WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.200 --> 00:00:05.000 I forgot my readers in the gym today, so I turned it into a 2 00:00:05.080 --> 00:00:10.400 game like I was a secret agent and I couldn't see the Locke combination. 3 00:00:10.640 --> 00:00:13.560 Oh my god. So I gave myself like a certain amount of time and 4 00:00:13.599 --> 00:00:17.440 it was blurry, and then someone had given me drugs to pass out, 5 00:00:17.480 --> 00:00:20.199 and I that would have been me right. So then I, you know, 6 00:00:20.280 --> 00:00:25.160 to figure out the combination where I can't see. And it's amazing that 7 00:00:25.239 --> 00:00:30.879 I like can't go on without readers. Yes, ma'am, why are you 8 00:00:31.039 --> 00:00:36.200 doing? Comes someone? Someone did you see this? No, let me 9 00:00:36.200 --> 00:00:44.799 see. Someone brought a gigantic bucket of Halloween candy the breakroom Snickers. A 10 00:00:44.880 --> 00:00:49.759 breakroom is chocolate muffins, ram and noodles, cookies, potato chips. They 11 00:00:49.759 --> 00:00:52.719 do have some peanuts and almonds in there, though, so penuts and almonds. 12 00:00:52.799 --> 00:00:58.960 Whatsh that makes way? Molted peanuts? That makes way more. You 13 00:00:58.960 --> 00:01:02.479 don't want to salt the other because it burns. You don't want any of 14 00:01:02.479 --> 00:01:03.439 these? No, I don't want any of that crap. You want to 15 00:01:03.439 --> 00:01:07.200 twigs? I don't like twigs or you don't like No, I don't like 16 00:01:07.200 --> 00:01:11.439 those either. What's the matter with you? Johnny not like there's not enough 17 00:01:11.439 --> 00:01:15.840 time to go down the Hollys. Here's the piece of lazist Oh peanut butter 18 00:01:15.920 --> 00:01:19.599 co All right, he does this knowing I'm trying to get back in shit. 19 00:01:19.680 --> 00:01:22.079 All right, I've made you know. On Saturday, I said, 20 00:01:22.120 --> 00:01:26.400 hey, what happens on Saturday is amazing because it's not nineteen thirty five. 21 00:01:26.439 --> 00:01:30.920 And then boxing and thoroughbred racing and racing horse racing is top on the news. 22 00:01:30.000 --> 00:01:34.400 All the flapper girls are here. That's right, Kentucky Derby folks. 23 00:01:34.680 --> 00:01:38.599 Uh, it's twenty twenty four on a sport that is not watched any other 24 00:01:38.719 --> 00:01:42.159 days. Nobody goes to these tracks, and that's why tracks are closing down 25 00:01:42.280 --> 00:01:47.560 all over the country because well now they're propped up with casinos. But before 26 00:01:47.680 --> 00:01:49.680 the casinos came in, they were gonna go out of business. So it's 27 00:01:49.719 --> 00:01:55.719 amazing what they've done, and the ratings prove it. Nationally, they had 28 00:01:55.799 --> 00:02:01.319 sixteen point seven million people watch the what's the Yeah, that's a huge number. 29 00:02:01.599 --> 00:02:06.359 I think. I think the share drop jumped like a twenty nine share 30 00:02:06.560 --> 00:02:09.479 during the actual races. Absolutely. The largest peak audience obviously was seven to 31 00:02:09.520 --> 00:02:14.759 seven fifteen, with twenty million viewers. That is a huge It's bigger than 32 00:02:14.800 --> 00:02:17.960 NBA, bigger than a bigger than NBA. Then, well it's that's a 33 00:02:17.960 --> 00:02:22.400 watermark. That is the second they say, they claim that's the second biggest 34 00:02:22.400 --> 00:02:24.840 sport in America right now. Is the NBA, NFL, NBA, Relia 35 00:02:24.879 --> 00:02:29.240 League baseball? Yes? Wow, so and it's twenty times bigger than a 36 00:02:29.280 --> 00:02:35.960 college basketball rating. Yeah so, okay. The streaming went aposso almost doubled. 37 00:02:36.479 --> 00:02:42.639 So this year's average media minute audience seven hundred and fourteen thousand viewers streaming 38 00:02:42.680 --> 00:02:44.840 per minute. I was one of My wife and I were one of those 39 00:02:44.840 --> 00:02:49.120 because we're Yeah. We streamed it through uh through the Peacock streaming app and 40 00:02:49.280 --> 00:02:52.680 watched it on Wave three. You are big fans of the Cock. Now, 41 00:02:52.759 --> 00:02:54.000 it's a great channel. It is. It is, No, it 42 00:02:54.080 --> 00:02:58.520 is. It's not in my It's not as good as the flicks, that's 43 00:02:58.520 --> 00:03:02.159 what all of us industry people call it, flicks, the lo okay Hulu. 44 00:03:02.240 --> 00:03:05.120 But the Cock is pretty good. I want to get I want to 45 00:03:05.120 --> 00:03:07.719 get to the biggest event that in your life. Oh Stone Show, no, 46 00:03:08.000 --> 00:03:12.159 oh the met Gallows, But I want to see this. I want 47 00:03:12.159 --> 00:03:16.520 to see this with the streaming. Yes, I'm a little tired of some 48 00:03:16.599 --> 00:03:22.840 of these shows. The first four episodes are on the Peacock and then the 49 00:03:22.840 --> 00:03:28.080 next couple of episodes are on Showtime, and then well they're on three different 50 00:03:28.120 --> 00:03:32.120 platforms where you literally have to go. For example, Yellowstone, you gotta 51 00:03:32.199 --> 00:03:36.000 go. You got when Yellowstone was on the air, you had to go 52 00:03:36.039 --> 00:03:39.199 to Google and go where do I see Season four? Absolutely, and they're 53 00:03:39.199 --> 00:03:43.879 like, here's four different ways you can watch season four. That's that's what 54 00:03:43.960 --> 00:03:47.080 a phone that sounds like. Actually, everybody, it's got a great phone. 55 00:03:47.199 --> 00:03:50.840 I got good at that when I was in Germany trying to catch up 56 00:03:50.840 --> 00:03:58.879 on TV shows, doing that voice like this, all right. The met 57 00:03:58.960 --> 00:04:01.879 Gallo was last night and it was missing some big names. Yeah, Susan 58 00:04:01.919 --> 00:04:05.199 and I. We declined. We went ahead and contributed our seventy five thousand 59 00:04:05.240 --> 00:04:10.879 dollars tickets each. It didn't go no, because there was a special Christmas 60 00:04:10.919 --> 00:04:14.680 episode of The Waltons on Oh yeah, and like that one. Yeah, 61 00:04:14.680 --> 00:04:16.120 that was a good one. Yeah, is that when the snow is falling 62 00:04:16.120 --> 00:04:19.480 outside, that's the way they do the good night Jim Bob. And then 63 00:04:19.759 --> 00:04:25.199 that's the one where John Boy John Boys Mo finally started to talk and got 64 00:04:25.319 --> 00:04:30.319 recognized as a serious cast mender. When John Boys John Bowle John Boy's mole 65 00:04:31.240 --> 00:04:34.319 turned thirteen and got a hair on it. Ah, it was a big 66 00:04:34.439 --> 00:04:42.319 episod. Could John Boy Could John Boys Mo open up for John Bowle's icehole? 67 00:04:42.839 --> 00:04:46.360 I think so? I think yeah. There's a John Bowl and Blake 68 00:04:46.480 --> 00:04:48.519 Lively and Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Reynolds is one of my favorites. Yes, 69 00:04:48.800 --> 00:04:55.079 uh, Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds were a no show last night. Beyonce 70 00:04:55.480 --> 00:04:59.920 no show? Wait, whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa. Beyonce's one thing, 71 00:05:00.279 --> 00:05:02.160 But if you really want to bring out a big star, you bring 72 00:05:02.199 --> 00:05:08.319 out Beyonce's mama. I mean she's She's way bigger than beyond. There is 73 00:05:08.360 --> 00:05:14.639 nothing more derby coverage than every channel covering Beyonce's mom. Is Tina and Noles. 74 00:05:14.720 --> 00:05:20.240 Yeah, Billie Eilish no show and Lady Gaga what and this is like 75 00:05:20.319 --> 00:05:25.120 her event? Lady was famous for marring a meats dress. Yes, she 76 00:05:25.160 --> 00:05:28.759 wore that prime rib dress. That's the favorite dress you ever seen was the 77 00:05:28.800 --> 00:05:32.160 meat dress. My dog really loved that. I bet he would. Uh 78 00:05:32.199 --> 00:05:38.279 so We'll get into the minutia of the met gallop a little bit later, 79 00:05:38.319 --> 00:05:42.319 but some of the outfits are I've been looking at the dresses. Its awesome, 80 00:05:42.639 --> 00:05:44.720 it's comic. I'm looking at a couple of them. I'm like, 81 00:05:44.759 --> 00:05:46.800 you paid money for that. So basically the Met you whatever. You see 82 00:05:46.800 --> 00:05:50.759 these stupid fashion shows with people with all the big crap on, like they 83 00:05:50.759 --> 00:05:55.639 look dressed like a Rubik's cube, all the dumb crap. This is the 84 00:05:55.680 --> 00:05:58.519 only place you could wear one of these dumb outfits, right, yeah, 85 00:05:58.639 --> 00:06:02.439 yeah, that you look really great at it? Are your edgy or you 86 00:06:02.480 --> 00:06:13.759 know, frendy. That's why people underestimate the brilliance of Zulander and Tolander because 87 00:06:13.800 --> 00:06:17.519 they mock the fashion industry to the point to where this is. I'm sorry. 88 00:06:17.560 --> 00:06:20.560 I think Zulander is one of the greatest films of all time, and 89 00:06:20.560 --> 00:06:24.560 I'm going to stick to that. I'm looking at some of the outfits. 90 00:06:25.040 --> 00:06:30.360 One has those yes, some of one of them has a weird uh top. 91 00:06:30.800 --> 00:06:33.839 They're pointy, weird, like the Madonna pointy kind of weird. Yeah, 92 00:06:34.240 --> 00:06:38.120 here's a shocker. It looks like j Low. You can kind of 93 00:06:38.120 --> 00:06:40.800 see through her dress. Oh of course she can. That is very off 94 00:06:40.879 --> 00:06:45.199 brand for her. She's having a bad year because she had to. She 95 00:06:45.360 --> 00:06:50.800 canceled her her tour because it wasn't doing so well because I think people don't 96 00:06:50.879 --> 00:06:57.480 like her anymore. I think people she did a biography about herself and no 97 00:06:57.519 --> 00:07:00.199 one watched it. Wow, did she really? Yeah? Because you remember 98 00:07:00.240 --> 00:07:03.560 she was Jenny from the Block and everybody on her block was like, no, 99 00:07:03.160 --> 00:07:08.120 no, she's not Jenny from the Block now, and she she makes 100 00:07:08.160 --> 00:07:10.199 her out to be this. Uh, you know, I did this. 101 00:07:10.279 --> 00:07:14.040 I was a victim and I did this, and then people don't like her 102 00:07:14.079 --> 00:07:18.959 because they love Jennifer Gardner. She stole Jennifer Gardner's husband. Oh is that? 103 00:07:19.120 --> 00:07:24.560 Yeah? And Jennifer Gardner quit doing movies so she can raise her kids. 104 00:07:24.959 --> 00:07:29.639 Gardener, What did I say, Gardener? Yeah? Well, well 105 00:07:29.639 --> 00:07:33.240 she is doing Capital one commercials potato because the met Galas theme was gardening. 106 00:07:33.399 --> 00:07:40.319 Oh right, timeless, timeless garden was no Garden of Time. I was 107 00:07:40.360 --> 00:07:44.240 close. Yeah, the Garden of Time inspired by of course, everybody knows 108 00:07:44.279 --> 00:07:47.600 this. Uh. J. G. Bowler's nineteen sixty two short story of 109 00:07:47.639 --> 00:07:50.079 the same name. Oh yeah, that's a good read. It is. 110 00:07:50.439 --> 00:07:53.720 We did that at a book club. It's a really good read. If 111 00:07:53.720 --> 00:07:56.279 you get oh you, I can't get an invite to the book club. 112 00:07:56.759 --> 00:07:59.680 I get one. We're kind of full up. Well, you keep saying 113 00:07:59.720 --> 00:08:01.879 that, but people don't show up all the time. Greg gets your's in 114 00:08:01.920 --> 00:08:05.360 there with me. Oh, I know, he's the one that suggested. 115 00:08:05.439 --> 00:08:09.519 I said, Greg, Greg, get your which book do you want to 116 00:08:09.560 --> 00:08:11.439 read? He said, oh, of course, The Garden of Time by 117 00:08:11.519 --> 00:08:16.600 JG. Ballards. It's in nineteen sixty two. That's an easy read. 118 00:08:16.199 --> 00:08:18.920 It's a fun read. Yeah. I like saying it's a good read. 119 00:08:20.680 --> 00:08:24.199 I know you do. It's so pretentious. Oh, it's such a good 120 00:08:24.240 --> 00:08:28.519 read. Dwight falls asleep if you if you send an email with more than 121 00:08:28.519 --> 00:08:31.639 two cents, I know people send me these war and piece messages. I'm 122 00:08:31.679 --> 00:08:35.200 like, okay, I'm out. You could have said hey, I need 123 00:08:35.240 --> 00:08:37.879 tickets, and I'd respond, But anytime it goes past like three sentences, 124 00:08:39.960 --> 00:08:41.600 I've got the attention span of of your own. All right. Next up 125 00:08:41.600 --> 00:08:46.960 for Louisville' is the PGA Championship. They will return to Valhalla. It hasn't 126 00:08:46.000 --> 00:08:50.480 been here in quite some time. They will the golfers will start coming in 127 00:08:50.559 --> 00:08:56.279 late this week. A lot of times they just lease or rent those huge 128 00:08:56.320 --> 00:09:00.799 houses on Valhalla. You know, Tiger Woods will stay at Valhall in somebody's 129 00:09:00.799 --> 00:09:03.080 house. God knows what they get for it for the week. But they're 130 00:09:03.159 --> 00:09:09.720 expecting two hundred thousand fans at Valhalla. Phil Mincholson when the last time they 131 00:09:09.720 --> 00:09:11.360 were here he stayed at my Dixie Highway home, did he really yeah? 132 00:09:11.480 --> 00:09:15.159 Yeah, yeah, well it's pretty cool. That's down to earth for he 133 00:09:15.240 --> 00:09:18.639 was. Yeah. They call him Phil from the block is what they call 134 00:09:18.759 --> 00:09:22.960 him, do they? Yeah? So one night, uh, me and 135 00:09:22.000 --> 00:09:24.919 Phil Micholson. I said, look, you don't have to golf tomorrow to 136 00:09:24.960 --> 00:09:28.919 what nine am? He goes, yeah, how about we read this book 137 00:09:28.960 --> 00:09:31.440 called the Garden of Time. He said, oh, that's a great read 138 00:09:31.559 --> 00:09:37.320 it together. Uh So, there is no parking at Valhalla anywhere near it. 139 00:09:37.480 --> 00:09:43.360 You have to you have to ride chair. I think my brother in 140 00:09:43.440 --> 00:09:46.759 law is one of the official doctors of the PGA tournament. Got young, 141 00:09:46.840 --> 00:09:52.799 Yeah, doctor Scott Young. And so we live how far do we live 142 00:09:52.799 --> 00:09:56.399 from Valhalla? Not you're a good five miles all right, five miles and 143 00:09:56.480 --> 00:10:01.559 easy whatever? But was showy old traffic it's oh yeah, forty five. 144 00:10:01.279 --> 00:10:05.759 So we live, I guess what, five miles from Valhalla. So what 145 00:10:05.799 --> 00:10:09.399 he has to do is he has to drive ten miles away yep, and 146 00:10:09.480 --> 00:10:15.559 park at the Kentucky Experts what is expos X and catch a bus out there 147 00:10:15.559 --> 00:10:18.000 to catch a bus out to Valhalla. Then that's where it's go all the 148 00:10:18.000 --> 00:10:20.000 way back. So he asked me will you drop me off? And with 149 00:10:20.159 --> 00:10:22.639 oh, no, that's not in the it's not against against the rules. 150 00:10:22.679 --> 00:10:28.559 Can't do that, Scott, because these golf people will do anything to watch 151 00:10:28.600 --> 00:10:31.759 other people play golf. I don't understand it, but you know, different 152 00:10:31.759 --> 00:10:33.639 strokes for different fum. Absolutely, I'm getting ready fly to Vegas to see 153 00:10:33.679 --> 00:10:37.320 the Stones. A lot of people, you know, you're right, I 154 00:10:37.360 --> 00:10:41.639 guess it's my rock concert type crap. I mean you were one of those 155 00:10:41.639 --> 00:10:46.399 losers. I mean those fans. Yeah, they used to stand in line 156 00:10:46.440 --> 00:10:50.600 for three days for tickets. Why. I used to follow the whatever Stones 157 00:10:50.600 --> 00:10:54.159 would tour. I would go three or four cities, same with Springsteen. 158 00:10:54.519 --> 00:11:00.000 But now I just go to one or two. PG championship is pretty good, 159 00:11:00.120 --> 00:11:01.720 A big deal again, two hundred thousand people. So we got back 160 00:11:01.759 --> 00:11:05.200 to back Derby events here, I know for the next couple of weeks. 161 00:11:05.240 --> 00:11:09.440 Then you got Harlowe's got his festival going Mortal Day weekend. So there's it's 162 00:11:09.440 --> 00:11:13.000 gonna be a busy month. And oh, speaking of the PGA tournament. 163 00:11:13.080 --> 00:11:18.879 Justin Thomas yesterday, I was own hometown hero banner. That was good. 164 00:11:18.960 --> 00:11:24.919 Yeah, he was crying, he was I think I like seven. It 165 00:11:24.960 --> 00:11:31.240 was all Louisville's super rich in one little area when the banner came down instead 166 00:11:31.279 --> 00:11:37.799 clapping, do you do this exactly? Actually, I'm not kidding. I 167 00:11:37.840 --> 00:11:41.000 saw all of these pass I'm sorry for him. I think they were golf 168 00:11:41.039 --> 00:11:45.639 class. I saw a video the other day of one of these idiots that 169 00:11:45.720 --> 00:11:52.480 are I'm sorry, idiots, very passionate Palestinian protesters these uh these college campuses. 170 00:11:52.480 --> 00:11:54.600 But literally they did that. So he goes and we're not leaving until 171 00:11:54.600 --> 00:11:58.080 it gets done. And four of them went started snapping, and I went, 172 00:11:58.519 --> 00:12:03.519 this is that live bit that's clapping? Is too violent? Got it? 173 00:12:03.720 --> 00:12:07.320 Well? No, you saw that unlike the Palestinians. Peace. Did 174 00:12:07.360 --> 00:12:13.759 you see the Colombian students have passed? They have They have asked the President 175 00:12:13.799 --> 00:12:18.080 of Colombia to say we have been too traumatized. See this sounds like a 176 00:12:18.159 --> 00:12:20.279 Venetti line. Look, I'm too traumatized to take the test, teach. 177 00:12:22.039 --> 00:12:24.200 I was like, I need some time to take. So they're saying they're 178 00:12:24.200 --> 00:12:28.960 getting expelled anyway. I don't know. Well, they're saying they can't take 179 00:12:28.000 --> 00:12:33.279 finals and that everybody should get a passing grade because of the trauma they have 180 00:12:33.360 --> 00:12:37.519 experienced that they have caused. Yes, if you're gonna get it down to 181 00:12:37.559 --> 00:12:41.240 brass tax the trauma, they you're the one that caused the trauma. It 182 00:12:41.279 --> 00:12:43.799 doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. It's still trauma, 183 00:12:43.919 --> 00:12:50.120 and we can't take the test. Trauma is trauma. Jack Sport College Sport. 184 00:12:50.559 --> 00:12:54.600 So these these schools are seventy five two one hundred thousand dollars a year. 185 00:12:54.879 --> 00:13:00.360 It's fifty thousand dollars a semester. So they are asking the school to 186 00:13:00.399 --> 00:13:03.759 divest from any companies that have anything to do with Israel. And I went, 187 00:13:05.360 --> 00:13:07.799 who's paying your tuition? Right, mommy and daddy? Have you asked 188 00:13:07.919 --> 00:13:13.200 mommy and daddy to divest? How are you getting your education with investments from 189 00:13:13.200 --> 00:13:20.120 those companies that are paying for your Ivy League education? So have you gone 190 00:13:20.120 --> 00:13:22.240 home and said mommy and Daddy divest. Well, then if I do that, 191 00:13:22.360 --> 00:13:26.200 I can't send you to school. Wait wait what wait? Hold on, 192 00:13:26.960 --> 00:13:31.840 hold on. I thought it was funny. The other day I was 193 00:13:31.879 --> 00:13:33.879 reading something about this, especially the one at Columbia. Some of these groups 194 00:13:33.919 --> 00:13:39.759 that are sponsoring this protest are actually registered as clubs on the campus, which 195 00:13:39.799 --> 00:13:45.120 means they get money from Columbia. So Colombia, in essence, is, 196 00:13:45.159 --> 00:13:48.559 in some performer fashion, funding the protest against them with these clubs that are 197 00:13:48.600 --> 00:13:52.000 out there on the quad. Yeah, well, all right, I have 198 00:13:52.080 --> 00:13:58.559 the joke of the day. Whoa what it's a Nazi? Nuh, it's 199 00:13:58.159 --> 00:14:03.200 a Nazi nonock knock joke? Oh boy, this should be interesting. Okay, 200 00:14:03.440 --> 00:14:07.279 are we sure we're okay to let him do the joke? Wait? 201 00:14:07.320 --> 00:14:11.799 Wait wait, the views told you that he did not necessarily express the views 202 00:14:11.799 --> 00:14:16.360 of Rickman. Johnny is not knock knock joke. Okay, I'm uncomfortable. 203 00:14:16.440 --> 00:14:18.720 Here we go. Let's get that. Let's get that immunity music for me. 204 00:14:18.840 --> 00:14:22.240 Definitely needs that. Am I answering the door? I'll answered the door, 205 00:14:22.399 --> 00:14:26.559 okay, okay, yeah, knock knock? Who's there? Asked the 206 00:14:26.759 --> 00:14:31.240 question, do you really hit him? Dude? You could have fake slappy 207 00:14:31.360 --> 00:14:35.320 tomb ass you're doing to John? Hey, John, you wear a knock 208 00:14:35.360 --> 00:14:43.519 knock joke. Sure, knock knock. Who's there? Yeah, you're not 209 00:14:43.519 --> 00:14:48.200 supposed to hit a guy with glasses, Johnny, I got an extra parent. 210 00:14:48.279 --> 00:14:52.919 Hey Ricky, Rick, Okay, Rick, I'm glad. I'm another 211 00:14:54.440 --> 00:15:01.799 Hey Ricky during the Hey, I gotta see your eye. You gotta shiner, 212 00:15:01.879 --> 00:15:03.960 dude, Sorry, buddy, you gotta shine to the ginger when I 213 00:15:03.960 --> 00:15:07.639 get home. I don't know how to do that. I give you another 214 00:15:07.679 --> 00:15:11.759 one. All right. We have Vision First. I'm going over there tomorrow. 215 00:15:11.879 --> 00:15:15.279 I've been there in a while. Vision First will take care of you 216 00:15:15.360 --> 00:15:18.039 with any of your eye care needs. They are top to bottom the best. 217 00:15:18.080 --> 00:15:22.879 They have a place all over southern Indiana and Kentucky and Louisville. What 218 00:15:22.919 --> 00:15:24.279 you got to do is get an appointment. Then when you get in there, 219 00:15:26.240 --> 00:15:30.480 you will see the doctor. They'll run you through the tests, and 220 00:15:30.519 --> 00:15:33.559 when you come out the other side, within minutes, you will know what 221 00:15:33.600 --> 00:15:37.120 your what the glasses are. They'll be preparing your glasses at that point, 222 00:15:37.200 --> 00:15:39.360 and then you go talk to the fashion forward folks that say, hey, 223 00:15:41.080 --> 00:15:43.840 here's the newest glasses. Here's what we'll look for. You know, some 224 00:15:43.879 --> 00:15:46.919 people have a long face. Us three in this room have round fat faces. 225 00:15:48.320 --> 00:15:52.919 So they have glasses for round fat faces, long thin faces, horse 226 00:15:52.960 --> 00:15:56.879 faces, whatever face you have they have, they have glasses for it. 227 00:15:56.919 --> 00:16:00.559 You do they have a sunglasses where we can cover up that shiner. At 228 00:16:00.639 --> 00:16:03.679 least I got a sheet. Yeah, yeah, my car and get my 229 00:16:03.679 --> 00:16:07.879 shady raised. Now you're gonna ask later and that you're gonna have to say 230 00:16:07.159 --> 00:16:12.000 this was knock knock joke. Oh wow, I thought it would be a 231 00:16:12.000 --> 00:16:17.000 better story. All right. So vision first. Okay, so if you 232 00:16:17.000 --> 00:16:19.840 buy one pair of glasses, the second second pair is fifty percent off. 233 00:16:19.879 --> 00:16:25.000 Google them up vision first and get an appointment. My daughter went there in 234 00:16:25.039 --> 00:16:26.519 the second grade because the teacher was like, look, she needs glasses. 235 00:16:26.559 --> 00:16:30.399 We're like what. And then I'm going, uh tomorrow because I'm tired of 236 00:16:30.399 --> 00:16:33.799 these readers and i need something permanent. All right, Vision first. Back 237 00:16:33.840 --> 00:16:40.120 after this on news radio eight forty w Rich as June Dinnagher with the Bloomberg 238 00:16:40.240 --> 00:16:44.759 Money Minute. Hey Joan ye, Hello, good morning, good morning to 239 00:16:45.000 --> 00:16:48.480 you. I'm in a great movie because Thursday, I'll leave for Las Vegas. 240 00:16:49.000 --> 00:16:53.200 Ooh sounds great. Rolling Stone show. Yeah, is that at the 241 00:16:53.519 --> 00:16:57.559 Is that at the dome? It's at the toilet that gigantic Uh the raiders 242 00:16:57.600 --> 00:17:04.720 play. Oh, it looks like a big excuse me, Yeah, it 243 00:17:04.759 --> 00:17:11.079 looks like a roomba. It looks ye do yeah Vegas? Are you a 244 00:17:11.160 --> 00:17:15.680 Vegas person, Joan? I have been a couple of times, and I'd 245 00:17:15.720 --> 00:17:18.599 like to go back, but I'm not, you know, like a you 246 00:17:18.640 --> 00:17:22.680 know, a casino devotation. We don't get my wife and I. We 247 00:17:22.720 --> 00:17:26.920 don't gamble. That's that's part of the charm of going there. But they 248 00:17:26.920 --> 00:17:29.839 have tables if you want to do five or ten dollars. And I also 249 00:17:29.880 --> 00:17:33.640 heard there's a ranch out there with nothing but chickens. It's true, and 250 00:17:33.720 --> 00:17:37.200 I love chickens. Well if you're into chickens, but no, it's true. 251 00:17:37.200 --> 00:17:40.119 Story. Is your wife going to let you go? Yeah, she 252 00:17:40.319 --> 00:17:45.240 likes chickens. I don't know. Listen all right, but I did. 253 00:17:45.240 --> 00:17:51.440 I read in an article where chicken farmers are rough because now what you call 254 00:17:51.559 --> 00:17:53.920 millennials are taking on chickens. It's pets, by the way, Joan. 255 00:17:55.799 --> 00:17:59.799 Yes, Dwight's wife. All these jokes, you hear, you're thinking what 256 00:18:00.279 --> 00:18:03.519 she would. One of the organizations voted his wife as Legislator of the year 257 00:18:06.519 --> 00:18:08.839 representatives in Kentucky. So all of these jokes, I'm like, dude, 258 00:18:08.839 --> 00:18:18.680 you wire and somehow it doesn't sh she was. It's like all publicity is 259 00:18:18.839 --> 00:18:22.160 right right right, Yeah, somehow this is good for a career. I 260 00:18:22.480 --> 00:18:26.880 don't know. Okay, let's get to the market. Yesterday up a little 261 00:18:26.920 --> 00:18:30.200 bit, but looks like it might stall a little bit from the jump here. 262 00:18:32.079 --> 00:18:34.519 Yeah, the economy has been showing signs of cooling. Some money managers 263 00:18:34.519 --> 00:18:38.640 think investors may be tempting that to cash out books some profits from their recent 264 00:18:38.720 --> 00:18:44.799 run up rather than stretch company values further. Right now the stock averages then 265 00:18:44.839 --> 00:18:48.000 maybe at a tipping point. This morning, they're showing a slight gain. 266 00:18:48.160 --> 00:18:53.519 Stock futures right now up, SMP futures up nine, Nasdaq futures up eleven, 267 00:18:53.640 --> 00:18:59.319 Dow futures up seventy six points. We'll see when the market opens. 268 00:18:59.400 --> 00:19:03.160 Uber considers itself a threat to door Dash, and now a bigger one because 269 00:19:03.200 --> 00:19:07.160 it has a deal with Instacart. Instacart users will be able to order from 270 00:19:07.200 --> 00:19:11.480 restaurants using an uber Eats link on the Instacart app. Uber's driver will drivers 271 00:19:11.480 --> 00:19:15.240 will fill those orders. Grocery delivery will be separate, that'll be run by 272 00:19:15.240 --> 00:19:21.240 Instacart. Uber will pay instacrt an affiliate fee for every order it gets, 273 00:19:21.480 --> 00:19:26.480 and Uber will be able to gain access to Instacart's base of suburban families. 274 00:19:26.960 --> 00:19:29.880 With the news radio eight forty w h A s. Bloomberg Money Report, 275 00:19:29.920 --> 00:19:37.720 I'm Joan Donagher. So you go to Las Vegas, going to Las Vegas 276 00:19:37.720 --> 00:19:42.839 and see the Yeah, what times the flight out? Uh? Five pm? 277 00:19:44.079 --> 00:19:48.200 Yes, five pm? Of course you land at five pm in Vegas. 278 00:19:48.200 --> 00:19:52.400 Oh, right, we landed at six pm in Vegas. It's only 279 00:19:52.519 --> 00:19:56.880 our flight evidently to Vegas. But oh the way, hal, who wasn't 280 00:19:56.880 --> 00:19:59.359 the plate for the A B A and all that was? There was a 281 00:19:59.480 --> 00:20:03.640 there was a Louisville. It was a Kentucky, Kentucky Colonel Danis or Indianapolis. 282 00:20:03.960 --> 00:20:06.759 Yeah, he was gonna fly to indian Apple. It was either a 283 00:20:06.759 --> 00:20:08.160 Saint Lui or Indianapolis. And he said, I'm not getting on no time 284 00:20:08.200 --> 00:20:12.400 machine, right, and the story right because it was an hour difference because 285 00:20:12.440 --> 00:20:17.200 Louisville is on Eastern Standard, but should be on Central time and we're on 286 00:20:17.240 --> 00:20:21.440 Eastern Standard because of ge the right. The general manager of g said, 287 00:20:21.440 --> 00:20:22.759 no, we need to be on Eastern. So they were gonna fly out 288 00:20:22.799 --> 00:20:29.680 at like four pm and arrive at in Indianapolis at four pm. I'm not 289 00:20:29.799 --> 00:20:34.000 getting on a time machine. So you're flying out at five you're a TSA 290 00:20:34.240 --> 00:20:38.079 preapproved. Yes, we walked straight through TSA and so what does that mean? 291 00:20:38.119 --> 00:20:41.839 They don't mess with you as much. I always like to say, 292 00:20:41.880 --> 00:20:44.880 hey, I hope there's no narcotics in my butt though, just as a 293 00:20:44.880 --> 00:20:49.000 goose to maybe possibly get searched. Well. They have a great sense of 294 00:20:49.079 --> 00:20:52.279 humor. They haven't taken me up on that yet. Everyone that works at 295 00:20:52.279 --> 00:20:55.640 the airport has a great sense of humor, so I think, go with 296 00:20:55.720 --> 00:21:00.400 it. I hope my wife doesn't have any narcotics in her butt in it 297 00:21:00.599 --> 00:21:04.200 they have tagged the last two times we flew out, Maggie got tagged twice 298 00:21:04.240 --> 00:21:07.519 in a row for her bag. I can't remember what it was was in 299 00:21:07.559 --> 00:21:11.440 the bag. I do always get asked. One time we were flying out 300 00:21:11.480 --> 00:21:17.359 to Mexico and they were saying that they were testing me for explosives. Mmm, 301 00:21:17.400 --> 00:21:21.400 I got that done? Yeah? Really okay? Well, because I 302 00:21:21.440 --> 00:21:23.640 look so much like a terrorist, well haired, blue eyed. Sometimes when 303 00:21:23.680 --> 00:21:26.960 I got a little boy, do I fit the profile? I grow like 304 00:21:26.960 --> 00:21:30.480 a five o'clock shadow. I kind of look like, who's what do you 305 00:21:30.559 --> 00:21:36.680 mean? Dead? I get it. I look like a blonde dumbdelo wise. 306 00:21:36.799 --> 00:21:40.559 They do that little thing and they swipe your hands with a little liquid 307 00:21:40.680 --> 00:21:45.039 or like a little not liquid but a little napkin. I made inappropriate noise 308 00:21:45.079 --> 00:21:48.359 this the whole time she was doing I was like, oh, look me 309 00:21:48.359 --> 00:21:52.119 in the eye when you swap my hands. Well, this could have been 310 00:21:52.160 --> 00:21:56.880 handy derby weekend. But I'm just not getting the story. My buddy Jeremy 311 00:21:56.880 --> 00:22:00.319 Schell from the Bourbon Show, he was saying, to avoid hangovers for he 312 00:22:00.400 --> 00:22:03.160 goes to bit, he'll take some pedia lite. Yeah. Yeah, that's 313 00:22:03.160 --> 00:22:07.319 an old that's an old thing. Well, move over, Pdoi. There's 314 00:22:07.359 --> 00:22:11.440 a new hangover cure in town, and it's called the IV Drip. It's 315 00:22:11.440 --> 00:22:15.880 becoming a crossover sensation and health, wellness and travel like it's been out for 316 00:22:15.960 --> 00:22:19.160 years. They got them in Mexico. They got IV. There's one in 317 00:22:19.200 --> 00:22:22.000 St. Matthew's. Is there really the right across from Lots of Pasta, 318 00:22:22.039 --> 00:22:26.880 there's a place you can go and they'll do you the IV drip. Well, 319 00:22:26.920 --> 00:22:30.039 you see a bunch of them popping up more frequently in hotels and resources 320 00:22:30.119 --> 00:22:34.559 casinos. Yeah, sure, even shopping malls where visitors are prone to have 321 00:22:36.319 --> 00:22:40.960 excessive alcohol intake. That makes sense about Mexico because everybody's down there the party. 322 00:22:41.000 --> 00:22:42.960 But they called the banana bag right because it's yellow, it's got all 323 00:22:44.000 --> 00:22:47.880 the vitamins. It's oh my goodness, it's got all the vitamins and nutrients 324 00:22:47.880 --> 00:22:51.119 in it, and it's and it hydrates you from within. Yeah, it's 325 00:22:51.240 --> 00:22:52.759 it's a I don't know if it's a cure. We should try it. 326 00:22:52.880 --> 00:22:56.680 Wait, I go to the beach. I wear a banana bag. If 327 00:22:56.680 --> 00:22:59.240 you know it, yeah, cross foul. Thank you. If you know 328 00:22:59.319 --> 00:23:02.720 anybody that knows that owns that ivy place, I have them call it. 329 00:23:02.880 --> 00:23:04.279 What is the name of it? I'll look at it today, But it's 330 00:23:04.359 --> 00:23:07.680 right there in that strip mall across from Lots of Pasta on Lextingon Road in 331 00:23:07.680 --> 00:23:14.440 Saint Matthew's Dwight and I we will give you an excuse to Yes, right, 332 00:23:14.880 --> 00:23:18.200 I really get hangovers, so I drink tequila. I bet you they're 333 00:23:18.240 --> 00:23:21.799 all over Vegas. I bet they are too. I might I might have 334 00:23:21.839 --> 00:23:27.359 to check one out. Yes, Sarah Munez of a Hardy dos It says, 335 00:23:27.400 --> 00:23:30.960 you get a hardy dose of Beat twelve vitamins. No, it's great. 336 00:23:30.039 --> 00:23:34.319 You also get rehydrated as vitamin C, so you're back at action, 337 00:23:34.480 --> 00:23:41.440 quicker to do even more to yourself. Yeah, well that you've seen videos. 338 00:23:41.680 --> 00:23:45.599 Look if this was around in nineteen sixty two, you would see pictures 339 00:23:45.640 --> 00:23:48.039 of Frank Sinatra in the rat pack, sitting there in the steam room with 340 00:23:48.079 --> 00:23:52.680 one of those ivs in their arms because they did it every single night. 341 00:23:52.759 --> 00:23:55.359 Yeah. But people, right, people were tougher back then when it comes 342 00:23:55.359 --> 00:23:57.680 to hangovers, though, they Yeah, I think so. No, I 343 00:23:57.720 --> 00:24:03.160 don't think so. You think you either hungover or not. No. You 344 00:24:03.359 --> 00:24:04.880 you read through history, You're going, why didn't that person show up to 345 00:24:04.960 --> 00:24:07.839 this point in history? And they're like, well, they were too drunk 346 00:24:08.559 --> 00:24:12.480 passed out. Hugh Jackman's going to be in another movie. I actually want 347 00:24:12.480 --> 00:24:15.279 to see this one. I think I like you when it comes out on 348 00:24:15.359 --> 00:24:21.240 a video, not in theaters. It's been six years since there's been some 349 00:24:21.359 --> 00:24:26.000 kind of incarnation of Robin Hood. But to hit the no listen, this 350 00:24:26.039 --> 00:24:33.319 sounds this sounds cool. So done with Robinhood. Kevin Costner nailed it with 351 00:24:33.359 --> 00:24:38.599 his little spandex pants this period Wits and the and the guy from Shaw Shank. 352 00:24:41.160 --> 00:24:45.559 That was the longest nut of Yea Morgan free Morgan Freeman and Kevin cost 353 00:24:45.880 --> 00:24:49.759 Robin Hood in nineteen eighty nine. Lock it down. It doesn't need to 354 00:24:49.759 --> 00:24:55.200 be done again until now again. Okay. I like the idea Hugh Jackman 355 00:24:56.079 --> 00:25:00.119 to be playing Robinhood. The project is said to be a darker robin Hood. 356 00:25:00.440 --> 00:25:06.799 I like that. I like that idea. The title don't know if 357 00:25:06.799 --> 00:25:10.720 it's gonna be one robin Hood or not. Title of the movie The Death 358 00:25:10.759 --> 00:25:15.000 of Robin Hood Jackman. Of course we'll be handling the role of said Robin 359 00:25:15.000 --> 00:25:21.400 Hood playing opposite of Julie. Is it comer? All these stories, we're 360 00:25:21.440 --> 00:25:26.160 not sure if they actually existed. King Arthur. They think King Arthur was 361 00:25:26.319 --> 00:25:30.400 a kind of a mixture of several different people including They think he was a 362 00:25:30.440 --> 00:25:37.680 former Roman general that turned turned on him and had his crew. And that's 363 00:25:37.680 --> 00:25:42.559 who King Arthur was. They're not sure, and he keep really good records. 364 00:25:42.559 --> 00:25:48.160 Then I don't know what's wrong with this person. He's a dentist and 365 00:25:48.200 --> 00:25:53.079 he's claiming you're actually not supposed to rent the toothpaste off your teeth when okay, 366 00:25:53.599 --> 00:25:56.680 okay, I saw that story this morning. Okay, what I tried 367 00:25:57.480 --> 00:26:02.039 case hard to do. Well, it's habit because I always brush my teeth, 368 00:26:02.039 --> 00:26:03.279 and I brushed my tongue, and I brush the top of my room. 369 00:26:03.279 --> 00:26:07.799 I'm gonna start tomorrow and I always you know the force of habit. 370 00:26:07.119 --> 00:26:11.319 Then you rants and you spit. But this morning, after reading his article, 371 00:26:11.400 --> 00:26:15.160 okay, my wife's saying that spinners are quitters. I don't know what 372 00:26:15.200 --> 00:26:18.319 that means. I guess she's a big toothbrusher. Sure, So I think 373 00:26:18.640 --> 00:26:22.000 the other thing was, you know, I had a in the old building 374 00:26:22.000 --> 00:26:26.680 when we were here twelve hours a day. It used to be at the 375 00:26:26.839 --> 00:26:29.319 at the old studio. Dwight and I would be at work for twelve hours 376 00:26:29.359 --> 00:26:32.079 a day. We were talking to sales, we were writing new bits were 377 00:26:32.160 --> 00:26:36.119 every day and whatever doing the show. Uh, and I brought I you 378 00:26:36.160 --> 00:26:38.240 know this, I had a toothbrush and toothpaste. I would brush my teeth 379 00:26:38.240 --> 00:26:41.279 in the middle of the day. I would brush my teeth three or four 380 00:26:41.319 --> 00:26:45.279 times a day. They're saying, after you eat, do not like if 381 00:26:45.319 --> 00:26:48.920 I have something, if I eat something, I have to brush my teeth. 382 00:26:48.079 --> 00:26:52.440 They're saying, don't do that. What because the saliva comes down and 383 00:26:52.480 --> 00:26:56.480 protects and cleans your teeth, you should not brush your teeth immediately after eating 384 00:26:56.640 --> 00:27:00.240 that. And I'm like, I have a problem with that, And that's 385 00:27:00.319 --> 00:27:04.960 just senseless propaganda put out there by Big Cavity. If you think Big Cavity 386 00:27:06.000 --> 00:27:11.079 has your teeth best interest at heart, think again, sport or Jack? 387 00:27:11.160 --> 00:27:15.440 Is that a jacker sport? Think again, Jack. That's either way. 388 00:27:15.480 --> 00:27:18.640 I think it goes either way anyway. The dentist goes on to say that 389 00:27:18.720 --> 00:27:26.640 you shouldn't you shouldn't wrench your mouth after after that because it gives the toothpaste 390 00:27:26.680 --> 00:27:33.039 and the fluoride more time to get in there and kill bacteria from film from 391 00:27:33.079 --> 00:27:37.799 the food and sugary drinks. He also recommends that you floss before brushing your 392 00:27:37.839 --> 00:27:41.480 teeth. Well, duh, everybody knows that part right here. Here's the 393 00:27:41.519 --> 00:27:45.519 problem. Yeah, yes, Well, Flora, how much fluoride is good, 394 00:27:45.599 --> 00:27:48.839 right, So it's in our drinking water, it's in our toothpaste that 395 00:27:49.119 --> 00:27:52.960 they control us. Well, that in the in the airplane lines in the 396 00:27:53.000 --> 00:27:59.039 sky where it's Kim trails. There are so many foods and products in America 397 00:28:00.000 --> 00:28:04.079 that are sold on the on the shelf that places like China. That's like 398 00:28:04.200 --> 00:28:11.480 even China which has cancer and everything, walls blankets there. But even China's 399 00:28:11.480 --> 00:28:15.000 like, no, we wouldn't sell that to our citizens. Here's here's a 400 00:28:15.039 --> 00:28:18.000 conversation you will hear actually here at the FDA. Hey, Frank, what's 401 00:28:18.039 --> 00:28:22.759 the acceptable amount of lead to be ingested? No, that's a thing in 402 00:28:22.880 --> 00:28:27.920 Cereal. It's the thing. There's lead mill particles per blah blah blah. 403 00:28:27.960 --> 00:28:33.480 Let's bump that up. Yeah, a home inspector will cancel a sale if 404 00:28:33.519 --> 00:28:40.240 there's one flaky piece of paint on the back window sill, right, because 405 00:28:40.359 --> 00:28:45.119 possibly some kid could wander back there, find that one chip, pick it 406 00:28:45.160 --> 00:28:48.799 off and put it in his mouth. That would be me and you, 407 00:28:48.039 --> 00:28:52.200 of course, Hey, but the odds of that happening are not going to 408 00:28:52.279 --> 00:28:55.079 happen. Hey, Tony, give me half that paint chip. But that 409 00:28:55.119 --> 00:28:57.519 you can't do that because of that. Right, But then there's lipstick in 410 00:28:57.559 --> 00:29:02.119 this sold on the counters at walk Greens and everywhere else in this and CBS 411 00:29:02.119 --> 00:29:06.839 and wherever you buy makeup that has lead in the lipstick you put on your 412 00:29:06.880 --> 00:29:08.119 lips. And how many tell you licking your lips? I mean, I 413 00:29:08.119 --> 00:29:14.240 don't wear lipstick anymore. No, you used to look pretty, though, 414 00:29:14.400 --> 00:29:17.440 I will tell you it enhanced it well, brought out your eyes. I 415 00:29:17.480 --> 00:29:19.079 have asked me, I have a full bottom lip and now I have a 416 00:29:19.079 --> 00:29:22.920 thin got to make up for it, you know, I was just Uh, 417 00:29:23.200 --> 00:29:26.920 I use a filler in my lips. Man. I gotta tell you 418 00:29:26.720 --> 00:29:30.599 the things that some women do. They put the lipstick on and then they 419 00:29:30.720 --> 00:29:34.119 draw the line around. I like that. I can't ripe. But how 420 00:29:34.119 --> 00:29:37.160 do you learn to do that? Like? I can't. Even when I'm 421 00:29:37.160 --> 00:29:41.039 doing a coloring book, I'll call them butthole lips? Will they take the 422 00:29:41.079 --> 00:29:44.799 line or they trace around? Because it used like a brown line or something 423 00:29:45.920 --> 00:29:48.319 and it goes all the way around there? Ye? Can I help you? 424 00:29:51.599 --> 00:30:00.640 Can I help you? So? Uh finish the story? Uh? 425 00:30:00.680 --> 00:30:03.079 That's it? Oh, that's it? Okay? So you should flush before 426 00:30:03.279 --> 00:30:08.039 you should it's like it's like listening to Walter Crackite and Dan Rather. Okay, 427 00:30:08.720 --> 00:30:14.920 so yeah, the whole mouth thing is important because there are good germs 428 00:30:14.920 --> 00:30:17.799 in there too, right, all right, But I don't know. I 429 00:30:17.920 --> 00:30:22.480 take that. I take the brown listerine every morning and every night May I'll 430 00:30:22.559 --> 00:30:26.279 lay into it. There was a time when I couldn't shut off my saliva 431 00:30:26.480 --> 00:30:30.400 glands. There was like two days something happened, I ate something or something 432 00:30:30.440 --> 00:30:34.359 happened and I couldn't turn off my saliva glands and they were it was pouring 433 00:30:34.400 --> 00:30:37.920 out of my mouth and I was like spitting, and I was like, 434 00:30:37.960 --> 00:30:41.720 what is going on? So you go, what do you do when something 435 00:30:41.759 --> 00:30:44.200 goes wrong? Rick, I'm sure does this to you? What do you 436 00:30:44.240 --> 00:30:47.279 do? Google? Google it? Yeah? But web md? What do 437 00:30:47.359 --> 00:30:49.839 I do? Eat this? Drink my friend? Oh my god, it's 438 00:30:49.920 --> 00:30:52.599 the worst. Doctors will tell you the worst thing you can do if you 439 00:30:52.640 --> 00:30:56.519 have an ailment, don't google it. My doctor has a sign in one 440 00:30:56.559 --> 00:31:02.079 of his examining rooms that says, thank you for sparing me your internet diagnosis. 441 00:31:02.119 --> 00:31:04.319 Thank you. Yes, that would that's the typical Scott yes, young, 442 00:31:04.400 --> 00:31:07.559 it's got young response. But I couldn't get it to stop, and 443 00:31:07.640 --> 00:31:11.680 it was I did every trick in the book, and it's sure enough. 444 00:31:11.920 --> 00:31:14.039 So what happened, Just like a day and a half, it just stopped. 445 00:31:14.920 --> 00:31:18.759 But I could not sleep on my back because it was it was filling 446 00:31:18.839 --> 00:31:21.279 up my mouth with water, and I thought it was gonna choke. I 447 00:31:21.279 --> 00:31:26.079 thought it was gonna drown. It's called that doesn't it doesn't sound right? 448 00:31:26.240 --> 00:31:30.119 Sound right? It doesn't sound right? All right. I like to see 449 00:31:30.160 --> 00:31:32.759 a woman sitting next to you on the bus while that's going on, you 450 00:31:32.920 --> 00:31:38.079 just drooling looking over it like the elephant. Man, I'm like the elephant. 451 00:31:38.920 --> 00:31:47.920 What's the name? Order? I have a big abuse. It's fast? 452 00:31:48.160 --> 00:31:55.640 What no, Dave, it's a fast. All I did was apologize, 453 00:31:55.839 --> 00:31:59.440 like I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I don't know what's going on. 454 00:31:59.519 --> 00:32:00.599 But why do you have a rag? And I'm like, Dad, i 455 00:32:00.640 --> 00:32:04.200 have a rag and I'm qush in my mouth and I'm like, I'm so 456 00:32:04.240 --> 00:32:07.480 sorry. This is disgusting them gross. I'm sorry. I'm just gonna lock 457 00:32:07.519 --> 00:32:09.640 myself in the room. But sleeping was the worst because I had to sleep 458 00:32:09.640 --> 00:32:15.200 on my side and it would fill my pillow up with it. Awful I 459 00:32:15.279 --> 00:32:19.200 used to fall asleep in my hit shaker in school on my desk and I 460 00:32:19.240 --> 00:32:22.559 wake up and there'd be a sare, who do we have? All Guyer 461 00:32:22.759 --> 00:32:28.119 Air there you go. I mean you turned that air conditioning on the other 462 00:32:28.160 --> 00:32:30.279 day. It was ninety something to grease and you're thinking, I don't know 463 00:32:30.279 --> 00:32:36.160 if my system's gonna make it. If you have issues one new system, 464 00:32:36.440 --> 00:32:38.519 you know you're gonna get a new system. They have deals financing all that. 465 00:32:38.640 --> 00:32:43.480 All guy Er Air has been around forever two four four ninety nine ninety 466 00:32:43.519 --> 00:32:45.480 nine. I told you about them. In the winter they have a rainforest 467 00:32:45.559 --> 00:32:49.599 humnification device. In the winter it's perfect. So when back in the winter, 468 00:32:49.680 --> 00:32:52.240 think all guyer Air. What's that company that Vanetta used to say? 469 00:32:52.440 --> 00:32:57.200 All guy or Air two four four ninety nine ninety nine or Louisville Air dot 470 00:32:57.200 --> 00:33:00.599 Com. Get a hold. They also do plumbing, so water heaters, 471 00:33:00.720 --> 00:33:04.559 plumbing, anything in the bathroom, toilet, whatever they can fix it to. 472 00:33:05.160 --> 00:33:08.440 All Geyer Air two four four ninety nine, ninety nine. Check that 473 00:33:08.480 --> 00:33:12.519 off the box. If that's what you had to do today is call the 474 00:33:12.680 --> 00:33:16.680 hvac guy. All Geyer Air two four four ninety nine ninety nine back after 475 00:33:16.720 --> 00:33:23.039 this on news radio eight forty wah Chance. As we mentioned earlier in the 476 00:33:23.079 --> 00:33:30.839 show, Churchill downs with a dead sport like thoroughbred racing, has got twenty 477 00:33:30.880 --> 00:33:37.319 million people watching the Derby. It's really an amazing, unique event, but 478 00:33:37.440 --> 00:33:40.319 twenty million at its peak between seven and seven to fifteen, the average was 479 00:33:40.359 --> 00:33:46.000 almost seventeen million people watching, which is up thirteen percent from last year and 480 00:33:46.119 --> 00:33:50.720 up thirteen percent from the year before. It's crazy. So one hundred and 481 00:33:50.759 --> 00:33:54.000 fifty is running Kentucky Derby very successful on TV, which means the event will 482 00:33:54.000 --> 00:33:58.759 still continue if TV is in. We're in. That's for sure. Big 483 00:33:58.799 --> 00:34:00.039 in the Derby. It seems like half the people that go say, oh, 484 00:34:00.039 --> 00:34:05.640 I'm going to Derby better dressed like an idiot. Well, after that 485 00:34:05.680 --> 00:34:08.800 being said, the mecgala said, oh, well, hold my beer got 486 00:34:08.800 --> 00:34:12.840 you these Some of these outfits are stupid. They're showing them on the television 487 00:34:12.920 --> 00:34:15.920 right now. Some of them look normal, but then the other ones. 488 00:34:15.400 --> 00:34:21.159 They have like a wedding dress train that goes twenty five feet. The one 489 00:34:21.239 --> 00:34:24.119 woman had like a circumference around her about fifteen feet of dress. How do 490 00:34:24.159 --> 00:34:27.920 you go to the toilet on something like that. You don't you don't know. 491 00:34:27.960 --> 00:34:30.239 You literally have to have someone. You have to have one or two 492 00:34:30.320 --> 00:34:36.599 assistants get you out of the dress and then you go pee or whatever you 493 00:34:36.639 --> 00:34:39.000 gotta do, and then you step back into the dress. That's kind of 494 00:34:39.039 --> 00:34:43.800 hot. A bunch of naked celebrities. It's so gross gross. Like the 495 00:34:43.960 --> 00:34:46.360 Derby. It's not like the Man, but the Derby is like Halloween. 496 00:34:47.039 --> 00:34:52.599 It's good girls dressing little sluttie. Right, that's Halloween as I'm a good 497 00:34:52.599 --> 00:34:55.599 girl, but I'm just Helloween. Derby is the same way, because you're 498 00:34:55.599 --> 00:34:58.719 like, would you wear that dress anywhere else? Oh? Hell no, 499 00:34:58.800 --> 00:35:00.800 but you're gonna wear it in front of a hundred fifty thousand people. My 500 00:35:00.840 --> 00:35:04.280 knee showed up and said, where's the rest of your dress? Right? 501 00:35:04.920 --> 00:35:07.400 And in all fairness, she's twenty. Well that's what we watch said, 502 00:35:07.480 --> 00:35:10.880 she said, every twenty something they dressed like that. I'm like, that's 503 00:35:10.880 --> 00:35:14.480 our age because I saw her too, and I said the same exact thing. 504 00:35:14.559 --> 00:35:15.719 And to her friend, where the hell is the rest of your dress? 505 00:35:16.000 --> 00:35:19.199 Lady? What'd y'all do? Split one? What do you mean? 506 00:35:19.320 --> 00:35:22.159 This is it? What do you mean, that's it. Isn't there a 507 00:35:22.159 --> 00:35:24.239 part you can zip back onto the bottom of that part. I'm so glad 508 00:35:24.280 --> 00:35:28.639 you didn't have your drool problem. When my niece showed up, I know, 509 00:35:28.800 --> 00:35:30.239 in her dress like that, in your drooling, I forgot. It 510 00:35:30.360 --> 00:35:36.039 was like a day and a half. I was like the elephant man drive 511 00:35:36.280 --> 00:35:39.039 work part there, you shouldn't. I had a bathroom towel like I would 512 00:35:39.480 --> 00:35:45.960 dab my mouth, you dibb in the air. My wife wouldn't even deal 513 00:35:45.000 --> 00:35:47.320 with me. It's like, well, I'm glad if I really get stick, 514 00:35:47.400 --> 00:35:52.039 you're like, okay in there, are you all a kissing couple or 515 00:35:52.039 --> 00:35:54.519 not? We're not really, No, no we're not. But if you 516 00:35:54.559 --> 00:36:00.519 did they years, you know, we have five of each other twenty five. 517 00:36:00.719 --> 00:36:01.840 Well done. That was a good one. No, no, no, 518 00:36:02.039 --> 00:36:05.719 you could write that like it's a it's a huge event. You get 519 00:36:05.719 --> 00:36:07.639 a little kissing going on and the tongue goes in the mouth. Yeah, 520 00:36:08.000 --> 00:36:15.000 this happened since twenty nineteen, dear diary. Yeah. But the other thing 521 00:36:15.119 --> 00:36:19.719 is I can't even say it, no, don't, but everybody knows what 522 00:36:19.760 --> 00:36:24.719 we're thinking. Yes, no, you're not kissing, but you're gonna there's 523 00:36:24.719 --> 00:36:30.280 no way to clean that one you're gonna do right, Okay, Oh that's 524 00:36:30.280 --> 00:36:36.719 got germs. Okay, yeah, kissing is gross, but you're not gonna 525 00:36:36.719 --> 00:36:40.199 do that, all right, So that's how you do that without actually saying 526 00:36:40.199 --> 00:36:45.639 it. Right. Maybe that is sixty years of broadcast experience right there. 527 00:36:45.800 --> 00:36:49.719 Thank you, Elan and Eland selling your home for just one percent commission rate? 528 00:36:49.760 --> 00:36:51.800 You hurt me right, They've been doing it for six years. It's 529 00:36:51.800 --> 00:36:54.039 non negotiable. That's the deal. You don't have to negotiate with your real 530 00:36:54.079 --> 00:36:57.320 estate agent, going seriously, can you just do it for one percent? 531 00:36:57.400 --> 00:37:01.480 Because Eveland and Eveland's already doing it five nine nine twenty eight hundred column Right 532 00:37:01.519 --> 00:37:05.920 now, if you're selling a Homer buying house five nine nine twenty eight hundred, 533 00:37:05.920 --> 00:37:07.159 call it or go to Elin dot com back after this, wait, 534 00:37:08.519 --> 00:37:15.239 I will actually negotiates my mortgage. So we're eating to eatling. You don't 535 00:37:15.239 --> 00:37:19.360 have to know. Sometimes you would be drawn out by what jeez, I'm 536 00:37:19.400 --> 00:37:22.280 sorry, I'm sorry, I can't swallow any more spit. I swear to 537 00:37:22.320 --> 00:37:25.519 god. How is your day? News Radio eight forty w A chance