Good Friday morning. Everyone. Let's party. We're the down beating. We're
gonna have some fun today. Then a clock press play JJ, I think
you this Morning News eight thirty eight o'clock. I want to drive something here
the phone, which is it motivated by the Floor starring Rob Low at Fox?
I think we're the only three people in the metroplex to watch The Floor.
I've never heard one person mention the Floor other than us three. We
watched it as a joke because they from it forever during the strike. You
know, they do cheap game shows during brighter strikes. By the way,
did they shoot that whole thing in one day? Nothing? Okay, They're
all run the exact same outfits. This conversation one to the last episode,
Yes, like the girl with the pink yeah, big ems with the blue
with a pink eyeshadow or whatever. Did you catch up yet, Danny,
Yeah, I'll finished or I'm up to speed as of last night. So
through last night she's been the exactly They've all been the exact same outfits all
I would imagine days. That's seven episodes in right now, and it seems
like what they may have ten total, Maybe it feels like ten you have
some eliminating to do though. By there's eighty one people and they do eight
matches nothing, they're down to around twenty six. Yeah, ten something like
that. Ten episodes would get you eighty people out of here, and they're
gonna do one episode maybe maybe. The Grand Championship between contestants eighty and eighty
one is an hour long back and forth getting points on different categories. I
don't know it's popular, right or does it get good ratings? Hey,
ratings, we all do the same thing. Okay, it has an eighty
two percent audience score. Okay, so it's seems its quality I do have.
It's gotten to where they do have. Like all game shows on TV,
they and filler, they make a lot of odd production choices, weird
weird cutaways, and they also like we're in episode seven and then the randomizer
hits on someone who you've never seen before, like at all, but it
has it can't hit on someone who has floor pieces, yeah, but it's
has to hit on someone who's never who's not played right yeah, which yeah,
so it makes sense that you've ever seen him before, but there's other
people that you've seen before. But they have cut away to and have clare
ahead and miked up and have gone to a few times, usually the gay
man or the hot woman. Yep, everyone is represented in the floor.
Yeah, one thing. That's absolutely a good thing. But think about it.
If it is shot in one day, and I imagine it's two days,
I would almost imagine the next episode they'll have new outfits on and like
it'll be a two day thing. I feel like Rob b Loow's gotten a
haircut in between since it started, since episode one and where we are now.
No, the gay dude who we haven't seen play yet has been in
that full pink suit the whole time, has he really? Yeah, the
guy with the long hair. Okay, let's let's work this towards Danny.
Here, the tall blonde chick is still wearing the yellow thing like the little
romper. They're all wearing exact same outfits. Yes, and think about it,
that is a long day, okay, But I think it's they've got
to do interviews like the little cut away, Like I have questions what are
those interviews being conducted? You know, when it's like I'm ready to take
on Jillian because I know everything about mice I hate Okay, you know,
what I'm saying. It's like, when does that have a great question?
Because I always yes, Like I watched Big Brother, I Love Big Brother,
went straight from the floor, the selected to play in this game,
and then they cut to them saying I've got to beat Cindy. I have
to beat her and this heads up, this is my whole game. I'm
gonna beat her. Yeah, And it's like, did you do that interview
after she had already lost or after you lost? That's what I'm saying.
So you have to sit there and then the producer has to say, I
need you to relax. Take me back to where you were this morning.
You know what I mean. It's got to be post production, and every
time it happens a roll mies, it's the worst part of the show.
But like practically we all know it's a you know, there's it's a show,
so there's it's edited. But hey, they're selected, they're on the
floor, walk up to the stage and play. We don't have to have
a cutaway. Just too a little too much fodder for me. They could
get ten matches a game in rather than eight. You know what's funny about
this game show too. We used to we used to get in trouble for
this game that we played on the Downbeat morning or afternoon Downbeat called What's that
Sound, where we had effectively just play a sound and the contestant had to
tell us what the sound was. This show could be called what's that picture?
Yes, yeah, dude, yeah, Last shows and it's popular,
okay, But right when they every episode I watch, I'm like, this
is the biggest shark jump or if you want to call it that, like,
this is the stupidest thing. I don't even nate, you don't,
you don't, I don't even say them. Like one of the categories last
show was drinks and they show a cup with water in it and the answer
was water, yeah, milk, orange juice or and there's an orange and
then a cup of orange juice, orange juice. How do you think?
Meal kalata? But and then as soon as you're about to you know,
announce this is the why why am I even watching this? Then they bust
out coladas in a you know, old fashioned like it does get harder at
the other day turkey turkey leg and that was smoked smoked turkey, and the
guy goes turkey turkey leg, smoked Turkey. Think about how if it is
done in one day and I don't again, I imagine it's two maybe three
by the time I get the end of it. I mean, this is
one of the most efficient, cost effective shows ever. Now. They put
a ton of money into the tech and prep and pre pro and the led.
Yes, they could use more colors when they're lighting up the floor,
But if I only get Rob Low for one two days, they're getting a
whole season. They're getting four three months of program out of one or two
days. As long as you plan ahead and knock it out, I feel
like Rob Low needs the work. When he did the lone Star nine to
one one, what's his best What's what's the best thing? Rob Low gave
us parks and right, was he a big star in it? He ended
up being okay. He jumped in at the end of season two in a
cameo and then they brought him and Adam Scott back for season three and he
was good. He's good. He's he's one of the worst characters on the
show, but he's good. He's good at small dose comedy and he's I
think he's great at this, Like he's really good as a game show host.
But boy, you throw that dude into a drama, Olavey, I
don't even like back in the day, what was his Tommy boy? Yeah,
but he was just this. Okay, that's what I'm saying, Like
st Elmo's Fire is that was he in like breakfast Club or one of those
things you're thinking of sat Nolo's Fire? But like, okay, so he's
done. What's that the fire Department show that lone star? Tried to watch
that because we have a buddy, I guess that right or wrote for it.
I tried to watch this show the other night. You know, I'm
all wrapped up in ridiculous. I think I'm done with British crime. I
think I've watched all the good ones. Yeah, there's just one called I
don't know, Big Larry or something, and the premise sounds cool. It's
a it's a police department that's in like Lancolnshire or something in England and they
get this like badass police chief that's run offices in the United States to come
over and fix their murder problem. And I'm like, okay, you get
an American over there, kind of fish out of water. Let's see how
this plays out. But it's just I watched one episode of I didn't even
make it through, like this is awful and Rob Blow's not helping? Was
here? Okay? West Wing? Was he a big Okay? We's the
one five episodes he was good in that though, right, Yeah, I
think so. I never saw I never watched it. But is that what's
his name? Sorkin? Yeah? Yeah, so that's all that real witty,
quick cut conversation, fast paced, you know, where you can just
kind of get away with small doses. Like I said, there's not any
long soliloquy type yeah, dialogue in that where you have to actually, Okay,
The Outsiders is one of his first one. I remember that. That's
probably how he got on the mast. There you go. That's that's good.
Not as good as the book, but pretty good. Did you think
so? I was waiting for everyone to get caught up minor spoiler from the
most recent episode of the Floor, so listen accordingly. But how funny that
we had this almost exact argument, not argument, but conversation a few weeks
ago, and then Semi Hot Girl got eliminated because the category's famous hair,
right Joey, Okay, go ahead, no, and her last celebrity who
what they show like they show hair but the faces blurred out, you know,
so like Jennifer Anis, I'm thought of you. I was waiting for
Don King he was never there. And the last person who they showed was
a blurred out face but clearly hair what's left of it and twenty four inch
pythons of Hulk Hogan and she's like, ahh, I mean show we had
like two or three seconds. Yeah, and you could tell Bell had been
wrong, but she couldn't place the name. She was like twenty three too.
Yeah, the baby and super cocky god. Yeah, and also not
a good strategy player and no terrible, terrible. Once you've acquired twenty seven
of the eighty one pieces of land, you acquired a third of the board,
you're not wasting your time in challenges to get one more piece. Your
challenges should only be for big pieces of land, otherwise you're hanging out.
The strategy is if you retain your field to knowledge, stay always, stay,
always, stay, don't challenge other people on their category. Make everybody
come to you because it's gonna happen eventually. Yeah, Now I risk anything
for Yeah. Limit the amount of times that you can get beat. Let
them cannibalize each other out there on the floor. She chose and it ended
up working because she won. But she took on that old guy who his
area of expertise was space, and she beat him, but also thought like
he was getting way harder questions, Right, there's a lot of you win
by just getting lucky and waiting for the wind to fall in your lap.
Now pacing, she was where she was good and watch she could win because
she answered fast. She had she had a quick came. Or there's a
couple, a couple of guys went out there. When one guy's major stoner,
you can tell it, dog, Yeah, extra two seconds every time,
kat, What about the guy that got fruit for the category and the
first one comes up and he goes but none. No, it's like that
took five seconds, bro. Seriously, he was real cocky when it was
banana, apple and orange. But when pomegranate hit? Oh god, okay,
what about Angie? Oh god, Angie? She ended up. She's
the one I think beat she beat. Uh, Joey, ain't she beating?
Don't know? It doesn't matter. She is, you mean the former
the former beauty queen. The way the show works is forty five seconds they're
showing and you're going back and forth. But every time it's your turn,
the clock starts. You have forty five seconds. You want to answer fast.
And Angie just stood there for like ten seconds. It was ten seconds.
It was like, does she think it's the other person? Yeah,
because she kept looking at her. What was that on Farah Fawcett? No,
it wasn't remember the that might have been the one famous hair lesbian young
lady. Yeah, I was it was fir Fawcet because it was a good
ten seconds and then she got it right. No, nobody got Fara Fawcet
or that was Joey's. That was joe Joey didn't nobody got Fara Faucet because
remember robb Loow at the INCID. I couldn't believe you didn't get farafacet Even
I had Fara Faucet's hair back in the day. I don't know. I
just passed on it around. She waited ten seconds and got it. Whatever,
It doesn't matter because I was like, why I thought she thought it
was the other girl's turn too. I was like, was that what happened?
Okay? Go oh wait? And then I'm like, oh, she
got it all right, she got it. The clock went down so far
and then she kep winning. Weird. Yeah, she thought it was the
other girl's turn. I'm telling you right now. Though, the Joey we
will see her again in television. Is that the semi hot Yeah, yeah,
in television. Yeah, there's a producer out there that liked her.
Okay, she's sassy, very sassy, very cocky. She'll be on some
Big Brother anything. And she's very young. We'll see her again. Very
yellow teeth. And one thing I've no note as a ficionado of reality television,
your teeth are almost the most important thing. Watch almost any every reality
show. Good teeth, straight, white, clean teeth, well coming up
at six thirty, and the most important thing in the world. Teeth.
He's Kevin, this is that phrase when you said it's gonna be used that
way. Teeth. Don't look at me like that. She's not gonna be
seen again on television. I gotta goyear. But he makes a decent point.
You know, if she was, she was the lightning rod of the
show. No doubt, everybody hated her guts everybody because let's not discount the
lack of personality that she has given us with the contestants, which, by
the way, go up there and do your job, you know, go
up there win, so you don't. I don't need fodder. I need
I need more realness out of this game. I love it. I think
it's one of the greatest game shows of all time already, and doo mean
that it's the Baseball of game shows because you have an hour and if you're
fast forwarding it, then maybe it's forty five minutes, maybe maybe forty five
minutes, but there's about ten minutes. No, no, there's literally about
eight to ten minutes of action, but you're still there and the ambiance is
good, and maybe you're eating a hot dog while you watch it. It's
the Baseball of game shows. Nobody is eating hot dogs unless they're watching baseball.
Nobody. I agree. That was not the I get an email that
has all the MAVs games specials. I know for whatever reason. I think
it's because I get to get to MAVs game one time and they give you
the app. I just need to unsubscribe. Really, it's American Airline Center
thing email that it's like our Valentine's Day special for tonight and it was it
was like a dog brito or something. I'm not gonna be having that,
you know, or eating there. But you know, when is the last
time either one of you went home and thought, you know what dinner tonight?
Hot dogs? I mean I had some bronze a few weeks ago,
okyj. You just make a hot dog at the house for dinner, I
mean a chili dog. Tell me you don't microwave it, No, you
s somebody in the oven or boil it. Boil it. Yeah, all
every once every six months, maybe I'll get a craven for a a cheese
dog, but you make it at home. Yeah, I boil the hot
dog, you do. I like a nice boiled hot dog, yes,
And then toast American chees American cheese broken in half, one half on each
side of the barn with a slight overlap. Toasts that gently hot dog into
the beese dog. Yeah, because I'll get a weird craving. Same thing
every six months. I'll go get some cereal. I'll get Lucky Charms and
it's one like semi healthy cereal and a half gallon of milk, and I'll
eat it over one or two days and then that's elk milk. You're going
through your biannually toddler face. Yeah, hot dogs and cereal they don't happen
at the same time, thankfully, maybe tonight my dogs in cereal for Dinnyoff.
But when you roll into doctor Agerwall's office once a year, he just
looks at you and just goes, Jesus, Mikey Pikey, stop everything,
Jesus, what's been on your diet? This in your cholesterol levels or you
know the border line? What would you have for this? Well? I
ate a lot of Lucky charms and hot dogs, doctor. Lucky charms are
great. They are credible, you know, because marshmallows are great. I
don't even know if I like mark arms without the marshmallow. No, yeah,
yeah, kick wheat some weeks count chocolate is number one. Bro.
You know what, give me mooberries, booberries, get it right, get
your monster cereals right? Does Malcolm eat a bunch of cereal? Never?
Really? So you have never had a bowl of cereal with milk, And
you said that Yesterday's never had McDonald's. He's never had cereal, never had
cereals teeth Huh, he's got all the teeth. Uh yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, he's got all of his baby teeth. What does he
not have and what does he eat? Yeah? What is he not?
Like? Is there an actor? And you said you never had a soda?
No, I never had a I think this is great, but I
think it's odd. I just think once you break the seal on those things,
those those foods are are designed to be addictive. Yeah you know,
and so once they try it once, they're gonna want it again. It's
like crack. And I just I want to prolong that as long as possible.
I think that's genius. Like it's for breakfast. He loves protein,
like he eats bacon, turkey, bacon. He like you know what he
likes to eat for breakfast, Uh, frozen waffles with almond butter on him,
no syrup. It just eats those like that's good because he doesn't and
fruit he doesn't know syrup exist. No, No, he likes his syrup
on his pancakes. But he likes fruit. Loves fruit and bacon. Bacon
is good for sheet code of everything. Fruit is natural candy. Yeah,
they basically it's delicious. It truly is vegetables questionable vegetables kind of suck.
Vegetables do suck for the most part, You don't you have to trick them
up. Yeah, just roast them and put some salt on them. They're
great, all of them. No, they're not. A dude, I'm
pushing fifty and I don't have I don't really one vegetable that I enjoy.
I mean corn, you know, of course you hate corn. You hate
corn. I don't like corn, Kevin, I know it's weird. What's
your favorite vegetables? I mean, okay, if well, you know,
like I don't know what else. Well, you know, like when russels
sprouts are like at the restaurant, russels sprouts are done right, you know,
you like, but then you're like, that's not healthy. What oh
when they put a bunch of oil and all that on there, and yeah,
they trick them up tootle seasoning. But that's that's like good olive oils
are not out for you. The bell pepper is my go to, but
I find ways to you know, basically, you turn the bell pepper into
bread and then you've replaced bread. I can't think of a vegetable that I
don't like. From Mexico, you like tofu love it. What did you
just say? You can't think of what you have vegetable that I don't like?
Is that right? Grape leaves sure? Wrapped around rice? Those what
are they? The dolmas? Yea Mediterranean restaurants amazing. That's I wish.
I wish I was like you same, But because I know, I know
you're not lying. You know what we talk about going to the little Mediterranean
chipotle called Cava I bet. Probably seventy five percent of the time that I
go, I get the vegetable option. Like when you get your base with
the rice or lentils and arugula or whatever greens you want, and you have
your protein options, it's like whatever, lamb, meatballs, chicken, shredded
whatever, and then they have roasted vegetables, like I just want all of
that, and it's like zo, it's so good. It's like carrots and
Brussels sprouts, spinach and other stuff. Call flowers great, I actually do.
I actually like caulflower if also done right, maybe like a pizza crust,
yeah yeah, and caulflower crusted cream pie. Maybe you do roasted the
lemon lemon juice on it. Maybe cauliflower steaks where you get the big thing
and you cut a portion of it and it's like, you know, seven
eight inches in diameter, and you roast that. It's so good. No,
they had those damn cauliflower sandwiches up here a couple of weeks ago.
Yeah, and I didn't, and they were really good deep fried cauliflower.
I mean, you're kind of defeating the purpose, but they're still good.
You don't like corn. I like corn on the cob. Okay, that's
yeah, that's but I like corn like a bowl. You don't like corn
off the cob. I like corn like kernel ough. Yeah, but you
like corn on the cob, Yeah, because you can trick it up again
butter salt and put a little ott Tony's or maybe you get a little Cavenders
on there. Cavenders. Yeah. I don't like a lote. Yeah,
you like a lote? Right? Not really? Really? Yeah, I
get it. I agree. I only get the butter cream cons. I
don't creamy. I don't need mayonnaise and anything corn cream corn yuck. Does
anybody love cream corn? No? I don't. I mean, you know
some people do. Food is that's the thing. People foods and nothing that
people like. Sometimes you like fight over and stuff or people just kind of
like what they like man cream corn though, that's like in the family of
fruitcake. It's crap that they serve for all the big meals and it just
sits there, fruitcakes up there with things that I don't think I've ever had.
Until a few years ago, Like I didn't even know if that I
had never seen a fruitcake. And then a few years ago they brought some
up from that famous place down south. It's I don't like a fruitcake place.
Oh yeah, down the street you know talking about and like near Austin
or something around the street bakery is yeah, And now with all the signs,
yeah yeah, How did you live in the South for as long as
you did and never be exposed to fruitcake? Yeah? Weird. That's a
big, dense log of nonsense. It shows up once a year. I
mean i've had fruitcake either. The first twenty years of my life were pretty
sheltered. Yeah. He was chained to his bunk bed and yelled at and
told he would never amountain anything in Black Snake Moon brand Black Snake Moon every
week you did it first. I know, Black Snake It's a great movie.
I think I don't even knowler really hot, but also unfortunately chained to
a bed, which is not not good. Yes, yes, well,
anyway, the point of the chair if you're gonna yeah, if you're gonna
be chained to the bed, you better win an oscar misery. Yeah.
So the point of all of this discussion the floor talk corn is eight o'clock
in the chair. Cost situation, that's the chair, the phone, the
phone, and the phone is we will activate the randomizer. And I went
ahead and did this of a Facebook post and have screened the people. So
have people who think they can beat me. We're gonna way two pairs of
tickets to see the Dave Matthews band today and that would be my area of
expertise. So two people are gonna take me on in like a one second
challenge type thing, head to head. But then there were some other bands
that people wanted to get in on and they'll be competing as well. Were
going to have a Penta man and Nirvana man's two two guy. There might
be this r EM guy who knows he's the alternate and they claim that they
can name all these songs in one second. Yes, okay, super fans
of these bands like this and we're kind of gonna do the what the the
Jack White viral video wh he was able to name like forty Beatles songs by
hearing one second of them, just rapid fire. So we've got one second
clips of a bunch of songs from these artists. So if Pantera guy shows
up his challenges, you get ten tunes. Yeah, and we'll play one
second clips and see how they do. If he gets six and then the
Nirvana guy gets seven, then the Nirvana guy is going to the Dave Matthews
Trend concert, which, weirdly, all of these people are like, oh
yeah, I love to go right wants to go to I mean the Pantera
guy back, I was like, I wouldn't think you would want to go
to THEA He goes, no way, Man, Satellite changed my life.
Yeah. So so those are all individual challenges, but you are going head
to head with someone. I have two guys, Ross and Ben are their
names. So I have two guys. I'll go head to head, and
I guess whoever does best against me? Is I dominate the foe on both
of them. I've never seen anybody more confident going into a game show than
Kevin, he says he can name all of them, every Dave Matth song
from every studio recording and once they had one second and he will be able
to identify the title. Really tough, but I think there's like a one
to five percent margin of error. Seriously, I got some tough Oh if
you got doozies for me, that might be tough because I might be I
could be sleeping on something too. It's fair and balance. I told the
guys to Ross and Ben, I said, do not study. I won't
be studying. Sir Roy's picking them. I believe in authenticity when it comes
to these game show rules. Oh it's not game show, it's a giveaway
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