And we're back. So again I'll leave with Taylor as Kirkland Siping and tell
you the resident Alien guy. We just started the AI in retrospective. Alien
one is on the Patreon feeds right now. Alien two will be there tomorrow
actually, so we're gonna be starting off that series. A lot coming up,
So lots of retros happening with the movies, the video game, the
comics, lots of good stuff. But ron this new trailer today, I
would imagine probably the last. I would think, Uh, it's gonna be
the last trailer. I can't Alien get Kirkling, I completely misstory. Yeah,
he just bounced, He's gone. He gets find the trailer somewhere else.
I get. Yeah, man, I was looking forward to this for
the past twenty four hours because I know it's gonna drop until you you you've
said like, oh, you know, I want to do news. I'm
like, whoa Alien trailer? And I saw the poster. It's a poster
with super super beautiful poster design. So I'm I'm ecstatic this. This gave
a little bit more context as to the general narrative, but it's still so
shrouded a mystery, and I love that. I don't need anything more from
this. I'm I'm going to go into this movie probably pretty blind still at
this point, which is great after two trailers, and we can really just
enjoy what we're going to experience. And it so far it feels like,
Okay, we just got this crew looking for their next their shot at getting
out of here, and they go to do a little bit of a mission
here to see what they can scavenge and it just turns into absolute chaos and
I'm so ready for that. The whole setting of this trailer made it feel
like Alien Isolation brought into live action as a film, which just has me
juice and at every pore of my body. So I cannot wait. And
this the close ups too that they're that they're focusing on just it blows my
mind because you're getting certain angled shots that are just cringing, like when the
facegger jumps on the guy and he's like holding it back in the water and
it's like like just like like side to cheek like Magoga, but it's just
like slobbern Away. It's just brutal, man, just brutal. But so
there's some other really really cool shots and my favorite thing in retrospect when you
watch this trailer is just like the sound of like boom boom, it's picking
up and you realize it's the fucking chest Burster smashing against the chicks ribcage.
Like fuck, that's just that's a crazy way to bring the audio into the
scene, but also just have it amp up the sequences of the trailer,
which is really good. You got to see some stuff with the Android that
they have on hand too, And I'm just from a story point, I'm
really excited to see how this ship because it's between alien and aliens, and
we know that the company disregarded the feed. Well, when we get to
the alien's retro we get to see more of the company handled the Alien account
with Ripley, but not great. So here we have a whalen Utani station
that basically is doing testing on face Hugger. So it's gonna be I just
can't wait to hopefully get backstory on that. I could also see this being
such such a one off film that they're not going to touch upon any of
that. Yeah, so it will just be like here's our characters are stuck
in this horrible situation and they're gonna try to survive and you're gonna get scares
and gross moments that set. But I really hope that they do tackle a
little bit of backstory. I mean, even an Evil Dead they had tiny
little bits that were good, like with the Ecronomicon and little here, it's
very little, very very little. So I'm assuming that whatever we get will
be along that line of being very very little in this in this movie as
well. So I think so too, because I think that's one of the
complaints. Like I didn't hate that. I think there's some things they could
have done better, but I think that was probably some of the complaints about
like Covenant and Prometheus, that they did almost went too much into the lore
and too much into and I think there was some of that. So I
think they will be smart. I think you'll get a little bit, but
I think that they will keep it pretty minimal. Same thing like the First
Alien, Like you get some explanation and there's a couple expositions, but it's
mostly minimal. It's not a big to do about. So yeah, And
another thing too that I just love is this feels like I've walked into a
bookstore and grabbed an alien anthology book off the shelf, and it's just a
story like there's there's one book that I was looking at, for example,
and a human ship crash landed and the survivors had they had their kids and
stuff like that, and they basically were living medieval times on this random planet
and they found that they're aliens there, and so it's just like medieval humans
versus aliens on this foreign, not Earth planet. My money on the Xenomorphs.
Yeah, but there's so many cool different stories where like they're digging out
in the Arctic and they find ship down there. I mean, maybe that's
like another movie. Actually we'll be getting to but there's a lot of cool
different movie you two remember it so well. I'm like, what, So
there's there's so many real cool one off stories and this just looks like it's
gonna be an excellent edition. And I'm I'm I love the claustrophobic vibe that
this trailer has. And of course I'm going back in the comments, I'm
seeing all these people just ragging on it, like Aliens hasn't been good,
you know since like the first one, like this franh it is dead fresh.
Yeah, yeahs you and kirkl and going on these comments and I just
get stressed out. My heart rate goes up. You know, it's just
it's not good for my owner. I don't even react for the comments,
so I just I don't like the watcher. But just speaking a bone reminds
me of the gym today. Some dude, I have to this. So
she's over there. She can hear me just bench pressing huge heart one know
you or him? He had both. He had a hoodie on the back
of it. It said stay hard, And I know what he's like trying
and see her like like hard, like whatever, like be tough. But
just like I don't know if I walking around the stay hard hoodie on,
you know, but say that to people sometimes stay heart broke, stay hard,
brother m my dad and walks slap in the face like like thing I
do for my country, just give the the challengers, you know, Yeah,
things I do for my country, stay hard. Yeah. This looks
great. It's doing the aspects that we've probably before where I love it's a
lot of old tech that looks like it's a new tech that looks old.
That's great. It just what I like is it feels like it's very much
like his evil debt. It's capturing the aesthetic as good as he can.
Like it's tough to like make this movie look like the eighties, not the
eighties, but you know what I mean, like that make it look like
the future that happened in the eighties. It's hard to make it look exactly
like that with the way cameras are and digital filming sometimes as well. But
I think that they are doing a very good job of that. And there's
just especially that back half, like the last thirty seconds, there's just like
shots of people floating and stuff going on, just like the environment of the
ship looks really great, and I can't wait to kind of interact with that,
and I'm gonna put on Like I think he tried to do this a
bit with Covenant and Prometheus didn't quite get there. I feel like I have
the expectation this to be the most horror feeling one since the first one,
because they definitely transition more to action some adventure there or like I said,
lo're heavy, so I appreciate that. And I really like the touch at
the end of the trailer where they do like the no one can hear screaming
space and it's showing all these characters scream, but you can't hear them scream.
It's just the sound of like the alarm and everything, so very nice
touch, and yeah, I think that's what I because it's the same thing.
It's like, Okay, what more can you do with like a face
hugger, right, and all that stuff like the impregnation, Like what more
can you do? That show of them having some sort of tech where it
shows off the ribs and it's like climb the ribs, Like, oh fuck,
that's awful. You mentioned the face fucking one. That was another one.
All those things like the fact like it's in the water. It's like,
oh, that's like a scary thought too, of like this thing in
the water. So luckily, much like he did with his Evil Dead,
it was like, Okay, there's some fun new things they can do.
And again, Kayleie, I'm really excited to see her be the late lead
here. Loved her in Civil War, really loved her and Priscilla, so
she looks like she's gonna be a fun lead. So yeah, I'm like
I was already excited. I think we totally discredits in my top five because
like, I think Fetti's like the perfect pick for this, But I think
this trailer did do a good job of making me even more excited. And
it's now at that point where it has to be a certain level or I'm
gonna be disappointed. But I'm hoping it's I was gonna say similar to twenty
thirteen Evil Dead, but that was a ten out of ten, so I
don't want to put that on this movie. But I got some hype going
in for it, so yeah, I mean, let me bring someone into
justice shore as a rock is covered in chills already. Man, this trailer
should be in one of these movies versus President. No. Yeah, I
was so impressed by the trailer. I was very impressed by the teaser that
we got, but this this rate here, I mean, Travis, you
mentioned like definitely this is my this is probably my most hype movie right now.
Actually, after watching this trailer, like, I am just so over
the moon. But you were mentioned, like, you know, twenty thirteen
Eel Dead ten out of ten movie, I'm like expecting now this to be
a tech that's kind of dangerous. It is dangerous, but teaser looked really
good and this just even looks better. I Yeah, I was deeply disturbed.
By the POV that we got from that face fucking going on with the
face hugger. But I'm just gonna call them the face fuckers now instead of
the face huggers. But no, this was really really well done. This
feels I mean, yeah, you already mentioned the comparison of doing the twenty
twenty four film versus a what is it nineteen seventy nine or like whenever those
era of alien movies came out. It's tough to capture them just with how
much better cameras are. But like, I don't know, like it has
the it has the soul of what that first alien movie is in my mind,
Taylor, you make great comparisons with like alien isolation and just the claustrophobia
that you feel of being on a fucking floating submarine in space so far away
from home and you're just like on a ship now with Xenomorph but these Eastbuckers
as well, so I and you got water in there. Like, there's
just added elements that they've shown in this trailer that just are even more terrifying
than I think our our heroes faced off in the first film. So yeah,
I mean I loved Evil Dead, I love the latest Evil Dead,
and I am very very excited for this, and I feel like my like
I've always liked alien and like Predators and whatnot, but I feel like right
now in my life, this is like my peak enjoyment of Aliens. Especially
we're going through the retros right now, Like I am just so riding that
high. So uh yeah, it's gonna be a fun journey finishing off the
retros leading up to this. But yeah, this looks in Kiel and I
am just very very much excited. Kirk and I got some here we go,
say hardy hard it was Taylor at the gym. I should have known
it was me there. I was stayed hard. I feel I feel like
I Travis. I know you'll you'll recognize this, but Kirk, I feel
like you have like an extra you all have an extra like appreciation for this.
Coirkland, you know what this is. Oh baby, look at that.
That's is nice. Look at that covers. I've had it for or
for a while. This is on my goal to buy it because it comes
with all the Aliens. It comes with both Predator one two and then the
a VP both one and two, but no Prometheus and Covenant. No but
it's nice like it comes with like it's the Alien Special Edition. It comes
with Alien Versus Predators Extend Edition, a v P two Extend Edition. But
the thing though that it doesn't come with is the only the Aliens quadrileogy comes
with the alternate Alien three where they redid all like almost the whole movie.
They add a totally new things, which I can't wait to get to that
in the retrospective, because that's yeah, so I will I whop this out
again. The show, Dylan just parades you. That's lame, man.
Hope you're spend good money coming it. No cove, no isolation video gaming
there, Yeah, alright, anything else on Alien, just the trailer.
Let's pull oh I don't have already. Do you need to pull up?
I wouldn't mind just doing a quick cruise. But you left, you left
though you left, you didn't want to hear Taylor's talking, and then we
kind of everything. Look at that shot though, that shot with these blinds
and the rain and the outside that Alvarez. You need say another Spanish thing,
but out of the fucking director's name. Come on, now, that's
stay long, come on, okay, so you stay hard and croissants that
sound fl I don't think that's right. Actually, yeah, that shot beautiful
shots and this isn't take so great here. I was just goose bumping when
I was watching this too. Remember think opening up here and always a good
sphincter opening. You know, I was gonna say, this is a Remember
at one point this was just supposed to go straight to Disney. Plus I'm
so happy. Yeah, god, anymore, this is definitely you know,
extreme theater at the sounds and stuff like that. Yeah, is this the
android? Yeah? This his eyes like flipped later on in the movie.
So always androids always a fun dynamic to see what they like, what's his
goal, what's he's up to? But oh yeah, that's sound good.
You don't want to see that happening to the gauge. So but yeah,
the androids, you never know which way they're gonna go, like pop,
pause here for a sec, go back like a good shot. Yeah,
but yeah, Helper could be a David Android. You know. This is
is very interesting because this is where we see the experiments that they're obviously conducting
lightsaber right here. That's just that's exactly it. So we don't see the
eggs, but we see they kind of got them in these like incubators.
It looks like, yes, almost there. I agree, they like they've
like separated them. Yeah, almost like laughing, you almost got it,
Kirkling, because he's just taken forever here. It's definitely taking a good second.
The computer is not what it once was there right all right, I
need you to just amp the pixel quality here kidding enans zoom in and enhance
please zoom on that guy. So yeah, they're definitely just they got them
cocooning or doing something. Fuck, that's gross. So that's the face fucker
right there, that's the face fucker. Yeah, it looks so not like
a face fucker. It's not fucking yet. It's gotta be on the face.
It looks like one you think, so that many pixels where I said
it absolutely it's never looked more like a face hugger than has Now that's gross.
Ah fuck yeah in the water, that's not what you wanting something in
this like what do you do? There's nothing you can do. I think
you climb on the computers and they just keep sitting there. Yeah, just
split with your teeth. But you don't know where, you don't know where
it is like I mean, I guess you know it's the water. You
know it's normal water. And though because like penetrate your mouth, like you
think to just chomp on the baby, but like then you're just getting aid.
Oh I don't want to chop down. Yeah, it's his name Andy,
so he's the android Andy. I hope they don't call him that.
Hey they might, I bet somebody who makes a fucking joke and the andro
So are we thinking there's multiple aliens here? Because I sure as heck do
I think so? Because I think Eddy's also said it feels like a calmbo
between Alien one Alien two. All these sequences are the ones I'm looking really
forward to, like just on the scale some of the like locations just in
the ship alone. But yeah, it's multiple, but I hope they don't
go two banana sandwich. We have done the retro but like minor score thoughts,
like I don't love how many aliens are in Aliens, so I hope
they keep it to a reasonable amount. So yeah, I agree, I
get the movies called Aliens, but sometimes you're gonna have too much of a
good thing, you know, And I think they maybe do that little So
in aliens or in this one in aliens. Yeah, in aliens. So
yeah, we'll wait to the retro. Got my points, but the retro,
yeahs, you're out of ten. Not stay loose or stay soft,
stay hard? Yeah alright. Mad Mag's retro ranking Loose Sailors