You're listening to the Paranormal UK Radio Network, the best in paranormal talk radio
in the UK and around the world. There are more than one hundred motion
pictures made in Hollywood every year. Ninety percent of them are bonds, but
ten percent are not. In film school. These movies are called blockbusters,
but there's a better term for how they're made. X Files. Join Mac
in the gang as they explore the dark secrets behind lights, camera action,
and the unexplainable success of no talent punks like Quentin Tarantino, all coming from
the weirdest place on Earth, Hollywood. This is Mac Maloney's Hollywood X Files
and now here's Mac. Good evening, everyone, Welcome to Macloney's milit tracks
on the show here on the Distance Under Radio Network. Your X files.
Oh shit, hang well, good evening everyone, Welcome to Mac Maloney's Hollywood
X Files here on the Distant Thunder Radio Network. This is Mac Maloney.
What a show we have for you tonight. First, let me introduce the
members of the Plosse Girls. You know he's here across the puddle. Get
your Kleenex, your wife, sit yourself down, stop fanning himself of course,
get your squeege in you, lou because the very famous are one.
One is here across the puddle wanting, Hey, Mac, how's it going?
Hey girls, Welcome to the show. Glad to be here, Glad
to be on the show. And as you know, I live for this.
Yes, I just can't wait every week. I wish who were doing
this every day. Someone emailed me and they asked, I guess they cred
an older show, and they asked, if you really did taste little nudes
when you're in college? Yes, I was tastefully nude when I was in
college. Okay, that's the that's the weird looking also is right? And
what party I went to? Oh? Really, did you get paid or
were you just tastefully nude? In the Navy quite often a part really yeah,
yeah, yeah, huh in the Navy when the weekend came around.
And uh, you know, you know they say when you're in the military,
you're in the military twenty four to seventh. Yes, Am, I
rights, it's richy, right, but I did try to keep my skives
on. I think maybe it doesn't doesn't say you're in the village people twenty
four to seven. That sometimes i'd lose my Skivvy, so I bought extra,
you know, three packs of food of the Looms, my favorite brand.
Really Okay, just in case I left any behind and you're so security
number would have been stenciled on those skivvies exactly, probably tracking down your your
bank accounts, social Security and my my military ID number. Those of us
not in the military. We're trying to get three packs of something else?
Too deep Anyway, I gotcha, I gotcha. Also with US is our
international correspondent switch place, Steve. What switchy? Great to be here.
Okay, let's to rumble about your appearance last week? What about my you
and Susan? You and Susan doing the time? Oh right, we painted
the town red red huh fortunately was already mostly red. You didn't have to
work that hot cool, very cool win win switch. Now, you didn't
ask me how I was doing well? How are you doing? But you
did not ask me Mac, I'm not doing good at all because my plumbing
is screwed up again time in the last two years with the hospital. You
know I could I could handle that. I could deal with that, and
you be fine. OKAYO, relax, no sweat, Okay, this is
a different kind of thing tell us in two sentences. Well, I just
isn't you know? I washed some clothes and that was it, wash wash,
sure, discharge the water, and wanted to back up in the basement.
Oh, the first time. The first time that happened. It was
an old pipe from the original house that broke. The second time the plumbers
put it in, they put it in wrong. The pipe broke the first
time. I'm hoping it's just a chrummy clog. You spend thousands more digging
up my yard the crumbing clogs. Yeah, good name for a band.
Listen, Switchy when you moved to West Virginia, Okay, didn't I sit
yourself, hit you down and say you kind only have to expect things that
you didn't expect before. Well, I was expecting to have an outhouse apparently,
so they fooled you. That could be arranged. It might be,
it might be a necessity. So yeah, exactly. Anyway, it will
be a necessity pretty soon. That voice you just heard was Uphie mechanic almana.
I should say uphone mechanics slash king leb slash getaway, drive out.
Well, Machelo, everyone, okay, you have fine Ali gosh, al
uh, I'm just keep it on. It's got to the point where we
walk in the thirsty moves them. The drinks are waiting for us just about
when we sit down. Yeah that's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's good. It's good. Anyway, did I walk on music that they
play when you walk in the door. Yes, it's by Guns and Roast.
I have a tiger. I have the tiger. There you go,
I hit the tiger. Walk this way anyway? Good flashback anyway? Yeah,
everything's okay. You and the bees, the bees, the thirty thousand
bees. You haven't killed them yet. No, they seem to be uh
doing their thing. I The biggest problem I have is they keep wanting to
use the top entrance on the hive, not the lower entrance you normally should
use. Okay, So we try to force them down into the hive to
get them to slap them around a little way. Yeah. Yeah, try
that and see how that works. Did you see in the paper the other
day there were fifteen million bees dumped on the side of the highway in Maine.
Truck a truck carrying I don't know how many thousands of hives of bees.
No, they were heading up to uh, to fertilize some some blueberry
fields up in Maine, Okay, And the guy get into an accident and
it tipped over and dumped him on the highway. Wow, there's a lot
of bees. Not to talk about bees too much, but did you would
have the Dodgers game about a week ago, they had a Dodgers I don't
know, Brews whatever they're playing, and it was a hive of bees right
over a plate on the netting. On the netting. So they bring the
guy in. He's got the bee costume he does. He has a vacuum.
He's vacuuming the bees. Took two hours when they started the game.
He threw out the first pitch. I saw the picture of him in the
cart and in a full suit, you know, and he's waving to the
crowd. He's down with the new celebrity. If he's lucky. He just
got three hundred and fifty bucks worth of bees for nothing and he got to
throw out the first pitch. Yeah, yeah, he's famous. You never
know when you're going to be famous. You got that, right, baby?
So anyway, all right, Alice here also Willie Club, our security
chief is here. Willie. How you doing you made a mistake on my
responsibilities. What do you mean you called me the security chief? Yeah,
oh, I'm sorry. Let's do it again. Take two also with us
is our international security chief, Willie Club Willie. How you doing, No,
Mac, It's great to be I'd like the additional responsibilities too. But
anyways, I'm looking forward tonight. I know there's a lot going on with
movies and stuff. I did want to I was listening to switch there,
and I want to give him some advice that a plumber gave me years ago
and save you a lot of money. Oh, always flushed twice? Really
yeah, the flushtwist thing, yeah, okay, because he's probably that's probably
where the problem initiated. And always keep a plunger there too, right by
inside. Oh, I got a plunger there. You have a plunge of
the pledger is on the on the scene. Okay, you'll probably too much
of the hooter's food the way, yes, okay, that binds you up,
and let's not get your mush into the week. Hang on, am
I I know. I just wanted to give you some free just advice.
I appreciate that every time I flushed the second time, sinking of club.
Okay, all right, all right, I know this guy right who he
had a appendectomy and they told him for the next six weeks he had I've
told the story before. He had to eat Rob Brand, put Rob Brand
in your orange juice, and you know the works, right. So after
two weeks he was fine, and they had like four pounds of brand left
in this big plastic bucket. So his wife, wanting to save the whales
not to throw the plastic away, threw all the brand down his kitchen sink.
All right, it went into the pipe. And what happens with brand
is the reason that brand helps you was that as soon as water hits it,
it expands crazy and bo you go it up. Sorry, picked up
his pipe from the kitchen, train out to the street to class some like
five thousand dollars man, because you know, the city had to come in
and put it in a new pipe. And wow, wait, saved the
wheales, baby wow. Anyway, speaking of that, Raven is with us,
a very good friend up there, and Raven, I can't say save
the wheel speaking of that, well, because no, no, no,
no about saving the whales. I didn't get the connection save in the whales.
He's off to night Raby nearly. Hello my friends, except for Mac,
thank you so much for having me. Wow. Speaking of a CF
we got Raven here. Wow, I had to bust on you. At
least he didn't say something about free Willie. Not yet. Man. I
heard a really upsetting podcast about like the actual whale that they got for that
and it was so like fickly sad I had to turn it off. I
couldn't need the listener the whole time. I mean for the movie yeah,
coda or I can't think of the name of the whale, but like the
actual whale that they got, and yeah, it was. It was really
bad. It didn't do well. Let's say that it wasn't a union whale
then, was it? No? No, I wasn't part of sag After
or anything that happens all the time. He had a bad experience. So,
Braven, how are you tonight? I am doing great. My cat
is here trying to take my pen to Okay, I think your little ghost
still look like the lower jar of King Kong. Ready to the value.
I was thinking of redoing my background, but I haven't made up made any
decisions yet. Okay, everyone should weigh in. Let me know even though
no one else will ever see it. I'll to hear our listeners' opinions.
Okay, all right, already we're getting suggestions some club, oh club,
you can't say that anyway, listen, how yes, hanging on with us
tonight as a good buddy, Trevor, Trevor, how are you tonight,
Trevor. He's saluting we're saluting you. Okay, I'm doing well. Thank
you for having me back. I love this podcast. I love this show.
Brilliant and okay, everybody, everybody's great. Now have you listened to
the edited show once it is broadcast? Have you ever done that? I
have been going back and I've been listening to the ones you're on, the
ones that you were on. I've listened to the first one, okay,
and I haven't listened to the second one yet because I'm so excited for it.
I'm actually waiting until peak excitement because I'm really so curious what you edited
out? What is that like Friday night at ten o'clock or something. Well,
look, it's okay, and if you don't mind the can laughter,
it's cool, bro. Anyway, So we're all here tonight that he introduce
everyone. Yeah, thanks, so this is a Hollywood ship. We have
a lot of fun with these and the listeners really like them. And tonight
we're going to talk about movies that you would be embarrassed to admit that you
liked. You know what I mean. It's kind of like it's a musical,
you know, equivalent of liking the Achies or something. Do you know
what I mean? That's too just the monkeys, Monkey Monkeys were a different
thing, Milli Vanilli, Yeah, stuff like that. So Hollywood. So
anyway, why don't we do this though? But that's what we're talking about
tonight. But Raven, you do have a top ten? Right I do.
I'm looking right at it. All Right, here we go. Why
don't we do the top ten? Now? I get it out way?
So what is it? I forget it already? You sent me top ten
reasons why Club and one one would make a great superhero team. Top ten
reasons why Club and one one would make a great superhero team? The other
dynamic though you're ready? I could see Club is already like it, straightening
out in his chair, getting ready for this. Okay, Well, whenever
you do the top ten, I get the pain, get a little pig
who's the sidekick and who's the let's see plus twice. Number six, Yeah,
plush twice, that's the tattoo. Okay, So anyway, let's stop
the music raving please. Top ten reasons why one wining club would be a
great superhero duo. All right. Number ten. They can take turns beating
the out of switchy. See there you go, right off the bat Win
win doesn't take much better. They beat on me than some poor staff just
you know, out for a you know, night scroll or something. Okay,
all right, pancakes interesting? Number nine? Please rave nine. They
can go to Walmart together and shop for matching cowls. Oh wow, okay,
hang on, then go get a monogramed hang on hang on number nine
okay, Number eight please right great. They can spend endless hours building a
super shrine dedicated to Raven. Right, can't you see them working by hand
on that? I hope they would have that in there like bat Cave,
you know the half of that? Yeah, coold too? Next please right?
Number seven. Their recipe for hedgehog twinkies cast role will be fawned over
by Gourmet magazine. Yeah, huh, tasty. First you have to remove
the spines. Oh, that's okay, that's details, man, I just
threw up in my mouth. That's okay, that's it's only ahead next please
right? Yeah? Number six, they can ask Leis Lane to be there.
Well Lois Lane, right, she'd be lowest lane no matter what we
do. Next please uh Nerve five. They can mix and match their tights.
You know then, I don't you know I would? You'll find that
well? Wow, okay, Nick's raven please all right. Number four they
can finally get to the bottom of the o J case just so, so
okay, next number three, When they're not fighting crime, they can get
side gigs at the tops Field fair tops Field. Only the locals will get
back. Yes, okay, probably the top Number two please number two.
They can end the global scourge of cats forever. Yes, yes, let's
get behind that now. I don't think one one would be on board.
He goes with the wind. It's okay, we're not worrying about okay,
are you ready? The number one reason club and one one would make a
great superher team. They can vanish back to the phantom zone until he stops
doing these Top ten, I agree that that would be a wow. Okay,
all right, A two everybody eighty two? Why don't we do this
when we come club? What do you have for dessert tonight? You know,
I have a bone to pick with you because I have been eaten two
freaking packs of Twinkies every weekend because I feel I deserve them, you know
what I mean. I have to fill the whole in my out with food,
and I'm on twinkies now. I'm because of you, and they're hot
defund As it turns out, they're very I have the lowest going everywhere looking
for these freaking Yes. Wow, that's a that's huge. What's that?
A double freaking twinkies? They say? And gentlemen club has a double pack
of twinkies and they look like to be jumbo sized? How they jumble pleasure
fund and I'm that I know you can have that much fun with twinkies.
Well, you know that was a good commercial back in the day. No
man should have the doublement twins on sometimes. Oh yeah, well really,
yeah there you go, yeah, double your pleasure, double your five.
They're probably about eighty years old. I'm all right, I'm not that's not
that's wrong, not that it's wrong. I have to google it. Why
don't we do this? Why don't we google it? And we'll take a
break real quick. Everyone googled the double month twins and we'll be right back
after this. You're listening to mcloney's Melter Axel Show here on the distance under
Radio Network. Please stay tuned. And now the further adventures of Al Ferrari,
star of max latest best seller, How to Dump a Body at Sea
and Not Get Caught mccloney show. This is Lowis lowis aer Hi? Al,
how's the book tour going? Couldn't be better? Sweetheart? Now when
I say Max's new book, how to Dump a Body and see it I
get caught? Is selling like hotcakes, I mean with lots of serravan lots
of bacon, so practically flying up the best seller list. That's great,
Al, but I'm not surprised. People must be amazed when you tell them
how you turned an old toyota into a new roll's rice. Oh when I
turned a lows a bunch of quarters into a fortune and gold of bloom.
Or when you had that ikey job moving bodies. Oh when I ate an
ounce in hot East and so god ooh gosh, really, Al, really
Lois and he says, hid by the way. So the book is selling
great and people love hearing about your adventures. It's all good, right,
you said it, sweetie. But wait a mine, Oh my gosh,
al are you out of gas? Yes? And vodka and you're stranded?
Yes? But wait, there comes someone now maybe I can bum a rye
Al are you okay? I don't know. The darnest thing just landed in
front of me. A bright lights, flashing strokes, and wait a minute,
three little guys will climb me out of it. Maybe I should tell
him I'm a big fan of the Wizard of Oz. Al don't do that.
Okay. They're looking in the windows. Luckily I have them all rolled
up. Ow you're driving a convertible. Well, they seem to be very
interested in mac new book. I got boxes of them in here. Hey,
I can have mac otto ow ow ow. Oh that's right. Friends,
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The al Ferrari story is out of this world. So get yours on
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If we went to Macaloney's No Tracks show here in the Distant Thunder Radio
Network. This is macaloney. Well, what a show we have for you
tonight? WHOA I said it wrong? Welcome back if we went to Macaloney's
Hollywood X Files. Here on the distant Thunder Radio Network. This is macloney.
Well, what a show we have used time? But first, girls,
you know he's here. The very game is one one across the pott
of Wani. Well, Mac, things are good back here on the other
side of Atlantic, getting ready to celebrate the D Day eightieth anniversary. D
Day. Yeah, when we pulled their asses out of the fire for the
second time. That's right, June sixth, As it turns out, also
with us is our international corresponding Switchblad Steve Watt. Switchy great to be here
tonight. Did I not say that with enough vigor? There? Switch did?
What exactly? I lean closer to the screen so I can okay,
yeah, right, well look at that. You see that? Look at
the pot and this, Yeah, get get to the get to come up
to the camera again, Cam up to the camera again. We got them,
We got them, We got them, folks. Look at that pot.
That's not a human pot, that's that's a Look at that pot.
We have a smooth rye cleaner down here with a firm press thing, you
know, just kick my head in there and you know, once and it's
good. Whatever. Switchy, I'm sorry, the good the gig is up
there, buddy. I mean, if that doesn't prove it right now,
human could not put that straight of a pot, I'm saying, in a
hare thing, so it has to be pre done. My makeup people came
by early. Oh really, they couldn't plush Okay, how to bring it?
How to bring it around? This switch? Also with us is our
international security chief, Willie Club WILLI can everyone. I'm pretty excited tonight,
you know. Move Tonight's always excite me. Yes, and and it's good
to see that you finally agree with me about the mop that switches weird.
Yes, yep ye look at him and I'm trying to adjust it now.
Look at that he puts money in some good ones tonight. It looks like
he took that one off the rack. Okay, I don't mean it in
an assault of way, No, I don't. I don't think he took
it that way instruct criticism. I'd never take it that you imply that I'm
wearing a tattoo that I just pulled off the rack. Okay, all right,
well okay, switching and thank you club everything. Okay, I was
gonna say it's create chief Willie club. He the owner of a massive twinkie
but it just started too filthy, so I've already edited out. Nice could
thank you club? Also with us? How can I bring twinkies into this?
I'm sorry, I can't now? Uh, Kenya, the bees had
a way driver. What's the other thing you for? Mechanic al Ronaldo is
here, the minus Twinkie guy, the minus Twinkie guy, Ali cashall as
they call at the most. I'm here, I'm everything good. Yeah,
it was fine. Come here, I'm square everything Aaron square, That's all
we need. Thank you? Well? Also with us is our favorite good
witch up there, in, says Yah. Raven is with us Raven laughing,
laughing since we started the show, laughing, yes very much. Hello,
my friends, thank you for having me. And I hate to say
this because I took some heat the other night. I said you looked like
a second librarian. Okay, no, but people, but now I think
she looks like the sexy camp counselor. Look at her. It's like the
beginning of a porming. I can sing the theme, so on the me
balls if anybody Okay, that voice she just heard is a good buddy.
Trevor with no last name because he's gonna change it soon. Trevor, how
are you doing? I'm doing really well. Mac. How are you doing?
Have you made up? What do you mind? What you're gonna what
your next last name is going to be? No? No after that?
No, No, I've got the I've got this list on my phone and
I just keep adding to it. Huh is Maloney? Maloney on there?
Trevor Maloney going on immediately came to my first name? Now, where where
are you? From my if I can see and background, it looks like
you're in like Brighton or some place where you I'm in a little town west
of Brighton called you don't want to say what you got I'm in I'm in
Wafame. Okay, all right, that's cool. Hey, club they make
they make a lot of crime documentaries. That's just a coincidence, now,
that's yeah. Yeah, so a lot of crime documentaries about us on Hulu.
If you're a curious Okay, clock cool, go ahead, the big
box. Yeah, here we go here, we go, go ahead,
place, Trevor. The first name that I've been looking at right now,
and I have been bowling over for about a month is Tanner. And I
think Tanner Martin sounds pretty damn good. Tanner. Wat what what? What?
What are you situation? No, because my first name Tanner, last
name Martin because the guy in the Red Sox and there guy in the Red
Sox named Tanner Tanner, I don't, I don't know, you don't care.
Oh that's good, and that's that's good. So Tanner? Why Tanner?
Whit? Where'd you get that? Tanner? I mean I could lie
and just say it came to me, or I could tell you the truth.
And it's a character from James Bond, and I love James Bond.
Yeah there you go. Yeah, good idea. That's a good, bad
idea that works. It's as M's assistant who always follows her her him which
ever And you're thinking of, uh, yeah, it's her assistant Tanner.
But if you were a kid Martin, and I don't know that, I'm
seriously going to be considering that. It's not a bad one. No,
Like I said, it worked, It worked great for him for many years.
Yeah, and no one ever. I never got a hard time for
it, but I got a lot of junk mail, and even you know,
it was listed in the phone book. Wow. Yeah as Jake Martin
and Jake Martin Big and Black. You know, I'm gonna go ahead next
So anyway, so wow, So so Trevor, Okay, all right,
so you're going to want change your first annual last name. Yeah, It's
going to be a while before it happens because I'm gonna have to hire a
lawyer to do it. I work all the paperwork regarding it, especially the
tax stuff, and I was like, I'm not oh yeah, yeah,
you have to change. So what do you want to run or something to
some woman? Chin to catch up? Will you that thing? Tell us?
We won't tell it. You know, I've had I've alluded to this
in uh in earlier episodes. Uh you know, I'm really I'm I don't
have anything to do with my parents. There was a lot of abuse,
and I just you know, yeah, you wanted distance. Yeah I could
see that. That's yeah, I'm very understandable. Okay, But Tana Martin,
baby, if you're going to go for something, just go for like
you know, jello popcorn or something something you know that's not bad was the
name of an Andy Wahall you know alcoholies, Yeah, Jellow popcorn. Yeah.
So anyway, so tonight better than if he goes to Italy. He
could changed Martin to Martini. He just blend right in that Martino. But
you'd be great. You'd be great in Italy. E t other it would
be I just got that feeling about you. I get the vibe. Anyway,
So tonight, Hollywood, Hollywood, Joe, and we've come up with
tonight is what movies would you be embarrassed to tell people that you like?
Okay, what movies would you embarrassed to tell people you like? Now,
some of them are could be big hits, but you know they kind of
slop, you know, the kind of you know whatever, Like Love Story
for instance. If you can remember that way way back, everyone was like
freaking, you know, wetting their pants about that moment. It means you
never have to say boys and girls. Yeah, it was awful. It
was just so sappy. It was nuts, right, But he brought a
towel to the theater just in case it was good for you, brother,
Yeah, because everyone need to them believe me, but you know stuff like
that, you know what I mean? And and just like the guilty pleasures,
like we were saying, if you if you secretly like a Nachi song
and be like the kind of the same thing, you would never tell anyone.
But we have to start off as a tens up with Raven and I.
And this is he said. She said because in a little text exchange,
I said to her, could you please remind me to tell everyone how
much the new sein film movie sucks? And she wrote back, you didn't
like it? And I said, oh, here we go. So you
want to go first, let me go first, and you can then you
can tell me why I'm wrong. Okay, all right, right, okay,
So Seinfeld has like a billion dollars, so he's not funny anymore,
you know what I mean. When you're sitting on the pilot cash, I
thought he retired, Yeah, everyone did so anyway, so he made this
movie and it's called Unfrosted. Unfrosted, and what it's about is how they
created the pop tot the pop tot okay, which I can I can truthfully
say I've never had a pot hot. I'm sure the club probably has a
box, right next to us. Never had one, never had one.
I think just the thing with the fake apple in the middle of that type
of thing. Are they good? Good munch? They're amazing, Okay,
especially when you get those hot fudge Sunday ones hot fudge Sunday pop dots.
All right, I'm in Maybe I'll change my whole opinion about the movie.
I don't start start at the beginning. Start get a brown sugar cinnamon.
That's the class. Okay, that's the one, and then that's the gateway,
the gateway drugs. Okay, so say the same thing, but start
with a blueberry. That was my favorite of the og. Blueberry is good.
Yeah, I don't like the strawberry, but definitely worth. I'm so
sorry. If anyone can hear background noise, my animals are going insane right
now. I can't hear it. I can't hear it. I hear it.
Maybe just you are hearing it. But look it. I think it's
top touches. Don't be stupid and read the ingredients. Why would you do
that? Yes, okay, that's crazy. So anyway, Raven, your
your pets are probably mad right now because they know you're about to defend a
goddamn Seinfeld movie about pop tart. Hang on, hang on, they haven't
heard it yet. So anyway, this is the movie and it's it's gonna
be hard for me to explain the movie, but if you can imagine Jerry
Seinfeld not doing his stand up act, not doing the show, I don't
know, but doing like a kid's movie but not for kids, is the
only way I can describe this, because the lines in it, it's him.
It's him trying to out distance callogs By or the other way around.
General mills By coming up with something new for breakfast, and they come up
with this, put this really weird way, come up with the pop tarts.
And they come up with it because two kids are in a dumpster.
Poor kids are in a dumpster and they're eating two kinds of food and they
get together and Jerry Steinfeld eats the food out of the dumpster and goes,
wow, pop toots. That's the freaking movie. Okay, that's where they
go with this thing. And it goes on and on, and it's full
of poopy jokes and five jokes and it's like for kids, but it's not
for kids. It's not for kids. It's it's not funny. It's not.
But they must have spent a lot of money on it because there's less
of special effects in it. There's a lot of like cameos in it.
And they mentioned Killoggs and post right all right up front? Yeah, yeah,
no problem at all. Yep. And I guess there was a I
don't know they were trying to do something. I mean there's been movies like
Will Smith has been a movie about how yeah they brought safety to sports,
and there's other guys who brought you know, movies about the safety tires and
windshield wipers and all this shit. It's like kind of like us against the
Big World type thing. But he in it is like giving these lines like
I can't describe it. I just can't describe it. It's just so unfunny.
And I didn't know it. It's on Netflix until I started headline and
they said, is Jerry Seinfeld's new movie Unfrosted the worst movie ever ever?
I gotta see this, Okay, So that's my side, he said,
go ahead, Raven, please defend it. Yeah. So I will start
out by just saying Jerry seinfeldt isn't an actor by any means. He's a
Median. He proves that you could tell that. You could tell that on
Seinfeld back in the nineties when it was on Terrible Actor. The only reason
that that succeeded, I mean was like, yeah, he did write some
good Materialry David obviously, but it also survived because of Michael Richards and Julia,
Louis Dreyfuss and Jason Alexander and then obviously all of the other like one
off characters that they had. Right. So, I will say, in
preparation for tonight's show, it was kind of like jogging my memory and looking
up like famously bad movies because I was like, hmm, like what movie
am I really embarrassed that I, like, you know, and Unfrosted came
up on a list really one of the worst movies ever made, and I
was like, wow, it has been out on the market for fifteen minutes.
Yeah, yeah, Oh, people just savage it from the beginning.
The thing is is like, it's not a good movie. I'm not here
to say it's the best movie ever. It's better than Schindler's List, and
you need to watch it now or you're a dumb act. Go ahead.
What I'm saying is I found it to be very enjoyable because it was dumb.
I really didn't have to follow like some huge plotline, and it had
a really good cast of characters. Wow, with the exception of Amy Schumer,
because I, oh, oh, she's the worst man she is.
I just want to and I won't say it on air, that's give her
money to go away or something. You know, it's not a fun for
her or some gofund me. She's terrible and terrible, horrible, terrible.
I could not believe she had like the role that she did. But I
thought that, like just the idea of it was like just kind of like
stupid and goofy. I like movies like that, especially when it's like,
you know, we watched it on like a Friday night or whatever. Yeah,
that's what we did. It has been a long week. I just
want to watch something that life. I don't really have to give my brain
to. Maybe another actor, maybe, and maybe another actor in that role
might have been better. I don't want to say Jim Carrey or any of
these people, but maybe someone else. You know, But he, as
you say, he's not an actor. He's a comedian who had good actors
around him. And that's why that show succeeded, you know, and and
but he's not good in this every everything is so stiltid. In the jokes,
I mean, I can't tell you. They're like joke said fourth grade
as would laugh at. I mean that's like half the movie, the stupid,
stupid, stupid stuff. Really that okay, But one thing I will
say, I won't give away a character name, just in case anyone wants
to see it and wants to be surprised. The guy that ends up getting
blown up and freaking dies and the funeral that follows where they make him into
a bowl of cereal in the ground. This is the this is real.
Yeah yeah, yeah, my milk on them and ship this is this is
what? And then they didn't and didn't in a very very bad, very
bad tasting. They like like they recreate the January sixth insurrection, but it's
like with the rice crispy characters and stuff, it's like, what the you
know what? You couldn't you needed an ending for the movie, and that's
what he came up with. But it's so stupid. Maybe you feel high,
I don't know, maybe it's funnier. Who knows, who knows?
All I wanted. It gave me the monchies, you know, because they're
talking about hoop Dad's all the time and all kinds. I'm like grankfast stuff.
So anyway, well Grant plays Raven Kraft. The guy that said great,
yeah, he plays Tony the Tiger. Well, the guy who plays
Tony Tigers actually pretty funny, you know, because he's like a Shakespearean actor.
And then talking about how he should grown of the characters was the guy
that was playing Walter Cronkite. And just like in between, like the news
being on, he was like, I'll drink however much I want. He
just made like these little offhand comments and no one like, you know,
here's good. Yes, that was good, but but overall probably maybe the
worst movie of it. But listen, I'm glad Raven that you didn't say,
Max, you're an ignorant slut. I was waiting for that the night
still early. He said, Well, he said, he's okay, he's
said a future show, A future show, thank you. Maybe if Seinfeld
wasn't in it, it would have been a better movie if it was a
different actor. Maybe maybe, but you have to pull that off that you're
kind of like this my guy who's also really dumb and not you're taking food
from the book its in a freaking dumpster. That's that's. That's it.
You can't come up with something better in the script than that they did that.
Because, like, if you're a Seinfeld fan, like I was,
like, I like, I love the show. I'm listening to a podcast
about it first two or three years, you know that Jerry Seinfeld was a
germophobe in the show. Yes, So the fact that he's taking food out
of a dumpster from two little you know, latchkey kids so hysterical to me.
But but but the why do we have to go that deeper dive into
Seinfeld's you know character? Right, he's a dreamaphobe? Who is it?
Anyway, it's not funny, hey, listen, It's not winning any Academy
Awards for like funniest movie. The way, it's probably not gonna win any
war And I mean that's like the majority of the movies I watch, you
know, I go out of my way to find things that are either really
bad or just things that people don't watch. And that's but you know the
good thing is people are going to weigh in on my background so they can
also watch the movie and weigh in on what they think of that. Okay,
all right, I'm going to talk about next episode only if you get
it for free, do not say for take it from me, okay anyway,
Okay, So I'm gonna throw it to I'll throw the club club.
Do you have a movie it's gonna be like the Bells of Saint Mary's or
something. Do you have a movie that you great movie that you like and
you'd be afraid to tell everybody? Well, Mac, I've come at this
at a different angle, So I hope you understand that I've interpreted what I'm
presenting here tonight is a movie that actually I was embarrassed about. And I
have to give a synopsis of the movie because none of you have ever seen
this movie. I would very surprised if anyone ever saw the movie. Well,
I need to give a synopsis, all right, So if you'd give
me a couple of minutes to go through my situation, I think we'll find
it encouraging. Okay, let's hear it, all right? Yep. Well,
anyways, just so you know, and I think I've told you before,
I love horror movies, particularly as a teenager. Always loved them,
particularly the old ones, not as much now because they're different. Old.
I mean I love them so much that when I was a teenager dating and
a driving I always made sure to we watched a horror movie because I knew
my date would be too afraid to watch it. Smooth, be distracted,
smooth things. Yes, But needless to say, the movie that I've elected
is a movie that I've shown to friends. We used to have get together
with some friends and their wives at my house back about twenty years ago.
It was always in my house because we had one of those big rear projection
TVs lob ahead of the curve. Yeah, yes, it's around sound where
it. So everybody always wanted to come to my house at the time,
and they knew that I loved all movies, particularly horror movies. Yes,
so anyways, they counted on me. We used to do every once a
month we do horror movie night and they come over and I would be responsible
for going down the videos tour and picking out a couple of odd ones.
Okay, and I will tell you you know. The idea was we'd sit
there, have a few drinks as off, not taking it serious, right
Anyways, this particular movie that I want to explain to you is one night
when we were having our get together, one of my friends came over with
his new girlfriend. He was divorced and she was divorced, and so he
really we hadn't met her, and we were excited to meet her. He
had been going out with her for a couple of months, so finally he
wanted her to meet us. All since he knew we're going to be together
at one place, he wanted to impress us, impress her with the type
of frenzys. So anyways, I didn't know that when I ordered this film,
but to say the name of the film, it's a German film and
it was made in nineteen eighty nine. And one of the reasons I got
the film is because after that they had three sequels to it. Okay,
so I said, boy, these my friends are really be impressed. Hey,
club, club club, Can I ant it? Can I? Can
I interrupt you for a second. I just got a note from one one.
Is this part of the swingers thing? Is this a swinger thing?
Oh no, no, no, no, okay, okay, okay,
go ahead, that's a no one one, go ahead, And yeah,
no, we don't. We don't do any of those, just just local
swingers. Well let's see exactly that it all starts with German horror. Oh
absolutely, that's true this film, and I don't think you so that's why
I'm going as synopsis. It was this is the first of the series,
and it was in nineteen eighty nine. In the English title was violent shit
and it's got a plot and it's it all is based through. It's a
two thousand dollars budget on this film, two thousand bucks. It was all
filmed in the woods, nice with cameras of the eighties. It's like The
Witch Project costs like five thousand to make. I thought, hey, that
sounds pretty good. So anyways, the star of the film, or the
person is is Kyl Shitter s h I t t okay, all right,
all right, we'll have to cut that out. But okay, it's troubled.
He was just a troubled kid with a name like that. Whatever he
did switch aways. He was really troubled, and he didn't get along with
his mother. And one day his mother came home, he came home late.
He was all playing in the mud or something, and his mother threatened
to punish him because he came home all money. So that's Kyle got so
pissed off. He got his Uh, his mother had given him a butcher
knife for his birthday because he liked to cook and everything. So anyways,
he got the butcher knife and he cut her up in pieces, cut mommy
up in pieces, cut his mother up in pieces. Yeah, Okay.
Then he went into the woods to hide, and he became like a serial
killer because anyone that ever came in the woods after that, he would get
them and cut them up into the skin. So anyways, then the film
jumps twenty years later. He had been caught and apparently he was put in
a mental institution or some kind of prison, yes, And it shows him
in a van with three police and they were taking him from one facility to
another, and they're driving in a wooded area in these three inp cops.
You know. One of them said, I got to go to the bathroom.
So they pulled over on the side of the road. He was relieving
himself and at the time Kyle grabbed a gun from one of the police and
he killed them all and then he escaped ape and he ran over into the
woods and here we go again. We're seeing Carl going after people as they
come. Now instead of a lev he's got a machete. Yes, yes,
he's moving up in the world. He cut their heads off, nice,
he would he would cut their arms off and he'd be eating the skin.
Hang, did you get the memo? These are movies that you be
embarrassed to tell people that you like. Well, let me explain. Okay,
this is you have to hear. Give me a break here. Sure,
I'll tell you this. This film demands a sequel or something. Yeah.
So anyways, okay, Kyl is in the woods. He did all
that stuff, and he you know, and then finally he got a flashback
in which Satan appeared to him during his childhood, Satan had anointed him as
his special agent to Earth. So the ending of this thing, at that
point, Kyl just he went off. We bent over spontaneously in the wooded
area, and he died. Okay, but he left behind a child.
As he died, all of a sudden, something cut through his belly and
ripped himself out. He was carrying the child and it was Kyle Jr.
Comes the tropic of all the future shows. So anyways, I want to
explain that because now I'm back to the audience. As I mentioned to you,
one of my friends brought a girl. He was trying to impress a
woman. After that, you know, we were laughing our ass after the
whole thing we were drinking. Didn't give her pay any attention to her,
and it was really hot on her. So anyways, you know, they
left at the end of the night, and he called me up a couple
of days later and said that she won't even talk to me. You know,
it was one of her favorite movies. Okay, And so that's how
I was embarrassed movie. I want to give the full story and they could
have been married. This kind of story that I'm embarrassed. But did you
call her and apologize yourself. No, she wouldn't. She wanted to take
no. Wow. I think she said things about me that he wouldn't admit.
He just said that you don't want to know. Hey, swingers would
have been a good thing. So so anyway, I was really embarrassed by
that film. And uh, just to let you know the there was a
review of that, you know by some of the reviewers. Yes, and
the primary review said it was a big box of ships. All right.
Wow, I believe it or not, you can get the trilogy on Amazon.
The trilogy, okay, but hey, those are for two thousand bucks.
They turned it into something. What's the name of it again, Bubby,
what's the name of it again? Violent? Ship? Violent? Because
yeah, violence like angry violence and what's the last word? S h I
t oh violent ship? Okay, So every time we say it, I
got to this name. Wow, excre that's that's how the driven. Two
of those at the same time. There you go once again and ship's creep.
Look go figure plush twice. That's the tattoo. Wow. Okay,
thank you, Club. I guarantee by the next episode, Raven will have
seen this movie and all of its sequels, guaranteed, right right. I
should like it too, I want to sounds awesome. I could tell I
was looking at your face. I'm like, she still wants to watch this
immediately. That's amazing. Club on the DVD with there any extras about how
many interviews when the special effects the direct I never got that far, you
know, yeah, call me commentary by the filmmakers. I don't understand German
and the whole film was in German. Oh really? Oh? Even making
it better yeah, yeah, when they talked pissed off, they were always
pissed off. Yes, yes, they're always pissed It's a very guttural language
that sounds it's almost like the Japanese. When they talk, it almost sounds
like they're they're pissed off all the time. Well, they should pissed off.
I'll tell you though, I got to say this about the Germans.
But I'm sure we have a lot of German listeners. But if you're going
on to x lambs there and they give you the categories, there's about four
thousand of them, and then you go in more you hit on it.
It's like all German sex with tosses and ship man. They're really into the
pieciality. I'm sorry, and that's I tell you that one part of this
film I didn't want to discuss and I won't go that was nothing that you're
about to discuss it, which makes a good good But two other significant incidents
in this movie that Raven might want to tell you about her if she watches.
It's really rough. And now I understand why my friend lost this is
yeah, yeah, forever, the love of his life forever. Okay,
I'm assuming there's a scene where somebody passes a bowel movement on top of somebody
else. I mean, you don't want it to tell you're where the two
seasons, I don't know. In the ending, let's clap the club only
because well that was a great job. That was very enlightening, very in
uh informed. So let me see, let me go to then you're going
to switch of switch before he falls asleep, So switching. Do you have
a movie this is going to be bad? I know. Do you have
a movie that you really liked that maybe brought teas your eyes, but you'd
be embarrassed to tell us about it. Well, when I was a kid
that we went to the driving Yes and saw this. At the time,
I thought that it was a great science fiction flip journey to the seventh planet,
and we'll be happy to know great more siventh planet is ranus. Wait
wait, see ten seconds that there was reporting he's going for that. Okay,
go ahead, the prequel to the German movie, and it was you
know, as a kid, I mean I thought, oh that the monsters
were great, the special effects, your rate. I liked the story with
you know, with looking at it now, you can see it was just
kind of a cheesy, little budget flick, but I still love it.
Actually was starring John Agar you know, toward the middle to the end of
his career, was making some real turkeys. But they land on uh on
uranus and uh it's it's a it's a frozen ball. But then all of
a sudden, some of it just changes to uh, you know, when
they can breathe air and walk around and so forth, it turns out just
this critter with one eyeball that can create illusions. And I mean there's there's
babes there, there's there's great monsters like great zap guns nap guns. So
it's something that uh, it was. It was interesting to watch it in
later years to see all the flaws and the I mean they had the space
suits were like Air Force yea, you know, they had the helmet,
but they had some kind of a glass thing in the front and everything they
could to save money. Yeah yeah, yeah, sure. But listen that
graphic in the background. What do you have those adult sex toys in the
back? Is that are they in the movie? Are you talking to me?
Wow? Okay, wow, I see are you talking to me?
That said let's clap for let's worry about here. Let's clap for Switch and
give him the hook. Okay, thank you Switch, and brevity is the
soul of wit. I'm not ripping on Club, right, Okay, okay,
all right, thank you Switch during the Seventh Planet. Okay, John
akah. He made a living by being in all those movies. He's in
lots of them. You know. He was married to Shirley Temple for a
while. No way, really was he really? Yeah? Anyway, he
dumped her. He dumped her, Yeah, she dumped him. So she's
eight years old when they got married. What happened? I couldn't say.
The funny thing is Lollipop when she grew up, she was an actress.
When she was older, she was really attractive, you know, but she's
always going to be that little kid. Anyway, let's go, why don't
we do this? Why don't we take a commercial break now and regroup?
And this is the Hollywood X Files, and that we're talking about movies that
we'd be embarrassed to tell anyone that we'd like. And it's worked out fine
because both Club and Switch have embarrassed themselves. Right, so we're on script.
Wow, Okay, why don't we take the break now more than ever,
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What show we are in the middle of at the moment, hollyweird and the
whole cast is with us. The start with number one in the totem fall
Girls. He's here, very famous one one Wonnie. Hello girls, Hello
ladies and gentlemen, all ships at sea, Welcome back to the show.
It's been fun so far and it's going to get funner funner. Okay,
thank you, Monie. Also with us pouting is our international correspondent switch Flood
Stephen Wood because I mistook the rocket chips in his background for sex toys.
Switchy okay recovered. I'm fine. I'm just too flushy short of a well
of a full bowl. Hang on, Wow weee okay, thank you Switchy.
Everything's good. Listen. Let me ask you real quick right now.
Did you have a good breakfast? Don't tell me what it was. Is
it worth the tease? It's it's better than salmon and worse than others.
Wow, that tells me everything all right, hang on. Also with us,
oh, in the studio with us is al gash All Uncle Ale,
the kitty's pal, al Ronaldough you are for mechanic. How you doing,
I'm doing great, raccom four beers in feeling okay in four beers. Thank
you all for joining us. Also with us is our international security chief,
Willie club WILLI. Hey, Mac, it's great to be here tonight,
and I really feel good about sort of living an incident there in the early
days. You know, a wonderful movie that I was able to relate to
you. Yeah, right, yeah, yeah, the thing about the guy
eating and killing people. Okay, that's good. You're a club. I
think you ought to give us the story of the corvet and the drive in
what what What? What? For me to cut it out for the fifth
time? He tell us what movie he's watching? Yeah, I want to
how did you do in the back seat? That's desire under the dwarf from
Maples? There you go? Wow, which he was there. Thank you
Club for joining us. I want to call him Big Twinkie, but Big
Twinkie just doesn't anyway. Uh. Also with us is a favorite good Witch
up there in cybers You know. Yes, I always say to please save
us, Raven. How are you tonight, Raven? Oh, my friends,
I am doing good. Thank you so much for having me. She
looks like the sexy camp counselor. And all I went to do is do
ten TuS ships. Get down there and give me twenty. Give me twenty,
go and identify that tree and the saplings and do it in slow motion.
Wow, okay, everything, go with you, Raven. What happened
he was screaming off of it? Was you were? You were your animals
acting up? Well, my my foxhound Ruby was throwing a tantrum, and
I'm pretty sure mister Raven just gave her a t r E A T.
I can't say it out loud for animal owners. You make her behave Okay,
I'm doing good. I have a song stuck in my head and I
cannot get out of my head other than that, it's it's fine. What
is it that's called an a worm? What does the song sing? It?
For us? Please? It's called too Sweet. I've never heard it.
It came up on my Pandora the other day. It's by Hosier.
I don't know that. I've never heard them, and I heard this song
and I love it? Is it Frank? He's great anyway, thank you
for visiting. Had He had a big hit maybe ten years ago. The
song was called take Me to Church, Take Me to Church, That's what
mister Raven said. And I was like, I know that song and then
I know nothing else. And I heard this is too sweet and it's so
good I cannot get it up my hand. Is it French? Is it?
Is it too sweet meaning to hurry? Or is it too sweet in
English meaning too It's weird. It's it's in English, but it's like it's
almost like he's mad at the person he's singing at. It's like, yo,
too sweet. Okay, that sounds man, it sounds French. It's
a good song. He did. Listen to it, that's like a happy
song. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I'm sure we
have a lot of listeners in France. But I gotta tell you, man,
haven't hear a French rock and roll? No? No, you know
why because it sucks, man, no matter what they tried to do it
to it? Uh ah. It's like they just had the Eurovision Song Contest,
Yeah, yes, finals last Saturday. Did a French person win it.
No, of course, get this from the pop music hotbed of Switzerland.
Real, is that right? Really? Name a song that you enjoyed.
Name a band that you loved that came out of Switzerland that did no
from Sweden? Close enough? Yeah? Huh yeah. In fact, Abba
was a Eurovision winner really yeah yeah, first uh private entity in Sweden ever
to make more than a billion dollars Abba. Think about that for a second.
Yeah, and they're still making it, still make it. Yeah.
They killed they've killed more people at the concerts in the who though, But
that's true. They had a big combat clause and they killed like eight people
in the crush. Anyway, So listen, I'm going to win to do
Trevor Trevor, our buddy Trevor down there in Nia, Austin, Trevor,
how you doing, Trevid? No name, I'm doing. I'm doing well
today. Mac. How are you okay? All right? You're in the
biz. You're in the video bizestca right I am? And uh well,
I mean let me go into my latest project real quick. But I want
to ask all of you. Did anybody watch the Tom Brady ro oh yeah
oh yeah yeah yeah yeah, time watching it had a tough time really watching
him be humiliated by the entire world. Yes, ye, yes, why
did you like it? And not like it is that young movie? Yeah,
that actually doesn't play into it. I just want to know if any
of you notice During Nikki Glazer's part go Ahead, she talked about Gronkowski.
She made a joke about Gronkowski. I believe it was Gronkowski, Gronkowski and
a fleshlight. It came up with the really yeah, the first woman that
was on yes, after that guy Ross, she was black. Yeah.
You mean we're going to get a huge chest there that now that I was
promoted to you know, marketing coordinator and celebrity outreach. Yes, I just
wanted to let you know that I paid her one hundred and fifty thousand dollars
for that plug cheap during the Tom Brady roast and sales went up. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I mean requests for Gronkowski Gronkowski's flashlight when I don't
know how we're going to do that, Okay, but uh, I have
to work really close with the artist. Yeah, it was so nice of
you there to give her like that and fifty k. I'm breaking in the
money. Well, he said, my fame is going up, and you
know I'm going to take you all with me. Really, okay, thank
you. Yeah, It's not gonna be like Dylan and Limo. He said
he had an unfortunate word that he says, I paid her a hundred thousand
dollars for the plug. You don't really mean the plug. You mean like
I was gonna ask what what kind of plug? Was it a kind of
plug? Was it the B plug? Or was it a flushlight? Which
end was it going? Anyway? Thank you out you guys took it somewhere.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, hey, you know you pitched together somewhere
or it shouldn't have gone okay, so funny. So anyway, well,
thanks you for joining us trouble. We appreciate it. So you don't throw
it to Wannie, right wan, Now the Tonight Show, the Hollywood Show.
Do you have a movie? You probably have like twenty of the movie
that you affected you that you would like, that you like that you're embarrassed
to tell the rest. I probably thought I was going to dive right into
DOWNTOWNABB because they talk about the show all the time. I hope not my
first love. In terms of TV TV series, that seemed to last forever.
In fact, they just announced it making a third movie. Really we
need that, like a third movie. They're gonna start filming it, Nick
next month. Did you like the movies? I did not as much as
the series. The movies were pretty good, but they weren't great. Cat,
I disagree. I thought they were great. I'm surprised that that he
came up with a great storylines. You know, even though we can I
tell you can tell you what our audience is going through right now. This
is what they're listening. They don't hear your words. They're hearing the crickets.
No one hears about downtown Abbey. It's boring. It's boring. Here's
the thing we're gonna We're gonna be visiting that place, uh Castle, you're
a cult. Go ahead and in July, and I'm wondering, Gee,
they just announced this movie being filmed. I'm wondering if that's going to interrupt
our visit or they're gonna lily keep the visits around. Is Lily in the
movies in the movie filming or see some sets or you know, I was
gonna I a T. S. C. Union cards just in case,
you know, bringing up the union again. Really, okay, is the
train going to run and let me grip something the trains? Are the trains
going to run and get you? There? Are you gonna that's that's an
old union. I'm gonna have to buy that from you. That's gonna be
our new tagline. Very good. So anyway, so listen to wanting.
I just forget about Downtown Abbey. Just give us up. Here's here's the
movie that you like. You're embarrassed to tell us. Let me cut to
the chase you to give you the reason why I like it. Even though
this movie is like, oh crapola glass movie is called it's based tell you
what maybe you'll guess what it is. It's based on a on a book
written by Jane Austen in eighteen thirteen. Oh wow, yeah, yeah,
yeah, what the not the van the vampire? That's right? O man?
Sorry, sorry, good night one one. Sorry, I have to
some zombies with the zombies on with the library because I couldn't get into that
one. I love the original Okay, well, okay, we all love
the original. I mean I didn't. I didn't think I dig Jane Austin
stories until I saw Pride and Prejudice a few things, But you talking about
prejudice as an adult, I actually find them really compelling. I'll admit it.
Really okay, I'm gonna have to throw both of you off. You're
talking about well, Mac, I actually think there's a Jane Austin story out
there that you would I I really do. Are you talking about, uh,
you know, Pride and Prejudice with zombies? I just yeah, well,
okay, that's cool, all right, all right, that's that's the
movie that I don't go around boasting about how how much I enjoyed watching that
movie, even though the movie was stupid. I mean, the storyline kind
of parallel the real Pride and Prejudice story. Yes, the same characters have
the same daughters. Charles Darance played the outher of the daughters and the primary
daughter who I was always interested in, Elizabeth, Yes, is played by
none other than wait for it, Lily James. Music right here underrated.
Well you're gonna need one of those flashlights now coming in. Write that down.
It's a good plug. The daughters have a lot of work to two
hundred and fifty thousand for her. England is invaded by zombies left and right.
Their household is no exception, every time there's a party at ball or
whatever, zombies show up that hiding as normal people. And this guy,
uh Darcy, who is the Zombie Killers, has a secret weapon on finding
zombies. By the way, he has like this jar of flies, good
name for a band. Opens it up and the flies will find a zombie
because they'll go after dead flats. Oh yeah right, yeah, funny somebody,
And then he'll do that zombie in himself. Well, there'll be secret
zombies that are mingling with the real people during a ball or a festival or
something. All of a sudden, one of the zombies will act up and
turn into a zombie in front, right in your face. Yes, it's
all in your face zombie stuff. And they're you know, killing people and
eating other people and making them zombies. So here's the thing is, the
daughters are all trained in Chinese martial arts who knews and they're fantastic at it.
Well, the thing that I like about this movie is how they deploy
the martial arts scenes and how they get involved in actually killing zombies. So
so let me get this straight. You like the way and the Jane Austin
movie about zombies. You like the way that the karate stuff was staged.
That's right. It's a great parody. It's a great parody of the whole
thing. It sounds okay. And the christ stuff you see the scenes of
the girls pulling up their dresses and stuffing knives inside the okay bolsters attached to
their thighs, was a lot of good camera angles there, nice okay,
wow. And if I was on set doing those scenes, I'd be saying,
now, let's do that over again, really more in slow motion.
Let's give a grip look at hang on, let's say so Wannie, let
me ask you. So they're all doing it, And and Lily James is
no exception. She's like the queen Bee of the Zombie Killer Daughters, Lily
James. Lily James is in the movie Jane Austen Zombies. Yeah, she's
just why am I this out? Does she go uh? You know?
Does she go top on? She goes one on one or one on ten
with zombies like you wouldn't believe, with a sword or a knife. And
at the same time, while she's killing multiple zombies with a switch and a
sweep and a big bang boom, she's doing these cartwheels and stuff. So
I'm saying, wow, huh, go to the credits. I want to
know who the stunt chicks are. Yes, yes, because only one one.
It's amazing. It's the Marshall stunts is really well done. I thought
it's it's amazing. Okay, James, you know the period pieces like that
they have cost their their clothing, cances. The bosom right, yes,
okay, go ahead, that's in your face. The zombies killing is in
your face. And also their bosoms are in your face. Really okay,
win win. The reason I like this movie is I haven't kind of prurient
interest and just watching it and then if the movie gets I'll fast forward to
the next scene. They has some good fighting sequences it. Yeah, there's
some good bosoms in this scene. So in fact, in fact, just
the other day, somebody you don't there's a website. There's a YouTube site
where they take movies and condense them and like the best scene, oh yeah,
called this is called I couldn't I couldn't believe it. It's called Best
of Lily James. Oh yeah, okay, all right, you get the
name of the guy who does this stuff. But he does the characters or
movies Lily James and all this Lily James scenes are off right for that guy
missed his skin right after another said this guy read my mind. I can't
believe it is the guy missed his skin stat at all. That he used
to compile celebrity, remember that jeans and stuff like that, and that's why
he became famous scenes. So let me answer this Wani before we move on.
So do you move on from this? You know? I have to
ask you. The movie is riveting. I'm gonna I'm rivet down the sequences
start happening. Do you like Do you like this movie better than the movie
that you told us that you watched ten minutes of every day in the morning
with a box of tissues. I guess I don't know what you know?
What I mean the beginning sequence of Devilware's product, Yes, putting their clothes
on. Yeah, that's another way. It's over and over and over again,
Yes, all the time. I'll watch it to the end, watch
the credits, and then watch the ten thousand dubbing characters. Hey, Trevor,
there's your there's your flashlight product placement right there, and then watch it
again for another minute or so. So it's in my continued watching list.
Okay, yeah, we went in doubt, went in doubt with all the
content that's out there, went in doubt. It's either define list product or
I don't know. Yeah, yeah, okay, everybody's alas a great movie.
Wow. The funny thing about him is Pride and Prejudice and zombies.
Yep is the title of the movie. Came out in twenty sixteen. All
they can see it bombed like crazy. Yeah, cost a twenty eight million
to make and only made sixteen million. Listen, they were like changes of
directors. You can be sure distribution. You can be sure that Lily James
is in the middle of it. And she said to her agent, get
me out of this. I'll take that Tam and Tommy movie. Because you're
watching, you going what possessed her? Yeah, you do it to be
fun. Every time one is he's telling this movie, you'll find most of
the time you'll find out they just needed the check. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, really, yeah, yeah, yeah, I wanted to check one
is in it. While he's talking, the only thing I can see in
the background, heyes, Hollywood up. All he can see is wood.
You're trying to send us a message. Thank you one moment. We appreciate
one one. Thank you. Let's clap. Ravens demand demanded. Who's left
now, Trevor? You left you and me? I am okay, I'm
gonna go. I'm gonna go first, and then I'm gonna leave it up
to you. Okay, I'll go last, right, No, I thought
you we didn't do mine? Oh? Really? Yeah, okay, I
don't do mine either. Didn't what I thought? We just did the Seinfeld
thing? No? Oh was that mine? I'm gonna throw to you.
I'm gonna throw to you. Can't counselor. It's listen, all right,
who mine? Is? It better be meat Balls three? With Sally?
It is? It is not? But okay, honestly, like, I'm
embarrassed about this movie, but I freaking love this movie so much. It's
Point Break from nineteen ninety one with Keanu Reeves. That's that is. We
show it in Boston almost every other week. Really, wow, it's become
this classic that that people don't laugh at like they used to. Yeah back
in when it came out, Like, oh yeah, when it came out,
it was ridiculous. But aren't they like cops? It's like, an't
they cops surfers the same way. It's now like beloved. I mean,
they literally show it here all the time and it'll sell out every time.
Listen. Let me just aren't they like cop surfers, the detectives on surfers
sometimes, Yeah, so he's what FBI and they have him become a surfer
with like the local surfing gang, the whole trait. I don't even remember
what it was. Can you put ten seconds up? Jesus Christ? Okay,
that's okay? Wake. Patrick Swayze is really good in it. He's
really, he said, and so really yeah, even though they say yeah,
all right, and then they have Gary Busey to like balance out the
Yeah, yeah he's insane. Yeah he's really. He was insane before he
got to the morn To cycle accident. Yeah, sost but yeah, that's
mine, that's my that's my guilty pleasure movie. Really that Yeah, okay,
that's all right. Did the pets watch it with you? They answer
that? Do they just well, yeah, like they watch everything with me.
Sometimes we have to close their eyes if things get too scary. Wow,
you know, and sometimes they you know, when mister even and I
are watching movies and we aren't paying attention. They'll take our credit card and
they'll order off of Chewi, and then all of a sudden we have like
boxes and I'm like, who ordered this? Like, you know, we
didn't need a box of you know, fourteen bags of greenies, and nobody
answers to it, so you know what they can get away with. I'm
going to do mine now, okay, because it's not And then now we'll
go to l and they'll go to Trevor okay for the punchline. I feel
embarrassed now to actually tell you this, but I'm thinking only switch you will
understand the movie I really like, and I'm embarrassed to tell you that has
such an effect on me, believe or not. It's a class is called
to Kill a Mockingbird, and I'll tell you why. It's for one scene.
I mean, it's a it's a very kind of classic Southern you know,
white guy trying to get a black eye off, you know, and
you know not you know, Chad Wrongley and so on. But if you
watch it, it's really about it's strange. It's really about having a guardian
angel. It's like really strange to put it that way, but it is.
And what's his name plays the Gudian Angel. What's his name? Bob?
Robert nothing, Nero, not right? He plays it and I don't
want to I've never seen it. You don't want to record for you.
But there's a scene in that and Switch. You'll know they're going through there's
this there's this girl in her and her brother and they're walking through a dockwoods,
right, and you know, something as bad as going to happen.
And the music they play is like exact same kind of music they play in
the Twilight Zone, that kind of music that's kind of like, oh man,
what's gonna happen? Now, what's gonna happen? And something horrible does
happen. But then this Guydian Angel comes out and kind of stays the day.
And the way they reveal who he is at the it's it's really really
I can't watch it in front of Lois because they get teared up watching it.
It's it's it's just it brings that out in you. And Robert de
Vau he says about four words in the movie and he's he's just great in
it. He's just great and sols regularly back Grigory pause anas Finch, great
character actors and the ones that played that, the kids Gem and Scout,
great actors, the documentaries with them growing up and reminiscing, and and Horton
Foot that did the award winning screenplay from the book. And the music you're
talking about. It's Elmer Burnsky really yeah, classic westerns and he even did
even did Meatballs. They really the score he needed the cheat music. Yeah,
it was a great and a side going on Meatballs. They couldn't afford
his normal feet, so they said, hey, Elmer, if we give
you a cut of this school, He said sure, yes, up to
the point where they did the commentary on the DVD. That was the best
deal he ever made. Yeah, yeah, I did so well. It's
like Jeudge Lucas's secretary. He said to her, listen, this might be
a hit, so I'm going to give you like one point and she goes,
oh, thank you, it's secretary, and she's like worth about eighty
million dollars now, you know, one point. But anyway, Yeah,
it's a great movie to kill him mocking, very great music and everything.
It's two or three hours long, but it's really worth it. Really,
just a classic movie that will just bring it out in you you know,
and just the yeah, and it's like to me to call him mockingbird is
like that's up there with like The Elephant Man for me where it's really hard
to watch because I just cried through like the whole thing. Yeah, yeah,
and it's kind of like a one and done almost yep. But it's
so so good movie. And the music, like I can see the beginning
where Scout is like drawing and there's like the little cigar Box Marvels, Like
I can see it, I can hear the music. If you haven't watched
it, you got to watch it. She's coming while she's drawing. You
mentioned The Elephant Man when the first time I saw that, Buddy mine and
I saw it and we walked out of the theater and everybody was definitely quiet.
Nobody was talking to each other. They just walked out quietly. David
David Wins directed that movie, but more importantly, mel Brooks produced it.
And I just read David Winter's auto biography, he said. Mel Brooks,
I defended that film, fought for the film, made sure that David got
to make the movie that I'm talking about. Mel Anxiety Frankenstein Brooks history of
the World pop one an artists. If he was going to support an artist,
he was going to suppor worked them all the way. That's good.
Yeah, yeah, no idea. He produced that. Yeah, that's how
My Elephant Man got made. It was all mel Brooks. Good for him,
said he he couldn't do it himself. So it shows David Lynch to,
uh, yeah, you have to have the kind of sensibilities to do
that film. We see the History of the World prop one, right,
he's he's admitted that everyone was like smoking weed on that movie. So and
you can just tell. So it was. It was the time. So
at one point there's a scene where he's coming he's Moses and he's coming down
from the mountain and he has twenty commandments and on two tablets and he trips
and one of them falls and breaks and he just goes, eh, of
course it was I think I give you the fifteen command Yeah, right,
yeah, I give you the funny guy man, really authentically funny guy.
You know those guys come back. What Let me ask you a quick question
about to killamuckingbird. I swear this is reweighted. Have you ever seen the
film or do you like the movie? Almost famous the rock and roll No
no, I hate that movie. A terrible movie. Terrible movie. The
guy is married to Nancy Wilson, which strike one first, that's a stupid
movie. I'll tell you why. At the end of it, it sucks.
Listen. At the end of it, they're running. They ran a
plane that's supposed to be crashing. Correct. Yeah, So all the problems,
all the stuff that we've gone through with this kid on the band,
on the on tour, the band, they all have to say, like
the guy says to his wife, I love you, you know, the
backup singer says to the drummer, I love you. And they're all making
the piece while this thing is going down, and then it's yeah something,
yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, and then all of a sudden it pulls
out of its dive. It's not funny, it's it's not good scriptwriting.
It's not it's just I hated it. I hate it. Well, now
now I'm going to give you another reason to hate it because the the opening
credits and the director confirmed this are done in the exact style from To Kill
a Mockingbird. The person with the pencil writing out the credit really specifically said,
I'm stealing this from toy stole that to credits the exact same way.
I just don't like it. It's just like it's almost like a bad TV
movie. I'm sorry. That could have been a funny Love That movie could
have been a good movie. However, I like that that beginning credits,
a part where he's writing it and then he was misspellings and the erasist something.
I thought the thing was perfect from Love That music. The music fit
just right, Nancy Wilson's original compositions fit just right with the band is in
it and the the the whole thing about all the bus singing, and you
really think it's like that, Why don't they show the singing over and over
again? Show the real thing? Show movies went in doubt. I watched
Almost Famous. Yeah, god, it's it's it's cocin hook is and money
out the window. I mean, that's what the real tour is like,
That's what it's all about. So listen, let me tell talk about that.
Let me turn into al all claims he hasn't Gonness' movie yet. Is
it to Kill a mocking Bird by anything? You know it isn't. Okay,
But before we progress, I have to admit a I screwed up and
I don't have the start time of this segment. Oh my god. Okay,
all right, that's I'm hoping one one because he usually I thought it
was one thirty two. Okay, I'll holy cow, okay, all right,
Okay, I spaced real hard. Now that's inside. That's all right,
go ahead. Okay. So I have a few movies that I really
it's going to one would be very had in effect, but it would not
be something I would admit in general. And the first one I'm sure is
gonna like and be very provocative is a clockwork orange Oh wow, you know?
Okay, yeah, yeah, it was. The movie was banned.
It was banned in a lot. It was an X randed movie. It
was it was it was what's his Name's first movie after two thousand and one,
and now I was like that what's his name Danny in the Cuba.
It was just everyone thought it was going to be wow wee. And I
went to go see that and talk about losing your date and the club was
saying losing I brought this girl to that and she never spoke to me,
and then I dropped her. Rob of that. I have to talk there,
and when you look at it, it promoted super violence. That was
the ultra violence. Yeah, l it wasn't really that violent, but when
they had the scenes, they were really kind of sad for the day,
you know. I mean, by today's standards, it's fairly tame right back,
but by then it was. Back then it was holy actually, And
I got to say, you know, the the science behind it about what
they did to him to cure him was what I was. I was like
really amazed. I mean the violence part, yeah, I get it,
and the silly futuristic look, you know, with the milk bars and you
and all this stuff. You know, it didn't age well. But what
they did to him to make him not violent right and ended up with him
was really kind of amazing. Yeah. I should watch that again. I
have it on DVD if you want to watch it. I don't think i've
seen it that horrible night with what's your name out? But now, so
there was that which I find a lot of people would be like WHOA either
didn't never saw it or would want no part of it. And the other
one I found in special rendition of singing in the Rain, Yes exactly,
with the fleshlight. You know, yeah, well another plug ahead, another
plug's one right, and well, I mean I could go through a bunch.
But I found the movie Goodfellas to be exceedingly funny. And I have
to say it's it's an ethnic thing, I think, because there's a scene
where they walk they walk into the bar and they start saying, he is
so and so and so with the big nose, and I swear to God
is like walking in on my family because I have I have aunts and uncles
that I don't know their names because they had nicknames. And you know,
you know, I had an uncle Blondie. What the hell do I know?
You know, my daddy read who the hell is Daddy? Like a
tiny teen or in love stain. No, there was Auntiana's one was old
Auntiana. It was fat Auntienna. And and again this is you know,
my father's My father's family had ten children, and you know, he was
first generation Italian in his country, and his parents came here on their honeymoon
and lived in the North End of Boston. Never spoke a word of English
in forty fifty years because they never had to, because I never left the
neighborhood. And uh, you know they whenever they started watching that. And
my wife is sitting there with me and I'm laughing because I'm like, this
is classic murdering people seven the guy's head in the oven and stuff, the
people with peck axe stuff. Joe Pesci was very fun. But I'm gonna
say thought it was it was my family. Good Fellaws is a good movie.
Martin Scosse. I think one of the big things he makes a mistaken
is it's the wrong music. Those guys aren't listening to Gimme Shelter by the
Rolling Stones and stuff when they go into their ba He just wanted to be
friends with the Stone, so he put their songs in that. Those guys
are listening to Sinatra and stuff, you know what I mean, They're not
listening to you know, po call harm and stuff. But it's a great
movie because one of the great scenes is ray Leoda. He has to move
a bunch of coke like to Toronto, but at the same time he has
to make the spaghetti sauce for his family. So he's doing this and a
helicopters chasing them, and it's it's it's so well done, just so so
so really good, very good. Mountain. Scosse's last big movie, Casino,
was actually actually really good. After that he lost his wife. Thank
you, didn't like Shina Light. The great part of that movie was they
try to build Clinton in Hillary Clinton and Hillary's mother and they shake hands,
how are you? How are you? How are you? How are you?
They each got one hundred and twenty thousand bucks to shake hands and had
the picture right. Oh yeah, absolutely those kids in somebody got food for
peace. This is what you don't want the money anyway, And then I
think Keith Richards walks by, he goes, I'm bushed. What happened?
I'm boys tried exactly, I'm bushed. Funny. So, anyway, who's
left, Trevor. This'd be a good one, trev is it? I'm
curious? Yellow or something really good? So? Uh, you know,
I'm the one that loves, you know, pretentious movies, foreign films,
heart films, stuff like that. I love Goodfellas, you know, I
love everything. I see everything. But there's this movie from nineteen ninety seven
directed by this very well known in China Hong Kong filmmaker named Choi Harc Choi
Hot Choi Hark. In nineteen eighty four, he made a movie called Zoo
Warriors of Magic Mountain, and that's the movie that John Carpenter inspired him to
make Big Trouble in Little China, which I love that movie. Well,
eventually Hollywood came calling and they brought him over to America to make a movie
that, even though it sounds like a porn is not. It's called Double
Team and it stars Jean Claude Van Dams and Dennis Rodman. In his only
Hollywood film, there's the Sister arts from actually see There in the Bottom Corner
sponsored by Flashlight. Yeah. Cool, all right. I I pride myself
on, you know, knowing some stuff about film and you know, constantly
engaging and arguing about it. But I lose all credibility whenever I bring this
I love this film. I think it's so whacked out of its skull it
it makes no sense. It's absolutely ridiculous. Mickey Rourke is the VILLAINY is
coped to the guilt, is out of his mind. Is this pretty?
Uh? But it was a pre plastic surgery on Mickey because yes, because
that's the post had the boxer bit sad sad. At one point he was
asked, pretty good you know, yeah, pretty good on film. I
appreciate that he's on there doing something and doing the best he can. He
was in the pulp of Greenwich Village, right, jeez about gritty great I
mean, great actor, but he was. You know, he's really setting
to see what happened. Now listen, I'm gonna be I'm gonna be upset
to say that we have to take a commercial break now, Treva, if
you have any more, we're gonna get into it when you come back from
the commercial. Okay, all right, maybe you'll tell us your last name
selections too, right, just change both of them? Why not one one?
Why not one one? There's you go front and back done. Maybe
I'll make that my middle name Tanner one one Martin, I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, but the one mon will be with a w in a
w yes, like everyone thinks that one. Yeah. Why don't we do
this? Do you see as the CEO for Flashlight with Tanner one to one
Martin? Yes, it really is. Flashlight would be proud to have you,
very proud. Okay, now we really need a break right now.
Why don't we do this? Take a break when we write back. This
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Let me just thank everyone, not thank everyone, but just reintroduce everyone
and thank them later. Girls, you know he's here. You can feel
his vibe. Everywhere smells like fish and chips. Is one one money?
How are you? Yeah? You can feel my vibe. I can EmPATH
everybody and uh, okay, what do you call it? Remote view to
that's next week We're going to try a remote view exercise with I want I
want to learn how to remote view. I want to learn how to remote
view to Suffolk Downs. You know what I'm talking about. Yeah, I
like to remote view Lily James, who wouldn't anyway. So Also, you
know what girl I like a lot too, is a Tanya Joy. Tanya
something on your tailor Joy? Yeah, Flavor also talk about gorgeous as our
international corresponding switch place, Steve Wood switchy. I great to be here.
We'll go to Mica. Okay, he looks good fronting those sex storys,
doesn't he look at Doesn't this very dynamic? I mean I feel like he's
trying to steal my spot here something I don't know. I feel threatened,
horn into my territory. Well, yeah, does someone here who can take
care of that. It's our international security chief, Willie Club Willie. Yeah.
I was going to say to you was kind of concerned about some of
those visions that he's got behind his head. Me too, Yeah, And
so I'm glad you picked him up on it. Okay, all right,
I would have had of, you know, make send him an email.
They say see something, We put it right, see something, say something.
Yeah, But I'm glad you took care of it. Okay, thank
you, Kluppy. Also with us is get Away Driver, Slash King of
the b Slash your Phoe mechanic. Well, Ronaldo, hell, how are
you? I'm doing great. I'm just I'd be a knight for you.
But you don't know waiting to start the car to get going, turn the
heat on and say ady degrees open the windows though. Anyway. Also with
us is our favorite group which up there and sideways camp counselor raven. Wow,
give me three pushups. No, I don't mean that, my friends.
You need a pair of sunglasses. Sunglasses to complete that. Look okay,
I can't see without my glass. That's okay, you don't need to
see us, so there you okay, all right, anyway, thank you
for joining us. Everything, okay we do. With the cats, they
were knocking stuff over earlier. I have one cat. I have two dogs.
Yeah, she was just in here, she was being devious and then
she left. Okay, you have two dogs? Who are you? Two
dogs? Scotch Soda right, Scotch and Soda is his middle name. And
then Ruby, Oh that's right. Okay, yeah, okay, all right,
it's just one big happy family. Correct. Sure, yeah, she's
the only person who has a woman cave. You know, I means to
have a man cave and then your chick cave? Are you and your chick
cave? We? I mean, I guess you could say that this is
my office. I mean, you know I wear the pants in this family?
Another show. Well, thank you for journey. Yes, also someone
else who wears the pants this family? Who am I going to say,
Trevor? Okay, saluting, I'm assuming you wear the pants in your family,
do you? Yeah? I mean I'm the only one with the pants.
Oh, that's okay, false, false to me. That's all right,
Okay, it's very uniform. Everything goes okay with you. That time
is going great, And thank you for having me back. I love being
on the show. And to any of our fan base, I would like
to reach out to me, you can email me at Tanner one one,
Martin at Fleshlight dot ed U ed flesh Light University this fall in Boston.
It's education. Can I be at the ribbon cutting ceremony? Absolutely? Okay?
Wow, huh listen that we have a few minutes and not a humans
in in thirty seconds. Just explain what A fleshlight is please, Chairman of
the boy. A flashlight is uh, it's yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's it's a machine. And what it is is it's kind of like a
flashlight, and on top of it is a like a rubber mold of uh
of your most favorite porn stars and some of them kind of vibrate. And
then there's you know, obviously an open an opening at the and that's where
you can insert your wan wan the night of your life. Yeah, okay,
okay? Is that battery a little bit east of that? A lot
of people get it really confused. Do you need batteries and you're plug in
them batteries? But you know, I imagine point they probably have internal batteries.
But let's hope that they don't use those like Chinese batteries that will like
explode fire at the wrong time. Yes, at the wrong time or the
right time. Talk about cortus interrupt us exactly like you read about with the
laugh. Well, okay, now, how do you clean that thing?
Two hours? Show clean it? Well, after you're done with it,
you got to do something. You need to pay up and then roll at
flashlight University. Okay, all right, Inquiring minds want to know, what
do you? What are you doing? When you're done with it? You
can't put it away? Usually hard to put it away. Wet what you
well? University tanner wan one wants that money. Baby. Come on,
this's gonna be like ten minutes, ten minutes of music. They'll be training,
involved in demonstrations. Don't know, Yes, okay, they'll call it
hands on training with Can I switch? Can I demonstrators? Can I pivot
to something a little less real? When you say pivot, you gotta add
the squeaky sneaker on parquet sound effect switch. I'm gonna throw it to you
and then dying moments of the show. Yes, what did you have for
breakfast today? Well, it was a morning that I realized I was having
a plumbing situation. Ah, that's right. So I decided I was going
to run out and get some very caustic acid to try and see if I
could fix things before I had to pay thousands of dollars. So I went
to McDonald's, got a sausage McMuffin with egg and a small black coffee.
I drove across the river to get some caustic acid. Okay, I thought
you couldn't pick that up at McDonald's. But that's good. You were in
a howry. You needed some kind of nutrition very quickly, so you went
to make e d's. Yep, okay, heard mcmuffins made of caustic acid.
That's what I was gonna say, is I thought, seems questionable,
but cleans the whole system out. Stop shopping well huh okay, switching.
So did you tip them McDonald McDonald's. Wow? Okay? Is it the
drive through? The driver? Okay? Yeah, you know you don't want
to throw them a buck, throw them the change nothing. Have you ever
been to a McDonald's. Yes, that was a McDonald's the other day getting
a twinkie. No, that's the last place you look. You went to
the wrong drive through, certainly if you got a twinkie. Yeah, only
twinkies and flashlights, that's right. Okay. That's a special place in New
Report where they have all the fast food places all within like the eighth of
a Yeah, take your pick. So anyway, thank you for thank you,
Switchy for that breakfast report. He usually sends me a picture. It's
like, you know, like a plate of food, like they can feed
eight and I'm sitting there nothing today. Nothing nothing. I knew he's gonna
tease us. I'm sitting there eating it's unsalted cracker right, well then salted
peanut butter on it and somebody else. Honey. Anyways, thank you switch.
Okay, time to put up the image. There, my friend,
there we go, the official, the official end of the show. I'm
going to thank you. Well, let me let's start up with Trevor.
Let's give me a hand in a round of the flies, him a round
flaws, you know what, because he's very open and honest. Thank you,
Trevor, great guest, great open meaning like emotionally and not yes anything.
Well I was I was referring to the last time you were on when
you went into detail about having digital sex in the movie. Then remember that,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, digit yeah, digital probing there was,
as we call it to make it scientific. Another good name for bam.
Thank you, treving happens you know, well, I don't know what the
it is you guys. Let me know the name of the place. Right.
As long as pee wee Herman's not there, we're cool. Yeah.
I really think that was more analog than digital. But thanks. There we
go. You set it up and switch the livers. It depends and what's
with the subpounch line? Thank you Trevor for you joining us. We appreciate
thank you for having me. I always love being here. You are all
just a great crew. Love the show. Thank you. We're all drunk
and island love having you. That's our club, Club, Thank you for
joining us. Club. Any arrest warrants tonight or no. We were right
on the press, really close to the edge. I'll tell you. I
found it very informative tonight. Okay, and uh right now I'm gonna go,
and I got to use my flashlight for a little while. But Club,
I gotta say thank you. I really can't wait to watch Violin Ship.
Yeah it's not so good. You enjoy it like I did, and
watch the sequels. You know, I'm watching two, three or four and
Raven. You know the only way to watch that movie is you need to
watch it while thinking of Club using his flash flash light and then wow,
I mean listen, there you go. There's not enough Jack obviously gonna happen.
Now. The movie is gonna scare you about the two scenes that I
couldn't talk about today, And I want you to give me some feedback.
Take notes. I was thinking, I'm usually really bad at picking that kind
of stuff up because again, nothing phazes me, so I miss it thinking
it's normal, and then you won't miss that. Okay, Well, thank
you, club, we appreciate it. Big Twinkie. You're not in lamed
with the your new code, you new nickname, Big Twinkie Club, Big
twin Yeah, okay, was that a jumbo Twinkie? It was just the
special effects. It's the special effects on my camera. I do that with
a lot of don't two hour show. Look, Thank you club for joining.
I appreciate it. Welcome, I thank you all right? Did I?
Oh? Sure? Okay, all right? Thanks? Is it's going
to be real? Wow, Raven, I'm sorry it's that time and night.
I'm trying to avoid it. I say good night to Switch, right,
Switched, I say ad night to you. You don't need to apologize.
Thank you so much for having me. This is so much fun.
I was apologizing and Switch, but that's okay, listen, thank you for
Raven. We appreciate it. Is there is there an animal that you want
to put on screen or we're just going to have a virgin night dare with
my cat is in front of me. But you know, she's laying on
the bed and it's really comfortable to pick her up. But if you can
just imagine a dilute torty, that's what she looks like. Lucy with an
eye and she has extra pause, so she's not extra pause, extra fingers.
Don't you know, don't you trouble the redheads? Oh my god,
I had a few. Well, she's a verse toy I've had. And
so she's sleeping. She's sleeping, so that so she's sleeping, so the
next waking state will be feed me and then goes back to sleeping. It's
a it's a it's a cycle, right, the vicious cycle. Well,
so she like has her food that that's just out all night. What she's
gonna do is probably around when I'm going to bed for a couple hours.
After that, she'll start bringing out all of her toys. She's obsessed with
plastic, so she's got like a lot of Like she'll take our gatorade bottle
caps and stuff. She'll bring all of those out at like two in the
morning, play with them rampantly and be so loud, and then she'll bring
them into bed with us, and like kind of whack them around and hit
our face with them. Wow, okay, play hockey with him. I
got three of those that are like almost twenty pounds each and they just man,
they woke me up a two o'clock this morning, and I wanted to
kill him. I hate to say, is there a flashlight? No joke?
Thank You's a lot of cats. Thank you, Raven. What were
you drinking tonight? What were you drinking tonight? Please tell the audience.
Oh so this is actually Jenesee came out with a new version of colsh It's
the mango and peach couls true for this year the first time. So it
basically looks the same as the other ones. As you can see, it's
like a little darker of a yellow and darker blue, and it's peach mango
and it's pretty good. I do prefer just the regular grapefruit, but this
one, this one is really good. Okay, all right, all right,
you're embarrassing your father. Yeah it is beer. Okay, is it
really long here that tastes like peaches and mango? Yeah? Yeah, I
don't know. I'm surprised, old school. Well it's doing the drub anyway.
Thank you, thank you, Thank you one one, Thank you one
one. You're welcome my pleasure. All right, we should talk on the
phone sometime. Okay, maybe tomorrow so I can still you in all right,
thank you, Wannie. Everything's good over there, right, you've already
reported everything. Good? What everyone? I had some toad in the hall
and spotted dick. I don't usually admit that it's in public, especially when
I'm talking about movies that people might be offended at any spotted dick. They're
all out of spotted dick. There we go. Oh god, it's some
national emergence. When Baker I go to they are going to maybe name the
pastry after me. Spotted one spell what a w So listen that would be
really cool. Let me do the plugs real quick. Okay, first of
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This is Maclarney for the entire crew, saying be safe, be happy,
and bye bye. It's been so long since I've seen her face appray She's
to in fine. I still rick come our sad last day. How it
hurt so bad to see her cry. I didn't want to say a good
Send him my memories remade, send her my The cruises never came. Save
my same old world, same old lost in the sky. She needed so
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further adventures of Al Ferrari, star of Max's latest best seller, How to
Dump a Body at Sea, and not get caught Mac maloney show, this
is lowish, Lois al Ferrari, Hi, Al, how's the book tour
going? Couldn't be better? Sweetheart? Now when I say max, new
book how to dump a body and see and not get caught at selling like
hotcakes, I mean with lots of taraban, lots of bacon, so practically
flying up the bestseller list. That's great, Al, but I'm not surprised.
People must be amazed when you tell them how you turned an old toyota
into a new rolls rice. Oh when I turned a lows a bunch of
quarters into a fortune and gold of bloom. Or when you had that ikey
job moving bodies. Oh, when I ate an ounce in hoteast and so
god, oh gosh, really Al, really, Lois? And he said,
hi, by the way, So the book is stilling great and people
love hearing about your adventures. It's all good, right, you said it,
sweetie, But wait a mint? Oh my gosh, Al, are
you out of gas? Yes? And vodka and you're stranded? Yes,
but wait here comes someone. Now maybe I can bum a rye Al,
Are you okay? I don't know the dargest thing just landed in front of
me, all bright light, flashing strokes. And wait a minute, three
little guys are climb me out of it. Maybe I should tell him I'm
a big fan of the Wizard of oz Al. Don't do that. Okay,
they're looking in the windows. Luckily I have them all rolled up.
Ow you're driving a convertible. Well, they seem to be very interested in
max new book. I got boxes of them in here. Hey, I
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