1 00:00:02,120 --> 00:00:18,320 Comedy Central Podcast. Well you' ll see the two means of moped nmoud 2 00:00:19,239 --> 00:00:21,559 and I' m wearing tatus ok. I' ve been saying no all 3 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:24,920 my life, but there' s a point that status is getting to me. 4 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:29,640 You know, he sees them ink weighs, and I started carrying my 5 00:00:29,719 --> 00:00:33,159 first Moor around at Comedy Central. The tattoos around here, look, they 6 00:00:33,479 --> 00:00:35,320 ' re coming down, they' re coming down, that is, they 7 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:38,119 ' re weighing. I' ve got the eggs full of ink for a 8 00:00:38,119 --> 00:00:40,159 calamats and it gives. From now on, I' m gonna change and 9 00:00:40,159 --> 00:00:42,960 I' m gonna start by saying good night. I' m a T 10 00:00:43,159 --> 00:00:48,439 - A- T- T- T- T- T- T- 11 00:00:48,439 --> 00:00:48,439 T- T- T- T- T- T- T- T 12 00:00:48,439 --> 00:00:48,439 - T- T- T- T- T- T- T- 13 00:00:48,439 --> 00:00:48,439 T- T- T- T- T- T- T- T 14 00:00:48,439 --> 00:00:48,439 - T- T- T- T- T- T- T- 15 00:00:48,439 --> 00:00:48,439 T- T- T- T- T- T- T- T 16 00:00:48,439 --> 00:00:48,439 - T- T- T- T- T- T- T- 17 00:00:48,439 --> 00:00:48,439 T- T- T- T- T- T- T- T 18 00:00:48,439 --> 00:00:48,439 - T- T- T- T- T- T- T- 19 00:00:48,439 --> 00:00:53,560 T- T. You applaud good. Thanks for those applause I don' 20 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:58,000 t need. I say it with humility, not because I want to laugh, 21 00:00:58,159 --> 00:01:00,320 laugh, laugh, I' m a comedian. You know no Laughter, 22 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:03,920 risa, risa I' m a little sweaty in applause. I don 23 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,439 ' t always say I was on my dick, but it' s true. 24 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:08,680 From here you don' t see it if you go up here there 25 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:11,319 ' s a pool already sweaty. I want to laugh. Sometimes you humor 26 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:15,519 me that make a joke and people applaud, but without laughing the blah, 27 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:21,280 blah I say and laughter inside. I' m busting my ass on the 28 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:23,359 inside. I mean, I want laugh, basic laugh. You understand me 29 00:01:23,439 --> 00:01:26,000 ha ha ha. What good is the applause, for it only serves me, 30 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:29,879 for look. That five- ten- second round of applause. Or 31 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:32,920 it' s the five seconds I take advantage of. Damn it, a 32 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:45,760 little thing to soak my hero' s commissar. Hey there, fuck, 33 00:01:45,799 --> 00:01:53,840 stop it, it' s braking, it' s lopaje, it' 34 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:55,599 s ice and I don' t always explain it because of course it doesn 35 00:01:55,599 --> 00:01:57,519 ' t seem like it. There' s people here that' s a 36 00:01:57,640 --> 00:02:00,120 wiki I don' t know what. Brake. Hey, I know it 37 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,040 doesn' t look like it, but there' s a lot of drinks 38 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:04,159 that aren' t what they look like. You know how I get in 39 00:02:04,359 --> 00:02:07,560 there that I know aquaria was made for the aquarium, so that energy, 40 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:10,360 drink, energy, uh, uh, there' s strength, strength and 41 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:15,439 it' s used for diarrhea. Fuck, even the doctors, not the 42 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:19,800 doctors themselves, gastro enteritis, drinking aquarium and I' m going to burn 43 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:21,560 my ass to shit, because you didn' t get it. Gripolla, 44 00:02:21,719 --> 00:02:23,240 hey you, you find a friend down the street where you go with a 45 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:25,560 bottle of aquarium to run for a run and I' m shitting myself. 46 00:02:25,639 --> 00:02:30,520 You understand me not and I happen to be with the braker. I' 47 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:36,120 m a coach, so in case he caught a you know uh, imagine 48 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:42,039 and then huff and uh and with a relapse you shit eh a flu ah 49 00:02:42,039 --> 00:02:44,960 you got it. I didn' t do anything. The flu a cold 50 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:49,240 doesn' t matter you understand me not a topic, for I take the 51 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:52,360 braking and the fucking flu and eye that is the normal flu, because a 52 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:54,439 few years ago you don' t remember like a flu that eh well, 53 00:02:54,759 --> 00:02:59,479 ah uh, the flu ah you save people shelter to my God the flu. 54 00:02:59,439 --> 00:03:02,960 That' s where we' re going to die the epidemic at the 55 00:03:04,039 --> 00:03:07,479 end of the world Walking Dead, my God, he' s got this 56 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:10,000 bathroom, uh, he' s got some fucking shit, really the flu 57 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:15,599 was invented next to the doctor. I have the flu so what symptoms it 58 00:03:16,439 --> 00:03:22,520 has or because uf I' m with aquarium. Imagine good play that I 59 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:30,840 smell diarrhea bombmito nausea diarrhea that I shit that hurts my ass already from shitting 60 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:35,159 and everything, because it has the flu. Point they called the flu because 61 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:42,599 a faggot was diagnosed. You have the flu, and that' s where 62 00:03:42,599 --> 00:03:45,719 I know it was. I don' t know that half the people. 63 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:47,400 I thought you were too dumb, uh, in the middle and the other 64 00:03:47,479 --> 00:03:52,879 half came to Wipedia' s fluppear house. So, then, that' 65 00:03:52,919 --> 00:04:01,479 s why I take it, because the Frenadolf who also, because it goes 66 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:04,479 well for or something that came to me did not, do not look, 67 00:04:04,479 --> 00:04:11,919 did not come. I' ve come to see you listen to me well 68 00:04:12,319 --> 00:04:15,759 if babies have something cold and drink in a space, I don' t 69 00:04:15,759 --> 00:04:15,560 know what the hell happens to the human body. See, he' s 70 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:19,160 going to his fucking pot, that' s the brain, he doesn' 71 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:23,000 t match up well with the orders on the frenzy nerve. You know, 72 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:27,240 I was gonna go to her fucking pot, or you' re drinking something 73 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:30,920 cold and your eye hurts standing up, and you' d have to hurt 74 00:04:30,959 --> 00:04:32,040 your throat, not clugi club, and, uh, but why would you 75 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:34,839 know that? But they will be optical nerio. You know the longest one 76 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:36,800 I' ve ever laid a foot in his ass and gave eyes. You 77 00:04:36,839 --> 00:04:40,399 know no, and it' s telling you the egg- dropping, toyhora 78 00:04:40,399 --> 00:04:43,040 the two of you. Yeah, and you take it out of the choho. 79 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:47,000 You' re already twisted. You understand no, because he' s 80 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:51,560 the madman. I mean, the brain goes to his fucking air and doesn 81 00:04:51,639 --> 00:04:54,959 ' t coordinate. For example, look the other day what happened to me 82 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:58,399 and that' s true, uh, the other day I had, I 83 00:04:59,079 --> 00:05:02,439 had hiccups, but careful, po corrupt and pol in a toto at the 84 00:05:02,439 --> 00:05:05,959 same time. But imagine, but the brain and grossness didn' t come 85 00:05:05,959 --> 00:05:10,199 to his order. It crossed the light and I shit clear, of course, 86 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:17,879 it crosses the nelio Caca Caca that smelled up there for I own it 87 00:05:17,959 --> 00:05:20,120 the hiccups do not smell that so it smells like clouds. I say shit 88 00:05:20,199 --> 00:05:24,079 you and the mens compress is the human body that does these things. I 89 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:26,439 don' t know why. The brain suddenly scares me now dad, I 90 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:31,519 fall down and like the pussy already without wanting, uh you don' t 91 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:39,480 know without wanting, that is typical, you know who hasn' t, 92 00:05:39,639 --> 00:05:47,839 to whom, to everyone, not ever not the typical. Oh, and 93 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:51,920 I didn' t do it to see what I was doing. You know 94 00:05:51,959 --> 00:05:54,480 if he did ah but he didn' t stay that way. Uh, 95 00:05:54,519 --> 00:05:59,519 since I don' t know, it still falls off, but I' 96 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,519 m cool with him' s boyfriend' s face. Well, I' 97 00:06:01,519 --> 00:06:03,920 m a boyfriend. I can' t imagine or couple what I know, 98 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:09,959 I mean, it makes a polvadu as fast as badufo call your pipe starts 99 00:06:11,439 --> 00:06:15,079 okay but the q coola me its authentic. He can hold my gaze there, 100 00:06:15,759 --> 00:06:20,480 yes, you know how to say" quiet" or he' s 101 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:21,079 going to make you wrong and I' m doing it in my dick. 102 00:06:21,279 --> 00:06:26,800 B look at her. I like it. That' s the attitude, 103 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:31,959 because the body goes to her fucking pot you know the chicks. Instead, 104 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:36,920 I think aunts don' t know about birth, they have a chi chips, 105 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:41,839 yes, a chips, a brain chip already born that makes them immune 106 00:06:42,199 --> 00:06:45,720 to these things. For example, the sneeze the basic, the big, 107 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:48,480 the horse that raises the dust the ground and you see the aunt who prepares 108 00:06:48,519 --> 00:06:51,519 the sneeze well, but then finishes as alexis to take the polllo from the 109 00:06:51,519 --> 00:06:58,519 ball. No, hi, you' re going to toruda and make a 110 00:06:58,519 --> 00:07:00,600 hell of a mess of mine. Oh, it' s eaten, but 111 00:07:00,639 --> 00:07:03,680 I fuck that sneezing sadragon you know something empty that' s three hundred miles 112 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:06,040 an hour, the pressure artesa a salo an eye from the mad basin. 113 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:11,560 How do you remember that in there to a me say mine, well it 114 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:13,959 ' s there. They' re piling up in his spleen the day he 115 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:23,959 ' s in there, he' s getting a little fracky the day. 116 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:29,839 All this I wanted to say is thank you for selling the comedy center recording 117 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:35,000 here tonight, eat central, because well, you say good, too. 118 00:07:35,879 --> 00:07:41,000 There are more interesting things to do, more interesting things to do in quotation 119 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:44,800 marks. See what I say in quotes when I make the quotes, because 120 00:07:44,839 --> 00:07:46,120 there are people who make quotation marks without saying in quotes. I usually gesture 121 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:49,480 you know about all the chicks are very good is. Handsome good- looking. 122 00:07:50,439 --> 00:07:56,480 You know, and he says, and they lynch their fins, you 123 00:07:56,519 --> 00:07:59,000 know, they make me want to tell him there Put your pussy quotes in 124 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:03,040 there anyway. You know no, and there are more interesting things to do. 125 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:07,680 Not very much the one who can or is allowed to play Candi Crash. 126 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:11,199 That' s right, nobody touch it, Candi Crash, that I 127 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:18,360 ' m there mereao level juai, not Candy Crash. Ball dream. Of 128 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:20,879 course I see people in the audience I mean, look, it' s 129 00:08:20,879 --> 00:08:24,040 pink, blue, pink red, and this woman who' s striped. 130 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:26,240 Imagine I' m talking, but the brain is thinking and you say yes, 131 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:30,000 yes, yes, yes. Next to this s pampampam explode the net 132 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:35,240 and along with the striped one a bomb of five. You understand me I 133 00:08:35,399 --> 00:08:41,399 ' m not people. People tell me what kind of candy crals. I 134 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:46,559 mean, yes, at what level, I mean the sick, sick level. 135 00:08:46,039 --> 00:08:50,159 So, well, I' m just like that, forgive me that 136 00:08:50,159 --> 00:08:54,919 I know, but look or explain if if you could get inside my brain, 137 00:08:56,919 --> 00:09:01,799 you' d see it the doll that' s carrying it you understand 138 00:09:01,879 --> 00:09:05,320 me, no, I' m a bullet, but at the same time 139 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:05,679 it' s also lying. I say one thing. I' m a 140 00:09:05,759 --> 00:09:09,559 mans people You understand me a gentleman. The other day I told a friend 141 00:09:09,679 --> 00:09:13,279 of mine in the face, I say sorry, I say, but another 142 00:09:13,639 --> 00:09:16,000 day your wife winked at me says no she has a tick. I mean, 143 00:09:16,159 --> 00:09:18,879 I' ve already been fucked by two of them. I' m 144 00:09:18,879 --> 00:09:24,279 a gentleman. Anyway. Of course, other than that, there' s 145 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:28,960 nothing more interesting to do that you say good to watch TV ah but you 146 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:31,440 know the pine of TV, because I always said it, television is shit. 147 00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:37,960 With coughing the fucking letters six I fucking know how many counts your eight 148 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:41,639 letters or fucking shit the shows they put there come on look, who jumps, 149 00:09:41,879 --> 00:09:45,759 uh, look who dances that fucking shit, uh, I put on 150 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:48,120 TV look who jumps Look, who changes to take fuck gets him out eh. 151 00:09:48,759 --> 00:09:56,600 The programotes that put you there on TV five women and men and vice 152 00:09:56,720 --> 00:10:01,279 versa that fucking shit, that would have to be called polygon cyclaus and the 153 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:05,879 reverse dick already take in the ass EH and the click comes out there I 154 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:09,919 say where you go that you pile your eyebrows more than my mother already Cabron, 155 00:10:09,559 --> 00:10:13,519 you have eyebrows of trónistas of faggot, EH and the other with the 156 00:10:13,519 --> 00:10:15,600 sha hoops. They put me on and I think you' re Garrula yonky 157 00:10:15,759 --> 00:10:18,679 whore, how' s he gonna put you on? Is that shit? 158 00:10:18,759 --> 00:10:26,080 This is him, the rafa Mora, the rafa Moran? That' s 159 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:26,879 where he knows you' re rafa Mona? You know, no? Don 160 00:10:26,879 --> 00:10:28,720 ' t you? Don' t you? Don' t you? Don 161 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:28,200 ' t you? Don' t you? Don' t you? Don 162 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:28,559 ' t you? Don' t you? Don' t you? Don 163 00:10:28,559 --> 00:10:28,960 ' t you? Don' t you? Don' t you? Don 164 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:30,679 ' t you? Don' t you? Don' t you? You 165 00:10:30,759 --> 00:10:39,320 think you' re an ambulance and you tell me to get in there Look, 166 00:10:39,519 --> 00:10:45,320 I' ll net it for you I' ll laugh at it here 167 00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:46,200 Watch out for me. I' m careful, uh, I can take 168 00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:50,759 care of him, I get him, I' m a rebel, uh, 169 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:52,639 I' m a house jape, I' m 29- year- 170 00:10:52,639 --> 00:10:56,399 old careful with me. You know what I mean. Hey, rafa mora, 171 00:10:56,639 --> 00:11:03,360 I' ll get the head off him, you know the keys to 172 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:09,360 the ninjas. I know the movies are dying, and it' s over. 173 00:11:11,519 --> 00:11:13,799 That' s a lie if I' ve tried it on my brother, 174 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:16,799 and what does he do? And me and he' s doing something 175 00:11:16,879 --> 00:11:22,879 to me and he' s not dying and I come, come on, 176 00:11:22,879 --> 00:11:24,679 you understand there dead and on top. Aunts always make one like a disgusting 177 00:11:24,759 --> 00:11:31,200 death, doesn' t make guys kill her, kill another and kill another. 178 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:35,039 Hey, it' s another way of watching movies, women and men. 179 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:37,799 Hey, a war movie pa va. Two hundred dead, uh, 180 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:48,559 and aunt is eating your dog will have killed him without human girl and three 181 00:11:48,639 --> 00:11:54,840 children already, but dog and over on one side like that I really understand 182 00:11:54,840 --> 00:12:01,120 no. And, well, the other one, that' s the other 183 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:05,320 one. Well, g makes me. But because right now it gives me 184 00:12:05,679 --> 00:12:11,679 everything a little bit, because I' m resective, I have the critor 185 00:12:11,759 --> 00:12:15,799 and Fidelandio sees there that I have the flower that flangs me. You know 186 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:20,360 and not because I' m reading the East booklet of the fifty shadows of 187 00:12:20,919 --> 00:12:22,879 Grace, East that the aunts have read it, but tame millions of axis 188 00:12:22,879 --> 00:12:28,200 plans have been measured the world, eh millions, someone has read fifty shades 189 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:33,840 of grey notice and all the same tone. Here' s a held fas, 190 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:41,440 here' s a vibrato and it' s touched. Girls touch each 191 00:12:41,559 --> 00:12:43,320 other by reading the book. Colleagues, they touch each other, they rub 192 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:48,279 each other, they rip each other off, they get wet, there are 193 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:52,159 chicks that get wet, they pass pages like that. Sana, imagine how 194 00:12:52,320 --> 00:13:03,799 you' re going to fail Wait a minute You' re going to get 195 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:13,639 Rackira in a movie He' s got a chang clan there Imagine my god 196 00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:18,639 there Imagine him He' s an accommodator Row eight Take a hush Uncle Br 197 00:13:18,639 --> 00:13:22,200 Sana brewing or n r eh Hostia a cinema that doesn' t go to 198 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:28,440 the popcorn. TV sucks what I tell you no, but hey there' 199 00:13:28,799 --> 00:13:35,159 s always a zangano that has no other name. Zangano what he says, 200 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:39,519 for I will be saping at three o' clock in the morning. Something 201 00:13:39,279 --> 00:13:41,679 good, I' m going to Pillambre, something good, I' m 202 00:13:41,679 --> 00:13:46,279 going to get it. Have roulette tarot rueta da roulette tarot roulette tarot. 203 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,720 I don' t know what they call the tarot Tell me a number, 204 00:13:48,759 --> 00:13:50,799 the eight, because come call the roulette, put it on the eight. 205 00:13:50,159 --> 00:13:54,879 He told me about roboth the tarot that you look at it, but everybody 206 00:13:54,879 --> 00:13:58,519 sees it. Although you don' t tour help, in particular that even 207 00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:01,600 if you don' t want to lose the look just like ten of the 208 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:05,559 night. You' re calm there watching the little peliculite and show up Hello. 209 00:14:07,279 --> 00:14:11,799 I' m hope, grace, hey there, moving the hooves. 210 00:14:11,879 --> 00:14:15,080 The choreography that does uh uh, my dearest video, I say uh, 211 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:16,679 call now. If you can' t wait, call now, call now. 212 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:20,720 We' ve been solving people' s lives for years and years. 213 00:14:20,759 --> 00:14:22,679 Some have committed suicide that doesn' t count, that they are very crazy. 214 00:14:22,759 --> 00:14:26,799 You know uh, wait for grace and then there' s the other 215 00:14:26,879 --> 00:14:35,360 one who pops up suddenly too who is she, who is the king of 216 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:43,679 the tarot holy king and thinks he' s handsome uncle you know there with 217 00:14:43,759 --> 00:14:48,919 the face that of Rappe the hair Lazio looks like an Indian Cherokee with flu 218 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:54,919 and and he thinks he has powers a telescopic magnetic of good night, Well 219 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:58,759 night, honey, how is my herma, my love, my life, 220 00:14:58,919 --> 00:15:01,799 What does my life call you fondly? My lozanaha to castiza altanera moa I 221 00:15:01,879 --> 00:15:05,399 want you to go out with me that listen to me, my beautiful love, 222 00:15:05,919 --> 00:15:09,720 that you fall already, but what it calls you love tired, but 223 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:11,639 you are capricornio. Hey, I get you the capricorn that I' m 224 00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:13,759 seeing with him from here, which is that people don' t believe me. 225 00:15:15,559 --> 00:15:16,320 When I talk, I have it. The truth understands what it means 226 00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:20,919 to you to listen to me, chasten mine, beautiful my heart weapon. 227 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:24,480 That' s what. Yes, listen to me, why he calls, 228 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:28,919 what you' re worried about, because I call. It happens to see 229 00:15:28,399 --> 00:15:35,159 when I' ll stop being unemployed, for when you find a job, 230 00:15:35,799 --> 00:15:39,159 I' ll mention and the same night and take for a turkey with two 231 00:15:39,159 --> 00:15:45,200 balls. Oh vega a franco- dir, he' d put, uh, 232 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:46,799 a tranch. You know there the guy. I see a light I 233 00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:50,919 see a light ha ha take polglo. I think that' s why they 234 00:15:52,039 --> 00:15:54,480 shit on TV that everyone does or did the same thing as I watch the 235 00:15:54,559 --> 00:16:00,559 same channel, the only channel worth or worth because it' s taken away. 236 00:16:03,159 --> 00:16:11,000 Aside from the comediol that dwell egg the canal there is worth a divinity 237 00:16:11,039 --> 00:16:15,639 faggot you go eye I saw good to say with gafitas in plan. I 238 00:16:15,799 --> 00:16:22,919 ' m more Discovery Max. You know no Discovery Max Mega mega giant engineering 239 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:26,639 constructions. To build that tunnel. One billion kilos of tungsten tons were used 240 00:16:26,759 --> 00:16:30,919 and this one comes out less on my own. That' s the guy 241 00:16:30,919 --> 00:16:34,879 and with the lyrics, with the cofit, the typical smart guy that everyone 242 00:16:34,919 --> 00:16:37,799 knows. You know, we' re playing triple He' s just playing 243 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:44,279 the army up his ass, not the channel. Explore those shows I used 244 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:47,360 to put you on at dinner time, eh, and we didn' t 245 00:16:47,399 --> 00:16:49,679 throw out the miracle pot. You know there, come on a thousand ways 246 00:16:49,679 --> 00:16:53,279 to die and you, man, sucker. He ate an olive and hit 247 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:59,879 the eyeball and died. That' s what you' re gonna say, 248 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:04,319 asshole, kid, come and see the telecolla, the mom and Oliva, 249 00:17:04,319 --> 00:17:04,319 who' re fucking ass- fucking- assed, I know it' s 250 00:17:04,319 --> 00:17:07,519 coming, you know, weird addictions. The guy' s that I can 251 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:14,319 ' t separate the baby' s nail or and I love it Uh, 252 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:15,839 red isn' t that good. The blue looks at the blue, the 253 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:18,640 luxury cluk uy that' s all good and smiles there uh, I think 254 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:21,839 he sucked a smurf there eh, hey it' s eh. And the 255 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:26,039 other crazy me who can' t stop eating chalk, but I love tizza 256 00:17:26,119 --> 00:17:30,000 I' m just that since I run by uh, the Walter' s 257 00:17:30,039 --> 00:17:32,759 very good white on the greener wen Son, I don' t like it 258 00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:33,759 that much, but the wet with gasoline. I' m fine, uh, 259 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:37,799 ah, but well, you understand me or and I love it. 260 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:44,920 I love it, I love it, it eats and the boyfriend and I 261 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:47,440 don' t eat. The dick is crazy or not crazy, uh, 262 00:17:48,079 --> 00:17:52,519 and then the show' s over. That already had cloth and when I 263 00:17:52,559 --> 00:17:59,000 saw it, I was saying, well, embarrassing bodies, uh, whoa 264 00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:02,680 I say, but where, where, where it came from, uncle you 265 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:04,680 got an aunt out there. But as if such a thing did not and 266 00:18:04,799 --> 00:18:11,359 I don' t know what happened, I don' t know how, 267 00:18:11,559 --> 00:18:14,559 but look beyond here, I say a bunch of grapes, the armpit me, 268 00:18:14,559 --> 00:18:17,440 but I repeat, there are greetings, you son of a bitch, 269 00:18:17,839 --> 00:18:19,319 but I know I thought a wart, not a pickle. She' s 270 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:23,079 already fermented and look look, but a vine, a vine of rubas here 271 00:18:23,079 --> 00:18:25,000 with Gandera, daughter of Puta, and she' s got it. I 272 00:18:25,119 --> 00:18:27,160 don' t know what I can do, because you can kill yourself with 273 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:34,839 the shit, that means you hang pussy, that one there, the other, 274 00:18:36,039 --> 00:18:37,680 there, not another. When I feel, my uterus comes out. 275 00:18:38,119 --> 00:18:41,359 Look, look, look, look, he wants to see me pussy on 276 00:18:41,359 --> 00:18:44,920 the inside. Look, look, look, I' ve got support. 277 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:45,799 Look, there' s like a little broccoli that came out to me like 278 00:18:45,799 --> 00:18:48,400 a weird thing. There, then touch it, because it' s big. 279 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:52,119 Look, look and show the pussy on TV and then they tell him. 280 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:56,319 But let' s see why you haven' t gone to the doctor 281 00:18:56,319 --> 00:19:03,680 before. It' s just that I' m embarrassed and you' re 282 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:06,720 not ashamed. I showed the pussy all over TV. Daughter of Puta loves 283 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:14,279 this and then there was already the ultimate expuarent the program East the older brother. 284 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:22,400 I always said where they do casting, because you know there in the 285 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:26,200 barracks. I don' t know, or there' s a turkey out 286 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:29,319 there and look, it stays, it' s singing, it knows that 287 00:19:29,319 --> 00:19:32,319 Mom, it' s got to get me, Mom, I' m 288 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:33,279 fucking with you, I' m fucking with you in the day and in 289 00:19:33,279 --> 00:19:37,279 the fucking hell. There it is. The other sh has already appeared I 290 00:19:37,319 --> 00:19:41,079 ' m your big brother, the whon. But if I don' t 291 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:44,359 have a brother or a look at mom, what we' re going to 292 00:19:44,359 --> 00:19:45,039 do today, forgive me for getting in the way. So, what do 293 00:19:45,119 --> 00:19:48,000 you say, what are you, what do you say about my sister or 294 00:19:48,119 --> 00:19:49,079 I don' t know what? And I' ve always thought about that 295 00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:52,839 program, that program is edited, it' s staged. You know not 296 00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:56,599 the guy who puts you in, but I' ll hit you with a 297 00:19:56,599 --> 00:20:00,599 tatata matachi and the other thing. Cut short, cut short, Pa continues. 298 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:07,279 Yeah, yeah, yeah, for my brother, he' s my 299 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:10,119 brother, all right, uh, yeah, but don' t hit me. 300 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:12,880 Hey, hey, who do you love mom, big sister, uh, 301 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,720 all right, uh, and here you' re gonna suck my brother. 302 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:22,200 Don' t hit me, don' t hit me. You understand 303 00:20:22,599 --> 00:20:26,000 me so I think I already tell you that television is quite rotten and that 304 00:20:26,079 --> 00:20:30,240 you do very well to pay some money, because to come here to watch 305 00:20:30,319 --> 00:20:36,160 a live show or watch it here on TV. No and don' t 306 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,839 swallow them, because I know the fucking thing is on TV, yes or 307 00:20:38,839 --> 00:20:52,359 no. Or yes, so that. Thank you, friends, good night. O ra