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and I' m wearing tatus ok. I' ve been saying no all
my life, but there' s a point that status is getting to me.
You know, he sees them ink weighs, and I started carrying my
first Moor around at Comedy Central. The tattoos around here, look, they
' re coming down, they' re coming down, that is, they
' re weighing. I' ve got the eggs full of ink for a
calamats and it gives. From now on, I' m gonna change and
I' m gonna start by saying good night. I' m a T
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T- T. You applaud good. Thanks for those applause I don'
t need. I say it with humility, not because I want to laugh,
laugh, laugh, I' m a comedian. You know no Laughter,
risa, risa I' m a little sweaty in applause. I don
' t always say I was on my dick, but it' s true.
From here you don' t see it if you go up here there
' s a pool already sweaty. I want to laugh. Sometimes you humor
me that make a joke and people applaud, but without laughing the blah,
blah I say and laughter inside. I' m busting my ass on the
inside. I mean, I want laugh, basic laugh. You understand me
ha ha ha. What good is the applause, for it only serves me,
for look. That five- ten- second round of applause. Or
it' s the five seconds I take advantage of. Damn it, a
little thing to soak my hero' s commissar. Hey there, fuck,
stop it, it' s braking, it' s lopaje, it'
s ice and I don' t always explain it because of course it doesn
' t seem like it. There' s people here that' s a
wiki I don' t know what. Brake. Hey, I know it
doesn' t look like it, but there' s a lot of drinks
that aren' t what they look like. You know how I get in
there that I know aquaria was made for the aquarium, so that energy,
drink, energy, uh, uh, there' s strength, strength and
it' s used for diarrhea. Fuck, even the doctors, not the
doctors themselves, gastro enteritis, drinking aquarium and I' m going to burn
my ass to shit, because you didn' t get it. Gripolla,
hey you, you find a friend down the street where you go with a
bottle of aquarium to run for a run and I' m shitting myself.
You understand me not and I happen to be with the braker. I'
m a coach, so in case he caught a you know uh, imagine
and then huff and uh and with a relapse you shit eh a flu ah
you got it. I didn' t do anything. The flu a cold
doesn' t matter you understand me not a topic, for I take the
braking and the fucking flu and eye that is the normal flu, because a
few years ago you don' t remember like a flu that eh well,
ah uh, the flu ah you save people shelter to my God the flu.
That' s where we' re going to die the epidemic at the
end of the world Walking Dead, my God, he' s got this
bathroom, uh, he' s got some fucking shit, really the flu
was invented next to the doctor. I have the flu so what symptoms it
has or because uf I' m with aquarium. Imagine good play that I
smell diarrhea bombmito nausea diarrhea that I shit that hurts my ass already from shitting
and everything, because it has the flu. Point they called the flu because
a faggot was diagnosed. You have the flu, and that' s where
I know it was. I don' t know that half the people.
I thought you were too dumb, uh, in the middle and the other
half came to Wipedia' s fluppear house. So, then, that'
s why I take it, because the Frenadolf who also, because it goes
well for or something that came to me did not, do not look,
did not come. I' ve come to see you listen to me well
if babies have something cold and drink in a space, I don' t
know what the hell happens to the human body. See, he' s
going to his fucking pot, that' s the brain, he doesn'
t match up well with the orders on the frenzy nerve. You know,
I was gonna go to her fucking pot, or you' re drinking something
cold and your eye hurts standing up, and you' d have to hurt
your throat, not clugi club, and, uh, but why would you
know that? But they will be optical nerio. You know the longest one
I' ve ever laid a foot in his ass and gave eyes. You
know no, and it' s telling you the egg- dropping, toyhora
the two of you. Yeah, and you take it out of the choho.
You' re already twisted. You understand no, because he' s
the madman. I mean, the brain goes to his fucking air and doesn
' t coordinate. For example, look the other day what happened to me
and that' s true, uh, the other day I had, I
had hiccups, but careful, po corrupt and pol in a toto at the
same time. But imagine, but the brain and grossness didn' t come
to his order. It crossed the light and I shit clear, of course,
it crosses the nelio Caca Caca that smelled up there for I own it
the hiccups do not smell that so it smells like clouds. I say shit
you and the mens compress is the human body that does these things. I
don' t know why. The brain suddenly scares me now dad, I
fall down and like the pussy already without wanting, uh you don' t
know without wanting, that is typical, you know who hasn' t,
to whom, to everyone, not ever not the typical. Oh, and
I didn' t do it to see what I was doing. You know
if he did ah but he didn' t stay that way. Uh,
since I don' t know, it still falls off, but I'
m cool with him' s boyfriend' s face. Well, I'
m a boyfriend. I can' t imagine or couple what I know,
I mean, it makes a polvadu as fast as badufo call your pipe starts
okay but the q coola me its authentic. He can hold my gaze there,
yes, you know how to say" quiet" or he' s
going to make you wrong and I' m doing it in my dick.
B look at her. I like it. That' s the attitude,
because the body goes to her fucking pot you know the chicks. Instead,
I think aunts don' t know about birth, they have a chi chips,
yes, a chips, a brain chip already born that makes them immune
to these things. For example, the sneeze the basic, the big,
the horse that raises the dust the ground and you see the aunt who prepares
the sneeze well, but then finishes as alexis to take the polllo from the
ball. No, hi, you' re going to toruda and make a
hell of a mess of mine. Oh, it' s eaten, but
I fuck that sneezing sadragon you know something empty that' s three hundred miles
an hour, the pressure artesa a salo an eye from the mad basin.
How do you remember that in there to a me say mine, well it
' s there. They' re piling up in his spleen the day he
' s in there, he' s getting a little fracky the day.
All this I wanted to say is thank you for selling the comedy center recording
here tonight, eat central, because well, you say good, too.
There are more interesting things to do, more interesting things to do in quotation
marks. See what I say in quotes when I make the quotes, because
there are people who make quotation marks without saying in quotes. I usually gesture
you know about all the chicks are very good is. Handsome good- looking.
You know, and he says, and they lynch their fins, you
know, they make me want to tell him there Put your pussy quotes in
there anyway. You know no, and there are more interesting things to do.
Not very much the one who can or is allowed to play Candi Crash.
That' s right, nobody touch it, Candi Crash, that I
' m there mereao level juai, not Candy Crash. Ball dream. Of
course I see people in the audience I mean, look, it' s
pink, blue, pink red, and this woman who' s striped.
Imagine I' m talking, but the brain is thinking and you say yes,
yes, yes, yes. Next to this s pampampam explode the net
and along with the striped one a bomb of five. You understand me I
' m not people. People tell me what kind of candy crals. I
mean, yes, at what level, I mean the sick, sick level.
So, well, I' m just like that, forgive me that
I know, but look or explain if if you could get inside my brain,
you' d see it the doll that' s carrying it you understand
me, no, I' m a bullet, but at the same time
it' s also lying. I say one thing. I' m a
mans people You understand me a gentleman. The other day I told a friend
of mine in the face, I say sorry, I say, but another
day your wife winked at me says no she has a tick. I mean,
I' ve already been fucked by two of them. I' m
a gentleman. Anyway. Of course, other than that, there' s
nothing more interesting to do that you say good to watch TV ah but you
know the pine of TV, because I always said it, television is shit.
With coughing the fucking letters six I fucking know how many counts your eight
letters or fucking shit the shows they put there come on look, who jumps,
uh, look who dances that fucking shit, uh, I put on
TV look who jumps Look, who changes to take fuck gets him out eh.
The programotes that put you there on TV five women and men and vice
versa that fucking shit, that would have to be called polygon cyclaus and the
reverse dick already take in the ass EH and the click comes out there I
say where you go that you pile your eyebrows more than my mother already Cabron,
you have eyebrows of trónistas of faggot, EH and the other with the
sha hoops. They put me on and I think you' re Garrula yonky
whore, how' s he gonna put you on? Is that shit?
This is him, the rafa Mora, the rafa Moran? That' s
where he knows you' re rafa Mona? You know, no? Don
' t you? Don' t you? Don' t you? Don
' t you? Don' t you? Don' t you? You
think you' re an ambulance and you tell me to get in there Look,
I' ll net it for you I' ll laugh at it here
Watch out for me. I' m careful, uh, I can take
care of him, I get him, I' m a rebel, uh,
I' m a house jape, I' m 29- year-
old careful with me. You know what I mean. Hey, rafa mora,
I' ll get the head off him, you know the keys to
the ninjas. I know the movies are dying, and it' s over.
That' s a lie if I' ve tried it on my brother,
and what does he do? And me and he' s doing something
to me and he' s not dying and I come, come on,
you understand there dead and on top. Aunts always make one like a disgusting
death, doesn' t make guys kill her, kill another and kill another.
Hey, it' s another way of watching movies, women and men.
Hey, a war movie pa va. Two hundred dead, uh,
and aunt is eating your dog will have killed him without human girl and three
children already, but dog and over on one side like that I really understand
no. And, well, the other one, that' s the other
one. Well, g makes me. But because right now it gives me
everything a little bit, because I' m resective, I have the critor
and Fidelandio sees there that I have the flower that flangs me. You know
and not because I' m reading the East booklet of the fifty shadows of
Grace, East that the aunts have read it, but tame millions of axis
plans have been measured the world, eh millions, someone has read fifty shades
of grey notice and all the same tone. Here' s a held fas,
here' s a vibrato and it' s touched. Girls touch each
other by reading the book. Colleagues, they touch each other, they rub
each other, they rip each other off, they get wet, there are
chicks that get wet, they pass pages like that. Sana, imagine how
you' re going to fail Wait a minute You' re going to get
Rackira in a movie He' s got a chang clan there Imagine my god
there Imagine him He' s an accommodator Row eight Take a hush Uncle Br
Sana brewing or n r eh Hostia a cinema that doesn' t go to
the popcorn. TV sucks what I tell you no, but hey there'
s always a zangano that has no other name. Zangano what he says,
for I will be saping at three o' clock in the morning. Something
good, I' m going to Pillambre, something good, I' m
going to get it. Have roulette tarot rueta da roulette tarot roulette tarot.
I don' t know what they call the tarot Tell me a number,
the eight, because come call the roulette, put it on the eight.
He told me about roboth the tarot that you look at it, but everybody
sees it. Although you don' t tour help, in particular that even
if you don' t want to lose the look just like ten of the
night. You' re calm there watching the little peliculite and show up Hello.
I' m hope, grace, hey there, moving the hooves.
The choreography that does uh uh, my dearest video, I say uh,
call now. If you can' t wait, call now, call now.
We' ve been solving people' s lives for years and years.
Some have committed suicide that doesn' t count, that they are very crazy.
You know uh, wait for grace and then there' s the other
one who pops up suddenly too who is she, who is the king of
the tarot holy king and thinks he' s handsome uncle you know there with
the face that of Rappe the hair Lazio looks like an Indian Cherokee with flu
and and he thinks he has powers a telescopic magnetic of good night, Well
night, honey, how is my herma, my love, my life,
What does my life call you fondly? My lozanaha to castiza altanera moa I
want you to go out with me that listen to me, my beautiful love,
that you fall already, but what it calls you love tired, but
you are capricornio. Hey, I get you the capricorn that I' m
seeing with him from here, which is that people don' t believe me.
When I talk, I have it. The truth understands what it means
to you to listen to me, chasten mine, beautiful my heart weapon.
That' s what. Yes, listen to me, why he calls,
what you' re worried about, because I call. It happens to see
when I' ll stop being unemployed, for when you find a job,
I' ll mention and the same night and take for a turkey with two
balls. Oh vega a franco- dir, he' d put, uh,
a tranch. You know there the guy. I see a light I
see a light ha ha take polglo. I think that' s why they
shit on TV that everyone does or did the same thing as I watch the
same channel, the only channel worth or worth because it' s taken away.
Aside from the comediol that dwell egg the canal there is worth a divinity
faggot you go eye I saw good to say with gafitas in plan. I
' m more Discovery Max. You know no Discovery Max Mega mega giant engineering
constructions. To build that tunnel. One billion kilos of tungsten tons were used
and this one comes out less on my own. That' s the guy
and with the lyrics, with the cofit, the typical smart guy that everyone
knows. You know, we' re playing triple He' s just playing
the army up his ass, not the channel. Explore those shows I used
to put you on at dinner time, eh, and we didn' t
throw out the miracle pot. You know there, come on a thousand ways
to die and you, man, sucker. He ate an olive and hit
the eyeball and died. That' s what you' re gonna say,
asshole, kid, come and see the telecolla, the mom and Oliva,
who' re fucking ass- fucking- assed, I know it' s
coming, you know, weird addictions. The guy' s that I can
' t separate the baby' s nail or and I love it Uh,
red isn' t that good. The blue looks at the blue, the
luxury cluk uy that' s all good and smiles there uh, I think
he sucked a smurf there eh, hey it' s eh. And the
other crazy me who can' t stop eating chalk, but I love tizza
I' m just that since I run by uh, the Walter' s
very good white on the greener wen Son, I don' t like it
that much, but the wet with gasoline. I' m fine, uh,
ah, but well, you understand me or and I love it.
I love it, I love it, it eats and the boyfriend and I
don' t eat. The dick is crazy or not crazy, uh,
and then the show' s over. That already had cloth and when I
saw it, I was saying, well, embarrassing bodies, uh, whoa
I say, but where, where, where it came from, uncle you
got an aunt out there. But as if such a thing did not and
I don' t know what happened, I don' t know how,
but look beyond here, I say a bunch of grapes, the armpit me,
but I repeat, there are greetings, you son of a bitch,
but I know I thought a wart, not a pickle. She' s
already fermented and look look, but a vine, a vine of rubas here
with Gandera, daughter of Puta, and she' s got it. I
don' t know what I can do, because you can kill yourself with
the shit, that means you hang pussy, that one there, the other,
there, not another. When I feel, my uterus comes out.
Look, look, look, look, he wants to see me pussy on
the inside. Look, look, look, I' ve got support.
Look, there' s like a little broccoli that came out to me like
a weird thing. There, then touch it, because it' s big.
Look, look and show the pussy on TV and then they tell him.
But let' s see why you haven' t gone to the doctor
before. It' s just that I' m embarrassed and you' re
not ashamed. I showed the pussy all over TV. Daughter of Puta loves
this and then there was already the ultimate expuarent the program East the older brother.
I always said where they do casting, because you know there in the
barracks. I don' t know, or there' s a turkey out
there and look, it stays, it' s singing, it knows that
Mom, it' s got to get me, Mom, I' m
fucking with you, I' m fucking with you in the day and in
the fucking hell. There it is. The other sh has already appeared I
' m your big brother, the whon. But if I don' t
have a brother or a look at mom, what we' re going to
do today, forgive me for getting in the way. So, what do
you say, what are you, what do you say about my sister or
I don' t know what? And I' ve always thought about that
program, that program is edited, it' s staged. You know not
the guy who puts you in, but I' ll hit you with a
tatata matachi and the other thing. Cut short, cut short, Pa continues.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for my brother, he' s my
brother, all right, uh, yeah, but don' t hit me.
Hey, hey, who do you love mom, big sister, uh,
all right, uh, and here you' re gonna suck my brother.
Don' t hit me, don' t hit me. You understand
me so I think I already tell you that television is quite rotten and that
you do very well to pay some money, because to come here to watch
a live show or watch it here on TV. No and don' t
swallow them, because I know the fucking thing is on TV, yes or
no. Or yes, so that. Thank you, friends, good night. O ra