I forgot my readers in the gym today, so I turned it into a
game like I was a secret agent and I couldn't see the Locke combination.
Oh my god. So I gave myself like a certain amount of time and
it was blurry, and then someone had given me drugs to pass out,
and I that would have been me right. So then I, you know,
to figure out the combination where I can't see. And it's amazing that
I like can't go on without readers. Yes, ma'am, why are you
doing? Comes someone? Someone did you see this? No, let me
see. Someone brought a gigantic bucket of Halloween candy the breakroom Snickers. A
breakroom is chocolate muffins, ram and noodles, cookies, potato chips. They
do have some peanuts and almonds in there, though, so penuts and almonds.
Whatsh that makes way? Molted peanuts? That makes way more. You
don't want to salt the other because it burns. You don't want any of
these? No, I don't want any of that crap. You want to
twigs? I don't like twigs or you don't like No, I don't like
those either. What's the matter with you? Johnny not like there's not enough
time to go down the Hollys. Here's the piece of lazist Oh peanut butter
co All right, he does this knowing I'm trying to get back in shit.
All right, I've made you know. On Saturday, I said,
hey, what happens on Saturday is amazing because it's not nineteen thirty five.
And then boxing and thoroughbred racing and racing horse racing is top on the news.
All the flapper girls are here. That's right, Kentucky Derby folks.
Uh, it's twenty twenty four on a sport that is not watched any other
days. Nobody goes to these tracks, and that's why tracks are closing down
all over the country because well now they're propped up with casinos. But before
the casinos came in, they were gonna go out of business. So it's
amazing what they've done, and the ratings prove it. Nationally, they had
sixteen point seven million people watch the what's the Yeah, that's a huge number.
I think. I think the share drop jumped like a twenty nine share
during the actual races. Absolutely. The largest peak audience obviously was seven to
seven fifteen, with twenty million viewers. That is a huge It's bigger than
NBA, bigger than a bigger than NBA. Then, well it's that's a
watermark. That is the second they say, they claim that's the second biggest
sport in America right now. Is the NBA, NFL, NBA, Relia
League baseball? Yes? Wow, so and it's twenty times bigger than a
college basketball rating. Yeah so, okay. The streaming went aposso almost doubled.
So this year's average media minute audience seven hundred and fourteen thousand viewers streaming
per minute. I was one of My wife and I were one of those
because we're Yeah. We streamed it through uh through the Peacock streaming app and
watched it on Wave three. You are big fans of the Cock. Now,
it's a great channel. It is. It is, No, it
is. It's not in my It's not as good as the flicks, that's
what all of us industry people call it, flicks, the lo okay Hulu.
But the Cock is pretty good. I want to get I want to
get to the biggest event that in your life. Oh Stone Show, no,
oh the met Gallows, But I want to see this. I want
to see this with the streaming. Yes, I'm a little tired of some
of these shows. The first four episodes are on the Peacock and then the
next couple of episodes are on Showtime, and then well they're on three different
platforms where you literally have to go. For example, Yellowstone, you gotta
go. You got when Yellowstone was on the air, you had to go
to Google and go where do I see Season four? Absolutely, and they're
like, here's four different ways you can watch season four. That's that's what
a phone that sounds like. Actually, everybody, it's got a great phone.
I got good at that when I was in Germany trying to catch up
on TV shows, doing that voice like this, all right. The met
Gallo was last night and it was missing some big names. Yeah, Susan
and I. We declined. We went ahead and contributed our seventy five thousand
dollars tickets each. It didn't go no, because there was a special Christmas
episode of The Waltons on Oh yeah, and like that one. Yeah,
that was a good one. Yeah, is that when the snow is falling
outside, that's the way they do the good night Jim Bob. And then
that's the one where John Boy John Boys Mo finally started to talk and got
recognized as a serious cast mender. When John Boys John Bowle John Boy's mole
turned thirteen and got a hair on it. Ah, it was a big
episod. Could John Boy Could John Boys Mo open up for John Bowle's icehole?
I think so? I think yeah. There's a John Bowl and Blake
Lively and Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Reynolds is one of my favorites. Yes,
uh, Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds were a no show last night. Beyonce
no show? Wait, whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa. Beyonce's one thing,
But if you really want to bring out a big star, you bring
out Beyonce's mama. I mean she's She's way bigger than beyond. There is
nothing more derby coverage than every channel covering Beyonce's mom. Is Tina and Noles.
Yeah, Billie Eilish no show and Lady Gaga what and this is like
her event? Lady was famous for marring a meats dress. Yes, she
wore that prime rib dress. That's the favorite dress you ever seen was the
meat dress. My dog really loved that. I bet he would. Uh
so We'll get into the minutia of the met gallop a little bit later,
but some of the outfits are I've been looking at the dresses. Its awesome,
it's comic. I'm looking at a couple of them. I'm like,
you paid money for that. So basically the Met you whatever. You see
these stupid fashion shows with people with all the big crap on, like they
look dressed like a Rubik's cube, all the dumb crap. This is the
only place you could wear one of these dumb outfits, right, yeah,
yeah, that you look really great at it? Are your edgy or you
know, frendy. That's why people underestimate the brilliance of Zulander and Tolander because
they mock the fashion industry to the point to where this is. I'm sorry.
I think Zulander is one of the greatest films of all time, and
I'm going to stick to that. I'm looking at some of the outfits.
One has those yes, some of one of them has a weird uh top.
They're pointy, weird, like the Madonna pointy kind of weird. Yeah,
here's a shocker. It looks like j Low. You can kind of
see through her dress. Oh of course she can. That is very off
brand for her. She's having a bad year because she had to. She
canceled her her tour because it wasn't doing so well because I think people don't
like her anymore. I think people she did a biography about herself and no
one watched it. Wow, did she really? Yeah? Because you remember
she was Jenny from the Block and everybody on her block was like, no,
no, she's not Jenny from the Block now, and she she makes
her out to be this. Uh, you know, I did this.
I was a victim and I did this, and then people don't like her
because they love Jennifer Gardner. She stole Jennifer Gardner's husband. Oh is that?
Yeah? And Jennifer Gardner quit doing movies so she can raise her kids.
Gardener, What did I say, Gardener? Yeah? Well, well
she is doing Capital one commercials potato because the met Galas theme was gardening.
Oh right, timeless, timeless garden was no Garden of Time. I was
close. Yeah, the Garden of Time inspired by of course, everybody knows
this. Uh. J. G. Bowler's nineteen sixty two short story of
the same name. Oh yeah, that's a good read. It is.
We did that at a book club. It's a really good read. If
you get oh you, I can't get an invite to the book club.
I get one. We're kind of full up. Well, you keep saying
that, but people don't show up all the time. Greg gets your's in
there with me. Oh, I know, he's the one that suggested.
I said, Greg, Greg, get your which book do you want to
read? He said, oh, of course, The Garden of Time by
JG. Ballards. It's in nineteen sixty two. That's an easy read.
It's a fun read. Yeah. I like saying it's a good read.
I know you do. It's so pretentious. Oh, it's such a good
read. Dwight falls asleep if you if you send an email with more than
two cents, I know people send me these war and piece messages. I'm
like, okay, I'm out. You could have said hey, I need
tickets, and I'd respond, But anytime it goes past like three sentences,
I've got the attention span of of your own. All right. Next up
for Louisville' is the PGA Championship. They will return to Valhalla. It hasn't
been here in quite some time. They will the golfers will start coming in
late this week. A lot of times they just lease or rent those huge
houses on Valhalla. You know, Tiger Woods will stay at Valhall in somebody's
house. God knows what they get for it for the week. But they're
expecting two hundred thousand fans at Valhalla. Phil Mincholson when the last time they
were here he stayed at my Dixie Highway home, did he really yeah?
Yeah, yeah, well it's pretty cool. That's down to earth for he
was. Yeah. They call him Phil from the block is what they call
him, do they? Yeah? So one night, uh, me and
Phil Micholson. I said, look, you don't have to golf tomorrow to
what nine am? He goes, yeah, how about we read this book
called the Garden of Time. He said, oh, that's a great read
it together. Uh So, there is no parking at Valhalla anywhere near it.
You have to you have to ride chair. I think my brother in
law is one of the official doctors of the PGA tournament. Got young,
Yeah, doctor Scott Young. And so we live how far do we live
from Valhalla? Not you're a good five miles all right, five miles and
easy whatever? But was showy old traffic it's oh yeah, forty five.
So we live, I guess what, five miles from Valhalla. So what
he has to do is he has to drive ten miles away yep, and
park at the Kentucky Experts what is expos X and catch a bus out there
to catch a bus out to Valhalla. Then that's where it's go all the
way back. So he asked me will you drop me off? And with
oh, no, that's not in the it's not against against the rules.
Can't do that, Scott, because these golf people will do anything to watch
other people play golf. I don't understand it, but you know, different
strokes for different fum. Absolutely, I'm getting ready fly to Vegas to see
the Stones. A lot of people, you know, you're right, I
guess it's my rock concert type crap. I mean you were one of those
losers. I mean those fans. Yeah, they used to stand in line
for three days for tickets. Why. I used to follow the whatever Stones
would tour. I would go three or four cities, same with Springsteen.
But now I just go to one or two. PG championship is pretty good,
A big deal again, two hundred thousand people. So we got back
to back Derby events here, I know for the next couple of weeks.
Then you got Harlowe's got his festival going Mortal Day weekend. So there's it's
gonna be a busy month. And oh, speaking of the PGA tournament.
Justin Thomas yesterday, I was own hometown hero banner. That was good.
Yeah, he was crying, he was I think I like seven. It
was all Louisville's super rich in one little area when the banner came down instead
clapping, do you do this exactly? Actually, I'm not kidding. I
saw all of these pass I'm sorry for him. I think they were golf
class. I saw a video the other day of one of these idiots that
are I'm sorry, idiots, very passionate Palestinian protesters these uh these college campuses.
But literally they did that. So he goes and we're not leaving until
it gets done. And four of them went started snapping, and I went,
this is that live bit that's clapping? Is too violent? Got it?
Well? No, you saw that unlike the Palestinians. Peace. Did
you see the Colombian students have passed? They have They have asked the President
of Colombia to say we have been too traumatized. See this sounds like a
Venetti line. Look, I'm too traumatized to take the test, teach.
I was like, I need some time to take. So they're saying they're
getting expelled anyway. I don't know. Well, they're saying they can't take
finals and that everybody should get a passing grade because of the trauma they have
experienced that they have caused. Yes, if you're gonna get it down to
brass tax the trauma, they you're the one that caused the trauma. It
doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. It's still trauma,
and we can't take the test. Trauma is trauma. Jack Sport College Sport.
So these these schools are seventy five two one hundred thousand dollars a year.
It's fifty thousand dollars a semester. So they are asking the school to
divest from any companies that have anything to do with Israel. And I went,
who's paying your tuition? Right, mommy and daddy? Have you asked
mommy and daddy to divest? How are you getting your education with investments from
those companies that are paying for your Ivy League education? So have you gone
home and said mommy and Daddy divest. Well, then if I do that,
I can't send you to school. Wait wait what wait? Hold on,
hold on. I thought it was funny. The other day I was
reading something about this, especially the one at Columbia. Some of these groups
that are sponsoring this protest are actually registered as clubs on the campus, which
means they get money from Columbia. So Colombia, in essence, is,
in some performer fashion, funding the protest against them with these clubs that are
out there on the quad. Yeah, well, all right, I have
the joke of the day. Whoa what it's a Nazi? Nuh, it's
a Nazi nonock knock joke? Oh boy, this should be interesting. Okay,
are we sure we're okay to let him do the joke? Wait?
Wait wait, the views told you that he did not necessarily express the views
of Rickman. Johnny is not knock knock joke. Okay, I'm uncomfortable.
Here we go. Let's get that. Let's get that immunity music for me.
Definitely needs that. Am I answering the door? I'll answered the door,
okay, okay, yeah, knock knock? Who's there? Asked the
question, do you really hit him? Dude? You could have fake slappy
tomb ass you're doing to John? Hey, John, you wear a knock
knock joke. Sure, knock knock. Who's there? Yeah, you're not
supposed to hit a guy with glasses, Johnny, I got an extra parent.
Hey Ricky, Rick, Okay, Rick, I'm glad. I'm another
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after this on news radio eight forty w Rich as June Dinnagher with the Bloomberg
Money Minute. Hey Joan ye, Hello, good morning, good morning to
you. I'm in a great movie because Thursday, I'll leave for Las Vegas.
Ooh sounds great. Rolling Stone show. Yeah, is that at the
Is that at the dome? It's at the toilet that gigantic Uh the raiders
play. Oh, it looks like a big excuse me, Yeah, it
looks like a roomba. It looks ye do yeah Vegas? Are you a
Vegas person, Joan? I have been a couple of times, and I'd
like to go back, but I'm not, you know, like a you
know, a casino devotation. We don't get my wife and I. We
don't gamble. That's that's part of the charm of going there. But they
have tables if you want to do five or ten dollars. And I also
heard there's a ranch out there with nothing but chickens. It's true, and
I love chickens. Well if you're into chickens, but no, it's true.
Story. Is your wife going to let you go? Yeah, she
likes chickens. I don't know. Listen all right, but I did.
I read in an article where chicken farmers are rough because now what you call
millennials are taking on chickens. It's pets, by the way, Joan.
Yes, Dwight's wife. All these jokes, you hear, you're thinking what
she would. One of the organizations voted his wife as Legislator of the year
representatives in Kentucky. So all of these jokes, I'm like, dude,
you wire and somehow it doesn't sh she was. It's like all publicity is
right right right, Yeah, somehow this is good for a career. I
don't know. Okay, let's get to the market. Yesterday up a little
bit, but looks like it might stall a little bit from the jump here.
Yeah, the economy has been showing signs of cooling. Some money managers
think investors may be tempting that to cash out books some profits from their recent
run up rather than stretch company values further. Right now the stock averages then
maybe at a tipping point. This morning, they're showing a slight gain.
Stock futures right now up, SMP futures up nine, Nasdaq futures up eleven,
Dow futures up seventy six points. We'll see when the market opens.
Uber considers itself a threat to door Dash, and now a bigger one because
it has a deal with Instacart. Instacart users will be able to order from
restaurants using an uber Eats link on the Instacart app. Uber's driver will drivers
will fill those orders. Grocery delivery will be separate, that'll be run by
Instacart. Uber will pay instacrt an affiliate fee for every order it gets,
and Uber will be able to gain access to Instacart's base of suburban families.
With the news radio eight forty w h A s. Bloomberg Money Report,
I'm Joan Donagher. So you go to Las Vegas, going to Las Vegas
and see the Yeah, what times the flight out? Uh? Five pm?
Yes, five pm? Of course you land at five pm in Vegas.
Oh, right, we landed at six pm in Vegas. It's only
our flight evidently to Vegas. But oh the way, hal, who wasn't
the plate for the A B A and all that was? There was a
there was a Louisville. It was a Kentucky, Kentucky Colonel Danis or Indianapolis.
Yeah, he was gonna fly to indian Apple. It was either a
Saint Lui or Indianapolis. And he said, I'm not getting on no time
machine, right, and the story right because it was an hour difference because
Louisville is on Eastern Standard, but should be on Central time and we're on
Eastern Standard because of ge the right. The general manager of g said,
no, we need to be on Eastern. So they were gonna fly out
at like four pm and arrive at in Indianapolis at four pm. I'm not
getting on a time machine. So you're flying out at five you're a TSA
preapproved. Yes, we walked straight through TSA and so what does that mean?
They don't mess with you as much. I always like to say,
hey, I hope there's no narcotics in my butt though, just as a
goose to maybe possibly get searched. Well. They have a great sense of
humor. They haven't taken me up on that yet. Everyone that works at
the airport has a great sense of humor, so I think, go with
it. I hope my wife doesn't have any narcotics in her butt in it
they have tagged the last two times we flew out, Maggie got tagged twice
in a row for her bag. I can't remember what it was was in
the bag. I do always get asked. One time we were flying out
to Mexico and they were saying that they were testing me for explosives. Mmm,
I got that done? Yeah? Really okay? Well, because I
look so much like a terrorist, well haired, blue eyed. Sometimes when
I got a little boy, do I fit the profile? I grow like
a five o'clock shadow. I kind of look like, who's what do you
mean? Dead? I get it. I look like a blonde dumbdelo wise.
They do that little thing and they swipe your hands with a little liquid
or like a little not liquid but a little napkin. I made inappropriate noise
this the whole time she was doing I was like, oh, look me
in the eye when you swap my hands. Well, this could have been
handy derby weekend. But I'm just not getting the story. My buddy Jeremy
Schell from the Bourbon Show, he was saying, to avoid hangovers for he
goes to bit, he'll take some pedia lite. Yeah. Yeah, that's
an old that's an old thing. Well, move over, Pdoi. There's
a new hangover cure in town, and it's called the IV Drip. It's
becoming a crossover sensation and health, wellness and travel like it's been out for
years. They got them in Mexico. They got IV. There's one in
St. Matthew's. Is there really the right across from Lots of Pasta,
there's a place you can go and they'll do you the IV drip. Well,
you see a bunch of them popping up more frequently in hotels and resources
casinos. Yeah, sure, even shopping malls where visitors are prone to have
excessive alcohol intake. That makes sense about Mexico because everybody's down there the party.
But they called the banana bag right because it's yellow, it's got all
the vitamins. It's oh my goodness, it's got all the vitamins and nutrients
in it, and it's and it hydrates you from within. Yeah, it's
it's a I don't know if it's a cure. We should try it.
Wait, I go to the beach. I wear a banana bag. If
you know it, yeah, cross foul. Thank you. If you know
anybody that knows that owns that ivy place, I have them call it.
What is the name of it? I'll look at it today, But it's
right there in that strip mall across from Lots of Pasta on Lextingon Road in
Saint Matthew's Dwight and I we will give you an excuse to Yes, right,
I really get hangovers, so I drink tequila. I bet you they're
all over Vegas. I bet they are too. I might I might have
to check one out. Yes, Sarah Munez of a Hardy dos It says,
you get a hardy dose of Beat twelve vitamins. No, it's great.
You also get rehydrated as vitamin C, so you're back at action,
quicker to do even more to yourself. Yeah, well that you've seen videos.
Look if this was around in nineteen sixty two, you would see pictures
of Frank Sinatra in the rat pack, sitting there in the steam room with
one of those ivs in their arms because they did it every single night.
Yeah. But people, right, people were tougher back then when it comes
to hangovers, though, they Yeah, I think so. No, I
don't think so. You think you either hungover or not. No. You
you read through history, You're going, why didn't that person show up to
this point in history? And they're like, well, they were too drunk
passed out. Hugh Jackman's going to be in another movie. I actually want
to see this one. I think I like you when it comes out on
a video, not in theaters. It's been six years since there's been some
kind of incarnation of Robin Hood. But to hit the no listen, this
sounds this sounds cool. So done with Robinhood. Kevin Costner nailed it with
his little spandex pants this period Wits and the and the guy from Shaw Shank.
That was the longest nut of Yea Morgan free Morgan Freeman and Kevin cost
Robin Hood in nineteen eighty nine. Lock it down. It doesn't need to
be done again until now again. Okay. I like the idea Hugh Jackman
to be playing Robinhood. The project is said to be a darker robin Hood.
I like that. I like that idea. The title don't know if
it's gonna be one robin Hood or not. Title of the movie The Death
of Robin Hood Jackman. Of course we'll be handling the role of said Robin
Hood playing opposite of Julie. Is it comer? All these stories, we're
not sure if they actually existed. King Arthur. They think King Arthur was
a kind of a mixture of several different people including They think he was a
former Roman general that turned turned on him and had his crew. And that's
who King Arthur was. They're not sure, and he keep really good records.
Then I don't know what's wrong with this person. He's a dentist and
he's claiming you're actually not supposed to rent the toothpaste off your teeth when okay,
okay, I saw that story this morning. Okay, what I tried
case hard to do. Well, it's habit because I always brush my teeth,
and I brushed my tongue, and I brush the top of my room.
I'm gonna start tomorrow and I always you know the force of habit.
Then you rants and you spit. But this morning, after reading his article,
okay, my wife's saying that spinners are quitters. I don't know what
that means. I guess she's a big toothbrusher. Sure, So I think
the other thing was, you know, I had a in the old building
when we were here twelve hours a day. It used to be at the
at the old studio. Dwight and I would be at work for twelve hours
a day. We were talking to sales, we were writing new bits were
every day and whatever doing the show. Uh, and I brought I you
know this, I had a toothbrush and toothpaste. I would brush my teeth
in the middle of the day. I would brush my teeth three or four
times a day. They're saying, after you eat, do not like if
I have something, if I eat something, I have to brush my teeth.
They're saying, don't do that. What because the saliva comes down and
protects and cleans your teeth, you should not brush your teeth immediately after eating
that. And I'm like, I have a problem with that, And that's
just senseless propaganda put out there by Big Cavity. If you think Big Cavity
has your teeth best interest at heart, think again, sport or Jack?
Is that a jacker sport? Think again, Jack. That's either way.
I think it goes either way anyway. The dentist goes on to say that
you shouldn't you shouldn't wrench your mouth after after that because it gives the toothpaste
and the fluoride more time to get in there and kill bacteria from film from
the food and sugary drinks. He also recommends that you floss before brushing your
teeth. Well, duh, everybody knows that part right here. Here's the
problem. Yeah, yes, Well, Flora, how much fluoride is good,
right, So it's in our drinking water, it's in our toothpaste that
they control us. Well, that in the in the airplane lines in the
sky where it's Kim trails. There are so many foods and products in America
that are sold on the on the shelf that places like China. That's like
even China which has cancer and everything, walls blankets there. But even China's
like, no, we wouldn't sell that to our citizens. Here's here's a
conversation you will hear actually here at the FDA. Hey, Frank, what's
the acceptable amount of lead to be ingested? No, that's a thing in
Cereal. It's the thing. There's lead mill particles per blah blah blah.
Let's bump that up. Yeah, a home inspector will cancel a sale if
there's one flaky piece of paint on the back window sill, right, because
possibly some kid could wander back there, find that one chip, pick it
off and put it in his mouth. That would be me and you,
of course, Hey, but the odds of that happening are not going to
happen. Hey, Tony, give me half that paint chip. But that
you can't do that because of that. Right, But then there's lipstick in
this sold on the counters at walk Greens and everywhere else in this and CBS
and wherever you buy makeup that has lead in the lipstick you put on your
lips. And how many tell you licking your lips? I mean, I
don't wear lipstick anymore. No, you used to look pretty, though,
I will tell you it enhanced it well, brought out your eyes. I
have asked me, I have a full bottom lip and now I have a
thin got to make up for it, you know, I was just Uh,
I use a filler in my lips. Man. I gotta tell you
the things that some women do. They put the lipstick on and then they
draw the line around. I like that. I can't ripe. But how
do you learn to do that? Like? I can't. Even when I'm
doing a coloring book, I'll call them butthole lips? Will they take the
line or they trace around? Because it used like a brown line or something
and it goes all the way around there? Ye? Can I help you?
Can I help you? So? Uh finish the story? Uh?
That's it? Oh, that's it? Okay? So you should flush before
you should it's like it's like listening to Walter Crackite and Dan Rather. Okay,
so yeah, the whole mouth thing is important because there are good germs
in there too, right, all right, But I don't know. I
take that. I take the brown listerine every morning and every night May I'll
lay into it. There was a time when I couldn't shut off my saliva
glands. There was like two days something happened, I ate something or something
happened and I couldn't turn off my saliva glands and they were it was pouring
out of my mouth and I was like spitting, and I was like,
what is going on? So you go, what do you do when something
goes wrong? Rick, I'm sure does this to you? What do you
do? Google? Google it? Yeah? But web md? What do
I do? Eat this? Drink my friend? Oh my god, it's
the worst. Doctors will tell you the worst thing you can do if you
have an ailment, don't google it. My doctor has a sign in one
of his examining rooms that says, thank you for sparing me your internet diagnosis.
Thank you. Yes, that would that's the typical Scott yes, young,
it's got young response. But I couldn't get it to stop, and
it was I did every trick in the book, and it's sure enough.
So what happened, Just like a day and a half, it just stopped.
But I could not sleep on my back because it was it was filling
up my mouth with water, and I thought it was gonna choke. I
thought it was gonna drown. It's called that doesn't it doesn't sound right?
Sound right? It doesn't sound right? All right. I like to see
a woman sitting next to you on the bus while that's going on, you
just drooling looking over it like the elephant. Man, I'm like the elephant.
What's the name? Order? I have a big abuse. It's fast?
What no, Dave, it's a fast. All I did was apologize,
like I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I don't know what's going on.
But why do you have a rag? And I'm like, Dad, i
have a rag and I'm qush in my mouth and I'm like, I'm so
sorry. This is disgusting them gross. I'm sorry. I'm just gonna lock
myself in the room. But sleeping was the worst because I had to sleep
on my side and it would fill my pillow up with it. Awful I
used to fall asleep in my hit shaker in school on my desk and I
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this on news radio eight forty wah Chance. As we mentioned earlier in the
show, Churchill downs with a dead sport like thoroughbred racing, has got twenty
million people watching the Derby. It's really an amazing, unique event, but
twenty million at its peak between seven and seven to fifteen, the average was
almost seventeen million people watching, which is up thirteen percent from last year and
up thirteen percent from the year before. It's crazy. So one hundred and
fifty is running Kentucky Derby very successful on TV, which means the event will
still continue if TV is in. We're in. That's for sure. Big
in the Derby. It seems like half the people that go say, oh,
I'm going to Derby better dressed like an idiot. Well, after that
being said, the mecgala said, oh, well, hold my beer got
you these Some of these outfits are stupid. They're showing them on the television
right now. Some of them look normal, but then the other ones.
They have like a wedding dress train that goes twenty five feet. The one
woman had like a circumference around her about fifteen feet of dress. How do
you go to the toilet on something like that. You don't you don't know.
You literally have to have someone. You have to have one or two
assistants get you out of the dress and then you go pee or whatever you
gotta do, and then you step back into the dress. That's kind of
hot. A bunch of naked celebrities. It's so gross gross. Like the
Derby. It's not like the Man, but the Derby is like Halloween.
It's good girls dressing little sluttie. Right, that's Halloween as I'm a good
girl, but I'm just Helloween. Derby is the same way, because you're
like, would you wear that dress anywhere else? Oh? Hell no,
but you're gonna wear it in front of a hundred fifty thousand people. My
knee showed up and said, where's the rest of your dress? Right?
And in all fairness, she's twenty. Well that's what we watch said,
she said, every twenty something they dressed like that. I'm like, that's
our age because I saw her too, and I said the same exact thing.
And to her friend, where the hell is the rest of your dress?
Lady? What'd y'all do? Split one? What do you mean?
This is it? What do you mean, that's it. Isn't there a
part you can zip back onto the bottom of that part. I'm so glad
you didn't have your drool problem. When my niece showed up, I know,
in her dress like that, in your drooling, I forgot. It
was like a day and a half. I was like the elephant man drive
work part there, you shouldn't. I had a bathroom towel like I would
dab my mouth, you dibb in the air. My wife wouldn't even deal
with me. It's like, well, I'm glad if I really get stick,
you're like, okay in there, are you all a kissing couple or
not? We're not really, No, no we're not. But if you
did they years, you know, we have five of each other twenty five.
Well done. That was a good one. No, no, no,
you could write that like it's a it's a huge event. You get
a little kissing going on and the tongue goes in the mouth. Yeah,
this happened since twenty nineteen, dear diary. Yeah. But the other thing
is I can't even say it, no, don't, but everybody knows what
we're thinking. Yes, no, you're not kissing, but you're gonna there's
no way to clean that one you're gonna do right, Okay, Oh that's
got germs. Okay, yeah, kissing is gross, but you're not gonna
do that, all right, So that's how you do that without actually saying
it. Right. Maybe that is sixty years of broadcast experience right there.
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I will actually negotiates my mortgage. So we're eating to eatling. You don't
have to know. Sometimes you would be drawn out by what jeez, I'm
sorry, I'm sorry, I can't swallow any more spit. I swear to
god. How is your day? News Radio eight forty w A chance