This is a downbeat on ninety seven to one, The freak, my darling,
give me some heads up. If Santa Claus is here, Oh mom,
she's definitely cheating. She peaked at presents. Santa is here. Santa
is hung up in the chimney because his big bag of fun. Little brother
in the bathroom cranking out a homemade card because Santa is here, Daddy,
He's at rest, stopped getting trilled for information to Helo, weary traveler trying
to get back home for the Christmas because Santa is here. It's really good.
Ben Skinchy on the Speakeasy little bit Pluckers of Lower Greenville Today, fantastic.
It's a downbeat like Suroy's back vacation, but he's on vacation. I'm
on vacation, but I missed you guys. How what I'm gonna do?
Just laying in bed? Yeah, yeah, actually yeah, that's incredible right
now? Yes on a rainy it's raining, dog and cat out there.
The weather man, Rodney Dangerfield Junior, the guy, uh what's his name?
Grant Johnston an NBC five predictate one hundred chance of rain. I'm looking
at the doppler right behind you. I mean, look at that to me.
Also, uh, this segment's balked to by Almo Drafthouse Cinema. It's
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gonna be great. Everyone says it's funny. Someone the other day was like,
you guys are gonna love it, and I was like, yeah,
we are. We have a good time that night. You need to be
there. So ninety seven on the Free dot Com. Now, before we
get to Mike Siroy's iHeart Performance Review, Dude, I'm gonna save this till
nine thirty five actually because I want to make sure I get Okay. We're
gonna do mikes Aroy's iHeartRadio performance review now, which if somehow ended up as
our responsibility, kind of your responsibility a little bit. I did have to
conduct yours yesterday, so I heard that as well. He did not do
well. No, but he's still here, So like what's the worst that
can happen right now? We're not. The thing is we're not going to
know for six to twelve months after this week. Yeah, it's got to
get submitted to work Day. Yeah okay, Yeah, you have to submit
it via facts to Workday with attached pictures of your feet. Yeah. Workday
apparently takes six to twelve months of anything done. It's kind of crazy.
We'll start here and this look. It's not all bad, you know,
but one thing that we're gonna want to work on. In twenty twenty four,
Mike, let's try not to insult your coworkers. In twenty twenty four,
Ed Robertson of Baar Naked Ladies is fifty three. Yeah, man,
Baar Naked Ladies went platinum in Canada. There were of the most underrated and
overly criticized bands in Canadian alt rock history. That's one of the most annoying
vocal cold opens of all time. Yes, man, oh that's good.
Well, Danny BNL went platinum? Have you ever gone platinum? No?
I had. You've been making fun of bands that are better than me.
Have you been in like twenty bands? How are you to? I'm just
jealous? Because none of my stupid bands ever made it. It's being fifty
five years. Danny went platinum. Man maybe one day, man one day.
We can only how many is platinum? A million? A mill albums
sold? Yeah, gold is five hundred k? Do you know you have
you even like? Yeah, Bastards says like track number, do you know
what the most albums you've been associated with has ever got to? No?
No, not that many, but like, have you gotten a foul?
Like yeah, get up for sure. I think the first Bastards record we
had two represses, so that's probably somewhere near thirty five hundred five thousand.
But he doesn't get as signed a metal No, not for five thousand,
No, sir, Okay, they didn't send you a framed record that you
have on your wall made of aluminium. Loser. Mike's going down the list
that they've given me. I didn't come off this. Uh, we're gonna
try not to fat shame. In twenty twenty four, on top of it
was a snapping turtle Take a look at this bad boy. The name is
chanka Saurus. They speculated that on the day the picture was taken, Chankasaurus
might have been sitting on a bunch of ballards and chains because she wanted to
her eggs to warm up and mature. Mikey okay and said the species can
weigh as much as sixty pounds. This is a female turtle and she he's
got eggs that are about to I don't know what turtles do lay their eggs
or eggs whatever. Where's the dad? It's a problem up there in Chicago.
Yeah, dead be dads are a real issue up there. I think
he's got an apartment uptown. And yeah, hanging out with a much younger
turtle. Sure, he's got nicest, brings them up there, gets with
them every night. She can still in the shells. Why, that's why
go lay on the chain. The picture the fat turtles sit on the big
chain. Yeah, lay on a chack, still fitting their shell. That's
going crazy. That's going good. So far, so good about it?
Yeah, all right, I mean to coworkers, body shaming, what's next?
Body shaving? Turtle? What's next for you? Let's try not to
yell at listeners in twenty twenty four. I think that's a good two.
We should just try for that. Justin Do you think you can name a
song by the Police in ten seconds? Colin, do you think you can
name a song by the Police and I don't know? Six seconds? Five?
Colin? Do you think you name a song by stinging? I don't
know. Five seconds? What do you think? I hope? So you're
supposed to be given these numbers, Kevin, Okay, you're sloppy. How
fast do you think you can get this? Colin? I'm just trying to
be fast. We'll find out, okay, Jesus Christ, Justin, I
mean I was trying to do two of these. Let's give them some damn
tickets. Play the FN song. I'll give you both tickets to see Helmet
then? No, okay, Colin? Can you top ten seconds? Sure?
Why not? Okay? Can you do it? Nine? Colin?
No, you are screwing this up. Col How many seconds will take you
to identify the upcoming police song? You tell me as many as take Jesus
Chris. If you don't say a number in the next three seconds, you're
eliminated. It's over. College's gone, Justin. Congratulations, I told you
I want to get a will that he was. That was awesome, College
O. That guy sucked. Well, No, Colin was awesome because he
was trolling us, and then could you hear when when Mikey screams at him,
he's just going and we're looking at the clock like we're already late.
I'm gonna knock this out. We probably just got yelled at the day before.
We want you to really focus on your live spots this year. Mike,
all right, I know you've had a lot. Sometimes three in a
day. Oftentimes three in a day, more like eight, well three for
the same client in a day sometimes, oh, yes, for sure,
but you know, just something to think about. Nothing you'll run. I
can kill you for this. So when somebody's getting paid on commission, that's
what they do. Their job is to get that number up for them to
make more money. Relyant has never done that, and they don't do it
now. They don't pay their Cervix service text on the commission. I think
that would be a guy, a guy of collegist, a Cervix tech.
They don't hear that one too much. Has never done that, and they
don't do it now. They don't pay their Cervix service texts on the commission.
Well save that also, you know, back to our listeners here,
don't freak out our listeners when they just want to offer a good deed.
Don't shock them to death. Hey, guys, it's Jonathan and Waco here.
I travel a ton for work. I'm part of team having fun.
I have a ton of hotel point. I can cover y'all for a hotel
room. But it's one last thing that you have to handle. Okay,
we're interested in what like? I can just book you guys a room,
put one of all names on it. I thought you, I thought you
wanted us to do so. Yeah. I thought he had some sort of
compromise. But there's one more thing you got a handle. Kill my wife.
I could take us. No, No, I love lord, we
just got married. No, she's beautiful. Boy in hindsight taken the point,
Oh my god, Yes, why do we get rid of him?
Ever? We were just you know, we're too nice, and that's the
thing about us. We are way too kind. Yeah, we're the free
drinks you know, to people if they just wear something. This Tuesday night
screening that was for Houston, right, Yeah, Instead we stayed at the
Dismemberment in That is the worst. I think that's the worst hotel I've ever
stayed at my entire lift. I considered staying it's not too yes, did
you really? I considered it. You would have been in danger there as
well. I definitely definitely when kept me out at least alone inside and like
we all walk into a lobby. I don't know. It was just like
a fold out desk like it was tables, ladders, chairs, pay per
view and just a woman like, what the hell do you guys want?
Hotel room please? Like you lean back and check the sign, like yeah,
it says hotel and they we spill into different wings of the hotel and
Danny goes to one and there's just a dog in the room right next to
him, going ape like a big ass pit bull, just barking his freaking
head off. It was insane, Like when we parked, we saw the
dog like president his crazy face against the window looking trying to kill us before
I even got out of the car. It's mister Bayless. We have you
in room one oh six. Oh you have a roommate. His name is
Koujoe. It's really bad when you're kind of terrified to take a shower,
like using the showers, like I just don't think so I did not touch
that shower. I did that night and that dude would have had us at
the Grand Marriotte was in the shadow of a minute made park, like right
next to it. At our hotel, all of the rooms were smoking.
Yes. Another listener called into the break and offered us. He goes,
I got a budget, but like two thousand bucks if that helps you guys,
and I was like, man, I'm not taking two thousand dollars from
you, So that us three slapdas can go to Game seven like I'm just
not doing it. I agree with sorry two nice Yes. Now the guy
with the endless point, Yeah, we should have. We should have his
company for sure. We would have slept on sheets that had a thread count
in the double digits at least instead of four just four woven pieces of yarn
across a bloody mattress. Slept on a pile of bloody thread. It's pretty
I think you know, you get used to it. It's fine. Bad
No. Also, Mike on the employee performance review, as you came in
for your vacation day, on your vacation day to handle this, please add
this to the dossier that I'm on vacation right now and you came in on
your vacation day. Add that to the list. But also let's try not
to get your coworkers aroused on the air. Do grown men get boners or
is it just team boys? Kevin random? No, I don't morning sure
that's not random though, that's science. Again, here's a downbeat sex machine,
the young stud Yeah, not random in the day. I mean I
guess back in the day. Yeah, you get the random. I would
be so surprised if I got a random one during the show. Let's see
if we can. Let's see if we can the worst challenge. How long
would it take, Danny, you do have the sexy voice out of the
two of us. No for you to just verbally get Kevin to get a
boner? How long is there just looking right at his eye? And that's
all you need to do, is just get that spark of life. Yeah,
just that beginning spark of life. And that would not even go down.
I don't know, that's your department. Just live in your performance review,
we're trying to answer questions to ladies and Mikey, is you know,
less than ten seconds later trying to get a circle jerk going. Don't get
this thing done with now, Mikey, we're partnered with a lot of people.
The MAVs. Also, we're the home of North Texas football. Absolutely,
you know, let's not say things about our partners. The Oklahoma City
Python is still missing, the thirteen foot python in which we learned that it
was eating a bunch of cats. Yeah, it was like me in college.
Okay, See that's what I was talking about in the first segment.
Boasty sex guy. There's no way he's boasty sex guy. He just did
it. I know. It's just a joke. And look at JJ.
Look what you're doing. Look at the sadness on her face. She is
disappointed in you right now. I is doing a service. She was she
was face neutral moments ago, and now she's face sadness. And you know
what if you were doing that up in you and T I feel sorry for
you, son, Jazz Bush, Oh my god, I mean that's why
you and I are sitting over here with empty mantles. KT okay, okay,
Jazz. Once again, the freak listeners have failed as voters because that
was that was number one. I'm sorry, Julie. Look if all it
takes to do to win number one is pee your pants, sign me up.
But that was the line of the year that was outstanding. We were
all leading to it. We're waiting for someone to send it home, put
it together, and we relied on our award winner. Okay, but now
there's two award winners. Mikey, if you've seen do you actually have a
Oh it's framed underneath his picture? Oh my god? Did so? The
one guy from the forest actually sent you. Did he send you that?
Or do you make that the whole forest Senate? And it's from Smokey Bear.
The whole Forest did not send it to you, signed Smokey Bear.
That's actually pretty amazing. Hey man, let's go easy on your girlfriend.
Dude, geez be you a National Treasure guy? Actually like them? I
love them? Yeah they are. I hate them because that's what we would
watch in a history class, like every single day. You went to a
dumb school. This is why, this is why I don't know history.
We would watch National Treasure every day. I mean, if in history class
you watch National Treasure, did you say every day? Just to make sure
you got it? Yeah? But they leave you on like a John Voight
teaser right at the end of one class, and we're like, come back
tomorrow, hey man, this guy or bad guy, if some of your
teammates have been fighting cancer, let's maybe not scoreboard. Then I essentially learned
today that I don't have cancer in my body. Yeah. I think that's
a pretty exciting thing to learn on a random Monday. That's a pretty disheartening
brag for you to throw my way. Yeah, all right, so you've
been eliminating. Yeah, there's somebody in here who's not really crazy about this,
really about this entire conversation. I'm sorry, Skin, you've been eliminated
from free Fall for this segment. You can go home now. Man,
Sorry, it was uncomfortable. That's why left it in there. Hey man,
what to make jokes, but don't make jokes about your co hosts.
Lastly, it's not for today's food joke. Thanks food food joke. What's
the difference between the walk in cooler and Danny Bayless walking cooler and Danny biss
I don't know what. Walk in doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
This has been the food court, Thank you everybody. All right,
Frank, that's my favorite joke of the year. Danny doesn't joke every single
day. Food joke was the jipd Look, I have more and we have
to get the stone cold et Okay, so don't go anywhere. The top
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