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is it? He he he, Oh my god, we're a little free.
Let me just hey, hey, oh shut the funk up, Arthur
shut oh here did of your dumb ass beaner singing? Hey damn hey everybody,
Hey, everybody, Welcome, Welcome to the Stark Tank Podcast. Your
name isn't Charles, No way, your name is don Your names ain't Charles.
It's either it's either wind chucker or names or spear bull or something like
that runs with a person, runs with a So just just some clarification while
we uh as we get started here we are that's crazy. If you're just
listening to this episode, you will not notice anything. Necessarily. We for
the last several in person recordings, we have gone through like several different camera
setups, several several different recording styles. Right now we're working with a Right
now, we're working with a live switcher. So right now, like I'm
currently in charge of, like I'm switching the camera angles live. So our
editing isn't so crazy because before yeah, switchers switchers like you self, right,
just switcher, you switcher, So I don't know, it's it might
not. We're we're figuring this stuff out still. Yeah, but uh,
you know, it takes him getting used to if I gotta say, it
feels weird to be live editing, like I'm kind of very aware of it.
But whatever, it's gone of cool. You know, it's kind of
what do you what? You're right there, Broun. Yeah, that was
the agonizing to myself. It's really disturbing, felt it in my head,
and I stopped. I was like, I gotta ooh, something's happening of
stuff. All right, so listen, we got a lot. First thing
I want to mention. First thing. First thing, right off the bat,
Marvelus Capcom two is back. Yes, it's back. I'm very excited.
No no, it's like Marty's Capcom two. It's all back. Yeah
yeah, but nobody cares about it. The only fighter, the only one
that I care about is Marvel Superheroes very street fighter. Yeah, well Marves
superhe's for a street fighter because they have the the the hitting characters. They
have fucking uh no, no, no, they have Evil Sakura, Sakura
the Dominican's kind of yeah, she's pretty dark. They have armored Spider Man,
which is fucking amazing. Oh, they have the like the Silver Armored
Spider Man. They have Mecca zong Gif I remember Meazani. Yeah, and
they have something there's there's a few of them. There's a few hidden characters
in there. I know there's more. I'm so excited. So they have
that. And then expert of for Street Fighter is cool because it has a
cyber at Kuma and you can play as him. You can play a cyber.
So cool. But now I'm now I know how to do those combos
because when I was little, I couldn't do the combos correctly. I'm gonna
doult and I can do them now. He's gonna be cool. Now are
they gonna keep things broken? Though? That's the thing because like there are
certain characters like Magneto, Magneto, h Morgan, Sentinel, fucking I am
so, I am so Captain Commando now, to be fair, Ultimate Marvel's
Captain three. They started modding in a bunch of people because they we started
to feel like, oh, it's never gonna happen. They're never gonna bring
back NBC too. You know you're never gonna do it. So they started
modding in. They started they moditing Captain Commando, Cyclops and all these other
people and now that this came back, and I feel like they did it
because they they could have done it already. And I feel like they're like,
we're leaving money on the table because that's what people are doing all these
mods now and they're like, oh, we'll bring it back now. Here's
some money here, here to get or give us some money. And I'm
I'm so excited to get destroyed online. That's what's gonna happen. We're not
because you think we're real, We're not real. We're gonna we're gonna We're
gonna be like, ah, man, I'm fink we're gonna go on.
We're gonna play one game and get buying them. But you know what,
maybe about to play with my friends. Literally, that's gonna be me with
the new Dragon Ball game. Like I'm gonna I'm gonna play for a while.
Get think I'm good, go online getting molested to be like, you
know what this is a game for when Chris comes over, I plays with
Chris. I guess except we can't do that, really we can. It's
I'm finally being hype bot time Chamber. I'm okay with that. I don't
get it because I still I have a chance to play with my friends,
you know, if people come over, because how about time, it's gonna
be a big enough stage where I could you we could use other characters,
like if someone comes over to play, what is play on that map?
Fortunate? It's unfortunate only that map. I just don't I just don't get
why you would design a fighting game period without local play and mind at all.
Like that's like a crazy thing to be. They're gonna do it eventually,
I'm pretty sure. Because people are gonna complain too much, they're gonna
have to do it eventually. I know it. I feel like that's kind
of the default. Though it's I'm such agreed. It's like it's like,
oh, I don't know. We were just talking about, like, uh
so we got the switcher right, and then there's one us there's one USB
port and it's a USBC, and it's like, okay, I understand that
everybody's using the USBC now it's the fastest one right now, but why only
one. It's like there's certain things where you're like just obviously you need more,
you need more, you need variety, and then so it's like decisions
like that you're gonna make a fighting game, and it's like, oh the
fuck's gonna play locally? Like what do you mean? I just don't buy
the excuse I know about. It's like, well, Hyperbolic Time Team is
the only place that we can do it because the destruction is just too much
like what we're doing with the rest of the game is just too advanced.
I think. I think it's probably true that that's what they do it,
but they could always just I just don't put a little more time into it
and make it better. That's it, Like, I feel like that's how
it does. They's not with the parameters of that, right. They probably
designed it like that, right, But it's not impossible to just be like,
just make it a little better. I guess I just don't believe make
it. The thing is like, it's a it's a self shaded fighting game.
I've seen gameplay. It's a pretty like it's a pretty impressive looking game
with the destruction is pretty intuitive, I'm saying, but it's not impossible.
I agree. There's no there's nothing about it. When I'm looking at it,
there was like that seems impossible, Like there's nothing literally nothing about it.
It looks. So you could run that on a PS two literally just
if you literally just pared down, just just literally pair. That's what they
do for Spisker in every game. By the way, this isn't just like
a oh just for this one. Do it every time you see split green
split screen in any given video game. It they are there is a sacrifice
to visual quality there always. I agree, But think of think of a
game that comes out of Japan modern time is the splits screen game right now.
I understand one. They don't they literally culture, they don't do that
anymore, I understand. I guess for me, it's just like it's a
fight. It's dumb. I agree it's stupid that it's not that way.
I'm on your team for that. But I just think that they're like,
oh, this doesn't happen anymore. Because we know how japan companies are.
They won't change their infrastructure, their online systems. Well, they're all because
they're like why why do that? It works fine here and it's like death.
But it's not only for you guys where your largest market. Literally well,
they don't want to antisocial. They're an anti social people anyway. But
I guess to me, I'm just like, I don't know. I don't
When I look at that game, I understand, like it's very flashy,
but like all of you can literally pair all of that down and get that
running. It is sell shaded. There's no like it's not like you can
see vegetas pores even into that. Like when you play Monte player, you
just start off like relatives. You know, before you had to look for
each other, and the old ones like three and two you'd have to find
your opponent. You know, you don't have to do that anymore, right,
there's the fun of each other. Now. I'm like, why can't
they just make it? I don't know, they can't do it, and
it's gonna happen, I'm sure, like within the next like d LCOR two
and update. I guess the thing that I'm looking at is. The thing
that I'm looking at is like visuals can be paired down. I'm trying to
find like a reason why this can't run Switchman, and I'm like, oh,
it's the physics of like the destruction. I was like, first of
all, that's not physics. It's not real. It's it's all canned animations.
And even if it was real physics. Those things they don't stay there.
They just they there's no there's no there's there's just no. There's no
real excuses. It's not Dragon's Dogma where you got to worry about like a
bunch of different like AI in or like a Fallout game, where like there's
like AI interacting with like different behaviors, and Ship's dog about leading leading monk.
There just the cities I did that ship all the time made everybody else's
problem. I was like, hey, guys, this up. There's a
dragon on the way. Like the way that I see it is like the
people managed to find a way to mod split screen into the campaign of Halo
Infinite for four players, and that's like an open world campaign with like AI
interactions and like an actual physics engine to take. So there's you can't really
I'm thinking of every every game that I've played, even like with large maps
and stuff and having split screen or something and the game maybe looks like ship
like d F or something, and it's just it's not a fucking issue.
I remember, like you can play the whole game with someone else. Literally,
well that's that's online though, online, but still like you know that
whole game rendous with two people like I guess for me that but first single,
that would be crazy, that's insane, Like I wouldn't Yeah, no
one would expect split screen Elden Ring, that's crazy. Yeah, but like
I don't know, Man, such a terrible time. It would be really
bad. It would be pretty terrible. Ship the DLC comes out, Well,
it'll be out by the time we post this tomorrow night nine o'clock.
It you guys be buying it right away. I have already, you've already
approached it. Well, I have it in my car at a you know,
another website. It just you just get a little money off. So
it's like I just got on Sony. That's why. That's why I prefer
playing on PlayStation play. You're playing on a console. Thing? Is that
like my PC? I'm not utilizing it enough because it's such a strong PC.
I should just play it on PC. Yeah, I don't. If
you if you invested so much money into a PC, I don't understand.
I wouldn't be priority. I played. I played BG three max settings with
a ton of mods on it, and its like a dream. Anyone looks
terrifying. I would be how good that game looks with max settings. Jesus
Christ. Look, look look anyone, and look look I mean this,
I mean necessarily anyone. I know BG three came later on Xbox and stuff
and there, but what the fuck are you doing? Why would you play
that game on consoles like that? On console? Is it's It still looks
good on condo, very good, I'm sure it does. But the max
settings on PC are wild. They are insane, and I'm like, it's
not look, man, I even look, look, look, playing a
CRPG on consoles is tough. The fucking set like the way that you even
access like your skills, it's weird. It's fucking it's it's be a little
bit on a team deck, right, yeah, it's pretty teeny for me.
I had to relearn how to play it on seam deck because at first,
you don't know what the fuck you do? You know what I'm moving
like that, you know how to check your stuff, but when you actually
your ability, you gotta you gotta press the trigger and then go through ability.
And if you don't understand how you're doing that, You're like, I
don't know where my basic attack is? How do I hit people? I
had to take a minute and I don't know what happened, but I kept
I don't know because every time I would like upgrade my abilities and would be
like level four or five whatever, somehow it would take the place of some
of my basic attacks, and I'm like, I have to remap this shit.
And I was like, this is so then I was like, see
the reason why I was playing. I like playing on a controller is because
I can lean back in my chair. I just don't have to be by
the keyboard, so I can just lean back and chill, like I have
to be completely up by the desk if I'm on the mouse and key and
so I'm like, fuck, I get like, I get. I have
to do it though, because it's just the convenience of having all your skills
right in front of your face. Like it's just it's just that's the one
thing. So I would just say, look, and I'm the biggest I
was late to the game when it come to like PC gaming, because I
just didn't want to invest. And then so now I'm like, oh,
well, I'm you know, this is my job and should I'm surrounded in
this stuff. So I recommend everybody. Now. Now, PC gaming is
pretty inexpensive comparatively, Yeah, I would say, I would say now because
pretty much right now, I don't have the I have a thirty sixty My
my my, my graphics card is not super impressive. I think you have
like one. I think I have a thirty eighty or something. There's an
overclock it can, but it's not not even buy a new one at a
twelve gigs. I have twelve gigs and it it I can put. I
can play everything at ultra I can't. I've I've made a super decisoncause didn't
understand you can overclock GBU before you get a new one. My friend was
like, I didn't just overclock the other one. I was like, that
would have been fucking smart if I did that. He was like, yeah,
dude, next with the four because I have a forty have a forty
eighty super now Yeah, And he was like, dude, when that shit
starts feeling like it slows, overclock it, don't buy a new one yet.
Joe like it's not worth because I god forbid, the fifty series is
going to be some something obscenely priced. So I just feel like I can't
even at a certain point. I feel like it's like having your resolution on
a TV or something. For example, like there's some people that are trying
to get they're trying to get like a smaller monitor and they want to get
like four K on it. And I'm saying it's unnecessary. Yeah, it's
there is it is unders are really stupid and gen I don't it just doesn't.
First of all, your hurts are really small or low usually usually can't
get more than sixty if you're at a four K. And then also your
screen is so small you can't really utilize it. It's if you have a
large screen obviously, Like now they have new they have a k TVs now
with with O lead and so I'm like, okay, if you're gonna do
aight K and O lead, your TV used to be at least eighty inches.
Yeah, for to make it k TV. I have a four KO
lead TV. Yeah, and my TV is obnoxiously good. It's like,
this is unnecessary. Yeah, if you like, say I just bought a
sixty five incher and that like it makes sense to be at a higher echelon
you start getting more in that realm. But like say it'd be like having
a four K PSP, it can be like it's just like there's a certain
point of like where you're the diminishing returns on that are so fucking and so
useless. I had a little TV that was fifteen inches maybe it was It
was supposed to be for an RV. Used to work for an RV dealership.
So I stole it, and so I stole it. Well, I
stole it because most of the coaches and the RVs would be rented out during
burning men and all these people. They would rent out all these things,
and then there was a rent out RV service. They would rent all the
ship and then they would leave a bunch of shit behind alcohol, food items,
and then so this thing was not installed into the RV, so it
was I was like, fuck, yeah, dude, I got a new
little thing, like a little little TV. So the cool thing is I
would play like games on it, right, and it looked beautiful because it's
so small. Dude. I remember, I have a picture on my Facebook,
and it's so funny because I look at it every now and again,
or it comes up on my like memories whenever I like make the decision to
check those, and it'll be like it's a photo of me playing the Halo
Reach beta on like the TV that I had. Yeah, and it's my
hand on the screen and my hand takes up the entirety of the screen.
Oh shit. Like it was like I was playing like three sixty games yeah,
on like a really small screen and they looked great, looked amazing,
right, I remember playing. I remember the first time I used HDMI cables
and I saw the difference and it hurt my eyes a little bit. I
remember like looking at it being like the PS three. I remember blowing my
blowing my mind a little bit, Like when when when I saw like Uncharted
running on like a PS on a p S three, that kind of blew
my mind because it was like, oh ship, that's that's insane. Looked
one looks so bad compared to to already I know, but like at the
time, the fidelity of it, like the sheer like resolution of it was
was insane. That's because they were doing Blu ray and stuff. So like,
so the PS three and three sixty are so weird because like exclusives on
the PS three looked so good, but then every other game that was multiplatform
on the PS three looked worse sixty because like no one knew how to make
games for it because they built it for to the PlayStation. Blew my mind
at the time when a ps PS three came out, my mom she she
bought Heavenly Sword and that ship was like like when you At the time,
I was like, dude, the fucking skin it's so you look at it
now and it looks goofy as fuck. They look they look silly, but
like at the time, I hate that. That was like, yo,
I've never the detailed games from that time though. That's still kind of like
that Fight Night Oh my god. Oh right, for the original three City,
I think it was like a Launch three sixty game, I think or
something like that. So it looks they look a little strange, but they
looks good to Fight Night Champion looks fucking amazing. Which Champion Champion I think
came out like twenty eleven or something. Was that the Was that the last
one? Probably? Yeah, I think so I missed those games. Man,
they were fun. They have a Undisputed right now. It's in early
access. I think it's gonna come out with the Light Night. It's not
it's not final. It's just called Unisputed, so it's it's an early access
and it's kind of like this is the thing. This is like the standard
right now of a boxing game, so you can fuck around with it.
Now, do they still have this what mm A games called? I forget
what they're called, well what the ones now? What they called? They're
just called UFC in the number UFC, So five is out. Yeah,
I'm low key excited for Skate because like they can skates back. They're working
on skate again, which, like I never really got into skate, but
like I remember seeing skate was like a big machine in the game because you
could the rag dolls in that game were so agregious and the ship that you
could do. You could just like run with your skateboard and fall in front
of a truck and it was like the best shit I've ever seen. I
don't feel good about Like, I mean, I hope hopefully they just knock
it out of the park, but I feel like I feel like it's gonna
be like a guitar hero and rock band when they came back. People just
didn't give a shit. People were nostalgic for it, but they didn't fucking
buy it. People. The thing about Nostalida is like you think you want
that again, right, but you don't, and I feel the way I
feel like skate. It's been so long and skate is so it's not like
that. Do you remember that, Oh my god? What do you remember
that Tony Hawk game where they gave you like that we fit board. Oh
my god, do you remember what? You know? That thing didn't work.
It wasn't called like Tony Hawk Ride or something. Yes, Underground was
Underground. Underground was good. Actually one was particularly good. Underground. Underground
was I think the last one I played, because I know there was an
I know there was American Wastelanders. That was when like I put one in
two. That was when the points is got like absurd because you can do
the Caveman. We're literally like you would. I don't think I ever bailed
in that fucking game, because you would just if you think you're not gonna
land it, you would cave man, land on your feet and then continue
your fucking combo. And I was like, Okay, this doesn't make any
sense anymore. Something. I just realized what happened? Uh what? Because
look, we we we got here pretty early to the like we we started
recording this episode a lot later than we anticipated because we're trying to figure out
this like switches situation, Sweeny us Sweeney us. But uh, in the
heat of that, I totally forgot the iPad with the questions on it.
So I'm gonna go run and grab grab that so that the video will be
stuck for a second talking about Okay, yeah, we'll have we'll have sex
for a little bit. I feel like I'm just not the I'm the picture,
though, I gotta be the picture. I'm definitely not catching. I'm
going to be I'm going to be gay as long as I'm not catching,
bro. I mean you have to at some point. Nah, dude,
I'm a selfish lover. Bro. I've never eat a girl at once in
my life. Bro. Never never want. I don't want that. I
refuse. Let's just discuss that. I'm Jamaican. I mean, it's actolutely
disgusting. I will never put my face on a giant bro. Never once.
I don't believe you for a second. Now, you shouldn't like that.
Never never want. Bro. You cannot keep a woman in the modern
world. You cannot keep one if you don't do that, because someone will
do it. She will, She'll agree. Look, man, I'm be
honest I'm be honest. I'm I'm I'm I'm a slight germophobe. So I'm
not really like, I don't I probably I could do it way more,
but I have a little bit of a still a little bit. I'm not
like. I'm not like Howie Mandel. You know, you hear that guy's
like a huge germophobe. Bleach after he talks to people, a bleach like
a drum. It's not for long though, not a long time, but
like, hey, he gets submerged in it and then they pull him out.
That's crazy. Burn get him. He doesn't even put on goggles or
nothing. Wild mouth open and he's clean now, and they stare, they
do the spray and they sterilize him. He is on the floor. I'm
clean, I'm clean. That's why you can only do the podcast now because
he needs to recover for so many days. His eyes are milky colored.
That's how stand he is. It's a nice and milky. It's a nice
milky fucking canna meat. The color. So but okay, let me I
just want to say, because I know somebody's gonna be like, wait,
if you're a German phobe, well, how do you like make out and
stuff like that. Like I'm also not like I also I feel look at
look at if if was if mouthwash hasn't been used like minutes before, there's
a ten percent of me that feels a little gross, like because I just
don't don't you don't do anything. I just don't like women, know,
man Like yeah, Like I wouldn't even hesitate for the dude. Dude,
I'm sucking in there. Dude, he's just going on this little fucking spinning
like that, this motherfucking shower all day, and I'm excited. That's a
better better dude, the friend, the post, the post sweat dick bro,
the poet, the post workout cock is best bro. Okay, okay,
yeah you got you gotta show the camera. Guys do this one.
I think I do a little. He's a little squirrel. It's too it's
too uh oh yeah, look like that. What do you mean? What's
wrong? What's wrong with him? That's squaddle that? Yeah. So we
had a we had a hurdle. We had a we had a bet on
sacred symbols right where like we were we were betting on them, like what
would like random things about the Xbox Showcase and Summer Games first in general,
like how many times would this person show up? Would how long would coachma
be up on stage for five minutes? Like things like that, and uh,
the the losers had to draw. The losers had to draw fan art
of the winner and post like a sincere like, oh, what a great
what a great person this guy is on their instagrams in a story or whatever,
and Colin won. This is not the fan out of Colin, but
I made Why did you look like that? Why is he trying to fuck
your ass? He looks like he's like you draw him like that, He's
like trying to seduce you. So he looks like like like like yes,
some sort of sexual desire is not willing to tell you yet. Yeah.
I feel it came out pretty good. I tried to tried to make him
look like withered by time and stretch, but like, yeah, it looks
a little washed out, but he looks good. It looks good. I
can tell that it's calling for I give him pig shoes. I haven't holding
a PSV like it's a specimen, really happy with it, but a violet
ye vile they have coming. I guess when you go to sperm bank.
Right, you put in a vile right, well, I think you put
it in a not a vial. But what do they call those things the
test cups? I mean, I'm shure. The idea of coming back one
of those full is crazy. Like you're going there for a three minutes to
come back. You see, you you gooned an entire you gooned all night,
right, you were just you were fucking like uh, just completely edging
and you're like, so you're on the way there, you're still you're still
gooning, you're feeding a little bit and then yeah, yeah, then you
fucking go and I bet you can fill but at least like a quarter of
it easily. The idea of the idea of people edging for hours is crazy.
I don't understand unless you're like a you know those those those what was
it called chatterbait, you know like that, like if you're one of those
people that, yeah, that's it. Other than that, how do you
have time, Like if you have a job, possibly significant other then there's
people there's no shot you have a chance to edge, Like you don't get
off. That's crazy. That's almost break up levels of convers Yeah, what
are you doing. I'm edging, honey, we're on an edge and goon
Ohn speaking of that, that is funny that you said that, So that
is my uh what might drop today? Actually? Is that really? Yeah?
Literally, So it's not you. It's not to say no no,
no, it's not it's this. It's a song. This is the next
one. It's it's so I have had this one in back chamber for a
long time because I was like, I don't have time. I don't have
time to do anything clever. So it's just I want to fuck my bros
all night because I am very gay. That's it. That's good. Perfect,
That's all it needs to be, bros on It sounds good, dude,
Like you just do gang vocals and then like at one point yeah,
like the guitars, yeah, like a out and then it's just the drums
and they're still doing it. So it's fucking sounds amazing, dude. I
was looking at like, uh, I don't even know how I got there,
but like your stuff came up like when your when of your gay songs
or whatever on YouTube. The shorts. Oh, I was like, those
things are fucking huge. It is like one of them had like seven hundred
and forty four thousand or something something like that, like uh se Metallica ones
has like over a million, and it was I've gained like five thousand or
six thousand subscribers because of that, and I was like, oh, it's
hilarious. Like my channel was completely dead. And then it was still the
point where the sponsors they were it because they were like, hey, we
want to they saw that my ship was like spiking, Hey, let's work
again, because I guess they're just looking algorithmically, algorithmically at ship like that
who they used to work with, because like one of them having fun with
me in like over here, and then they just out of nowhere. And
I was like, all right, guys, I'll take your money, but
I'm gonna post a regular video and that shit ain't even gonna break ten K.
So I was like, i'll take your money, I'll go fuck.
And I felt a little bad, but no, you shouldn't are companies.
But yeah, no, you're right, Actually you're absolute. Right away,
have you made a gay version of Master of Puppets? Yes, so I
did that right after. If the question is have you made a gay version
of Blank? The answers yes, The bell holes, No, because I
want to make a racist one of that, because I feel like it works
better for racists than gay The problem with the hooms the knees grow. Yeah,
that's so dumb. That's so stupid. I've been saying it forever.
It's gonna be something like I hate the Negroes crimes. I want them gone.
Not like there's no poetry in it at all. It's literally it's just
a it's it's a description of what I what I want. It's a Christmas
list. Love that song. It's a good song. But see the problem
that I run into with some of them is that there's not enough lyrics.
One of the reasons why there's a lot of guitar solo it's way too much
like it's barely he barely says anything in that song. The reason why the
Backcountry one works so well is because the choruses it's filled with lyrics. Really
yeah, so like can you man? And and and it's just keep Yeah,
that's a great I love that. So you know that's the I've sure
I heard that song before, but not cognizantly. So that's like my first
introduction really to that. It didn't say how much of that because I'm not
a metal person really, but I know so much Metallica, and I don't
know where the fuck I learned it from. I think it was simple as
a guitar hear. I think it was guitar hero like one and two.
I heard so much of their music cause I was like, I'm not a
metal because my metal information is like Metallica and Macedon. That's like it's and
every now and then like somebody sprinkled in the middle of it. But like,
I know so much Metallica, and I'm like, why do I know
this song? And at least like, why do you know that song?
I don't know. No one in my famous into fucking metal. Really,
it was just me like looking at a MVS and I guess it showed up.
That makes sense. Mazdon's an interesting one because that's that's one of those
bands that if you're not really into the metal genre, like it must have
been a little bit. I wouldn't expect you to stumble upon them. I
know them because I know there's a second like I think one of the leaders
of the group is in another group as well. I know he's in a
supergroup. I think that I think that's super group. I know about them
and I found that about I wrestled the Bear once. I know about that
group, and I don't know they're technically metal. I think they're more like
the punk there. You know, they're they're well, they're metal, but
they're like you would call them kind of like because they have a little bit
of a they have a little bit of that scream on ones to them,
but then they're also you call them kind of like even they have hardcore elements
for sure, but there was kind of like a chaos to them, like
where it was you would call it like mathy, like some people call math
metal and where was another group? The lead singer is a girl. I
forgot her name, Yeah whatever is forgot The leader singers a girl and I
remember them from so the the original singer. I don't know what the fuck
she's up to, but then Courtney, she was took over for I was
wrestled bar But then now she's in spirit Box. There you go, spirit
Box. That's the other but that's the only one that's that's the one that's
seeped into my Yeah, they've fucking blown the funk up, but like really
they got really popular they're huge. I was in them in like eight which
is crazy. Well maybe not something like that were probably I forgot exactly.
I wrestled a baron once back then, and then they probably turn a spirit
Box later on. Well it's a complete different band, but it's just the
Courtney went from that band to spirit Box and spirit Boxes. I feel like
they just they've done just a great job just checking all the boxes of like
what people want to hear. And uh, that's kind of like I even
thought to myself because I'm like, damn, I should just make music like
that and find some bitch. You know. I've actually, to be honest,
I've been wanting to get a fucking slut singer for a while, you
know what I mean. Wait, I'm just I'm just made massages as fuck.
That's all a female This a female vocalist, female vocalist, and you
were like a slut singer. That is wild. That is so bananas.
I mean, look, but what bananas? Bananas? I've actually wanted,
like for a while, I've wanted one. Two thousand and seven was the
first time that I was like basically when Riot came out from Paramore and I
was like, bro, I got a capitalize on this shit, and we
actually tried out well, I was jamming with some of my boys and we
tried out this one girl and then I was fucked up. My my friend,
No, no, no, my friend. My friend betrayed me to
betray me. He he was like, I don't give a if you don't
want a jam with me, I don't give a shit. Why would I
want anybody? Imagine having somebody a part of your band, your music project
and they weren't really feeling it, and like You're like no, keep going
like no, no, no, I was here. My friend was he
didn't want to like tell me that. He's like, hey, I found
a different band. He wanted, like a rockabilly band, and he wanted
to focus on that. He put together a project and then he was too
scared to tell me, and I'm like, what the fuck, dude,
what are you talking like? Just it was still a point where I was
excided frohim, and they need a drummer, so I started drumming for them.
But like, at the time, why he betrayed me? I say,
is we tried out this one girl singer he found her. But then
I was like, hey, what happened? To her like she tried out,
and then I was like, reach out to her, so we want
to like have her come over again. And then he was like, oh,
you know, she's actually doesn't want to do anymore. I was like,
what did she give a reason? He was like, she just said
no. Later to find out that, you know, city, he literally
just just ignored, didn't call her back and didn't want to. He didn't
want to because he didn't want to go forward with the band, so he
kind of sabotaged me having that girl in the band. And I'm like,
Yo, that's crazy bands not like Nightmares, bro, Like that was just
going wrong. And it's like, uh it, it is a fucking mess
man. It's I've played with so many insane people, uh people that the
people that are just they're like this one guy that he literally would just like
if you looked at his eyes, there was just pussy in the irises because
he just all he cared about was getting women. He didn't care about anything
else. There was no there was no music. I don't think he would
have cared what the genre was. He was just in it to like get
pussy. And I was like, God, damn, it's playing with people.
So that's why I like, I was actually thinking about the next.
So. I have a project that I'm working on, but I want to
do another. I want to do two projects simultaneously. One want to do
so christ and I did a kind of punk hardcore song last year and I
love that genre. It's easy, fun, fast, and I was like,
this would do well and so and so that was a fun one.
Yeah. So I was thinking, I haven't talked to you about it yet,
but I'm like, just ride a bunch of shit, throw throw some
maybe little four track EP together. Maybe I think see what I was I
haven't. I literally this is the first time making a resurgence again. I'm
so happy about that. I hate it because the era makes me upset.
I don't know why I never liked that kind of music. I about pop
punk, Yeah, yeah, punk, I never I've never I like Paramore,
Don't get me wrong. I've always liked Paramour because I thought Hayli Williams
is cute every since I was a kid. So that's why I like Paramore.
And also like a girl I like exposed me to Paramores, I was
like, oh this is fun. I like Green Day of course, obviously
because I'm fucking born when I was born, But I didn't like the frequency
of pop punk, how it was so dominant from like two thousand and three
to two thousand, like ten. There's a lot of ship. It was
super dominant. There's a lot of garbage within it, right, But yeah,
I would say every genre of music though that's not exclusive to pop punk
at all. That's not the that's it's how I felt about, like in
specifically wrap around five, like six oh, it was. It was like
that was a dark era of rapps. It was really kind of saw the
Southern seah it was. It was really really like, don't get me wrong,
I think some of the best rappers come from the South. Objectively,
we got like Jed, we got fucking Uh, we got Earth Gang,
we got one hundred three thousand, we got fucking Pimp. Seeing all them,
they're fantastic artists, you know. But the ship that was getting played
Hurricane Chris, you know, fucking oh my god, I wish I had
to go with a sink of Louisiana. Will guy. Oh no, the
right thir asshole, that's chingy no, No, I remember it's almost something
so close. Wait ching he is right there right, you like the way
you do it right there. Let me see, hurricane, what did he
do? He did something stupid? You're gonna hear he did something stupid.
Mind blocked. My mind blocked it because like I was like, wait a
minute, no, I remember right, there was annoying. But he's thirty
five though, that's fucking crazy. Oh wow, well yeah, because he
was young when he came out her and baby, that's it. That's it.
Hey maybe, hey, maybe baby, Hey babe baye, white folks,
gangsters and the thugs a baby. Oh my god, I forgot about
that. I had to do that, hurriy. I was seven. Holy
ship. Yeah I didn't stick though, at least that didn't stick. Yeah
it did for a bit. But that's what happens when like genres just sometimes
they get oversaturated and then like the kind of the worst ship goes to the
top, not the worship but like just like the not the best, the
least interesting. Yeah, like there was all that. There was that whole
era of a It was because of Soldier Boy. It was like, oh,
we're gonna do dancing, So basically it's not about anything other than creating
some type of dance body. And then it started getting so fucking absurd to
the point where, uh, to me, it peaked that Cat Daddy if
you remember the Cat Daddy. Yeah, Tommy sponge Bob stacking Krabby, Patty
something some getting the Cat Daddy and I'm like, I'm done, I'm done.
I can't I listen. That was dark kuture hip hop. Though it
was, it was to the point that it was to the point that like
when Kendrick and people like came went Kendrick and Cole and like, uh,
because it was that era for a while. And then what happened is that
Tyler showed up, Kendrick Lamar showed up, Earl Sweatshirt, j Cole,
Big Sean, people that can actually rap again. Yeah, re emerged out
the water. Yeah, and you're like, thank you God, thank you
so much. Yeah, that's the EBB and Flow because they had that,
and then like they had that error music and then I still like maybe like
twenty fifteen, like like a lot of really well maybe twenty ten. Then
it got the trap rappers like Future up, who I fucking adore? I
love Future but I am I'm I'm half in half a Future. I like
some of his stuff. I think he's a genius. Bro. I hear
people say he's a genius a lot of times. I don't agree. I
don't even because of the fact that he brought that genre music to the forefront
where it was. But is he a genius or was he just a fucking
guy on Lean? You know you know what's crazy? You know what you
know? You know, you know it's really crazy crazy. He admitted that
he wasn't. He doesn't really fun with anything other than like smoking weed that
much. What it was just simply the idea that was the culture around him.
So he made music like that. It's really fucked up, okay whatever.
I tried Lean because the future very likely, very likely, because because
because the music he would rap about when I was younger, I was like,
oh yeah, dude, is sucking smoke a blunt, drink some Lean
and I would become a vegetable And I'm like, I don't want to do
this some more and I wake up out myself. So are you telling me
you're like this stereotype of like what what like the news would would scare people
like your kid's just gonna drink Lean because he heard it in his song.
Yeah, yeah, it's so insane people people are doing people were drinking ly.
If you were smoking weed at the time in twenty ten, if you
were like really smoking weed, people were drinking lean and no, but how
suggestible do you have to be to do that? Yeah? Well that was
the that was. That was like hip hop culture. If you're really around
that shit, you know very likely you would probably end up trying it.
I hate terrible. It's terrible, don't get me wrong. Like I did
like maybe twice, and I was like, I don't like how when I
do this, I can't move? But you're telling me, Like, so
you're telling me he wasn't in the len In Lee have done it before,
but that wasn't really are you telling me? When he made that Tony Montana
ship, he wasn't high out of his fucking mind. He was probably high.
He probably wasn't fucking sipping and blowing cold at the same time. He
was probably just like smoking weed. Maybe his homies were sipping some lean.
He was like, you know, there's a idea slapping women. As he's
talking, he's just he's a slap women. He doesn't respect that. It's
a difference. I'm sure he wouldn't. He would he would hire someone else
to slap them. He doesn't even text, didn't slap. Yeah, look
man, I I like some of his ship, but I I'll some like
say that okay, so so h that song that he did with Kendrick that
started the whole fucking beat like it was that. It was that like that
that Verry White beam? Right? Very right? What is his name?
Right? The I hate on the fly? Sometimes some it's very white?
Right, the he's the original beat. Yeah, yeah, he's the big
black soulfol dude. Right? And is that am I saying? The right
guy? Not very white? I see. I feel like on the fly,
I get like, not Verry White, very white to the white man.
Verry White is the Verry White is like that old he would write like
the sensual kind of like love ballads. No, That's what I'm talking about.
Oh no, I'm wrong, am I back to right? Was a
white man? It just for some reason, for some reason, on the
fly, I get like kind of like, oh no, no, is
that right? I feel like you're a human being recorded you and it's like
it's it's on the fly. His name was just Arry White, Verry White.
But the soul, Oh my doll and so we had that beat.
There's Verry White, there's Arry White, and then there's Jack Black and oh
my god there inverse. Yeah, they're actual pilots. Did you see that?
By the way, I like, uh, yes, what you're gonna
talk about? Uh? Because Jack Black endors Biden because like whatever. Of
course, because of course he's fucking Hollywood, Like why wouldn't he? And
then so everybody's like pretending like suddenly he's cringe Like suddenly, like suddenly,
Jack Black being the way Jack Black has always been is now like a bad
thing. Yeah, all of us overnight. Jack Black has always had cringe
energy. But the most fun have y'all seen Nacho Lee Bright that Jack has
literally cringed. And the point it's funny Jack Black is so he's so free
from like he really does not care. And that to me is like that
that transcend He it is cringe, but it's like beyond it to the point
where it's like I'm genuinely jealous of that. Yeah, like that he could
give that less of a fuck about like he's just trying to have fun.
Yeah, it's cringe, but it's it's genuine. It's that's what it's cringing
in the way that like children kind of are cringe you know. It's it's
authentic. That's the thing. I think that's the most important thing. When
people are just being themselves, like I don't care, like how Like I've
seen things like huge dorks like I go, I'll go. My friend he's
the manager at a comic shop and there are there was a dude that came
in the store, one of his friends that plays a warhammer and he's wearing
like the Jetly's unleashed collar like and I'm like, that is fucking that sick
like, but he unapologetically doesn't give a fuck because most people would just laugh
at him like this Nigga's weren't a collar for me. But I'm like,
I respect that very close to that level of like I really like what I
like. It's really hard everybody to be like, oh, that's dumb,
you like for me, Like anime. I used to love anime. I
think anime as a genre because of the way modern kids that just it is
so unbelievably crange. It's hard to it's hard to like it for me.
It's hard to be a big it's hard for me to dive deeper into it
because like where I just lived with the people I lived with it in Vegas,
they were all all they did was watch anime dude his son. They
were just watching and and it just made me hate it even more. It
made like it was like to the point where just I can't it's really it's
it's honestly, it's mainly the women. Uh, it's their voices. It's
mainly that ship. There's something about it talking about in the last episode,
did we yeah, a little bit about like how they were it was.
I mean I said something about like it would be like watching Breaking Bad,
but like if if the main characters had like SpongeBob's voice. Yeah, yeah,
Okay, you're right. It's for me. It's the characterization of women,
bro. It's like they they I feel like animes. It like this
woman character can do this, and then you see them and they don't do
anything other than just be a damsel. Yeah, And I'm like, why
do you have them in there? Then that's why I like this. Make
him ship if they're gonna be shipped, don't lie to me about what he
said. The animals that I've uh that I've gravitated towards have like strong women
in them, like so I was attack on Titan. No such thing full
monolchemists, because the Armstrong like the queen, she's sucking Olivier. I would
I would kill a grown man Olivier. I would slaughter one of them.
Who is that? She's a pink from She's she's Louis, not Louis Louis,
She's she's Captain Armstrong's little sister. And she'd fuck him up. He's
a wall of a man. Yeah, she would beat the out he is
afraid of this guy is a wall, but like she is way more scrap
who is going to take over the family. And she beat his asset.
He's like, please help me, mom and dad and they were like,
nah, you got it. You're you're sure strong dude. Speaking of Louis
Armstrong, somebody did you see what we got tagged in on Twitter? It
was? Was it that thing that I was talking about? Because I was
talking about it in the episode, like I swear I've seen like a thing
of him on the moon. Yes, that was it. There's no oxygen
on the moon. How did Louis Armstrong get there? Yeah? That's He's
like, hell, hell, that ship is the guy that was doing the
voice too. He's kind of breaking character. You hear him laughing a little
bit. There's nothing funny people breaking character that it's great. There's there's another
one that it's it's way worse than this one. But the guy's just saying
balls in my jaws. That's all I saying in the loose balls in my
jaws, over and over, bows in my jaw. And then before he
starts that job character that kind of content jaw which to make content like that,
I think that's what really is funny. I think I don't care about
hitting the algorithm for like for people to laugh. I think the idea of
making ship that's so stupid that every time I watch it I could laugh would
be more of a better thing. Now yeah, well dude, that's how
I feld aboutcast feels like. Now it's like I don't really give a fuck
about like if people laugh at anymore because we're laughing. So yeah, I
mean it. I know, I hate talk. I hate talking positively about
anything that I'm involved in, but I know, like say, watching the
Ship back and like some of the clips that we've seen, I'm like,
Okay, this is fucking fire like like it's fun as fun, Like we're
having fun obviously being in Now that we're here, this is great. And
I look at I listen to a lot of podcasts, there's I feel like,
you know, there's a lot of people don't like come town, right,
there's no middle fingers. Excellent, excellent. Look. I want to
switch it up a little bit because I I I I know people, So
I didn't I had no plans on bringing this up, okay, but then
it got all the way up to Philip de Franco and ship Oh what yeah,
so it was there is a huge because people would be like a little
weird that we didn't bring this up at all. Like in the commentary community,
somebody has been recently exposed for me, did you see that? I
commented on our episode with him, and I was like, mao, So
what's really funny is that a few years before, I guess we've met him
a few times. We've met Ilex and each time it was a very cool
chat. Oh yeah, like but see that's kind of the problem though,
right that you don't know people's you don't know what the hell they're doing behind
the scenes. I've met it's like and I'm not comparing I'm Malex to fucking
uh damn it, who's uh Ted Bundy. But my point is I'm not
comparing the two. But my point is that you are. But you're not
saying. I'm not saying. This is not a one to one comparison there.
This is clearly just me saying, look at how fucking evil that piece
of shi it was. But everyone that met him was like, this guy
rules. When we're like I want to him. Judge that like sentence him
to death or whatever, was like, man, I wish you in a
different way in life, bro, you would have got sentenced to death.
Stop stop? Can you imagine? So what you saw? You saw the
clip of I did? I saw he was? I saw you see I
saw a clip of him going like seeing it's just crazy. That's that's that
European anger, bro. That's like I was like, oh man, he's
that is now look at it? Look at man. That's like anger that
I feel at like raids in the destiny, Like I never felt that kind
of anger towards a person that's in my life. That's the kind of anger.
That's why that me and Derek are here. That's that kind of anger
that it's just like yes, genetic memory. My great great great grandfather saw
that and it was like, get off, I'll just get on the boat.
I'll just get on the boat. Whoa, whoa, hold on there,
why hello. That's the reason why my last name is Jamison. Like,
look what we're like on Africa. Like they don't even understand what they're
saying. You get on the boat. You know, they're looking around like
they're fucking dancing and ship playing hopscotch. Monkey's drunk, he cracks it on
the air, not even on a person. They were like, he's not
even holding a whip, he's crying nothing. How do you feel, actually
spectral, it's it's manifesting spectraly. How do you feel if you just just
his fist at that point? Yeah, you're definitely getting on the boat.
You're like, all right, all right, I'm I see you. You
did it? They do? They do. That's a real man. It
is look man for for people that speak I think South Africans, there's some
clicking going on. I know. It's not only it's in the same vein.
It's like it's in the same vein as you're look, man, I
can't help but laugh. Culturally, Indians they're they're agreeable. Fucking bob.
That It is why I was so. I was around Indians so much growing
up. I started doing that. I was like, no, I don't
really want to do that, and I was just like, you think they're
good to Like, there's like I can I can say personally some of them
are. I can say that personally. Everything that's that's not that's not true,
not a single it's gonna dick. I'll put that on my life.
I'll put that on my soul. That is not crazy. Yeah, all
right, so why anyway back to it? Back to yeah, yeah,
know I saw that the clips were making me laugh so hard, dude,
because it's just like, I'll beat you over the head with a fucking bricks.
It's so you can't. I'm sorry, Alex, you can. I'm
sorry, but like this, you're not. You're not physically intimidating enough to
say that, not even a little bit. Look, look, I don't
look to another human being, even a woman. Quite frankly, it was
it was pretty It was pretty bad that ship man. You know me,
I'm a I'm a guy that gives I'm a second chance kind of fella.
You know, like I'm like, you know, people fuck up and they
have the right to at least try to do better. You know, we
don't know him his tile. You know, people are aren't their worst moments
exactly either. You know, that's another thing that the Internet doesn't really understand.
People have moments where they fuck they say dumb ship. I've said done
dumb ship plenty of times in my life. I guess to me that the
distinction is like, dude, like I understand fucking up, or like being
confused, or like say, like I understand all that stuff, but I
can't even imagine what would compel me to say that shit. Yeah, you
know what I mean, Like, it's it's how are you gonna say that
to another person? Even when I get mad, Like, even when I
get really angry. You know, obviously we all understand the people that love
you, you love the most, get to the angriest. It's a real
thing in the world, you know, you're around on the most. Yeah,
Like when I get really mad at Lily, I most like I want
to kick you. I want to give you a kick in the leg and
walk away. Yeah, I would never be like I want to bass your
that is a threat that you can't stay with someone after they say that to
you. Yeah, like you cannot stay with them. That's like not not
a safe place, no more like all right, you're gonna go your way.
I'm gonna go my way because I'm afraid. Look, I'm be real.
I've never like, and if there's any secret footage on me, I
feel one thousand percent confident that it's all milk toasts, you know, because
I've never I've never risen to Sometimes I've been mad that like even the mild
level that I raised to was apparently intimidating, and I'm like, I'm like,
yo, you should feel so fucking lucky that I'm not. Like I've
never done anything remotely close to like any thing. I've never done anything remotely
even close to in that level of like I'm gonna fucking I've ever even screamed
to where my voice was hoarse, actually definitely yelled at before, but like
she doesn't take my yelling. I've actually, genuinely I think I've only raised
my voice in a relationship genuinely one time. One time I've done it,
and it was like a like a quick spike. Yeah, I've justifiably,
like, dude, we had I had. This is the dumbest thing,
and yeah, I'm putting Jojo on blast. This was so stupid. So
like, my outgies are pretty bad. And I bought this new eyebot.
It was the scented thing that we put in the wash, but it's just
too concentrated and it fucks with me. And so she she was washing her
her like bras or whatever the fuck, and like it has some of that
on there, and she was hanging it up and I could smell it,
and I was like, fuck, that's like really bad. And I was
like, hey, uh, I'm gonna I'm gonna go hang them up in
the bathroom or whatever because it's just too and she was like, what are
you talking about. She was like I used only the scented thing, the
unscented wash, and I'm like no, I can smell the scent of that
thing on them and bothering me and to a point where she was like trying
to gaslight me that I'm like and I'm like, I'm like, are you
telling me that my fucking noses broke? It was so it was so absurd
to me that I'm like, all right, I'm dropping this whatever, and
then later on she was like, I'm sorry, like, yeah, I
forgot that I put that shit on there, and I'm like and I was
like at that point, I was like about to turn into Alex, but
I was kidding. No, no, no, it was one of those
things that I just really can't imagine, like honest mistake. It's just one
of those things that like I only I have moments, and even in moments
where I know I'm one hundred percent right, I still don't go crazy.
And one thing I know do and I'll tell you this, and I would
advise everybody do it. Don't fucking gloat if you, if you, if
you, unless you're playing a game where you're expected spoil leader's insult to injury,
there's spoils. But in a conversation, there is no reason to like,
you've you've already won. There's no reason to rub it in. Was
he don't I didn't see all of it? No, no, no,
I'm just saying, like, say, in your situation, in a situation
like that, in a situation like that, like I know this motherfucker obviously
disagrees, but I just feel, you know, I don't gloat at all.
I try to end it. I try to stop. Well, see
then I glowed a little bit. Of course you do, you do.
I've known you from fucking over a decade. Of course only a little bit.
Well, the situation, the situation happens is like I am so often
it is unfortunate, but I am so often casually correct about things that people
are viscerally opposed to me on. And then eventually it'll come around I'll be
like, yeah, I will gloat. I'll be like, yeah, it's
not like I'm yeah correct almost every single time about this. Look literally better
than you. I say that because I know it's more of a joke than
I'm not super serious about it, but I will people kind of look at
people. I say that because I know people do that a lot of times
on average, where they kind of want to be like yeah, vindication,
They're like I try to remind I try to remind people that I'm correct.
That's literally like it's the point where like the reason why, Like there there's
there's also a culture online that if you're the wrong online culture. But if
you're wrong, if you're wrong about something, let's say I have no being
being wrong is being human right right. But for some reason online it's almost
like that doesn't exist where if you're wrong about something or you make a mistake,
they have to point it out where it's like, my god, just
let it. Like if it was a consistent mistake that keeps happening, then
you bring it up like, hey, this keeps happening. But if you
make like I've met, imagine me on the top the amount of times I'm
misspoken about some ship, like fucking it's you can't you can't count it.
It's like it's for vindication. And look at you, and I'm like I
would, I would fucking rip your penis off, just like just one tug
editing fulls off. I'm going to fucking bash your penis with the fucking I
remember the one. The one thing right there was like there was a I
think you made a video about about Bill Nye saying something about the gender spectrum
or something. Yeah, and you admitted you were like very adults, but
you were like, I'm wrong, I was wrong. I took the video
down. I said something wrong. I looked into what it was and I
was like, oh, yeah, he's right. Yeah, And that was
and that was I just think I did a video, but I think I
was I was going to do a video about it. You were going to
you don't know you made it, said, I remember that at the time,
it seemed completely lined. It was just a cooes. It was coins
to me. It was it was the nature of how it was done right,
and then that's what it is. It wasn't the conversation because it was
so ridiculous. It was every time I've ever made fun of ship like that,
it's always been like this is presented in such a dumb, stupid gay
like it was always like I just hated the way. I hated the way
that people were pandering, Like I hated the way that people do you remember
when they had all those like raps about like cultural and shut up, it's
real ship. At the same time, those things are very real, they
happen, but also they were talking about it in ways that like weren't academically
correct. Also not exactly that's kind of thing too. It's like it was
not only were they pandering in like a really dumb, pathetic and like embarrassing
way, but they were pandering in like a misinformed way that like completely distorted
the original meeting of like what they were talking. Problem is that they're not
academics doing something that is inherently academic. That is the biggest problem. There
are people just bash their heads in with a brand. I just dude,
I really, I'm sorry he bringing it back to him, but it's so
that those videos cracked me. I heard said I was for me. I
don't care about that, right, because I'm gonna laugh more often. Did
you see it? Did you see it? I saw a clip of something
of it, and I was like, dann an older video, and It's
like, what I wanted to see the context because I know I heard because
I watched Philip Franko's piece and then apparently he says the hard R at some
point. But I'm like, but I don't know, I don't know if
it was something I don't know he was he was reading fucking huck Finn to
uh. Because I feel like Bridge don't even say stuff like that. They're
like, oh, you you silly dowkskin fellow, you you rambunctious Negro.
The thing about it is like, I've never heard them say the inWORD hard
ever. I actually I've never heard of Bridges and say that because they can't
They they can't do that. They can't do that. There are is fall
off at the end of the words anyway, so it doesn't work. They
him saying, he cracked his accent. I'm speaking like an American now,
he busts into a Southern accent emphasis. Well, the thing about it,
so yes, I don't know, man, I saw some of those videos
and I'm like, dude, it really is. I don't know that.
Honestly, that word is so desensitized to me at this point. I'm spending
so much time with you fucking as yeah whatever, like that is so unimportant.
What is crazy? That's worse if someone saying word for me, I
just genuinely don't believe that when people say that word these generally that it's coming
from like a place of like genuine bigotry and it's just from shock bell.
You know, Like there are people who are like if I mean, if
if they're in Timpoole's you know, yeah you can tell you says yeah.
There's certain circumstances where it's like, Okay, yeah, that's probably coming from
like a bad place. But like there's definitely a lot of people who is
just like that's a shock value word and I'm gonna say it far right hate,
you know, and derogatory hate. And then there's to the far end
of like Paudie Pie right, like avery At playing what was he playing?
Pub g Bridge? Right bridge is iconic now, Bro, in my D
and D campaign, that bridge is in it. That's that's the that's what
happens on that bridge. What's it called. It's pewdiepies bridget Bridge, Beautie
Pie's Bridge has been write it out on the bat, that's Pewdiepiees Bridge.
If you go there, there will be a fight and bad things will be
said. There will be a frustrated that that fight will test you. Let
me tell you, I want to do that. I want to I want
to have a fight. That's so annoying and D and D Lily says the
N word. Yeah, we just gets up and says it and you gotta
get her storms out the room. One day. I'm trying to I'm trying
to get Jojo to say it and then to capture it and then and then
I have I have that in my back on That's what I'm saying. Once
that flick switches in her brain, that's what they are, bro Alex.
You know, what I love how this is one thing that annoys me.
I'm be honest, like it's a good thing that it's so funny. Just
see some rage out. Seething is the correct word. See somebody rage hard
and one thing that I don't like. Look at I love, I love,
And then I also hate this because of how fake it is, right
because not his reaction. It's like Mel Gibson, his girlfriend at the time
whatever, was recording him saying, I hope you get raped by a pack
with inwards and he's going crazy, but she's so calm because she knows the
camera. So I kind of hate that. I love that. I love
it for entertainment purposes, but also when you're taking it seriously, I'm like,
Okay, obviously obviously she has moments like that too, and she admits
she's like I wasn't perfect in it, and I'm like, damn, I
want to see what I want to I want to see her level. I
want to see I want to see her level. Let's get for for the
sake of justice, let's get a really clear because he sucks clearly. Yeah,
I like, I want to know about you because well, there's well
there's I don't know if you saw this, But there was a thing where
like they uncropped the so she had like text messages with him that they were
cropped in the Google doc. But I guess like you can go and inspect
element and like if you crop them through Google doc, they're not actually cropped,
like so you can you can see like what is cropped out provided that
like you know, it's through the app and he's in her phone as racist
N word, so like and she and she talks about like she talks about
how like, well, what an oxymoron? I know that well she talks
about how like oh you know, and people called her app for it,
and she was like, well it was She owned up to it kind of,
but she was like, yeah, it became so desensitized to me because
of him. And I'm like, dude, you gotta just own it.
At a certain point, you can't say that like that is why people like
us can't get canceled. Souse this somebody brings can't swing. You did say
that joke about gabele once. I'm like, yeah, it was probably fucking
funny, dude. Somebody in the calm of one of the recent episodes was
like, oh, they didn't censor Chris saying the N word, And I
was like, I didn't say the N word, you know, but hard
but if I did, like whatever, I don't remember you saying hard R.
No. I think I know what they were talking about because I was
listening to it back and it was like it was like a trans I didn't
say the word, but like I a word trailed into something else that almost
sounded like I interrupted myself and it sounded like it. You just reminded me
of something. So because I was, I was, I was, I
was debating on oh, should I should I censor the the F slurs?
And I was like, no, no, I'm just like, I'm thirty
six. I know I'm I'm not gonna do that. I'm like, I'm
not gonna do it. So but then it reminded me of why we even
talked about in the first place. Is because we're talking about marsh Eminem song
Marshall Mathers. I'm thirty six years old. I've listened to that album first
when I was thirteen, Right, I just found out, so I've all
these years. I thought he was saying, you know, I thought he
said that for no reason, right, is which is a bites, missus
whatever, miss mathers, it doesn't matter it like, and then so I'm
just like, whoa, Apparently they took out him calling like some record label
guy like that. There there's an So if you look at the uncensored version,
literally the only thing that's uncensored is that little line. That's it.
And it blew my fucking mind that like that this entire time, I never
knew that. I knew that either because I looked it up. So I
was gonna put action. I was gonna put that clip in the podcast,
and then like I was like I finding that out, I'm like, I'm
not gonna put the clip in because I need to discuss this. And yeah,
so this entire time it's not And it makes sense though, because it
does kind of sound like it's cut. The audio does kind of sound cut,
like after he says it doesn't matter, and it does sound a little
cut. But like I just thought, like that's just how he wanted it,
and then he just he's so he's just saying he's just angry. It
doesn't it's whatever, dude, I don't I can't I care not about stuff
like that old question. Okay, I heard about this a little while ago,
and it made me max understand the truth of where it comes from.
The whole thing is like girls, like, what would you be more scared
of in the woods? A man or bear? Right now? Look,
I know, statistically right, obviously men attack women more than bears men,
I agree, But I feel like that's such a hyperbolic thing because the nature
of a bear, bears are monsters. Bear, if it's gonna kill you,
your you're dead. Yeah. The analogy that the conversation is more about,
like, well, oh, the bear will only kill me. I
think that's kind of what the and I understand that, but like, as
to me, I don't. When when a woman says I would prefer running
into a bear, that doesn't really bother me. But when like a guy
says, oh, bear, that to me kind of implies to me that
you are the kind of guy that you wouldn't want to run into. That's
kind of what that says to me, because because because what would make it
like my immediate assumption if I'm asked that question, if I'm like, oh,
would you rather your daughter run into a like a random man, like
a statistically like a random man or a bear I'm picking the guy, you
know, like pretty much pretty much instantaneously, because I from my standpoint,
if I'm alone in the woods and I see like a fucking little girl sitting
there, I'm gonna be like, oh my god, I have to fucking
help this person's you know what I mean. And so to assume the other
the anything else, I don't know, Man, I feel like that kind
of implies like a level of like I got a self. That's a weird
thing. I don't think so, because I think I think it's also a
little bit weird to assume that the bear's only going to attack you, where
like bears a lot of times pretend to be scary and then if you fucking
if you scream at them, they're like, oh ship And then directly brown
bears, black bear, sorry, black bears ones that are really easy to
scare. It's also a lot smaller than a round grizzly. A grizzly grizzly
sees you. It might be games. Polar bear your food. If you're
the bears will eat you. They actually they're they're predators. They like they
love me. The polar bears will they see they're like jackpot and you don't
bite your feet off and then spin it at your head and knock you out.
Yeah, dude, but yeah, it's like the idea. That's why
I like. To me, like everybody just assumes if you put in the
precursor that the bear is gonna maul you, then it's like, well,
obviously you choose that. It's it's hyperbolic to me, but I understand.
I understand the hyper body. I understand argument, right because it's like,
yes, I totally I'm a random fucking the woods. I think it's scary.
It is. It's very scary and like because like, first of all,
the bear is just doing its natural thing. Where look, man,
I watch a lot of true crime stuff, and then all of a sudden
there's a guy and this is actually uh, I guess this Central Park a
part of it close by? No no, no, sorry sor sorry or
city yeah, but not Central Park. Sorry there I don't I can't remember
enough. But there's a I guess there's a park that's connected like Brooklyn,
and there's there's a part there was something that uh, basically, long story
short, this girl would always go jogging this one area and then she didn't
go one time with her dad. She'd usually go, and then the one
time she didn't go with her dad, a guy fucking you know, grabbed
her, knocked her, raped her, killed her. And it's like one
of those things where it's like, bro, what are the odds of like
the one time she didn't go and then so it's like you have some sick
purpose probably watching all the time. I mean, they're pretty astronomic. Yeah,
and so it's one of the things where it's like knowing what man is
capable of. That's why I feel like there's a lot of women that which
was the bear with a bear? The only reason it would really attack you
is if it feels threatened, like or if it's kids. Like for sure,
the bear is gonna attack you if you're by its cubs, like it's
a female bear and you're anywhere near the cubs you're getting I think to me
that that cements this is that like I don't know if you guys remember that
video the guy getting eaten by the bear, the guy that was living with
the bear, and then they polar bear. No no, no, no,
no, no no, there normal. These are normal, cuddly,
fucking like the ones that you'd like you know, and like the sounds that
dude, who's making That's one of those haunting videos I think I've ever seen,
not because you don't even see anything. It's not even like you see,
it's just the sounds like that sounds someone getting eaten. It is very
because you're whaling and you're just yelling. You're whaling because they're being ripped apart,
like it really sounds like probably the worst experience possible probably, so to
me, I'm just like, yeah, I've never had a problem with the
women who say it, but like, to me, it's just it's weird.
I don't know, it's statistically like how many men are you walking by
on a daily, day to day basis that you're that that are not that's
that's my thing, right, Well, dude, no, but some of
them are problems. Those guys are going to help people. Well see,
I I agree, But then Jesus christ Man, when you numbers, when
you look at the statistics, what statistics, statistics, the rape statistics,
the sexual women, except we both know that that's not exactly like what do
you mean are we pretending like women don't do that? Also? And then
like yeah, I just don't like let's be let's be one hundred percent about
this one time. They do this a lot. We have conscious about people.
We we had conclt with two girls. Right, Oh, I'm glad
you're gonna bring this up because it's happened. I've been Yeah, same as
it's happened to me. That was a lot of my friends right bringing that
up. They looked at us like we had four heads and I was like,
she was laughing. Dude, literally I felt I felt like I was
like, uh I, I couldn't believe, like it is, there's a
there's a real conversation that I don't I don't think people are really actually ready
to have about like women and how they don't actually all they also have a
problem respecting like basic boundaries and consent, Like that's that's a true fact.
Well right, I'm sorry. It's in the same vein as like a lot
of them feel comfortable hitting men because they know we're not supposed to hit them
back, like culturally, culturally we're not supposed to hit them back, so
they feel comfortable. I've watched the amount of times I've seen women just beat
the fuck out of dudes, like after partying at a party, whatever.
One time I saw this guy like pushes and then like everybody then also these
guys swarm. This one guy just took it like a man like. He
just put his hands behind his back and this Hawaiian chick was just wailing on
him. But he didn't didn't get knocked out or nothing. And I was
like, weak bitch. But I was just like to me, I was
like, there's no chance that I'm I'm gonna toss you ten feet if you
do that to me. I got beat up by a girl. Granted I
think he would have beat me if you fought. Anyway, she was she
was like a volleyball player. Yeah, and she punched me in the face
really hard, and I was like, I'm not hit you back. You're
a girl. And I realized that like maybe if I would fought, she
probably would have still be that was quite the hook. I was like,
Jesus, right, my men was wrong. I should probably just try to
act tough. Look, I gotta I gotta say this. I gotta say
because even though that is a complete like the conversation we're having right now is
so under reported, under talked about and everything, but to try to even
you know, like if we're gonna to make a comparison kind of laughable in
a way that like just laughable as far as percentage, I think I think
the degree I guess is different. The degree, yes, the degree in
which because like a woman's not going to dut somebody in the middle of the
of the night because like the probably the average woman couldn't even do it.
Yeah, right, they couldn't even do it if they tried. Agree,
And and the thing is that's also but that's but I but that's also not
most sexual assaults. Yeah, most you know what I mean most sexual assaults
is a belief of it is a let's be real, it's a lot of
times a conservative belief that women are property and they can do it as they
please, and so they do things at parties, they do things that clubs.
People that know. That's what I'm saying. It's it's very rarely,
if ever, a strange It's not like a because yeah, that's more of
a law and order SPU type thing. I'm talking about, like say,
a conservative point of view that you think women are property. So when you're
with said women, but I agree, I agree if you listen to these
people speak and how they're like, and how many people, how many tens
of millions of people don't even believe in marital rape. They don't think that's
a thing that's crazy. They don't think it's that's crazy. That's the thing
where it's like, it's to the point where culturally for a lot of people,
and then when you go outside the country, it's like laughable. If
you go to thorough countries, for example, let's just be real, women
are it's laughable. So that's what I mean, like say in that vein
where it's like, yeah, when we talk about the struggles of men,
like right, it's completely underreported and women will laugh at us or even me,
like I remember I laughed at you when I talked about your sexual experience.
Like it's like a by default because culturally I have been conditioned to things
to laugh about stuff like that, to not think that me getting taken advantage
of is something that should be traumatic, but it should be like, well
that happened, kids bringing teachers just like oh, that's exactly instead of being
dude, I wanted to just so bad and that's horrible. That's a grown
woman. That's another thing that we're talking about is that like dude, how
many. Yeah, the numbers on the board are crazy. How many?
How many? By the way, how many women are doing that? It
is great? Like I knew I know of three, I know just from
our school. I know I know I know two personally, and I know
the three from your school, and I'm like, the numbers are pretty crazy.
Open. It wasn't like a secret. It was people. People knew
that I knew the kid. I was like, dude, what he was
like? Yeah, And I was like, how no one said anything.
I was like, no one said anything. And one of them if I'm
not miss taking one of their parents faculty in the school and I'm not mistaken,
And I was like, but okay when he got home. But so
what I said, what I'm saying generally is that, like the the darkness
of people is dark, and I think it's universal. I don't think there's
this like line where it's like only men do this, women don't do this.
I don't think that exists. I think that's completely CULTURALZ agree, I
agree, I got it. I got it. Sorry, Oh no,
So the only reason why I think in the same way like say death statistics
of like taking risk, I think this all boils down to and a lot
of people sometimes like social when we talk about social science, they don't want
to like talk about it. But testosterone, testosterone is the driving hormone that
makes men and why men have weight. Like say, women on average have
less than a hundred nanograms per desolator of testosterone, where man on average it's
infinitely higher. I mean you just said iron man, Well nanograms nanograms per
desolator. Yeah, that's well, it's that's it's not that's like you went
to fucking school. We do you talk about I've never heard of a desciator.
Definitely. There's a tenth of a leader anyway, anyway, anyway,
it's fine, okay, and a deca lead, there's ten leaders. That
doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. He doesn't give a fuck, right,
he's a counting. We're counting stuff in our systems to count. It's nice
to it's nice to know these, especially like if you get sick or if
there's well I got sick, so it happened to me. I need to
know I don't get sick. You get sick. That's what happens when you
have a This is good to have the confidence we have those fucking rightoids that
like think they know everything, and then when you know like basic mathematics and
science and things, you're like, oh, you're wrong because of literally this.
Yeah, And they can be like, no, that's not true.
But I'm like, no, you're you're wrong. But but I just want
people to understand. I just want people to understand that testosterone is the hormone
that makes it makes me take risks so stupid they do dumb things because this
ship just it makes you with The higher it is, the more invincible you
feel. That's true, think of it. Like, but so my counter
is my counter is this, Then what's their excuse? WHOA, that's stop,
that's that's stop stop because you just used you don't understand what you just
used. But you just used the nuke. You just use then and you
don't get it. You're like and then all of a sudden, Taiwan's gone
and you're like, I'm joking, I'm kidding, but yeah, it's Look,
man, I just feel like, generally, like eight times, eight
times out of ten, the person who finds a random kid in the try
in the woods is gonna help them, and if they do for some reason,
die When am I gonna get revenge on a bear. Yeah, Like
I want to believe this, man, I want to believe this so badly,
Like you know that's true. Is how there's so many, there's so
many guns in our country and so few mass shootings compares compared to them,
I think there's way many. No, no, no, no, no,
you're misunderstanding. There shouldn't be in and why why should why you're saying
so you're saying that if we are as fucked as as we presume ourselves to
be, we shouldn't be able to go outside without having to dodge bullets.
So I think, look at so there are way too many. I think
mass shooting because like it's just a lot more completely unreported shootings all the time,
there's shot most of those, like we said before we were talking about
the show, are people like there's that, but then they're playing there's just
there's just we don't even need to talk about mass shooting just under four because
I think it's four and above his mass And so all you need to do
is just look at statistics of people road raging shooting people. There's people disputing
with their neighbors, right, but that's the shooting. This ship, dude,
I think like, I just don't deal really with that. Do you
really think that happens, like I don't even have many of people. It's
not a majority or even like a sizeable percentage. Yes, no, I
think so. I think the reasons conservative. Look the reason viewpoint there.
It's like the fear of just like being around people. That is not a
conservative viepoint at all. It's just it's just how when you look at say,
when you just look at our fucking voting system and how the way that
we do things collectively, people are dumb as fuck. They have dangerous weapons.
It's not about being evil. It's just about like having an album Alex
moment and then pulling out your gun and shooting somebody. And it's not like
they're like, oh I love doing that. That felt great. So there's
this website that that tells you every time there's a mass shooting in America.
Yeah, there is at least two mass shootings a day in this country.
Of course, that is yes, because of the size of the country.
Shit's going on, yes, like the but that's such a wild thing.
It's on average, there are more guns in this country than there are people,
of course, But so the way they're not, they're just in places,
they're not in people's hands. But if they were in people's hands,
people having an Eyema alex moment, because the a lot of these shootings that
happened there are just moments of rage and then they're like, fuck, I
ruined my life right about it? Might as well go through think about how
much there is to be angry about it any given day, and then I
agree with I just feel like I feel like it would be far worse if
we were really as bad as we think. I think it would be far
worse if people were just carrying their guns like the Wild Wild West, but
they're not. I don't know. It might be better. Actually I don't
think so at all. It might because if you go I really don't know
how I feel about that whole conversation, like the open carry thing, because
I feel like, on a psychological level, I feel like it makes sense
that you wouldn't, like if if you know anybody can pop you, you
probably wouldn't. It's like that what is it the movie Theater of the Batman
guy who went into that specifically like that non open carry like theater or whatever
and open fired. Well, my thing is this right? Yeah, I
agree that both of those dimensions make sense. Right, Like, obviously you'd
assume that people people have guns. I mean we should think so we make
a MANI civilization, we give them. I want to give everyone a gun.
The thing is everyone in this country. You you'll get here to get
a ticket if you don't have a gun. Think of it like this,
right, there's a great idea because like the peopletal instability in this world,
in this world in general, right, having guns and people having guns.
People think of how high you feel, how high people feel on the we
all shot guns. It's a weird feeling you feel after you shoot a gun.
I come usually I feel like a god but also like a monster at
the same time. And I'm like, I don't like holding this. I
don't like this is not to feel uncomfortable, Yeah, I don't feel And
I think that's a problem, that feeling that you get. I don't.
I don't really, you know, I feel because the idea of the power
of sign I'm holding around like I'm holding something that isn't eradicated, like I
shot at ak and I was like, this doesn't feel. Yeah, I
kind of don't. Honestly I kind of don't know what you're talking. Like
I like to shoot guns because it's just kind of fun, but like I
don't. I don't know if I feel like what a gun is, like
this is something that you with one with one aim. I guess it was
the god thing, because like usually that's a pot a feeling when you say
you feel like a god. If it feels I feel like I have way
too much power for someone that should be holding them. Yeah, but see,
but you feel like but that's a negative feeling, like you're like,
oh, this is way too much power. I don't like this. Yeah,
that's me. I was like, I don't like having that. Most
people that open Kerry, for example, they feel like a god and they
love it. That's horrifying. But that's what that's my problem. I feel
like we should have turrets, sentries. You carry them like fucking like fucking
Marcus, like power armours, you give children power armor. I'd be okay.
So when they laughed out the people, I feel it more okay.
With people having like crazy like mechanical arms that can punch people's heads off.
I just think like you would at least have to fight and get up in
someone's face close quarter. I'll like, that's what like, if it was
up to me, if I was if I was dictator of the world,
that's it. There would be no more of that away from He'll go three
dude, Yeah, because that's like like two more than three. No I
do, but I am excited for the third. I just it's weird.
They're gonna change stuf about it. Definitely, We're gonna gonna be some change.
I I just think there's you know, Karnani Kojima is weird. The
weird relationship. It looks good, though I see what is there looks good.
It looked a lot weirder a couple like a couple like I think a
year ago when they first talked about it. Yeah, when they first showed
it, Snake looked like what a Broadway actor playing Snake. It didn't quite
look like what if when it drops it looks like Dragon Age the Vailguard.
I mean, then God bless him. Like it just they just changed the
art style. Coach people will turn into a kaiju and destroy a country.
That would be I wanted to be like, that's what I'm waiting for.
Though I'm waiting for it. I'm so disappointed. I'm so disappointed, and
like, look at I understand what you're saying about, like, you know,
people being good on average, because I do agree. I think a
lot of even the people that are so fucking stupid, they usually mean,
well, there a lot of times they'll be misled. They think they're doing
the right thing, but they're so dumb that they're actually hurting things right.
And so the thing is, I don't think it's malevolence. I just think
that there's a lot of people that feel like, you know, like say,
guns are a good thing, and they they they do they're so irresponsible.
I guess you're saying. I just feel like there's like in the conversation
we were having before about like finding it like a child in the woods,
I just feel like that it's more like I feel like more more people would
help than not, yeah, would help than not, like a wide margin
in the I guess the worst I feel like the worst jet like it goes,
most people would help. A sizable portion of people would be like,
that's not my problem. I feel like that's like I feel like that's probably
like a lot more people than the helping that's no, no, not then
would help but like then would do something really evil. I think that's the
I think the default is that because of that, there's that effect. I
forget what it's called, but it's just that somebody else will do it.
It's kind of yeah, that thing somebody else has got you. Like we
always talk about the first time I ever heard someone talking about this funny enough
or sure you already known about this, but someone actually discussing it. They
were talking about Patreon. They're talking about Patreon. Like, imagine if every
one of your subscribers donated a doggy. It would mean nothing to them,
but you would be well off. But because of that effect, people are
like, oh, someone else has got it. But that's my nature of
like I am don't I donate to things that even if it's like, didn't
you donate to the Stormfront when when you everything I love I don'tate to.
I'm not going to spend anything else. That website is nuts, dude.
I only went on it one time about it on the Red Dead podcast.
Never went on it because I heard about it and I was like, I
don't want to be involved with that. I don't want this to pop m
on my fucking history one day and someone's like, what's this? You know
what I saw on the banner of that website because I went on because there
was a YouTuber that used that as sources that what was the banner. The
banner was Streets of Rage two. It was actual, you know, the
white the blonde. He was doing his fucking bare knuckle uppercut. But the
normal, fucking bad guys, they fucking rendered them black so they're like black.
And then it was this uppercutting a black guy when they're not black in
that game, Like there's that. It's like a ginger dude. He's one
of the he's probably the most recurring one, like one of the shittiest grunts,
and they just black and he's just uppercutting, And I'm like, that's
crazy switched. I don't know, man, I feel like most people in
this world are good, right. I feel like a lot of us are
good. What happens is that we're scared to be fucked over, so we
go into the nature. We fuck other people over because we think we're gonna
get fucked over. I think that's totally and it's like it's like a preemptive,
it's literally there. It's like it's preemptive malevolence to respond from elevence that
has happen because we can't tell people are gonna be good, right, most
people are probably not gonna bother you. Right. What happens is like these
people think of like this, most of these people that are fucking like probably
far right people, right, they're probably not truly truly truly racist, but
they think that their culture is going to be destroyed by the nature of these
other races existing. Right. They're ill informed. They're well, they're stupid,
they're stupid, they're stupid, they're evil. They're being taught that and
and I don't think that's that's why they They meet a black person that they
fucking have in common and then that's it's flipped off and they realize automatically or
they fall in love with a black person flip isolated black grandchild, and then
they're like, how could I've ever been like this? I love my grand
They're isolated and I'm not saying this like to be rude, but isolated,
and they're uneducated. But they're uneducated because they just don't have resources in their
area. They don't they don't live in metropolis, so they don't see a
lot of different cultures and different experiences. But the thing is, it's hard
for me to sympathize like or empathize like I used to because of how well
connected people are through the internet, where it's like there's almost no excuse anymore
understand how vast and diverse everything is because they're they didn't exercise critical thinking growing
up, because theydn't have the resources to practice it that you have like a
tuck of Carl sent or a temple whoever, that just tells them what to
think and how to feel, and they can't. They can't do anything outside
of it. They can't. They can't, like say, you know,
a lot of us have been programmed. But then sometimes you realize when you
have bad programming, you're like, what the fuck? What is what is
this person telling me? This doesn't make any sense? Fuck this? And
then a lot of times people will just tell you like ship from the like
from a conservative standpoint, because you know, let's be real. Motherfuckers believe
in zombies. Motherfuckers believe in talking animals, They believe in magic, believe
in talking blue fire. Butches like they believe, they believe in in dark
fantasy. So of course, what how is it? It's a stretch to
think that this Orange billionaire is like them gonna save America. It's not that
much of a stretch when you think about it. Like, I like,
I talk to people about stuff like that. Right, well, I'm just
like, I really try to be respectful of everyone's some of the respective I
tried hard interview. I try, I really make that fort It's hard.
Religion. Like when I'm like, when you guys talk about religion, I
try not to say anything. Because my grandmother was a religious person. And
though she she she she exploits critical thinking in religion. She very much so
does. She takes it on. She takes it on because it's the critical
thinking. Religion is that crazy thing it is saying, because because you can
still have faith and belief, chaosity exists. But it's crazy. I get
it. I get it can't exist. It's it's oxymoron. It's acts more
in itself. She tries. She tries philosophized, But I don't know about
critical thinking. She tries to. She tries to. It isn't exactly like
one hundred percent, like I clearly shouldn't do that. She tries to explore
critical thinking, and she tries to understand that what the world is. The
world is not as simple as a book can explain it to be. Neither's
the understanding of this entity that created everything, you know. She tries to
exploit those things, and I respect her for doing those things. I don't
agree with some of the stuff she believes in. I respect people who are
okay with having open conversations of this and then it's not tied to their ego
where they lash out, because that's the thing. Like, I'm like,
look it, I understand that you're upset when I say ship, like,
you know, it's fairy tales and stuff, but it's like, I'm sorry.
I I've lived thirty six years on this earth and I've never experienced anything
like that. I wish magic was real. I wish Baller's Gate three was
inside of Carlac currently dude burning like I'll burn with the like I wish I
wish dark Fan. I wish that's how the world works, because it would
be so much funner. It would be so fun to like having fucking I
would be a mystic night dude. I would be I would be a fucking
arcane warrior, would be arist probably but like but like a cool magic,
you know, like like I would give give little kids like little gum drops
and they blow up in like twelve hours, like big God, I'd be
fucking that is insane. But imagine magic terrorism. Imagine imagine I had magic
that hit the towers. I gotta say, if I did have magic empowers,
maybe I would be the same way. Maybe I would slip up in
the way that some people have the road rage and they have the guns on
them. Maybe I would throw a fireball on some motherfucker. I mean,
he's gonna he's gonna counter speller, right, and he doesn't, and he
doesn't he kills somebody. Bro, Bro, you got magic, right counter
spell? Why would you looking you didn't see the fireball coming? That's your
fault due How does jail work when you have that that? How does jail
work in that fucking like how do you get put in jail in like ballsk
three? Like you know, you go to jail the rules immediately I gotta
put in jail and I was lock picked up. But like, how do
you go to jail when you're fucking that powerful? How does that? Even
they can nullify magic and stuff like that, They can, but it's like
barbarians, but that they don't though at least they don't because it's it's not
like, yeah, I know, like it's like X men, you know
how they have the callers. Yeah, like and because in D and D
there's there's anti magic, like actual cuffs and shit like that they put on
you in your magic there you go, are they like they cast silence or
something like that, they do something to prevent fusing magic. If that was
the case, you'd go to the City of Balder's Gate you do some fun
and in the game would and they'd put you in jail because there's no there's
no way. Gortsh I wanted it's gonna make it so you can escape,
would have murdered you. You would have on those sentinels going to prison out
with you and step on your head and some ship and you would have died.
Yeah, what the fuck are you talking about it? I can't even
universe being real. The I really feel like I was transcending for a moment
because I was like trying to like switch between you guys as you were talking,
trying to find and reading and trying to find questions to read and trying
to like, pay attention to what you were saying. No, No,
that was that felt it the one last frontier of evolution that we're missing being
able to task in that way, because it's like, if you're reading something,
you can't listen to something on the outside. It's impossible. So it's
like I've heard some people say that the count. I'm like you, I
don't insult my intelligence. Okay, So some people can passively pay attention very
well. Somebody paying sentences is not. No, that's not. All you
can do is miss some words and then pick up on some words. Can't
like, but they can listen to a beat like you can. You can
be like, oh, I understand the gist of what they said, but
if you tell me what did I just say? No, you know,
I'm like, that's not like I'm like, no, no, you just
can't do it. And I wish it's time where we evolved next. I
felt it's gonna be a bad I must with those monkeys and that's what he's
working on, right, Yeah, he's working on nice. It's gonna be
a bad direction. I thought we're gonna evolve, We're gonna turn into like
fucking like a better version of humans. We're all going to get cancer from
it, going to get violent cancer. Question time, Yeah, we send
the questions. Yeah, let's not let's not go for three hours like we
have for the last two podcasts. Yeah, let's be fun. Though it's
fun, but it's also three hours. I was like, holy yeah,
I don't want to people like that. They do like it. I mean,
you you Sacred Symbols go for like eight nine hours. I really can't
fathom. I really twenty five hours on Sacred. People tell us like,
oh yeah, this episod will lasts me the whole week, and I'm like,
yo, man, all right, just stop saying hooray for that.
That stops. I just don't know how you guys are climbing up the rafters
and putting your fucking noos in, like after after they're at a certain point,
I just can't talk anymore. I'm like, bro, we've ran out
of things magic, No you're saying you're saying, like Derek, we've hung
out for full days, laughing and joking about ship the whole fucking day.
That true. We could, we could do a twenty four hour podcast if
we wanted to, but we're like, we wouldn't be able to stop it,
Like, there's no we wouldn't be able to end Well, the real
issue, the real barrier to that is I'm not rendering that exactly. Whoever's
computer computer rendering that is gone? That's that's that's a new computer has to
be bought, Brandon. It'll be a lot easier this way with like one
single video feed, but like even still, like like a twenty four hour
fucking video we could do. That's crazy. It'd be hilarious too. Is
also slip start saying wild shit eventually. Yeah, it's just because I feel
like we would have to get like massively, you know, massive donations.
Did even tempt anything like that? What's the longest you've you've broadcasted for?
Not long at all? Like five six hours? I've gone to like eight
maybe, yeah, Like that was and I was with friends, like I
couldn't like by myself. I'm like, all right, three hours would usually
be like the longest by myself. Three like the longest. I think I
had like an eledanering stream that was like a eleven or twelve hours wow.
And I remember I hit the twelve because I was at eleven and I was
like, we should just hit twelve okay, because like, why wouldn't wait
at this point? Right? I did? I did the When I was
playing Resident Evil seven Biohazard, I did beat the game. No, I
did two halves. I did like fifteen it was a fifteen hour game about
right, Okay, I did like one half another half. Then I did
like the DL season one go. And then for Village I did the first
like maybe because I played until I died, and I died only when you
fought the uh that bitch that like spat acid into the air and she killed
you. And if you played I don't know if you played Village or not,
I played it. You know the bat at the top of the on
the roof stops. No, it's it's you're in like some sort of place.
We have to drop drop down somewhere, and then you fight this thing
that spits acid into the air. And I didn't know it was gonna kill
me like that, so he killed him fish Fish that's like the yeah where
it's like the swamp. That's the only time I died. I hated that.
Bosses you don't know, you don't know what they're gonna do. Well,
that's why I died. Now and I was like, I have no
clue what's gonna happen. I really liked that game Man was like very fun,
very fun horror game. There's no way I could have streamed that because
I, uh, everyone was naked. Everyone you monitored immediately everyone that what
was naked, let me them? But trust had Oh yeah, there were
a lot of minds for that, and may veiners. Bro. I actually
didn't put a cock one left. Dude Heisenberg was packing. Whoever made the
mod for Heisenberg he was, it was so he was so I was like,
dude, is crazy away bro, Jesus, all right, let's get
it. Let's get into questions I show wrote in he says Howdy Fellers.
After Chris's movie trailer of Freaky Friday with Sween and Mitch McConnell, I totally
forgot we even fucking know that crazy? Uh. I need an extra AMMO
of Mitchie Monday starring Sween. That'd be a great script. Do you uh
you living through Mitch McConnell's life and just become Mitch McConnell for a while.
Yeah, I forget the parameters of what the fuck we talked about. Oh,
we'll be improv there but it was like several episodes be a politician,
dude, bro, I forget like everything to the point where do you see
somebody? Uh was a casual. They were poking fun at when I mentioned
the the moans and dark souls. Oh yeah, the first episode, literally
the first episode I talked about that. Oh, the first episode of the
years time that I was on. That says the guests I talked about.
So somebody pointed out, They're like, will you fucking switch up the topics
or whatever? It's been the same for three years. I was like,
I'm sorry, I don't remember what I said four years ago. One repetition
after that long is pretty not bad at all. Mean a red repetition has
gotten out a hand Red Dad. Yeah, but we're forced, we're forcing
that. It's funny. I was completely forgot. But we were talking earlier
before the show, but like what it would be like if they had a
podcast if Yeah, it was like the switcher's not working? What do you
mean? I mean? Mike is, yeah, we should, we should,
we should have to pull on. Well, I don't know what there's
podcasting or whatnot means, but I'm down if you are. You have a
Stephans on a fish from your Face arthor Ah. Yeah, you're too close
to the mic. You're blowing out the audio. I can't. People's speakers
are gonna clip to hell. What the fuck are clipp funny modern day that
Gang Dutch would start a podcast, Yeah, he will. He would have
a play again, Gonna get Rich. It would be like the vander Cast
or something. He would totally call it the Man, but he would he
would definitely take the name of it. And then like it would be him,
John Micah and Arthur Micah are there be so pissed of Micah being like
one of the guests. So it would be a lot of arguments between Arthur
and John. But Arthur would hate Micah though Mike would hate him. Michael
would keep saying the in word and like he's like they'd have Leny on episode.
He would sit and he'd be like, it's not calling the board.
That a god damn it, Mac, that's nice. This is really complicating
the editing process here, right after adding beeps and boots and all sorts of
nonsense. He's editing. It would be the editor because he's he's the support.
He's like the backbone. That's true, so he would be the editor
of that show. John John would be the John would be the ad read
John. Yeah, he would read the ads. He would show up.
I can't even do I can't do John's voice. This podcast to you by
squares space dot Co. It's crazy. I know, I know what you're
trying to do, and I hear it. I can't get that rest.
It's not right, but it is also I get, like I'm in saying
how unique of his voice, Like he had such a unique voice, totally
why I fell in love with him, like, uh, sexually and uh,
I just I love I love the subtle because I just I just played
again. I'm in the epilogue right now with him, which I forgot,
like I was. I was so mad because I'm I'm ready to I'm ready
to. I want to kill Micah so bad, like I'm so ready to
do it. But I forgot five hours. It's been a long time,
five hours. I forgot that you're making me milk the cows. You're making
me shovel ship dude, it is it really really long? That's my only
real criticism game is I just feel like the epilogue doesn't need to Like I
feel like they could you could get away with ending what do you mean?
Yeah, I mean I've played some of it. I get it. I
understand epilogue and that one too, for it's not nearly as long, and
I will like an hour or two and I will say, like, it's
not even that the epilogue. It's not the epilogue that I have problem with
necessarily, it's that I feel like you could roll credits on Arthur's story,
like literally roll the credits and then do the epilogue sure, Like I would
prefer that, because like there's a feeling of like it's drawn out when it
doesn't need to be sure. And I was just like, oh my god,
having to finish that game for Sacred Symbols on like a time crunch was
so annoying, imagine, like because that was one of that was back when
we were getting games early, and then we decided we just don't want to
do this because it's just putting too much stress on I really love John.
I think John Marsham is like someone I really can look at as like a
person that really tries to do to write like Arthur, speak into the microphone
Dutch like Arthur. Arthur definitely he awoke in that good part of himself as
he journey through the game. Depends on how you play him technically, I
believe imagine really living in that, like I don't know, but it would
have to be I don't know. Man, the wild West seems like it
seems it's a cool period of time, but like, man, it must
smell so bad, smells gross. There's the no plumbing. Maybe Sandanin has
a plumbing. She gotta pay for pussy constantly. No fucking lights. Other
than like that, you gotta go specifically, like other than outside of Sandonny
living in that, it's fucking because like, okay, they had lighting,
they plumbing, the things are starting to turn or in a recognizable area for
us to where we wouldn't be like a living hell. But outside of that,
no ac, no lights, it would be so bad. Like how
do you even? Winter is bad? Winter's death over there. You really
had to love your partner back then. I feel, yeah, like you
know what I mean, because like there's not they're not bathing every day,
there's like the word it's humid and hot and they're in all those fucking clothes.
Oh my fucking god, you really gotta love that person to their core
man like simulation collapse. Bro, we had to go back to the fucking
like post a pockeup the water West version of the Earth. Bro, that
ship would be such a fucking hole. I feel like I would prefer the
societal aspects of it, but like that would be Oh no, dealing with
the the effluvia of that is crazy. I feel like what you gotta do
is that first year you gotta really just learn ship. You gotta learn how
to keep yourself alive. You gotta exercise and get your body right to the
best form because death is on the deaths around the corner. There's no way.
I just I can't imagine like not showering every day. I just that
like even doing like a like a bird bath, that shiit sucks, man,
because like it's like you know when you just like, oh, you
do the pits and stuff, you do your fucking wash your nuts, your
ass, your pits, and then you're like, Okay, I'm good,
I guess, but thats fully eat your PiZZ throw. We're coming in here
smelling so gross, Arthur. You smell sour, mich Why I just sma,
why do you smell like cottage? Cheese. You smell sour. It
just fucking Beard just smells like piss. I love dude. Red Deredentem two
is such a Arthur is such a fucking great character. If you listen to
this podcast and don't know what Red that Too is, I'm flabbering. A
First of all, you're dumb, well like why at this point, why
have you not like the amount of people that message uh me saying that they
they tried or started playing Mass Effect because of how much you know I was
coming he talked about it. Yeah, and I imagine there was other games
specifically for that too. So if if there's people that haven't even tried it,
like, what's wrong with you? Even just like a cursory glance of
like the trailer said, again, what we're talking about, like, I
don't know, you gotta want to play that game again for Lily, because
what you can see, so you can see how good that you know what
you do, you should play. Oh wait, I was gonna say,
dude, revolutionary put in the teleportation mod. Oh my god, it makes
the game so fuck The game's all also just makes it not right there,
no, trust me, because there's plenty of missions where you can't do that
because you have to ride. There is no there is no destination. You
don't know where you're going at, so you have to ride. So it
cuts out a lot of the pointless like fuck, I have to travel so
far and fast travel is you get it the first time, like, it's
kind of like it's way worse the second time. Actually, I like it
the second time specifically because the first time, the first time you don't.
It's like The Hateful Eight. I really did not like The Hateful when I
first saw it because I felt like it dragged on for fucking ever and it's
just like, oh my god, when is this going to stop? And
then I watched it again and because I understood because I had the context.
No, it's because I had the context of like, oh, I know
how long this is. This doesn't feel nearly as long. That's kind of
how I felt about Redad, where it's like, oh yeah, that was
long when I first played it, because I felt like I was going to
be on this road forever. But I know how long this is Now it's
not really that long at all. I don't know it at all. I'm
more like I've already seen this. I want to fucking skip this part now,
but then you've already seen the rest of the game too though it's kind
of how but those are the parts that I want to play. I want
to play. I want to first of all, I want to shoot a
bunch of people. I love it, Like I just want to murder like
fun, like you want to play the sandbox. It's fun, like one.
That's the reason why I play Rockstar games. I'm like, I get
that, but like Red Dead is like a weird thing where it's like,
if I'm playing Red Dead, I'm actually like in a cowboy mood, like
genuinely, like I want to be in that place, like I don't,
I don't really care about Like look at GTA that's a sandbox, Yeah,
because I can have a fucking rocket launcher, like shoot a rocket launcher that
for some reason goes under a car and up. Yeah. Yeah, that's
it's crazy. That's it's crazy. The physics and GTA four are so weird
cool, they're definitely that's definitely not supposed to work that way. Well actually
apparently that that on purpose. Yeah. No, apparently, like say,
if you can scrape stuff with the like with an RPG, yeah you can't
like it needs to make it needs to make a more direct The detonating part
is the tip of it. The tip is what that No I understand.
I understand, but like I really I what I'm saying is I don't remember
it acting like that in the original. I feel like whatever they did to
enhance it for like the backwards compatible might have like fucked with it. I
don't because I do not remember that when we were experiencing that, when we
were playing, when we were playing g T A four on like Christmas or
whatever, and we were like shooting rockets at cars and it was going under
and up into the sky. I do not remember that from g T A
four Bass at all. I feel like I remember that, but I could
be wrong. I don't know. Maybe maybe I'm wrong, But because there's
something sometimes when you upscale and when you like increase frame rates on things like
that, will that actually like was a big reason why like the Massive Collection
was fucked was because that game is tied to the frame rate in such a
way that like even like the bouncing glitches didn't work, weapons didn't shoot right
because like the the it's tied to frame rate and stuff. So like I
could see like that being a reason, but like, I really do not
remember that goofy ass fucking rocket if I'm being honest and g t A four.
I just played ballad at Gates when I put on a super punch and
I would humble people with that fucking thing punch explosive. Are you serious?
I never actually played that. So I'd punch a guy and he'd exploded and
hit a car, and a car would blow up because it took so much
damage from his body and it gets hard. My favorite thing to do was
like pedestrian rage and everybody freaking and andreas you go. You would go like
the mob one where it would pretty much be how long you could survive.
Me and my best friend would do it all the time, made it like
half an hour, and then some guy sniped me. It was crazy,
some dude snap. I would mostly get killed by RPG. Like I said,
you would just be You would be fucking like just driving and then like
what the fuck? Such a mean spirited thing to do to people. They
would be attacking tod It'd be like Dawn of the Dead, but they have
guns. They have guns. It's crazy. Oh dude, I fucking love
San Andreas. That was such a like that's why, Like I was,
man, the fucking that that that definitive edition or whatever? They really so
bad it still I just came across that. Fuck it's not great. Why
didn't get a car? Was it? Writer? Is that his name?
Like? Fucking his arms are like you called me across that figure laughing.
His arms looked like the fucking final shape. It was crazy, Like it
was so twisted and fucked up. Yeah, I couldn't play the I will
say, the glitches in that version of the game, like when it first
came out had me dying. That was so interestanet when you could like when
you way back and forth and just make the car. Really, why you
really think I was hitting everyone everybody? You really think about like how that
glitch functions? That is crazy. That would be a difficult thing to program.
Yeah, if you try to do it, Yeah, if you try.
Let's let's have a car that like gets bigger as you wiggle it,
Like how do you even do that? Usually like to change models like that,
you have to like cut away and like replace it with a bigger model.
Like the idea that you could just like wiggle it into like spaceship territorially
forgot about that. That's incredible, And there was that one way if you
did the rearview camera, it would just be like CJ's face. Such a
bro. They released that, they were released. They didn't play test that
game. Clearly they fuck that's what that was. I feel like they had
AI make that thing, man, Like I'm not even I think I think
that like some of the signs were like a I upscale. That's why you
had like signs that were misspelled because it was just some commedian. I saw
that. It was just like wrong all of a sudden, You're like,
what the fuck? No, totally they totally didn't. That was and somehow
still better than Saints Rowe when they remade it. That was. That was
bad, bro. That was. That might be the worst game I think
I've seen it in a long time, like as far as like a triple
like I don't know triple is necessarily the right word, but like like a
big proper like something that isn't Lord of the Rings Gollum, you know,
yeah, yeah, no, man, man, they fucking I really I
really enjoyed that. I love that franchise. I just like Keith David's Well,
I like three three. A lot of people didn't like four because they
said it like it jumped the shark. But I'm a bit a bit much
that's not. Well, you're you've been adducted by aliens and you're in a
simulation and then so yeah, you have super superpowers and simulation and then it
renders cars useless. It's basically prototype. It is they they act. They
they borrowed a bunch of stuff on purpose, like they did certain things that
you can romance, like mass effect. There there were, but not not
really because they didn't go deep into a very shallow They did a lot of
shallow biting on purpose. But even that one's better than that. A new
one. Oh yeah, that one is no. Four. I still enjoyed
four. It just wasn't nearly as good as three. The Giant from that's
just fun. But three three is fucking like you can three. I had
such a David right, No, three is Keith David. He's not in
three at all. I don't think so. He's in one of the older
ones. I'm pretty maybe not not as president Keith David, but like I
think I think he is. I don't The vice was I'm not afraid.
I gotta we gotta get through more of these questions. Yeah, we do,
because we're yere oh ship. Yeah, at least we have the time
code down. Yeah, for sure, our setup looks crazy. We'll take
a picture of it for and and put it on Instagram or something so you
can see what, like what what we're looking at. But it's it's it's
pretty. It's pretty nutty what we got over here. Uh, germs who
died are brushed aside for losing the plaque. They're something it cuts out.
Sorry, I'm on the iPad. I'm not going to fucking I fade to
black I fade to Blackie yet again, he writes, and he says,
honest self, reflection time, If you were born one hundred years earlier,
do you think you would have supported women's right to vote in nineteen tens?
Probably not, if it depends up I mean, I mean just yeah,
I mean like, I mean, if if I was raised by the prevailing
wisdom, probably not, because because what is what is it? What is
the reasoning? Is it's that like they can't be drafted, so they shouldn't
have representation. That's that's what it is, right, Like that's the general
kind of that was the argument. That was the argument at that time.
I think yeah, for the most part, it was that you're not equally
at the disposal of the government, so you shouldn't ever say I think it's
I mean, that was the argument that that was the argument that hid behind.
Yes, right, ye, it is, it is. It is
the argument that they hid behind. However, it is also valid like you
should if you are voting, you should get drafted. There's some validity to
the argument, but that's not the main reason why. That's what they hid
behind. That's like, yes, yeah, that's why not because I'm an
asshole, you know, the same reason black peop shouldn't be able to vote.
They're not humans. It's like, that's why high of mind that It's
like they can get drafted though of course for some reason. Yeah, awesome,
dude, you can't get drafted and then not be able to vote.
That's crazy. You also shouldn't be should be a fella and be able to
run for president and then also somehow as a fella and not be able to
vote like that. I such a clown reality that we live in. This
is a joke now, but away, So what do you so did did
you find an answer to Keith David? Can I be wrong? So what
it looks like is it looks like he's only in four as himself, but
he did voice a guy named Julius Little Yes, yeah, right, two
three in the Originals. Yeah and he yeah. So some people are asking
why is he Keith David in four instead of Julius because he wasn't in three
because he's President Keith David. Yeah he was, Yeah, he was as
himself. Answer that question. The answer that question is because it's funny,
because it's that's the answers. It's he's President Keith David. Because it's funny
that Keith David is talented, because people love Keith David. And it's also
keeping with Keith David being in pretty much every sci fi thing. Now,
I think that was kind of like all of it. Now, I think
he's been in like every major He's he doesn't do fantasy, but he's been
in like every reci fi. He like, he's like, sign me up.
Ever since the thing? Literally do you see that they're they're so there's
a they're remaking the thing PS two game that is I'm not even joking.
John Carpenters. Yeah, John Carpenter is the thing for PS two. There
was apparently like a PS two game that acted as like a sequel to the
movie, and apparently it's good. Well I never heard of it. Wasn't
that good because who who played it was one of those things where it's like,
uh, there was just no audience for it, but like the people
who played it really loved it. I couldn't imagine caring about a sequel to
that game, really, because I can't even I can't imagine caring about them,
because like it's supposed to be left up in year, that's the point
of the the thing. Yeah, didn't care about the thing as a kid,
though I love the thing. Yeah. I think it's a fantastic movie
for the plastical effects and the nature of because I think I know at the
end people don't agree with me. I think Child's the thing at the end
of the movie. I think it's Child's Yeah, that's I think it's popular,
and that's not that unpopular people because what you call what is his name?
Carpenter says, you would you never know? I'm like, not Child's.
Well, it's kind of like the Fallout thing where it's like who's starts,
Like the the idea is that China started fired first, but like technically
the point is that you're not really supposed to know that. Like the point
is that like it's gonna show the shows that up though not really, Yeah
no, it doesn't doesn't show. And we're talking about Fallout like the video
game universe, right, what are you talking about? Yeah, we're talking
about the Fallout in the in the show doesn't make clarify the whole they spoilers
for the Fallout show. Sorry, yeah, sorry, but what are you
talking about? One of the they initiated, the company that's created, the
bunkers, they the vaults, they created, They did it, started it.
No, that's not what the implication. The implication is that they intend
to or that they're open to doing that. But like it's never really confirmed
that that they it's never confirmed that they actually did it. That they would
because the can because that's can into the video game universe, right it is,
right, Yeah, yeah it is. Okay, I don't have to
watch that again because my interpretation was that they definitely responsible for it. Now
I think the whole why would just because they said not if we drop the
bombs first, but like there's so many people at Vaultac the work that are
completely taken it back by it. Not really there's only one person if those
taken back by it, and it was that younger dude. I don't think
it's I think specifically it's China. But like the retcon is that you don't
know, you're not supposed to know, only that there were a lot of
there were a lot of people who were willing to do it obviously because there's
a fucking worm like as of as of if you're if you never if you
don't know anything about the universe, it would be implied that they did it.
It's implied for sure, Yeah, because I know, I like I
know in f three and four, three and two and stuff like that,
it's it's hinted that it is China as well. They're like they're the ones
that ignition or what people are told is that it was China at least.
Yeah, there's a lot of reasons for why it would happen, but like
generally, you know, it's supposed to be up in the air. Yeah,
I mean, I would say to the show, it just looks like
obviously, oh, these guys have the best bunkers. They're gonna be fine,
We're gonna make a lot of money. This is awesome. Get the
bombs dropped, like it's just you know, but then it can be smart,
like say moving forward, you'd be like, that's what you think,
Yeah, I think it's I think. I don't think you'll ever know.
I don't. I don't, I don't. I think it's like the how
long how long is it after the bombs drop is I don't really, I
think it was like five seconds? Five seconds even done? What's going on?
But if we did it. The thing the thing to me, the
thing to me that indicates, the thing to me that kind of makes it
feel like they didn't do it is the woman who's working for Valtech, that
is the wife of Cooper Hm. The fact that her daughter is outside when
the bombs drop kind of indicate to me it's like if she didn't know that,
I don't know. That just strikes me, like, really, that's
interesting, that's a good that is a good point. But it also you
know, I wouldn't see because this is what This was the reason why I
was having a problem watching the show in the in the first half of the
season, because there was a bunch of like shit that I was saying,
like a bunch of contrived shit that was kind of like Unclever. The first
half is a little like you kind of have to like just kind of take
it. It was basically like it was very Unclever and in the same way
that you bring that up as a great point, but it also wouldn't put
I wouldn't put it past them to just not even consider that. Yeah,
I mean I I I you know what I mean, Like, because of
a lot of the ship that they did in that show, it would be
I would be like pleasantly surprised that that was something that you should focus on
because there was a lot of shit like that that I'm like, like a
lack of nuance and and and inconsistencies and and shit that just was contrived.
In my opinion, that like a lot of there's a lot of good stories
that are like that though, Like so like a lot of things like we'll
just have it this here, and then they'd be like, oh, wait,
that's a good act. That's like that. It's good that we didn't
flesh that out too much because now we can that's a good that's a good
motive, that's a lot of a lot of great Sorry telling is really just
people floundering into like great ship. Oh yeah, one hundred percent. People
just like people just just bit shut out and then like, oh it turned
it took great. But like, I feel like there's a lot of people
that maybe they just they think they're there, egos are inflated, and they
don't do enough rewrites because like when you think about like some of the best
scripts ever written, and you asked them like how many times this was rewritten?
And it's fucking dozens of times. Yeah, dude, that's Georgia R.
Martin. Literally, that's why he's not done yet. That's why this
nigga's gonna die. And then he's he's not finishing this dude. He The
thing is that the thing is the problem with that is that if you've watched
Game of Thrones, there's a fuck ton of characters. Sure the book there's
way way more important, of course, of course, and it's just like
damn dude, it's like that the thing is good about Breaking Bad, right,
Breaking Bad's main cast is five people. Yeah, well then a subcast
it grows out a little bit expanse and then his streets. Then they said
Thrones is just gross and gross look and gross. Well, Breaking Bad is
actually a really great example like where they they had no fucking idea where they
were gonna go with that show, Like they literally would intentionally write themselves into
corners just to see if, like can we ride ourselves out of this,
like, which is a good It's it's kind of a good exercise because it
ends up in like a really engaged was gonna kill this guy the original script
fucking Walter White exploded when you fucking threw that ship down, and they're like,
wait, yeah, all right, we got there was gonna back this
up a little bit. There was They were literally they were literally going to
kill Jesse. I think I think it's like a commonly like like they were
getting Yeah, they were gonna kill Jess in season one in the first time
you meet him. What Jesse was gonna he was gonna fall out. He
was gonna fall out the window when he was caught fucking that lady and break
is not gonna die. And that was gonna be Jesse's entire character. He
was gonna break it sound like drooling. He was gonna start foam drooling and
then die. This dude, this dude, what's his name? His real
name, Jesse Pigman. Yeah, yeah, so yeah, real life Jesse
Aaron Paul. I actually forgot. He's so mad. I had to remember.
I had to Jesse Pigman, I r L. So Jesse Pikman,
I r L. He like he's so excited he got the role. He's
like, fuck, yeah, dude, I'm so excited. You know,
this is really gonna help my career. And then he just has one whatever.
So they were gonna they were gonna act him like at the season finale
or something, and then like but as they were going around, it's like
he's really good, and so they just kind of kept him around. He's
not very young anymore. Crazy, he's young doing the show, and now
he's like not a very young man anymore at all. You took that Need
for Speed movie immediately after was in it so hard. That sucks because apparently
that movie was like if you're in the cars, that ship was like amazing.
But the problem is most people aren't in the cars. Couldn't give less
of the nineteen sixties, He's not and and and fashion fears came and gone,
and fashion fears became an action franchise, which was when I started watching.
Yeah, because I don't give a fuck about cars. I don't care
about cars, pies. When the Rock, When the Rock flexed out of
a cast and it picked up a mini gun and shot a helicopter down,
And then him and Fast seven and him and Vin Diesel have like a kiss
off pretty much one. I admitted they were going to fuck each other.
Fast seven, Bro, we got a good We got a good one here
from the Peppini Brothers moderating the Great Space Sween loses points. A lot of
these names are cutting off by the way. You gotta you gotta shorten them.
Uh, if you could do a shitty dub of an anime or cartoon
similar to the big green dub of Dragon ball Z? What show would you
would you do? And who would you get to voice cast in it?
Much? Big gay Love for Pride month, That's right, it is still
so. I have always wanted to do something like this. I think I
want there was wasn't it a couple of years ago that we were talking about
doing like an all Southern dub of Spider Man? Yes, Earth you spider
Man. We had so we watched we would watch that movie and like recite
the script in like just a like a blatantly like cleatst ass accent and just
go to town on that script. I would love. You can't do that
to me. I started this company. I don't know how much I've sacrificed.
Almost I'm sacrificed. She feenish shit from Oh my God, I just
Backmassenger knock me down. They're not so different you when I that scene where
he walks up, he leaves like he thumps his head. I think that
scene is the most disrespectful scene from any movie I've ever when when he hits
when he gives them because a light pat on the head and it does a
Phonsie lean. It is so good. Hey, Richie slapped the out of
Sider, so I'd make a lift the car and slapped him like that.
He could have stat him in his juggular. He went, you could have
done a lot of stuff, but that was the best that was. I
put his mask, I lick his face a bunch that would be figures,
figures figures out. He throws above me. I lick it whatever I want
to you right now, your mind. There's a guy. There's a guy
that we invented who was like, he would like every time, then every
now and then, I don't know people at home do this, but every
now and then we'll invent We'll just invent a guy. You invent characters.
Yeah, you invent a guy. Remember the Remember the pitch drinking dad,
infinite piss the what you weren't there for that? You're there for that.
We told you to come over that when you were busy. It was the
way we watched the movie. We that movie stupid that the niggis right dude
magazine kept in the movie. He was like, just watch the movie and
it was like trying to like actually watch it. And then he realized it
was ship and he gave bub He was like whatever. It was like,
yeah, whatever, this is this guy drinks pits. I can't remember what
that movie was called, man, because I probably do something. That's what
we should. We should Maybe we should do something. You said, we
should probably do something that's better than a movie. That's a great name for
a movie. Should probably probably maybe we should do something, and we should
do something together. Per chance action should be taken. I was gonna say
those exact words you were, I swear on my life, I was gonna
should be taken. I was gonna say that, because that's just do something
in a different way. You know what. I don't like that. Yeah,
that implies you guys are linked. You know. It's like you guys
are finding Chinese finger traps with your penis brother cloth. You guys are which
addicted any guys uncut? Uncut? What do you mean like circumcised, uncircumcised
you mean default? Yeah? Defense No damn. So now you guys can't
talk. That's they got me immediately, the whole thing off. There's no
hood at all. Yeah, there's like a worm. I think I just
fell I think I think I fell out onto a blade that was like make
him cry, like what he cries, especially you know how like they spiral
cut hot dogs on the grill. Oh my god, Yeah, that's that's
what you're working with. That's what I'm get down here. I'm working with
that slinky like, oh my god, did you get down You got the
blossom? You got the blossoms? I got that boying, sincerely, is
your urethra intact or did it cut into their tow? This out in a
spiral everything. My It's almost like it's almost like like a Twizzler meets a
nerds rope, you know where it's like the eure ether is still intact,
but there's a there's a spiral around viral in it. That's that's hard.
I don't want that nerds rope right now, that sounds I'm also really hungry.
I'm I'm quite famished. So we took We took a little longer,
and I kind of have to go somewhere and I don't want to do episode
later on. Well well, well I actually still have because I'm an asshole,
and I forgot to post my fucking oh you didn't do the Yeah,
I had it sitting there and I just totally forgot. I almost deleted it
too, by accident, because I'm used to clearing out my desktop of like
all the sacred recordings after I'm done with them. I'm playing. So the
extra emero that will follow for this week will be like my solo because we're
a little bit behind us. The one that I have for next week.
Oh right, we could do either. Okay, posted, I was gonna
post it. We should. We should put that one then, because that's
the we tease that don't save it, and then I'll just have my solo
one go live okay for so we can we cannot do it. I forgots
the cameraspan on Sweeny. This whole time means this takes getting It takes them
getting us. Yeah, it's got me first. This is your first time,
so it's like I'm getting the hang of it. My plan is that
I think I was gonna do. I was gonna do a video podcast with
Lilian from my house, yeah, because fun, just to have one for
her, because he has not done a video thing in a while. You
should beat her. I'm not gonna beat man be a camera and any camera.
That dude breaks in and starts just wailing on that chick like he's like
stealing. He's like, yeah, he's like stealing, he's fucking robbing,
and for some reason just decides to punch the ship out of his chick.
I want to get a ring camera, but only in my room, facing
my bed at night when I'm watching porn. I like that. You know,
it's really crazy. What if there's an image with someone right behind,
like someone like up on a sea while you're watching porn and you see that
the next morning and you're like, what the fuck? As long as nothing
happens to me, I'm right, I'm not okay for about it. I'll
just forget about it. So that's that's a lot for me to handle.
If I I canna move, I just I just finished setting up this office.
I'm not moving anytime. If I wake up and there's someone in my
room, you give you pretty much just like if you're if you're not someone
I know, like you're not waking me up, you all your rights to
me. If you what was you? If you came out on afkin in
the middle of the night, and then like as it's as it flies towards
an aafkin, you're like Yoshi, there's a Yoshi outside my windows. And
then there's a tongue like grabs it and then like and then it like they
get to what does it get? What does it get? Like if you
if you were it just it just its face becomes your face. You that's
so of that happening. And it pops on an egg and then it pelts
an egg at you, shatters your whole fucking side of your face because he
throws those fuckers hard. Bro. Just realize, So it's I think it's
actually it's recording both audios from the cameras from from the switcher. So he's
gonna from like a video audio attached to the video feed on the raw file
is gonna sound fucking stupid awful. That'll be the free version that you get.
It's it is constantly in the red constantly it is. It is peaking
so often that I actually wonder if the video will be damaged somehow, Like
that's what damages the video. The video cuts. It's just fucking this story.
Imagine clipping so hard that the audio the video gets fucked. Dude,
that can't happen, right, No, I mean they're separate entire but it
is so red, so surprised that it's they're both consistently look at We'll say
we're right by the from the Alpha series camera, so I would imagine,
okay, that makes sense. We're for to spike. This one is far
away. It's spiking and it's you talking. That's just crazy to see,
Like, okay, camera one, look at how much the spikes. Hey
man, rains falls. Man, it's my guy. Stop rains fall is
my guy. That's probably my great uncle's name. Stop son. The white
people with minorities. Great uncle breeds with Arthur. All right, that's crazy.
We'll do one more. Arthur. Stop, Arthur, don't you I
hate I love how they didn't give them the accent I wish they did in
the game. Oh no, he did. For sure. That sounds like
a real native person. They don't. I've met native people, some of
them. Okay, some of them may sound like that. Some of them
may sound like that. No, they do. That's it's like the ones
I've met don't sound like they're not all from the same region. That's true.
That's also true as well. It's like it's like fucking like, why
we make uh, you know, Asian accents Indians. I'm like, because
they're in their native language, they speak a certain way when they speak English.
I mean, like all the stereotypes come from somewhere. Not that true.
What do you mean? Give me an example, not like like I
like more than like this, not like it way more than having. That's
true. That's that's true for me. For I don't know, I don't
know. That's Chris. Stop, you're lying yourself. Chris. I've seen
you do a little happy dancing to get gusts. Shut the funk up.
You haven't seen my sex happy dance though it's not enthusiastic. I bet you're
like that fucking you ever seen that? You see that bitch with the with
the with the waffles, and she's doing that like that thing exactly, that's
about to have sex, and it's just like, what's happening, don't move
on to hurt you? We were gonna, I'm not. I'm not gonna.
I'm like, that's terrified. One's actually going to eat your pussy.
Sorry, I'm here to eat your pussy for real. I'm here to no
parents eat animals alive. It's like the same thing. You're just fucking Whitely
snacking and she's screaming and slailing, and you're just like, that was fast.
Imagine that's how fast it would be if you're being cut into. You're
being casually cut into, like fucking doctor Mangula and ship doing experiments and he's
just casually. That motherfucker was the devil bro if I had in German,
he was. He was just singing the Erica song. I don't know,
so Nazi. I'm not you secret, You're not a secret Nazi. That's
that's so me being a Nazi so wild because I am so black that at
such a black that would be like you, So if you had, if
you could, if you had, if you had to give up one chicken
or chicken or Nazis Nazis obviously chicken, chicken, chicken or sex? Uh,
you get rid of it? Can I sell masterbait? No, that's
sex? Excuse me? It would count all right, you're you're, you're,
you're kind of you're kind of you're kind of the I am moving the
goal post. If I can't masturbait, then i'd give up. So no
sexual stimulation, is what you're saying, urgre Still, yes, you're human.
You're already thinking about it. You're already getting upset just thinking about it.
It's crazy, bug up the urge to give for free? Oh yeah,
me too. Yeah, yeah, you know somebody you know what's crazy?
Though, even at that level, it's still kind of a contest,
you know what I mean? Like it is kind of a question I haven't
I haven't said an answer yet. That's crazy, Like I would still be
I would I would be thinking if a genie asked me that question, I
would stall for a really long time. Really not me, I think I
would. Oh no, are we talking giving up pussy? Or chicken or
chicken. But I would so, I guess at some point and you were
talking about the other the goalpost moving like that, that would be like,
I'll give it chicken easily. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna go feral.
Like at a certain point when you stop like coming, you just go feral.
You go like, but here's the thing, here's what you might be.
You might transcend. That's what they say. Here's the thing about it.
But those are all the mass shooters think about. You're in your you're
in your sixties, and you don't care about that anymore. And now you
can't have chicken either. Now you got nothing. I'd be upset, But
like you guys like chicken. I love chicken, chicken, I love like
I already already mentioned that my favorite dishes of beani cheese brido like me my
favorite like final meal kind of a thing. Last meal, I would do
a bean cheese breed with fries. If it's pizza and sex is going away,
I think for me, I like chicking away with my like I love
pizza. I love pizza. I like chicken way more. I love I
love chicken for it's for what it's done for me, Yeah, absolutely,
But like vegetables is my favorite meal actually, not kidding, literally, it's
like, why the fuck are you? Like, like, if you just
season some chicken with some some adobo, some salt, some pepper, a
little bit of garlic, it's good. It's delicious. But the thing for
me is that like pizza is like the closest food has felt to sex to
me. Really, yeah, like there's something there's something about pizza that is
just like so hedonistic, and it's like it's bread, it's cheese, it's
meat, it's sauce, it's a vegetable, but not healthy like everything like
for me, it is so it is so self indulgent. I love pizza
a lot because pizza is so great, but I feel like, I don't
know, I feel this might be because I'm like, I'm I'm like a
different culture from just being an American black person. You learn how to fucking
speak chill bro fuck, But it was so deep. I want the next
episode to be just us hostile, like really hostile towards each other. Yeah.
Yeah, I don't like that. It's not my energy anymore. Nice
now, really you think I'm hostile? Yeah, we can get you there.
You guys might be getting there take a little while, but I'll be
like you got mad at me for telling you that I couldn't remember what horses
were, because that's not real. You mean the idea. Somebody be like
explaining what a horse is, Chris, like, I don't know, it's
great whatever, whatever the it's what is a horse? Horse? They have
wings? They have wings? Give me answer the question. I don't want
what the question was I would choose. I would choose definitely chicken. That
was my question. That was his question. What was the actual question I
would choose. I'd probably choose because don't want to go feral and kill people.
I won't kill people. I'll be fine. Dude, there's no way.
There's no way, Like, let me put you that bad until you
don't have it. You can't say that true because young teenage me was a
he was transforming. Dude, I haven't. I haven't had the way people.
It's been over a month, brother, it's been over a month,
and like I feel a little agitated, even though like I can, I
can shoot ropes whenever I want, but like it's different. It's sling whatever
I can. Animals is all over my apartment and it's like that, so
don't animal, don't sit anywhere in my apartment. I'm just saying no.
But like that's corage. I sat on a comb at someone's house, I
would be like, I wouldn't be making a lot. I'm like, yo,
yo yo, yo, dude, dang, you are right. What
if they were really cool? Though? They were really I would what if
it was like you're like, you're an idol of yours like and like and
and they were actually genuinely as cool as like even cooler than you anticipated them
being. You were hanging out with them on them like, yo, dude,
are you all right? And then but then like you came over their
house there it's been the coolest day ever. They you sit in a chair
at their place, covered and cakeding. Come. You didn't notice because you
were having such a good time you sat down. It's blum, it's blumm.
Blood You're so stupid, So it's come. And then you said,
oh, and then he goes my bad man. So you know what I
would do? Actually, if I lived anywhere near there, I would go
home. Actually, my my my my boxing ship is in my car.
It's in my trunk, So I would wrap my hand just one, put
on my four ounce glove, come back and hit them as hard as I
humanly could. Like, no joke, no joke that it would. I
would. My rage would be surpassed to the point where I could focus and
do that. I wouldn't just immediately attack them, but I would. I
would. I would as long as they're not festerers, because you know,
like if the comes of wigglers and I can feel it, that that's what
I would. God would transform. I would did evolve into like murder kingsin
that ship just if I can cease. Do you think women would? Because
I even I I I sometimes I think this. I'm like, you bitches
are gross, y'all. I'm fucking just y'all just like slapping that ship up,
and I'm just like, even though I appreciate it, but I'm also
like, you're cool for that, but I appreciate it, but I'm also
in the back of head, I'm like slapping lapping that ship up like drinking
blows. They just they just like, you know, like a girl tried
to get one time after she did that, and I literally almost I actually
almost a girl for real. But that's no, that's an immediate head,
but you just do it. I almost like slapped her and I was like,
yo, no, they're very white. I would have gotten a lot
of trouble. No immediately, like just fucking gun barrels when it came through
the windows, just started uploading on it. It would have been shoving into
your face like oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, man, sign Yeah
you're gone. There's there's not even a trace of you left. I would
have been I would have been a memory. People would have started forgetting me,
like kinksty step. I can't remember him every move I may whose nigga
I bought all these shoes for Kingston is real gay because he punched some damn
it. I couldn't think of like a derogatory term for a woman that would
rhyme with gay. Yeah, damn only dame. Dame's closed it is.
I'm trying to hurt a woman. I'm not gonna call him a dame.
They respect, I'm not doing that. No, no, no, no
respect, say anything like we gotta we gotta be better at introing the show,
because we I keep forgetting. Definitely, I feel like we didn't do
nothing. I feel like we didn't in the show at all. Snark tank
dot shop, buy our merch or else, I'll come to your house Patreon
and I'll devour your dog. Yeah, Patreon dot com. Yeah, just
in general, slash the snark tank. No, not even one dollar Patreon
dot com. Slash a snark a Patreon. H Wait, what a big
brain fucking question, Patre. I would be really mad about that, Like,
you're already skimping money from from the from the patrons, but they're skimming
themselves as well. What does that mean? Does that mean we get paid
that many started bleeding and ship. That would be so stupid. That would
be the stupidest thing. Who's the highest was the Patreon? How you say?
I don't know, I have no idea. I think it's probably a
comedy podcast, probably Critical Role or something. Oh I wonder they don't have
a patren anymore? Oh well they when they did, I think it was
because their own services they're fucking so big and now they don't need that shit
anymore. That's true, because at a certain point it is kind of like
rude. It might be shots. I think Shelves is making a crazy month.
A lot of those comedy podcasts have like they make well over one hundred
K a month. Yeah, step it up. Well, see, I'm
like, that's that's my whole thing. I was like, Okay, we're
a comedy podcast and it's funnier than them. I actually, you know,
it's it's it's it's really. I hate saying shit like that because I don't
like talking positive. I hate I hate whenever it's time to talk positive about
myself. But like I firmly believe from all those podcasts that I've consumed them,
like these guys are like funny for like ten minutes of a two hour
pod. I feel like, see, here's what I feel like is that
we should find these comedians and we should eat them. I would absorb their
funny No no, no, I just mean just eating the idea of us
as being on flagrant. Imagine that like one day is us and there's munch
of blood spat on and like limbs on the floor. Hey, what's going
on, guys? That's the snark tank here crazy, that's insane, Like
where we go around to different podcasts, eat them and then record from their
set. I would be let's start with the bad friends with the Bobby Lee
and he loves that. I'm major I just I like Bobby Lee, but
I that Cheeto guy whatever he has this no no, no, his name
is cheat Andrew Centino, but they call him Cheetoh yeah. I look,
look man, I don't like that. I'm not a fan of that persona
where I'm like, oh, I'm a dick. But you know they're like
cool as fuck. I I can't. I can't stand that. I think
it works. Burs fucking from Boston, yea. He the amount of fucking
podcasts you know, everybody was in the community. People don't did not understand
Bill Burr. So like when he went on H three's podcast the first time
and like roasted the ship out of Ethan, they didn't understand. They're like,
oh, this is so. There was like a thousand commentary videos made
him like this podcast was a disaster. I'm like, have you are you
a fan of Bill Burt? Do you know how many podcasts there are literally
of him destroying people because he's slightly agitated? Do you even know what a
comedian is? You know, they had question they had a podcast Bill Burr.
It was called Bill Burt, him and Bert Kreischer. Bert Kreischer brought
on somebody on like it was like they were supposed to record on Like God,
why would he because because lucrative. I'm sure it was this lucrative.
So the thing is the long story short, Bill Burr was a show.
I'm Alex. I mean we did, but we didn't know he was bashing
his girlfriend in the head with brick he's doing. Actually he didn't do that.
He threatened a lot, dude, behind the scenes. I'm sure he
did, like a lot of flash kicks or chanting ship. He probably flash
in your fucking wife. You go down to get your charge emotion, you
actually do the charge. That's like, what's crazy? Man? To bring
it back to that, I just really can't get over how you would just
sit there on a discord call and just scream like that. This is what
I don't look at me. It scares me. Is that I feel like
one day if my discord with Smokey gets revealed, or like if our texts,
what did you do? Revealed? Because we just we just say each
other the most insane fucking ship, right because we both just a lot of
people die. So it's just like, but it's not like she's record that.
I don't think it's hope not that's my best friend crazy to do that,
because it's like, what's the intent, Like, what is the intent?
You know, what, what is the intent? What is the intent
if like they were gonna like the slow game, you play the slow game,
like somebody could like. And that's the thing, even about that chick
where she this is Alex has been wilding out enough to where she casually been
recording that ship a ton, And at a certain point you're kind of like,
all right, look man, I feel bad for her. But then
look at in in the you know how like say, victims get trapped in
a relationship and stuff. But at a certain point, when this is happening
so often that you're just casually recording how many who knows how much footage there
is this time, you are so self aware of how toxic. This is
toxic, this is it's time to fucking leave. So it got to that
point, It got to that point where it's like, it's not in the
emction. That's just true. That's just that's why that's why we were talking.
We were talking earlier. People are getting angry and like fucking shooting each
other, right, but that's not what this is. This is metaship.
You have it's vindictive. She has she wants to exactly, but she's still
there. That's nigga. You have content, she has she has content.
But this is like, this is kind of this is like the this is
the process of because you can hate and it's like the same time, you're
getting to the point, you're getting to the point where it's like you're maybe
in the middle where you're like kind of like I know, I got to
get the fuck out of here, but like I gotta fun out. I'm
gonna have hours of contents. It's not to involve her of any responsibility.
It's just to say, like, it's just looking, I know why this.
People gonna people are gonna tell me, like the people are gonna say,
like you're fucking victim blamership, like not at a certain point, At
a certain point, I've always even when it comes to like say, like
because I've been in some of the worst situations you can be, like in
and not having a job and all this stuff. Oh you've been to Vietnam,
my grandpa, guess what, there's less little v I would never I
would never disrespect your father. Can you disrespect your father's experiences? Can you
imagine what if if war PTSD could be like inherited, inherited like a baby
has, like like the Huns generations later. Wasn't that what happened to you?
I thought, like I thought you like, wake up screaming about viet
Cong. No, no, that's no, no trauma. I think just
regular Trauma's not here. It is so that So that was the modern day
you. You took it, you took a trip to Vietnam, and modern
day miss her I don't. I don't scream at night because I'm traumatized by
Vietnam. I said, Justin Long, was he is he trying to like
jack you off? No, I just like I had. I had a
dream once where I was being like chased. But he's not Asian at all.
No, I didn't think he was really, No, I thought he
was for sure. I thought he had a little bit. Really, I
think Justin His name is Justin Long, and he looks not quite white.
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actually I actually knew somebody in school who is very clearly agent and then
A Long. You know you're right about it. It is very tiny to
me. It's I guess it's in the same as like a Lee, Like
there's clearly Asian Lee's, and then there's I know Lee's that I know,
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is Lee. And he's fucking tin with ships. He's fucking like he's a
he looks he looks like, he looks like he would have been friends of
books. He's fucking let's read the name. He's a care Bears one that
rides with Oh yeah, we had to get here because we're two and a
half. Yeah, let's get the fuck out here. We're gonna read the
names. Uh dude, can you read all the names at once? What?
They can say it later? So you want to read him? Oh
fuck, yeah, that's right because I have to if we Oh yeah,
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did I say I was gonna start one beat? Jesus, why did I
say that? I did say that it is coming back to me like,
Oh, you should watch it, dude, I just I didn't. There's
if the series has too many episodes. I just I'm like, bro,
there's no I'm not gonna finish it. It's kind of like say bleach,
my friend really trying to give me the bleach, and I'm like, bro,
there was already hundreds of episodes at the point, I'm like, I'm
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no chance I'm gonna be able to watch the whole thing. Man anyway.
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for putting me into death? Oh the punk band I would say something real
quick was getting really annoying on Instagram and all these other fucking sites where like
I follow pages. There's this one called Find Good Japan Songs. It's literally
just it used to be just like clips of like, you know, really
obscure like pop music from Japan that we might not hear in the States,
and now it's just like fucking porn, like straight up, straight up,
like three in a row of just only fans promotions that page. But yeah,
that's crazy. You know what's weird about that? It's ridiculous. It
was like, what is the benefit of that? I wait, but go
back on that one. You saw, you thought you saw what you thought
you saw? No? Yeah, no for real. Yeah, it's just
like and I'm just like, dude, I just wanted to hear some Japanese
music. Actually, yeah, I just the amount of point that's on Twitter
now is like Scott hidden, that's Instagram. Yeah, but no Twitters,
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now. Well now it's now, it's unashamed. Now it's like people like
it. It'll get it just to their friends. Still, it'll it'll show.
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except for I want them to get notified more like if there's if there's only
a little bit of likes, I think you can still get exposed because I
think, can you can you look at the like list on the anymore?
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Derek and Swing should do an extra AMMO after each episode of House of
the Dragons. Are you watching it? You watched that? I haven't watched
the not yet. Got to watch it, dude. I've been so bid.
I've just been I've just been building furniture and should have come over this
come over this weekend? When to watch with episodes? Maybe? Look,
I just I'm not because, like, I know, you've been saying that,
you get you've been having like people. I just I've been building furniture
and just dealing with the house that like, I just kind of I'm like,
I don't want to not feel like you're talking about if I Yeah,
so I'll see when did you say this weekend? This weekend? Okay,
the second episode or the first? Oh? Okay, because I haven't I
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