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is it? He he he,
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Let me just hey, hey,
oh shut the funk up, Arthur

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shut oh here did of your dumb
ass beaner singing? Hey damn hey everybody,

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Hey, everybody, Welcome, Welcome
to the Stark Tank Podcast. Your

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name isn't Charles, No way,
your name is don Your names ain't Charles.

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It's either it's either wind chucker or
names or spear bull or something like

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that runs with a person, runs
with a So just just some clarification while

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we uh as we get started here
we are that's crazy. If you're just

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listening to this episode, you will
not notice anything. Necessarily. We for

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the last several in person recordings,
we have gone through like several different camera

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setups, several several different recording styles. Right now we're working with a Right

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now, we're working with a live
switcher. So right now, like I'm

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currently in charge of, like I'm
switching the camera angles live. So our

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editing isn't so crazy because before yeah, switchers switchers like you self, right,

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just switcher, you switcher, So
I don't know, it's it might

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not. We're we're figuring this stuff
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you know, it takes him getting
used to if I gotta say, it

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feels weird to be live editing,
like I'm kind of very aware of it.

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But whatever, it's gone of cool. You know, it's kind of

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what do you what? You're right
there, Broun. Yeah, that was

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the agonizing to myself. It's really
disturbing, felt it in my head,

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and I stopped. I was like, I gotta ooh, something's happening of

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stuff. All right, so listen, we got a lot. First thing

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I want to mention. First thing. First thing, right off the bat,

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Marvelus Capcom two is back. Yes, it's back. I'm very excited.

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No no, it's like Marty's Capcom
two. It's all back. Yeah

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yeah, but nobody cares about it. The only fighter, the only one

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that I care about is Marvel Superheroes
very street fighter. Yeah, well Marves

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superhe's for a street fighter because they
have the the the hitting characters. They

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have fucking uh no, no,
no, they have Evil Sakura, Sakura

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the Dominican's kind of yeah, she's
pretty dark. They have armored Spider Man,

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which is fucking amazing. Oh,
they have the like the Silver Armored

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Spider Man. They have Mecca zong
Gif I remember Meazani. Yeah, and

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they have something there's there's a few
of them. There's a few hidden characters

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in there. I know there's more. I'm so excited. So they have

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that. And then expert of for
Street Fighter is cool because it has a

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cyber at Kuma and you can play
as him. You can play a cyber.

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So cool. But now I'm now
I know how to do those combos

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because when I was little, I
couldn't do the combos correctly. I'm gonna

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doult and I can do them now. He's gonna be cool. Now are

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they gonna keep things broken? Though? That's the thing because like there are

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certain characters like Magneto, Magneto,
h Morgan, Sentinel, fucking I am

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so, I am so Captain Commando
now, to be fair, Ultimate Marvel's

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Captain three. They started modding in
a bunch of people because they we started

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to feel like, oh, it's
never gonna happen. They're never gonna bring

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back NBC too. You know you're
never gonna do it. So they started

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modding in. They started they moditing
Captain Commando, Cyclops and all these other

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people and now that this came back, and I feel like they did it

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because they they could have done it
already. And I feel like they're like,

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we're leaving money on the table because
that's what people are doing all these

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mods now and they're like, oh, we'll bring it back now. Here's

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some money here, here to get
or give us some money. And I'm

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I'm so excited to get destroyed online. That's what's gonna happen. We're not

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because you think we're real, We're
not real. We're gonna we're gonna We're

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gonna be like, ah, man, I'm fink we're gonna go on.

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We're gonna play one game and get
buying them. But you know what,

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maybe about to play with my friends. Literally, that's gonna be me with

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the new Dragon Ball game. Like
I'm gonna I'm gonna play for a while.

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Get think I'm good, go online
getting molested to be like, you

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know what this is a game for
when Chris comes over, I plays with

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Chris. I guess except we can't
do that, really we can. It's

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I'm finally being hype bot time Chamber. I'm okay with that. I don't

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get it because I still I have
a chance to play with my friends,

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you know, if people come over, because how about time, it's gonna

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be a big enough stage where I
could you we could use other characters,

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like if someone comes over to play, what is play on that map?

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Fortunate? It's unfortunate only that map. I just don't I just don't get

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why you would design a fighting game
period without local play and mind at all.

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Like that's like a crazy thing to
be. They're gonna do it eventually,

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I'm pretty sure. Because people are
gonna complain too much, they're gonna

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have to do it eventually. I
know it. I feel like that's kind

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of the default. Though it's I'm
such agreed. It's like it's like,

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oh, I don't know. We
were just talking about, like, uh

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so we got the switcher right,
and then there's one us there's one USB

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port and it's a USBC, and
it's like, okay, I understand that

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everybody's using the USBC now it's the
fastest one right now, but why only

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one. It's like there's certain things
where you're like just obviously you need more,

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you need more, you need variety, and then so it's like decisions

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like that you're gonna make a fighting
game, and it's like, oh the

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fuck's gonna play locally? Like what
do you mean? I just don't buy

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the excuse I know about. It's
like, well, Hyperbolic Time Team is

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the only place that we can do
it because the destruction is just too much

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like what we're doing with the rest
of the game is just too advanced.

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I think. I think it's probably
true that that's what they do it,

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but they could always just I just
don't put a little more time into it

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and make it better. That's it, Like, I feel like that's how

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it does. They's not with the
parameters of that, right. They probably

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designed it like that, right,
But it's not impossible to just be like,

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just make it a little better.
I guess I just don't believe make

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it. The thing is like,
it's a it's a self shaded fighting game.

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I've seen gameplay. It's a pretty
like it's a pretty impressive looking game

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with the destruction is pretty intuitive,
I'm saying, but it's not impossible.

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I agree. There's no there's nothing
about it. When I'm looking at it,

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there was like that seems impossible,
Like there's nothing literally nothing about it.

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It looks. So you could run
that on a PS two literally just

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if you literally just pared down,
just just literally pair. That's what they

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do for Spisker in every game.
By the way, this isn't just like

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a oh just for this one.
Do it every time you see split green

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split screen in any given video game. It they are there is a sacrifice

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to visual quality there always. I
agree, But think of think of a

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game that comes out of Japan modern
time is the splits screen game right now.

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I understand one. They don't they
literally culture, they don't do that

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anymore, I understand. I guess
for me, it's just like it's a

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fight. It's dumb. I agree
it's stupid that it's not that way.

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I'm on your team for that.
But I just think that they're like,

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oh, this doesn't happen anymore.
Because we know how japan companies are.

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They won't change their infrastructure, their
online systems. Well, they're all because

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they're like why why do that?
It works fine here and it's like death.

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But it's not only for you guys
where your largest market. Literally well,

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they don't want to antisocial. They're
an anti social people anyway. But

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I guess to me, I'm just
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When I look at that game,
I understand, like it's very flashy,

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but like all of you can literally
pair all of that down and get that

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running. It is sell shaded.
There's no like it's not like you can

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see vegetas pores even into that.
Like when you play Monte player, you

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just start off like relatives. You
know, before you had to look for

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each other, and the old ones
like three and two you'd have to find

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your opponent. You know, you
don't have to do that anymore, right,

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there's the fun of each other.
Now. I'm like, why can't

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they just make it? I don't
know, they can't do it, and

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it's gonna happen, I'm sure,
like within the next like d LCOR two

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and update. I guess the thing
that I'm looking at is. The thing

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that I'm looking at is like visuals
can be paired down. I'm trying to

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find like a reason why this can't
run Switchman, and I'm like, oh,

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it's the physics of like the destruction. I was like, first of

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all, that's not physics. It's
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And even if it was real physics. Those things they don't stay there.

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They just they there's no there's no
there's there's just no. There's no

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real excuses. It's not Dragon's Dogma
where you got to worry about like a

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bunch of different like AI in or
like a Fallout game, where like there's

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like AI interacting with like different behaviors, and Ship's dog about leading leading monk.

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There just the cities I did that
ship all the time made everybody else's

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problem. I was like, hey, guys, this up. There's a

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dragon on the way. Like the
way that I see it is like the

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people managed to find a way to
mod split screen into the campaign of Halo

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Infinite for four players, and that's
like an open world campaign with like AI

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interactions and like an actual physics engine
to take. So there's you can't really

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I'm thinking of every every game that
I've played, even like with large maps

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and stuff and having split screen or
something and the game maybe looks like ship

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like d F or something, and
it's just it's not a fucking issue.

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I remember, like you can play
the whole game with someone else. Literally,

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well that's that's online though, online, but still like you know that

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whole game rendous with two people like
I guess for me that but first single,

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that would be crazy, that's insane, Like I wouldn't Yeah, no

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one would expect split screen Elden Ring, that's crazy. Yeah, but like

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I don't know, Man, such
a terrible time. It would be really

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bad. It would be pretty terrible. Ship the DLC comes out, Well,

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it'll be out by the time we
post this tomorrow night nine o'clock.

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It you guys be buying it right
away. I have already, you've already

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approached it. Well, I have
it in my car at a you know,

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another website. It just you just
get a little money off. So

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it's like I just got on Sony. That's why. That's why I prefer

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playing on PlayStation play. You're playing
on a console. Thing? Is that

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like my PC? I'm not utilizing
it enough because it's such a strong PC.

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I should just play it on PC. Yeah, I don't. If

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you if you invested so much money
into a PC, I don't understand.

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I wouldn't be priority. I played. I played BG three max settings with

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a ton of mods on it,
and its like a dream. Anyone looks

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terrifying. I would be how good
that game looks with max settings. Jesus

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Christ. Look, look look anyone, and look look I mean this,

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I mean necessarily anyone. I know
BG three came later on Xbox and stuff

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and there, but what the fuck
are you doing? Why would you play

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that game on consoles like that?
On console? Is it's It still looks

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good on condo, very good,
I'm sure it does. But the max

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settings on PC are wild. They
are insane, and I'm like, it's

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not look, man, I even
look, look, look, playing a

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CRPG on consoles is tough. The
fucking set like the way that you even

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access like your skills, it's weird. It's fucking it's it's be a little

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bit on a team deck, right, yeah, it's pretty teeny for me.

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I had to relearn how to play
it on seam deck because at first,

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you don't know what the fuck you
do? You know what I'm moving

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like that, you know how to
check your stuff, but when you actually

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your ability, you gotta you gotta
press the trigger and then go through ability.

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And if you don't understand how you're
doing that, You're like, I

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don't know where my basic attack is? How do I hit people? I

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had to take a minute and I
don't know what happened, but I kept

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I don't know because every time I
would like upgrade my abilities and would be

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like level four or five whatever,
somehow it would take the place of some

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of my basic attacks, and I'm
like, I have to remap this shit.

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And I was like, this is
so then I was like, see

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the reason why I was playing.
I like playing on a controller is because

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I can lean back in my chair. I just don't have to be by

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the keyboard, so I can just
lean back and chill, like I have

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to be completely up by the desk
if I'm on the mouse and key and

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so I'm like, fuck, I
get like, I get. I have

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to do it though, because it's
just the convenience of having all your skills

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right in front of your face.
Like it's just it's just that's the one

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thing. So I would just say, look, and I'm the biggest I

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was late to the game when it
come to like PC gaming, because I

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just didn't want to invest. And
then so now I'm like, oh,

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well, I'm you know, this
is my job and should I'm surrounded in

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this stuff. So I recommend everybody. Now. Now, PC gaming is

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pretty inexpensive comparatively, Yeah, I
would say, I would say now because

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pretty much right now, I don't
have the I have a thirty sixty My

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my my, my graphics card is
not super impressive. I think you have

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like one. I think I have
a thirty eighty or something. There's an

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overclock it can, but it's not
not even buy a new one at a

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twelve gigs. I have twelve gigs
and it it I can put. I

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can play everything at ultra I can't. I've I've made a super decisoncause didn't

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understand you can overclock GBU before you
get a new one. My friend was

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like, I didn't just overclock the
other one. I was like, that

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would have been fucking smart if I
did that. He was like, yeah,

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dude, next with the four because
I have a forty have a forty

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eighty super now Yeah, And he
was like, dude, when that shit

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starts feeling like it slows, overclock
it, don't buy a new one yet.

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Joe like it's not worth because I
god forbid, the fifty series is

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going to be some something obscenely priced. So I just feel like I can't

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even at a certain point. I
feel like it's like having your resolution on

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a TV or something. For example, like there's some people that are trying

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to get they're trying to get like
a smaller monitor and they want to get

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like four K on it. And
I'm saying it's unnecessary. Yeah, it's

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there is it is unders are really
stupid and gen I don't it just doesn't.

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First of all, your hurts are
really small or low usually usually can't

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get more than sixty if you're at
a four K. And then also your

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screen is so small you can't really
utilize it. It's if you have a

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large screen obviously, Like now they
have new they have a k TVs now

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with with O lead and so I'm
like, okay, if you're gonna do

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aight K and O lead, your
TV used to be at least eighty inches.

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Yeah, for to make it k
TV. I have a four KO

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lead TV. Yeah, and my
TV is obnoxiously good. It's like,

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this is unnecessary. Yeah, if
you like, say I just bought a

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sixty five incher and that like it
makes sense to be at a higher echelon

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you start getting more in that realm. But like say it'd be like having

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a four K PSP, it can
be like it's just like there's a certain

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point of like where you're the diminishing
returns on that are so fucking and so

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useless. I had a little TV
that was fifteen inches maybe it was It

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was supposed to be for an RV. Used to work for an RV dealership.

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So I stole it, and so
I stole it. Well, I

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stole it because most of the coaches
and the RVs would be rented out during

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burning men and all these people.
They would rent out all these things,

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and then there was a rent out
RV service. They would rent all the

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ship and then they would leave a
bunch of shit behind alcohol, food items,

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and then so this thing was not
installed into the RV, so it

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was I was like, fuck,
yeah, dude, I got a new

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little thing, like a little little
TV. So the cool thing is I

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would play like games on it,
right, and it looked beautiful because it's

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so small. Dude. I remember, I have a picture on my Facebook,

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and it's so funny because I look
at it every now and again,

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or it comes up on my like
memories whenever I like make the decision to

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check those, and it'll be like
it's a photo of me playing the Halo

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Reach beta on like the TV that
I had. Yeah, and it's my

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hand on the screen and my hand
takes up the entirety of the screen.

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Oh shit. Like it was like
I was playing like three sixty games yeah,

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on like a really small screen and
they looked great, looked amazing,

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right, I remember playing. I
remember the first time I used HDMI cables

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and I saw the difference and it
hurt my eyes a little bit. I

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remember like looking at it being like
the PS three. I remember blowing my

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blowing my mind a little bit,
Like when when when I saw like Uncharted

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running on like a PS on a
p S three, that kind of blew

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my mind because it was like,
oh ship, that's that's insane. Looked

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one looks so bad compared to to
already I know, but like at the

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time, the fidelity of it,
like the sheer like resolution of it was

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was insane. That's because they were
doing Blu ray and stuff. So like,

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so the PS three and three sixty
are so weird because like exclusives on

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the PS three looked so good,
but then every other game that was multiplatform

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on the PS three looked worse sixty
because like no one knew how to make

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games for it because they built it
for to the PlayStation. Blew my mind

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at the time when a ps PS
three came out, my mom she she

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bought Heavenly Sword and that ship was
like like when you At the time,

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I was like, dude, the
fucking skin it's so you look at it

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now and it looks goofy as fuck. They look they look silly, but

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like at the time, I hate
that. That was like, yo,

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I've never the detailed games from that
time though. That's still kind of like

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that Fight Night Oh my god.
Oh right, for the original three City,

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I think it was like a Launch
three sixty game, I think or

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something like that. So it looks
they look a little strange, but they

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looks good to Fight Night Champion looks
fucking amazing. Which Champion Champion I think

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came out like twenty eleven or something. Was that the Was that the last

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one? Probably? Yeah, I
think so I missed those games. Man,

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they were fun. They have a
Undisputed right now. It's in early

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access. I think it's gonna come
out with the Light Night. It's not

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it's not final. It's just called
Unisputed, so it's it's an early access

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and it's kind of like this is
the thing. This is like the standard

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right now of a boxing game,
so you can fuck around with it.

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Now, do they still have this
what mm A games called? I forget

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what they're called, well what the
ones now? What they called? They're

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just called UFC in the number UFC, So five is out. Yeah,

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I'm low key excited for Skate because
like they can skates back. They're working

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on skate again, which, like
I never really got into skate, but

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like I remember seeing skate was like
a big machine in the game because you

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could the rag dolls in that game
were so agregious and the ship that you

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could do. You could just like
run with your skateboard and fall in front

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of a truck and it was like
the best shit I've ever seen. I

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don't feel good about Like, I
mean, I hope hopefully they just knock

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it out of the park, but
I feel like I feel like it's gonna

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be like a guitar hero and rock
band when they came back. People just

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didn't give a shit. People were
nostalgic for it, but they didn't fucking

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buy it. People. The thing
about Nostalida is like you think you want

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that again, right, but you
don't, and I feel the way I

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feel like skate. It's been so
long and skate is so it's not like

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that. Do you remember that,
Oh my god? What do you remember

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that Tony Hawk game where they gave
you like that we fit board. Oh

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my god, do you remember what? You know? That thing didn't work.

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It wasn't called like Tony Hawk Ride
or something. Yes, Underground was

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Underground. Underground was good. Actually
one was particularly good. Underground. Underground

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was I think the last one I
played, because I know there was an

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I know there was American Wastelanders.
That was when like I put one in

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two. That was when the points
is got like absurd because you can do

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the Caveman. We're literally like you
would. I don't think I ever bailed

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in that fucking game, because you
would just if you think you're not gonna

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land it, you would cave man, land on your feet and then continue

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your fucking combo. And I was
like, Okay, this doesn't make any

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sense anymore. Something. I just
realized what happened? Uh what? Because

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look, we we we got here
pretty early to the like we we started

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recording this episode a lot later than
we anticipated because we're trying to figure out

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this like switches situation, Sweeny us
Sweeney us. But uh, in the

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heat of that, I totally forgot
the iPad with the questions on it.

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So I'm gonna go run and grab
grab that so that the video will be

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stuck for a second talking about Okay, yeah, we'll have we'll have sex

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for a little bit. I feel
like I'm just not the I'm the picture,

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though, I gotta be the picture. I'm definitely not catching. I'm

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going to be I'm going to be
gay as long as I'm not catching,

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bro. I mean you have to
at some point. Nah, dude,

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I'm a selfish lover. Bro.
I've never eat a girl at once in

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my life. Bro. Never never
want. I don't want that. I

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refuse. Let's just discuss that.
I'm Jamaican. I mean, it's actolutely

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disgusting. I will never put my
face on a giant bro. Never once.

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I don't believe you for a second. Now, you shouldn't like that.

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Never never want. Bro. You
cannot keep a woman in the modern

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world. You cannot keep one if
you don't do that, because someone will

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do it. She will, She'll
agree. Look, man, I'm be

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honest I'm be honest. I'm I'm
I'm I'm a slight germophobe. So I'm

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not really like, I don't I
probably I could do it way more,

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but I have a little bit of
a still a little bit. I'm not

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like. I'm not like Howie Mandel. You know, you hear that guy's

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like a huge germophobe. Bleach after
he talks to people, a bleach like

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a drum. It's not for long
though, not a long time, but

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like, hey, he gets submerged
in it and then they pull him out.

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That's crazy. Burn get him.
He doesn't even put on goggles or

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nothing. Wild mouth open and he's
clean now, and they stare, they

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do the spray and they sterilize him. He is on the floor. I'm

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clean, I'm clean. That's why
you can only do the podcast now because

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he needs to recover for so many
days. His eyes are milky colored.

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That's how stand he is. It's
a nice and milky. It's a nice

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milky fucking canna meat. The color. So but okay, let me I

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just want to say, because I
know somebody's gonna be like, wait,

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if you're a German phobe, well, how do you like make out and

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stuff like that. Like I'm also
not like I also I feel look at

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look at if if was if mouthwash
hasn't been used like minutes before, there's

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a ten percent of me that feels
a little gross, like because I just

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don't don't you don't do anything.
I just don't like women, know,

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man Like yeah, Like I wouldn't
even hesitate for the dude. Dude,

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I'm sucking in there. Dude,
he's just going on this little fucking spinning

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like that, this motherfucking shower all
day, and I'm excited. That's a

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better better dude, the friend,
the post, the post sweat dick bro,

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the poet, the post workout cock
is best bro. Okay, okay,

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yeah you got you gotta show the
camera. Guys do this one.

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I think I do a little.
He's a little squirrel. It's too it's

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too uh oh yeah, look like
that. What do you mean? What's

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wrong? What's wrong with him?
That's squaddle that? Yeah. So we

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had a we had a hurdle.
We had a we had a bet on

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sacred symbols right where like we were
we were betting on them, like what

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would like random things about the Xbox
Showcase and Summer Games first in general,

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like how many times would this person
show up? Would how long would coachma

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be up on stage for five minutes? Like things like that, and uh,

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the the losers had to draw.
The losers had to draw fan art

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of the winner and post like a
sincere like, oh, what a great

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what a great person this guy is
on their instagrams in a story or whatever,

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and Colin won. This is not
the fan out of Colin, but

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I made Why did you look like
that? Why is he trying to fuck

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your ass? He looks like he's
like you draw him like that, He's

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like trying to seduce you. So
he looks like like like like yes,

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some sort of sexual desire is not
willing to tell you yet. Yeah.

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I feel it came out pretty good. I tried to tried to make him

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look like withered by time and stretch, but like, yeah, it looks

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a little washed out, but he
looks good. It looks good. I

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can tell that it's calling for I
give him pig shoes. I haven't holding

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a PSV like it's a specimen,
really happy with it, but a violet

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ye vile they have coming. I
guess when you go to sperm bank.

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Right, you put in a vile
right, well, I think you put

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it in a not a vial.
But what do they call those things the

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test cups? I mean, I'm
shure. The idea of coming back one

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of those full is crazy. Like
you're going there for a three minutes to

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come back. You see, you
you gooned an entire you gooned all night,

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right, you were just you were
fucking like uh, just completely edging

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and you're like, so you're on
the way there, you're still you're still

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gooning, you're feeding a little bit
and then yeah, yeah, then you

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fucking go and I bet you can
fill but at least like a quarter of

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it easily. The idea of the
idea of people edging for hours is crazy.

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I don't understand unless you're like a
you know those those those what was

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it called chatterbait, you know like
that, like if you're one of those

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people that, yeah, that's it. Other than that, how do you

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have time, Like if you have
a job, possibly significant other then there's

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people there's no shot you have a
chance to edge, Like you don't get

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off. That's crazy. That's almost
break up levels of convers Yeah, what

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are you doing. I'm edging,
honey, we're on an edge and goon

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Ohn speaking of that, that is
funny that you said that, So that

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is my uh what might drop today? Actually? Is that really? Yeah?

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Literally, So it's not you.
It's not to say no no,

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no, it's not it's this.
It's a song. This is the next

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one. It's it's so I have
had this one in back chamber for a

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long time because I was like,
I don't have time. I don't have

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time to do anything clever. So
it's just I want to fuck my bros

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all night because I am very gay. That's it. That's good. Perfect,

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That's all it needs to be,
bros on It sounds good, dude,

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Like you just do gang vocals and
then like at one point yeah,

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like the guitars, yeah, like
a out and then it's just the drums

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and they're still doing it. So
it's fucking sounds amazing, dude. I

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was looking at like, uh,
I don't even know how I got there,

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but like your stuff came up like
when your when of your gay songs

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or whatever on YouTube. The shorts. Oh, I was like, those

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things are fucking huge. It is
like one of them had like seven hundred

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and forty four thousand or something something
like that, like uh se Metallica ones

405
00:26:41.960 --> 00:26:48.240
has like over a million, and
it was I've gained like five thousand or

406
00:26:48.279 --> 00:26:51.359
six thousand subscribers because of that,
and I was like, oh, it's

407
00:26:51.599 --> 00:26:56.039
hilarious. Like my channel was completely
dead. And then it was still the

408
00:26:56.039 --> 00:27:02.240
point where the sponsors they were it
because they were like, hey, we

409
00:27:02.279 --> 00:27:04.880
want to they saw that my ship
was like spiking, Hey, let's work

410
00:27:04.920 --> 00:27:08.920
again, because I guess they're just
looking algorithmically, algorithmically at ship like that

411
00:27:10.079 --> 00:27:12.680
who they used to work with,
because like one of them having fun with

412
00:27:12.720 --> 00:27:15.200
me in like over here, and
then they just out of nowhere. And

413
00:27:15.240 --> 00:27:18.400
I was like, all right,
guys, I'll take your money, but

414
00:27:18.319 --> 00:27:22.400
I'm gonna post a regular video and
that shit ain't even gonna break ten K.

415
00:27:22.559 --> 00:27:25.319
So I was like, i'll take
your money, I'll go fuck.

416
00:27:25.839 --> 00:27:27.920
And I felt a little bad,
but no, you shouldn't are companies.

417
00:27:29.000 --> 00:27:30.079
But yeah, no, you're right, Actually you're absolute. Right away,

418
00:27:30.119 --> 00:27:33.839
have you made a gay version of
Master of Puppets? Yes, so I

419
00:27:33.880 --> 00:27:37.759
did that right after. If the
question is have you made a gay version

420
00:27:37.759 --> 00:27:41.799
of Blank? The answers yes,
The bell holes, No, because I

421
00:27:41.599 --> 00:27:44.839
want to make a racist one of
that, because I feel like it works

422
00:27:44.839 --> 00:27:51.119
better for racists than gay The problem
with the hooms the knees grow. Yeah,

423
00:27:51.519 --> 00:27:56.480
that's so dumb. That's so stupid. I've been saying it forever.

424
00:27:56.440 --> 00:28:08.000
It's gonna be something like I hate
the Negroes crimes. I want them gone.

425
00:28:10.720 --> 00:28:15.240
Not like there's no poetry in it
at all. It's literally it's just

426
00:28:15.279 --> 00:28:21.880
a it's it's a description of what
I what I want. It's a Christmas

427
00:28:21.880 --> 00:28:26.759
list. Love that song. It's
a good song. But see the problem

428
00:28:26.799 --> 00:28:30.359
that I run into with some of
them is that there's not enough lyrics.

429
00:28:30.799 --> 00:28:36.160
One of the reasons why there's a
lot of guitar solo it's way too much

430
00:28:36.319 --> 00:28:40.319
like it's barely he barely says anything
in that song. The reason why the

431
00:28:40.400 --> 00:28:44.960
Backcountry one works so well is because
the choruses it's filled with lyrics. Really

432
00:28:45.039 --> 00:28:48.519
yeah, so like can you man? And and and it's just keep Yeah,

433
00:28:48.559 --> 00:28:52.240
that's a great I love that.
So you know that's the I've sure

434
00:28:52.240 --> 00:28:55.799
I heard that song before, but
not cognizantly. So that's like my first

435
00:28:55.799 --> 00:29:00.680
introduction really to that. It didn't
say how much of that because I'm not

436
00:29:00.720 --> 00:29:03.319
a metal person really, but I
know so much Metallica, and I don't

437
00:29:03.319 --> 00:29:07.039
know where the fuck I learned it
from. I think it was simple as

438
00:29:07.039 --> 00:29:08.160
a guitar hear. I think it
was guitar hero like one and two.

439
00:29:08.839 --> 00:29:11.880
I heard so much of their music
cause I was like, I'm not a

440
00:29:11.880 --> 00:29:18.640
metal because my metal information is like
Metallica and Macedon. That's like it's and

441
00:29:18.680 --> 00:29:19.720
every now and then like somebody sprinkled
in the middle of it. But like,

442
00:29:19.759 --> 00:29:23.160
I know so much Metallica, and
I'm like, why do I know

443
00:29:23.279 --> 00:29:26.359
this song? And at least like, why do you know that song?

444
00:29:26.519 --> 00:29:29.079
I don't know. No one in
my famous into fucking metal. Really,

445
00:29:29.559 --> 00:29:32.759
it was just me like looking at
a MVS and I guess it showed up.

446
00:29:33.799 --> 00:29:37.759
That makes sense. Mazdon's an interesting
one because that's that's one of those

447
00:29:37.759 --> 00:29:41.160
bands that if you're not really into
the metal genre, like it must have

448
00:29:41.200 --> 00:29:45.279
been a little bit. I wouldn't
expect you to stumble upon them. I

449
00:29:45.319 --> 00:29:48.559
know them because I know there's a
second like I think one of the leaders

450
00:29:48.559 --> 00:29:52.480
of the group is in another group
as well. I know he's in a

451
00:29:52.519 --> 00:29:55.440
supergroup. I think that I think
that's super group. I know about them

452
00:29:55.720 --> 00:29:59.400
and I found that about I wrestled
the Bear once. I know about that

453
00:29:59.400 --> 00:30:00.720
group, and I don't know they're
technically metal. I think they're more like

454
00:30:00.799 --> 00:30:04.240
the punk there. You know,
they're they're well, they're metal, but

455
00:30:04.279 --> 00:30:08.160
they're like you would call them kind
of like because they have a little bit

456
00:30:08.160 --> 00:30:11.880
of a they have a little bit
of that scream on ones to them,

457
00:30:11.920 --> 00:30:18.960
but then they're also you call them
kind of like even they have hardcore elements

458
00:30:18.960 --> 00:30:21.799
for sure, but there was kind
of like a chaos to them, like

459
00:30:21.799 --> 00:30:25.039
where it was you would call it
like mathy, like some people call math

460
00:30:25.119 --> 00:30:27.160
metal and where was another group?
The lead singer is a girl. I

461
00:30:27.200 --> 00:30:32.039
forgot her name, Yeah whatever is
forgot The leader singers a girl and I

462
00:30:32.079 --> 00:30:36.000
remember them from so the the original
singer. I don't know what the fuck

463
00:30:36.039 --> 00:30:40.599
she's up to, but then Courtney, she was took over for I was

464
00:30:40.799 --> 00:30:44.000
wrestled bar But then now she's in
spirit Box. There you go, spirit

465
00:30:44.000 --> 00:30:47.000
Box. That's the other but that's
the only one that's that's the one that's

466
00:30:47.519 --> 00:30:49.920
seeped into my Yeah, they've fucking
blown the funk up, but like really

467
00:30:49.920 --> 00:30:53.839
they got really popular they're huge.
I was in them in like eight which

468
00:30:53.880 --> 00:31:00.359
is crazy. Well maybe not something
like that were probably I forgot exactly.

469
00:31:00.440 --> 00:31:03.119
I wrestled a baron once back then, and then they probably turn a spirit

470
00:31:03.119 --> 00:31:06.599
Box later on. Well it's a
complete different band, but it's just the

471
00:31:06.680 --> 00:31:10.920
Courtney went from that band to spirit
Box and spirit Boxes. I feel like

472
00:31:10.960 --> 00:31:14.839
they just they've done just a great
job just checking all the boxes of like

473
00:31:14.880 --> 00:31:18.039
what people want to hear. And
uh, that's kind of like I even

474
00:31:18.079 --> 00:31:21.359
thought to myself because I'm like,
damn, I should just make music like

475
00:31:21.400 --> 00:31:23.240
that and find some bitch. You
know. I've actually, to be honest,

476
00:31:23.240 --> 00:31:26.480
I've been wanting to get a fucking
slut singer for a while, you

477
00:31:26.519 --> 00:31:32.799
know what I mean. Wait,
I'm just I'm just made massages as fuck.

478
00:31:32.920 --> 00:31:37.640
That's all a female This a female
vocalist, female vocalist, and you

479
00:31:37.640 --> 00:31:45.119
were like a slut singer. That
is wild. That is so bananas.

480
00:31:45.880 --> 00:31:51.279
I mean, look, but what
bananas? Bananas? I've actually wanted,

481
00:31:51.440 --> 00:31:53.680
like for a while, I've wanted
one. Two thousand and seven was the

482
00:31:53.720 --> 00:31:57.440
first time that I was like basically
when Riot came out from Paramore and I

483
00:31:57.480 --> 00:32:00.440
was like, bro, I got
a capitalize on this shit, and we

484
00:32:00.480 --> 00:32:02.799
actually tried out well, I was
jamming with some of my boys and we

485
00:32:02.839 --> 00:32:07.559
tried out this one girl and then
I was fucked up. My my friend,

486
00:32:07.559 --> 00:32:10.400
No, no, no, my
friend. My friend betrayed me to

487
00:32:10.400 --> 00:32:13.880
betray me. He he was like, I don't give a if you don't

488
00:32:13.880 --> 00:32:15.119
want a jam with me, I
don't give a shit. Why would I

489
00:32:15.119 --> 00:32:20.079
want anybody? Imagine having somebody a
part of your band, your music project

490
00:32:20.119 --> 00:32:22.759
and they weren't really feeling it,
and like You're like no, keep going

491
00:32:22.839 --> 00:32:24.400
like no, no, no,
I was here. My friend was he

492
00:32:24.400 --> 00:32:28.319
didn't want to like tell me that. He's like, hey, I found

493
00:32:28.319 --> 00:32:30.279
a different band. He wanted,
like a rockabilly band, and he wanted

494
00:32:30.279 --> 00:32:34.599
to focus on that. He put
together a project and then he was too

495
00:32:34.640 --> 00:32:36.680
scared to tell me, and I'm
like, what the fuck, dude,

496
00:32:36.680 --> 00:32:38.440
what are you talking like? Just
it was still a point where I was

497
00:32:38.480 --> 00:32:42.119
excided frohim, and they need a
drummer, so I started drumming for them.

498
00:32:42.200 --> 00:32:45.319
But like, at the time,
why he betrayed me? I say,

499
00:32:45.400 --> 00:32:47.480
is we tried out this one girl
singer he found her. But then

500
00:32:47.559 --> 00:32:51.839
I was like, hey, what
happened? To her like she tried out,

501
00:32:51.839 --> 00:32:52.359
and then I was like, reach
out to her, so we want

502
00:32:52.359 --> 00:32:54.960
to like have her come over again. And then he was like, oh,

503
00:32:55.039 --> 00:32:57.720
you know, she's actually doesn't want
to do anymore. I was like,

504
00:32:57.759 --> 00:33:00.599
what did she give a reason?
He was like, she just said

505
00:33:00.640 --> 00:33:04.839
no. Later to find out that, you know, city, he literally

506
00:33:05.119 --> 00:33:08.799
just just ignored, didn't call her
back and didn't want to. He didn't

507
00:33:08.799 --> 00:33:12.480
want to because he didn't want to
go forward with the band, so he

508
00:33:12.599 --> 00:33:15.640
kind of sabotaged me having that girl
in the band. And I'm like,

509
00:33:15.799 --> 00:33:20.680
Yo, that's crazy bands not like
Nightmares, bro, Like that was just

510
00:33:20.680 --> 00:33:23.000
going wrong. And it's like,
uh it, it is a fucking mess

511
00:33:23.000 --> 00:33:29.000
man. It's I've played with so
many insane people, uh people that the

512
00:33:29.039 --> 00:33:31.960
people that are just they're like this
one guy that he literally would just like

513
00:33:32.200 --> 00:33:36.960
if you looked at his eyes,
there was just pussy in the irises because

514
00:33:36.960 --> 00:33:39.920
he just all he cared about was
getting women. He didn't care about anything

515
00:33:39.960 --> 00:33:43.920
else. There was no there was
no music. I don't think he would

516
00:33:43.960 --> 00:33:45.400
have cared what the genre was.
He was just in it to like get

517
00:33:45.400 --> 00:33:50.119
pussy. And I was like,
God, damn, it's playing with people.

518
00:33:51.079 --> 00:33:53.680
So that's why I like, I
was actually thinking about the next.

519
00:33:53.839 --> 00:33:57.000
So. I have a project that
I'm working on, but I want to

520
00:33:57.039 --> 00:34:00.319
do another. I want to do
two projects simultaneously. One want to do

521
00:34:00.880 --> 00:34:06.599
so christ and I did a kind
of punk hardcore song last year and I

522
00:34:06.599 --> 00:34:08.800
love that genre. It's easy,
fun, fast, and I was like,

523
00:34:09.920 --> 00:34:15.320
this would do well and so and
so that was a fun one.

524
00:34:15.440 --> 00:34:17.119
Yeah. So I was thinking,
I haven't talked to you about it yet,

525
00:34:17.119 --> 00:34:22.679
but I'm like, just ride a
bunch of shit, throw throw some

526
00:34:22.960 --> 00:34:29.360
maybe little four track EP together.
Maybe I think see what I was I

527
00:34:29.360 --> 00:34:32.000
haven't. I literally this is the
first time making a resurgence again. I'm

528
00:34:32.000 --> 00:34:36.400
so happy about that. I hate
it because the era makes me upset.

529
00:34:36.440 --> 00:34:39.079
I don't know why I never liked
that kind of music. I about pop

530
00:34:39.119 --> 00:34:43.199
punk, Yeah, yeah, punk, I never I've never I like Paramore,

531
00:34:43.199 --> 00:34:45.119
Don't get me wrong. I've always
liked Paramour because I thought Hayli Williams

532
00:34:45.119 --> 00:34:47.719
is cute every since I was a
kid. So that's why I like Paramore.

533
00:34:47.760 --> 00:34:51.119
And also like a girl I like
exposed me to Paramores, I was

534
00:34:51.119 --> 00:34:52.920
like, oh this is fun.
I like Green Day of course, obviously

535
00:34:52.920 --> 00:34:58.440
because I'm fucking born when I was
born, But I didn't like the frequency

536
00:34:58.440 --> 00:35:00.920
of pop punk, how it was
so dominant from like two thousand and three

537
00:35:00.960 --> 00:35:04.119
to two thousand, like ten.
There's a lot of ship. It was

538
00:35:04.400 --> 00:35:06.960
super dominant. There's a lot of
garbage within it, right, But yeah,

539
00:35:06.960 --> 00:35:09.519
I would say every genre of music
though that's not exclusive to pop punk

540
00:35:09.559 --> 00:35:13.559
at all. That's not the that's
it's how I felt about, like in

541
00:35:14.400 --> 00:35:19.559
specifically wrap around five, like six
oh, it was. It was like

542
00:35:19.599 --> 00:35:22.400
that was a dark era of rapps. It was really kind of saw the

543
00:35:22.400 --> 00:35:24.920
Southern seah it was. It was
really really like, don't get me wrong,

544
00:35:25.000 --> 00:35:29.159
I think some of the best rappers
come from the South. Objectively,

545
00:35:29.559 --> 00:35:32.320
we got like Jed, we got
fucking Uh, we got Earth Gang,

546
00:35:32.360 --> 00:35:36.480
we got one hundred three thousand,
we got fucking Pimp. Seeing all them,

547
00:35:36.559 --> 00:35:39.199
they're fantastic artists, you know.
But the ship that was getting played

548
00:35:39.280 --> 00:35:44.480
Hurricane Chris, you know, fucking
oh my god, I wish I had

549
00:35:44.519 --> 00:35:51.159
to go with a sink of Louisiana. Will guy. Oh no, the

550
00:35:51.280 --> 00:36:00.679
right thir asshole, that's chingy no, No, I remember it's almost something

551
00:36:01.199 --> 00:36:06.599
so close. Wait ching he is
right there right, you like the way

552
00:36:06.599 --> 00:36:08.920
you do it right there. Let
me see, hurricane, what did he

553
00:36:08.960 --> 00:36:13.239
do? He did something stupid?
You're gonna hear he did something stupid.

554
00:36:13.840 --> 00:36:17.000
Mind blocked. My mind blocked it
because like I was like, wait a

555
00:36:17.039 --> 00:36:22.360
minute, no, I remember right, there was annoying. But he's thirty

556
00:36:22.360 --> 00:36:23.880
five though, that's fucking crazy.
Oh wow, well yeah, because he

557
00:36:23.920 --> 00:36:30.559
was young when he came out her
and baby, that's it. That's it.

558
00:36:30.760 --> 00:36:37.360
Hey maybe, hey, maybe baby, Hey babe baye, white folks,

559
00:36:37.400 --> 00:36:42.400
gangsters and the thugs a baby.
Oh my god, I forgot about

560
00:36:42.400 --> 00:36:46.800
that. I had to do that, hurriy. I was seven. Holy

561
00:36:46.840 --> 00:36:50.679
ship. Yeah I didn't stick though, at least that didn't stick. Yeah

562
00:36:50.719 --> 00:36:53.119
it did for a bit. But
that's what happens when like genres just sometimes

563
00:36:53.320 --> 00:36:57.840
they get oversaturated and then like the
kind of the worst ship goes to the

564
00:36:57.840 --> 00:37:00.280
top, not the worship but like
just like the not the best, the

565
00:37:00.360 --> 00:37:04.079
least interesting. Yeah, like there
was all that. There was that whole

566
00:37:04.159 --> 00:37:06.280
era of a It was because of
Soldier Boy. It was like, oh,

567
00:37:06.320 --> 00:37:09.519
we're gonna do dancing, So basically
it's not about anything other than creating

568
00:37:09.599 --> 00:37:15.000
some type of dance body. And
then it started getting so fucking absurd to

569
00:37:15.000 --> 00:37:19.119
the point where, uh, to
me, it peaked that Cat Daddy if

570
00:37:19.159 --> 00:37:22.880
you remember the Cat Daddy. Yeah, Tommy sponge Bob stacking Krabby, Patty

571
00:37:22.000 --> 00:37:25.000
something some getting the Cat Daddy and
I'm like, I'm done, I'm done.

572
00:37:25.039 --> 00:37:28.440
I can't I listen. That was
dark kuture hip hop. Though it

573
00:37:28.480 --> 00:37:30.840
was, it was to the point
that it was to the point that like

574
00:37:30.920 --> 00:37:34.440
when Kendrick and people like came went
Kendrick and Cole and like, uh,

575
00:37:34.480 --> 00:37:37.400
because it was that era for a
while. And then what happened is that

576
00:37:37.840 --> 00:37:42.440
Tyler showed up, Kendrick Lamar showed
up, Earl Sweatshirt, j Cole,

577
00:37:42.880 --> 00:37:45.960
Big Sean, people that can actually
rap again. Yeah, re emerged out

578
00:37:46.000 --> 00:37:50.559
the water. Yeah, and you're
like, thank you God, thank you

579
00:37:50.679 --> 00:37:52.320
so much. Yeah, that's the
EBB and Flow because they had that,

580
00:37:52.360 --> 00:37:54.440
and then like they had that error
music and then I still like maybe like

581
00:37:54.440 --> 00:37:58.199
twenty fifteen, like like a lot
of really well maybe twenty ten. Then

582
00:37:58.199 --> 00:38:00.440
it got the trap rappers like Future
up, who I fucking adore? I

583
00:38:00.519 --> 00:38:05.679
love Future but I am I'm I'm
half in half a Future. I like

584
00:38:05.800 --> 00:38:07.920
some of his stuff. I think
he's a genius. Bro. I hear

585
00:38:07.960 --> 00:38:12.559
people say he's a genius a lot
of times. I don't agree. I

586
00:38:12.559 --> 00:38:15.440
don't even because of the fact that
he brought that genre music to the forefront

587
00:38:15.480 --> 00:38:19.639
where it was. But is he
a genius or was he just a fucking

588
00:38:19.639 --> 00:38:22.280
guy on Lean? You know you
know what's crazy? You know what you

589
00:38:22.079 --> 00:38:25.360
know? You know, you know
it's really crazy crazy. He admitted that

590
00:38:25.400 --> 00:38:29.440
he wasn't. He doesn't really fun
with anything other than like smoking weed that

591
00:38:29.559 --> 00:38:32.239
much. What it was just simply
the idea that was the culture around him.

592
00:38:32.480 --> 00:38:35.880
So he made music like that.
It's really fucked up, okay whatever.

593
00:38:36.039 --> 00:38:39.519
I tried Lean because the future very
likely, very likely, because because

594
00:38:39.800 --> 00:38:43.119
because the music he would rap about
when I was younger, I was like,

595
00:38:43.119 --> 00:38:45.840
oh yeah, dude, is sucking
smoke a blunt, drink some Lean

596
00:38:45.880 --> 00:38:46.880
and I would become a vegetable And
I'm like, I don't want to do

597
00:38:46.920 --> 00:38:51.599
this some more and I wake up
out myself. So are you telling me

598
00:38:51.760 --> 00:38:55.360
you're like this stereotype of like what
what like the news would would scare people

599
00:38:57.159 --> 00:38:59.960
like your kid's just gonna drink Lean
because he heard it in his song.

600
00:39:00.079 --> 00:39:02.159
Yeah, yeah, it's so insane
people people are doing people were drinking ly.

601
00:39:02.239 --> 00:39:05.320
If you were smoking weed at the
time in twenty ten, if you

602
00:39:05.320 --> 00:39:07.360
were like really smoking weed, people
were drinking lean and no, but how

603
00:39:07.440 --> 00:39:10.360
suggestible do you have to be to
do that? Yeah? Well that was

604
00:39:10.360 --> 00:39:13.800
the that was. That was like
hip hop culture. If you're really around

605
00:39:13.800 --> 00:39:15.119
that shit, you know very likely
you would probably end up trying it.

606
00:39:15.199 --> 00:39:20.119
I hate terrible. It's terrible,
don't get me wrong. Like I did

607
00:39:20.239 --> 00:39:22.840
like maybe twice, and I was
like, I don't like how when I

608
00:39:22.920 --> 00:39:24.480
do this, I can't move?
But you're telling me, Like, so

609
00:39:24.559 --> 00:39:29.440
you're telling me he wasn't in the
len In Lee have done it before,

610
00:39:29.480 --> 00:39:31.800
but that wasn't really are you telling
me? When he made that Tony Montana

611
00:39:31.840 --> 00:39:35.480
ship, he wasn't high out of
his fucking mind. He was probably high.

612
00:39:35.800 --> 00:39:38.320
He probably wasn't fucking sipping and blowing
cold at the same time. He

613
00:39:38.360 --> 00:39:42.719
was probably just like smoking weed.
Maybe his homies were sipping some lean.

614
00:39:42.800 --> 00:39:47.840
He was like, you know,
there's a idea slapping women. As he's

615
00:39:47.880 --> 00:39:52.039
talking, he's just he's a slap
women. He doesn't respect that. It's

616
00:39:52.079 --> 00:39:57.280
a difference. I'm sure he wouldn't. He would he would hire someone else

617
00:39:57.320 --> 00:40:01.239
to slap them. He doesn't even
text, didn't slap. Yeah, look

618
00:40:01.280 --> 00:40:06.599
man, I I like some of
his ship, but I I'll some like

619
00:40:06.679 --> 00:40:09.000
say that okay, so so h
that song that he did with Kendrick that

620
00:40:09.079 --> 00:40:14.079
started the whole fucking beat like it
was that. It was that like that

621
00:40:14.199 --> 00:40:16.800
that Verry White beam? Right?
Very right? What is his name?

622
00:40:16.880 --> 00:40:23.400
Right? The I hate on the
fly? Sometimes some it's very white?

623
00:40:23.480 --> 00:40:27.800
Right, the he's the original beat. Yeah, yeah, he's the big

624
00:40:27.840 --> 00:40:29.920
black soulfol dude. Right? And
is that am I saying? The right

625
00:40:29.960 --> 00:40:32.480
guy? Not very white? I
see. I feel like on the fly,

626
00:40:34.320 --> 00:40:36.920
I get like, not Verry White, very white to the white man.

627
00:40:38.760 --> 00:40:44.519
Verry White is the Verry White is
like that old he would write like

628
00:40:44.599 --> 00:40:47.159
the sensual kind of like love ballads. No, That's what I'm talking about.

629
00:40:50.760 --> 00:40:52.280
Oh no, I'm wrong, am
I back to right? Was a

630
00:40:52.320 --> 00:40:54.079
white man? It just for some
reason, for some reason, on the

631
00:40:54.159 --> 00:40:57.440
fly, I get like kind of
like, oh no, no, is

632
00:40:57.480 --> 00:41:00.440
that right? I feel like you're
a human being recorded you and it's like

633
00:41:00.239 --> 00:41:04.719
it's it's on the fly. His
name was just Arry White, Verry White.

634
00:41:04.719 --> 00:41:07.280
But the soul, Oh my doll
and so we had that beat.

635
00:41:08.079 --> 00:41:14.119
There's Verry White, there's Arry White, and then there's Jack Black and oh

636
00:41:14.199 --> 00:41:21.679
my god there inverse. Yeah,
they're actual pilots. Did you see that?

637
00:41:22.039 --> 00:41:24.400
By the way, I like,
uh, yes, what you're gonna

638
00:41:24.400 --> 00:41:29.000
talk about? Uh? Because Jack
Black endors Biden because like whatever. Of

639
00:41:29.039 --> 00:41:31.599
course, because of course he's fucking
Hollywood, Like why wouldn't he? And

640
00:41:31.599 --> 00:41:37.159
then so everybody's like pretending like suddenly
he's cringe Like suddenly, like suddenly,

641
00:41:37.320 --> 00:41:40.880
Jack Black being the way Jack Black
has always been is now like a bad

642
00:41:40.920 --> 00:41:45.400
thing. Yeah, all of us
overnight. Jack Black has always had cringe

643
00:41:45.519 --> 00:41:52.760
energy. But the most fun have
y'all seen Nacho Lee Bright that Jack has

644
00:41:52.800 --> 00:41:59.400
literally cringed. And the point it's
funny Jack Black is so he's so free

645
00:41:59.719 --> 00:42:01.920
from like he really does not care. And that to me is like that

646
00:42:01.920 --> 00:42:06.480
that transcend He it is cringe,
but it's like beyond it to the point

647
00:42:06.519 --> 00:42:07.960
where it's like I'm genuinely jealous of
that. Yeah, like that he could

648
00:42:08.000 --> 00:42:12.079
give that less of a fuck about
like he's just trying to have fun.

649
00:42:12.159 --> 00:42:15.920
Yeah, it's cringe, but it's
it's genuine. It's that's what it's cringing

650
00:42:15.920 --> 00:42:20.280
in the way that like children kind
of are cringe you know. It's it's

651
00:42:20.320 --> 00:42:22.800
authentic. That's the thing. I
think that's the most important thing. When

652
00:42:22.800 --> 00:42:27.039
people are just being themselves, like
I don't care, like how Like I've

653
00:42:27.039 --> 00:42:30.880
seen things like huge dorks like I
go, I'll go. My friend he's

654
00:42:30.880 --> 00:42:34.719
the manager at a comic shop and
there are there was a dude that came

655
00:42:34.760 --> 00:42:37.320
in the store, one of his
friends that plays a warhammer and he's wearing

656
00:42:37.400 --> 00:42:44.639
like the Jetly's unleashed collar like and
I'm like, that is fucking that sick

657
00:42:45.480 --> 00:42:49.599
like, but he unapologetically doesn't give
a fuck because most people would just laugh

658
00:42:49.639 --> 00:42:52.039
at him like this Nigga's weren't a
collar for me. But I'm like,

659
00:42:52.159 --> 00:42:55.480
I respect that very close to that
level of like I really like what I

660
00:42:55.559 --> 00:42:58.400
like. It's really hard everybody to
be like, oh, that's dumb,

661
00:42:58.559 --> 00:43:00.880
you like for me, Like anime. I used to love anime. I

662
00:43:00.880 --> 00:43:05.880
think anime as a genre because of
the way modern kids that just it is

663
00:43:06.039 --> 00:43:08.519
so unbelievably crange. It's hard to
it's hard to like it for me.

664
00:43:08.639 --> 00:43:12.719
It's hard to be a big it's
hard for me to dive deeper into it

665
00:43:12.760 --> 00:43:15.239
because like where I just lived with
the people I lived with it in Vegas,

666
00:43:15.440 --> 00:43:19.920
they were all all they did was
watch anime dude his son. They

667
00:43:20.000 --> 00:43:23.039
were just watching and and it just
made me hate it even more. It

668
00:43:23.079 --> 00:43:28.360
made like it was like to the
point where just I can't it's really it's

669
00:43:28.400 --> 00:43:32.039
it's honestly, it's mainly the women. Uh, it's their voices. It's

670
00:43:32.079 --> 00:43:36.320
mainly that ship. There's something about
it talking about in the last episode,

671
00:43:36.360 --> 00:43:37.639
did we yeah, a little bit
about like how they were it was.

672
00:43:37.760 --> 00:43:43.360
I mean I said something about like
it would be like watching Breaking Bad,

673
00:43:43.400 --> 00:43:46.440
but like if if the main characters
had like SpongeBob's voice. Yeah, yeah,

674
00:43:46.440 --> 00:43:49.719
Okay, you're right. It's for
me. It's the characterization of women,

675
00:43:49.760 --> 00:43:52.280
bro. It's like they they I
feel like animes. It like this

676
00:43:52.400 --> 00:43:55.239
woman character can do this, and
then you see them and they don't do

677
00:43:55.280 --> 00:43:59.199
anything other than just be a damsel. Yeah, And I'm like, why

678
00:43:59.400 --> 00:44:00.800
do you have them in there?
Then that's why I like this. Make

679
00:44:00.880 --> 00:44:04.360
him ship if they're gonna be shipped, don't lie to me about what he

680
00:44:04.360 --> 00:44:08.800
said. The animals that I've uh
that I've gravitated towards have like strong women

681
00:44:08.840 --> 00:44:14.159
in them, like so I was
attack on Titan. No such thing full

682
00:44:14.199 --> 00:44:19.440
monolchemists, because the Armstrong like the
queen, she's sucking Olivier. I would

683
00:44:19.960 --> 00:44:23.760
I would kill a grown man Olivier. I would slaughter one of them.

684
00:44:24.280 --> 00:44:34.920
Who is that? She's a pink
from She's she's Louis, not Louis Louis,

685
00:44:36.519 --> 00:44:40.880
She's she's Captain Armstrong's little sister.
And she'd fuck him up. He's

686
00:44:40.920 --> 00:44:45.519
a wall of a man. Yeah, she would beat the out he is

687
00:44:45.519 --> 00:44:50.360
afraid of this guy is a wall, but like she is way more scrap

688
00:44:50.480 --> 00:44:52.320
who is going to take over the
family. And she beat his asset.

689
00:44:52.400 --> 00:44:54.519
He's like, please help me,
mom and dad and they were like,

690
00:44:54.639 --> 00:44:58.960
nah, you got it. You're
you're sure strong dude. Speaking of Louis

691
00:44:59.039 --> 00:45:01.519
Armstrong, somebody did you see what
we got tagged in on Twitter? It

692
00:45:01.639 --> 00:45:07.280
was? Was it that thing that
I was talking about? Because I was

693
00:45:07.280 --> 00:45:09.519
talking about it in the episode,
like I swear I've seen like a thing

694
00:45:09.559 --> 00:45:13.480
of him on the moon. Yes, that was it. There's no oxygen

695
00:45:13.519 --> 00:45:17.480
on the moon. How did Louis
Armstrong get there? Yeah? That's He's

696
00:45:17.519 --> 00:45:22.440
like, hell, hell, that
ship is the guy that was doing the

697
00:45:22.519 --> 00:45:25.280
voice too. He's kind of breaking
character. You hear him laughing a little

698
00:45:25.320 --> 00:45:30.719
bit. There's nothing funny people breaking
character that it's great. There's there's another

699
00:45:30.719 --> 00:45:32.599
one that it's it's way worse than
this one. But the guy's just saying

700
00:45:34.880 --> 00:45:37.639
balls in my jaws. That's all
I saying in the loose balls in my

701
00:45:37.880 --> 00:45:44.719
jaws, over and over, bows
in my jaw. And then before he

702
00:45:44.800 --> 00:46:00.079
starts that job character that kind of
content jaw which to make content like that,

703
00:46:00.119 --> 00:46:04.639
I think that's what really is funny. I think I don't care about

704
00:46:04.760 --> 00:46:07.639
hitting the algorithm for like for people
to laugh. I think the idea of

705
00:46:07.679 --> 00:46:12.719
making ship that's so stupid that every
time I watch it I could laugh would

706
00:46:12.719 --> 00:46:14.440
be more of a better thing.
Now yeah, well dude, that's how

707
00:46:14.480 --> 00:46:15.840
I feld aboutcast feels like. Now
it's like I don't really give a fuck

708
00:46:15.880 --> 00:46:20.480
about like if people laugh at anymore
because we're laughing. So yeah, I

709
00:46:20.480 --> 00:46:24.199
mean it. I know, I
hate talk. I hate talking positively about

710
00:46:24.239 --> 00:46:28.360
anything that I'm involved in, but
I know, like say, watching the

711
00:46:28.400 --> 00:46:30.199
Ship back and like some of the
clips that we've seen, I'm like,

712
00:46:30.199 --> 00:46:35.280
Okay, this is fucking fire like
like it's fun as fun, Like we're

713
00:46:35.280 --> 00:46:39.519
having fun obviously being in Now that
we're here, this is great. And

714
00:46:40.800 --> 00:46:46.400
I look at I listen to a
lot of podcasts, there's I feel like,

715
00:46:46.639 --> 00:46:49.519
you know, there's a lot of
people don't like come town, right,

716
00:46:54.039 --> 00:47:00.800
there's no middle fingers. Excellent,
excellent. Look. I want to

717
00:47:00.800 --> 00:47:05.400
switch it up a little bit because
I I I I know people, So

718
00:47:05.480 --> 00:47:08.840
I didn't I had no plans on
bringing this up, okay, but then

719
00:47:09.159 --> 00:47:13.199
it got all the way up to
Philip de Franco and ship Oh what yeah,

720
00:47:13.320 --> 00:47:17.039
so it was there is a huge
because people would be like a little

721
00:47:17.320 --> 00:47:21.360
weird that we didn't bring this up
at all. Like in the commentary community,

722
00:47:22.039 --> 00:47:28.920
somebody has been recently exposed for me, did you see that? I

723
00:47:28.960 --> 00:47:34.239
commented on our episode with him,
and I was like, mao, So

724
00:47:34.280 --> 00:47:37.440
what's really funny is that a few
years before, I guess we've met him

725
00:47:37.480 --> 00:47:40.159
a few times. We've met Ilex
and each time it was a very cool

726
00:47:40.199 --> 00:47:44.280
chat. Oh yeah, like but
see that's kind of the problem though,

727
00:47:44.360 --> 00:47:49.320
right that you don't know people's you
don't know what the hell they're doing behind

728
00:47:49.360 --> 00:47:53.159
the scenes. I've met it's like
and I'm not comparing I'm Malex to fucking

729
00:47:53.760 --> 00:47:59.000
uh damn it, who's uh Ted
Bundy. But my point is I'm not

730
00:47:59.000 --> 00:48:02.119
comparing the two. But my point
is that you are. But you're not

731
00:48:02.239 --> 00:48:07.639
saying. I'm not saying. This
is not a one to one comparison there.

732
00:48:07.760 --> 00:48:10.679
This is clearly just me saying,
look at how fucking evil that piece

733
00:48:10.719 --> 00:48:14.079
of shi it was. But everyone
that met him was like, this guy

734
00:48:14.199 --> 00:48:19.159
rules. When we're like I want
to him. Judge that like sentence him

735
00:48:19.159 --> 00:48:22.239
to death or whatever, was like, man, I wish you in a

736
00:48:22.280 --> 00:48:24.760
different way in life, bro,
you would have got sentenced to death.

737
00:48:24.880 --> 00:48:30.159
Stop stop? Can you imagine?
So what you saw? You saw the

738
00:48:30.159 --> 00:48:36.239
clip of I did? I saw
he was? I saw you see I

739
00:48:36.239 --> 00:48:40.079
saw a clip of him going like
seeing it's just crazy. That's that's that

740
00:48:40.119 --> 00:48:45.480
European anger, bro. That's like
I was like, oh man, he's

741
00:48:45.760 --> 00:48:49.119
that is now look at it?
Look at man. That's like anger that

742
00:48:49.159 --> 00:48:52.519
I feel at like raids in the
destiny, Like I never felt that kind

743
00:48:52.559 --> 00:48:57.280
of anger towards a person that's in
my life. That's the kind of anger.

744
00:48:57.320 --> 00:49:00.880
That's why that me and Derek are
here. That's that kind of anger

745
00:49:00.960 --> 00:49:06.960
that it's just like yes, genetic
memory. My great great great grandfather saw

746
00:49:07.000 --> 00:49:09.280
that and it was like, get
off, I'll just get on the boat.

747
00:49:12.239 --> 00:49:19.159
I'll just get on the boat.
Whoa, whoa, hold on there,

748
00:49:19.159 --> 00:49:23.440
why hello. That's the reason why
my last name is Jamison. Like,

749
00:49:23.440 --> 00:49:27.039
look what we're like on Africa.
Like they don't even understand what they're

750
00:49:27.039 --> 00:49:29.400
saying. You get on the boat. You know, they're looking around like

751
00:49:29.639 --> 00:49:37.159
they're fucking dancing and ship playing hopscotch. Monkey's drunk, he cracks it on

752
00:49:37.199 --> 00:49:40.239
the air, not even on a
person. They were like, he's not

753
00:49:40.280 --> 00:49:46.239
even holding a whip, he's crying
nothing. How do you feel, actually

754
00:49:46.280 --> 00:49:53.920
spectral, it's it's manifesting spectraly.
How do you feel if you just just

755
00:49:54.000 --> 00:49:57.960
his fist at that point? Yeah, you're definitely getting on the boat.

756
00:49:58.000 --> 00:50:04.840
You're like, all right, all
right, I'm I see you. You

757
00:50:04.960 --> 00:50:07.079
did it? They do? They
do. That's a real man. It

758
00:50:07.119 --> 00:50:14.920
is look man for for people that
speak I think South Africans, there's some

759
00:50:15.039 --> 00:50:17.360
clicking going on. I know.
It's not only it's in the same vein.

760
00:50:17.400 --> 00:50:22.320
It's like it's in the same vein
as you're look, man, I

761
00:50:22.880 --> 00:50:27.960
can't help but laugh. Culturally,
Indians they're they're agreeable. Fucking bob.

762
00:50:28.119 --> 00:50:31.840
That It is why I was so. I was around Indians so much growing

763
00:50:31.920 --> 00:50:35.679
up. I started doing that.
I was like, no, I don't

764
00:50:35.679 --> 00:50:37.840
really want to do that, and
I was just like, you think they're

765
00:50:37.840 --> 00:50:43.039
good to Like, there's like I
can I can say personally some of them

766
00:50:43.039 --> 00:50:45.519
are. I can say that personally. Everything that's that's not that's not true,

767
00:50:46.559 --> 00:50:51.360
not a single it's gonna dick.
I'll put that on my life.

768
00:50:51.719 --> 00:50:58.800
I'll put that on my soul.
That is not crazy. Yeah, all

769
00:50:58.880 --> 00:51:04.920
right, so why anyway back to
it? Back to yeah, yeah,

770
00:51:05.000 --> 00:51:07.320
know I saw that the clips were
making me laugh so hard, dude,

771
00:51:07.360 --> 00:51:14.840
because it's just like, I'll beat
you over the head with a fucking bricks.

772
00:51:15.239 --> 00:51:21.960
It's so you can't. I'm sorry, Alex, you can. I'm

773
00:51:22.039 --> 00:51:28.079
sorry, but like this, you're
not. You're not physically intimidating enough to

774
00:51:28.159 --> 00:51:30.159
say that, not even a little
bit. Look, look, I don't

775
00:51:30.199 --> 00:51:34.159
look to another human being, even
a woman. Quite frankly, it was

776
00:51:34.199 --> 00:51:37.079
it was pretty It was pretty bad
that ship man. You know me,

777
00:51:37.199 --> 00:51:40.280
I'm a I'm a guy that gives
I'm a second chance kind of fella.

778
00:51:40.360 --> 00:51:44.119
You know, like I'm like,
you know, people fuck up and they

779
00:51:44.119 --> 00:51:45.519
have the right to at least try
to do better. You know, we

780
00:51:45.599 --> 00:51:50.360
don't know him his tile. You
know, people are aren't their worst moments

781
00:51:50.360 --> 00:51:52.599
exactly either. You know, that's
another thing that the Internet doesn't really understand.

782
00:51:52.639 --> 00:51:55.760
People have moments where they fuck they
say dumb ship. I've said done

783
00:51:55.840 --> 00:51:59.800
dumb ship plenty of times in my
life. I guess to me that the

784
00:52:00.159 --> 00:52:05.119
distinction is like, dude, like
I understand fucking up, or like being

785
00:52:05.239 --> 00:52:08.599
confused, or like say, like
I understand all that stuff, but I

786
00:52:08.639 --> 00:52:15.800
can't even imagine what would compel me
to say that shit. Yeah, you

787
00:52:15.800 --> 00:52:17.559
know what I mean, Like,
it's it's how are you gonna say that

788
00:52:17.599 --> 00:52:21.159
to another person? Even when I
get mad, Like, even when I

789
00:52:21.199 --> 00:52:22.880
get really angry. You know,
obviously we all understand the people that love

790
00:52:22.920 --> 00:52:25.400
you, you love the most,
get to the angriest. It's a real

791
00:52:25.400 --> 00:52:29.320
thing in the world, you know, you're around on the most. Yeah,

792
00:52:29.480 --> 00:52:30.519
Like when I get really mad at
Lily, I most like I want

793
00:52:30.559 --> 00:52:32.480
to kick you. I want to
give you a kick in the leg and

794
00:52:32.559 --> 00:52:37.119
walk away. Yeah, I would
never be like I want to bass your

795
00:52:37.480 --> 00:52:39.440
that is a threat that you can't
stay with someone after they say that to

796
00:52:39.480 --> 00:52:44.239
you. Yeah, like you cannot
stay with them. That's like not not

797
00:52:44.320 --> 00:52:46.199
a safe place, no more like
all right, you're gonna go your way.

798
00:52:46.599 --> 00:52:51.519
I'm gonna go my way because I'm
afraid. Look, I'm be real.

799
00:52:51.559 --> 00:52:54.000
I've never like, and if there's
any secret footage on me, I

800
00:52:54.000 --> 00:52:59.800
feel one thousand percent confident that it's
all milk toasts, you know, because

801
00:52:59.840 --> 00:53:05.920
I've never I've never risen to Sometimes
I've been mad that like even the mild

802
00:53:06.360 --> 00:53:09.679
level that I raised to was apparently
intimidating, and I'm like, I'm like,

803
00:53:09.880 --> 00:53:15.719
yo, you should feel so fucking
lucky that I'm not. Like I've

804
00:53:15.760 --> 00:53:19.599
never done anything remotely close to like
any thing. I've never done anything remotely

805
00:53:19.599 --> 00:53:22.199
even close to in that level of
like I'm gonna fucking I've ever even screamed

806
00:53:22.199 --> 00:53:27.039
to where my voice was hoarse,
actually definitely yelled at before, but like

807
00:53:27.119 --> 00:53:31.119
she doesn't take my yelling. I've
actually, genuinely I think I've only raised

808
00:53:31.159 --> 00:53:36.000
my voice in a relationship genuinely one
time. One time I've done it,

809
00:53:36.039 --> 00:53:38.719
and it was like a like a
quick spike. Yeah, I've justifiably,

810
00:53:38.880 --> 00:53:42.440
like, dude, we had I
had. This is the dumbest thing,

811
00:53:42.519 --> 00:53:45.679
and yeah, I'm putting Jojo on
blast. This was so stupid. So

812
00:53:45.760 --> 00:53:49.320
like, my outgies are pretty bad. And I bought this new eyebot.

813
00:53:49.440 --> 00:53:52.199
It was the scented thing that we
put in the wash, but it's just

814
00:53:52.239 --> 00:53:57.039
too concentrated and it fucks with me. And so she she was washing her

815
00:53:57.400 --> 00:54:00.320
her like bras or whatever the fuck, and like it has some of that

816
00:54:00.360 --> 00:54:04.000
on there, and she was hanging
it up and I could smell it,

817
00:54:04.039 --> 00:54:05.840
and I was like, fuck,
that's like really bad. And I was

818
00:54:05.840 --> 00:54:07.800
like, hey, uh, I'm
gonna I'm gonna go hang them up in

819
00:54:07.639 --> 00:54:09.920
the bathroom or whatever because it's just
too and she was like, what are

820
00:54:09.920 --> 00:54:14.480
you talking about. She was like
I used only the scented thing, the

821
00:54:14.800 --> 00:54:19.320
unscented wash, and I'm like no, I can smell the scent of that

822
00:54:19.400 --> 00:54:23.760
thing on them and bothering me and
to a point where she was like trying

823
00:54:23.760 --> 00:54:27.320
to gaslight me that I'm like and
I'm like, I'm like, are you

824
00:54:27.360 --> 00:54:30.920
telling me that my fucking noses broke? It was so it was so absurd

825
00:54:30.960 --> 00:54:34.039
to me that I'm like, all
right, I'm dropping this whatever, and

826
00:54:34.039 --> 00:54:36.280
then later on she was like,
I'm sorry, like, yeah, I

827
00:54:36.320 --> 00:54:38.679
forgot that I put that shit on
there, and I'm like and I was

828
00:54:38.719 --> 00:54:40.840
like at that point, I was
like about to turn into Alex, but

829
00:54:42.280 --> 00:54:44.519
I was kidding. No, no, no, it was one of those

830
00:54:44.559 --> 00:54:47.800
things that I just really can't imagine, like honest mistake. It's just one

831
00:54:47.840 --> 00:54:52.719
of those things that like I only
I have moments, and even in moments

832
00:54:52.760 --> 00:54:57.519
where I know I'm one hundred percent
right, I still don't go crazy.

833
00:54:57.719 --> 00:55:00.000
And one thing I know do and
I'll tell you this, and I would

834
00:55:00.000 --> 00:55:02.039
advise everybody do it. Don't fucking
gloat if you, if you, if

835
00:55:02.079 --> 00:55:07.320
you, unless you're playing a game
where you're expected spoil leader's insult to injury,

836
00:55:07.440 --> 00:55:13.480
there's spoils. But in a conversation, there is no reason to like,

837
00:55:13.639 --> 00:55:15.440
you've you've already won. There's no
reason to rub it in. Was

838
00:55:15.440 --> 00:55:17.800
he don't I didn't see all of
it? No, no, no,

839
00:55:17.960 --> 00:55:21.760
I'm just saying, like, say, in your situation, in a situation

840
00:55:21.920 --> 00:55:23.440
like that, in a situation like
that, like I know this motherfucker obviously

841
00:55:23.519 --> 00:55:25.400
disagrees, but I just feel,
you know, I don't gloat at all.

842
00:55:25.440 --> 00:55:28.280
I try to end it. I
try to stop. Well, see

843
00:55:28.320 --> 00:55:36.440
then I glowed a little bit.
Of course you do, you do.

844
00:55:36.480 --> 00:55:39.400
I've known you from fucking over a
decade. Of course only a little bit.

845
00:55:45.119 --> 00:55:47.840
Well, the situation, the situation
happens is like I am so often

846
00:55:49.199 --> 00:55:54.639
it is unfortunate, but I am
so often casually correct about things that people

847
00:55:54.679 --> 00:55:59.880
are viscerally opposed to me on.
And then eventually it'll come around I'll be

848
00:55:59.920 --> 00:56:01.679
like, yeah, I will gloat. I'll be like, yeah, it's

849
00:56:01.679 --> 00:56:07.360
not like I'm yeah correct almost every
single time about this. Look literally better

850
00:56:07.400 --> 00:56:09.360
than you. I say that because
I know it's more of a joke than

851
00:56:09.559 --> 00:56:13.199
I'm not super serious about it,
but I will people kind of look at

852
00:56:13.280 --> 00:56:15.960
people. I say that because I
know people do that a lot of times

853
00:56:15.960 --> 00:56:17.559
on average, where they kind of
want to be like yeah, vindication,

854
00:56:17.639 --> 00:56:23.360
They're like I try to remind I
try to remind people that I'm correct.

855
00:56:23.679 --> 00:56:30.159
That's literally like it's the point where
like the reason why, Like there there's

856
00:56:30.239 --> 00:56:35.880
there's also a culture online that if
you're the wrong online culture. But if

857
00:56:35.920 --> 00:56:38.199
you're wrong, if you're wrong about
something, let's say I have no being

858
00:56:38.639 --> 00:56:44.119
being wrong is being human right right. But for some reason online it's almost

859
00:56:44.119 --> 00:56:46.760
like that doesn't exist where if you're
wrong about something or you make a mistake,

860
00:56:46.840 --> 00:56:51.079
they have to point it out where
it's like, my god, just

861
00:56:51.719 --> 00:56:54.119
let it. Like if it was
a consistent mistake that keeps happening, then

862
00:56:54.159 --> 00:56:57.960
you bring it up like, hey, this keeps happening. But if you

863
00:56:58.039 --> 00:57:00.880
make like I've met, imagine me
on the top the amount of times I'm

864
00:57:00.880 --> 00:57:05.920
misspoken about some ship, like fucking
it's you can't you can't count it.

865
00:57:05.920 --> 00:57:10.840
It's like it's for vindication. And
look at you, and I'm like I

866
00:57:10.880 --> 00:57:16.239
would, I would fucking rip your
penis off, just like just one tug

867
00:57:17.000 --> 00:57:23.320
editing fulls off. I'm going to
fucking bash your penis with the fucking I

868
00:57:23.360 --> 00:57:27.079
remember the one. The one thing
right there was like there was a I

869
00:57:27.119 --> 00:57:30.280
think you made a video about about
Bill Nye saying something about the gender spectrum

870
00:57:30.360 --> 00:57:35.039
or something. Yeah, and you
admitted you were like very adults, but

871
00:57:35.159 --> 00:57:37.880
you were like, I'm wrong,
I was wrong. I took the video

872
00:57:37.960 --> 00:57:40.559
down. I said something wrong.
I looked into what it was and I

873
00:57:40.559 --> 00:57:44.159
was like, oh, yeah,
he's right. Yeah, And that was

874
00:57:44.239 --> 00:57:45.199
and that was I just think I
did a video, but I think I

875
00:57:45.239 --> 00:57:47.840
was I was going to do a
video about it. You were going to

876
00:57:47.840 --> 00:57:52.800
you don't know you made it,
said, I remember that at the time,

877
00:57:52.840 --> 00:57:55.000
it seemed completely lined. It was
just a cooes. It was coins

878
00:57:55.079 --> 00:57:59.199
to me. It was it was
the nature of how it was done right,

879
00:57:59.239 --> 00:58:00.679
and then that's what it is.
It wasn't the conversation because it was

880
00:58:00.760 --> 00:58:05.000
so ridiculous. It was every time
I've ever made fun of ship like that,

881
00:58:05.039 --> 00:58:07.880
it's always been like this is presented
in such a dumb, stupid gay

882
00:58:08.119 --> 00:58:13.679
like it was always like I just
hated the way. I hated the way

883
00:58:13.679 --> 00:58:15.480
that people were pandering, Like I
hated the way that people do you remember

884
00:58:15.480 --> 00:58:21.880
when they had all those like raps
about like cultural and shut up, it's

885
00:58:21.960 --> 00:58:23.639
real ship. At the same time, those things are very real, they

886
00:58:23.719 --> 00:58:31.519
happen, but also they were talking
about it in ways that like weren't academically

887
00:58:31.519 --> 00:58:34.719
correct. Also not exactly that's kind
of thing too. It's like it was

888
00:58:34.880 --> 00:58:37.880
not only were they pandering in like
a really dumb, pathetic and like embarrassing

889
00:58:37.920 --> 00:58:42.320
way, but they were pandering in
like a misinformed way that like completely distorted

890
00:58:42.320 --> 00:58:44.639
the original meeting of like what they
were talking. Problem is that they're not

891
00:58:44.679 --> 00:58:52.480
academics doing something that is inherently academic. That is the biggest problem. There

892
00:58:52.480 --> 00:58:58.400
are people just bash their heads in
with a brand. I just dude,

893
00:58:58.480 --> 00:59:01.239
I really, I'm sorry he bringing
it back to him, but it's so

894
00:59:01.719 --> 00:59:08.559
that those videos cracked me. I
heard said I was for me. I

895
00:59:08.559 --> 00:59:12.679
don't care about that, right,
because I'm gonna laugh more often. Did

896
00:59:12.719 --> 00:59:15.920
you see it? Did you see
it? I saw a clip of something

897
00:59:15.960 --> 00:59:19.159
of it, and I was like, dann an older video, and It's

898
00:59:19.199 --> 00:59:22.519
like, what I wanted to see
the context because I know I heard because

899
00:59:22.559 --> 00:59:24.440
I watched Philip Franko's piece and then
apparently he says the hard R at some

900
00:59:24.519 --> 00:59:28.440
point. But I'm like, but
I don't know, I don't know if

901
00:59:28.440 --> 00:59:34.840
it was something I don't know he
was he was reading fucking huck Finn to

902
00:59:35.119 --> 00:59:37.519
uh. Because I feel like Bridge
don't even say stuff like that. They're

903
00:59:37.559 --> 00:59:42.719
like, oh, you you silly
dowkskin fellow, you you rambunctious Negro.

904
00:59:43.800 --> 00:59:45.400
The thing about it is like,
I've never heard them say the inWORD hard

905
00:59:45.519 --> 00:59:51.079
ever. I actually I've never heard
of Bridges and say that because they can't

906
00:59:50.239 --> 00:59:52.639
They they can't do that. They
can't do that. There are is fall

907
00:59:52.679 --> 00:59:58.920
off at the end of the words
anyway, so it doesn't work. They

908
00:59:59.400 --> 01:00:01.559
him saying, he cracked his accent. I'm speaking like an American now,

909
01:00:02.400 --> 01:00:07.800
he busts into a Southern accent emphasis. Well, the thing about it,

910
01:00:07.840 --> 01:00:12.400
so yes, I don't know,
man, I saw some of those videos

911
01:00:12.440 --> 01:00:15.800
and I'm like, dude, it
really is. I don't know that.

912
01:00:16.320 --> 01:00:20.360
Honestly, that word is so desensitized
to me at this point. I'm spending

913
01:00:20.360 --> 01:00:25.039
so much time with you fucking as
yeah whatever, like that is so unimportant.

914
01:00:25.559 --> 01:00:30.920
What is crazy? That's worse if
someone saying word for me, I

915
01:00:30.000 --> 01:00:35.559
just genuinely don't believe that when people
say that word these generally that it's coming

916
01:00:35.559 --> 01:00:37.679
from like a place of like genuine
bigotry and it's just from shock bell.

917
01:00:37.760 --> 01:00:40.360
You know, Like there are people
who are like if I mean, if

918
01:00:42.000 --> 01:00:47.639
if they're in Timpoole's you know,
yeah you can tell you says yeah.

919
01:00:49.519 --> 01:00:52.480
There's certain circumstances where it's like,
Okay, yeah, that's probably coming from

920
01:00:52.480 --> 01:00:54.639
like a bad place. But like
there's definitely a lot of people who is

921
01:00:54.719 --> 01:00:59.079
just like that's a shock value word
and I'm gonna say it far right hate,

922
01:00:59.360 --> 01:01:02.840
you know, and derogatory hate.
And then there's to the far end

923
01:01:02.880 --> 01:01:08.000
of like Paudie Pie right, like
avery At playing what was he playing?

924
01:01:08.039 --> 01:01:13.519
Pub g Bridge? Right bridge is
iconic now, Bro, in my D

925
01:01:13.599 --> 01:01:15.639
and D campaign, that bridge is
in it. That's that's the that's what

926
01:01:16.239 --> 01:01:23.039
happens on that bridge. What's it
called. It's pewdiepies bridget Bridge, Beautie

927
01:01:23.039 --> 01:01:28.480
Pie's Bridge has been write it out
on the bat, that's Pewdiepiees Bridge.

928
01:01:28.480 --> 01:01:31.320
If you go there, there will
be a fight and bad things will be

929
01:01:31.440 --> 01:01:36.719
said. There will be a frustrated
that that fight will test you. Let

930
01:01:36.760 --> 01:01:37.800
me tell you, I want to
do that. I want to I want

931
01:01:37.840 --> 01:01:40.360
to have a fight. That's so
annoying and D and D Lily says the

932
01:01:40.480 --> 01:01:44.880
N word. Yeah, we just
gets up and says it and you gotta

933
01:01:44.880 --> 01:01:47.400
get her storms out the room.
One day. I'm trying to I'm trying

934
01:01:47.400 --> 01:01:51.400
to get Jojo to say it and
then to capture it and then and then

935
01:01:51.400 --> 01:01:53.599
I have I have that in my
back on That's what I'm saying. Once

936
01:01:53.639 --> 01:01:59.480
that flick switches in her brain,
that's what they are, bro Alex.

937
01:01:59.599 --> 01:02:01.360
You know, what I love how
this is one thing that annoys me.

938
01:02:01.400 --> 01:02:07.880
I'm be honest, like it's a
good thing that it's so funny. Just

939
01:02:07.880 --> 01:02:12.679
see some rage out. Seething is
the correct word. See somebody rage hard

940
01:02:12.840 --> 01:02:15.320
and one thing that I don't like. Look at I love, I love,

941
01:02:15.360 --> 01:02:17.960
And then I also hate this because
of how fake it is, right

942
01:02:19.239 --> 01:02:23.000
because not his reaction. It's like
Mel Gibson, his girlfriend at the time

943
01:02:23.039 --> 01:02:27.119
whatever, was recording him saying,
I hope you get raped by a pack

944
01:02:27.159 --> 01:02:30.480
with inwards and he's going crazy,
but she's so calm because she knows the

945
01:02:30.519 --> 01:02:34.519
camera. So I kind of hate
that. I love that. I love

946
01:02:34.559 --> 01:02:37.800
it for entertainment purposes, but also
when you're taking it seriously, I'm like,

947
01:02:37.119 --> 01:02:43.519
Okay, obviously obviously she has moments
like that too, and she admits

948
01:02:43.559 --> 01:02:45.719
she's like I wasn't perfect in it, and I'm like, damn, I

949
01:02:45.719 --> 01:02:46.760
want to see what I want to
I want to see her level. I

950
01:02:46.760 --> 01:02:51.440
want to see I want to see
her level. Let's get for for the

951
01:02:51.480 --> 01:02:55.000
sake of justice, let's get a
really clear because he sucks clearly. Yeah,

952
01:02:55.039 --> 01:02:58.360
I like, I want to know
about you because well, there's well

953
01:02:58.400 --> 01:03:00.280
there's I don't know if you saw
this, But there was a thing where

954
01:03:00.280 --> 01:03:05.559
like they uncropped the so she had
like text messages with him that they were

955
01:03:05.559 --> 01:03:07.599
cropped in the Google doc. But
I guess like you can go and inspect

956
01:03:07.599 --> 01:03:12.480
element and like if you crop them
through Google doc, they're not actually cropped,

957
01:03:12.519 --> 01:03:17.639
like so you can you can see
like what is cropped out provided that

958
01:03:17.760 --> 01:03:23.679
like you know, it's through the
app and he's in her phone as racist

959
01:03:23.880 --> 01:03:30.039
N word, so like and she
and she talks about like she talks about

960
01:03:30.079 --> 01:03:35.360
how like, well, what an
oxymoron? I know that well she talks

961
01:03:35.360 --> 01:03:37.519
about how like oh you know,
and people called her app for it,

962
01:03:37.519 --> 01:03:40.679
and she was like, well it
was She owned up to it kind of,

963
01:03:40.719 --> 01:03:44.639
but she was like, yeah,
it became so desensitized to me because

964
01:03:44.639 --> 01:03:46.000
of him. And I'm like,
dude, you gotta just own it.

965
01:03:46.559 --> 01:03:50.920
At a certain point, you can't
say that like that is why people like

966
01:03:51.039 --> 01:03:53.639
us can't get canceled. Souse this
somebody brings can't swing. You did say

967
01:03:53.639 --> 01:03:55.920
that joke about gabele once. I'm
like, yeah, it was probably fucking

968
01:03:55.960 --> 01:04:00.679
funny, dude. Somebody in the
calm of one of the recent episodes was

969
01:04:00.719 --> 01:04:02.719
like, oh, they didn't censor
Chris saying the N word, And I

970
01:04:02.719 --> 01:04:05.000
was like, I didn't say the
N word, you know, but hard

971
01:04:05.320 --> 01:04:09.639
but if I did, like whatever, I don't remember you saying hard R.

972
01:04:09.800 --> 01:04:11.920
No. I think I know what
they were talking about because I was

973
01:04:11.960 --> 01:04:15.559
listening to it back and it was
like it was like a trans I didn't

974
01:04:15.559 --> 01:04:17.760
say the word, but like I
a word trailed into something else that almost

975
01:04:17.800 --> 01:04:20.639
sounded like I interrupted myself and it
sounded like it. You just reminded me

976
01:04:20.639 --> 01:04:24.039
of something. So because I was, I was, I was, I

977
01:04:24.159 --> 01:04:28.639
was debating on oh, should I
should I censor the the F slurs?

978
01:04:29.079 --> 01:04:31.199
And I was like, no,
no, I'm just like, I'm thirty

979
01:04:31.199 --> 01:04:33.559
six. I know I'm I'm not
gonna do that. I'm like, I'm

980
01:04:33.599 --> 01:04:36.119
not gonna do it. So but
then it reminded me of why we even

981
01:04:36.159 --> 01:04:39.920
talked about in the first place.
Is because we're talking about marsh Eminem song

982
01:04:39.960 --> 01:04:44.840
Marshall Mathers. I'm thirty six years
old. I've listened to that album first

983
01:04:44.960 --> 01:04:48.360
when I was thirteen, Right,
I just found out, so I've all

984
01:04:48.400 --> 01:04:51.199
these years. I thought he was
saying, you know, I thought he

985
01:04:51.239 --> 01:04:56.400
said that for no reason, right, is which is a bites, missus

986
01:04:56.480 --> 01:05:00.599
whatever, miss mathers, it doesn't
matter it like, and then so I'm

987
01:05:00.639 --> 01:05:08.079
just like, whoa, Apparently they
took out him calling like some record label

988
01:05:08.119 --> 01:05:15.719
guy like that. There there's an
So if you look at the uncensored version,

989
01:05:15.159 --> 01:05:18.719
literally the only thing that's uncensored is
that little line. That's it.

990
01:05:19.039 --> 01:05:24.880
And it blew my fucking mind that
like that this entire time, I never

991
01:05:25.239 --> 01:05:28.960
knew that. I knew that either
because I looked it up. So I

992
01:05:29.000 --> 01:05:30.960
was gonna put action. I was
gonna put that clip in the podcast,

993
01:05:31.960 --> 01:05:35.559
and then like I was like I
finding that out, I'm like, I'm

994
01:05:35.559 --> 01:05:40.280
not gonna put the clip in because
I need to discuss this. And yeah,

995
01:05:40.280 --> 01:05:43.239
so this entire time it's not And
it makes sense though, because it

996
01:05:43.239 --> 01:05:46.159
does kind of sound like it's cut. The audio does kind of sound cut,

997
01:05:46.440 --> 01:05:49.119
like after he says it doesn't matter, and it does sound a little

998
01:05:49.119 --> 01:05:53.599
cut. But like I just thought, like that's just how he wanted it,

999
01:05:53.639 --> 01:05:59.639
and then he just he's so he's
just saying he's just angry. It

1000
01:05:59.679 --> 01:06:03.000
doesn't it's whatever, dude, I
don't I can't I care not about stuff

1001
01:06:03.039 --> 01:06:05.880
like that old question. Okay,
I heard about this a little while ago,

1002
01:06:06.159 --> 01:06:09.239
and it made me max understand the
truth of where it comes from.

1003
01:06:09.320 --> 01:06:12.719
The whole thing is like girls,
like, what would you be more scared

1004
01:06:12.719 --> 01:06:16.679
of in the woods? A man
or bear? Right now? Look,

1005
01:06:18.239 --> 01:06:26.679
I know, statistically right, obviously
men attack women more than bears men,

1006
01:06:27.599 --> 01:06:32.519
I agree, But I feel like
that's such a hyperbolic thing because the nature

1007
01:06:32.599 --> 01:06:38.360
of a bear, bears are monsters. Bear, if it's gonna kill you,

1008
01:06:38.360 --> 01:06:42.760
your you're dead. Yeah. The
analogy that the conversation is more about,

1009
01:06:42.800 --> 01:06:45.400
like, well, oh, the
bear will only kill me. I

1010
01:06:45.400 --> 01:06:47.679
think that's kind of what the and
I understand that, but like, as

1011
01:06:47.920 --> 01:06:53.320
to me, I don't. When
when a woman says I would prefer running

1012
01:06:53.320 --> 01:06:56.800
into a bear, that doesn't really
bother me. But when like a guy

1013
01:06:57.440 --> 01:07:05.000
says, oh, bear, that
to me kind of implies to me that

1014
01:07:05.199 --> 01:07:10.760
you are the kind of guy that
you wouldn't want to run into. That's

1015
01:07:10.840 --> 01:07:14.679
kind of what that says to me, because because because what would make it

1016
01:07:14.719 --> 01:07:17.079
like my immediate assumption if I'm asked
that question, if I'm like, oh,

1017
01:07:17.239 --> 01:07:20.519
would you rather your daughter run into
a like a random man, like

1018
01:07:20.559 --> 01:07:25.199
a statistically like a random man or
a bear I'm picking the guy, you

1019
01:07:25.239 --> 01:07:29.679
know, like pretty much pretty much
instantaneously, because I from my standpoint,

1020
01:07:29.679 --> 01:07:31.039
if I'm alone in the woods and
I see like a fucking little girl sitting

1021
01:07:31.039 --> 01:07:32.599
there, I'm gonna be like,
oh my god, I have to fucking

1022
01:07:32.599 --> 01:07:36.639
help this person's you know what I
mean. And so to assume the other

1023
01:07:38.039 --> 01:07:42.039
the anything else, I don't know, Man, I feel like that kind

1024
01:07:42.079 --> 01:07:45.840
of implies like a level of like
I got a self. That's a weird

1025
01:07:45.880 --> 01:07:48.480
thing. I don't think so,
because I think I think it's also a

1026
01:07:48.480 --> 01:07:53.239
little bit weird to assume that the
bear's only going to attack you, where

1027
01:07:53.280 --> 01:07:58.000
like bears a lot of times pretend
to be scary and then if you fucking

1028
01:07:58.400 --> 01:08:02.440
if you scream at them, they're
like, oh ship And then directly brown

1029
01:08:02.440 --> 01:08:06.039
bears, black bear, sorry,
black bears ones that are really easy to

1030
01:08:06.039 --> 01:08:10.079
scare. It's also a lot smaller
than a round grizzly. A grizzly grizzly

1031
01:08:10.159 --> 01:08:14.039
sees you. It might be games. Polar bear your food. If you're

1032
01:08:14.960 --> 01:08:17.600
the bears will eat you. They
actually they're they're predators. They like they

1033
01:08:17.640 --> 01:08:24.520
love me. The polar bears will
they see they're like jackpot and you don't

1034
01:08:24.520 --> 01:08:29.439
bite your feet off and then spin
it at your head and knock you out.

1035
01:08:30.399 --> 01:08:33.079
Yeah, dude, but yeah,
it's like the idea. That's why

1036
01:08:33.079 --> 01:08:38.000
I like. To me, like
everybody just assumes if you put in the

1037
01:08:38.000 --> 01:08:40.920
precursor that the bear is gonna maul
you, then it's like, well,

1038
01:08:40.920 --> 01:08:44.000
obviously you choose that. It's it's
hyperbolic to me, but I understand.

1039
01:08:44.079 --> 01:08:46.039
I understand the hyper body. I
understand argument, right because it's like,

1040
01:08:46.119 --> 01:08:50.880
yes, I totally I'm a random
fucking the woods. I think it's scary.

1041
01:08:51.079 --> 01:08:55.159
It is. It's very scary and
like because like, first of all,

1042
01:08:55.600 --> 01:08:59.399
the bear is just doing its natural
thing. Where look, man,

1043
01:08:59.439 --> 01:09:02.039
I watch a lot of true crime
stuff, and then all of a sudden

1044
01:09:02.079 --> 01:09:08.239
there's a guy and this is actually
uh, I guess this Central Park a

1045
01:09:08.279 --> 01:09:12.680
part of it close by? No
no, no, sorry sor sorry or

1046
01:09:12.760 --> 01:09:15.680
city yeah, but not Central Park. Sorry there I don't I can't remember

1047
01:09:15.800 --> 01:09:19.960
enough. But there's a I guess
there's a park that's connected like Brooklyn,

1048
01:09:20.439 --> 01:09:24.880
and there's there's a part there was
something that uh, basically, long story

1049
01:09:24.880 --> 01:09:28.319
short, this girl would always go
jogging this one area and then she didn't

1050
01:09:28.319 --> 01:09:30.600
go one time with her dad.
She'd usually go, and then the one

1051
01:09:30.640 --> 01:09:33.840
time she didn't go with her dad, a guy fucking you know, grabbed

1052
01:09:33.880 --> 01:09:38.800
her, knocked her, raped her, killed her. And it's like one

1053
01:09:38.800 --> 01:09:40.720
of those things where it's like,
bro, what are the odds of like

1054
01:09:40.760 --> 01:09:44.000
the one time she didn't go and
then so it's like you have some sick

1055
01:09:44.039 --> 01:09:46.600
purpose probably watching all the time.
I mean, they're pretty astronomic. Yeah,

1056
01:09:46.640 --> 01:09:51.039
and so it's one of the things
where it's like knowing what man is

1057
01:09:51.079 --> 01:09:55.359
capable of. That's why I feel
like there's a lot of women that which

1058
01:09:55.399 --> 01:09:58.880
was the bear with a bear?
The only reason it would really attack you

1059
01:09:59.000 --> 01:10:01.840
is if it feels threatened, like
or if it's kids. Like for sure,

1060
01:10:01.840 --> 01:10:04.279
the bear is gonna attack you if
you're by its cubs, like it's

1061
01:10:04.279 --> 01:10:08.239
a female bear and you're anywhere near
the cubs you're getting I think to me

1062
01:10:08.279 --> 01:10:10.479
that that cements this is that like
I don't know if you guys remember that

1063
01:10:10.520 --> 01:10:13.960
video the guy getting eaten by the
bear, the guy that was living with

1064
01:10:13.960 --> 01:10:17.359
the bear, and then they polar
bear. No no, no, no,

1065
01:10:17.359 --> 01:10:20.279
no, no no, there normal. These are normal, cuddly,

1066
01:10:20.319 --> 01:10:25.359
fucking like the ones that you'd like
you know, and like the sounds that

1067
01:10:25.439 --> 01:10:30.520
dude, who's making That's one of
those haunting videos I think I've ever seen,

1068
01:10:30.319 --> 01:10:32.239
not because you don't even see anything. It's not even like you see,

1069
01:10:32.239 --> 01:10:35.239
it's just the sounds like that sounds
someone getting eaten. It is very

1070
01:10:35.520 --> 01:10:42.000
because you're whaling and you're just yelling. You're whaling because they're being ripped apart,

1071
01:10:42.199 --> 01:10:47.680
like it really sounds like probably the
worst experience possible probably, so to

1072
01:10:47.720 --> 01:10:49.800
me, I'm just like, yeah, I've never had a problem with the

1073
01:10:49.800 --> 01:10:53.159
women who say it, but like, to me, it's just it's weird.

1074
01:10:53.520 --> 01:10:56.680
I don't know, it's statistically like
how many men are you walking by

1075
01:10:56.720 --> 01:11:00.520
on a daily, day to day
basis that you're that that are not that's

1076
01:11:00.720 --> 01:11:02.920
that's my thing, right, Well, dude, no, but some of

1077
01:11:02.960 --> 01:11:06.039
them are problems. Those guys are
going to help people. Well see,

1078
01:11:06.199 --> 01:11:10.960
I I agree, But then Jesus
christ Man, when you numbers, when

1079
01:11:10.960 --> 01:11:15.439
you look at the statistics, what
statistics, statistics, the rape statistics,

1080
01:11:15.560 --> 01:11:20.439
the sexual women, except we both
know that that's not exactly like what do

1081
01:11:20.479 --> 01:11:24.319
you mean are we pretending like women
don't do that? Also? And then

1082
01:11:24.359 --> 01:11:28.479
like yeah, I just don't like
let's be let's be one hundred percent about

1083
01:11:28.479 --> 01:11:30.560
this one time. They do this
a lot. We have conscious about people.

1084
01:11:30.600 --> 01:11:33.560
We we had conclt with two girls. Right, Oh, I'm glad

1085
01:11:33.600 --> 01:11:39.399
you're gonna bring this up because it's
happened. I've been Yeah, same as

1086
01:11:39.439 --> 01:11:43.159
it's happened to me. That was
a lot of my friends right bringing that

1087
01:11:43.239 --> 01:11:45.399
up. They looked at us like
we had four heads and I was like,

1088
01:11:45.800 --> 01:11:49.199
she was laughing. Dude, literally
I felt I felt like I was

1089
01:11:49.279 --> 01:11:56.000
like, uh I, I couldn't
believe, like it is, there's a

1090
01:11:56.159 --> 01:11:59.239
there's a real conversation that I don't
I don't think people are really actually ready

1091
01:11:59.239 --> 01:12:03.800
to have about like women and how
they don't actually all they also have a

1092
01:12:03.800 --> 01:12:08.479
problem respecting like basic boundaries and consent, Like that's that's a true fact.

1093
01:12:08.560 --> 01:12:11.119
Well right, I'm sorry. It's
in the same vein as like a lot

1094
01:12:11.119 --> 01:12:14.800
of them feel comfortable hitting men because
they know we're not supposed to hit them

1095
01:12:14.800 --> 01:12:17.239
back, like culturally, culturally we're
not supposed to hit them back, so

1096
01:12:17.239 --> 01:12:21.640
they feel comfortable. I've watched the
amount of times I've seen women just beat

1097
01:12:21.680 --> 01:12:26.920
the fuck out of dudes, like
after partying at a party, whatever.

1098
01:12:27.199 --> 01:12:30.319
One time I saw this guy like
pushes and then like everybody then also these

1099
01:12:30.319 --> 01:12:32.119
guys swarm. This one guy just
took it like a man like. He

1100
01:12:32.439 --> 01:12:35.840
just put his hands behind his back
and this Hawaiian chick was just wailing on

1101
01:12:35.960 --> 01:12:39.000
him. But he didn't didn't get
knocked out or nothing. And I was

1102
01:12:39.119 --> 01:12:41.800
like, weak bitch. But I
was just like to me, I was

1103
01:12:41.800 --> 01:12:44.720
like, there's no chance that I'm
I'm gonna toss you ten feet if you

1104
01:12:44.800 --> 01:12:45.840
do that to me. I got
beat up by a girl. Granted I

1105
01:12:45.880 --> 01:12:48.399
think he would have beat me if
you fought. Anyway, she was she

1106
01:12:48.520 --> 01:12:51.840
was like a volleyball player. Yeah, and she punched me in the face

1107
01:12:51.880 --> 01:12:54.479
really hard, and I was like, I'm not hit you back. You're

1108
01:12:54.479 --> 01:12:57.239
a girl. And I realized that
like maybe if I would fought, she

1109
01:12:57.239 --> 01:13:00.479
probably would have still be that was
quite the hook. I was like,

1110
01:13:00.760 --> 01:13:03.399
Jesus, right, my men was
wrong. I should probably just try to

1111
01:13:03.439 --> 01:13:05.840
act tough. Look, I gotta
I gotta say this. I gotta say

1112
01:13:05.920 --> 01:13:11.119
because even though that is a complete
like the conversation we're having right now is

1113
01:13:11.159 --> 01:13:15.640
so under reported, under talked about
and everything, but to try to even

1114
01:13:15.720 --> 01:13:19.319
you know, like if we're gonna
to make a comparison kind of laughable in

1115
01:13:19.359 --> 01:13:24.159
a way that like just laughable as
far as percentage, I think I think

1116
01:13:24.159 --> 01:13:27.199
the degree I guess is different.
The degree, yes, the degree in

1117
01:13:27.239 --> 01:13:30.079
which because like a woman's not going
to dut somebody in the middle of the

1118
01:13:30.359 --> 01:13:33.960
of the night because like the probably
the average woman couldn't even do it.

1119
01:13:34.039 --> 01:13:36.880
Yeah, right, they couldn't even
do it if they tried. Agree,

1120
01:13:36.960 --> 01:13:41.800
And and the thing is that's also
but that's but I but that's also not

1121
01:13:41.920 --> 01:13:45.600
most sexual assaults. Yeah, most
you know what I mean most sexual assaults

1122
01:13:45.640 --> 01:13:47.159
is a belief of it is a
let's be real, it's a lot of

1123
01:13:47.159 --> 01:13:50.920
times a conservative belief that women are
property and they can do it as they

1124
01:13:50.920 --> 01:13:56.119
please, and so they do things
at parties, they do things that clubs.

1125
01:13:56.119 --> 01:13:59.119
People that know. That's what I'm
saying. It's it's very rarely,

1126
01:13:59.159 --> 01:14:01.079
if ever, a strange It's not
like a because yeah, that's more of

1127
01:14:01.119 --> 01:14:03.439
a law and order SPU type thing. I'm talking about, like say,

1128
01:14:03.680 --> 01:14:08.600
a conservative point of view that you
think women are property. So when you're

1129
01:14:08.600 --> 01:14:13.880
with said women, but I agree, I agree if you listen to these

1130
01:14:13.920 --> 01:14:16.880
people speak and how they're like,
and how many people, how many tens

1131
01:14:16.880 --> 01:14:19.720
of millions of people don't even believe
in marital rape. They don't think that's

1132
01:14:19.760 --> 01:14:24.319
a thing that's crazy. They don't
think it's that's crazy. That's the thing

1133
01:14:24.319 --> 01:14:29.119
where it's like, it's to the
point where culturally for a lot of people,

1134
01:14:29.159 --> 01:14:30.880
and then when you go outside the
country, it's like laughable. If

1135
01:14:30.880 --> 01:14:33.560
you go to thorough countries, for
example, let's just be real, women

1136
01:14:33.720 --> 01:14:38.640
are it's laughable. So that's what
I mean, like say in that vein

1137
01:14:38.720 --> 01:14:42.960
where it's like, yeah, when
we talk about the struggles of men,

1138
01:14:43.079 --> 01:14:45.239
like right, it's completely underreported and
women will laugh at us or even me,

1139
01:14:45.359 --> 01:14:48.399
like I remember I laughed at you
when I talked about your sexual experience.

1140
01:14:48.640 --> 01:14:54.479
Like it's like a by default because
culturally I have been conditioned to things

1141
01:14:54.840 --> 01:14:59.720
to laugh about stuff like that,
to not think that me getting taken advantage

1142
01:14:59.760 --> 01:15:01.119
of is something that should be traumatic, but it should be like, well

1143
01:15:01.159 --> 01:15:09.279
that happened, kids bringing teachers just
like oh, that's exactly instead of being

1144
01:15:09.479 --> 01:15:13.600
dude, I wanted to just so
bad and that's horrible. That's a grown

1145
01:15:13.600 --> 01:15:17.880
woman. That's another thing that we're
talking about is that like dude, how

1146
01:15:17.960 --> 01:15:21.920
many. Yeah, the numbers on
the board are crazy. How many?

1147
01:15:23.039 --> 01:15:26.800
How many? By the way,
how many women are doing that? It

1148
01:15:26.880 --> 01:15:30.159
is great? Like I knew I
know of three, I know just from

1149
01:15:30.159 --> 01:15:33.640
our school. I know I know
I know two personally, and I know

1150
01:15:33.720 --> 01:15:41.199
the three from your school, and
I'm like, the numbers are pretty crazy.

1151
01:15:41.359 --> 01:15:45.359
Open. It wasn't like a secret. It was people. People knew

1152
01:15:45.359 --> 01:15:47.600
that I knew the kid. I
was like, dude, what he was

1153
01:15:47.600 --> 01:15:50.600
like? Yeah, And I was
like, how no one said anything.

1154
01:15:50.600 --> 01:15:54.199
I was like, no one said
anything. And one of them if I'm

1155
01:15:54.199 --> 01:15:58.640
not miss taking one of their parents
faculty in the school and I'm not mistaken,

1156
01:15:59.199 --> 01:16:02.520
And I was like, but okay
when he got home. But so

1157
01:16:02.520 --> 01:16:08.000
what I said, what I'm saying
generally is that, like the the darkness

1158
01:16:08.079 --> 01:16:13.000
of people is dark, and I
think it's universal. I don't think there's

1159
01:16:13.000 --> 01:16:16.560
this like line where it's like only
men do this, women don't do this.

1160
01:16:16.640 --> 01:16:19.880
I don't think that exists. I
think that's completely CULTURALZ agree, I

1161
01:16:19.920 --> 01:16:24.920
agree, I got it. I
got it. Sorry, Oh no,

1162
01:16:25.319 --> 01:16:30.199
So the only reason why I think
in the same way like say death statistics

1163
01:16:30.199 --> 01:16:32.359
of like taking risk, I think
this all boils down to and a lot

1164
01:16:32.359 --> 01:16:35.159
of people sometimes like social when we
talk about social science, they don't want

1165
01:16:35.159 --> 01:16:41.840
to like talk about it. But
testosterone, testosterone is the driving hormone that

1166
01:16:41.920 --> 01:16:45.600
makes men and why men have weight. Like say, women on average have

1167
01:16:45.720 --> 01:16:49.399
less than a hundred nanograms per desolator
of testosterone, where man on average it's

1168
01:16:49.439 --> 01:16:55.239
infinitely higher. I mean you just
said iron man, Well nanograms nanograms per

1169
01:16:55.319 --> 01:16:58.840
desolator. Yeah, that's well,
it's that's it's not that's like you went

1170
01:16:58.920 --> 01:17:00.720
to fucking school. We do you
talk about I've never heard of a desciator.

1171
01:17:00.920 --> 01:17:03.960
Definitely. There's a tenth of a
leader anyway, anyway, anyway,

1172
01:17:04.560 --> 01:17:08.319
it's fine, okay, and a
deca lead, there's ten leaders. That

1173
01:17:08.359 --> 01:17:14.319
doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
He doesn't give a fuck, right,

1174
01:17:14.560 --> 01:17:19.479
he's a counting. We're counting stuff
in our systems to count. It's nice

1175
01:17:19.520 --> 01:17:23.960
to it's nice to know these,
especially like if you get sick or if

1176
01:17:23.960 --> 01:17:26.439
there's well I got sick, so
it happened to me. I need to

1177
01:17:26.439 --> 01:17:31.159
know I don't get sick. You
get sick. That's what happens when you

1178
01:17:31.199 --> 01:17:34.239
have a This is good to have
the confidence we have those fucking rightoids that

1179
01:17:34.319 --> 01:17:40.079
like think they know everything, and
then when you know like basic mathematics and

1180
01:17:40.119 --> 01:17:43.359
science and things, you're like,
oh, you're wrong because of literally this.

1181
01:17:43.560 --> 01:17:45.159
Yeah, And they can be like, no, that's not true.

1182
01:17:45.159 --> 01:17:45.920
But I'm like, no, you're
you're wrong. But but I just want

1183
01:17:45.920 --> 01:17:54.800
people to understand. I just want
people to understand that testosterone is the hormone

1184
01:17:54.840 --> 01:18:00.199
that makes it makes me take risks
so stupid they do dumb things because this

1185
01:18:00.239 --> 01:18:02.800
ship just it makes you with The
higher it is, the more invincible you

1186
01:18:02.840 --> 01:18:05.880
feel. That's true, think of
it. Like, but so my counter

1187
01:18:05.960 --> 01:18:13.119
is my counter is this, Then
what's their excuse? WHOA, that's stop,

1188
01:18:13.199 --> 01:18:18.560
that's that's stop stop because you just
used you don't understand what you just

1189
01:18:18.680 --> 01:18:23.239
used. But you just used the
nuke. You just use then and you

1190
01:18:23.279 --> 01:18:29.079
don't get it. You're like and
then all of a sudden, Taiwan's gone

1191
01:18:29.119 --> 01:18:32.760
and you're like, I'm joking,
I'm kidding, but yeah, it's Look,

1192
01:18:32.840 --> 01:18:35.960
man, I just feel like,
generally, like eight times, eight

1193
01:18:36.000 --> 01:18:39.720
times out of ten, the person
who finds a random kid in the try

1194
01:18:39.760 --> 01:18:43.640
in the woods is gonna help them, and if they do for some reason,

1195
01:18:43.720 --> 01:18:46.279
die When am I gonna get revenge
on a bear. Yeah, Like

1196
01:18:47.239 --> 01:18:49.640
I want to believe this, man, I want to believe this so badly,

1197
01:18:49.840 --> 01:18:54.239
Like you know that's true. Is
how there's so many, there's so

1198
01:18:54.359 --> 01:18:58.680
many guns in our country and so
few mass shootings compares compared to them,

1199
01:18:59.039 --> 01:19:00.119
I think there's way many. No, no, no, no, no,

1200
01:19:00.319 --> 01:19:05.640
you're misunderstanding. There shouldn't be in
and why why should why you're saying

1201
01:19:05.680 --> 01:19:10.319
so you're saying that if we are
as fucked as as we presume ourselves to

1202
01:19:10.359 --> 01:19:13.960
be, we shouldn't be able to
go outside without having to dodge bullets.

1203
01:19:13.960 --> 01:19:15.880
So I think, look at so
there are way too many. I think

1204
01:19:15.920 --> 01:19:23.319
mass shooting because like it's just a
lot more completely unreported shootings all the time,

1205
01:19:23.560 --> 01:19:27.239
there's shot most of those, like
we said before we were talking about

1206
01:19:27.279 --> 01:19:31.399
the show, are people like there's
that, but then they're playing there's just

1207
01:19:31.520 --> 01:19:34.600
there's just we don't even need to
talk about mass shooting just under four because

1208
01:19:34.720 --> 01:19:38.479
I think it's four and above his
mass And so all you need to do

1209
01:19:38.560 --> 01:19:44.000
is just look at statistics of people
road raging shooting people. There's people disputing

1210
01:19:44.039 --> 01:19:45.359
with their neighbors, right, but
that's the shooting. This ship, dude,

1211
01:19:45.680 --> 01:19:48.520
I think like, I just don't
deal really with that. Do you

1212
01:19:48.560 --> 01:19:51.520
really think that happens, like I
don't even have many of people. It's

1213
01:19:51.520 --> 01:19:56.479
not a majority or even like a
sizeable percentage. Yes, no, I

1214
01:19:56.520 --> 01:20:00.640
think so. I think the reasons
conservative. Look the reason viewpoint there.

1215
01:20:00.680 --> 01:20:02.800
It's like the fear of just like
being around people. That is not a

1216
01:20:02.840 --> 01:20:06.359
conservative viepoint at all. It's just
it's just how when you look at say,

1217
01:20:06.560 --> 01:20:11.039
when you just look at our fucking
voting system and how the way that

1218
01:20:11.079 --> 01:20:16.279
we do things collectively, people are
dumb as fuck. They have dangerous weapons.

1219
01:20:16.319 --> 01:20:19.760
It's not about being evil. It's
just about like having an album Alex

1220
01:20:19.840 --> 01:20:23.920
moment and then pulling out your gun
and shooting somebody. And it's not like

1221
01:20:23.960 --> 01:20:28.479
they're like, oh I love doing
that. That felt great. So there's

1222
01:20:28.520 --> 01:20:32.880
this website that that tells you every
time there's a mass shooting in America.

1223
01:20:33.000 --> 01:20:36.439
Yeah, there is at least two
mass shootings a day in this country.

1224
01:20:38.000 --> 01:20:43.199
Of course, that is yes,
because of the size of the country.

1225
01:20:43.560 --> 01:20:46.479
Shit's going on, yes, like
the but that's such a wild thing.

1226
01:20:46.520 --> 01:20:49.199
It's on average, there are more
guns in this country than there are people,

1227
01:20:49.279 --> 01:20:55.239
of course, But so the way
they're not, they're just in places,

1228
01:20:55.239 --> 01:20:58.680
they're not in people's hands. But
if they were in people's hands,

1229
01:20:59.039 --> 01:21:00.840
people having an Eyema alex moment,
because the a lot of these shootings that

1230
01:21:00.920 --> 01:21:05.079
happened there are just moments of rage
and then they're like, fuck, I

1231
01:21:05.359 --> 01:21:11.119
ruined my life right about it?
Might as well go through think about how

1232
01:21:11.199 --> 01:21:14.720
much there is to be angry about
it any given day, and then I

1233
01:21:15.079 --> 01:21:17.119
agree with I just feel like I
feel like it would be far worse if

1234
01:21:17.159 --> 01:21:19.399
we were really as bad as we
think. I think it would be far

1235
01:21:19.479 --> 01:21:23.840
worse if people were just carrying their
guns like the Wild Wild West, but

1236
01:21:23.880 --> 01:21:26.479
they're not. I don't know.
It might be better. Actually I don't

1237
01:21:26.479 --> 01:21:30.399
think so at all. It might
because if you go I really don't know

1238
01:21:30.399 --> 01:21:32.680
how I feel about that whole conversation, like the open carry thing, because

1239
01:21:32.720 --> 01:21:35.920
I feel like, on a psychological
level, I feel like it makes sense

1240
01:21:35.920 --> 01:21:41.560
that you wouldn't, like if if
you know anybody can pop you, you

1241
01:21:41.720 --> 01:21:44.840
probably wouldn't. It's like that what
is it the movie Theater of the Batman

1242
01:21:45.079 --> 01:21:48.359
guy who went into that specifically like
that non open carry like theater or whatever

1243
01:21:48.399 --> 01:21:51.000
and open fired. Well, my
thing is this right? Yeah, I

1244
01:21:51.079 --> 01:21:55.079
agree that both of those dimensions make
sense. Right, Like, obviously you'd

1245
01:21:55.079 --> 01:22:00.840
assume that people people have guns.
I mean we should think so we make

1246
01:22:00.880 --> 01:22:03.159
a MANI civilization, we give them. I want to give everyone a gun.

1247
01:22:03.560 --> 01:22:06.119
The thing is everyone in this country. You you'll get here to get

1248
01:22:06.119 --> 01:22:08.880
a ticket if you don't have a
gun. Think of it like this,

1249
01:22:09.000 --> 01:22:12.960
right, there's a great idea because
like the peopletal instability in this world,

1250
01:22:13.079 --> 01:22:15.560
in this world in general, right, having guns and people having guns.

1251
01:22:16.079 --> 01:22:19.520
People think of how high you feel, how high people feel on the we

1252
01:22:19.600 --> 01:22:24.479
all shot guns. It's a weird
feeling you feel after you shoot a gun.

1253
01:22:24.560 --> 01:22:29.520
I come usually I feel like a
god but also like a monster at

1254
01:22:29.560 --> 01:22:31.720
the same time. And I'm like, I don't like holding this. I

1255
01:22:31.720 --> 01:22:34.920
don't like this is not to feel
uncomfortable, Yeah, I don't feel And

1256
01:22:34.960 --> 01:22:38.199
I think that's a problem, that
feeling that you get. I don't.

1257
01:22:38.279 --> 01:22:40.800
I don't really, you know,
I feel because the idea of the power

1258
01:22:40.840 --> 01:22:43.920
of sign I'm holding around like I'm
holding something that isn't eradicated, like I

1259
01:22:43.960 --> 01:22:46.159
shot at ak and I was like, this doesn't feel. Yeah, I

1260
01:22:46.199 --> 01:22:48.600
kind of don't. Honestly I kind
of don't know what you're talking. Like

1261
01:22:48.720 --> 01:22:50.600
I like to shoot guns because it's
just kind of fun, but like I

1262
01:22:50.600 --> 01:22:54.199
don't. I don't know if I
feel like what a gun is, like

1263
01:22:54.239 --> 01:22:57.560
this is something that you with one
with one aim. I guess it was

1264
01:22:57.560 --> 01:23:00.039
the god thing, because like usually
that's a pot a feeling when you say

1265
01:23:00.079 --> 01:23:03.880
you feel like a god. If
it feels I feel like I have way

1266
01:23:03.920 --> 01:23:06.720
too much power for someone that should
be holding them. Yeah, but see,

1267
01:23:06.720 --> 01:23:10.479
but you feel like but that's a
negative feeling, like you're like,

1268
01:23:10.600 --> 01:23:13.600
oh, this is way too much
power. I don't like this. Yeah,

1269
01:23:13.600 --> 01:23:15.560
that's me. I was like,
I don't like having that. Most

1270
01:23:15.600 --> 01:23:18.359
people that open Kerry, for example, they feel like a god and they

1271
01:23:18.399 --> 01:23:25.359
love it. That's horrifying. But
that's what that's my problem. I feel

1272
01:23:25.359 --> 01:23:30.880
like we should have turrets, sentries. You carry them like fucking like fucking

1273
01:23:30.920 --> 01:23:36.760
Marcus, like power armours, you
give children power armor. I'd be okay.

1274
01:23:36.880 --> 01:23:40.960
So when they laughed out the people, I feel it more okay.

1275
01:23:40.960 --> 01:23:45.840
With people having like crazy like mechanical
arms that can punch people's heads off.

1276
01:23:46.319 --> 01:23:49.720
I just think like you would at
least have to fight and get up in

1277
01:23:49.760 --> 01:23:53.359
someone's face close quarter. I'll like, that's what like, if it was

1278
01:23:53.399 --> 01:23:57.479
up to me, if I was
if I was dictator of the world,

1279
01:23:57.560 --> 01:24:00.840
that's it. There would be no
more of that away from He'll go three

1280
01:24:00.920 --> 01:24:08.039
dude, Yeah, because that's like
like two more than three. No I

1281
01:24:08.079 --> 01:24:11.720
do, but I am excited for
the third. I just it's weird.

1282
01:24:11.760 --> 01:24:14.119
They're gonna change stuf about it.
Definitely, We're gonna gonna be some change.

1283
01:24:14.600 --> 01:24:17.119
I I just think there's you know, Karnani Kojima is weird. The

1284
01:24:17.159 --> 01:24:20.039
weird relationship. It looks good,
though I see what is there looks good.

1285
01:24:20.159 --> 01:24:23.680
It looked a lot weirder a couple
like a couple like I think a

1286
01:24:23.720 --> 01:24:26.359
year ago when they first talked about
it. Yeah, when they first showed

1287
01:24:26.359 --> 01:24:29.520
it, Snake looked like what a
Broadway actor playing Snake. It didn't quite

1288
01:24:29.560 --> 01:24:32.359
look like what if when it drops
it looks like Dragon Age the Vailguard.

1289
01:24:33.079 --> 01:24:38.880
I mean, then God bless him. Like it just they just changed the

1290
01:24:38.960 --> 01:24:41.880
art style. Coach people will turn
into a kaiju and destroy a country.

1291
01:24:41.960 --> 01:24:44.439
That would be I wanted to be
like, that's what I'm waiting for.

1292
01:24:44.479 --> 01:24:47.039
Though I'm waiting for it. I'm
so disappointed. I'm so disappointed, and

1293
01:24:47.119 --> 01:24:49.640
like, look at I understand what
you're saying about, like, you know,

1294
01:24:49.720 --> 01:24:53.800
people being good on average, because
I do agree. I think a

1295
01:24:53.840 --> 01:24:57.560
lot of even the people that are
so fucking stupid, they usually mean,

1296
01:24:57.600 --> 01:25:00.680
well, there a lot of times
they'll be misled. They think they're doing

1297
01:25:00.720 --> 01:25:03.680
the right thing, but they're so
dumb that they're actually hurting things right.

1298
01:25:04.159 --> 01:25:06.800
And so the thing is, I
don't think it's malevolence. I just think

1299
01:25:06.800 --> 01:25:11.279
that there's a lot of people that
feel like, you know, like say,

1300
01:25:11.640 --> 01:25:15.479
guns are a good thing, and
they they they do they're so irresponsible.

1301
01:25:15.880 --> 01:25:20.119
I guess you're saying. I just
feel like there's like in the conversation

1302
01:25:20.199 --> 01:25:23.760
we were having before about like finding
it like a child in the woods,

1303
01:25:23.800 --> 01:25:27.279
I just feel like that it's more
like I feel like more more people would

1304
01:25:27.319 --> 01:25:30.279
help than not, yeah, would
help than not, like a wide margin

1305
01:25:30.359 --> 01:25:34.399
in the I guess the worst I
feel like the worst jet like it goes,

1306
01:25:34.560 --> 01:25:38.560
most people would help. A sizable
portion of people would be like,

1307
01:25:38.600 --> 01:25:42.239
that's not my problem. I feel
like that's like I feel like that's probably

1308
01:25:42.239 --> 01:25:45.760
like a lot more people than the
helping that's no, no, not then

1309
01:25:45.800 --> 01:25:48.840
would help but like then would do
something really evil. I think that's the

1310
01:25:48.880 --> 01:25:51.920
I think the default is that because
of that, there's that effect. I

1311
01:25:51.960 --> 01:25:55.800
forget what it's called, but it's
just that somebody else will do it.

1312
01:25:55.800 --> 01:25:58.479
It's kind of yeah, that thing
somebody else has got you. Like we

1313
01:25:58.760 --> 01:26:00.880
always talk about the first time I
ever heard someone talking about this funny enough

1314
01:26:01.119 --> 01:26:04.319
or sure you already known about this, but someone actually discussing it. They

1315
01:26:04.319 --> 01:26:08.880
were talking about Patreon. They're talking
about Patreon. Like, imagine if every

1316
01:26:08.880 --> 01:26:12.119
one of your subscribers donated a doggy. It would mean nothing to them,

1317
01:26:12.239 --> 01:26:15.880
but you would be well off.
But because of that effect, people are

1318
01:26:15.880 --> 01:26:20.720
like, oh, someone else has
got it. But that's my nature of

1319
01:26:20.760 --> 01:26:25.000
like I am don't I donate to
things that even if it's like, didn't

1320
01:26:25.039 --> 01:26:30.359
you donate to the Stormfront when when
you everything I love I don'tate to.

1321
01:26:30.359 --> 01:26:35.479
I'm not going to spend anything else. That website is nuts, dude.

1322
01:26:35.520 --> 01:26:39.960
I only went on it one time
about it on the Red Dead podcast.

1323
01:26:41.079 --> 01:26:43.279
Never went on it because I heard
about it and I was like, I

1324
01:26:43.319 --> 01:26:45.800
don't want to be involved with that. I don't want this to pop m

1325
01:26:45.840 --> 01:26:48.119
on my fucking history one day and
someone's like, what's this? You know

1326
01:26:48.159 --> 01:26:51.159
what I saw on the banner of
that website because I went on because there

1327
01:26:51.199 --> 01:26:56.640
was a YouTuber that used that as
sources that what was the banner. The

1328
01:26:56.680 --> 01:27:00.119
banner was Streets of Rage two.
It was actual, you know, the

1329
01:27:00.159 --> 01:27:03.000
white the blonde. He was doing
his fucking bare knuckle uppercut. But the

1330
01:27:03.079 --> 01:27:11.760
normal, fucking bad guys, they
fucking rendered them black so they're like black.

1331
01:27:11.800 --> 01:27:14.960
And then it was this uppercutting a
black guy when they're not black in

1332
01:27:15.039 --> 01:27:16.199
that game, Like there's that.
It's like a ginger dude. He's one

1333
01:27:16.239 --> 01:27:21.079
of the he's probably the most recurring
one, like one of the shittiest grunts,

1334
01:27:23.079 --> 01:27:25.840
and they just black and he's just
uppercutting, And I'm like, that's

1335
01:27:26.119 --> 01:27:34.800
crazy switched. I don't know,
man, I feel like most people in

1336
01:27:34.840 --> 01:27:38.880
this world are good, right.
I feel like a lot of us are

1337
01:27:38.920 --> 01:27:42.680
good. What happens is that we're
scared to be fucked over, so we

1338
01:27:42.760 --> 01:27:45.560
go into the nature. We fuck
other people over because we think we're gonna

1339
01:27:45.560 --> 01:27:48.760
get fucked over. I think that's
totally and it's like it's like a preemptive,

1340
01:27:50.039 --> 01:27:55.720
it's literally there. It's like it's
preemptive malevolence to respond from elevence that

1341
01:27:55.760 --> 01:27:58.239
has happen because we can't tell people
are gonna be good, right, most

1342
01:27:58.279 --> 01:28:00.760
people are probably not gonna bother you. Right. What happens is like these

1343
01:28:00.800 --> 01:28:02.359
people think of like this, most
of these people that are fucking like probably

1344
01:28:02.399 --> 01:28:06.000
far right people, right, they're
probably not truly truly truly racist, but

1345
01:28:06.039 --> 01:28:10.359
they think that their culture is going
to be destroyed by the nature of these

1346
01:28:10.359 --> 01:28:14.359
other races existing. Right. They're
ill informed. They're well, they're stupid,

1347
01:28:14.479 --> 01:28:18.079
they're stupid, they're stupid, they're
evil. They're being taught that and

1348
01:28:18.079 --> 01:28:21.880
and I don't think that's that's why
they They meet a black person that they

1349
01:28:21.880 --> 01:28:27.399
fucking have in common and then that's
it's flipped off and they realize automatically or

1350
01:28:27.439 --> 01:28:30.479
they fall in love with a black
person flip isolated black grandchild, and then

1351
01:28:31.319 --> 01:28:34.199
they're like, how could I've ever
been like this? I love my grand

1352
01:28:34.239 --> 01:28:38.840
They're isolated and I'm not saying this
like to be rude, but isolated,

1353
01:28:38.840 --> 01:28:42.319
and they're uneducated. But they're uneducated
because they just don't have resources in their

1354
01:28:42.359 --> 01:28:45.199
area. They don't they don't live
in metropolis, so they don't see a

1355
01:28:45.239 --> 01:28:50.399
lot of different cultures and different experiences. But the thing is, it's hard

1356
01:28:50.520 --> 01:28:55.840
for me to sympathize like or empathize
like I used to because of how well

1357
01:28:55.840 --> 01:28:59.159
connected people are through the internet,
where it's like there's almost no excuse anymore

1358
01:29:00.039 --> 01:29:06.720
understand how vast and diverse everything is
because they're they didn't exercise critical thinking growing

1359
01:29:06.760 --> 01:29:11.079
up, because theydn't have the resources
to practice it that you have like a

1360
01:29:11.119 --> 01:29:14.640
tuck of Carl sent or a temple
whoever, that just tells them what to

1361
01:29:14.680 --> 01:29:16.680
think and how to feel, and
they can't. They can't do anything outside

1362
01:29:16.680 --> 01:29:19.319
of it. They can't. They
can't, like say, you know,

1363
01:29:20.479 --> 01:29:24.880
a lot of us have been programmed. But then sometimes you realize when you

1364
01:29:24.880 --> 01:29:27.680
have bad programming, you're like,
what the fuck? What is what is

1365
01:29:27.720 --> 01:29:30.600
this person telling me? This doesn't
make any sense? Fuck this? And

1366
01:29:30.640 --> 01:29:32.720
then a lot of times people will
just tell you like ship from the like

1367
01:29:32.960 --> 01:29:38.119
from a conservative standpoint, because you
know, let's be real. Motherfuckers believe

1368
01:29:38.119 --> 01:29:42.840
in zombies. Motherfuckers believe in talking
animals, They believe in magic, believe

1369
01:29:42.880 --> 01:29:45.800
in talking blue fire. Butches like
they believe, they believe in in dark

1370
01:29:45.880 --> 01:29:49.720
fantasy. So of course, what
how is it? It's a stretch to

1371
01:29:49.760 --> 01:29:54.439
think that this Orange billionaire is like
them gonna save America. It's not that

1372
01:29:54.520 --> 01:29:56.439
much of a stretch when you think
about it. Like, I like,

1373
01:29:56.479 --> 01:29:58.239
I talk to people about stuff like
that. Right, well, I'm just

1374
01:29:58.279 --> 01:30:00.760
like, I really try to be
respectful of everyone's some of the respective I

1375
01:30:00.760 --> 01:30:02.439
tried hard interview. I try,
I really make that fort It's hard.

1376
01:30:02.560 --> 01:30:04.600
Religion. Like when I'm like,
when you guys talk about religion, I

1377
01:30:04.600 --> 01:30:09.039
try not to say anything. Because
my grandmother was a religious person. And

1378
01:30:09.119 --> 01:30:13.640
though she she she she exploits critical
thinking in religion. She very much so

1379
01:30:13.720 --> 01:30:17.239
does. She takes it on.
She takes it on because it's the critical

1380
01:30:17.239 --> 01:30:19.520
thinking. Religion is that crazy thing
it is saying, because because you can

1381
01:30:19.520 --> 01:30:25.439
still have faith and belief, chaosity
exists. But it's crazy. I get

1382
01:30:25.479 --> 01:30:29.640
it. I get it can't exist. It's it's oxymoron. It's acts more

1383
01:30:29.640 --> 01:30:33.239
in itself. She tries. She
tries philosophized, But I don't know about

1384
01:30:33.239 --> 01:30:36.319
critical thinking. She tries to.
She tries to. It isn't exactly like

1385
01:30:36.319 --> 01:30:40.439
one hundred percent, like I clearly
shouldn't do that. She tries to explore

1386
01:30:40.479 --> 01:30:44.159
critical thinking, and she tries to
understand that what the world is. The

1387
01:30:44.199 --> 01:30:46.640
world is not as simple as a
book can explain it to be. Neither's

1388
01:30:46.680 --> 01:30:50.000
the understanding of this entity that created
everything, you know. She tries to

1389
01:30:50.000 --> 01:30:53.439
exploit those things, and I respect
her for doing those things. I don't

1390
01:30:53.439 --> 01:30:57.119
agree with some of the stuff she
believes in. I respect people who are

1391
01:30:57.239 --> 01:31:00.039
okay with having open conversations of this
and then it's not tied to their ego

1392
01:31:00.079 --> 01:31:02.439
where they lash out, because that's
the thing. Like, I'm like,

1393
01:31:02.479 --> 01:31:04.960
look it, I understand that you're
upset when I say ship, like,

1394
01:31:05.000 --> 01:31:09.279
you know, it's fairy tales and
stuff, but it's like, I'm sorry.

1395
01:31:09.520 --> 01:31:13.479
I I've lived thirty six years on
this earth and I've never experienced anything

1396
01:31:13.520 --> 01:31:16.600
like that. I wish magic was
real. I wish Baller's Gate three was

1397
01:31:17.319 --> 01:31:26.079
inside of Carlac currently dude burning like
I'll burn with the like I wish I

1398
01:31:26.159 --> 01:31:29.560
wish dark Fan. I wish that's
how the world works, because it would

1399
01:31:29.600 --> 01:31:32.680
be so much funner. It would
be so fun to like having fucking I

1400
01:31:32.720 --> 01:31:35.439
would be a mystic night dude.
I would be I would be a fucking

1401
01:31:35.600 --> 01:31:41.680
arcane warrior, would be arist probably
but like but like a cool magic,

1402
01:31:41.960 --> 01:31:45.039
you know, like like I would
give give little kids like little gum drops

1403
01:31:45.039 --> 01:31:49.920
and they blow up in like twelve
hours, like big God, I'd be

1404
01:31:49.960 --> 01:31:55.399
fucking that is insane. But imagine
magic terrorism. Imagine imagine I had magic

1405
01:31:55.439 --> 01:31:59.479
that hit the towers. I gotta
say, if I did have magic empowers,

1406
01:32:00.760 --> 01:32:02.239
maybe I would be the same way. Maybe I would slip up in

1407
01:32:02.239 --> 01:32:04.520
the way that some people have the
road rage and they have the guns on

1408
01:32:04.560 --> 01:32:08.239
them. Maybe I would throw a
fireball on some motherfucker. I mean,

1409
01:32:08.359 --> 01:32:10.680
he's gonna he's gonna counter speller,
right, and he doesn't, and he

1410
01:32:10.720 --> 01:32:15.239
doesn't he kills somebody. Bro,
Bro, you got magic, right counter

1411
01:32:15.319 --> 01:32:19.239
spell? Why would you looking you
didn't see the fireball coming? That's your

1412
01:32:19.279 --> 01:32:24.520
fault due How does jail work when
you have that that? How does jail

1413
01:32:24.560 --> 01:32:28.720
work in that fucking like how do
you get put in jail in like ballsk

1414
01:32:28.840 --> 01:32:30.520
three? Like you know, you
go to jail the rules immediately I gotta

1415
01:32:30.520 --> 01:32:32.319
put in jail and I was lock
picked up. But like, how do

1416
01:32:32.399 --> 01:32:35.880
you go to jail when you're fucking
that powerful? How does that? Even

1417
01:32:36.039 --> 01:32:39.439
they can nullify magic and stuff like
that, They can, but it's like

1418
01:32:39.439 --> 01:32:44.640
barbarians, but that they don't though
at least they don't because it's it's not

1419
01:32:44.640 --> 01:32:46.640
like, yeah, I know,
like it's like X men, you know

1420
01:32:46.640 --> 01:32:48.960
how they have the callers. Yeah, like and because in D and D

1421
01:32:49.079 --> 01:32:53.159
there's there's anti magic, like actual
cuffs and shit like that they put on

1422
01:32:53.199 --> 01:32:56.840
you in your magic there you go, are they like they cast silence or

1423
01:32:56.880 --> 01:33:00.199
something like that, they do something
to prevent fusing magic. If that was

1424
01:33:00.239 --> 01:33:02.600
the case, you'd go to the
City of Balder's Gate you do some fun

1425
01:33:03.039 --> 01:33:08.800
and in the game would and they'd
put you in jail because there's no there's

1426
01:33:08.840 --> 01:33:13.039
no way. Gortsh I wanted it's
gonna make it so you can escape,

1427
01:33:13.600 --> 01:33:16.319
would have murdered you. You would
have on those sentinels going to prison out

1428
01:33:16.359 --> 01:33:19.399
with you and step on your head
and some ship and you would have died.

1429
01:33:20.560 --> 01:33:27.600
Yeah, what the fuck are you
talking about it? I can't even

1430
01:33:27.760 --> 01:33:32.199
universe being real. The I really
feel like I was transcending for a moment

1431
01:33:32.640 --> 01:33:35.520
because I was like trying to like
switch between you guys as you were talking,

1432
01:33:36.039 --> 01:33:41.039
trying to find and reading and trying
to find questions to read and trying

1433
01:33:41.039 --> 01:33:43.239
to like, pay attention to what
you were saying. No, No,

1434
01:33:43.319 --> 01:33:49.439
that was that felt it the one
last frontier of evolution that we're missing being

1435
01:33:49.439 --> 01:33:53.880
able to task in that way,
because it's like, if you're reading something,

1436
01:33:53.920 --> 01:33:57.199
you can't listen to something on the
outside. It's impossible. So it's

1437
01:33:57.199 --> 01:34:00.199
like I've heard some people say that
the count. I'm like you, I

1438
01:34:00.399 --> 01:34:03.039
don't insult my intelligence. Okay,
So some people can passively pay attention very

1439
01:34:03.039 --> 01:34:05.520
well. Somebody paying sentences is not. No, that's not. All you

1440
01:34:05.560 --> 01:34:11.439
can do is miss some words and
then pick up on some words. Can't

1441
01:34:11.479 --> 01:34:13.880
like, but they can listen to
a beat like you can. You can

1442
01:34:13.920 --> 01:34:15.600
be like, oh, I understand
the gist of what they said, but

1443
01:34:15.640 --> 01:34:18.039
if you tell me what did I
just say? No, you know,

1444
01:34:19.479 --> 01:34:21.720
I'm like, that's not like I'm
like, no, no, you just

1445
01:34:21.720 --> 01:34:28.000
can't do it. And I wish
it's time where we evolved next. I

1446
01:34:28.039 --> 01:34:30.600
felt it's gonna be a bad I
must with those monkeys and that's what he's

1447
01:34:30.600 --> 01:34:31.760
working on, right, Yeah,
he's working on nice. It's gonna be

1448
01:34:31.760 --> 01:34:34.079
a bad direction. I thought we're
gonna evolve, We're gonna turn into like

1449
01:34:34.079 --> 01:34:38.079
fucking like a better version of humans. We're all going to get cancer from

1450
01:34:38.119 --> 01:34:42.720
it, going to get violent cancer. Question time, Yeah, we send

1451
01:34:42.720 --> 01:34:45.279
the questions. Yeah, let's not
let's not go for three hours like we

1452
01:34:45.319 --> 01:34:47.039
have for the last two podcasts.
Yeah, let's be fun. Though it's

1453
01:34:47.119 --> 01:34:50.159
fun, but it's also three hours. I was like, holy yeah,

1454
01:34:50.800 --> 01:34:54.760
I don't want to people like that. They do like it. I mean,

1455
01:34:54.800 --> 01:34:57.560
you you Sacred Symbols go for like
eight nine hours. I really can't

1456
01:34:57.600 --> 01:35:01.239
fathom. I really twenty five hours
on Sacred. People tell us like,

1457
01:35:01.279 --> 01:35:03.319
oh yeah, this episod will lasts
me the whole week, and I'm like,

1458
01:35:03.399 --> 01:35:08.000
yo, man, all right,
just stop saying hooray for that.

1459
01:35:08.000 --> 01:35:12.000
That stops. I just don't know
how you guys are climbing up the rafters

1460
01:35:12.359 --> 01:35:16.119
and putting your fucking noos in,
like after after they're at a certain point,

1461
01:35:16.199 --> 01:35:19.399
I just can't talk anymore. I'm
like, bro, we've ran out

1462
01:35:19.399 --> 01:35:24.000
of things magic, No you're saying
you're saying, like Derek, we've hung

1463
01:35:24.000 --> 01:35:28.239
out for full days, laughing and
joking about ship the whole fucking day.

1464
01:35:28.319 --> 01:35:30.439
That true. We could, we
could do a twenty four hour podcast if

1465
01:35:30.439 --> 01:35:35.880
we wanted to, but we're like, we wouldn't be able to stop it,

1466
01:35:35.920 --> 01:35:39.640
Like, there's no we wouldn't be
able to end Well, the real

1467
01:35:39.680 --> 01:35:44.319
issue, the real barrier to that
is I'm not rendering that exactly. Whoever's

1468
01:35:44.359 --> 01:35:48.079
computer computer rendering that is gone?
That's that's that's a new computer has to

1469
01:35:48.119 --> 01:35:50.560
be bought, Brandon. It'll be
a lot easier this way with like one

1470
01:35:50.600 --> 01:35:56.079
single video feed, but like even
still, like like a twenty four hour

1471
01:35:56.119 --> 01:35:59.680
fucking video we could do. That's
crazy. It'd be hilarious too. Is

1472
01:36:00.079 --> 01:36:02.840
also slip start saying wild shit eventually. Yeah, it's just because I feel

1473
01:36:02.840 --> 01:36:06.239
like we would have to get like
massively, you know, massive donations.

1474
01:36:06.439 --> 01:36:11.359
Did even tempt anything like that?
What's the longest you've you've broadcasted for?

1475
01:36:11.880 --> 01:36:14.960
Not long at all? Like five
six hours? I've gone to like eight

1476
01:36:15.399 --> 01:36:17.640
maybe, yeah, Like that was
and I was with friends, like I

1477
01:36:17.640 --> 01:36:20.760
couldn't like by myself. I'm like, all right, three hours would usually

1478
01:36:20.760 --> 01:36:25.159
be like the longest by myself.
Three like the longest. I think I

1479
01:36:25.159 --> 01:36:30.000
had like an eledanering stream that was
like a eleven or twelve hours wow.

1480
01:36:30.039 --> 01:36:31.279
And I remember I hit the twelve
because I was at eleven and I was

1481
01:36:31.279 --> 01:36:34.000
like, we should just hit twelve
okay, because like, why wouldn't wait

1482
01:36:34.079 --> 01:36:36.520
at this point? Right? I
did? I did the When I was

1483
01:36:36.520 --> 01:36:42.640
playing Resident Evil seven Biohazard, I
did beat the game. No, I

1484
01:36:42.680 --> 01:36:45.640
did two halves. I did like
fifteen it was a fifteen hour game about

1485
01:36:45.680 --> 01:36:47.199
right, Okay, I did like
one half another half. Then I did

1486
01:36:47.199 --> 01:36:54.800
like the DL season one go.
And then for Village I did the first

1487
01:36:55.000 --> 01:36:58.319
like maybe because I played until I
died, and I died only when you

1488
01:36:58.359 --> 01:37:01.239
fought the uh that bitch that like
spat acid into the air and she killed

1489
01:37:01.239 --> 01:37:03.159
you. And if you played I
don't know if you played Village or not,

1490
01:37:03.199 --> 01:37:05.720
I played it. You know the
bat at the top of the on

1491
01:37:05.760 --> 01:37:09.920
the roof stops. No, it's
it's you're in like some sort of place.

1492
01:37:09.920 --> 01:37:12.960
We have to drop drop down somewhere, and then you fight this thing

1493
01:37:13.000 --> 01:37:14.960
that spits acid into the air.
And I didn't know it was gonna kill

1494
01:37:14.960 --> 01:37:19.000
me like that, so he killed
him fish Fish that's like the yeah where

1495
01:37:19.000 --> 01:37:24.640
it's like the swamp. That's the
only time I died. I hated that.

1496
01:37:24.680 --> 01:37:27.119
Bosses you don't know, you don't
know what they're gonna do. Well,

1497
01:37:27.199 --> 01:37:28.920
that's why I died. Now and
I was like, I have no

1498
01:37:28.960 --> 01:37:31.880
clue what's gonna happen. I really
liked that game Man was like very fun,

1499
01:37:32.039 --> 01:37:34.039
very fun horror game. There's no
way I could have streamed that because

1500
01:37:34.079 --> 01:37:40.920
I, uh, everyone was naked. Everyone you monitored immediately everyone that what

1501
01:37:41.039 --> 01:37:44.279
was naked, let me them?
But trust had Oh yeah, there were

1502
01:37:44.319 --> 01:37:46.359
a lot of minds for that,
and may veiners. Bro. I actually

1503
01:37:46.399 --> 01:37:54.840
didn't put a cock one left.
Dude Heisenberg was packing. Whoever made the

1504
01:37:54.880 --> 01:37:58.760
mod for Heisenberg he was, it
was so he was so I was like,

1505
01:37:58.880 --> 01:38:02.039
dude, is crazy away bro,
Jesus, all right, let's get

1506
01:38:02.039 --> 01:38:05.840
it. Let's get into questions I
show wrote in he says Howdy Fellers.

1507
01:38:06.479 --> 01:38:11.680
After Chris's movie trailer of Freaky Friday
with Sween and Mitch McConnell, I totally

1508
01:38:11.680 --> 01:38:15.279
forgot we even fucking know that crazy? Uh. I need an extra AMMO

1509
01:38:15.399 --> 01:38:21.119
of Mitchie Monday starring Sween. That'd
be a great script. Do you uh

1510
01:38:21.640 --> 01:38:27.279
you living through Mitch McConnell's life and
just become Mitch McConnell for a while.

1511
01:38:27.560 --> 01:38:30.880
Yeah, I forget the parameters of
what the fuck we talked about. Oh,

1512
01:38:30.079 --> 01:38:33.520
we'll be improv there but it was
like several episodes be a politician,

1513
01:38:33.600 --> 01:38:36.079
dude, bro, I forget like
everything to the point where do you see

1514
01:38:36.119 --> 01:38:43.159
somebody? Uh was a casual.
They were poking fun at when I mentioned

1515
01:38:43.159 --> 01:38:47.279
the the moans and dark souls.
Oh yeah, the first episode, literally

1516
01:38:47.319 --> 01:38:49.640
the first episode I talked about that. Oh, the first episode of the

1517
01:38:49.680 --> 01:38:53.439
years time that I was on.
That says the guests I talked about.

1518
01:38:53.520 --> 01:38:57.239
So somebody pointed out, They're like, will you fucking switch up the topics

1519
01:38:57.319 --> 01:39:00.479
or whatever? It's been the same
for three years. I was like,

1520
01:39:00.680 --> 01:39:03.800
I'm sorry, I don't remember what
I said four years ago. One repetition

1521
01:39:03.880 --> 01:39:08.359
after that long is pretty not bad
at all. Mean a red repetition has

1522
01:39:08.359 --> 01:39:11.720
gotten out a hand Red Dad.
Yeah, but we're forced, we're forcing

1523
01:39:11.760 --> 01:39:15.199
that. It's funny. I was
completely forgot. But we were talking earlier

1524
01:39:15.520 --> 01:39:16.279
before the show, but like what
it would be like if they had a

1525
01:39:16.319 --> 01:39:25.399
podcast if Yeah, it was like
the switcher's not working? What do you

1526
01:39:25.479 --> 01:39:29.880
mean? I mean? Mike is, yeah, we should, we should,

1527
01:39:29.920 --> 01:39:34.239
we should have to pull on.
Well, I don't know what there's

1528
01:39:34.520 --> 01:39:41.359
podcasting or whatnot means, but I'm
down if you are. You have a

1529
01:39:41.439 --> 01:39:49.800
Stephans on a fish from your Face
arthor Ah. Yeah, you're too close

1530
01:39:49.840 --> 01:39:56.520
to the mic. You're blowing out
the audio. I can't. People's speakers

1531
01:39:56.520 --> 01:40:01.479
are gonna clip to hell. What
the fuck are clipp funny modern day that

1532
01:40:01.600 --> 01:40:08.399
Gang Dutch would start a podcast,
Yeah, he will. He would have

1533
01:40:08.479 --> 01:40:13.680
a play again, Gonna get Rich. It would be like the vander Cast

1534
01:40:13.840 --> 01:40:16.880
or something. He would totally call
it the Man, but he would he

1535
01:40:16.920 --> 01:40:19.279
would definitely take the name of it. And then like it would be him,

1536
01:40:19.359 --> 01:40:25.439
John Micah and Arthur Micah are there
be so pissed of Micah being like

1537
01:40:25.439 --> 01:40:29.479
one of the guests. So it
would be a lot of arguments between Arthur

1538
01:40:29.560 --> 01:40:33.279
and John. But Arthur would hate
Micah though Mike would hate him. Michael

1539
01:40:33.279 --> 01:40:38.319
would keep saying the in word and
like he's like they'd have Leny on episode.

1540
01:40:38.359 --> 01:40:41.279
He would sit and he'd be like, it's not calling the board.

1541
01:40:41.359 --> 01:40:46.520
That a god damn it, Mac, that's nice. This is really complicating

1542
01:40:46.560 --> 01:40:54.840
the editing process here, right after
adding beeps and boots and all sorts of

1543
01:40:55.000 --> 01:41:00.560
nonsense. He's editing. It would
be the editor because he's he's the support.

1544
01:41:00.600 --> 01:41:03.039
He's like the backbone. That's true, so he would be the editor

1545
01:41:03.079 --> 01:41:06.159
of that show. John John would
be the John would be the ad read

1546
01:41:06.279 --> 01:41:09.720
John. Yeah, he would read
the ads. He would show up.

1547
01:41:10.880 --> 01:41:15.119
I can't even do I can't do
John's voice. This podcast to you by

1548
01:41:15.319 --> 01:41:17.359
squares space dot Co. It's crazy. I know, I know what you're

1549
01:41:17.359 --> 01:41:20.680
trying to do, and I hear
it. I can't get that rest.

1550
01:41:20.760 --> 01:41:25.199
It's not right, but it is
also I get, like I'm in saying

1551
01:41:25.239 --> 01:41:29.119
how unique of his voice, Like
he had such a unique voice, totally

1552
01:41:29.119 --> 01:41:31.880
why I fell in love with him, like, uh, sexually and uh,

1553
01:41:32.760 --> 01:41:35.720
I just I love I love the
subtle because I just I just played

1554
01:41:35.760 --> 01:41:39.680
again. I'm in the epilogue right
now with him, which I forgot,

1555
01:41:39.760 --> 01:41:43.279
like I was. I was so
mad because I'm I'm ready to I'm ready

1556
01:41:43.279 --> 01:41:45.399
to. I want to kill Micah
so bad, like I'm so ready to

1557
01:41:45.439 --> 01:41:47.840
do it. But I forgot five
hours. It's been a long time,

1558
01:41:47.920 --> 01:41:54.399
five hours. I forgot that you're
making me milk the cows. You're making

1559
01:41:54.439 --> 01:41:59.279
me shovel ship dude, it is
it really really long? That's my only

1560
01:41:59.319 --> 01:42:01.640
real criticism game is I just feel
like the epilogue doesn't need to Like I

1561
01:42:01.680 --> 01:42:06.640
feel like they could you could get
away with ending what do you mean?

1562
01:42:06.880 --> 01:42:10.199
Yeah, I mean I've played some
of it. I get it. I

1563
01:42:10.319 --> 01:42:15.199
understand epilogue and that one too,
for it's not nearly as long, and

1564
01:42:15.239 --> 01:42:16.560
I will like an hour or two
and I will say, like, it's

1565
01:42:16.600 --> 01:42:19.039
not even that the epilogue. It's
not the epilogue that I have problem with

1566
01:42:19.119 --> 01:42:27.439
necessarily, it's that I feel like
you could roll credits on Arthur's story,

1567
01:42:27.880 --> 01:42:31.000
like literally roll the credits and then
do the epilogue sure, Like I would

1568
01:42:31.000 --> 01:42:33.840
prefer that, because like there's a
feeling of like it's drawn out when it

1569
01:42:33.840 --> 01:42:35.760
doesn't need to be sure. And
I was just like, oh my god,

1570
01:42:36.399 --> 01:42:40.119
having to finish that game for Sacred
Symbols on like a time crunch was

1571
01:42:40.159 --> 01:42:43.279
so annoying, imagine, like because
that was one of that was back when

1572
01:42:43.279 --> 01:42:45.680
we were getting games early, and
then we decided we just don't want to

1573
01:42:45.680 --> 01:42:49.199
do this because it's just putting too
much stress on I really love John.

1574
01:42:49.319 --> 01:42:53.720
I think John Marsham is like someone
I really can look at as like a

1575
01:42:53.760 --> 01:42:58.319
person that really tries to do to
write like Arthur, speak into the microphone

1576
01:42:58.439 --> 01:43:03.600
Dutch like Arthur. Arthur definitely he
awoke in that good part of himself as

1577
01:43:03.600 --> 01:43:08.359
he journey through the game. Depends
on how you play him technically, I

1578
01:43:08.920 --> 01:43:14.760
believe imagine really living in that,
like I don't know, but it would

1579
01:43:14.800 --> 01:43:16.439
have to be I don't know.
Man, the wild West seems like it

1580
01:43:16.479 --> 01:43:18.479
seems it's a cool period of time, but like, man, it must

1581
01:43:18.560 --> 01:43:25.239
smell so bad, smells gross.
There's the no plumbing. Maybe Sandanin has

1582
01:43:25.239 --> 01:43:29.399
a plumbing. She gotta pay for
pussy constantly. No fucking lights. Other

1583
01:43:29.439 --> 01:43:32.000
than like that, you gotta go
specifically, like other than outside of Sandonny

1584
01:43:32.760 --> 01:43:36.479
living in that, it's fucking because
like, okay, they had lighting,

1585
01:43:36.479 --> 01:43:42.560
they plumbing, the things are starting
to turn or in a recognizable area for

1586
01:43:42.720 --> 01:43:45.520
us to where we wouldn't be like
a living hell. But outside of that,

1587
01:43:45.920 --> 01:43:49.239
no ac, no lights, it
would be so bad. Like how

1588
01:43:49.279 --> 01:43:54.760
do you even? Winter is bad? Winter's death over there. You really

1589
01:43:54.800 --> 01:43:57.840
had to love your partner back then. I feel, yeah, like you

1590
01:43:57.840 --> 01:43:59.760
know what I mean, because like
there's not they're not bathing every day,

1591
01:43:59.760 --> 01:44:03.039
there's like the word it's humid and
hot and they're in all those fucking clothes.

1592
01:44:03.279 --> 01:44:08.039
Oh my fucking god, you really
gotta love that person to their core

1593
01:44:08.199 --> 01:44:11.680
man like simulation collapse. Bro,
we had to go back to the fucking

1594
01:44:11.720 --> 01:44:15.239
like post a pockeup the water West
version of the Earth. Bro, that

1595
01:44:15.279 --> 01:44:17.479
ship would be such a fucking hole. I feel like I would prefer the

1596
01:44:17.479 --> 01:44:21.279
societal aspects of it, but like
that would be Oh no, dealing with

1597
01:44:21.319 --> 01:44:27.000
the the effluvia of that is crazy. I feel like what you gotta do

1598
01:44:27.079 --> 01:44:29.520
is that first year you gotta really
just learn ship. You gotta learn how

1599
01:44:29.520 --> 01:44:31.680
to keep yourself alive. You gotta
exercise and get your body right to the

1600
01:44:31.680 --> 01:44:39.680
best form because death is on the
deaths around the corner. There's no way.

1601
01:44:39.800 --> 01:44:45.319
I just I can't imagine like not
showering every day. I just that

1602
01:44:45.680 --> 01:44:48.720
like even doing like a like a
bird bath, that shiit sucks, man,

1603
01:44:48.960 --> 01:44:50.520
because like it's like you know when
you just like, oh, you

1604
01:44:50.640 --> 01:44:53.880
do the pits and stuff, you
do your fucking wash your nuts, your

1605
01:44:53.880 --> 01:44:56.600
ass, your pits, and then
you're like, Okay, I'm good,

1606
01:44:56.640 --> 01:45:00.520
I guess, but thats fully eat
your PiZZ throw. We're coming in here

1607
01:45:00.560 --> 01:45:15.199
smelling so gross, Arthur. You
smell sour, mich Why I just sma,

1608
01:45:15.479 --> 01:45:19.840
why do you smell like cottage?
Cheese. You smell sour. It

1609
01:45:20.000 --> 01:45:25.560
just fucking Beard just smells like piss. I love dude. Red Deredentem two

1610
01:45:25.600 --> 01:45:29.439
is such a Arthur is such a
fucking great character. If you listen to

1611
01:45:29.479 --> 01:45:31.560
this podcast and don't know what Red
that Too is, I'm flabbering. A

1612
01:45:32.239 --> 01:45:34.800
First of all, you're dumb,
well like why at this point, why

1613
01:45:34.800 --> 01:45:39.800
have you not like the amount of
people that message uh me saying that they

1614
01:45:40.079 --> 01:45:44.840
they tried or started playing Mass Effect
because of how much you know I was

1615
01:45:44.840 --> 01:45:46.520
coming he talked about it. Yeah, and I imagine there was other games

1616
01:45:46.560 --> 01:45:51.920
specifically for that too. So if
if there's people that haven't even tried it,

1617
01:45:53.079 --> 01:45:55.520
like, what's wrong with you?
Even just like a cursory glance of

1618
01:45:55.560 --> 01:45:58.439
like the trailer said, again,
what we're talking about, like, I

1619
01:45:58.439 --> 01:46:00.800
don't know, you gotta want to
play that game again for Lily, because

1620
01:46:00.800 --> 01:46:02.199
what you can see, so you
can see how good that you know what

1621
01:46:02.279 --> 01:46:06.000
you do, you should play.
Oh wait, I was gonna say,

1622
01:46:06.239 --> 01:46:13.359
dude, revolutionary put in the teleportation
mod. Oh my god, it makes

1623
01:46:13.359 --> 01:46:16.039
the game so fuck The game's all
also just makes it not right there,

1624
01:46:16.840 --> 01:46:20.439
no, trust me, because there's
plenty of missions where you can't do that

1625
01:46:20.520 --> 01:46:25.520
because you have to ride. There
is no there is no destination. You

1626
01:46:25.520 --> 01:46:27.920
don't know where you're going at,
so you have to ride. So it

1627
01:46:28.399 --> 01:46:31.439
cuts out a lot of the pointless
like fuck, I have to travel so

1628
01:46:31.560 --> 01:46:39.239
far and fast travel is you get
it the first time, like, it's

1629
01:46:39.319 --> 01:46:43.319
kind of like it's way worse the
second time. Actually, I like it

1630
01:46:43.359 --> 01:46:46.079
the second time specifically because the first
time, the first time you don't.

1631
01:46:46.680 --> 01:46:49.560
It's like The Hateful Eight. I
really did not like The Hateful when I

1632
01:46:49.600 --> 01:46:53.000
first saw it because I felt like
it dragged on for fucking ever and it's

1633
01:46:53.000 --> 01:46:54.880
just like, oh my god,
when is this going to stop? And

1634
01:46:54.920 --> 01:46:58.560
then I watched it again and because
I understood because I had the context.

1635
01:46:59.760 --> 01:47:00.720
No, it's because I had the
context of like, oh, I know

1636
01:47:00.720 --> 01:47:03.359
how long this is. This doesn't
feel nearly as long. That's kind of

1637
01:47:03.359 --> 01:47:05.680
how I felt about Redad, where
it's like, oh yeah, that was

1638
01:47:05.760 --> 01:47:09.039
long when I first played it,
because I felt like I was going to

1639
01:47:09.079 --> 01:47:11.159
be on this road forever. But
I know how long this is Now it's

1640
01:47:11.199 --> 01:47:13.079
not really that long at all.
I don't know it at all. I'm

1641
01:47:13.079 --> 01:47:15.000
more like I've already seen this.
I want to fucking skip this part now,

1642
01:47:15.039 --> 01:47:17.359
but then you've already seen the rest
of the game too though it's kind

1643
01:47:17.359 --> 01:47:19.199
of how but those are the parts
that I want to play. I want

1644
01:47:19.199 --> 01:47:21.479
to play. I want to first
of all, I want to shoot a

1645
01:47:21.520 --> 01:47:26.000
bunch of people. I love it, Like I just want to murder like

1646
01:47:26.800 --> 01:47:29.800
fun, like you want to play
the sandbox. It's fun, like one.

1647
01:47:30.199 --> 01:47:32.000
That's the reason why I play Rockstar
games. I'm like, I get

1648
01:47:32.000 --> 01:47:34.119
that, but like Red Dead is
like a weird thing where it's like,

1649
01:47:34.159 --> 01:47:36.359
if I'm playing Red Dead, I'm
actually like in a cowboy mood, like

1650
01:47:36.399 --> 01:47:39.840
genuinely, like I want to be
in that place, like I don't,

1651
01:47:39.800 --> 01:47:43.359
I don't really care about Like look
at GTA that's a sandbox, Yeah,

1652
01:47:43.359 --> 01:47:45.399
because I can have a fucking rocket
launcher, like shoot a rocket launcher that

1653
01:47:45.439 --> 01:47:48.399
for some reason goes under a car
and up. Yeah. Yeah, that's

1654
01:47:48.439 --> 01:47:51.439
it's crazy. That's it's crazy.
The physics and GTA four are so weird

1655
01:47:51.479 --> 01:47:56.399
cool, they're definitely that's definitely not
supposed to work that way. Well actually

1656
01:47:56.439 --> 01:48:00.239
apparently that that on purpose. Yeah. No, apparently, like say,

1657
01:48:00.319 --> 01:48:03.399
if you can scrape stuff with the
like with an RPG, yeah you can't

1658
01:48:03.439 --> 01:48:06.560
like it needs to make it needs
to make a more direct The detonating part

1659
01:48:06.600 --> 01:48:10.079
is the tip of it. The
tip is what that No I understand.

1660
01:48:10.079 --> 01:48:13.600
I understand, but like I really
I what I'm saying is I don't remember

1661
01:48:13.640 --> 01:48:15.279
it acting like that in the original. I feel like whatever they did to

1662
01:48:15.399 --> 01:48:19.359
enhance it for like the backwards compatible
might have like fucked with it. I

1663
01:48:19.359 --> 01:48:23.640
don't because I do not remember that
when we were experiencing that, when we

1664
01:48:23.640 --> 01:48:26.000
were playing, when we were playing
g T A four on like Christmas or

1665
01:48:26.000 --> 01:48:29.319
whatever, and we were like shooting
rockets at cars and it was going under

1666
01:48:29.520 --> 01:48:32.000
and up into the sky. I
do not remember that from g T A

1667
01:48:32.039 --> 01:48:34.439
four Bass at all. I feel
like I remember that, but I could

1668
01:48:34.479 --> 01:48:39.479
be wrong. I don't know.
Maybe maybe I'm wrong, But because there's

1669
01:48:39.479 --> 01:48:42.920
something sometimes when you upscale and when
you like increase frame rates on things like

1670
01:48:42.960 --> 01:48:45.920
that, will that actually like was
a big reason why like the Massive Collection

1671
01:48:45.000 --> 01:48:48.560
was fucked was because that game is
tied to the frame rate in such a

1672
01:48:48.560 --> 01:48:51.760
way that like even like the bouncing
glitches didn't work, weapons didn't shoot right

1673
01:48:51.800 --> 01:48:55.800
because like the the it's tied to
frame rate and stuff. So like I

1674
01:48:55.800 --> 01:48:58.239
could see like that being a reason, but like, I really do not

1675
01:48:58.279 --> 01:49:00.960
remember that goofy ass fucking rocket if
I'm being honest and g t A four.

1676
01:49:01.039 --> 01:49:03.760
I just played ballad at Gates when
I put on a super punch and

1677
01:49:03.800 --> 01:49:14.239
I would humble people with that fucking
thing punch explosive. Are you serious?

1678
01:49:14.800 --> 01:49:17.119
I never actually played that. So
I'd punch a guy and he'd exploded and

1679
01:49:17.159 --> 01:49:20.199
hit a car, and a car
would blow up because it took so much

1680
01:49:20.279 --> 01:49:24.560
damage from his body and it gets
hard. My favorite thing to do was

1681
01:49:24.760 --> 01:49:30.159
like pedestrian rage and everybody freaking and
andreas you go. You would go like

1682
01:49:30.199 --> 01:49:32.840
the mob one where it would pretty
much be how long you could survive.

1683
01:49:32.920 --> 01:49:35.600
Me and my best friend would do
it all the time, made it like

1684
01:49:35.680 --> 01:49:39.640
half an hour, and then some
guy sniped me. It was crazy,

1685
01:49:39.920 --> 01:49:45.279
some dude snap. I would mostly
get killed by RPG. Like I said,

1686
01:49:45.279 --> 01:49:48.479
you would just be You would be
fucking like just driving and then like

1687
01:49:48.600 --> 01:49:53.680
what the fuck? Such a mean
spirited thing to do to people. They

1688
01:49:53.680 --> 01:49:57.399
would be attacking tod It'd be like
Dawn of the Dead, but they have

1689
01:49:57.800 --> 01:50:00.640
guns. They have guns. It's
crazy. Oh dude, I fucking love

1690
01:50:00.720 --> 01:50:04.239
San Andreas. That was such a
like that's why, Like I was,

1691
01:50:04.520 --> 01:50:10.239
man, the fucking that that that
definitive edition or whatever? They really so

1692
01:50:10.279 --> 01:50:13.760
bad it still I just came across
that. Fuck it's not great. Why

1693
01:50:13.760 --> 01:50:15.600
didn't get a car? Was it? Writer? Is that his name?

1694
01:50:16.319 --> 01:50:21.960
Like? Fucking his arms are like
you called me across that figure laughing.

1695
01:50:24.079 --> 01:50:28.079
His arms looked like the fucking final
shape. It was crazy, Like it

1696
01:50:28.159 --> 01:50:32.359
was so twisted and fucked up.
Yeah, I couldn't play the I will

1697
01:50:32.359 --> 01:50:35.119
say, the glitches in that version
of the game, like when it first

1698
01:50:35.119 --> 01:50:42.199
came out had me dying. That
was so interestanet when you could like when

1699
01:50:42.199 --> 01:50:47.479
you way back and forth and just
make the car. Really, why you

1700
01:50:47.560 --> 01:50:56.119
really think I was hitting everyone everybody? You really think about like how that

1701
01:50:56.119 --> 01:50:59.880
glitch functions? That is crazy.
That would be a difficult thing to program.

1702
01:51:00.479 --> 01:51:01.680
Yeah, if you try to do
it, Yeah, if you try.

1703
01:51:01.840 --> 01:51:04.439
Let's let's have a car that like
gets bigger as you wiggle it,

1704
01:51:05.840 --> 01:51:09.760
Like how do you even do that? Usually like to change models like that,

1705
01:51:09.800 --> 01:51:12.159
you have to like cut away and
like replace it with a bigger model.

1706
01:51:12.680 --> 01:51:15.680
Like the idea that you could just
like wiggle it into like spaceship territorially

1707
01:51:15.720 --> 01:51:17.920
forgot about that. That's incredible,
And there was that one way if you

1708
01:51:17.920 --> 01:51:27.920
did the rearview camera, it would
just be like CJ's face. Such a

1709
01:51:28.680 --> 01:51:31.520
bro. They released that, they
were released. They didn't play test that

1710
01:51:31.560 --> 01:51:35.079
game. Clearly they fuck that's what
that was. I feel like they had

1711
01:51:35.119 --> 01:51:38.800
AI make that thing, man,
Like I'm not even I think I think

1712
01:51:38.800 --> 01:51:40.960
that like some of the signs were
like a I upscale. That's why you

1713
01:51:40.960 --> 01:51:43.399
had like signs that were misspelled because
it was just some commedian. I saw

1714
01:51:43.439 --> 01:51:45.479
that. It was just like wrong
all of a sudden, You're like,

1715
01:51:45.520 --> 01:51:49.079
what the fuck? No, totally
they totally didn't. That was and somehow

1716
01:51:49.119 --> 01:51:56.720
still better than Saints Rowe when they
remade it. That was. That was

1717
01:51:56.800 --> 01:51:59.479
bad, bro. That was.
That might be the worst game I think

1718
01:51:59.479 --> 01:52:01.199
I've seen it in a long time, like as far as like a triple

1719
01:52:01.279 --> 01:52:04.520
like I don't know triple is necessarily
the right word, but like like a

1720
01:52:04.520 --> 01:52:08.640
big proper like something that isn't Lord
of the Rings Gollum, you know,

1721
01:52:09.680 --> 01:52:15.479
yeah, yeah, no, man, man, they fucking I really I

1722
01:52:15.640 --> 01:52:18.279
really enjoyed that. I love that
franchise. I just like Keith David's Well,

1723
01:52:18.279 --> 01:52:20.800
I like three three. A lot
of people didn't like four because they

1724
01:52:20.800 --> 01:52:24.760
said it like it jumped the shark. But I'm a bit a bit much

1725
01:52:26.079 --> 01:52:29.399
that's not. Well, you're you've
been adducted by aliens and you're in a

1726
01:52:29.439 --> 01:52:32.720
simulation and then so yeah, you
have super superpowers and simulation and then it

1727
01:52:32.720 --> 01:52:38.840
renders cars useless. It's basically prototype. It is they they act. They

1728
01:52:38.880 --> 01:52:42.800
they borrowed a bunch of stuff on
purpose, like they did certain things that

1729
01:52:42.840 --> 01:52:45.840
you can romance, like mass effect. There there were, but not not

1730
01:52:45.960 --> 01:52:48.760
really because they didn't go deep into
a very shallow They did a lot of

1731
01:52:48.800 --> 01:52:55.079
shallow biting on purpose. But even
that one's better than that. A new

1732
01:52:55.119 --> 01:52:58.600
one. Oh yeah, that one
is no. Four. I still enjoyed

1733
01:52:58.680 --> 01:53:02.199
four. It just wasn't nearly as
good as three. The Giant from that's

1734
01:53:02.279 --> 01:53:08.199
just fun. But three three is
fucking like you can three. I had

1735
01:53:08.399 --> 01:53:14.079
such a David right, No,
three is Keith David. He's not in

1736
01:53:14.159 --> 01:53:15.760
three at all. I don't think
so. He's in one of the older

1737
01:53:15.760 --> 01:53:19.560
ones. I'm pretty maybe not not
as president Keith David, but like I

1738
01:53:19.560 --> 01:53:24.920
think I think he is. I
don't The vice was I'm not afraid.

1739
01:53:25.920 --> 01:53:27.880
I gotta we gotta get through more
of these questions. Yeah, we do,

1740
01:53:27.920 --> 01:53:33.000
because we're yere oh ship. Yeah, at least we have the time

1741
01:53:33.039 --> 01:53:38.079
code down. Yeah, for sure, our setup looks crazy. We'll take

1742
01:53:38.079 --> 01:53:41.479
a picture of it for and and
put it on Instagram or something so you

1743
01:53:41.479 --> 01:53:45.479
can see what, like what what
we're looking at. But it's it's it's

1744
01:53:45.520 --> 01:53:48.600
pretty. It's pretty nutty what we
got over here. Uh, germs who

1745
01:53:48.680 --> 01:53:54.840
died are brushed aside for losing the
plaque. They're something it cuts out.

1746
01:53:54.880 --> 01:53:57.800
Sorry, I'm on the iPad.
I'm not going to fucking I fade to

1747
01:53:57.960 --> 01:54:01.680
black I fade to Blackie yet again, he writes, and he says,

1748
01:54:01.680 --> 01:54:05.039
honest self, reflection time, If
you were born one hundred years earlier,

1749
01:54:05.439 --> 01:54:10.039
do you think you would have supported
women's right to vote in nineteen tens?

1750
01:54:10.039 --> 01:54:13.399
Probably not, if it depends up
I mean, I mean just yeah,

1751
01:54:13.399 --> 01:54:15.479
I mean like, I mean,
if if I was raised by the prevailing

1752
01:54:15.479 --> 01:54:18.600
wisdom, probably not, because because
what is what is it? What is

1753
01:54:18.640 --> 01:54:21.479
the reasoning? Is it's that like
they can't be drafted, so they shouldn't

1754
01:54:21.520 --> 01:54:24.920
have representation. That's that's what it
is, right, Like that's the general

1755
01:54:25.039 --> 01:54:27.319
kind of that was the argument.
That was the argument at that time.

1756
01:54:27.359 --> 01:54:30.720
I think yeah, for the most
part, it was that you're not equally

1757
01:54:30.720 --> 01:54:32.640
at the disposal of the government,
so you shouldn't ever say I think it's

1758
01:54:32.880 --> 01:54:34.800
I mean, that was the argument
that that was the argument that hid behind.

1759
01:54:34.880 --> 01:54:40.239
Yes, right, ye, it
is, it is. It is

1760
01:54:40.239 --> 01:54:43.680
the argument that they hid behind.
However, it is also valid like you

1761
01:54:43.720 --> 01:54:45.680
should if you are voting, you
should get drafted. There's some validity to

1762
01:54:45.800 --> 01:54:48.760
the argument, but that's not the
main reason why. That's what they hid

1763
01:54:48.800 --> 01:54:53.720
behind. That's like, yes,
yeah, that's why not because I'm an

1764
01:54:53.760 --> 01:54:56.880
asshole, you know, the same
reason black peop shouldn't be able to vote.

1765
01:54:56.880 --> 01:55:00.840
They're not humans. It's like,
that's why high of mind that It's

1766
01:55:00.880 --> 01:55:03.079
like they can get drafted though of
course for some reason. Yeah, awesome,

1767
01:55:03.159 --> 01:55:05.319
dude, you can't get drafted and
then not be able to vote.

1768
01:55:05.319 --> 01:55:10.119
That's crazy. You also shouldn't be
should be a fella and be able to

1769
01:55:10.199 --> 01:55:12.640
run for president and then also somehow
as a fella and not be able to

1770
01:55:12.720 --> 01:55:17.560
vote like that. I such a
clown reality that we live in. This

1771
01:55:18.119 --> 01:55:21.880
is a joke now, but away, So what do you so did did

1772
01:55:21.880 --> 01:55:25.039
you find an answer to Keith David? Can I be wrong? So what

1773
01:55:25.039 --> 01:55:28.119
it looks like is it looks like
he's only in four as himself, but

1774
01:55:28.199 --> 01:55:30.880
he did voice a guy named Julius
Little Yes, yeah, right, two

1775
01:55:31.079 --> 01:55:35.399
three in the Originals. Yeah and
he yeah. So some people are asking

1776
01:55:35.560 --> 01:55:41.359
why is he Keith David in four
instead of Julius because he wasn't in three

1777
01:55:41.359 --> 01:55:44.600
because he's President Keith David. Yeah
he was, Yeah, he was as

1778
01:55:44.680 --> 01:55:47.680
himself. Answer that question. The
answer that question is because it's funny,

1779
01:55:48.239 --> 01:55:53.640
because it's that's the answers. It's
he's President Keith David. Because it's funny

1780
01:55:53.640 --> 01:55:57.720
that Keith David is talented, because
people love Keith David. And it's also

1781
01:55:58.279 --> 01:56:01.079
keeping with Keith David being in pretty
much every sci fi thing. Now,

1782
01:56:01.479 --> 01:56:05.439
I think that was kind of like
all of it. Now, I think

1783
01:56:05.439 --> 01:56:10.560
he's been in like every major He's
he doesn't do fantasy, but he's been

1784
01:56:10.600 --> 01:56:15.279
in like every reci fi. He
like, he's like, sign me up.

1785
01:56:15.439 --> 01:56:18.800
Ever since the thing? Literally do
you see that they're they're so there's

1786
01:56:18.840 --> 01:56:26.079
a they're remaking the thing PS two
game that is I'm not even joking.

1787
01:56:26.319 --> 01:56:28.960
John Carpenters. Yeah, John Carpenter
is the thing for PS two. There

1788
01:56:29.000 --> 01:56:30.560
was apparently like a PS two game
that acted as like a sequel to the

1789
01:56:30.600 --> 01:56:35.159
movie, and apparently it's good.
Well I never heard of it. Wasn't

1790
01:56:35.199 --> 01:56:39.560
that good because who who played it
was one of those things where it's like,

1791
01:56:39.920 --> 01:56:42.720
uh, there was just no audience
for it, but like the people

1792
01:56:42.760 --> 01:56:45.920
who played it really loved it.
I couldn't imagine caring about a sequel to

1793
01:56:45.960 --> 01:56:48.680
that game, really, because I
can't even I can't imagine caring about them,

1794
01:56:48.800 --> 01:56:53.079
because like it's supposed to be left
up in year, that's the point

1795
01:56:53.079 --> 01:56:57.439
of the the thing. Yeah,
didn't care about the thing as a kid,

1796
01:56:57.640 --> 01:57:00.359
though I love the thing. Yeah. I think it's a fantastic movie

1797
01:57:00.479 --> 01:57:04.640
for the plastical effects and the nature
of because I think I know at the

1798
01:57:04.720 --> 01:57:08.359
end people don't agree with me.
I think Child's the thing at the end

1799
01:57:08.359 --> 01:57:13.319
of the movie. I think it's
Child's Yeah, that's I think it's popular,

1800
01:57:13.319 --> 01:57:15.119
and that's not that unpopular people because
what you call what is his name?

1801
01:57:15.159 --> 01:57:18.239
Carpenter says, you would you never
know? I'm like, not Child's.

1802
01:57:18.479 --> 01:57:20.720
Well, it's kind of like the
Fallout thing where it's like who's starts,

1803
01:57:20.800 --> 01:57:27.000
Like the the idea is that China
started fired first, but like technically

1804
01:57:27.159 --> 01:57:30.039
the point is that you're not really
supposed to know that. Like the point

1805
01:57:30.079 --> 01:57:33.159
is that like it's gonna show the
shows that up though not really, Yeah

1806
01:57:33.600 --> 01:57:38.680
no, it doesn't doesn't show.
And we're talking about Fallout like the video

1807
01:57:38.720 --> 01:57:41.279
game universe, right, what are
you talking about? Yeah, we're talking

1808
01:57:41.279 --> 01:57:44.720
about the Fallout in the in the
show doesn't make clarify the whole they spoilers

1809
01:57:44.720 --> 01:57:45.560
for the Fallout show. Sorry,
yeah, sorry, but what are you

1810
01:57:45.560 --> 01:57:48.800
talking about? One of the they
initiated, the company that's created, the

1811
01:57:48.800 --> 01:57:51.000
bunkers, they the vaults, they
created, They did it, started it.

1812
01:57:51.119 --> 01:57:54.680
No, that's not what the implication. The implication is that they intend

1813
01:57:54.720 --> 01:57:57.520
to or that they're open to doing
that. But like it's never really confirmed

1814
01:57:57.479 --> 01:58:00.720
that that they it's never confirmed that
they actually did it. That they would

1815
01:58:00.760 --> 01:58:02.720
because the can because that's can into
the video game universe, right it is,

1816
01:58:02.800 --> 01:58:06.319
right, Yeah, yeah it is. Okay, I don't have to

1817
01:58:06.319 --> 01:58:11.279
watch that again because my interpretation was
that they definitely responsible for it. Now

1818
01:58:11.279 --> 01:58:14.319
I think the whole why would just
because they said not if we drop the

1819
01:58:14.319 --> 01:58:16.479
bombs first, but like there's so
many people at Vaultac the work that are

1820
01:58:16.720 --> 01:58:20.119
completely taken it back by it.
Not really there's only one person if those

1821
01:58:20.159 --> 01:58:23.439
taken back by it, and it
was that younger dude. I don't think

1822
01:58:23.479 --> 01:58:28.399
it's I think specifically it's China.
But like the retcon is that you don't

1823
01:58:28.399 --> 01:58:30.720
know, you're not supposed to know, only that there were a lot of

1824
01:58:30.880 --> 01:58:32.199
there were a lot of people who
were willing to do it obviously because there's

1825
01:58:32.199 --> 01:58:35.920
a fucking worm like as of as
of if you're if you never if you

1826
01:58:35.960 --> 01:58:39.880
don't know anything about the universe,
it would be implied that they did it.

1827
01:58:39.880 --> 01:58:41.920
It's implied for sure, Yeah,
because I know, I like I

1828
01:58:41.960 --> 01:58:44.720
know in f three and four,
three and two and stuff like that,

1829
01:58:44.760 --> 01:58:47.039
it's it's hinted that it is China
as well. They're like they're the ones

1830
01:58:47.039 --> 01:58:50.680
that ignition or what people are told
is that it was China at least.

1831
01:58:50.880 --> 01:58:54.239
Yeah, there's a lot of reasons
for why it would happen, but like

1832
01:58:55.119 --> 01:58:59.119
generally, you know, it's supposed
to be up in the air. Yeah,

1833
01:58:59.159 --> 01:59:02.279
I mean, I would say to
the show, it just looks like

1834
01:59:02.399 --> 01:59:06.520
obviously, oh, these guys have
the best bunkers. They're gonna be fine,

1835
01:59:06.840 --> 01:59:10.239
We're gonna make a lot of money. This is awesome. Get the

1836
01:59:10.279 --> 01:59:13.800
bombs dropped, like it's just you
know, but then it can be smart,

1837
01:59:13.840 --> 01:59:15.880
like say moving forward, you'd be
like, that's what you think,

1838
01:59:16.199 --> 01:59:19.880
Yeah, I think it's I think. I don't think you'll ever know.

1839
01:59:19.960 --> 01:59:23.079
I don't. I don't, I
don't. I think it's like the how

1840
01:59:23.159 --> 01:59:26.560
long how long is it after the
bombs drop is I don't really, I

1841
01:59:26.600 --> 01:59:32.159
think it was like five seconds?
Five seconds even done? What's going on?

1842
01:59:33.479 --> 01:59:38.239
But if we did it. The
thing the thing to me, the

1843
01:59:38.239 --> 01:59:42.920
thing to me that indicates, the
thing to me that kind of makes it

1844
01:59:43.159 --> 01:59:48.560
feel like they didn't do it is
the woman who's working for Valtech, that

1845
01:59:48.640 --> 01:59:56.199
is the wife of Cooper Hm.
The fact that her daughter is outside when

1846
01:59:56.239 --> 02:00:00.319
the bombs drop kind of indicate to
me it's like if she didn't know that,

1847
02:00:00.479 --> 02:00:02.560
I don't know. That just strikes
me, like, really, that's

1848
02:00:02.600 --> 02:00:06.319
interesting, that's a good that is
a good point. But it also you

1849
02:00:06.359 --> 02:00:10.920
know, I wouldn't see because this
is what This was the reason why I

1850
02:00:10.960 --> 02:00:13.880
was having a problem watching the show
in the in the first half of the

1851
02:00:13.920 --> 02:00:15.960
season, because there was a bunch
of like shit that I was saying,

1852
02:00:15.960 --> 02:00:21.119
like a bunch of contrived shit that
was kind of like Unclever. The first

1853
02:00:21.119 --> 02:00:24.239
half is a little like you kind
of have to like just kind of take

1854
02:00:24.239 --> 02:00:27.039
it. It was basically like it
was very Unclever and in the same way

1855
02:00:27.079 --> 02:00:30.079
that you bring that up as a
great point, but it also wouldn't put

1856
02:00:30.119 --> 02:00:31.960
I wouldn't put it past them to
just not even consider that. Yeah,

1857
02:00:32.000 --> 02:00:33.960
I mean I I I you know
what I mean, Like, because of

1858
02:00:34.000 --> 02:00:38.119
a lot of the ship that they
did in that show, it would be

1859
02:00:38.199 --> 02:00:43.079
I would be like pleasantly surprised that
that was something that you should focus on

1860
02:00:43.439 --> 02:00:45.840
because there was a lot of shit
like that that I'm like, like a

1861
02:00:45.960 --> 02:00:53.119
lack of nuance and and and inconsistencies
and and shit that just was contrived.

1862
02:00:53.119 --> 02:00:56.600
In my opinion, that like a
lot of there's a lot of good stories

1863
02:00:56.600 --> 02:00:58.800
that are like that though, Like
so like a lot of things like we'll

1864
02:00:58.840 --> 02:01:00.359
just have it this here, and
then they'd be like, oh, wait,

1865
02:01:00.399 --> 02:01:01.359
that's a good act. That's like
that. It's good that we didn't

1866
02:01:01.399 --> 02:01:03.840
flesh that out too much because now
we can that's a good that's a good

1867
02:01:03.880 --> 02:01:06.680
motive, that's a lot of a
lot of great Sorry telling is really just

1868
02:01:06.720 --> 02:01:11.079
people floundering into like great ship.
Oh yeah, one hundred percent. People

1869
02:01:11.079 --> 02:01:13.199
just like people just just bit shut
out and then like, oh it turned

1870
02:01:13.199 --> 02:01:14.880
it took great. But like,
I feel like there's a lot of people

1871
02:01:14.920 --> 02:01:17.600
that maybe they just they think they're
there, egos are inflated, and they

1872
02:01:17.600 --> 02:01:21.000
don't do enough rewrites because like when
you think about like some of the best

1873
02:01:21.000 --> 02:01:25.640
scripts ever written, and you asked
them like how many times this was rewritten?

1874
02:01:25.800 --> 02:01:28.720
And it's fucking dozens of times.
Yeah, dude, that's Georgia R.

1875
02:01:28.760 --> 02:01:30.079
Martin. Literally, that's why he's
not done yet. That's why this

1876
02:01:30.159 --> 02:01:33.960
nigga's gonna die. And then he's
he's not finishing this dude. He The

1877
02:01:34.000 --> 02:01:38.680
thing is that the thing is the
problem with that is that if you've watched

1878
02:01:38.720 --> 02:01:44.000
Game of Thrones, there's a fuck
ton of characters. Sure the book there's

1879
02:01:44.439 --> 02:01:47.439
way way more important, of course, of course, and it's just like

1880
02:01:47.680 --> 02:01:51.479
damn dude, it's like that the
thing is good about Breaking Bad, right,

1881
02:01:53.600 --> 02:01:59.199
Breaking Bad's main cast is five people. Yeah, well then a subcast

1882
02:01:59.199 --> 02:02:02.159
it grows out a little bit expanse
and then his streets. Then they said

1883
02:02:02.680 --> 02:02:08.600
Thrones is just gross and gross look
and gross. Well, Breaking Bad is

1884
02:02:08.600 --> 02:02:12.079
actually a really great example like where
they they had no fucking idea where they

1885
02:02:12.119 --> 02:02:15.079
were gonna go with that show,
Like they literally would intentionally write themselves into

1886
02:02:15.079 --> 02:02:17.960
corners just to see if, like
can we ride ourselves out of this,

1887
02:02:18.319 --> 02:02:20.920
like, which is a good It's
it's kind of a good exercise because it

1888
02:02:21.000 --> 02:02:25.720
ends up in like a really engaged
was gonna kill this guy the original script

1889
02:02:25.720 --> 02:02:28.920
fucking Walter White exploded when you fucking
threw that ship down, and they're like,

1890
02:02:28.920 --> 02:02:30.760
wait, yeah, all right,
we got there was gonna back this

1891
02:02:30.840 --> 02:02:33.279
up a little bit. There was
They were literally they were literally going to

1892
02:02:33.319 --> 02:02:35.920
kill Jesse. I think I think
it's like a commonly like like they were

1893
02:02:35.960 --> 02:02:40.680
getting Yeah, they were gonna kill
Jess in season one in the first time

1894
02:02:40.680 --> 02:02:48.000
you meet him. What Jesse was
gonna he was gonna fall out. He

1895
02:02:48.079 --> 02:02:50.520
was gonna fall out the window when
he was caught fucking that lady and break

1896
02:02:50.560 --> 02:02:54.119
is not gonna die. And that
was gonna be Jesse's entire character. He

1897
02:02:54.159 --> 02:02:57.479
was gonna break it sound like drooling. He was gonna start foam drooling and

1898
02:02:57.520 --> 02:03:00.560
then die. This dude, this
dude, what's his name? His real

1899
02:03:00.640 --> 02:03:04.159
name, Jesse Pigman. Yeah,
yeah, so yeah, real life Jesse

1900
02:03:04.199 --> 02:03:10.199
Aaron Paul. I actually forgot.
He's so mad. I had to remember.

1901
02:03:10.399 --> 02:03:13.760
I had to Jesse Pigman, I
r L. So Jesse Pikman,

1902
02:03:13.840 --> 02:03:15.119
I r L. He like he's
so excited he got the role. He's

1903
02:03:15.119 --> 02:03:17.319
like, fuck, yeah, dude, I'm so excited. You know,

1904
02:03:17.359 --> 02:03:21.119
this is really gonna help my career. And then he just has one whatever.

1905
02:03:21.159 --> 02:03:25.239
So they were gonna they were gonna
act him like at the season finale

1906
02:03:25.359 --> 02:03:29.000
or something, and then like but
as they were going around, it's like

1907
02:03:29.039 --> 02:03:31.760
he's really good, and so they
just kind of kept him around. He's

1908
02:03:31.760 --> 02:03:35.199
not very young anymore. Crazy,
he's young doing the show, and now

1909
02:03:35.239 --> 02:03:39.039
he's like not a very young man
anymore at all. You took that Need

1910
02:03:39.079 --> 02:03:44.199
for Speed movie immediately after was in
it so hard. That sucks because apparently

1911
02:03:44.319 --> 02:03:46.640
that movie was like if you're in
the cars, that ship was like amazing.

1912
02:03:47.039 --> 02:03:50.119
But the problem is most people aren't
in the cars. Couldn't give less

1913
02:03:49.680 --> 02:03:56.000
of the nineteen sixties, He's not
and and and fashion fears came and gone,

1914
02:03:56.319 --> 02:04:00.359
and fashion fears became an action franchise, which was when I started watching.

1915
02:04:00.600 --> 02:04:04.319
Yeah, because I don't give a
fuck about cars. I don't care

1916
02:04:04.319 --> 02:04:10.159
about cars, pies. When the
Rock, When the Rock flexed out of

1917
02:04:10.159 --> 02:04:13.000
a cast and it picked up a
mini gun and shot a helicopter down,

1918
02:04:13.199 --> 02:04:15.640
And then him and Fast seven and
him and Vin Diesel have like a kiss

1919
02:04:15.680 --> 02:04:18.479
off pretty much one. I admitted
they were going to fuck each other.

1920
02:04:18.520 --> 02:04:20.880
Fast seven, Bro, we got
a good We got a good one here

1921
02:04:20.920 --> 02:04:27.239
from the Peppini Brothers moderating the Great
Space Sween loses points. A lot of

1922
02:04:27.239 --> 02:04:30.319
these names are cutting off by the
way. You gotta you gotta shorten them.

1923
02:04:30.479 --> 02:04:33.520
Uh, if you could do a
shitty dub of an anime or cartoon

1924
02:04:33.600 --> 02:04:38.560
similar to the big green dub of
Dragon ball Z? What show would you

1925
02:04:38.840 --> 02:04:43.039
would you do? And who would
you get to voice cast in it?

1926
02:04:43.640 --> 02:04:45.800
Much? Big gay Love for Pride
month, That's right, it is still

1927
02:04:46.399 --> 02:04:50.880
so. I have always wanted to
do something like this. I think I

1928
02:04:50.920 --> 02:04:54.359
want there was wasn't it a couple
of years ago that we were talking about

1929
02:04:54.359 --> 02:05:00.920
doing like an all Southern dub of
Spider Man? Yes, Earth you spider

1930
02:05:00.000 --> 02:05:04.399
Man. We had so we watched
we would watch that movie and like recite

1931
02:05:04.399 --> 02:05:10.680
the script in like just a like
a blatantly like cleatst ass accent and just

1932
02:05:11.640 --> 02:05:15.359
go to town on that script.
I would love. You can't do that

1933
02:05:15.680 --> 02:05:23.119
to me. I started this company. I don't know how much I've sacrificed.

1934
02:05:23.640 --> 02:05:39.880
Almost I'm sacrificed. She feenish shit
from Oh my God, I just

1935
02:05:40.479 --> 02:05:48.439
Backmassenger knock me down. They're not
so different you when I that scene where

1936
02:05:48.439 --> 02:05:51.680
he walks up, he leaves like
he thumps his head. I think that

1937
02:05:51.880 --> 02:05:58.920
scene is the most disrespectful scene from
any movie I've ever when when he hits

1938
02:05:59.279 --> 02:06:01.600
when he gives them because a light
pat on the head and it does a

1939
02:06:01.680 --> 02:06:11.439
Phonsie lean. It is so good. Hey, Richie slapped the out of

1940
02:06:11.520 --> 02:06:14.920
Sider, so I'd make a lift
the car and slapped him like that.

1941
02:06:15.159 --> 02:06:16.920
He could have stat him in his
juggular. He went, you could have

1942
02:06:16.960 --> 02:06:19.119
done a lot of stuff, but
that was the best that was. I

1943
02:06:19.239 --> 02:06:24.399
put his mask, I lick his
face a bunch that would be figures,

1944
02:06:25.560 --> 02:06:30.680
figures figures out. He throws above
me. I lick it whatever I want

1945
02:06:30.680 --> 02:06:34.359
to you right now, your mind. There's a guy. There's a guy

1946
02:06:34.359 --> 02:06:39.159
that we invented who was like,
he would like every time, then every

1947
02:06:39.159 --> 02:06:41.560
now and then, I don't know
people at home do this, but every

1948
02:06:41.560 --> 02:06:45.479
now and then we'll invent We'll just
invent a guy. You invent characters.

1949
02:06:45.720 --> 02:06:49.439
Yeah, you invent a guy.
Remember the Remember the pitch drinking dad,

1950
02:06:49.640 --> 02:06:54.600
infinite piss the what you weren't there
for that? You're there for that.

1951
02:06:54.640 --> 02:06:56.560
We told you to come over that
when you were busy. It was the

1952
02:06:56.560 --> 02:07:01.479
way we watched the movie. We
that movie stupid that the niggis right dude

1953
02:07:01.680 --> 02:07:04.600
magazine kept in the movie. He
was like, just watch the movie and

1954
02:07:04.600 --> 02:07:10.039
it was like trying to like actually
watch it. And then he realized it

1955
02:07:10.079 --> 02:07:12.560
was ship and he gave bub He
was like whatever. It was like,

1956
02:07:12.640 --> 02:07:16.720
yeah, whatever, this is this
guy drinks pits. I can't remember what

1957
02:07:16.720 --> 02:07:19.520
that movie was called, man,
because I probably do something. That's what

1958
02:07:20.119 --> 02:07:23.520
we should. We should Maybe we
should do something. You said, we

1959
02:07:23.520 --> 02:07:27.600
should probably do something that's better than
a movie. That's a great name for

1960
02:07:27.640 --> 02:07:31.359
a movie. Should probably probably maybe
we should do something, and we should

1961
02:07:31.359 --> 02:07:35.039
do something together. Per chance action
should be taken. I was gonna say

1962
02:07:35.039 --> 02:07:40.640
those exact words you were, I
swear on my life, I was gonna

1963
02:07:41.600 --> 02:07:45.079
should be taken. I was gonna
say that, because that's just do something

1964
02:07:45.079 --> 02:07:47.119
in a different way. You know
what. I don't like that. Yeah,

1965
02:07:47.239 --> 02:07:49.960
that implies you guys are linked.
You know. It's like you guys

1966
02:07:50.000 --> 02:07:59.600
are finding Chinese finger traps with your
penis brother cloth. You guys are which

1967
02:07:59.600 --> 02:08:05.119
addicted any guys uncut? Uncut?
What do you mean like circumcised, uncircumcised

1968
02:08:05.920 --> 02:08:13.239
you mean default? Yeah? Defense
No damn. So now you guys can't

1969
02:08:13.279 --> 02:08:18.000
talk. That's they got me immediately, the whole thing off. There's no

1970
02:08:18.039 --> 02:08:20.960
hood at all. Yeah, there's
like a worm. I think I just

1971
02:08:22.039 --> 02:08:28.720
fell I think I think I fell
out onto a blade that was like make

1972
02:08:28.760 --> 02:08:33.920
him cry, like what he cries, especially you know how like they spiral

1973
02:08:33.920 --> 02:08:39.319
cut hot dogs on the grill.
Oh my god, Yeah, that's that's

1974
02:08:39.319 --> 02:08:41.479
what you're working with. That's what
I'm get down here. I'm working with

1975
02:08:41.520 --> 02:08:48.239
that slinky like, oh my god, did you get down You got the

1976
02:08:48.279 --> 02:08:54.000
blossom? You got the blossoms?
I got that boying, sincerely, is

1977
02:08:54.000 --> 02:08:58.399
your urethra intact or did it cut
into their tow? This out in a

1978
02:08:58.439 --> 02:09:07.760
spiral everything. My It's almost like
it's almost like like a Twizzler meets a

1979
02:09:09.159 --> 02:09:13.039
nerds rope, you know where it's
like the eure ether is still intact,

1980
02:09:13.079 --> 02:09:16.800
but there's a there's a spiral around
viral in it. That's that's hard.

1981
02:09:16.960 --> 02:09:20.239
I don't want that nerds rope right
now, that sounds I'm also really hungry.

1982
02:09:20.359 --> 02:09:24.880
I'm I'm quite famished. So we
took We took a little longer,

1983
02:09:24.880 --> 02:09:28.319
and I kind of have to go
somewhere and I don't want to do episode

1984
02:09:28.399 --> 02:09:31.199
later on. Well well, well
I actually still have because I'm an asshole,

1985
02:09:31.199 --> 02:09:35.399
and I forgot to post my fucking
oh you didn't do the Yeah,

1986
02:09:35.479 --> 02:09:39.720
I had it sitting there and I
just totally forgot. I almost deleted it

1987
02:09:39.720 --> 02:09:41.399
too, by accident, because I'm
used to clearing out my desktop of like

1988
02:09:41.399 --> 02:09:45.279
all the sacred recordings after I'm done
with them. I'm playing. So the

1989
02:09:45.319 --> 02:09:48.520
extra emero that will follow for this
week will be like my solo because we're

1990
02:09:48.520 --> 02:09:52.399
a little bit behind us. The
one that I have for next week.

1991
02:09:52.720 --> 02:09:58.600
Oh right, we could do either. Okay, posted, I was gonna

1992
02:09:58.600 --> 02:10:01.279
post it. We should. We
should put that one then, because that's

1993
02:10:01.319 --> 02:10:03.239
the we tease that don't save it, and then I'll just have my solo

1994
02:10:03.319 --> 02:10:07.359
one go live okay for so we
can we cannot do it. I forgots

1995
02:10:07.600 --> 02:10:11.439
the cameraspan on Sweeny. This whole
time means this takes getting It takes them

1996
02:10:11.439 --> 02:10:16.199
getting us. Yeah, it's got
me first. This is your first time,

1997
02:10:16.319 --> 02:10:18.399
so it's like I'm getting the hang
of it. My plan is that

1998
02:10:18.399 --> 02:10:20.439
I think I was gonna do.
I was gonna do a video podcast with

1999
02:10:20.479 --> 02:10:24.079
Lilian from my house, yeah,
because fun, just to have one for

2000
02:10:24.119 --> 02:10:24.800
her, because he has not done
a video thing in a while. You

2001
02:10:24.800 --> 02:10:28.439
should beat her. I'm not gonna
beat man be a camera and any camera.

2002
02:10:28.479 --> 02:10:31.319
That dude breaks in and starts just
wailing on that chick like he's like

2003
02:10:31.359 --> 02:10:33.960
stealing. He's like, yeah,
he's like stealing, he's fucking robbing,

2004
02:10:33.960 --> 02:10:37.760
and for some reason just decides to
punch the ship out of his chick.

2005
02:10:37.399 --> 02:10:41.159
I want to get a ring camera, but only in my room, facing

2006
02:10:41.199 --> 02:10:43.399
my bed at night when I'm watching
porn. I like that. You know,

2007
02:10:43.399 --> 02:10:46.279
it's really crazy. What if there's
an image with someone right behind,

2008
02:10:46.319 --> 02:10:50.880
like someone like up on a sea
while you're watching porn and you see that

2009
02:10:50.920 --> 02:10:54.000
the next morning and you're like,
what the fuck? As long as nothing

2010
02:10:54.039 --> 02:10:56.960
happens to me, I'm right,
I'm not okay for about it. I'll

2011
02:10:56.960 --> 02:10:58.479
just forget about it. So that's
that's a lot for me to handle.

2012
02:10:58.600 --> 02:11:03.640
If I I canna move, I
just I just finished setting up this office.

2013
02:11:03.640 --> 02:11:07.439
I'm not moving anytime. If I
wake up and there's someone in my

2014
02:11:07.560 --> 02:11:11.000
room, you give you pretty much
just like if you're if you're not someone

2015
02:11:11.039 --> 02:11:13.720
I know, like you're not waking
me up, you all your rights to

2016
02:11:13.720 --> 02:11:16.359
me. If you what was you? If you came out on afkin in

2017
02:11:16.399 --> 02:11:18.560
the middle of the night, and
then like as it's as it flies towards

2018
02:11:18.600 --> 02:11:24.920
an aafkin, you're like Yoshi,
there's a Yoshi outside my windows. And

2019
02:11:24.920 --> 02:11:33.359
then there's a tongue like grabs it
and then like and then it like they

2020
02:11:33.399 --> 02:11:37.039
get to what does it get?
What does it get? Like if you

2021
02:11:37.079 --> 02:11:50.479
if you were it just it just
its face becomes your face. You that's

2022
02:11:50.520 --> 02:11:54.359
so of that happening. And it
pops on an egg and then it pelts

2023
02:11:54.359 --> 02:12:00.119
an egg at you, shatters your
whole fucking side of your face because he

2024
02:12:00.159 --> 02:12:05.760
throws those fuckers hard. Bro.
Just realize, So it's I think it's

2025
02:12:05.800 --> 02:12:11.119
actually it's recording both audios from the
cameras from from the switcher. So he's

2026
02:12:11.119 --> 02:12:15.560
gonna from like a video audio attached
to the video feed on the raw file

2027
02:12:15.640 --> 02:12:20.119
is gonna sound fucking stupid awful.
That'll be the free version that you get.

2028
02:12:20.239 --> 02:12:28.560
It's it is constantly in the red
constantly it is. It is peaking

2029
02:12:28.640 --> 02:12:31.479
so often that I actually wonder if
the video will be damaged somehow, Like

2030
02:12:31.520 --> 02:12:39.840
that's what damages the video. The
video cuts. It's just fucking this story.

2031
02:12:39.920 --> 02:12:43.399
Imagine clipping so hard that the audio
the video gets fucked. Dude,

2032
02:12:43.399 --> 02:12:48.000
that can't happen, right, No, I mean they're separate entire but it

2033
02:12:48.079 --> 02:12:52.720
is so red, so surprised that
it's they're both consistently look at We'll say

2034
02:12:52.760 --> 02:12:56.039
we're right by the from the Alpha
series camera, so I would imagine,

2035
02:12:56.039 --> 02:13:00.680
okay, that makes sense. We're
for to spike. This one is far

2036
02:13:00.760 --> 02:13:05.319
away. It's spiking and it's you
talking. That's just crazy to see,

2037
02:13:05.359 --> 02:13:15.960
Like, okay, camera one,
look at how much the spikes. Hey

2038
02:13:15.960 --> 02:13:18.920
man, rains falls. Man,
it's my guy. Stop rains fall is

2039
02:13:18.920 --> 02:13:24.439
my guy. That's probably my great
uncle's name. Stop son. The white

2040
02:13:24.439 --> 02:13:35.079
people with minorities. Great uncle breeds
with Arthur. All right, that's crazy.

2041
02:13:35.239 --> 02:13:39.640
We'll do one more. Arthur.
Stop, Arthur, don't you I

2042
02:13:39.760 --> 02:13:41.239
hate I love how they didn't give
them the accent I wish they did in

2043
02:13:41.279 --> 02:13:43.640
the game. Oh no, he
did. For sure. That sounds like

2044
02:13:43.640 --> 02:13:48.479
a real native person. They don't. I've met native people, some of

2045
02:13:48.479 --> 02:13:50.560
them. Okay, some of them
may sound like that. Some of them

2046
02:13:50.600 --> 02:13:54.439
may sound like that. No,
they do. That's it's like the ones

2047
02:13:54.479 --> 02:13:56.680
I've met don't sound like they're not
all from the same region. That's true.

2048
02:13:56.720 --> 02:14:00.279
That's also true as well. It's
like it's like fucking like, why

2049
02:14:00.399 --> 02:14:03.399
we make uh, you know,
Asian accents Indians. I'm like, because

2050
02:14:03.399 --> 02:14:09.159
they're in their native language, they
speak a certain way when they speak English.

2051
02:14:09.840 --> 02:14:13.520
I mean, like all the stereotypes
come from somewhere. Not that true.

2052
02:14:13.479 --> 02:14:20.800
What do you mean? Give me
an example, not like like I

2053
02:14:20.960 --> 02:14:26.119
like more than like this, not
like it way more than having. That's

2054
02:14:26.159 --> 02:14:30.560
true. That's that's true for me. For I don't know, I don't

2055
02:14:30.600 --> 02:14:33.239
know. That's Chris. Stop,
you're lying yourself. Chris. I've seen

2056
02:14:33.279 --> 02:14:35.920
you do a little happy dancing to
get gusts. Shut the funk up.

2057
02:14:35.960 --> 02:14:39.319
You haven't seen my sex happy dance
though it's not enthusiastic. I bet you're

2058
02:14:39.319 --> 02:14:43.640
like that fucking you ever seen that? You see that bitch with the with

2059
02:14:43.680 --> 02:14:46.960
the with the waffles, and she's
doing that like that thing exactly, that's

2060
02:14:48.880 --> 02:14:54.039
about to have sex, and it's
just like, what's happening, don't move

2061
02:14:54.039 --> 02:15:00.720
on to hurt you? We were
gonna, I'm not. I'm not gonna.

2062
02:15:00.800 --> 02:15:07.439
I'm like, that's terrified. One's
actually going to eat your pussy.

2063
02:15:07.680 --> 02:15:11.319
Sorry, I'm here to eat your
pussy for real. I'm here to no

2064
02:15:11.800 --> 02:15:16.039
parents eat animals alive. It's like
the same thing. You're just fucking Whitely

2065
02:15:16.159 --> 02:15:20.680
snacking and she's screaming and slailing,
and you're just like, that was fast.

2066
02:15:22.880 --> 02:15:26.920
Imagine that's how fast it would be
if you're being cut into. You're

2067
02:15:26.960 --> 02:15:31.279
being casually cut into, like fucking
doctor Mangula and ship doing experiments and he's

2068
02:15:31.279 --> 02:15:37.279
just casually. That motherfucker was the
devil bro if I had in German,

2069
02:15:37.479 --> 02:15:41.840
he was. He was just singing
the Erica song. I don't know,

2070
02:15:41.039 --> 02:15:50.680
so Nazi. I'm not you secret, You're not a secret Nazi. That's

2071
02:15:50.680 --> 02:15:58.239
that's so me being a Nazi so
wild because I am so black that at

2072
02:15:58.319 --> 02:16:03.720
such a black that would be like
you, So if you had, if

2073
02:16:03.720 --> 02:16:07.319
you could, if you had,
if you had to give up one chicken

2074
02:16:07.359 --> 02:16:16.439
or chicken or Nazis Nazis obviously chicken, chicken, chicken or sex? Uh,

2075
02:16:18.439 --> 02:16:20.119
you get rid of it? Can
I sell masterbait? No, that's

2076
02:16:20.119 --> 02:16:26.079
sex? Excuse me? It would
count all right, you're you're, you're,

2077
02:16:26.119 --> 02:16:30.239
you're kind of you're kind of you're
kind of the I am moving the

2078
02:16:30.239 --> 02:16:35.239
goal post. If I can't masturbait, then i'd give up. So no

2079
02:16:35.440 --> 02:16:39.479
sexual stimulation, is what you're saying, urgre Still, yes, you're human.

2080
02:16:43.760 --> 02:16:46.600
You're already thinking about it. You're
already getting upset just thinking about it.

2081
02:16:46.639 --> 02:16:50.600
It's crazy, bug up the urge
to give for free? Oh yeah,

2082
02:16:50.639 --> 02:16:54.680
me too. Yeah, yeah,
you know somebody you know what's crazy?

2083
02:16:54.719 --> 02:16:56.920
Though, even at that level,
it's still kind of a contest,

2084
02:16:58.639 --> 02:17:01.959
you know what I mean? Like
it is kind of a question I haven't

2085
02:17:01.079 --> 02:17:03.479
I haven't said an answer yet.
That's crazy, Like I would still be

2086
02:17:03.520 --> 02:17:07.920
I would I would be thinking if
a genie asked me that question, I

2087
02:17:07.959 --> 02:17:11.159
would stall for a really long time. Really not me, I think I

2088
02:17:11.239 --> 02:17:16.840
would. Oh no, are we
talking giving up pussy? Or chicken or

2089
02:17:16.959 --> 02:17:20.360
chicken. But I would so,
I guess at some point and you were

2090
02:17:20.399 --> 02:17:24.879
talking about the other the goalpost moving
like that, that would be like,

2091
02:17:24.920 --> 02:17:28.520
I'll give it chicken easily. I'm
not gonna I'm not gonna go feral.

2092
02:17:28.639 --> 02:17:31.399
Like at a certain point when you
stop like coming, you just go feral.

2093
02:17:31.479 --> 02:17:35.200
You go like, but here's the
thing, here's what you might be.

2094
02:17:35.479 --> 02:17:37.559
You might transcend. That's what they
say. Here's the thing about it.

2095
02:17:37.600 --> 02:17:46.159
But those are all the mass shooters
think about. You're in your you're

2096
02:17:46.200 --> 02:17:50.479
in your sixties, and you don't
care about that anymore. And now you

2097
02:17:50.479 --> 02:17:54.079
can't have chicken either. Now you
got nothing. I'd be upset, But

2098
02:17:54.120 --> 02:17:58.639
like you guys like chicken. I
love chicken, chicken, I love like

2099
02:17:58.840 --> 02:18:03.200
I already already mentioned that my favorite
dishes of beani cheese brido like me my

2100
02:18:03.280 --> 02:18:07.600
favorite like final meal kind of a
thing. Last meal, I would do

2101
02:18:07.680 --> 02:18:11.000
a bean cheese breed with fries.
If it's pizza and sex is going away,

2102
02:18:11.000 --> 02:18:13.680
I think for me, I like
chicking away with my like I love

2103
02:18:13.719 --> 02:18:16.200
pizza. I love pizza. I
like chicken way more. I love I

2104
02:18:16.200 --> 02:18:20.440
love chicken for it's for what it's
done for me, Yeah, absolutely,

2105
02:18:20.639 --> 02:18:24.360
But like vegetables is my favorite meal
actually, not kidding, literally, it's

2106
02:18:24.440 --> 02:18:26.600
like, why the fuck are you? Like, like, if you just

2107
02:18:26.639 --> 02:18:31.120
season some chicken with some some adobo, some salt, some pepper, a

2108
02:18:31.120 --> 02:18:37.239
little bit of garlic, it's good. It's delicious. But the thing for

2109
02:18:37.280 --> 02:18:41.159
me is that like pizza is like
the closest food has felt to sex to

2110
02:18:41.239 --> 02:18:45.760
me. Really, yeah, like
there's something there's something about pizza that is

2111
02:18:45.799 --> 02:18:50.719
just like so hedonistic, and it's
like it's bread, it's cheese, it's

2112
02:18:50.760 --> 02:18:56.399
meat, it's sauce, it's a
vegetable, but not healthy like everything like

2113
02:18:56.719 --> 02:19:01.879
for me, it is so it
is so self indulgent. I love pizza

2114
02:19:01.879 --> 02:19:05.360
a lot because pizza is so great, but I feel like, I don't

2115
02:19:05.399 --> 02:19:09.719
know, I feel this might be
because I'm like, I'm I'm like a

2116
02:19:09.719 --> 02:19:13.760
different culture from just being an American
black person. You learn how to fucking

2117
02:19:13.799 --> 02:19:20.280
speak chill bro fuck, But it
was so deep. I want the next

2118
02:19:20.280 --> 02:19:22.959
episode to be just us hostile,
like really hostile towards each other. Yeah.

2119
02:19:24.079 --> 02:19:26.920
Yeah, I don't like that.
It's not my energy anymore. Nice

2120
02:19:26.920 --> 02:19:30.520
now, really you think I'm hostile? Yeah, we can get you there.

2121
02:19:30.799 --> 02:19:31.879
You guys might be getting there take
a little while, but I'll be

2122
02:19:31.920 --> 02:19:35.639
like you got mad at me for
telling you that I couldn't remember what horses

2123
02:19:35.680 --> 02:19:46.719
were, because that's not real.
You mean the idea. Somebody be like

2124
02:19:46.760 --> 02:19:52.079
explaining what a horse is, Chris, like, I don't know, it's

2125
02:19:52.280 --> 02:19:54.959
great whatever, whatever the it's what
is a horse? Horse? They have

2126
02:19:56.000 --> 02:20:01.040
wings? They have wings? Give
me answer the question. I don't want

2127
02:20:01.079 --> 02:20:05.159
what the question was I would choose. I would choose definitely chicken. That

2128
02:20:05.239 --> 02:20:07.079
was my question. That was his
question. What was the actual question I

2129
02:20:07.079 --> 02:20:09.840
would choose. I'd probably choose because
don't want to go feral and kill people.

2130
02:20:09.959 --> 02:20:11.879
I won't kill people. I'll be
fine. Dude, there's no way.

2131
02:20:11.920 --> 02:20:16.079
There's no way, Like, let
me put you that bad until you

2132
02:20:16.120 --> 02:20:18.159
don't have it. You can't say
that true because young teenage me was a

2133
02:20:18.879 --> 02:20:24.200
he was transforming. Dude, I
haven't. I haven't had the way people.

2134
02:20:24.399 --> 02:20:26.879
It's been over a month, brother, it's been over a month,

2135
02:20:26.959 --> 02:20:30.799
and like I feel a little agitated, even though like I can, I

2136
02:20:30.840 --> 02:20:35.079
can shoot ropes whenever I want,
but like it's different. It's sling whatever

2137
02:20:35.120 --> 02:20:37.959
I can. Animals is all over
my apartment and it's like that, so

2138
02:20:39.120 --> 02:20:41.239
don't animal, don't sit anywhere in
my apartment. I'm just saying no.

2139
02:20:41.280 --> 02:20:46.959
But like that's corage. I sat
on a comb at someone's house, I

2140
02:20:46.959 --> 02:20:48.799
would be like, I wouldn't be
making a lot. I'm like, yo,

2141
02:20:48.879 --> 02:20:52.879
yo yo, yo, dude,
dang, you are right. What

2142
02:20:52.879 --> 02:20:58.239
if they were really cool? Though? They were really I would what if

2143
02:20:58.239 --> 02:21:01.120
it was like you're like, you're
an idol of yours like and like and

2144
02:21:01.120 --> 02:21:05.399
and they were actually genuinely as cool
as like even cooler than you anticipated them

2145
02:21:05.399 --> 02:21:09.200
being. You were hanging out with
them on them like, yo, dude,

2146
02:21:09.319 --> 02:21:11.239
are you all right? And then
but then like you came over their

2147
02:21:11.239 --> 02:21:15.639
house there it's been the coolest day
ever. They you sit in a chair

2148
02:21:15.639 --> 02:21:18.520
at their place, covered and cakeding. Come. You didn't notice because you

2149
02:21:18.520 --> 02:21:22.959
were having such a good time you
sat down. It's blum, it's blumm.

2150
02:21:22.319 --> 02:21:26.079
Blood You're so stupid, So it's
come. And then you said,

2151
02:21:26.520 --> 02:21:31.680
oh, and then he goes my
bad man. So you know what I

2152
02:21:31.719 --> 02:21:35.600
would do? Actually, if I
lived anywhere near there, I would go

2153
02:21:35.680 --> 02:21:39.360
home. Actually, my my my
my boxing ship is in my car.

2154
02:21:39.520 --> 02:21:43.760
It's in my trunk, So I
would wrap my hand just one, put

2155
02:21:43.760 --> 02:21:46.959
on my four ounce glove, come
back and hit them as hard as I

2156
02:21:46.079 --> 02:21:50.559
humanly could. Like, no joke, no joke that it would. I

2157
02:21:50.559 --> 02:21:54.280
would. My rage would be surpassed
to the point where I could focus and

2158
02:21:54.319 --> 02:21:58.319
do that. I wouldn't just immediately
attack them, but I would. I

2159
02:21:58.360 --> 02:22:01.000
would. I would as long as
they're not festerers, because you know,

2160
02:22:01.040 --> 02:22:03.600
like if the comes of wigglers and
I can feel it, that that's what

2161
02:22:03.639 --> 02:22:09.600
I would. God would transform.
I would did evolve into like murder kingsin

2162
02:22:09.479 --> 02:22:15.680
that ship just if I can cease. Do you think women would? Because

2163
02:22:15.719 --> 02:22:18.760
I even I I I sometimes I
think this. I'm like, you bitches

2164
02:22:18.799 --> 02:22:24.520
are gross, y'all. I'm fucking
just y'all just like slapping that ship up,

2165
02:22:24.959 --> 02:22:28.200
and I'm just like, even though
I appreciate it, but I'm also

2166
02:22:28.280 --> 02:22:31.079
like, you're cool for that,
but I appreciate it, but I'm also

2167
02:22:31.120 --> 02:22:35.079
in the back of head, I'm
like slapping lapping that ship up like drinking

2168
02:22:35.159 --> 02:22:39.479
blows. They just they just like, you know, like a girl tried

2169
02:22:39.479 --> 02:22:41.440
to get one time after she did
that, and I literally almost I actually

2170
02:22:41.479 --> 02:22:45.319
almost a girl for real. But
that's no, that's an immediate head,

2171
02:22:45.319 --> 02:22:48.040
but you just do it. I
almost like slapped her and I was like,

2172
02:22:48.280 --> 02:22:50.840
yo, no, they're very white. I would have gotten a lot

2173
02:22:50.879 --> 02:22:54.440
of trouble. No immediately, like
just fucking gun barrels when it came through

2174
02:22:54.479 --> 02:23:03.440
the windows, just started uploading on
it. It would have been shoving into

2175
02:23:03.440 --> 02:23:09.319
your face like oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, man, sign Yeah

2176
02:23:11.879 --> 02:23:15.280
you're gone. There's there's not even
a trace of you left. I would

2177
02:23:15.280 --> 02:23:16.399
have been I would have been a
memory. People would have started forgetting me,

2178
02:23:18.000 --> 02:23:28.239
like kinksty step. I can't remember
him every move I may whose nigga

2179
02:23:28.280 --> 02:23:39.040
I bought all these shoes for Kingston
is real gay because he punched some damn

2180
02:23:39.040 --> 02:23:43.719
it. I couldn't think of like
a derogatory term for a woman that would

2181
02:23:43.840 --> 02:23:52.360
rhyme with gay. Yeah, damn
only dame. Dame's closed it is.

2182
02:23:52.440 --> 02:23:54.159
I'm trying to hurt a woman.
I'm not gonna call him a dame.

2183
02:23:54.879 --> 02:23:58.799
They respect, I'm not doing that. No, no, no, no

2184
02:23:58.840 --> 02:24:03.319
respect, say anything like we gotta
we gotta be better at introing the show,

2185
02:24:03.360 --> 02:24:07.799
because we I keep forgetting. Definitely, I feel like we didn't do

2186
02:24:07.840 --> 02:24:11.559
nothing. I feel like we didn't
in the show at all. Snark tank

2187
02:24:11.600 --> 02:24:15.639
dot shop, buy our merch or
else, I'll come to your house Patreon

2188
02:24:15.719 --> 02:24:20.760
and I'll devour your dog. Yeah, Patreon dot com. Yeah, just

2189
02:24:20.760 --> 02:24:28.399
in general, slash the snark tank. No, not even one dollar Patreon

2190
02:24:28.440 --> 02:24:37.520
dot com. Slash a snark a
Patreon. H Wait, what a big

2191
02:24:37.559 --> 02:24:41.760
brain fucking question, Patre. I
would be really mad about that, Like,

2192
02:24:41.799 --> 02:24:46.040
you're already skimping money from from the
from the patrons, but they're skimming

2193
02:24:46.079 --> 02:24:50.879
themselves as well. What does that
mean? Does that mean we get paid

2194
02:24:50.879 --> 02:24:56.479
that many started bleeding and ship.
That would be so stupid. That would

2195
02:24:56.479 --> 02:25:00.000
be the stupidest thing. Who's the
highest was the Patreon? How you say?

2196
02:25:00.200 --> 02:25:01.879
I don't know, I have no
idea. I think it's probably a

2197
02:25:01.879 --> 02:25:05.920
comedy podcast, probably Critical Role or
something. Oh I wonder they don't have

2198
02:25:05.920 --> 02:25:07.760
a patren anymore? Oh well they
when they did, I think it was

2199
02:25:07.760 --> 02:25:11.799
because their own services they're fucking so
big and now they don't need that shit

2200
02:25:11.840 --> 02:25:13.360
anymore. That's true, because at
a certain point it is kind of like

2201
02:25:13.479 --> 02:25:16.840
rude. It might be shots.
I think Shelves is making a crazy month.

2202
02:25:16.959 --> 02:25:20.159
A lot of those comedy podcasts have
like they make well over one hundred

2203
02:25:20.200 --> 02:25:22.520
K a month. Yeah, step
it up. Well, see, I'm

2204
02:25:22.520 --> 02:25:24.360
like, that's that's my whole thing. I was like, Okay, we're

2205
02:25:24.159 --> 02:25:28.239
a comedy podcast and it's funnier than
them. I actually, you know,

2206
02:25:28.319 --> 02:25:33.559
it's it's it's it's really. I
hate saying shit like that because I don't

2207
02:25:33.600 --> 02:25:35.879
like talking positive. I hate I
hate whenever it's time to talk positive about

2208
02:25:35.920 --> 02:25:41.799
myself. But like I firmly believe
from all those podcasts that I've consumed them,

2209
02:25:41.840 --> 02:25:45.879
like these guys are like funny for
like ten minutes of a two hour

2210
02:25:45.959 --> 02:25:48.959
pod. I feel like, see, here's what I feel like is that

2211
02:25:48.000 --> 02:25:52.840
we should find these comedians and we
should eat them. I would absorb their

2212
02:25:52.920 --> 02:25:56.440
funny No no, no, I
just mean just eating the idea of us

2213
02:25:56.440 --> 02:25:58.920
as being on flagrant. Imagine that
like one day is us and there's munch

2214
02:25:58.920 --> 02:26:03.079
of blood spat on and like limbs
on the floor. Hey, what's going

2215
02:26:03.120 --> 02:26:07.600
on, guys? That's the snark
tank here crazy, that's insane, Like

2216
02:26:07.639 --> 02:26:09.799
where we go around to different podcasts, eat them and then record from their

2217
02:26:09.799 --> 02:26:16.920
set. I would be let's start
with the bad friends with the Bobby Lee

2218
02:26:18.000 --> 02:26:22.600
and he loves that. I'm major
I just I like Bobby Lee, but

2219
02:26:22.680 --> 02:26:26.159
I that Cheeto guy whatever he has
this no no, no, his name

2220
02:26:26.200 --> 02:26:31.920
is cheat Andrew Centino, but they
call him Cheetoh yeah. I look,

2221
02:26:31.000 --> 02:26:35.760
look man, I don't like that. I'm not a fan of that persona

2222
02:26:35.760 --> 02:26:37.440
where I'm like, oh, I'm
a dick. But you know they're like

2223
02:26:37.479 --> 02:26:43.200
cool as fuck. I I can't. I can't stand that. I think

2224
02:26:43.200 --> 02:26:48.760
it works. Burs fucking from Boston, yea. He the amount of fucking

2225
02:26:48.799 --> 02:26:54.520
podcasts you know, everybody was in
the community. People don't did not understand

2226
02:26:54.559 --> 02:26:58.799
Bill Burr. So like when he
went on H three's podcast the first time

2227
02:26:58.360 --> 02:27:03.520
and like roasted the ship out of
Ethan, they didn't understand. They're like,

2228
02:27:03.559 --> 02:27:05.559
oh, this is so. There
was like a thousand commentary videos made

2229
02:27:05.639 --> 02:27:09.920
him like this podcast was a disaster. I'm like, have you are you

2230
02:27:09.959 --> 02:27:13.079
a fan of Bill Burt? Do
you know how many podcasts there are literally

2231
02:27:13.559 --> 02:27:16.239
of him destroying people because he's slightly
agitated? Do you even know what a

2232
02:27:16.239 --> 02:27:22.639
comedian is? You know, they
had question they had a podcast Bill Burr.

2233
02:27:22.920 --> 02:27:26.040
It was called Bill Burt, him
and Bert Kreischer. Bert Kreischer brought

2234
02:27:26.040 --> 02:27:30.239
on somebody on like it was like
they were supposed to record on Like God,

2235
02:27:30.360 --> 02:27:35.120
why would he because because lucrative.
I'm sure it was this lucrative.

2236
02:27:35.360 --> 02:27:39.120
So the thing is the long story
short, Bill Burr was a show.

2237
02:27:39.319 --> 02:27:46.559
I'm Alex. I mean we did, but we didn't know he was bashing

2238
02:27:46.600 --> 02:27:54.760
his girlfriend in the head with brick
he's doing. Actually he didn't do that.

2239
02:27:54.840 --> 02:27:58.920
He threatened a lot, dude,
behind the scenes. I'm sure he

2240
02:27:58.959 --> 02:28:03.120
did, like a lot of flash
kicks or chanting ship. He probably flash

2241
02:28:03.360 --> 02:28:07.760
in your fucking wife. You go
down to get your charge emotion, you

2242
02:28:07.000 --> 02:28:16.120
actually do the charge. That's like, what's crazy? Man? To bring

2243
02:28:16.159 --> 02:28:20.559
it back to that, I just
really can't get over how you would just

2244
02:28:20.559 --> 02:28:24.959
sit there on a discord call and
just scream like that. This is what

2245
02:28:24.079 --> 02:28:26.200
I don't look at me. It
scares me. Is that I feel like

2246
02:28:26.239 --> 02:28:31.520
one day if my discord with Smokey
gets revealed, or like if our texts,

2247
02:28:31.760 --> 02:28:33.959
what did you do? Revealed?
Because we just we just say each

2248
02:28:33.959 --> 02:28:37.520
other the most insane fucking ship,
right because we both just a lot of

2249
02:28:37.600 --> 02:28:43.079
people die. So it's just like, but it's not like she's record that.

2250
02:28:43.840 --> 02:28:46.920
I don't think it's hope not that's
my best friend crazy to do that,

2251
02:28:46.959 --> 02:28:50.920
because it's like, what's the intent, Like, what is the intent?

2252
02:28:50.639 --> 02:28:54.959
You know, what, what is
the intent? What is the intent

2253
02:28:56.000 --> 02:28:58.799
if like they were gonna like the
slow game, you play the slow game,

2254
02:28:58.040 --> 02:29:01.239
like somebody could like. And that's
the thing, even about that chick

2255
02:29:01.280 --> 02:29:07.600
where she this is Alex has been
wilding out enough to where she casually been

2256
02:29:07.760 --> 02:29:11.840
recording that ship a ton, And
at a certain point you're kind of like,

2257
02:29:11.840 --> 02:29:15.200
all right, look man, I
feel bad for her. But then

2258
02:29:15.440 --> 02:29:18.520
look at in in the you know
how like say, victims get trapped in

2259
02:29:18.520 --> 02:29:22.360
a relationship and stuff. But at
a certain point, when this is happening

2260
02:29:22.559 --> 02:29:26.879
so often that you're just casually recording
how many who knows how much footage there

2261
02:29:26.959 --> 02:29:30.200
is this time, you are so
self aware of how toxic. This is

2262
02:29:30.360 --> 02:29:33.799
toxic, this is it's time to
fucking leave. So it got to that

2263
02:29:33.840 --> 02:29:35.879
point, It got to that point
where it's like, it's not in the

2264
02:29:35.879 --> 02:29:41.280
emction. That's just true. That's
just that's why that's why we were talking.

2265
02:29:41.760 --> 02:29:45.200
We were talking earlier. People are
getting angry and like fucking shooting each

2266
02:29:45.200 --> 02:29:46.719
other, right, but that's not
what this is. This is metaship.

2267
02:29:48.040 --> 02:29:54.479
You have it's vindictive. She has
she wants to exactly, but she's still

2268
02:29:54.559 --> 02:29:58.840
there. That's nigga. You have
content, she has she has content.

2269
02:30:00.120 --> 02:30:03.440
But this is like, this is
kind of this is like the this is

2270
02:30:03.479 --> 02:30:05.280
the process of because you can hate
and it's like the same time, you're

2271
02:30:05.319 --> 02:30:09.000
getting to the point, you're getting
to the point where it's like you're maybe

2272
02:30:09.000 --> 02:30:11.280
in the middle where you're like kind
of like I know, I got to

2273
02:30:11.319 --> 02:30:15.200
get the fuck out of here,
but like I gotta fun out. I'm

2274
02:30:15.200 --> 02:30:16.600
gonna have hours of contents. It's
not to involve her of any responsibility.

2275
02:30:16.600 --> 02:30:18.639
It's just to say, like,
it's just looking, I know why this.

2276
02:30:18.639 --> 02:30:20.680
People gonna people are gonna tell me, like the people are gonna say,

2277
02:30:20.680 --> 02:30:24.120
like you're fucking victim blamership, like
not at a certain point, At

2278
02:30:24.159 --> 02:30:28.040
a certain point, I've always even
when it comes to like say, like

2279
02:30:28.280 --> 02:30:31.959
because I've been in some of the
worst situations you can be, like in

2280
02:30:31.040 --> 02:30:35.280
and not having a job and all
this stuff. Oh you've been to Vietnam,

2281
02:30:35.120 --> 02:30:41.600
my grandpa, guess what, there's
less little v I would never I

2282
02:30:41.639 --> 02:30:46.639
would never disrespect your father. Can
you disrespect your father's experiences? Can you

2283
02:30:46.680 --> 02:30:54.760
imagine what if if war PTSD could
be like inherited, inherited like a baby

2284
02:30:54.840 --> 02:31:01.479
has, like like the Huns generations
later. Wasn't that what happened to you?

2285
02:31:01.639 --> 02:31:05.319
I thought, like I thought you
like, wake up screaming about viet

2286
02:31:05.319 --> 02:31:09.479
Cong. No, no, that's
no, no trauma. I think just

2287
02:31:09.559 --> 02:31:13.280
regular Trauma's not here. It is
so that So that was the modern day

2288
02:31:13.319 --> 02:31:15.959
you. You took it, you
took a trip to Vietnam, and modern

2289
02:31:16.000 --> 02:31:20.559
day miss her I don't. I
don't scream at night because I'm traumatized by

2290
02:31:20.399 --> 02:31:28.159
Vietnam. I said, Justin Long, was he is he trying to like

2291
02:31:28.319 --> 02:31:30.879
jack you off? No, I
just like I had. I had a

2292
02:31:30.959 --> 02:31:33.920
dream once where I was being like
chased. But he's not Asian at all.

2293
02:31:33.600 --> 02:31:37.360
No, I didn't think he was
really, No, I thought he

2294
02:31:37.440 --> 02:31:39.680
was for sure. I thought he
had a little bit. Really, I

2295
02:31:39.680 --> 02:31:43.639
think Justin His name is Justin Long, and he looks not quite white.

2296
02:31:43.120 --> 02:31:50.719
Long is not A Long is not
not it's not not not well. I

2297
02:31:50.760 --> 02:31:52.760
mean I do know some yeah,
but at the same time, I think,

2298
02:31:52.799 --> 02:31:58.840
actually I actually knew somebody in school
who is very clearly agent and then

2299
02:31:58.879 --> 02:32:01.799
A Long. You know you're right
about it. It is very tiny to

2300
02:32:01.840 --> 02:32:05.360
me. It's I guess it's in
the same as like a Lee, Like

2301
02:32:05.399 --> 02:32:09.280
there's clearly Asian Lee's, and then
there's I know Lee's that I know,

2302
02:32:09.440 --> 02:32:16.079
I know an Arabic Lee. He's
from Jordan's. My grandma's father's last name

2303
02:32:16.120 --> 02:32:20.760
is Lee. And he's fucking tin
with ships. He's fucking like he's a

2304
02:32:20.639 --> 02:32:24.239
he looks he looks like, he
looks like he would have been friends of

2305
02:32:24.239 --> 02:32:28.159
books. He's fucking let's read the
name. He's a care Bears one that

2306
02:32:28.239 --> 02:32:33.319
rides with Oh yeah, we had
to get here because we're two and a

2307
02:32:33.360 --> 02:32:35.479
half. Yeah, let's get the
fuck out here. We're gonna read the

2308
02:32:35.559 --> 02:32:39.680
names. Uh dude, can you
read all the names at once? What?

2309
02:32:41.159 --> 02:32:43.680
They can say it later? So
you want to read him? Oh

2310
02:32:43.799 --> 02:32:46.719
fuck, yeah, that's right because
I have to if we Oh yeah,

2311
02:32:46.719 --> 02:32:50.719
that's it'll be hard to runs with
coons. We can swap chairs face again.

2312
02:32:50.959 --> 02:32:56.520
Yeah, well, yeah, we're
we're good for the countdown. Oh

2313
02:32:56.600 --> 02:32:58.760
yeah, yeah, well we don't
well yeah, we still tradition and we

2314
02:32:58.799 --> 02:33:05.200
don't three, two one, I
don't know how to say those. Last

2315
02:33:05.280 --> 02:33:15.600
name. Fun fact, Elijah Timida
is a form of sea slug that photosynthesize.

2316
02:33:16.639 --> 02:33:18.319
This is that? Did I read
that correctly? You did? You

2317
02:33:18.399 --> 02:33:24.120
read? In fact, is a
form of sea slug that photosynthesize. That's

2318
02:33:24.120 --> 02:33:28.719
pretty cool. Okay, all right, well I like the name Elijah,

2319
02:33:28.719 --> 02:33:31.879
but that's also because it was a
band that I really like. Nancy Pelosi's

2320
02:33:31.879 --> 02:33:35.600
tits are blotting out the sun.
They are pretty fucking huge. But she

2321
02:33:35.639 --> 02:33:41.600
should die. He walton on my
goggin until I google. I like that.

2322
02:33:43.360 --> 02:33:50.280
Not even hitting, like not even
hitting, like what is having in

2323
02:33:50.559 --> 02:33:54.440
timid? Intimately? Okay, sorry, not even hitting like intimately, I'd

2324
02:33:54.440 --> 02:34:03.959
be striking her like she a stranger
bro like like god, God, yeah,

2325
02:34:03.799 --> 02:34:07.799
yeah, dude, Vona the dead. Hey, don't look at me

2326
02:34:07.840 --> 02:34:13.120
like that. It's crazy. Sparrow
two, Sparrow two, ripped tights,

2327
02:34:13.200 --> 02:34:20.000
Revenge, round eye, Asian the
damn the they're saying, ship that's sucking

2328
02:34:20.040 --> 02:34:28.239
me up? It like com men
drum joke that was stolen from a real

2329
02:34:28.280 --> 02:34:33.520
actual a speech result for is there
a gay slender character? Okay? Gerard

2330
02:34:35.040 --> 02:34:39.680
phallic Boldwing, a star of thirty. A lot of these are new?

2331
02:34:39.719 --> 02:34:45.159
Are we are we? Is this
right? Okay? Let me let me

2332
02:34:45.159 --> 02:34:48.280
make sure, although the yeah you
got all the filters one, okay,

2333
02:34:48.879 --> 02:34:52.959
all right, just some of these
I'm like fucking very different. Yeah,

2334
02:34:54.360 --> 02:35:00.280
I swear did I miss some round
eyed Asian? I don't remember saying that?

2335
02:35:00.559 --> 02:35:05.319
Awful Okay, it's it author all
right, So phallic Baldwin, star

2336
02:35:05.440 --> 02:35:09.719
of thirty Cocks, stupid. No
it happened. No, No, it

2337
02:35:09.879 --> 02:35:16.799
happened Dutch. The snark Tank discord
went gay. It went gay Dutch or

2338
02:35:16.879 --> 02:35:20.040
is that like Mike, I don't
know which, but yeah, the discord

2339
02:35:20.040 --> 02:35:22.959
got a little weird. Yeah.
Uh, carrying Chris around town is my

2340
02:35:24.000 --> 02:35:30.680
pocket bussy, big elephant, convincing
you tusks are real harries, destroy Israel

2341
02:35:30.760 --> 02:35:37.239
and my life is yours. One
sock, one shoe, one sock,

2342
02:35:37.440 --> 02:35:43.760
one shoe. Death pooped in a
sack. Call it poop sack. Fuck

2343
02:35:43.040 --> 02:35:48.840
my chungus life. Jack the world's
fastest mayory sorry Brow said he's learning how

2344
02:35:48.879 --> 02:35:54.040
to make solid body electric guitars.
It's something unpredictable, but it's something unpredictable,

2345
02:35:54.159 --> 02:35:58.719
but in the end it's gay.
I hope you have the fimboy of

2346
02:35:58.799 --> 02:36:03.879
your life. Yeah, big meaty
Steaks. Andy, the man whose handies

2347
02:36:03.920 --> 02:36:09.040
are now a tier, but not
as dandy. Are you gay? Are

2348
02:36:09.079 --> 02:36:11.799
you gay? Son? Are you
gay? For me? I love I

2349
02:36:11.879 --> 02:36:16.200
got? I love that shit so
much. I keep thinking about it.

2350
02:36:16.200 --> 02:36:18.360
Even Lily likes it now she says
it. I'm out here, I'm not

2351
02:36:18.399 --> 02:36:24.719
hanging out with a couple of queers, not me, It's just him.

2352
02:36:26.000 --> 02:36:31.920
I love it so much. Nice
try Uh, how do I say that?

2353
02:36:31.959 --> 02:36:37.120
Tyree's man? I feel like I'm
turning to sweety or something. Damn

2354
02:36:37.360 --> 02:36:41.760
like some of these names. I'm
just not understanding. Tears, nice heart,

2355
02:36:41.959 --> 02:36:46.360
nice heart, tears. Charles let
Clerk, you dumb ass. I

2356
02:36:46.360 --> 02:36:48.879
don't even know what that is.
I'm sorry. Heath Smoker Gids. The

2357
02:36:48.879 --> 02:37:00.879
weight of my ship pants pantsing me
is crazy? Is that weight of my

2358
02:37:01.120 --> 02:37:05.159
ship? That's a lot of ship, bro And you got a tight ass

2359
02:37:05.200 --> 02:37:13.079
belts on duds still falling. That's
that's okay, that's crazy. Living on

2360
02:37:13.159 --> 02:37:18.959
borrowed Come my ass drips faster?
Is the one always sunny episode with P

2361
02:37:20.200 --> 02:37:24.000
Diddy in it? Is he?
I don't I don't remember. He's in

2362
02:37:24.000 --> 02:37:26.760
one of the ones where they like
they go to like a fucking random art

2363
02:37:26.799 --> 02:37:30.520
show like someone's apartment in p Diddy's
and he's like beating the funk out of

2364
02:37:30.559 --> 02:37:33.959
some chick. He's beating a fun
out of Cassie and holding over at the

2365
02:37:35.000 --> 02:37:41.239
same time holding the punch of this
strong He's moving walle around like you means

2366
02:37:41.239 --> 02:37:50.239
nothing. Yeah, like it's a
fucking like a jump rope. He's not.

2367
02:37:50.799 --> 02:37:58.360
He's trying to unlevel towel. Be
terrified. He's so strong. He

2368
02:37:58.440 --> 02:38:05.639
doesn't look that strong. He's got
I'm Christopher and I want Kingston stinky farts

2369
02:38:05.000 --> 02:38:09.280
mounting a red dot site to Mike
cock Nice the Chosen Come. One of

2370
02:38:09.319 --> 02:38:13.959
my lectures got cut by the lead
singer of the Pixies. Ben Shapiro moans

2371
02:38:13.000 --> 02:38:18.559
when his finger goes through the toilet
paper. Mister pants a baby, A

2372
02:38:18.639 --> 02:38:24.799
baby with shaken baby and fetal alcohol
syndrome. Could give Marjorie Green lobotomy,

2373
02:38:26.239 --> 02:38:31.319
would make her smarter. Wa give
Marjorie and a lobotomy. I'm yeah,

2374
02:38:31.680 --> 02:38:37.040
could give Marjorie Greed a yeah again, Marjorie Taylor Green, Yeah Yeah,

2375
02:38:37.079 --> 02:38:41.399
that fucking dude. She looks like
a fucking one of the Titans from Attack

2376
02:38:41.440 --> 02:38:46.079
on Titans. She look at the
cart Titan and she has like beady eyes

2377
02:38:46.079 --> 02:38:52.879
and they're really close together. The
new wave of Congress people are coming in

2378
02:38:54.000 --> 02:38:58.879
like Gates, Lauren Bolbert, Marjorie
Taylor, Dude, Mike Matt Gates flew

2379
02:39:00.120 --> 02:39:07.360
fucking minor and fucked her and so
he had like he's allegedly what happened to

2380
02:39:07.399 --> 02:39:13.559
the hot politicians? Bro? Lauren
Bulbert's okay, She's just a slept She's

2381
02:39:13.600 --> 02:39:16.120
awesome, though what happens? She
was like Jackson, dude off and Beetlejuice.

2382
02:39:16.520 --> 02:39:18.840
I saw that she send me that
video and I was like, this

2383
02:39:18.879 --> 02:39:22.360
bitch is really she's getting She was
getting down, dude, she's watching like

2384
02:39:22.399 --> 02:39:28.600
who gets Hordy watching Juice? Obviously
me like, yeah, well I do

2385
02:39:28.680 --> 02:39:31.639
want to fuck the sand worms.
That makes my dick real. That's very

2386
02:39:31.639 --> 02:39:35.559
true. You're you're right, Ball
of the first sin Spuma futterers, letting

2387
02:39:35.600 --> 02:39:39.799
a venomous snake bite my ball so
that I can poison my bitch with my

2388
02:39:39.840 --> 02:39:46.719
toxic come later to Jolly O Dipship
Slapstick spider Man starring Michael J. Fox

2389
02:39:46.799 --> 02:40:00.239
is Peter Parkinson. Peter Parkinson is
fucked up like Peter parkingson catch Him.

2390
02:40:01.200 --> 02:40:03.000
I was like, I don't know
where he's gonna turn where he's at.

2391
02:40:05.120 --> 02:40:11.360
Fucker unpredictable, made that load,
dripping splatter, cinograph, fiberglass, flashlight

2392
02:40:11.440 --> 02:40:15.360
prank, oxymoronic dietribe, don't hurt
yourself, nigga, go ahead and sound

2393
02:40:15.360 --> 02:40:22.000
it out. Hunter dubois orcs are
swen coated? Hunter, Yeah, du

2394
02:40:22.000 --> 02:40:26.879
bois, Who cares? Derek get
a glass? He's squirting, yelled Chris

2395
02:40:26.920 --> 02:40:31.479
while he held down swing with all
his might. Tom tom Our Lord bo

2396
02:40:31.680 --> 02:40:39.600
Button brutally beating bo Biden bith a
bifle ball biff sorry, biffle ball back.

2397
02:40:39.840 --> 02:40:43.719
Excuse me? There you're right and
a big old, huge, massive

2398
02:40:43.760 --> 02:40:48.399
gay heart onto and kind of dropped
the ball at the right. There you

2399
02:40:48.440 --> 02:40:50.200
had a you had a nice literation, and you fucking squirted yourself to death.

2400
02:40:50.760 --> 02:40:54.239
Lily's a spurry, his binging,
pissedealer. You must go to the

2401
02:40:54.319 --> 02:40:58.959
bodega system. Oops, I grew
tits. Guess I'm a woman now sexual

2402
02:41:00.200 --> 02:41:03.959
infectious rectum, Donald Trump burbon on
Dom's click a frenchman ate a play and

2403
02:41:05.040 --> 02:41:11.399
google it and discuss Max Silhouette,
bend my dick, come in her stupid

2404
02:41:13.159 --> 02:41:18.760
she pipkin on my pipp up possum, Sweeney, Showers and Sneakers play so

2405
02:41:18.799 --> 02:41:24.159
insane, play like a dragon,
infinite wealthy bitches, insisting that Brow is

2406
02:41:24.239 --> 02:41:28.559
a stand up guy. He he
is looking out my window, biting my

2407
02:41:28.680 --> 02:41:33.120
lip while the door dasher delivers my
order. He's not safe, just the

2408
02:41:33.120 --> 02:41:37.520
hard r star coffee ripped the digital
Hookah, now I'm getting molested. On

2409
02:41:37.559 --> 02:41:45.760
the set of Embryotic Sheldon in the
song Jaded Drake said Georgia Smith was old

2410
02:41:46.079 --> 02:41:50.040
enough, but she's still a baby. In twenty eighteen, she was about

2411
02:41:50.079 --> 02:41:54.120
twenty one and he was and it
cuts off, So there you go.

2412
02:41:54.680 --> 02:41:58.719
My son froze to death in the
in the waste of Ohio, going homeless

2413
02:41:58.760 --> 02:42:03.040
to pay you fox and now wait
that it cuts off to now his memorial.

2414
02:42:03.159 --> 02:42:07.959
Oh no, it almost cuts off. Memorial and now and Jesus Christ

2415
02:42:09.000 --> 02:42:13.280
and this is now his memorial.
Rip John Transferm Grimlin exposing people with the

2416
02:42:13.360 --> 02:42:18.799
lactose intolerant to ninety million rodogens of
ionizing radiation. You sh crave a Canadian

2417
02:42:18.440 --> 02:42:22.440
because every time we come, I
lick the penis and every time we gizz

2418
02:42:22.479 --> 02:42:26.239
it pools in my mouth. Can't
you see my cock's heart? No?

2419
02:42:26.239 --> 02:42:30.079
No no no no no no no
no no, yeah, it's a it's

2420
02:42:30.159 --> 02:42:33.440
your boy, Shawney d it.
I never thought it would be so homo

2421
02:42:33.600 --> 02:42:41.120
gay. I never thought I'd be
homo gay. I never thought I'd be

2422
02:42:41.239 --> 02:42:48.040
so homo gay. I found homo
gay, I found no gay. Found

2423
02:42:48.399 --> 02:42:56.680
Yay. That's a new I've never
heard of your guys. My penis aside,

2424
02:42:56.559 --> 02:43:03.680
he's gonna take some time to fuck
some guns. But if you look

2425
02:43:03.719 --> 02:43:11.920
and signed, I'm definitely not just
ba. I'll need the stroke and load.

2426
02:43:13.200 --> 02:43:16.200
Hug Sheldon eight and forty seven,
attempting to jack off Richard Nixon to

2427
02:43:16.360 --> 02:43:22.399
complete it and failing and awkwardly leaving
the dinner table. Derex O wishing daylor

2428
02:43:22.600 --> 02:43:31.319
Taylor swipped your various Selena fan encounter
What oh God killed? Okay, George

2429
02:43:31.399 --> 02:43:37.840
Lucas firing an RPG at the Goodyear
Blimp because it rhymes woke is so twenty

2430
02:43:37.879 --> 02:43:41.079
twenty three. We're all about that. D N I D D I,

2431
02:43:41.600 --> 02:43:45.840
Oh my god, d I need
food, Dude, I'm fucked by d

2432
02:43:46.079 --> 02:43:50.200
I'm hungry, slipper stroke and smoking
joking. The motocon is going like this,

2433
02:43:50.760 --> 02:43:54.399
uh drip inmates, checking if Derek
started One Piece. Yet, what

2434
02:43:54.840 --> 02:43:58.159
did I say I was gonna start
one beat? Jesus, why did I

2435
02:43:58.200 --> 02:44:05.719
say that? I did say that
it is coming back to me like,

2436
02:44:05.719 --> 02:44:09.200
Oh, you should watch it,
dude, I just I didn't. There's

2437
02:44:09.520 --> 02:44:11.239
if the series has too many episodes. I just I'm like, bro,

2438
02:44:11.319 --> 02:44:13.959
there's no I'm not gonna finish it. It's kind of like say bleach,

2439
02:44:15.000 --> 02:44:16.680
my friend really trying to give me
the bleach, and I'm like, bro,

2440
02:44:16.959 --> 02:44:18.079
there was already hundreds of episodes at
the point, I'm like, I'm

2441
02:44:18.079 --> 02:44:20.680
not. I can't. I've been
watching One Piece for so long that if

2442
02:44:20.680 --> 02:44:22.479
I give up on it, I
feel like I wasted. It was over

2443
02:44:22.520 --> 02:44:28.120
a thousand episodes. There's over thirteen
hundred manga Like like what the fuck you

2444
02:44:28.319 --> 02:44:31.200
like? How like? Really like
if the ship is sailed, the ship

2445
02:44:31.280 --> 02:44:33.600
is fucking sailed. You know what
it's gonna be. It's gonna be background

2446
02:44:33.639 --> 02:44:37.120
noise forever. It's gonna be background
was on fucking Like, I'm not actually

2447
02:44:37.120 --> 02:44:39.120
gonna watch it, you know what
I mean? Like, it's just there's

2448
02:44:39.120 --> 02:44:43.360
no chance I'm gonna be able to
watch the whole thing. Man anyway.

2449
02:44:43.600 --> 02:44:50.559
Uh. Kolulu's parents lose that.
It looks like, well like one of

2450
02:44:50.600 --> 02:45:01.799
my sub teachers, just Thornberry,
but also like American Alright Khalu's parents sending

2451
02:45:01.840 --> 02:45:07.399
him to Jeffrey Epcy Island for having
cancer, American outlaw Winslow, the cream

2452
02:45:07.479 --> 02:45:11.520
corn Kid, Bigger Bliggers did nine
eleven, I said Biggers at first.

2453
02:45:13.959 --> 02:45:18.120
Bigger Bliggers did not eleven Obie,
Won't you Blow Me? Norwigen Gabe dev

2454
02:45:18.799 --> 02:45:24.440
now developing piss Quest featuring Lilian Sweed, Krimlin, the Grimlin Lord, Bartholome

2455
02:45:24.520 --> 02:45:26.920
You hand Job Adventure of anal Sex. I'm Gonna steal your bones. Sweden

2456
02:45:28.000 --> 02:45:31.920
looks like he was being questioned in
person. Come come, come, come,

2457
02:45:33.000 --> 02:45:37.440
come, come come, Are you
ready? Shadow Man? Thanks Derek

2458
02:45:37.520 --> 02:45:41.600
for putting me into death? Oh
the punk band I would say something real

2459
02:45:41.680 --> 02:45:48.079
quick was getting really annoying on Instagram
and all these other fucking sites where like

2460
02:45:48.120 --> 02:45:52.040
I follow pages. There's this one
called Find Good Japan Songs. It's literally

2461
02:45:52.120 --> 02:45:56.440
just it used to be just like
clips of like, you know, really

2462
02:45:56.440 --> 02:45:58.719
obscure like pop music from Japan that
we might not hear in the States,

2463
02:45:58.799 --> 02:46:03.079
and now it's just like fucking porn, like straight up, straight up,

2464
02:46:05.120 --> 02:46:11.000
like three in a row of just
only fans promotions that page. But yeah,

2465
02:46:11.000 --> 02:46:16.399
that's crazy. You know what's weird
about that? It's ridiculous. It

2466
02:46:16.520 --> 02:46:20.959
was like, what is the benefit
of that? I wait, but go

2467
02:46:20.000 --> 02:46:22.000
back on that one. You saw, you thought you saw what you thought

2468
02:46:22.000 --> 02:46:28.399
you saw? No? Yeah,
no for real. Yeah, it's just

2469
02:46:28.399 --> 02:46:33.280
like and I'm just like, dude, I just wanted to hear some Japanese

2470
02:46:33.360 --> 02:46:37.639
music. Actually, yeah, I
just the amount of point that's on Twitter

2471
02:46:37.680 --> 02:46:41.120
now is like Scott hidden, that's
Instagram. Yeah, but no Twitters,

2472
02:46:41.360 --> 02:46:45.639
Twitter, Twitter. Twitter has been
bad. No, but it's it's warm

2473
02:46:45.760 --> 02:46:48.719
now. Well now it's now,
it's unashamed. Now it's like people like

2474
02:46:48.719 --> 02:46:52.120
it. It'll get it just to
their friends. Still, it'll it'll show.

2475
02:46:52.319 --> 02:46:54.680
You'll see a ton of porn.
People are liking porn out the ass,

2476
02:46:54.680 --> 02:46:58.239
including me, including me. I'm
doing this to you guys. Well

2477
02:46:58.280 --> 02:47:01.399
it'll look at so what else bookmark
like a oral person I st but I

2478
02:47:01.440 --> 02:47:03.200
also like it. That's crazy.
Well, now you can like it,

2479
02:47:03.239 --> 02:47:07.399
except for I want them to get
notified more like if there's if there's only

2480
02:47:07.440 --> 02:47:09.920
a little bit of likes, I
think you can still get exposed because I

2481
02:47:09.959 --> 02:47:13.280
think, can you can you look
at the like list on the anymore?

2482
02:47:13.319 --> 02:47:22.920
Okay? Oh, then yeah,
I guess everybody's I've never been a shade.

2483
02:47:22.399 --> 02:47:26.719
Support support your dude. There was
so many For a minute, there

2484
02:47:26.799 --> 02:47:30.559
was a bunch of gay porn uh
counts that followed me when I when I

2485
02:47:30.600 --> 02:47:35.079
posted that m K one mod of
Garris because basically it was Garris's assault sexually

2486
02:47:35.079 --> 02:47:43.159
assaulting Mario and I mod at him
to have this huge penis and then move.

2487
02:47:43.280 --> 02:47:46.239
That movie is because the funny thing
about that movie he's actually hitting you

2488
02:47:46.280 --> 02:47:50.520
with this chest, but you don't
pay attention to his chest, so if

2489
02:47:50.520 --> 02:47:52.760
you look at him, he goes
like this, but he's also humping at

2490
02:47:52.760 --> 02:47:58.159
the same time, so everyone's focusing
on his package. They lost. Oh

2491
02:47:58.239 --> 02:48:03.000
okay, that's what a Arabic man
with thing Larry David looks like. But

2492
02:48:03.120 --> 02:48:07.879
yeah, shout out to the person
that's the punk band. Good on you.

2493
02:48:07.959 --> 02:48:11.840
Derek and Swing should do an extra
AMMO after each episode of House of

2494
02:48:11.879 --> 02:48:15.079
the Dragons. Are you watching it? You watched that? I haven't watched

2495
02:48:15.120 --> 02:48:16.799
the not yet. Got to watch
it, dude. I've been so bid.

2496
02:48:16.799 --> 02:48:20.000
I've just been I've just been building
furniture and should have come over this

2497
02:48:20.000 --> 02:48:24.879
come over this weekend? When to
watch with episodes? Maybe? Look,

2498
02:48:24.920 --> 02:48:26.799
I just I'm not because, like, I know, you've been saying that,

2499
02:48:26.840 --> 02:48:31.559
you get you've been having like people. I just I've been building furniture

2500
02:48:31.600 --> 02:48:33.360
and just dealing with the house that
like, I just kind of I'm like,

2501
02:48:33.959 --> 02:48:37.079
I don't want to not feel like
you're talking about if I Yeah,

2502
02:48:37.159 --> 02:48:41.799
so I'll see when did you say
this weekend? This weekend? Okay,

2503
02:48:43.000 --> 02:48:46.280
the second episode or the first?
Oh? Okay, because I haven't I

2504
02:48:46.319 --> 02:48:48.040
watched first episode reready, but we
haven't watched like Bene me and everybody.

2505
02:48:48.120 --> 02:48:50.520
Okay, you guys, okay,
oh you guys, be like, Okay,

2506
02:48:50.559 --> 02:48:52.959
you're doing a puper party for gotcha? Okay, Waste Slave five eighty

2507
02:48:52.959 --> 02:48:56.000
three Living finished this. I say
that guy from Michigan Papini Bros. Modery

2508
02:48:56.040 --> 02:49:03.200
and the Great Space Swen loses points
for not knowing the term Fear Dunker's The

2509
02:49:03.360 --> 02:49:09.280
Night before Pistmas. Listen to hit
My Spot by your Pretty Hands. You're

2510
02:49:09.280 --> 02:49:11.319
pretty, hands down one of the
best original gay songs I've ever heard.

2511
02:49:11.520 --> 02:49:16.079
You Gotta pay the Trolls toll toget
the boys hole gage six bank account reads

2512
02:49:16.120 --> 02:49:20.680
minus one O two in one hundred
and two point thirty three. But Chris

2513
02:49:20.760 --> 02:49:26.239
is still reading my name, So
who's really winning here? Facts pep No

2514
02:49:26.319 --> 02:49:28.920
One told me I wasn't supposed to
grab the clit and crank it like a

2515
02:49:28.959 --> 02:49:35.479
pepper grinder. Damn wo rip three
vertical screens era we hardly knew ye July

2516
02:49:35.600 --> 02:49:37.840
ten, twenty twenty three to June
ten, twenty twenty four. Non binary

2517
02:49:37.840 --> 02:49:45.079
occasion me fishy speaking incantations to the
pussy, called that a spirit box,

2518
02:49:45.200 --> 02:49:50.200
nice freezer, calling black, says
the N word. Of course, I'll

2519
02:49:50.239 --> 02:49:54.159
carper bomb. The guard got the
strip for a quarter. John Strickland,

2520
02:49:54.239 --> 02:49:58.200
my partner snapped the chair legs off
my Chris Reagan youtubes then proceeded to tear

2521
02:49:58.479 --> 02:50:03.479
off my li eggs and self defense
Merks eighteen eighty nine. She wanted me

2522
02:50:03.639 --> 02:50:07.639
to open up. She wanted me
to open up to her, so I

2523
02:50:07.719 --> 02:50:13.120
gave her two. I gave into
her thoughts and know, oh my god,

2524
02:50:13.159 --> 02:50:18.000
dude, I think I need like
food idea of like. She wanted

2525
02:50:18.000 --> 02:50:22.600
me to open up to her,
so I gave her two and the thoughts

2526
02:50:22.799 --> 02:50:28.079
and one in the Prayers that's stupid. The first Start to Keep David.

2527
02:50:28.159 --> 02:50:33.200
The new format makes it easier to
jack off to so to the shit.

2528
02:50:33.680 --> 02:50:37.959
Second Church of Keith David Fee three, Oh My God, featuring being better

2529
02:50:39.000 --> 02:50:45.840
than the first Start to Keep David
pre raz poop Cock Richard Blake eight ninety

2530
02:50:45.879 --> 02:50:50.520
six, Eminem scrambling to write something
after Jason Alexander left him. FYI,

2531
02:50:50.600 --> 02:50:56.000
it's been almost a year and Mama
chev still missing Chris trying to read like

2532
02:50:56.040 --> 02:51:00.600
Papa Papa. The third Urethra is
for kidney stones. Ask an oil full

2533
02:51:00.600 --> 02:51:05.959
of trash Texas Tater Salady Young Sheldon
shot fifteen times during the dry by Sue

2534
02:51:05.000 --> 02:51:09.399
Hoole, Tickle my ass hairs,
Nikki Ziggy, Ghost of Mama JF Yeah,

2535
02:51:09.399 --> 02:51:13.040
she definitely did. Sorry, Miss
Jackson badly, Brave Hugger, Derek

2536
02:51:13.520 --> 02:51:26.520
Hunt, the Vegan Necromancer, I
got consent. I don't know. I'm

2537
02:51:26.520 --> 02:51:31.440
gonna stotherean Virginian Hunt punter never,
what the did I just do? Okay

2538
02:51:31.719 --> 02:51:35.760
now from Melfist finally rehabilitated him back
to the saddle with two function hands and

2539
02:51:35.840 --> 02:51:43.399
Jesus Christ finally the keg of Haphazard
gee. My throat almost my voice almost

2540
02:51:43.440 --> 02:51:46.959
gave out. I'm just I saw
a video just now. I went stiff.

2541
02:51:48.079 --> 02:51:50.319
Sometimes it's annoying. I just was
I wasn't. I wasn't prepared for

2542
02:51:50.360 --> 02:51:54.120
it. I need an allergy pill. I'm trying to I would have read

2543
02:51:54.120 --> 02:51:56.799
it. No, it's fine.
I thought I was gonna be fine.

2544
02:51:56.959 --> 02:52:01.360
Apparently I I read like almost as
bad as it was. Fucking crazy.

2545
02:52:01.879 --> 02:52:07.159
Me here what you're fucking blind?
Yeah? True, but I just don't

2546
02:52:07.200 --> 02:52:09.920
know why you just do it?
Get your that's so stupid. I like

2547
02:52:09.920 --> 02:52:11.600
it. I feel like I'm a
ninja. I feel like I'm kenchy.

2548
02:52:13.799 --> 02:52:18.000
You feel like a get out of
here off. Turn it off. I'm

2549
02:52:18.079 --> 02:52:20.879
hungry. I'm hungry. Turn it
off. He feels like he's kinchy.

2550
02:52:20.959 --> 02:52:26.680
That's so bye bye everybody. Somebody
stabs your eyes like fucking m K one.

2551
02:52:28.440 --> 02:52:35.479
So stupid. Fuck you guys,
fuck you, fuck you Jesus Christ

