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You're listening to the down beat on
ninety seven to one, the freak no

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sleey. Okay, So MAVs tonight
they have Chicago. They belty MAVs Detroit.

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On Saturday, Luca six straight thirty
point triple doubles, so he was

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still kind of hanging in there with
a huge lead to get that tenth rebound

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on Saturday night, Gafford four and
Ohs starting center. A three game streak

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of no misses from the field,
Is that right? Yeah? Which you

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mean it's not like he shoots anything, but yeah, it's pretty good.

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And yeah, Chicago, so another
winnable game. They got help from Boston

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beating Phoenix at the night maverickch just
a game back from the six, so

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very streaky, but also teams you
should beat in Detroit and then another team

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that you had should beat in Chicago. But then after that it's gonna get

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tough again. You're gonna get Golden
State. You also have who else we

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have? On Thursday, I saw
there's a there's a paper out. There's

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got it, just telling Mikey during
the during the break, this is not

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the time for them to fall into
old habits that we've seen them do the

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past couple of seasons, maybe even
earlier this season, where they got an

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obvious win in front of them and
they tinkle around and piss it away.

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Yeah, don't tinkle, Yeah,
don't don't overlook these bad teams that could

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be that could be the straw you
know that keeps them out of the top

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six is losing dumb games like tonight
or looking at games like tonight as a

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dumb game. They have Chicago,
then home Golden State, then at ok

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C, which is a TNT game, then home Denver on Sunday. What

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a week show, busy, busy, tough too. I mean, look,

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here's a game back of Phoenix for
the sixth seed, but the match

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of the eighth, they're a half
game hind Sacramento. To worry about that,

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I think they could get at the
Pelicans, who are the five seed.

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They're three games behind them, but
they're just kind of running out of

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games to make up that time and
get in the top six. Luca could

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use a week off, and knowing
that even we could say that about Kyrie

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too, knowing his you know,
injury history, like availability very important and

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Mike's you said they're healthy now,
but God, it's gonna suck. If

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they have to line up and play
the Lakers the Warriors in a playing game,

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I would if I'm Jason Kidd,
I'm telling those guys and stressing the

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tonight's game is a must win,
because if you don't make tonight a must

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win, then it inevitably makes one
of the next three a must win.

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Yeah, and it makes it that
much harder. And they've done that.

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Man, how many times have they
done that? Where you walk out of

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a team of a patsy that they
should just roll over and inexplicably they just

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don't show up tonight? Scares me, and it shouldn't, but it should.

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Don't be scared, don't be nervous. They're not gonna hurt them,

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all right, them losing is the
worst thing that could happen. Well,

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that's what scares me. Oh,
don't be scared. I think we're gonna

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see Alex Fudge tonight. I don't
think Fudge is gonna get in the court.

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Well, we bought this damn jersey. When can I wear it?

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Yeah? Tomorrow. Let me tell
you something. If they send him on

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the court, if they put him
on the court, they're gonna send him

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home packing anyway list, Kevin Turner
all, I'm an at bad Karate movie

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for more at downbeat Dan on Instagram. Did I do something wrong? You

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did nothing wrong. You're doing great
and we love you. For the first

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person to say that phrase is funny, and Kevin, you should get him

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on No, I'm not my job. I'm invented that phrase. Min Somehow

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it turned into something that we all
know. Wow, what phrase you know?

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I don't even know the phraser mintion
you're talking about? Oh oh,

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I'm sure you do. Packer fan
okay, not very nice. And they

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were talking about packing meat. Well, I guess it doesn't help packing cheese.

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They were meat packers, okay,
so uh, Luca got asked about

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the whole like the crowded's channing,
you suck, Lucas sucks. Yeah,

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they're channing and Lucas it's Detroit.
I'm trying to find it. I don't

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know why I lost the clip.
I had it ready to go there it

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is. That's an honor from This
is from the Twitter account of Grant af

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Seth. I don't know why I
have the audio. Where's the audio?

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I couldn't find the audio, Lucas
said, Luca's on Pistons fans channing Lucas

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sucks is from Grant af Seth.
I don't know why they would do that.

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I love it. They know it's
not true and they keep going,

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so I don't know. This is
amazing. He says they know it's not

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true. That's the best part of
that quote. I mean, dude,

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Luca's numbers are so stupid right now. Yeah, it is funny that he

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was in to get that last rebound. Like as much as Luca, He's

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been one rebound er. It's just
short of many triple doubles. It happens

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a lot, actually, But I
guess now that you know the streak is

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going, he probably does check the
board. No, he does, hang

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on, let me rip one more. He always has. I do believe

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that. I think he is kind
of a stat watcher and I don't care.

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Is that his coach leaving him in
to get that? Yeah, that

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number. I think if he if
Kid were pulled Luke out, Luca have

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been pissed. I truly believe that. And this's got Masks fans fired up

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on Saturday night. I didn't see
a lot of it, but a little

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bit of in the game garbage subject
in there to get stats for himself,

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and all those people are convinced Luke
is a problem. Do you think Luca

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is a problem. You need to
go ram your head into a concrete wall.

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Yeah, you're won five. Alex
Fudge is out there. I feel

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like sometimes people don't remember what it's
like to suck, you know what.

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So if you any of you think
Luca is a problem, I won't even

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talk to them. Then you need
to go suck and look that will make

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no mistake. It's sports, and
we want to win championships and you know,

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have our players be at their best. I don't, and you don't

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want to in garbage time. But
it's also an entertainment industry and it's about

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promoting your product. And Luca getting
this record, being an all timer at

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this thing. It's good for the
MAVs. We're talking about it, it's

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being written about. It draws attention
to them. So if it means him

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staying in a game to get one
rebound for a couple more minutes than he

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normally would when the game is clearly
in hand, I don't have an issue

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with that. I heard it Jeff
and Julie and Mike Reiner and Groobs play

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some audio on the speakeasy. They're
two to six pm. They played some

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adio elast week of Charles Barkley talking
about how well Lucas shouldn't have to be

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averaging thirty five points a game because
you know, then if everyone else is

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scoring, if you weren't just dribbling
the ball, and look, we'll love

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Charles Barkley. Dude, Luca is
averaging nine assists per game. He's averaging

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I'm sorry, he's averaging nine point
eight assists per game. So round that

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up. He's averaging ten assists per
game, thirty five points per game,

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and nine rebounds a game. I
mean, it's it's not insane that it

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averaged production that he could average for
the season a triple double, which is

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already bonkers. So six straight thirty
point triple doubles. But this is not

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This is not James Harden or Russell
Westbrook for all the people people are trying

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to compare him to. It's it's
not. And James Harden is always a

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good passer. I shit that bag, James, you know, James,

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But like Luca, look, Luca
can't help it. He just having him

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on the court. For the minutes
that he's on, he's going to accidentally

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score thirty Yeah, that's that should
not be a knock. And I don't

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like argument he shouldn't have to score
thirty five points. Well, he shouldn't

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have to, but he's going to
no matter, no matter what. That's

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just what he does and who he
is. He's not trying to fill up.

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Sure, no that column. I
made a bet at the All Star

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Game and the over under for the
remainder of the season was over under five

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and a half triple doubles, and
I bet over and then row six in

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a row. Easy knock that out
in the thirty point five eleventh. I

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mean these are like Ben Simmons triple
doubles, where you get ten points and

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do the rest. A text that
came in ninety seven to two says he

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should have come out because if he
gets injured, we are fed, you

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dumbasses. And here's why I'll say
to that. Hey, if you ask,

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say you're right on that that if
he gets injured, were f Well

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know that. The point is did
you watch it? Because if you watched

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it, you saw Luca was not
trying hard. Because the matter up by

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twenty he was not getting in the
paint, you know, on defense,

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he would kind of go when the
Pistons had retreated to go get the rebound.

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It's not like he was driving and
trying to get fouled and things like

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that. So Bench went nuts when
he got the rebound, like proving that

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they all knew and he was laughing. So I mean, come on,

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let's not create some unnecessary drama with
this thing. Yeah, he's awesome.

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You want to see more Alex Fudge. He's averaging one on the G League

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d league is four games played for
the Lakers this season before the Maps acquired

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Alex Fudge. He's on the end
of the ventures he did developing G League.

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And I guess if Luca pulls a
quad in the first minute of the

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first quarter, then maybe he shouldn't
have started that game. Why don't you

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go to the game, Go support
your guy. I actually am gonna go

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to the Golden State game. No, the G League game. No where

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do they play Arlington. Let's right
up the street, bro. I don't

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know if this is confirmed, but
I think I'm going to the game against

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the Warriors, and I think I
have the very good s. You said

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you have the hooker seats better,
you're gonna break your neck. I got

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the guy who was looking at the
hooker seats, So the hooker is going

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to be behind me, behind me. How did you do that? What

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connection? You have a much too
successful friend. It's called his brother.

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Actually well yeah, by yeah,
kind of by proxy front row. I

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got to sit there for one half
earlier this year. Dude, we need

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you magic putting stickers on the Are
you putting freak stickers on the door?

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A freak shirt? How? Yeah? How are we going to grow this

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thing? Put it on on the
backboard? Jump up and stick a sticker

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on the backboard, on the padding, on the little post and the stanchion,

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Yeah, the stanchion. Okay,
we need stickers on the stanchion.

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If I jump up and just slap
a sticker on the backboard right right before

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the game starts, you get thrown
out. For sure, I'll get thrown

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out. But are they going to
replace the whole backboard and can be up

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there with a razorblade getting it off
and just like screw it, go ahead

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and play. Can you mind touch
the backboard? That's a good question.

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You can you look at me?
The such competent I touched the back.

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Well, that's actually a good question. I get a sticker on the very

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bottom of the of an NBA backbart
you gotta be up there for a minute

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too, because you gotta be able
to stick it. No, you just

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jump and slap. I don't know
if the slap slap the chop. Well,

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what else? Birthdays? Birthdays?
Real quick? Yeah? Anthony Davis

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is thirty one. Remember when he
was out of college and young? He's

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thirty one. Now, did you
have twenty six rebounds yesterday? Dear lord?

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Really? Yeah, he'll hang some
big numbers. I think he did.

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He's just like twenty five and twenty
six yesterday. Third leg Greg is

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thirty nine, Greg Olsen, and
rumors say he hasn't rolled out from underneath

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the coffee table in two weeks as
we wait on his pending demotion. Okay,

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we don't all hide under the coffee
table, Kevin. That's you.

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Paul Walls forty three, Grill Houston. Yes, I wanted to throw a

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random baseball name there for you.
Mike. You know how many years you've

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spent running norms fantasy baseball team?
Dan Ugla is forty four, Oh great,

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dan Ougla Marlon Marlin's man. Mostly, No, not Marlin's man.

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And he's not mister Marlin either.
That's Jeff Conin. The twin sons of

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John Madden, Benji and Joel Madden
of Good Charlotte are forty five. Jesus,

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cool sentence. There's twins in that
band, Yeah, Benji and Joel.

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How am I supposed to know now
one of them? I'm just learning

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this and they're forty five. One
of them is married to and he guesses,

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I don't know. I tuned out
of that sentence about halfway through.

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Oh, come on, man,
Benji Madden is with Cameron Diaz. Joel

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Madden I think, is married to
Nicole Richie, who if you, if

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you really zoom in, looks a
little bit like a fish. Elton Brand's

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forty five, nice guy and one
of two known Eltons. Third anyone,

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Uh, you can't because there's not
one, just two on this planet of

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seven billion. Proud there's two el
there's two Eltons. Elon's almost an Elton.

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Yeah, but he took the tea
out. It's going to be weird.

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Another random baseball name for you,
Mike, What is it Chrissebo's birthday?

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Well, Phillies outfielder Glenn Allen same
Glenn Allen Hill. Oh well,

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Bobby, I'll bray you forty nine. Great, Bobby, a fantasy legend.

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You for a good decade. You'll
go hit three twenty three and just

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fill it up. Johnny Knoxville's fifty
three Danny. Yeah, I couldn't be

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roommates with him or any of the
other cast members of Jackass. You have

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to walk around your house all day
protecting your nuts. Every time you open

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up a cabinet, a boxing glove
fires out boxing glove were like a cobra.

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Our cobra pranked you. You got
bit by a cobra, an electric

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eel bits onto your neck that would
suck anything. Roommates with Jackass and you're

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just a normal man. If you
don't participate in the gags, you're just

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you know, I just want to
make my bullet cereal and go off to

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work. And yeah, you got
to dodge boxing gloves on springs and Heela

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monsters. I wake up. There's
a metal band in my room, right,

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there's good Charlotte playing your uh.
Jillian Moran and I went to WrestleMania

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at at and T and Johnny Knoxville
was in a match and we were down

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in the belly of the beast and
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Johnny Knoxville, really and what I
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a way smaller than I thought for
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out of cannons and bucked off bulls. He is listed at six foot dude.

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Okay, maybe just wayfish Maybe that
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because boy, I would have guessed
five ten max. But tiny. He's

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very sinewy, sinewy, yeah,
but very friendly and he was walking through

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kind of an area that you know, there was some fans and he's very

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nice. Lisa Lobe fifty six,
you ever cross paths with her and your

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musical adventures, No, I never
have. She's a local gal too,

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right, Never never seen her in
person. Beautiful. I thought she was

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something else back in the nineties,
though she looks exactly the same. Something

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in the nineties. You me,
what's the song? Might stay day?

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You say, I'm doing all the
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and then it's in in there came
money anywhere you say comic cozy karaoke

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for you in three minutes. Oh
my god, I will molder you will

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if I sing that song. But
a lot for the reason that he's in

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for Ballin' Bobby McFerrin's seventy four.
He's sing that karaoke that one too.

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Okay, he is a little song
I wrote, man put down Jamaican Mike.

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Yeah, first one on my list. Now you had another one?

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Do I have? I was just
irish mic too irish, sexually offensive nights

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off air, but fake John hamm
fake Bobby McFerrin added to the list.

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You hear that at eight forty to
monk you the cabinet of characters I'm creating.

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Let's start talkbacks. This boss,
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go to draft house dot com for
tickets. Talkbacks are coming at you

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now. It's from the red microphone
button on the iHeartRadio ap where you can

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leave us a little voicemail. Here
we go, oh, Kevin, here

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we go. I'm ready now,
I promise sure. This is the day

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I swear it's time down beat.
I have always thought that NBC five's Rick

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Mitchell is the real life version of
Chris Parnell's either character one of two characters,

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either doctor Leo Spaceman from thirty Rock
or Barry Poster not King of am

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Radio from the great documentary thirty Rock, and his clip from the other night

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just proves that point even further.
Love you boys. I didn't follow most

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of that, but I appreciate you
listening. Man. I don't know the

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thirty Rock reference, so it's fine. Wat you not enough to know whatever

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that character was. I'm sorry.
It was seven episodes me this is all.

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But you know also there, I
was just asked to come in yesterday

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and do it. I did not
practicify. I did not do anything out

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work. I just decided to start
talking. I'd say where the sentence would

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leade me, and then I opened
up the envelope. I saw and read

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what I saw because I am an
actor. Who a lord? You know

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what? Add Bill Cosby to his
impression list. Don't add al Pacino.

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You know you don't have to fill
up the whole thirty seconds. Hey,

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got beat, what's going on?
This is my Tyson. As soon as

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I get done clapping Jake Pulse cheeks, I'm gonna point to the oner's box

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and tell Jerry Jones, let's run
it back with another thirty year age different

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fight. I call out a million
dollar baby Eastwood, and I'm going to

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write in on a tiger and trip
on five times of rooms and beat his

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ass. It's gonna be one of
the best fights of all times. Mike

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Tyson versus Clint Eastwood. Would people
if Netflix did the live stream, would

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people go and watch Clint Eastwood die? Yeah? I bet some people he

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might. I didn't think about this. He might ride a tiger out to

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the ring. Like the spectacle that
we're gonna have for this damn thing is

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going to be through the roof,
Like we might get full Apollo Creed James

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Brown song playing and him riding a
tiger out. This could be amazing,

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could be lowered from the roof.
Can I make a bold claim? I'm

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ready. I think Tyson's gonna win. I think Jake Paul's gonna knock him

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out. I don't think it'll be
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decision but on purpose. No,
Okay, well we'll do uh. I

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think Tyson might hurt him. Oh
look, that's what we would be watching

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in hopes of. But I don't
think that's gonna happen. We should do

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Ghost Pepper Pavilion predictions for that fill
absolute when it comes up, no doubt

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bringing up the Eagles player retiring,
Sure Jerry will be happy. He won't

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be coming into Dallas anymore. Oh, that's a big hole. They're gonna

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have to fill a lot of girls, a lot of girl But a sack

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game was good, good sack game. Anyways, these are all penis jokes.

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Danny his name was Cox, Lecher
Cox retiring the penis. We got

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them all man, Kevin and I
were following. Danny did have a questions

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around his head until it was explained
I got it. Butcher Cox was part

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of the Eagles team that had Smallwood, Johnson Peters. There's an I know

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there's another one on there. They
had them all. I think Zoos securities

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job is more like, hey,
you can't bring that in here, or

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hey, you can't be in the
snake den not hold on, let me

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go save the zoo keeper. Well
it should be someone should have been right

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there. He is right, He's
absolutely right. Hey, you can't be

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there. No, it's hey,
pick up that popsicle stick. Whatever happened,

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whatever happened to he rose in this
world. They get paid seven to

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twenty five an hour, Kevin,
They don't exist. How am I supposed

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to trust these stats? And what
people make? You get what you pay

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for? Hey, morning boys,
Jay here? Uh, just wonder what

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I haven't heard y'all talk about the
guy who got sucked off the tarmac into

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the jet engine. Uh, yeah, there you go, Mickey, I

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didn't hear about that guy getting sucked
off like two months ago. Remember the

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dude that ran onto the plane and
oh yeah on the engine. You've handled

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that a long time ago. He
got sucked into the engine from that weird,

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right, Actually sounds more offensive when
Danny says it. Yeah, why

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are you saying it weird? It's
coco nut. It's coco nut. I

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say coco nut. There's only one
man on the station that doesn't pronounce it

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coco nut. All right, bastards. Let's lock it up tomorrow morning.

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We'll be back. We have TJ. Miller funny Man calling in at nine

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thirty. Heck and a. We'll
also have some more stuff, maybe a

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chance for you to win some tickets
to a concert, stuff like that.

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We will be back at six am. We'll post every segment right after the

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show. Been in skin show with
Christina and Steve is next for JJ,

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for Mike, for Danny, I'm
Kevin, and we'll send you home with

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al Pacino. I have to go
to the envelope for that and I will

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here it comes and Maria, I
see Oppenheimers. Yes, yeah, Sama. Thomas Charleston

