:18:05.600
never see their breath. You never
see their breath. Yeah, I know,

1165
01:18:05.880 --> 01:18:09.399
so it must be fake. Okay, so I think the actor.

1166
01:18:09.479 --> 01:18:12.720
And also at one point Bill Pullman
is like, I'm shivering over here,

1167
01:18:12.720 --> 01:18:16.000
and like, then, fucking zip
up your coat. It's not a coat,

1168
01:18:16.199 --> 01:18:19.000
it's not a coat. It's not
a coat that is as a bomber

1169
01:18:19.119 --> 01:18:23.760
jacket. Yeah, he's wearing a
full fucking bomber jacket in the middle of

1170
01:18:23.800 --> 01:18:27.159
a Chicago winter. Lands endes a
good bomber that's all. That's all.

1171
01:18:28.960 --> 01:18:32.000
So outside of Lucy's apartment, the
two of them get into another extended flirting

1172
01:18:32.039 --> 01:18:36.760
session. Jack brings up her encounter
with Joe Junior earlier I saw you you

1173
01:18:36.840 --> 01:18:42.199
were leaning into that hug, and
she's like, okay, you have to

1174
01:18:42.239 --> 01:18:45.720
stop stalking me. And seriously,
this is now getting out of hand.

1175
01:18:45.840 --> 01:18:47.680
And also, did the writers of
this movie really like my soul called life?

1176
01:18:48.079 --> 01:18:51.840
Why is there so much talk about
leaning? A good call back?

1177
01:18:53.760 --> 01:18:57.039
The two of them wind up very
close to each other and snap out of

1178
01:18:57.079 --> 01:19:01.079
it when Joe Junior interrupts and he
notices that is leaning very close to Lucy,

1179
01:19:01.079 --> 01:19:03.479
are you okay, Lucy? You
need me to get rid of this

1180
01:19:03.520 --> 01:19:06.079
guy for you, And Lucy's like, no, it's fine, thank you,

1181
01:19:06.159 --> 01:19:11.880
Joe. So this nice moment of
leaning quickly sours when Lucy takes Jack's

1182
01:19:11.880 --> 01:19:15.600
belief in her pregnancy and spins it
into the only reason someone like your brother

1183
01:19:15.640 --> 01:19:17.880
would want to marry someone like me's
because I'm pregnant, right. Jack finally

1184
01:19:17.920 --> 01:19:20.840
says, I just want you to
be happy, and Lucy wonders, what

1185
01:19:20.880 --> 01:19:24.479
would you know about it? You
can't even have a conversation with your father

1186
01:19:24.520 --> 01:19:27.920
about not wanting to be in the
family business. She goes nuclear. She

1187
01:19:27.960 --> 01:19:30.600
sure does. She goes, I'm
like you've again. I just want to

1188
01:19:30.600 --> 01:19:32.680
clock here. And they've now known
each other three days. He says,

1189
01:19:33.079 --> 01:19:35.600
knowing my family for three days does
it make you an expert? And she

1190
01:19:35.600 --> 01:19:39.720
says, knowing them for a lifetime
has it made you want either? Okay?

1191
01:19:39.840 --> 01:19:44.680
Still three days? Slow your goddamn
roll, Lucy, He fires back.

1192
01:19:44.720 --> 01:19:46.439
He wonders if her father would be
happy knowing she's sitting in a toll

1193
01:19:46.479 --> 01:19:50.159
booth planning vacation that she isn't taking. Okay, if she went nuclear,

1194
01:19:50.319 --> 01:19:56.560
he went apocalypse. Don't invoke the
memory of my dead father. It's New

1195
01:19:56.640 --> 01:20:00.479
Year's Eve. We're supposed we're both
hot, we're supposed to to be out

1196
01:20:00.479 --> 01:20:05.319
getting drunk and getting plowed. What
are we doing? She admits, no,

1197
01:20:05.520 --> 01:20:09.319
my father wouldn't. But she says, you don't know what it's like

1198
01:20:09.479 --> 01:20:13.319
to be alone. And she heads
into her apartment and she says to herself,

1199
01:20:13.800 --> 01:20:17.199
Happy New Year. And at that
moment at the hospital, Peter wakes

1200
01:20:17.279 --> 01:20:20.600
up. You know I was ready
for like they needed a change. Yeah,

1201
01:20:20.640 --> 01:20:25.159
we needed a moment when I was
really really ready for a little Peter

1202
01:20:25.239 --> 01:20:29.039
Gallagher. Yeah, charm and charisma. I was telling you earlier. For

1203
01:20:29.399 --> 01:20:31.920
this movie. For me, it
was like it starts and you're going along,

1204
01:20:32.000 --> 01:20:34.399
yes Andra Bullock, and you're like, man, this woman is charming.

1205
01:20:34.399 --> 01:20:38.479
And then it starts like, wow, the weight of this is really

1206
01:20:38.520 --> 01:20:41.840
starting to strain even her charisma,
Like like there's a lot of plot going

1207
01:20:41.840 --> 01:20:44.079
on, and they give you Bill
Pullman and you're like, great, I'm

1208
01:20:44.079 --> 01:20:46.199
good, no problem, and then
there's the weight starts to drag the two

1209
01:20:46.199 --> 01:20:48.479
of them down too, and then
they're like here you go, Peter Gallagher.

1210
01:20:48.560 --> 01:20:51.000
It's like a triple scoop. Of
charisma. Yeah, it's just like

1211
01:20:51.199 --> 01:20:55.479
just smooths over all the cracks.
For me. The only thing is I

1212
01:20:55.600 --> 01:20:59.920
just like again, like because they
the way they wrote Jack as like instantly

1213
01:21:00.000 --> 01:21:02.159
auspicious of her, kind of shitty
to her the whole time. I want

1214
01:21:02.159 --> 01:21:05.000
this plot to go better. I
want these two to be in it together,

1215
01:21:05.560 --> 01:21:10.399
figuring out a way to get her
out of this situation and him into

1216
01:21:10.439 --> 01:21:14.439
her bed and make it all okay
for everyone. And at some point maybe

1217
01:21:14.439 --> 01:21:16.359
in the movie, they do sleep
together, and then they have to hide

1218
01:21:16.359 --> 01:21:20.319
it from the rest of her family, his family rather, and then Peter

1219
01:21:20.439 --> 01:21:24.960
wakes up and they're like, oh
my god, what have we done.

1220
01:21:25.439 --> 01:21:30.119
I'm writing such a better movie in
my head. We cut to Peter's room

1221
01:21:30.159 --> 01:21:32.560
at the hospital. He's woken up
from the nep he was taking, and

1222
01:21:32.600 --> 01:21:38.039
he sees his family and Lucy.
That one face gives him pause and he

1223
01:21:38.079 --> 01:21:42.000
asks who are you? And his
family assumes that he has amnesia. That

1224
01:21:42.119 --> 01:21:45.399
is really funny to me. He's
like, hello, you know, Saul,

1225
01:21:45.000 --> 01:21:47.560
mom, dad, everyone. He's
like, who are you? And

1226
01:21:47.600 --> 01:21:53.920
they're like, he has amnesia.
That's definitely a real thing. Lucy decides

1227
01:21:53.960 --> 01:21:58.039
it's finally time to come clean.
She's like, excuse me, everybody,

1228
01:21:58.159 --> 01:22:00.439
I have an announcement to make.
But before she can, Saul takes her

1229
01:22:00.479 --> 01:22:04.039
aside and tells her that he'll handle
telling the Callahans the truth. I don't

1230
01:22:04.039 --> 01:22:05.960
know if I would trust Saul to
do it for me. And you know

1231
01:22:06.000 --> 01:22:10.439
what, I'm not wrong, you
are correct. Yeah. Jack drives Lucy

1232
01:22:10.479 --> 01:22:14.079
home, and the argument from the
night before suddenly seems silly. A day

1233
01:22:14.159 --> 01:22:16.560
later, Jack tells her that he
really thinks that she and Peter will be

1234
01:22:16.600 --> 01:22:20.319
a good couple, and he's glad
that she won't be alone anymore. He's

1235
01:22:20.520 --> 01:22:24.279
basically saying I love you without saying
I love you. The next morning,

1236
01:22:24.399 --> 01:22:27.920
Jack arrives at his parents' house.
He's got a box of donuts, Ox

1237
01:22:28.000 --> 01:22:30.680
is feeling philosophical, and he says, I really love this line. He

1238
01:22:30.680 --> 01:22:32.560
says, life's a pain in the
ass. You work hard to provide for

1239
01:22:32.640 --> 01:22:36.119
your family, and then for one
minute, everything's good, everyone's well,

1240
01:22:36.399 --> 01:22:41.039
everyone's happy, and in that one
minute you have peace. I thought that

1241
01:22:41.079 --> 01:22:44.279
was very beautiful. M Jack says, well, sorry, this ain't that

1242
01:22:44.319 --> 01:22:46.239
minute, and he comes clean about
his decision. He's going to start a

1243
01:22:46.279 --> 01:22:50.199
furniture business. Ox is like,
you don't want my business, and Jack's

1244
01:22:50.239 --> 01:22:53.119
like now, He's like, I
could have sold this years ago. What

1245
01:22:53.159 --> 01:22:56.359
are we talking about? By the
way, Mary is really being left out

1246
01:22:56.359 --> 01:23:00.079
of this entire conversation. She looks
very sturdy. She could hork a couch

1247
01:23:00.159 --> 01:23:02.439
up a set of stairs. Also, like, doesn't she seem like the

1248
01:23:02.520 --> 01:23:05.920
kind of person who's gonna grow up
and convince old people to give away their

1249
01:23:05.960 --> 01:23:11.399
loved one's furniture. Absolutely, I
would give that woman anything she asked for.

1250
01:23:11.520 --> 01:23:15.840
She has a really like trustworthy,
earnest face. At the hospital,

1251
01:23:15.000 --> 01:23:19.600
Saul goes rogue. He asks to
speak with Peter alone, and he tells

1252
01:23:19.600 --> 01:23:23.720
Peter that he's got a lot of
great qualities, but he's a putts.

1253
01:23:24.399 --> 01:23:28.119
He tells Peter to do him a
favor. When Lucy arrives, look deep

1254
01:23:28.239 --> 01:23:30.640
into her eyes, and if he's
not madly in love with her in two

1255
01:23:30.640 --> 01:23:33.359
minutes, then he should break up
with her and go back to being a

1256
01:23:33.439 --> 01:23:38.960
putts. But if he has any
brains, he'll propose to her again and

1257
01:23:39.079 --> 01:23:42.760
make it official. So Saul's like, I know how to solve all of

1258
01:23:42.920 --> 01:23:45.399
our situations. We're just going to
like actually get Peter to fall in love

1259
01:23:45.439 --> 01:23:49.920
with Lucy and it's fun and we're
good. Lucy arrives and Peter takes Saul's

1260
01:23:49.920 --> 01:23:53.680
advice to heart. He asks her
to sit down. The two talk and

1261
01:23:53.720 --> 01:23:57.479
would you believe it? Sandra Bullock
also has off the charts chemistry with Peter

1262
01:23:57.560 --> 01:24:00.359
Gallagher. Can you believe it?
This made me want more movie with these

1263
01:24:00.359 --> 01:24:04.079
two together? Oh yeah. Meanwhile, at Peter's building, Ashley Bartlett Bacon

1264
01:24:04.159 --> 01:24:11.119
played by Carol Channing, Oh Jesus
Christ played by Ali Walker arrives. She's

1265
01:24:11.159 --> 01:24:15.680
greeted by the doorman. Remember the
doorman met Lucy as Peter's fiance. Ashley

1266
01:24:15.760 --> 01:24:19.279
is not pleased when he hears that
Peter has a different fiance than her.

1267
01:24:19.880 --> 01:24:24.640
Jack arrives at the hospital. He's
helping Peter move floors from the fourth floor

1268
01:24:24.640 --> 01:24:28.560
to the second. Peter tells Jack
that he feels reborn. He's making a

1269
01:24:28.560 --> 01:24:31.960
clean start with Lucy. After all, Lucy is Lucy is and Jack can't

1270
01:24:31.960 --> 01:24:34.600
help himself, He says, I'd
say she gets under your skin as soon

1271
01:24:34.640 --> 01:24:38.079
as you meet her. She drives
you so nuts you don't know whether to

1272
01:24:38.159 --> 01:24:41.279
hug her or just really arm wrestler. She would go all the way to

1273
01:24:41.319 --> 01:24:43.960
Europe just to get a stamp in
her passport. I don't know if that

1274
01:24:43.960 --> 01:24:46.960
amounts to insanity or just being really, really likable. And Peter says,

1275
01:24:46.960 --> 01:24:51.920
no, that's not it. He
is like, she's also smoking hot and

1276
01:24:54.199 --> 01:24:57.039
the rack on her. Yeah,
did you notice the perfect body and perfect

1277
01:24:57.119 --> 01:25:00.920
face? No, you didn't look
again. Also, she's not going just

1278
01:25:00.960 --> 01:25:03.640
to get a stamp in her passport. She's going to Florence for the same

1279
01:25:03.680 --> 01:25:09.600
reason we all go to Florence to
see the David's dick, to see to

1280
01:25:09.680 --> 01:25:16.720
see that the world's least hung statue, the most noble title, that David

1281
01:25:16.760 --> 01:25:27.079
has the world's largest statue with the
smallest cause with the smallest schlan. Well

1282
01:25:27.079 --> 01:25:29.920
done, Michelangelo. You don't have
to play hide the salami, David.

1283
01:25:30.039 --> 01:25:36.239
Michelangelo already did it. His hands
are huge, and his penis minuscule,

1284
01:25:40.600 --> 01:25:51.279
perfect juicy melon buttocks and a Vienna
sausage penis. Outside the hospital, Lucy

1285
01:25:51.359 --> 01:25:55.319
is not thrilled to find out that
Saul is not followed through on telling the

1286
01:25:55.359 --> 01:26:00.520
Callahan's the truth, fair the hell
Saul worst fairy godmother ever. She actually

1287
01:26:00.560 --> 01:26:02.479
agrees with you, Paul, because
She fires him and she heads in,

1288
01:26:02.840 --> 01:26:06.880
nearly running into Ashley Bartlett Bacon in
the process, so Ashley as the more

1289
01:26:06.920 --> 01:26:12.359
up to date information. She gets
to Peter first. She's furious that he's

1290
01:26:12.359 --> 01:26:15.439
engaged in another woman, and Peter
calmly points out that she turned down his

1291
01:26:15.479 --> 01:26:18.079
proposal. They broke up. Ashley
snaps that you should go ahead and marry

1292
01:26:18.159 --> 01:26:24.439
Lucy, you one bald bastard,
and she flounces out of the room.

1293
01:26:24.920 --> 01:26:29.680
Wanda meanwhile intercepts Lucy and brings her
to the proper room. Lucy walks in.

1294
01:26:30.039 --> 01:26:32.119
Peter laments he's not happy with the
life he's made, and his family

1295
01:26:32.159 --> 01:26:38.000
loves her. He might as well
love her, he proposes. Wanda faints.

1296
01:26:38.039 --> 01:26:41.319
This is the best day of Wanda's
life. Wanda is going to dine

1297
01:26:41.359 --> 01:26:44.600
out on this story for the rest
of her exist. She's like, I

1298
01:26:45.279 --> 01:26:50.279
made a couple out of sheer fucking
will my shorts Chuck woolerrade. I will

1299
01:26:50.479 --> 01:26:59.800
these two people together and it worked. I'm a witch. We cut to

1300
01:27:00.359 --> 01:27:03.159
apartment. She's wearing her mother's wedding
dress. I did not catch that it

1301
01:27:03.199 --> 01:27:06.239
was her mother's wedding dress, and
I was like, what, why does

1302
01:27:06.279 --> 01:27:13.039
she have a white suit from the
forties. I am presuming that because I'm

1303
01:27:13.039 --> 01:27:15.760
like, why else, It's like
there's no scene for buying it, so

1304
01:27:15.760 --> 01:27:18.119
I'm like it makes sense to me, Like they make a big deal about

1305
01:27:18.119 --> 01:27:20.840
her mother, like of course her
mother's wedding dress PSA for this episode.

1306
01:27:20.880 --> 01:27:25.159
If you are a single lady,
just buy yourself a wedding dress. You

1307
01:27:25.319 --> 01:27:28.039
never know when it's gonna come in
handy. You might need to step in

1308
01:27:28.159 --> 01:27:30.319
real quick and become a bride.
Just have one on the back burner.

1309
01:27:30.359 --> 01:27:33.359
Are you in a romantic comedy you
need You need a couple wedding dress office

1310
01:27:33.399 --> 01:27:36.880
and keep them in the back of
the closet. Yeah, like a sensible

1311
01:27:36.920 --> 01:27:40.960
suit, suity type one like in
case you're getting married in a in a

1312
01:27:41.039 --> 01:27:45.039
hospital chapel like in this film,
or a big romantic princess e one.

1313
01:27:45.119 --> 01:27:46.439
Yeah, you never know what the
occasion's gonna call for. Yeah, in

1314
01:27:46.479 --> 01:27:50.079
case he shows up on a helicopter
on your doorstep. Yeah. You Also,

1315
01:27:50.199 --> 01:27:54.159
if you're a rom com heroin you
also probably should have like Margarita mix

1316
01:27:54.199 --> 01:27:57.399
at all times because you're definitely gonna
need like a late night Margarita sessh with

1317
01:27:57.439 --> 01:28:00.600
the girlfriends. With the girlfriends,
you're gonna need some motown on the boom

1318
01:28:00.640 --> 01:28:04.119
box, ready to go absolutely Diana, a little Aretha, perhaps that you

1319
01:28:04.159 --> 01:28:06.840
all can lip sync into a hair
brush too. Yeah, and oh,

1320
01:28:06.880 --> 01:28:10.640
you should probably have, speaking of
the hair brush, a karaoke machine,

1321
01:28:10.680 --> 01:28:13.119
because you're gonna have a party at
some point and there's gonna be karaoke.

1322
01:28:13.279 --> 01:28:15.479
Yep. Everyone's gonna be bad except
for you, because you're actually probably like

1323
01:28:15.600 --> 01:28:18.399
you did Broadway when you were younger. You're gonna need a lot of architecture

1324
01:28:18.439 --> 01:28:23.000
magazines because you want to meet and
marry an architect. And you didn't know

1325
01:28:23.039 --> 01:28:26.079
that until you met and married the
architect. But you're gonna want a lot

1326
01:28:26.079 --> 01:28:29.520
of architecture of magazines just to lure
him in. You're gonna have You're gonna

1327
01:28:29.520 --> 01:28:31.760
wanna have no fewer than four sets
of glasses because you are gonna break yours

1328
01:28:31.840 --> 01:28:36.239
during the course of your little flight
of fancy. Yeah, and god forbid

1329
01:28:36.239 --> 01:28:39.920
you ever try to wear heels bigger
than two inches. Yeah, you are

1330
01:28:39.920 --> 01:28:42.520
a klutz. Oh, you are
a major clean You know what, You're

1331
01:28:42.520 --> 01:28:45.600
gonna want to get those little corner
protectors they have for babies and put them

1332
01:28:45.640 --> 01:28:46.600
on all the sharp corners in your
house. You could lose an eye real

1333
01:28:46.720 --> 01:28:49.560
quick. Yep, one hundred hundred
percent. So yeah, these are just

1334
01:28:49.600 --> 01:28:53.000
a few of the things that rom
com heroines need to have in their back

1335
01:28:53.000 --> 01:28:56.960
pocket. Just keep it. Just
keep a closet full of rom com heroin

1336
01:28:57.119 --> 01:29:00.720
paraphernal paraphernalia, just to just to
make sure that you serve the film intact.

1337
01:29:00.920 --> 01:29:03.880
U. Okay, So she's wearing
some random wedding dress. So she's

1338
01:29:03.960 --> 01:29:06.840
that she has in her apartment,
and yes, let's go with Paul's thing.

1339
01:29:08.079 --> 01:29:10.920
It's her mother's. There's a knock
on the door. It's Jack.

1340
01:29:11.279 --> 01:29:15.479
He stopped by to give her a
present. It's a snow globe with Florence

1341
01:29:15.560 --> 01:29:18.640
inside. No one's ever given me
a snow globe in my life, but

1342
01:29:19.000 --> 01:29:21.920
I probably wouldn't like one if I
got one. Frankly, I'd be like,

1343
01:29:23.039 --> 01:29:25.920
what am I supposed to do with
this? Every time it shows up

1344
01:29:25.920 --> 01:29:30.000
in a movie, though, I'm
like, Oh, have you ever been

1345
01:29:30.000 --> 01:29:33.079
given a snow globe by anyone?
I don't think so, Like I can't.

1346
01:29:33.119 --> 01:29:35.840
I can't tell if they're good gifts
or not. Let's give each other,

1347
01:29:36.359 --> 01:29:41.279
give each other snow globes of the
David and his tiny dick. That's

1348
01:29:41.319 --> 01:29:44.000
why it's so tiny, because it's
cold. Ha haha. I have to

1349
01:29:44.000 --> 01:29:47.520
say, one of my favorite touristy
souvenirs in Italy while we were there was

1350
01:29:48.119 --> 01:29:53.520
the David with an enormous Schlang apron. Yes, because you don't want anyone

1351
01:29:53.560 --> 01:29:56.720
to think that your dick is small, just because David's dick is small and

1352
01:29:56.760 --> 01:30:00.760
you're wearing an apron, which can't
bode well for your manhood. It's absolutely

1353
01:30:00.800 --> 01:30:03.079
not if you're wearing one. Yeah. That was always sold right next to

1354
01:30:03.119 --> 01:30:06.439
the Hot Priest Calendar, which is
the absolute best thing Italy has ever given

1355
01:30:06.439 --> 01:30:11.520
the world. I know, they
invented a lot of wonderful foods and art,

1356
01:30:12.039 --> 01:30:15.159
yeah, and art and music and
like, but nope, it's the

1357
01:30:15.199 --> 01:30:18.279
hot priest calendar. Yeah. Who
do you think picks out the hot priests?

1358
01:30:18.319 --> 01:30:20.119
Is it the Pope? Does he
get to do it? Oh my

1359
01:30:20.159 --> 01:30:25.840
god, is that a job.
I would murder for that job. Show

1360
01:30:25.920 --> 01:30:29.159
me all your priests, Show me
the hottest priest you have. I'm gonna

1361
01:30:29.159 --> 01:30:31.680
need disroad, can I tell you? When we were in Rome, I

1362
01:30:31.760 --> 01:30:36.159
was not expecting the amount of priests
that are just walking around in Rome and

1363
01:30:36.279 --> 01:30:42.039
like full priest outfits, because you
don't see that in New York really ever.

1364
01:30:42.520 --> 01:30:45.199
And a lot of them were hot. Yeah, it's not a small

1365
01:30:45.199 --> 01:30:47.720
amount. It's not a small percentage
of them there. A lot of them

1366
01:30:47.720 --> 01:30:53.000
were actually kind of hot. I
was like, oh shit, the thornbirds

1367
01:30:53.039 --> 01:30:56.960
is real. Oh no, okay, So anyway back to the film.

1368
01:30:56.960 --> 01:30:59.840
Back to the film. So he
gives her the snow globe. She thanks,

1369
01:31:00.520 --> 01:31:03.000
He says that Peter is a very
lucky man. She asks him if

1370
01:31:03.000 --> 01:31:08.359
there's any reason at all that she
shouldn't marry Peter, and he says,

1371
01:31:08.439 --> 01:31:13.359
nope, don't got one. Anyway, enjoy the snowgla by bye. Okay

1372
01:31:13.359 --> 01:31:16.960
Paul again, like it's a silly
movie. I don't know why I'm taking

1373
01:31:17.000 --> 01:31:20.279
this so so hard, but like, why is she actually marrying Peter?

1374
01:31:21.520 --> 01:31:28.279
Like that is weird? This is
this is a this is hard to swallow

1375
01:31:28.319 --> 01:31:30.439
too for me. I will admit
this is like like it's like if they

1376
01:31:30.920 --> 01:31:33.520
you know what this now is a
good time to pull another Elsie moment where

1377
01:31:33.520 --> 01:31:35.960
she's like, oh I could I
could go with any minute, and all

1378
01:31:36.000 --> 01:31:40.159
I want is to see Peter and
Lucy finally wet and you're like, well,

1379
01:31:40.159 --> 01:31:43.039
I guess I have to go through
it and we'll just we'll get we'll

1380
01:31:43.039 --> 01:31:45.920
get it ann Old after after she
passes or whatever. But like they don't

1381
01:31:45.960 --> 01:31:48.840
do any of that. She Lucy's
like, she gets the proposal and she's

1382
01:31:48.880 --> 01:31:55.079
like, Okay, yeah, guy
I've never met before whose apartment is horrifyingly

1383
01:31:55.199 --> 01:31:58.560
cold. Yeah. I also did
a lot of work for the movie because

1384
01:31:58.560 --> 01:32:00.880
of the scene that comes up.
And I will tell you after we describe

1385
01:32:00.920 --> 01:32:01.920
the next scene. Okay, you
want to, you describe the next thing.

1386
01:32:01.920 --> 01:32:04.800
Okay. So the next scene is
Lucy's at work. She drops a

1387
01:32:04.800 --> 01:32:10.000
wedding invitation off to her boss and
best friend Jerry. Jerry's extremely confused.

1388
01:32:10.159 --> 01:32:12.239
She says, every day, I
sit in my booth like a veal.

1389
01:32:12.840 --> 01:32:15.199
There are some flourishes in this movie
that I love, and I sit in

1390
01:32:15.199 --> 01:32:20.479
my booth like a veal is one
of them. I'm waiting for my life

1391
01:32:20.479 --> 01:32:24.399
to begin. And you know what
a rich, handsome man proposed to me,

1392
01:32:24.439 --> 01:32:27.039
and I'm saying yes. And Jerry's
like, what happened to the other

1393
01:32:27.079 --> 01:32:30.720
guy? And she says he didn't
want me? Okay, so look,

1394
01:32:30.800 --> 01:32:33.439
I know this doesn't work. You've
known him for three days, a girl,

1395
01:32:33.800 --> 01:32:36.680
she's four days now, Erica,
Erica. It has been at least

1396
01:32:36.720 --> 01:32:42.680
eight, but not since these two
have met. She met him on December

1397
01:32:42.720 --> 01:32:46.600
twenty sixth, canonically the day after
Christmas. It is now at least January

1398
01:32:46.640 --> 01:32:49.399
second. Oh well, then it's
fine. Never mind, play on,

1399
01:32:49.680 --> 01:32:54.840
play on everybody. They've known each
other six days. My bad, bad,

1400
01:32:55.000 --> 01:33:01.760
it's fun. It's good. In
in my head, I had written

1401
01:33:01.800 --> 01:33:05.479
that. She hadn't actually accepted that. I want. I know this is

1402
01:33:05.520 --> 01:33:09.479
stupid. This is not supported by
the movie. You want this movie to

1403
01:33:09.520 --> 01:33:12.199
work so badly. I get it. I'm usually in your shoes and you're

1404
01:33:12.279 --> 01:33:15.279
usually in mind. I don't care
for this. I don't like being on

1405
01:33:15.279 --> 01:33:18.600
this side of the table. She
didn't say yes the proposal, and then

1406
01:33:18.600 --> 01:33:21.800
she screwed up her courage and she
felt like she was reaching her hand out

1407
01:33:21.800 --> 01:33:24.720
to Jack. Jack pulls his hand
out, and she was like, fuck

1408
01:33:24.720 --> 01:33:28.399
it, I'm marrying Peter. I'm
done. Jack doesn't want me and I

1409
01:33:28.399 --> 01:33:30.640
I have to stay. I have
to keep the I want. I want

1410
01:33:30.760 --> 01:33:34.680
Ox and Midge and Elsie and I
want the family. Yeah, and like

1411
01:33:34.760 --> 01:33:39.600
that apartment is pretty sweet. Not
gonna lie, and she won't have to

1412
01:33:39.600 --> 01:33:42.159
work anymore. She doesn't want to. She can do whatever the fuck she

1413
01:33:42.199 --> 01:33:44.359
wants with her life, and like
she can go back to school. I

1414
01:33:44.359 --> 01:33:45.880
can give this the old college drives, working out in a couple of years,

1415
01:33:45.880 --> 01:33:48.439
no harm, no foul. Yeah, you know, fall in love,

1416
01:33:48.520 --> 01:33:50.720
some harm, some foul. Let's
get real now. By that time,

1417
01:33:50.720 --> 01:33:55.479
Elsie will have you know, naturally, naturally except unless you're actually Glennis

1418
01:33:55.560 --> 01:34:00.720
John's Yeah, and you lived another
thirty fucking years, because that gonna dance

1419
01:34:00.760 --> 01:34:04.439
on my grave. We cut to
the hospital chapel. Everyone is waiting for

1420
01:34:04.560 --> 01:34:09.399
Lucy. She arrives, she walks
down the aisle and before the ceremony can

1421
01:34:09.439 --> 01:34:14.359
even start, she objects, and
then Jack also objects, and she tells

1422
01:34:14.359 --> 01:34:15.640
the cow I want you to know
right now. I cried this entire scene.

1423
01:34:15.920 --> 01:34:19.840
Oh we cried. Sandra Bullock is
so fucking good. Huh. I

1424
01:34:19.880 --> 01:34:24.279
am not into this movie at this
point. I am annoyed by this movie.

1425
01:34:24.279 --> 01:34:27.439
I'm annoyed that it's not better.
I'm annoyed that, like they didn't

1426
01:34:27.439 --> 01:34:30.920
give Bill Pullman enough to work with
to make him more like more of a

1427
01:34:30.039 --> 01:34:33.880
romantic lead. I'm annoyed that I'm
annoyed because I know people love this movie,

1428
01:34:33.880 --> 01:34:36.720
and I'm like, this could be
so much better. And yet,

1429
01:34:38.439 --> 01:34:44.199
and yet, when Sandra Bullock tearfully
gives the following speech that you are going

1430
01:34:44.279 --> 01:34:49.239
to describe, I'm in. I
am all fucking in because I genuinely don't

1431
01:34:49.239 --> 01:34:55.039
think there's a more charismatic actor in
Hollywood. I think she might be number

1432
01:34:55.039 --> 01:34:57.239
one. Like I used to think
it was Tom Hanks, it's not.

1433
01:34:57.319 --> 01:35:00.680
It's Sandra Bullock. Yeah. So
she tells the Callahans, I'm in love

1434
01:35:00.720 --> 01:35:01.960
with your son, and they say
we know, and she says, no,

1435
01:35:02.000 --> 01:35:06.279
not that one, that one,
and she points to Jack and Jack,

1436
01:35:06.319 --> 01:35:09.279
what did you do? And she
says, no, no, it

1437
01:35:09.319 --> 01:35:12.399
wasn't him, it was all me. She tells him the whole story.

1438
01:35:12.840 --> 01:35:15.520
She admits it all got out of
hand because I fell in love with you,

1439
01:35:15.800 --> 01:35:18.640
and Ac says, you fell in
love with me, and she goes,

1440
01:35:18.680 --> 01:35:20.760
no, you, all of you. I fell in love with all

1441
01:35:20.800 --> 01:35:26.119
of you. I went from being
all alone to having a family again,

1442
01:35:26.319 --> 01:35:29.840
and I just didn't want to let
go of that. And I'm very sorry,

1443
01:35:30.279 --> 01:35:33.720
and I will love you always.
And then she steps off the altar

1444
01:35:33.880 --> 01:35:39.960
just in time for Ashley Bartlett Bacon
to burst in. She objects to the

1445
01:35:40.000 --> 01:35:43.359
wedding. Then another man bursts in
and he objects to the wedding, and

1446
01:35:43.359 --> 01:35:45.399
they're like, who's that guy?
And then they're like, that's Ashley's husband,

1447
01:35:45.439 --> 01:35:49.760
and mid shows you proposed to a
married woman at Peter and all the

1448
01:35:49.840 --> 01:35:55.000
chaos that erupts, Lucy just slips
out Pete. The best part is Peter's

1449
01:35:55.039 --> 01:35:58.000
reaction. The family's like, you
were proposed to a married lady, and

1450
01:35:58.000 --> 01:36:01.880
he goes, yeah, I don't, what's the big deal. We cut

1451
01:36:01.880 --> 01:36:05.079
to Lucy at work, so Leste
is giving her a hug on her way

1452
01:36:05.079 --> 01:36:10.359
out, and we hear that it's
Lucy's last day. An engagement ring suddenly

1453
01:36:10.399 --> 01:36:14.680
drops in the token slot. She
looks up and she sees the Callahans minus

1454
01:36:14.720 --> 01:36:17.199
Peter. Do we think that Peter
Gallagher just was busy and they couldn't get

1455
01:36:17.279 --> 01:36:19.800
him to do this scene, or
do we think that Midge was like,

1456
01:36:19.960 --> 01:36:23.720
Okay, you proposed to a married
woman. Lucy is now part of the

1457
01:36:23.760 --> 01:36:27.600
family. We're gonna go marry.
You're not welcome here anymore. Ah See.

1458
01:36:27.640 --> 01:36:30.000
Now at this point, I'm like
well, why not just have Peter

1459
01:36:30.119 --> 01:36:32.239
be I wanted Peter to be part
of this moment. If I'm being honest,

1460
01:36:32.319 --> 01:36:35.000
it will come up very very briefly, like the voice over at the

1461
01:36:35.079 --> 01:36:38.359
end. Obviously he is still part
of the family, so probably you're right.

1462
01:36:38.439 --> 01:36:41.960
Peter Gallagher was just like off doing
doing something else, or like,

1463
01:36:42.079 --> 01:36:44.840
yeah, I had to get to
the Noises off Saturday he had the flu

1464
01:36:44.920 --> 01:36:46.760
and he's like, I can't do
I can't be there today. I honestly

1465
01:36:46.920 --> 01:36:49.159
was like, wait a minute.
I paused the movie and I was like,

1466
01:36:49.479 --> 01:36:53.079
what, Peter's not in this scene? But it makes the movie so

1467
01:36:53.159 --> 01:36:58.520
much better and sweeter if Peter's part
of this anyway, all of the Callahans

1468
01:36:58.640 --> 01:37:01.960
except for Peter are looking at her
expectantly, and Jack says, I need

1469
01:37:02.039 --> 01:37:08.760
to ask you a question, and
Erica goes, a week, you've known

1470
01:37:08.840 --> 01:37:14.720
each other a week, how about
would you like to have dinner with me

1471
01:37:14.800 --> 01:37:19.720
tonight instead of want to spend the
rest of our goddamn lives together? And

1472
01:37:19.720 --> 01:37:30.000
Paul goes propose purpose, no,
no, this bothered me so much.

1473
01:37:30.199 --> 01:37:32.279
You can picture me just staring at
it with a big dope. Carol Channing

1474
01:37:32.279 --> 01:37:36.920
grin on my face, and I'm
just like, it's been a week and

1475
01:37:38.000 --> 01:37:41.399
they all only just found out that
she's been lying to them this whole time,

1476
01:37:41.800 --> 01:37:45.319
Like it's been a week and they
haven't had a date since he's known

1477
01:37:45.399 --> 01:37:47.119
the real her, And like,
one date, you guys just go to

1478
01:37:47.159 --> 01:37:50.760
one dinner together, bang one out
first, and then decide you want to

1479
01:37:50.800 --> 01:37:55.159
spend the rest of your lives together. Okay, that's it, I'll stop.

1480
01:37:56.840 --> 01:38:00.760
The family immediately starts up with their
banter and Jack asks if he can

1481
01:38:00.760 --> 01:38:03.399
come into the booth, and Lucy
tells him he needs a token first.

1482
01:38:03.760 --> 01:38:08.760
He drops a token in and walks
into the booth and he says, marry

1483
01:38:08.840 --> 01:38:13.600
me, and she says, yeah, I love you. Not really,

1484
01:38:13.159 --> 01:38:16.279
that's not how she says it.
Now you're ruining it. Yeah, that's

1485
01:38:16.279 --> 01:38:19.079
not how she says, but that's
how I would say it. I guess

1486
01:38:19.079 --> 01:38:24.600
I kind of love you. Tell
me literally anything about yourselves, because I

1487
01:38:24.600 --> 01:38:28.880
don't know any of it. He
says, I love you back, and

1488
01:38:28.920 --> 01:38:32.840
the two of them kiss, and
Erica's cold dead heart goes, no,

1489
01:38:32.840 --> 01:38:36.960
no, we know we'll of the
Grinch. This kid takes up a rolled

1490
01:38:38.039 --> 01:38:43.880
up newspaper and backs this movie on
the nose and goes no bad. We

1491
01:38:43.920 --> 01:38:46.399
cut to them on the back of
the l train. They've just been married.

1492
01:38:46.479 --> 01:38:49.640
In voiceover, Lucy tells us so, I had planned to marry Peter,

1493
01:38:50.039 --> 01:38:54.239
but I married Jack instead. Thank
goodness, my father was right.

1494
01:38:54.359 --> 01:38:57.680
Life doesn't always turn out the way
you plan. But Jack gave me the

1495
01:38:57.680 --> 01:39:00.680
perfect gift. He gave me a
stamp in my passport. He took me

1496
01:39:00.720 --> 01:39:04.439
to Florence for our honeymoon. I
guess you might say he gave me the

1497
01:39:04.479 --> 01:39:09.039
world, just like her father used
to say about her mother. And then

1498
01:39:09.039 --> 01:39:11.840
she goes on to say, Peter
once asked me what it was that I

1499
01:39:11.880 --> 01:39:14.840
fell in love with Jack, and
I told him it was while you were

1500
01:39:14.840 --> 01:39:18.239
sleeping. End of movie. In
my in my head, she and Peter

1501
01:39:18.359 --> 01:39:21.439
going to have a torrid love affair. Oh no, no, no,

1502
01:39:20.800 --> 01:39:25.560
no, no, no no no. She realizes, she realizes, like

1503
01:39:25.640 --> 01:39:30.159
six months in marrying Jack so early
was a mistake, and she like goes

1504
01:39:30.199 --> 01:39:32.039
to a bar one night to have
a drink and Peter's there and the two

1505
01:39:32.079 --> 01:39:36.039
of them just start chatting like friends, and then they get too drunk and

1506
01:39:36.199 --> 01:39:40.920
end up going back to his place
and Bangan went out is it cold in

1507
01:39:40.960 --> 01:39:43.760
your heart? Yes, I see
it. It's you know what it is.

1508
01:39:43.800 --> 01:39:47.399
It's a snow globe with a tiny
dick in it. That's what my

1509
01:39:47.439 --> 01:39:51.439
heart looks like. End of movie. So stick around. We will be

1510
01:39:51.520 --> 01:39:57.199
right back with our random observations and
final rankings. After these messages, we'll

1511
01:39:57.239 --> 01:40:11.199
be right back and we're back.
I hope those I hope those commercials were

1512
01:40:11.239 --> 01:40:15.000
informative. Yes, and helpful and
helpful and sold you things you wanted to

1513
01:40:15.039 --> 01:40:20.119
secretly buy. Anyway, Therefore,
advertising does kind of work, and our

1514
01:40:20.399 --> 01:40:25.359
big CONSUMERI is society. Yeah,
you know, just keeps the wheels turning.

1515
01:40:25.439 --> 01:40:28.439
I've lost the threat. I've lost
the thread, Erica quick and finally,

1516
01:40:28.640 --> 01:40:30.960
any random observations on while you were
sleeping. There is a small,

1517
01:40:31.399 --> 01:40:34.479
tiny moment in the film. They
had no reason to keep it in,

1518
01:40:34.760 --> 01:40:39.640
absolutely none. They could have edited
it out, they could have reshot it,

1519
01:40:40.079 --> 01:40:44.239
but the movie fucking kept it in. And I will love this movie

1520
01:40:44.359 --> 01:40:48.279
forever for it. It is the
paper boy eating it on the icy sidewalks.

1521
01:40:48.279 --> 01:40:51.119
Did you look into that moment?
I did not. I think I

1522
01:40:51.239 --> 01:40:58.000
know what happened. That's obviously not
planned. Correct the boy ate it because

1523
01:40:58.359 --> 01:41:00.319
you look at it. Okay,
look, it's one of those b roll

1524
01:41:00.399 --> 01:41:03.560
moments in a movie where they're like
establishing, like, how cute the neighborhood

1525
01:41:03.600 --> 01:41:09.720
is. Right, So they show
like a young boy on a bicycle throwing

1526
01:41:09.760 --> 01:41:14.239
newspapers on lawns, like ah,
Suburbia. But the kid that they had

1527
01:41:14.319 --> 01:41:18.760
filming it just fucking eats it and
they kept it into the movie. He

1528
01:41:18.800 --> 01:41:26.520
eats it and apparently broke his wrist
hopefully as I would assume, be as

1529
01:41:26.520 --> 01:41:28.680
I said, you were about it, like people have been laughing about my

1530
01:41:28.760 --> 01:41:32.119
pain for thirty years. Thirty years. I thought this was my break.

1531
01:41:32.920 --> 01:41:39.960
Oh it's so good. Another line
I loved when Jack and Lucy are walking

1532
01:41:39.960 --> 01:41:42.439
to Chicago and they're falling in love
and everything is perfect and I have no

1533
01:41:42.520 --> 01:41:45.079
notes about that. He asks her
what was your dad like? And she

1534
01:41:45.079 --> 01:41:47.239
goes, oh, you know,
like me, dark hair, flat chested.

1535
01:41:48.079 --> 01:41:51.520
Good joke, good joke. But
is Sandra Bullock flat chested? I

1536
01:41:51.520 --> 01:41:55.840
don't think so. I can't tell. She's swallowed in a lot of layers

1537
01:41:55.880 --> 01:41:59.560
in this movie. Okay, that's
the other like rom com heroin nonsense in

1538
01:41:59.600 --> 01:42:04.039
this movie is a They're like,
she's so unattractive. She's wearing wool She's

1539
01:42:04.199 --> 01:42:09.720
covered in woolen sweaters. Why do
people wear woolen? It is it's just

1540
01:42:09.760 --> 01:42:13.520
so bad. Well, she's wearing
it because she's poor and she can't afford

1541
01:42:13.560 --> 01:42:20.239
kashmere. But Ashley Bacon Bartlet the
third always wors cashmere. I'm gonna take

1542
01:42:20.279 --> 01:42:24.760
us back to that scene in the
hospital when Jack's trying to stump Lucy and

1543
01:42:24.760 --> 01:42:29.159
he's like giving her rapid fire questions
about Peter. One of the questions and

1544
01:42:29.439 --> 01:42:31.159
I just want to point out that
Peter is supposed to be about thirty years

1545
01:42:31.199 --> 01:42:35.479
old in nineteen ninety five, so
which means that at most he was born

1546
01:42:35.560 --> 01:42:42.600
in nineteen sixty five. And he
goes, what, what's his favorite stooge?

1547
01:42:43.039 --> 01:42:45.520
Why would anyone in nineteen ninety five
have an opinion about the three stooges?

1548
01:42:47.319 --> 01:42:51.399
A timeless? Is there not another
reference we could have made here that

1549
01:42:51.520 --> 01:42:58.520
might have been a little bit like
beetles or rolling stones and like literally anything.

1550
01:42:58.560 --> 01:43:02.760
He's like, between William Henry Harrison
and Grover Cleveland, which did he

1551
01:43:02.920 --> 01:43:11.000
think was the better president? What
are you talking about? He said?

1552
01:43:11.079 --> 01:43:14.560
Why does he have an opinion?
She goes Curly. She's guessing, and

1553
01:43:14.600 --> 01:43:17.279
he goes Everyone's favorite is Curly,
And then in the background you hear Saul

1554
01:43:17.359 --> 01:43:24.479
go I like Shemp. I barely
even get those jokes. It's so random.

1555
01:43:24.760 --> 01:43:27.399
I actually do know who all these
people like. I am a Shemp

1556
01:43:27.439 --> 01:43:30.479
girl myself saw I see you,
But like, I'm a weirdo who happened

1557
01:43:30.479 --> 01:43:34.039
to have caught some three stooges when
I was a kid. Why would anybody

1558
01:43:34.039 --> 01:43:42.840
in nineteen ninety five have an opinion
about the Three Stooges PSA for this episode,

1559
01:43:43.800 --> 01:43:46.279
at one point, they're outside,
saws outside, he's letting, he's

1560
01:43:46.279 --> 01:43:51.319
smoking a cigar. They get called
in. He leaves his lit cigar on

1561
01:43:51.399 --> 01:43:56.640
the Santa Claus on the porch.
I had to rewatch the scene after because

1562
01:43:56.640 --> 01:44:00.119
I was so concerned about the house
fire that was about that. Do that

1563
01:44:00.119 --> 01:44:02.800
that was imminent? Yeah, don't
do that. That's not safe. That's

1564
01:44:02.800 --> 01:44:06.039
not cute. You like that fucking
plastic thing on fire, and not only

1565
01:44:06.119 --> 01:44:11.920
do you have an inflagration, but
you have a toxic fumes from all the

1566
01:44:11.920 --> 01:44:14.800
plastic. Yeah, yeah, not
good. Those things are not made in

1567
01:44:14.880 --> 01:44:18.159
good conditions, Absolutely not. I
just have one more and it's Uh.

1568
01:44:18.199 --> 01:44:23.880
There's a line when the father laments
that he should have sold his business earlier.

1569
01:44:24.000 --> 01:44:26.720
He's like, I could have taken
your mother on a cruise with Kathy

1570
01:44:26.760 --> 01:44:30.800
Lee Gifford. And I really felt
bad for the younger viewers of this film

1571
01:44:30.840 --> 01:44:35.880
who don't understand that reference, huh, because they missed out on a moment

1572
01:44:36.039 --> 01:44:43.319
on a series of commercials that are
seared into my frontal cortex and will not

1573
01:44:43.520 --> 01:44:49.079
let go. And it is Kathy
Lee Gifford for carnival cruises, singing if

1574
01:44:49.079 --> 01:44:55.079
they could see me now out on
a fund ship cruise, I'm eating fancy

1575
01:44:55.119 --> 01:45:01.359
food and doing what I choose.
Google it you got it is so good.

1576
01:45:01.720 --> 01:45:06.079
It is sweet charity moment. It
is peak American advertising. I like

1577
01:45:08.239 --> 01:45:15.239
those songs live red free in my
whole being. Okay, Paul, how

1578
01:45:15.279 --> 01:45:19.680
should Kathy Lee Gifford sing us off
this cruise ship? How should we rank?

1579
01:45:19.760 --> 01:45:25.279
While you were sleeping? Hey girl, Hey girl, girl, I

1580
01:45:25.319 --> 01:45:30.600
know you're like bereaved, bereft barken, but could you maybe come and work

1581
01:45:30.640 --> 01:45:33.079
my booth shift on Christmas? Because
I actually have people in my life?

1582
01:45:33.399 --> 01:45:39.479
Hey girl, you know how no
one loves you? That sounds really terrible.

1583
01:45:39.800 --> 01:45:43.800
You know, a good way to
like drown your sorrows is to buy

1584
01:45:43.840 --> 01:45:47.880
into the capitalist machine. And just
I'm gonna keep bringing up the capitalist machine

1585
01:45:48.159 --> 01:45:51.319
for the rest for no reason.
That's usually me for the rest of the

1586
01:45:51.359 --> 01:45:55.520
podcast. You have switch pase we
really have. I don't like it here.

1587
01:45:55.840 --> 01:45:59.880
I want to I want to be
a consumerist again. How about one

1588
01:46:00.039 --> 01:46:04.439
attend rom Com professions like woodworker,
furniture maker. Oh yeah, yeah,

1589
01:46:04.720 --> 01:46:11.760
whole booth attendance, Oh, magazine
editor, magazine editor, yes, features

1590
01:46:11.800 --> 01:46:15.239
writer for a fashion magazine, theater
reviewer. Oh, that's a good one.

1591
01:46:15.359 --> 01:46:17.880
That's a good one. And then
you have your whole closet full of

1592
01:46:18.159 --> 01:46:21.960
rom Com paraphernalia in there, ready
to go at a moment's notice. You

1593
01:46:23.000 --> 01:46:27.800
have like a very very tiny,
tasteful vibrator that is going to accidentally fall

1594
01:46:27.840 --> 01:46:30.760
out onto the bed at the worst
time, or like out of your purse

1595
01:46:30.800 --> 01:46:33.600
at a dinner party because your quirky
best friend gave it to you, played

1596
01:46:33.600 --> 01:46:36.960
by wait for it, Judy Greer, of course, of course, the

1597
01:46:38.239 --> 01:46:42.880
iconic rom Com best friend Judy Greer
gives you a vibrator as a gag gift

1598
01:46:42.920 --> 01:46:45.600
on your birthday. You don't realize
you slipped it into your purse. Your

1599
01:46:45.600 --> 01:46:49.920
purse falls out at the company corporate
event in which your colleague whom you are

1600
01:46:49.920 --> 01:46:54.439
secretly in love with, is there. Everyone sees it. You are mortified.

1601
01:46:54.920 --> 01:46:57.640
Oh my god, I am a
lady who masturbates. I don't deserve

1602
01:46:57.720 --> 01:47:00.319
love. That's right, that's right. Do you think Judy Greer's actual best

1603
01:47:00.319 --> 01:47:04.840
friend is like a quirky best friend? Oh? Oh, like Judy Greer's

1604
01:47:04.880 --> 01:47:09.600
actual best friend is like a magazine
editor who's so un marouin, who's so

1605
01:47:09.720 --> 01:47:12.880
unlucky in love. Yeah, and
her name is definitely like a traditionally male

1606
01:47:12.960 --> 01:47:15.520
name, like Sam or Alex or
Taylor. One hundred percent. Yeah,

1607
01:47:15.560 --> 01:47:18.720
yeah, yeah yeah. One to
ten. Subway buttons, just a button

1608
01:47:18.760 --> 01:47:21.960
you could press to eject someone off
the subway if they if they clip their

1609
01:47:23.000 --> 01:47:25.520
tone in if they bring a tune
of fish Sandwich on there, Yeah,

1610
01:47:25.640 --> 01:47:27.920
not even open it to eat it, just bring it on there. Or

1611
01:47:27.920 --> 01:47:32.840
if they start playing music loudly rather
than using headphones. Oh, villain,

1612
01:47:33.119 --> 01:47:39.600
villain, villain. Or they're just
thirteen years old. People thirteen years old

1613
01:47:39.600 --> 01:47:42.439
should not be on the subway.
From the age of thirteen to sixteen.

1614
01:47:42.479 --> 01:47:44.520
You are not allowed on the subway. You are not allowed on the subway.

1615
01:47:44.520 --> 01:47:46.359
You are a menace to society.
To walk figured it out. You're

1616
01:47:46.399 --> 01:47:50.359
gonna make everyone uncomfortable. Everyone hates
you. Also, you smell. I

1617
01:47:50.359 --> 01:47:54.039
don't know if people know that.
If I don't think thirteen year olds know

1618
01:47:54.039 --> 01:47:57.439
that about themselves. Everyone hates you. I'm sorry you had to find out

1619
01:47:57.479 --> 01:48:03.520
this way. One to ten on
hung statues, just gorgeous, gorgeous,

1620
01:48:03.720 --> 01:48:11.119
iconic men with the tiniest little like
flickable penis. I want everyone to know

1621
01:48:11.159 --> 01:48:15.760
I'm doing the flicking motions to fall. I want everyone to know that I

1622
01:48:15.800 --> 01:48:18.560
think your penis is beautiful. Then
how small it is I want? Or

1623
01:48:18.600 --> 01:48:24.399
big it? Well, it does
matter. Look look, I don't care

1624
01:48:24.439 --> 01:48:30.319
what people tell does matter? Too
big is no good to ten Carol's Channing?

1625
01:48:30.800 --> 01:48:34.399
Oh god, hey, yeah,
yeah, that he knows how much

1626
01:48:34.640 --> 01:48:44.079
upsets me. He is. I
can't look at him. I'm supposed to

1627
01:48:44.279 --> 01:48:47.119
know. I can't Harmonia Gardens.
This is how I die. You guys,

1628
01:48:47.159 --> 01:48:50.119
He's gonna murder me. He's gonna
murder me. And the last thing

1629
01:48:50.159 --> 01:48:57.399
I hear is hello, Carol Channing? Or should it be sexy Carol Channing

1630
01:48:57.520 --> 01:49:00.359
drag like Merci and Julie. That
is our version of whatever happened to Baby

1631
01:49:00.439 --> 01:49:03.760
Jane? I get it an accident, I'm in a wheelchair. You end

1632
01:49:03.800 --> 01:49:09.720
up having to take care of me
putting on Carol Channing shows until I just

1633
01:49:09.800 --> 01:49:16.960
fling myself off the parapet. That's
how. That's how our version of should

1634
01:49:16.960 --> 01:49:19.399
we do this one? Sure?
Yeah, yeah, Carol's Channing? Please

1635
01:49:19.479 --> 01:49:23.720
why don't Why don't you go first
on this one? So? Yeah,

1636
01:49:23.760 --> 01:49:26.720
okay, I have trouble with wrong
coms. You do, like, there's

1637
01:49:26.760 --> 01:49:30.920
not enough Nora Efron's out there who
actually know how to write these things well,

1638
01:49:30.359 --> 01:49:33.880
and so it's just it always disappoints
me. I want them to be

1639
01:49:33.880 --> 01:49:38.079
better than they are. Now,
that's not enough of a reason to like

1640
01:49:38.199 --> 01:49:42.279
ding it. However, I was
just really trying to rack my brain,

1641
01:49:42.399 --> 01:49:46.880
and I think the only time it
squeaks sueaks by the Bechdel test is the

1642
01:49:47.000 --> 01:49:51.359
end of the film when Celeste and
and I was just gonna say, Sandra

1643
01:49:51.399 --> 01:49:57.920
Bullock and Lucy are talking about it
being Lucy's last day at work. That's

1644
01:49:57.960 --> 01:50:00.279
just not enough, Like she doesn't
we had a chance to have like another

1645
01:50:00.319 --> 01:50:05.119
woman friend that's like, that's someone
you can really talk to. Why Celeste

1646
01:50:05.119 --> 01:50:10.079
wasn't a bigger role? That seems
like so easy, such an easy fix.

1647
01:50:10.199 --> 01:50:13.640
Also, like doesn't every rom com
need like the quirky best friend?

1648
01:50:13.680 --> 01:50:17.079
What a perfect way to introduce that
in Celestie. I guess Jerry kind of

1649
01:50:17.439 --> 01:50:23.840
eight Celestes lunch. I would say, saw yet, Yeah, because it

1650
01:50:24.760 --> 01:50:27.520
you would expect this quirky best friend
to be the one being like, no,

1651
01:50:27.560 --> 01:50:30.439
he's so cute, you love them, stay with it like like that

1652
01:50:30.439 --> 01:50:34.359
that's the role traditionally filled by Judy
Greer. Yeah, part so, yeah,

1653
01:50:34.359 --> 01:50:39.119
it doesn't quite even pass the Bechdel
test. Jerry and celest are both

1654
01:50:39.239 --> 01:50:42.359
African American, so there are people
of color in the movie. They are

1655
01:50:42.479 --> 01:50:46.239
named. They have some like Celeste
is not a character. Celeste like has

1656
01:50:46.359 --> 01:50:50.359
like three lines in the whole movie. Jerry is a character. I'll give

1657
01:50:50.399 --> 01:50:55.680
him that. But it's it's pretty
white, pretty white, I mean a

1658
01:50:55.680 --> 01:50:59.039
lot of it's the same family,
right, So sometimes that's that it becomes

1659
01:50:59.079 --> 01:51:00.680
a bit of a blocker. Although
so lately I've noticed in pop culture,

1660
01:51:00.840 --> 01:51:04.159
like we both watched follow the House
of Usher. Yeah, recently, and

1661
01:51:04.199 --> 01:51:08.159
I'm like, well, yeah,
you can be a family and still be

1662
01:51:08.199 --> 01:51:12.760
diverse, Like family doesn't necessarily mean
everyone has to be the exact same race

1663
01:51:12.840 --> 01:51:16.479
of people. Like so again,
little little too white for my taste.

1664
01:51:16.520 --> 01:51:20.319
And I think that the fact that
the secondary characters are black is a nod

1665
01:51:20.359 --> 01:51:24.159
to the fact that the movie takes
place in Chicago, and they're like,

1666
01:51:24.199 --> 01:51:28.159
you know who lives in Chicago people
of color, black people. At least

1667
01:51:28.199 --> 01:51:30.239
they said that though, but you
know what I mean, I'm like,

1668
01:51:30.680 --> 01:51:35.359
uh so, it's not enough for
me to give it a high rating.

1669
01:51:35.640 --> 01:51:40.880
It's not that bad though. It's
not like the movie is sexist, overly

1670
01:51:40.920 --> 01:51:45.880
sexist, or like overly racist or
overly homophobic in any way. There is

1671
01:51:45.920 --> 01:51:49.479
that little cute bit with Joe Junior
loving her shoes, which is maybe a

1672
01:51:49.520 --> 01:51:54.800
tiny nod to like, not exactly
like queerness, but a like, hey,

1673
01:51:54.840 --> 01:51:58.760
people people enjoy different things. People
are people, and it's fun and

1674
01:51:58.800 --> 01:52:01.319
it's cute, and like she seems
okay with it, and so like the

1675
01:52:01.399 --> 01:52:05.560
movie generally is okay with it.
I'm gonna give it a five. Okay,

1676
01:52:05.560 --> 01:52:10.199
I'm gonna give it right down the
middle of five because it doesn't do

1677
01:52:10.359 --> 01:52:15.039
anything to like make me think this
is a movie people shouldn't watch. But

1678
01:52:15.159 --> 01:52:18.960
it doesn't do anything to make me
think this is a movie people should watch

1679
01:52:19.119 --> 01:52:23.359
fair enough, frankly, how about
you, Paul, I don't have like

1680
01:52:23.399 --> 01:52:28.560
a response to those those notes.
Those notes are accurate. I think that

1681
01:52:28.760 --> 01:52:32.760
Lucy is is a pretty good character
overall, but you're right, she doesn't

1682
01:52:32.760 --> 01:52:38.039
get a chance to like talk to
another woman really, And the family,

1683
01:52:38.399 --> 01:52:42.000
like Elsie and Major, are comic
foils, which is great, and I'm

1684
01:52:42.000 --> 01:52:45.479
glad they that they weren't just like
nothings and the men had all the jokes

1685
01:52:45.479 --> 01:52:48.760
like the women at least get jokes
like that they do, which is nice.

1686
01:52:49.359 --> 01:52:54.840
But yeah, there's not a lot
of interaction between them outside of like

1687
01:52:54.960 --> 01:52:58.159
group scenes and stuff. Yeah,
the movie just works for me in a

1688
01:52:58.199 --> 01:53:01.520
way that it doesn't for you.
But perhaps it is uh Sandra Bullock's long

1689
01:53:01.680 --> 01:53:05.600
time role as my as my high
school beard, as your crush is your

1690
01:53:05.600 --> 01:53:12.000
first crush, as I thought about
her, her breasts that feel like federals

1691
01:53:14.279 --> 01:53:19.319
melting in your hand, melting in
my hands, like breast stew. I

1692
01:53:19.359 --> 01:53:23.039
love this movie. It works on
me. I love Bill Pullman. I

1693
01:53:23.079 --> 01:53:26.119
love Peter Gallagher, I love Sandra
Bullock. It just it gets me.

1694
01:53:26.680 --> 01:53:31.279
I absolutely don't care about any of
the legitimate complaints that you have about the

1695
01:53:31.319 --> 01:53:35.039
movie, which just like you not
liking the movie, that doesn't mean it

1696
01:53:35.199 --> 01:53:38.720
necessarily age as well. It just
works for me. I'm gonna go a

1697
01:53:38.760 --> 01:53:43.199
little higher than you. I'm gonna
say a six out of ten. Carol's

1698
01:53:43.319 --> 01:53:46.119
Channing, Oh I wouldn't. I
didn't even try. You didn't Carol's Channing?

1699
01:53:49.079 --> 01:53:54.279
If they could? She mean,
now O're on a fun ship cruise.

1700
01:53:55.279 --> 01:53:59.760
Shocked she didn't do those? That
is a lost opportunity. No,

1701
01:53:59.760 --> 01:54:01.000
no, yeah, these are from
the eighties. She definitely could have done

1702
01:54:01.000 --> 01:54:05.359
it. There's something the greatness of
it being Kathy Lee for though, the

1703
01:54:05.840 --> 01:54:11.399
ultimate eighties nill. Yeah, A
six out of ten for me, but

1704
01:54:11.800 --> 01:54:14.680
for enjoyment and eight out of ten, nine out of ten, ten out

1705
01:54:14.680 --> 01:54:16.359
of ten. And I will not
be offering a palate cleanser. Aha,

1706
01:54:16.680 --> 01:54:20.119
that's another fantastic romantic comedy. You
can watch a long shot, but that's

1707
01:54:20.239 --> 01:54:23.840
that's it. I was gonna I
thought of a good palate cleanser for this

1708
01:54:23.880 --> 01:54:27.119
one. Okay, if you want
to see Peter Gallagher be the dickhead he

1709
01:54:27.239 --> 01:54:30.399
was supposed to be in this movie, but like the lovable, roguish dickhead.

1710
01:54:30.960 --> 01:54:34.840
Might I suggest another film we have
covered in the past, Center Stage,

1711
01:54:35.039 --> 01:54:40.199
Center Stage, where Peter Gallagher plays
the artistic director of a dance school

1712
01:54:40.560 --> 01:54:49.000
who is both abusive but also weirdly
loving towards his perfect answers the perfect movie.

1713
01:54:49.560 --> 01:54:53.880
All right, Erica. That is
the end of our show. Everybody

1714
01:54:53.880 --> 01:54:56.920
listening can follow us on the social
media. We are on Instagram, We're

1715
01:54:56.960 --> 01:55:00.239
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We have a tea public shop where you

1716
01:55:00.239 --> 01:55:02.760
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1717
01:55:02.760 --> 01:55:06.399
our questions and polls about the episodes. We'd be thrilled if you would leave

1718
01:55:06.399 --> 01:55:11.000
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1719
01:55:11.359 --> 01:55:14.560
You do that, just like Hot
Sandy and Erica ninety two seventy three

1720
01:55:14.600 --> 01:55:17.239
did earlier. In this episode,
we will send you a the adual tope

1721
01:55:17.239 --> 01:55:21.600
bag. You like ran out of
breath of, you're like woof? This

1722
01:55:21.840 --> 01:55:29.079
has been a day that aged Well
is produced and edited by Carol Channe.

1723
01:55:29.239 --> 01:55:35.479
Yes, Hello podcast, Shell,
Hello podcast. We would like to thank

1724
01:55:35.600 --> 01:55:41.840
Allison jan Satana, Lee, Sabrina, Emily, Maggie, Mara, Rebecca,

1725
01:55:41.960 --> 01:55:45.720
Jenny, Sophie, Mackenzie, and
all the people whose names Paul could

1726
01:55:45.720 --> 01:55:48.520
not determine from their social media handles. Sixty nine's a brown. I'm sure

1727
01:55:48.640 --> 01:55:56.640
a lot, a lot of a
lot of x's. He thank you all

1728
01:55:56.760 --> 01:55:59.039
for reaching out to us, letting
us know what you want to hear.

1729
01:55:59.199 --> 01:56:02.640
I love every time Paul puts up
the call for like the thing and like

1730
01:56:02.720 --> 01:56:06.359
the theme, and like the responses
are always so good. And my favorite

1731
01:56:06.359 --> 01:56:11.680
thing is like watching people respond to
each other huh on Instagram. It's it's

1732
01:56:11.680 --> 01:56:17.039
pretty. It warms my cold dead
statuesque cart. If you want to have

1733
01:56:17.079 --> 01:56:20.319
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1734
01:56:20.680 --> 01:56:26.119
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1735
01:56:26.439 --> 01:56:30.600
Head on over to patreon dot com
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1736
01:56:30.600 --> 01:56:34.159
out more. Speaking of which,
some tears on our Patreon come with thanks

1737
01:56:34.199 --> 01:56:40.840
from a podcast character and today we're
hearing from Actually we're hearing from the two

1738
01:56:40.880 --> 01:56:45.680
of us. Oh Carmela, our
listener, asked us to thank her as

1739
01:56:45.680 --> 01:56:48.000
ourselves. Should we just get like
a glass of wine and kick back and

1740
01:56:48.039 --> 01:56:51.159
relax. That's a great idea.
Honestly, I could use a tiny bit

1741
01:56:51.199 --> 01:56:55.920
of a break because I feel the
vitriol I have heaped upon while you were

1742
01:56:55.960 --> 01:56:58.920
sleeping has made me tired. So
let's okay, we'll be right back.

1743
01:56:58.960 --> 01:57:11.520
Listeners. Is that too many glasses
of wine? There's never such There's no

1744
01:57:11.560 --> 01:57:13.800
such thing. It's too many glasses
of wine. You have to they were

1745
01:57:13.840 --> 01:57:15.600
so close to have to finish,
to finish, the to finish, the

1746
01:57:15.640 --> 01:57:18.239
thinks. But I said I wanted
a rose, and you just gave me

1747
01:57:18.279 --> 01:57:21.319
a bottle of red and a bottle
of white and said, make it happen.

1748
01:57:23.319 --> 01:57:26.039
I thought you were crazy, but
you know what that works. I

1749
01:57:26.079 --> 01:57:30.800
gave you two straws. Well you
mix it and there's a rosette and it's

1750
01:57:30.840 --> 01:57:33.720
so it's so yummy. All right, So we just had a little drink

1751
01:57:33.720 --> 01:57:38.479
to loosen up, and now we're
gonna thank Carmela. Thank you, Thank

1752
01:57:38.520 --> 01:57:44.159
Carmela, Caramela for listening. I'm
glad someone is, because you know,

1753
01:57:44.239 --> 01:57:46.960
I don't Erica, people listen people
like us. I want I want to

1754
01:57:46.960 --> 01:57:50.439
be clear about that. Okay,
Paul, you know whatever you said.

1755
01:57:50.520 --> 01:57:54.800
I don't know why you're rolling your
eyes at me. I think it's just

1756
01:57:54.840 --> 01:58:00.760
this is too sometimes I think,
like, hey man, sal v you

1757
01:58:00.800 --> 01:58:05.520
know, no one ever says sail
levee anymore. People like literally say like

1758
01:58:05.800 --> 01:58:12.439
all the time, just like Lazzy
Fair. You just saying French words.

1759
01:58:13.279 --> 01:58:16.640
Smart, you know that, right? Like like if I am smart,

1760
01:58:16.800 --> 01:58:21.039
I say you are smart. I'm
the smartest person, you know, I

1761
01:58:21.119 --> 01:58:29.119
said, speaking Frenchish doesn't thank you
smart so great because you because you no

1762
01:58:29.279 --> 01:58:34.640
big words and you have a penis. I do a penis. And were

1763
01:58:34.640 --> 01:58:45.199
you grabbing my ball? Don't make
me grab your Okay, fine, Prince

1764
01:58:45.279 --> 01:58:51.079
Paul is upset just because I grabbed
his balls and honked them. Typical snowflake

1765
01:58:51.439 --> 01:58:55.840
there, I said it. I
said it. You're a fucking snowflake.

1766
01:58:55.920 --> 01:58:58.640
You know what. You know what
I think it's I think we need I

1767
01:58:58.760 --> 01:59:01.359
think we need water and coffee and
we need to need to sober up and

1768
01:59:01.399 --> 01:59:06.800
pizza and pizza. I want pizza. Thank you, Carmela. I'm sorry

1769
01:59:06.800 --> 01:59:11.960
that we have had a little too
much to drink and some truths happened,

1770
01:59:12.159 --> 01:59:14.640
but we're gonna go deal with those. Paul's never read a book in his

1771
01:59:14.680 --> 01:59:19.199
life. All right, Erica,
we're not really drunk, you guys.

1772
01:59:19.239 --> 01:59:21.800
That was that was acting. Was
acting. We're acting. We went to

1773
01:59:21.840 --> 01:59:25.920
theater school. Do you have any
final thoughts on while you were sleeping?

1774
01:59:27.199 --> 01:59:32.800
If they could see her now,
she has a family, She's not gonna

1775
01:59:32.840 --> 01:59:39.560
die alone in her apartment and leaving
her face for her cat to eat.

1776
01:59:45.800 --> 01:59:50.039
It's a whole hippolata. Yeah right, that's the one where he creates her

1777
01:59:50.039 --> 01:59:58.000
out of stone. Oh no,
no, oh, I I Pigmalion,

1778
01:59:58.279 --> 02:00:01.840
Pygmalion. Thank you all for googling. I beat it Gay versus iPhone. I won