1 00:00:00,800 --> 00:00:06,599 You're listening to the Paranormal UK Radio Network, the best in paranormal talk radio 2 00:00:06,799 --> 00:00:14,240 in the UK and around the world. There are more than one hundred motion 3 00:00:14,359 --> 00:00:18,519 pictures made in Hollywood every year. Ninety percent of them are bonds, but 4 00:00:18,719 --> 00:00:23,719 ten percent are not. In film school. These movies are called blockbusters, 5 00:00:23,879 --> 00:00:28,600 but there's a better term for how they're made. X Files. Join Mac 6 00:00:28,679 --> 00:00:32,679 in the gang as they explore the dark secrets behind lights, camera action, 7 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:38,679 and the unexplainable success of no talent punks like Quentin Tarantino, all coming from 8 00:00:38,679 --> 00:00:45,039 the weirdest place on Earth, Hollywood. This is Mac Maloney's Hollywood X Files 9 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:51,119 and now here's Mac. Good evening, everyone, Welcome to Macloney's milit tracks 10 00:00:51,159 --> 00:00:54,039 on the show here on the Distance Under Radio Network. Your X files. 11 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:59,320 Oh shit, hang well, good evening everyone, Welcome to Mac Maloney's Hollywood 12 00:00:59,399 --> 00:01:02,920 X Files here on the Distant Thunder Radio Network. This is Mac Maloney. 13 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:06,359 What a show we have for you tonight. First, let me introduce the 14 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:10,120 members of the Plosse Girls. You know he's here across the puddle. Get 15 00:01:10,159 --> 00:01:15,560 your Kleenex, your wife, sit yourself down, stop fanning himself of course, 16 00:01:15,239 --> 00:01:19,560 get your squeege in you, lou because the very famous are one. 17 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:23,879 One is here across the puddle wanting, Hey, Mac, how's it going? 18 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:26,920 Hey girls, Welcome to the show. Glad to be here, Glad 19 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:30,640 to be on the show. And as you know, I live for this. 20 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:34,599 Yes, I just can't wait every week. I wish who were doing 21 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:38,439 this every day. Someone emailed me and they asked, I guess they cred 22 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:44,439 an older show, and they asked, if you really did taste little nudes 23 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:53,079 when you're in college? Yes, I was tastefully nude when I was in 24 00:01:53,120 --> 00:02:00,120 college. Okay, that's the that's the weird looking also is right? And 25 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:05,519 what party I went to? Oh? Really, did you get paid or 26 00:02:05,519 --> 00:02:08,400 were you just tastefully nude? In the Navy quite often a part really yeah, 27 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:14,000 yeah, yeah, huh in the Navy when the weekend came around. 28 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,000 And uh, you know, you know they say when you're in the military, 29 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:19,840 you're in the military twenty four to seventh. Yes, Am, I 30 00:02:19,919 --> 00:02:23,919 rights, it's richy, right, but I did try to keep my skives 31 00:02:23,919 --> 00:02:28,199 on. I think maybe it doesn't doesn't say you're in the village people twenty 32 00:02:28,199 --> 00:02:30,680 four to seven. That sometimes i'd lose my Skivvy, so I bought extra, 33 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:37,319 you know, three packs of food of the Looms, my favorite brand. 34 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:40,280 Really Okay, just in case I left any behind and you're so security 35 00:02:40,319 --> 00:02:46,080 number would have been stenciled on those skivvies exactly, probably tracking down your your 36 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:52,240 bank accounts, social Security and my my military ID number. Those of us 37 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:53,719 not in the military. We're trying to get three packs of something else? 38 00:02:55,280 --> 00:03:00,680 Too deep Anyway, I gotcha, I gotcha. Also with US is our 39 00:03:00,719 --> 00:03:06,479 international correspondent switch place, Steve. What switchy? Great to be here. 40 00:03:06,719 --> 00:03:13,560 Okay, let's to rumble about your appearance last week? What about my you 41 00:03:13,599 --> 00:03:17,120 and Susan? You and Susan doing the time? Oh right, we painted 42 00:03:17,159 --> 00:03:23,280 the town red red huh fortunately was already mostly red. You didn't have to 43 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:25,840 work that hot cool, very cool win win switch. Now, you didn't 44 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:29,680 ask me how I was doing well? How are you doing? But you 45 00:03:29,759 --> 00:03:35,039 did not ask me Mac, I'm not doing good at all because my plumbing 46 00:03:35,439 --> 00:03:42,879 is screwed up again time in the last two years with the hospital. You 47 00:03:42,919 --> 00:03:46,280 know I could I could handle that. I could deal with that, and 48 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:50,159 you be fine. OKAYO, relax, no sweat, Okay, this is 49 00:03:50,159 --> 00:03:53,759 a different kind of thing tell us in two sentences. Well, I just 50 00:03:53,919 --> 00:03:59,960 isn't you know? I washed some clothes and that was it, wash wash, 51 00:04:00,039 --> 00:04:01,800 sure, discharge the water, and wanted to back up in the basement. 52 00:04:02,639 --> 00:04:05,039 Oh, the first time. The first time that happened. It was 53 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:09,960 an old pipe from the original house that broke. The second time the plumbers 54 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:12,879 put it in, they put it in wrong. The pipe broke the first 55 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:17,720 time. I'm hoping it's just a chrummy clog. You spend thousands more digging 56 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:20,600 up my yard the crumbing clogs. Yeah, good name for a band. 57 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:26,040 Listen, Switchy when you moved to West Virginia, Okay, didn't I sit 58 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:29,160 yourself, hit you down and say you kind only have to expect things that 59 00:04:29,199 --> 00:04:32,759 you didn't expect before. Well, I was expecting to have an outhouse apparently, 60 00:04:33,959 --> 00:04:38,519 so they fooled you. That could be arranged. It might be, 61 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:41,720 it might be a necessity. So yeah, exactly. Anyway, it will 62 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:46,160 be a necessity pretty soon. That voice you just heard was Uphie mechanic almana. 63 00:04:46,639 --> 00:04:50,480 I should say uphone mechanics slash king leb slash getaway, drive out. 64 00:04:51,279 --> 00:04:56,399 Well, Machelo, everyone, okay, you have fine Ali gosh, al 65 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:00,480 uh, I'm just keep it on. It's got to the point where we 66 00:05:00,519 --> 00:05:03,360 walk in the thirsty moves them. The drinks are waiting for us just about 67 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:06,040 when we sit down. Yeah that's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 68 00:05:06,079 --> 00:05:10,680 it's good. It's good. Anyway, did I walk on music that they 69 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:16,759 play when you walk in the door. Yes, it's by Guns and Roast. 70 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:19,720 I have a tiger. I have the tiger. There you go, 71 00:05:19,879 --> 00:05:28,439 I hit the tiger. Walk this way anyway? Good flashback anyway? Yeah, 72 00:05:28,759 --> 00:05:30,160 everything's okay. You and the bees, the bees, the thirty thousand 73 00:05:30,199 --> 00:05:32,560 bees. You haven't killed them yet. No, they seem to be uh 74 00:05:32,879 --> 00:05:38,439 doing their thing. I The biggest problem I have is they keep wanting to 75 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:43,600 use the top entrance on the hive, not the lower entrance you normally should 76 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:46,959 use. Okay, So we try to force them down into the hive to 77 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:50,079 get them to slap them around a little way. Yeah. Yeah, try 78 00:05:50,199 --> 00:05:55,079 that and see how that works. Did you see in the paper the other 79 00:05:55,160 --> 00:06:00,680 day there were fifteen million bees dumped on the side of the highway in Maine. 80 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:05,759 Truck a truck carrying I don't know how many thousands of hives of bees. 81 00:06:06,759 --> 00:06:11,959 No, they were heading up to uh, to fertilize some some blueberry 82 00:06:12,079 --> 00:06:14,920 fields up in Maine, Okay, And the guy get into an accident and 83 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:17,240 it tipped over and dumped him on the highway. Wow, there's a lot 84 00:06:17,279 --> 00:06:20,120 of bees. Not to talk about bees too much, but did you would 85 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:25,360 have the Dodgers game about a week ago, they had a Dodgers I don't 86 00:06:25,399 --> 00:06:29,199 know, Brews whatever they're playing, and it was a hive of bees right 87 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:31,800 over a plate on the netting. On the netting. So they bring the 88 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:34,800 guy in. He's got the bee costume he does. He has a vacuum. 89 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:39,800 He's vacuuming the bees. Took two hours when they started the game. 90 00:06:39,879 --> 00:06:44,759 He threw out the first pitch. I saw the picture of him in the 91 00:06:45,639 --> 00:06:47,720 cart and in a full suit, you know, and he's waving to the 92 00:06:47,759 --> 00:06:50,800 crowd. He's down with the new celebrity. If he's lucky. He just 93 00:06:50,839 --> 00:06:55,199 got three hundred and fifty bucks worth of bees for nothing and he got to 94 00:06:55,199 --> 00:06:57,399 throw out the first pitch. Yeah, yeah, he's famous. You never 95 00:06:57,439 --> 00:06:59,720 know when you're going to be famous. You got that, right, baby? 96 00:07:00,079 --> 00:07:03,199 So anyway, all right, Alice here also Willie Club, our security 97 00:07:03,279 --> 00:07:09,360 chief is here. Willie. How you doing you made a mistake on my 98 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:15,079 responsibilities. What do you mean you called me the security chief? Yeah, 99 00:07:15,319 --> 00:07:17,920 oh, I'm sorry. Let's do it again. Take two also with us 100 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:23,959 is our international security chief, Willie Club Willie. How you doing, No, 101 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:28,519 Mac, It's great to be I'd like the additional responsibilities too. But 102 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:31,160 anyways, I'm looking forward tonight. I know there's a lot going on with 103 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:36,879 movies and stuff. I did want to I was listening to switch there, 104 00:07:38,439 --> 00:07:41,480 and I want to give him some advice that a plumber gave me years ago 105 00:07:41,519 --> 00:07:45,360 and save you a lot of money. Oh, always flushed twice? Really 106 00:07:45,399 --> 00:07:48,360 yeah, the flushtwist thing, yeah, okay, because he's probably that's probably 107 00:07:48,399 --> 00:07:53,519 where the problem initiated. And always keep a plunger there too, right by 108 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:55,879 inside. Oh, I got a plunger there. You have a plunge of 109 00:07:56,079 --> 00:08:00,959 the pledger is on the on the scene. Okay, you'll probably too much 110 00:08:00,959 --> 00:08:03,920 of the hooter's food the way, yes, okay, that binds you up, 111 00:08:03,959 --> 00:08:07,000 and let's not get your mush into the week. Hang on, am 112 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:09,639 I I know. I just wanted to give you some free just advice. 113 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:15,240 I appreciate that every time I flushed the second time, sinking of club. 114 00:08:16,319 --> 00:08:20,839 Okay, all right, all right, I know this guy right who he 115 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:26,839 had a appendectomy and they told him for the next six weeks he had I've 116 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:31,120 told the story before. He had to eat Rob Brand, put Rob Brand 117 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:33,600 in your orange juice, and you know the works, right. So after 118 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:37,919 two weeks he was fine, and they had like four pounds of brand left 119 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:43,240 in this big plastic bucket. So his wife, wanting to save the whales 120 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:48,600 not to throw the plastic away, threw all the brand down his kitchen sink. 121 00:08:50,399 --> 00:08:52,960 All right, it went into the pipe. And what happens with brand 122 00:08:54,039 --> 00:08:56,080 is the reason that brand helps you was that as soon as water hits it, 123 00:08:56,080 --> 00:09:01,960 it expands crazy and bo you go it up. Sorry, picked up 124 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:05,360 his pipe from the kitchen, train out to the street to class some like 125 00:09:05,399 --> 00:09:07,799 five thousand dollars man, because you know, the city had to come in 126 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:11,519 and put it in a new pipe. And wow, wait, saved the 127 00:09:11,559 --> 00:09:18,360 wheales, baby wow. Anyway, speaking of that, Raven is with us, 128 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:22,759 a very good friend up there, and Raven, I can't say save 129 00:09:22,799 --> 00:09:26,080 the wheel speaking of that, well, because no, no, no, 130 00:09:24,919 --> 00:09:28,919 no about saving the whales. I didn't get the connection save in the whales. 131 00:09:31,159 --> 00:09:37,000 He's off to night Raby nearly. Hello my friends, except for Mac, 132 00:09:37,039 --> 00:09:41,320 thank you so much for having me. Wow. Speaking of a CF 133 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:48,480 we got Raven here. Wow, I had to bust on you. At 134 00:09:48,519 --> 00:09:52,320 least he didn't say something about free Willie. Not yet. Man. I 135 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:56,080 heard a really upsetting podcast about like the actual whale that they got for that 136 00:09:56,679 --> 00:10:01,799 and it was so like fickly sad I had to turn it off. I 137 00:10:01,799 --> 00:10:05,080 couldn't need the listener the whole time. I mean for the movie yeah, 138 00:10:05,679 --> 00:10:09,759 coda or I can't think of the name of the whale, but like the 139 00:10:09,799 --> 00:10:13,200 actual whale that they got, and yeah, it was. It was really 140 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:18,919 bad. It didn't do well. Let's say that it wasn't a union whale 141 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:20,440 then, was it? No? No, I wasn't part of sag After 142 00:10:20,519 --> 00:10:26,039 or anything that happens all the time. He had a bad experience. So, 143 00:10:26,759 --> 00:10:31,399 Braven, how are you tonight? I am doing great. My cat 144 00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:37,159 is here trying to take my pen to Okay, I think your little ghost 145 00:10:37,279 --> 00:10:41,320 still look like the lower jar of King Kong. Ready to the value. 146 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:46,440 I was thinking of redoing my background, but I haven't made up made any 147 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:50,440 decisions yet. Okay, everyone should weigh in. Let me know even though 148 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:54,720 no one else will ever see it. I'll to hear our listeners' opinions. 149 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:58,120 Okay, all right, already we're getting suggestions some club, oh club, 150 00:10:58,159 --> 00:11:03,799 you can't say that anyway, listen, how yes, hanging on with us 151 00:11:03,799 --> 00:11:05,759 tonight as a good buddy, Trevor, Trevor, how are you tonight, 152 00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:11,159 Trevor. He's saluting we're saluting you. Okay, I'm doing well. Thank 153 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:13,960 you for having me back. I love this podcast. I love this show. 154 00:11:15,039 --> 00:11:18,480 Brilliant and okay, everybody, everybody's great. Now have you listened to 155 00:11:18,559 --> 00:11:24,000 the edited show once it is broadcast? Have you ever done that? I 156 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:28,360 have been going back and I've been listening to the ones you're on, the 157 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:33,279 ones that you were on. I've listened to the first one, okay, 158 00:11:33,759 --> 00:11:39,720 and I haven't listened to the second one yet because I'm so excited for it. 159 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:46,120 I'm actually waiting until peak excitement because I'm really so curious what you edited 160 00:11:46,159 --> 00:11:48,320 out? What is that like Friday night at ten o'clock or something. Well, 161 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:52,159 look, it's okay, and if you don't mind the can laughter, 162 00:11:52,399 --> 00:11:56,320 it's cool, bro. Anyway, So we're all here tonight that he introduce 163 00:11:56,360 --> 00:12:01,440 everyone. Yeah, thanks, so this is a Hollywood ship. We have 164 00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:05,080 a lot of fun with these and the listeners really like them. And tonight 165 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:11,919 we're going to talk about movies that you would be embarrassed to admit that you 166 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:15,440 liked. You know what I mean. It's kind of like it's a musical, 167 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:20,679 you know, equivalent of liking the Achies or something. Do you know 168 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:26,200 what I mean? That's too just the monkeys, Monkey Monkeys were a different 169 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:31,639 thing, Milli Vanilli, Yeah, stuff like that. So Hollywood. So 170 00:12:31,679 --> 00:12:33,960 anyway, why don't we do this though? But that's what we're talking about 171 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:37,919 tonight. But Raven, you do have a top ten? Right I do. 172 00:12:39,039 --> 00:12:39,720 I'm looking right at it. All Right, here we go. Why 173 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:41,360 don't we do the top ten? Now? I get it out way? 174 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:46,639 So what is it? I forget it already? You sent me top ten 175 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:52,639 reasons why Club and one one would make a great superhero team. Top ten 176 00:12:52,679 --> 00:12:56,840 reasons why Club and one one would make a great superhero team? The other 177 00:12:56,960 --> 00:13:01,639 dynamic though you're ready? I could see Club is already like it, straightening 178 00:13:01,679 --> 00:13:03,679 out in his chair, getting ready for this. Okay, Well, whenever 179 00:13:03,759 --> 00:13:07,519 you do the top ten, I get the pain, get a little pig 180 00:13:07,159 --> 00:13:13,000 who's the sidekick and who's the let's see plus twice. Number six, Yeah, 181 00:13:13,039 --> 00:13:16,960 plush twice, that's the tattoo. Okay, So anyway, let's stop 182 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:20,840 the music raving please. Top ten reasons why one wining club would be a 183 00:13:20,919 --> 00:13:26,200 great superhero duo. All right. Number ten. They can take turns beating 184 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:30,120 the out of switchy. See there you go, right off the bat Win 185 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:35,240 win doesn't take much better. They beat on me than some poor staff just 186 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:39,440 you know, out for a you know, night scroll or something. Okay, 187 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:46,679 all right, pancakes interesting? Number nine? Please rave nine. They 188 00:13:46,679 --> 00:13:52,759 can go to Walmart together and shop for matching cowls. Oh wow, okay, 189 00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:58,879 hang on, then go get a monogramed hang on hang on number nine 190 00:13:58,919 --> 00:14:03,480 okay, Number eight please right great. They can spend endless hours building a 191 00:14:03,519 --> 00:14:09,840 super shrine dedicated to Raven. Right, can't you see them working by hand 192 00:14:09,919 --> 00:14:13,600 on that? I hope they would have that in there like bat Cave, 193 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:18,639 you know the half of that? Yeah, coold too? Next please right? 194 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:24,159 Number seven. Their recipe for hedgehog twinkies cast role will be fawned over 195 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:31,120 by Gourmet magazine. Yeah, huh, tasty. First you have to remove 196 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:35,120 the spines. Oh, that's okay, that's details, man, I just 197 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:39,559 threw up in my mouth. That's okay, that's it's only ahead next please 198 00:14:39,639 --> 00:14:43,120 right? Yeah? Number six, they can ask Leis Lane to be there. 199 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:48,360 Well Lois Lane, right, she'd be lowest lane no matter what we 200 00:14:48,759 --> 00:14:58,000 do. Next please uh Nerve five. They can mix and match their tights. 201 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:01,639 You know then, I don't you know I would? You'll find that 202 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:07,519 well? Wow, okay, Nick's raven please all right. Number four they 203 00:15:07,519 --> 00:15:15,679 can finally get to the bottom of the o J case just so, so 204 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:24,360 okay, next number three, When they're not fighting crime, they can get 205 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:31,320 side gigs at the tops Field fair tops Field. Only the locals will get 206 00:15:31,399 --> 00:15:37,320 back. Yes, okay, probably the top Number two please number two. 207 00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:41,799 They can end the global scourge of cats forever. Yes, yes, let's 208 00:15:41,799 --> 00:15:46,039 get behind that now. I don't think one one would be on board. 209 00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:52,879 He goes with the wind. It's okay, we're not worrying about okay, 210 00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:58,360 are you ready? The number one reason club and one one would make a 211 00:15:58,399 --> 00:16:03,039 great superher team. They can vanish back to the phantom zone until he stops 212 00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:11,679 doing these Top ten, I agree that that would be a wow. Okay, 213 00:16:11,799 --> 00:16:18,600 all right, A two everybody eighty two? Why don't we do this 214 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:22,240 when we come club? What do you have for dessert tonight? You know, 215 00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:26,519 I have a bone to pick with you because I have been eaten two 216 00:16:26,559 --> 00:16:30,000 freaking packs of Twinkies every weekend because I feel I deserve them, you know 217 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,519 what I mean. I have to fill the whole in my out with food, 218 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:37,759 and I'm on twinkies now. I'm because of you, and they're hot 219 00:16:37,799 --> 00:16:41,559 defund As it turns out, they're very I have the lowest going everywhere looking 220 00:16:41,559 --> 00:16:47,559 for these freaking Yes. Wow, that's a that's huge. What's that? 221 00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:55,000 A double freaking twinkies? They say? And gentlemen club has a double pack 222 00:16:55,039 --> 00:16:59,039 of twinkies and they look like to be jumbo sized? How they jumble pleasure 223 00:16:59,639 --> 00:17:06,079 fund and I'm that I know you can have that much fun with twinkies. 224 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:08,720 Well, you know that was a good commercial back in the day. No 225 00:17:08,839 --> 00:17:11,759 man should have the doublement twins on sometimes. Oh yeah, well really, 226 00:17:11,839 --> 00:17:15,960 yeah there you go, yeah, double your pleasure, double your five. 227 00:17:17,279 --> 00:17:19,160 They're probably about eighty years old. I'm all right, I'm not that's not 228 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:23,920 that's wrong, not that it's wrong. I have to google it. Why 229 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:26,519 don't we do this? Why don't we google it? And we'll take a 230 00:17:26,519 --> 00:17:30,440 break real quick. Everyone googled the double month twins and we'll be right back 231 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:33,480 after this. You're listening to mcloney's Melter Axel Show here on the distance under 232 00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:38,000 Radio Network. Please stay tuned. And now the further adventures of Al Ferrari, 233 00:17:38,279 --> 00:17:41,759 star of max latest best seller, How to Dump a Body at Sea 234 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:57,440 and Not Get Caught mccloney show. This is Lowis lowis aer Hi? Al, 235 00:17:57,799 --> 00:18:02,240 how's the book tour going? Couldn't be better? Sweetheart? Now when 236 00:18:02,279 --> 00:18:04,200 I say Max's new book, how to Dump a Body and see it I 237 00:18:04,279 --> 00:18:08,039 get caught? Is selling like hotcakes, I mean with lots of serravan lots 238 00:18:08,039 --> 00:18:11,960 of bacon, so practically flying up the best seller list. That's great, 239 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:15,559 Al, but I'm not surprised. People must be amazed when you tell them 240 00:18:15,559 --> 00:18:19,240 how you turned an old toyota into a new roll's rice. Oh when I 241 00:18:19,319 --> 00:18:22,440 turned a lows a bunch of quarters into a fortune and gold of bloom. 242 00:18:22,799 --> 00:18:27,359 Or when you had that ikey job moving bodies. Oh when I ate an 243 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:34,799 ounce in hot East and so god ooh gosh, really, Al, really 244 00:18:34,839 --> 00:18:38,799 Lois and he says, hid by the way. So the book is selling 245 00:18:38,839 --> 00:18:42,160 great and people love hearing about your adventures. It's all good, right, 246 00:18:42,799 --> 00:18:48,400 you said it, sweetie. But wait a mine, Oh my gosh, 247 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:52,039 al are you out of gas? Yes? And vodka and you're stranded? 248 00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:56,240 Yes? But wait, there comes someone now maybe I can bum a rye 249 00:19:00,559 --> 00:19:06,839 Al are you okay? I don't know. The darnest thing just landed in 250 00:19:06,839 --> 00:19:10,839 front of me. A bright lights, flashing strokes, and wait a minute, 251 00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:14,359 three little guys will climb me out of it. Maybe I should tell 252 00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:18,359 him I'm a big fan of the Wizard of Oz. Al don't do that. 253 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:22,359 Okay. They're looking in the windows. Luckily I have them all rolled 254 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:26,359 up. Ow you're driving a convertible. Well, they seem to be very 255 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:30,960 interested in mac new book. I got boxes of them in here. Hey, 256 00:19:30,519 --> 00:19:44,759 I can have mac otto ow ow ow. Oh that's right. Friends, 257 00:19:45,039 --> 00:19:48,440 Ma's new book How to Dump a body at Sea and not get caught. 258 00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:52,839 The al Ferrari story is out of this world. So get yours on 259 00:19:52,920 --> 00:20:26,400 Amazon today and don't forget to leave a review. M H, welcome back. 260 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:29,319 If we went to Macaloney's No Tracks show here in the Distant Thunder Radio 261 00:20:29,319 --> 00:20:30,319 Network. This is macaloney. Well, what a show we have for you 262 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:33,240 tonight? WHOA I said it wrong? Welcome back if we went to Macaloney's 263 00:20:33,839 --> 00:20:38,359 Hollywood X Files. Here on the distant Thunder Radio Network. This is macloney. 264 00:20:38,359 --> 00:20:41,400 Well, what a show we have used time? But first, girls, 265 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:42,839 you know he's here. The very game is one one across the pott 266 00:20:42,839 --> 00:20:47,880 of Wani. Well, Mac, things are good back here on the other 267 00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:52,079 side of Atlantic, getting ready to celebrate the D Day eightieth anniversary. D 268 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:56,240 Day. Yeah, when we pulled their asses out of the fire for the 269 00:20:56,319 --> 00:21:02,559 second time. That's right, June sixth, As it turns out, also 270 00:21:02,599 --> 00:21:10,960 with us is our international corresponding Switchblad Steve Watt. Switchy great to be here 271 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:17,440 tonight. Did I not say that with enough vigor? There? Switch did? 272 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:22,759 What exactly? I lean closer to the screen so I can okay, 273 00:21:22,839 --> 00:21:26,079 yeah, right, well look at that. You see that? Look at 274 00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:27,920 the pot and this, Yeah, get get to the get to come up 275 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:32,519 to the camera again, Cam up to the camera again. We got them, 276 00:21:32,519 --> 00:21:34,440 We got them, We got them, folks. Look at that pot. 277 00:21:36,039 --> 00:21:40,680 That's not a human pot, that's that's a Look at that pot. 278 00:21:40,839 --> 00:21:44,799 We have a smooth rye cleaner down here with a firm press thing, you 279 00:21:44,839 --> 00:21:47,519 know, just kick my head in there and you know, once and it's 280 00:21:47,559 --> 00:21:49,640 good. Whatever. Switchy, I'm sorry, the good the gig is up 281 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:52,119 there, buddy. I mean, if that doesn't prove it right now, 282 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,880 human could not put that straight of a pot, I'm saying, in a 283 00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:03,359 hare thing, so it has to be pre done. My makeup people came 284 00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:10,440 by early. Oh really, they couldn't plush Okay, how to bring it? 285 00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:12,839 How to bring it around? This switch? Also with us is our 286 00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:21,880 international security chief, Willie Club WILLI can everyone. I'm pretty excited tonight, 287 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:25,759 you know. Move Tonight's always excite me. Yes, and and it's good 288 00:22:25,759 --> 00:22:30,160 to see that you finally agree with me about the mop that switches weird. 289 00:22:30,279 --> 00:22:32,880 Yes, yep ye look at him and I'm trying to adjust it now. 290 00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:37,000 Look at that he puts money in some good ones tonight. It looks like 291 00:22:37,039 --> 00:22:38,759 he took that one off the rack. Okay, I don't mean it in 292 00:22:38,799 --> 00:22:41,400 an assault of way, No, I don't. I don't think he took 293 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:47,440 it that way instruct criticism. I'd never take it that you imply that I'm 294 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:52,880 wearing a tattoo that I just pulled off the rack. Okay, all right, 295 00:22:52,519 --> 00:22:56,920 well okay, switching and thank you club everything. Okay, I was 296 00:22:56,920 --> 00:23:02,240 gonna say it's create chief Willie club. He the owner of a massive twinkie 297 00:23:02,359 --> 00:23:10,000 but it just started too filthy, so I've already edited out. Nice could 298 00:23:10,839 --> 00:23:18,440 thank you club? Also with us? How can I bring twinkies into this? 299 00:23:18,559 --> 00:23:22,599 I'm sorry, I can't now? Uh, Kenya, the bees had 300 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:26,000 a way driver. What's the other thing you for? Mechanic al Ronaldo is 301 00:23:26,079 --> 00:23:30,319 here, the minus Twinkie guy, the minus Twinkie guy, Ali cashall as 302 00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:34,079 they call at the most. I'm here, I'm everything good. Yeah, 303 00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:37,880 it was fine. Come here, I'm square everything Aaron square, That's all 304 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:42,799 we need. Thank you? Well? Also with us is our favorite good 305 00:23:42,799 --> 00:23:47,400 witch up there, in, says Yah. Raven is with us Raven laughing, 306 00:23:47,759 --> 00:23:52,240 laughing since we started the show, laughing, yes very much. Hello, 307 00:23:52,359 --> 00:23:53,640 my friends, thank you for having me. And I hate to say 308 00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:57,000 this because I took some heat the other night. I said you looked like 309 00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:03,880 a second librarian. Okay, no, but people, but now I think 310 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:08,799 she looks like the sexy camp counselor. Look at her. It's like the 311 00:24:08,839 --> 00:24:15,640 beginning of a porming. I can sing the theme, so on the me 312 00:24:15,799 --> 00:24:21,720 balls if anybody Okay, that voice she just heard is a good buddy. 313 00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:25,279 Trevor with no last name because he's gonna change it soon. Trevor, how 314 00:24:25,279 --> 00:24:27,240 are you doing? I'm doing really well. Mac. How are you doing? 315 00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:30,640 Have you made up? What do you mind? What you're gonna what 316 00:24:30,759 --> 00:24:37,440 your next last name is going to be? No? No after that? 317 00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:41,559 No, No, I've got the I've got this list on my phone and 318 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:45,160 I just keep adding to it. Huh is Maloney? Maloney on there? 319 00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:55,000 Trevor Maloney going on immediately came to my first name? Now, where where 320 00:24:55,079 --> 00:24:57,200 are you? From my if I can see and background, it looks like 321 00:24:57,279 --> 00:25:03,400 you're in like Brighton or some place where you I'm in a little town west 322 00:25:03,519 --> 00:25:11,200 of Brighton called you don't want to say what you got I'm in I'm in 323 00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:15,359 Wafame. Okay, all right, that's cool. Hey, club they make 324 00:25:15,519 --> 00:25:19,000 they make a lot of crime documentaries. That's just a coincidence, now, 325 00:25:19,079 --> 00:25:23,200 that's yeah. Yeah, so a lot of crime documentaries about us on Hulu. 326 00:25:23,279 --> 00:25:29,640 If you're a curious Okay, clock cool, go ahead, the big 327 00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:33,599 box. Yeah, here we go here, we go, go ahead, 328 00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:38,240 place, Trevor. The first name that I've been looking at right now, 329 00:25:38,799 --> 00:25:45,039 and I have been bowling over for about a month is Tanner. And I 330 00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:52,000 think Tanner Martin sounds pretty damn good. Tanner. Wat what what? What? 331 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:56,200 What are you situation? No, because my first name Tanner, last 332 00:25:56,279 --> 00:26:00,599 name Martin because the guy in the Red Sox and there guy in the Red 333 00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:03,839 Sox named Tanner Tanner, I don't, I don't know, you don't care. 334 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:07,880 Oh that's good, and that's that's good. So Tanner? Why Tanner? 335 00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:11,279 Whit? Where'd you get that? Tanner? I mean I could lie 336 00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:15,039 and just say it came to me, or I could tell you the truth. 337 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:18,920 And it's a character from James Bond, and I love James Bond. 338 00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:22,799 Yeah there you go. Yeah, good idea. That's a good, bad 339 00:26:22,839 --> 00:26:27,279 idea that works. It's as M's assistant who always follows her her him which 340 00:26:27,319 --> 00:26:32,039 ever And you're thinking of, uh, yeah, it's her assistant Tanner. 341 00:26:33,279 --> 00:26:36,039 But if you were a kid Martin, and I don't know that, I'm 342 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:37,920 seriously going to be considering that. It's not a bad one. No, 343 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:41,799 Like I said, it worked, It worked great for him for many years. 344 00:26:41,359 --> 00:26:45,039 Yeah, and no one ever. I never got a hard time for 345 00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:48,519 it, but I got a lot of junk mail, and even you know, 346 00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:53,039 it was listed in the phone book. Wow. Yeah as Jake Martin 347 00:26:53,160 --> 00:27:00,920 and Jake Martin Big and Black. You know, I'm gonna go ahead next 348 00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:04,279 So anyway, so wow, So so Trevor, Okay, all right, 349 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:10,640 so you're going to want change your first annual last name. Yeah, It's 350 00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:12,039 going to be a while before it happens because I'm gonna have to hire a 351 00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:17,359 lawyer to do it. I work all the paperwork regarding it, especially the 352 00:27:17,519 --> 00:27:21,039 tax stuff, and I was like, I'm not oh yeah, yeah, 353 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:23,039 you have to change. So what do you want to run or something to 354 00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:27,319 some woman? Chin to catch up? Will you that thing? Tell us? 355 00:27:27,599 --> 00:27:32,680 We won't tell it. You know, I've had I've alluded to this 356 00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:37,720 in uh in earlier episodes. Uh you know, I'm really I'm I don't 357 00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:41,079 have anything to do with my parents. There was a lot of abuse, 358 00:27:41,759 --> 00:27:45,519 and I just you know, yeah, you wanted distance. Yeah I could 359 00:27:45,559 --> 00:27:48,759 see that. That's yeah, I'm very understandable. Okay, But Tana Martin, 360 00:27:48,839 --> 00:27:52,119 baby, if you're going to go for something, just go for like 361 00:27:52,559 --> 00:27:57,480 you know, jello popcorn or something something you know that's not bad was the 362 00:27:57,559 --> 00:28:03,480 name of an Andy Wahall you know alcoholies, Yeah, Jellow popcorn. Yeah. 363 00:28:03,079 --> 00:28:07,680 So anyway, so tonight better than if he goes to Italy. He 364 00:28:07,759 --> 00:28:11,279 could changed Martin to Martini. He just blend right in that Martino. But 365 00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:15,359 you'd be great. You'd be great in Italy. E t other it would 366 00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:19,559 be I just got that feeling about you. I get the vibe. Anyway, 367 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:25,720 So tonight, Hollywood, Hollywood, Joe, and we've come up with 368 00:28:25,799 --> 00:28:30,200 tonight is what movies would you be embarrassed to tell people that you like? 369 00:28:30,799 --> 00:28:34,079 Okay, what movies would you embarrassed to tell people you like? Now, 370 00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:37,279 some of them are could be big hits, but you know they kind of 371 00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:41,680 slop, you know, the kind of you know whatever, Like Love Story 372 00:28:41,759 --> 00:28:45,440 for instance. If you can remember that way way back, everyone was like 373 00:28:45,599 --> 00:28:48,440 freaking, you know, wetting their pants about that moment. It means you 374 00:28:48,599 --> 00:28:52,039 never have to say boys and girls. Yeah, it was awful. It 375 00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:55,680 was just so sappy. It was nuts, right, But he brought a 376 00:28:55,759 --> 00:28:57,759 towel to the theater just in case it was good for you, brother, 377 00:28:59,079 --> 00:29:03,200 Yeah, because everyone need to them believe me, but you know stuff like 378 00:29:03,279 --> 00:29:06,400 that, you know what I mean? And and just like the guilty pleasures, 379 00:29:06,759 --> 00:29:08,440 like we were saying, if you if you secretly like a Nachi song 380 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:11,880 and be like the kind of the same thing, you would never tell anyone. 381 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:17,240 But we have to start off as a tens up with Raven and I. 382 00:29:18,079 --> 00:29:22,880 And this is he said. She said because in a little text exchange, 383 00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:25,640 I said to her, could you please remind me to tell everyone how 384 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:29,720 much the new sein film movie sucks? And she wrote back, you didn't 385 00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:33,039 like it? And I said, oh, here we go. So you 386 00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:34,279 want to go first, let me go first, and you can then you 387 00:29:34,359 --> 00:29:37,759 can tell me why I'm wrong. Okay, all right, right, okay, 388 00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:45,119 So Seinfeld has like a billion dollars, so he's not funny anymore, 389 00:29:45,279 --> 00:29:48,759 you know what I mean. When you're sitting on the pilot cash, I 390 00:29:48,839 --> 00:29:53,039 thought he retired, Yeah, everyone did so anyway, so he made this 391 00:29:53,240 --> 00:30:03,319 movie and it's called Unfrosted. Unfrosted, and what it's about is how they 392 00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:11,039 created the pop tot the pop tot okay, which I can I can truthfully 393 00:30:11,039 --> 00:30:14,119 say I've never had a pot hot. I'm sure the club probably has a 394 00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:17,960 box, right next to us. Never had one, never had one. 395 00:30:18,319 --> 00:30:21,960 I think just the thing with the fake apple in the middle of that type 396 00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:29,200 of thing. Are they good? Good munch? They're amazing, Okay, 397 00:30:29,559 --> 00:30:34,519 especially when you get those hot fudge Sunday ones hot fudge Sunday pop dots. 398 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,680 All right, I'm in Maybe I'll change my whole opinion about the movie. 399 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:42,720 I don't start start at the beginning. Start get a brown sugar cinnamon. 400 00:30:42,839 --> 00:30:47,319 That's the class. Okay, that's the one, and then that's the gateway, 401 00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:51,279 the gateway drugs. Okay, so say the same thing, but start 402 00:30:51,319 --> 00:30:53,279 with a blueberry. That was my favorite of the og. Blueberry is good. 403 00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:57,359 Yeah, I don't like the strawberry, but definitely worth. I'm so 404 00:30:57,480 --> 00:31:00,680 sorry. If anyone can hear background noise, my animals are going insane right 405 00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:03,359 now. I can't hear it. I can't hear it. I hear it. 406 00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:07,640 Maybe just you are hearing it. But look it. I think it's 407 00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:12,160 top touches. Don't be stupid and read the ingredients. Why would you do 408 00:31:12,279 --> 00:31:15,559 that? Yes, okay, that's crazy. So anyway, Raven, your 409 00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:18,880 your pets are probably mad right now because they know you're about to defend a 410 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:22,880 goddamn Seinfeld movie about pop tart. Hang on, hang on, they haven't 411 00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:29,720 heard it yet. So anyway, this is the movie and it's it's gonna 412 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:33,119 be hard for me to explain the movie, but if you can imagine Jerry 413 00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:41,920 Seinfeld not doing his stand up act, not doing the show, I don't 414 00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:45,720 know, but doing like a kid's movie but not for kids, is the 415 00:31:47,039 --> 00:31:51,599 only way I can describe this, because the lines in it, it's him. 416 00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:56,039 It's him trying to out distance callogs By or the other way around. 417 00:31:56,119 --> 00:32:00,319 General mills By coming up with something new for breakfast, and they come up 418 00:32:00,359 --> 00:32:02,599 with this, put this really weird way, come up with the pop tarts. 419 00:32:02,839 --> 00:32:06,880 And they come up with it because two kids are in a dumpster. 420 00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:10,440 Poor kids are in a dumpster and they're eating two kinds of food and they 421 00:32:10,519 --> 00:32:15,599 get together and Jerry Steinfeld eats the food out of the dumpster and goes, 422 00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:19,279 wow, pop toots. That's the freaking movie. Okay, that's where they 423 00:32:19,319 --> 00:32:22,960 go with this thing. And it goes on and on, and it's full 424 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:27,599 of poopy jokes and five jokes and it's like for kids, but it's not 425 00:32:27,799 --> 00:32:31,160 for kids. It's not for kids. It's it's not funny. It's not. 426 00:32:31,279 --> 00:32:35,039 But they must have spent a lot of money on it because there's less 427 00:32:35,039 --> 00:32:37,519 of special effects in it. There's a lot of like cameos in it. 428 00:32:37,319 --> 00:32:40,839 And they mentioned Killoggs and post right all right up front? Yeah, yeah, 429 00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:45,440 no problem at all. Yep. And I guess there was a I 430 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:46,799 don't know they were trying to do something. I mean there's been movies like 431 00:32:47,079 --> 00:32:52,079 Will Smith has been a movie about how yeah they brought safety to sports, 432 00:32:52,119 --> 00:32:55,079 and there's other guys who brought you know, movies about the safety tires and 433 00:32:55,119 --> 00:32:59,000 windshield wipers and all this shit. It's like kind of like us against the 434 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:07,640 Big World type thing. But he in it is like giving these lines like 435 00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:10,640 I can't describe it. I just can't describe it. It's just so unfunny. 436 00:33:12,039 --> 00:33:15,720 And I didn't know it. It's on Netflix until I started headline and 437 00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:20,839 they said, is Jerry Seinfeld's new movie Unfrosted the worst movie ever ever? 438 00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:25,319 I gotta see this, Okay, So that's my side, he said, 439 00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:30,920 go ahead, Raven, please defend it. Yeah. So I will start 440 00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:35,400 out by just saying Jerry seinfeldt isn't an actor by any means. He's a 441 00:33:35,559 --> 00:33:38,200 Median. He proves that you could tell that. You could tell that on 442 00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:44,440 Seinfeld back in the nineties when it was on Terrible Actor. The only reason 443 00:33:44,519 --> 00:33:46,240 that that succeeded, I mean was like, yeah, he did write some 444 00:33:46,319 --> 00:33:54,000 good Materialry David obviously, but it also survived because of Michael Richards and Julia, 445 00:33:54,000 --> 00:34:00,119 Louis Dreyfuss and Jason Alexander and then obviously all of the other like one 446 00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:04,599 off characters that they had. Right. So, I will say, in 447 00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:07,800 preparation for tonight's show, it was kind of like jogging my memory and looking 448 00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:12,519 up like famously bad movies because I was like, hmm, like what movie 449 00:34:12,599 --> 00:34:15,679 am I really embarrassed that I, like, you know, and Unfrosted came 450 00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:20,360 up on a list really one of the worst movies ever made, and I 451 00:34:20,519 --> 00:34:23,760 was like, wow, it has been out on the market for fifteen minutes. 452 00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:28,119 Yeah, yeah, Oh, people just savage it from the beginning. 453 00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:30,760 The thing is is like, it's not a good movie. I'm not here 454 00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:35,119 to say it's the best movie ever. It's better than Schindler's List, and 455 00:34:35,199 --> 00:34:37,760 you need to watch it now or you're a dumb act. Go ahead. 456 00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:42,880 What I'm saying is I found it to be very enjoyable because it was dumb. 457 00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:47,239 I really didn't have to follow like some huge plotline, and it had 458 00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:52,760 a really good cast of characters. Wow, with the exception of Amy Schumer, 459 00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,880 because I, oh, oh, she's the worst man she is. 460 00:34:55,599 --> 00:35:00,559 I just want to and I won't say it on air, that's give her 461 00:35:00,599 --> 00:35:02,519 money to go away or something. You know, it's not a fun for 462 00:35:02,599 --> 00:35:07,960 her or some gofund me. She's terrible and terrible, horrible, terrible. 463 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:10,599 I could not believe she had like the role that she did. But I 464 00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:15,280 thought that, like just the idea of it was like just kind of like 465 00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:19,559 stupid and goofy. I like movies like that, especially when it's like, 466 00:35:19,679 --> 00:35:22,239 you know, we watched it on like a Friday night or whatever. Yeah, 467 00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:23,320 that's what we did. It has been a long week. I just 468 00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:27,480 want to watch something that life. I don't really have to give my brain 469 00:35:27,599 --> 00:35:32,119 to. Maybe another actor, maybe, and maybe another actor in that role 470 00:35:34,079 --> 00:35:36,320 might have been better. I don't want to say Jim Carrey or any of 471 00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:38,440 these people, but maybe someone else. You know, But he, as 472 00:35:38,519 --> 00:35:42,280 you say, he's not an actor. He's a comedian who had good actors 473 00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:45,159 around him. And that's why that show succeeded, you know, and and 474 00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:51,039 but he's not good in this every everything is so stiltid. In the jokes, 475 00:35:51,119 --> 00:35:52,480 I mean, I can't tell you. They're like joke said fourth grade 476 00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:57,159 as would laugh at. I mean that's like half the movie, the stupid, 477 00:35:57,320 --> 00:36:01,119 stupid, stupid stuff. Really that okay, But one thing I will 478 00:36:01,199 --> 00:36:06,360 say, I won't give away a character name, just in case anyone wants 479 00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:10,840 to see it and wants to be surprised. The guy that ends up getting 480 00:36:12,039 --> 00:36:19,199 blown up and freaking dies and the funeral that follows where they make him into 481 00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:23,239 a bowl of cereal in the ground. This is the this is real. 482 00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:30,119 Yeah yeah, yeah, my milk on them and ship this is this is 483 00:36:30,159 --> 00:36:35,800 what? And then they didn't and didn't in a very very bad, very 484 00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:39,960 bad tasting. They like like they recreate the January sixth insurrection, but it's 485 00:36:40,039 --> 00:36:45,280 like with the rice crispy characters and stuff, it's like, what the you 486 00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:47,320 know what? You couldn't you needed an ending for the movie, and that's 487 00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:51,239 what he came up with. But it's so stupid. Maybe you feel high, 488 00:36:51,679 --> 00:36:54,599 I don't know, maybe it's funnier. Who knows, who knows? 489 00:36:54,599 --> 00:36:58,000 All I wanted. It gave me the monchies, you know, because they're 490 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,719 talking about hoop Dad's all the time and all kinds. I'm like grankfast stuff. 491 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:06,559 So anyway, well Grant plays Raven Kraft. The guy that said great, 492 00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:10,039 yeah, he plays Tony the Tiger. Well, the guy who plays 493 00:37:10,079 --> 00:37:14,840 Tony Tigers actually pretty funny, you know, because he's like a Shakespearean actor. 494 00:37:15,119 --> 00:37:20,880 And then talking about how he should grown of the characters was the guy 495 00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:24,679 that was playing Walter Cronkite. And just like in between, like the news 496 00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:30,000 being on, he was like, I'll drink however much I want. He 497 00:37:30,159 --> 00:37:32,239 just made like these little offhand comments and no one like, you know, 498 00:37:32,559 --> 00:37:37,559 here's good. Yes, that was good, but but overall probably maybe the 499 00:37:37,599 --> 00:37:40,800 worst movie of it. But listen, I'm glad Raven that you didn't say, 500 00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:45,400 Max, you're an ignorant slut. I was waiting for that the night 501 00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:47,920 still early. He said, Well, he said, he's okay, he's 502 00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:52,480 said a future show, A future show, thank you. Maybe if Seinfeld 503 00:37:52,599 --> 00:37:53,719 wasn't in it, it would have been a better movie if it was a 504 00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:59,360 different actor. Maybe maybe, but you have to pull that off that you're 505 00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:02,440 kind of like this my guy who's also really dumb and not you're taking food 506 00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:07,239 from the book its in a freaking dumpster. That's that's. That's it. 507 00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:12,039 You can't come up with something better in the script than that they did that. 508 00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:15,440 Because, like, if you're a Seinfeld fan, like I was, 509 00:38:15,679 --> 00:38:19,599 like, I like, I love the show. I'm listening to a podcast 510 00:38:19,639 --> 00:38:22,519 about it first two or three years, you know that Jerry Seinfeld was a 511 00:38:22,559 --> 00:38:25,599 germophobe in the show. Yes, So the fact that he's taking food out 512 00:38:25,639 --> 00:38:30,079 of a dumpster from two little you know, latchkey kids so hysterical to me. 513 00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:35,000 But but but the why do we have to go that deeper dive into 514 00:38:35,079 --> 00:38:37,519 Seinfeld's you know character? Right, he's a dreamaphobe? Who is it? 515 00:38:38,039 --> 00:38:42,360 Anyway, it's not funny, hey, listen, It's not winning any Academy 516 00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:47,079 Awards for like funniest movie. The way, it's probably not gonna win any 517 00:38:47,199 --> 00:38:52,519 war And I mean that's like the majority of the movies I watch, you 518 00:38:52,599 --> 00:38:55,519 know, I go out of my way to find things that are either really 519 00:38:55,599 --> 00:39:00,280 bad or just things that people don't watch. And that's but you know the 520 00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:05,119 good thing is people are going to weigh in on my background so they can 521 00:39:05,199 --> 00:39:07,519 also watch the movie and weigh in on what they think of that. Okay, 522 00:39:07,639 --> 00:39:09,559 all right, I'm going to talk about next episode only if you get 523 00:39:09,599 --> 00:39:15,360 it for free, do not say for take it from me, okay anyway, 524 00:39:15,519 --> 00:39:19,039 Okay, So I'm gonna throw it to I'll throw the club club. 525 00:39:19,559 --> 00:39:22,800 Do you have a movie it's gonna be like the Bells of Saint Mary's or 526 00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:27,199 something. Do you have a movie that you great movie that you like and 527 00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:31,360 you'd be afraid to tell everybody? Well, Mac, I've come at this 528 00:39:31,599 --> 00:39:37,320 at a different angle, So I hope you understand that I've interpreted what I'm 529 00:39:37,639 --> 00:39:45,199 presenting here tonight is a movie that actually I was embarrassed about. And I 530 00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:52,159 have to give a synopsis of the movie because none of you have ever seen 531 00:39:52,199 --> 00:39:55,000 this movie. I would very surprised if anyone ever saw the movie. Well, 532 00:39:55,039 --> 00:39:58,440 I need to give a synopsis, all right, So if you'd give 533 00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:01,440 me a couple of minutes to go through my situation, I think we'll find 534 00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:06,760 it encouraging. Okay, let's hear it, all right? Yep. Well, 535 00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:10,000 anyways, just so you know, and I think I've told you before, 536 00:40:10,079 --> 00:40:15,440 I love horror movies, particularly as a teenager. Always loved them, 537 00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:19,199 particularly the old ones, not as much now because they're different. Old. 538 00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:22,360 I mean I love them so much that when I was a teenager dating and 539 00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:25,719 a driving I always made sure to we watched a horror movie because I knew 540 00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:30,480 my date would be too afraid to watch it. Smooth, be distracted, 541 00:40:30,679 --> 00:40:35,079 smooth things. Yes, But needless to say, the movie that I've elected 542 00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:39,719 is a movie that I've shown to friends. We used to have get together 543 00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:45,880 with some friends and their wives at my house back about twenty years ago. 544 00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:50,960 It was always in my house because we had one of those big rear projection 545 00:40:51,119 --> 00:40:55,360 TVs lob ahead of the curve. Yeah, yes, it's around sound where 546 00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:59,400 it. So everybody always wanted to come to my house at the time, 547 00:41:00,159 --> 00:41:04,159 and they knew that I loved all movies, particularly horror movies. Yes, 548 00:41:04,559 --> 00:41:07,079 so anyways, they counted on me. We used to do every once a 549 00:41:07,119 --> 00:41:13,079 month we do horror movie night and they come over and I would be responsible 550 00:41:13,119 --> 00:41:16,159 for going down the videos tour and picking out a couple of odd ones. 551 00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:20,000 Okay, and I will tell you you know. The idea was we'd sit 552 00:41:20,079 --> 00:41:23,639 there, have a few drinks as off, not taking it serious, right 553 00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:30,440 Anyways, this particular movie that I want to explain to you is one night 554 00:41:30,639 --> 00:41:35,400 when we were having our get together, one of my friends came over with 555 00:41:35,559 --> 00:41:39,519 his new girlfriend. He was divorced and she was divorced, and so he 556 00:41:39,639 --> 00:41:43,360 really we hadn't met her, and we were excited to meet her. He 557 00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:45,679 had been going out with her for a couple of months, so finally he 558 00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:49,639 wanted her to meet us. All since he knew we're going to be together 559 00:41:49,679 --> 00:41:52,079 at one place, he wanted to impress us, impress her with the type 560 00:41:52,119 --> 00:41:58,320 of frenzys. So anyways, I didn't know that when I ordered this film, 561 00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:00,880 but to say the name of the film, it's a German film and 562 00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:06,639 it was made in nineteen eighty nine. And one of the reasons I got 563 00:42:06,679 --> 00:42:09,559 the film is because after that they had three sequels to it. Okay, 564 00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:13,559 so I said, boy, these my friends are really be impressed. Hey, 565 00:42:13,599 --> 00:42:15,360 club, club club, Can I ant it? Can I? Can 566 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:19,800 I interrupt you for a second. I just got a note from one one. 567 00:42:20,559 --> 00:42:22,000 Is this part of the swingers thing? Is this a swinger thing? 568 00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:24,440 Oh no, no, no, no, okay, okay, okay, 569 00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:27,760 go ahead, that's a no one one, go ahead, And yeah, 570 00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:30,320 no, we don't. We don't do any of those, just just local 571 00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:35,559 swingers. Well let's see exactly that it all starts with German horror. Oh 572 00:42:35,679 --> 00:42:39,280 absolutely, that's true this film, and I don't think you so that's why 573 00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:44,239 I'm going as synopsis. It was this is the first of the series, 574 00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:50,800 and it was in nineteen eighty nine. In the English title was violent shit 575 00:42:52,199 --> 00:42:55,800 and it's got a plot and it's it all is based through. It's a 576 00:42:55,840 --> 00:43:00,199 two thousand dollars budget on this film, two thousand bucks. It was all 577 00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:05,320 filmed in the woods, nice with cameras of the eighties. It's like The 578 00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:07,840 Witch Project costs like five thousand to make. I thought, hey, that 579 00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:13,280 sounds pretty good. So anyways, the star of the film, or the 580 00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:16,840 person is is Kyl Shitter s h I t t okay, all right, 581 00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:20,800 all right, we'll have to cut that out. But okay, it's troubled. 582 00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:23,840 He was just a troubled kid with a name like that. Whatever he 583 00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:30,039 did switch aways. He was really troubled, and he didn't get along with 584 00:43:30,159 --> 00:43:35,519 his mother. And one day his mother came home, he came home late. 585 00:43:35,559 --> 00:43:37,920 He was all playing in the mud or something, and his mother threatened 586 00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:43,320 to punish him because he came home all money. So that's Kyle got so 587 00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:47,239 pissed off. He got his Uh, his mother had given him a butcher 588 00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:52,800 knife for his birthday because he liked to cook and everything. So anyways, 589 00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:57,039 he got the butcher knife and he cut her up in pieces, cut mommy 590 00:43:57,119 --> 00:44:00,880 up in pieces, cut his mother up in pieces. Yeah, Okay. 591 00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:06,519 Then he went into the woods to hide, and he became like a serial 592 00:44:06,639 --> 00:44:09,519 killer because anyone that ever came in the woods after that, he would get 593 00:44:09,599 --> 00:44:15,360 them and cut them up into the skin. So anyways, then the film 594 00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:20,440 jumps twenty years later. He had been caught and apparently he was put in 595 00:44:20,559 --> 00:44:24,199 a mental institution or some kind of prison, yes, And it shows him 596 00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:30,400 in a van with three police and they were taking him from one facility to 597 00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:35,079 another, and they're driving in a wooded area in these three inp cops. 598 00:44:35,519 --> 00:44:37,440 You know. One of them said, I got to go to the bathroom. 599 00:44:37,519 --> 00:44:39,440 So they pulled over on the side of the road. He was relieving 600 00:44:39,559 --> 00:44:46,199 himself and at the time Kyle grabbed a gun from one of the police and 601 00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:52,679 he killed them all and then he escaped ape and he ran over into the 602 00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:57,800 woods and here we go again. We're seeing Carl going after people as they 603 00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:01,920 come. Now instead of a lev he's got a machete. Yes, yes, 604 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:07,000 he's moving up in the world. He cut their heads off, nice, 605 00:45:07,119 --> 00:45:08,880 he would he would cut their arms off and he'd be eating the skin. 606 00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:15,480 Hang, did you get the memo? These are movies that you be 607 00:45:15,639 --> 00:45:17,559 embarrassed to tell people that you like. Well, let me explain. Okay, 608 00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:22,239 this is you have to hear. Give me a break here. Sure, 609 00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:24,199 I'll tell you this. This film demands a sequel or something. Yeah. 610 00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:29,239 So anyways, okay, Kyl is in the woods. He did all 611 00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:34,679 that stuff, and he you know, and then finally he got a flashback 612 00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:40,519 in which Satan appeared to him during his childhood, Satan had anointed him as 613 00:45:40,599 --> 00:45:45,519 his special agent to Earth. So the ending of this thing, at that 614 00:45:45,679 --> 00:45:52,440 point, Kyl just he went off. We bent over spontaneously in the wooded 615 00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:59,440 area, and he died. Okay, but he left behind a child. 616 00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:04,599 As he died, all of a sudden, something cut through his belly and 617 00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:08,920 ripped himself out. He was carrying the child and it was Kyle Jr. 618 00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:16,679 Comes the tropic of all the future shows. So anyways, I want to 619 00:46:16,679 --> 00:46:21,960 explain that because now I'm back to the audience. As I mentioned to you, 620 00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:24,360 one of my friends brought a girl. He was trying to impress a 621 00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:30,239 woman. After that, you know, we were laughing our ass after the 622 00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:32,599 whole thing we were drinking. Didn't give her pay any attention to her, 623 00:46:32,719 --> 00:46:36,599 and it was really hot on her. So anyways, you know, they 624 00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:38,559 left at the end of the night, and he called me up a couple 625 00:46:38,599 --> 00:46:43,719 of days later and said that she won't even talk to me. You know, 626 00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:47,400 it was one of her favorite movies. Okay, And so that's how 627 00:46:47,599 --> 00:46:53,559 I was embarrassed movie. I want to give the full story and they could 628 00:46:53,559 --> 00:46:57,159 have been married. This kind of story that I'm embarrassed. But did you 629 00:46:57,239 --> 00:47:01,079 call her and apologize yourself. No, she wouldn't. She wanted to take 630 00:47:01,199 --> 00:47:06,800 no. Wow. I think she said things about me that he wouldn't admit. 631 00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:08,079 He just said that you don't want to know. Hey, swingers would 632 00:47:08,079 --> 00:47:12,360 have been a good thing. So so anyway, I was really embarrassed by 633 00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:15,880 that film. And uh, just to let you know the there was a 634 00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:19,480 review of that, you know by some of the reviewers. Yes, and 635 00:47:19,599 --> 00:47:27,639 the primary review said it was a big box of ships. All right. 636 00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:30,960 Wow, I believe it or not, you can get the trilogy on Amazon. 637 00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:32,920 The trilogy, okay, but hey, those are for two thousand bucks. 638 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:37,039 They turned it into something. What's the name of it again, Bubby, 639 00:47:37,159 --> 00:47:42,880 what's the name of it again? Violent? Ship? Violent? Because 640 00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:47,639 yeah, violence like angry violence and what's the last word? S h I 641 00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:51,679 t oh violent ship? Okay, So every time we say it, I 642 00:47:51,719 --> 00:47:57,440 got to this name. Wow, excre that's that's how the driven. Two 643 00:47:57,440 --> 00:48:00,719 of those at the same time. There you go once again and ship's creep. 644 00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:05,159 Look go figure plush twice. That's the tattoo. Wow. Okay, 645 00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:09,000 thank you, Club. I guarantee by the next episode, Raven will have 646 00:48:09,079 --> 00:48:14,840 seen this movie and all of its sequels, guaranteed, right right. I 647 00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:19,280 should like it too, I want to sounds awesome. I could tell I 648 00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:21,840 was looking at your face. I'm like, she still wants to watch this 649 00:48:22,039 --> 00:48:27,880 immediately. That's amazing. Club on the DVD with there any extras about how 650 00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:35,199 many interviews when the special effects the direct I never got that far, you 651 00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:42,400 know, yeah, call me commentary by the filmmakers. I don't understand German 652 00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:45,320 and the whole film was in German. Oh really? Oh? Even making 653 00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:49,440 it better yeah, yeah, when they talked pissed off, they were always 654 00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:52,960 pissed off. Yes, yes, they're always pissed It's a very guttural language 655 00:48:52,039 --> 00:48:57,000 that sounds it's almost like the Japanese. When they talk, it almost sounds 656 00:48:57,719 --> 00:49:00,639 like they're they're pissed off all the time. Well, they should pissed off. 657 00:49:00,119 --> 00:49:02,320 I'll tell you though, I got to say this about the Germans. 658 00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:07,039 But I'm sure we have a lot of German listeners. But if you're going 659 00:49:07,039 --> 00:49:09,960 on to x lambs there and they give you the categories, there's about four 660 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:14,920 thousand of them, and then you go in more you hit on it. 661 00:49:15,039 --> 00:49:19,920 It's like all German sex with tosses and ship man. They're really into the 662 00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:27,320 pieciality. I'm sorry, and that's I tell you that one part of this 663 00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:30,440 film I didn't want to discuss and I won't go that was nothing that you're 664 00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:37,679 about to discuss it, which makes a good good But two other significant incidents 665 00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:40,519 in this movie that Raven might want to tell you about her if she watches. 666 00:49:40,559 --> 00:49:46,159 It's really rough. And now I understand why my friend lost this is 667 00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:49,920 yeah, yeah, forever, the love of his life forever. Okay, 668 00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:58,199 I'm assuming there's a scene where somebody passes a bowel movement on top of somebody 669 00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:00,920 else. I mean, you don't want it to tell you're where the two 670 00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:06,320 seasons, I don't know. In the ending, let's clap the club only 671 00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:10,519 because well that was a great job. That was very enlightening, very in 672 00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:15,599 uh informed. So let me see, let me go to then you're going 673 00:50:15,679 --> 00:50:22,079 to switch of switch before he falls asleep, So switching. Do you have 674 00:50:22,199 --> 00:50:23,199 a movie this is going to be bad? I know. Do you have 675 00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:28,679 a movie that you really liked that maybe brought teas your eyes, but you'd 676 00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:31,800 be embarrassed to tell us about it. Well, when I was a kid 677 00:50:32,559 --> 00:50:37,719 that we went to the driving Yes and saw this. At the time, 678 00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:42,119 I thought that it was a great science fiction flip journey to the seventh planet, 679 00:50:42,199 --> 00:50:45,400 and we'll be happy to know great more siventh planet is ranus. Wait 680 00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:52,039 wait, see ten seconds that there was reporting he's going for that. Okay, 681 00:50:52,079 --> 00:50:54,679 go ahead, the prequel to the German movie, and it was you 682 00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:58,599 know, as a kid, I mean I thought, oh that the monsters 683 00:50:58,639 --> 00:51:00,320 were great, the special effects, your rate. I liked the story with 684 00:51:00,559 --> 00:51:04,719 you know, with looking at it now, you can see it was just 685 00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:07,079 kind of a cheesy, little budget flick, but I still love it. 686 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:13,360 Actually was starring John Agar you know, toward the middle to the end of 687 00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:16,920 his career, was making some real turkeys. But they land on uh on 688 00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:21,880 uranus and uh it's it's a it's a frozen ball. But then all of 689 00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:23,880 a sudden, some of it just changes to uh, you know, when 690 00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:27,920 they can breathe air and walk around and so forth, it turns out just 691 00:51:28,079 --> 00:51:34,199 this critter with one eyeball that can create illusions. And I mean there's there's 692 00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:39,880 babes there, there's there's great monsters like great zap guns nap guns. So 693 00:51:40,519 --> 00:51:45,960 it's something that uh, it was. It was interesting to watch it in 694 00:51:45,079 --> 00:51:50,440 later years to see all the flaws and the I mean they had the space 695 00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:54,320 suits were like Air Force yea, you know, they had the helmet, 696 00:51:54,519 --> 00:51:58,920 but they had some kind of a glass thing in the front and everything they 697 00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:00,639 could to save money. Yeah yeah, yeah, sure. But listen that 698 00:52:01,159 --> 00:52:05,239 graphic in the background. What do you have those adult sex toys in the 699 00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:10,639 back? Is that are they in the movie? Are you talking to me? 700 00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:15,440 Wow? Okay, wow, I see are you talking to me? 701 00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:20,440 That said let's clap for let's worry about here. Let's clap for Switch and 702 00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:25,360 give him the hook. Okay, thank you Switch, and brevity is the 703 00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:30,320 soul of wit. I'm not ripping on Club, right, Okay, okay, 704 00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:35,320 all right, thank you Switch during the Seventh Planet. Okay, John 705 00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:38,239 akah. He made a living by being in all those movies. He's in 706 00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:40,599 lots of them. You know. He was married to Shirley Temple for a 707 00:52:40,639 --> 00:52:46,320 while. No way, really was he really? Yeah? Anyway, he 708 00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:51,880 dumped her. He dumped her, Yeah, she dumped him. So she's 709 00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:55,840 eight years old when they got married. What happened? I couldn't say. 710 00:52:57,119 --> 00:53:00,719 The funny thing is Lollipop when she grew up, she was an actress. 711 00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:04,199 When she was older, she was really attractive, you know, but she's 712 00:53:04,239 --> 00:53:07,960 always going to be that little kid. Anyway, let's go, why don't 713 00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:09,599 we do this? Why don't we take a commercial break now and regroup? 714 00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:14,960 And this is the Hollywood X Files, and that we're talking about movies that 715 00:53:15,039 --> 00:53:20,280 we'd be embarrassed to tell anyone that we'd like. And it's worked out fine 716 00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:25,119 because both Club and Switch have embarrassed themselves. Right, so we're on script. 717 00:53:27,679 --> 00:53:30,800 Wow, Okay, why don't we take the break now more than ever, 718 00:53:30,079 --> 00:53:35,800 and we'll be right back after this. You're listening to mcnaloney's Hollywood X 719 00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:38,639 Files here in the distance on the radio network. We'll be right back. 720 00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:46,559 Please stay tuned. British Secret Service. Hello money back heyo, definitely seven. 721 00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:51,280 How's your mission to steal the secret sex for me Liot from Doctornodo. 722 00:53:52,199 --> 00:53:55,480 It'll be going fine ship from the two Idiots headquarters ship with me Prema. 723 00:53:55,639 --> 00:53:59,639 I definitely a crump has just called us idiots if he did one one, 724 00:53:59,639 --> 00:54:01,880 he's a grateful punts. Nice car. Yeah, and you know what, 725 00:54:02,079 --> 00:54:06,440 No, it's my pa. But if you drive what am I I'll drive 726 00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:07,840 you shoot machine Joms, No way driving it to them now, just a 727 00:54:08,119 --> 00:54:13,840 license you I'm driving what I mean? Money, Penny well James. We 728 00:54:14,039 --> 00:54:16,079 have to get the stolen formal not to no no, because the big two 729 00:54:16,119 --> 00:54:19,920 for one say, I'm on it, money, I've got to hooted much 730 00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:23,079 shuffle these too, mush muff. I still have the red Mutton to be 731 00:54:23,119 --> 00:54:29,800 dog, James, not the red Putton camera. 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Welcome back, everyone to Macloney's Hollywood Exiles. 750 00:56:30,039 --> 00:56:31,480 Here in the distance under you didn't know this is macloney. Wow. 751 00:56:31,519 --> 00:56:37,880 What show we are in the middle of at the moment, hollyweird and the 752 00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:44,119 whole cast is with us. The start with number one in the totem fall 753 00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:49,199 Girls. He's here, very famous one one Wonnie. Hello girls, Hello 754 00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:52,079 ladies and gentlemen, all ships at sea, Welcome back to the show. 755 00:56:52,119 --> 00:56:54,679 It's been fun so far and it's going to get funner funner. Okay, 756 00:56:54,920 --> 00:57:01,559 thank you, Monie. Also with us pouting is our international correspondent switch Flood 757 00:57:01,599 --> 00:57:06,199 Stephen Wood because I mistook the rocket chips in his background for sex toys. 758 00:57:06,679 --> 00:57:12,280 Switchy okay recovered. I'm fine. I'm just too flushy short of a well 759 00:57:12,639 --> 00:57:17,519 of a full bowl. Hang on, Wow weee okay, thank you Switchy. 760 00:57:17,599 --> 00:57:20,960 Everything's good. Listen. Let me ask you real quick right now. 761 00:57:21,039 --> 00:57:22,320 Did you have a good breakfast? Don't tell me what it was. Is 762 00:57:22,679 --> 00:57:29,280 it worth the tease? It's it's better than salmon and worse than others. 763 00:57:29,519 --> 00:57:32,400 Wow, that tells me everything all right, hang on. Also with us, 764 00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:36,440 oh, in the studio with us is al gash All Uncle Ale, 765 00:57:36,519 --> 00:57:39,599 the kitty's pal, al Ronaldough you are for mechanic. How you doing, 766 00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:47,039 I'm doing great, raccom four beers in feeling okay in four beers. Thank 767 00:57:47,039 --> 00:57:52,519 you all for joining us. Also with us is our international security chief, 768 00:57:52,119 --> 00:57:57,679 Willie club WILLI. Hey, Mac, it's great to be here tonight, 769 00:57:57,960 --> 00:58:01,360 and I really feel good about sort of living an incident there in the early 770 00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:06,119 days. You know, a wonderful movie that I was able to relate to 771 00:58:06,159 --> 00:58:08,119 you. Yeah, right, yeah, yeah, the thing about the guy 772 00:58:08,559 --> 00:58:12,039 eating and killing people. Okay, that's good. You're a club. I 773 00:58:12,079 --> 00:58:15,719 think you ought to give us the story of the corvet and the drive in 774 00:58:19,519 --> 00:58:21,840 what what What? What? For me to cut it out for the fifth 775 00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:24,679 time? He tell us what movie he's watching? Yeah, I want to 776 00:58:25,440 --> 00:58:29,119 how did you do in the back seat? That's desire under the dwarf from 777 00:58:29,119 --> 00:58:34,000 Maples? There you go? Wow, which he was there. Thank you 778 00:58:34,079 --> 00:58:37,400 Club for joining us. I want to call him Big Twinkie, but Big 779 00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:45,440 Twinkie just doesn't anyway. Uh. Also with us is a favorite good Witch 780 00:58:45,519 --> 00:58:50,159 up there in cybers You know. Yes, I always say to please save 781 00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:52,719 us, Raven. How are you tonight, Raven? Oh, my friends, 782 00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:54,840 I am doing good. Thank you so much for having me. She 783 00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:58,679 looks like the sexy camp counselor. And all I went to do is do 784 00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:02,599 ten TuS ships. Get down there and give me twenty. Give me twenty, 785 00:59:05,679 --> 00:59:09,880 go and identify that tree and the saplings and do it in slow motion. 786 00:59:10,679 --> 00:59:14,159 Wow, okay, everything, go with you, Raven. What happened 787 00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:16,559 he was screaming off of it? Was you were? You were your animals 788 00:59:16,639 --> 00:59:23,159 acting up? Well, my my foxhound Ruby was throwing a tantrum, and 789 00:59:23,239 --> 00:59:28,280 I'm pretty sure mister Raven just gave her a t r E A T. 790 00:59:28,519 --> 00:59:35,119 I can't say it out loud for animal owners. You make her behave Okay, 791 00:59:35,599 --> 00:59:37,880 I'm doing good. I have a song stuck in my head and I 792 00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:40,599 cannot get out of my head other than that, it's it's fine. What 793 00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:44,159 is it that's called an a worm? What does the song sing? It? 794 00:59:44,199 --> 00:59:46,760 For us? Please? It's called too Sweet. I've never heard it. 795 00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:52,119 It came up on my Pandora the other day. It's by Hosier. 796 00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:57,639 I don't know that. I've never heard them, and I heard this song 797 00:59:57,719 --> 01:00:01,800 and I love it? Is it Frank? He's great anyway, thank you 798 01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:07,559 for visiting. Had He had a big hit maybe ten years ago. The 799 01:00:07,639 --> 01:00:10,039 song was called take Me to Church, Take Me to Church, That's what 800 01:00:10,239 --> 01:00:14,440 mister Raven said. And I was like, I know that song and then 801 01:00:14,679 --> 01:00:17,360 I know nothing else. And I heard this is too sweet and it's so 802 01:00:17,639 --> 01:00:21,239 good I cannot get it up my hand. Is it French? Is it? 803 01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:24,039 Is it too sweet meaning to hurry? Or is it too sweet in 804 01:00:24,199 --> 01:00:29,320 English meaning too It's weird. It's it's in English, but it's like it's 805 01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:32,159 almost like he's mad at the person he's singing at. It's like, yo, 806 01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:40,480 too sweet. Okay, that sounds man, it sounds French. It's 807 01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:45,599 a good song. He did. Listen to it, that's like a happy 808 01:00:45,679 --> 01:00:49,360 song. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I'm sure we 809 01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:52,519 have a lot of listeners in France. But I gotta tell you, man, 810 01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:55,880 haven't hear a French rock and roll? No? No, you know 811 01:00:57,000 --> 01:01:00,639 why because it sucks, man, no matter what they tried to do it 812 01:01:00,679 --> 01:01:07,320 to it? Uh ah. It's like they just had the Eurovision Song Contest, 813 01:01:07,559 --> 01:01:13,920 Yeah, yes, finals last Saturday. Did a French person win it. 814 01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:19,920 No, of course, get this from the pop music hotbed of Switzerland. 815 01:01:20,599 --> 01:01:22,960 Real, is that right? Really? Name a song that you enjoyed. 816 01:01:23,039 --> 01:01:30,199 Name a band that you loved that came out of Switzerland that did no 817 01:01:30,559 --> 01:01:37,880 from Sweden? Close enough? Yeah? Huh yeah. In fact, Abba 818 01:01:37,119 --> 01:01:44,159 was a Eurovision winner really yeah yeah, first uh private entity in Sweden ever 819 01:01:44,239 --> 01:01:47,800 to make more than a billion dollars Abba. Think about that for a second. 820 01:01:49,119 --> 01:01:51,039 Yeah, and they're still making it, still make it. Yeah. 821 01:01:51,719 --> 01:01:55,760 They killed they've killed more people at the concerts in the who though, But 822 01:01:55,920 --> 01:02:00,280 that's true. They had a big combat clause and they killed like eight people 823 01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:04,480 in the crush. Anyway, So listen, I'm going to win to do 824 01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:07,440 Trevor Trevor, our buddy Trevor down there in Nia, Austin, Trevor, 825 01:02:07,480 --> 01:02:10,599 how you doing, Trevid? No name, I'm doing. I'm doing well 826 01:02:10,840 --> 01:02:15,199 today. Mac. How are you okay? All right? You're in the 827 01:02:15,280 --> 01:02:21,360 biz. You're in the video bizestca right I am? And uh well, 828 01:02:21,559 --> 01:02:23,920 I mean let me go into my latest project real quick. But I want 829 01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:28,679 to ask all of you. Did anybody watch the Tom Brady ro oh yeah 830 01:02:28,840 --> 01:02:32,039 oh yeah yeah yeah yeah, time watching it had a tough time really watching 831 01:02:32,159 --> 01:02:37,119 him be humiliated by the entire world. Yes, ye, yes, why 832 01:02:37,239 --> 01:02:39,360 did you like it? And not like it is that young movie? Yeah, 833 01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:43,480 that actually doesn't play into it. I just want to know if any 834 01:02:43,519 --> 01:02:50,800 of you notice During Nikki Glazer's part go Ahead, she talked about Gronkowski. 835 01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:53,360 She made a joke about Gronkowski. I believe it was Gronkowski, Gronkowski and 836 01:02:54,119 --> 01:03:00,519 a fleshlight. It came up with the really yeah, the first woman that 837 01:03:00,679 --> 01:03:06,880 was on yes, after that guy Ross, she was black. Yeah. 838 01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:12,920 You mean we're going to get a huge chest there that now that I was 839 01:03:13,039 --> 01:03:17,079 promoted to you know, marketing coordinator and celebrity outreach. Yes, I just 840 01:03:17,159 --> 01:03:22,440 wanted to let you know that I paid her one hundred and fifty thousand dollars 841 01:03:22,519 --> 01:03:28,840 for that plug cheap during the Tom Brady roast and sales went up. Yeah. 842 01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:34,039 Yeah, yeah, I mean requests for Gronkowski Gronkowski's flashlight when I don't 843 01:03:34,079 --> 01:03:37,519 know how we're going to do that, Okay, but uh, I have 844 01:03:37,559 --> 01:03:42,679 to work really close with the artist. Yeah, it was so nice of 845 01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:45,280 you there to give her like that and fifty k. I'm breaking in the 846 01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:50,000 money. Well, he said, my fame is going up, and you 847 01:03:50,079 --> 01:03:52,199 know I'm going to take you all with me. Really, okay, thank 848 01:03:52,239 --> 01:03:55,119 you. Yeah, It's not gonna be like Dylan and Limo. He said 849 01:03:55,239 --> 01:03:59,559 he had an unfortunate word that he says, I paid her a hundred thousand 850 01:03:59,559 --> 01:04:01,239 dollars for the plug. You don't really mean the plug. You mean like 851 01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:03,960 I was gonna ask what what kind of plug? Was it a kind of 852 01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:08,079 plug? Was it the B plug? Or was it a flushlight? Which 853 01:04:08,199 --> 01:04:14,679 end was it going? Anyway? Thank you out you guys took it somewhere. 854 01:04:15,559 --> 01:04:19,559 Yeah, yeah, yeah, hey, you know you pitched together somewhere 855 01:04:19,639 --> 01:04:23,639 or it shouldn't have gone okay, so funny. So anyway, well, 856 01:04:23,679 --> 01:04:27,199 thanks you for joining us trouble. We appreciate it. So you don't throw 857 01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:30,679 it to Wannie, right wan, Now the Tonight Show, the Hollywood Show. 858 01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:34,239 Do you have a movie? You probably have like twenty of the movie 859 01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:40,199 that you affected you that you would like, that you like that you're embarrassed 860 01:04:40,440 --> 01:04:43,039 to tell the rest. I probably thought I was going to dive right into 861 01:04:43,119 --> 01:04:45,639 DOWNTOWNABB because they talk about the show all the time. I hope not my 862 01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:53,159 first love. In terms of TV TV series, that seemed to last forever. 863 01:04:53,199 --> 01:04:56,320 In fact, they just announced it making a third movie. Really we 864 01:04:56,480 --> 01:04:59,639 need that, like a third movie. They're gonna start filming it, Nick 865 01:05:00,159 --> 01:05:03,760 next month. Did you like the movies? I did not as much as 866 01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:10,760 the series. The movies were pretty good, but they weren't great. Cat, 867 01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:15,519 I disagree. I thought they were great. I'm surprised that that he 868 01:05:15,639 --> 01:05:18,920 came up with a great storylines. You know, even though we can I 869 01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:24,320 tell you can tell you what our audience is going through right now. This 870 01:05:24,519 --> 01:05:27,440 is what they're listening. They don't hear your words. They're hearing the crickets. 871 01:05:27,960 --> 01:05:31,000 No one hears about downtown Abbey. It's boring. It's boring. Here's 872 01:05:31,039 --> 01:05:36,800 the thing we're gonna We're gonna be visiting that place, uh Castle, you're 873 01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:42,679 a cult. Go ahead and in July, and I'm wondering, Gee, 874 01:05:42,760 --> 01:05:45,360 they just announced this movie being filmed. I'm wondering if that's going to interrupt 875 01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:49,840 our visit or they're gonna lily keep the visits around. Is Lily in the 876 01:05:49,920 --> 01:05:56,360 movies in the movie filming or see some sets or you know, I was 877 01:05:56,400 --> 01:05:59,960 gonna I a T. S. C. Union cards just in case, 878 01:06:00,280 --> 01:06:02,719 you know, bringing up the union again. Really, okay, is the 879 01:06:02,840 --> 01:06:09,559 train going to run and let me grip something the trains? Are the trains 880 01:06:09,599 --> 01:06:13,119 going to run and get you? There? Are you gonna that's that's an 881 01:06:13,159 --> 01:06:15,280 old union. I'm gonna have to buy that from you. That's gonna be 882 01:06:15,320 --> 01:06:20,519 our new tagline. Very good. So anyway, so listen to wanting. 883 01:06:20,639 --> 01:06:25,400 I just forget about Downtown Abbey. Just give us up. Here's here's the 884 01:06:25,559 --> 01:06:29,199 movie that you like. You're embarrassed to tell us. Let me cut to 885 01:06:29,280 --> 01:06:32,800 the chase you to give you the reason why I like it. Even though 886 01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:40,639 this movie is like, oh crapola glass movie is called it's based tell you 887 01:06:40,679 --> 01:06:43,800 what maybe you'll guess what it is. It's based on a on a book 888 01:06:44,320 --> 01:06:47,400 written by Jane Austen in eighteen thirteen. Oh wow, yeah, yeah, 889 01:06:47,480 --> 01:06:54,280 yeah, what the not the van the vampire? That's right? O man? 890 01:06:54,519 --> 01:06:57,480 Sorry, sorry, good night one one. Sorry, I have to 891 01:06:58,239 --> 01:07:03,280 some zombies with the zombies on with the library because I couldn't get into that 892 01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:06,960 one. I love the original Okay, well, okay, we all love 893 01:07:08,039 --> 01:07:11,199 the original. I mean I didn't. I didn't think I dig Jane Austin 894 01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:16,000 stories until I saw Pride and Prejudice a few things, But you talking about 895 01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:20,920 prejudice as an adult, I actually find them really compelling. I'll admit it. 896 01:07:21,239 --> 01:07:24,920 Really okay, I'm gonna have to throw both of you off. You're 897 01:07:24,960 --> 01:07:28,639 talking about well, Mac, I actually think there's a Jane Austin story out 898 01:07:28,679 --> 01:07:33,920 there that you would I I really do. Are you talking about, uh, 899 01:07:34,320 --> 01:07:38,360 you know, Pride and Prejudice with zombies? I just yeah, well, 900 01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:42,039 okay, that's cool, all right, all right, that's that's the 901 01:07:42,119 --> 01:07:45,320 movie that I don't go around boasting about how how much I enjoyed watching that 902 01:07:45,400 --> 01:07:50,360 movie, even though the movie was stupid. I mean, the storyline kind 903 01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:56,079 of parallel the real Pride and Prejudice story. Yes, the same characters have 904 01:07:56,159 --> 01:08:01,519 the same daughters. Charles Darance played the outher of the daughters and the primary 905 01:08:01,639 --> 01:08:06,760 daughter who I was always interested in, Elizabeth, Yes, is played by 906 01:08:06,960 --> 01:08:16,560 none other than wait for it, Lily James. Music right here underrated. 907 01:08:17,039 --> 01:08:26,520 Well you're gonna need one of those flashlights now coming in. Write that down. 908 01:08:28,199 --> 01:08:30,279 It's a good plug. The daughters have a lot of work to two 909 01:08:30,359 --> 01:08:35,079 hundred and fifty thousand for her. England is invaded by zombies left and right. 910 01:08:36,359 --> 01:08:40,800 Their household is no exception, every time there's a party at ball or 911 01:08:40,840 --> 01:08:46,560 whatever, zombies show up that hiding as normal people. And this guy, 912 01:08:46,920 --> 01:08:55,760 uh Darcy, who is the Zombie Killers, has a secret weapon on finding 913 01:08:56,199 --> 01:08:59,119 zombies. By the way, he has like this jar of flies, good 914 01:08:59,199 --> 01:09:05,239 name for a band. Opens it up and the flies will find a zombie 915 01:09:05,279 --> 01:09:10,960 because they'll go after dead flats. Oh yeah right, yeah, funny somebody, 916 01:09:12,279 --> 01:09:15,720 And then he'll do that zombie in himself. Well, there'll be secret 917 01:09:15,840 --> 01:09:20,920 zombies that are mingling with the real people during a ball or a festival or 918 01:09:20,960 --> 01:09:27,159 something. All of a sudden, one of the zombies will act up and 919 01:09:27,399 --> 01:09:30,119 turn into a zombie in front, right in your face. Yes, it's 920 01:09:30,159 --> 01:09:36,359 all in your face zombie stuff. And they're you know, killing people and 921 01:09:36,439 --> 01:09:41,159 eating other people and making them zombies. So here's the thing is, the 922 01:09:41,319 --> 01:09:49,199 daughters are all trained in Chinese martial arts who knews and they're fantastic at it. 923 01:09:49,800 --> 01:09:54,439 Well, the thing that I like about this movie is how they deploy 924 01:09:54,600 --> 01:10:00,920 the martial arts scenes and how they get involved in actually killing zombies. So 925 01:10:00,079 --> 01:10:03,279 so let me get this straight. You like the way and the Jane Austin 926 01:10:04,199 --> 01:10:09,039 movie about zombies. You like the way that the karate stuff was staged. 927 01:10:09,319 --> 01:10:11,960 That's right. It's a great parody. It's a great parody of the whole 928 01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:16,079 thing. It sounds okay. And the christ stuff you see the scenes of 929 01:10:16,159 --> 01:10:25,000 the girls pulling up their dresses and stuffing knives inside the okay bolsters attached to 930 01:10:25,079 --> 01:10:30,239 their thighs, was a lot of good camera angles there, nice okay, 931 01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:33,319 wow. And if I was on set doing those scenes, I'd be saying, 932 01:10:35,359 --> 01:10:39,359 now, let's do that over again, really more in slow motion. 933 01:10:39,520 --> 01:10:43,920 Let's give a grip look at hang on, let's say so Wannie, let 934 01:10:43,960 --> 01:10:47,880 me ask you. So they're all doing it, And and Lily James is 935 01:10:47,920 --> 01:10:54,039 no exception. She's like the queen Bee of the Zombie Killer Daughters, Lily 936 01:10:54,199 --> 01:10:59,800 James. Lily James is in the movie Jane Austen Zombies. Yeah, she's 937 01:10:59,840 --> 01:11:03,000 just why am I this out? Does she go uh? You know? 938 01:11:03,039 --> 01:11:06,640 Does she go top on? She goes one on one or one on ten 939 01:11:08,359 --> 01:11:13,800 with zombies like you wouldn't believe, with a sword or a knife. And 940 01:11:13,960 --> 01:11:19,119 at the same time, while she's killing multiple zombies with a switch and a 941 01:11:19,239 --> 01:11:25,039 sweep and a big bang boom, she's doing these cartwheels and stuff. So 942 01:11:25,119 --> 01:11:28,359 I'm saying, wow, huh, go to the credits. I want to 943 01:11:28,399 --> 01:11:31,920 know who the stunt chicks are. Yes, yes, because only one one. 944 01:11:32,319 --> 01:11:38,720 It's amazing. It's the Marshall stunts is really well done. I thought 945 01:11:38,800 --> 01:11:43,720 it's it's amazing. Okay, James, you know the period pieces like that 946 01:11:43,880 --> 01:11:49,279 they have cost their their clothing, cances. The bosom right, yes, 947 01:11:49,399 --> 01:11:54,560 okay, go ahead, that's in your face. The zombies killing is in 948 01:11:54,640 --> 01:11:57,840 your face. And also their bosoms are in your face. Really okay, 949 01:11:57,920 --> 01:12:00,800 win win. The reason I like this movie is I haven't kind of prurient 950 01:12:00,960 --> 01:12:06,359 interest and just watching it and then if the movie gets I'll fast forward to 951 01:12:06,439 --> 01:12:14,680 the next scene. They has some good fighting sequences it. Yeah, there's 952 01:12:14,720 --> 01:12:18,880 some good bosoms in this scene. So in fact, in fact, just 953 01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:24,960 the other day, somebody you don't there's a website. There's a YouTube site 954 01:12:25,520 --> 01:12:28,920 where they take movies and condense them and like the best scene, oh yeah, 955 01:12:29,439 --> 01:12:31,640 called this is called I couldn't I couldn't believe it. It's called Best 956 01:12:31,720 --> 01:12:35,680 of Lily James. Oh yeah, okay, all right, you get the 957 01:12:35,760 --> 01:12:41,399 name of the guy who does this stuff. But he does the characters or 958 01:12:41,479 --> 01:12:46,840 movies Lily James and all this Lily James scenes are off right for that guy 959 01:12:46,920 --> 01:12:51,520 missed his skin right after another said this guy read my mind. I can't 960 01:12:51,520 --> 01:12:56,399 believe it is the guy missed his skin stat at all. That he used 961 01:12:56,399 --> 01:12:59,920 to compile celebrity, remember that jeans and stuff like that, and that's why 962 01:13:00,079 --> 01:13:02,800 he became famous scenes. So let me answer this Wani before we move on. 963 01:13:03,479 --> 01:13:06,800 So do you move on from this? You know? I have to 964 01:13:06,840 --> 01:13:11,800 ask you. The movie is riveting. I'm gonna I'm rivet down the sequences 965 01:13:11,920 --> 01:13:15,880 start happening. Do you like Do you like this movie better than the movie 966 01:13:15,920 --> 01:13:18,920 that you told us that you watched ten minutes of every day in the morning 967 01:13:20,960 --> 01:13:24,279 with a box of tissues. I guess I don't know what you know? 968 01:13:24,359 --> 01:13:29,119 What I mean the beginning sequence of Devilware's product, Yes, putting their clothes 969 01:13:29,159 --> 01:13:32,720 on. Yeah, that's another way. It's over and over and over again, 970 01:13:32,840 --> 01:13:36,760 Yes, all the time. I'll watch it to the end, watch 971 01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:42,800 the credits, and then watch the ten thousand dubbing characters. Hey, Trevor, 972 01:13:42,880 --> 01:13:46,840 there's your there's your flashlight product placement right there, and then watch it 973 01:13:46,920 --> 01:13:53,000 again for another minute or so. So it's in my continued watching list. 974 01:13:53,319 --> 01:13:56,760 Okay, yeah, we went in doubt, went in doubt with all the 975 01:13:56,880 --> 01:14:00,920 content that's out there, went in doubt. It's either define list product or 976 01:14:00,640 --> 01:14:05,640 I don't know. Yeah, yeah, okay, everybody's alas a great movie. 977 01:14:05,880 --> 01:14:12,439 Wow. The funny thing about him is Pride and Prejudice and zombies. 978 01:14:12,760 --> 01:14:15,039 Yep is the title of the movie. Came out in twenty sixteen. All 979 01:14:15,079 --> 01:14:19,319 they can see it bombed like crazy. Yeah, cost a twenty eight million 980 01:14:19,479 --> 01:14:24,560 to make and only made sixteen million. Listen, they were like changes of 981 01:14:24,640 --> 01:14:29,439 directors. You can be sure distribution. You can be sure that Lily James 982 01:14:29,520 --> 01:14:30,760 is in the middle of it. And she said to her agent, get 983 01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:36,520 me out of this. I'll take that Tam and Tommy movie. Because you're 984 01:14:36,520 --> 01:14:42,600 watching, you going what possessed her? Yeah, you do it to be 985 01:14:42,680 --> 01:14:45,600 fun. Every time one is he's telling this movie, you'll find most of 986 01:14:45,640 --> 01:14:48,560 the time you'll find out they just needed the check. Yeah, yeah, 987 01:14:48,640 --> 01:14:53,800 yeah, really, yeah, yeah, yeah, I wanted to check one 988 01:14:53,920 --> 01:14:55,880 is in it. While he's talking, the only thing I can see in 989 01:14:55,880 --> 01:14:58,000 the background, heyes, Hollywood up. All he can see is wood. 990 01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:03,199 You're trying to send us a message. Thank you one moment. We appreciate 991 01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:12,199 one one. Thank you. Let's clap. Ravens demand demanded. Who's left 992 01:15:12,439 --> 01:15:15,920 now, Trevor? You left you and me? I am okay, I'm 993 01:15:15,960 --> 01:15:19,000 gonna go. I'm gonna go first, and then I'm gonna leave it up 994 01:15:19,039 --> 01:15:21,479 to you. Okay, I'll go last, right, No, I thought 995 01:15:21,520 --> 01:15:25,920 you we didn't do mine? Oh? Really? Yeah, okay, I 996 01:15:26,199 --> 01:15:29,760 don't do mine either. Didn't what I thought? We just did the Seinfeld 997 01:15:29,840 --> 01:15:33,560 thing? No? Oh was that mine? I'm gonna throw to you. 998 01:15:33,680 --> 01:15:38,720 I'm gonna throw to you. Can't counselor. It's listen, all right, 999 01:15:39,399 --> 01:15:42,960 who mine? Is? It better be meat Balls three? With Sally? 1000 01:15:44,560 --> 01:15:47,600 It is? It is not? But okay, honestly, like, I'm 1001 01:15:47,640 --> 01:15:51,479 embarrassed about this movie, but I freaking love this movie so much. It's 1002 01:15:51,600 --> 01:16:00,319 Point Break from nineteen ninety one with Keanu Reeves. That's that is. We 1003 01:16:00,560 --> 01:16:06,039 show it in Boston almost every other week. Really, wow, it's become 1004 01:16:06,439 --> 01:16:11,840 this classic that that people don't laugh at like they used to. Yeah back 1005 01:16:11,920 --> 01:16:14,439 in when it came out, Like, oh yeah, when it came out, 1006 01:16:14,479 --> 01:16:16,880 it was ridiculous. But aren't they like cops? It's like, an't 1007 01:16:16,880 --> 01:16:20,199 they cops surfers the same way. It's now like beloved. I mean, 1008 01:16:20,319 --> 01:16:24,880 they literally show it here all the time and it'll sell out every time. 1009 01:16:25,279 --> 01:16:29,560 Listen. Let me just aren't they like cop surfers, the detectives on surfers 1010 01:16:29,720 --> 01:16:33,399 sometimes, Yeah, so he's what FBI and they have him become a surfer 1011 01:16:33,560 --> 01:16:38,720 with like the local surfing gang, the whole trait. I don't even remember 1012 01:16:38,760 --> 01:16:43,800 what it was. Can you put ten seconds up? Jesus Christ? Okay, 1013 01:16:44,199 --> 01:16:46,680 that's okay? Wake. Patrick Swayze is really good in it. He's 1014 01:16:49,159 --> 01:16:55,760 really, he said, and so really yeah, even though they say yeah, 1015 01:16:56,560 --> 01:16:59,479 all right, and then they have Gary Busey to like balance out the 1016 01:17:00,159 --> 01:17:02,600 Yeah, yeah he's insane. Yeah he's really. He was insane before he 1017 01:17:02,680 --> 01:17:09,239 got to the morn To cycle accident. Yeah, sost but yeah, that's 1018 01:17:09,319 --> 01:17:13,399 mine, that's my that's my guilty pleasure movie. Really that Yeah, okay, 1019 01:17:13,800 --> 01:17:16,560 that's all right. Did the pets watch it with you? They answer 1020 01:17:16,640 --> 01:17:19,159 that? Do they just well, yeah, like they watch everything with me. 1021 01:17:20,319 --> 01:17:24,199 Sometimes we have to close their eyes if things get too scary. Wow, 1022 01:17:25,239 --> 01:17:28,800 you know, and sometimes they you know, when mister even and I 1023 01:17:28,880 --> 01:17:31,800 are watching movies and we aren't paying attention. They'll take our credit card and 1024 01:17:31,840 --> 01:17:34,640 they'll order off of Chewi, and then all of a sudden we have like 1025 01:17:34,720 --> 01:17:39,800 boxes and I'm like, who ordered this? Like, you know, we 1026 01:17:39,920 --> 01:17:44,319 didn't need a box of you know, fourteen bags of greenies, and nobody 1027 01:17:44,359 --> 01:17:47,159 answers to it, so you know what they can get away with. I'm 1028 01:17:47,199 --> 01:17:51,039 going to do mine now, okay, because it's not And then now we'll 1029 01:17:51,079 --> 01:17:57,399 go to l and they'll go to Trevor okay for the punchline. I feel 1030 01:17:57,439 --> 01:18:00,119 embarrassed now to actually tell you this, but I'm thinking only switch you will 1031 01:18:00,199 --> 01:18:03,840 understand the movie I really like, and I'm embarrassed to tell you that has 1032 01:18:03,880 --> 01:18:06,079 such an effect on me, believe or not. It's a class is called 1033 01:18:06,359 --> 01:18:11,319 to Kill a Mockingbird, and I'll tell you why. It's for one scene. 1034 01:18:11,760 --> 01:18:15,640 I mean, it's a it's a very kind of classic Southern you know, 1035 01:18:15,720 --> 01:18:16,840 white guy trying to get a black eye off, you know, and 1036 01:18:17,199 --> 01:18:24,039 you know not you know, Chad Wrongley and so on. But if you 1037 01:18:24,199 --> 01:18:28,880 watch it, it's really about it's strange. It's really about having a guardian 1038 01:18:28,960 --> 01:18:31,560 angel. It's like really strange to put it that way, but it is. 1039 01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:36,119 And what's his name plays the Gudian Angel. What's his name? Bob? 1040 01:18:36,479 --> 01:18:44,279 Robert nothing, Nero, not right? He plays it and I don't 1041 01:18:44,279 --> 01:18:45,680 want to I've never seen it. You don't want to record for you. 1042 01:18:45,800 --> 01:18:49,960 But there's a scene in that and Switch. You'll know they're going through there's 1043 01:18:49,960 --> 01:18:55,159 this there's this girl in her and her brother and they're walking through a dockwoods, 1044 01:18:55,319 --> 01:18:58,000 right, and you know, something as bad as going to happen. 1045 01:18:58,439 --> 01:19:01,079 And the music they play is like exact same kind of music they play in 1046 01:19:01,119 --> 01:19:05,000 the Twilight Zone, that kind of music that's kind of like, oh man, 1047 01:19:05,079 --> 01:19:09,079 what's gonna happen? Now, what's gonna happen? And something horrible does 1048 01:19:09,199 --> 01:19:12,600 happen. But then this Guydian Angel comes out and kind of stays the day. 1049 01:19:12,640 --> 01:19:15,239 And the way they reveal who he is at the it's it's really really 1050 01:19:15,680 --> 01:19:18,760 I can't watch it in front of Lois because they get teared up watching it. 1051 01:19:18,960 --> 01:19:23,239 It's it's it's just it brings that out in you. And Robert de 1052 01:19:23,359 --> 01:19:27,760 Vau he says about four words in the movie and he's he's just great in 1053 01:19:27,880 --> 01:19:32,479 it. He's just great and sols regularly back Grigory pause anas Finch, great 1054 01:19:32,600 --> 01:19:38,680 character actors and the ones that played that, the kids Gem and Scout, 1055 01:19:40,079 --> 01:19:45,720 great actors, the documentaries with them growing up and reminiscing, and and Horton 1056 01:19:45,800 --> 01:19:50,920 Foot that did the award winning screenplay from the book. And the music you're 1057 01:19:50,920 --> 01:19:57,399 talking about. It's Elmer Burnsky really yeah, classic westerns and he even did 1058 01:19:57,680 --> 01:20:01,640 even did Meatballs. They really the score he needed the cheat music. Yeah, 1059 01:20:01,720 --> 01:20:05,640 it was a great and a side going on Meatballs. They couldn't afford 1060 01:20:05,720 --> 01:20:09,640 his normal feet, so they said, hey, Elmer, if we give 1061 01:20:09,680 --> 01:20:13,319 you a cut of this school, He said sure, yes, up to 1062 01:20:13,439 --> 01:20:15,800 the point where they did the commentary on the DVD. That was the best 1063 01:20:15,880 --> 01:20:19,159 deal he ever made. Yeah, yeah, I did so well. It's 1064 01:20:19,199 --> 01:20:23,399 like Jeudge Lucas's secretary. He said to her, listen, this might be 1065 01:20:23,479 --> 01:20:26,239 a hit, so I'm going to give you like one point and she goes, 1066 01:20:26,279 --> 01:20:29,319 oh, thank you, it's secretary, and she's like worth about eighty 1067 01:20:29,359 --> 01:20:31,600 million dollars now, you know, one point. But anyway, Yeah, 1068 01:20:31,640 --> 01:20:34,600 it's a great movie to kill him mocking, very great music and everything. 1069 01:20:35,039 --> 01:20:38,760 It's two or three hours long, but it's really worth it. Really, 1070 01:20:38,920 --> 01:20:42,920 just a classic movie that will just bring it out in you you know, 1071 01:20:43,199 --> 01:20:45,920 and just the yeah, and it's like to me to call him mockingbird is 1072 01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:49,960 like that's up there with like The Elephant Man for me where it's really hard 1073 01:20:50,039 --> 01:20:54,399 to watch because I just cried through like the whole thing. Yeah, yeah, 1074 01:20:54,560 --> 01:20:57,800 and it's kind of like a one and done almost yep. But it's 1075 01:20:58,039 --> 01:21:03,920 so so good movie. And the music, like I can see the beginning 1076 01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:08,880 where Scout is like drawing and there's like the little cigar Box Marvels, Like 1077 01:21:08,960 --> 01:21:11,800 I can see it, I can hear the music. If you haven't watched 1078 01:21:11,840 --> 01:21:17,399 it, you got to watch it. She's coming while she's drawing. You 1079 01:21:17,520 --> 01:21:20,960 mentioned The Elephant Man when the first time I saw that, Buddy mine and 1080 01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:26,439 I saw it and we walked out of the theater and everybody was definitely quiet. 1081 01:21:29,399 --> 01:21:32,199 Nobody was talking to each other. They just walked out quietly. David 1082 01:21:32,479 --> 01:21:36,600 David Wins directed that movie, but more importantly, mel Brooks produced it. 1083 01:21:38,199 --> 01:21:42,520 And I just read David Winter's auto biography, he said. Mel Brooks, 1084 01:21:43,520 --> 01:21:47,039 I defended that film, fought for the film, made sure that David got 1085 01:21:47,079 --> 01:21:55,439 to make the movie that I'm talking about. Mel Anxiety Frankenstein Brooks history of 1086 01:21:55,479 --> 01:21:59,199 the World pop one an artists. If he was going to support an artist, 1087 01:21:59,279 --> 01:22:00,439 he was going to suppor worked them all the way. That's good. 1088 01:22:00,520 --> 01:22:03,039 Yeah, yeah, no idea. He produced that. Yeah, that's how 1089 01:22:03,119 --> 01:22:06,239 My Elephant Man got made. It was all mel Brooks. Good for him, 1090 01:22:06,680 --> 01:22:11,399 said he he couldn't do it himself. So it shows David Lynch to, 1091 01:22:11,680 --> 01:22:14,479 uh, yeah, you have to have the kind of sensibilities to do 1092 01:22:14,640 --> 01:22:17,000 that film. We see the History of the World prop one, right, 1093 01:22:17,600 --> 01:22:23,319 he's he's admitted that everyone was like smoking weed on that movie. So and 1094 01:22:24,039 --> 01:22:27,159 you can just tell. So it was. It was the time. So 1095 01:22:27,319 --> 01:22:30,520 at one point there's a scene where he's coming he's Moses and he's coming down 1096 01:22:30,560 --> 01:22:35,720 from the mountain and he has twenty commandments and on two tablets and he trips 1097 01:22:35,760 --> 01:22:42,479 and one of them falls and breaks and he just goes, eh, of 1098 01:22:42,560 --> 01:22:45,960 course it was I think I give you the fifteen command Yeah, right, 1099 01:22:45,079 --> 01:22:51,960 yeah, I give you the funny guy man, really authentically funny guy. 1100 01:22:53,520 --> 01:22:56,800 You know those guys come back. What Let me ask you a quick question 1101 01:22:56,840 --> 01:23:00,439 about to killamuckingbird. I swear this is reweighted. Have you ever seen the 1102 01:23:00,520 --> 01:23:03,359 film or do you like the movie? Almost famous the rock and roll No 1103 01:23:03,680 --> 01:23:06,279 no, I hate that movie. A terrible movie. Terrible movie. The 1104 01:23:06,359 --> 01:23:12,560 guy is married to Nancy Wilson, which strike one first, that's a stupid 1105 01:23:12,600 --> 01:23:16,640 movie. I'll tell you why. At the end of it, it sucks. 1106 01:23:16,800 --> 01:23:19,119 Listen. At the end of it, they're running. They ran a 1107 01:23:19,199 --> 01:23:24,520 plane that's supposed to be crashing. Correct. Yeah, So all the problems, 1108 01:23:24,640 --> 01:23:27,880 all the stuff that we've gone through with this kid on the band, 1109 01:23:28,199 --> 01:23:30,560 on the on tour, the band, they all have to say, like 1110 01:23:30,840 --> 01:23:32,239 the guy says to his wife, I love you, you know, the 1111 01:23:32,880 --> 01:23:35,600 backup singer says to the drummer, I love you. And they're all making 1112 01:23:35,640 --> 01:23:41,920 the piece while this thing is going down, and then it's yeah something, 1113 01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:43,760 yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, and then all of a sudden it pulls 1114 01:23:43,800 --> 01:23:46,279 out of its dive. It's not funny, it's it's not good scriptwriting. 1115 01:23:46,680 --> 01:23:49,279 It's not it's just I hated it. I hate it. Well, now 1116 01:23:49,399 --> 01:23:54,680 now I'm going to give you another reason to hate it because the the opening 1117 01:23:54,840 --> 01:24:00,880 credits and the director confirmed this are done in the exact style from To Kill 1118 01:24:00,920 --> 01:24:04,600 a Mockingbird. The person with the pencil writing out the credit really specifically said, 1119 01:24:04,840 --> 01:24:09,760 I'm stealing this from toy stole that to credits the exact same way. 1120 01:24:09,920 --> 01:24:12,760 I just don't like it. It's just like it's almost like a bad TV 1121 01:24:12,960 --> 01:24:15,600 movie. I'm sorry. That could have been a funny Love That movie could 1122 01:24:15,640 --> 01:24:18,399 have been a good movie. However, I like that that beginning credits, 1123 01:24:18,399 --> 01:24:23,439 a part where he's writing it and then he was misspellings and the erasist something. 1124 01:24:23,560 --> 01:24:29,159 I thought the thing was perfect from Love That music. The music fit 1125 01:24:29,359 --> 01:24:32,439 just right, Nancy Wilson's original compositions fit just right with the band is in 1126 01:24:32,560 --> 01:24:41,159 it and the the the whole thing about all the bus singing, and you 1127 01:24:41,239 --> 01:24:43,920 really think it's like that, Why don't they show the singing over and over 1128 01:24:43,960 --> 01:24:46,079 again? Show the real thing? Show movies went in doubt. I watched 1129 01:24:46,079 --> 01:24:50,600 Almost Famous. Yeah, god, it's it's it's cocin hook is and money 1130 01:24:50,640 --> 01:24:54,119 out the window. I mean, that's what the real tour is like, 1131 01:24:54,399 --> 01:24:58,680 That's what it's all about. So listen, let me tell talk about that. 1132 01:24:58,720 --> 01:25:02,560 Let me turn into al all claims he hasn't Gonness' movie yet. Is 1133 01:25:02,600 --> 01:25:05,359 it to Kill a mocking Bird by anything? You know it isn't. Okay, 1134 01:25:05,800 --> 01:25:12,039 But before we progress, I have to admit a I screwed up and 1135 01:25:12,119 --> 01:25:14,840 I don't have the start time of this segment. Oh my god. Okay, 1136 01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:17,640 all right, that's I'm hoping one one because he usually I thought it 1137 01:25:17,760 --> 01:25:21,760 was one thirty two. Okay, I'll holy cow, okay, all right, 1138 01:25:23,840 --> 01:25:26,560 Okay, I spaced real hard. Now that's inside. That's all right, 1139 01:25:27,359 --> 01:25:30,000 go ahead. Okay. So I have a few movies that I really 1140 01:25:30,199 --> 01:25:35,760 it's going to one would be very had in effect, but it would not 1141 01:25:35,920 --> 01:25:40,640 be something I would admit in general. And the first one I'm sure is 1142 01:25:40,680 --> 01:25:45,119 gonna like and be very provocative is a clockwork orange Oh wow, you know? 1143 01:25:45,159 --> 01:25:49,479 Okay, yeah, yeah, it was. The movie was banned. 1144 01:25:50,039 --> 01:25:53,279 It was banned in a lot. It was an X randed movie. It 1145 01:25:53,399 --> 01:25:57,079 was it was it was what's his Name's first movie after two thousand and one, 1146 01:25:57,159 --> 01:26:00,560 and now I was like that what's his name Danny in the Cuba. 1147 01:26:00,319 --> 01:26:03,079 It was just everyone thought it was going to be wow wee. And I 1148 01:26:03,159 --> 01:26:06,880 went to go see that and talk about losing your date and the club was 1149 01:26:06,920 --> 01:26:12,039 saying losing I brought this girl to that and she never spoke to me, 1150 01:26:12,079 --> 01:26:14,439 and then I dropped her. Rob of that. I have to talk there, 1151 01:26:15,000 --> 01:26:19,560 and when you look at it, it promoted super violence. That was 1152 01:26:19,600 --> 01:26:24,880 the ultra violence. Yeah, l it wasn't really that violent, but when 1153 01:26:24,960 --> 01:26:28,000 they had the scenes, they were really kind of sad for the day, 1154 01:26:28,239 --> 01:26:30,680 you know. I mean, by today's standards, it's fairly tame right back, 1155 01:26:30,760 --> 01:26:34,119 but by then it was. Back then it was holy actually, And 1156 01:26:34,680 --> 01:26:38,960 I got to say, you know, the the science behind it about what 1157 01:26:39,039 --> 01:26:43,560 they did to him to cure him was what I was. I was like 1158 01:26:43,640 --> 01:26:45,000 really amazed. I mean the violence part, yeah, I get it, 1159 01:26:45,039 --> 01:26:50,600 and the silly futuristic look, you know, with the milk bars and you 1160 01:26:50,840 --> 01:26:56,640 and all this stuff. You know, it didn't age well. But what 1161 01:26:56,840 --> 01:27:00,960 they did to him to make him not violent right and ended up with him 1162 01:27:00,600 --> 01:27:03,920 was really kind of amazing. Yeah. I should watch that again. I 1163 01:27:04,800 --> 01:27:08,079 have it on DVD if you want to watch it. I don't think i've 1164 01:27:08,079 --> 01:27:12,479 seen it that horrible night with what's your name out? But now, so 1165 01:27:12,600 --> 01:27:15,520 there was that which I find a lot of people would be like WHOA either 1166 01:27:15,640 --> 01:27:18,880 didn't never saw it or would want no part of it. And the other 1167 01:27:18,920 --> 01:27:23,720 one I found in special rendition of singing in the Rain, Yes exactly, 1168 01:27:24,279 --> 01:27:30,720 with the fleshlight. You know, yeah, well another plug ahead, another 1169 01:27:30,800 --> 01:27:33,680 plug's one right, and well, I mean I could go through a bunch. 1170 01:27:33,800 --> 01:27:43,960 But I found the movie Goodfellas to be exceedingly funny. And I have 1171 01:27:44,119 --> 01:27:48,239 to say it's it's an ethnic thing, I think, because there's a scene 1172 01:27:48,239 --> 01:27:51,560 where they walk they walk into the bar and they start saying, he is 1173 01:27:51,640 --> 01:27:57,000 so and so and so with the big nose, and I swear to God 1174 01:27:57,159 --> 01:28:01,920 is like walking in on my family because I have I have aunts and uncles 1175 01:28:02,439 --> 01:28:06,920 that I don't know their names because they had nicknames. And you know, 1176 01:28:08,239 --> 01:28:11,000 you know, I had an uncle Blondie. What the hell do I know? 1177 01:28:11,680 --> 01:28:14,760 You know, my daddy read who the hell is Daddy? Like a 1178 01:28:15,039 --> 01:28:18,920 tiny teen or in love stain. No, there was Auntiana's one was old 1179 01:28:18,960 --> 01:28:23,439 Auntiana. It was fat Auntienna. And and again this is you know, 1180 01:28:25,880 --> 01:28:30,640 my father's My father's family had ten children, and you know, he was 1181 01:28:30,760 --> 01:28:35,359 first generation Italian in his country, and his parents came here on their honeymoon 1182 01:28:35,439 --> 01:28:39,600 and lived in the North End of Boston. Never spoke a word of English 1183 01:28:40,760 --> 01:28:44,039 in forty fifty years because they never had to, because I never left the 1184 01:28:44,079 --> 01:28:50,079 neighborhood. And uh, you know they whenever they started watching that. And 1185 01:28:50,319 --> 01:28:54,640 my wife is sitting there with me and I'm laughing because I'm like, this 1186 01:28:55,079 --> 01:28:59,680 is classic murdering people seven the guy's head in the oven and stuff, the 1187 01:29:00,119 --> 01:29:04,359 people with peck axe stuff. Joe Pesci was very fun. But I'm gonna 1188 01:29:04,359 --> 01:29:08,199 say thought it was it was my family. Good Fellaws is a good movie. 1189 01:29:09,079 --> 01:29:12,840 Martin Scosse. I think one of the big things he makes a mistaken 1190 01:29:13,079 --> 01:29:17,079 is it's the wrong music. Those guys aren't listening to Gimme Shelter by the 1191 01:29:17,199 --> 01:29:20,199 Rolling Stones and stuff when they go into their ba He just wanted to be 1192 01:29:20,279 --> 01:29:24,079 friends with the Stone, so he put their songs in that. Those guys 1193 01:29:24,119 --> 01:29:26,960 are listening to Sinatra and stuff, you know what I mean, They're not 1194 01:29:27,159 --> 01:29:30,079 listening to you know, po call harm and stuff. But it's a great 1195 01:29:30,159 --> 01:29:34,960 movie because one of the great scenes is ray Leoda. He has to move 1196 01:29:35,000 --> 01:29:39,680 a bunch of coke like to Toronto, but at the same time he has 1197 01:29:39,720 --> 01:29:43,720 to make the spaghetti sauce for his family. So he's doing this and a 1198 01:29:43,800 --> 01:29:47,399 helicopters chasing them, and it's it's it's so well done, just so so 1199 01:29:47,640 --> 01:29:53,920 so really good, very good. Mountain. Scosse's last big movie, Casino, 1200 01:29:54,119 --> 01:29:58,239 was actually actually really good. After that he lost his wife. Thank 1201 01:29:58,279 --> 01:30:01,560 you, didn't like Shina Light. The great part of that movie was they 1202 01:30:01,920 --> 01:30:09,760 try to build Clinton in Hillary Clinton and Hillary's mother and they shake hands, 1203 01:30:09,840 --> 01:30:11,800 how are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? 1204 01:30:12,119 --> 01:30:15,319 They each got one hundred and twenty thousand bucks to shake hands and had 1205 01:30:15,359 --> 01:30:20,560 the picture right. Oh yeah, absolutely those kids in somebody got food for 1206 01:30:20,720 --> 01:30:25,359 peace. This is what you don't want the money anyway, And then I 1207 01:30:25,399 --> 01:30:28,479 think Keith Richards walks by, he goes, I'm bushed. What happened? 1208 01:30:28,520 --> 01:30:32,920 I'm boys tried exactly, I'm bushed. Funny. So, anyway, who's 1209 01:30:33,039 --> 01:30:38,760 left, Trevor. This'd be a good one, trev is it? I'm 1210 01:30:38,840 --> 01:30:45,840 curious? Yellow or something really good? So? Uh, you know, 1211 01:30:46,239 --> 01:30:50,319 I'm the one that loves, you know, pretentious movies, foreign films, 1212 01:30:50,720 --> 01:30:56,119 heart films, stuff like that. I love Goodfellas, you know, I 1213 01:30:56,199 --> 01:31:00,680 love everything. I see everything. But there's this movie from nineteen ninety seven 1214 01:31:00,560 --> 01:31:08,680 directed by this very well known in China Hong Kong filmmaker named Choi Harc Choi 1215 01:31:08,720 --> 01:31:12,640 Hot Choi Hark. In nineteen eighty four, he made a movie called Zoo 1216 01:31:12,720 --> 01:31:17,039 Warriors of Magic Mountain, and that's the movie that John Carpenter inspired him to 1217 01:31:17,079 --> 01:31:24,800 make Big Trouble in Little China, which I love that movie. Well, 1218 01:31:25,079 --> 01:31:30,520 eventually Hollywood came calling and they brought him over to America to make a movie 1219 01:31:31,560 --> 01:31:39,000 that, even though it sounds like a porn is not. It's called Double 1220 01:31:39,199 --> 01:31:47,359 Team and it stars Jean Claude Van Dams and Dennis Rodman. In his only 1221 01:31:47,600 --> 01:32:00,359 Hollywood film, there's the Sister arts from actually see There in the Bottom Corner 1222 01:32:00,680 --> 01:32:13,239 sponsored by Flashlight. Yeah. Cool, all right. I I pride myself 1223 01:32:13,319 --> 01:32:16,000 on, you know, knowing some stuff about film and you know, constantly 1224 01:32:16,279 --> 01:32:21,279 engaging and arguing about it. But I lose all credibility whenever I bring this 1225 01:32:25,119 --> 01:32:30,960 I love this film. I think it's so whacked out of its skull it 1226 01:32:31,399 --> 01:32:40,119 it makes no sense. It's absolutely ridiculous. Mickey Rourke is the VILLAINY is 1227 01:32:40,399 --> 01:32:47,600 coped to the guilt, is out of his mind. Is this pretty? 1228 01:32:47,720 --> 01:32:54,319 Uh? But it was a pre plastic surgery on Mickey because yes, because 1229 01:32:54,359 --> 01:32:59,720 that's the post had the boxer bit sad sad. At one point he was 1230 01:32:59,760 --> 01:33:02,039 asked, pretty good you know, yeah, pretty good on film. I 1231 01:33:02,760 --> 01:33:06,680 appreciate that he's on there doing something and doing the best he can. He 1232 01:33:06,800 --> 01:33:13,560 was in the pulp of Greenwich Village, right, jeez about gritty great I 1233 01:33:13,640 --> 01:33:15,840 mean, great actor, but he was. You know, he's really setting 1234 01:33:15,920 --> 01:33:21,079 to see what happened. Now listen, I'm gonna be I'm gonna be upset 1235 01:33:21,159 --> 01:33:26,159 to say that we have to take a commercial break now, Treva, if 1236 01:33:26,199 --> 01:33:28,880 you have any more, we're gonna get into it when you come back from 1237 01:33:28,880 --> 01:33:31,920 the commercial. Okay, all right, maybe you'll tell us your last name 1238 01:33:32,479 --> 01:33:36,119 selections too, right, just change both of them? Why not one one? 1239 01:33:36,199 --> 01:33:41,479 Why not one one? There's you go front and back done. Maybe 1240 01:33:41,479 --> 01:33:44,760 I'll make that my middle name Tanner one one Martin, I don't know. 1241 01:33:47,159 --> 01:33:51,079 Yeah, yeah, but the one mon will be with a w in a 1242 01:33:51,239 --> 01:33:58,840 w yes, like everyone thinks that one. Yeah. Why don't we do 1243 01:33:58,960 --> 01:34:02,640 this? Do you see as the CEO for Flashlight with Tanner one to one 1244 01:34:02,760 --> 01:34:10,079 Martin? Yes, it really is. Flashlight would be proud to have you, 1245 01:34:11,279 --> 01:34:15,920 very proud. Okay, now we really need a break right now. 1246 01:34:15,319 --> 01:34:17,560 Why don't we do this? Take a break when we write back. 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Join our mission at HFOT USA dot org. 1255 01:35:25,319 --> 01:35:29,439 Welcome back, and we went to Macaroniy's Hollywood Exiles here on the Distant Thunder 1256 01:35:29,560 --> 01:35:32,760 Radio network. This is McLarney. What a show we have for you tonight. 1257 01:35:34,000 --> 01:35:38,640 Let me just thank everyone, not thank everyone, but just reintroduce everyone 1258 01:35:39,199 --> 01:35:41,760 and thank them later. Girls, you know he's here. You can feel 1259 01:35:41,800 --> 01:35:46,359 his vibe. Everywhere smells like fish and chips. Is one one money? 1260 01:35:46,399 --> 01:35:49,439 How are you? Yeah? You can feel my vibe. I can EmPATH 1261 01:35:49,560 --> 01:35:55,520 everybody and uh, okay, what do you call it? Remote view to 1262 01:35:57,079 --> 01:36:01,840 that's next week We're going to try a remote view exercise with I want I 1263 01:36:01,920 --> 01:36:05,279 want to learn how to remote view. I want to learn how to remote 1264 01:36:05,359 --> 01:36:09,560 view to Suffolk Downs. You know what I'm talking about. Yeah, I 1265 01:36:10,000 --> 01:36:15,159 like to remote view Lily James, who wouldn't anyway. So Also, you 1266 01:36:15,239 --> 01:36:18,399 know what girl I like a lot too, is a Tanya Joy. Tanya 1267 01:36:18,560 --> 01:36:27,600 something on your tailor Joy? Yeah, Flavor also talk about gorgeous as our 1268 01:36:28,199 --> 01:36:31,279 international corresponding switch place, Steve Wood switchy. I great to be here. 1269 01:36:31,479 --> 01:36:35,600 We'll go to Mica. Okay, he looks good fronting those sex storys, 1270 01:36:35,640 --> 01:36:40,199 doesn't he look at Doesn't this very dynamic? I mean I feel like he's 1271 01:36:40,239 --> 01:36:43,600 trying to steal my spot here something I don't know. I feel threatened, 1272 01:36:45,960 --> 01:36:50,159 horn into my territory. Well, yeah, does someone here who can take 1273 01:36:50,199 --> 01:36:55,920 care of that. It's our international security chief, Willie Club Willie. Yeah. 1274 01:36:55,960 --> 01:36:58,239 I was going to say to you was kind of concerned about some of 1275 01:36:58,319 --> 01:37:00,880 those visions that he's got behind his head. Me too, Yeah, And 1276 01:37:01,039 --> 01:37:03,560 so I'm glad you picked him up on it. Okay, all right, 1277 01:37:03,840 --> 01:37:08,479 I would have had of, you know, make send him an email. 1278 01:37:08,560 --> 01:37:12,079 They say see something, We put it right, see something, say something. 1279 01:37:12,720 --> 01:37:15,800 Yeah, But I'm glad you took care of it. Okay, thank 1280 01:37:15,840 --> 01:37:20,279 you, Kluppy. Also with us is get Away Driver, Slash King of 1281 01:37:20,319 --> 01:37:26,560 the b Slash your Phoe mechanic. Well, Ronaldo, hell, how are 1282 01:37:26,560 --> 01:37:30,000 you? I'm doing great. I'm just I'd be a knight for you. 1283 01:37:30,159 --> 01:37:35,520 But you don't know waiting to start the car to get going, turn the 1284 01:37:35,560 --> 01:37:41,560 heat on and say ady degrees open the windows though. Anyway. Also with 1285 01:37:41,760 --> 01:37:47,680 us is our favorite group which up there and sideways camp counselor raven. Wow, 1286 01:37:48,000 --> 01:37:53,479 give me three pushups. No, I don't mean that, my friends. 1287 01:37:54,479 --> 01:37:58,840 You need a pair of sunglasses. Sunglasses to complete that. Look okay, 1288 01:37:59,640 --> 01:38:01,960 I can't see without my glass. That's okay, you don't need to 1289 01:38:02,000 --> 01:38:06,479 see us, so there you okay, all right, anyway, thank you 1290 01:38:06,560 --> 01:38:10,079 for joining us. Everything, okay we do. With the cats, they 1291 01:38:10,119 --> 01:38:14,960 were knocking stuff over earlier. I have one cat. I have two dogs. 1292 01:38:15,119 --> 01:38:17,000 Yeah, she was just in here, she was being devious and then 1293 01:38:17,039 --> 01:38:20,319 she left. Okay, you have two dogs? Who are you? Two 1294 01:38:20,439 --> 01:38:27,399 dogs? Scotch Soda right, Scotch and Soda is his middle name. And 1295 01:38:27,479 --> 01:38:30,800 then Ruby, Oh that's right. Okay, yeah, okay, all right, 1296 01:38:31,279 --> 01:38:36,319 it's just one big happy family. Correct. Sure, yeah, she's 1297 01:38:36,720 --> 01:38:41,239 the only person who has a woman cave. You know, I means to 1298 01:38:41,279 --> 01:38:44,359 have a man cave and then your chick cave? Are you and your chick 1299 01:38:44,399 --> 01:38:47,279 cave? We? I mean, I guess you could say that this is 1300 01:38:47,319 --> 01:38:51,560 my office. I mean, you know I wear the pants in this family? 1301 01:38:55,840 --> 01:39:00,640 Another show. Well, thank you for journey. Yes, also someone 1302 01:39:00,680 --> 01:39:03,119 else who wears the pants this family? Who am I going to say, 1303 01:39:04,600 --> 01:39:09,840 Trevor? Okay, saluting, I'm assuming you wear the pants in your family, 1304 01:39:09,960 --> 01:39:13,000 do you? Yeah? I mean I'm the only one with the pants. 1305 01:39:13,079 --> 01:39:15,840 Oh, that's okay, false, false to me. That's all right, 1306 01:39:15,079 --> 01:39:19,600 Okay, it's very uniform. Everything goes okay with you. That time 1307 01:39:19,760 --> 01:39:24,399 is going great, And thank you for having me back. I love being 1308 01:39:24,439 --> 01:39:28,039 on the show. And to any of our fan base, I would like 1309 01:39:28,159 --> 01:39:30,920 to reach out to me, you can email me at Tanner one one, 1310 01:39:31,119 --> 01:39:40,960 Martin at Fleshlight dot ed U ed flesh Light University this fall in Boston. 1311 01:39:42,359 --> 01:39:47,479 It's education. Can I be at the ribbon cutting ceremony? Absolutely? Okay? 1312 01:39:49,800 --> 01:39:54,079 Wow, huh listen that we have a few minutes and not a humans 1313 01:39:54,279 --> 01:39:59,479 in in thirty seconds. Just explain what A fleshlight is please, Chairman of 1314 01:39:59,520 --> 01:40:05,399 the boy. A flashlight is uh, it's yeah, yeah, yeah, 1315 01:40:05,399 --> 01:40:08,920 it's it's a machine. And what it is is it's kind of like a 1316 01:40:09,000 --> 01:40:15,680 flashlight, and on top of it is a like a rubber mold of uh 1317 01:40:15,319 --> 01:40:24,520 of your most favorite porn stars and some of them kind of vibrate. And 1318 01:40:24,680 --> 01:40:30,479 then there's you know, obviously an open an opening at the and that's where 1319 01:40:30,079 --> 01:40:40,439 you can insert your wan wan the night of your life. Yeah, okay, 1320 01:40:40,560 --> 01:40:46,520 okay? Is that battery a little bit east of that? A lot 1321 01:40:46,600 --> 01:40:50,039 of people get it really confused. Do you need batteries and you're plug in 1322 01:40:50,079 --> 01:40:57,239 them batteries? But you know, I imagine point they probably have internal batteries. 1323 01:40:57,279 --> 01:41:02,359 But let's hope that they don't use those like Chinese batteries that will like 1324 01:41:02,560 --> 01:41:08,159 explode fire at the wrong time. Yes, at the wrong time or the 1325 01:41:08,279 --> 01:41:14,239 right time. Talk about cortus interrupt us exactly like you read about with the 1326 01:41:14,359 --> 01:41:18,479 laugh. Well, okay, now, how do you clean that thing? 1327 01:41:20,399 --> 01:41:24,760 Two hours? Show clean it? Well, after you're done with it, 1328 01:41:24,840 --> 01:41:27,920 you got to do something. You need to pay up and then roll at 1329 01:41:28,000 --> 01:41:32,720 flashlight University. Okay, all right, Inquiring minds want to know, what 1330 01:41:32,800 --> 01:41:34,680 do you? What are you doing? When you're done with it? You 1331 01:41:34,760 --> 01:41:39,039 can't put it away? Usually hard to put it away. Wet what you 1332 01:41:39,479 --> 01:41:44,920 well? University tanner wan one wants that money. Baby. Come on, 1333 01:41:45,399 --> 01:41:49,039 this's gonna be like ten minutes, ten minutes of music. They'll be training, 1334 01:41:49,119 --> 01:41:53,880 involved in demonstrations. Don't know, Yes, okay, they'll call it 1335 01:41:54,159 --> 01:42:03,720 hands on training with Can I switch? Can I demonstrators? Can I pivot 1336 01:42:03,800 --> 01:42:09,119 to something a little less real? When you say pivot, you gotta add 1337 01:42:09,159 --> 01:42:15,640 the squeaky sneaker on parquet sound effect switch. I'm gonna throw it to you 1338 01:42:15,920 --> 01:42:18,359 and then dying moments of the show. Yes, what did you have for 1339 01:42:18,439 --> 01:42:24,000 breakfast today? Well, it was a morning that I realized I was having 1340 01:42:24,079 --> 01:42:27,359 a plumbing situation. Ah, that's right. So I decided I was going 1341 01:42:27,399 --> 01:42:30,000 to run out and get some very caustic acid to try and see if I 1342 01:42:30,039 --> 01:42:34,479 could fix things before I had to pay thousands of dollars. So I went 1343 01:42:34,520 --> 01:42:40,039 to McDonald's, got a sausage McMuffin with egg and a small black coffee. 1344 01:42:40,479 --> 01:42:45,359 I drove across the river to get some caustic acid. Okay, I thought 1345 01:42:45,600 --> 01:42:47,720 you couldn't pick that up at McDonald's. But that's good. You were in 1346 01:42:47,760 --> 01:42:51,680 a howry. You needed some kind of nutrition very quickly, so you went 1347 01:42:51,760 --> 01:42:57,399 to make e d's. Yep, okay, heard mcmuffins made of caustic acid. 1348 01:42:57,479 --> 01:43:00,359 That's what I was gonna say, is I thought, seems questionable, 1349 01:43:00,479 --> 01:43:06,439 but cleans the whole system out. Stop shopping well huh okay, switching. 1350 01:43:06,840 --> 01:43:15,399 So did you tip them McDonald McDonald's. Wow? Okay? Is it the 1351 01:43:15,479 --> 01:43:17,439 drive through? The driver? Okay? Yeah, you know you don't want 1352 01:43:17,479 --> 01:43:21,920 to throw them a buck, throw them the change nothing. Have you ever 1353 01:43:23,039 --> 01:43:27,520 been to a McDonald's. Yes, that was a McDonald's the other day getting 1354 01:43:27,520 --> 01:43:32,319 a twinkie. No, that's the last place you look. You went to 1355 01:43:32,439 --> 01:43:38,439 the wrong drive through, certainly if you got a twinkie. Yeah, only 1356 01:43:38,520 --> 01:43:42,880 twinkies and flashlights, that's right. Okay. That's a special place in New 1357 01:43:43,000 --> 01:43:45,399 Report where they have all the fast food places all within like the eighth of 1358 01:43:45,479 --> 01:43:50,439 a Yeah, take your pick. So anyway, thank you for thank you, 1359 01:43:50,560 --> 01:43:56,079 Switchy for that breakfast report. He usually sends me a picture. It's 1360 01:43:56,159 --> 01:43:59,199 like, you know, like a plate of food, like they can feed 1361 01:43:59,239 --> 01:44:03,479 eight and I'm sitting there nothing today. Nothing nothing. I knew he's gonna 1362 01:44:03,479 --> 01:44:08,560 tease us. I'm sitting there eating it's unsalted cracker right, well then salted 1363 01:44:08,600 --> 01:44:12,680 peanut butter on it and somebody else. Honey. Anyways, thank you switch. 1364 01:44:12,760 --> 01:44:15,039 Okay, time to put up the image. There, my friend, 1365 01:44:15,079 --> 01:44:18,399 there we go, the official, the official end of the show. I'm 1366 01:44:18,439 --> 01:44:20,600 going to thank you. Well, let me let's start up with Trevor. 1367 01:44:20,880 --> 01:44:24,560 Let's give me a hand in a round of the flies, him a round 1368 01:44:24,640 --> 01:44:31,319 flaws, you know what, because he's very open and honest. Thank you, 1369 01:44:31,399 --> 01:44:41,279 Trevor, great guest, great open meaning like emotionally and not yes anything. 1370 01:44:41,720 --> 01:44:44,600 Well I was I was referring to the last time you were on when 1371 01:44:44,640 --> 01:44:50,840 you went into detail about having digital sex in the movie. Then remember that, 1372 01:44:51,279 --> 01:44:56,279 Yeah, yeah, yeah, digit yeah, digital probing there was, 1373 01:44:57,199 --> 01:44:59,920 as we call it to make it scientific. Another good name for bam. 1374 01:45:00,079 --> 01:45:03,159 Thank you, treving happens you know, well, I don't know what the 1375 01:45:03,199 --> 01:45:06,520 it is you guys. Let me know the name of the place. Right. 1376 01:45:08,039 --> 01:45:11,079 As long as pee wee Herman's not there, we're cool. Yeah. 1377 01:45:11,479 --> 01:45:14,279 I really think that was more analog than digital. But thanks. There we 1378 01:45:14,359 --> 01:45:18,880 go. You set it up and switch the livers. It depends and what's 1379 01:45:19,279 --> 01:45:24,359 with the subpounch line? Thank you Trevor for you joining us. We appreciate 1380 01:45:25,000 --> 01:45:27,720 thank you for having me. I always love being here. You are all 1381 01:45:28,479 --> 01:45:30,319 just a great crew. Love the show. Thank you. We're all drunk 1382 01:45:30,319 --> 01:45:35,159 and island love having you. That's our club, Club, Thank you for 1383 01:45:35,279 --> 01:45:41,039 joining us. Club. Any arrest warrants tonight or no. We were right 1384 01:45:41,399 --> 01:45:45,640 on the press, really close to the edge. I'll tell you. I 1385 01:45:45,760 --> 01:45:49,560 found it very informative tonight. Okay, and uh right now I'm gonna go, 1386 01:45:49,680 --> 01:45:56,000 and I got to use my flashlight for a little while. But Club, 1387 01:45:56,039 --> 01:46:00,239 I gotta say thank you. I really can't wait to watch Violin Ship. 1388 01:46:00,800 --> 01:46:02,720 Yeah it's not so good. You enjoy it like I did, and 1389 01:46:03,039 --> 01:46:09,039 watch the sequels. You know, I'm watching two, three or four and 1390 01:46:09,199 --> 01:46:13,880 Raven. You know the only way to watch that movie is you need to 1391 01:46:13,960 --> 01:46:18,479 watch it while thinking of Club using his flash flash light and then wow, 1392 01:46:19,159 --> 01:46:25,720 I mean listen, there you go. There's not enough Jack obviously gonna happen. 1393 01:46:25,800 --> 01:46:30,279 Now. The movie is gonna scare you about the two scenes that I 1394 01:46:30,399 --> 01:46:32,720 couldn't talk about today, And I want you to give me some feedback. 1395 01:46:33,880 --> 01:46:40,159 Take notes. I was thinking, I'm usually really bad at picking that kind 1396 01:46:40,199 --> 01:46:45,680 of stuff up because again, nothing phazes me, so I miss it thinking 1397 01:46:45,800 --> 01:46:51,680 it's normal, and then you won't miss that. Okay, Well, thank 1398 01:46:51,720 --> 01:46:55,720 you, club, we appreciate it. Big Twinkie. You're not in lamed 1399 01:46:55,800 --> 01:46:59,720 with the your new code, you new nickname, Big Twinkie Club, Big 1400 01:46:59,760 --> 01:47:03,239 twin Yeah, okay, was that a jumbo Twinkie? It was just the 1401 01:47:03,479 --> 01:47:09,439 special effects. It's the special effects on my camera. I do that with 1402 01:47:09,479 --> 01:47:14,800 a lot of don't two hour show. Look, Thank you club for joining. 1403 01:47:14,840 --> 01:47:17,159 I appreciate it. Welcome, I thank you all right? Did I? 1404 01:47:17,279 --> 01:47:23,039 Oh? Sure? Okay, all right? Thanks? Is it's going 1405 01:47:23,119 --> 01:47:27,279 to be real? Wow, Raven, I'm sorry it's that time and night. 1406 01:47:27,319 --> 01:47:29,439 I'm trying to avoid it. I say good night to Switch, right, 1407 01:47:29,520 --> 01:47:32,000 Switched, I say ad night to you. You don't need to apologize. 1408 01:47:32,279 --> 01:47:34,119 Thank you so much for having me. This is so much fun. 1409 01:47:34,159 --> 01:47:38,479 I was apologizing and Switch, but that's okay, listen, thank you for 1410 01:47:40,039 --> 01:47:43,199 Raven. We appreciate it. Is there is there an animal that you want 1411 01:47:43,239 --> 01:47:45,840 to put on screen or we're just going to have a virgin night dare with 1412 01:47:45,920 --> 01:47:48,119 my cat is in front of me. But you know, she's laying on 1413 01:47:48,159 --> 01:47:53,359 the bed and it's really comfortable to pick her up. But if you can 1414 01:47:53,479 --> 01:47:58,399 just imagine a dilute torty, that's what she looks like. Lucy with an 1415 01:47:58,479 --> 01:48:02,359 eye and she has extra pause, so she's not extra pause, extra fingers. 1416 01:48:02,520 --> 01:48:10,720 Don't you know, don't you trouble the redheads? Oh my god, 1417 01:48:10,880 --> 01:48:14,560 I had a few. Well, she's a verse toy I've had. And 1418 01:48:15,000 --> 01:48:20,000 so she's sleeping. She's sleeping, so that so she's sleeping, so the 1419 01:48:20,079 --> 01:48:24,680 next waking state will be feed me and then goes back to sleeping. It's 1420 01:48:24,720 --> 01:48:27,720 a it's a it's a cycle, right, the vicious cycle. Well, 1421 01:48:28,000 --> 01:48:31,399 so she like has her food that that's just out all night. What she's 1422 01:48:31,439 --> 01:48:35,640 gonna do is probably around when I'm going to bed for a couple hours. 1423 01:48:35,680 --> 01:48:41,199 After that, she'll start bringing out all of her toys. She's obsessed with 1424 01:48:41,359 --> 01:48:45,479 plastic, so she's got like a lot of Like she'll take our gatorade bottle 1425 01:48:45,800 --> 01:48:48,479 caps and stuff. She'll bring all of those out at like two in the 1426 01:48:48,560 --> 01:48:55,720 morning, play with them rampantly and be so loud, and then she'll bring 1427 01:48:55,800 --> 01:48:58,239 them into bed with us, and like kind of whack them around and hit 1428 01:48:58,279 --> 01:49:01,199 our face with them. Wow, okay, play hockey with him. I 1429 01:49:01,279 --> 01:49:05,680 got three of those that are like almost twenty pounds each and they just man, 1430 01:49:05,720 --> 01:49:09,760 they woke me up a two o'clock this morning, and I wanted to 1431 01:49:09,920 --> 01:49:12,479 kill him. I hate to say, is there a flashlight? No joke? 1432 01:49:14,399 --> 01:49:15,680 Thank You's a lot of cats. Thank you, Raven. What were 1433 01:49:15,680 --> 01:49:18,800 you drinking tonight? What were you drinking tonight? Please tell the audience. 1434 01:49:19,399 --> 01:49:26,800 Oh so this is actually Jenesee came out with a new version of colsh It's 1435 01:49:27,039 --> 01:49:31,520 the mango and peach couls true for this year the first time. So it 1436 01:49:31,640 --> 01:49:35,239 basically looks the same as the other ones. As you can see, it's 1437 01:49:35,279 --> 01:49:39,960 like a little darker of a yellow and darker blue, and it's peach mango 1438 01:49:40,039 --> 01:49:45,720 and it's pretty good. I do prefer just the regular grapefruit, but this 1439 01:49:45,800 --> 01:49:47,560 one, this one is really good. Okay, all right, all right, 1440 01:49:48,680 --> 01:49:53,640 you're embarrassing your father. Yeah it is beer. Okay, is it 1441 01:49:53,760 --> 01:49:56,920 really long here that tastes like peaches and mango? Yeah? Yeah, I 1442 01:49:57,600 --> 01:50:02,279 don't know. I'm surprised, old school. Well it's doing the drub anyway. 1443 01:50:02,399 --> 01:50:04,880 Thank you, thank you, Thank you one one, Thank you one 1444 01:50:05,000 --> 01:50:09,199 one. You're welcome my pleasure. All right, we should talk on the 1445 01:50:09,239 --> 01:50:13,239 phone sometime. Okay, maybe tomorrow so I can still you in all right, 1446 01:50:14,479 --> 01:50:16,119 thank you, Wannie. Everything's good over there, right, you've already 1447 01:50:16,159 --> 01:50:19,880 reported everything. Good? What everyone? I had some toad in the hall 1448 01:50:20,039 --> 01:50:27,720 and spotted dick. I don't usually admit that it's in public, especially when 1449 01:50:27,720 --> 01:50:32,880 I'm talking about movies that people might be offended at any spotted dick. They're 1450 01:50:32,880 --> 01:50:36,479 all out of spotted dick. There we go. Oh god, it's some 1451 01:50:36,640 --> 01:50:44,199 national emergence. When Baker I go to they are going to maybe name the 1452 01:50:44,319 --> 01:50:49,359 pastry after me. Spotted one spell what a w So listen that would be 1453 01:50:49,600 --> 01:50:56,800 really cool. Let me do the plugs real quick. Okay, first of 1454 01:50:56,800 --> 01:50:59,920 all, I should say we have to apologize to anyone listening to the show 1455 01:51:00,720 --> 01:51:05,000 that Apple Podcasts is just in. Also, Spotify has been dropping in commercials 1456 01:51:05,600 --> 01:51:10,239 kind of like no editing, nothing in the middle of stuff. We apologize. 1457 01:51:10,239 --> 01:51:12,720 The thing to do is just go to podbeam dot com. Look for 1458 01:51:12,880 --> 01:51:17,000 Macnalom podnan dot com. It's no ads, nothing, the same show. 1459 01:51:17,680 --> 01:51:21,199 But I do apologize to people who have been putting up with that. There's 1460 01:51:21,279 --> 01:51:28,279 ads for the University of Arizona. Is that askew? Really business? That's 1461 01:51:28,319 --> 01:51:32,319 a I guess anyway, So we apologize to that. Also, Homes Troops 1462 01:51:32,359 --> 01:51:38,439 Almost Our Troops is an organization that raises money for veterans who were hurt in 1463 01:51:38,560 --> 01:51:42,640 combat after nine to eleven. That's the Afghan War and the Iraqi War. 1464 01:51:42,800 --> 01:51:45,039 These are the people came home missing a limbit. What homest our troops do. 1465 01:51:45,199 --> 01:51:48,439 They build the house, really nice house that's adapted to their needes, 1466 01:51:48,520 --> 01:51:50,760 not a lot of stairs, low count of space, stuff like that. 1467 01:51:50,920 --> 01:51:55,319 And when the house is completed, they rip up the woods, They give 1468 01:51:55,359 --> 01:51:59,039 them the keys. They don't have to worry every month about making them payment, 1469 01:51:59,079 --> 01:52:01,359 and they go out and read during society. These are people gave a 1470 01:52:01,399 --> 01:52:04,800 lot for us. We should give a lot to them. That's Homes Our 1471 01:52:04,880 --> 01:52:09,800 Truths. Please go on Google see what they're about. Ninety cents of your 1472 01:52:10,000 --> 01:52:14,880 charity dollar goes right to our veterans. Great cause, great people. Also, 1473 01:52:15,039 --> 01:52:17,239 we want to remind everyone every week that John McCain was not a loser. 1474 01:52:17,359 --> 01:52:24,800 John McCain was someone who is a hero, a wounded veteran, someone 1475 01:52:24,840 --> 01:52:30,560 who He was in the Hanoi Hilton where they kept all the pilot prisoners of 1476 01:52:30,680 --> 01:52:33,840 war. He was the top guy eight years, and he refused to leave 1477 01:52:33,920 --> 01:52:36,640 until every one of them left before him. That's the kind of guy he 1478 01:52:36,880 --> 01:52:41,960 was. Okay, you don't make fun of people like that, you look 1479 01:52:42,079 --> 01:52:45,399 up to them. Okay, So I'll tell you here is next time. 1480 01:52:45,800 --> 01:52:48,000 This is Maclarney for the entire crew, saying be safe, be happy, 1481 01:52:48,159 --> 01:53:18,359 and bye bye. It's been so long since I've seen her face appray She's 1482 01:53:18,600 --> 01:53:31,119 to in fine. I still rick come our sad last day. How it 1483 01:53:31,359 --> 01:53:41,119 hurt so bad to see her cry. I didn't want to say a good 1484 01:53:45,079 --> 01:54:00,720 Send him my memories remade, send her my The cruises never came. Save 1485 01:54:00,199 --> 01:54:51,399 my same old world, same old lost in the sky. She needed so 1486 01:54:53,000 --> 01:55:05,680 much more than I could. We knew the love cannot picture, a broken 1487 01:55:05,800 --> 01:55:39,560 hearts can always man. I was hurt so bad to see her crime. 1488 01:55:42,359 --> 01:55:53,079 I didn't want to say good bye. Send him my love, my money's 1489 01:55:53,239 --> 01:57:18,640 remain, send him my love roses number, Send up Monel And Now the 1490 01:57:18,760 --> 01:57:24,239 further adventures of Al Ferrari, star of Max's latest best seller, How to 1491 01:57:24,319 --> 01:57:36,720 Dump a Body at Sea, and not get caught Mac maloney show, this 1492 01:57:36,920 --> 01:57:42,199 is lowish, Lois al Ferrari, Hi, Al, how's the book tour 1493 01:57:42,319 --> 01:57:45,640 going? Couldn't be better? Sweetheart? Now when I say max, new 1494 01:57:45,720 --> 01:57:47,880 book how to dump a body and see and not get caught at selling like 1495 01:57:47,960 --> 01:57:53,119 hotcakes, I mean with lots of taraban, lots of bacon, so practically 1496 01:57:53,319 --> 01:57:56,960 flying up the bestseller list. That's great, Al, but I'm not surprised. 1497 01:57:57,319 --> 01:58:00,640 People must be amazed when you tell them how you turned an old toyota 1498 01:58:00,880 --> 01:58:02,960 into a new rolls rice. Oh when I turned a lows a bunch of 1499 01:58:03,039 --> 01:58:06,640 quarters into a fortune and gold of bloom. Or when you had that ikey 1500 01:58:06,800 --> 01:58:12,119 job moving bodies. Oh, when I ate an ounce in hoteast and so 1501 01:58:12,359 --> 01:58:18,880 god, oh gosh, really Al, really, Lois? And he said, 1502 01:58:18,960 --> 01:58:23,000 hi, by the way, So the book is stilling great and people 1503 01:58:23,079 --> 01:58:26,920 love hearing about your adventures. It's all good, right, you said it, 1504 01:58:27,039 --> 01:58:30,439 sweetie, But wait a mint? Oh my gosh, Al, are 1505 01:58:30,520 --> 01:58:35,439 you out of gas? Yes? And vodka and you're stranded? Yes, 1506 01:58:35,600 --> 01:58:44,319 but wait here comes someone. Now maybe I can bum a rye Al, 1507 01:58:45,039 --> 01:58:48,720 Are you okay? I don't know the dargest thing just landed in front of 1508 01:58:48,800 --> 01:58:53,960 me, all bright light, flashing strokes. And wait a minute, three 1509 01:58:54,000 --> 01:58:57,319 little guys are climb me out of it. Maybe I should tell him I'm 1510 01:58:57,359 --> 01:59:01,039 a big fan of the Wizard of oz Al. Don't do that. Okay, 1511 01:59:01,239 --> 01:59:04,159 they're looking in the windows. Luckily I have them all rolled up. 1512 01:59:05,439 --> 01:59:10,479 Ow you're driving a convertible. Well, they seem to be very interested in 1513 01:59:10,640 --> 01:59:14,159 max new book. I got boxes of them in here. Hey, I 1514 01:59:14,239 --> 01:59:27,960 can have mac otto. He ow ow. Oh that's right friends. Max's 1515 01:59:28,039 --> 01:59:30,000 new book, How to Dump a body at Sea and not get caught. 1516 01:59:30,239 --> 01:59:34,960 The al Ferrari story is out of this world. So get yours on Amazon 1517 01:59:35,079 --> 01:59:38,880 today and don't forget to leave a review.