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There are polls right now that is
showing Trump ahead by what fourteen points or

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something like that depends on which poll
you look at these days, because they

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are all over the place. The
one thing we know is Trump has a

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ceiling. He has a big ceiling, absolutely, and it's not enough to

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get him over the fifty percent threshold. So what he needs is he needs

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to Tim Scott's. He needs to
run to Santas. He needs those people

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to run because he'll win the primary
with thirty four percent and then he will

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get crushed in a general election.
And then you simps can go ahead and

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cry voter fraud. Again, Well, that's exactly what's going to happen.

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I wonder how many because because again
this is already you're already seeing it trickle

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down to state races. You saw
Carrie Lake, do it? You saw

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there. There have been other state
run elections where the candidate that lost,

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especially if it was a Trump back
candidate, cried foul and started saying like,

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oh I was you know, election
was thrown or whatever? Like the

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cabal is gonna cares about who's the
governor of Arizona. Right, it is

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a hotbed to bring down the world
order. What does Arizona have going on?

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Dude, that the cabal is gonna
want to take over there. It

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doesn't matter because they they MAGA has
no common sense. Yeah, that's what

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it is at the end of the
day. Yeah, um, that's why

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can the j Okay, So the
title of tonight show is can the GOP

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win in twenty twenty four? The
answer is a hard no no. And

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the best that you can hope the
best that you who can like hope for

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is that enough people believe in your
phony conspiracy theories so that you don't recognize

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that you're a loser. Rod de
Santez or as Trump like to call him,

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meat ball Ron, He's correct,
he's correct, and that Trump is

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not electable and you crazy simps need
to realize it. Okay, look look

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at what happened with herschel Walker,
right right? Yeah, Well that I'm

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the moron, and I helped voted
for herschel Walker, and I'm the moron.

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It seemed like every other day we
were finding about another kid. How

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can the Party of Family Values hide
so many kids? Well, I mean

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you just you just wonder, like, Okay, if herschel Walker is the

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best that we could come up with
in twenty twenty two for the Republican Party.

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What dregs of humanity is gonna show
up in twenty twenty four. Oh,

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I could tell you what it is. It's a Trump Marjorie Taylor Green

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ticket that will lose by seventy percent
of the vote. And then then and

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this is a stupid Republicans are Monday, you have Senator Tim Scott announcing he's

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running for president. He's got six
million dollars of hard cash right now from

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donations to use on ads in New
Hampshire and Iowa. He's got more cash

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on hand than Meet Paul Ron does. Okay, Tim Scott could destroy Joe

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Biden in a general election. I
think so. He's got common sense issues

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when it comes to abortion, he
ain't trying to banned birth control. Yeah,

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he's not. He's not a loser
who just looks back at past grievances

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like Trump does. And I don't
know he's the right color to prove that

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the Republicans aren't a bunch. It's
like you people have been acting like since

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Trump became your Lord and savior,
right right? Well that was the thing

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is, it's like he's a minority
candidate, which is huge, right,

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um, and I think that,
like you said, I think it makes

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the Republican Party not look crazy.
Guy. Hey,