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Good Friday morning. Everyone. Let's
party. We're the down beating. We're

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gonna have some fun today. Then
a clock press play JJ, I think

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you this Morning News eight thirty eight
o'clock. I want to drive something here

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the phone, which is it motivated
by the Floor starring Rob Low at Fox?

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I think we're the only three people
in the metroplex to watch The Floor.

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I've never heard one person mention the
Floor other than us three. We

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watched it as a joke because they
from it forever during the strike. You

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know, they do cheap game shows
during brighter strikes. By the way,

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did they shoot that whole thing in
one day? Nothing? Okay, They're

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all run the exact same outfits.
This conversation one to the last episode,

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Yes, like the girl with the
pink yeah, big ems with the blue

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with a pink eyeshadow or whatever.
Did you catch up yet, Danny,

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Yeah, I'll finished or I'm up
to speed as of last night. So

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through last night she's been the exactly
They've all been the exact same outfits all

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I would imagine days. That's seven
episodes in right now, and it seems

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like what they may have ten total, Maybe it feels like ten you have

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some eliminating to do though. By
there's eighty one people and they do eight

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matches nothing, they're down to around
twenty six. Yeah, ten something like

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that. Ten episodes would get you
eighty people out of here, and they're

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gonna do one episode maybe maybe.
The Grand Championship between contestants eighty and eighty

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one is an hour long back and
forth getting points on different categories. I

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don't know it's popular, right or
does it get good ratings? Hey,

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ratings, we all do the same
thing. Okay, it has an eighty

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two percent audience score. Okay,
so it's seems its quality I do have.

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It's gotten to where they do have. Like all game shows on TV,

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they and filler, they make a
lot of odd production choices, weird

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weird cutaways, and they also like
we're in episode seven and then the randomizer

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hits on someone who you've never seen
before, like at all, but it

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has it can't hit on someone who
has floor pieces, yeah, but it's

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has to hit on someone who's never
who's not played right yeah, which yeah,

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so it makes sense that you've ever
seen him before, but there's other

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people that you've seen before. But
they have cut away to and have clare

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ahead and miked up and have gone
to a few times, usually the gay

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man or the hot woman. Yep, everyone is represented in the floor.

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Yeah, one thing. That's absolutely
a good thing. But think about it.

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If it is shot in one day, and I imagine it's two days,

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I would almost imagine the next episode
they'll have new outfits on and like

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it'll be a two day thing.
I feel like Rob b Loow's gotten a

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haircut in between since it started,
since episode one and where we are now.

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No, the gay dude who we
haven't seen play yet has been in

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that full pink suit the whole time, has he really? Yeah, the

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guy with the long hair. Okay, let's let's work this towards Danny.

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Here, the tall blonde chick is
still wearing the yellow thing like the little

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romper. They're all wearing exact same
outfits. Yes, and think about it,

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that is a long day, okay, But I think it's they've got

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to do interviews like the little cut
away, Like I have questions what are

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those interviews being conducted? You know, when it's like I'm ready to take

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on Jillian because I know everything about
mice I hate Okay, you know,

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what I'm saying. It's like,
when does that have a great question?

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Because I always yes, Like I
watched Big Brother, I Love Big Brother,

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went straight from the floor, the
selected to play in this game,

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and then they cut to them saying
I've got to beat Cindy. I have

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to beat her and this heads up, this is my whole game. I'm

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gonna beat her. Yeah, And
it's like, did you do that interview

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after she had already lost or after
you lost? That's what I'm saying.

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So you have to sit there and
then the producer has to say, I

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need you to relax. Take me
back to where you were this morning.

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You know what I mean. It's
got to be post production, and every

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time it happens a roll mies,
it's the worst part of the show.

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But like practically we all know it's
a you know, there's it's a show,

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so there's it's edited. But hey, they're selected, they're on the

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floor, walk up to the stage
and play. We don't have to have

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a cutaway. Just too a little
too much fodder for me. They could

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get ten matches a game in rather
than eight. You know what's funny about

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this game show too. We used
to we used to get in trouble for

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this game that we played on the
Downbeat morning or afternoon Downbeat called What's that

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Sound, where we had effectively just
play a sound and the contestant had to

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tell us what the sound was.
This show could be called what's that picture?

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Yes, yeah, dude, yeah, Last shows and it's popular,

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okay, But right when they every
episode I watch, I'm like, this

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is the biggest shark jump or if
you want to call it that, like,

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this is the stupidest thing. I
don't even nate, you don't,

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you don't, I don't even say
them. Like one of the categories last

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show was drinks and they show a
cup with water in it and the answer

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was water, yeah, milk,
orange juice or and there's an orange and

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then a cup of orange juice,
orange juice. How do you think?

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Meal kalata? But and then as
soon as you're about to you know,

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announce this is the why why am
I even watching this? Then they bust

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out coladas in a you know,
old fashioned like it does get harder at

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the other day turkey turkey leg and
that was smoked smoked turkey, and the

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guy goes turkey turkey leg, smoked
Turkey. Think about how if it is

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done in one day and I don't
again, I imagine it's two maybe three

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by the time I get the end
of it. I mean, this is

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one of the most efficient, cost
effective shows ever. Now. They put

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a ton of money into the tech
and prep and pre pro and the led.

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Yes, they could use more colors
when they're lighting up the floor,

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But if I only get Rob Low
for one two days, they're getting a

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whole season. They're getting four three
months of program out of one or two

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days. As long as you plan
ahead and knock it out, I feel

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like Rob Low needs the work.
When he did the lone Star nine to

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one one, what's his best What's
what's the best thing? Rob Low gave

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us parks and right, was he
a big star in it? He ended

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up being okay. He jumped in
at the end of season two in a

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cameo and then they brought him and
Adam Scott back for season three and he

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was good. He's good. He's
he's one of the worst characters on the

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show, but he's good. He's
good at small dose comedy and he's I

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think he's great at this, Like
he's really good as a game show host.

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But boy, you throw that dude
into a drama, Olavey, I

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don't even like back in the day, what was his Tommy boy? Yeah,

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but he was just this. Okay, that's what I'm saying, Like

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st Elmo's Fire is that was he
in like breakfast Club or one of those

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things you're thinking of sat Nolo's Fire? But like, okay, so he's

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done. What's that the fire Department
show that lone star? Tried to watch

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that because we have a buddy,
I guess that right or wrote for it.

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I tried to watch this show the
other night. You know, I'm

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all wrapped up in ridiculous. I
think I'm done with British crime. I

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think I've watched all the good ones. Yeah, there's just one called I

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don't know, Big Larry or something, and the premise sounds cool. It's

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a it's a police department that's in
like Lancolnshire or something in England and they

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get this like badass police chief that's
run offices in the United States to come

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over and fix their murder problem.
And I'm like, okay, you get

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an American over there, kind of
fish out of water. Let's see how

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this plays out. But it's just
I watched one episode of I didn't even

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make it through, like this is
awful and Rob Blow's not helping? Was

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here? Okay? West Wing?
Was he a big Okay? We's the

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one five episodes he was good in
that though, right, Yeah, I

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think so. I never saw I
never watched it. But is that what's

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his name? Sorkin? Yeah?
Yeah, so that's all that real witty,

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quick cut conversation, fast paced,
you know, where you can just

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kind of get away with small doses. Like I said, there's not any

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long soliloquy type yeah, dialogue in
that where you have to actually, Okay,

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The Outsiders is one of his first
one. I remember that. That's

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probably how he got on the mast. There you go. That's that's good.

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Not as good as the book,
but pretty good. Did you think

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so? I was waiting for everyone
to get caught up minor spoiler from the

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most recent episode of the Floor,
so listen accordingly. But how funny that

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we had this almost exact argument,
not argument, but conversation a few weeks

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ago, and then Semi Hot Girl
got eliminated because the category's famous hair,

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right Joey, Okay, go ahead, no, and her last celebrity who

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what they show like they show hair
but the faces blurred out, you know,

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so like Jennifer Anis, I'm thought
of you. I was waiting for

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Don King he was never there.
And the last person who they showed was

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a blurred out face but clearly hair
what's left of it and twenty four inch

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pythons of Hulk Hogan and she's like, ahh, I mean show we had

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like two or three seconds. Yeah, and you could tell Bell had been

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wrong, but she couldn't place the
name. She was like twenty three too.

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Yeah, the baby and super cocky
god. Yeah, and also not

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a good strategy player and no terrible, terrible. Once you've acquired twenty seven

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of the eighty one pieces of land, you acquired a third of the board,

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you're not wasting your time in challenges
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challenges should only be for big pieces
of land, otherwise you're hanging out.

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The strategy is if you retain your
field to knowledge, stay always, stay,

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always, stay, don't challenge other
people on their category. Make everybody

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come to you because it's gonna happen
eventually. Yeah, Now I risk anything

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for Yeah. Limit the amount of
times that you can get beat. Let

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them cannibalize each other out there on
the floor. She chose and it ended

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up working because she won. But
she took on that old guy who his

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area of expertise was space, and
she beat him, but also thought like

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he was getting way harder questions,
Right, there's a lot of you win

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by just getting lucky and waiting for
the wind to fall in your lap.

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Now pacing, she was where she
was good and watch she could win because

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she answered fast. She had she
had a quick came. Or there's a

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couple, a couple of guys went
out there. When one guy's major stoner,

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you can tell it, dog,
Yeah, extra two seconds every time,

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kat, What about the guy that
got fruit for the category and the

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first one comes up and he goes
but none. No, it's like that

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took five seconds, bro. Seriously, he was real cocky when it was

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banana, apple and orange. But
when pomegranate hit? Oh god, okay,

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what about Angie? Oh god,
Angie? She ended up. She's

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the one I think beat she beat. Uh, Joey, ain't she beating?

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Don't know? It doesn't matter.
She is, you mean the former

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the former beauty queen. The way
the show works is forty five seconds they're

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showing and you're going back and forth. But every time it's your turn,

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the clock starts. You have forty
five seconds. You want to answer fast.

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And Angie just stood there for like
ten seconds. It was ten seconds.

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It was like, does she think
it's the other person? Yeah,

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because she kept looking at her.
What was that on Farah Fawcett? No,

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it wasn't remember the that might have
been the one famous hair lesbian young

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lady. Yeah, I was it
was fir Fawcet because it was a good

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ten seconds and then she got it
right. No, nobody got Fara Fawcet

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or that was Joey's. That was
joe Joey didn't nobody got Fara Faucet because

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remember robb Loow at the INCID.
I couldn't believe you didn't get farafacet Even

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I had Fara Faucet's hair back in
the day. I don't know. I

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just passed on it around. She
waited ten seconds and got it. Whatever,

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It doesn't matter because I was like, why I thought she thought it

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was the other girl's turn too.
I was like, was that what happened?

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Okay? Go oh wait? And
then I'm like, oh, she

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got it all right, she got
it. The clock went down so far

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and then she kep winning. Weird. Yeah, she thought it was the

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other girl's turn. I'm telling you
right now. Though, the Joey we

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will see her again in television.
Is that the semi hot Yeah, yeah,

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in television. Yeah, there's a
producer out there that liked her.

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Okay, she's sassy, very sassy, very cocky. She'll be on some

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Big Brother anything. And she's very
young. We'll see her again. Very

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yellow teeth. And one thing I've
no note as a ficionado of reality television,

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your teeth are almost the most important
thing. Watch almost any every reality

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show. Good teeth, straight,
white, clean teeth, well coming up

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at six thirty, and the most
important thing in the world. Teeth.

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He's Kevin, this is that phrase
when you said it's gonna be used that

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way. Teeth. Don't look at
me like that. She's not gonna be

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seen again on television. I gotta
goyear. But he makes a decent point.

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You know, if she was,
she was the lightning rod of the

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show. No doubt, everybody hated
her guts everybody because let's not discount the

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lack of personality that she has given
us with the contestants, which, by

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the way, go up there and
do your job, you know, go

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up there win, so you don't. I don't need fodder. I need

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I need more realness out of this
game. I love it. I think

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it's one of the greatest game shows
of all time already, and doo mean

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that it's the Baseball of game shows
because you have an hour and if you're

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fast forwarding it, then maybe it's
forty five minutes, maybe maybe forty five

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minutes, but there's about ten minutes. No, no, there's literally about

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eight to ten minutes of action,
but you're still there and the ambiance is

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good, and maybe you're eating a
hot dog while you watch it. It's

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the Baseball of game shows. Nobody
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Nobody. I agree. That was
not the I get an email that

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has all the MAVs games specials.
I know for whatever reason. I think

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it's because I get to get to
MAVs game one time and they give you

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the app. I just need to
unsubscribe. Really, it's American Airline Center

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thing email that it's like our Valentine's
Day special for tonight and it was it

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was like a dog brito or something. I'm not gonna be having that,

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you know, or eating there.
But you know, when is the last

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time either one of you went home
and thought, you know what dinner tonight?

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Hot dogs? I mean I had
some bronze a few weeks ago,

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okyj. You just make a hot
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mean a chili dog. Tell me
you don't microwave it, No, you

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s somebody in the oven or boil
it. Boil it. Yeah, all

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every once every six months, maybe
I'll get a craven for a a cheese

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dog, but you make it at
home. Yeah, I boil the hot

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dog, you do. I like
a nice boiled hot dog, yes,

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And then toast American chees American cheese
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side of the barn with a slight
overlap. Toasts that gently hot dog into

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the beese dog. Yeah, because
I'll get a weird craving. Same thing

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every six months. I'll go get
some cereal. I'll get Lucky Charms and

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it's one like semi healthy cereal and
a half gallon of milk, and I'll

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eat it over one or two days
and then that's elk milk. You're going

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through your biannually toddler face. Yeah, hot dogs and cereal they don't happen

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at the same time, thankfully,
maybe tonight my dogs in cereal for Dinnyoff.

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But when you roll into doctor Agerwall's
office once a year, he just

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looks at you and just goes,
Jesus, Mikey Pikey, stop everything,

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Jesus, what's been on your diet? This in your cholesterol levels or you

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know the border line? What would
you have for this? Well? I

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ate a lot of Lucky charms and
hot dogs, doctor. Lucky charms are

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great. They are credible, you
know, because marshmallows are great. I

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don't even know if I like mark
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yeah, kick wheat some weeks count
chocolate is number one. Bro.

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You know what, give me mooberries, booberries, get it right, get

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your monster cereals right? Does Malcolm
eat a bunch of cereal? Never?

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Really? So you have never had
a bowl of cereal with milk, And

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you said that Yesterday's never had McDonald's. He's never had cereal, never had

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cereals teeth Huh, he's got all
the teeth. Uh yeah, yeah,

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yeah, yeah, he's got all
of his baby teeth. What does he

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not have and what does he eat? Yeah? What is he not?

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Like? Is there an actor?
And you said you never had a soda?

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No, I never had a I
think this is great, but I

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think it's odd. I just think
once you break the seal on those things,

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those those foods are are designed to
be addictive. Yeah you know,

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and so once they try it once, they're gonna want it again. It's

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like crack. And I just I
want to prolong that as long as possible.

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I think that's genius. Like it's
for breakfast. He loves protein,

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like he eats bacon, turkey,
bacon. He like you know what he

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likes to eat for breakfast, Uh, frozen waffles with almond butter on him,

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no syrup. It just eats those
like that's good because he doesn't and

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fruit he doesn't know syrup exist.
No, No, he likes his syrup

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on his pancakes. But he likes
fruit. Loves fruit and bacon. Bacon

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is good for sheet code of everything. Fruit is natural candy. Yeah,

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they basically it's delicious. It truly
is vegetables questionable vegetables kind of suck.

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Vegetables do suck for the most part, You don't you have to trick them

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up. Yeah, just roast them
and put some salt on them. They're

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great, all of them. No, they're not. A dude, I'm

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pushing fifty and I don't have I
don't really one vegetable that I enjoy.

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I mean corn, you know,
of course you hate corn. You hate

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corn. I don't like corn,
Kevin, I know it's weird. What's

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your favorite vegetables? I mean,
okay, if well, you know,

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like I don't know what else.
Well, you know, like when russels

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sprouts are like at the restaurant,
russels sprouts are done right, you know,

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you like, but then you're like, that's not healthy. What oh

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when they put a bunch of oil
and all that on there, and yeah,

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they trick them up tootle seasoning.
But that's that's like good olive oils

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are not out for you. The
bell pepper is my go to, but

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I find ways to you know,
basically, you turn the bell pepper into

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bread and then you've replaced bread.
I can't think of a vegetable that I

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don't like. From Mexico, you
like tofu love it. What did you

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just say? You can't think of
what you have vegetable that I don't like?

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Is that right? Grape leaves sure? Wrapped around rice? Those what

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are they? The dolmas? Yea
Mediterranean restaurants amazing. That's I wish.

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I wish I was like you same, But because I know, I know

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you're not lying. You know what
we talk about going to the little Mediterranean

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chipotle called Cava I bet. Probably
seventy five percent of the time that I

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go, I get the vegetable option. Like when you get your base with

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the rice or lentils and arugula or
whatever greens you want, and you have

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your protein options, it's like whatever, lamb, meatballs, chicken, shredded

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whatever, and then they have roasted
vegetables, like I just want all of

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that, and it's like zo,
it's so good. It's like carrots and

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Brussels sprouts, spinach and other stuff. Call flowers great, I actually do.

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I actually like caulflower if also done
right, maybe like a pizza crust,

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yeah yeah, and caulflower crusted cream
pie. Maybe you do roasted the

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lemon lemon juice on it. Maybe
cauliflower steaks where you get the big thing

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and you cut a portion of it
and it's like, you know, seven

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eight inches in diameter, and you
roast that. It's so good. No,

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they had those damn cauliflower sandwiches up
here a couple of weeks ago.

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Yeah, and I didn't, and
they were really good deep fried cauliflower.

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I mean, you're kind of defeating
the purpose, but they're still good.

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You don't like corn. I like
corn on the cob. Okay, that's

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yeah, that's but I like corn
like a bowl. You don't like corn

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off the cob. I like corn
like kernel ough. Yeah, but you

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like corn on the cob, Yeah, because you can trick it up again

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butter salt and put a little ott
Tony's or maybe you get a little Cavenders

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on there. Cavenders. Yeah.
I don't like a lote. Yeah,

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you like a lote? Right?
Not really? Really? Yeah, I

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get it. I agree. I
only get the butter cream cons. I

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don't creamy. I don't need mayonnaise
and anything corn cream corn yuck. Does

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anybody love cream corn? No?
I don't. I mean, you know

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some people do. Food is that's
the thing. People foods and nothing that

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people like. Sometimes you like fight
over and stuff or people just kind of

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like what they like man cream corn
though, that's like in the family of

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fruitcake. It's crap that they serve
for all the big meals and it just

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sits there, fruitcakes up there with
things that I don't think I've ever had.

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Until a few years ago, Like
I didn't even know if that I

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had never seen a fruitcake. And
then a few years ago they brought some

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up from that famous place down south. It's I don't like a fruitcake place.

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Oh yeah, down the street you
know talking about and like near Austin

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or something around the street bakery is
yeah, And now with all the signs,

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yeah yeah, How did you live
in the South for as long as

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you did and never be exposed to
fruitcake? Yeah? Weird. That's a

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big, dense log of nonsense.
It shows up once a year. I

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mean i've had fruitcake either. The
first twenty years of my life were pretty

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sheltered. Yeah. He was chained
to his bunk bed and yelled at and

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told he would never amountain anything in
Black Snake Moon brand Black Snake Moon every

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week you did it first. I
know, Black Snake It's a great movie.

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I think I don't even knowler really
hot, but also unfortunately chained to

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a bed, which is not not
good. Yes, yes, well,

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anyway, the point of the chair
if you're gonna yeah, if you're gonna

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be chained to the bed, you
better win an oscar misery. Yeah.

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So the point of all of this
discussion the floor talk corn is eight o'clock

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in the chair. Cost situation,
that's the chair, the phone, the

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phone, and the phone is we
will activate the randomizer. And I went

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ahead and did this of a Facebook
post and have screened the people. So

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have people who think they can beat
me. We're gonna way two pairs of

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tickets to see the Dave Matthews band
today and that would be my area of

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expertise. So two people are gonna
take me on in like a one second

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challenge type thing, head to head. But then there were some other bands

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that people wanted to get in on
and they'll be competing as well. Were

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going to have a Penta man and
Nirvana man's two two guy. There might

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be this r EM guy who knows
he's the alternate and they claim that they

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can name all these songs in one
second. Yes, okay, super fans

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of these bands like this and we're
kind of gonna do the what the the

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Jack White viral video wh he was
able to name like forty Beatles songs by

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hearing one second of them, just
rapid fire. So we've got one second

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clips of a bunch of songs from
these artists. So if Pantera guy shows

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up his challenges, you get ten
tunes. Yeah, and we'll play one

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second clips and see how they do. If he gets six and then the

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Nirvana guy gets seven, then the
Nirvana guy is going to the Dave Matthews

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Trend concert, which, weirdly,
all of these people are like, oh

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yeah, I love to go right
wants to go to I mean the Pantera

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guy back, I was like,
I wouldn't think you would want to go

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to THEA He goes, no way, Man, Satellite changed my life.

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Yeah. So so those are all
individual challenges, but you are going head

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to head with someone. I have
two guys, Ross and Ben are their

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names. So I have two guys. I'll go head to head, and

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I guess whoever does best against me? Is I dominate the foe on both

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of them. I've never seen anybody
more confident going into a game show than

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Kevin, he says he can name
all of them, every Dave Matth song

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from every studio recording and once they
had one second and he will be able

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to identify the title. Really tough, but I think there's like a one

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to five percent margin of error.
Seriously, I got some tough Oh if

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you got doozies for me, that
might be tough because I might be I

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could be sleeping on something too.
It's fair and balance. I told the

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guys to Ross and Ben, I
said, do not study. I won't

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be studying. Sir Roy's picking them. I believe in authenticity when it comes

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to these game show rules. Oh
it's not game show, it's a giveaway

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