Win your old career gives you lemons throwing some ice, mix in some vodka
and call it a podcast from a Mac of All Trade studio in Fairport and
driven by Victor Chrysler Dots Juke Bram. It's Bilified the Bill Moran Podcast.
Well, hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on, Thanks for
telling a friend. That's how we spread the word about the pirate ship.
I'm just trying to get the cameras to go live. I apologize all this
stuff. All this stuff is happening all at once. It's a whole new
world mark. You know, it's trying cameras. You're allowed to see.
You can do shit like that. We're not getting in trouble. Yeah,
like I mengine if you're doing this, you know. Yeah yeah yeah,
I feel like I would do it the same way that would Yeah, that's
true. Yeah, that's part of it, right, Yes, it's just
the way it is the experience. Matt from bTB is here brought in.
So Kevin up called up and pre ordered food. I did not call up
Brader. I texted him and uh buddy, got he goes, Oh,
I got you something. I got just something healthy. It's a great salad.
I knew you'd like it, chicken, bacon, avocados. Other than
the bacon, I think it's pretty Yeah, but even the bacon isn't that
bad, No, because it's just turkey. I've had this thing where I
wound up doing uh TV and I wouldn't look at myself in the monitor because
I was like, holy shit, for those of the commercials you used to
do, nonsuck cameras off. He just now and I yeah, And I
usually don't even go back and watch the cameras here, but I figured it
adds no big deal. There are times I know I'm just gonna look like
shit, and that's just his way it is in real life, these cameras.
So I'm sitting there on UH on what is a Good Morning Rochester or
something the other day, Oh, that's right, And I was like,
and I go, oh my god, you're bloated in the face. Yeah,
well interview. Who did the interview? I don't even know anybody anymore?
Too, was a girl. Yeah. So I decided that I go,
all right, I gotta do something now. So I downloaded this app
that's been just just makes you a kind of track what you're eating and it's
amazing. What you know, when you start writing down with yate, you
eat a lot of shit, you know what I mean from time to time
and not and by the way, like hamburger not shit, chicken sandwich not
shit. It's just but it's the other stuff that I would eat. I
would go home after the podcast, right, and I'd have to edit it
up, so I'd be up to midnight loading it up, shoving crackers,
cheese, wine, beer. I would find nothing wrong with this. Sofia
beer is my killer. Yeah, beer too, So I needed to,
like I go, I gotta cut back because I don't want to. You're
a Guinness guy, too, right, Yeah? Man, this is good.
No Guinness, Yeah it is. It's like two hundred and something calories
I in my surgery. I that was what I drank. Yeah, but
every doctor swore the iron and help you recover. But I agree. I'm
look all things in moderation, right, I'm just saying, like I knew
what was putting it on for me. It was Moran. We're fifty two,
right, I'm not ahead. Okay, Basically I've given Basically I've given
up. I'm gonna be a fat guy. I'm gonna enjoy my life.
I want him to be nine to a lot of people. Yes, I
got a lot to do, man, I got more people to piss up.
So that was my Uh, you look good by the way, I'm
down like ten. It's great and I'm going okay. Well, Kevin said
he's trying to lose some weight. I go, why, oh dude,
I was you look great? I mean I'd love to be Your size was
two thirty You were never really thirty two thirty three last time you were here.
Fuck you. I got out of this chair and said, foh yeah,
putting the cameras away. I can't bend over and pick something up.
I can't tie my shoes. I'm a fat. I'm seriously a fat.
Officially, things like I did a diet years ago, like years ago where
it was a five hundred calories and I got myself down to one ninety so
it was five hundred calories a day. Now they've changed like seven it is.
And I did it for like forty days. And it's amazing though,
what happens to your body and how much better you feel. And so I
got people start saying to me, you need a sandwich, man, you
gotta have a sandwich. So I do some radio thing and I come home
and at the time I was married, my wife was out of town,
so my mom was staying with the boys because I had to work later.
And I go, you know what, I'm listening to all these people and
I'm at a bar and I'm a beer guy, but I'm drinking wine because
wine's a little bit better. Even though it's got sugar and stuff, it's
still a little bit better. It was on this thing that you could have
like a glass of wine. So I'm being like that, and they're making
all kinds of fun of me. They're calling me everything. So I go
home, and you know what, they're right, and I decide I'm gonna
be healthy though in my snack and I eat strawberries and I dip them in
peanut butter. Holy shit, I woke up the next day dehydrated, like
the sheet lines in my face. I felt like I was hung over from
the sugar. I think the sugar in peanut butter and the sugberries and the
strawberry. Yeah, well strawberries aren't bad, but strawberries with that, and
you're right, it's more, but it's more of a natural sugar. I
think the probably the cheap peanut butter we have cheap you know what I'm saying.
A lot of people eat peanut butter, well natural when you're doing it,
Yes, natural peanut butter because they're working out on and a whole bunch
like I eat a bunch and whatever happens. Man, it is amazing what
we do to ourselves with food. And we fool ourselves into thinking some foods
are pretty good. And I'm not a nutritionous but we should get one on
here, get on here seriously because the amount of sugar just what it does
to inflammation in the body and all these things. And I was it was
amazing to me after doing that diet. Then a few years later, yeah,
fuck it and I and then it just went up. And then when
I started doing this and going home at night meeting, I was like,
I put on another ten. So I went from like one ninety to two
thirty. Now one nineties almost too thin for me. I'd like to be
two hundred when I'd like to be too. When I did the surgery six
years ago, yeah, I went down to one ninety. And here's what
happens if you do this, you do the very oh you did the very
trick I did. Did you eat through it? Yeah? I was fine,
And I don't mean that. I mean, I mean, did you
you didn't blow it out on yourself? Yes, they did. If you
if you don't, if you don't follow it after, if you don't follow
it after six years, you're gonna gain the weight. Yeah I disagree.
Really, yeah, it's been twenty two years. I had it. Yeah,
you had. You had it done too. I was a big set
guy. You were fat now I was three eighty five. No ship,
dude, fat fuck wow. I got down to the one nineties same way.
But I felt like I was dying. I looked like I was.
He did, He looked like, Yeah, I saw a picture, so
I purposely put about fifteen twenty pounds back on it. Now that's becoming,
you know. I'm now I'm at two forty five, So all right,
but see how tall are you? I'm six foot? Yeah? See,
I didn't. I didn't look at you and think fat guy. I don't.
I never did. I mean the top what I thought when I went
skinny one hundred and ninety. Yeah, it didn't work. It didn't look
right because maybe you didn't look right. I looked like fucking eat. You
did look at eat. Back to my theory that you're you look like a
thumb. It looked like a thumb. Oh my god, I love you.
He had forgotten about it. You just brought it back. Hut,
I know, he's why now you actually you actually sat and one goes huh,
Soldier looks like a freaking dumb He told you something else? Well,
you know, like, yeah, he does. You know that that game
that you used to stick your face like in those needles or whatever, and
you could wouldn't outline your face. It was amazing with you. You got
those like a thumb PRINTE when we get one of those, I'm bringing one
of those. Matt, by the way, he's living the life this summer.
I've seen pictures of him at uh what. There were a couple concerts.
I know last night you were at. I was at Brown, came
Brown, I did Luke Bryan last month Luke Brian, and then I see
it with Matt Rife, the comedian I did go. I met Matt Rife.
Wife was cool as hell. Yeah cool. The first time I met
him was right after the show. Cool as hell. I met him an
hour and a half later by accident at a hotel. We stayed at the
same hotel. Yeah, he was so fucked up. It was hilarious,
really being drunk and high or cooked whatever it was, Yeah, hilarious and
hanging out with his two buddies from his high school days. That's still his
buddies that haled him a hotel. Just like talking to you. Matt Rife,
comedian and he's gotta people gotta see him. He's really fun. So
tell me about his show because the only thing that I've ever seen and worldly
where he has used social media to launch himself is his crowd work. So
it is usually, Um, this show wasn't so much, Yeah, because
it's hard to do crowd work in a big room like that. And that's
a beautiful room. Oh okay the Funny Bone, which is in the Syracuse
Yeah so Carlson type size. Yes, this was a small one that that
my girlfriend fouling for my birthday. Oh so you know who's there in My
college roommate and his wife were there. Oh yeah, yeah, they were
going to do so he ended up doing two shows on Thursday, two on
Friday to Saturday to Sunday. I think they originally picked him for two shows,
but when he blew up because they booked him in November, he blew
up in December January, Yeah, booking him for the whole weekend. So
we ended up doing the late show on Friday. So I think that's usually
that's an unruly crowd. Friday night late night show is the fucking worst said
or it was kind of lame that crowd they had. One girl kept kept
saying something that so final at the end of the show, he goes,
listen, I've heard you, bitch the whole time. I'm not gonna play
your game, you know, messing with her back, and then she started.
He goes, oh, told you, I'm not gonna talk to you.
Shut up, and he went, ahund to the next person. Everybody
started laughing. But you know, she was trying to be part of that.
She wanted to be on his TikTok or YouTube or whatever it. Maybe
she was hoping to be the famous for fifteen minutes. Yeah. So Matt
Wright, if I have it right, he was on um a wild Now.
Yes, And if you look back at the wild Now stuff, money
money helped that kid, I'm sure because he had some he had some messed
up teeth. He was nineteen. He gotta go look at him. Sound
sounds so shallow and shitty, but I've seen like if you go and see
him, it's a bunch of women like they love this right now. But
he's a good looking guy. He's a good looking guy. He's got some
when his arms. Yeah, when he was on what he is on Wild
and Now, though he didn't look the same. And he was probably nineteen
years old at the time. And he's really quick. I mean even to
be on Wild Now, the kids are super talent. He really, he's
quickly like that. Yeah, I fifteen years old. He started doing stand
up comedy in bars. His mother would take him to open nights and she
got him into it. Yeah, and he was that fast with the crowd
that people saw all that. Yeah, he caught on. So I think
he just did a movie. Did he talk about that? Yeah, I
don't think it's out yet. And I think he did a movie. I
think he might. He's doing a couple different projects. What's that. Didn't
say he was doing a movie. Yes, Shooby told us he did a
movie. Was yeah, so that's where I heard it. Yeah, there's
a couple of those. Last night though, so I mean Ontario County.
So my dad drove up from Jersey. H my dad loved the guy a
little odd in Uh. He decides that he lives in Jersey, that he's
gotten bored and he doesn't know if he's gonna come up or not. And
then he calls me on Saturday and says, what are you doing next weekend?
So I go, well, I got this, this and this,
and he said to me, oh, all right, well i'll see you
tomorrow. Then I thought you said next weekend. No, no, I
meant this weekend. He's gonna So he left. He left Saturday, drove
halfway and then drove the rest of the way. But then yesterday. So
he's seventy seven years old and has some health issues, you know. And
the rain, he said, at times it was just you couldn't see the
front of your car. And then I'm seeing last night in Canandegua where you
were down there for the and they didn't cancel the show. Unbelievable. No,
did it rain during the show. It just up to it slowed a
lot. So we got in the Candegua. Was it three thirty two?
They get off the thru way, he comes through there and you could see
this big black cloud. It's bad. Yeah, hopefully he keeps passing.
As we got in the Candegua, it was bad. Did they pull people
off the grafts or they leave mil car? The show didn't even open the
doors till four o'clock, so by the time they did that they let people
go in there. It was a mud pen. Yeah, it was.
It was terrible. But by the time the show we walked in around uh
six o'clock, six fifteen, it had just been a sprinkle. At that
point it wasn't bad. Good, yeah, because it didn't even rain here.
No, it did not rain here. But you went down and it
was just this one swath man and it was bad. So down in Orange
County, which is down in like the Lower Hudson Valley, a woman went
out to save one of her pets, got swept away and drowned. People.
People were fucking laughing. Lady died. Hey. People were swimming out
of their cars in some places, and I think even in Canandego, people
to in some spots were taking kayaks to get to people's houses. And I'm
seeing people yesterday with their cars and if you have it like an suv,
yeah, up to the up to the wheel, well least where right down
in Kandego rand three thirty two, right on three thirty two. So as
we founds the lake, as you're going in, it's like you're pulling into
a pond and wow, Like I don't know if the drainage is that bad
or this water was that heavy, but while it came down so fast,
I mean, what do they say four inches in two hours? I think
downstate it was seven inches in two hours, which I will have to ask
Kevin Williams what that translates to in snow, just because that's a little more
relatable for people, because I think it would be higher. Man, I
used to know this. There is a conversion, isn't there? I thought
there was, And I don't know what it is at all. I just
remember someone saying it and I thought, it's WoT ask it'll blow you away
too. I want to say twelve inches for every inch rain but I could
know shit, I could be wrong. Okay, I thought it was like
Double Release. I had no idea closest to the pin Mark Ye, that
game that you hate that we're not going to play that stupid game. What
do you mean forty five Batman's that's what you heard from Billy did forty five
Batman. By the way, you're wearing a Cobra Kai shirt. Do you
do you watch the show? Yeah? Of course, I'm a huge fan
all all of it. Yes, Okay, I lost interests, like somewhere
around season three it becomes a nineties sitcom. Yeah, it was like it
lost me. The High School of Battle was terrible. Yeah, I mean
I still watched. It's but you know, he doesn't just watch it.
He watches each season four or five times. I did watch. I've had
watched every season at least four times every season four times. Goes back and
watched the movies when he does it, Oh, I watched Karate Kids.
Okay, here's what happened. Here's the story. The writers, for some
reason, were huge fans of Karate Kid three, which was one of the
world which is considered one of the worst movies ever but now turning into Kyle
classic. So when you watched Karate Kid three, which was supposedly bad,
it makes sense now because of Cobra Kai. I don't think I saw Karate
Kid three. Yeah, I think I think I tried. That's where Terry
Silver was in it. I don't know who Terry Silver free because I always
grew up at that point. So I watched. I watched one, and
I thought two when he went over with mister Yagi was okay. Yeah,
it was not It was all right. And then I didn't see three.
Yeah because three kids, and I did watch the remake that with my kids
with Will Smith's son wasn't good. Really, yeah, Karate it was okay,
it wasn't as good. But I've been seeing Matt. Matt knows this.
I've been seeing that. I've always been a Johnny fan. I always
like Cobra kay. Oh he's been in fights defending people. Yeah, before
show, before the show came out, for years. I always sometimes I
don't know what's just because he was misunderstood. I mean Daniel messed with him.
Oh, totally messed with him. Those guys were all disciplined. They
really reminding their own business. I mean them too, Yeah, because he
was being an Ass's girlfriend didn't like him. He was an assholes that you
know, they would have got back together. I got your snow to ring
conversion. Oh yes, one inch of rain equals ten inches of snow,
so seven seven inches of snow if you were down there, forty inches of
snow and that's what Buffalo had that one storm, wasn't it the one?
Yeah, the bills came back cancel. It wasn't about seventy inches, damn
it. It was like seventy two. Yeah. Wow, six feet think
about six feet of snow. Yeah, we'll take him over. We'll talk
to Kevin Williams just about you know what that and why is this happening?
And why didn't happen here? Yeah, it's so isolated, you know,
it almost reminds me of like being in the Rockies and stuff, because I
can tell you why, because you know, at BTV we do really well
when it rains out because you know the water. So when it rains out,
we're busy. Ever since I've been in the bar business. Fuck this,
we don't get any rain in the summer. It's been dry and the
winner has been good. I don't you know. So it's my fault.
It is he has a boat and it's rained out for it's raining been cool
last summer, It's true, and then last supposed to be nice. The
next couple of weeks. I thought we'll find out. We'll find out Kevin
Williams. And by the way, Kevin Mure has a different idea on things
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Shot four was just as Yeah, it's the rain King. Absolutely. It
reminds me in them days. Yeah, Kevin Williams could be the rain King.
I don't know if he wants to be the rain king. But last
night they had a show at Semac despite rain in some spots. We were
told up to uh SUV's doors, Kevin, how are you fine? Fine?
And guys even just call me the Duke of drizzle. That's what everybody
else, the duke going on. We are well. And you know,
so, my dad lives in New Jersey and decided that he was bored and
he was gonna come pay me a visit. And so he was driving up
yesterday and he was down by Junius Ponds, that service area off the New
York State threw away and he said it was torrential rain to the point where
he couldn't really see the hood of his car. And that's why he got
off there for a little bit. And that's yeah, it's down in Eva.
Yeah, it was, you know, brutal. It was very localized,
but very very intense. These were very slow moving UH storms, prodigious
precipitation producers, and the result you had some isolated, remarkable amounts of rain
um in Canadaegua a little over three inches in one hour, and they were
a hit just a week earlier. I'm not sure what the natives in canadag
who have done to get the ire of mother Nature. But our hearts go
out to folks in and on canadaegu with a city hit very very hard,
um and you know, you you just you know. It's sometimes how things
work. There is a nature of thunderstorm rains which can be a prolific.
Man. If a storm sits on you, well it just it just comes
in torrents for an hour or two and then you see the results of what
we've had. Interestingly, he goes south on Canada Lake down to its south
Bristol, still in the general area a quarter of an inch of rain,
and you go north to farming In again in the general area a quarter inch
of rain. So this was extremely intense, extremely local. But if you
were under that cloudburst, and it was a cloudburst, you know it was
it was very difficult. And again those cells did movie. So some parts
of a five and twenty quarter or all the way to Junia's ponds that got
choked. But you're a little farther east toward Auburn I think I saw two
hundreds of an inch of rain. So it is the nature of rains,
and it's thunderstorm rains in the summer are analogous to lake effects squalls in the
winter, where you know, one community Webster gets gets three feet and then
you go down to Fairport and the sun is shining. And that's how thunderstorms
can be in the summer. And this was a particularly tough one because this
moisture had a subtropical origin. So you know, this this front was tapping
into very moisture rich air from the subtropics, and then you bring it into
the mid latitudes, you push it along the front, and then the thunderstorms
that form are prolific rainmakers. And that's what unfortunately our friends in Canadegua particularly
had to deal with yesterday. Well, I know, like down in the
Upper Hudson Valley, which would be Orange County, not far from where I
grew up. I think a woman went out to save her pets and got
swept away. Kevin in like the running room, there were people who were
swimming at a car. Some points I saw in Vermont there was a lot
and the I don't remember rain like this other than when I lived. I
spent a summer almost thirty years ago in the Wasatch Wasatch region of the Rocky
Mountains up in Park City, Utah, and I remember, man, you
would get torrential rain on Main Street, but over on the avenues of the
Americas or whatever where my uncle lived, would you should just be watching it
like it didn't hit here? And I always thought that was the mountains breaking
it up. I hadn't really seen that so much on the East and it
has it always been this way because I always ask you this because I feel
like people jump up and go it's changing. The world is changing, and
I looked to you to sort of be the voice of reason. Well,
first of all, the event in candidate was Brual it was for the record
rain. Length of period for the candidag was site is not that long.
In fact, this was at the airport which has only been reporting for several
years, so we don't really have a good sense for you know, what
what the record you know might be, but certainly it would be highly unlikely
to see that, you know, on a you know, on a yearly
basis extremely unlikely. So there's no question about that. But you know,
back in my days in college back down the Dago way. Um, you
know, I did research, you know, rainfalls, floods in the Fingerlikes,
and when you actually look at it, the Fingerlike southern tier has a
history replete with severe floods. I mean, of course, you know I
all have to just mentioned Agnes to the old stars. Oh yeah, and
it was a different type of rain. It wasn't just a convective. It
was a former hurricane. But you know that that produced some of the worst
flooding the region has ever seen. But you didn't go back farther. Probably
the worst flood ever in the Thing Lakes was in nineteen thirty five. We
didn't get the stations didn't take hourly rainfall amounts then, so we can only
go by what the rain gages had, you know, on a day to
day basis. But rainfall amounts succeeded afoot and some of the damages were hurricane
like in terms of the flooding. So you know, you know, yes,
this was extremely intense. But you know, every day on the planet,
every day there's some cities, some town or a group of cities and
towns setting records for something one or another. Unfortunately for our friends in Candadegua.
It was your turn yesterday. But you look, for example at the
Rochester record for the rainiest days going back back to the late eighteen hundreds,
and most of those were set decades ago, and several of them were set
back in the late eighteen hundreds. So I would tell you that there's no
question this was a brutal event in Canadegua and other communities in the Finger Lakes,
but especially Candadegua because Candadegua had a big, big event a week ago.
So the damage extreme and in folks for such suffering. Yeah, you
know, so they're huge issues there, make no mistake about it. Uh,
And so you know, I want to be very clear on that.
But if you know, once things settled down, you look at the record
and I can I can give you, you know, more than a dozen
big events over the decades that that have produced extreme flooding and extreme issues for
damage and infrastructure impact for sure. All right, So there we go,
people lightening up on all that kind of stuff, and uh, thankfully no
one really hurt in our area. And I know, last thing came brown
went on anyway at Semac and everybody slipped in the mud on the field fun
well good, you know, say, you know, I'm glad to hear
that it was very localized. You know where Semac is. You know,
I don't don't have a weather station there, but I was speaking with colleagues
of the National Weather Service today and you know, we agreed that this rainfall
was really, you know, very very localized, very very intense, but
but very much localized. So there may not have been you know, as
you go a mile or two lay, you know, the amounts may have
varied, you know, quite substantially, but nevertheless, it's tough. And
you know, when you get that the lay of the land in Ontario County,
you get some you know, the water flows down, you get mud
and debris and that kind of thing. Fortunately, again, since this was
localized, I'm not hearing many reports of issues traveling down you know, from
canadego down toward Naples, which sometimes does happen with some of the big rain.
So at least we're in that one perspective perspective at least where we're fortunate.
Is it a thing? Does it? Does it rain harder? In
different areas? Like I was driving from north from Hartford to like Boston,
a couple weeks ago, and I've never seen rain like that hard, and
I didn't know if it was something with the ocean being right there or is
it ranges rain. Well, you know, it depends, It depends on
the type of weather system. You know. Typically, if it's a conductive
system, meaning it's a thunderstorm and you've got up drafts, you've got you
know, a cell, you know, it can it can really ring out
the rain, you know, big, big time, much as a lake
effec squalkn can can put down the snow in a real hurry. Um.
So it's hard to know without looking at the you know, at the actual
atmospheric setup. But um, you know, in the summertime you get the
humidity. And again, particularly in this case, because you had uh an
input or uh an addition of subtropical moisture on this front. For example,
there's another friend coming in tomorrow night, it will have no tropical moisture at
all with it. So while they could produce a shower or a thunderstorm,
certainly that's a possibility late tomorrow to morrow night, it really doesn't have the
opportunity or the potential to to to produce a kind of raine. It's a
call front and respect the latest one. Whe it's a completely different setup,
lacking in this next one, in that plume of subtropical moisture that has produced,
um, you know, the flooding we've seen. One last question,
the conversion. If this were snow, it's rain. I don't know.
It depends on the type of snow, if it's wet snow or lake effect.
But let's say let's take an average. All right, let's do this.
Let's ten it was snow if it wasn't pure lake effect, but it
wasn't pure synoptic wet snow, something in between. Okay, So if we
do that, do a ratio of I don't know, maybe twenty to one.
That means Cannon Daegua would have received if you converted it, about sixty
inches of snow in an hour. Okay, there we go. All right,
that'll ruin your snow blower. All right, well, Kevin, I
appreciate it. Thank you very much, sir, gentleman. Always a pleasure.
I hope you have a great evening, you too, Thanks n There
he goes Kevin Williams. All Right, I love Kevin Williams. I watched
my family watched Channel ten for I always Channel ten was always there. He
was there for a while. Yes was thirteen right, yes? Yes,
yes, yes he was at ten. That's right. He was always spot
on. Yep. So yeah, he was so excited. Thanks. And
you know, motherfucker the weatherman a lot the last five minutes. My head
is spun this and he's been talking. I'm never gonna say anything bad about
the weather man again being wrong. I mean online, I'm gonna say it
probably next week. But I didn't understand any of it. I mean,
I think Bill was a thousand listeners like atmospheric pressure. We're all looking around
going, what the hell does that mean? Do you have a beer?
Hey, I have a I do have a question since you're in the restaurant
business, and then we can even go into what Kevin had made a suggestion
for your menu. But I saw something and people have been talking online and
I don't know, but do you think the tipping culture is out of control?
And here's why they're saying that now. I don't know that they mean
it's so much for restaurants, but when you go somewhere and they flip over
the the iPad, right, and then they automatically have the tip there for
you? Is it out of control? So I'll read you some of the
answers and then you tell me. Because you've been in the restaurant business your
entire career, I mean, I've got about twenty seven years totally, it's
pretty good. Yeah, it's pretty good. I mean I'm old, but
you know, no, I don't think you're old. You probably started at
sixteen, you know what I'm saying Like that? That is so? Yes?
And no? Should tips be mandatory? No? Is the culture changing?
It appears to be. If I'm doing carry out now, I'm sure
there's I know there's carry out at PTB. I'll tip anywhere from a couple
of bucks to ten percent, but I'm not doing twenty percent. Somebody else
says it really depends. Someone from the restaurant industry can confirm or correct this.
But I was told that if you order and pick up to go from
a restaurant, the bartender is given those tips, just like if you were
sitting there having a drink, because they're responsible for the order. Incorrect.
Incorrect, Well, it depends. Okay, So now at bTB, the
hostess answers the phone, she handles the food, she gets a tip,
if it comes in. Now, remember that's not a tipped employee. She's
being paid a regular wage where a bartender is making I should know this off
top my hands, my doors around. I think it's eight ninety an hour.
Okay, So this girl is making a minimum of say these days seventeen
eighteen. I mean, you can't get people to work it minimum wage anymore.
It just doesn't happen. Your dishwashers are making twenty dollars an hour.
Okay, I should go and so in my idea, yeah, it's out
of control. Okay, Listen, if I go to Chapolte and I order
something and the cashier rings me on, I'm supposed to tip everybody in that
line. Why they're all being paid a regular wage. You're not a tipped
employee. Okay, Okay, if you want to tip them, you should
be feel fine about it. Yes, But when that person is staring at
you and you got to flip that pad around, yeah, you're a little
uncomfortable. I understand where seen it in all different places now too, and
I feel like a decklo everyone just yeah, somebody somebody on this and I
don't know where this was, because again, this is the internet. Said
they there was a tip for a cashier. That's basically what it is if
you think about seeing that. But yeah, yeah, that's true. And
I just came. I just came from a place where a guy tried to
tip the girl running the cash register and she wouldn't take it. Yeah,
she's like, we can't. Yeah. Now, somebody did say I sugget
suggest business is post their rate or average for whatever positions are requesting tips.
I always tip. I work in a restaurants. It's good karma. But
there's a big difference between a two dollars and thirteen cent an hour server and
a fifteen dollars an hour barista. First of all, that person is still
in the South. Yeah, yeah, because that's what they're made in Florida.
I know that's not what they're making, right, But if you go
into the liquor store and buy a bottle of wine from Mark rights mark about
it. I should try to call my son because he is uh, he's
a waiter at Applebee's in Athens, Alabama, and he I don't know.
I haven't really talked to him about this. I should. Um My dad
was saying to me, he thinks he gets paid like nothing like two bucks
or Someway still the same. So I know, I was in Nashville in
November. It's two thirteen an hour down there, Okay, so it must
be the same there an hour outside. But the guy goes, don't worry,
I'm not hurting for money. Oh I'm sure. And if you ask
any of the servers that I work for or work with, not one we're
going to say, I'd rather have that hourly way age over tip tips.
No. Yeah, you're gonna get some tables as stiffy, but you're gonna
also get a table that's really good tippy forty fifty percent, or a party.
You know, parties there some people, some of my neighbors, my
neighbors, Bob's daughters working at a golf course. She gets like twenty percent
of whatever the party. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right right right,
yeah, automatically, you know, whatever their bill is. This was a
big problem when Cuomo was in. He was trying to get rid of the
tipped employees. So now all the servers and the restaurants kind of got together
and said, no, you're not going to take that away from us,
because he wanted to make it where everybody made minimum wager more because that was
going to make them so much more money and they wouldn't live in poverty.
And these girls are saying, you kidding me. I walk out here with
three or four hundred dollars a night, right, you're gonna make me work
for twenty dollars an hour for five hours? I walked away with one hundred
After times. By the way, I think you get a better employee and
better service with the tip, because somebody's going to come in and really give
you and work and want it right and want it. There's some satisfaction in
knowing that you gave eight service and it's shown in your tip one hundred percent,
and you know what, you're gonna get bad service. I don't care.
And do you know how if you work at a strip club, like
if there the dancers are they on like an hour league like a two dollars
an hour and then they work it depends on the straight tips. So it
depends on the club only because I've worked on them. I don't know know
this from frequent on them or anything like that. But some like you go
to Sundowner, Canada, they pay to work there, they pay a shift
feet and then they they're allowed to work there, okay, but everything they
get is there is, including the lap dances. So if you get a
lap dance at twenty five hours, or Mark who went back for ten songs
for two hundred fifty dollars, that's hers. So that's what they try to
do. How old are you when you did this last week? You're shitting
me? What I didn't know about that? Hold on, let me explain.
Back in the day when we used to go there, they used to
stop after the sun and stop and they go just like another one. Yeah,
these bitches keep going. Well one of the stripper as we were talking
to yeah, actually it was Matt Stripper we were talking to. She said
personal and that's what they do. Shouldn't be doing that. Well, so
you know what it is, Matt. Matt probably is such a guy that
he they want to talk to him like he makes it. He breaks the
conversation that he was back there. He read the small print under the started
talking about Batman and I thought I thought I was getting them for free.
I'm like this girl. Man, you know, that's very funny. All
right, we will, uh, we'll take a moment when we come back.
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this out? I know it's coming down. Kevin's son who's leaving for college
in about forty five days when bought a dog and left and then so that
means yeah, and Kevin's got bTB a lot more often got kids that are
like younger, Right, He's got one that's just going into high school.
It's gonna be a freshman, a freshman, and then the other one who's
how's nine at the end of the week. So like there's a lot of
time for those kids to get attached to the dogs. Sure, but it
would be the older son who's not even gonna live at home. It's his
dog. So who's got to pay the vet bills and all that stuff?
Where does the dog go when he goes to school? As he staying somewhere
he can't take the dog? Oh yeah, yeah, dogs stay your house.
Yeah dog, and says that's a great dog. Though, Yeah,
I hear smart, really hear that a lot by people. This is a
puppy. He's kind of dumb. Right now. He's eleven weeks old.
Yeah, believe it or not, they get smart fast. So I saw
something on and that made me think of you, and we'll get to how
I have a solution to your problem in a little bit. But I go
on Rochester Reddit everyone once in a while just to see get the pulse of
what's happening around here. And somebody put this up and I'm going to read
it verbatim that was on there. I'm hoping to find someone who has a
smallest sized dog and would like to get together so our dogs can be friends,
and if we humans become friends too, that's a plus. I feel
bad that they don't have any friends with dogs, so he doesn't get to
play very much and he gets sensory overload at the dog parks. It's rare
to find a dog his size at the dog park. It's mostly bigger dogs.
About me, twenty six female, living in Penfield. I like to
garden, picnic, craft, kayak, cook and dilly dally what twenty six
year old? Twenty six year old says dilly Dally. I'm very laid back
and I enjoy spending time with friends. I'm a speech language pathologist working with
adults with developmental disability. So it's somebody who works with Mark. Holy shit,
the thought ran through my head and I didn't say it talk about I
was on a button. I did a bus stay yeah, wait, I
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why does this sound like you have just opened yourself up to every creep about
every fucking creep. Somebody's gonna show up with a stuffed dog. I'm going
I was thinking about I was actually thinking. I was thinking that no one's
gonna ever answer this ad. S t chance cheese and peppers. That's the
dog chopping on. Is she doing then? I don't know. Isn't twenty
six year old females go missing? Isn't this how like lifetime movies start?
Oh? That's totally This is the prime example. Cheepers. I would like
to be able to find maybe maybe respond to this woman and see if we
can get her to come on the podcast. Okay, we would love to
talk to her about this because this is a very strange thing. Send it
to me. Yeah. The last segment was past one of the best Are
the best ways to attract women? A dog? Would that help you attract
women? Like when you were going out and trying to Can you imagine trying
to walk a dog? Though? I've had dogs my whole life? Like,
what what kind of dog? I had? Um Lab German Shepherd mix.
Okay, so bigger dogs. She wasn't that big, yeah, but
but I mean the bigger dog than a ten pound How big is your dog
to get probably fifteen twenty pounds? Yeah, so takes fairly small nine Wow.
Okay, that's a long time for a dog. Yeah. I got
her when I was twelve, and I think she died when I was thirty.
Wow, what did you It was very it's a good care of that.
Though you're giving him credit for taking he did well. Here's the thing
I think, like if if you're Bell Peppers, and I think I think
if a chick sees you with the dog and the dog is like well behaved
and obedient and listens to you, I think it's a kind of a like
you're in control, you're the leader of the pack, the wolf pack.
Actually you should grab the dog, should from him to take it to the
beach and walk in. Watch how many girls come up and down Lisa's dog.
We went, we went to abbots last night at the beach and everybody
was coming on taking on the dog. Yeah. Yeah. And then there's
this one little dog was just a little bit smaller than ours, going crazy
zipping. Yeah, and our dogs just staring at like small dogs are disobedient
and stuff. Primarily they usually usually don't listen, they don't do that.
But I was thinking, Spanish, Kevin does not seem very happy that this
dog is necessarily in his house. Would that be fair to say, you're
worry I haven't warmed to it yet. You're you're coming around. We'll see
you're coming wife. So he went to your wife first and said I'm gonna
buy this dog, or he just bought it and brought her home. I
don't know what transaction. There was some talk because you were gone. I
was over at Kevin's house. I know she was getting the dog while he
was gone. I was over at Kevin's house and there was rumblings that the
kid wanted a dog. And I'm like, he's going away to college,
and everybody's yeah, but she's like yeah, well, and then he went
with his own money about the dog. But and they're not cheap either.
No, that's cheap. That That's what I said too, for those dogs,
you're right, very cheap. Yeah. So here's the thing. Small
dogs sometimes running into accidents outside just once in a while. I honestly just
gonna put that out there. I was very careful backing the carrent of the
drug. Don't even mean that. Listen to this. A Garbon County family
says it has experienced nothing short of a miracle. They tell us their little
dog was snatched by an eagle from their backyard. I'm just saying, if
you needed to be I think we get one of those hawks that We're going
to train to fly at criminals to come through the yard and just snatch up.
The dog problem solved. You didn't do anything. We had hawks in
our neighborhood. On the neighbor's window a couple weeks ago, they searched in
vain, just hoping to find its body. Little did they know somebody had
found their dog four miles away from there. The story like the dog,
it got a view. It must have wriggled itself loose from the eagles,
Dolly drone, and it fell down. Here's joy. How Christmas miracle?
You could say. The New Hearts are animal people dogs, little dogs who
complete their family. But Tuesday they had come to tearful terms that their family
had lost one. Never cross my mind that would ever happen. Tuesday afternoon,
the dogs went out yard to play as usual. Monica says her brother
was the one who was home and let them out. He looked up and
saw a majestic eagle circling. Then it swooped down in a flash, a
little eight pounds Zoey was gone. Zoe. Of course, the dog's name
is fucking Zoey. I don't know what if that was me? I don't
know what I would do. I don't know if I would start screaming,
right, that's going viral on TikTok, come on, that's bearings. Well,
there are people who have had this happen, and it's the ring doorbell
camera that catches the whole accents. Yeah, flying out of sight, clutched
in the eagles talents. The family desperately began searching near the Lehigh River.
They say the tempts were in the single digits. The water had frozen,
and they realized the eagle must have been looking for alternatives for food. They
put a picture on Facebook, hoping that at least get the body back so
they could bury her. Nothing were we looking or even thinking that our dog
would be alive. It was dead meantime. And I see the spot in
a road, white spot. Two hours later and four miles away, Christina
Hartman spotted something in the road. It's all frozen, Harley moving. She
took Zoe home. Veteran revived her. She had a family somewhere, so
she went online. The second thing I see is Monica and her granddaughter and
Zoe. She didn't know the people, but she recognized the dog. And
there you go. They got their dog back. You got statified eagle.
They got their dog back. And I guess that happens. A lot Yorkie
named Coco escapes the clause of a bald eagle in Canada. Before you see
this, we want to tell you Coco's okay. A home security camera captured
the eagle swooping down and snatching her from her backyard. She somehow frees herself
and watch top of your screen. Somehow sprints back to safety. Tell us
straight to watch the top of the screen. It's like, and then they
slow it down. That's the whole. Yeah, so this happens. I'm
just saying, if the dog is a problem and it's a about still what
eight seven eight pounds now maybe five, I don't know. You say it's
an eagle, just put it outside, snatched it up, Like you said,
there's eagles in your area. I think hawks have have picked them up.
I think that uh, I think even uh seagulls. In some places.
You can just open the gate and say the hawks took it. The
doctor was maybe he comes down and takes out there. It is somebody.
I give you two weeks to fall in love with this weekends over. Yeah,
this would be you. What would you do if you let you you
had a little dog like you did have it okay um, and all of
a sudden you let it out and here it comes quack and it's gone.
What does Mark Hillman do? I'd be upset? Well, would you try?
Would you try throwing them a rock up in the the thing? Would
you try? Yeah? I mean I don't know what I would do.
I mean the burden hit the dog, you know the Why are you laughing?
Slowly running after it? Telling you right now? I think that that's
what we need in the city of Rochester's attack hawks. I think you get
rid of all crime. A lot of those are already when you talking.
But I mean, I think if we have hawks that were trained and we
just let them loose, nobody can stand still when a bird's coming out.
You could just train and watch the keyas and get near them exactly. Attack
can make millions. I think, So you're out of something. I know,
Why don't you help me find it? Would train some hawks and there
we go. Why don't you google how to train a hawk? Attack?
And see? I want to take somebody knock on your door like there's gotta
be tons of things. Well, didn't we see Like there used to be
like the falcon and they would put the hoods on him. They would take
it off and would fly out and then would fly back. They would land
on the person and that big glove they had on, yeah, that would
clink right. So we got those kind of birds that would just go and
fly right at somebody committing a crime. I was I can see as a
scene out of Cobra Ki Right now, what do you think, Mark,
I think we're on. I think you are onto something. Kevin. I
thought I had, uh help solve your problem. I did. Apparently owls
are really bad. AT's scooping up small puppies and stuff small dogs? O
motherfucker. Well, I think what they can't tell the difference between a small
dog, a rabbit, a rat. They're just it's food, right,
it's or does pop and they're just going in and that they're all on the
menu. I was freaked me out. I was freaked me out. Yeah.
I don't yeah, I don't know. They just freaked me out.
Make that noise in the eyes and they're means it's like they just sit there
and watch. Yeah, they're sucking it all in. Mark he's a freaking
owl. I know, he kind of looks like an owl. Started watching
Look, Well, that's true. You do you like to watch watching judges?
Now? I did see there was another news story where I think somewhere
in maybe the Lake Tahoe area, somebody was breaking into hotel rooms and going
at women's feet. Yea, we've talked to him, that manager. That
was a manager in Nashville. This is a new one. Oh, this
is a new one. Transfer he didn't get fired and he was in Uh
but I'm going if you have a foot fetish. But if you have a
foot fetish, go to a beach. Yeah, right, you go to
a beach. You go to a beach. I don't know what you're doing.
I think I think what he was doing was just rubbing the women's feet.
So I think if you went up and said, hey, it's a
hot day, canna rub your feet a charge, I'm just gonna don't know.
I don't get that. I don't either. I hate feet. I
mean I'm with you on that. Yeah, let me see breaking in the
hotel room. Careful what you're cool grubbing feet? He's it too, It's
cool. Let's see. Yeah, hotel guests a ledge. He woke up.
Oh that's the night manager one that we had talked about. I think
there was just one we'll have to find. They went from Nashville to Vegas.
So will this person hide him in a hotel in Vegas? They'll never
find him there. I think it was I think it was a customer,
and it was in Tao. They were breaking wonder for what's the same guy
you got out? But I'm going if you have a foot fetish, of
all things, you can go anywhere, especially this time of year. You
go to a beach, you can see anything. You go to a locker
room to Charlotte Beach, you probably look at feet again. Right, that's
true. You're giving up on that foot fetish. All right, well,
I think you have a foot fetish. We talk about this all the time.
I do like sexy shoes. I will admit that I like nice,
but I'd like a sexy like a woman. I agree with even open toad.
If the feed are in well manicured, I find that hot I used
to get. I'll tell you what. There's a woman, her last name
is Walsh. I think for a few minutes she was on Grey's Anatomy and
then they give her a spin off. Oh yeah, yeah, now I
don't I never really watched those shows. But she was in a Cadillac AD
and in the Cadillac ad they had her in high heels, and they just
put one. Honest to god, it could have been a second, a
half a second. It was her foot just going on the accelerator. And
I was like, damn. Every fucking time that commercial came on Kate Walsh,
every time, every time it didn't matter, I would stop and go,
God, see, I didn't even give a shit about that. But
I remember it was Cadillac, so it obviously worked. But I didn't even
give a shit about Catillac. Cadillac nice cars. If you can have a
Cadillac, it's wonderful that I'm not a big feet I'm buying a Catiact.
I was like, oh my god, I got a commercial. I agree.
I find that really sex. I have a problem with that either.
I would say, leave the shoes. There's a girl we're friends with,
and when she dresses to the team, when she dresses to the tea and
and her feet, oh my god, she in her clothes, yeah,
in her clothes. You don't have to watch her you don't have to see
her naked, right, But there's something about especially if the leg is toned,
touching it you you're just visually seeing a nice yes, nice, nicely
done. There's nothing wrong with that. Tell you what, I wouldn't mind
touching the heels up in the air if I can grab the She just want
the legs at your shoulders. Well that the feet, but sometimes I would
take the heels. And there's something about that that's true. You know what
I'm saying. True? You know what ye And you know where all this
perversion comes from? Penthouse in the eighties. You're right, the fucking ruined
me. Yeah, you're trying to pin him against the wall. They were
the greatest, like I used to and I used to love the Penthouse letter
and you know they were all made up. Who cares? They were?
Those letters better than the pictures. Sometimes I agree with your story, yeah,
because in your mind you could do it. And remember the lipstick was
carved into the shape of a penis on the letter. They always had the
lipstick there. You never looked at this stuff. I never realized that.
Again, I never I never broke it down. I I was such a
perv with that stuff. It's funny, it's terrible. It was terrible.
There's this girl that I gotta watch. How I say this. There's a
girl that on her tho and on her though on the front is a penisse.
I've never seen it. It's like a visual that slides here or it
says eat me. Yeah. Home of the Yeah, you remember the guys
had the one Home of the Whopper. Oh, that's right, you can
get that at Spencer the day. Spencer still around, Yeah, yeah,
you can still go in there. They sell all the novelty T shirts.
That's that's where I bought far powder slipped into my dance coffee years ago.
Probably get that at Actually, actually I did get this Spencer's you know.
Yeah, the Nirvana T shirts were all there that these guys realized. My
dad came in. He doesn't my dad not wanting to be on a microphone,
not one, doesn't like the cameras, doesn't like anything. He's extremely
funny. Just never liked that stuff. And I was all I was about,
And I was telling them another thing I did. I really tortured my
dad grown up. I did put fart powder in his coffee. Legit.
We went to we were out of town. We were in Augusta, Georgia,
and I figured my cousin had to go to school that day, so
what was I going to do. We had gone to Spencer's the night before.
His mom had given us money to buy some stuff. So I bought
fart powder and I figured I'll put it in my dad's coffee and I'll be
entertained all day as he's farting and not knowing why. Well, my dad
left with the husband, who was a neurosurgeon, to go and he was
going to testify a child abuse case in South Carolina, just like over the
border of what level they had a trap level. He's in a two seater
Mercedes sports coup. My dad goes, I couldn't stuff learning. I couldn't.
They goes. Then we're in wooden benches in the courtroom and they're just
ripping out of me, and so it really works. It worked, and
I poisoned him. He was so pissed. Then years later he was cleaning
out the basement and they had bought like this dumpster. Right, you fill
the dumpster, you're paying like seven hundred dollars to empty that thing. So
he decides there's some more shit that he just wants to get rid of it,
so he starts burning it in the backyard. We lived in a very
rural area, lots of like the backyard when it rain would get soft,
so wheelbarrow ruts and stuff. I'm not living at home at the time.
He had a couple of beers, tripped and fell hands first into the fire,
like came up third degree burn, the worst. Right, He's in
a lot of pain. He winds up going to emergency. So I get
a call from my brother. He goes, Hey, I just want to
let you know Dad fell hands first into the fire. I just talked to
mom. She's on her way to the drug store to get him pain medication
and some other stuffers burn. He goes, but his hands are all wrapped
up like you know, oversize oven mits and gauze and everything. I go,
hang up the phone. Let's call them and see how long it takes
you to answer. Oh my god, we did. I did? Because
I remember hear like it's bouncing around, you know, it's like that.
It was the nineties, so he still had to believe. He comes and
visits you, is this what your bottom? That was? Far? But
yeah, I'm gonna order this. We're gonna we're gonna put it three out.
We can't put it absolutely, please don't try it. Why because it's
poisoned. It's it's don't do that. We're gonna we're gonna put you through
what your dad went through. We were, We're gonna we're both story we'll
both do it. Okay, we'll do it to it together. We're gonna
need the longer mic like we're both gonna do acid. Yes, and will
be out front man, all right, we will Uh well, we'll take
a moment when we come back. We got to talk about uh suggestions for
btb's menu, which I feel bad. There was you, well, well
you don't think nags you happy about this? You suggestions? I didn't.
I didn't. Who does I didn't. Matt told us to make both men
suggestions. I'm just we'll get to the same person. And called me a
fucking thumb. That would be me. Yeah, you freaking James, You
freaking blame Jim Merkley. I did not blame. I never heard him,
not that was in your head. He just named quick geez, he's the
president who kill He would never back up the bus. So I'm saying,
as I said, even if you and you acted like it was him,
I don't remember that, alright. Mult Connery's Irish PubL is to touch Ireland
right here in beautiful fair Port along the Erie Canal. You go over there,
I'll tell you this. I went there with Mark once. You know
what Mark said to me, great looking women, great looking women and and
just hanging out. Am I right? Or it's a great place that you
said. That's a great places. It really is. There's a couple of
times we go there before we come here, and it's great. It is
great, and it's it's truly as close to an authentic Irish bar you're gonna
get, uh, because over in Ireland they're very much the same. The
layouts slightly different, you know where the bars positioned at all. But Damien
kept it pretty uh it looked like pretty close a little the bars in New
York City when we went. It's a nice updated yeah ye right yeah.
As somebody in the bar business, I think, I don't think there's a
higher compliment. I really don't. The food there is fantastic Shepherd's Pie Irish
boxed These which are the potato pancakes stuffed with Shepherd's pie and of course you
can get things like the Mulconri's burger, which is a nice American cuisine.
I always put the Malta vinegar on my fries because well, I'm a little
weird. Lot of people do they Irish? Do that? My whole family
did it. Uh so check it out. They have live music every every
weekend. Mulconery's Irish Pub, seventeen Liftbridge Lane in Fairport, and online at
Ulconris dot com. Iren Smoke Distillery, the internationally acclaimed New York State Farm
Distillery at iron Sma Distillery dot com. Toronto Dental with my friend doctor Edward
or Toronto. Now I thought you told me you were going to go there.
I'm I'm going to go there. Yeah you should. I'm very busy,
though I know you are. I do know that that is a very
very true true story. Yeah. Yeah, you've been working on how many
jobs? I got three? Three jobs? Damn sugar motto. That's it.
You know what it does? It keeps you out of trouble, right,
it does. I don't drink that much anymore. I say, you
know, I go right home. You know stuff like that. I mean,
you save your money, oh kind of save teeth. Yeah, that's
right. If you're not watching, I M. Yeah, Well what doctor
Toronto. By the way, he's gonna work with your your health insurance company,
your health savings account, keep your out of pocket expenses as minimal as
possible. He'll talk to you about anything you need done, and you choose
the options. Right, you don't. You don't have it kind of forced
on you. You have a discussion about it. Does he um put you
know? Like me, I'm scared of the dentist? Yes? Does he
like do the the water thing? It's it's a thing where they do it
and it's not this big scraepy thing water pick you want to pick? Yeah,
or any They can probably do anything you want. That's gonna be real
comfortable. Yes, oh yeah, because that's my biggest fear. You'll read
your story whatever you need. Let me tell you a story about when I
don't go ahead and finish, I'll tell you Toronto. Dani'll give him a
call at four or four two nineteen hundred terrible. I didn't pick it.
I want you to know that I have text messages. Otherwise bullshit. I
want to see the text message. Did I send you text message notes for
real to play. Wait, I think you sent one to me. I
think you might have No, Ye sent you a tex See. This is
I've Homer. It's about you for thirty years. You're just a fucking You're
like the guy he'll start, he starts to fire and sitting back a fucking
I put far butter my dad's coffee, and when he burned his hands called
the answer the fucking I've been this guy all my life and I get along.
So yeah, start to fucker put some gasoline on that fire and sit
back and go. I don't know how the fucking thing started. My gudness
is empty. You know what I love about you? Though you know that
it's all not it's not militia. Do you remember being day? Well,
you would get paid. I didn't get it. There was a time where
Mark wouldn't even talk to me. Yeah, we didn't talk for there's times
he gets away with people. It takes a lot, though. Well,
no, this was this is a chick. Oh that's a different story.
You wouldn't talk to me over a chick? Was it? I broke up
with somebody and you I was trying to get her. You wouldn't talk to
me for a while over at chick Too, and I remember who the girl
was, but there was a girl. Yeah, you talk to me.
I remember you yelled something at me somewhere you did what are your things?
That I remember going, oh god, don't why are we doing this hand
up in that weird gesticulation you have? And so but I would never like
I wasn't gonna go. And I liked Mark. I was like, all
right when I left, When I left p X, why yeah, And
I came back to the top four section, right, I came back to
sell for CMF. The station mannings are made me made me send him an
email on apology. I don't remember that. And yeah, and it was
unnecessary, right, I think, I mean, did I ever make you
feel uncomfortable? Like? Did I say? I don't think I said anything.
It was just because I figured here was my thing. I felt like,
this is you're gonna get mad at me again. I felt like Mark,
it would be the first one to be sucked into a cult. Like
if there was a cult, Mark would be just And I think Mark,
when he likes people, he goes all in. Right, So he liked
this this woman, yes, and he and she was cool and kind and
she had money, and and so I still I still think personally you fucked
up on that one. I'm just saying that's okay, no, no,
no, I can't. I hey, man, my man, my record,
My record speaks first, right, So Bill fuck it up? Or
she just didn't want to go from Bill to the thumb. I didn't say
it, thank you, no, but she was. You were hanging out
with her, and I didn't guess. But I never like even when you
came back, I didn't care if you apologize to me. I would always
be cool to you. I didn't care. I'm pretty much that way with
anybody. It was fine. It was fine after her. I never gave
I don't know why. I think you came to me and said I shouldn't
have you told me you were I was wrong on all that stuff. And
I go, it's une of my business. You want to hang out with
her and you don't want to talk to me, that's fine. I wonder
what she's doing now. I have no idea. I don't either. I
haven't talked to her in freaking years. We skes, we're talking about somebody
know what he does. But it was over a woman. I remember that
now since then you have worked in the hospitality industry and you didn't ask a
question because I said, there are suggestions for the bTB menu, which I
was, I will admit, Hang on a second, Hang on a second.
I don't think that's an a menu that needs to be improved in any
way. And I'm always impressed by the specialists. They come out every month,
like I go, because a month comes, so months a week in
this industry, is it not? I mean it's a week. It's It's
like, I don't know how you're staying ahead of all that stuff. And
then Kevin, I don't think the menu needs to be improved either. He
does about he had an idea like that, and I will tell you.
At first I get a little embarrassed, and then I go, yeah,
sounds like a good idea. But first I don't know. So Kevin,
I mean, being a fine connoisseur of food, did you do this today
after we talked to you before? You gotta work in other people's times?
Now got to be what fire pizza and grow? By the way, I
wish we had it over here because I said to my son, I go,
hey, um, order a pizza when you're He took my dad back
to to where I live, and he said to me, he called he
wanted to see his grandfather again, because my dad very doesn't travel a lot
at all and he's never up the here. Very cool that he wanted to
see him. By the way, Yeah, he said, I want to
I want to see him again. And I said okay, and he goes.
I said, well listen, I have the podcast and stuff. I
mean, Grandpa gave me no lead time to make change any plans. I
had two days. He told me I'm coming tomorrow tomorrow, so I said,
uh, if you want to, He goes. I said, what
were you gonna do now? He goes, I really got to do laundry.
I go pack up your laundry, come here, don't spend money on
laundry, use my everything, hang out with Grandpa or a pizza. But
then I'm like two bad BtVS in around because told me I would have picked
up a couple for you and brought him out to him, met you right
in the parking lot, especially if it's like a Friday, and get every
well that I can not find. I cannot find that dealt with a Tomas
a large wood fire pizza with one topping bTB A wood fire pizza, girl
even garlic. We got the white garlic Friday was so did I? Oh,
I didn't send you the ad. No, I apologize, got it.
Somebody texted the show to a six eighty eight sixty six big long thing.
Oh, thank you so much for turning us on to bTB. I'm
not even kidney. I will send you this ad and I apologize. Wanted
a picture with you. They wanted to take a picture with you. Uh,
and then they went in picture guy, you can tell looking at me,
I've seen pictures of you. What every costure I got. The guys
lived a great life, so uh, she wanted. She went with her
boyfriend and had got a ten dollar pizza and then went back and now she
has the girl line or something, so every whatever. Now btb's their spot.
And she was blown away that she could get the white garlic pizza for
ten bucks. That white garler pizza, I'm not gonna that's usually more money.
I worked for this place when I was probably sixteen years old. Had
the best white garlic sauce ever. And that's where I got it from.
Not gonna lie to you. And actually the place has been mentioned today off
the air while you're here, used to be in Hilton as well. Is
the best garlic sauce I've ever had. And I can't say I came up
with it. I could say I did steal it. It is thoroughly amazing.
But the white garler pizzas I snatch, but you know, sometimes you
get him in a little week. This is not a weak garlic. And
it's gonna be a little greasy. You have to get over it. No,
it's so good. That's what makes it all though. That's what makes
it off. In New York City, when I was a kid, if
you got the grease that ran down your arm while you folded the pizza in
half, that was a good slice. That's a good slice. Except there's
one place in town that I and I'm just saying it's close to my name,
but it's not all right. So what of the suggestions do you have
for billified Menui? I'm at bTB bill of fried baloney, two or three
thick slice bologny, little melted cheddar garlic, aoli, spicy brown mustard,
lettuce, banana peppers, pretty good with chips, Okay, pizza burger coming
up? Yeah, it is Yep, it's yep. That's a kay zd.
Mini meatballs are shaved Italian sausage covered in mazzarella, melted with BTBS hot
sauce on top like a plate. So the mini meatballs would be interesting,
that would be hot. Just from the descriptions. I'm going back to the
blogny because when I had like really little money early on in myriad, I
used to five blogonny and I would spread peanut butter on it, roll it
up and eat it. Buddy. I don't know why I loved it.
I loved it. I know I always delicious, but I would have never
thought of that. Well, I've done mayonnaise on it. Ketchup because yeah,
mustard, I've done. Well. Have you even done done peanut butter
on a burger too? Yeah? But peanut butter jelly burger is huge.
Wait, peanut butter and jelly burger. Never had peanut butter and jelly burger.
Those are big when they have him. That'll be honest. You have
really, we'll do it for you. Look that's you. You love peanut
butter. I do love peanut, but maybe it should be a peanut.
Maybe it should be a peanut butter. I was thinking the same thing.
Buttery. I mean, it's the only do better. That's rights. I'm
gonna. I'm gonna come over with peanut butter and then have an eagle fly
through your yard. No one's chilling on me. I do like that bologny
thing. That's bogey solid. Yeah, man, I'm impressed. Look at
you love that. I love put onions on it, mustard? Oh you
know, well he had? What do you have? Melted cheddar? You
can put any cheese on there. Do you cook at your house? I
do sometimes? Okay, all right, not if I but dead on especially
doesn't. I've put known to go out and just buy like at BJ's.
Get a couple, have them sliced, some thick yeah, oh yeah,
then put him on the grill. Get some rolls from your roll guy.
Little melted cheese. I never mother that. It's amazing. Do you put
boloney on the grill? Bread in a pan? And pan? We got
caught a couple of slices in her bubbles. What we do in my brother's
house is we take a big, big slice, we put it on,
We put it on the grill. Yeah, and then it's it's like grilled
charcoal and it's just fat guy. We do this. You want it thick
cut, that's what you're saying. Yeah, okay, yeah, okay.
What else did you put you? He poured a lot of time. I
got one other one. I got trace poil? What two chicken deep fried
chicken tenders like this chicken look a tender, two chicken parm tenders, and
two chicken french over rice or the traces from you got three two chicken tenders?
What else? Two chicken tenders, two chicken palm tenders, and two
chicken French tenders. I'm going with the baloney. Does it go with just
that overriding pasta? Okay? And maybe that one's gonna be tough. You
got the French sauce to palm sauce and a regular so that would be tough,
would be Yeah? It sounds like two munch of my mouth. I
kind of I was in love. I was in love. I wish isn't
my dream again? I came front with Bill fried right off the back,
Kevin, that was the first one. Speaking of Bill's mouth, What are
the other specials for the month of July? You know you're gonna put me
on a spot. I'm sorry, but there's a there's a chicken and sausage
pasta that has been out of this world. It's been selling like crazy good.
So it's lightly floured and um sauteed, so it's almost like a chicken
French to start with. It doesn't have the heavy breading on it. Yea
Italian sausage is all crumbled up peppers and tomatoes. Linguini our housemaid Marinera's phenomenal.
Wow, that sounds really good, really good. That's been our biggest
seller. Yeah. See food pizza. Oh, that's right, see food
pizza. That looks incredible. He just showed me a picture. Yeah,
it's You've been putting pictures on Facebook. Yeah, and I share everything from
from the BTV page. So who takes those pictures? So I have a
guy named Eric Clark who does all our social media. He's a phenomenal photographer.
Because I was just gonna say, food pizza. There are times where
I've seen pictures of food that don't are not appealing, like yeah, no,
I mean, I'm gonna lie. He reached out to me about a
year ago and said, stop taking pictures of your food and posting him.
I want to do it for you. He does a great job. And
you know I could I was really fucking work is phenomenal. Yeah, and
this guy he does Senior want to tell you funny about funny story about these
specials. So every month I get these proofs and I have to read them
make sure everything's right. Two times now in the last four months, they've
put July this month July food special right, and it's all the food specials
and the other side is the drink specials. Fucking both sides say food specials.
And I didn't catch it now, mind you. I give it to
two other people to proof read and they've missed it too, But I'm the
one to go. They go, look at you fucking missed? How hewd
that happened? There was three of us that looked at it. A funny
story about that. So anyways, Um, it's it's tough. You had
a salad tonight. Yeah, the salad is that a special? That is
it's really good. So that's a really good shot. Bocade is nice,
it's light, it's crisp. Lettuce is good. The avocade O huge fan
of I know, yeah, me too, this time of year, you
know, um, the peach and tomato salad. So I'm not. It
was a little I'm not gonna lie. I was on offensive about this totally.
It's peaches, it's romaine, it's got tomato in it, it's got
red onion, it's got fresh mozzarella. But it gets finished off with a
buffalo mild drizzle. I said, you're nuts. Ain't never gonna sell.
People are raving about this thing good. They love the fresh mozzarella with the
buffalo. So comes up with the idea for that kitchen manager Stephanie. Okay,
she comes up with everything, and you know, I get the final
say in it. Does she experiment at home or something? Because who would
know that that combination? Yeah? Yeah, but but I mean he's saying
here like I don't think this one's gonna sell. I'm not, and I
would be with you. We went with it, right, yeah, And
it's so like crazy, and you know, people talk about sometimes, yeah,
this is right. All the times, aren't wrong every day. This
is the one time I'm happy about it. Right. But there's a couple
of other things. We'll talk about the Caprezi burger. Maybe next Thingle's bringing,
Yeah, fresh mozzarella, tomatoes. Kevin thought it was a big ass
tomato we grilled up. But no, it's not. It doesn't sound like
a bad idea though. We just take basically a caprez you put it on
the burger. You got the fresh mozzarella, you got the tomato, the
balsamic reduction. I'm officially a fat ass. I just uh officially, now,
yeah, I just they just messaged the manager or beat the general manager
bTB my order when I get when you're not a fat ass, not a
fat ass? Keep talking about you're not now a fat ass? Change what
I was going to order. Really, I was gonna get. I was
thinking a couple of specials. I said, no, Now, I went
to large, chili loaded with the chips, this chicken large. I got
a fantastic too. I went to chili loaded. What chili? You don't
have chili season? Nobody? What the hell? What her chili in the
summer when people who better at home no chili in the summer. That chicken
sandwich, you can't go wrong with them. I didn't know if the blueberry
was gonna work, but you said that's not special too. I don't know
what to get, so yeah, said blueberry, chicken salmon. Get the
blueberry chicken s don't. I don't like blueberry and I love it. I
just I don't like blueberry. I do like blue blueberries themselves with but that's
a nice sour and sweet almost the supposed to go with regular food. I
think it's a separate thing. It is. Yeah, whatever, No,
you're discriminating against your food. Separate. Daniel Russel just said twenty seven home
runs. That is impressive. Home run Derby going on, are you guys
on threads? Does somebody join threads? Somebody know it Threads? So Threads
is Meta which owns Facebook and Twitter. It's their answer or excuse me,
Facebook and Instagram. It's their answer to Twitter, and they have now I
think one hundred million people have signed up in five days. But there's a
couple of things that I'm not sure what to think of this. That's why
I brought it up. So you have to sign up through your Instagram account
and then automatically everybody you follow on Instagram, if they're on Threads, you're
following them as well, so you're you automatically jump in with stuff in your
in your fee. It's it's all like it's dirty. It's like, no,
not dirty. Well, what do you What do you mean Instagram turned
in a freaking Oh. It depends on who you follow, but I'm sure
you're right. I don't. I don't know. I mean, I accidentally
a sound like a I don't know. I mean, I know, but
I don't see instantly got an invite. I have to watch some girl freaking
you know on Instagram? Yes? Are you sure didn't take you to her
only fans page? Yeah, that's where it took you, Okay, so
then she did it free. So I don't know. This is always they're
saying that this would be a kinder Twitter. In other words, there's not
as much political or hatred or that's the problem, so they kind of filter
everything, right. I don't know how they're going to be able to because
even Instagram gets a little political. I mean, there's just no way you're
gonna be able to stop this stuff. But Matthew Prince, the company CEO,
posted a graph to both his Twitter and Threads accounts on Sunday showing the
steep decline in traffic over at Twitter as a result of Threads coming on.
And I'm looking at it going, I don't know that I see any real
value in this. I I that's why I brought it up. I don't
know. And I'm wondering if, like, is bTB only on Instagram and
Facebook or are they also on We're on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok TikTok Twitter
though no Twitter? No? Yeah, well Twitter may up. I mean
you're probably smartie steps bet we had bet to building. I gotta be honest
with you. I don't know. I I the social media game. You're
gonna get a million opinions, and to me, it's like the wild Wild
West. There are no rules, right. You gotta almost throwing like you
and the first thing they do is throw up a bad review and say this
piece of shit, this is the thing, and you got You're easier to
do that on you know, you can get rid of it on Facebook or
yeah, any kind of Twitter. Yep, I think. But threads gained
momentum. Man, they they're in first forty eight hours. I think they
knocked down Twitter's web traffic by eleven. Twitter kind of clean house. Didn't
he go in there and clean house? Yeah, and those employees got pissed
off. Take a little less money go to this work for this guy.
Yeah, I have to build it. I think he said. The goal
isn't to replace Twitter, is what they're the CEO of Wow. The goal
is to create a public square for communities on Instagram that never really embraced Twitter,
and for communities on Twitter and other platforms that are interested in a less
angry place for conversations, but not all of Twitter. So Twitter will still
have its some people, but it is not as angry. Yeah, I
don't know this is you know, we still have that theory out there that
Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk are going to fight, and I will tell you
I think that Zuckerberg wins, and I would I wouldn't watch that fight.
I would root Yeah, I think a lot of people would. I would
root for Elon. I like him. I like what he's done with Tesla.
I love the balls that took to, you know, to privatize basically
rockets science right, and the way he's doing that. People are buying Tesla
motors to put in other cars. I mean, I just watched the whole
thing where Robert Downey Junior retro fitted one of his uh nineteen seventy f fifteen
hundred seas or something fifteen hundred into an electric car using a Tesla Motor.
Doesn't he live in California? He kind of has too soon, I guess,
I think so well. I think we're gonna have to hear too at
some point. And this is some company in Vermont that did it was really
cool. He goes, I want this to still have the balls of all
this stuff, and it's on HBO. So I go, all that came
from Elon Musk pushing all this shit forward, and it's boring company where he's
gonna build tunnels and stuff. I want him to win. But man,
I've seen that dude on a yacht with a shirt off, and I know
Zuckerberg is any better. No. I think Zuckerberg takes judo, oh yeah,
jus jiu jitsu, jiu jitsu, and he runs all the time.
I think he spends like forty three million dollars on security. So when he's
out jogging and stuff, he jogs a couple of miles every day he's in
pretty I would just love to see. I just want four million. He's
got security. Somebody somebody put up a beam and I have no idea.
I'm speaking these numbers off of memes, so who knows what's right? He
spent forty three aren't right? I am wait said he spends forty three million
dollars on security and yet donates money to defund the police, which made me
laugh because you know that's again on Twitter. Yeah, so I have no
idea if that's true or not. I can't tell if that's true or not.
But they're saying that about Zuckerberg. But I know he has private security
that runs with him and he's in better, way, better shape than Elon
Musk. But I mean, if you're working that much, yeah, you're
fat. I'm just gonna drive behind him, make sure he's okay. All
right, Well, fellas, it's always a pleasure to see you on mondays.
Um, I'll have a good story. I have a good story for
next week. Why why not? Youre right now? No because we're no,
we don't have to We'll do it next week. Why because you know
we'll do it next week. What is it involved? It doesn't matter,
yes, it does. Doesn't. Give us a tease. Give us a
tease next week. Give us a tease, a really good, juicy tease.
Why do people need to hear this story? People need to hear this
Oh man, I can't. People need to hear this story because it involves
women, No, man, goats, zebras, donkeys, zonkies, okay,
zebra, that's what does it involved? It involves um, how do
you not be able to tease something? How long is you? We're gonna
radio just a little little little taste, a little something, just tell a
goddamn story. At this point, yeah, okay, well I didn't what
Yeah, you watch somebody again? Do you watch somebody? New? You
wait till now to bring this up? Well, Kevin Williams was on.
I mean, how can I bring anything that's great? Tease for next week?
Though? The great? Yes? You just you just watched somebody?
Yes you did? Yes? Like how long ago? Yesterday? Yesterday?
Yesterday? Really? Yeah? Wow, no wonder you're working three jobs?
I was just gonna say, see what happens? He goes back to working
three jobs? He told him to keep him out of trouble. Wasn't that
much? All right? Was it was? It? Was it worth it?
Of course? All right? So was there anything that unique that happened
during this experience? Girls? A freak? Wait? Wait okay, all
right, that's all we need right there. That's our tease for next week.
Mark watched a girl that was a freak and he'll tell us why next
week. Yes, I love it all right, that'll be the first set.
As soon as you come in. I'm so excited. You're sorry.
I wish you had just jumped in after the Kevin Williams took four before about
during talking about floods for Mark saw flood of his own, for Matt who's
part with every superstar on the planet, for Kevin, who's coming up with
bilified menu items. For bTB. I'm Bill Moran. We'll see you tomorrow.