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Welcome to don't drop the tongs.
Unbearable boy, the sound effect boys over

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there. We got Kyle from your
behind Barbecue. We got Phil the Grill

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who has made it this week.
He is longer building nothing. He's I'm

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not buying no two weeks, two
weeks you had to take it off,

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Yo, Bro, I'm at you
didn't have to buy anything this week because

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you were on time this week.
It goes forward you. So yeah,

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that's Phil Grill, That's Phil the
Girl, Phil Johnson. We are here

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today. Let's get right into it. Big competition this weekend up in Bullhead,

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right, break it down. Let's
Phil went. It's called what is

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it called flaber rama and it's it's
it's a k CBS correct, Yes,

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yes, k CBS. And it
was a bunch of ancilarious and sca competition

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is up. Shouts out to Peaches, shouts out to Pete. Yeah,

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yo, he was the weather he
started. It was cold, bro.

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I watched the weather on the news. I was like, nope, noop.

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It was supposed to snow and kingmin
snow. You know, Kingman,

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you could throw a rock in it, bullet so used tell some snow,

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No, no snow. It was. Uh, it was cold the first

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day, but actually Saturday warmed up
pretty nice. We was out of our

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hoodies and like in Friday, we
had a chance of like maybe an hour

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of warmth and sun was out.
We started on zippering, and then an

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hour went by and we had zip
back. Did you did you guys stay

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at the casino on Thursday night?
I didn't make it. Let's talk about

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that. Let's talk, all right, so let's talk about let's talk.

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Let's start from the beginning here,
let's stir from the beer the beginning.

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Okay, Yeah, we're gonna start
from the beginning. When I get a

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phone call from Phil the grill or
a text on what was it Wednesday morning,

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said hey, you're gonna be home. I'm gonna come pick up my

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stuff at like four thirty five o'clock. Yeah, I said, cool,

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And that's what time I started,
four thirty five o'clock going, let me

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know when you get close. Let
me know when you get close so I

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can put Rent Tintin away because the
dog is I got a devil dogs.

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So I hit him up. No
text back, I said, Okay,

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maybe he's not coming. Six thirty
seven. Hey, I'm ten minutes out,

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I'm like, all right, put
Rent Tintin away, load. I

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bring his two barrels out, I
bring his radio out, everything he needed

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put it, helping him put it
in the trailer. Yeah. And I

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asked Phil, I said, YO, like, how are we going to

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strap this? You strap him over
the top over the thing. He's like,

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no, no, no, no, put the strap front of the

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barrels. So they up against the
barrels. That you're talking about. Drum

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smokers they have if you're not familiar
with it, and you're listening to this

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podcast, and we give you a
quick example, bo. So if you

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do know thing, gave fifty five
gallon drum with a lid that you lift

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on and off. Course. Yes, so the lid comes off, you

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can hold it in your hand.
Yes. What would make you think you

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did not need to fasten that down? Well, let's break that story down.

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Well what happened was what happened was
no. So I was dealing with

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traffic all day. I don't know
what's going on with the city's traffic.

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I started out in ten p At
four thirty, I had to go get

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the trailer No. Two thirty three
thirty and I went to go get the

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trailer from you all, and I
went to you man, it was just

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I was just dealing with traffic,
sit and sit and sit and sit.

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And by the time I got to
your house, it was pitch black,

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right, and there's no street lights
out there, no zero And I did

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not realize that I never installed the
hinge on that blue drum. I thought

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the hinge was on there. And
then when I got two exits down the

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block from your house, I looked
at my rear view and I didn't see

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a handle, and I was like, you know, weird, And so

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I rode all the way back to
your house. I had did a U

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turn at your drive way because I
was looking for this the lid my gateway

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drop and I was like, yo, now what am I gonna do?

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Now? I got like this expensive
trash can that like yeah, two accident

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firebacks, so everything blew out you
did you not? Did you not hear

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it? Did you not? Any
This was crazy, you know? And

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that's what I would think, right
or like seeing it roll in front of

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you down the street car was like, yo, when you go to work,

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like see if you see a lid
to my barrow? And I was

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like once he said, yeah,
the libs off and I was like,

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told you you need to pull the
strap over the top, and you told

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me no, that's like you don't. I need to think about it.

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I got the receipt. I go
to receipt to prove it. Yo.

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So I was like, it has
to be there because nobody beat at me.

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Nobody, you know, I'm thinking, but one thing had to happen.

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It was in the middle of the
road, some good samaritan. So

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you found out, Oh, you
probably wrecked somebody's car. Nobody's gonna see

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that in the middle of the road. People drive where is it? It's

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probably someone I honestly, I honestly
looked for the two days. Yeah,

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going back and forth to the boat. That's why, bro, there's nothing.

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So I'm taking some good samaritan picked
it up out of the middle of

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the road and brought it home to
dispose of it. I think somebody ran

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it over, wrecked their car,
had to call the tow truck, found

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the evidence in the middle of the
street. My DNA's on it from putting

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the damn thing together. So you
get why Dell police, the sheriff coming.

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Yeah, all right, So you
lose your lid on the way to

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the competition. So yeah, and
uh, I was taking Sunny the Grill

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with me to Bullhead and she wasn't
getting off work. She had something going

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on in American Express that she had
her big bosses and stuff. So she

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didn't get home to like five thirty
and we were supposed to. So I

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bought the hotel for two days,
and yeah, only checked in one day.

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So I got there like, I
just left early on Friday morning and

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went straight to the contest. Yeah. Yeah, so you pull up,

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you load it in. How'd you
do well? Friday was good? Friday

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was Friday was the k CBS yep, and oh no s c A.

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So we got out there. All
the asy teams was all lined up together.

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That was great, man, that
was great. Yeah, they put

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everybody together, you know, and
and it was a good time. So

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I'm all unloaded. I got everything
together, you know. I took on

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a newer hobby, right, just
to like ease some tension and anxiety.

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A newer hobby, yeah, well, recreation, let's call it, right,

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A little bit of herbal the cannabis, right, okay, right,

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So I'm you know, I take
a couple of puffs I'm a social smoker,

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right, So I take a couple
of puffs just to relax the nerves.

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And and and I'm you know,
I'm in my zone. I had

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a couple of beers. I'm like, all right, cool, I'm ready.

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Right. So there's this is not
like a good start to any yo.

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So so this is sc a first
day, right. So we're in

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the middle of the day. I
got two turn ins, I got the

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judges coming, I got dessert,
and I got uh what was it?

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Oh appatazer? Right? So and
the judges come to your tents. Come

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to your tent. You have a
table set up? Yeah, you got?

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I got I got my table.
I got a cloth. I got

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a nice stretchy cloth. I was
talking down and I brought all my own

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stuff and didn't borrow a dang thing. Bs and yo, I got receipts.

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You got. I'll text Smitty right
now find out if that's true.

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So anyway, so we got a
little bit of time. I'm chilling,

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Molly Smitty, Sonny. We're all
in a little group, you know,

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got a little five pick going and
stuff. I brought my solo stove,

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you know, to keep us warmth. What exactly you see you brought you

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see your boy boy, you brought
a new year, New Phil. Right.

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So anyway, we're sitting around the
stove. Did you hire an assistant?

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No, yeah, he brought all
we brought all wood. Pause but

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but yeah. So anyway, we're
sitting there and you know, we're all,

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you know, kind of sipping on
something. Smitty passes me a road

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joint. Now I smoke with Smitty
before, Right, he's my brother,

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but he knows my levels, right, expertise when it comes to smoking herbal

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cannabis. Right, So anyway,
and we don't condone any drugs and things

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like that for all the youngsters.
Check with your moms and pops before you

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try to, yeah, exactly.
Anyway, So he passes me a joint,

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right, So I know Smitty's level
of highness, right, yeah,

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or his level of effectiveness on you
know, whed whatever. So I'm very

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cautious. I just take two puffs, and that's my goal. I take

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two puffs and I pass it back
because I want to see what it does

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to me. Right, So I
take these two puffs and I'm sitting there.

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I'm like, all right, cool, let me go start prepping stuff,

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you know, I got, you
know, Sea stake selection coming up

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in a minute, and all of
a sudden, it hit me like a

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bag of bricks. I am high. I'm not even on this earth.

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I'm out of space. Bro.
I'm like nervous that I got to go

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to the hospital high, Like,
I mean, it was bad, bro,

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So so what do you hold on? So I go Molly and Sonny

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is having a conversation. I go
to son I was like, hey,

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son can I see you in the
tech for a minute? Right? No,

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my tet, you know, my
little section, my little tech.

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Right. So I was like,
can I say? She's like, it's

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it important? I was like kinda
right, So she comes to the tech.

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Lamar is over there from I don't
even know. It's Team Mark Barbecue.

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Right. So I'm like, Bro, I was like, yo,

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forget Smitty. I was like,
and I said, it was a little

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more infatis to forget. I was
like, he got me high as a

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kite. I was like, son, I don't want to look like an

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idiot and walk around this park,
but I need to walk this off,

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like I don't even be like Philip
Grill's just out there, real Roman walking

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around the park. So I was
like, at least if you walk with

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me, son it looks like we're
having a powerful conversation through the park.

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Right. So, I'm walking off, I'm drinking water. I'm drinking water,

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trying to get this hot down.
I'm like and Sonny even gets worried.

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She's like, you're all right.
It's like your eyes are like burgundy

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right now. And I'm like,
yo. So I was like, all

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right, cool, I think it's
wearing all sun. Let's go back to

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my tent. I go back there
to Miko, to Miko right from Pop's

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barbecue. He comes by and he's
like, yo, bro, what's wrong.

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I was like, yo, man, Smitty gave me some weed.

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I took two, and my high
as a kite. I'm trying to come

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down. He was like, bro, I was the one that brought it,

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some one of my boys. You
know that cali weed. He said,

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Yo, bring some of that down. But I told Smitty, you

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might not want to smoke this here. You might want to wait till you

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get home because it got wax in
it. I smoked wax, bro.

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I was yo. I was so
yo. So eventually it wore off,

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it came down and I was able
to cook my steak properly, and let

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me tell you a little bit about
my steak technique. Right, I did

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something a little different and I'm going
to run with it. But because again

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being a high right, I missed
the step. I missed a big step.

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We'll talk about it about timelines,
and all of a sudden, all

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that I still was. I was
still doing timelines, but there was one

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step, an easy step. I
just went right past right. And as

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I was cooking the steak, you
know when we put our grill marks,

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you know, then you insert your
thermoped right, So I got my dot,

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I put it in and it skyrocket
is like at one forty. I'm

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like, oh, I'm glad I
had another steak prep because you're trying to

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get a perfect medium steak, yeah, perfect? So what what tempted were

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you shooting for it? To try
to pull off? Like I was trying

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to pull off at like one thirty
four, right, one thirty one thirty

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five. So I was like,
bro, it's one forty six. I

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was like, yo, let me
get the other steaks. So I had

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one already ready to go. I
threw it on and I was cooking that

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right. And then when I put
the grill marks on it. I put

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that probe into that second steak.
It was sitting at one twelve and I

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was like, bro, there's no
way these are two same steaks. There's

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no way. And they they went
through the same process. There's no way

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that this is one twelve and the
other ones went I hit. I hit

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one of the pins. The pins
the pen made of skyrocket does that?

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Yo does? So check it out? So what I do? I went

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back because the first one was my
pick that I wanted to turn in.

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I went back and took it out
of rest it, put it back on.

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I put it back on the smoker. It got into what thirty five

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and it came in for a place. I got a double cook steak.

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I done this and that Yeah,
my done. This was a forty nine

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because I've had to do that before. Yeah forty nine. Yeah. I

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was like, I I have had
yeah, yeah, bro, a forty

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nine. So then it was it
was easy strokes after that, you know,

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I had the judges come around.
I made Philly. These judges come

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there were six or six judges and
they all brand new judges or I don't

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know. I didn't ask, you
know, I gave him to phill the

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Grill. I'm from New York,
you know, you know, And so

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I was talking to him and I
was like, hey, this is the

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number one winging pingix Phoenix by New
Times Magazine. I was like, you

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know, this is something I created. You know, I went through my

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process. I was like, check
out one lady said, I don't even

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like wings. I had nothing but
bones and pause. I had nothing but

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bones in the plates, like clean
bones, you know. So first place

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one eighty, my first one eighty
baby yo. And and then I did

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a your wings took number one,
Wings took number one, Philly Crack wings.

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Yep. I got an appetizer,
and then I congratulates, thank you,

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sir, thank you, first one
eighty two, first one as time.

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Get that pin too. It's like, bro, you gotta like put

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it in its own case. I
don't look. You don't want to lose

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it, you know what I'm saying. Yo. So I got to give

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it to Sonny. Sonny put yours. I got that. I got that

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one eight for the Philly Crack wings. And then I did dessert. I

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did a skillet peach cobbler. So
six new judges came six new judges,

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correct I did. I did a
skillet peach cobbler, and then I did

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a fresh whip cream, and then
I hit them with a little bit of

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grated nutmeg, you know, in
a bourbon carmel sauce. You know that

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came in. But here's the deal. This is a question. I gotta

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ask what place it was seventh?
Yo, it was tied for seven,

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Well all seven got you were the
last one. He was the coin flip.

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No, No, here's the deal. You know how there's six judges,

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right, and then the lower scores
always drops off? Correct? What

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is the one eighty really like a
perfect score? Is it? Even the

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drop counts? It has to be
an No, I believe every every judge

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scored it perfect. That's how you
get one eighty. Every judge scores it

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perfect to get a pin, even
the sixth judge. Yeah, okay,

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so that's what I think too.
Then the reason why I say that,

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and this is good for radio land, right, because here's the deal.

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I got five out of the six
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One judge gave me like a third. Okay, you know, so my

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score total one eight, but I
didn't get a pin for that you should.

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If your score is one eighty,
you get a pin. I didn't

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get a pin for dessert. Did
they give everybody else a pin? I

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know, maybe they owe you a
pin, they owe me a pin.

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Yeah, I'm supposed to get a
pin. Yeah, all right, I

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gotta call y'all out. Yes,
I got a score on one eighty.

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Yes, I gotta I got called
so anyway, okay, so hold on,

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okay, so you did. You
got the appetizers, yeap? Second

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place or fourth place steak? Yep, yep. And then then we went

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to awards for the steak. I
got fourth place steak, and me and

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my big mouth, right because I
was souped and I was still coming down

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off of the weed trauma, right, I said, they call you up

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there, they say, oh,
you gotta say your name where you're from.

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But yeah, and they already gave
me an announcement. Oh here comes

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the shy guy. He probably don't
have nothing to say. Yeah, yeah

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that's what that. Well, there
you go. Just whomp up the bear,

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build the grill, jay z a
barbecue yo a Z. This is

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all backyard. We gotta let him
know whose house is what? Yeah?

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I think I jinxed all California,
California where he got carry got second.

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Yo. Know, we was killing
it in steak. But then the next

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day when yes, seven and I
saw that seven out of the ten ten

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teams was Cali CALLI Cali Cali put
it as well, that's something I want

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to do, Bro, Like I
want to do a California versus Arizona contest.

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Yeah, I want to do the
rib Cookoff Association. And I want

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to do s c A yeah,
and I don't know, make it cool

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to where like we can combine okay, combined Arizona scores, combined calid scores.

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Yeah, we still do top ten
bch just see who runs. We

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should do it. We should do
a private pot, a private oh yeah,

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a private pot. So what did
you finish over all the results?

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All right? So k CBS bro
kV CBS was hard like our four turnings.

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I had a make bro, when
I tell you I had an amazing

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cook I thought I was GC in
it. I really did. Everybody did.

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Smithy thought he was GC and it
was sixty Bro. But Yo,

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here was the killers. Here was
the problem. Here goes barrel that I'm

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about to poke the bear, as
you say, chicken fried flew from Texas.

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Yeah, just to go come to
this contest here was it was a

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low scoring contest, right, because
they couldn't figure out the she Yo,

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it was low scoring, right,
it was very low yo. I I

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placed first at my table. I
placed first at my table, and brisket

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twenty second place. Wow, twenty
second place? There, I heard at

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your table because they had they had
a judging class there too, judging class.

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Insider that took the class, and
you know, she's like, yeah,

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the food was all right, but
like you know, she was like

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breaking it down to like what she
learned in the class and everything, and

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uh, but she she didn't get
to judge. They wouldn't let her judge

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because they had enough judge this time. She can judge it next time,

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next royal. Yeah, how many? How many? I'm curious how many

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people were at a table? Uh? Six? It should be six boxes?

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Well, I mean that didn't happen
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so curious if they did that.
Here was something that I noticed, right,

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I date pork. My pork box
was excellently. The pork was perfect.

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Oh my god, Yo, it
was probably the best pork I cooked.

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Right, I forgot where it ended
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the twenties or whatever, right,
And they said that my I was third

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or fourth at the table, but
when I looked at the table numbers,

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I was second. I gotta go
back to this again. Okay, we

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got to see the results in this. But I just want to ask this,

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why do you guys continue to do
this? If it's continuing, if

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someone can take it, if someone
can take a judging class and the next

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week and the next week be a
judge's Friday Thursday, they can take a

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judging class and then go be a
judge and a competition for By the way,

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you just kind of get something away. You have an insider. So

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therefore you now know a judge.
I know a lot of judges. What

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I'm just saying, you have a
judge now who took the course, who's

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now going to this is unreal.
Just be like Lebron James having you know,

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an NBA ref over this house judges
Like there's double blinds. I'm not

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going on. I'm not going to
get I'm a double blind systemah, double

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blood to blind mice. If you're
a new judge from what I was told,

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you're sitting at a However, they
do the order like there's only like

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one or two allowed new judges.
I'm in together with the veteran. I'm

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not going there. I don't want
to hear it. I don't want to

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hear it. Yeah, bood pressure
yo, So so I'll try to defend

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yo. The second day, you
would have been proud of me bro Saturday

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Saturday right case yo. So they
did mix up. They changed the rules

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for open right, so open chefs
or chef's choice. Chef's choice right because

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last time he was able to bring
it on platters. Correct. Now,

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I told you what I made right
and I had and I really don't want

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to get into my display because I
might use it against you, but I

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plan on bringing it into a platter. They made everybody put it in a

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box. Why would you put chef's
choice in a box? Like? What

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can you possibly I okay, I
get your frustration, but I liked the

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I like the oh this is an
adapt and overcome because now you don't get

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a holes coming in there like me. Yeah, that was this big massive

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thing. Now okay, okay,
now what we do? So here was

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what I made right for a chef's
choice for chef's choice. I made a

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corn pure with with bacon, right. I had to put some bacon in

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it. I grilled the corn,
so I had some grilled corn corn pure

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with bacon, and then I made
a butter garlic scallop on top. Right,

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yo, bro, it was amazing. It was amazing. Even Smithy

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kme. He's like, bro,
the scallop is cooked perfectly, right,

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Yo? Did you have to plate
these things? Yeah? Yeah, I

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had to put them in the box. I had to put six of them

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in a box. Did you have
like little plates to put them in the

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box or no? No, no, that's what I said I was gonna

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do. He said, hell no, we're not doing that. Hell no,

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you need Sonny there. She was
there, yo. So we had

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these little cups. We filled up
the cups with the corn pure, and

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then we put the nice brown caramelized
gallop on top of each one and hit

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it with a little bit of chibs
on top. It was it was it

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was money, right yo. I
think I came in like four for six

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right on that. And guess what
my worst score was on that appearance?

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Tenderness? What what on this gallops? I don't know how you podcast on

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video. Right now, I am
spinning my chair around and staring at the

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ceiling. Yo, I have no
more comments. It's spinning. My brother

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came over. He was like,
Yo, this cook perfectly right. So

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we thought it was it was money. It was perfect Yeah, great tenderness.

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Well, okay, do you take
a lot of judges in Bullhead City,

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scalp. That's what That's what Sonny
said. You gave up some whirld

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fool her world. Poo. That's
part of the deal, like you have

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to No, it's not part of
the deal where you're judge in an open

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competition. You should maybe these judges
didn't have to be like that'd be like

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saying that'd be like saying, oh, the NFL referee, Uh, he

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does not like cold weather, so
he's a package gam so he's not going

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to move past the ten yard line. Shut up a bunch of them bulls,

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I'll say it, a bunch of
bullshit. O God, I'm so

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over this. Every time every time
we do these dang competitions, we come

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back with the same stories of things
that don't make sense. Yeah, but

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okay, I mean I kind of
get it though. No, Yeah,

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you're a judge and but it's okay. It's not like he did something that

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was not allowed. It's an open
competition. It's not like he came out

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and was like, by the way, it's some Australian sea lobster heard of.

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It's a scallop. Okay, it's
a scallop. We're not talking about

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anything crazy tenderness wise, I mean
something. I mean because if it's a

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melt in your mouth, it melt
it in your mouth. It melted in

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your mouth. How much more I
can't. We gotta move on. I

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don't really my blood pressures getting up
too damn y. And I didn't buy

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the scallops in the bag. I
went to my voice shula uh seafood,

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best best seafood in town, the
best seafood town. So I got the

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nice figures. Of course you get
because you served us to a judge who

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ain't never had a scallop before.
That's that's the rule we're gonna use.

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That's that's just that's just case they're
not familiar with the smell of what you're

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supposed to serve them. A god
blessing corn dog nuggets to do this contest.

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Barrels in it, barrels in the
contest, just so we could see

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all the all this. Yeah,
so love to because I'd get thrown out

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because I'd just been talking. I'm
not saying. I'm not saying that a

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scallop is over anybody's head. I'm
just saying, you got to kind of

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play where you're going, Yeah,
serving corn dog nuggets. And I'm just

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saying, what one first place did
they say? I don't know. I

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took my well, I didn't.
Over Pops took first place last year and

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all he did was a uh what
was it? A lobster mac and cheese.

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But okay, that imagine it was
great and amazing. But my point

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though, is is you say you
do a competition for open you inspire creativity,

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you don't want grape, But it's
bad that you're doing competitions insane.

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Don't dumb it down. Don't push
it all the way because well, you

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know from fo from you know,
Lake Havasu coming on her Rascal, she's

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not familiar with want a scallop is
shut up? You know, I hear

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you. I get it. That's
I'm gonna push it. I'm gonna push

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it all the time. That's what
I've done. Yeah, No, it

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was, it was, it was, it was. It was a great

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weekend. I'm glad it was a
great it was a great weekend hanging out

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with friends and and just yeah,
even though Smitty got me high as a

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kite, how did do same thing? He didn't get no calls, imagine

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exactly. And he thought his joint
was he was. He gave you those

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eyes, he gave you that way. You want to talk about you don't

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talk about it, want to talk
about it. Let's even even Moley said,

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we're not talking about it. We're
not talking about So they both knew

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they had some good and yeah,
bro it was low. How about sausage.

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What'd you do for sausage. I'm
not gonna say what I did for

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sausage to complicated. Yeah, just
done some ground breakfast sausage. Yeah,

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I got I got a I got
first place in sausage, first place in

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sausage place. Let's go, man, these people were in that breakfast sausage

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on a piece of toast. So
you got first place sausage, first place,

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appetizer, yeah, one am,
dessert yeah yeah. So low and

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then for fourth place in uh,
fourth place, so I got to keep

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So so here's here's my deal,
and I'm a hold on you know what

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you need to start doing that.
You go do this, you go do

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these scas. That's what I was
freaking jumping the anclary. Yeah, yeah,

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yeah, because here's what you do, Yeah, jumping the ancilarry.

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I know you you state game and
all that, keep it the same.

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But if you throw as much attention
and as much as you did for your

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appetizer, yeah, as much as
you did for your sausage and other stuff

409
00:28:45.799 --> 00:28:48.440
like that, and get creative even
with your scouse. Yeah, turn stuff

410
00:28:48.480 --> 00:28:52.720
in like that. Yeah, bro, you will clean house. You will

411
00:28:52.759 --> 00:28:56.839
clean well well because of the caseybs, bad taste in my mouth. I

412
00:28:56.920 --> 00:29:03.119
am moving forward with more sea comps. I'm gonna I'm gonna pick maybe one

413
00:29:03.200 --> 00:29:07.000
or two more. I'm gonna I'm
gonna pick on like, maybe one or

414
00:29:07.000 --> 00:29:10.400
two more. Saint George's coming up, k cy bs, Yes, yes,

415
00:29:10.559 --> 00:29:12.680
an hour or two out of this. This is the one that I

416
00:29:12.680 --> 00:29:18.400
don't know how I'm gonna do it. Oh, radio Land, Radio Land,

417
00:29:18.440 --> 00:29:22.240
if you're out in Connecticut, how
at your boy filled the girl?

418
00:29:22.279 --> 00:29:27.519
Because he's coming to Connecticut doing the
sea But he doesn't answer. Yeah,

419
00:29:27.640 --> 00:29:33.519
I'm gonna need to borrow some ship. I'm gonna need a bar so they

420
00:29:33.519 --> 00:29:34.839
got one out there, Yeah,
they got one, and so I'm gonna

421
00:29:34.920 --> 00:29:40.920
take a week see my grandkids.
My daughter does a chair time. Your

422
00:29:41.000 --> 00:29:44.359
kids live there, right, yeah, why don't you buy a p K

423
00:29:44.839 --> 00:29:48.599
online and have it shipped to her
house? Ship it to her house and

424
00:29:48.720 --> 00:29:51.599
leave it in she got a garage. Yeah yeah, leave it there so

425
00:29:51.680 --> 00:29:53.480
daddy when daddy comes home, Hey
dad, Well, hey, what's up?

426
00:29:53.559 --> 00:30:02.799
Kids going to a contest? No, definitely, Well that's that's the

427
00:30:02.839 --> 00:30:04.559
gold. The stores you there,
yeah, there you go, there you

428
00:30:04.559 --> 00:30:07.279
go. Yeah. So I'm working
that out. I need a tent and

429
00:30:07.400 --> 00:30:11.839
I need a table. That's what
you need, tent table. The cancillary's

430
00:30:11.920 --> 00:30:17.400
ancillary's is pizza, and I wait
pizza and what was the Oh yeah,

431
00:30:17.440 --> 00:30:19.519
I need to talk to you barrow
pizza. You ain't doing a pizza on

432
00:30:19.559 --> 00:30:25.039
it? Okay? No, no, he had My son in law already

433
00:30:25.079 --> 00:30:29.359
has a green Mountain grill. Done, yep, he'll we talk. I

434
00:30:29.440 --> 00:30:33.119
need that though. What was it? What was it? Crap? Oh?

435
00:30:33.240 --> 00:30:37.519
Rip oh rip rip. Now look, I'm gonna give you a little

436
00:30:37.519 --> 00:30:44.200
insight and radio lands listening, don't
do your normal CACYBS strip understood, be

437
00:30:44.319 --> 00:30:48.000
different. I am don't guess what
everybody that listens to this, and then

438
00:30:48.279 --> 00:30:52.960
everybody out there, yeah when they
think of rips, Oh we're gonna put

439
00:30:52.960 --> 00:30:56.599
this barbecue sauce on there. Yeah
yeah, yeah, yeah, hit him,

440
00:30:56.839 --> 00:31:02.359
slap them, lap something different.
I'm totally that guy. Or you

441
00:31:02.920 --> 00:31:04.240
judge be like, yeah, this
dude don't know. This dude don't know

442
00:31:04.279 --> 00:31:10.359
what he's doing. No overfe oh
yeah of course of course. Now,

443
00:31:10.400 --> 00:31:12.079
but yeah, we we had a
great time. I was. I was

444
00:31:12.160 --> 00:31:15.480
not impressed with the judging out there. But you know what, I heard

445
00:31:15.519 --> 00:31:22.240
a lot of complaints there KCBS what
I referenced it to kmart Yep, yeah,

446
00:31:22.319 --> 00:31:26.960
it's falling by the wayside, which
is sad because I really love the

447
00:31:26.039 --> 00:31:33.759
Royal and I don't want it to
leave. But somebody needs to come contest

448
00:31:33.000 --> 00:31:37.440
me too, me too, any
type of contest. But here's the deal.

449
00:31:37.920 --> 00:31:45.799
When you know, like I I
am totally all about taking responsibility for

450
00:31:45.920 --> 00:31:48.599
my bad cooks, right if I
know, because you're out there with the

451
00:31:48.599 --> 00:31:52.160
best of the best, right and
if you didn't have your best game given,

452
00:31:52.519 --> 00:31:55.839
I mean, there's no way,
I shouldn't have been in the top

453
00:31:55.839 --> 00:31:59.000
ten. I'm sure Smithy feels the
same way. I'm sure you know what

454
00:31:59.039 --> 00:32:02.400
I mean. And it was,
isn't that it was? Here's the deal

455
00:32:02.440 --> 00:32:07.079
with judging, right and and and
I'm gonna I'm gonna speak on it real

456
00:32:07.160 --> 00:32:15.400
quick. But I mean this judging
is not for your preference, like you

457
00:32:15.440 --> 00:32:16.880
were just saying, you were saying, yeah, oh, they didn't know

458
00:32:16.920 --> 00:32:21.400
what the scallop is. Judging is
not for based off of your preference.

459
00:32:21.440 --> 00:32:24.640
Judging should be there should be a
baseline your appearance. There should be a

460
00:32:24.640 --> 00:32:31.359
baseline and what's parents taste? And
there should also be a baseline of what

461
00:32:32.640 --> 00:32:38.039
constitutes good. There's no line,
there's no line. What about taste?

462
00:32:38.240 --> 00:32:42.400
Okay, if I gave you something, What if I gave you something that's

463
00:32:42.440 --> 00:32:45.759
not like a nice blend of spice
but not spicy, but you don't like

464
00:32:45.799 --> 00:32:50.039
that, well, if you don't
like spice, what if you don't like

465
00:32:50.559 --> 00:32:55.160
it's to it was too spicy?
Anything ever done? Any No, I'm

466
00:32:55.240 --> 00:33:00.240
just saying, like, okay,
but you it's not your preference to call

467
00:33:00.319 --> 00:33:06.480
that out at a contest. How
was the balance of taste? How was

468
00:33:06.519 --> 00:33:09.200
the balance, even if it wasn't
a taste that you are really careful.

469
00:33:09.400 --> 00:33:13.640
I don't like Let's just say I
don't like mushrooms. But if I get

470
00:33:13.880 --> 00:33:16.079
something in a pizza and it has
a mushroom on it, I'm not gonna

471
00:33:16.119 --> 00:33:20.200
say, oh, I gotta knock
them down because I don't like mushrooms.

472
00:33:20.240 --> 00:33:22.759
How do I know you don't like
mushrooms? Yes? They do? Are

473
00:33:22.799 --> 00:33:28.079
you kidding me? We just discovered
it with scallops. They don't like scallop.

474
00:33:28.160 --> 00:33:31.640
Yes, that's the problem. They
do do that, Yes, they

475
00:33:31.680 --> 00:33:37.079
do do. Here's my things bad? Right now, here's my thing cook

476
00:33:37.160 --> 00:33:40.759
better? But you are cooking?
What if you you already cooking? You

477
00:33:43.680 --> 00:33:46.359
cook the world. You can always
cook better. You always cook bad.

478
00:33:46.440 --> 00:33:51.279
But if you judge cook it off
of somebody's preference, you could always cook

479
00:33:51.359 --> 00:33:53.119
better. Save it. Yeah,
exactly? Am I not right? You

480
00:33:53.119 --> 00:33:57.880
can always cook better? So you're
telling me there's not three or four things

481
00:33:57.880 --> 00:34:00.559
you would have changed differently with your
turn ins? No? Nothing, zero

482
00:34:02.000 --> 00:34:07.239
four sauce, nope, a little
bit A great cook. There's nothing you

483
00:34:07.280 --> 00:34:10.880
could have done better. The only
thing no, and I'm not no,

484
00:34:12.760 --> 00:34:15.679
I would not change nothing. The
only thing I could put two and two

485
00:34:15.760 --> 00:34:22.079
together. Smitty said everything was tender
and good. I said the same thing,

486
00:34:22.119 --> 00:34:25.519
and I was working. I was
scared about that because of the cold,

487
00:34:25.679 --> 00:34:30.079
right, you know how things sat
back and tighten up right real quick.

488
00:34:30.960 --> 00:34:34.480
I said the same thing me and
skipped. Smitty didn't get one call

489
00:34:34.519 --> 00:34:38.320
in any four boxes. Wow,
maybe it was too tender. Let's maybe

490
00:34:38.360 --> 00:34:45.079
it was cherry anchor barbecue, cherry
anchor guy. Yeah, he came a

491
00:34:45.079 --> 00:34:46.559
long way, his ass off,
he came along way, came a long

492
00:34:46.599 --> 00:34:54.559
way and the contest of all contests
and his first GC. And and wait,

493
00:34:54.719 --> 00:34:58.480
I think he got two calls on
one call. I think he got

494
00:34:58.519 --> 00:35:01.360
three calls. No, I don't
don't think so, because he got did

495
00:35:01.400 --> 00:35:04.800
with. There was a couple,
there was and that was the thing.

496
00:35:04.840 --> 00:35:09.360
It was like even Steph Steph from
simply Marvelous, he got one call and

497
00:35:09.440 --> 00:35:14.840
he was like seventh. Scores were
all over. Yeah chicken he got thirty

498
00:35:14.880 --> 00:35:20.119
second place. Yeah, Ribs he
got sixth place. Porky got first place

499
00:35:20.199 --> 00:35:25.440
with a one eighty brisket. He
got twelfth bro in big contest like that,

500
00:35:25.559 --> 00:35:30.840
Yo, two calls can make you
the winner. Thirty second, thirty

501
00:35:30.920 --> 00:35:37.840
second place and you e gc yo. That's that's the problem with No,

502
00:35:37.880 --> 00:35:42.719
it's not the way it's apposed to
be. Yes, it's the way.

503
00:35:43.320 --> 00:35:45.400
Let's give a big shout out to
him. Yes, congratulations. Yes,

504
00:35:45.519 --> 00:35:50.000
that's the contest to win. Look, I'm not here to say that nobody

505
00:35:50.079 --> 00:35:52.360
cooked better than anybody else. I'm
not here to say that. I'm just

506
00:35:52.440 --> 00:35:58.679
saying that the judges need to understand
that we are not cooking to their preference.

507
00:35:58.840 --> 00:36:00.400
You know what was the worst thing
that people used to say to me?

508
00:36:01.920 --> 00:36:06.760
At at trap House, people will
say, oh, yeah, no,

509
00:36:06.840 --> 00:36:08.400
the Mecca chief is good. But
it's not like my grandma's. I

510
00:36:08.440 --> 00:36:14.320
am not your grandma. I'm not
your grandma. I'm not cooking to your

511
00:36:14.320 --> 00:36:17.039
preference. This is my recipe.
You're supposed to be a chef. You're

512
00:36:17.039 --> 00:36:21.039
supposed to change the game. You're
supposed to have your own style, your

513
00:36:21.079 --> 00:36:24.719
own flavor, your own profile.
You give somebody that is a perfect dish,

514
00:36:25.239 --> 00:36:30.760
they either like it or they don't, but they cannot criticize that it's

515
00:36:30.840 --> 00:36:34.920
not their preference. Like you can'tnot
judge off of their preference. Bro,

516
00:36:35.880 --> 00:36:39.000
I'm done, I'm done. That
was my weekend. It's always adapt and

517
00:36:39.079 --> 00:36:44.360
overcome. Oh yeah, I'm not
done, and you can always cook it.

518
00:36:44.679 --> 00:36:47.519
You cannot tell me, you cannot
always want I want to ask my

519
00:36:47.559 --> 00:36:52.199
big brother every cook. I want
to ask my big brother if he would

520
00:36:52.199 --> 00:36:55.360
have did anything different every cook I've
ever had, whether it was first place

521
00:36:55.400 --> 00:37:00.519
steak, second place steak at the
same contest and first place and they antlers,

522
00:37:00.840 --> 00:37:02.840
there's always something that I'm like,
I could have done that better,

523
00:37:02.880 --> 00:37:07.039
and I could have arrested that I
could have done that. Let's start calling

524
00:37:07.079 --> 00:37:12.119
you the kool aid man. You
drink so much of the I have a

525
00:37:12.159 --> 00:37:15.159
new look outlook. Oh my gosh. All right, so talked about all

526
00:37:15.360 --> 00:37:22.199
that I did something that was so
stupid, but it actually popped off pretty

527
00:37:22.199 --> 00:37:25.840
good. So I teased it last
week that I had to do something.

528
00:37:27.119 --> 00:37:29.519
Yeah, how'd that go? The
video? It came out really good and

529
00:37:29.559 --> 00:37:31.440
it was the most ridiculously based thing
Ever's basically what happened was, did you

530
00:37:31.480 --> 00:37:36.400
listen to podcastil I was tasked here
at the radio station to create an appetizer

531
00:37:37.119 --> 00:37:42.760
that you could make anywhere and tied
into Taylor Swift and the Kansas City Chiefs,

532
00:37:43.880 --> 00:37:45.519
and you had to figure out a
way to do this. So again,

533
00:37:45.599 --> 00:37:51.400
it had to be extremely, extremely
basic. So this is how basically

534
00:37:51.400 --> 00:37:53.480
got I took is this rules rules, This is my boss doing this.

535
00:37:53.519 --> 00:37:57.440
And it's also for our audience.
Like a lot of our audience here at

536
00:37:57.440 --> 00:38:00.639
the radio station and our social media
followers, they don't have smokers and grills

537
00:38:00.639 --> 00:38:06.320
and everything else. A lot of
people are ovens and air fries. You

538
00:38:06.360 --> 00:38:08.440
know, that's their thing, and
it ain't nothing wrong with that. So

539
00:38:09.400 --> 00:38:14.079
I took frozen chicken strips because Taylor
Swift loves her chicken strips. If you

540
00:38:14.119 --> 00:38:15.880
remember that the first game was she
was there in the sleet she was eating

541
00:38:15.920 --> 00:38:22.239
chicken strips. Sorry sways, so
crap. So what I did is I

542
00:38:22.320 --> 00:38:27.000
took hold on. I took a
frozen chicken strip, air fried it basic.

543
00:38:28.159 --> 00:38:30.559
I got some pretzel sliders, Yeah, because pretzel sliders looked like little

544
00:38:30.559 --> 00:38:36.559
football the Kings Hawaiian ones put that
bred it. I took that chicken strip

545
00:38:36.559 --> 00:38:38.559
out of the air fry and was
done. I mixed it with red sauce,

546
00:38:38.639 --> 00:38:43.360
red hot sauce because Taylor red and
she loves that, with Kansas City

547
00:38:43.400 --> 00:38:46.480
barbecue sauce. Mix the two together
dipped the chicken strip in there, put

548
00:38:46.519 --> 00:38:52.039
it Omie toasted pretzel roll, then
put a piece of swift cheese aka Swiss

549
00:38:52.119 --> 00:38:57.119
cheese, and then put a little
ranchtris over top of it. Total recipe

550
00:38:57.159 --> 00:39:00.280
costs like less than twenty bucks.
Made it in ten minutes. I didn't

551
00:39:00.280 --> 00:39:01.800
think it was gonna go anywhere.
It got quite a few views, but

552
00:39:01.800 --> 00:39:06.719
the amount of people that thought I
like, reinvented the wheel by mixing Ksey

553
00:39:06.800 --> 00:39:09.079
sauce and red Hot sauce, I'm
like, it just goes to show right

554
00:39:09.119 --> 00:39:14.960
there. It kind of goes back
to Phil was just talking about or you

555
00:39:15.000 --> 00:39:20.519
were saying the same thing. We
have people and that sounds so stereotypical,

556
00:39:20.559 --> 00:39:24.880
but there are so many people who
eat who don't know how to cook,

557
00:39:25.280 --> 00:39:30.519
who just want the simplest things possible, and the simplest things sometimes work.

558
00:39:31.280 --> 00:39:36.400
Kids a city barbecue sauce from the
store, poured in red hot sauce,

559
00:39:36.760 --> 00:39:38.400
fifty mix it together and people were
like, this sauce is amazing, And

560
00:39:38.400 --> 00:39:43.320
I'm like, it's the basic,
the most basic sauce, but it blows

561
00:39:43.320 --> 00:39:45.840
people's minds. So now this week, since it did well, my boss

562
00:39:45.840 --> 00:39:50.519
has tasked me again to do another
one. So this week I'm doing because

563
00:39:50.559 --> 00:39:53.800
Casey is still in it. Correct, Yes, So this week I'm doing

564
00:39:54.119 --> 00:40:00.480
I'm doing Tailor Tots Taylor. So
they're gonna be Tater tots, well bacon

565
00:40:01.000 --> 00:40:06.559
and I'm gonna mix ranch and hot
sauce, make like a spicy sauce.

566
00:40:07.039 --> 00:40:10.360
I'm gonna put cheese on top of
it and getting toaster in style. Tailor

567
00:40:10.840 --> 00:40:15.760
Taylor Tots, stupid things like that. Yeah, but again it's the stupid

568
00:40:15.760 --> 00:40:17.360
things like that that people like because
yeah, we work for our I work

569
00:40:17.400 --> 00:40:21.760
for a country radio station, so
yeah, and anything right now that's Taylor

570
00:40:21.760 --> 00:40:23.320
Swift based. I mean, my
god, the world is stopping that girl.

571
00:40:23.960 --> 00:40:29.559
Make the Tata swat Tata Tots do
to sway because they look horrible.

572
00:40:29.639 --> 00:40:31.239
Barrel, I gotta give you my
phone. I want to I want you

573
00:40:31.320 --> 00:40:37.599
to read Smitty's comment on the air, so they that that Kyle Manakati with,

574
00:40:38.000 --> 00:40:42.400
Oh, we're going back to we're
reverting back to what Phil just said

575
00:40:42.480 --> 00:40:45.199
about. By the way, you
have eight hundred or six. Don't worry

576
00:40:45.199 --> 00:40:50.519
about it. Don't worry about it
how much twenty six all hate to see

577
00:40:50.519 --> 00:40:52.719
his email? All right? Here? You have that many myss text messages.

578
00:40:52.920 --> 00:40:57.159
All right, here we go.
This is what Kyle said earlier.

579
00:40:57.199 --> 00:41:02.159
If you'd always change something Phil to
Smitty, would you cooked or change anything

580
00:41:02.199 --> 00:41:06.960
from your turning boxes last week?
It's for the podcast? Anything different,

581
00:41:07.039 --> 00:41:09.280
Smitty? No, it was a
good cook. If anything, I may

582
00:41:09.320 --> 00:41:15.400
have slightly overcooked everything, so I
just would vent more or lay off a

583
00:41:15.480 --> 00:41:20.480
bit in the wrap. That's what
I'm saying. There's always something so tighten.

584
00:41:21.000 --> 00:41:22.960
Did he just know you, yester, something he could have changed,

585
00:41:24.039 --> 00:41:28.800
because that's hold on, But that
did he not just say that's something you

586
00:41:28.800 --> 00:41:32.400
would change. There's always something you
can change, bro, There's always is

587
00:41:32.519 --> 00:41:37.960
something you can change. All right, So we're gonna move away, We're

588
00:41:37.000 --> 00:41:40.400
going down. We're gonna change.
Not to talk to crap. But I've

589
00:41:40.440 --> 00:41:45.920
heard this before. I've heard the
same song and dance. So that was

590
00:41:45.000 --> 00:41:50.360
my weekend. That was mine.
So I gotta do these tailor tops this

591
00:41:50.440 --> 00:41:53.360
week and go with that. I
guess as long as Kansas City continues on

592
00:41:53.440 --> 00:41:59.119
in the playoffs to continue to make
things. I think Kansas City has Buffalow

593
00:41:59.199 --> 00:42:01.760
Buffalo and they both of that playing
the cole. I think Miami was Dave

594
00:42:01.800 --> 00:42:06.639
Froze, dem Oh Miami had no
chance. I mean, my gosh to

595
00:42:07.519 --> 00:42:10.159
their quarterback came from Hawaii, played
at Alabama. That guy's probably ever seen

596
00:42:10.239 --> 00:42:15.519
him below fifty degrees in his life. He got there was like what has

597
00:42:15.880 --> 00:42:17.840
happened? Plus all the injuries he's
had over the years. His body was

598
00:42:17.880 --> 00:42:22.320
so tight and could he move?
So that was my weekend. Let's just

599
00:42:22.360 --> 00:42:23.440
get into it. I know,
Kyle, do just want to talk about

600
00:42:23.440 --> 00:42:25.559
it? Yeah, he don't want
to talk about if you don't know.

601
00:42:25.599 --> 00:42:30.760
Real Quick, Kyle from your behind
Barbecue, the upcoming rushaurant, Birds and

602
00:42:30.760 --> 00:42:34.039
Bones, real Quick has an update
on that. We're getting closer. Yeah,

603
00:42:34.079 --> 00:42:37.800
it's where it's rolling. We're getting
real close. Looking forward to that.

604
00:42:37.239 --> 00:42:40.519
Hopefully someday we'll actually get to be
invited to it and find out what

605
00:42:40.519 --> 00:42:45.840
this place looks like. We'll see
that. But so, Kyle is a

606
00:42:45.079 --> 00:42:51.440
huge Dallas Cowboys, die hard.
I'm a die hard Cowboys and every freaking

607
00:42:51.519 --> 00:42:55.559
year my heart out, stop stop
stop stop, We're gonna we're going back

608
00:42:55.559 --> 00:43:00.119
to this up a little bit here
working a back you got, We're gonna

609
00:43:00.199 --> 00:43:05.920
back this up. We're gonna back
this up last week off air before we

610
00:43:05.960 --> 00:43:09.119
begin the podcast, you were like, this is our year. We cannot

611
00:43:09.119 --> 00:43:13.440
be beat. We got this year. We got this. I mean the

612
00:43:13.639 --> 00:43:19.079
confidence that you went into this game
with. Let's just say this. If

613
00:43:19.119 --> 00:43:23.559
I don't get a freaking notification by
tomorrow that says that whole freaking team has

614
00:43:23.599 --> 00:43:29.320
been fired, I promise you,
Barrow, I will never ever cheer for

615
00:43:29.400 --> 00:43:34.599
them again. So you're hard out
bro every freaking year. And let me

616
00:43:34.599 --> 00:43:37.199
tell you something, Barrel. When
these teams, when these Cowboys get blown

617
00:43:37.239 --> 00:43:40.760
out, right, they get blown
out, blown out forty nine ers,

618
00:43:40.840 --> 00:43:45.480
Buffalo Miami, These good teams blow
us out, and you know why because

619
00:43:45.559 --> 00:43:49.920
the team isn't ready. And you
know what, that's not a player's fault.

620
00:43:50.119 --> 00:43:53.159
That's coaching problem. That's a coaching
problem. We're not built for the

621
00:43:53.199 --> 00:43:57.679
playoffs. We can't show up the
big games. I'm done with the team.

622
00:44:00.360 --> 00:44:01.880
I'm done. But it's off.
But okay, I know, as

623
00:44:01.920 --> 00:44:05.639
much as you want to blame the
coaches because that's the easy thing to do,

624
00:44:07.360 --> 00:44:09.719
they hate say it. Your quarterback
is a b he had a career

625
00:44:09.800 --> 00:44:14.320
year. I'm not getting into Dak
Prescott because wait, he had a career.

626
00:44:14.519 --> 00:44:17.760
He had a career year against a
weak schedule. Yeah. Yeah,

627
00:44:19.280 --> 00:44:22.800
if it was any year it was
this was your coach problem. Yeah,

628
00:44:22.840 --> 00:44:27.039
all of them. You know what
you need you need to you know,

629
00:44:27.159 --> 00:44:30.239
no, you need you need cocaine
to come back. That's when you guys

630
00:44:30.239 --> 00:44:36.280
were good. That's what you had, the cocaine. Cowboys. I think,

631
00:44:36.360 --> 00:44:42.119
I truly think though, I truly
think that you dedicate Sundays just cowboys.

632
00:44:42.159 --> 00:44:45.559
My favorite, My favorite is I
wake up Sunday morning, go through

633
00:44:45.599 --> 00:44:50.880
Instagram and there's Kyle Where where the
hell do you get That jacket meets a

634
00:44:50.920 --> 00:44:53.480
lot You don't don't bash my So
that's a Mitchell and Ness jacket. Cowboy

635
00:44:53.559 --> 00:44:55.400
jacket. That's nice. And you
know what, Beryl, you know what

636
00:44:55.480 --> 00:45:00.159
the nail in the coffin was?
Was that fing video? When I posted

637
00:45:00.159 --> 00:45:07.239
that stupid, fuck, stupid video
of me tongs and mitchelada in the hand

638
00:45:07.360 --> 00:45:09.840
and just having a good old time
at nine o'clock in the morning, and

639
00:45:09.960 --> 00:45:14.280
I posted, I was like,
that's the nail in the coffin. Because

640
00:45:14.840 --> 00:45:17.960
I never post stuff like that.
I keep it to myself. Cowboys,

641
00:45:19.079 --> 00:45:22.480
I keep it. You know what
else happened? Check this out. My

642
00:45:22.559 --> 00:45:27.559
sister's like, oh, you know, my dad so my dad's like trying

643
00:45:27.559 --> 00:45:30.719
to make this big extravagant breakfast and
I'm like, what's going on. So,

644
00:45:30.840 --> 00:45:34.000
oh, your sister's coming over.
We're gonna go look at a car

645
00:45:34.079 --> 00:45:36.239
and blah blah blah. And I
was like, well, yeah, I

646
00:45:36.280 --> 00:45:39.519
know you, and I know how
you get with these car people, Like

647
00:45:39.559 --> 00:45:43.039
you know the game is it two
thirty? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

648
00:45:43.039 --> 00:45:44.559
he said, yeah, yea,
yeah, I'll be back in time.

649
00:45:44.639 --> 00:45:45.760
I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no,

650
00:45:45.199 --> 00:45:49.360
I will call in a bomb threat, like I know how this goes.

651
00:45:49.519 --> 00:45:52.239
Yeah, he said, no,
we'll be fine. Blah blah blah.

652
00:45:52.239 --> 00:45:57.559
So may you know we're eating fucking
They leave and I'm starting it's time.

653
00:45:57.800 --> 00:46:00.599
It's game. It's playoff weekend.
Yeah, right, doing my thing

654
00:46:00.639 --> 00:46:04.960
blah blah blah. Put the nail
in the coffin with that stupid post,

655
00:46:06.000 --> 00:46:08.679
getting on the couch blah blah blah. So during the regular season, my

656
00:46:08.800 --> 00:46:14.360
sister does not come over. I
do not have friends come over for the

657
00:46:14.400 --> 00:46:19.599
game. It's me, my father, and my brother sometimes and we watch

658
00:46:19.679 --> 00:46:22.199
the game. That's it. It's
just the boys. We watch the game.

659
00:46:22.199 --> 00:46:24.440
Blah blah blah. People I'll come
over. You're always cooking, No,

660
00:46:24.719 --> 00:46:29.159
stay out of my house. Okay, it's bad, it's bad Juju.

661
00:46:29.199 --> 00:46:32.599
I'm a firm believer in Juju.
Okay. So my sister comes walking

662
00:46:32.679 --> 00:46:37.360
in. They didn't get the cars
whatever, blah blah blah. So she

663
00:46:37.480 --> 00:46:39.880
comes and sits down on the couch
and I'm just looking at her. I

664
00:46:39.920 --> 00:46:44.119
was like, oh, are you
staying for the game. She's like,

665
00:46:44.159 --> 00:46:46.360
yeah, I'm gonna stay for the
game, but you know I won't stay

666
00:46:46.400 --> 00:46:51.159
long. And I'm megan, okay, all right. So now then my

667
00:46:51.559 --> 00:46:54.760
in my inner head Juju's talking like
this ain't good. And I'm like,

668
00:46:54.920 --> 00:46:58.599
so you mean your sister coming to
screw? What do I do? What

669
00:46:58.599 --> 00:47:00.880
do I do? So I'm like, okay, it's fine, it's fine.

670
00:47:00.960 --> 00:47:01.840
I was like, it's a Green
Bay Packers. They barely made it,

671
00:47:01.840 --> 00:47:05.079
Like scroll them, It'll be fine. And then I'm thinking, okay,

672
00:47:05.079 --> 00:47:07.079
it's the first round of the playoffs. We always get knocked out.

673
00:47:07.079 --> 00:47:08.039
I was like, this could be
our year. Blah blah. We have

674
00:47:08.079 --> 00:47:10.519
the best team at talent. I'm
like, okay, I'm in my head,

675
00:47:10.519 --> 00:47:14.920
this is me and my head's off. Game's on. It's fourteen to

676
00:47:15.039 --> 00:47:20.280
zero. I look at my sister. I'm like, you gotta go.

677
00:47:20.840 --> 00:47:22.760
She said, make it good?
Well, what do you mean. I

678
00:47:22.800 --> 00:47:24.760
was like, look, I got
this thing. She's like, I know

679
00:47:24.880 --> 00:47:28.559
you got the superstition thing. Blah
blah blah. She's like, I planned

680
00:47:28.559 --> 00:47:31.159
not leave it at halftime anyway,
boom Packers score king And I look at

681
00:47:31.159 --> 00:47:36.000
her. I was like, you
have to go. That sounds like no,

682
00:47:36.280 --> 00:47:37.719
she don't have to go, blah
blah. She's like, I'm telling

683
00:47:37.760 --> 00:47:42.079
you, I think I should go
because every time I'm here they lose or

684
00:47:42.159 --> 00:47:45.280
this and that, and I'm like, oh, I please take this.

685
00:47:46.079 --> 00:47:50.639
Sister's like all right, and I'm
all pissed off limit of the TV.

686
00:47:51.039 --> 00:47:55.679
She leaves. So I'm just really
glad though that once again it was your

687
00:47:55.760 --> 00:47:59.079
year to go out in the first
round. Screw that team, man,

688
00:47:59.159 --> 00:48:01.320
Yo, I know you you realize
though your logo, right, the star,

689
00:48:01.639 --> 00:48:06.519
Yeah, America's team. You realize
that that's I'm not supposed to be

690
00:48:06.559 --> 00:48:08.159
your yell preview of your team.
Just this one star, right? What's

691
00:48:08.639 --> 00:48:13.159
all right? I'm glad you're reading. Yo. I got one question?

692
00:48:14.039 --> 00:48:20.599
How about them cowboys? How about
them cowboys? I dedicate my Sundays to

693
00:48:20.679 --> 00:48:22.159
this. I don't know why,
bro, I get so wrapped up into

694
00:48:22.159 --> 00:48:27.840
this crap. I always do it. Should I get so wrapped up into

695
00:48:27.880 --> 00:48:30.480
it? Do you realize that's like
barbecue, bro, like going outside lighting

696
00:48:30.480 --> 00:48:36.079
your grill, going to these contests
like this is my life, like the

697
00:48:36.119 --> 00:48:39.360
restaurant, all this, This is
life, bro. Now my hobby.

698
00:48:39.480 --> 00:48:43.239
Like I got asked recently. He
was like, hey, so other than

699
00:48:43.239 --> 00:48:45.199
that, like what do you do
as a hobby? And I was like,

700
00:48:45.440 --> 00:48:47.079
Dallas Cowboys that's It's like, what
do you mean. I was like,

701
00:48:47.119 --> 00:48:52.199
ah, I dedicate I'm a hobbyist
of the Dallas Cowboys. I love.

702
00:48:52.360 --> 00:48:57.440
I listened Dallas Cowboys podcast article.
I do all this stuff, bro,

703
00:48:57.679 --> 00:49:00.000
I do all of it. And
you know what, it's just pissed

704
00:49:00.199 --> 00:49:04.840
me. Like those guys on on
TikTok or Instagram whatever it is, and

705
00:49:04.880 --> 00:49:07.320
they're breaking TVs and they're all pissed
off, throwing a flag in a bush

706
00:49:07.320 --> 00:49:10.280
and all this crazy stuff. Like
I get that. Other people are like,

707
00:49:10.320 --> 00:49:13.239
oh, this is all made up, and I was like no,

708
00:49:13.960 --> 00:49:15.400
Like I just kicked my sister out
of the house, bro, I'll burn

709
00:49:15.440 --> 00:49:20.480
this whole house down. There was
a moment, wait this one, I

710
00:49:20.519 --> 00:49:22.519
know we're talking football, but there
was this wide receiver wide open, Bro,

711
00:49:22.599 --> 00:49:27.760
and the guy, the damn Packers
quarterback do it and it was like

712
00:49:27.840 --> 00:49:30.760
a back pass and he caught it
and he's like all by himself and he's

713
00:49:30.800 --> 00:49:34.280
just like literally walking in the end
zone. My remote was going through that

714
00:49:34.440 --> 00:49:37.760
FATV. Bro. They swore together. It was I swear. I just

715
00:49:37.920 --> 00:49:39.599
was like and then I was here
I go with my bad juju in my

716
00:49:39.599 --> 00:49:42.800
head, thinking, Okay, now
I gotta buy a damn TV if I

717
00:49:42.840 --> 00:49:49.719
do this. I didn't DV,
but I thoroughly regretted posting that because it

718
00:49:49.880 --> 00:49:53.960
got like thirty thousand views on Facebook. Bro and randoms when you put hashtags

719
00:49:53.960 --> 00:49:57.920
in there, randoms can like scroll
through reels they see that. I'm like,

720
00:49:57.960 --> 00:50:01.239
oh, this didn't this didn't last? How did? How did the

721
00:50:01.280 --> 00:50:06.039
game turn out? Like just bashing
me in the comments as they should have.

722
00:50:06.239 --> 00:50:08.639
I know, I'm sorry, as
they should have they should have.

723
00:50:08.679 --> 00:50:15.039
I'm done. You was quiet.
I know I did. I did get

724
00:50:15.119 --> 00:50:19.480
you to come only come out of
your show because it was Monday, after

725
00:50:19.519 --> 00:50:23.760
the Cowboys had had had paused,
had fallen, had fallen flat, and

726
00:50:23.800 --> 00:50:25.559
I sent a message in our group
with it. I said, hey,

727
00:50:25.639 --> 00:50:30.559
is anyone ever cooked with Doritos?
I got a reciue I'm trying to make

728
00:50:30.559 --> 00:50:34.559
with Doritos, And Kyle, being
the true friend that he is, right

729
00:50:34.559 --> 00:50:36.159
back, yeah, tell me about
it. You know what do you need

730
00:50:36.199 --> 00:50:39.239
to And I sent him back that
mood or that meme that was going around

731
00:50:39.800 --> 00:50:45.920
and it said not this year Doritos, and it had all the cowboys,

732
00:50:46.079 --> 00:50:51.199
It had the Jordan crying face and
it said that not so cool cowboy Doritos.

733
00:50:51.400 --> 00:50:54.039
I was like, oh, Kyle
was like, all right, bro,

734
00:50:54.199 --> 00:50:58.920
I got so many I got so
many damn things said to me,

735
00:51:00.159 --> 00:51:04.239
ms all these all these memes tagged
it. And Mark Man I think he

736
00:51:04.280 --> 00:51:07.360
listened to his podcast Giant Packers Fan. He posts on my thing He's like,

737
00:51:07.360 --> 00:51:10.800
hey Man, on your next video, you should like get a Texas

738
00:51:10.800 --> 00:51:15.519
brisket and slice it all up,
wrap it in a bunch of cheese curds,

739
00:51:15.679 --> 00:51:17.480
and then have the cheese curds fall
out on He had this whole you

740
00:51:17.519 --> 00:51:20.480
know what I was gonna do to
you and I and I pulled back on

741
00:51:20.519 --> 00:51:22.320
it. I could tell upset you
were he would have probably put them.

742
00:51:22.400 --> 00:51:28.239
He would have put the I was
gonna instact. I was gonna instacart some

743
00:51:28.400 --> 00:51:36.119
cheese curds and your address. I
was gonna do it, lost, I

744
00:51:36.239 --> 00:51:39.639
was gonna do it. I had
to pull back for two reays. One.

745
00:51:39.679 --> 00:51:44.079
I was like, this is my
instacart account. But Kyle kills the

746
00:51:44.119 --> 00:51:46.920
insta car driver. I'm gonna be
associated with some random ask dude with all

747
00:51:46.960 --> 00:51:54.079
his kids. I'll flip out.
You're a neighbor. Who the hell are

748
00:51:54.119 --> 00:51:58.960
you gonna flip out? Good thing, bro, I would have lost it,

749
00:51:59.519 --> 00:52:04.480
ridgid it by way. So it's
last. We're gonna give you a

750
00:52:04.519 --> 00:52:07.880
grief about the Cowboys losing today.
No, but one more thing with the

751
00:52:07.920 --> 00:52:10.920
Cowboys. This is this is I
told your boy Rich from Bad Boys Barbecue

752
00:52:10.920 --> 00:52:20.079
two, and I'm telling and I'm
telling every Dallas Cowboy fan because here's the

753
00:52:20.079 --> 00:52:22.199
deal. I knew my Giants was
gonna suck this year, and I kind

754
00:52:22.239 --> 00:52:27.639
of just watched. Okay, should
the playoffs? The playoffs? You guys,

755
00:52:27.840 --> 00:52:30.519
exactly, Okay, so let's let's
just say this. I knew it

756
00:52:30.559 --> 00:52:36.239
wasn't gonna be great this year,
so I just stood and watched the entertainment

757
00:52:36.360 --> 00:52:44.320
of watching football. I do not
want to hear again. Two things that

758
00:52:44.360 --> 00:52:47.079
you guys don't choke in the playoffs, and this is your year. You

759
00:52:47.159 --> 00:52:51.039
are not allowed to say that.
I've never said any of them. You're

760
00:52:51.039 --> 00:52:59.800
not. This is you say that
every this year. You say that.

761
00:52:59.880 --> 00:53:04.639
I don't say that. Those aren't
even in my vocabulary. This is our

762
00:53:04.719 --> 00:53:08.239
year. We gotta remember said that
we got to rewatch a podcast. I've

763
00:53:08.239 --> 00:53:12.840
never said that one. Yes,
you have. How boring is football?

764
00:53:12.880 --> 00:53:15.400
Now? Like? Besides you,
congratulations Barrow, your teammate the Lions.

765
00:53:15.599 --> 00:53:20.719
They should have been the rematch this
weekend. What what actually would have played

766
00:53:20.719 --> 00:53:22.480
Tampa Bay? What? What?
No? I know? I was hoping

767
00:53:22.559 --> 00:53:27.239
that Eagles. I was hoping that
Eagles would just pull it out for Detroit.

768
00:53:27.360 --> 00:53:31.000
But it's gonna be hard. But
I don't even know Mayfield. Baby.

769
00:53:31.119 --> 00:53:37.159
Who's your two super Bowl contenders?
Uh? San Francisco and Buffalo.

770
00:53:37.760 --> 00:53:45.320
Who's your two? I think San
Francisco as much as I want the Lions

771
00:53:45.360 --> 00:53:49.400
to do, I think's gonna have
their hands full of their defense is legit.

772
00:53:49.639 --> 00:53:54.239
I think I think playing amazing.
I love that here's because they're dogs.

773
00:53:54.440 --> 00:53:57.320
You got to have a dog in
you. Yeah, But I will

774
00:53:57.320 --> 00:54:00.679
say that the Lions Front four has
dogs in it. They're gonna make his

775
00:54:00.760 --> 00:54:05.199
life. Hell ye like that Hutchinson, Okay, he's got d Well,

776
00:54:05.280 --> 00:54:07.480
you're gonna call him a tool.
Now I want monster. I just yo,

777
00:54:07.559 --> 00:54:12.239
you got you got Detroit and Buffalo. That's what I want to see,

778
00:54:13.079 --> 00:54:15.639
because you would be there'd be that
would be the happiest super Bowl ever.

779
00:54:15.719 --> 00:54:21.000
Because want Vegas. Yo. You
know how many gators and make coats.

780
00:54:21.039 --> 00:54:23.599
If Detroit makes it, Vegas would
not be the same. They're gonna

781
00:54:23.639 --> 00:54:28.800
shut that down. Not that all
of Detroit going to Vegas for the Detroit

782
00:54:28.880 --> 00:54:31.880
goes to the super Bowl. I
have made a very honest thought about going

783
00:54:32.000 --> 00:54:36.239
because he's doing the same thing.
But he's selling everything. I gotta say,

784
00:54:36.239 --> 00:54:37.880
though, I don't think. I
don't think we make it. I

785
00:54:37.880 --> 00:54:42.320
think we're gonna have our hands full
with Tampa. I do think we beat

786
00:54:42.360 --> 00:54:45.199
Tampa, but I think we'll have
our hands full with it. And then

787
00:54:45.199 --> 00:54:47.599
I think San Francisco just works is
off the field. I mean San Francisco's

788
00:54:47.639 --> 00:54:51.320
monsters. I mean, if that
team stays healthy, if they don't have

789
00:54:51.400 --> 00:54:54.280
any injuries that come in the next
this upcoming week, let's just what happens.

790
00:54:54.320 --> 00:54:58.079
They're gonna roll. They're gonna roll. So I but I would like

791
00:54:58.079 --> 00:55:01.119
to see Buffalo. I personally helped
Buffalo beats Kansas City this week, just

792
00:55:01.159 --> 00:55:05.719
the kind of yeah, there's a
double edged sword on it. I would

793
00:55:05.760 --> 00:55:09.280
like to see Kansas City win.
Why hold on? I like to see

794
00:55:09.320 --> 00:55:16.599
Kansas City win because it continues the
storyline of how great Patrick Mahomes is.

795
00:55:16.639 --> 00:55:20.239
I want my Homes to get his
flowers. I want Travis Kelsey the other

796
00:55:20.280 --> 00:55:24.320
flowers. Those guys are monsters.
I hate when great players don't get the

797
00:55:24.360 --> 00:55:28.800
Super Bowl rings that they deserve and
other guys get all these rings. They

798
00:55:28.920 --> 00:55:34.159
got three of them they got.
I'd love to see him go back to

799
00:55:34.239 --> 00:55:37.320
back. Prescott, what about Ceedee
Lamb, what about Michael Potters? They

800
00:55:37.320 --> 00:55:39.480
haven't earned it? How about they
get that? Why don't you try throwing

801
00:55:39.480 --> 00:55:45.880
the sea? I'm done, they
haven't earned it. I would like to

802
00:55:45.880 --> 00:55:47.559
see because there's there's a side of
me and says my Homes is the best

803
00:55:47.599 --> 00:55:52.119
player right now, the best quarterback, and he set all the ring.

804
00:55:53.280 --> 00:55:57.920
Well, if you if you believe
all makes it. They have Taylor Swift

805
00:55:57.960 --> 00:56:00.880
at the super Bowl. There's at
of that type of question. What she

806
00:56:00.880 --> 00:56:04.800
she's gonna come out, She's gonna
come out with US. I doubt that

807
00:56:06.159 --> 00:56:10.320
US is still the halftime. Yeah. So that's enough sports talk there for

808
00:56:10.360 --> 00:56:15.679
you. So I'm glad that that
has that Kyle has accept the fact that

809
00:56:15.719 --> 00:56:20.239
his cowboys have I hate bro I
almost burn. Let's not talk about it's

810
00:56:20.239 --> 00:56:23.239
okay, It's okay, always next
year, next year. Tell you if

811
00:56:23.239 --> 00:56:25.960
I don't get a notification by the
all you got I hate say though,

812
00:56:27.079 --> 00:56:30.159
you can't just blame that coach,
Yes you can, now you got DA's

813
00:56:30.159 --> 00:56:31.800
gotta go. No, he's on
his We're not talking about it. We're

814
00:56:31.800 --> 00:56:35.719
not talking about a second coach.
You're making excuses. At what point do

815
00:56:35.719 --> 00:56:39.599
you replace time to go on?
Time to go? America's team, America's

816
00:56:39.639 --> 00:56:45.239
team? Yeah, yeah, okay, America. This guy, this guy,

817
00:56:45.280 --> 00:56:47.119
there's no words. I love how
you go to the blood pressures.

818
00:56:47.119 --> 00:56:51.639
All up now, all pissed off, swinging, all right, moving on,

819
00:56:51.719 --> 00:56:54.360
Let's talk about something else. We're
actually wrap up. We're gonna wrap

820
00:56:54.400 --> 00:56:59.920
it up this week. I'm at
high positive note. Uh, tell us,

821
00:57:00.039 --> 00:57:02.000
so you are getting close on birds
and bones, yea, which if

822
00:57:02.000 --> 00:57:07.599
you don't know birds and Bones is
Kyle's restaurant that he's been in the process

823
00:57:07.599 --> 00:57:10.840
of opening since the Cowboys won the
last playoff game. I think, dude,

824
00:57:10.880 --> 00:57:14.400
you know what, which is what
two years ago? It's been kicking

825
00:57:14.440 --> 00:57:19.920
my ass? Kicking my ass is
I got this burger on it Kareemay packers.

826
00:57:19.920 --> 00:57:22.760
What did I tell you he was
making a burger with no brisket.

827
00:57:22.960 --> 00:57:24.159
We're gonna go into that again.
I'm not telling you what's in it,

828
00:57:24.199 --> 00:57:28.960
but I make it with still no
brisket on the man. Yeah, there

829
00:57:28.960 --> 00:57:30.079
is no briskets on the menu.
I can for the last week. Oh

830
00:57:30.079 --> 00:57:35.960
you confirmed it. So thanks for
listening to the podcast last week. So

831
00:57:36.039 --> 00:57:39.800
I've had this burger idea. You
know, I get these crazy I want

832
00:57:39.880 --> 00:57:44.519
things to be crazy right, creative
as hell. So I got this burger

833
00:57:44.559 --> 00:57:46.719
thing down. I make it at
the house perfect, then I get it

834
00:57:46.760 --> 00:57:50.159
out to the restaurant. We're doing
a you know, flat top. I'm

835
00:57:50.199 --> 00:57:53.960
learning that thing, trying to nail
dial that in right. And the brisket

836
00:57:54.000 --> 00:57:59.360
which just kept falling apart, or
the burger kept falling apart, falling apart,

837
00:57:59.719 --> 00:58:02.000
fall. I must have cooked thirty
f and burgers. I go out

838
00:58:02.039 --> 00:58:05.960
the front door, and I hand
them out to random people walk, Hey,

839
00:58:05.960 --> 00:58:08.679
take a burger, just ran.
I've given them to everybody. So

840
00:58:09.639 --> 00:58:14.639
I couldn't figure it out and it
was pissing me off all weekend. So

841
00:58:14.679 --> 00:58:19.360
then I hit up Mike Johnson Sugarfire, Tugar Fire and High Point. He's

842
00:58:19.400 --> 00:58:22.280
the Burger World champion. Yeah yeah. I was like, bro, I

843
00:58:22.320 --> 00:58:24.880
need some insight this is. And
I explained to my whole process. He's

844
00:58:25.039 --> 00:58:30.000
like, you're doing what And I
told him the whole thing. He's like,

845
00:58:30.400 --> 00:58:31.599
all right, well, all right, give me, give me some

846
00:58:31.679 --> 00:58:35.519
time and I'll call you back.
I was like, all right. So

847
00:58:35.599 --> 00:58:39.199
we talked, and we're gonna run
the run this recipe with a few little

848
00:58:39.199 --> 00:58:44.119
twitches in or little tweaks. We're
gonna run it again this weekend. See

849
00:58:44.159 --> 00:58:49.360
what happens. But this, this
burger is the only problem with burgers at

850
00:58:49.360 --> 00:58:57.679
a restaurant. People want them,
meaning, well, meetium Red with this.

851
00:58:57.800 --> 00:59:00.400
You get it one way and that's
it. All right. There you

852
00:59:00.440 --> 00:59:02.559
go. You're gonna have You're gonna
have one. You're gonna have one star.

853
00:59:02.760 --> 00:59:08.519
Yeah, view you look at your
cowboys one star? You get it?

854
00:59:08.559 --> 00:59:10.800
How you get it? I need
myne well, but I don't want

855
00:59:10.800 --> 00:59:14.320
to see no pink. No,
there's zero pink. But every time I

856
00:59:14.719 --> 00:59:17.079
every time I ever ordered a burger. Sorry, so you're not just a

857
00:59:17.119 --> 00:59:21.880
fast food slop restaurant, because every
burger I've ever ordered, any restaurant,

858
00:59:22.119 --> 00:59:25.119
how would you like get cook sir? No, this is different. This

859
00:59:25.280 --> 00:59:30.440
is different. I can't wait for
that. You'll review. I can't wait

860
00:59:30.519 --> 00:59:35.119
either. I hope it comes because
somebody's gonna to take my phone away.

861
00:59:35.159 --> 00:59:37.960
Oh yeah, see this is gonna
be good for you. Yeah, you

862
00:59:38.039 --> 00:59:44.880
need a personline. I'm very polite. I don't ever know this guy,

863
00:59:45.159 --> 00:59:47.760
this guy until somebody puts me next
to a guy that has homemade signs.

864
00:59:47.760 --> 00:59:52.079
Made this his turn up soup.
No soup for you? You know what

865
00:59:52.239 --> 00:59:54.039
you know? I you know that
memory flashback, you know? And I

866
00:59:54.039 --> 00:59:58.719
hope someone that does to you that
listens to this podcast your very first day.

867
00:59:58.719 --> 01:00:00.599
Hope they just all walk in and
packers. Let's wrap up this week's

868
01:00:00.639 --> 01:00:06.239
podcast. Thank you everybody for listening. We appreciate it. We haven't a

869
01:00:06.280 --> 01:00:08.360
guest on yet or yeah, yeah, we got guests coming soon. You

870
01:00:08.400 --> 01:00:13.239
know, we got coming on.
Mike McCarthy, head coach the house cowboy,

871
01:00:13.239 --> 01:00:15.760
please please, I'll be actually know
you think we should get good.

872
01:00:15.760 --> 01:00:19.239
That'll make me viral. We should
get we should get a packer's head coach

873
01:00:19.280 --> 01:00:22.840
on here, Yes, Noah,
let's get viral. You know what,

874
01:00:22.519 --> 01:00:25.840
let's get viral. Imad this podcast
going next. Hold, don'd do it.

875
01:00:25.880 --> 01:00:31.800
I'm bringing Kat Williams on. We're
wrapping it up. Don't drop the

876
01:00:31.840 --> 01:00:32.760
tongs. Have a good night.