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Hey, look he's a little dead
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are disgusting noises. I hate this. Welcome to the Start Taking podcast.

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Uh, how's it going? How's
it going? Everybody? We uh man

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a lots of I feel like a
lot has happened, but at the same

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time, I don't remember a lot
of it. There's they're key there are

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key stories we definitely want to touch
on. But before we get too deep

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into it, do you want to
mention Game Awards happened? And obviously what

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I what I what I am?
Everybody who understands even a modicum of the

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industry understood did happen. Balder's Gate
was the sweep. I only wait two

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actually won a lot more than I
anticipated it to win. But but it

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was obviously going to be a bald
State Yeah yeah, no, no shot

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that no shot in hell That balders
Gate three wasn't going to win Game of

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the Year was so obvious. But
it would have been insane. It would

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have been like, oh, we
actually really have something to talk about,

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you know, like controversial, crazy. Yeah, yeah, it just wouldn't

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it just it wouldn't have made sense
obviously, Like it's not my personal game

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of the year or anything, but
like it was obviously the game of the

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year, Like it was obviously like
objectively speaking, just like elden Ring was

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the the the objective game of the
year that year, just like what is

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it? Breath of the Wild was
probably objectively the game of the year last

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that year. There are just certain
years where it's just like this is obviously

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like the one, right, and
that was pretty clear. So you see

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people, Uh did you see people? So there's a lot of people that

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are really upset that Spider Man two
didn't really get love. Well, I

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don't know how you guys felt about
that. I mean, I have a

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comment about it, you know,
Okay, what are you gonna say?

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It sucks that Spider Man two got
nothing. That is what people should be

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saying. Instead they're being ridiculous and
making like outlandish claims. The fact that

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it got nothing for the Game Award
is tragic because it is a good video

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game. It's really fun, it's
really cool, it looks good, really

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cool moments. The big problem is
that it just got nothing. It got

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nothing, and that's sad that it
got nothing, But it makes sense because

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of what it was paired against.
You know, compared to the there's they

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sold a lot. They're happy,
like and is happy with how they you

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know, yeah, you know what
I mean. It's not like it's like

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you know so much as like it's
like, you know, not the Holocaust.

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Yeah, you know, like compared
to Lebron, compared to to compared

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to Jordan, Lebron's the second best. You know, Lebron is still amazing,

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but he's not the best compared to
Jordan's better, so he's gonna get

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more. That's how it works.
Yeah, people do people, but there's

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people that fucking that is. I
don't I don't agree with that at all,

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but like you know, people say
you gotta go. People will get

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mad and I'll get shot. There
gonna be some basketball niggas and comments and

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be like like they just fucking they
turn to fucking ghoules. It's weird.

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You know that video the guy you
you know that video the guy putting the

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like wrapping a watermelon like a million
and like rubber bands and it like explodes

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and knocks in back. That's gonna
be swinging in a second with a basketball

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lying through his window. From the
from the people who are a problem with

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that, take the I don't know, man, Spider Man two is really

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good, but this is just like
this year was just fucking this unfair.

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This was a stacked year, Like
there really wasn't like when I really look

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at the categories like that were there. There were some games that I thought

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one that shouldn't have won certain categories, but like like certain smaller ones.

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But when I look at the overall, like big categories and I compared Spider

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Man two to every other game that
was in that category with him, it's

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just like it just was not It
just didn't do it. It's probably like

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the most well rounded game maybe,
like if that was even like an accolade

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that could be handed out, but
like you know, it definitely didn't have

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the best narrative, definitely didn't have
the best direction, definitely didn't It definitely

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wasn't the best game this year.
So like it's great, it's really fun,

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but I mean stiff competition, man, it's crazy exactly. No,

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yeah, that's that. Who's gonna
uh, what is the what is the

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most anticipated game for next year?
Well, before we get to that,

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were you surprised? Were you surprised
that Alan Wake two got best Narrative?

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No? I was, I was
no, I was very surprised. No,

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no, no, uh no,
because the thing about Alan Wake too

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is that it's like I expected best
direction for sure, because like there's that

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that game is crazy and the like
there is the thing about Baldersgate, and

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obviously it deserves Game of the Year
one hundred percent, But the thing about

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balders Gate is that balders Gate is
very much like an iterative, like it

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is the best version of something that
exists. It is like it's like,

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hey, here's here's D and D
in a video game, and and here's

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like the best way that we could
do it. Here's divinity, but like

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scaled up to like a crazy it's
what we had before, but like it

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like crazy better. I don't know
that I've ever really played a video game

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like Alan Wake two. There's parts
of it that are similar to other things,

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but like it is so fucking weird
and it mixes so many, so

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many things that I've never seen mixed
together and in sid like there's that that

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makes sense to me. Narrative though, I mean, I've been thinking about

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it constantly, like I've like ever
since I finished it. I was like,

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what the fuck is this? Game
because it's it's it's operating on like

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a level that I don't think people
usually engage with games on, and so

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that to me, it's like I
wouldn't have minded if Baldersgate won, just

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because I don't think. I really
can't imagine that the narrative of Balder's Gate

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is more cerebral than Allen Wake two, But like I can, I can

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imagine that it's more complicated and more
difficult to iron out just because of the

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the insane amount of what is it, the ranching path nature of it,

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and just how much it can be
affected, and like, oh, making

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sure every story path works must be
crazy. But I think about that all

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the time. As a narrative,
I don't know, man, I like

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nuts. I think Alan Wig two's
narrative is like I beat both games,

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and I think Alan for Roses Rose
ros Are doing Alan Wake two in any

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other year would have been by far
the best game that came out, with

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no exception. It is so fucking
good. I think that game is phenomenal.

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I don't like meta commentary at all. I'm not a fan of it.

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I think it's very annoying and it's
two in your face. Alan wig

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doesn't matter commentary. Best I've seen
it and probably any media ever, it's

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insanely good. There are moments where
you're like in the middle of climbing up

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a chute, running away from demons, and then you exit and you're on

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a talk show and Alan is like, huh, it's really like what's going

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on? It's and something. As
he's writing his story, it's happening to

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the black girl and him, and
he's like, it's just moments where it's

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just like you wouldn't believes. Here's
my argument for why I think it it

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kind of deserves that. On set, Like I said, I would have

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been happy with either one because I
think either one probably deserves it really,

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But I think like what they do
with that game is is so like the

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fact that you can switch, the
fact that I'll put it this way,

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the fact that it is such a
linear experience and so and that it's such

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a directed experience, the fact that
it's like, okay, everything is like

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kind of painstakingly handcrafted and like built
for specific story beats and like this,

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this, this, and that you
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you want, as long as there's
like a save room that you can do

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that in and the fact that,
like the narrative works despite like you could

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go through the entirety of one person's
campaign and then the entirety of somebody else's

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campaign and it would all still work. If you went back and forth between

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the two, it would all still
work, and you would get like a

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different experience out of it based on
like which order you played it. You'd

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be like on one on like if
you played one character first and then the

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other, you would feel like this
character is the bad guy, and then

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if you played it the other way, you'd feel kind of like reversed,

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and if you played it alternating,
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a roller coaster, where it's like, oh, I don't I don't know

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exactly what's going on, but it
all works. And that's fucking hard.

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I wouldn't say it's as hard as
Baldersgate necessarily because again just the sheer amount

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of permutations that you would have to
account for in Balder'sgate. But the fact

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that again it's doing that with that
meta narrative and it all works, and

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it all is doing and it's mixing
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know, it's such a weird.
I don't think I've ever played anything like

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it really, Whereas like Baldersgate is
a great version of something that I've definitely

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played before. It's awesome, Like
I'm actually enjoying it now that a barbarian

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and I can just punch people to
death and I don't have to worry about

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it. I don't have to worry
about anything. But picking up a person

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and throwing them in balders Gate is
the best experience ever picking up a person

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like this is someone fighting you and
you pick him up and you throw them

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is an insane thing that happened.
It's cool. It's cool. Throwing people

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to their deaths is probably like one
of the it's it's one of like I

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guess that a cheat code if you
will, right, It's like, oh,

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here's a way to like ah,
fuck, man, I need I

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need to cut this battle by like
multiple turns and just just don't get your

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items. But like whatever, I
won this fight, right, I want

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it's hilarious. It's so fucking funny. But yeah, but I guess it

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really was either it was only it
was only those two though really it was

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only it was like it really it
really and and by the way, everything

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else was great. But it's just
I think Tears of the Kingdom probably would

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have had it in a year that
Alan Wake two, and like even if

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here's the thing about spider Man two
and the people who are upset about spider

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Man two not winning anything, especially
the people who are mad at Game of

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the Year, Like, dude,
if I promise you, like, if

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Balder's Gate three did not come out
this year, spider Man two would not

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win Game of the Year. If
Alan Wake two didn't come out this year,

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spider Man two wouldn't wouldn't win Game
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it was good. I think I
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I'm gonna do it right now.
But they would have given it to

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Zelda. They would have given it. They would have they probably would have

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given a Zelda. They would now
seemingly impressive. I I didn't I didn't

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play, I don't have I don't
have any Nintendo products right now other than

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like old Ship, But uh I
would I mean, look, I guess

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everything kind of worked out fine.
I was seeing the people more of the

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people that were complaining about Spider Man
not getting anything was more of just being

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mad that, Like it's so many
people's experience of playing Balder's Gate three where

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they can't stand that style of combat, where they just can't wrap their heads

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around how something like that could be
considered better than you know, things that

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were going on in Spider Man two, which I understand. It's like,

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say, you know, there's moments
of video games where I'm kind of hyped,

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I'm really drawn into it where I'm
almost even like kind of leaning I'm

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leaving, you know, like there's
like it's like a thrill versus something that

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I can just what I realized how
tactical, like how much of a tactician

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I'm trying to be, and how
ingrained in something, and how I have

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to think about something, and how
I overall. I appreciate that a little

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bit more at the end of the
day, but not at the very moment.

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A lot of times I'm actually kind
of annoyed when I'm thinking about it,

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Like when I'm playing Ballers Gate and
I'm thinking, like, fuck,

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I need to think multiple steps ahead, So I'm a little annoyed. But

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then at the end of it,
I'm like that worked out so well or

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whatever, and so I understand why
there's so many people that just but I

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said this that uh from software one
Game of the Year twice, and there's

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a lot of people that just you
know, unfortunately can't beat those games.

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And so there's people that just can't
even play them. And so it's it's

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not about like I guess, accessibility, where people are like, well,

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this is just a better experience.
I'm like, well, it's not about

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that, man, it's it's fucking
side spider Man two. Yeah, Spider

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Man two is for sure probably like
of the games that were there, the

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most accessible one. Like I platinumed
it kind of no problem. I don't

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normally have patience to Platinum really anything. I plantined in the first game two,

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But like it's it's good, it's
it's it's fine. It what like,

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dude, Like I had so much
fun. I had a blast with

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Starfield this year and it didn't get
anything. And that's like not a big

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fucking deal. Like, who I
forgot about Starfick It doesn't it at all.

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I forgot about Starfield actually, but
yeah, yeah, dude, dude,

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Franklin. I ran into Franklin Delano
Roosevelt in that game. It's so

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fucking weird, but yeah, like
I don't know, man, you just

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I don't know why people are so
there's like an insecurity about it where it's

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like, I know, I really
liked it, so it needs to win,

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like it needs to win Game of
the Year to validate my how much

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I liked it, And it's like
you don't need that at all, it's

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so weird. And then, by
the way, who cares about the game

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wards anyway? Like the game boards
aren't even really the official award show of

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the industry. The real award show
of the industry is is the Dice Awards,

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which is, by the way,
something that no one fucking watches because

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it is so real in the fact
that it's like, oh yeah, this

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is actually just an award show.
There's no like reveals or ads or anything,

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and so nobody watches it. So
people who are like, oh,

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man, I really want to see
the game wards will be so much better

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if they just focus on the awards
and actually treat the depth with respect that

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already exists called the Dance Words.
And you don't watch it and you don't

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care, so like this happens,
I don't know what you want. Everything

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this happens when everything every time I
every time I'm watching mixed martial arts,

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for example, people get so annoyed, like we always call them casual fans,

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right, but they don't have to
be casual, which is a pejorative.

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And people will start wrestling or grappling
and people will be like, oh,

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this is so boring, and it's
like, hey, you know there's

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a thing called kickboxing like Glory and
k one where they don't do any of

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that and you don't fucking watch it. They get paid nothing, and that's

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all you want to see. It's
just like you can't you you want to

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stringle those people to grappling bro such
a such a number one. It's like,

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dude, a grappler, a grappler
people don't. A grappler will fuck

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up a boxer. A grapple who
gets if they get you and you don't

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and you are not aware. Like
a grappler that's a small woman could beat

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up somebody and could someone like me
if they know what they're doing. Grappling

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is terrified. Well it's a little
bit of a stretch. You're a very

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they get choke me out, but
you are six three, Like okay,

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I understand what you're saying, but
you're you're a little bit of a stretch

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because I think they could. Man. Well, so it's such a how

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small are we talking about here?
Because there's five six lady? Five six

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lady. I'm not talking like Lily. No, that's impossible. Let's just

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say she's just like you know,
which is totally possible. She's been training

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whole life and she's like about as
strong as me or something. I'm not

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incredibly strong, but strong enough.
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enough pressure. But I would say, barring that, I would say,

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you're too there's just two you could
like say there's weight classes for a reason

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when it comes to combat sports,
because that is the very reason. But

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uh, but like it's just as
well, like even grapplers and video games

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right where they are slower on average, when they get you, they do

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it a ton of damage to you. I love, I love. I

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feel like people don't appreciate the fighting
game, the balance. You know,

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you know why people don't like grapplers. You know, I don't graphic because

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grappling looks gay, dude, grappling
looks so gay. It No, No,

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I'm not wrong. I'm not and
I'm not saying like homosexual, I'm

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saying like it looks so stupid.
There's people rolling around on each other.

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Dude, that's worse. By the
way, I feel like, I feel

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like you've made your sentence worse by
saying that. It's like, by the

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way, by when I say gay, I don't mean homosexual, I mean

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stupid, worse, just saying people
that's worse than just saying people don't like

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it because it looks gay. Damn
bro, I'm trying not to be worse

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than being worse. But I mean
each other, and like this is like,

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just get this dude off me.
I don't want he's just he's he's

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literally sliding up me. I don't
Yeah, he's Okay, you go ahead.

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No, okay, well I want
to finish. Finish what you're gonna

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say, because this is going to
go back still related to the wrestling topic.

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No, it's it's absolutely not.
It was gonna go back to the

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game wards. Okay, Okay,
it was gay, I was. I

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just wanted to say. I just
want to say that there's one thing specifically

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that actually genuinely bothered me about the
Game Awards, aside from the fact that

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it was really long and boring,
and it's full of bads and way more

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the worst part of it. Right, it's probably way more boring than it

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needed to be. Like so fucking
so much time spent on just oh hey,

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I'm sorry, Like, oh hey, the director of bald this Gate,

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he's talking about all the people who
died. Get him off stage.

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I need I'm Jeff Keey, and
I need to do a sketch of the

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puppet for five minutes. Oh hey, I need to let talk for ten

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minutes about something that's not even a
fucking like, Like, dude, Look,

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Jordan Peel and Kajima working together,
that's cool. It doesn't need to

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be there for ten minutes. It's
insane with the girl with a girl screams,

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Bro, that got mean to piss
so much? Bro, Oh that

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fucking that shit, that fucking like
that what what the hell? Yeah,

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it's supposed to be motion capture and
whatever like and that's fine, but like,

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dude, you don't like dude,
I get it. I I respect

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the hell out of Kajma, I
get it, But like, he doesn't

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need twenty minutes on stage with an
interpreter going back and forth over footage.

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Of people screaming at a camera like, O, it's just dumb sh It's

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not that never gets you O worth
either. Have you ever seen, like,

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say, since Kajima Studios has been
a thing, have you been hyped

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when you saw his fucking teasers where
you like, oh, man, I

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can't wait to play that. It's
just weird dumb ship. Yeah, I'm

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sure it's gonna I'm sure it's gonna. I'm sure it's gonna be cool and

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dope. Like I I I love
Death Randon even though I was like really

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prime to hate it, I was
actually super excited to hate it actually,

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so like he's earned enough of my
like respect in the sense of it's like,

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yeah, I'll probably check it out
and I'll probably enjoy it, and

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the fact that it's Jordan Peel.
It's cool. It's cool, but like,

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fuck thirty minutes is like he's on
stage for so long and then they're

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cutting off people while they're accepting their
awards, and it's I almost gave them

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props at the beginning. I almost
gave them props at the beginning when they

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were doing like best performance, when
Christopher Judge came out there and they played

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them off immediately, I thought it
would have been so funny. I thought

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it would have been so funny for
them to actually just do that and not

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do it. It's like a bit, you know what I mean, Like

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actually, like he goes up,
he's like, hey, I'm Christian,

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and then the music starts playing,
then he goes off stage and you never

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hear from the rest of the show. That would have been hilarious. Oh

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yeah, yeah, I mean,
I mean it's a little weird. It's

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it's a little weird in my opinion
to do that, but like, yeah,

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yeah, just because weird. I
don't know, it's at an award

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show. You're standing in front of
these people who you know, it's not

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even their you know what I mean, it's like publisher's fault. So like

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I don't know, but I mean
it's like that of a deal. It's

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a weird thing to do at an
award show, I guess. But like

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Call of Duty, the last the
last I don't feel strongly about it.

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The last campaign is a mess.
The last one was a yeah it is.

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I heard people are saying it's boring
basically a deal. That's that's all

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I heard. Yeah, But honestly, yeah, I felt that way about

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most quality campaigns for years. I
really, but you didn't have to pay

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separate for it. Was so that's
true, that is true, that's fair.

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But like I have the thing,
have friends that did capture on it,

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and I have a few friends that
did trade dev on it, and

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it was the people and they were
like, yo, don't buy it even

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if you don't, like, it's
not worth it this time, like,

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really, it's not worth it this
time. And I was like, damn.

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The the thing that bothered me the
most, the thing that out side

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of Destiny to being in there for
best community support, I thought that was

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laughable. Ongoing game. Best ongoing
game went to Cyberpunk twenty seventy seven,

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which is fucking stupid. That is
not what an ongoing game is. Ongoing

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games are not games that then have
DLC later. By that, By that

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reasoning, every single fucking thing is
an ongoing game because every game gets a

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patch. Category W two just got
their fucking new game plus patch with like

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new story content. Is that an
ongoing game? Now? With Valhalla,

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God will ragnark with Valhalla. That
DLC that has like I guess you know,

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some some cool stuff in it?
Is that ongoing game. That's not

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what that's for now. It is
because of because of because of that would

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yeah it is now they changed the
definition because yes, we all know what

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it means. It essentially every everything
prior was always an MMO because there were

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the games that were just forever essentially
like I think who won Last Time Final,

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Fantasy fucking fourteen or something that's been
out for like a million years or

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something. I know. Let me
say best, Look, I I really

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I'm happy the game gets its flowers
for doing as good as the jobbins.

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It has to reboot it like do
better, reboot itself, make itself a

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a genuinely good game with such a
really good DLC, Like I think Fan

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Liberty is amazing. But yeah,
it's not. It's not a ongoing that

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is a game that deal a little
I don't. I look at Man I

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understand, but I also feel a
little bit weird about same thing with No

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Man's Sky. I feel a little
bit weird praising these games for It's like,

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well, we're kind of praising them
for putting out something that they should

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have came with in the first play, and so it feels a little feels

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a little weird it's like, you
know, because like so often, so

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often, things don't fix themselves.
You know, at least we're getting into

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error where things do start fixing themselves, and often people just like lea ship

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like Anthem got released that ship in
stage Ship. They trying to fix it.

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The fucking EA is so ship man
to the point where they shut down

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fucking and Dramata. They shut down
Anthem without even It's not like they didn't

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have any fucking money. They were
just like, oh no, thanks,

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We're not even gonna attempt to fix
this thing. Like okay, they put

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out a patch and a drama that
desperately needed it that at least to beat

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the game, you essentially needed a
patch because I got fucking stuck and a

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lot of people got stuck. Anyway, Bro, The Day Before? Have

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you have you been paying attention to
that fucking game? So there's a game

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called The Day Before, which it
was People clocked this as a scam a

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long time ago because it was like
they use I can't remember what the thing

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was, but like some some trailers
just used like other assets that were just

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like this is not this looks fake
as fuck. It's like this, I

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guess open world kind of MMO zombie
kind of blast of a style thing.

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Uh, and it's they got they
put the game out, and then they

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shut down the studio. They shut
themselves down like two days later. I

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think it's insane, Dude, I've
a turnaround like that before. I have

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never seen a shooting a studio shut
down. The only thing I can theorize

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is that they knew ahead of time. This is exactly what was gonna happen

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to shut down that quickly. That's
not that that is not a decision you

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just make on the fly like that. And it's it's interesting seeing like so

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people are using the way back Machine
to see their old trailers and stuff and

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see how much they deleted almost like
eight hundred thousand views on their on their

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YouTube channel to show okay, seeing
a lot of stuff showing the fucking you

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know, the unreal engine. It
actually looked pretty good when they were first

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showing it off, and and then
it turned into just fucking garbage with no

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zombies. There's nothing happening in the
game. It was a point where I

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was like, I kind of want
to buy this. I kind of want

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to buy this just to see how
but I'm not gonna buy it. I

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won't. I won't do it,
but you know what I do want to

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buy. I really want to buy
that Walking Dead game. I saw some

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people playing it. Yeah, I
saw some people playing like it's really,

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really in depth, and I fucking
almost cried laughing. Did you see Rick

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versus a a fucking Shane. Did
you see that fight? Yeah? Yeah,

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where he's hitting it, where he's
shooting him in the face of the

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shotgun, shooting face like twenty times. I was almost crying. Rick Rick,

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Rick Grimes, Rick Rhymes has the
health of a Destiny Raid boss,

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and it just looks so fucking ridiculous
in the context of the Walking Dead,

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where clearly one shot is almost like
kill people, but he's just tanking all

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these shots like a fucking mammoth elder. God. It is crazy. Yeah,

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that this year's so weird, because
this year is probably like one of

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the better, like we were talking
right now, I've talked I've talked about

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it with a lot of people already, but like, I mean, this

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year is so crazy with great games
and shit. Even that Avatar far Cry

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game is apparently not even remotely as
bad as I as people thought it should

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be. Like are you watching it? It's ridiculous. The footage of that

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game. My favorite thing about that
game. I think I brought this up

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on the podcast before, but please
forgive me if I like, forgive me

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if I do it again, but
it needs to be mentioned. There's a

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trailer for The Walking Dead Destinies that
shows all the main character just walking towards

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the camera and you can see like
it's like they're in like a V formation,

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like like birds or whatever. Yeah, and you know front and centers,

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rick rhymes, and then you have
like micheon and and Darryl off to

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the whatever, and then off to
the left side you see Herschel without his

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leg with walking perfectly fucking fine in
the trailer. If you look at the

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trailer for this fucking game, you
see it. They're all walking in a

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V formation and he's just casually like, oh, yeah, I don't have

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a I don't have the bottom half
of my leg, but I'm gonna walk

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perfectly fine. In this marketing material, it is so weird how good the

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game, Like so many fucking amazing
games came out this year, and then

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like this is without a doubt,
like some of the worst, some of

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the worst games that I've ever been
aware of have come out this year too.

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It's so weird. Gollum right,
there's that rise, there's that Kin

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Kong game walking down Destinies day before. It's crazy. It is crazy,

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dude. He shot wreaking ahead so
many times and Rick just like knocks back.

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He's doing fucking souls rolls. He's
fucking like he's limbering, he's kicking

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him out. I'm like, dang, Rick Grimes is crazy. D put

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the mat the gathering, bro sweet. The souls rolls are really what really

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00:29:18.960 --> 00:29:22.400
ties it all together, like his
soul's rolling. And then there's he does

406
00:29:22.440 --> 00:29:29.279
it backwards too, you know,
the hardest to roll backwards that they made.

407
00:29:29.359 --> 00:29:34.160
That is so like who green lit
that? Like you know, like,

408
00:29:34.240 --> 00:29:37.960
okay, I understand the game is
ship, but like, hey,

409
00:29:37.960 --> 00:29:42.920
there's gonna be this fight between Shane
and Rick, and Rick's gonna have a

410
00:29:44.000 --> 00:29:45.960
head stronger. Rick's gonna have a
stronger head than Spider Man. Bro.

411
00:29:48.960 --> 00:29:55.640
There, I can't think of like
it is one any type of It's like

412
00:29:55.680 --> 00:29:56.599
you already said it. You already
said it. It's like a it's like

413
00:29:56.599 --> 00:30:00.359
a boss like in fucking Densty or
something. It's just it's it's like one

414
00:30:00.359 --> 00:30:03.640
of those how could you absorb that
much damage and be a regular and be

415
00:30:03.759 --> 00:30:07.039
afraid of zombies at all? Like
how could you be? How could you

416
00:30:07.079 --> 00:30:17.039
live? They can't he can't do
anything new. That's so good. There

417
00:30:17.039 --> 00:30:21.720
are shots like at the prison and
like there's all these like just they're just

418
00:30:21.920 --> 00:30:25.519
it's the same fucking five zombies throughout
the entire game, and they're in the

419
00:30:25.559 --> 00:30:30.480
prison, so all the fucking prisoners
in there are just regular people. And

420
00:30:30.519 --> 00:30:34.119
then the guards have regular clothes except
when they have helmets on. I's just

421
00:30:34.160 --> 00:30:40.519
like, this is so fucking lazy. This is like, this is like

422
00:30:40.880 --> 00:30:44.480
how I used to write book reports, right, I would just read the

423
00:30:44.559 --> 00:30:48.799
synopsis and then essentially just write ship
and then the teacher. Yeah good enough,

424
00:30:48.799 --> 00:30:53.079
because kid, who cares. I'm
like, that's that's awesome. I

425
00:30:53.079 --> 00:31:00.599
love the contrast of best games versus
just this ship. It's pretty saying dude,

426
00:31:00.880 --> 00:31:06.160
like it's I don't know what the
fight continues. Do you see the

427
00:31:06.200 --> 00:31:11.319
second part of the fight, guys? I yeah, probably crow bars and

428
00:31:11.359 --> 00:31:15.559
the crow bar is doing more damage
than the shotgun? Did oh come on

429
00:31:15.680 --> 00:31:22.119
man again? That yeah? Totally
yeah? Why not? I actually really

430
00:31:22.200 --> 00:31:26.119
do. When I saw when I
saw that fight, I was like,

431
00:31:26.200 --> 00:31:29.599
I'm buying this game. I kind
of want to buy it now too.

432
00:31:29.599 --> 00:31:32.759
How much is it is? A
sixty? No? Fuck no, it's

433
00:31:32.799 --> 00:31:37.359
probably forty new, but I imagine
it's gotta be slashed. There's no way

434
00:31:37.759 --> 00:31:40.680
it could be forty bucks right now. I might buy that game, looky,

435
00:31:40.720 --> 00:31:45.359
I might probably like right now,
actually do not do not wait please

436
00:31:45.400 --> 00:31:52.640
don't like if it's so, I'm
a check, like I'm gonna check like

437
00:31:52.680 --> 00:31:56.200
cdkeys or something and see if they
have it on forty it's forty right now.

438
00:31:56.240 --> 00:32:00.559
See, yeah, like if if
that ship's like look on cdkeys right

439
00:32:00.599 --> 00:32:06.960
now? Fucking heal Slinger, help
hell Slinger? Is that right? I

440
00:32:07.000 --> 00:32:10.839
don't know what that is? Is
that wrong? Heal Singer? Right?

441
00:32:13.319 --> 00:32:15.920
I don't know what you're looking at. I don't know what sorry metal metal

442
00:32:17.720 --> 00:32:23.240
metal heal Singer me. Okay,
yeah, so I just for some reason

443
00:32:23.279 --> 00:32:25.400
I want to say sling. It
was just like I know that's not right,

444
00:32:25.440 --> 00:32:30.759
but anyway, so that game right
now is like less than four dollars

445
00:32:30.759 --> 00:32:37.200
on like you can find it online. Uh. Basically, if this game

446
00:32:37.240 --> 00:32:40.599
does not get to that point,
that would be like that, Like it's

447
00:32:40.720 --> 00:32:44.119
you can find like a good game
that will go on sale for like just

448
00:32:44.400 --> 00:32:47.759
stupid, like good deal and I'll
wait put this on my wish list and

449
00:32:47.799 --> 00:32:53.400
whatnot. But it's just it's just
such a stupid game that come on every

450
00:32:53.400 --> 00:32:55.759
once in a while. Everybody has
that one game that they're like, dude,

451
00:32:55.759 --> 00:32:59.799
I gotta play that. You know
it's trash. Yeah, I have

452
00:32:59.839 --> 00:33:01.640
to. I don't know that game
that was right on the last game.

453
00:33:02.000 --> 00:33:05.599
The last game that I remember doing
that with was Right to Hell Retribution in

454
00:33:05.720 --> 00:33:07.799
like twenty thirteen. And then I
was like, I think I'm good.

455
00:33:07.880 --> 00:33:10.359
I think I'm set, Like I
don't need any more of this this garbage

456
00:33:10.359 --> 00:33:15.759
in my life. But one thing
I did want to bring up garbage before

457
00:33:15.759 --> 00:33:19.039
we forget, because I just remembered
it. I just remembered it, and

458
00:33:19.079 --> 00:33:20.960
I have to I have to bring
it up. I think it's because the

459
00:33:20.960 --> 00:33:25.319
timing of it was so hilarious.
We the last episode of this Narctic that

460
00:33:25.359 --> 00:33:29.920
we did was so off the rails
and so fucked and so fucked in a

461
00:33:30.240 --> 00:33:37.480
Simpsons specific way that the fact so
the Simpsons doesn't trend regularly at all,

462
00:33:37.640 --> 00:33:40.839
Like I rarely ever see The Simpsons
on my timeline for any reason. But

463
00:33:40.880 --> 00:33:45.720
there was a clip from a modern
episode of The Simpsons that went viral or

464
00:33:45.759 --> 00:33:49.200
not viral, but like they were
they were trying to push it and they

465
00:33:49.200 --> 00:33:52.079
were like they tweeted out it's like, oh, homie, Homer might have

466
00:33:52.119 --> 00:33:55.000
a might have a point here,
And it's literally just Homer Simpsons ranting about

467
00:33:55.039 --> 00:34:00.480
destination weddings for like a full minute, and it's you know both, it's

468
00:34:00.559 --> 00:34:07.840
it's the voice actors. And they
sound so sick like both of them now

469
00:34:08.239 --> 00:34:12.480
like it was originally like just March
that sounds like and March make them.

470
00:34:12.719 --> 00:34:16.519
Mark still sounds like a She sounds
just as like a black like like a

471
00:34:16.559 --> 00:34:22.039
fucking dude, like a pterodactyl.
It's crazy. She does not have voices,

472
00:34:22.039 --> 00:34:25.920
a strained that's it. But then
Homer sounds so devoid of it is.

473
00:34:27.039 --> 00:34:30.320
It was actually the saddest thing I've
seen. The Homer reminds you of

474
00:34:30.639 --> 00:34:34.119
remember how you make fun of a
fucking what do you call it? King

475
00:34:34.199 --> 00:34:38.719
Kai and Japanese. He sounds like
a personal ambi. Yeah, dude,

476
00:34:38.719 --> 00:34:45.679
he sounds like he's fucking on ambient
like like actually the idea. It is

477
00:34:45.719 --> 00:34:50.480
crazy. K Kai in Japanese is
like he's like doing really much. He's

478
00:34:50.519 --> 00:34:53.519
like, oh no, Goku helped
me out. It's like, why does

479
00:34:53.519 --> 00:34:59.000
he sound this has tired? So
this has ten million? It has ten

480
00:34:59.480 --> 00:35:02.480
it has ten million views? Where's
it at? On uh on Twitter?

481
00:35:02.480 --> 00:35:06.519
I'll put it in the chat if
you just you don't have to listen to

482
00:35:06.559 --> 00:35:08.840
the whole thing. But like,
if you just listen to to Homer Stentizen's

483
00:35:08.920 --> 00:35:14.880
voice even for like a little bit, it is so sad, like it

484
00:35:15.000 --> 00:35:23.880
is noticeable in a way that I
can't even fucking he sounds so fucking depressed.

485
00:35:27.559 --> 00:35:31.199
Derek's listening to it. Yeah,
dog, you're not gonna believe we

486
00:35:31.239 --> 00:35:35.639
just walked. Hear that? So
so are we gonna change subject in a

487
00:35:35.639 --> 00:35:37.239
little bit, because I have something
perfect for you to change subject about.

488
00:35:38.679 --> 00:35:45.000
Sounds like he's sitting the fucking voice
actor sounds like he's sitting in bed,

489
00:35:45.119 --> 00:35:49.119
tucked in with his fucking s M. Seven B just up to his face.

490
00:35:49.159 --> 00:35:51.320
That's what he sounds like. He
sounds like he's like, fuck,

491
00:35:51.320 --> 00:35:53.280
I forgot to do these lines.
And he pulled up his mic and he's

492
00:35:53.360 --> 00:36:00.000
like and I'm like Ah and Marge. Of course, Mark discussed the fact

493
00:36:00.039 --> 00:36:02.880
that she's still doing it. They
didn't just get somebody else, right,

494
00:36:02.880 --> 00:36:07.679
It's like you, you put in
fucking decades, God bless you sound like

495
00:36:07.880 --> 00:36:13.519
shit. You have to go.
Like she sounds she's gonna fucking lose her

496
00:36:13.679 --> 00:36:16.840
voice, but she's literally she probably
demanded that, like no, I want

497
00:36:16.840 --> 00:36:22.039
to be here gel she wants She
essentially wants to sound like fucking Robert f

498
00:36:22.840 --> 00:36:30.320
Juniors trying. What if there's like
a clause in their contract that says,

499
00:36:30.039 --> 00:36:34.079
if you stop voicing this character,
we have the right to kill you.

500
00:36:34.320 --> 00:36:37.960
And so they're all just like stop. They're all just stuck doing it because

501
00:36:38.000 --> 00:36:44.639
they can't afford not. If they
stop, it'll literally be shot. Okay,

502
00:36:44.760 --> 00:36:52.239
I'm tired of living. Kill me, stop burping on my threat.

503
00:37:00.239 --> 00:37:07.000
Kill dude. You my god,
you look you look, you look animated

504
00:37:07.039 --> 00:37:13.239
for a second that you look like
a racist caricature of a person. Bro.

505
00:37:13.599 --> 00:37:23.320
You look like if somebody was just
gonna drunk. Okay, so just

506
00:37:23.400 --> 00:37:28.519
now, just now, I'm going
my thing right, dexter Row, you

507
00:37:28.559 --> 00:37:34.719
know the Twitter news page dexter Row
now allow artistic new to be following the

508
00:37:34.840 --> 00:37:38.440
viral topless meta, So if you
guys don't know, you guys don't know.

509
00:37:39.159 --> 00:37:46.519
As of lately on Twitch, a
lot of girls have been streaming showing

510
00:37:46.599 --> 00:37:54.480
their upper cleavage as toplessness. Let's
become another streaming metal on Twitch, twitches

511
00:37:54.559 --> 00:38:00.480
being the wonderful place it is if
you're a woman and you're attractive, which

512
00:38:00.519 --> 00:38:07.480
is late the lateness checks man,
just with big titties that are doing pretty

513
00:38:07.480 --> 00:38:13.320
well too. There's so many ariolis. Bro, that's it man, yeah

514
00:38:13.360 --> 00:38:15.320
this one. This was funny to
me. Bro. I'm tired of half

515
00:38:15.320 --> 00:38:19.760
ass and ship bro. Well see
that's why, Like, okay, there's

516
00:38:20.400 --> 00:38:24.760
you. There's an implied nudity that
some people just love. I've seen people

517
00:38:24.800 --> 00:38:29.079
even tweet about this like, ah, man, why you show too much?

518
00:38:29.119 --> 00:38:31.320
What's what's wrong with the nice side? Like what the fuck is wrong

519
00:38:31.360 --> 00:38:36.719
with you? I always want to
see the actual tits versus like say,

520
00:38:36.960 --> 00:38:38.760
and I'm not talking about in a
in an in real life setting if I'm

521
00:38:38.760 --> 00:38:44.320
fucking going about my business, but
in sexy time, no, I don't

522
00:38:44.360 --> 00:38:50.960
like even in passing all the time. I would be more like, say,

523
00:38:51.400 --> 00:38:53.880
if you saw like a nice rack
or something, it's like, oh,

524
00:38:53.960 --> 00:38:58.400
nice. You canna appreciate that,
And then the most you would probably

525
00:38:58.480 --> 00:39:00.519
want is like, oh it,
she just flashed you quick just to know

526
00:39:00.559 --> 00:39:04.280
what her just the full package looks
like. And they're like, oh cool,

527
00:39:04.360 --> 00:39:06.559
nice hits, and then that's pretty
much it. It's not a big

528
00:39:06.599 --> 00:39:10.239
fucking deal. And this twitch meta, it's really catering to those people that

529
00:39:10.599 --> 00:39:15.599
like that teasing stuff, where it's
to the point where if if the girls

530
00:39:15.599 --> 00:39:17.480
were just wearing normal bikinis like they
were when they were doing the bath the

531
00:39:17.719 --> 00:39:22.440
hot tub meta, they're actually showing
more tits, They're showing much more.

532
00:39:22.960 --> 00:39:29.039
And then this new meta, it's
just showing the top part with a little

533
00:39:29.039 --> 00:39:32.119
bit of cleavage, a little bit
of the crack. And I'm just like,

534
00:39:32.199 --> 00:39:38.000
oh, this is somehow better for
some people. Uh. I always

535
00:39:38.039 --> 00:39:40.920
say to each their own. I
really want to say that, But at

536
00:39:40.960 --> 00:39:49.119
the same time, I'm like,
how I'm tired of defending people that are

537
00:39:49.159 --> 00:39:52.280
stupid and different from you. Bro. I'm sick of it, Bro,

538
00:39:52.760 --> 00:39:57.400
I'm sick of it. That's constantly, it's constantly having to be the bigger

539
00:39:57.440 --> 00:39:59.840
person, and I'm sick of that. I'm sick of being like, it's

540
00:40:00.519 --> 00:40:01.840
do what you want to do.
It's fine, Ye're welcome. You want

541
00:40:01.880 --> 00:40:05.039
to know, You're not welcome to
be what you want to be anymore.

542
00:40:05.400 --> 00:40:08.639
Get out of here, Get out
of here. I feel watch who wants

543
00:40:08.679 --> 00:40:15.400
to see some of a breast?
What kind of freaking mongoloid wants to see

544
00:40:15.559 --> 00:40:19.679
the I like the idea of pussy. I want to see pussy. In

545
00:40:19.719 --> 00:40:23.400
fact, pussy streams. Put your
pussy on camera. Bro. Yeah,

546
00:40:23.480 --> 00:40:28.159
remember that one girl that was brave. She was brave enough to where she

547
00:40:28.360 --> 00:40:34.159
just fucking gaped. She just fucking
she bent on that bread. Yeah,

548
00:40:32.960 --> 00:40:40.079
yeah, and like you could hear
the wind. Bro. I was like,

549
00:40:40.280 --> 00:40:45.920
damn, bro, shout out to
you so intimate and uh, you

550
00:40:45.960 --> 00:40:49.199
know, like it might as well. But I also saw a really interesting

551
00:40:49.199 --> 00:40:52.480
thing come out of that meta that
this new uh top booby meta is.

552
00:40:52.800 --> 00:40:55.679
I guess it's called implied nudity out. I mean, at least that's what

553
00:40:55.760 --> 00:41:00.920
it's supposed to be. That girl
that's arted it the least that popularized it,

554
00:41:01.039 --> 00:41:07.159
or who is it seems to be
the most popular, Maggie Magpie or

555
00:41:07.159 --> 00:41:09.960
something I forgot her name and something
like that. Morg Pie, are right,

556
00:41:10.039 --> 00:41:15.519
Yeah, that's it? She uh
is she's yoked. She she works

557
00:41:15.519 --> 00:41:17.840
out a lot, because like I
was doing I was, I was looking

558
00:41:17.840 --> 00:41:22.840
her up for my video and I
was like, holy shit, So she's

559
00:41:22.880 --> 00:41:25.760
like muscle mommy. You can see
in the picture that she obviously has fake

560
00:41:25.800 --> 00:41:29.719
ass tits because she has like,
you know, a really fucking strong chest,

561
00:41:29.760 --> 00:41:32.280
and then her big fucking fake boobies
are just attached to her fucking muscle

562
00:41:32.559 --> 00:41:38.039
right there. So there, I
saw a handful of guys that were confused,

563
00:41:38.079 --> 00:41:43.440
and I hate where we are on
the internet now that there are there

564
00:41:43.480 --> 00:41:51.280
are legitimately males that have no fucking
idea that women can build muscle and be

565
00:41:51.400 --> 00:41:57.039
women. And it's not even like
it's not even like I don't understand.

566
00:41:57.559 --> 00:42:00.760
It's just one of those things that
growing up you didn't run into that because

567
00:42:00.760 --> 00:42:04.280
you've always known that, Yeah,
women are humans, so they can obviously

568
00:42:04.320 --> 00:42:09.239
get jacked if they choose to.
And uh, and I don't get it,

569
00:42:09.280 --> 00:42:14.199
man. I saw a girl that, uh, she she was first

570
00:42:14.199 --> 00:42:16.000
going to play n CUAA football and
not be like a kicker, right,

571
00:42:16.079 --> 00:42:20.840
she's actually fucking tackling. She's in
with the boys, and she's got some

572
00:42:21.039 --> 00:42:24.960
jack fucking arms. Yeah, some
fucking blond chick with jacked arms. And

573
00:42:25.000 --> 00:42:30.000
then all of a sudden, the
guys like those shoulders, look at those

574
00:42:30.079 --> 00:42:35.760
hands some man and like, what
the bro I don't know what to tell

575
00:42:35.840 --> 00:42:39.599
you. Even when you see a
man's hands, it's because he fucking got

576
00:42:39.719 --> 00:42:44.519
jacked. Who look like that?
I'm like, your tweak asses doesn't look

577
00:42:44.559 --> 00:42:46.480
like that naturally, Like what the
fuck do you? I don't get it?

578
00:42:46.960 --> 00:42:51.480
How how did you? Like?
How have we? How have we

579
00:42:51.639 --> 00:42:59.840
gotten to this point where like the
trans panic is so bad that even even

580
00:43:00.320 --> 00:43:04.519
like I've probably mentioned before, like
I, what are my ex girlfriends just

581
00:43:04.559 --> 00:43:08.079
because she had a large Greek nose? Uh, it's because, for whatever

582
00:43:08.119 --> 00:43:15.639
reason, large noses are associated with
this a male trait. Even though Mediterranean

583
00:43:15.639 --> 00:43:19.760
women have large noses a lot of
times, or even French women, doesn't

584
00:43:20.079 --> 00:43:23.920
matter. And so they're like,
oh she she trans And I'm like what

585
00:43:24.360 --> 00:43:28.400
me? At first, me my
normal brain, my normal man brain.

586
00:43:28.440 --> 00:43:30.880
I'm just like, how, like, I don't understand why you would even

587
00:43:30.880 --> 00:43:36.760
say that? And then yes,
in retrospect, I totally that I would

588
00:43:36.760 --> 00:43:37.840
have ran with it. In retrospect
that I would have ran with it when

589
00:43:39.239 --> 00:43:42.639
I'd like that her Dick's way bigger
than me. Dude, I throw that

590
00:43:42.639 --> 00:43:45.320
shit like crazy. I'd be like
that. It's it's it's tough, but

591
00:43:45.360 --> 00:43:47.760
it really cleans out, you know, like I got acid reflex, and

592
00:43:47.760 --> 00:43:52.800
it really does the job to kind
of plunge out the acid. That's crazy.

593
00:43:52.000 --> 00:43:57.239
It cleans your fucking colon. I
don't I don't take greens, I

594
00:43:57.239 --> 00:44:04.519
don't use I don't eat leafy greens. I don't let my girlfriends brown need

595
00:44:04.559 --> 00:44:08.360
that shit no more. Bro.
I totally would have rap if I knew

596
00:44:08.360 --> 00:44:12.760
people are gonna go this crazy about
it, like how things are, like

597
00:44:12.920 --> 00:44:15.599
how they've been lately, I totally
would have been like, oh, absolutely,

598
00:44:15.639 --> 00:44:17.920
whenever I'm constipated, don't get my
girlfriend up. Cleaned the pipe right

599
00:44:17.960 --> 00:44:23.440
out like a fucking soft serve machine
afterwards, bro easy, Hell yeah,

600
00:44:23.480 --> 00:44:29.599
dude, tell you're looking at you
like you're fucking you're zoned into something.

601
00:44:30.920 --> 00:44:32.360
I was. I was like doing
some I was doing some other I was

602
00:44:32.440 --> 00:44:36.519
I saw something that I thought might
be interesting, but it actually isn't.

603
00:44:37.000 --> 00:44:40.719
Twitch. Yeah, the twitch that
is weird. I don't know. I

604
00:44:42.000 --> 00:44:45.079
think it's one of those things where
I don't I don't care enough about it.

605
00:44:45.159 --> 00:44:49.039
But at the same time, I
do think the the dismissing, the

606
00:44:49.079 --> 00:44:51.280
dismissing of criticism of it is kind
of weird, Like the whole thing.

607
00:44:51.280 --> 00:44:52.079
It's like, oh, if you
don't if you don't like this, you're

608
00:44:52.119 --> 00:44:55.320
just not straight. And it's just
like, well, I mean, it's

609
00:44:55.320 --> 00:44:59.599
weird. It's weird that this is
happening, like it's it's weird that this

610
00:44:59.639 --> 00:45:05.440
is just on switch and it's just
it's just objectively strange. But I don't

611
00:45:05.480 --> 00:45:09.079
know, I don't consume this content. If I real if I'm gonna jerk

612
00:45:09.079 --> 00:45:12.159
off, I'm gonna go to a
port, I'm gonna I'm gonna watch porn.

613
00:45:12.320 --> 00:45:15.840
Okay, I'm not gonna sit there
in like some streamers chat like hoping

614
00:45:15.880 --> 00:45:20.360
to catch a glimpse of something.
What the what is that? What is

615
00:45:20.400 --> 00:45:23.280
that? I got? I don't
got time for that. I'm on a

616
00:45:23.320 --> 00:45:27.719
schedule. I got like maybe fifteen
minutes max. All right, So I

617
00:45:27.760 --> 00:45:32.719
got my book marks, set thunder
thunderstorm, thunderstors looking at thunderstorm and beat

618
00:45:32.719 --> 00:45:36.400
a dick to it. Bro exhilarating. What are you talking about? What

619
00:45:36.480 --> 00:45:39.719
are you saying to a thunderstorm?
Yeah, like a real crazy one.

620
00:45:40.320 --> 00:45:45.199
That's crazy. There's one happening.
It's doing better because it's like closer.

621
00:45:45.519 --> 00:45:47.800
It's like it's like it's like it's
like real. You know, it's like

622
00:45:47.880 --> 00:45:53.159
high depth, it's real. You
know the level idea of that it is

623
00:45:53.320 --> 00:45:58.880
crazy. It's like I'm gonna jerk
into a thunderstorm. Have you guys been

624
00:45:58.880 --> 00:46:02.719
seeing the honey bun ship? What
is that? What? People? Super

625
00:46:02.840 --> 00:46:07.480
like people putting honey buns in the
oven and then throwing up at homeless people.

626
00:46:07.800 --> 00:46:14.920
It's really fucked up. It's super
fucked What happened is reminded me of

627
00:46:14.960 --> 00:46:17.639
the joke. It reminded me of
the joke I made about putting a cinnamon

628
00:46:17.719 --> 00:46:22.360
roll in the oven in a microwave
for like thirty seconds and then sucking it.

629
00:46:22.360 --> 00:46:25.559
It reminded me of that joke I
made a long time agoing was worth

630
00:46:25.559 --> 00:46:30.199
it. I was worth it.
I was like, that was like two

631
00:46:30.280 --> 00:46:31.920
years ago. Shut up, it's
funny. It's fun That was like three

632
00:46:31.960 --> 00:46:36.679
fucking years ago. And I remember
that very vividly. At the at the

633
00:46:36.719 --> 00:46:40.400
apartment was we were actually recording in
person, and I was disgusted with me,

634
00:46:40.440 --> 00:46:45.039
but I was like, there's no
way you're fucking something that in the

635
00:46:45.079 --> 00:46:47.960
Patriots in the microwave for thirty seconds. It's too fucking hot. I think,

636
00:46:49.800 --> 00:46:52.199
dude, we're not doing this again. If I get, if I

637
00:46:52.320 --> 00:46:57.519
get harder, if I get listen, we got question, it gets,

638
00:46:57.800 --> 00:47:01.000
it gets more drible. You know, it gets thirty bro. Okay,

639
00:47:01.000 --> 00:47:04.519
this is this is how we're gonna
settle this. We're moving on right after

640
00:47:04.559 --> 00:47:08.639
this live. We're gonna go live
and when I come up there during Christmas,

641
00:47:08.800 --> 00:47:14.599
all right, you're I'm gonna go
buy a fucking donut microwave for thirty

642
00:47:14.599 --> 00:47:17.880
fucking seconds, and you have to
fuck it all right, gotcha? All

643
00:47:17.960 --> 00:47:20.920
right? If I succeed with this, if by the seed with that,

644
00:47:21.800 --> 00:47:23.639
you owe me, you owe me, You owe me dinner that day,

645
00:47:24.119 --> 00:47:28.920
all right day. And if I
feel vice versa, okay, fair enough,

646
00:47:28.960 --> 00:47:31.280
okay, ud let's you better not
try to buy no function. I'm

647
00:47:31.280 --> 00:47:37.400
not crazy. I'm just from Boston
cream, man, just straight up Boston

648
00:47:37.440 --> 00:47:40.960
cream. You gotta fuck some Boston
cream. Yo. Maybe I've been on

649
00:47:42.079 --> 00:47:49.880
more than I and too moments like
yo. Maybe maybe we're gonna put a

650
00:47:49.880 --> 00:47:53.079
blindfold on and then we're gonna replace
it doing it with a crab. He's

651
00:47:53.079 --> 00:47:58.159
got a fuck a crab. Do
you imagine me fucking a crab? That's

652
00:47:58.519 --> 00:48:05.320
crazy somehow, I'm fucking crab.
You just keep going, it's it just

653
00:48:05.440 --> 00:48:14.079
keeps pitching, but you're still going. I'm so damaged, and I'm like

654
00:48:14.719 --> 00:48:21.320
to the hospital. I'm really your
dick will not survive even if you approach

655
00:48:21.320 --> 00:48:22.679
it from the back. I don't
think I don't think it would survive the

656
00:48:23.000 --> 00:48:29.519
All right, let's let's move on. Jesus Christ, all right, Kremlin

657
00:48:29.559 --> 00:48:30.519
to Gremlin wrote and he says,
greetings Chris, Derek, and the one

658
00:48:30.519 --> 00:48:37.079
who always loses spelling competitions says,
I'm not sure. I'm not sure if

659
00:48:37.079 --> 00:48:40.280
this was before, if this was
asked before, or but whatever, what's

660
00:48:40.280 --> 00:48:45.000
your most expensive hobby? I started
getting into Warhammer before buying a three D

661
00:48:45.079 --> 00:48:49.360
printer because I got too expensive.
Yeah, I mean that's Warhammer's pretty fucking

662
00:48:50.880 --> 00:48:55.800
expensive. It is very expensive.
Yeah, let me see iet comic books.

663
00:48:55.920 --> 00:49:04.599
I play Magic and Dragons bit so, uh yeah, that's the most

664
00:49:04.599 --> 00:49:07.039
expensive. Do you what's the most
expensive? Do you think you you would

665
00:49:07.079 --> 00:49:15.920
estimate between the between those, like
just based on a really like what what's

666
00:49:15.280 --> 00:49:19.039
what's the price for comic that you
would what the last time you bought a

667
00:49:19.079 --> 00:49:22.360
comic. I bought a comic like
two days ago. Okay, well,

668
00:49:22.480 --> 00:49:25.679
yeah, I guess I don't know. I regularly. But the thing is

669
00:49:25.679 --> 00:49:30.079
I also have the apps to read
them online as well. But when I

670
00:49:30.199 --> 00:49:32.960
when something really like when I'm collecting
something and it's coming out, I gotta

671
00:49:32.960 --> 00:49:37.079
grab this one, like I grab
like I grab like green lantern. I

672
00:49:37.119 --> 00:49:39.880
always grab, like like Miles Mole
stuff. I usually try to grab.

673
00:49:39.920 --> 00:49:44.719
I grab like Captain American things.
So I would be excited. Are you

674
00:49:44.760 --> 00:49:50.159
excited? Are you excited for your
kids to throw that ship away? I

675
00:49:50.199 --> 00:49:52.280
mean, if they want to,
they throw it away. It's it's at

676
00:49:52.280 --> 00:49:54.480
their choice at that moment that really
bother me. I'll give it to them,

677
00:49:54.519 --> 00:50:00.440
you know, man, I've I've
the amount of the amount of ship

678
00:50:00.440 --> 00:50:04.719
that I have or that I remember
having from like oh yeah, your grandfather,

679
00:50:04.960 --> 00:50:09.639
this is your grandfather's you know,
collection of I don't know arrowheads.

680
00:50:09.639 --> 00:50:14.599
I don't know what the hell my
grandfather collected, but it was something where

681
00:50:14.639 --> 00:50:15.880
I was just like, oh man, this is all really cool. I

682
00:50:15.920 --> 00:50:20.000
don't want anything to I don't want
anything to do this am I gonna do?

683
00:50:21.119 --> 00:50:23.159
It's sensible, just like like what
the fuck is your kids? You

684
00:50:23.199 --> 00:50:27.800
know? Like I don't know,
because like I get it. It's like,

685
00:50:28.599 --> 00:50:30.199
just just bury me with him at
that point, you know what I

686
00:50:30.280 --> 00:50:35.840
mean, so no one could have
him. Nah, I don't do that.

687
00:50:36.079 --> 00:50:40.880
What happens is bury them with me. If somebody somebody would, No,

688
00:50:42.320 --> 00:50:44.840
doesn't. That's not their fucking money. It's my money. And so

689
00:50:45.000 --> 00:50:50.320
like people I'm dead, well I
want it. How about that? How

690
00:50:50.320 --> 00:50:52.360
about I want the money, so
that's good enough. How about I want

691
00:50:52.360 --> 00:50:58.000
my want and then I want to
be buried with my fucking There's some guy

692
00:50:58.039 --> 00:51:00.320
who just barely understands how body works, like I WE'RENNA. I want to

693
00:51:00.320 --> 00:51:02.440
be buried with my credit card and
I want to be buried with like deviit

694
00:51:02.480 --> 00:51:07.480
cards. He has my money like
an idiot. I want to go,

695
00:51:07.639 --> 00:51:10.559
but he really thinks he's going to
go to afterlife rich I saved so much

696
00:51:10.599 --> 00:51:15.840
money when I'm alive, or he
thinks that his card is literally his money.

697
00:51:15.480 --> 00:51:20.760
I just I don't know the idea, the idea of just having such

698
00:51:20.800 --> 00:51:22.480
a big collection of shit that just
is completely meaningless to the people who are

699
00:51:22.519 --> 00:51:25.239
going to inherit it. It is
so funny to me, just like inherently

700
00:51:25.480 --> 00:51:28.800
it's just I mean, it might
it might not be meaningless to them.

701
00:51:28.800 --> 00:51:31.519
But at the same time, also
they can take it like I don't.

702
00:51:31.519 --> 00:51:38.159
It doesn't stress me out enough,
thenking it it's like whatever, Like if

703
00:51:38.159 --> 00:51:40.480
they need like this is my thing, right, if they need money in

704
00:51:40.480 --> 00:51:44.679
the future, the money in the
future, they're like, dang, Grandpa

705
00:51:44.920 --> 00:51:49.440
Kingston. My grandpa Kingston and my
dad Kingston did have a lot of comments

706
00:51:49.480 --> 00:51:52.599
with this. My comics are worth
a sizeable amount of money. I'm like,

707
00:51:52.679 --> 00:51:55.559
yeah, just sell them and do
whatever you want with them. I'll

708
00:51:55.559 --> 00:51:58.400
definitely tell them that before and I'm
like, yeah, do whatever you want

709
00:51:58.440 --> 00:52:00.320
with them, you know, go
for it. When I finally get when

710
00:52:00.320 --> 00:52:02.400
I finally get to Japan, I
get my Katona made, I'm like,

711
00:52:02.400 --> 00:52:06.199
hey, dude, I'm gonna have
this, but like I'm going to give

712
00:52:06.199 --> 00:52:07.360
it to you. You can do
whatever you want with that. I enjoyed

713
00:52:07.400 --> 00:52:10.880
owning it and then then it's there
that can't be mad at them to do

714
00:52:10.880 --> 00:52:14.480
whatever they're gonna do with it.
Nah, I don't fucking sell my shit.

715
00:52:14.719 --> 00:52:20.119
Kill you, that's crazy. I
don't get I don't give an I

716
00:52:20.119 --> 00:52:22.719
don't know if I have an expensive
hobby. I have hobbies that are expensive

717
00:52:22.760 --> 00:52:28.039
to get into, but like not
necessarily to maintain. Like I would say

718
00:52:29.079 --> 00:52:31.679
music stuff is a hobby of mine
because it's not something that I do professionally

719
00:52:31.719 --> 00:52:37.440
or like really you know, focus
on, but it's not. It's only

720
00:52:37.480 --> 00:52:40.559
expensive in the beginning when you're getting
like equipment and instruments, and then like

721
00:52:40.599 --> 00:52:44.960
I, once you have your guitar
or like, once you have your instrument,

722
00:52:45.000 --> 00:52:46.440
like you could kind of invest maybe
in like oh I want like maybe

723
00:52:46.480 --> 00:52:50.199
maybe I'm feeling like, oh,
a talkbox, you know, I've been

724
00:52:50.199 --> 00:52:52.599
thinking about that lately, just getting
a talk box because it's just like it

725
00:52:52.599 --> 00:52:57.599
looks cool. But even that's like
maybe one maybe one new thing a year

726
00:52:57.840 --> 00:53:01.960
max that catches my attention in that
it's not like, oh, this week

727
00:53:02.000 --> 00:53:05.960
I'm gonna get this fifty dollars comic
and next week I'm getting or like,

728
00:53:06.119 --> 00:53:13.960
oh, this week fifty fifty is
expensive. What happened is like I buy

729
00:53:14.159 --> 00:53:16.039
like know what I'm saying is what
I'm saying is throughout the year, you

730
00:53:16.119 --> 00:53:20.719
probably spend more on comics than I
do on music stuff. Yeah, definitely

731
00:53:20.760 --> 00:53:23.920
definitely what you're at average on comics. I just spend around like maybe like

732
00:53:24.400 --> 00:53:30.760
two hundred dollars. Oh that's not
actually that much really, Yeah, well

733
00:53:30.760 --> 00:53:35.239
maybe, well I played digit when
I play competitively, and that shit can

734
00:53:35.480 --> 00:53:43.039
rack up a little bit, Like
how many of that then to Billy two

735
00:53:43.079 --> 00:53:47.760
billion? No, I wish like
think of like this. It's it's enough

736
00:53:47.880 --> 00:53:52.880
that like if I if I i't, it won't hurt me fiscally throughout the

737
00:53:52.880 --> 00:54:01.719
month, but I will maybe like
is it random every three months? Definitely

738
00:54:01.760 --> 00:54:06.800
not spending rent money on it,
that's crazy, that's insane. No,

739
00:54:06.840 --> 00:54:10.079
Like throughout the year, throughout the
year, you don't spend one certain one

740
00:54:09.639 --> 00:54:15.800
okay, not there like each time
it comes out with winning rents equivalents,

741
00:54:15.840 --> 00:54:17.280
every time it drops, no every
no, no, no, I just

742
00:54:19.199 --> 00:54:21.440
yeah, I just you don't have
to get specific. I just mean like,

743
00:54:21.519 --> 00:54:23.320
because that's generally like what I think
of it was, like it's expensive.

744
00:54:23.320 --> 00:54:29.679
If you've spent one month of rent
on something on a hobby throughout the

745
00:54:29.800 --> 00:54:32.719
entire that's kind of that's they would
say, you know, I would say

746
00:54:32.760 --> 00:54:40.360
that a small investment in digimon,
I've spent maybe maybe six seven hundred dollars.

747
00:54:40.960 --> 00:54:49.800
Okay, that's the that's a sizeable
dollars. Maybe disgusting. I think,

748
00:54:50.119 --> 00:54:52.800
you know it's crazy. I haven't. I'm competitively. I'm very good

749
00:54:52.880 --> 00:54:55.360
now. Like I I'm actually good
at the game now. Like I go

750
00:54:55.400 --> 00:55:00.440
to like the top places and I
get like a top like this last week

751
00:55:00.840 --> 00:55:02.000
yesterday there was like a box tournament, you know, a case right,

752
00:55:02.239 --> 00:55:07.159
whenever there's like there's a case that's
like twelve boxes. Yeah, and then

753
00:55:07.199 --> 00:55:09.559
they do like whenever the cards release, they do like they sell them in

754
00:55:09.599 --> 00:55:15.599
like backpacks, they sell boxes,
they sell cases. I went to a

755
00:55:15.639 --> 00:55:17.880
case tournament. I got fourth place
yesterday. Because that's how good I am

756
00:55:17.920 --> 00:55:22.119
out of like forty something people.
I mean, you're playing with seven year

757
00:55:22.119 --> 00:55:23.760
olds, so it's like it's not
really they're not no one that plays did

758
00:55:23.760 --> 00:55:27.719
you mind to seven? Fuck you
dude, We're all in our at least

759
00:55:27.800 --> 00:55:30.920
mid twenties. I'm not playing no
kid. If I lose the kid,

760
00:55:30.960 --> 00:55:35.880
I'm losing my mind, bro,
I lose my mind. What did you

761
00:55:35.920 --> 00:55:37.760
say? Did you say you're in
your mid twenties? Is that what you

762
00:55:37.760 --> 00:55:39.599
said? And I said, everyone
that plays at least in their mid twenties.

763
00:55:40.320 --> 00:55:45.719
Oh, I'm at the end of
like I know where I'm at.

764
00:55:45.760 --> 00:55:49.480
Bro, there's no fooling me there. Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry.

765
00:55:49.480 --> 00:55:53.239
I just I probably need what I
what I would need is I probably need

766
00:55:53.280 --> 00:55:59.280
to see Digimon art again, because
just in my mind, it was all

767
00:55:59.400 --> 00:56:06.440
like it's like, look, man, one of my roommates is uh his

768
00:56:06.519 --> 00:56:10.280
ex wife's new boyfriend. Look shout
out to this dude. He's he's great,

769
00:56:10.360 --> 00:56:15.920
but he's just you know, he's
like thirty years old and he's he's

770
00:56:16.000 --> 00:56:19.920
so unashamed of the stuff he's into. Like this dude shows me like,

771
00:56:20.119 --> 00:56:22.719
oh, you're one of my favorite
YouTubers. He's watching. It's just this

772
00:56:22.840 --> 00:56:28.400
fucking YouTuber that's literally talking like a
chipmunk, And I'm just like, wow,

773
00:56:28.519 --> 00:56:32.679
that's a I just I just I
didn't really expect in my mind that

774
00:56:32.800 --> 00:56:37.400
a you know, somebody who has
the potential to have a beard and everything

775
00:56:37.440 --> 00:56:42.400
would be listening to something like this. And so when I when I'm thinking

776
00:56:42.400 --> 00:56:45.639
of like Digimon, when I was
like back in the day, like in

777
00:56:45.679 --> 00:56:50.280
my head, like the art style
for me, it was like geared towards

778
00:56:50.360 --> 00:56:54.679
like cool shit that like kids would
think of and maybe I'm just completely like,

779
00:56:54.880 --> 00:56:58.599
uh, I'll post I'll post a
picture of one of the like modern

780
00:56:58.599 --> 00:57:01.639
cards. Now I'll card that out
because I feel like I'm totally I'm like,

781
00:57:01.880 --> 00:57:06.000
I'm so I'm like boomers. It's
in the chat you see it.

782
00:57:07.639 --> 00:57:08.960
The new art style, definitely,
it definitely is. Some of the art

783
00:57:08.960 --> 00:57:12.599
style is from like when you were
kids, and it's like obviously more they're

784
00:57:12.639 --> 00:57:16.000
more cute than they are like menacing
and cool looking, but like there's definitely

785
00:57:16.000 --> 00:57:21.000
a lot of very cool art in
it. I would them. I would

786
00:57:21.000 --> 00:57:27.880
say it's comparable to like compar like
maybe Magic the Gathering and digimunt of close

787
00:57:27.960 --> 00:57:30.719
to each other, because Magic has
some art that's like gorgeous, where I'm

788
00:57:30.760 --> 00:57:35.039
like, Dan, this is really
insane, but then there's some art that's

789
00:57:35.079 --> 00:57:38.519
like super like contrived and lazy or
ship it was still from something else.

790
00:57:39.599 --> 00:57:51.639
I cannot game on or game dude. This card has got so down in

791
00:57:51.719 --> 00:57:54.480
value over the last couple of months. Oh it has bro that's because of

792
00:57:54.679 --> 00:57:58.079
because of the release at least earlier
this month, and then it is shot

793
00:57:58.119 --> 00:58:04.119
down mm hmm, yeah, whatever, I don't know, Yeah, yeah,

794
00:58:04.400 --> 00:58:07.360
are you don't say any any expensive, any expensive hobbies that aren't just

795
00:58:07.639 --> 00:58:13.599
porn. Dere is porn addiction you
see a poor addiction expensive? I would

796
00:58:13.599 --> 00:58:15.360
be. I would be so I
would be so ashamed of myself if I

797
00:58:15.360 --> 00:58:21.400
if I started investing in porn,
because I've always been the uh, the

798
00:58:21.440 --> 00:58:23.760
free website, you know person,
or I would even want to be like,

799
00:58:23.800 --> 00:58:30.320
oh, if the person that makes
the content uh uploaded to like a

800
00:58:30.400 --> 00:58:32.599
porn hub or whatever, you can
support them like a via like in a

801
00:58:32.639 --> 00:58:36.559
YouTube type of way. I don't
know how the absence works and all that

802
00:58:36.599 --> 00:58:38.199
shit, but I've always just advocated
like, why the fun would you pay

803
00:58:38.199 --> 00:58:43.679
for porn? Essentially, That's what
I'm saying, nah man, But I

804
00:58:44.000 --> 00:58:47.440
really don't have any because like say
that I eventually want to do something with

805
00:58:47.559 --> 00:58:52.239
music. So it's like I haven't
even invested the proper money that I should.

806
00:58:52.440 --> 00:58:55.239
I've kind of been holding on to
just the lower end of stuff.

807
00:58:55.760 --> 00:59:00.039
And really the only time I really
spent money in anything crazy it was because

808
00:59:00.280 --> 00:59:05.599
it made sense of the time when
I was getting sponsorships for Raid Shadow Legends,

809
00:59:06.039 --> 00:59:08.599
because they were paying me a decent
round of money, and my line

810
00:59:08.639 --> 00:59:14.360
of thinking was, first of all, I Actually, the mechanics and everything

811
00:59:14.400 --> 00:59:16.239
involved in the game, I actually
really enjoyed. You know. The only

812
00:59:16.280 --> 00:59:19.840
part that I didn't like is just
literally, like every other gotcha game,

813
00:59:19.880 --> 00:59:22.000
is the predatory shit that they do, like Diablo, Imortal, whatever,

814
00:59:22.119 --> 00:59:25.599
whatever have you. They have that
one aspect to it that's extremely predatory,

815
00:59:25.639 --> 00:59:30.079
extremely pay to win. But the
mechanics, I was like, if this

816
00:59:30.159 --> 00:59:32.960
game was like the way that Path
of Exile is where they only you can

817
00:59:34.000 --> 00:59:36.760
only pay for skins or whatever,
I was like, this game is fucking

818
00:59:36.840 --> 00:59:39.280
excellent, Like the mechanics, the
fucking art style, everything about it.

819
00:59:39.280 --> 00:59:43.519
They have lore in the game.
They had a fucking series that they dropped

820
00:59:43.559 --> 00:59:45.199
on YouTube, and I'm like,
all right, cool, just get rid

821
00:59:45.239 --> 00:59:51.960
of this one thing. But long
story short, at the time, to

822
00:59:52.000 --> 00:59:54.159
compete at the best level, or
not even the best, I was never

823
00:59:54.199 --> 00:59:58.199
at the best, but to compete
at a high level, I was investing

824
00:59:58.920 --> 01:00:04.480
like a few hundred in a month. But that's nothing because so first of

825
01:00:04.519 --> 01:00:07.800
all, just one AD would pay
for like more than enough. So it

826
01:00:07.880 --> 01:00:12.679
was like I felt fine investing once
I stopped doing the ads and I just

827
01:00:12.719 --> 01:00:17.760
stopped giving them money. But it's
so fucking retarded because even the couple of

828
01:00:17.840 --> 01:00:22.679
hundreds that I would invest would be
nothing, because there are people who would

829
01:00:22.679 --> 01:00:25.480
literally and I want to meet these
people and just steal their money, because

830
01:00:25.480 --> 01:00:30.480
they would invest tens of thousands of
dollars per month, like like there was

831
01:00:30.800 --> 01:00:35.760
they were krakens Man, not even
Whales, and so you couldn't compete at

832
01:00:35.760 --> 01:00:37.079
the highest level no matter what,
because they always have the best shit.

833
01:00:37.559 --> 01:00:43.239
But that was the only time when
I was I felt like I wanted to

834
01:00:43.239 --> 01:00:45.719
do something in this game, and
I actually felt like I almost, Uh,

835
01:00:45.840 --> 01:00:50.199
let's put it this way. Uh, there's a creator that has over

836
01:00:50.239 --> 01:00:53.880
two hundred thousand subscribers that just plays
this game, and he's his whole career

837
01:00:53.920 --> 01:00:58.280
is just making that content. And
I almost did it four years ago.

838
01:00:58.719 --> 01:01:00.719
I was like, I think I'm
gonna make content. And then I would

839
01:01:00.760 --> 01:01:06.320
have joined their creative creator team.
And then now they're starting their own studio

840
01:01:06.360 --> 01:01:07.559
and making a completely different game,
and I probably would have been involved in

841
01:01:07.559 --> 01:01:10.320
that, but I just was like, yeah, lazy. So that was

842
01:01:10.320 --> 01:01:15.320
the closest thing that I can even
compare anything to like a hobby. Everything

843
01:01:15.320 --> 01:01:22.159
else is it's just like my hobby
ship now just goes towards eating disgusting,

844
01:01:22.679 --> 01:01:25.360
hoping it gets killed. Oh shit, I thought you were one second.

845
01:01:25.360 --> 01:01:34.480
I haven't paid right in a while. I'm sure that that would that would

846
01:01:34.559 --> 01:01:39.320
make that would make because it's like, wait, that literally would make no

847
01:01:39.440 --> 01:01:45.079
sense. Where first of all,
like that, there's too many there's too

848
01:01:45.119 --> 01:01:46.599
many things aroun I'm like, how
did this happen? How did it come

849
01:01:46.679 --> 01:01:54.960
to this? Turns out yeah,
as well, move forward. Yeah,

850
01:01:55.039 --> 01:02:00.360
we'll just get another question going while
you whatever something Yeah, cyclonic chaos,

851
01:02:00.440 --> 01:02:02.280
right, and it says, greetings, fuck heads, you've brought on friends

852
01:02:02.280 --> 01:02:07.639
and other YouTubers as guests, but
why not let fans listen and listeners get

853
01:02:07.639 --> 01:02:09.559
a chance to join it out on
the fun as well. No, you

854
01:02:09.599 --> 01:02:12.960
do not know, You do not
understand how much you don't want that.

855
01:02:14.719 --> 01:02:17.400
You think you want that, but
you don't want that because the reality is

856
01:02:17.960 --> 01:02:22.199
people, Look, it's it's weird. It's weird to be in front of

857
01:02:22.199 --> 01:02:24.159
a camera for a lot of people. It's weird to be cognizant of the

858
01:02:24.199 --> 01:02:28.119
fact that you're being recorded. It's
weird to be cognizant of the fact that

859
01:02:28.119 --> 01:02:32.119
you are creating something for future consumption. To the point where I'm really desensitized

860
01:02:32.119 --> 01:02:35.880
to you because I've be doing it
for like fifteen years at this point,

861
01:02:35.920 --> 01:02:38.239
probably more than that if you consider, you know, something of the stuff

862
01:02:38.239 --> 01:02:44.239
that I was doing before YouTube.
But most people feel really uncomfortable in front

863
01:02:44.239 --> 01:02:47.719
of a camera. Most people feel
really uncomfortable behind a microphone. And I've

864
01:02:47.760 --> 01:02:52.079
seen that. I've seen that,
I've seen people really try to overcompensate in

865
01:02:52.199 --> 01:02:58.880
just in normal conversation. And it's
you know, it's a whole it's a

866
01:02:58.960 --> 01:03:02.480
whole thing. It's a it's a
whole thing. I don't think you want

867
01:03:02.480 --> 01:03:07.440
that, and you think you want
it. Let's let's let's yeah, I'm

868
01:03:07.480 --> 01:03:12.360
gonna be I'm gonna be uh less
respectable. And it's just like, well

869
01:03:12.599 --> 01:03:17.079
extrapolate that to anything else. Let's
just say we have a tiny amount of

870
01:03:17.079 --> 01:03:21.159
like notoriety. It's like it's just
like me like, oh, well,

871
01:03:21.400 --> 01:03:23.480
you know, I should just be
able to hang out and do a podcast

872
01:03:23.480 --> 01:03:25.920
with the rockers, you know what
I mean. It just there's the level.

873
01:03:27.000 --> 01:03:30.159
The level is like Okay, their
entire audience that's built in. They're

874
01:03:30.239 --> 01:03:34.920
like they want to hear from specific
people, and it's kind of like it's

875
01:03:34.960 --> 01:03:37.840
it's just like that where the people
that are listening, they're gonna be like,

876
01:03:37.880 --> 01:03:39.920
oh, I guess it only makes
sense where it's like, oh,

877
01:03:39.960 --> 01:03:44.039
maybe I would have an opportunity to
maybe be on and talk with the boys,

878
01:03:44.280 --> 01:03:47.039
But other than that, everybody else
that's listening, it's like, well,

879
01:03:47.719 --> 01:03:53.880
I I didn't gain anything from this
because yeah, yeah, yeah,

880
01:03:53.280 --> 01:03:59.960
I see what you're saying. It. It's just like, just to catch

881
01:04:00.039 --> 01:04:01.239
you up, we're talking about somebody
asked the question. They were like,

882
01:04:01.360 --> 01:04:05.079
uh, they were like, they're
basically, hey, you've had like your

883
01:04:05.360 --> 01:04:09.159
friends and stuff and you have you
have you've had friends and other YouTubers as

884
01:04:09.199 --> 01:04:15.920
guests. Why not why not put
fans and and listeners on? No,

885
01:04:15.800 --> 01:04:19.679
yeah, well I'll put it.
Well, this is something that I kind

886
01:04:19.719 --> 01:04:24.880
of want to talk about you.
I want to bring this up to where,

887
01:04:24.920 --> 01:04:28.119
like I remember back in the day. I don't know if it's the

888
01:04:28.119 --> 01:04:30.400
case nowadays because I don't really see
it happen all that much in the same

889
01:04:30.400 --> 01:04:33.480
way that it used to. But
I remember when YouTubers would collaborate a lot,

890
01:04:33.800 --> 01:04:36.159
right, and you would have a
YouTuber that you would be a big

891
01:04:36.199 --> 01:04:41.039
fan of, right, and then
they would you know, you'd wait for

892
01:04:41.079 --> 01:04:43.559
their videos and the like maybe they
posted like once a week or something,

893
01:04:43.719 --> 01:04:45.400
because that was that was feasible back
then, and it was like cool,

894
01:04:45.400 --> 01:04:48.440
all right, cool, new new
episode this week or whatever you and you

895
01:04:48.480 --> 01:04:54.000
tune in and the whole video would
be some guy. It would be like

896
01:04:54.119 --> 01:04:56.760
the guy that you want to see
or the person that you want to see

897
01:04:57.239 --> 01:05:01.360
sharing the screen the entire runtime of
that video with somebody that you've either never

898
01:05:01.400 --> 01:05:06.199
heard of or no kind of.
And I remember kind of always lamenting those

899
01:05:06.199 --> 01:05:09.599
episodes because I was just like,
oh, man, I'm not really even

900
01:05:09.599 --> 01:05:11.760
if it was somebody that I liked, it was just like, I'm not

901
01:05:11.800 --> 01:05:15.599
really here for this guy, you
know, like I'm kind of here for

902
01:05:15.639 --> 01:05:17.440
this, and I kind of feel
like, ah, this wasn't really This

903
01:05:17.559 --> 01:05:20.440
wasn't really what I was looking forward
to. It's fine, you know whatever,

904
01:05:20.519 --> 01:05:24.920
But like I remember that feeling of
being kind of, ah, I

905
01:05:24.920 --> 01:05:28.840
don't know if I like this this
type of collab really to the degree that

906
01:05:29.280 --> 01:05:32.760
a lot of other people might.
It's why specifically I had the stupid fucking

907
01:05:32.840 --> 01:05:35.039
Lama that I would talk to,
because it was a way for me to

908
01:05:35.079 --> 01:05:39.519
collaborate with people I had no business
with collaborating without them, like stealing screen

909
01:05:39.599 --> 01:05:43.840
time and feeling like they were like
absorbing the video all for themselves. It

910
01:05:43.880 --> 01:05:45.400
was like, oh, hey,
here's a little easter egg. It's like,

911
01:05:45.440 --> 01:05:49.599
oh, fucking what's a kittik Arris
is in this video? That has

912
01:05:49.639 --> 01:05:53.440
nothing to do with anything kittic Ris
has ever talked about, But he's not

913
01:05:53.599 --> 01:05:57.920
in the video like kind of stealing, you know, the point of it

914
01:05:57.960 --> 01:06:00.639
away from you know, the people
who actually just want to see, like

915
01:06:00.639 --> 01:06:05.159
what this person's creating. Uh.
Now, imagine me feeling that way about

916
01:06:05.199 --> 01:06:10.920
people that I kind of know and
and kind of like and maybe are am

917
01:06:11.000 --> 01:06:16.519
kind of aware of exacerbated to a
level where this isn't even like this isn't

918
01:06:16.559 --> 01:06:20.480
even somebody that I'm even remotely familiar. This is a straight up stranger who

919
01:06:20.559 --> 01:06:25.960
even if I like them, there's
that's this is all that exists of this

920
01:06:26.039 --> 01:06:29.199
person, like they It's not even
like, oh, that was a great

921
01:06:29.320 --> 01:06:32.199
let's say we have a great guest
on like just from the audience, just

922
01:06:32.239 --> 01:06:38.760
out of sheer coincidence. That's it. That's that's all. That's all they

923
01:06:38.800 --> 01:06:43.159
got Because they're not a content creator, they don't have their own thing going

924
01:06:43.199 --> 01:06:45.159
on that other people can maybe flock
to, and then it's just like a

925
01:06:46.960 --> 01:06:49.719
it's kind of like a flash of
the pad. It's a weird situation.

926
01:06:53.960 --> 01:07:00.159
No, obviously you have Chris right, it's a very respectable answer, a

927
01:07:00.239 --> 01:07:02.800
very clear cut and a great answer, and it's just it's just really Okham's

928
01:07:02.880 --> 01:07:05.960
razor. It's just like it just
doesn't make sense really like it just it's

929
01:07:05.960 --> 01:07:10.760
not even like to me. The
way that I like audience interactions is I

930
01:07:10.880 --> 01:07:14.559
really I don't know about you guys, but like I really would like for

931
01:07:14.679 --> 01:07:17.360
us to, uh I don't know, figure out some type of management situation

932
01:07:17.440 --> 01:07:20.639
so we can get fucking live shows
going, like I would love to actually,

933
01:07:20.840 --> 01:07:24.360
I would love to have at least
two live shows a year. That'd

934
01:07:24.360 --> 01:07:28.840
be Yeah, we do live shows, and now it's like the Q and

935
01:07:28.880 --> 01:07:32.760
A, the interaction, the listeners
are now interacting live like it's real time.

936
01:07:33.159 --> 01:07:34.760
I would love that. I would
love to, like, oh,

937
01:07:34.840 --> 01:07:38.760
raise your fucking hand and somebody will
take the stupid microphone up to your face

938
01:07:38.800 --> 01:07:43.079
and just don't you know, just
just hopefully you thought of something cool to

939
01:07:43.119 --> 01:07:46.079
say, and then it'll be great
content for everybody because that's cool as shit,

940
01:07:46.199 --> 01:07:49.119
Like I've always enjoyed a good Q
and A that makes perfect sense.

941
01:07:49.159 --> 01:07:53.639
But then it's like, you know
what this person's asking, Like, Oh,

942
01:07:54.159 --> 01:07:57.039
let's just bring somebody up on stage
and have them sit there the entire

943
01:07:57.039 --> 01:08:00.760
time. It's like, oh,
that's good. Whoa whoa buddy, that's

944
01:08:00.760 --> 01:08:03.039
a you know what I do?
Like I will say this, like say,

945
01:08:03.079 --> 01:08:06.079
every once in a while, you'll
see a musician, like they'll be

946
01:08:06.119 --> 01:08:09.119
like, hey, who knows how
to play this song? And then somebody

947
01:08:09.119 --> 01:08:12.280
out of the crowd will come and
fucking kill it and it's like those rare

948
01:08:12.400 --> 01:08:15.159
blue moon type of things like that's
awesome, but they don't like, hey,

949
01:08:15.800 --> 01:08:19.399
stay the entire set and just play
Like you know what I'm saying.

950
01:08:19.399 --> 01:08:24.600
It's like little like kernels of stuff
is cool, man. But I think

951
01:08:24.640 --> 01:08:27.560
the best way I think I think
the best way to do this would be

952
01:08:27.600 --> 01:08:30.119
like a call in show almost,
you know what I mean, Like,

953
01:08:30.199 --> 01:08:32.800
Yeah, that would be ideal because
we could kind of cycle through people.

954
01:08:32.800 --> 01:08:36.199
We could get a lot of people
in it once. Figuring the logistics of

955
01:08:36.239 --> 01:08:40.960
that out with like the program that
we use is kind of a little tricky.

956
01:08:40.800 --> 01:08:44.760
Trying to figure that out. But
uh, that would be the way

957
01:08:44.800 --> 01:08:46.359
that I if we're going to do
anything like that, that would be the

958
01:08:46.359 --> 01:08:49.920
way that I would want to do
it, because that's really the only way

959
01:08:49.960 --> 01:08:54.520
that makes sense to me. I
just I just just having fans on because

960
01:08:54.560 --> 01:09:00.720
I don't I don't know man an
injured Internet. I don't hate he commant.

961
01:09:01.239 --> 01:09:04.560
He constantly, he constantly messages me. He messages me. Sometime in

962
01:09:04.560 --> 01:09:08.800
the middle of that, I will
be saying, I will be Yeah,

963
01:09:08.960 --> 01:09:11.840
I'll be slumbering as a deep slumber, and then I'll wake up at three

964
01:09:11.840 --> 01:09:13.960
am do a text for Sweetey's like, I hate our fans. I hate

965
01:09:13.960 --> 01:09:15.800
our fans. It's like a big
wall of text that just says I hate

966
01:09:15.800 --> 01:09:19.840
our fans fifty times and then so
well responding our bills. So what if

967
01:09:23.960 --> 01:09:27.960
I'll write back, are you okay? And then he he'll it'll say red

968
01:09:28.239 --> 01:09:32.840
and then he won't respond. Yeah, gets the speech bubbles and then nothing

969
01:09:32.880 --> 01:09:36.920
will come. Yeah, the little
text bubble. I hate those fucking bubbles.

970
01:09:38.840 --> 01:09:42.960
I don't even know I people were
typing, dude. You guys remember

971
01:09:42.960 --> 01:09:45.119
in high school taking the risky shots
and the text bubbles come up and they

972
01:09:45.119 --> 01:09:50.079
go away and you're like, oh
man, what here we go? Dude?

973
01:09:50.079 --> 01:09:53.479
That that made me in the habit
that got me in the habit of

974
01:09:53.479 --> 01:09:56.079
like whenever I have to text something
serious, I write it in a notes

975
01:09:56.119 --> 01:09:59.439
app, Like I write it in
the notes app first, and then I

976
01:09:59.560 --> 01:10:02.720
like drop poppy patients, copy,
paytents, send because I just don't.

977
01:10:03.279 --> 01:10:05.800
I hate I hate the idea that
they see me typing. It's like,

978
01:10:05.800 --> 01:10:15.079
you don't deserve to see me typing
with the funk to the fact that look

979
01:10:15.119 --> 01:10:17.279
at you gotta think about this though, the people, because this annoys the

980
01:10:17.279 --> 01:10:21.199
ship out of me, because okay, I only started using WhatsApp, you

981
01:10:21.239 --> 01:10:28.319
know, maybe a few years ago, and say you can see you know,

982
01:10:28.399 --> 01:10:30.439
it'll say when somebody's online. They'll
you know, you can see when

983
01:10:30.479 --> 01:10:33.840
somebody's online or whatever. And it's
the same with the speech bubble, where

984
01:10:34.119 --> 01:10:39.600
I just thought, who the fuck
does this? Who is anticipate? Who's

985
01:10:39.640 --> 01:10:42.159
waiting there? I'm like, don't
you have ship to do? I'm telling

986
01:10:42.199 --> 01:10:45.520
you, I am so fucking busy
that as soon as I'm done texting,

987
01:10:46.000 --> 01:10:49.279
my phone is sat down. Immediately
it is done, it is off,

988
01:10:49.720 --> 01:10:53.039
it is it is like I'm done, and then I will wait till I

989
01:10:53.039 --> 01:10:56.600
hear a buzz that I am not
sitting there looking at a speech. But

990
01:10:56.640 --> 01:10:59.079
why the fuck would you even do
that? What's the point of it?

991
01:10:59.279 --> 01:11:03.399
Young, continue doing what you're doing. Young me would adult me doesn't anymore

992
01:11:03.520 --> 01:11:06.479
young I would young? But what
like, even when I was young and

993
01:11:06.479 --> 01:11:11.920
I had more time, I was
playing because when I was because the only

994
01:11:11.920 --> 01:11:15.600
time I would care about text back
is when I'm like talking to a girl

995
01:11:15.600 --> 01:11:17.920
and I'm shooting a shot. You
know, that's only I would care.

996
01:11:18.840 --> 01:11:23.159
Said the text right, and you
get the you get the immediate, the

997
01:11:23.199 --> 01:11:25.520
bubbles a little bit, and then
you just win and get a respond for

998
01:11:25.520 --> 01:11:29.039
the rest of the day. And
I'm like, god, damn, And

999
01:11:29.079 --> 01:11:33.800
that's just and why go through that? Because I was young and I was

1000
01:11:33.920 --> 01:11:38.600
horny, and I would shoot my
shot and I would just be like,

1001
01:11:38.720 --> 01:11:41.079
if it works, it wasn't work, it doesn't want to work. I've

1002
01:11:41.079 --> 01:11:44.479
got more hits than Missus, but
I've got quite a few hits, you

1003
01:11:44.479 --> 01:11:45.680
know, I've got I've got more
missus than hits, but I've got quite

1004
01:11:45.680 --> 01:11:49.560
a few hits. And it's a
body to talk about. We're gonna have

1005
01:11:49.560 --> 01:11:53.520
to talk about your body. Counts
now is that's the I'm saying, Like,

1006
01:11:53.680 --> 01:11:57.960
if you know, if you're shot
sometimes and you sink it, sometimes

1007
01:11:58.479 --> 01:12:00.119
you airball it and it hits the
back of the rim and hits you in

1008
01:12:00.159 --> 01:12:03.319
the end afterwards, you know it
just it just happens. You gotta get

1009
01:12:03.399 --> 01:12:08.079
used to it. Oh yeah,
man, that's that's that's the part of

1010
01:12:08.079 --> 01:12:10.960
the game. That's the part of
the game. Absolutely that when you when

1011
01:12:10.960 --> 01:12:14.800
when a young man learns how to
stone himself, that's when a young man

1012
01:12:14.800 --> 01:12:21.680
truly evolves stone when you like,
when you're hearted, when you're hard,

1013
01:12:21.760 --> 01:12:28.439
I can do this, no matter. And then she says, ill fuck

1014
01:12:28.520 --> 01:12:32.119
you and shoots herself. Yeah,
that would be worse. Yeah, if

1015
01:12:32.119 --> 01:12:36.840
she vomited at the sight of you. Did you just interact with me?

1016
01:12:38.239 --> 01:12:45.239
Did you just interact with me?
I imagine? Can you recover from that?

1017
01:12:45.680 --> 01:12:47.399
Can you regard? Can yourself esteem
recover from that? You think?

1018
01:12:47.439 --> 01:12:49.520
So, Chris, I don't think
you go to cover. I'm sorry,

1019
01:12:49.560 --> 01:12:55.039
but I don't. Probably on the
spot, I don't believe you. I

1020
01:12:55.079 --> 01:13:06.760
would, actually I think I would. I would. I would, just

1021
01:13:09.159 --> 01:13:14.479
I would. I would dig fingers. It was them, all of them

1022
01:13:14.479 --> 01:13:19.640
did it. Everybody should everybody should
watch our extra Ammo rewriting or writing the

1023
01:13:19.680 --> 01:13:25.000
Gears of warfil because it's it's pretty
good. But you know, I could

1024
01:13:25.039 --> 01:13:29.439
not. I couldn't handle that,
man. I I don't know, Chris,

1025
01:13:29.560 --> 01:13:32.239
You're not wrong for that, because
no one can handle that. No

1026
01:13:32.399 --> 01:13:42.039
person can deal with some ship like
that. Bro I the Hunchback and notes.

1027
01:13:42.720 --> 01:13:44.439
I had to put up with a
lot of shit. And even that's

1028
01:13:44.439 --> 01:13:47.000
something that I like, I don't
think anyone's ever looked at him, asked

1029
01:13:47.039 --> 01:13:50.199
him a genuine question about whether they
had an impact on their lives, and

1030
01:13:50.199 --> 01:13:55.880
then threw up at him like that's
like, that's devastating even to him,

1031
01:13:56.239 --> 01:14:00.279
you know, like that's crazy,
even like we're gonna move, I'm so

1032
01:14:01.960 --> 01:14:06.279
stuck mask you wrote, and he
says, Hey, the three people who

1033
01:14:06.319 --> 01:14:10.840
talk to me in my sleep.
If everyone politician, celebrities, homeless people,

1034
01:14:10.880 --> 01:14:14.840
everyone in the world had to had
to have a fully active OnlyFans,

1035
01:14:15.039 --> 01:14:17.800
how fucked would society be. I
feel like that would loop around in some

1036
01:14:17.920 --> 01:14:21.840
way, like that might actually be
so many people involved in it that it

1037
01:14:21.880 --> 01:14:28.720
would kind of fold in on itself
to not being a problem. You know

1038
01:14:28.720 --> 01:14:30.800
what I mean, it's it's kind
of like, it's kind of like this

1039
01:14:30.840 --> 01:14:35.199
way, if imagine for a moment, every let's say, everyone in the

1040
01:14:35.239 --> 01:14:42.640
world, for whatever reason, all
of their paperwork, all of their important

1041
01:14:42.640 --> 01:14:45.359
documents. And by the way,
this is everybody, all seven billion people,

1042
01:14:45.640 --> 01:14:50.359
or however I think it's eight billion
now Jesus, however, many million

1043
01:14:50.359 --> 01:14:58.479
people, whatever, whatever the point
is, that's a lot of people.

1044
01:14:58.720 --> 01:15:04.880
If all their important document tentation was
stolen and left in like I don't know,

1045
01:15:05.039 --> 01:15:11.239
some random field in the middle of
some barren desert, right, all

1046
01:15:11.279 --> 01:15:15.960
of that paperwork mixed up and jumbled
for all intensive purposes, it would be

1047
01:15:15.079 --> 01:15:19.079
like no one had anything stolen at
all, because everybody's kind of at the

1048
01:15:19.199 --> 01:15:25.720
same point. Everyone's in the same
place, and it's such a mess of

1049
01:15:25.760 --> 01:15:31.359
papers that the idea that anyone would
be able to meaningfully find yours, to

1050
01:15:31.520 --> 01:15:39.399
single you out specifically, is fucking
as impossible as it would have been if

1051
01:15:39.399 --> 01:15:43.399
you just had it secure. So
like, I feel like it kind of

1052
01:15:43.439 --> 01:15:45.960
borrows from that a little bit where
it's like, if everybody just had this,

1053
01:15:45.359 --> 01:15:47.279
I don't know if it would really
be that much of a problem,

1054
01:15:47.319 --> 01:15:50.039
because no one would think about it, no one would talk about it,

1055
01:15:50.319 --> 01:15:55.560
and probably very few people would be
successful at it. You described in the

1056
01:15:55.600 --> 01:16:02.920
philosophy of a fight club. Actually
you are. I've never seen it.

1057
01:16:03.319 --> 01:16:11.880
I've never seen it's actually a great
fucking movie, and they don't understand that.

1058
01:16:11.920 --> 01:16:15.279
I had it spoiled for me immediately, and then I was like,

1059
01:16:15.279 --> 01:16:17.680
oh, well all right, and
then I just never had the drive to

1060
01:16:17.800 --> 01:16:20.399
watch it. It's really good.
I like it a lot. It's just

1061
01:16:20.439 --> 01:16:25.720
because it it's it's way more than
because when we were kids late Let's put

1062
01:16:25.760 --> 01:16:28.640
it this way. When I was
a kid, I did not care about

1063
01:16:28.880 --> 01:16:31.720
the philosophy of the movie. I
didn't care about the meta, right,

1064
01:16:31.760 --> 01:16:34.439
it was just, oh, look
at these guys are fucking each other up,

1065
01:16:34.520 --> 01:16:38.720
you know, like that's essentially but
yeah, it's not about that at

1066
01:16:38.720 --> 01:16:45.680
all, actually, and it's just
like the anarchical kind of uh the like

1067
01:16:45.800 --> 01:16:47.279
say, well, I don't want
to I don't want to spoil it.

1068
01:16:47.319 --> 01:16:50.039
If you haven't seen it, it
would be a really good movie to watch

1069
01:16:50.039 --> 01:16:53.800
the time. But anyway, what
you're saying is, I think everybody would

1070
01:16:53.800 --> 01:16:57.680
be on a level playing field if
you everybody had an only fans, and

1071
01:16:57.680 --> 01:17:02.560
it would really it would the whole
it would completely just fuck up hierarchies and

1072
01:17:02.640 --> 01:17:06.840
all this fucking bullshit and kind of
bring everybody down because everybody would be kind

1073
01:17:06.840 --> 01:17:12.279
of exposed. You know, if
if if everybody had an OnlyFans and so

1074
01:17:12.319 --> 01:17:15.560
there wouldn't be this whole dichotomy of
like, oh, your sex work is

1075
01:17:15.640 --> 01:17:18.439
trash and this is this, and
it would really it would. I feel

1076
01:17:18.439 --> 01:17:21.079
like it would fix a lot of
things. It would kind of make people

1077
01:17:21.960 --> 01:17:26.439
connect in the way that I feel
like humans should with the with the type

1078
01:17:26.479 --> 01:17:30.279
of minds that we have, we
should be able to come together. But

1079
01:17:30.319 --> 01:17:33.960
we can't. Yeah, you know, it doesn't make sense. It doesn't

1080
01:17:33.960 --> 01:17:38.199
make any sense, dude, It
really doesn't. As dumb as we are

1081
01:17:38.199 --> 01:17:45.760
at moments, why we make mistakes
like this. We're so intelligent. We've

1082
01:17:45.199 --> 01:17:50.279
we've went to the stars like that
shit blows my Like there are racist people

1083
01:17:50.319 --> 01:17:55.399
and we've went to space, like
how the fuck does that coincide with each

1084
01:17:55.399 --> 01:18:00.840
other. We've we've properly we've properly
pulled off on us small scale fission.

1085
01:18:01.720 --> 01:18:04.319
And there are people that don't like
you because of the way you look,

1086
01:18:04.720 --> 01:18:08.640
like it's like this is this insane
to me, Like it's such like it

1087
01:18:08.680 --> 01:18:15.239
doesn't what it's fucking we made that
ignite the hydrogen in the atmosphere, and

1088
01:18:15.279 --> 01:18:21.600
we can't even be like gay people
are right. There's just so many backwards.

1089
01:18:21.279 --> 01:18:30.800
It's it's it's it is bro fucking
our government just just CeaseFire's got veto

1090
01:18:30.840 --> 01:18:36.119
let's just put let's just put.
Let's just the end. Hey, ceasefire

1091
01:18:36.279 --> 01:18:45.159
please, no very humans humans there
you go fucking do your bow like there's

1092
01:18:45.159 --> 01:18:46.199
nothing more to say than that.
Where it's just like, weird, we

1093
01:18:46.279 --> 01:18:53.039
suck so bad, we fucking suck. We're such a shady species. And

1094
01:18:53.199 --> 01:18:57.560
aliens are like they're waiting, they're
waiting for like these monkeys suck man.

1095
01:18:58.399 --> 01:19:01.199
You're like, I don't even care. Aliens are real. Almost I think

1096
01:19:01.239 --> 01:19:04.439
we're just a mistake. I'm gone
to the point where I'm like, we

1097
01:19:04.720 --> 01:19:12.319
just happened. We just happened because
there's no imagine imagine I'm imagine, like

1098
01:19:12.359 --> 01:19:15.960
because I can't even see I can't
even really see humanity one hundred years from

1099
01:19:15.960 --> 01:19:23.960
now. It's kind we've made so
much progress, but at the same time

1100
01:19:24.000 --> 01:19:27.840
we've been so reductive. We're just
like, I don't know if I can

1101
01:19:27.880 --> 01:19:31.399
see humanity, Like one hundred years
from now. Well, I mean that's

1102
01:19:31.399 --> 01:19:34.920
something that a lot of people feel
like, right, don't most generations feel

1103
01:19:34.920 --> 01:19:38.159
like they're living in the end times
or something? Yeah, right there.

1104
01:19:38.199 --> 01:19:41.960
I think it's like, I think, historically speaking, we're living in the

1105
01:19:41.960 --> 01:19:46.279
best time ever one hundred percent.
I'm not gonna think that we're still gonna

1106
01:19:46.279 --> 01:19:50.560
get better. I truly think we're
gonna get over one of the biggest humps

1107
01:19:50.600 --> 01:19:57.960
really soon. I don't think when
all of these fossil war fucking criminals die

1108
01:19:58.000 --> 01:20:03.960
off pretty soon, I don't think
think the millennials and gen xers are gonna

1109
01:20:03.960 --> 01:20:06.800
be able to pull it off the
way that all these other fucking hawks were

1110
01:20:06.800 --> 01:20:11.640
able to. I just don't think
they're gonna be able to. I believe

1111
01:20:11.680 --> 01:20:15.199
that. I truly believe that.
I think it's still the point. It

1112
01:20:15.199 --> 01:20:16.640
would not to get too deep into
this, but I just I think that

1113
01:20:16.840 --> 01:20:20.800
I think things are gonna get a
lot better as far as medicine, economics

1114
01:20:20.840 --> 01:20:24.680
and all this ship after all of
this disgusting, it's like people are doing

1115
01:20:24.720 --> 01:20:28.000
their swan song of like they know
they're on their way out, so they're

1116
01:20:28.039 --> 01:20:31.760
doing the worship possible. Right now. I feel like that's true, but

1117
01:20:31.880 --> 01:20:36.479
there are just moments that just so
heavily like cripple my hope. And I

1118
01:20:36.600 --> 01:20:41.159
try, I try to say when
they give, like when they give when

1119
01:20:41.159 --> 01:20:44.000
they give Miles Moralis an electric sword, Like I just been like, man,

1120
01:20:44.159 --> 01:20:48.399
what are we doing that thing?
Not like not like the not like

1121
01:20:48.439 --> 01:20:53.560
the Jewish people. So the Jewish
government low key running out of other people

1122
01:20:53.840 --> 01:20:58.640
after historically the Jews have been run
out of here for a while, you

1123
01:20:58.720 --> 01:21:00.840
know, for a while. That's
what that's what you're talking about. Yeah,

1124
01:21:01.880 --> 01:21:05.920
that's a continuation, that's a continuous
this is like, this is something.

1125
01:21:06.960 --> 01:21:11.520
Man, we had an opportunity,
we had we had an opportunity,

1126
01:21:11.840 --> 01:21:14.640
We had an opportunity to not fuck
it up, and then we just we

1127
01:21:14.680 --> 01:21:16.640
fucked it up more. It was
like, it's so sad. It's just

1128
01:21:17.279 --> 01:21:25.600
it's a sad let's move on problem. Sword bro believe the electric sword.

1129
01:21:26.800 --> 01:21:31.119
Mark mark my words, mark my
words. If that electric sword goes away,

1130
01:21:31.279 --> 01:21:35.399
you will see a cease fire and
is reel. That is crazy.

1131
01:21:36.159 --> 01:21:43.279
Hugger, Derek hug Derek Bold,
Sir, you are bold, Sir Bold,

1132
01:21:44.399 --> 01:21:46.279
you could you could quote me,
quote me on it? I dare

1133
01:21:46.359 --> 01:21:51.119
you? Uh he says, what's
up my three? What's up my three?

1134
01:21:51.119 --> 01:21:54.880
Step bros. He says, what's
a phrase that you've picked up recently

1135
01:21:54.920 --> 01:21:57.319
that really tickles your pickle? First
of all, I don't like the phrase

1136
01:21:57.319 --> 01:22:00.239
cicle your pickle. I hate that
for me. I was saying, not

1137
01:22:00.399 --> 01:22:02.079
my for me, I've been saying, not my circus, not my Monkey's

1138
01:22:02.119 --> 01:22:05.680
a lot, Mary, Chris Mizzle
snark boys. I've never heard that in

1139
01:22:05.680 --> 01:22:14.159
my life. That's dangerous. I
didn't like it. I understand it,

1140
01:22:14.640 --> 01:22:18.640
which is nice because I remember specifically, like I pick this up from like

1141
01:22:18.680 --> 01:22:21.840
a cartoon. I don't remember what
cartoon it was. It was a cartoon

1142
01:22:21.880 --> 01:22:24.479
that I watched it. I would
say it all the time, and then

1143
01:22:24.479 --> 01:22:27.039
my parents would get really annoyed at
me because I clearly didn't know what it

1144
01:22:27.079 --> 01:22:30.960
meant and they didn't really understand what
I was talking about when I said it.

1145
01:22:30.000 --> 01:22:36.159
But it was summer ranes. You
could never predict them. And I

1146
01:22:36.159 --> 01:22:40.600
don't know what the fuck that's from, but it's from. I think it's

1147
01:22:40.680 --> 01:22:43.359
Eda and Nettie. I think it's
just it's it's reminding me of something,

1148
01:22:43.920 --> 01:22:46.399
but I don't know what the fuck
I meant by that, but I would

1149
01:22:46.399 --> 01:22:51.640
say it a lot, like bless
a lot, like after something happens,

1150
01:22:51.880 --> 01:22:57.039
God bless. You remember when I
started I think you remember my friend When

1151
01:22:57.039 --> 01:23:00.680
I started saying that a lot,
it was like thing insane happened. I'm

1152
01:23:00.760 --> 01:23:09.880
like, God bless, God bless. I picked up God blessed from someone.

1153
01:23:10.640 --> 01:23:13.720
It's I use it differently though,
like when something if someone saying something

1154
01:23:13.760 --> 01:23:16.239
that I really can't, if someone's
saying something that I really can't come right.

1155
01:23:16.239 --> 01:23:18.079
Every think it's like, really see
what I say, Hey, ma,

1156
01:23:18.239 --> 01:23:26.199
God, God bless, have a
good one. You know. It

1157
01:23:26.279 --> 01:23:29.000
really is, And that's I think
that's why I love it. It is

1158
01:23:29.039 --> 01:23:32.279
so it's so disrespectful, but it's
it's it's got the air of respect because

1159
01:23:32.279 --> 01:23:43.720
it's like still religion in general,
religious like yeah, lighter than a cloudness.

1160
01:23:45.319 --> 01:23:48.479
I do terrible things. Yeah,
I don't know. There's probably like

1161
01:23:48.479 --> 01:23:51.880
so many phrases or turns of phrases
that I've picked up and dropped over the

1162
01:23:51.960 --> 01:23:56.800
years. I like, I like
a lot. One that I like a

1163
01:23:56.800 --> 01:24:01.479
lot is Man alive or Christ alive. Christ I've never been Yeah, I've

1164
01:24:01.520 --> 01:24:04.640
never I've never said it because it
doesn't feel natural. Coming from me,

1165
01:24:04.840 --> 01:24:10.119
it feels forced. But I like, like, uh, Norm MacDonald would

1166
01:24:10.119 --> 01:24:15.520
say it a lot like man Alive. That's such an interesting that's such a

1167
01:24:15.560 --> 01:24:21.800
weird thing to say. Yeah,
that one that one infects. Oh my

1168
01:24:21.920 --> 01:24:26.079
god. But then it wore off. It wore off. Yeah, I

1169
01:24:26.079 --> 01:24:29.239
I hated it was a period of
time. There was a period of time.

1170
01:24:29.319 --> 01:24:34.479
Sincerely, I fucking loathed Kingston because
he fucking he actually on ironically for

1171
01:24:34.560 --> 01:24:43.359
real, said he would. He
would exclaim sheh like, and he would

1172
01:24:43.399 --> 01:24:45.680
do that, and he would do
the arm thing too. He would do

1173
01:24:47.119 --> 01:24:54.159
would actually the whole It made me
bothered him. I did it simply bothered,

1174
01:24:54.600 --> 01:25:00.159
didn't didn't. I would have stop
you before that. The fact that

1175
01:25:00.239 --> 01:25:03.920
it hurt you made me want to
do it more. You might not continue

1176
01:25:03.960 --> 01:25:08.359
to do it. That made me
happy. I like when you're not happy.

1177
01:25:09.039 --> 01:25:12.359
I love it. I love it, I love it, I adore

1178
01:25:12.399 --> 01:25:15.600
it. I do it again,
like Frank Castle the thing. I fucking

1179
01:25:16.560 --> 01:25:26.000
I loved it. I love it. Oh, it was just a funny

1180
01:25:26.000 --> 01:25:29.000
seeing you get so upset, and
it's like, damn, bro, did

1181
01:25:29.039 --> 01:25:32.119
you see that doing this? Did
you guys see that TikTok? Trying of

1182
01:25:32.159 --> 01:25:35.640
people talking about like, are people
realizing that they had killed their hamsters?

1183
01:25:36.079 --> 01:25:40.960
Yeah? No, what you never
saw that? It's really people, So

1184
01:25:41.000 --> 01:25:45.000
people, Yeah, people have found
out. People have found out only only

1185
01:25:45.039 --> 01:25:50.560
recently somehow that hamsters hybriding, and
you know, a shockingly long time,

1186
01:25:50.760 --> 01:25:54.319
I didn't know that. But I
also never wanted a hamster, because why

1187
01:25:54.359 --> 01:25:59.239
the why the you'd assume that you
would look that ship up. But apparently

1188
01:25:59.319 --> 01:26:01.000
a lot of people didn't know that
their hamsters hibernated. So they would get

1189
01:26:01.039 --> 01:26:04.239
hamsters right, and then they would
they would go to sleep for fucking a

1190
01:26:04.399 --> 01:26:06.920
long time and they'd be like,
oh fuck, my hamster's dead. And

1191
01:26:06.960 --> 01:26:12.079
they just flushed their hibernating hamsters down
the toilet, or they would bury them,

1192
01:26:12.399 --> 01:26:15.119
or they would like bury them in
a box or like throw them in

1193
01:26:15.159 --> 01:26:17.640
a lake or something. They would
throw them down the garbage disposal, fucking

1194
01:26:17.680 --> 01:26:20.079
whatever it is, whatever it is
you do with a hamster that you no

1195
01:26:20.119 --> 01:26:24.840
longer have to care for, they
would do. And then only recently people

1196
01:26:24.840 --> 01:26:27.800
are like, oh my god,
they hibernate, and all these people telling

1197
01:26:27.840 --> 01:26:30.600
stories on podcasts about like how like
oh my god, I threw mine out,

1198
01:26:30.079 --> 01:26:34.359
Like I threw mine in the fucking
dumpster, or like I drowned mine.

1199
01:26:35.119 --> 01:26:40.560
I buried mine. And it's like, how do you fucking not know

1200
01:26:41.359 --> 01:26:46.920
your animal? How do your parents
not know? Because they're humans, they

1201
01:26:46.960 --> 01:26:53.520
are like, like everything would in
full circle. So I crazy, man,

1202
01:26:53.720 --> 01:26:57.479
I want to be I so badly
want to be a benevolent dictator because

1203
01:26:57.479 --> 01:27:00.560
I was just thinking on the way
back home on to my gated community and

1204
01:27:01.000 --> 01:27:03.880
there was just a bag of like
in and out all over the fucking floor

1205
01:27:03.880 --> 01:27:05.680
and all this shit, and I
was just thinking, I'm like, I

1206
01:27:05.680 --> 01:27:11.319
don't think anybody who lived in my
dictatorship would mind me executing people that littered,

1207
01:27:11.920 --> 01:27:14.079
because the only people that would mind
are the niggas that would litter.

1208
01:27:14.880 --> 01:27:16.279
And so it's just like because I
don't even want to. I don't want

1209
01:27:16.279 --> 01:27:17.880
to, Like I don't want to
fuck with people. I don't want to

1210
01:27:17.960 --> 01:27:23.039
terrorize people, but people like that, people who were proven to not be

1211
01:27:23.079 --> 01:27:25.880
able to take care of animals,
which are plenty. I mean, I

1212
01:27:25.920 --> 01:27:29.520
live in fucking so I was in
the summer, I was doing some shit

1213
01:27:30.199 --> 01:27:35.039
and I see some stupid dumb bitch
walking her husky in the middle of summer

1214
01:27:35.399 --> 01:27:39.640
with no fucking shoes on the fucking
dog. And I'm like, what the

1215
01:27:39.720 --> 01:27:42.560
fuck is wrong with the number one? It's a husky, and then number

1216
01:27:42.600 --> 01:27:45.000
two it doesn't have the shoes on
where it's like two hundred fucking degrees on

1217
01:27:45.039 --> 01:27:48.720
the con Derek Derek Derek Derek.
Dogs don't wear shoes. Shoes are for

1218
01:27:48.840 --> 01:27:54.880
people. Yeah, see, like
even even wisecracks like that would be you'd

1219
01:27:54.920 --> 01:28:02.000
be killed. In my that's crazy. Obviously, that's crazy. You think

1220
01:28:02.039 --> 01:28:05.079
you're funny, right, you think
you're funny right now? Like that would

1221
01:28:05.079 --> 01:28:10.680
get you murdered. No, But
I'm just saying, like if I saw

1222
01:28:10.720 --> 01:28:13.640
something like that that girl, or
I see people like that all the time.

1223
01:28:13.720 --> 01:28:18.680
It pissed me off in Calie,
but in fucking Nevada it is mind

1224
01:28:18.760 --> 01:28:23.520
boggling how stupid these people could be. Like do you think your fucking dog

1225
01:28:23.640 --> 01:28:27.079
doesn't? I don't need to get
into it, but it's just, you

1226
01:28:27.119 --> 01:28:30.079
know what's crazy in fairness. In
fairness, dogs don't feel pain, So

1227
01:28:30.159 --> 01:28:35.439
that's that is like something that they're
probably considered. All right, I'm gonna

1228
01:28:35.439 --> 01:28:43.039
ignore that because that's insane. But
what do you mean, Kingson, Kingson,

1229
01:28:43.159 --> 01:28:45.600
have you ever heard a dog tell
you I'm hurt. You have heard

1230
01:28:45.600 --> 01:28:49.279
a dog yell out in pain before
when it was in pain? Yes,

1231
01:28:49.560 --> 01:28:51.960
I've heard it more than one.
And you know that that's what pain sounds

1232
01:28:53.039 --> 01:28:55.680
like. How do you know they're
not just like I do the same thing

1233
01:28:55.760 --> 01:29:00.520
when I feel pain, We in
fact do the same exactly. It hurts

1234
01:29:01.880 --> 01:29:10.159
you hurt, you yell the dog. I have never heard that. I've

1235
01:29:10.159 --> 01:29:15.960
never heard. I've never heard a
dog in my life go. I've pretty

1236
01:29:16.000 --> 01:29:30.920
much head about like that. It's
damn the same thing. Rough reat a

1237
01:29:30.319 --> 01:29:38.039
gun, he's got an he has
a sidewalker's pretty fucking hot. Shut up

1238
01:29:38.079 --> 01:29:43.039
school. But look, do you
remember when you guys figured out that like

1239
01:29:43.199 --> 01:29:45.920
sidewalk wasn't like natural? You know, you found that at a moment out

1240
01:29:45.920 --> 01:29:49.960
when you were like, wait,
what like sidewalk isn't natural? It's like,

1241
01:29:50.079 --> 01:29:54.159
huh, what do you mean?
Wait, I'm not even sure what

1242
01:29:54.680 --> 01:29:57.720
you know? What you know?
What you know concrete and everything like that,

1243
01:29:57.760 --> 01:30:01.640
and like obviously like like road like
asphalse like that the moment you found

1244
01:30:01.640 --> 01:30:05.680
out that that's not what the world
always looked like. Because I remember when

1245
01:30:05.720 --> 01:30:09.760
I was like that was like five, when I figured that out. My

1246
01:30:09.760 --> 01:30:12.800
grandma was like, you know,
it was trees and stuff all over the

1247
01:30:12.800 --> 01:30:15.680
place, right, it wasn't like
cities. Cities aren't a natural occurrence.

1248
01:30:15.680 --> 01:30:20.880
And I'm like, huh, what
do you mean? I never I never

1249
01:30:20.920 --> 01:30:27.000
had to thought that it was natural. I saw them everywhere. That's what

1250
01:30:27.079 --> 01:30:29.359
I saw there. It was always
like one time my grandmother was like,

1251
01:30:29.439 --> 01:30:32.800
Kingston, you know that, like
there were trees everywhere and like pretty much

1252
01:30:32.800 --> 01:30:36.439
how the park looked, That's how
everywhere looked sort of. And I was

1253
01:30:36.479 --> 01:30:42.239
like, what do you what do
you talk huh huh? And I was

1254
01:30:42.279 --> 01:30:44.960
like, yeah, like the world
didn't look like this always, sweetheart.

1255
01:30:44.960 --> 01:30:49.880
And I'm like, I don't know, I don't remember. I don't remember

1256
01:30:49.920 --> 01:30:57.560
ever being confused by that. I
kind of just always under get like this.

1257
01:30:58.720 --> 01:31:00.840
I'm sure that like maybe when I
was two or three, like there

1258
01:31:00.880 --> 01:31:05.600
was a moment where I probably learned
that obvious fact and never thought about it

1259
01:31:05.680 --> 01:31:09.840
again. Maybe, and and so
like I never was surprised by it later,

1260
01:31:09.960 --> 01:31:15.520
but sidewalks because I saw books.
And what happened was I saw books

1261
01:31:15.560 --> 01:31:21.279
and I was just like, wait
a minute, these are these don't grow

1262
01:31:21.279 --> 01:31:25.479
on trees. I thought. I
thought like buildings were just like a natural

1263
01:31:26.359 --> 01:31:29.279
everywhere you are, you are,
why you are. Why There's that line

1264
01:31:29.319 --> 01:31:31.159
in the first Halo game where they're
running down where they drive up to that

1265
01:31:31.199 --> 01:31:34.840
fucking metal cave, that metal square
cave, and Cortana's like, this cave

1266
01:31:34.920 --> 01:31:42.640
is not a natural formation. Yes, yes, Me figuring out and asking

1267
01:31:42.720 --> 01:31:45.960
questions was like, huh really she
was like, yeah, like we have

1268
01:31:45.000 --> 01:31:48.560
to people make these things to be
honest. Honestly though, honestly, I

1269
01:31:48.600 --> 01:31:53.479
think the reason why that didn't that
never was a point of confusion for me

1270
01:31:53.600 --> 01:31:59.079
was because, like I grew up, like I I remember specifically playing like

1271
01:31:59.199 --> 01:32:03.319
city building games, like really really
fucking young. So I remember like starting

1272
01:32:03.319 --> 01:32:09.319
out with like you know, grass
and ship and then you would like build

1273
01:32:09.319 --> 01:32:12.199
cities. And I was like,
oh, I guess that's just how watching

1274
01:32:12.199 --> 01:32:15.960
it was a stupid It was a
stupid reason. Yeah, It's like it's

1275
01:32:16.000 --> 01:32:19.239
a dumb reason to believe something because
like my brain was like, oh,

1276
01:32:19.239 --> 01:32:21.720
well, why would the game lie, you know what I mean? Where

1277
01:32:21.720 --> 01:32:26.079
it's like the game's clearly right about
how this works, and it just so

1278
01:32:26.159 --> 01:32:30.479
happened to be true kind of,
But like I I get what you're saying.

1279
01:32:30.760 --> 01:32:35.359
I never had that moment though,
where I was like, I never

1280
01:32:35.479 --> 01:32:40.319
I never thought I never had the
thought like as a kid, oh,

1281
01:32:40.439 --> 01:32:44.359
this is natural, like you know
what. It just never as far as

1282
01:32:44.399 --> 01:32:49.199
I remember, I understood, like
say, especially from consuming books with dinosaurs

1283
01:32:49.199 --> 01:32:56.479
and stuff where there was yeah,
but like I never thought like I never

1284
01:32:56.520 --> 01:33:01.279
thought like yeah, but I feel
like it's but like say, you you

1285
01:33:01.359 --> 01:33:05.760
kind of inserted something that didn't need
to be there, like, and you

1286
01:33:05.800 --> 01:33:13.159
didn't have like an absence of of
knowledge. You may you conjured a thought

1287
01:33:13.239 --> 01:33:15.319
that this was natural. You know. That's the thing that's different where I'm

1288
01:33:15.319 --> 01:33:19.359
like, I it's not so much
that God was supposed that. I just

1289
01:33:19.520 --> 01:33:23.960
questioned what I saw because I don't
think it's because like for me, I

1290
01:33:24.039 --> 01:33:27.000
just like I didn't like add anything
to the past. I was just like,

1291
01:33:27.039 --> 01:33:29.840
oh, this is how it is
now. Did the world always look

1292
01:33:29.880 --> 01:33:30.880
like this? And it was like
no, the world looked very different once

1293
01:33:30.960 --> 01:33:34.159
upon a time. And I was
like, oh, because I saw the

1294
01:33:34.159 --> 01:33:38.359
world look like that, I was
like, I guess this is the planet.

1295
01:33:40.119 --> 01:33:42.000
Yeah, I guess. I mean
because I think about I think about

1296
01:33:42.039 --> 01:33:45.960
animals probably thinking that way, right, like cars are probably beast or something.

1297
01:33:46.079 --> 01:33:51.319
They're just like some metal beast that
the deers hate. Like they don't

1298
01:33:51.359 --> 01:34:01.520
know any better. They challenge them
everyone, they get beaten. This is

1299
01:34:05.399 --> 01:34:13.439
these are natural predators. Now the
boom man, the boom sneak. Yeah,

1300
01:34:13.479 --> 01:34:17.760
so all right, let's let's move
on to let's see uh Holman Brown

1301
01:34:17.840 --> 01:34:20.319
ninety eight round and he says,
Hey, my favorite uncle's that touch Mede

1302
01:34:20.359 --> 01:34:26.199
Christmas. What do you think are
some great Christmas games that have nothing to

1303
01:34:26.239 --> 01:34:29.840
do with Christmas? Stay pervy?
All right, it's relaxed, but what

1304
01:34:30.640 --> 01:34:39.000
uh what? What? What is
this question? Man? Just like that

1305
01:34:39.039 --> 01:34:45.000
fucking just like that movie question where
it's like Diehard Christmas No No, because

1306
01:34:45.000 --> 01:34:48.800
he's asking specifically specifically like Christmas games
that have nothing to do with Christmas.

1307
01:34:48.840 --> 01:34:54.039
So it's like in there that like
because Diehart is not a Christmas movie,

1308
01:34:54.479 --> 01:35:01.119
but but then people argue that it
is. It kind of is kind of

1309
01:35:01.960 --> 01:35:10.760
the timeline like solid to like this
movie take place, I don't know it,

1310
01:35:11.039 --> 01:35:15.399
yeah, the same. Literally,
it's not about whether or not it's

1311
01:35:15.399 --> 01:35:18.399
a Christmas movie. It's about like, hey, you know, like a

1312
01:35:18.479 --> 01:35:23.479
movie that has to do with Christmas
kinda that's that's what it is. That's

1313
01:35:23.479 --> 01:35:26.640
what that is. It's not like
Home Language is a Christmas movie. Bingo

1314
01:35:26.680 --> 01:35:29.720
has nothing to do christ great Christmas
game. You're such a ship that fuck

1315
01:35:29.800 --> 01:35:31.560
you. Okay, whatever, let's
move on big. I hate that answer.

1316
01:35:31.680 --> 01:35:35.399
I hate that answer. I hate
you. Play Liam, you're playing

1317
01:35:36.760 --> 01:35:40.039
Porto Rican you do it too,
you do it too. No, I

1318
01:35:40.079 --> 01:35:42.520
don't, I don't play. I
do not play Bingo Christmas. You're fucking

1319
01:35:42.560 --> 01:35:45.520
savage. That is crazy. You
don't play Bingo Christmas when everyone is in

1320
01:35:45.560 --> 01:35:54.000
the house drink crazy. That is
literally tradition. We don't drink it Christmas

1321
01:35:54.039 --> 01:35:56.520
because Christmas for the kids New Year's
is when you go fucking crazy. That's

1322
01:35:56.520 --> 01:36:00.680
what like dominoes come out. That
wouldn't drink because my family would beat me

1323
01:36:00.720 --> 01:36:03.800
if I drank, but they'd be
drunken ship playing Bingo and all of the

1324
01:36:03.880 --> 01:36:08.239
lights and the dark ones would be
like you, guys, probably shouldn't be

1325
01:36:08.239 --> 01:36:13.880
saying that. That. That's me
and my family. Christmas is not.

1326
01:36:15.880 --> 01:36:20.439
Bingo is not like that is a
huge Portogan thing. I remember experience.

1327
01:36:24.399 --> 01:36:28.600
I've never fucking ever heard of that
in my life. People playing Bingo at

1328
01:36:28.680 --> 01:36:32.159
Christmas why because of so many people. That's the time bingo. First of

1329
01:36:32.199 --> 01:36:35.880
all, how do you why are
people? Why is everyone there at Christmas?

1330
01:36:36.520 --> 01:36:40.000
You don't spends with a group of
bums of your family. I always

1331
01:36:40.039 --> 01:36:45.720
did that like we moved there.
No because no we we sometimes, but

1332
01:36:45.760 --> 01:36:49.479
like what happens usually is what we
we would have Christmas at We have Christmas

1333
01:36:49.520 --> 01:36:51.319
in the morning, and then we
would go to my grandma's house and we

1334
01:36:51.359 --> 01:36:55.439
would do that that Christmas and then
we would do another Christmas. We would

1335
01:36:55.479 --> 01:36:59.159
go to like different people's houses throughout
the entire Christmas day and I remember being

1336
01:36:59.199 --> 01:37:02.439
so exhausted thing and then New Year's
is when everybody would come and then they

1337
01:37:02.439 --> 01:37:06.159
would be like, oh hey,
here's drinks, here's fucking like music and

1338
01:37:06.159 --> 01:37:11.600
and all the games and ship.
But like Christmas was very much like gift

1339
01:37:11.640 --> 01:37:17.840
exchange dinner, and that was that
was Christmas. Much so Mexicans celebrate not

1340
01:37:17.960 --> 01:37:26.199
just win. What happened is the
night of Christmas Eve, they celebrate Christmas.

1341
01:37:26.840 --> 01:37:31.560
I'm not all that ship and they
go and Christmas is the Christmas day

1342
01:37:31.720 --> 01:37:35.880
is the day that people get to
enjoy the ship they got. And that

1343
01:37:36.000 --> 01:37:43.079
is so much better. That is
so much better my kids do. But

1344
01:37:43.159 --> 01:37:45.199
what's what's the difference. Well,
it's better for really, I would say

1345
01:37:45.199 --> 01:37:50.800
it's better for adults because you can
open Chris the presents at midnight and then

1346
01:37:50.840 --> 01:37:56.239
you can go to fucking bed instead
of getting up at like you know,

1347
01:37:56.399 --> 01:37:58.920
the kids want to get up at
like fucking six and them seven in the

1348
01:37:58.960 --> 01:38:02.680
morning, and you're like, fuck
you kid, I'm told, I guess

1349
01:38:03.000 --> 01:38:08.560
for me. I always we had
a thing where I could open one present

1350
01:38:10.079 --> 01:38:13.680
before I could open one present at
Christmas Eve, because the thing is,

1351
01:38:13.680 --> 01:38:15.439
if I open my presence at Christmas
Eve, I'm not sleeping, and Christmas

1352
01:38:15.520 --> 01:38:19.319
Day is fucked because I'm not.
I'm not gonna be I'm gonna be asleep

1353
01:38:19.479 --> 01:38:23.880
until like five pm, probably because
I'm gonna be up till seven am playing

1354
01:38:23.880 --> 01:38:26.479
all the video games that I've been
trying to play, or like play with

1355
01:38:26.520 --> 01:38:29.479
all my fucking action figures. That's
that's why we did that way, because

1356
01:38:29.479 --> 01:38:30.199
we were just like, Okay,
you start the day, open up your

1357
01:38:30.239 --> 01:38:32.000
presents, and then the rest of
the day is a fucking field day with

1358
01:38:32.079 --> 01:38:35.279
him, and then you don't have
to you don't necessarily have to dedicate anything.

1359
01:38:35.399 --> 01:38:39.600
The only issue is that some days
or some Christmases, it would be

1360
01:38:39.640 --> 01:38:41.640
like, oh, we gotta go
to Grandma's now, or like we gotta

1361
01:38:41.720 --> 01:38:44.479
go here, we gotta go there. And some days it would just be

1362
01:38:44.479 --> 01:38:48.720
a fucking it would be like rush
hour where it would just be like traveling

1363
01:38:48.760 --> 01:38:51.680
the entire time. But for me
it would be it would be Christmas Day

1364
01:38:51.680 --> 01:38:57.600
would be like it would be Christmas. My grandmother would just finish cooking,

1365
01:38:57.640 --> 01:39:01.079
I like maybe like twelve, and
then people would just start getting to the

1366
01:39:01.119 --> 01:39:04.159
house. It'd be like my uncle, my grandma's brothers, a bunch of

1367
01:39:04.159 --> 01:39:06.920
my cousins, a bunch of my
cousins from the other side of the family.

1368
01:39:08.319 --> 01:39:10.880
It is everyone related to my grandmother
starts piling the house. We had.

1369
01:39:10.920 --> 01:39:14.239
We had like a four bedroom in
the Bronx, and it'd be packed

1370
01:39:14.279 --> 01:39:16.680
with people and then everybody gets somebody
a little something. Everybody would get something

1371
01:39:16.680 --> 01:39:19.920
that they could and we would just
have it'd be Thanksgiving again with his presence.

1372
01:39:21.319 --> 01:39:26.159
I want to do Satan miss And
then if we're doing if we talk

1373
01:39:26.199 --> 01:39:29.720
about the Three Kings ship too,
it'd be there's so much ship. I

1374
01:39:29.760 --> 01:39:41.560
hated it too many people. Let's
do it Satan anti Christmas makes way more

1375
01:39:41.680 --> 01:39:46.760
sense. But it's it's you know, it's personally I personally like I personally

1376
01:39:46.800 --> 01:39:55.880
like devil miss myself today. It's
like, this is what's gonna happen.

1377
01:39:55.880 --> 01:39:58.039
We're a gonna we're all gonna do
our own thing at our own place and

1378
01:39:58.079 --> 01:40:08.640
see who shows up where at the
Christmas You're really not gonna say anything.

1379
01:40:08.640 --> 01:40:11.960
It's kind of mad. I would
be heart broken about it if nobody came

1380
01:40:12.000 --> 01:40:19.039
to my double Miss celebration. You're
like, all, like you should have

1381
01:40:19.039 --> 01:40:21.279
been there, man, it was
actually really cool. Really missed out,

1382
01:40:21.319 --> 01:40:26.600
Like actually you're like really missed out. Like it's gonna be pretty much the

1383
01:40:26.600 --> 01:40:29.239
same thing, just like red light
filled. You know, red lights are

1384
01:40:29.279 --> 01:40:32.920
gonna be put up everywhere, you
know, red LEDs. And then just

1385
01:40:33.000 --> 01:40:36.600
you have to have like goth bobby
you gotta be you gotta have a choker

1386
01:40:38.159 --> 01:40:40.720
and and like a corset or something. If you're chick, it's gotta be

1387
01:40:40.720 --> 01:40:45.720
one fat girl there. Yeah,
yeah, yeah. If you don't have

1388
01:40:45.760 --> 01:40:48.600
a friend, a lady friend with
big tits, you gotta you gotta,

1389
01:40:48.760 --> 01:40:53.760
you gotta find one. So that's
gotta find one heavy breasted goth woman.

1390
01:40:54.399 --> 01:41:03.880
Yeah, same as is over evil
Chris evil evil Chris Reagan be like subjectively

1391
01:41:04.119 --> 01:41:12.760
wrote in Hello, adorable melanin man
a part of my bisexual awakening and the

1392
01:41:12.880 --> 01:41:15.960
N word if it was a person, Jesus Christ, who's who? Well,

1393
01:41:16.000 --> 01:41:18.359
I mean is that I don't know. I don't know who's Yeah,

1394
01:41:18.359 --> 01:41:23.760
I don't know sexual awakening. I
don't get it. Yeah, I don't

1395
01:41:24.520 --> 01:41:29.760
if that's me? He said,
Okay, so hell adorable melon and adorable

1396
01:41:29.800 --> 01:41:34.159
melanin man, that's not me.
That's a black person of my bisexual awakening.

1397
01:41:34.600 --> 01:41:38.600
I could see that being me purely
because like I think, every every

1398
01:41:38.600 --> 01:41:42.199
woman I've ever dated has been by
in some way. So I attract bisexuals.

1399
01:41:43.239 --> 01:41:47.039
So that makes that makes perfect sense. The yeah, I mean,

1400
01:41:47.079 --> 01:41:53.960
I get it, you know,
and I mean, well that that that

1401
01:41:54.039 --> 01:42:00.560
makes sense? Brand new Patreon,
brand new Patreon listening, I'll beat the

1402
01:42:00.640 --> 01:42:04.520
shit a long time. My question
is simple, are there any issues or

1403
01:42:04.560 --> 01:42:09.680
opinions you believe in strongly but don't
spend too much time on because there's much

1404
01:42:09.720 --> 01:42:12.479
more important and serious things to care
about. An example for me is I

1405
01:42:12.479 --> 01:42:16.239
think age ratings from movies are stupid
and gay. Let kids watch what they

1406
01:42:16.279 --> 01:42:18.439
want. If it's too much for
them, they either won't be interested in

1407
01:42:18.520 --> 01:42:23.399
the first place or will stop themselves. But obviously is it the highest priority

1408
01:42:23.439 --> 01:42:27.800
in the world right now, so
who really cares? I kinda so I

1409
01:42:27.920 --> 01:42:33.239
disagree entirely. I kind of don't
disagree, but I think the function of

1410
01:42:33.279 --> 01:42:36.960
an age rating for movies should be
should be less about like you can't watch

1411
01:42:38.000 --> 01:42:42.239
this movie, and more about this
is what you should expect from this movie,

1412
01:42:42.279 --> 01:42:43.680
you know what I mean. That's
like, if a movie is like

1413
01:42:43.760 --> 01:42:46.800
raded R, you should expect rated
R stuff. But I don't think that

1414
01:42:46.840 --> 01:42:49.640
a movie theater should be like,
oh, you're fifteen, you can't see

1415
01:42:49.640 --> 01:42:53.439
this movie. I think that's kind
of lame. Like I don't as long

1416
01:42:53.439 --> 01:42:57.600
as it's communicated clearly, like what
type of movie it is. I don't

1417
01:42:57.600 --> 01:43:00.000
really. I think it's kind of
lame that you can. I think it's

1418
01:43:00.159 --> 01:43:01.880
should be lowered. That should be
lowered. Yeah, I think it should

1419
01:43:01.880 --> 01:43:08.159
be lowered because the things, particularly
that are gated, like this whole I

1420
01:43:08.199 --> 01:43:12.960
think in espartially when with the gay
part that comes in is PZ thirteen is

1421
01:43:12.960 --> 01:43:17.239
probably the stupidest fucking rating because they
have this dumb ass fucking rule that you

1422
01:43:17.279 --> 01:43:21.720
can say fuck one time throughout the
movie. That is the stupidest fucking thing

1423
01:43:21.760 --> 01:43:24.920
ever, Like, oh, you
can only say it once, and then

1424
01:43:25.079 --> 01:43:27.560
all of a sudden, like what
does that even do? What is that?

1425
01:43:27.640 --> 01:43:30.479
What does that even do if you
say it five times versus one time

1426
01:43:30.560 --> 01:43:33.439
or one hundred times, what does
that actually do? It's still in the

1427
01:43:33.479 --> 01:43:39.640
movie. It's just retarded. I
don't know. It's to scale things back.

1428
01:43:40.279 --> 01:43:43.479
When we were kids, we all
are exposed to really horrible shit unless

1429
01:43:43.479 --> 01:43:46.199
you grew up in like, you
know, some militant Christian home or homeschooled

1430
01:43:46.279 --> 01:43:49.640
or something. But beyond that,
we were exposed to all kinds of things.

1431
01:43:49.680 --> 01:43:54.000
And I don't mind just scaling it
back a little, just a little

1432
01:43:54.000 --> 01:43:57.039
bit, because I still think,
like, Okay, maybe you can't go

1433
01:43:57.119 --> 01:44:00.439
see I don't know, I don't
have any example something that's too horrible,

1434
01:44:00.880 --> 01:44:05.359
but something super gory you can't see
it when you're fucking fourteen, I don't

1435
01:44:05.359 --> 01:44:09.720
fucking know, Or is past Thirteen's
fine? I don't know, man,

1436
01:44:10.439 --> 01:44:14.319
thirteen years old, I understood,
I understood most things. Yeah, I

1437
01:44:14.319 --> 01:44:17.600
think I think it's totally fine to
I think I don't think the rating should

1438
01:44:17.600 --> 01:44:20.920
go away. I just think people
should be a little bit less stingy,

1439
01:44:21.560 --> 01:44:25.560
or people should be people should take
them a little less seriously as far as

1440
01:44:25.600 --> 01:44:30.399
like as far as like actually allowing
like I think the best thing you could

1441
01:44:30.399 --> 01:44:34.560
do is like if like a fourteen
year old kid or like some ten year

1442
01:44:34.560 --> 01:44:38.840
old kids going into a raded ar
movie or something, you'd be like,

1443
01:44:38.840 --> 01:44:42.359
hey, listen, but you'd be
like, I think the best thing you

1444
01:44:42.359 --> 01:44:45.279
could do as like as like a
movie person or like and this goes for

1445
01:44:45.359 --> 01:44:48.359
video games as well, right,
you'd be like, listen, Bud,

1446
01:44:48.840 --> 01:44:51.479
this game is this game, this
movie's got a lot of this shit in

1447
01:44:51.520 --> 01:45:00.359
it. Just letting you know,
face, I would not them there for

1448
01:45:00.399 --> 01:45:06.000
a reason. Well, I mean, age gating didn't used to be a

1449
01:45:06.039 --> 01:45:11.960
thing, and it was only really
but but what I'm saying is like it

1450
01:45:12.039 --> 01:45:15.239
used to it only became a thing
because people started, like parents started flipping

1451
01:45:15.279 --> 01:45:17.479
out about Mortal Kombat and they were
like really like doing all this moral panic

1452
01:45:17.520 --> 01:45:24.079
about like oh my god, I
think, yeah, I think for video

1453
01:45:24.119 --> 01:45:27.319
game and stuff like that, it's
just like I don't know, like I'm

1454
01:45:27.359 --> 01:45:29.800
in between where I'm like, you
know, like kind of showy care what

1455
01:45:29.800 --> 01:45:31.279
you want to show? Like I
definitely watched like dek was X's point I

1456
01:45:31.319 --> 01:45:35.439
saw of Ebon's world that warped me. It altered the way I altered my

1457
01:45:35.479 --> 01:45:42.000
play through significantly, a path playing, a path closed and a new one

1458
01:45:42.039 --> 01:45:47.000
opened. But the idea is that, like you know, like just you,

1459
01:45:47.760 --> 01:45:51.199
kids are stupid and they will absorb
things not understand that they should not

1460
01:45:51.239 --> 01:45:56.039
absorb it incorrectly. They're not smart
enough to make decisions by themselves. They

1461
01:45:56.079 --> 01:46:00.119
are gender not They're just not able
to making no decisions yet wow, some

1462
01:46:00.119 --> 01:46:03.239
some of them, some of them, they're not quite intelligental. I think

1463
01:46:03.319 --> 01:46:06.239
part of that though. I think
part of that though, is I don't

1464
01:46:06.239 --> 01:46:09.640
know. I feel like I feel
like they could be if they were just

1465
01:46:09.680 --> 01:46:12.239
given that opportunity. That's you know
what I mean, Like, I just

1466
01:46:12.239 --> 01:46:18.239
feel like I think I think they
could as well. I'm just saying this

1467
01:46:18.680 --> 01:46:25.039
as I felt perfectly aware of myself
at like eight or nine years old to

1468
01:46:25.119 --> 01:46:28.640
know like, oh I don't want
to watch that horror movie. It's going

1469
01:46:28.680 --> 01:46:31.800
to scare me, right'. I
don't want to do it, and I

1470
01:46:32.159 --> 01:46:34.960
would self regulate that and then I
would also be like I would play Grant

1471
01:46:35.000 --> 01:46:38.279
the Thoughto or something and be like, oh, well, you know this

1472
01:46:38.359 --> 01:46:44.279
doesn't this doesn't like I'm aware that
this is a game. I'm not gonna

1473
01:46:44.319 --> 01:46:47.800
go out and beat up a fucking
hooker, you know. Like I feel

1474
01:46:47.840 --> 01:46:51.640
like I feel like that disconnect,
the ability to do that, I feel

1475
01:46:51.640 --> 01:46:58.760
like is disappearing. I think it's
disappearing because there's less opportunity. Well,

1476
01:46:58.760 --> 01:47:00.920
I don't know. Maybe maybe there's
more opportunity now because the Internet is so

1477
01:47:01.000 --> 01:47:05.479
vast, and I just because like, obviously I grew up playing GTA and

1478
01:47:05.520 --> 01:47:10.439
ship like that and fucking watching people
do horrible ship and I didn't go and

1479
01:47:10.479 --> 01:47:14.960
do that. Obviously, maybe you're
able to decipher reality is reality and fiction

1480
01:47:15.119 --> 01:47:19.479
is fiction. Right, that's true. But evidently evidently base all we see,

1481
01:47:19.520 --> 01:47:21.840
we see people not being able to
just like that all the time.

1482
01:47:23.760 --> 01:47:26.960
I don't think so I think what
it is. I think it's more about

1483
01:47:27.800 --> 01:47:30.680
I think it's less about fiction.
Though I don't I don't think fiction really

1484
01:47:30.680 --> 01:47:33.600
plays a part in it. I
don't think movies or video games or TV

1485
01:47:33.720 --> 01:47:36.800
are warping people. I think what's
really happening is like, oh, kids

1486
01:47:36.800 --> 01:47:42.119
are logging onto Twitter at nine,
at nine years old, I don't think

1487
01:47:42.119 --> 01:47:45.720
it's people. I think you're warped. That's what I think. I don't

1488
01:47:45.720 --> 01:47:49.159
think reality or TV is warping people. I think people are warped to begin

1489
01:47:49.239 --> 01:47:53.199
with. I think that's true.
But I don't think that's because I don't

1490
01:47:53.199 --> 01:47:55.800
think that's I don't think that's the
fault of media. I think that's probably

1491
01:47:55.840 --> 01:47:58.960
the fault. If anything, it's
the fault of social media, like specifically

1492
01:47:59.039 --> 01:48:02.079
like what Twitter, what Twitter?
And like Facebook and less maybe less Facebook

1493
01:48:02.119 --> 01:48:05.319
these days, but like what that
does to your brain as far as like

1494
01:48:05.359 --> 01:48:08.319
what it trains you to like look
for. It's like, oh man,

1495
01:48:08.319 --> 01:48:12.680
I need that dopamine rush of like
a like or like a notification or like

1496
01:48:12.720 --> 01:48:15.960
oh I'm gonna shift through Twitter and
then like, oh oh cool. A

1497
01:48:16.119 --> 01:48:21.279
murder, an actual fucking death on
my timeline that isn't a movie, that

1498
01:48:21.439 --> 01:48:25.479
isn't a fucking video game, that
is just actually real And I got to

1499
01:48:25.479 --> 01:48:27.960
see that. How great? I'm
nine years old, by the way,

1500
01:48:27.960 --> 01:48:30.159
words, that's gonna suck me up. Yeah, Like, I think that

1501
01:48:30.159 --> 01:48:33.520
that's what's fucking people up more than
just like, oh, they saw horror

1502
01:48:33.520 --> 01:48:35.640
movie at age eight that they weren't
ready for, or like, oh they

1503
01:48:35.640 --> 01:48:39.760
played grant the thought of when they
were twelve as opposed to when they were

1504
01:48:39.840 --> 01:48:43.439
seventeen, as if that's like a
massive difference as far as like what you're

1505
01:48:43.479 --> 01:48:48.079
able to discern. Look, man, one thing that is pretty evident is

1506
01:48:49.119 --> 01:48:54.880
people usually get messed up kids.
They just get messed up when they get

1507
01:48:54.920 --> 01:49:00.680
older, when they finally understand stuff
that they saw or what happened to them,

1508
01:49:00.760 --> 01:49:02.119
or whatever it is, whatever the
case is, whatever type of trauma

1509
01:49:02.159 --> 01:49:10.199
it is. The lack of education
usually the failure of parents informing their kids

1510
01:49:10.239 --> 01:49:12.680
about a multitude of things. And
a lot of times, I know parents

1511
01:49:12.720 --> 01:49:16.640
are busy nowadays, so a lot
of times we do count on the school

1512
01:49:16.680 --> 01:49:20.600
system to educate children, and we
do such a terrible jobs as we have

1513
01:49:20.640 --> 01:49:25.800
such poor education. And I feel
like that's it always comes back to the

1514
01:49:26.079 --> 01:49:28.960
lack of education to why, say, when it comes to everything, when

1515
01:49:28.960 --> 01:49:30.720
it comes to abuse, when there's
a lot of kids that don't know what

1516
01:49:30.720 --> 01:49:33.279
the hell is going on. They
don't know they're being abused, They grow

1517
01:49:33.359 --> 01:49:40.119
up and they're fucked. They don't
know about say practical effects and cgi I

1518
01:49:40.119 --> 01:49:43.600
guess now they don't know about these
things to where if they're arm with this

1519
01:49:43.720 --> 01:49:45.479
knowledge, it doesn't it's not gonna
affect you in the way that I remember,

1520
01:49:45.520 --> 01:49:50.840
say me just being I guess blessed
or whatever with critical thinking skills my

1521
01:49:50.880 --> 01:49:56.319
mom and teach me shit. She's
busy, but I understood, like,

1522
01:49:56.359 --> 01:49:59.319
say, my mom was like a
first a little bit skeptical about me,

1523
01:50:00.039 --> 01:50:02.920
a slipknot, and then some like
some type of hip hop that I would

1524
01:50:02.920 --> 01:50:06.119
listen to. The lyrics are kind
of insane, but then she would ask

1525
01:50:06.159 --> 01:50:09.000
me about it, and I'm like, no, I know this is fucking

1526
01:50:09.239 --> 01:50:13.399
I know this is fake. I
know these people wouldn't be walking free if

1527
01:50:13.439 --> 01:50:16.039
they were doing half the shit that
they were saying. But just understanding that

1528
01:50:16.159 --> 01:50:20.640
versus these a lot of people thinking
this shit's real or you know, you

1529
01:50:20.640 --> 01:50:28.279
know there's still some granass people that
I mean, Jesus christ Man things that

1530
01:50:28.399 --> 01:50:32.960
people believe nowadays, right, like
this fantasy shit that has no realm in

1531
01:50:33.039 --> 01:50:35.560
reality, And you're like, oh, this is a failure of education.

1532
01:50:36.399 --> 01:50:40.000
And I feel like we would be
able to do whatever the fuck we wanted

1533
01:50:40.159 --> 01:50:43.560
as far as media goes. We
wouldn't have to worry about motherfuckers trying to

1534
01:50:43.560 --> 01:50:47.079
shoot up schools and all this other
shit. If like we just collectively try

1535
01:50:47.119 --> 01:50:51.359
to do something, but we have
to fight the you know, the people

1536
01:50:53.239 --> 01:50:59.039
that see dumb people as just maximizing
profits. Right, if you keep people

1537
01:50:59.239 --> 01:51:03.840
absolutely stupid, you can be the
fucking NRA, pump millions into people and

1538
01:51:03.960 --> 01:51:09.239
sell as mini guns as possible and
then just have people kids get Swiss cheese.

1539
01:51:09.600 --> 01:51:13.159
And you're like, we made billions. That was awesome, and so

1540
01:51:13.239 --> 01:51:15.960
it kind of a weird argument,
is right? You are you are one

1541
01:51:16.039 --> 01:51:18.960
hundred percent right, you know,
like even from before that argument we had

1542
01:51:18.960 --> 01:51:23.720
the episode of last One, But
you're talking about people like profit tearing off

1543
01:51:23.760 --> 01:51:26.880
things and we have to protect people
that are stupid or I agree with you.

1544
01:51:26.399 --> 01:51:29.560
You are right, you are one
hundred percent right, but it also

1545
01:51:29.600 --> 01:51:33.560
feels so taxing to do so,
but you are correct. Taxing to have

1546
01:51:33.600 --> 01:51:40.000
to do it is absolutely it is
absolutely taxing. That is probably being a

1547
01:51:40.039 --> 01:51:45.159
selfless person is so fucking exhausting,
dude. When I became married about it,

1548
01:51:45.479 --> 01:51:50.399
the world became so much more stressful. So, like I was always

1549
01:51:50.479 --> 01:51:53.680
I was a nice little kid,
and then my teens, I kind of

1550
01:51:53.680 --> 01:51:57.039
had like a bit of a dickash
phase of my life because I just so,

1551
01:51:57.079 --> 01:51:59.600
you're a teenager, you know you're
an ass. And as soon as

1552
01:51:59.640 --> 01:52:03.840
I became nicer, my life got
so much more muddy in a way that

1553
01:52:03.880 --> 01:52:06.600
I was like, why, Like, good things happen me because I'm nice,

1554
01:52:08.159 --> 01:52:12.880
but the ship that the way I
get wrong for being nice is insane.

1555
01:52:13.279 --> 01:52:16.079
I'm like, I cannot believe the
way I was acting toward this person,

1556
01:52:16.199 --> 01:52:21.720
someone would do this to me when
I'm trying to be kind. It's

1557
01:52:21.760 --> 01:52:26.800
insane. It is mad in it. It's all gay. It's all gay

1558
01:52:27.319 --> 01:52:29.640
mad. It's like, I'm like, I'm just gonna be addict to you.

1559
01:52:29.640 --> 01:52:32.520
I'm just gonna punch you in the
face. It would it would be

1560
01:52:32.560 --> 01:52:35.399
so much easier to just go be
that person, right, just to be

1561
01:52:35.479 --> 01:52:38.960
the person that only cares about themselves
and does their own thing, doesn't give

1562
01:52:38.960 --> 01:52:41.680
a fuck. It would be so
much better. And just like say,

1563
01:52:41.720 --> 01:52:45.000
circling back to all the rating stuff, those things are putting like say,

1564
01:52:45.199 --> 01:52:50.239
it's nice to have the guidelines of
the R ratings make sense of saying like

1565
01:52:50.319 --> 01:52:54.680
not age gating, but saying,
hey, this contains this stuff that makes

1566
01:52:54.680 --> 01:52:59.720
perfect sense. You might be so
insensitive this stuff that's not even like the

1567
01:52:59.800 --> 01:53:08.640
parent it's this, it's gonna that's
true, that makes perfect sense, ambiguous,

1568
01:53:08.640 --> 01:53:11.720
it's just language, or it's just
it's just this or that as we

1569
01:53:11.880 --> 01:53:15.600
like, No, this are rating
me just going to have this ship and

1570
01:53:15.760 --> 01:53:17.079
this kind of ship. It's gonna
have one of these kinds of things in

1571
01:53:17.119 --> 01:53:23.439
there yet in the ratings. Yeah, yeah, I just feel like,

1572
01:53:23.760 --> 01:53:29.720
yeah, I just feel like very
rarely like you're not seeing games where I

1573
01:53:30.000 --> 01:53:34.640
don't know, I get what you're
saying. I agree general all right,

1574
01:53:34.760 --> 01:53:39.720
Nightmare the Nightman Run and he says, hello boys, if you're I love

1575
01:53:39.760 --> 01:53:42.560
this question. This, This is
probably like one of my favorite questions I

1576
01:53:42.560 --> 01:53:46.199
think we ever gotten personally. So
if your co hosts kicked you off the

1577
01:53:46.239 --> 01:53:50.880
podcast, but you could choose your
replacement, and they'd automatically have to say,

1578
01:53:50.960 --> 01:53:56.039
yes, who do you pick?
And why? This can be as

1579
01:53:56.119 --> 01:54:00.840
kind or as malicious to the podcast
as you'd like. Mmmm, I love

1580
01:54:00.880 --> 01:54:03.199
this. I love this question for
Chris. So what about would you if

1581
01:54:03.199 --> 01:54:06.600
you kicked you off? What would
you choose to sub for you? Who

1582
01:54:06.600 --> 01:54:12.520
would I? Who would I choose? I don't know, man, I

1583
01:54:12.560 --> 01:54:19.880
think I'm waffling between. Man,
the thing is like, I would want

1584
01:54:19.880 --> 01:54:24.000
to hurt you guys, but I
would also want to help the show so

1585
01:54:24.039 --> 01:54:26.720
that you're not stranded, you know
what I mean, Because if you kicked

1586
01:54:26.720 --> 01:54:28.800
me off, I'd be like,
what the fuck that's fucked up? But

1587
01:54:28.840 --> 01:54:31.720
I also want to I don't want
to like see you guys jobless, so

1588
01:54:31.800 --> 01:54:34.279
I would What I would want to
do is I would get I would get

1589
01:54:34.319 --> 01:54:40.479
Chris chan in here because I gonna
get Christian. That would be that would

1590
01:54:40.479 --> 01:54:45.960
be a rough thing for you guys, but the viewership would go fucking that'd

1591
01:54:45.960 --> 01:54:48.199
be crazy. First of all,
it's just another Chris, So you wouldn't

1592
01:54:48.199 --> 01:54:56.359
have to change much for descriptions.
Uh so, yeah, some sell some

1593
01:54:56.439 --> 01:54:59.880
sonas humors. Yeah, he's got
he's got making. He might do the

1594
01:55:00.520 --> 01:55:03.000
you know with his little ets shop, and then you could probably probably take

1595
01:55:03.079 --> 01:55:06.159
great art, you know. So
yeah, it'd be great art. So

1596
01:55:06.199 --> 01:55:10.119
like I want it to be as
I want you to get. I would

1597
01:55:10.119 --> 01:55:15.760
want you guys to have a deeply
uncomfortable success. Hmm. Yeah, that's

1598
01:55:15.760 --> 01:55:26.199
a good answer, and I suspected
that, so I guess, ah,

1599
01:55:26.279 --> 01:55:30.439
man, this is difficult because I
was trying to think of like the one

1600
01:55:30.479 --> 01:55:36.159
of the worst monsters, like alive
right now. I was trying to think

1601
01:55:36.199 --> 01:55:41.840
of like I was like, who
would really be a menace. It's hard

1602
01:55:41.880 --> 01:55:45.239
because a lot of killers are quiet, and so they don't make good podcasters

1603
01:55:45.279 --> 01:55:50.399
typically. So I'm trying to think
of someone who's just I just it just

1604
01:55:50.520 --> 01:55:54.960
hasn't Eureka. Like my first thought
was, Oh, Bill Cosby's out of

1605
01:55:55.000 --> 01:55:57.840
prison, you know, like he'd
be like but then he's like he's so

1606
01:55:57.960 --> 01:56:00.279
seen now and quiet, and I'm
like, I just wouldn't. It would

1607
01:56:00.359 --> 01:56:04.119
just he would almost be like he's
not there, you know, uh yeah,

1608
01:56:04.119 --> 01:56:11.319
it would just stop. Yeah.
Man, It's it's hard, man.

1609
01:56:11.399 --> 01:56:15.439
It's it's to nail the perfect replacement, you know, and you know

1610
01:56:15.479 --> 01:56:17.920
who I would like it to be, actually, because I think he needs

1611
01:56:18.159 --> 01:56:23.520
some love. I think he needs
some love. Nashid. He's been out

1612
01:56:23.520 --> 01:56:28.439
of the metaphor quite some time,
and I think he's crazy. He would

1613
01:56:28.640 --> 01:56:33.359
he I've never mentioned a handful of
times, but I missed the the Tarikid

1614
01:56:33.439 --> 01:56:41.920
meta that was. That was my
personal favorite part of YouTube because he was

1615
01:56:41.960 --> 01:56:46.359
so harmless, Like his ship was
so wild, but it was so I

1616
01:56:46.359 --> 01:56:53.319
didn't know anyone but his cult followers
that took him seriously. Everybody was like

1617
01:56:53.600 --> 01:56:56.840
head scratching when they'd hear him say
stuff, or the way he would roast

1618
01:56:56.840 --> 01:57:02.079
people. He would roast. There's
still roasting people at VidCon is probably one

1619
01:57:02.119 --> 01:57:06.439
of my favorite memories because he's just
going hard on people, but it's so

1620
01:57:06.680 --> 01:57:11.039
funny, like even me. He
was just talking about like putting dicks in

1621
01:57:11.079 --> 01:57:13.239
my ear lobes and ship, and
I was like, he was, he

1622
01:57:13.319 --> 01:57:15.000
was, he was popping off.
Man. I was like, I was

1623
01:57:15.119 --> 01:57:19.359
like, oh my god, this
is just good content. He'd be great

1624
01:57:19.399 --> 01:57:26.199
and then he'd be great addition.
He'd be a great addition, probably this

1625
01:57:26.239 --> 01:57:28.359
little fucking white boy over here.
And the thing, you know, it's

1626
01:57:28.399 --> 01:57:32.439
crazy. He was a He was
talking ship to a bunty at one point

1627
01:57:32.600 --> 01:57:36.119
and like like talk about you were
ship, you ain't gonna do ship,

1628
01:57:36.159 --> 01:57:40.720
and and I was thinking about it
and I looked up Treek and he's a

1629
01:57:40.880 --> 01:57:44.800
fucking monster and I was like,
oh, oh wait, yeah, let's

1630
01:57:44.840 --> 01:57:46.279
not funck with this guy. You
don't want to fuck with this guy because

1631
01:57:46.279 --> 01:57:53.159
he's like six five, he's like
he's huge. I was like, oh

1632
01:57:53.319 --> 01:58:00.439
you want bro na na he that
would be so difficult, that would be

1633
01:58:00.479 --> 01:58:04.479
so I would hate that so dep
I would hate like Rick Grimes during that

1634
01:58:04.520 --> 01:58:14.239
fight do a bunch of dark souls
role? I love the dark Souls role.

1635
01:58:14.239 --> 01:58:15.479
I really can't get over that.
All right, sweety, who would

1636
01:58:15.479 --> 01:58:20.039
you, uh what you replace yourself
to blight you guys with if we if

1637
01:58:20.079 --> 01:58:24.319
me and Derek hostile takeover, we
kicked you off. We were just like,

1638
01:58:24.399 --> 01:58:30.159
first of all, you some betrayed, Like that'd crazy, right stop,

1639
01:58:30.479 --> 01:58:33.960
It's definitely not gonna happen, I
swear, don't worry. We definitely

1640
01:58:33.960 --> 01:58:41.600
haven't had We haven't been having conversations
behind your back sign in. One day,

1641
01:58:41.600 --> 01:58:44.119
I sign in and I'm like,
it's someone else, and I'm like,

1642
01:58:44.279 --> 01:58:47.359
who's this? Yeh yeah, yeah, yeah, you're in somebody else

1643
01:58:47.439 --> 01:58:53.399
in the fucking river side, in
the middle of you guys recording sign What's

1644
01:58:53.399 --> 01:58:59.159
what's going on? Guys? What's
so? We decided that a I would

1645
01:58:59.159 --> 01:59:04.560
be the best way to go.
Sorry, we've all your sayings and the

1646
01:59:04.560 --> 01:59:14.720
AI and it does a better job
than you do, like fucking metal tongues

1647
01:59:14.760 --> 01:59:20.840
in the AI. Oh my god. Okay, Okay, let's okay.

1648
01:59:21.119 --> 01:59:29.640
So if I'm gonna what's that guy's
name? I would I would want to

1649
01:59:29.640 --> 01:59:30.159
fuck you guys over. I don't
give a ship. I don't give a

1650
01:59:30.159 --> 01:59:34.640
ship about you guys. Something out
it's ninety millimeters if Tungsten strack, Yeah,

1651
01:59:35.439 --> 01:59:41.520
I would say someone who's gonna be
super inappropriate just say ship. That's

1652
01:59:41.560 --> 01:59:46.000
gonna fuck the podcast up, like
just tank it. What's the name of

1653
01:59:46.039 --> 01:59:48.960
that black dude that's like that black
dude was like talk about like shooting people

1654
01:59:49.039 --> 01:59:54.239
like def the g D theF to
def to Drake on, let me see,

1655
01:59:54.760 --> 01:59:59.680
I like to he's some black dudy
that like he really hates other black

1656
01:59:59.680 --> 02:00:04.359
people. He says, Jesse Lee
Peterson. Is that his name? I'm

1657
02:00:04.399 --> 02:00:10.359
not that talking about. Oh yeah, that would be a good choice though,

1658
02:00:10.680 --> 02:00:15.279
that that would be that would that
was actually I thought I really thought

1659
02:00:15.359 --> 02:00:17.079
that was gonna be Derek's answer,
Like like I thought, like he's gonna

1660
02:00:17.079 --> 02:00:21.159
say jess exist until he like that. That would have been my answer over

1661
02:00:21.399 --> 02:00:26.279
Tek though, because you know he
actually existed, because he creeps up on

1662
02:00:26.359 --> 02:00:30.199
it. He's slow dude. He
became a TikTok meta for a minute.

1663
02:00:31.039 --> 02:00:36.199
Ante people. I was just like, yo, I can't believe everyone's discovery

1664
02:00:36.760 --> 02:00:43.560
and bro, I'll never forget.
So he invited me to your studio invited

1665
02:00:43.560 --> 02:00:45.479
me. Yeah, so he invited
me to a studio. But he was

1666
02:00:45.560 --> 02:00:48.119
like this was before I didn't even
know who the fuck he was. He's

1667
02:00:48.159 --> 02:00:50.479
like hey, and I talked to
his producer, but he's like, you

1668
02:00:50.479 --> 02:00:53.720
gotta be here at six am.
I was like fuck that. I was

1669
02:00:53.760 --> 02:00:56.119
like, what the hell. So
he's like, okay, we'll do a

1670
02:00:56.159 --> 02:00:58.680
stream. I did not do my
homework on this guy. I was just

1671
02:00:58.720 --> 02:01:01.119
like, okay, I'll just talk
to intro and I was like, okay,

1672
02:01:01.119 --> 02:01:04.479
whatever. I don't get it.
I don't remember my conversation with him.

1673
02:01:04.920 --> 02:01:10.399
I remember being checked out and I
checked out even further when whatever he

1674
02:01:10.520 --> 02:01:15.159
said, I only remember him saying, and that's why racism doesn't exist.

1675
02:01:15.319 --> 02:01:20.039
And I was just like I just
like, I just remembering completely. I

1676
02:01:20.079 --> 02:01:25.880
had no idea that you even had
a conversation with this guy. There's only

1677
02:01:25.880 --> 02:01:28.760
two things I remember from this moment. I don't even remember what we talked

1678
02:01:28.760 --> 02:01:30.600
about. I'm sure we probably talked
about some of the things that were going

1679
02:01:30.640 --> 02:01:34.239
on, but like the only thing
I remember him saying that, and I

1680
02:01:34.279 --> 02:01:39.840
remember not saying anything, or at
least just like, I don't remember what

1681
02:01:39.880 --> 02:01:42.359
I did because it was such an
outrageous thing to say that. I'm like,

1682
02:01:42.399 --> 02:01:46.319
I'm not even gonna acknowledge this.
And then I remember, as soon

1683
02:01:46.399 --> 02:01:51.199
as it posted, I got a
message from Anthony Fantano, laughing because Anthony

1684
02:01:51.199 --> 02:01:55.399
Fantannel knew exactly who he was.
He's like, what the fuck you went

1685
02:01:55.439 --> 02:01:57.840
on this? And I was like, I was like, what happened?

1686
02:01:57.880 --> 02:02:00.479
I was kind of like, you
know, a little anxious that he was.

1687
02:02:00.600 --> 02:02:01.319
He responded that way, and I
was like, oh, no,

1688
02:02:01.960 --> 02:02:05.880
I guess he's like he's he's a
giant piece of ship. And I didn't

1689
02:02:05.920 --> 02:02:14.359
know, and I don't That's such
an awesome story. I love that I

1690
02:02:14.399 --> 02:02:18.640
don't remember. I don't even remember
what we there. I'm assuming there was

1691
02:02:18.720 --> 02:02:24.479
some like real conversations happening, because
I don't remember. I only remember those

1692
02:02:24.600 --> 02:02:28.560
key moments of like when when he
said at one point in the interviews,

1693
02:02:28.560 --> 02:02:30.560
that's why racism doesn't exist. I'm
like, I just remember being like,

1694
02:02:30.640 --> 02:02:35.520
why would you say that? How
could you think that's music? I can't

1695
02:02:35.560 --> 02:02:41.479
even describe you. I had no
idea that you had any level of interaction

1696
02:02:41.600 --> 02:02:45.239
with this guy, and there's a
you did a whole fucking twenty minute video

1697
02:02:45.279 --> 02:02:49.319
with him. That's how you don't
understand how happy I am right now.

1698
02:02:50.000 --> 02:02:54.520
You know, it's funny. I'm
watching this okay, good, good good.

1699
02:02:54.960 --> 02:02:58.399
I was watching a podcast called Your
Mom's House and they were pulling up

1700
02:02:58.479 --> 02:03:01.239
tiktoks of him, and there's a
guy named Ryan Sickler, a comedian.

1701
02:03:01.239 --> 02:03:05.880
He has another podcast there. He
shows Ryan Sickler's like, hey, like

1702
02:03:06.479 --> 02:03:12.920
they like they They talked on the
podcast saying, dude, we found that

1703
02:03:13.000 --> 02:03:15.039
I found this guy. I sent
this to you. And then same thing

1704
02:03:15.039 --> 02:03:18.520
that just happened to us right now
that you had no idea happened to them,

1705
02:03:18.840 --> 02:03:23.960
where this guy Ryan Sickler went on
the fucking show and it was just

1706
02:03:24.439 --> 02:03:29.079
the most insane shit that like,
but this was like, say, uh,

1707
02:03:29.199 --> 02:03:30.920
whatever Jesse was talking about when we
talked, it must not have been

1708
02:03:31.520 --> 02:03:34.960
that riveting because I don't remember much
of it. But when I watched clips

1709
02:03:34.960 --> 02:03:41.039
of this guy, Ryan Sickler,
he everything he said the Jesse Lee Peterson

1710
02:03:41.159 --> 02:03:45.159
was just like you are you can't
believe what you're saying you've completely lost your

1711
02:03:45.199 --> 02:03:48.840
mind, and uh, I guess
I gotta go back and watch it.

1712
02:03:48.840 --> 02:03:54.560
I don't do. I hate watching
it choose I found him. I hate

1713
02:03:54.560 --> 02:03:57.199
watching it on myself though. That's
the thing, Like, even though that

1714
02:03:57.279 --> 02:04:00.239
I forgot this existed, there's a
part of me that I'm like, I

1715
02:04:00.279 --> 02:04:03.399
can't, dude, it took me
four years. Wait, seventeen eight and

1716
02:04:03.479 --> 02:04:08.119
nine twenty twenty, it took me
five years to watch a YouTube poop made

1717
02:04:08.119 --> 02:04:15.239
about me because I just I cringe
watch, Like I watched back my own

1718
02:04:15.279 --> 02:04:18.239
content to make sure it's not fucked, and then you publish it and then

1719
02:04:18.279 --> 02:04:25.520
it's done. And then so someone's
like, oh, here here's a YouTube

1720
02:04:25.560 --> 02:04:28.119
poop and I was like, ah, this is like old content. I

1721
02:04:28.239 --> 02:04:30.520
want to watch this ship And then
I watched it like five years later.

1722
02:04:31.880 --> 02:04:34.880
Yeah, I imagine it. It
must be. It's got to be underwhelming,

1723
02:04:34.920 --> 02:04:41.039
because I imagine if it better,
I would have like I would have

1724
02:04:41.119 --> 02:04:44.359
remembered more beats from it. But
I just remember, like, yeah,

1725
02:04:44.399 --> 02:04:47.960
that one specific thing. Yeah,
it's probably it's probably pretty poor. I

1726
02:04:48.000 --> 02:04:50.640
just loved that. I just love
that it's real, like at all.

1727
02:04:53.520 --> 02:04:56.439
Yeah, I you sat and had
a conversation with this guy's wild this.

1728
02:04:56.600 --> 02:05:00.920
I almost went to a studio too, but that six am, are you,

1729
02:05:00.239 --> 02:05:02.039
like, what the fuck's wrong with
you? What you don't have to

1730
02:05:02.119 --> 02:05:09.079
do? That's his audience. His
audiences is he's more likely to be successful

1731
02:05:09.079 --> 02:05:12.199
when he doesn't show at like six
am, because like that's when all the

1732
02:05:12.239 --> 02:05:15.119
fucking you know, the old people
who think like that are going to be

1733
02:05:15.159 --> 02:05:18.520
awake. It's the same reason why. It's the same reason why it's really

1734
02:05:18.600 --> 02:05:25.560
kind of smart of like conservative people
to kind of latch onto like music and

1735
02:05:25.600 --> 02:05:28.880
stuff. And like you remember how
all those conservative rappers were, we're doing

1736
02:05:28.960 --> 02:05:33.239
all that all that stuff on the
right. Yeah, and they were clearly

1737
02:05:35.039 --> 02:05:38.680
yeah. I think even some some
of them were like, yeah, we're

1738
02:05:38.680 --> 02:05:41.640
totally grifting, Like I remember,
I don't remember what which group it was,

1739
02:05:41.680 --> 02:05:43.760
but one of them was absolutely like, yeah, we're just I mean,

1740
02:05:43.840 --> 02:05:46.319
you know, it's fucking who cares
it's money. Yeah, they don't

1741
02:05:46.359 --> 02:05:49.520
care about it at all. And
the reason is that they fucking buy that

1742
02:05:49.560 --> 02:05:53.520
ship. Like they don't. It's
not they're not like the younger generation who

1743
02:05:53.680 --> 02:05:57.800
streams and then they're happy with that
or like they downloaded from like some you

1744
02:05:57.800 --> 02:06:00.000
know, Torrent Side or whatever.
If you're even downloading music in the first

1745
02:06:00.000 --> 02:06:02.479
place anymore, which very few people
do. The old people are out there,

1746
02:06:02.560 --> 02:06:05.000
don't like, yeah, let's buy
this for five dollars on iTunes,

1747
02:06:05.199 --> 02:06:09.119
or you know, let's actually like, oh, let's buy the fucking let's

1748
02:06:09.199 --> 02:06:13.840
order the CD or whatever. And
it's like, yeah, they fucking do

1749
02:06:13.920 --> 02:06:19.319
that ship too, So that's it
totally makes sense that they would be done

1750
02:06:19.319 --> 02:06:24.319
that. Why haven't we done one
project, guys, I gotta tell you

1751
02:06:24.319 --> 02:06:30.800
that one to pick his name is
Charleston I think Charleston, Charleston White.

1752
02:06:30.319 --> 02:06:34.279
Charleston White. I've never even heard
of this fucking guy. He is a

1753
02:06:34.479 --> 02:06:44.119
black man who just hates black culture
so much so the ship Charleston White.

1754
02:06:44.239 --> 02:06:50.359
Charleston White attacked on stage during stand
up in Texas. He sucks, he

1755
02:06:50.520 --> 02:06:55.600
sucks, and he says he's so
diminutive to black people. He's just a

1756
02:06:55.680 --> 02:06:59.520
piece of ship. And I would
love to part him off to you guys,

1757
02:07:00.159 --> 02:07:03.359
do give him. He's a snitch. He's like he's like everything that

1758
02:07:05.079 --> 02:07:14.960
everyone hates him. It's so funny
over to you guys, just to like

1759
02:07:15.159 --> 02:07:30.119
make sure they all jumped him.
This video is crazy. I have never

1760
02:07:30.680 --> 02:07:34.520
fucking heard of this guy in my
life. Dude, you should. You

1761
02:07:34.680 --> 02:07:44.159
should dog Day bombarded him. That's
crazy. That feels that feels probably unnecessary,

1762
02:07:44.199 --> 02:07:48.039
you know, like maybe just jump
him. You know. So he's

1763
02:07:48.039 --> 02:07:59.159
a quote unquote comedian. Okay,
whoa he has a pot plant. This

1764
02:07:59.319 --> 02:08:11.000
is so so bizarre. Oh he's
done. It is all right, bro.

1765
02:08:11.119 --> 02:08:13.840
It's like it's like when it's like
whenever you're gonn attack my walkers,

1766
02:08:15.840 --> 02:08:18.640
like one gets you down and they
all just gates, they descend on you.

1767
02:08:18.720 --> 02:08:22.439
Yeah, it's like, what do
you do? Dude? You know

1768
02:08:22.479 --> 02:08:26.439
what's crazy? I didn't understand about
walking dead. This is what Sorry a

1769
02:08:26.479 --> 02:08:30.960
quick qick, quick quick intersection before
you probably end episode. No one ever

1770
02:08:31.840 --> 02:08:35.760
hardened leather ship on their arms,
So if a walker comes at you,

1771
02:08:35.760 --> 02:08:39.399
you just let it bite this hard
leather and you stab it in them like

1772
02:08:39.439 --> 02:08:43.000
the only that towards the end,
I'm like, why are you guys not

1773
02:08:43.199 --> 02:08:48.159
smart? I mean that's a lot
of things differently, Yeah, I mean

1774
02:08:50.119 --> 02:08:52.039
why didn't you just you might as
well to ask why everybody? Why doesn't

1775
02:08:52.039 --> 02:08:58.600
everybody have as strong ahead as Rick? You know, right that that Rick?

1776
02:08:58.159 --> 02:09:03.760
That Rick grimes and walking dead would
have been terrifying. That would have

1777
02:09:03.800 --> 02:09:07.000
been terrifying. It would have been
unbeatable because he would have beat the crap

1778
02:09:07.000 --> 02:09:16.119
out a niggin. What did you
say? All right, let's move on,

1779
02:09:16.239 --> 02:09:22.279
let's read the read the credits.
It's credits time. Let's get out

1780
02:09:22.279 --> 02:09:26.079
of here. I can't believe I've
never heard How is this the first time

1781
02:09:26.119 --> 02:09:30.560
I've heard somebody call him that?
It's not the first time somebody called him

1782
02:09:30.560 --> 02:09:35.039
that when David came on epis personally, I just for some reason, like,

1783
02:09:35.039 --> 02:09:39.239
how have I never That's a failure
on my part, that is,

1784
02:09:39.319 --> 02:09:43.439
Yeah, You're gonna have to really
personally examine. All right, calm me

1785
02:09:43.479 --> 02:09:50.800
down. Three two? What blow
a dick? A female dick? Gay

1786
02:09:52.800 --> 02:09:58.439
is what I will become? Okay, Leon, Sam's big meaty stinks?

1787
02:09:58.760 --> 02:10:05.119
Uh, saucy legs McGee, gray
collar, Oh, grey collier, Josh,

1788
02:10:05.199 --> 02:10:07.960
it wasn't me Giddy Andy the man
whose handies are stre and Dandy?

1789
02:10:09.319 --> 02:10:13.279
What's with these homies fucking my whole? Gimme load Jack and come on my

1790
02:10:13.359 --> 02:10:16.640
back once more, once more,
once more, once more, Uh,

1791
02:10:16.479 --> 02:10:22.359
Heath Smoker, Daddy Lars, the
uncle ruckus of the goon squad. I'm

1792
02:10:22.399 --> 02:10:26.439
not gay, I'm feeling I'm not
gay. I'm feeling trans. Got man's

1793
02:10:26.520 --> 02:10:31.239
dick in my ass. I'm he
him, but not for long. My

1794
02:10:31.319 --> 02:10:35.159
penis is coming off. I don't
know what a song? Oh, oh,

1795
02:10:35.159 --> 02:10:39.119
okay, I think, okay,
you gotta put the name of the

1796
02:10:39.119 --> 02:10:43.319
song because it's just not I know
they probably want us to it, but

1797
02:10:43.359 --> 02:10:48.840
it's it's hard. I know what
it is now. That's gorillas. Oh

1798
02:10:48.920 --> 02:10:50.760
but it does, but it doesn't
work. It doesn't. It doesn't work

1799
02:10:50.760 --> 02:10:56.079
that well. It's like, I'm
not gay, I'm feeling trans. I

1800
02:10:56.119 --> 02:11:01.840
got man's dick in my ass.
I'm hem him, but not for long.

1801
02:11:01.079 --> 02:11:09.039
My penis is common off. Okay, yeah, that's kind. That

1802
02:11:09.079 --> 02:11:11.680
could have been better. That wouldn't
work. That could have been better.

1803
02:11:11.720 --> 02:11:13.760
You could have you could have put
the syllables better. But the good job.

1804
02:11:13.760 --> 02:11:24.199
Nonetheless. Cl Clint Eastwood, Clint
Eastwood, of course, Clint easod

1805
02:11:24.319 --> 02:11:35.159
is way more of a man than
you little bit about derogatory manner. He's

1806
02:11:35.199 --> 02:11:43.960
so racist, you fucking yellow zipper
head. You. I know your kind,

1807
02:11:43.159 --> 02:11:50.800
I know I see your color,
I know your kind. People love

1808
02:11:50.880 --> 02:11:56.880
people love that he's so racial.
You're kind. He's so racist during it?

1809
02:12:01.199 --> 02:12:07.119
What you call it? Superhead Camino? All right, I mean it's

1810
02:12:07.279 --> 02:12:11.840
fucking Grandino. Sorry, I said
El Camino too, didn't I because you

1811
02:12:11.880 --> 02:12:16.279
said it, you might have said
it. Yeah. I actually don't like

1812
02:12:16.319 --> 02:12:20.039
al Camino at all. But I
didn't even finish it. I didn't finish

1813
02:12:20.079 --> 02:12:24.119
it. It didn't even exist.
That's why it's just Jesse. It's just

1814
02:12:24.239 --> 02:12:31.199
Jesse meandering like I don't give a
fun like mess. So wide Camino,

1815
02:12:31.479 --> 02:12:35.960
bitch, bitch, stop burping on
my clip. Bitch, bitch, bitch,

1816
02:12:35.000 --> 02:12:39.319
you fucking bitch, bitch, bitch. God damn it, we gotta

1817
02:12:39.319 --> 02:12:45.800
move. Send Sonic Symphony to Israel. They need that hog metal gay solid

1818
02:12:45.840 --> 02:12:50.439
three sperm meater featuring Kong Solid Cock. I did everything right and they indicted

1819
02:12:50.479 --> 02:12:54.920
me. Walton Go Go, Gadget
murdered, Gocoo, Dracula flow for I

1820
02:12:56.520 --> 02:13:01.199
fuck it. I ate the ops, homeless transman and then gay last the

1821
02:13:01.199 --> 02:13:05.880
start Tank Alexander the Gay, and
my mom hates me. Robo gay cop,

1822
02:13:09.239 --> 02:13:15.199
robo gay cop not even homo cops
so not clever. I love it.

1823
02:13:15.239 --> 02:13:20.000
I love it, screaming like the
Nauschool when I come, uh sucking

1824
02:13:20.119 --> 02:13:22.159
down a crisp die Cock, I
mean do cock, I mean do cock,

1825
02:13:22.199 --> 02:13:24.159
I mean die cock. Throw You're
come in the air and spray it

1826
02:13:24.199 --> 02:13:26.000
like you just don't care, you
like they can balls and all the gash

1827
02:13:26.079 --> 02:13:31.000
everybody, because I am living just
how gay I am? If I wasn't,

1828
02:13:31.039 --> 02:13:33.399
I just I'm a gaper for dudes. How y'all should I don't know

1829
02:13:33.439 --> 02:13:37.199
what. I don't know what that
is. C M and M coming M.

1830
02:13:37.239 --> 02:13:41.439
I don't know. Uh Halo two
but the entire cast is voiced by

1831
02:13:41.520 --> 02:13:46.800
Ryan Gossling. Uh, stop with
the Briton slander. It already sucks here

1832
02:13:46.840 --> 02:13:50.479
listening to Sween, he makes me
consider racism. Chris for the Chris for

1833
02:13:50.600 --> 02:13:54.399
playing Titan? What Chris for playing
Titan? I will beat you to a

1834
02:13:54.439 --> 02:14:01.239
point. Jesus fucking Christ, all
right, why thing to say? Chris

1835
02:14:01.399 --> 02:14:05.760
for playing Titan? I guess in
Destiny, I will beat you to a

1836
02:14:05.800 --> 02:14:09.039
point where your dead sister will have
to give you a rocky pep talk.

1837
02:14:09.399 --> 02:14:13.600
I don't know what that means.
Really totally forgot that Titan was even that's

1838
02:14:13.600 --> 02:14:22.000
pretty wild rock. But get up, bitch, Yeah you know, Mickey

1839
02:14:22.039 --> 02:14:28.600
was fucking races as ship I living
in Philly. Like that guy the ship.

1840
02:14:28.640 --> 02:14:33.239
He was probably telling Rocky to say
the fucking Apollo was wild, and

1841
02:14:33.359 --> 02:14:35.800
Rock was like, I really don't
agree with any of this. Ship man.

1842
02:14:35.840 --> 02:14:39.640
Apolo is a pretty good guy and
he's just like Rock you gotta say

1843
02:14:39.680 --> 02:14:43.840
it. I don't know. I
don't know. Man. If you're saying

1844
02:14:43.960 --> 02:14:46.319
during the fight, Rock, if
you're saying during the fight, you're winning,

1845
02:14:48.600 --> 02:14:52.159
he's got He's been pretty respectful to
be the old time. I don't

1846
02:14:52.199 --> 02:14:56.319
really want to call a video.
Those really got say it. If you

1847
02:14:56.399 --> 02:14:58.279
say it, you don't understand.
This is like kryptonite. You gotta say

1848
02:14:58.319 --> 02:15:03.399
it. Gotta say the end word. You feel comfortable, call it of

1849
02:15:03.479 --> 02:15:07.279
the Edward. He's actually a really
respect losing Rocky. Do you feel comfortable

1850
02:15:07.359 --> 02:15:09.920
losing? If you feel comfortable losing, they don't say it, but you

1851
02:15:09.960 --> 02:15:13.640
better say it. If you feel
comfortable wedding, that's where we're gonna go.

1852
02:15:13.000 --> 02:15:20.359
Say it right now. Everything else
give it off. It's kind of

1853
02:15:20.399 --> 02:15:22.279
scared of me. I'm just real
quick. We be and I want to

1854
02:15:22.319 --> 02:15:26.640
go left. Say the un word. I'm not gonna say the Edwards.

1855
02:15:28.600 --> 02:15:35.079
I'm not really comfortable with that spirit
Chunker Is that okay? Is that's better?

1856
02:15:31.920 --> 02:15:39.720
And it's the words you're trying to
make thin. You don't have to

1857
02:15:39.760 --> 02:15:45.199
be afraid of system of a gay
what a splendid cock penis, balls and

1858
02:15:45.239 --> 02:15:48.479
cock every moment, every second,
got cot cot cock. I don't know

1859
02:15:48.520 --> 02:15:50.560
what system. I don't know what
system of a down song that is?

1860
02:15:52.239 --> 02:16:00.159
What was that gay? Ron Weasley
actor gunt, that's so fuck it's it?

1861
02:16:01.199 --> 02:16:03.880
That is really stupid. Ruining the
upolstery of a four f one fifty

1862
02:16:03.920 --> 02:16:07.279
with the boys Homo men make me
hard. I love penis in their bum

1863
02:16:07.840 --> 02:16:11.039
I know, I know my friends
and I would probably start to come.

1864
02:16:11.239 --> 02:16:18.680
Johnny Silvercock, Cipher Graf Sweeney with
the Eenie Weenie Peenie Elmo found dead in

1865
02:16:18.680 --> 02:16:24.800
New York City apartment. Fuck Hunter
du bois the dog father. Carl,

1866
02:16:24.920 --> 02:16:28.600
get a glass. I want to
see it. Carl, take the glass

1867
02:16:28.600 --> 02:16:31.280
from the walker's corpse before I squirt, before the square takes full control.

1868
02:16:31.760 --> 02:16:35.440
Sweeny lick. Why is it?
Wait? Why that's interesting that he would

1869
02:16:35.520 --> 02:16:41.479
change into walking dead related things the
day we made this joke to the episode

1870
02:16:41.520 --> 02:16:45.360
that where yeah, where s It's
weird. It's just weird like that.

1871
02:16:45.399 --> 02:16:48.920
Bothers me dog right, Things line
up, Things line up like that sometimes,

1872
02:16:50.040 --> 02:16:52.760
Sweeney, like my wienie, I
ain't got no motherfucking friends this,

1873
02:16:52.799 --> 02:16:58.879
why fuck your homie you gave motherfucker
west Side bad boy drillers, Jesus Christ

1874
02:17:00.239 --> 02:17:03.200
same, the Everlasting Gaze back to
tank of comm Caucasian Container, the Last,

1875
02:17:03.360 --> 02:17:09.239
the cracker brow for gays, Donald
Trump burping on to Don Tom's clit

1876
02:17:09.959 --> 02:17:13.440
do Christian girls scored Holy Water.
Dan holds her tighter, She's a fighter,

1877
02:17:13.440 --> 02:17:24.520
Snyder, Jesus King Kong's ding dong
rode in nice black people is actually

1878
02:17:24.559 --> 02:17:31.639
short for basketball people. Have you
seen that they call those basketball people or

1879
02:17:31.719 --> 02:17:35.920
people or people that enjoy KFC they
are wa bo, They're they wow out

1880
02:17:35.920 --> 02:17:43.200
And I'm like, this is crazy. She picking on my average Clint energy,

1881
02:17:43.280 --> 02:17:46.559
Roger Stone gaming just the hard r
star coffee on Twitch. Bitch,

1882
02:17:46.559 --> 02:17:52.760
she's shinzo on my dohik choked to
death on Aubrey Plaza's thighs. Okay,

1883
02:17:54.079 --> 02:17:56.920
been blowing lots of guys living in
a game man's paradise, taking dongs of

1884
02:17:56.920 --> 02:18:01.399
every size, living in a game
paradise. Transferm Gremlin, exposing people with

1885
02:18:01.479 --> 02:18:05.600
lactose intolerance and ninety million rogens of
ionizing radiation. Yush not Vin penn angelic

1886
02:18:05.680 --> 02:18:09.200
DM. So here, I am
blowing every man. I can fucking every

1887
02:18:09.479 --> 02:18:13.479
I'm fucking every man presenting. I'm
ahummeo man beginning to feel like I'm a

1888
02:18:13.559 --> 02:18:18.079
rape god, rape god. It's
not exactly gay, it's just criminal craigny

1889
02:18:18.079 --> 02:18:24.799
Canadian. The tri force of the
snark Tank is racism, misogyny and gaslighting,

1890
02:18:24.200 --> 02:18:30.399
watched over by the gay god Gaelia. It's your boy, Shawney d

1891
02:18:30.760 --> 02:18:37.600
little Dick, big nuts. That's
so Daily Wire presents what is a black

1892
02:18:37.399 --> 02:18:41.079
Ben and Jerry funky Monkey. I'm
a proud owner of a twelve gage silly

1893
02:18:41.079 --> 02:18:45.280
straw pee wee herman shooting and killing
Uncle Ben with his lethal ejaculation. Come

1894
02:18:46.399 --> 02:18:50.079
up, my ass, Come up, my ass, Fill me up.

1895
02:18:50.159 --> 02:18:52.920
While my ring is throbbing and my
cock is thrusting, grab his head.

1896
02:18:54.200 --> 02:18:58.959
The hunk is throating. I don't
know three x O. And the Japanese

1897
02:19:00.079 --> 02:19:01.799
skin professor, and the Japanese skin
professor who suitcase of ya because I hide

1898
02:19:01.840 --> 02:19:05.239
was stolen in Chicago. A slurp
and stroke and smoke and joking. Emoticon's

1899
02:19:05.239 --> 02:19:11.959
going like this, Keith David,
homeless drip, Lord of homeless Drip,

1900
02:19:13.079 --> 02:19:18.159
mh Lord of homeless drip, Yukon
Cornelius making the abdominal, abominable snowman his

1901
02:19:18.319 --> 02:19:24.520
fuck pig. That's so morbid.
Yeah, so big Pussy's dead scene in

1902
02:19:24.520 --> 02:19:28.120
the Sopranos, except they all slowly
pull their dicks out and bust on his

1903
02:19:28.120 --> 02:19:31.319
face. Op, you want to
blow me Kremlin to gremlin, that's it.

1904
02:19:31.399 --> 02:19:37.000
I'm really gonna do it this time. Deeth Cavid. Uh, she

1905
02:19:37.120 --> 02:19:43.079
spread it and let me take a
sniff of that Mahi fucking police coming hard

1906
02:19:43.079 --> 02:19:46.159
as I thrust in the brown abby. I'm in pain, Lady Gaga,

1907
02:19:46.200 --> 02:19:50.559
applause tune. I live for the
fat Cox, Live for the fat Cox

1908
02:19:50.600 --> 02:19:52.559
Cox, Lift for Lift, for
the way you thrust and bust into me.

1909
02:19:54.360 --> 02:20:01.239
Huh ah, we'll see pretty cool. Waite Slave five eighty three,

1910
02:20:01.440 --> 02:20:07.159
a sad guy from Michigan. Uh, I'll not take this sock commerce slander.

1911
02:20:07.319 --> 02:20:09.399
There's nothing like the warm, slick
embrace of a sweaty work sock.

1912
02:20:09.440 --> 02:20:13.840
That's so great. I still can't
this The Peppini Brothers Imporium of a celebrity

1913
02:20:13.879 --> 02:20:16.600
shoutout video for the two hundredth episode
coming out soon. What episode are we

1914
02:20:16.680 --> 02:20:24.040
on? I think ninety four is
next? Really? This is actually?

1915
02:20:24.040 --> 02:20:30.520
This is ninety four? Actually okay? Interesting? M Yeah, we gotta

1916
02:20:30.520 --> 02:20:35.840
figure something out. You gotta do
something, don Donkerson. That level five

1917
02:20:35.879 --> 02:20:37.159
yap bussy got me grooped up for
real, for real? No cap on

1918
02:20:37.239 --> 02:20:43.280
God, you gotta pay the trolls. Hold again to the boys hole and

1919
02:20:43.440 --> 02:20:52.000
last page uh gage six? I
use I used to step over bladder?

1920
02:20:52.719 --> 02:20:56.159
What I used to step over batter
men? Than you? Then you?

1921
02:20:56.159 --> 02:21:01.959
You got you? What the fuck
is this? The sentence is crazy?

1922
02:21:01.360 --> 02:21:05.799
I used to step over batterman?
Then you you to get to a fight?

1923
02:21:07.520 --> 02:21:11.959
You better try checkers on a leopard's
ass for you try me schizophrenia straight

1924
02:21:13.000 --> 02:21:18.079
up? I don't know what that
is? How much has he comed in

1925
02:21:18.200 --> 02:21:22.799
my rear end? Every time we
bone my asshole starts to rend. Uh

1926
02:21:24.200 --> 02:21:28.399
snark tanks, snitch snitch bitches need
to stop telling me, telling on me

1927
02:21:28.440 --> 02:21:35.360
to Daddy colin Z's qweath if I
were a gay man with a fenboy or

1928
02:21:35.399 --> 02:21:43.120
two, I'm a mean lesbian super
cunty f slurphistic Expunk, Ali Duchies Gumball's

1929
02:21:43.159 --> 02:21:50.000
voice actor calling dream the f Slur, Sadman dot Gov, John Strickland.

1930
02:21:50.280 --> 02:21:54.760
Do your balls hang low? Can
they gobble down? My throat? Is

1931
02:21:54.840 --> 02:21:56.600
the cum thick as rice? Is
it sweet? Or is it spice?

1932
02:21:58.559 --> 02:22:03.639
Merks A ten eighty nine No cap
No on cap No God's shirts win.

1933
02:22:05.000 --> 02:22:07.159
I do like that. I do
want to do that. I wrote,

1934
02:22:07.200 --> 02:22:11.120
I wrote it down. I wrote
it down specific I wrote it down specifically.

1935
02:22:11.200 --> 02:22:16.840
I do like that. So we'll
say about on cap No God is

1936
02:22:16.879 --> 02:22:20.920
such an awesome So yeah, well
we'll probably, like I would imagine,

1937
02:22:20.920 --> 02:22:26.479
early next year, we'll start to
do merch stuff, or at least we'll

1938
02:22:26.479 --> 02:22:31.799
start to figure that stuff out,
get some test some test samples and all

1939
02:22:31.840 --> 02:22:39.159
that stuff. First show to Keep
David featuring Paul Joseph Watson's massive fists Waffle

1940
02:22:39.159 --> 02:22:46.360
punching his ship down, the sink
Drain Gaye Pink Floyd be Like sucking Away

1941
02:22:46.399 --> 02:22:48.639
the Fat Cocks, made up a
Gay Day pre Roz Blake eight nine to

1942
02:22:48.680 --> 02:22:54.920
six, Crypto Scammer and the YouTube
sensation logan Paul winning the United States Champion

1943
02:22:54.920 --> 02:22:58.440
a w w E Crown jewel,
The Slight confusion whether the game you just

1944
02:22:58.520 --> 02:23:05.040
remembered is Dark Void or darktor Hmmm, Dark Void is the jetpack one.

1945
02:23:05.120 --> 02:23:09.719
Dark Sector is the one with the
shirkin. Hmmm. Changed, changed my

1946
02:23:09.920 --> 02:23:16.600
name to Nikky, changed my name
to Niggy Ziggy last week. Just a

1947
02:23:16.639 --> 02:23:18.559
fuck with Chris and at worked.
Thanks for the laughs. Here's my money.

1948
02:23:18.959 --> 02:23:24.000
Hey, Hell yeah, dude.
Little dish Rag I love Little Dishrag

1949
02:23:24.079 --> 02:23:30.479
is a name the chin implant that
Matt Rife built a comedy career off of

1950
02:23:30.559 --> 02:23:35.920
Alaskan oilfield trash, Texas tater salad. I'm so not gay by my homo

1951
02:23:35.040 --> 02:23:43.440
bromance. So I'm doctor. I'm
so not gay by my homo rope romance.

1952
02:23:43.760 --> 02:23:46.440
I'm Doctor Roxo, the rock and
roll clown. I do cocaine,

1953
02:23:46.440 --> 02:23:48.440
Suholk tickle my ass hair as Nicky
Ziggy, the real one. Uh,

1954
02:23:48.600 --> 02:23:54.000
Chris, it's Marcus Baird has an
idea to get you out of the coma.

1955
02:23:54.079 --> 02:23:56.719
Jack's gonna play a matter dragons on
Weep until you wake up. Uh.

1956
02:23:56.959 --> 02:24:01.239
Duck Penis Jackson DuPont, Badly Brave
Huger, Derek duck Hunt, Goliath

1957
02:24:01.239 --> 02:24:03.159
Woyce. I've been denied everything given
my com etherean pagerian hunter Melfis won the

1958
02:24:03.200 --> 02:24:05.760
angriest crowd and joined the view on
the Deaey post from the sixth floor.

1959
02:24:05.760 --> 02:24:16.920
And it's always running out our list. The king of Hatpazardazard Damn, it's

1960
02:24:16.959 --> 02:24:24.799
the king of guy. He's been
supporting the same racist trio of degenerates for

1961
02:24:24.959 --> 02:24:28.760
years. I don't know it sound. He's starting to sound like Barney Barney

1962
02:24:28.799 --> 02:24:35.239
rubble. But wait a little bit. Fuck you, Fred, Fuck you

1963
02:24:35.399 --> 02:24:43.239
too, Bonnie fucking Zipperhead. Stop
Jesus Christ, stop like, just stop

1964
02:24:43.360 --> 02:24:50.760
doing that. I'm gonna burt on
woman's clip. You better not buy my

1965
02:24:50.879 --> 02:25:01.600
wife's clip. Fred, not with
a dinosaur. Absolutely, I'll kill you.

1966
02:25:01.680 --> 02:25:07.760
What a fucking broncho saurus? You
black mother better than I my bronosaurus

1967
02:25:07.159 --> 02:25:16.840
every morning? Just man, all
right, we can't, we can't.

1968
02:25:18.440 --> 02:25:26.280
I'm out of here, my burs
you came already. It was only three.

1969
02:25:28.520 --> 02:25:37.559
I got scared and sneezed. All
right, guys, why is alright?

1970
02:25:39.120 --> 02:25:41.920
Why is Clintie's what here? Alright? We gotta go