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Come on, come on, let's
go. Good morning. This is Ed

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McMahon and now ladies and gentlemen ride
Ryan. Oh yes, sir, come

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on. Welcome back from the weekend. Everybody. On this Monday, we

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got Adam mccott going for win number
three, fresh out of bad. Head

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to head and challenge. We play
every morning at six twenty. You know

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that. Let's get on board.
Let's get some fresh fish in here.

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I've got three eleven eight wall Nation
tickets for you and the entrees on that

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bill August twentieth, we'll hook you
up on the fun Facts flashback and brought

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us some new fun facts for you, and then we'll fly back to Monday

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show Texas Hammer Game. Every Monday, it's seven to twenty. We play

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Is How You're Gonna Win your Corn? Tickets Today, I got third I

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Blind tickets for you that summer God's
tour again, just another show in August.

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We'll have those tickets for you at
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sixth, buy you Music Center.
I got tickets for that early in the

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nine. Jane's Addiction tickets all week
they're co headlining with Love and Rockets August

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nineteenth, seventy one to three Music
Hall. That's a musty show. We'll

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get to those on know the show
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today forty percent chance of some showers, partly cloudy. Hece of around ninety

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five Morning Tessa Water Houston's headline,
Heykod, Morning Rod, Good morning Homeroom.

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So the two suspects facing charges in
connection with twelve year old Jocelyn and

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Gari's death waived their right to appear
on court in court on Friday, so

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that was our big story. We
were like waiting to see if they were

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gonna make bond. So now they're
set to appear in court today. They're

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being charged with capital murder. Weather
the judge sets a bond for them or

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not, an ice hold is going
to keep them in custody as both of

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them, twenty two and twenty six
years old, are in the country illegally

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from Venezuela. So that's the big
story. Also, Mattress Mac is set

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to pay for the funeral of Jocelyn, that's according to members of her family,

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So the funeral is set for this
Thursday at one pm. Mattress Mac

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is also paying for a celebration of
life in her honor. So that's still

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the big local story and it's actually
turned into a national story as well.

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Keeping it local. And inmate is
facing new charges after he escaped from a

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trustee camp in Angleton over the weekend. So this happened on Saturday. He

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just walked away from the Clemens unit
and his absence was noticed around midnight during

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a headcount. So a trustee camp
you have to kind of earn the right

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to be in there. There's like
more privileges in that camp. But he

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refused to surrender to officers when they
found him early yesterday inside a home about

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three miles away from the trustee camp. They're now trying to figure out how

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he got away, and he's being
hospitalized for treatment. It's getting hard out

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there for poor pirates. Yeah,
dude, it's like a competitive sport.

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There is the craziest video two porch
pirates caught on video caught on a doorbell

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camera. After a package is delivered, the FedEx delivery person is like just

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puts it down, is walking away. Two thieves, two different vehicles spread

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up to the same package. Once
that spit grabs a package, the other

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holds a flower pot. They're like
almost gonna fight, but they must have

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known, like were they tipped off? What was in the package? That

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was in the package? I think
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it was a phone. So I
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pirate. We've seen the videos of
them. We saw a video I think

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two weeks ago that somebody just grabbed
it right out of the delivery person's hand.

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Yeah, on the porch. This
is two people fighting for the same

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package at the exact moment that it
gets delivered. It's there's just something stinks

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about this. Yeah, the police
are investigating and haven't caught anyone yet,

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but yeah, there there was a
phone inside the package, and they both

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knew that there was something valuable that
they both seem to know that there was

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something valuable in there. Bikes.
Okay, this is something that broke down

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on Friday. But now it is
official and it is confirmed Kevin Costner will

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not be returning to Yellowstone. He
shared the news to fans in a video

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posted on social media. He says
he realized he's not gonna be able to

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continue into five, into season five
or the future. He says he loved

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it, that we should know he
loved it and Yellowstone season five returns November

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tenth, so he says he'll see
us at the movies. He's over the

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Yellowstone thing. Taylor Swift is doing
her London show at Wembley Stadium. She

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was playing on Saturday night and then
the Food Fight of the Foo Fighters were

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playing at a smaller venue called London
Stadium, and Dave Grohl was talking during

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his show. He's saying, like, instead of the Eras Tour, they

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called their tour the Errors Tour because
we actually play live. And Taylor must

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have got win about that because early
on her show she thanked her band for

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playing live for three and a half
hours tonight. It's a little bit people

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are like a little bit of beef. Maybe No, these two are on

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record really liking each other. But
that's what's going on when they're playing their

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live shows, and it's on the
music blog page. Those are Houston Dead

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Lanes. London Stadium is not like
a way smaller venue. It's the Olympic

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Stadium from when they had Yeah No. They're both huge, huge, huge

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venues, so they just happen to
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more famous. Yeah no, Yeah, it was like London Stadium is not

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like like a dive bar in baseball, though, yesterday the Astros gotta win.

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They blew out the Oils eight to
one, sweeping the Ools over the

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weekend and winning five straight. They're
gonna have a day off today before they

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open up a two game series with
the Rockies tomorrow night. The College World

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Series Texas A and M and Tennessee
are gonna play for the national championship tonight

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after splitting the first two games of
this best of the three series. First

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pitch is the be at six o'clock
and you can watch it on ESPN.

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In hockey, we got Game seven
in the Stanley Cup Final. All itsween

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the Panthers and the Oilers. Oilers
trying to become the first team in NHL

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history to ever overcome a three to
zero deficit in the final. They are

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a slight favorite heading into to night's
game. I think somebody did it in

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the forties, dude, a Canadian
team came back from all three. Not

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in the final, oh okay,
not in the Stanley Cup Final. They've

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done it. I think the Flyers
came back against the Boston Bruins. But

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Montreal did something. Montreal did it, but not not in the Stanley Cup

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finals. Okay, So I could
have made you a very rich man.

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I told you to put all your
money on Edmonton oilers. I said,

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put all your money your bias towards
Canada. So no, no, no,

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Also true, smart point towards Canada. Smart, it's never happened.

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It's not going to happen. They're
going to lose. And there's nothing better

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than Canada thinking they're going to win
a trophy tonight and then just take it

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away, the rugout right under them. Let's get you to game seven.

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I'll say this, nothing better than
game seven. Yeah, especially when Canada

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losers in the Okay, and Canada
will be very calm. I'm sure they

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won't burn down any cities or anything
like that. That's not what Canada does

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in soccer. The US men's national
team got to win last night. They

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beat Bolivia two to nothing in the
Copa America tournament. They're gonna pay Panama

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in their next game on Thursday night. That is what's going on in sports.

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You could have been so rich.
I'm fine. I told you,

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I told you every penny. All
right, here we go, four hours

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of pain starts right now. Are
you up? Are you awake? Are

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you ready to rock with us?
Would you like to have the first phone

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call? Would you like your voice
heard by fives of tens of people that

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are up with us? Uh?
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four five. The most interactive show
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US. That's it. We are
officially underway with your Milk Monday edition.

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Rod Ryan's show helped. You're off
to a great start to your day.

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We've got a pretty good chance of
some rain today forty percent chance. Part

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of the Gloudy Skies highs up around
ninety five. I've given you the rundown.

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We've got a lot of great tickets
to give to you this week.

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Of course, it exciting, fresh
out of bed head to head matchups every

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morning. Adam the Cop never disappoints. He's going for win number three today.

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I threw it out there. I
said, Hey, some fresh fish.

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You've never played before. I don't
know what do you? Make your

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move? Man, make your move
now if you want to play this game.

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Three eleven A wall Nation, Neon
Trees tickets, you're gonna get those

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in home room. And then,
of course the Texas Hammer game at around

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seven twenty again, I told Alex, take all your money and put it

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on by Edmonton Oilers for their game
this weekend, and I said, they're

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not going to lose at home.
When have I ever given news? When

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have I ever given you a hotter
tip? Gave me it's a fifty fifty

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shot, like one of the two
teams were going to win, and you

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gave me one of the teams.
You could say that about every dumb thing

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that you bet on, Well,
you said it. I gave you a

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lock in an elimination game. I
took you to Fax against the Wall.

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You're like, yeah, pick that
team. I took you to Locktown,

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wasn't I took you to Lockdown.
I walked you in to Lockdown, walked

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you in. I said, here
you are, We're in Lockdown, my

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own lockdown. I gave you I
bet he's still hit the keys to Lockdown.

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Won to bed have over five and
so rich. You didn't have to

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work today, you'd be so rich. I would have still had to work

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to listen to me. When's the
Stanley Cup Finals? Tonight? Tonight?

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Game seven? Seven? Game seven
is the best. It's awesome. I

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don't care. I watch any teams. It doesn't matter who it is.

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Game seven, there's no two greater
words in sports and hockey. Game sevens

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are better than any other game sevens. Yeah, basketball care alf the time

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anyways, you only play forty eight
minutes. You don't play a full hour.

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Cowards, A hockey game seven is
faster than any hockey games. Seven's

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probably better. Obviously WNBA Game seven
three pointer to win it, that would

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be the best game. Did She's
faced off against Angel Reese again. They

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play each other every weekend. They
do play twelve teams. They only play

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so many games against new teams.
That's what I'm realizing. There's not that

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many teams in the league, so
you see each other all the time.

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I like the outfit wars. What
does that mean? What they're dressing up?

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Yeah, they show them and they
always do. Like this what Angel

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was wearing, So what Caitlyn was
wearing. It's like, I don't even

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need to watch game. Sometimes I
know who on that battle are they wearing?

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Like super awesome outskirts? Sometimes they're
different, I'll tell you that.

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Okay, they're different. Are they
getting them for free? They don't make

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a lot of money. Oh,
both of them. Actually do make a

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lot of money well in endorsements,
right, but their salaries great. The

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salaries are not great. You get
some shopping done on the side with their

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endorsements. Who won Ajey did?
She did not cover though, so that

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was my lock same with these.
I took you to lockdown. Good teams

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win, great teams cover and she
was not a great team. I took

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you to lockdown. It's not time
for the first phone call of the day.

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Hey, Melissa, good morning,
Hey, good morning to you.

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How are you. I'm doing great. I looked over at my phone bank

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here and I said, it said, Melissa wants to talk to you in

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the morning. I said, I
cannot wait to speak with Melissa. What

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do you got for us today?
Yay. So. I am chairman of

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the board of a nonprofit that serves
women veterans and we are doing a charity

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fundraiser on July eleventh at the VFW
eighty seven, ninety and Spring Branch and

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it is called Pistols and Purses bingos. You can win choices of purses,

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you can win pistols. We're gonna
wrapple off a AR fifteen, Gucci Mini

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Marmont and Louis Jason, Felici Pochet. So people can get tickets on campshield

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dot org or you can just google
pistols and purses, bingos you send and

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it'll probably be the first thing that
offs up anybody. Anybody can come and

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play. Anybody can come and play. Tickets are fifty dollars. That's nine

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rounds of bingo with nine cards each. That includes two drinks and bingo dopp

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fun. Wow. That is such
a cool thing. Now were you able

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without I mean, I don't know
what you want to talk about. Were

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you able to get the the weapons? Were you able to get them donated?

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We did get the AR fifteen donated
by Radical Firearms Hearing Local. Yeah,

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so that's pretty awesome. And we're
working with some other gun dealers that

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are going to come and teach people
about responsible don't ownership and we're offering free

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gunlocks at the event. So yes, that's all very important, the teaching

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people. But what was that Gucci
thing you said? Yeah you can,

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we're rappling off at Guccy Mini Marmont. What is and Aluis Vuitton is a

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purse, oh designer handbag, a
Gucci design her hand puss. Wow,

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Armont. What a cool event.
Why don't you back then? Would you

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do me a favorite? Would you
back that up with an email? You

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give a lot of information on the
I'll put that out there. I will.

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We would love to see everybody that
come out and Houston. If you're

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a veteran, if you're a Patriot, come on out and see if we're

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gonna have a blast. Sounds like
a great event. Melissa, Thanks,

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thank you, well done too,
really well done. All right, on

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the flip of this break, got
a right check for you. We'll find

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out what's trending, and then we'll
get set up for our game, the

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Fresh Out event. Head to head
Houston for Houston's Alternative and tell them of

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the rod Ryan Morning shown the Buzz
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back rod Ryan's show on this milk
Monday, forty chance of some rain,

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partly cloudy skies. High today of
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this. Let's find out what's trending
first. What you got it was a

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hard launch is bring your boyfriend a
workday for Taylor Swift, Travis Kelsey was

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background dancer kind of kind of there's
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like touch up her makeup. So
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foot frame and people are like losing
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there was a lot of celebrities in
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was there, you grant. Everyone
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have it? Said the same story
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at all three shows. She plays
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he in a sweet and he's like
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bro and sister while we're there.
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party because he's got to be sick
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them to follow us around the whole
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It's a lot you just get the
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a really good team in baseball.
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nice creeping up on that five hundred
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that's really really great local trend.
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mention was did you hear about this
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old and she was in the Miss
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Girls. Great? Okay, great, so you did hear of this?

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it's eighteen year older, but they
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and she was competing up there with
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eight All right, you can check
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hot seventy one year old for sure. Good Lord and everybody, this is

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that on the top now here friends
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Thank god I was able to avoid
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Todd. I know I've didn't get
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as sharp as ever. So two
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here, and you're welcome, says
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make here win number three pitches seven
one three two one two five. If

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you want to play the run Ryan's
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ninety four or five the buzz highly
suspected. My name is a human Rob

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Ryan show back for the weekend.
I hope you guys had a killer weekend.

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Thanks for coming back and hanging with
us on this milk Monday, forty

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percent chance of rain, partly cloudy
today, highs up around ninety five.

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Got out on the cop. Check
we got someone to play out on the

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cop. Let's fly and now each
time for the fresh out of bed head

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to head challenge. Listeners to your
corners, all right to your corner out

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on the cop Good morning, Good
morning, brother run. How are we

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feeling? Oh? Feeling good man? I feel like Friday. You weren't

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on much sleep, Is that correct? Yeah? I actually ended up having

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to work overnight, and then of
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home, they don't let you sleep, so it was just up all night.

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Now, Oh kid, it's cool. Don't worry about that, Alex.

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Kids are cool. When you're tired, I gotta do is just tell

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your kid, hey man, I'm
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let me sleep for a little bit. They're like every time. Sure,

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God gives his toughest battles to the
strongest soldiers at him and you got through

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it all right. You're going for
win number three today and Rick says it

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stops here. Hi, Rick,
Hey, how's it going great. It's

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been a couple of years since you
played. Yeah, yeah, about two

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years now. Okay, did you
have any success when you did play?

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Yeah? I lost day five.
You've been bro you lost on day five.

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You've been sitting on that for two
years. Yeah. I thought of

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my own little company with thumbing business
man. It's my work care o change

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a little bit, but I'm trying
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listen, we know you know how
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rust on the pipes over here,
Rick, shout out your name. When

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you think you know the answer,
Adam will be doing Adam will be doing

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the same. What are they playing
for? I have a right T shirt.

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Okay, guys, here we go, Rick, good to have you

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back. Rick, Adam the Cop, five time Hall of Famer, Right,

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Adam, four time Hall of Famer. Okay, all right. Question

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number one? What book and movie
series involved Wizards? Adam, Let's go

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Harry Potter. Yeah, the series
involved wizards going to Hogwarts, very good,

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pretty strictly on that when it could, went Lord of the Ring,

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four fantastic pieces somewhere to find them. Yeah, that's true. Or any

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other story that had a wizard in
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the radio station, our wizard.
That's true. Here we go. Next

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question, what hard part of your
feet needs regular clippings? Adam Adam here?

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No, yeah, dude, Hey, Rick, Yeah, you sound

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a little distracted. All right,
you got people, You got people calling

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you on your CB radio or something
over there. All right, Rick,

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don't wait another two years. Okay, come on, come back to us.

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Okay, all right, yeah,
come back to us a little sooner.

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Rick. Two year absence, four
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having any of that. Adam.
You want to play tomorrow? Yeah,

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let's do it, man. It's
gonna be rough after the Stanley Cup final,

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but let go. Yeah dude,
Game seven? Right, Yes,

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sir. This is for anybody out
there that's like, I don't know hockey.

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If you're gonna watch one hockey game
tonight watched Hanna Luis. Are they

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I gotta go for Canada on luc
Are they I'm a Patriots? Are they

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gonna lose? Alleys? Excuse me? You left a lot of money on

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the table. This weekend they're on
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EXPUREE, The Cosmic Unknowns, all
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Chemical Romance in Helena rob Ryan's show
MILF Monday. I haven't even had a

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chance to look, but you had
already mentioned Tessa that a seventy one year

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old just competed in the Miss Texas
pageant this weekend. Yeah. I think

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it was here in town too,
was soon. I don't know if she's

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from here. Okay, yeah,
so she was here in town. She

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was competing against uh, I mean
everyone was younger than her. The judges

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were younger than but you can go
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at Girls Blonde page tonight. We
got a good chances to rain, about

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a forty percent chance of some rain
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Bring the champion, the fresh out
of bed head to head Challenge.

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Here's your current champion, joyponing everybody. This is Adam the Cop and I'm

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your friends out of bed. Hit
ahead three days Champions. Two's questions,

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two answers again, no problem.
If you want an easy game against me,

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comes joining tomorrow because I'm staying up
late watching the Stanley Cup final,

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so I'm gonna be top thirty in
the morning. So let's get in.

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Get your chance, so join me
on Tuesday. Bitches, he's watching the

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game tonight. Hell you watching the
game tonight? You bet your game?

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Seven? Who you got? Well? I am a patriot. It's gonna

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be the North, It'll be a
record. You think Edmonton's gonna pull it

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off? I think so. A
patriot of Canada house. What is going

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on to certain citizenship? In at
the door? All right? Makes for

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you? You don't want to be
here? I can help to pack pal

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the fuck that to the day we
make you look smart in front of your

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body's the fuck that to the day. All right, I'm coming at you

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strong this morning. Terminator to Judgment
Day, the T one thousand, that

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was the cop that turned to the
liquid. Yeah, he was played scary.

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He was played by Robert Patrick Babysatino. If you watched the sapanas,

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oh yeah. And then his brother
Richard Patrick is the singer of Filter.

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What did you not know that?
I did not know that? Did you

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not know that? The fun factor? Is that just a bonus part of

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the That's just that's just like I'm
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brothers, that's just for free.
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was not offered to Robert Patrick.
First. The role was offered to Billy

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Idol. Yeah, Billy Idol was
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and Terminator too Judgment Day. He
couldn't do it. He was in a

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motorcycle accident February of nineteen ninety which
almost cost him his leg. I remember

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when that happened. And he also
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in the Doors movie and that was
cut back due to that same accident.

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was it. That was ididot do
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Yeah, he as himself. You're
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the hell they want, pretty much, whatever the hell they want. Axel

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Rose started working on November Rain in
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in nineteen ninety one. That is
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you'd perfect it? Yeah, you
just you know, I mean, it's

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hard to argue. It's a pretty
great song. There's three hundred undred and

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eighty eight games released for the Nintendo
sixty four. Ninety of them have sixty

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four somewhere in their title. That's
neat Super Mario sixty four, Madden Football

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sixty four, So about one out
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a sixty four in it. It's
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make you look smart in front of
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to the day? What you got? I have a pair of tickets see

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three eleven, A Wall Nation and
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fun back. The average blank has
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technically I told you they weren't really
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this on Friday seven one three two
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you know the fun fact flashback for
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tonight. Yeah, vonton oilers.
I just think that we to row.

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We're due for a big record,
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can't wait to watch that game.
All right? How we do on Wall

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Street? Friday? It was a
mixed day on Wall Street. The Dow

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was up fifteen points kickoff this morning
at thirty nine thousand and one fifty Nastack

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down thirty two to seventeen thousand and
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That's ot a four point two seven
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dollars ninety two cents of barrel.
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studs Mickey D's, Amazon and Nike, the big duds Goldman, Sachs,

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Chase, and Apple. On the
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clear right now. Futures looking pretty
good. They're on the upside. Hang

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on to This would be a positive
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based on movement as reported by Young
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Good Morning, Rod Ryan Show,
welcome back. You know what time it

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is? Sure? Sure is good
morning? Good morning? Hey? Who

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is this? It's Chris Rod.
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are you I'm good, I'm good. I think already, yeah it is

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huh. This is the layup dude. The average blank has around two hundred

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seeds around it. Strawberries. Easy, dude, it's Monday and it's true.

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little separate fruits, each with a
single small seed within it. So yeah,

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dude, you know all that.
What are you giving them at the

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All Nation three eleven in meon trees? Tickets? Congratulations, great job,

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appreciate it, all right, dude, and I'm going for Florida. I

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got your back out. Let's go
Usa, baby out of here. Get

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Eddy. Glad you won Green Day
ninety four and five the Buzz. All

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right, here we go, ninety
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Good riddance, time of your life? All right, rod Ryan Show,

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next hour every Monday, the Texas
Hammer Game. We play at a

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round seven twenty. That's how you're
gonna win your corn tickets, bra I

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got Thirdie Blind tickets for you on
about an hour later at eight twenty.

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This summer God's Tour giving away nothing
more tickets than the nine o'clock hour.

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Jane's addiction tickets in the nine o'clock
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are the tickets that we're gonna be
like you know, shuffling around all week

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long, already blew out a wall
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chance of rain today, partly cloudy
pies of around ninety five Tessa with Houston's

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Headlines. Yeah, so the big
story is still that twelve year old girl

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who was found dead in a creek
last week, because now we're learning more

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about the suspects. We know that
on Friday, the two suspects that are

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facing charges in connection with her death, they waive their right to appear in

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court. So now they are set
to appear in court today. They're being

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officially charged with capital murder today.
Whether or not the judge that's a bond

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for them or not, it really
doesn't matter because an icehold is going to

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keep them in custody. Both of
them, twenty two and twenty six year

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old, are in the country illegally
from Venezuela. Now let's get back to

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00:28:33.839 --> 00:28:40.480
Jocelyn Nungari, because that's the twelve
year old who died. She will have

407
00:28:40.519 --> 00:28:42.839
a funeral. Her funeral will be
held this week. It's on Thursday,

408
00:28:44.079 --> 00:28:48.440
and apparently Mattress Mac is paying for
that. According to the members of her

409
00:28:48.480 --> 00:28:51.640
family. So E's scept for Thursday
at one pm. He's also paying for

410
00:28:51.799 --> 00:28:55.720
a celebration of life for Joscelyn.
And did I see that was going to

411
00:28:55.759 --> 00:28:57.680
be done at Gallery Furniture. I
believe, So the event will be held

412
00:28:57.759 --> 00:29:02.880
after the funeral, after the funeral
on Thursday at Gallery Furniture store on the

413
00:29:02.920 --> 00:29:06.640
North Freeway. I mean, we've
all been moved by this story, you

414
00:29:06.680 --> 00:29:08.319
know, and Mac just stepping up
like he always does. He's awesome.

415
00:29:08.640 --> 00:29:12.559
Yeah. Yeah, there's another local
story. If you saw smoke yesterday,

416
00:29:12.680 --> 00:29:17.440
you were not alone. There was
a big fire at Prestige Auto and Metal

417
00:29:17.440 --> 00:29:22.039
Recycling on Eastmount Houston Road. It
was reported around two o'clock on excuse me,

418
00:29:22.079 --> 00:29:25.640
Saturday afternoon. There were more than
a dozen local firefighting units that had

419
00:29:25.640 --> 00:29:27.680
to work on the fire until it
was brought under control early yesterday. So

420
00:29:27.720 --> 00:29:32.839
it lasted until yesterday, and then
six firefighters and one civilian had to be

421
00:29:32.839 --> 00:29:37.880
evaluated for heat related injuries. One
fire admitted to had to be admitted to

422
00:29:37.920 --> 00:29:41.440
the hospital, one firefighter for further
evaluation. So another local story there,

423
00:29:41.880 --> 00:29:47.279
All right, is there a specific
phone alarm that you hate? Maybe you

424
00:29:47.319 --> 00:29:51.559
even forced your spouse to change it
because it makes you wake up just mad,

425
00:29:51.680 --> 00:29:53.640
just upset at the world. There
was a big ride up on the

426
00:29:53.720 --> 00:29:59.240
alarm sound. Americans seem like they're
divided on a popular one on iPhones called

427
00:29:59.319 --> 00:30:02.960
by the Sea Side. You have
this, I do, so this is

428
00:30:03.000 --> 00:30:06.039
on the iPhone. I don't.
I'm not familiar with this. This is

429
00:30:06.359 --> 00:30:08.240
this is not my mind. Is
when people use the alarm, then that

430
00:30:11.200 --> 00:30:14.440
and that's your ringtone, Sugress lugs
me because like that should be an alarm,

431
00:30:14.599 --> 00:30:18.000
not when we'll call you designated alarm. That means, hey, something's

432
00:30:18.039 --> 00:30:21.640
happening. Get up. So this
is a ring tone that is thought of

433
00:30:21.720 --> 00:30:30.079
to be the worst one of the
generic ones that you could pick. Yeah,

434
00:30:30.279 --> 00:30:33.480
it sounds like Napoleon Dynamite one doesn't
bother me. Yeah, this is

435
00:30:34.359 --> 00:30:38.079
this is nice. Yeah, this
is fine. It's like the second most

436
00:30:38.079 --> 00:30:41.920
common one is that d That's what
I thought it was an Apple. Apple's

437
00:30:41.920 --> 00:30:45.440
been using this for over a decade. It sounds like it's being played on

438
00:30:45.480 --> 00:30:49.160
a keyboard. As Some people love
it. They think it's the most relaxing

439
00:30:49.200 --> 00:30:52.680
alarm to wake up to, and
others think it sounds like nails on a

440
00:30:52.720 --> 00:30:56.759
chalkboard because they've heard it so many
times. I take a cat would be

441
00:30:56.799 --> 00:31:00.720
playing this, Oh, that would
be a good video. Yeah, this

442
00:31:00.759 --> 00:31:04.759
doesn't seem that I was expecting it
to be really grading. I think if

443
00:31:04.799 --> 00:31:07.880
this is ruined your life, you
got you don't have that many problems.

444
00:31:07.880 --> 00:31:12.880
You know, he's are okay,
it's the this is like you're like you're

445
00:31:12.880 --> 00:31:18.160
going through some other stuff. It's
not the should talk. It's definitely I

446
00:31:18.160 --> 00:31:22.920
think it's a wonderful ring Tom.
So let's talk about justin Timberlake, because

447
00:31:23.000 --> 00:31:26.839
he's continuing on his world tour after
his drunk driving or rest in New York.

448
00:31:27.200 --> 00:31:30.880
The names have you seen the names
for that? Though? So many?

449
00:31:30.000 --> 00:31:33.920
You're so good? So many?
Okay. He was on stage in

450
00:31:33.039 --> 00:31:38.039
Chicago last night. He's like,
it's been a tough week, but you

451
00:31:38.039 --> 00:31:41.319
guys are a big and beautiful part
of my life. You guys just keep

452
00:31:41.319 --> 00:31:45.079
writing with me. You keep keep
writing with me. It's a weird choice

453
00:31:45.119 --> 00:31:52.000
of words. Yeah, it's gotta
be on purpose. Maybe maybe he could

454
00:31:52.000 --> 00:31:55.920
have chosen different words, but he
went with you guys keep writing with me,

455
00:31:56.400 --> 00:32:00.559
and uh. He just says that
he's happy the fans keeping him back.

456
00:32:00.599 --> 00:32:02.599
Then it's been that he's hard to
love sometimes, and it's been a

457
00:32:02.640 --> 00:32:07.839
tough week for him. So those
you're justin Timberlake. I'm day Jilly Roll

458
00:32:07.039 --> 00:32:12.240
has a pretty crazy life story.
He was on Howard Stern and he was

459
00:32:12.240 --> 00:32:16.000
telling a lot of amazing stories.
Howard seemed just enamored with him the whole

460
00:32:16.039 --> 00:32:20.640
time. And he said when he
was in jail, he would write music

461
00:32:20.720 --> 00:32:23.640
and he would use that steel bedbunk
to kind of like create a beat.

462
00:32:23.720 --> 00:32:28.039
He said it had a real hollow
sound, so he could keep time like

463
00:32:28.119 --> 00:32:30.559
that, and then he would hum
melodies over that loop. Anyway, he

464
00:32:30.559 --> 00:32:35.599
said he lost a lot of melodies
because he would just forget him. He

465
00:32:35.640 --> 00:32:37.640
would create so many that he would
forget him. But he seemed to note

466
00:32:37.640 --> 00:32:40.960
that he was destined for greatness anyway, because when he finally left jail for

467
00:32:42.000 --> 00:32:44.920
the last time, he said,
I got my little knapsack of songs.

468
00:32:45.119 --> 00:32:49.000
I wrote them all on paper.
I'm knocking on people's cell if I ever

469
00:32:49.079 --> 00:32:52.279
see you again. Albeitt Madison Square
Garden for reference. He was in jail

470
00:32:52.319 --> 00:32:55.599
in two thousand and eight, and
he will be headlining Madison Square Garden this

471
00:32:55.640 --> 00:33:00.880
year on September twenty seven. That's
insane. That's insane. Those are Houston

472
00:33:00.920 --> 00:33:07.039
teedlights. Yeah all right, yeah. Aftro is very hot right now.

473
00:33:07.319 --> 00:33:10.039
Yeah. He got a sweep of
the Baltimore Orioles one really beat him yesterday

474
00:33:10.079 --> 00:33:14.839
eight to one to complete the sweep
and now won five straight. Hotel Tuve

475
00:33:15.079 --> 00:33:16.720
hit a home run. He was
awesome. The pitching for the Astros has

476
00:33:16.720 --> 00:33:20.920
really turned things around. They're gonna
have a day off today before opening up

477
00:33:20.960 --> 00:33:23.319
a two game mini series with the
Rockies tomorrow night. Back at home at

478
00:33:23.319 --> 00:33:25.920
the College World Series, Texas,
A and M and Tennessee are gonna play

479
00:33:25.960 --> 00:33:30.519
for the National Championship tonight after splitting
the first two games of their Best at

480
00:33:30.559 --> 00:33:32.920
three National Championship Series. A and
M one on Saturday, and Tennessee beat

481
00:33:32.960 --> 00:33:37.720
them yesterday afternoon. First pitch for
tonight's game is at six o'clock and you

482
00:33:37.720 --> 00:33:40.200
can watch it on ESPN. In
hockey, we had a Game seven in

483
00:33:40.240 --> 00:33:44.680
the Stanley Cup Final tonight between the
Panthers and the Oilers. The Oilers are

484
00:33:44.680 --> 00:33:46.440
trying to become the first team in
NHL history to overcome a three to zero

485
00:33:46.480 --> 00:33:51.599
deficit in the Stanley Cup Final.
They are a slight favorite heading into tonight's

486
00:33:51.599 --> 00:33:54.200
game that'll start at seven o'clock.
You can watch it on ABC. In

487
00:33:54.400 --> 00:33:58.440
soccer, the US men's national team
gotta win. Last night they beat Bolivia

488
00:33:58.480 --> 00:34:00.519
tu nil and the Copa America turn. They're gonna play Panama in their next

489
00:34:00.559 --> 00:34:05.759
game on Thursday night. And on
our sports blog page today, the Travelers

490
00:34:05.839 --> 00:34:08.840
Championship was happening in golf over the
weekend. Scottie Scheffler won his sixth tournament

491
00:34:08.880 --> 00:34:14.360
of the year, but on the
eighteenth whole protesters tried to ruin the golf

492
00:34:14.360 --> 00:34:17.280
tournament and instead just got tackled by
the police. Sare so if you want

493
00:34:17.320 --> 00:34:21.079
to go see a bunch of protesters
getting tackled with flares, Now, hang

494
00:34:21.119 --> 00:34:24.320
on a second. Are they tied
into the people that have been messing with

495
00:34:24.480 --> 00:34:29.400
Stone Enge and Taylor Swift planes.
I don't know if you ruined sports,

496
00:34:29.440 --> 00:34:32.440
I'm not gonna pay attention to what
you're protesting because that gives you like then

497
00:34:32.480 --> 00:34:35.719
that that works for you. I
don't care. I'm not I didn't look

498
00:34:35.800 --> 00:34:39.800
up what they're protesting, But if
you're ruining sportsman, was it an orange

499
00:34:40.719 --> 00:34:45.159
that they had? They had like
a red flare there, But I don't

500
00:34:45.159 --> 00:34:45.840
know what. I don't know what
it means. They had shirts on.

501
00:34:45.920 --> 00:34:49.920
I'm not going to look into them
because the idiots don't ruin my sports.

502
00:34:50.000 --> 00:34:52.880
Yeah, the same people, the
same people that attacked Stone Enge with the

503
00:34:53.000 --> 00:35:00.480
with the orange paint. They thought
they were getting Taylor Swift's private jets because

504
00:35:00.480 --> 00:35:02.480
of all the gas she was using
or you know, the fuel that they

505
00:35:02.559 --> 00:35:07.079
used. So they went and they
were able to get right. It was

506
00:35:07.119 --> 00:35:08.400
the same orange paint. So that's
how I knew it was the same people.

507
00:35:08.400 --> 00:35:12.920
But they painted these planes they weren't
even Taylor Swiss plans. Yeah,

508
00:35:12.960 --> 00:35:16.639
they were the wrong planes, all
right, protesters? Am I right?

509
00:35:16.719 --> 00:35:22.159
So whack The Rod Ryan Morning Show
six am ninety four or five the Buzz

510
00:35:22.280 --> 00:35:25.559
Lincoln Park at one step closer.
Good morning, Rob Ryan's show on this

511
00:35:25.639 --> 00:35:29.039
milk Monday. Welcome back from the
weekend. Hope you guys had a great

512
00:35:29.039 --> 00:35:30.880
weekend. You know we're gonna play
the Texas Hammer Game coming up in just

513
00:35:31.000 --> 00:35:35.760
a little bit, as we do
every single Monday with the great Jim Adler.

514
00:35:36.000 --> 00:35:38.639
I tell you get to when your
corn go Jira tickets. We'll have

515
00:35:38.679 --> 00:35:42.800
those four you coming up in just
a little bit. Forty chance of rain,

516
00:35:42.880 --> 00:35:47.840
partly cloudy skies. Highs of around
ninety five. Alex, how's that

517
00:35:47.920 --> 00:35:52.800
baby? Yeah? Baby update?
Now how's that baby? Dou Is she

518
00:35:52.880 --> 00:35:55.119
awesome? Still? She is always
awesome? Yeah? Yeah, they stay

519
00:35:55.119 --> 00:36:00.440
awesome for a little while. I
feel like they're always stay off. Yeah,

520
00:36:00.480 --> 00:36:02.519
they're pretty awesome. Try to scare
you about, like, oh,

521
00:36:02.639 --> 00:36:05.719
just get ready for this. They
don't tell you about like how fun it

522
00:36:05.760 --> 00:36:07.960
is to like kids are fine.
Man, it's cool having a kid.

523
00:36:07.960 --> 00:36:10.119
It's well seeing like little parts of
you and whoever you made the kid with

524
00:36:10.639 --> 00:36:15.880
as she's doing stuff, still showing
her off to people. Yeah. So

525
00:36:16.000 --> 00:36:21.119
when I'm trying to think the first
thing we ever did with London, and

526
00:36:21.159 --> 00:36:22.599
it's a while too. It's not
right away. You know, you go

527
00:36:22.639 --> 00:36:25.679
out for like a walk or something. You know, you don't go out

528
00:36:25.679 --> 00:36:29.639
in public or anything. Have you
guys talked about that, like how long

529
00:36:29.719 --> 00:36:32.599
you keep her? You know,
you got to get some shots and things.

530
00:36:32.639 --> 00:36:37.519
And when I had a kid,
or when I after I had my

531
00:36:37.599 --> 00:36:44.519
kid, my mom just busts out. Eugene Ryan, I said what she

532
00:36:44.559 --> 00:36:46.920
said, Well, Eugene Ryan,
don't take that baby out anywhere. Be

533
00:36:46.960 --> 00:36:50.559
careful who you have over. But
what are you talking about. I don't

534
00:36:50.559 --> 00:36:54.639
know anything about Eugene Ryan. My
dad had a brother, was a little

535
00:36:54.639 --> 00:37:00.280
baby, and a woman came out
with a cold and Eugene didn't. How

536
00:37:00.320 --> 00:37:05.360
do I find this out as a
fifty year old man. Yeah, it's

537
00:37:05.400 --> 00:37:07.519
scary. That's my family. Weirdos. She's like, well, you know

538
00:37:07.519 --> 00:37:09.400
Eugene Ryan. I'm like, as
a matter of fact, I don't know

539
00:37:09.440 --> 00:37:15.000
Eugene Ryan. I've never heard his
name ever come up once ever since you

540
00:37:15.000 --> 00:37:19.079
told me that, though, it's
it's uh, I got the I'm aware

541
00:37:19.159 --> 00:37:21.440
now. I'm like, nobody's kiding
you better not kiss that baby. Don't

542
00:37:21.440 --> 00:37:23.719
you kiss that baby? Don't kiss
Yeah, like you don't really have I

543
00:37:23.760 --> 00:37:27.159
mean except for like immediate family,
right, Like you're not doing. My

544
00:37:27.280 --> 00:37:30.800
cousin and her husband came over yesterday. They brought it. They brought a

545
00:37:30.840 --> 00:37:35.239
little like pink air Force once.
It was the coolest shoes I've ever seen.

546
00:37:36.079 --> 00:37:37.719
Wow, but that was cool.
But yeah, we've had we've had

547
00:37:37.719 --> 00:37:43.719
a very small immediate family kind of
my my wife's parents moved into Katie over

548
00:37:43.760 --> 00:37:45.320
the weekend, so like now they're
there, so we got to see them.

549
00:37:45.559 --> 00:37:49.079
Her dad get to see her for
the first time, which was cool.

550
00:37:49.159 --> 00:37:52.280
I saw her swaddled all up.
Yeah, she was not. Maybe's

551
00:37:52.320 --> 00:37:55.840
been held ninety percent of her life
so far swaddling you're rocking up. Well,

552
00:37:55.880 --> 00:38:00.320
we have the cheap swaddles. Now. It's such a game chamber,

553
00:38:00.679 --> 00:38:02.480
so she can like you think,
you think you crush it when you swaddle

554
00:38:02.480 --> 00:38:07.000
and then just arms her up.
It's pointless, like an escape artist.

555
00:38:07.159 --> 00:38:09.280
Yeah, so like the little velcro
ones that kind of traps a little bit

556
00:38:09.280 --> 00:38:14.639
more. I got a really really
round head. Do you guys have a

557
00:38:14.719 --> 00:38:17.159
round heady round head? I didn't
see. Did you post some baby pictures?

558
00:38:17.599 --> 00:38:21.000
I'm trying to like wean myself off
of it. I don't want to

559
00:38:21.000 --> 00:38:23.800
be that guy that only posts baby
pictures. Dude, wait to six picks?

560
00:38:23.960 --> 00:38:27.400
Like he had a week of that. He had six picks? You

561
00:38:27.440 --> 00:38:34.079
know what? Who did have six
picks? Wow? Dirty dug, I

562
00:38:34.159 --> 00:38:37.559
even do the six picks. I
didn't know I had six pick Oh,

563
00:38:37.599 --> 00:38:44.000
boy, I probably wrangled together six
if you need I. Uh, are

564
00:38:44.039 --> 00:38:46.039
we all going to do a six
pick? Oh? It's Rod's day,

565
00:38:46.079 --> 00:38:50.760
so we should all do our six
picks. I had no idea. Wow,

566
00:38:52.079 --> 00:38:54.360
Okay, let me look, I
don't know if I have six picks

567
00:38:54.400 --> 00:39:00.320
from the weekend. I might just
get filter on one picture six times art

568
00:39:00.480 --> 00:39:04.519
okay, artsy fartsy Wow. I
can't believe I had six pix this weekend.

569
00:39:05.039 --> 00:39:07.920
Can we talk about it on Friday
at all? I was so relieved

570
00:39:07.920 --> 00:39:10.360
that when it's not your weekend,
I know it's not me. I just

571
00:39:10.400 --> 00:39:14.119
did last week. I don't even
know who. Oh man, that's my

572
00:39:14.199 --> 00:39:16.440
bad. That's my bad for sure. Uh. Listen, We've got a

573
00:39:16.440 --> 00:39:20.280
bunch of stuff for you on links
and guests. Though I have already mentioned

574
00:39:20.320 --> 00:39:22.159
the look at Girls blog page.
Of course, it's milk Monday. Uh,

575
00:39:22.360 --> 00:39:25.679
the crazy criminal blog page. You're
talking about that in Houston's headlines.

576
00:39:25.719 --> 00:39:30.440
It didn't crazy, it didn't happen
here. But to see these two guys,

577
00:39:30.480 --> 00:39:35.760
these porch pirates, fighting over the
package. Not thirty seconds after the

578
00:39:35.800 --> 00:39:39.679
FedEx guy lays it down, he
has enough time to step back take the

579
00:39:39.719 --> 00:39:44.360
picture. As he's taking the picture, there are two cars in the street

580
00:39:44.480 --> 00:39:47.880
in front of this house that you
see. Two guys run towards him and

581
00:39:47.960 --> 00:39:54.480
they they're fighting for that package.
Yeah, is the driver in on it?

582
00:39:54.519 --> 00:39:59.760
Do they know, like what an
iPhone box looks like. I forget,

583
00:39:59.800 --> 00:40:01.320
you know, let me do a
deep dud, because I know how

584
00:40:01.320 --> 00:40:05.079
they find out. I know how
they find out. There's like this little

585
00:40:05.119 --> 00:40:08.199
hat, there's a let me see
that seems like it could be a TV

586
00:40:08.280 --> 00:40:13.800
show, Like would you watch a
show just called porch Pirates and it's you

587
00:40:13.800 --> 00:40:15.280
get to fight. It's just two
people fighting. They don't know what's in

588
00:40:15.320 --> 00:40:17.719
the box. The winner of the
fight gets whatever it is in the box,

589
00:40:17.760 --> 00:40:21.039
and then you get to watch it. It's kind of like when storage

590
00:40:21.079 --> 00:40:23.000
wars happens, and sometimes it's just
a dud and it's like, cool,

591
00:40:23.039 --> 00:40:27.840
you got tampons, like I hope
you want you feel good about yourself.

592
00:40:28.000 --> 00:40:30.400
I thought these two were going to
fight because the one guy gets there,

593
00:40:31.079 --> 00:40:34.800
it's just like running for the football, you know. So the one guy

594
00:40:34.880 --> 00:40:38.000
picks it up. The other guy
immediately grabs a flower pot and he kind

595
00:40:38.000 --> 00:40:40.880
of made it look like he was
gonna swing at him. But the people

596
00:40:40.960 --> 00:40:45.559
were home when this was happening.
They were home, they knew that this

597
00:40:45.679 --> 00:40:49.159
ruckus was happening, and then they
went back and got the ring doorbell camera

598
00:40:49.159 --> 00:40:54.400
footage. So police are investigating.
They haven't caught anyone yet. How did

599
00:40:54.440 --> 00:41:00.800
they know two people at the same
time? Yeah, how did they know

600
00:41:00.000 --> 00:41:04.280
that that was? I mean,
it was like it was one thousand dollars

601
00:41:04.280 --> 00:41:07.400
phone in there in the box.
You would think you'd have to be tipped

602
00:41:07.400 --> 00:41:09.679
off. Why did you tip off
two people? Right to make it look

603
00:41:09.719 --> 00:41:13.119
like you really didn't tip off anybody? But is the driver in on it?

604
00:41:13.440 --> 00:41:15.280
That's what I'm saying. If the
driver was like, how do I

605
00:41:15.320 --> 00:41:17.039
make it look like it wasn't me? I would tell Rod And that's like

606
00:41:17.199 --> 00:41:20.400
they would both fight. Now,
I look like, why would I tell

607
00:41:20.400 --> 00:41:22.719
both? Doesn't seem like a big
enough bus that you could have multiple people

608
00:41:22.800 --> 00:41:24.920
in on it, you know what
I mean? Like, if the phones

609
00:41:24.920 --> 00:41:28.760
weren't a thousand bucks, you're gonna
sell it whatever on the street for what

610
00:41:29.119 --> 00:41:31.199
five hundred and two hundred? Like
that doesn't seem like a big pot to

611
00:41:31.320 --> 00:41:37.280
split. And there's another So if
you go down on the Crazy Criminal blog

612
00:41:37.320 --> 00:41:38.960
page, it talks about the two
porch pirates fighting it out, But then

613
00:41:39.039 --> 00:41:44.000
there was another porch pirate immediately grabbing
a cell phone delivery and this was also

614
00:41:44.039 --> 00:41:45.880
in Pennsylvania. I'm telling you this
has got it. There's there's a bigger

615
00:41:45.880 --> 00:41:50.760
problem here. There's a way bigger
problem here, and it's somebody tipping someone

616
00:41:50.800 --> 00:41:53.440
off. Could you like blacklist somebody
from like the post office, because if

617
00:41:53.480 --> 00:41:57.800
you get caught doing porch pirate ness, you should just never be able to

618
00:41:57.840 --> 00:42:00.760
receive mail ever. Oh, go
to jail, like you know, like

619
00:42:01.239 --> 00:42:05.199
is it felons can't vote or whatever
it is? Like if you are a

620
00:42:05.239 --> 00:42:07.440
porch pirate and you're convicted of it, like you are never allowed to receive

621
00:42:07.480 --> 00:42:13.440
mail ever again, would be putting
on a no flight list. This is

622
00:42:13.440 --> 00:42:15.159
a super inconvenience to you. Now, Yeah, I'll do things like that.

623
00:42:15.320 --> 00:42:19.480
Well, if you want to see
this video, maybe you can.

624
00:42:20.639 --> 00:42:22.119
Maybe you can kind of decipher it
and figure it out better than us.

625
00:42:22.159 --> 00:42:24.760
We don't know what's going on with
this. It just done. It just

626
00:42:24.920 --> 00:42:29.920
stinks all the way around. Oh
man to win the best game in Houston?

627
00:42:30.199 --> 00:42:31.400
Who wants it? Okay, if
you wanted to get in now,

628
00:42:31.519 --> 00:42:35.800
would be a great time. If
you wanted to play the Texas Hammer game.

629
00:42:36.000 --> 00:42:37.920
If you want those corn Go Jira
tickets. You think you're gonna know

630
00:42:37.960 --> 00:42:40.440
these lyrics? What song it is? What band it is? You know?

631
00:42:40.440 --> 00:42:45.239
How we play this game. Chile
is standing by right now and he'll

632
00:42:45.239 --> 00:42:47.639
set you. He'll get you lock
and load for the game. Seven one,

633
00:42:47.719 --> 00:42:52.079
three, two point two, five, nine four five Houston's Rocks,

634
00:42:52.199 --> 00:42:59.719
Houston's Alternative and The rod Ryan Morning
Show Bus ninety four five The Buzz Good

635
00:42:59.760 --> 00:43:04.159
Morning rod Ryan Show on this MILF
Monday, partly Claudie Sky. Today we

636
00:43:04.239 --> 00:43:08.559
have a forty percent chance of rain, high of about ninety five. What's

637
00:43:08.599 --> 00:43:13.440
trending? Okay, so much going
on over the weekend. I mean,

638
00:43:13.639 --> 00:43:16.079
Travis Kelce was on the on stage
with Taylor. But did you see Joe

639
00:43:16.079 --> 00:43:22.679
Burrow at the Vogue Fashion show?
No, dude, he was wearing Cincinnati

640
00:43:22.440 --> 00:43:29.280
Cincinnati quarterback Jollsborrow was wearing like a
suit, deep cut v no shirt underneath.

641
00:43:29.440 --> 00:43:31.920
He starts walking down the runway.
The back of the jack jacket doesn't

642
00:43:31.920 --> 00:43:37.480
exist. It is a backless jacket
something belt. It's fashion and he seems

643
00:43:37.519 --> 00:43:38.679
to be into it because he's one
of those guys you were talking about some

644
00:43:38.719 --> 00:43:43.159
of the WNBA gals are really getting
decked out before their games. He does

645
00:43:43.199 --> 00:43:45.719
show up always, like with the
Drip, with the drip always. That's

646
00:43:45.760 --> 00:43:50.800
why when I rank quarterbacks again.
He will probably easily be top three.

647
00:43:50.840 --> 00:43:53.079
I believe he was number one last
year. Inside Out Too is now the

648
00:43:53.119 --> 00:43:57.679
top grossing movie of twenty twenty four. Why is this significant? Because it

649
00:43:57.760 --> 00:44:00.320
best in Dune Part two. It's
take it in two hundred and eighty five

650
00:44:00.320 --> 00:44:05.159
point seven million dollars. Dune Part
two was also a box office hit,

651
00:44:05.239 --> 00:44:07.679
and it took in two hundred and
eighty two million dollars. So Inside Out

652
00:44:07.679 --> 00:44:13.960
two kids movie now the top grossing
movie of twenty twenty four. Also,

653
00:44:14.199 --> 00:44:20.039
there is a family in Naples,
Florida that's suing NASA for eighty thousand dollars

654
00:44:20.119 --> 00:44:24.920
in damages. Apparently debris from the
International Space Station fell to the Earth and

655
00:44:24.960 --> 00:44:29.480
through their roof, so they would
like some compensation for that from NASA.

656
00:44:29.679 --> 00:44:31.639
Yeah, and those are the things
that are trending on eighty four five the

657
00:44:31.679 --> 00:44:36.280
bus. I suppose it doesn't happen
more often. Glad it doesn't. Well,

658
00:44:36.480 --> 00:44:37.679
they cover it up, put me
on all that is that what it

659
00:44:37.760 --> 00:44:42.000
is? Pay me off me,
I'll cover it up. About it all

660
00:44:42.079 --> 00:44:45.519
right, we're ready to play a
game here. This is Demndler, and

661
00:44:45.559 --> 00:44:51.480
it's time to play the Texas Hammer
Game. All right, let's go with

662
00:44:51.760 --> 00:44:55.840
Ron Ryan on ninety four the bus. All right, what have we given

663
00:44:55.840 --> 00:44:59.960
away? Here? I have a
pair of tickets to see con It's corn

664
00:45:00.079 --> 00:45:02.559
with those your end spearbox. Okay, it looks like Gabriel got through.

665
00:45:02.679 --> 00:45:06.960
Gabriel, Good morning, Hey,
good morning rock. You want to do

666
00:45:07.000 --> 00:45:10.239
this? I didn't want to be
first, but yeah, let's go ahead

667
00:45:10.239 --> 00:45:15.280
to it. Uh yeah, first
your last, Yeah, dude, just

668
00:45:15.320 --> 00:45:17.440
get it right. That's easy,
easy, right, No, Bro,

669
00:45:17.800 --> 00:45:21.719
let's listen to these lyrics. You
tell me the name of the band and

670
00:45:21.760 --> 00:45:24.639
the name of the song. Here
we go, A Tiger's to be tamed

671
00:45:24.719 --> 00:45:35.519
singing you are you Are? I'm
out, I'm out, two one nothing,

672
00:45:35.920 --> 00:45:39.119
Colay get in there earlier, Bro, Good morning, rod Ryan Show,

673
00:45:40.480 --> 00:45:44.239
good morning. Well hello, who
is this? This is Mike,

674
00:45:44.559 --> 00:45:46.960
Hi, Mike. Let's take a
listen to the great Jim Adler, A

675
00:45:47.119 --> 00:45:52.480
Tiger's to be tamed singing you are
you Are? Name of the band,

676
00:45:52.559 --> 00:45:57.639
name of the song that is Coldplay? Clock? Is it? That is

677
00:45:57.639 --> 00:46:01.239
correct? So that dude was right
on Coldplay? Yeah though, oh yeah,

678
00:46:01.320 --> 00:46:07.760
yeah he might have been. You're
right, dude, awesome two weeks

679
00:46:07.760 --> 00:46:09.840
in a row that we got it
on the second caller, Mike, great

680
00:46:09.920 --> 00:46:12.920
job today, Tessa. What are
you giving them? Mike? You get

681
00:46:12.960 --> 00:46:15.639
the corn tickets because you're in spirit
box within Civilian You're gonna be there,

682
00:46:15.760 --> 00:46:20.679
come grant a light, Shians.
Thank you so much, Jog, You're

683
00:46:20.679 --> 00:46:22.599
a welcome so much. He's thinking
about tigers in here. Yeah, that

684
00:46:22.760 --> 00:46:29.880
line in the song before this,
mat you tell me when when is it

685
00:46:29.960 --> 00:46:30.960
coming up? Tell me when it's
coming up. I don't believe it.

686
00:46:31.039 --> 00:46:36.760
It comes up in the next four
minutes. That's it's a four minute song.

687
00:46:36.880 --> 00:46:40.920
Okay, all right, listening for
those tigers. Great job. Thank

688
00:46:40.960 --> 00:46:45.719
you to the great Jim Adler.
This is Coldplay and clocks. It's ninety

689
00:46:45.719 --> 00:46:52.920
four or five the buzz clocks.
I guess that was it. I didn't

690
00:46:52.960 --> 00:46:58.039
hear it. Well, I went
to the bathroom. I had to go

691
00:46:58.039 --> 00:47:01.159
to the bathroom during that song a
little bit a Tiger's to be Tamed singing

692
00:47:01.480 --> 00:47:06.199
you Are You Are? I was
in the song, yeah, was I

693
00:47:06.239 --> 00:47:09.920
going? Okay? Well, all
right, well there you have it.

694
00:47:09.960 --> 00:47:13.559
Thank you to the great Jim Handler
for helping us out each and every Monday.

695
00:47:14.119 --> 00:47:20.119
It's still fun getting his voice out
there on these on these song clips.

696
00:47:20.159 --> 00:47:22.800
I still get a kick out of
it. I really do. Uh

697
00:47:22.840 --> 00:47:28.280
seven chance of rain part the Cloudy
Skies highs up around ninety five, I

698
00:47:28.280 --> 00:47:30.559
saw something. I heard him say
something on the news and they said it

699
00:47:30.599 --> 00:47:32.480
in a specific way, and I
didn't I didn't go look it up.

700
00:47:34.239 --> 00:47:37.920
But they said that fireworks stands can
open today. Is that something that is

701
00:47:38.760 --> 00:47:44.880
controlled, meaning you can only sell
fireworks certain times? Well, Rod,

702
00:47:44.920 --> 00:47:49.599
I'm a I'm an American and I
can get fireworks whenever I want fireworks,

703
00:47:49.639 --> 00:47:52.960
because that's why I sound he was
built on Well, but there is a

704
00:47:52.000 --> 00:47:55.840
season for It'm not gonna let a
silly log in the way celebrate in my

705
00:47:55.880 --> 00:48:00.719
country and my freedom. Yeah,
I think, I think that there's laws

706
00:48:00.719 --> 00:48:04.519
getting in the way of it.
We live in Conrod, my idea and

707
00:48:04.559 --> 00:48:06.840
say, sir, I'm an American
citizen. I can do whatever I want.

708
00:48:06.960 --> 00:48:10.000
You can't do whatever you want,
and you can't even blow off fireworks

709
00:48:10.079 --> 00:48:15.880
in the Houston city limits. Yeah, okay, So in twenty twenty four,

710
00:48:15.000 --> 00:48:20.239
the seasons for fireworks sales in Texas, there is a list for that,

711
00:48:21.039 --> 00:48:23.800
and the fourth of July starts.
Yeah today, June twenty fourth to

712
00:48:24.519 --> 00:48:29.079
July fourth, So that's standardized,
meaning you guys can open. You can

713
00:48:29.119 --> 00:48:31.320
open today, yeah, and then
after that, like the next celebration open

714
00:48:31.360 --> 00:48:37.800
four is in October. It's Dawali. So you buy fireworks for Wally in

715
00:48:37.840 --> 00:48:39.519
October. I was gonna say,
I thought the next one to Mayo.

716
00:48:39.920 --> 00:48:45.880
So before so before fourth of July
it was Memorial Day, and then before

717
00:48:45.000 --> 00:48:52.760
Memorial Day, singa to Mayo,
Okay, may first glade im learning this

718
00:48:52.199 --> 00:48:57.360
fireworks today? Man, you buy
some? Yeah? Yeah, why I

719
00:48:57.400 --> 00:49:00.880
come over for July and like want
to spend the money on them? Yeah,

720
00:49:00.880 --> 00:49:05.000
nobody does. I'd like to enjoy
it, but not spend money.

721
00:49:05.079 --> 00:49:08.679
Yeah, I'm kind of the guy
that just supplies the fireworks for my neighborhood.

722
00:49:09.599 --> 00:49:13.679
Yeah, but we're not allowed to
blow them off. I'll just tell

723
00:49:13.719 --> 00:49:15.840
you. I'll just stand by there. I like, if the cop comes

724
00:49:15.880 --> 00:49:17.199
back, it was at the house
over there, and then at this point

725
00:49:17.239 --> 00:49:21.519
the other way. The other thing
that I heard was you can get fined

726
00:49:22.360 --> 00:49:27.440
for each firework. They would have
to like film it the whole time.

727
00:49:27.519 --> 00:49:30.039
Though, right, I'm talking about
let's say you have a Let's say you

728
00:49:30.079 --> 00:49:32.960
have like a Roman candle or a
package of them, and then you have

729
00:49:34.079 --> 00:49:37.159
spark Well, sparklers are are but
if you have fire crackers and then you

730
00:49:37.199 --> 00:49:39.840
have one of those batteries with report, they said they can find you for

731
00:49:39.920 --> 00:49:44.159
each thing that you have. It's
like that with the game wardens. It

732
00:49:44.280 --> 00:49:46.000
used to be like that with the
fish when you go ever every fish you're

733
00:49:46.039 --> 00:49:51.159
over. I watch Lone Star Lo
a lot when I gets that on the

734
00:49:51.199 --> 00:49:52.920
background and then I get it there, So I know a lot about game

735
00:49:52.920 --> 00:49:55.320
wardens. So I had some friends
that would go snagging. You know what

736
00:49:55.360 --> 00:49:59.719
that is? You never heard of
that? No? Like is the snagging

737
00:49:59.760 --> 00:50:04.039
line? Snagging fish? Okay,
so you have like a you have a

738
00:50:04.079 --> 00:50:08.599
sinker and it's got four prongs on
it and you just throw it out there

739
00:50:08.599 --> 00:50:13.119
and you just try to catch a
fish that way. It's illegal. Oh

740
00:50:13.199 --> 00:50:15.480
yeah, let's get in traveling and
you get found. You get fined for

741
00:50:15.599 --> 00:50:21.519
every point all of those snaghooks that
you have. If there's four on each

742
00:50:21.519 --> 00:50:23.199
one and you have five of them, you get fined for each one of

743
00:50:23.280 --> 00:50:28.039
those each point. One of my
favorite things that they do whenever people violate,

744
00:50:28.079 --> 00:50:30.239
like the catch laws, is the
big All right, well, you

745
00:50:30.239 --> 00:50:31.760
were like twenty fish over, dude, what the hell? And then they

746
00:50:31.760 --> 00:50:34.760
give them the ticket, and then
they take all their fish and they just

747
00:50:34.800 --> 00:50:37.199
give it out to dudes that are
like fishing, like, here, have

748
00:50:37.239 --> 00:50:38.920
some more fish. I love it
when they do that. I don't know

749
00:50:38.960 --> 00:50:42.679
the fourth Look, we can't like
these we can't waste these fish. So

750
00:50:42.679 --> 00:50:45.079
we're just gonna give them to not
breaking law people. All right, fourth

751
00:50:45.119 --> 00:50:51.760
of July two weeks away. People
are driving eighty five percent. Fourth of

752
00:50:51.800 --> 00:50:53.760
July travelers are said to be driving
this year. It seems like when we

753
00:50:53.760 --> 00:50:58.199
go into one of these weekends now
on the regular we're saying record numbers of

754
00:50:58.239 --> 00:51:02.639
people. Is it still from the
pandemic that we're that we're seeing record numbers

755
00:51:02.679 --> 00:51:07.480
of people traveling the new normal road. It's just see when school's out,

756
00:51:07.679 --> 00:51:10.639
it's like a pre for all.
Now now people know that's been happening every

757
00:51:10.719 --> 00:51:14.880
year. Yeah, but I feel
like now people know, like, hey,

758
00:51:15.719 --> 00:51:19.119
we we have to appreciate the time
you had off because you always did

759
00:51:19.159 --> 00:51:21.519
say I'll go next year. But
what if we have another pandemic? Are

760
00:51:21.559 --> 00:51:24.679
we just making more people? Like
the population keeps going up, so theoretically

761
00:51:24.800 --> 00:51:30.159
more people would be on the road
every year. Yes, it just it's

762
00:51:30.199 --> 00:51:31.519
got to be it's pandemic related,
because sometimes they'll even say, like,

763
00:51:31.559 --> 00:51:37.119
hey, we're back to pre pandemic
levels on something or whatever. So eight

764
00:51:37.159 --> 00:51:43.800
percent are flying, six percent of
using some other mode of transportation. Excuse

765
00:51:43.840 --> 00:51:49.199
me? What is the other mode
of transportation? I'm just I just need

766
00:51:49.199 --> 00:51:52.519
to be Does anyone have a jet
pack yet? Are there jet packs that

767
00:51:52.559 --> 00:51:54.119
I don't know about? Is anybody
cruise around on their jet pack? We

768
00:51:54.119 --> 00:51:59.679
were promised jet packs by now.
Okay, we are as far as the

769
00:51:59.679 --> 00:52:02.760
pump gas prices are lower than last
year, when the national average was three

770
00:52:04.320 --> 00:52:07.280
fifty three, We're sitting at about
three forty four right now. Oh wow,

771
00:52:07.320 --> 00:52:10.320
what are we gonna do with all
that extra money? Worst times on

772
00:52:10.360 --> 00:52:15.960
the road are just real obvious.
Okay, between two and seven o'clock when

773
00:52:15.960 --> 00:52:19.400
everyone's out there. Okay, Triple
A suggests getting up and going in the

774
00:52:19.440 --> 00:52:22.559
morning. Okay, the busiest day
is going to be on Wednesday, July

775
00:52:22.679 --> 00:52:25.880
third, and of course everybody's coming
home on the seventh, so those are

776
00:52:25.880 --> 00:52:28.960
going to be nasty, nasty days
out on the road. We're a couple

777
00:52:29.000 --> 00:52:34.000
weeks out from fourth of July,
and you can buy fireworks now coming to

778
00:52:34.000 --> 00:52:36.920
see you, Katie. Oh yeah, that's the clothes. Because you can't

779
00:52:36.920 --> 00:52:37.920
get him in Houston. You gotta
got to Katie. You have like like

780
00:52:38.039 --> 00:52:43.719
fireworks dealers, Like they just swing
by your house. They go, oh,

781
00:52:43.760 --> 00:52:45.519
I don't have a home, guy, that would be awesome. You

782
00:52:45.559 --> 00:52:51.400
should do Dally Valley fireworks like a
door to door salesman. Yeah, I've

783
00:52:51.400 --> 00:52:53.400
got a guy. Okay, guys, if you've got a guy, send

784
00:52:53.480 --> 00:53:04.239
them home. The Rod Ryan Show
on ninety ninety four five buzz Some forty

785
00:53:04.239 --> 00:53:07.239
one and Landmines, Good Morning,
rot Ryan Schump on this Milk Monday Ashley

786
00:53:07.239 --> 00:53:14.159
with and I was asking if we're
gonna play Sex Toy or Firework? Ah,

787
00:53:14.679 --> 00:53:17.079
didn't Wizard get add that? I
was thinking that, But I don't

788
00:53:17.119 --> 00:53:20.840
know that he. I'm sure he
doesn't like that game. Let me just

789
00:53:20.840 --> 00:53:23.719
say, well, I'm sure I'm
pretty sure that Radio Wizard hates the game

790
00:53:24.280 --> 00:53:29.159
Sex Toy or Firework because there are
some funny names out there and they're very

791
00:53:29.159 --> 00:53:32.480
similar. The one he didn't like
was the hooker or horse. Well that

792
00:53:32.639 --> 00:53:36.559
was hard. That's why, Well, no one could get it. It's

793
00:53:36.599 --> 00:53:39.239
fifty to fifty. It's a fifty
to fifty thing. But you're right,

794
00:53:39.280 --> 00:53:43.000
it took but it took too long. I think that's what. And there

795
00:53:43.000 --> 00:53:46.920
were probably some names in there.
Made a game, sex toy or firework

796
00:53:46.960 --> 00:53:49.639
you could get three in a row. You had to get three in a

797
00:53:49.719 --> 00:53:52.480
row, and no one could get
three, no get like two nobody.

798
00:53:52.559 --> 00:53:59.079
Yeah, yeah, Rod, it's
just safe to say that he hates all

799
00:53:59.119 --> 00:54:01.599
the stuff we do. Yeah,
I think so. If it was scuba

800
00:54:01.679 --> 00:54:07.440
or sex, a great idea scuba
sex jod not a bad game idea sunken

801
00:54:07.480 --> 00:54:12.079
ship. All right, Well,
listen, have fun if you're going to

802
00:54:12.079 --> 00:54:16.760
get fireworks. Apparently the stands are
open today, the little ones on the

803
00:54:16.800 --> 00:54:21.800
side of the road. So lucky. If you're out in Conroe, I

804
00:54:21.800 --> 00:54:23.239
always see a bunch of stands out
there. One oh five. Man,

805
00:54:23.480 --> 00:54:28.840
that's like firework Haven. Yeah.
Yeah, there's like fifteen stands. It's

806
00:54:28.880 --> 00:54:30.760
awesome. And then out and Katie, it's awesome, like it's right in

807
00:54:30.760 --> 00:54:35.239
the grocery store parking lot, like
it doesn't make you feel like you're doing

808
00:54:35.239 --> 00:54:37.559
anything wrong. This country so great, right, except that I except that

809
00:54:37.559 --> 00:54:43.119
I'm bringing them back into the city, which is awesome, which is awesome.

810
00:54:44.480 --> 00:54:46.519
I appreciate two people sending me this
article. Scientists think that they may

811
00:54:46.519 --> 00:54:50.079
be zeroing in on a cure for
baldness. All right, this is like

812
00:54:50.159 --> 00:54:52.679
the one million times. Come on, come on, science, it's gonna

813
00:54:52.800 --> 00:54:55.119
I'm telling you right now, like
right when, it's gonna be way too

814
00:54:55.159 --> 00:54:58.760
late. It's already too late.
It's gonna be too late. They're gonna

815
00:54:58.760 --> 00:55:01.239
come up with something. How would
they just not advance the two pay game?

816
00:55:01.519 --> 00:55:06.320
Like, I feel like we've got
a technology. Two pays have to

817
00:55:06.360 --> 00:55:08.320
be way better now. And you
just never see anybody rock and too pay.

818
00:55:08.880 --> 00:55:12.599
Maybe because you guys, because you
guys would make fun. I already

819
00:55:12.599 --> 00:55:16.119
brought this up on this show.
I said, can I go get a

820
00:55:16.119 --> 00:55:20.760
wig? And you guys not talk
about it. I don't believe it's a

821
00:55:20.800 --> 00:55:22.880
word. I don't believe it.
You'll be staring at me, you'll be

822
00:55:22.880 --> 00:55:24.320
staring at my hair, and you'll
say it on the air. To get

823
00:55:24.360 --> 00:55:27.639
used to it, I wouldn't say
it's like a haircut. Remember when I

824
00:55:27.679 --> 00:55:30.840
cut my hair short. You're like, Oh, if you wear a to

825
00:55:30.000 --> 00:55:32.719
pay, I'll buzz my hair.
I'll do the same thing. Oh,

826
00:55:32.840 --> 00:55:37.199
put a picture on rod Ryan show, show them your new haircut, and

827
00:55:37.280 --> 00:55:39.119
it'll just be your new hair and
no listeners can ask me about it.

828
00:55:39.360 --> 00:55:43.760
You can't. You can't mention it
when I'm out. If we are out,

829
00:55:43.920 --> 00:55:45.400
promised that anyone else won't. We
just have. It just has to

830
00:55:45.400 --> 00:55:47.400
be like a seamless thing. I
just come in with a full head of

831
00:55:47.400 --> 00:55:51.320
hair one day. Fine, yeah, but we're not. Nobody's allowed to

832
00:55:51.320 --> 00:55:52.639
talk about it. You do it. I will shave my hair, I'll

833
00:55:52.679 --> 00:55:57.360
buzz my head. You can do
it for Have you ever shaved your head?

834
00:55:58.360 --> 00:56:01.159
No? No, maybe I cut
short right? No, everyone has

835
00:56:01.159 --> 00:56:04.760
a little kid. I think I
met a buzz it shipped off to boot

836
00:56:04.760 --> 00:56:07.480
camp. Maybe you think I'd make
it in the mitey just bitchamp for like

837
00:56:07.519 --> 00:56:13.559
the summer that. Let me tell
you that first time that you are dragging

838
00:56:14.039 --> 00:56:19.880
that bic over your scalp, it
is crazy. I still remember the very

839
00:56:19.920 --> 00:56:23.440
first time I bicked my lid,
and it's like, it's not supposed to

840
00:56:23.440 --> 00:56:25.880
be a razor here, there's not
supposed to be a race. Now it's

841
00:56:25.920 --> 00:56:28.760
second nature. You don't think anything
of it. I'm in the shower,

842
00:56:29.320 --> 00:56:32.159
but that very very first time it
may bee one of bar. I'm like,

843
00:56:32.199 --> 00:56:37.559
oh my god, I don't have
any hair anymore. Well, listen,

844
00:56:37.280 --> 00:56:43.320
so what did the scientists say?
Yeah, they with all of these

845
00:56:43.360 --> 00:56:47.559
things. We're really close. We're
really close. How close are you?

846
00:56:47.679 --> 00:56:52.760
Not close enough? Because for the
millions time, they're looking at how hair

847
00:56:52.800 --> 00:56:57.480
follicles might be stressed out. Okay, Like, I get it, I'm

848
00:56:57.519 --> 00:57:00.199
stressed. I get it, I'm
stressed. I mean, you can't just

849
00:57:00.199 --> 00:57:04.440
say stressed out people are bald.
It's a very generic description of it.

850
00:57:04.599 --> 00:57:07.719
Yeah. Yeah, that my hair
was stressed and it just went just fell

851
00:57:07.760 --> 00:57:09.280
out mine. See, I have
a lot of hair, man. I've

852
00:57:09.320 --> 00:57:13.360
had gray hair since I was like
twenty six, and I've been dying it

853
00:57:13.559 --> 00:57:15.920
the roots. I have to get
them dyed like every five or six weeks.

854
00:57:16.079 --> 00:57:20.280
I've never even known you to have
one rogue gray? You do?

855
00:57:20.360 --> 00:57:22.559
You yank them out? No?
Look, I assure you they're going in

856
00:57:22.679 --> 00:57:25.239
right here. Let me see,
I don't I don't remember ever seeing gray.

857
00:57:25.440 --> 00:57:28.679
Look on the side, that's where
I grow it. You see it?

858
00:57:29.239 --> 00:57:34.880
Really? Yes, dude, hair
dyed two weeks ago. I was

859
00:57:34.880 --> 00:57:37.920
gonna say, was when was the
last die? Jot in two I've had

860
00:57:37.400 --> 00:57:42.480
one week of probably my hair color. And now, like, I mean,

861
00:57:42.599 --> 00:57:45.800
if I let this gray grow in, we're talking silver, silver fox,

862
00:57:45.840 --> 00:57:50.199
what do you call it? What
do you call woman? Silver dame?

863
00:57:50.360 --> 00:57:53.880
I don't know. Gray's hot.
Not yet, dude, No,

864
00:57:54.000 --> 00:58:00.760
not yet. I don't disagree that
gray's hot. I don't disagree. I'm

865
00:58:00.840 --> 00:58:05.440
not ready. I'm not ready.
You got grace. Chili's got some coming

866
00:58:05.440 --> 00:58:08.960
in beard his huh. Yeah,
it makes Chili like distinguished. Yeah.

867
00:58:09.079 --> 00:58:13.119
I like it on guys. I'm
not gonna and I like it on women.

868
00:58:13.280 --> 00:58:15.199
But it's just something about me.
It's like I'm too vain, like

869
00:58:15.280 --> 00:58:20.920
I'm not ready. I'm not ready. The Karen crazy, I mean not

870
00:58:20.920 --> 00:58:24.920
crazy. Karen are cool Karen.
She has beautiful hair, She's beautiful like

871
00:58:25.000 --> 00:58:29.280
her, she's blue eyes. I'm
like, wow, like that's your Yeah,

872
00:58:29.280 --> 00:58:32.480
it looks great. Absolutely, all
right, Well it's too dark.

873
00:58:34.400 --> 00:58:36.559
Two people saw some article and they
sent it to me. I'm like,

874
00:58:36.559 --> 00:58:39.000
all right, I thank you.
I'm telling you. If there's a magic

875
00:58:39.119 --> 00:58:44.079
pill, I'm taking it. I'm
taking it. I'm here. Use me

876
00:58:44.360 --> 00:58:47.880
for any clinical studies. Just it
would be awesome just to go out with

877
00:58:47.920 --> 00:58:52.239
some hair, you know, like, Okay, my new era you know,

878
00:58:52.800 --> 00:58:55.000
like the bald Era and boom and
then boom your hair, my hair.

879
00:58:55.599 --> 00:59:01.159
I want, I want the hair
back. Fucking alternatives The Rod Ryan

880
00:59:01.239 --> 00:59:07.599
Morning Show six to ten AM ninety
four or five Buzz ninety four or five

881
00:59:07.800 --> 00:59:10.320
Buzz Foo Fighters in All My life, Testa, do we have a beef

882
00:59:12.159 --> 00:59:16.519
Groll versus Taylor Swift? You know
what is there? Beef a dish tracks

883
00:59:16.559 --> 00:59:22.960
coming. I think it's like friendly
Fire. Okay, I don't think it's

884
00:59:22.039 --> 00:59:24.639
all right. I know you're talking
about that coming up in Houston's headlines.

885
00:59:24.679 --> 00:59:29.880
There's a story on links and guests
that will back up everything that Testa's about

886
00:59:29.920 --> 00:59:31.719
to tell you. Let's get into
it. We got a forty percent chance

887
00:59:31.760 --> 00:59:37.159
of brain today, partly cloudy highs
of around ninety five. We're gonna hook

888
00:59:37.159 --> 00:59:40.280
you up with the summer. God's
tour is in August. Of course.

889
00:59:40.280 --> 00:59:45.599
It is Woodlands and Third Eyed Blind. This is their tour. We're gonna

890
00:59:45.599 --> 00:59:47.320
have tickets for you at around eight
twenty. You're gonna give away nothing more

891
00:59:47.320 --> 00:59:50.920
tickets today. I don't think we've
given away tickets to the show. Yeah,

892
00:59:51.199 --> 00:59:53.960
nothing more tickets coming your way at
around nine ten and then Jane's addiction

893
00:59:54.039 --> 00:59:58.559
tickets. I know the show Tessa
has Houston's headlines. I do, and

894
00:59:58.599 --> 01:00:04.159
the two suspects facing charges in connection
with twelve year old Jocelyn and Nungari's murder

895
01:00:04.199 --> 01:00:07.039
have weighed their right to appear in
court. That happened on Friday, but

896
01:00:07.199 --> 01:00:10.719
now they are set to appear before
a judge today and be charged with capital

897
01:00:10.800 --> 01:00:15.840
murder. Whether or not the judge
sets upond for them, it doesn't really

898
01:00:15.840 --> 01:00:20.480
matter because an icehold is going to
keep them in custody. Both of them,

899
01:00:20.800 --> 01:00:24.239
Johann Martinez and Franklin Lamos and almost
twenty two ages twenty two and twenty

900
01:00:24.239 --> 01:00:30.280
six. They are both in the
country illegally from Venezuela, and they had

901
01:00:30.400 --> 01:00:32.719
been living in Houston with a notice
to appear in court, you know.

902
01:00:32.760 --> 01:00:38.519
The former acting ICE director Tom Homan
says that this is why situations like this

903
01:00:39.639 --> 01:00:45.039
are why so many are calling for
the border to be shut down like one

904
01:00:45.119 --> 01:00:49.199
mye. Too many lives, right. So, the funeral for Jocelyn is

905
01:00:49.239 --> 01:00:52.239
set for this Thursday. Thursday of
this week. Mattress Mack, who is

906
01:00:52.320 --> 01:00:57.320
of course so well known in our
Houston area, he is gonna apparently pay

907
01:00:57.360 --> 01:01:02.800
for the funeral, and then after
the ceremony, after they bury her,

908
01:01:04.320 --> 01:01:07.199
he's gonna pay for a celebration of
life for her. That event is going

909
01:01:07.239 --> 01:01:10.679
to be held at the Gallery Furniture
store on the North Freeway. So that's

910
01:01:10.719 --> 01:01:15.519
the latest. This has turned into
a national story and we'll keep you posted

911
01:01:15.599 --> 01:01:21.239
as to what is what's happening.
There was also an inmate that escaped.

912
01:01:21.280 --> 01:01:24.760
An inmate is now facing new charges
after escaping from a trustee camp in Angleton

913
01:01:24.880 --> 01:01:30.760
over the weekend. Thirty three year
old Kennedy Roblaz walked away from the unit

914
01:01:30.840 --> 01:01:35.559
on Saturday. They noticed his absence
around midnight during headcount. They launched an

915
01:01:35.599 --> 01:01:38.719
immediate search. He was found early
yesterday insite a home about three miles away

916
01:01:39.079 --> 01:01:44.800
from the trustee camp. He refused
to surrender to officers when they found him,

917
01:01:44.880 --> 01:01:46.719
and he was shot in the arm
when that happened. So now he's

918
01:01:46.760 --> 01:01:52.760
being hospitalized for treatment and investigators are
trying to determine just how he escaped from

919
01:01:52.800 --> 01:01:59.039
this camp. It's hard. It's
really hard on the streets if you're a

920
01:01:59.079 --> 01:02:04.159
porch pirate. Lots of competition.
It's like the Olympics for robbers, for

921
01:02:04.280 --> 01:02:07.079
thieves, a pair of porch pirates
were caught on video racing to steal a

922
01:02:07.119 --> 01:02:12.679
package just seconds after it was delivered
to a home, and the doorbell camera

923
01:02:13.320 --> 01:02:16.719
caught the two thieves arriving in two
different vehicles, sprinting up to the package.

924
01:02:17.000 --> 01:02:21.199
One suspect grabs a package, the
other holds a flower pot like they

925
01:02:21.199 --> 01:02:24.519
almost get into a tussle on the
porch. The family was home this entire

926
01:02:24.599 --> 01:02:29.599
time. The FedEx driver was right
there and they're like, okay, what's

927
01:02:29.639 --> 01:02:31.639
going on here? Now? The
police are investigating. They haven't caught anyone

928
01:02:31.719 --> 01:02:36.639
yet. One of the porch pirates
did make off with the package, which

929
01:02:36.679 --> 01:02:39.559
was a phone from AT and T. The resident says, it's very fishy

930
01:02:39.639 --> 01:02:44.519
that both of the thieves seemed to
know that it was something valuable inside the

931
01:02:44.559 --> 01:02:47.079
package. That's the part that stinks. But the most about this they both

932
01:02:47.480 --> 01:02:52.559
show up kind of out of the
blue. You see this all unfold.

933
01:02:52.599 --> 01:02:55.920
We have the video for you so
at this residence, only it doesn't we

934
01:02:55.960 --> 01:03:00.719
don't have any reports that they went
and hit a bunch of different houses.

935
01:03:00.199 --> 01:03:04.480
They both wanted this package, which
had a phone in it, which is

936
01:03:04.480 --> 01:03:08.440
what about a thousand dollars so the
police need to figure out how the details

937
01:03:08.480 --> 01:03:14.519
of this phone delivery is being leaked. They knew what they were going after,

938
01:03:14.800 --> 01:03:19.679
right, do you gotta like look
at that driver. Do you have

939
01:03:19.760 --> 01:03:22.360
to look at someone at the post
at fed X, you know, do

940
01:03:22.400 --> 01:03:24.639
you have to look at some k
Yeah? Is there? It seems to

941
01:03:24.679 --> 01:03:29.480
be an inside tip, like you
know, yes, absolutely, it seems

942
01:03:29.519 --> 01:03:34.000
like it's an inside job and they
were just I don't know, they were

943
01:03:34.039 --> 01:03:37.239
tailing the delivery guy. I don't
know, but watch the video. Guy

944
01:03:37.280 --> 01:03:39.880
sets it down and two guys the
time he sets it down takes two steps

945
01:03:39.880 --> 01:03:43.000
back to take a picture of the
package. We all know how that works.

946
01:03:43.480 --> 01:03:46.639
You see two dudes booking up the
front lawn, two cars separately.

947
01:03:47.000 --> 01:03:51.280
You know, they got they gotta
drive away a driver and then they jump

948
01:03:51.280 --> 01:03:52.880
out of the passenger, leave the
door open, and they're both trying to

949
01:03:52.880 --> 01:03:57.840
get the same package. It's nuts. One guy did have like a little

950
01:03:57.920 --> 01:04:00.119
knife or something. The other guy
like picked up a fire pot to try

951
01:04:00.119 --> 01:04:02.760
to fight him. I don't know. It was weird. It was weird.

952
01:04:02.800 --> 01:04:05.320
I wish they would have beat each
other up and then left the phone.

953
01:04:05.400 --> 01:04:10.400
Yeah, it's official. Let's talk
some entertainment news, Kevin Costner won't

954
01:04:10.400 --> 01:04:13.320
be returning to Yellowstone. He shared
the news of fans in a video posted

955
01:04:13.400 --> 01:04:15.039
on social media, saying, after
this long year and a half of working

956
01:04:15.119 --> 01:04:18.440
on Horizon and doing all the things
that it's required, and thinking about Yellowstone,

957
01:04:18.480 --> 01:04:21.400
that beloved series that I love,
I just realized that I'm not gonna

958
01:04:21.400 --> 01:04:26.960
be able to continue season five or
into the future. He says he loved

959
01:04:27.000 --> 01:04:30.079
it, that we know he loved
it. He loved the relationship that he's

960
01:04:30.119 --> 01:04:32.719
developed. But he said he'll see
us at the movies. Yellowstone season five

961
01:04:32.719 --> 01:04:36.280
returns November ten. What Chili you
watch this? Can they do it without?

962
01:04:38.199 --> 01:04:40.239
I mean, can they do it
without? Of course they can do

963
01:04:40.280 --> 01:04:43.239
it without Kevin Costner, but a
couple times we thought he died doing the

964
01:04:43.280 --> 01:04:45.639
regular show. Yeah, will it
suck without him? Oh yeah, it'll

965
01:04:45.639 --> 01:04:49.719
suck without him, definitely, But
they can do it. The crazy thing

966
01:04:49.840 --> 01:04:55.280
is spoiler alert. When they've stopped
filming in last season, he was still

967
01:04:55.320 --> 01:05:00.800
alive. So unless they were already
filming some other stuff for the new season,

968
01:05:00.880 --> 01:05:03.719
Uh huh, it's gonna suck figuring
out how he's not there anymore.

969
01:05:03.880 --> 01:05:06.440
Somehow they're going to have to kill
him all or something. Well, I

970
01:05:06.440 --> 01:05:11.559
feel like the characters of Rip and
Beth are strong enough, like they emerged

971
01:05:11.599 --> 01:05:15.639
so like everyone loves them. You
know, I don't know. They can

972
01:05:15.679 --> 01:05:18.039
go on, It could go on, but like me, they lost my

973
01:05:18.119 --> 01:05:23.360
interest because Kevin Cosner is a big
part of it. Yeah, dances with

974
01:05:23.440 --> 01:05:29.039
Wolves. Come on, man,
come on, you mean avatar Taylor.

975
01:05:29.320 --> 01:05:34.000
Taylor is doing a Wembley Stadium.
She's playing London's Wembley Stadium. She has

976
01:05:34.480 --> 01:05:41.760
wemboy Wembley Stadium and the Food Fighters
were playing at a smaller venue called London

977
01:05:41.840 --> 01:05:45.280
Stadiums, home of west Ham United. Thank you so a big so a

978
01:05:45.320 --> 01:05:49.119
stadium. They're both playing stadiums.
Dave Grohl said that they call his tour

979
01:05:49.440 --> 01:05:54.719
the Errors Tour. He's like,
I tell you, man, we don't

980
01:05:54.719 --> 01:05:56.920
want to suffer. You don't want
to suffer the wrath of Taylor Swift.

981
01:05:56.920 --> 01:05:59.719
We have more than a few errors, and more than a few effing errors

982
01:05:59.760 --> 01:06:02.840
as well. He's like, that's
because we actually play live. He's like,

983
01:06:02.920 --> 01:06:06.440
you guys like rock and roll music
right anyway. So Taylor must have

984
01:06:06.440 --> 01:06:11.280
caught wind of this because early in
the show she's like thanking her band and

985
01:06:11.280 --> 01:06:14.960
saying they would be playing live for
three and a half hours tonight. I

986
01:06:15.000 --> 01:06:17.239
think the next day she responded because
she's got a three night stand over there.

987
01:06:17.280 --> 01:06:20.880
Yeah, so Dave, you gotta
go listen to the clip. I

988
01:06:20.880 --> 01:06:24.119
didn't even send it to you,
Alex because number one, it sounds like

989
01:06:24.159 --> 01:06:29.199
crap. But Dave just swears like
Dave just drops bomb. He's just f

990
01:06:29.239 --> 01:06:32.079
bomb guy. And I think he
just was just doing just a little rant,

991
01:06:32.119 --> 01:06:34.480
and I'm sure it was just coming
off the top of his head.

992
01:06:34.800 --> 01:06:38.000
He even said, oh, we
don't want any you know, like,

993
01:06:38.239 --> 01:06:40.639
oh, you know, as soon
as you say Taylor Swift and a microphone

994
01:06:41.000 --> 01:06:43.599
and you're in public, what are
you saying about her? Yeah? But

995
01:06:43.639 --> 01:06:46.199
he made the headlines. He made
the headlines. We were talking about him,

996
01:06:46.440 --> 01:06:49.440
and that's kind of what you got
to do, really differends. Yeah,

997
01:06:49.480 --> 01:06:53.440
I bet she's not that upset about
it. Yeah, those are subs,

998
01:06:55.239 --> 01:06:57.280
all right, we're not upset about
this. Well, it didn't Dave

999
01:06:57.320 --> 01:07:00.559
talk about going to Taylor stuff show
like for his daughter. Yeah, so

1000
01:07:00.639 --> 01:07:04.480
I think he's probably just doing it
in jest. And baseball, though Astros

1001
01:07:04.519 --> 01:07:08.079
got to win yesterday, they blow
out the Orioles eight to one. They

1002
01:07:08.199 --> 01:07:11.440
swept through Reels over the weekend have
now won five straight. They're gonna have

1003
01:07:11.440 --> 01:07:14.000
a day off today before they open
up a two game mini series with the

1004
01:07:14.079 --> 01:07:16.360
Rockies tomorrow night at home. In
the College World Series, Texas A and

1005
01:07:16.440 --> 01:07:19.719
M and Tennessee are gonna play for
a national championship tonight. After splitting the

1006
01:07:19.719 --> 01:07:24.039
first two games of the best of
three National Championship Series. A and M

1007
01:07:24.079 --> 01:07:27.440
one on Saturday, and Tennessee beat
them yesterday. First pitch for tonight's game

1008
01:07:27.480 --> 01:07:30.559
is at six. You can watch
it on ESPN. So there's gonna be

1009
01:07:30.559 --> 01:07:34.079
two championships tonight because Game seven of
the Stanley Cup Finals also tonight, the

1010
01:07:34.119 --> 01:07:38.320
Panthers take on the Oilers. Series
tied at three games a piece, and

1011
01:07:38.320 --> 01:07:40.760
the Oilers are trying to become the
fst team in NHL history to overcome a

1012
01:07:40.800 --> 01:07:44.039
three to zero deficit in the Stanley
Cup Final. They're a slight favorite heading

1013
01:07:44.039 --> 01:07:46.280
into tonight's game that starts at seven. You can watch it on ABC.

1014
01:07:46.559 --> 01:07:51.320
Also on our sports blog page.
Today, the Oilers flasher girl did pose

1015
01:07:51.679 --> 01:07:56.159
for Playboy, so you go see
that. Wait a minute, Playboy still

1016
01:07:56.159 --> 01:08:00.320
the thing apparently I did not know. Like in Canada, it is special.

1017
01:08:00.400 --> 01:08:03.559
Canada probably made off all the A
Cups. You know what I'm saying

1018
01:08:04.039 --> 01:08:10.000
there? You click page. In
soccer, the US men's national team got

1019
01:08:10.000 --> 01:08:13.039
a win last night. They beat
Bolivia tu nil in the Copa America tournament.

1020
01:08:13.039 --> 01:08:15.520
They're gonna play Panama in their next
game on Thursday night. That is

1021
01:08:15.560 --> 01:08:19.399
what's going on in sports. There's
a there's a country star that I don't

1022
01:08:19.399 --> 01:08:25.560
know who it is, she said. Twenty years ago, they did a

1023
01:08:25.600 --> 01:08:30.560
reader's poll what country music star would
you like to see naked? In Playboy

1024
01:08:30.640 --> 01:08:33.159
magazine and it was her and Shania
Twain. Everybody knows Shania Twain. I

1025
01:08:33.199 --> 01:08:35.159
don't know who this other chick is. I never heard of her before.

1026
01:08:35.800 --> 01:08:41.000
You don't have a name like I
know Tricia Year, would Bran, I

1027
01:08:41.039 --> 01:08:45.359
would know her. That's almost McIntyre. No, of course I know her,

1028
01:08:45.760 --> 01:08:48.239
faith Hill, she said it.
No, of course. God.

1029
01:08:48.800 --> 01:08:54.680
Uh So it came down to them
two and she said Playboy ended up calling

1030
01:08:54.720 --> 01:08:58.199
her and offered her a million dollars
looking at girls. Yeah, okay,

1031
01:08:58.359 --> 01:09:02.560
make a look. Never Len rhyme
Allen, No, I know again,

1032
01:09:02.680 --> 01:09:05.760
I know all those names Bonnie Tyler, but I don't know her Bonnie Tyler,

1033
01:09:06.960 --> 01:09:13.159
Terry Clark, I don't know what
she sings. I have to google

1034
01:09:13.199 --> 01:09:15.119
it, but it came down to
her and Shania Twain, Martina McBride.

1035
01:09:15.920 --> 01:09:21.479
We've found who it is. It's
Terry Clark saying the second Caitlin's aunt just

1036
01:09:21.520 --> 01:09:25.920
kidding. All right, Well yeah, I'm I'm looking at girls blog page.

1037
01:09:25.920 --> 01:09:31.119
You go ahead. Houston's Rocking Alternatives. The Morning Show six to ten

1038
01:09:31.159 --> 01:09:36.880
AM, ninety four or five Buzz
Okay ninety four five the Buzz, Good

1039
01:09:36.880 --> 01:09:40.720
Morning, rod Ryan's Show. It's
Nirvana. Half point point of the show.

1040
01:09:40.840 --> 01:09:45.880
Pay Pop, Thank you so much
for having a song, Alex rod

1041
01:09:46.479 --> 01:09:49.239
I got to clear this up with
you one more time. I have to

1042
01:09:49.239 --> 01:09:53.880
clear this somebody I do. I
have to try to get some clarity on

1043
01:09:53.920 --> 01:09:59.520
this hockey game on tonight. There
is to a game seven seven. It's

1044
01:09:59.520 --> 01:10:02.039
a game seven. The Edmonton Oilers
came back from a three to nothing deficit

1045
01:10:02.399 --> 01:10:05.239
in the Stanley Cup Finals. These
are the two teams that are playing for

1046
01:10:05.279 --> 01:10:11.119
the Stanley Cup. A three to
nothing deficit, They've tied the Florida Panthers

1047
01:10:11.119 --> 01:10:16.800
at three games apiece. Game seven
tonight. Yeah, okay. Now,

1048
01:10:17.399 --> 01:10:23.399
in nineteen forty two, the Stanley
Cup Finals, it was the first time

1049
01:10:23.439 --> 01:10:27.119
that a Stanley Cup Finals had ever
gone to a game seven. And it

1050
01:10:27.119 --> 01:10:30.520
was the Toronto Mapleafs and the Detroit
Red Wings and they had they had it

1051
01:10:30.560 --> 01:10:34.159
was for the Cup and it was. But I've said it a couple of

1052
01:10:34.159 --> 01:10:39.159
times, like, dude, I
think this has happened before. So it's

1053
01:10:39.199 --> 01:10:45.319
like it's the first time that a
reverse sweep happened. They were down zero

1054
01:10:45.359 --> 01:10:46.760
in three, then they won four
in a row to win the Cup.

1055
01:10:48.439 --> 01:10:55.760
They did it in nineteen forty two. The only Stanley Cup Final to result

1056
01:10:55.760 --> 01:10:59.319
in a reverse sweep could happen again
tonight. It won't that it could,

1057
01:10:59.359 --> 01:11:02.359
but won well. But you were
already confused on that. Where are they

1058
01:11:02.359 --> 01:11:05.640
playing? Are they in Florida?
Are they in Canada? Miami? Yeah?

1059
01:11:05.840 --> 01:11:10.039
Okay, so that's why I started. But that's why I said bet

1060
01:11:10.079 --> 01:11:12.520
the farm, because they were in
Canada. I said, they're not gonna

1061
01:11:12.560 --> 01:11:15.520
lose in Canada. I said,
put it all on. I don't know

1062
01:11:15.520 --> 01:11:19.039
what's gonna happen to now. It's
just the best hockey you could possibly watch

1063
01:11:19.079 --> 01:11:24.079
tonight, right, game seven,
it's the best. McDavid can't do it.

1064
01:11:24.079 --> 01:11:26.359
He can't win the big one.
And then he's he's like our next

1065
01:11:26.479 --> 01:11:32.800
Lebron can't win the big one?
Guy, Okay, what team is head?

1066
01:11:32.960 --> 01:11:38.199
Break it down for me and then
break it down some more. The

1067
01:11:38.239 --> 01:11:42.279
best player in the NHL, and
he is the best player, like like

1068
01:11:42.439 --> 01:11:45.680
if you took every major sport right
now, he's the best. He's the

1069
01:11:45.720 --> 01:11:49.880
best number one compared to the number
two out of any and you think he's

1070
01:11:49.960 --> 01:11:54.479
not gonna because he can't do it
alone, can do it alone? Lebrovski

1071
01:11:55.199 --> 01:11:57.439
from the Panthers, he's gonna stop
it. I get it. I know

1072
01:11:57.479 --> 01:12:01.000
it's a lot of hockey talk,
but there's just there's just nothing greater than

1073
01:12:01.039 --> 01:12:03.399
a Game seven. It's gonna be
great tonight. It's gonna be the best

1074
01:12:03.399 --> 01:12:06.960
hockey you could possibly watch. If
you ever were even remotely interested in getting

1075
01:12:06.960 --> 01:12:11.159
a whiff of hockey, you watch
tonight, you'll love it. If the

1076
01:12:11.199 --> 01:12:15.880
Mavericks had done this, No,
never, I can't imagine that after watching

1077
01:12:15.920 --> 01:12:20.359
that almost sweep. No, I
don't can I never. All right,

1078
01:12:20.359 --> 01:12:24.319
we're gonna take a short break,
no more hockey. I'm gonna give you

1079
01:12:24.399 --> 01:12:29.119
some third I blind tickets on the
flip of this break. Easton's rocking Alternatives,

1080
01:12:29.720 --> 01:12:32.479
The Rod This Morning Show from six
to ten AM ninety four or five

1081
01:12:33.000 --> 01:12:38.560
Buzz ninety four or five The Buzz
Welcome back Rod Ryan's Show. MILS Monday,

1082
01:12:39.239 --> 01:12:44.439
forty percent chance of rain. Yeah, parton cloudy today have ninety five.

1083
01:12:45.479 --> 01:12:46.560
We'll get us some tickets in just
a moment. Let's find out what's

1084
01:12:46.600 --> 01:12:51.000
trending this morning. Okay. Over
the weekend, she carried Richardson ran one

1085
01:12:51.000 --> 01:12:55.640
of the fastest one hundred meter times
in the world since last year. She's

1086
01:12:55.640 --> 01:12:59.520
done that twice now and now she's
going back to Paris were we're looking to

1087
01:12:59.560 --> 01:13:01.960
get that gold in that one hundred
meter race. It hasn't been done since

1088
01:13:02.039 --> 01:13:04.560
nineteen ninety six. I was just
talking about her, so I was just

1089
01:13:04.560 --> 01:13:08.560
watching some highlights. She's the one
that got busted with weed. That's right.

1090
01:13:08.760 --> 01:13:11.640
She's got removed from the team four
years ago. Yeah, she's got

1091
01:13:11.680 --> 01:13:13.960
like flashy, she's got a flashy
way about her. I love her.

1092
01:13:14.000 --> 01:13:15.399
I think she's beautiful. She got
these long nails. She does the whole

1093
01:13:15.439 --> 01:13:18.119
you know, big eyelashes thing.
But her family was in the stands and

1094
01:13:18.159 --> 01:13:20.840
they did like a side by side
of them watching the race. Yeah,

1095
01:13:21.000 --> 01:13:25.640
and their reactions. I love those
videos, like the family, their Grandma's

1096
01:13:25.680 --> 01:13:30.279
like just praying for her. I
loved it, like her body was carved

1097
01:13:30.520 --> 01:13:34.319
a mean statuesque. For sure.
It's unbelievable how ripped she is. And

1098
01:13:34.760 --> 01:13:39.239
I can only imagine how devastating it
was four years ago to be kicked off

1099
01:13:39.239 --> 01:13:42.479
the team. I want this.
I want this to be her redemption tour,

1100
01:13:42.600 --> 01:13:45.439
and I want to beat Jamaica and
I want the gold medal in the

1101
01:13:45.479 --> 01:13:47.119
one hundred meter for women. Oh, I can't wait for dealing for you.

1102
01:13:47.439 --> 01:13:51.000
That's like all I want. Yeah, she's awesome, and then what

1103
01:13:51.079 --> 01:13:57.880
else do we have a bunch of
friends? Fans are upset because Krispy Kream

1104
01:13:58.119 --> 01:14:02.079
is doing like a thirtieth anniversary celebration
of Friends with donuts, like a special

1105
01:14:02.119 --> 01:14:04.920
like Friends Edition donuts, but they're
not going to sell them in the US,

1106
01:14:04.960 --> 01:14:08.760
are only going to sell them in
the UK and Ireland. So fans

1107
01:14:08.760 --> 01:14:11.720
are like, okay, well the
show's from here, not called lad so

1108
01:14:12.159 --> 01:14:15.720
right, So people are upset about
that, And then you're looking at girls

1109
01:14:15.760 --> 01:14:19.600
blog page and the milk Monday,
all doing very well on links and guests

1110
01:14:19.640 --> 01:14:24.720
wanted to get in here mention the
milk your spoil your sports blog page in

1111
01:14:24.760 --> 01:14:27.600
the last ten minutes has is the
number is the most popular blog page.

1112
01:14:27.600 --> 01:14:30.520
Alexs go for the oilers boob Girl, and then Paige van Zant also,

1113
01:14:30.800 --> 01:14:35.439
ooh, she's doing her slap her
power slap debut. She started doing that.

1114
01:14:35.479 --> 01:14:39.520
He's doing it next week. That's
her debut. Ooh, that's just

1115
01:14:39.600 --> 01:14:42.359
trending. Oh and the broad Rine
two care store is open. That should

1116
01:14:42.399 --> 01:14:46.039
be the headline. Yeah, duh, right, given, But that's what's

1117
01:14:46.079 --> 01:14:50.319
trending on any For five plus.
I thought that slap thing, that Slap

1118
01:14:50.840 --> 01:14:54.479
League, whatever you call it,
I thought it was the dumbest thing I

1119
01:14:54.520 --> 01:14:57.279
ever saw, And then I find
myself watching it. I've never watched like

1120
01:14:57.319 --> 01:15:05.439
a live It's dangerous. Here's me. It's just like ginormous men just smacking

1121
01:15:05.479 --> 01:15:09.840
the hell out of each other and
not dying somehow. And if you use

1122
01:15:09.920 --> 01:15:12.199
like the meaty part of your hand
and you hit them in the face,

1123
01:15:12.239 --> 01:15:15.039
I mean I've seen faces just start
swelling up, and watched a couple of

1124
01:15:15.039 --> 01:15:17.520
them the earpieces so they don't just
like pop up their ear drums. I

1125
01:15:17.520 --> 01:15:20.159
don't know why Paige vans Ant would
do this. She's making so much money

1126
01:15:20.159 --> 01:15:26.239
on her only fans. She's making
so much money. I guess, all

1127
01:15:26.319 --> 01:15:29.159
right, what are you giving a
one? I've got a pair of See

1128
01:15:29.159 --> 01:15:30.920
third I blind and there's Summer Gods
to Our twenty twenty four yellow card in

1129
01:15:30.960 --> 01:15:34.399
Arizona on this Bill Woodland Savili in
August third. I'll take call her ten

1130
01:15:34.680 --> 01:15:38.760
seven, one, three, two, two, nine four five rod Ryan

1131
01:15:38.840 --> 01:15:45.600
Shows four or five the bus,
Good Morning rod Ryan Show. We know

1132
01:15:45.640 --> 01:15:48.399
Stain's coming to town. It's breaking, Benjamin. Those tickets are still available.

1133
01:15:48.800 --> 01:15:51.640
I don't think we have those up
to offer to you this week.

1134
01:15:51.960 --> 01:15:55.319
Kind of moving things around a little
bit. I know I got those Summer

1135
01:15:55.319 --> 01:15:58.479
Gods to Our tickets. I'm gonna
give those to somebody right now. We're

1136
01:15:58.479 --> 01:16:01.079
gonna start giving away nothing more ticket
it's today. We'll have those for you

1137
01:16:01.159 --> 01:16:03.399
all week. Chile. You put
them at nine, ten and then we're

1138
01:16:03.399 --> 01:16:08.960
gonna leave you with some Jane's Addiction
tickets, Summer Gods to Our Good Morning

1139
01:16:09.039 --> 01:16:14.319
rod Ryan's showy, good morning,
good morning. Well Hello, who is

1140
01:16:14.359 --> 01:16:17.439
this? That is Raphael? Raphael
you're calling number ten man. Congrats.

1141
01:16:18.479 --> 01:16:21.279
Oh Ray, that's what I'm talking
about. That's what day. It's exactly

1142
01:16:21.319 --> 01:16:26.640
what we're talking about right now.
You getting some free tickets. Hey,

1143
01:16:26.840 --> 01:16:30.359
thank you guys so much. I'm
telling them when the show is sure.

1144
01:16:30.479 --> 01:16:32.800
It's at August third, third,
eye Blind Summer Gods. We are twenty

1145
01:16:32.840 --> 01:16:40.119
twenty four with Yilla cardin Arizona.
Awesome, all right, Raphael, thanks

1146
01:16:40.119 --> 01:16:45.039
for listening. Dude. Hey,
thank you guys. Okay, appreciate you.

1147
01:16:44.319 --> 01:16:48.840
You're welcome. I know''ve been talking
about this, this porch pi.

1148
01:16:49.039 --> 01:16:53.840
This video is just so outrageous and
it's it's the craziest thing I've seen today

1149
01:16:53.960 --> 01:16:57.520
for sure. So on the Crazy
Criminal blog page, two porch pirates are

1150
01:16:57.520 --> 01:17:01.239
fighting over a package seconds after it
was delivered. And I said something.

1151
01:17:01.520 --> 01:17:05.279
I said, Matt, is that
driver in on this? It seems like

1152
01:17:05.279 --> 01:17:09.920
it's got to be an inside deal. Two porch pirates, they're on the

1153
01:17:10.000 --> 01:17:14.079
camera. They're racing to steal a
package right after the guy set it down,

1154
01:17:14.319 --> 01:17:16.279
took a picture of it, and
then these guys are speeding up the

1155
01:17:16.560 --> 01:17:23.880
front yard and the residents say that
one of them got away with a phone

1156
01:17:23.960 --> 01:17:27.159
and they even said it was very
suspicious that they knew that that particular package

1157
01:17:27.199 --> 01:17:30.840
was so valuable, and I just
you know, I made comments this morning.

1158
01:17:30.880 --> 01:17:32.920
I said, if both of these
porch pirates showed up out of the

1159
01:17:32.960 --> 01:17:39.199
blue at this particular residence only,
then don't they need to figure out how

1160
01:17:39.199 --> 01:17:43.920
the details of this phone that's in
this box is being leaked? Right,

1161
01:17:45.520 --> 01:17:46.560
I'm not going to use her name, she said. Rod. I've been

1162
01:17:46.560 --> 01:17:49.239
in the delivery business for twenty five
years, so here's me. I'm looking

1163
01:17:49.279 --> 01:17:53.920
at the driver. I'm like that
driver's in on this. Both FedEx and

1164
01:17:54.000 --> 01:17:59.079
ups I've worked everywhere up to thirty
people will handle your package on its trip

1165
01:17:59.079 --> 01:18:01.880
to you. After a few months, you can tell what's in a box.

1166
01:18:02.039 --> 01:18:05.039
You just can. The best way
to make sure you get a package

1167
01:18:05.079 --> 01:18:09.680
of value is signature required. It's
a pain in the ass for us because

1168
01:18:09.720 --> 01:18:13.319
we can't leave it on your doorstep, but also we have to scan it

1169
01:18:13.399 --> 01:18:15.439
at your door when we notice you. So it may cost a little more,

1170
01:18:15.439 --> 01:18:19.520
but it's much safer. We've all
received those notifications like, hey,

1171
01:18:19.560 --> 01:18:23.800
you need to sign for this.
When it's something like this, you maybe

1172
01:18:23.880 --> 01:18:26.439
met to look into that. If
that's an option that you want to sign

1173
01:18:26.479 --> 01:18:29.520
for something. It's a thousand dollars
phone right that these people took. So

1174
01:18:29.600 --> 01:18:31.520
I asked this person, I said, do you feel that these are inside

1175
01:18:31.600 --> 01:18:36.039
jobs and someone working for the delivery
service is like tipping these porch pirates?

1176
01:18:38.000 --> 01:18:41.079
Yes, they are. However,
most of the time it's not the driver,

1177
01:18:41.800 --> 01:18:45.800
it's one of the package handlers.
They have more motivation and less to

1178
01:18:45.880 --> 01:18:49.439
lose inside jobs, and there's so
many people touching it, it's like,

1179
01:18:49.479 --> 01:18:53.960
how can you pinpoint some one of
them, you know, and say hey,

1180
01:18:54.079 --> 01:18:57.000
no, you told your friend or
whatever. And I was thinking,

1181
01:18:57.000 --> 01:19:00.439
oh, the driver's in on it. He really does look shocked. The

1182
01:19:00.520 --> 01:19:02.640
driver is like, now that I
looked at it, like okay, I

1183
01:19:02.680 --> 01:19:05.640
don't think he was involved with this. He genuinely looked like, what the

1184
01:19:05.760 --> 01:19:10.239
hell is going on here? Yeah, two ports pirates at the same time

1185
01:19:10.279 --> 01:19:14.680
fighting for the same package that's headlining
the crazy criminal blog page. Man,

1186
01:19:16.600 --> 01:19:23.159
you suck if you're tipping them off
bad people. I mean, that would

1187
01:19:23.199 --> 01:19:26.720
be like somebody at the bank.
As soon as somebody takes a big withdrawal,

1188
01:19:26.920 --> 01:19:29.199
they don't go through the ATM because
they don't trust that. Now,

1189
01:19:29.399 --> 01:19:30.960
So if you want to take some
money. They'd be like, call him

1190
01:19:30.960 --> 01:19:31.520
Bud. He's like, hey man, this guy just walked out of here

1191
01:19:31.520 --> 01:19:38.199
with two grand Yeah, same thing. Yes, it's the same things.

1192
01:19:39.520 --> 01:19:48.159
Terrible just making the money. Two
thousand Americans were asked about their financial literacy.

1193
01:19:49.239 --> 01:19:53.439
All right, how comfortable you are
and what you know about money?

1194
01:19:53.479 --> 01:19:58.000
Like, people didn't know what interest
was. That's younger people, not just

1195
01:19:58.079 --> 01:20:00.880
younger people. Gen Z's the most
likely to kind of put these things off

1196
01:20:00.119 --> 01:20:02.319
learning about it. Baby boomers are
going to be the best they're going to

1197
01:20:02.399 --> 01:20:06.920
know about this stuff. More.
Forty three percent of people out of two

1198
01:20:06.960 --> 01:20:12.039
thousand were asked they didn't know what
a four to one K was. They

1199
01:20:12.079 --> 01:20:15.079
didn't know what it was. Yeah, I know that not everybody offers that,

1200
01:20:15.680 --> 01:20:17.640
but don't you have some kind of
an awareness of what what that is?

1201
01:20:17.680 --> 01:20:23.279
We're hiring one thousand dollars if you're
you're gonna start working somewhere young,

1202
01:20:23.640 --> 01:20:27.279
I mean, you would hope that
your employer explained it to you maybe.

1203
01:20:27.399 --> 01:20:29.279
I mean, I worked in a
restaurant for a long time. Okay,

1204
01:20:29.279 --> 01:20:32.079
from my young life up until you
know, radio thing kicked in. There

1205
01:20:32.159 --> 01:20:36.159
was no there was no help.
There was no, Hey, we're gonna

1206
01:20:36.159 --> 01:20:40.479
put some money away. If you
put some money away. So I'm thinking

1207
01:20:40.520 --> 01:20:44.760
up until I was probably twenty three, twenty five, Yeah, maybe I

1208
01:20:44.760 --> 01:20:45.840
didn't know what a four oh one
K was. I don't know. Later

1209
01:20:45.920 --> 01:20:48.800
for me, I think it was
later for me. I really started getting

1210
01:20:48.840 --> 01:20:53.640
into finance when I realize, like, hey, this is something you need,

1211
01:20:53.760 --> 01:20:57.720
Like you don't have a trust one, you don't want to, you

1212
01:20:57.720 --> 01:21:02.039
know, have to marry a weird
old guy. Maybe we start learning about

1213
01:21:02.119 --> 01:21:10.119
money saving it. Do we still
have a four to one king? We

1214
01:21:10.159 --> 01:21:13.560
do, they're just not matching.
They're not matching there, so you can

1215
01:21:13.600 --> 01:21:17.720
still so you can still put away, Like I think six percent is what

1216
01:21:17.760 --> 01:21:21.199
they let you put away. That's
the match and that's pre tax money that

1217
01:21:21.319 --> 01:21:25.079
is put away. And then you're
agreeing that you're not going to touch that

1218
01:21:25.159 --> 01:21:28.560
money for a long long time.
And it's basically just setting up some sort

1219
01:21:28.560 --> 01:21:32.119
of a fund for yourself when you
retire. You can't touch that money.

1220
01:21:32.479 --> 01:21:35.880
You can, you'll get penalized for
it, but it's pre taxed, right,

1221
01:21:36.359 --> 01:21:42.239
So there you are and now so
it benefits you many ways. Obviously,

1222
01:21:42.239 --> 01:21:45.159
you just have this money sitting around
for a long long time. It's

1223
01:21:45.159 --> 01:21:47.600
pre tax, and now your taxes
you're not paying as much because they're taking

1224
01:21:47.680 --> 01:21:51.359
that off the top. And then
if your employer is just kind of cool

1225
01:21:51.800 --> 01:21:57.199
like ours used to be, they'll
actually match you some of that money.

1226
01:21:57.279 --> 01:22:00.119
That was the pandemic, that that
went away, right and it never came

1227
01:22:00.159 --> 01:22:04.319
back, never came back. It
was like pandemic's over all the things we

1228
01:22:04.359 --> 01:22:11.199
took away, record setting profits.
Putting that back, I'm not going to

1229
01:22:11.279 --> 01:22:14.159
give it. If I've been on
him and he's like, dude, I

1230
01:22:14.199 --> 01:22:16.039
just don't make enough money, and
I was on you since day one.

1231
01:22:16.399 --> 01:22:20.319
Just at least they're giving you free
money they used to. They don't know,

1232
01:22:20.439 --> 01:22:26.840
they don't know, but still putting
money away for little l pre tax.

1233
01:22:27.039 --> 01:22:30.520
Just gamble. He just gambles.
I don't think that's the way,

1234
01:22:30.600 --> 01:22:35.439
dude. I made an investment in
the fifty to fifty raffle at the Astros

1235
01:22:35.479 --> 01:22:41.159
game, my signature one hundred dollars. I did it down the drain once

1236
01:22:41.199 --> 01:22:44.439
again, off the top of your
head, how many times have you given

1237
01:22:44.520 --> 01:22:47.520
one hundred dollars to the red Just
give me a number twenty five in the

1238
01:22:47.560 --> 01:22:51.119
last two years. Yeah, probably
twenty five times. Yeah, probably just

1239
01:22:51.159 --> 01:22:55.880
about you've dropped a hundo. End
of the time, I should have who

1240
01:22:55.920 --> 01:23:00.960
won? Did Mundo win? That's
the only reason I can because I know

1241
01:23:00.079 --> 01:23:05.279
like three people Sylvia here has one, Okay, I believe Mundo has one,

1242
01:23:05.399 --> 01:23:10.920
and then there's one more person,
baby Brock, I believe has won.

1243
01:23:11.239 --> 01:23:15.199
Yeah, so I know it happens. It's a whole stadium full of

1244
01:23:15.199 --> 01:23:18.079
people. What happens? Like the
dumbest like addiction I have, But I

1245
01:23:18.119 --> 01:23:20.880
gotta win. If I buy more
tickets, I will win. And it's

1246
01:23:20.880 --> 01:23:26.079
never like the first number is never
your number and you're dropping pretty out that

1247
01:23:26.319 --> 01:23:29.760
long receipt. I get a hundred
and so like those are one of those

1248
01:23:29.840 --> 01:23:32.039
numbers has to hit right at leastpent
like five hundred dollars in a Rockets game

1249
01:23:32.079 --> 01:23:36.680
one time Alex together, we were
not close. Aren't safe for bullets?

1250
01:23:36.920 --> 01:23:42.239
For bank account? Are you dropping
a hinge on that too? I mean

1251
01:23:42.239 --> 01:23:45.159
it's for charity, so you could
write it off because I'm a charitable guy.

1252
01:23:45.840 --> 01:23:46.800
And then if you don't win,
are you you're writing that off?

1253
01:23:46.840 --> 01:23:53.000
You're taking the time to write that
on. I don't pay taxes. You

1254
01:23:53.000 --> 01:23:58.199
have to this year, but not
next year. The actually, we're sorry,

1255
01:23:58.319 --> 01:24:00.640
We're sorry. Please don't take any
of ice from Alex anything that he

1256
01:24:00.640 --> 01:24:03.039
says on this show. I mean, I mean that goes for every single

1257
01:24:03.119 --> 01:24:08.600
thing. Rock and alternative, fair
hues to The rod Ryan Morning Show six

1258
01:24:08.680 --> 01:24:14.680
to ten AM, The Buzz,
all right, ninety four or five,

1259
01:24:14.840 --> 01:24:16.399
The Buzz, Good Morning, rod
Ryan's Show. That's blank on eighty two,

1260
01:24:16.439 --> 01:24:21.800
and I Miss You Nothing More.
Tickets coming your way early in the

1261
01:24:21.880 --> 01:24:25.840
nine o'clock were closer to around ninet
ten. You're twenty minutes out from those.

1262
01:24:26.119 --> 01:24:29.840
Jane's Addiction with Love and Rockets August
nineteenth, seven, one three years

1263
01:24:29.800 --> 01:24:32.560
of call. We announced that show
a couple of times on this program.

1264
01:24:32.760 --> 01:24:35.079
We'll have tickets for you on know
the show, Chilly's got them, and

1265
01:24:35.079 --> 01:24:38.319
then he'll you know, he's got
a bounds those around throughout the week.

1266
01:24:38.640 --> 01:24:46.560
Forty percent chance of rain, partly
cloudy today, high of ninety five TESLA

1267
01:24:46.600 --> 01:24:50.279
one final time Houston's headlines. Yeah, so our lead story is still going

1268
01:24:50.359 --> 01:24:56.199
to be the twelve year old who
was strangled to death right she was found

1269
01:24:56.239 --> 01:24:59.520
dead in a creek last week,
and the two suspects that are facing charges

1270
01:24:59.560 --> 01:25:01.640
wave their right to appear in court
on Friday, so they appeared in court

1271
01:25:01.680 --> 01:25:06.600
today. They've been charred with capital
murder murder. An icehold will keep both

1272
01:25:06.680 --> 01:25:12.520
of the suspects in custody because they
are both in the country illegally from Venezuela.

1273
01:25:13.119 --> 01:25:17.600
Meanwhile, the former acting ICE Director
Tom Homan says that this case is

1274
01:25:17.640 --> 01:25:20.960
the reason why so many people are
calling for the border to be shut down.

1275
01:25:23.039 --> 01:25:28.880
The family of the twelve year old
girl, Joscelyn Nungari, has confirmed

1276
01:25:28.880 --> 01:25:31.119
that Mattress Mac is going to pay
for the funeral. It's going to be

1277
01:25:31.279 --> 01:25:35.720
this Thursday at Earthman Rest Haven Cemetery. Mattress Mac is also paying for a

1278
01:25:35.720 --> 01:25:42.000
celebration of life for Joscelyn after the
service. So this is a huge story

1279
01:25:42.039 --> 01:25:44.960
here locally, it's a big national
story. So I just wanted to catch

1280
01:25:44.960 --> 01:25:47.680
you guys up to speed on that. Meanwhile, President Biden and former President

1281
01:25:47.720 --> 01:25:51.760
Donald Trump are preparing for their first
debate set for this coming week in Atlanta.

1282
01:25:53.000 --> 01:25:56.119
Biden has been prepping with advisors to
camp David. Trump meanwhile held a

1283
01:25:56.159 --> 01:26:01.239
rally in Philadelphia on Saturday. He
addressed a gathering of Christian conservative Christian conservatives,

1284
01:26:01.399 --> 01:26:04.359
and then he made a point of
stressing his position on abortion, saying

1285
01:26:04.359 --> 01:26:09.239
he believes states should set their own
rules, even if some attendees have been

1286
01:26:09.319 --> 01:26:15.359
pushing for a national band. Speaking
of Trump, there is talk of he

1287
01:26:15.399 --> 01:26:20.479
says that he's decided who he will
pick for a running mate. That's according

1288
01:26:20.520 --> 01:26:25.880
to some sources. They're saying the
former president's top two finalists for the vice

1289
01:26:26.039 --> 01:26:31.119
presidential slot on the Republican ticket are
the are North Dakota's Doug Bergham and then

1290
01:26:31.720 --> 01:26:36.319
Senator j D Vance of Ohio.
So I need to do my due diligence,

1291
01:26:36.359 --> 01:26:39.760
like I don't know, like the
backstories on either of those guys.

1292
01:26:40.079 --> 01:26:43.159
Oh, I thought I saw Sarah
Huckaby's name being thrown around, you know,

1293
01:26:43.359 --> 01:26:45.880
you know what, until it's said
and done, until it's inked in,

1294
01:26:45.920 --> 01:26:46.520
I don't think you can. I
think when it comes to Trump,

1295
01:26:46.560 --> 01:26:50.640
I don't think you can rule anything
out until it is like verified. Huckaby

1296
01:26:50.760 --> 01:26:54.399
was good man, she was really
sharp. I thought she did a great

1297
01:26:54.479 --> 01:26:59.800
job. I agree, I agree. I thought I thought this was someone

1298
01:26:59.840 --> 01:27:03.119
who came in really rogue and did
her job, but at the end of

1299
01:27:03.199 --> 01:27:08.319
it was so polished. She was
always sharp, but I mean she hit

1300
01:27:08.359 --> 01:27:12.960
her stride and yeah there was a
It's so funny depending on who's in there

1301
01:27:12.960 --> 01:27:16.079
as a press secretary. It's like
it just depends are you really watching it?

1302
01:27:16.159 --> 01:27:18.239
Like I think she made a lot
of fans while she was doing that.

1303
01:27:18.359 --> 01:27:24.239
Clear my calendar, when is this
debate? The debate is Thursday,

1304
01:27:24.359 --> 01:27:27.439
that's right, I need to Yeah, it's June twenty seven. I can't

1305
01:27:27.479 --> 01:27:30.439
wait. I absolutely cannot wait.
I hate myself do it's going live right

1306
01:27:30.479 --> 01:27:33.600
after he works one day a week
now, Yeah, he's working two days

1307
01:27:33.600 --> 01:27:38.600
this week. I hate myself that
I'm so looking forward to it. I'm

1308
01:27:38.720 --> 01:27:41.479
the lines. I can't. I
don't know. I don't know how I'm

1309
01:27:41.479 --> 01:27:43.920
feeling it, Like you, am
I gonna sit down and watch this thing?

1310
01:27:44.000 --> 01:27:45.600
Or am I gonna wait for the
takeaways? Like I want to pre

1311
01:27:45.680 --> 01:27:49.159
schedule tweets out and be like oh
MG, and just like get to go

1312
01:27:49.199 --> 01:27:54.000
out periodically throughout that hour. It's
just these are the two oldest guys,

1313
01:27:54.039 --> 01:27:57.840
and they act tough, they act
like they're fight. Yes, yes,

1314
01:27:57.880 --> 01:28:00.720
you guys can't remember while you're there? Take you off back? Hey,

1315
01:28:00.920 --> 01:28:05.079
pal? And what pass out?
All right? I don't know that I'm

1316
01:28:05.079 --> 01:28:08.880
missed at the other I'll set an
alarm for this, But I want to

1317
01:28:08.920 --> 01:28:13.520
talk about alarms absolutely, thank you, thank you. Is there a specific

1318
01:28:13.600 --> 01:28:16.600
phone alarm you hate? Maybe you
even force your spouse to change it because

1319
01:28:16.680 --> 01:28:19.560
it makes you wake up hating the
world. There was this big ride up

1320
01:28:19.600 --> 01:28:24.079
on the alarm sound Americans seem like
they're most divided on. It's a popular

1321
01:28:24.119 --> 01:28:27.479
one on iPhones called by the Seaside. Apple's been using it for over a

1322
01:28:27.520 --> 01:28:32.199
decade. This is it. I
mean, listen, nobody likes an alarm

1323
01:28:32.239 --> 01:28:34.720
going off at three o'clock in the
morning, So I see, if it's

1324
01:28:34.760 --> 01:28:38.119
every day, you're gonna get sick
of it, especially if it's not yours.

1325
01:28:38.520 --> 01:28:41.439
If you've got to get up before
your partner and this is going off

1326
01:28:41.479 --> 01:28:43.960
at three o'clock, I could see
the other person hating it, resenting it

1327
01:28:44.000 --> 01:28:46.439
the whole thing. Even if this
is even if it's the most lovely sound

1328
01:28:46.439 --> 01:28:49.279
in the world, if it's correlated
to getting up before you've gotten enough for

1329
01:28:49.319 --> 01:28:54.720
rest, it's like you're never gonna
like it. It's Ryan show. Then

1330
01:28:54.760 --> 01:28:58.119
you know it's time out. You
need to get a out of bed.

1331
01:28:58.800 --> 01:29:01.760
So some people like it. Some
people think this is the most relaxing alarmed

1332
01:29:01.760 --> 01:29:03.920
awake up too, but others are
like, no, that is nails on

1333
01:29:03.960 --> 01:29:06.960
a chalkboard. I've heard it so
many times. It's also a common ring

1334
01:29:08.000 --> 01:29:10.880
tone, so they're just over it. This is a mix between Pee Wee

1335
01:29:10.960 --> 01:29:20.000
Harmon and Napoleon Dynamite. Like singer
Justin Timberlake is continuing his world tour after

1336
01:29:20.079 --> 01:29:24.880
drunk driving. After being arrested for
drunk driving in New York, he appeared

1337
01:29:25.000 --> 01:29:28.720
on stage in Chicago and told fans
it's been a tough week, but you're

1338
01:29:28.760 --> 01:29:31.760
here and I'm here, and then
the crowd just erupted, so we know

1339
01:29:32.239 --> 01:29:36.399
that he was arrested in Long Island
right after he allegedly ran a stop sign.

1340
01:29:36.560 --> 01:29:41.640
He is scheduled to play a second
show into in Chicago, which already

1341
01:29:41.640 --> 01:29:45.039
played, and he addressed the crowd, and he could have chosen his words

1342
01:29:45.039 --> 01:29:47.840
a little more wisely. He just
said, you know, I want to

1343
01:29:47.840 --> 01:29:50.840
show you guys gratitude. You keep
riding with me. You keep riding with

1344
01:29:50.880 --> 01:29:55.079
me. It's like Justin, you
were writing dirty. Maybe use some other

1345
01:29:55.119 --> 01:29:58.000
words, but you know what.
The crowd still loves him, he said,

1346
01:29:58.000 --> 01:30:00.479
it was a tough week, and
he says he knows he's hard to

1347
01:30:00.520 --> 01:30:05.560
love. Sometimes he'll be fine.
He always is Amy, Yeah, he'll

1348
01:30:05.600 --> 01:30:10.439
be fine. Jel the World.
This is going to read the tour What

1349
01:30:10.560 --> 01:30:14.439
tour the World tour. Jelly Roll's
life story is crazy. He recently sat

1350
01:30:14.520 --> 01:30:15.800
down with Howard started to chat about
it. He was telling a lot of

1351
01:30:15.880 --> 01:30:20.479
amazing stories. He told Howard that
when he was in jail, he wanted

1352
01:30:20.479 --> 01:30:25.359
to write music and he would start
by beating on the steel bed bunk because

1353
01:30:25.399 --> 01:30:28.880
it had a real hollow sound so
you could keep time with it, and

1354
01:30:28.920 --> 01:30:31.960
then he would start humming melodies over
that loop. He's like, the hardest

1355
01:30:31.960 --> 01:30:35.359
part was when I wrote so many
of them, for I like started to

1356
01:30:35.399 --> 01:30:39.439
forget the melodies. He said.
He ended up coming home with a bunch

1357
01:30:39.479 --> 01:30:42.560
of songs that he couldn't remember the
melodies too, but he had really good

1358
01:30:42.640 --> 01:30:45.439
lyrics. So when he was done
with his jail snit, he said he

1359
01:30:45.640 --> 01:30:49.159
was knocking on other people's cells and
said, if I ever see you again.

1360
01:30:49.600 --> 01:30:54.720
Albeit Madison Square Garden and just for
reference, he was last in jail

1361
01:30:54.760 --> 01:30:58.119
in two thousand and eight and he
will be headlining Madison Square Guarden this year

1362
01:30:58.159 --> 01:31:00.199
on September twenty seven, So that
is some crazy stuff. You can read

1363
01:31:00.199 --> 01:31:04.800
that on Music Block page. Those
are Houston TP Lines Tech of Alex Castro's

1364
01:31:04.800 --> 01:31:08.760
Gotta Win. Yesterday they blew at
the Oiels eight to one. They swept

1365
01:31:08.760 --> 01:31:11.479
the Ools over the weekend and now
won five in a row. They're and

1366
01:31:11.520 --> 01:31:14.119
have a day off today before they
open up a two game mini series with

1367
01:31:14.159 --> 01:31:17.159
the Rockies tomorrow night at home at
the College World Series Texas, A and

1368
01:31:17.279 --> 01:31:20.560
M and Tennessee are gonna play for
the National Championship tonight. After splitting the

1369
01:31:20.560 --> 01:31:24.880
first two games of this best of
three National Championship Series. A and M

1370
01:31:24.920 --> 01:31:29.159
one on Saturday, and Tennessee beat
them yesterday. First pitch tonight is at

1371
01:31:29.199 --> 01:31:31.399
six o'clock and you can watch it
on ESPN. In hockey, we got

1372
01:31:31.399 --> 01:31:34.920
Game seven in the Stanley Cup Final
tonight between the Panthers and the Oilers.

1373
01:31:35.159 --> 01:31:39.479
Oil is trying to overcome a three
to zero deficit. That's gonna start at

1374
01:31:39.479 --> 01:31:42.760
seven o'clock and you can watch it
on ab SC. Check out the Oilers

1375
01:31:42.760 --> 01:31:45.880
flasher girl. She posed for a
Playboy. That's on the sports blog page

1376
01:31:45.960 --> 01:31:48.359
today. In soccer, the US
men's national team got to win last night.

1377
01:31:48.359 --> 01:31:51.199
They beat Bolivia tu nil and the
Copa America tournament. They're gonna play

1378
01:31:51.199 --> 01:31:55.800
Panama in their next game on Thursday
night. Also on our sports blog page

1379
01:31:55.800 --> 01:32:00.000
Today page, van Zan is gonna
make her Power Slat League debut next week.

1380
01:32:00.000 --> 01:32:02.399
You can see Paige in her training
for this Power Slap League, and

1381
01:32:02.439 --> 01:32:08.479
then just paid vans in general on
the sports blog. Yeah, game seven,

1382
01:32:08.520 --> 01:32:12.199
baby, game seven, Game seven, Let's go Usa? How could

1383
01:32:12.239 --> 01:32:15.000
you go against the flasher? I'm
going for America. I was born in

1384
01:32:15.039 --> 01:32:21.000
America for my country, and not
foreigners in your home country of Canada.

1385
01:32:21.039 --> 01:32:28.760
I understand why I'm not swayed by
horniness. It's Florida hockey. Yeah,

1386
01:32:28.800 --> 01:32:32.680
America. Oh by the brain.
How many of those guys on the team

1387
01:32:32.680 --> 01:32:40.399
are American doesn't matter. Oh I'm
ready. I've been waiting. Bet something,

1388
01:32:40.520 --> 01:32:48.039
I've been waiting. I've been waiting. Dollars. No Montreal, you

1389
01:32:48.560 --> 01:32:50.720
want to go? Yeah right now, Canada boy, if you want to

1390
01:32:50.720 --> 01:32:58.920
make it interesting, I'm always here
Rocky and Ryan Morning Show. I'm six

1391
01:32:59.000 --> 01:33:02.920
to ten am the mandatory Metallica for
the nine o'clock hour. I'm here for

1392
01:33:03.000 --> 01:33:11.039
that Good Morning, rod Ryan Show
ninety four or five applies forty percent chances

1393
01:33:11.119 --> 01:33:15.680
of rain today partly cloudy skies.
Ninety five would be the high today.

1394
01:33:15.680 --> 01:33:18.239
I've got nothing more tickets coming up
for you, coming up in just a

1395
01:33:18.279 --> 01:33:27.000
moment. Metallica is a good one. You gotta go to the bathroom.

1396
01:33:27.319 --> 01:33:29.640
You know, we don't get a
lot of five minute songs. I know,

1397
01:33:29.760 --> 01:33:31.680
I just squandered it sitting here.
I should have like gone taken a

1398
01:33:31.680 --> 01:33:34.640
walk around the building or something five
minutes song. But then I got the

1399
01:33:34.680 --> 01:33:41.560
old hey how are you? It
got me thinking, I know, you

1400
01:33:41.600 --> 01:33:45.159
don't really care about when somebody says, hey man, how are you?

1401
01:33:45.159 --> 01:33:46.000
How you doing? Yeah, hey
man, how you doing? How you

1402
01:33:46.079 --> 01:33:50.479
doing? I'm good? Fine,
great, So my whole world could be

1403
01:33:50.560 --> 01:33:54.119
crashing down upon me, and I'm
not gonna let you know that, and

1404
01:33:54.159 --> 01:33:57.479
you'll go. I don't want an
I don't want any follow up questions.

1405
01:33:57.520 --> 01:34:01.319
Okay, I could have run over
my dog. I'm great, Hey man,

1406
01:34:01.319 --> 01:34:06.720
how are you great? I don't
want to do anything that the worst

1407
01:34:06.720 --> 01:34:10.079
when they give you something like,
oh man, it's been a weekend.

1408
01:34:10.359 --> 01:34:12.800
I don't want to have to play
a damp business. No dude. What

1409
01:34:13.479 --> 01:34:15.319
one time my boss asked me,
I was I had just broken up with

1410
01:34:15.399 --> 01:34:18.239
like the first love of my life. Was I was like thirty years old

1411
01:34:18.359 --> 01:34:21.319
or something like that, or like
twenty nine. Was he got the old

1412
01:34:21.359 --> 01:34:25.199
hanging in there? No, he
goes, I thought he called me and

1413
01:34:25.239 --> 01:34:28.159
he goes, he goes, hey, Tessa, how are you? And

1414
01:34:28.359 --> 01:34:31.439
I you just dumped it out.
No, I go, I'm fine,

1415
01:34:31.640 --> 01:34:36.199
and my body was forsaking me.
I like four tears before it and I

1416
01:34:36.239 --> 01:34:39.039
just started and I was like,
I'm fine. I was like, this

1417
01:34:39.119 --> 01:34:42.640
is nothing to do with this.
I was like I was like no,

1418
01:34:42.520 --> 01:34:44.720
no, no, no, no
no. I was like, I'm fine,

1419
01:34:44.840 --> 01:34:46.880
I'm fine. I'm like, this
is something else my app you have

1420
01:34:47.159 --> 01:34:51.600
just laid out for me. My
absolute worst diger ask you somebody how they

1421
01:34:51.640 --> 01:34:55.439
are and they start crying in front
of me. Dude, I felt,

1422
01:34:55.920 --> 01:35:00.159
I know so bad. I was
like, oh my god, I I'm

1423
01:35:00.239 --> 01:35:04.600
so embarrassing, so embarrassing. So
this was kind of going around on social

1424
01:35:04.640 --> 01:35:06.960
media. You know, people talking
and it's good for a Monday. How

1425
01:35:06.960 --> 01:35:10.720
they answer, hey man, how
are you? How are you? Now?

1426
01:35:11.359 --> 01:35:15.960
There are some people are open to
chatting and some are just making small

1427
01:35:16.000 --> 01:35:19.680
talk? How are you as small
talk to me? Except if if it's

1428
01:35:19.720 --> 01:35:25.600
Cliff or somebody like from down the
hall, like Cliff's live in the dream,

1429
01:35:25.840 --> 01:35:27.880
you know, like you ask him
how he's doing. I'm living the

1430
01:35:27.960 --> 01:35:32.199
dream, living the dream. I
don't use that one ever. I just

1431
01:35:32.600 --> 01:35:36.680
like And then the other one is, uh, Cliff, will give me

1432
01:35:36.760 --> 01:35:41.439
another day in paradise, you know, I mean, I'll say Hi,

1433
01:35:42.039 --> 01:35:43.680
Hi. Does it seem like another
I'm like, hey man, how are

1434
01:35:43.760 --> 01:35:46.319
you Another day in paradise? Rod, another day in paradise? How I

1435
01:35:46.359 --> 01:35:50.279
got you with? Another day?
Another dollar? But radio? So I

1436
01:35:50.319 --> 01:35:54.439
guess the five? Yeah, I
think he used to do that. He

1437
01:35:54.479 --> 01:35:57.199
don't do that anymore. Another day, another dollar, except it's radio.

1438
01:35:57.920 --> 01:36:00.199
He's more like eighty cents. Yeah, I think you do that. Yeah,

1439
01:36:00.439 --> 01:36:03.239
Cliffs could come back guy. Yeah, he's ready, dude, he's

1440
01:36:03.319 --> 01:36:05.640
ready in the hall. I'm gonna
try a couple of new ones out here,

1441
01:36:05.840 --> 01:36:12.479
like a thriving how are you thriving? But yeah, and that's okay.

1442
01:36:12.520 --> 01:36:14.800
And I still think that shuts it
down. If somebody asks me how

1443
01:36:14.840 --> 01:36:18.000
I am, I'm gonna go like, is something wrong? Can I help

1444
01:36:18.039 --> 01:36:21.720
you? Like I'm not doing that. I want out of that conversation immediately.

1445
01:36:23.960 --> 01:36:26.479
How about all right? Asked me? How I'm doing? How you

1446
01:36:26.520 --> 01:36:30.920
doing right? Same panic? Different
disco? This? What do you think

1447
01:36:31.520 --> 01:36:34.640
the millennials? I don't hate that. Should I try that one? I

1448
01:36:34.640 --> 01:36:40.520
think it's on brand for the format? Try another one? Hey Rod,

1449
01:36:40.720 --> 01:36:44.640
how you doing? Same? Soup? Just reheated? Ha ha, that's

1450
01:36:44.680 --> 01:36:51.079
stupid. Was I try this one? Go ahead? Hey rd how you

1451
01:36:51.079 --> 01:36:58.960
doing awful? Why do you ask? You get hit over the head with

1452
01:36:59.039 --> 01:37:01.560
that? You're walking by in the
hallway. I'm doing awful? Do you

1453
01:37:01.560 --> 01:37:03.840
ever get hit with the Hey?
How's it going? You're like, good?

1454
01:37:03.960 --> 01:37:06.119
Are you? And they just don't
say anything back. You're like,

1455
01:37:06.760 --> 01:37:10.119
I mean we were just passing each
other all the way. I'm not gonna

1456
01:37:10.119 --> 01:37:12.520
follow you anymore. Yeah, that's
kind of all right. Good, I've

1457
01:37:12.520 --> 01:37:15.800
got that ended there. Eddie Martini
is the market manager here. He's just

1458
01:37:15.840 --> 01:37:17.600
hit me. I was like,
do it? How are you great?

1459
01:37:17.600 --> 01:37:21.000
Man? Great? But you want
the market because I'm always saying great?

1460
01:37:21.159 --> 01:37:26.560
You want the market president to think
that you're happy. I love waking up

1461
01:37:26.560 --> 01:37:29.720
at three point fifteen. It's the
best. I love that you pay me.

1462
01:37:30.640 --> 01:37:34.079
Thank you I'm doing the best money. I'm having the best day ever.

1463
01:37:34.199 --> 01:37:36.159
This is the best Monday in my
life. He'd still just be like,

1464
01:37:36.199 --> 01:37:40.159
good to see you. You smell
like money, you look like money.

1465
01:37:40.479 --> 01:37:43.359
How is the yacht? This introduces
himself to me every sing, every

1466
01:37:43.399 --> 01:37:47.199
single time he sees me, Hi, are you new here? I had

1467
01:37:47.239 --> 01:37:49.399
to write a thank you guard.
I write him a thank you card for

1468
01:37:49.720 --> 01:37:53.239
the baby shower that they had for
me. And I was like, Alex

1469
01:37:53.560 --> 01:38:01.399
the guy that works with rod Ryan, same panic, different disco. That

1470
01:38:01.439 --> 01:38:05.079
one's been the winner so far.
I'm gonna try that. I may try

1471
01:38:05.119 --> 01:38:10.079
that out next time. Same twenty
one, different pilot, all right,

1472
01:38:12.039 --> 01:38:16.159
same pepper, different red hot,
same different line, same pearl, different

1473
01:38:16.199 --> 01:38:23.319
jam. Just do it with every
damn same fighters. I cannot wait to

1474
01:38:23.359 --> 01:38:26.279
see I cannot wait to see Cliff
to use these on him. All right,

1475
01:38:26.319 --> 01:38:30.920
what are you giving away? Same
same, nothing more? I would

1476
01:38:30.960 --> 01:38:34.720
set it off. Okay, nothing
more? Was set it off from asheston

1477
01:38:34.760 --> 01:38:38.680
new and post profit live and buy
you music. So we got it from

1478
01:38:38.680 --> 01:38:41.479
what you said earlier. Okay,
you nailed us. Make it sure,

1479
01:38:41.640 --> 01:38:44.319
all right? Well I will take
call at number ten seven one three,

1480
01:38:44.359 --> 01:38:48.880
two, two four five, Good
Luck, Houston's Rock, Houston's Alternative All

1481
01:38:49.000 --> 01:38:55.279
Day, and The rod Ryan Morning
Show ninety five, The Buzz ninety four

1482
01:38:55.359 --> 01:39:00.800
five, The Buzz, Welcome back
rod Ryan Show. Of these phones here,

1483
01:39:00.840 --> 01:39:11.159
good morning, good morning. Person
on the phone, person on hello

1484
01:39:11.279 --> 01:39:15.800
phone, you should probably talk now, Hello, Hello, Hi, how's

1485
01:39:15.800 --> 01:39:20.520
it going good? Good? How
are you doing great? Let's try that

1486
01:39:20.560 --> 01:39:25.479
again, man, how are you
doing today? Pretty good? Pretty good?

1487
01:39:25.479 --> 01:39:30.920
How about yourself? Same panic difference. It took me a second to

1488
01:39:30.960 --> 01:39:36.640
think about what it's hard? It's
hard? What's your name? Very hard?

1489
01:39:36.960 --> 01:39:40.880
Am I gonna win anything? Joe? Joe? Your collar ten?

1490
01:39:41.279 --> 01:39:45.720
I'm gonna give you some tickets?
All right? No way, awesome,

1491
01:39:46.039 --> 01:39:49.600
way, how come up? Please? Oh dude, take these nothing more

1492
01:39:49.720 --> 01:39:53.720
was set it off from ashes to
new and post profit. The tickets are

1493
01:39:53.720 --> 01:40:00.680
yours? Yeah, amazing, amazing, post profit. I'm sorry. Congrats

1494
01:40:02.560 --> 01:40:05.760
Joe, have a great time at
that show, and thank you for listening.

1495
01:40:05.840 --> 01:40:10.640
Okay, thanks Bud, good,
thank you so much. I'm going

1496
01:40:10.680 --> 01:40:17.680
to have a great day now online
Kid's Alex Online, The Muzz. Okay,

1497
01:40:17.760 --> 01:40:21.039
what you got well? Rod,
I did have a different AOL today.

1498
01:40:21.119 --> 01:40:25.279
And then we had a discussion about
something that we have on the Rod

1499
01:40:25.359 --> 01:40:30.439
Ryan Show page about two porch pirates
fighting for one one porch thing, one

1500
01:40:30.600 --> 01:40:35.199
package. That's the word. I
was looking for my porch thing, so

1501
01:40:35.279 --> 01:40:40.800
I looked up porch Pirate fails,
and that is what you have twelve minutes

1502
01:40:40.800 --> 01:40:45.439
out that you can watch today,
twelve minutes twelve minutes of porch pirates either

1503
01:40:45.439 --> 01:40:49.520
getting confronted by the homeowner having trapped
packages get them. I always think,

1504
01:40:49.520 --> 01:40:53.399
like, just put a snake package
out there, put a row snake everything,

1505
01:40:54.239 --> 01:40:56.119
but it like, I mean,
that's gonna probably get you to stop

1506
01:40:56.159 --> 01:40:58.720
porch pirate. And when you open
a row snake and it fights you,

1507
01:40:58.920 --> 01:41:01.640
probably that's not one of the things
you see. But there are decoy packages.

1508
01:41:01.640 --> 01:41:04.600
That's the glitter package that I think
you've seen the viol video where it

1509
01:41:04.640 --> 01:41:06.880
has a camera in it and the
guy gets at home and he opens it

1510
01:41:08.000 --> 01:41:10.920
just shoots him with glitter. It's
kind of funny. I wonder this is

1511
01:41:10.960 --> 01:41:15.840
an older video somebody put. They
swapped out TVs. The TV was broke.

1512
01:41:15.880 --> 01:41:18.079
They bought a nice, big,
brand new TV, right and to

1513
01:41:18.119 --> 01:41:20.239
get rid of the old TV,
they just put it in the box and

1514
01:41:20.239 --> 01:41:24.399
they set it outside and some install
it nice. It's like a non working

1515
01:41:24.439 --> 01:41:27.640
television, but they took it off
their hands. Yeah. Just pretend you

1516
01:41:27.680 --> 01:41:30.000
want it and pretend it's like valuable
and people will steal it. Yeah,

1517
01:41:30.039 --> 01:41:33.319
exactly, So go check it out
and see some porch pirates, you know,

1518
01:41:33.319 --> 01:41:36.039
get a litt karma. Instant karma
on the World Finish rod Ryan Show

1519
01:41:36.079 --> 01:41:45.239
page, the Buzz dot com,
The rod Ryan Show on the Buzz ninety

1520
01:41:45.279 --> 01:41:48.039
four or five, The Buzz,
Good Morning rod Ryan Show Mills Monday.

1521
01:41:48.479 --> 01:41:51.600
Yeah, it's a good one today
too. All the actually, all the

1522
01:41:51.600 --> 01:41:56.399
blog pages are doing really really well
today. The Looking at Girls blog page

1523
01:41:56.439 --> 01:42:00.560
is good. We had a seventy
one year old woman competing and she deserved

1524
01:42:00.560 --> 01:42:03.960
to be there too. Seventy one
year old woman competing in the Miss Texas

1525
01:42:04.439 --> 01:42:09.760
pageant this weekend. I mean incredible. I saw this on DNA, I

1526
01:42:09.800 --> 01:42:13.439
saw this on the national news and
it happened here in Houston. And the

1527
01:42:13.560 --> 01:42:16.800
lady is seventy one years old.
She's from El Paso, and she looks

1528
01:42:16.840 --> 01:42:21.760
amazing and totally represented. She was
awesome. I almost don't believe I want

1529
01:42:21.760 --> 01:42:25.880
to see her id. I don't
believe that she's seventy one. You need

1530
01:42:25.920 --> 01:42:29.359
to card her. She looks forty
forty six, but that's not first time

1531
01:42:29.399 --> 01:42:31.720
she's gotten carded. She looks she
looks like she's in her forties. She

1532
01:42:31.720 --> 01:42:38.239
looks like maybe she's fifty maybe maybe. So that's headlining the Looking at Girls

1533
01:42:38.279 --> 01:42:42.840
blog page. Rod Ryan Show Care
Store, the Guy's sports blog page is

1534
01:42:42.880 --> 01:42:45.119
killing it today. I just added
this because I want to see what we

1535
01:42:45.119 --> 01:42:48.119
come up with locally here. I
found this and this was really really some

1536
01:42:48.199 --> 01:42:53.960
of them were just when comments are
well crafted and well written. I appreciate

1537
01:42:53.960 --> 01:42:57.399
the time that people take. I'm
going to add this. I already put

1538
01:42:57.399 --> 01:43:01.239
it up on our Facebook page.
Ten things of women that men didn't know

1539
01:43:01.319 --> 01:43:06.119
until moving in with one? Okay, so think about this. What didn't

1540
01:43:06.159 --> 01:43:13.239
you know about women women until you
moved in with one? I mean,

1541
01:43:13.319 --> 01:43:19.560
I could just start making a whole
list myself. The true a lot.

1542
01:43:19.760 --> 01:43:26.159
Yeah, every time. It's insane
how much toilet paper you realize every time

1543
01:43:26.640 --> 01:43:29.239
you sit down. I can't imagine
that. I mean, are you just

1544
01:43:29.279 --> 01:43:32.039
like wrapping it around your hand in
there and then just no, I'm just

1545
01:43:32.039 --> 01:43:36.199
really paying your whole bathroom every time. I don't keep track that way.

1546
01:43:36.279 --> 01:43:40.560
I know. I just that's like
why I have a Costco membership. Okay

1547
01:43:40.720 --> 01:43:45.920
for the total All right, here's
what some people wrote things that they learned

1548
01:43:45.920 --> 01:43:49.279
about women only after they moved in
with one. Just like cats, they'll

1549
01:43:49.359 --> 01:43:54.840
naturally gravitate towards the warmest parts of
the house. Quote. I'm honestly unsure

1550
01:43:54.840 --> 01:43:59.039
if she loves me or just my
excess heat? Did I love putting a

1551
01:43:59.079 --> 01:44:04.239
cold foot on hot back or body? Like it's easiest to warm it up.

1552
01:44:04.880 --> 01:44:12.520
They take showers with boiling water?
What is up with that? If

1553
01:44:12.560 --> 01:44:15.720
you ever like hop in the shower
after your chick, it's the hottest water

1554
01:44:15.760 --> 01:44:19.720
ever. It is the absolute it's
scalding. It's not safe. You're not

1555
01:44:19.840 --> 01:44:25.000
clean. It's not it's a it's
an it's an unsand skin. It just

1556
01:44:25.039 --> 01:44:29.039
burns your like it burns through you. It is an absolute unsafe temperature.

1557
01:44:29.119 --> 01:44:34.319
It's practice. Okay for hell?
Okay, maybe one fella says they never

1558
01:44:34.359 --> 01:44:39.439
finish their drinks. I find two
cups of half drunken coffee scattered around the

1559
01:44:39.439 --> 01:44:43.119
house multiple times a week. Water
bottles? Have you has? Has a

1560
01:44:43.119 --> 01:44:47.159
woman ever finished a bottle of water? Just a I mean there's like an

1561
01:44:47.159 --> 01:44:49.720
inch and a half lesson. It's
like there's another one opened, Like what

1562
01:44:50.239 --> 01:44:53.880
do you doing? Man, there's
like three of them on the night stand.

1563
01:44:54.279 --> 01:44:56.680
Yeah, it's very important to have
that water by the nightstand though.

1564
01:44:57.079 --> 01:45:01.279
Okay, yeah, that's one thing
like girls are definitely they have to have

1565
01:45:01.439 --> 01:45:04.760
water and they never fill it up
ever, and it's always your like it's

1566
01:45:04.800 --> 01:45:13.039
your Josh, hey, wire up? Well you feel yeah, like cause

1567
01:45:13.039 --> 01:45:15.840
you know there's no Mombrado left now, so I gotta wait for Okay,

1568
01:45:15.840 --> 01:45:17.000
sure, you're waiting. You're waiting, and then of a sudden, as

1569
01:45:17.000 --> 01:45:20.920
soon as you laid on, can
you help. Yeah, there's like a

1570
01:45:20.960 --> 01:45:27.239
bedtime checklist, like there's water,
turn on the fan, close the doors,

1571
01:45:27.479 --> 01:45:30.039
lock the doors. One fella says
women have a million black hair ties

1572
01:45:30.239 --> 01:45:35.159
and also none. Yeah, true, that's true. I go through this

1573
01:45:35.199 --> 01:45:40.680
with my daughter. I don't know
how many packages of Barrett's and everything else

1574
01:45:40.680 --> 01:45:44.760
that I've purchased, and it's when
I need one got their damn hair in

1575
01:45:44.760 --> 01:45:46.640
front of over her eyes. I'm
like, where are all these things that

1576
01:45:46.680 --> 01:45:51.479
I bought? Butterfly clips, every
clip known to man. We have every

1577
01:45:53.319 --> 01:45:59.039
Kurt covein every scrunchy. I have
every variation of anything that you could possibly

1578
01:45:59.119 --> 01:46:02.439
use to tie your airback. I
have purchased multiple times. You think I

1579
01:46:02.439 --> 01:46:05.880
could ever find one? No?
Never, I know you can't. More

1580
01:46:05.880 --> 01:46:10.359
anxiety run by women, Like hair
ties would be a currency, like No,

1581
01:46:10.439 --> 01:46:14.119
they would just be on door like
you just put them on door handles,

1582
01:46:14.119 --> 01:46:16.600
put them on some mic like have
hair ties for me? Have them

1583
01:46:16.640 --> 01:46:19.359
everywhere? No, they're your hair
ties. Bring them? No, just

1584
01:46:19.439 --> 01:46:25.520
have them like campons. They should
just be everywhere. My my addition to

1585
01:46:25.600 --> 01:46:29.800
this was what I went through and
I just I was absolutely I couldn't wrap

1586
01:46:29.840 --> 01:46:31.960
my head around it. And I've
shared it on the air before. There

1587
01:46:31.960 --> 01:46:39.319
were candles that were lit in rooms
and on floors of the house that no

1588
01:46:39.359 --> 01:46:45.560
one was in though when you went
in that room. But a candle just

1589
01:46:45.039 --> 01:46:50.359
wildly burning away in a in a
in a room in your house to infuse

1590
01:46:50.479 --> 01:46:55.560
the room, that's insane to me. Or burn it down, That is

1591
01:46:55.640 --> 01:47:00.560
insanity. Meuse it with fire,
an open flame that no is near.

1592
01:47:00.960 --> 01:47:02.520
Come on, I couldn't wrap my
head around that. It smelled nice.

1593
01:47:04.439 --> 01:47:09.039
Had it been going all day?
I don't know. It depends on the

1594
01:47:09.039 --> 01:47:12.319
candle. Well, It's just like
the whole candle is just liquid at that

1595
01:47:12.359 --> 01:47:15.239
point, there's nothing left. There's
nothing left. I love a candle burning.

1596
01:47:15.680 --> 01:47:19.880
You cannot You have to either be
an eye sight of a candle burning,

1597
01:47:20.680 --> 01:47:24.760
or it can't be more than one
room away. What's the fun in

1598
01:47:24.800 --> 01:47:31.000
that little danger? Safety safety live
on the edge. A candle burning upstairs.

1599
01:47:31.039 --> 01:47:33.399
When you sent a man with the
fire eyes, when you spent the

1600
01:47:33.600 --> 01:47:38.520
entire day downstairs and there's just a
rogue candle burning upstairs, that is the

1601
01:47:38.600 --> 01:47:41.640
nuttiest. It was the craziest thing. We were going to the pool and

1602
01:47:41.720 --> 01:47:44.279
Travis goes, don't forget to pull
out the candles. I go, dude,

1603
01:47:44.319 --> 01:47:46.159
no, let them let them burn. Do that way we come back

1604
01:47:46.199 --> 01:47:49.760
in an apartment. It would just
burn the whole apartments down. We weren't

1605
01:47:49.760 --> 01:47:54.399
going to be gone that law.
You're going swimming, Yeah, and candles

1606
01:47:54.399 --> 01:47:58.880
are burning, yeah, on the
unattended candles on a marble countertop. Yeah.

1607
01:47:58.920 --> 01:48:02.960
I think it's safe next to a
bunch of paper and gasoline. So

1608
01:48:03.119 --> 01:48:08.279
they can they came apartment spelled lovely. Yeah. And then and then we

1609
01:48:08.399 --> 01:48:11.720
just blew up candle. All right, I've done its job. What's the

1610
01:48:11.760 --> 01:48:15.199
worst that could have happened. We
could have all died good calling the toilet

1611
01:48:15.239 --> 01:48:19.680
paper pillows. Love pillows. Why
because I like to sleep. One to

1612
01:48:19.800 --> 01:48:21.760
my legs. I like to be
holding one. I like one on my

1613
01:48:21.840 --> 01:48:28.760
next special one for my neck.
That's three pillows. I for the July

1614
01:48:28.840 --> 01:48:31.199
pillows. Nice, but I just
are still there. I don't like them

1615
01:48:32.199 --> 01:48:35.119
them. It's just for everything.
There's like a new bat. There's like

1616
01:48:35.359 --> 01:48:41.960
a whole new team because you hate
America because you're Canadian. I hate the

1617
01:48:42.359 --> 01:48:45.159
red, white and blue on him
and he needs to be syrup and make

1618
01:48:45.359 --> 01:48:49.479
believe. Listen, all talk,
no action I have offered. I said,

1619
01:48:50.000 --> 01:48:54.560
Jeep, I want the jeep.
I'm interested. I want to Jeep

1620
01:48:54.600 --> 01:48:58.239
and I will sell it to Chili
for a tuney, which is two dollars,

1621
01:48:58.359 --> 01:49:00.800
right, I think, So here
we go that kind of jeep.

1622
01:49:01.079 --> 01:49:04.159
Oh, here we go. That's
a hondo. Let me see if that's

1623
01:49:04.159 --> 01:49:10.319
real. Let me check. I'll
hold it, but see to the light

1624
01:49:10.399 --> 01:49:15.239
it goes. Oh, that's I
have. That is Chris. That's what

1625
01:49:15.319 --> 01:49:18.840
do you got t have tomorrow?
Get your trash out of here. Three

1626
01:49:18.960 --> 01:49:24.760
hundred tomorrow. I would never bet
one hundred dollars. But the jeep with

1627
01:49:24.880 --> 01:49:26.880
the jeep on cows. I just
thought it would be cool whip on the

1628
01:49:26.960 --> 01:49:31.319
hundred because I knew I had one
and the jeep. Dude, what were

1629
01:49:31.359 --> 01:49:33.399
you doing? Why do you guys
have cash? This is so cool?

1630
01:49:33.399 --> 01:49:38.000
All right? Twenty how much y'all
gotten there? Okay? Just straight up

1631
01:49:38.039 --> 01:49:44.039
game and the jeep, not the
jeep to the jeep. I'll give you.

1632
01:49:44.359 --> 01:49:47.000
I'll give you fifty raffle tickets.
I'll give you the lazy boy at

1633
01:49:47.000 --> 01:49:50.760
my house fair okay, and part
of the jeep on weekends. No jeep

1634
01:49:50.800 --> 01:49:54.640
and the jeep on weekends. No
jeep two weekends. Jeep. It's not

1635
01:49:54.720 --> 01:49:57.239
safe. That's not safe for you. That's why I'll have chili with me,

1636
01:49:58.439 --> 01:50:01.279
Okay, ch chill the the jeep
for a weekend. I get the

1637
01:50:01.279 --> 01:50:04.359
Catchily is not getting in and out
of that jeep. Wow, he's just

1638
01:50:04.439 --> 01:50:08.399
not to try it. He's just
not all right. We're on for twenty

1639
01:50:08.560 --> 01:50:12.319
on for twenty Just how many Canadian
dollars that is to you? Okay?

1640
01:50:12.439 --> 01:50:17.760
Straight up? Bet working on games
seven by ninety four five to bus ninety

1641
01:50:17.760 --> 01:50:24.439
four five. The buzz red jumpsuit
apparatus face Down brought Ryan's show Milpe Monday,

1642
01:50:24.600 --> 01:50:28.239
and uh yeah, this is gonna
get juicy for sure. What we

1643
01:50:28.239 --> 01:50:32.680
were just talking about on the air
before Red Jumpsuit was I found this and

1644
01:50:32.720 --> 01:50:36.560
I found some very very funny comments
named something you didn't know about women before

1645
01:50:36.560 --> 01:50:41.680
moving in with one, and now
you guys are taking over on our Facebook

1646
01:50:41.680 --> 01:50:45.159
page a lot of comments about there
there's a lot of hair. There's so

1647
01:50:45.239 --> 01:50:49.439
much hair. There's so much hair
in every drain and everything. Yeah,

1648
01:50:49.439 --> 01:50:53.319
that's why I like the an apartment
again because I just call the guy to

1649
01:50:53.359 --> 01:50:57.359
come unclog my hair drain like once
a month. Yeah, there's a lot

1650
01:50:57.399 --> 01:51:00.920
of hair, man everywhere. That's
great. We love having you. But

1651
01:51:00.119 --> 01:51:02.760
there's a lot of hair. There's
a lot of hair. They poop,

1652
01:51:02.960 --> 01:51:11.479
Yeah, girls poop. No,
yeah, girls poop. Yeah, Emma

1653
01:51:11.520 --> 01:51:16.920
poops. Come on, Emma sweet
boat wearing Emma not my house, she

1654
01:51:17.039 --> 01:51:23.199
bakes, she has a poop coop? Was it? Oh? It is

1655
01:51:23.279 --> 01:51:28.600
Jessica's parents. Jessica who was on
the show. They built a house and

1656
01:51:28.640 --> 01:51:31.359
they put a bathroom in the garage
that was it was his house. It's

1657
01:51:31.399 --> 01:51:35.760
his what's their house? Their parents. He was only allowed to use.

1658
01:51:36.159 --> 01:51:41.079
He was only allowed to cramp in
the garage. He could not go in

1659
01:51:41.159 --> 01:51:43.680
the master, He couldn't use any
of the bathrooms. He had to use

1660
01:51:43.680 --> 01:51:45.760
the one in the garage or else, like what he had in Trouble.

1661
01:51:46.199 --> 01:51:48.960
In Trouble Zone, house just became
a house rule. And it's like,

1662
01:51:49.319 --> 01:51:51.920
I'm not I'm like, gee,
what happened? He's like, no,

1663
01:51:53.159 --> 01:51:58.359
man just lost control. Women all
right start to outnumber you. What are

1664
01:51:58.359 --> 01:52:02.640
you giving away? I have Jane
Addiction and Love and Rockets Chickens seven one

1665
01:52:02.680 --> 01:52:04.960
through Music Hall. All right,
we'll have a question for you on the

1666
01:52:05.000 --> 01:52:10.760
flip Know the show coming up,
Houston's Rock, Houston's Alternative All Day and

1667
01:52:11.000 --> 01:52:15.920
The Rock Ryan Morning Show ninety four
five Bus ninety four to five The Buzz,

1668
01:52:16.119 --> 01:52:19.479
Welcome back Rod Ryan's show on a
MILF Monday. We're getting ready to

1669
01:52:19.479 --> 01:52:27.000
wrap this up. It's called Know
the Show. Tessa is going to ask

1670
01:52:27.000 --> 01:52:29.600
you a question about something that was
covered today on the program. You proved

1671
01:52:29.600 --> 01:52:31.560
to us that you need by giving
us the answer, and then we reward

1672
01:52:31.600 --> 01:52:35.039
you. We got Jane's Addiction tickets
here for their August nineteenth show at the

1673
01:52:35.039 --> 01:52:41.159
seven one three Music Hall. What's
the question today? What do scientists swear

1674
01:52:41.239 --> 01:52:43.439
they're close to figure out? Oh? Come on, you say they're for

1675
01:52:43.520 --> 01:52:45.319
real this time, ron, I
don't believe them. They say they are

1676
01:52:45.439 --> 01:52:49.079
so close, not in my lifetime
to fixing this. I'd be so great

1677
01:52:49.079 --> 01:52:54.319
if it wasn't my life time solving
this. Okay. I don't get excited

1678
01:52:54.319 --> 01:52:56.520
about these articles, guys. I
appreciate you sending them to me, but

1679
01:52:56.560 --> 01:53:00.560
I don't get excited about them anymore. Seven one three, two one two

1680
01:53:00.600 --> 01:53:03.760
five nine four five. If you
know the show, Hey Alexa, play

1681
01:53:03.840 --> 01:53:09.199
ninety four point five The Buzz and
iHeartRadio getting ninety four point five the bus

1682
01:53:09.199 --> 01:53:14.640
station from iHeart Radio, The Rod
Rullian Show on ninety four five, Wake

1683
01:53:14.720 --> 01:53:17.039
out the Buzz, ninety four to
five The Buzz, Good Morning rod Ryan

1684
01:53:17.079 --> 01:53:21.920
Show. Squeezer say it ain't so, but a forty percent chance of some

1685
01:53:21.920 --> 01:53:27.720
showers today probably cloudy ninety five will
be the high. Let's get right after

1686
01:53:27.720 --> 01:53:30.479
it. He's an now time for
well know this show on ninety four five

1687
01:53:30.720 --> 01:53:33.399
The Buzz. La la la la
la la la la la la la la

1688
01:53:33.439 --> 01:53:40.640
la la la la la la la, Good Morning rod Ryan Show. All

1689
01:53:40.680 --> 01:53:43.960
Right, how's it going great,
man? Who is this? Thanks Brandon,

1690
01:53:44.159 --> 01:53:47.279
Brandon, welcome to the show.
So Tessa has a question for you.

1691
01:53:47.399 --> 01:53:50.359
Go ahead, hey you Brandon,
tell me what to scientists say they

1692
01:53:50.920 --> 01:53:56.720
they are so close to solving what
issue? Just stop growing hair, not

1693
01:53:56.800 --> 01:53:59.680
to be bald anymore. Yeah,
dude, they're close. Man. Two

1694
01:53:59.720 --> 01:54:02.279
people sent me an article. It's
something that came around over the weekend,

1695
01:54:02.640 --> 01:54:06.520
like, hey, they're getting real
close here. No, you're not,

1696
01:54:08.640 --> 01:54:13.680
well, you're not some fielder're working
that hard on it. Brandon. You

1697
01:54:13.720 --> 01:54:15.600
just want to know the show.
What are you giving them? You get

1698
01:54:15.600 --> 01:54:18.039
the Jan's Addiction tickets eleven rockets also
on this bill. Congratulations, thank you

1699
01:54:18.079 --> 01:54:21.560
for knowing the show. All right, thank you so much. I'm excited,

1700
01:54:21.880 --> 01:54:26.239
great John, Dude, Yeah,
I'm excited too. I'm bald head.

1701
01:54:26.239 --> 01:54:30.000
I'll see you at that show.
Hey, I'm getting there, all

1702
01:54:30.079 --> 01:54:32.520
right, bro, Well guess what
you're gonna stay there? Okay, there's

1703
01:54:32.880 --> 01:54:35.319
not gonna be a cure in our
lifetime. All right, hang on for

1704
01:54:35.439 --> 01:54:39.000
me, Brandon. All right,
that's it, man, we gotta go.

1705
01:54:39.039 --> 01:54:44.640
Adam the copp continued his winning ways. He beat Rick two questions two

1706
01:54:44.760 --> 01:54:46.079
is that two questions to answer,
Yeah, he did. He smoked Rick

1707
01:54:46.119 --> 01:54:49.760
this morning. Adam the CoP's gonna
go for win number four tomorrow. He's

1708
01:54:49.760 --> 01:54:54.640
a four time Hall of Famer.
He wants to be a five time Hall

1709
01:54:54.680 --> 01:54:57.560
of Famer. Can you stop him? It's a little game we play every

1710
01:54:57.600 --> 01:55:00.119
morning at six twenty MILF. Monday
was the numberumber one link today. Thank

1711
01:55:00.159 --> 01:55:03.359
you to the Texas Hammer for helping
us out. Texas Hammer game played every

1712
01:55:03.359 --> 01:55:06.760
Monday. Jim Adler love you.
We're gonna do something fun with Jim Adler

1713
01:55:06.800 --> 01:55:14.359
for sure coming up. Now,
we have something great coming up on Wednesday

1714
01:55:14.800 --> 01:55:16.920
with Primaray Federal Credit Union. Yeah, they're going to do a match day.

1715
01:55:17.159 --> 01:55:19.520
Awesome. They're going to do a
match day with us. They're in

1716
01:55:19.800 --> 01:55:26.079
So if I can get you guys
to spend five grand in the Rod Ryan

1717
01:55:26.079 --> 01:55:28.640
Show care store, some of you
have been waiting. A couple of you

1718
01:55:28.680 --> 01:55:30.520
even asked, Hey, you have
a match day coming up? Can I

1719
01:55:30.560 --> 01:55:33.720
wait to do my order? Then
Wednesday, if I can get you guys

1720
01:55:33.920 --> 01:55:38.199
to peel off five grand, which
I know it's a huge ask, they'll

1721
01:55:38.279 --> 01:55:42.159
match it up to five thousand dollars. So that's what's happening Wednesday on the

1722
01:55:42.159 --> 01:55:45.560
store will start that first thing in
the morning. Okay, so that's it.

1723
01:55:45.560 --> 01:55:48.600
It's just they just said, you
show me the receipts. If you

1724
01:55:48.600 --> 01:55:51.159
can get people to spend five grand, we'll give you five grand. So

1725
01:55:51.199 --> 01:55:59.520
that's huge. I got twenty dollars
on the Stanley Cup tonight. G not

1726
01:55:59.640 --> 01:56:03.159
the g I definitely the little bit
was not a part of this bet in

1727
01:56:03.279 --> 01:56:06.119
any way. I did say I
would throw in a lazy boy if you

1728
01:56:06.199 --> 01:56:11.279
win or lose, so that you
can burn a Canadian flag as well.

1729
01:56:11.359 --> 01:56:15.840
Rock that kid. I don't have
a Canadian flag to burn. I'm an

1730
01:56:15.880 --> 01:56:18.119
American. I have two tests.
I have two American flags tattooed on my

1731
01:56:18.199 --> 01:56:25.600
arm so much. I love America. Do you your dumbinal giants tattoo?

1732
01:56:26.359 --> 01:56:35.039
Okay, somebody's like a dive bar
Alex. Tomorrow Tomorrow's tattooesday. We can

1733
01:56:35.039 --> 01:56:40.439
play a game tomorrow. Somebody has
suggested. I don't know if I have

1734
01:56:40.560 --> 01:56:45.399
that. But firework or sex toy
fireworks go on sale today. Yes,

1735
01:56:45.560 --> 01:56:47.680
fireworks is the season. I tweeted
out all the dates for fireworks. I

1736
01:56:47.680 --> 01:56:50.760
thought that was very important information.
That's awesome. Can we do who's shooting

1737
01:56:50.800 --> 01:56:55.439
that firework. We would shoot off
fireworks in the studio. Bob the engineer

1738
01:56:55.520 --> 01:57:00.319
was yeah, I don't think we
can do that, do you. He's

1739
01:57:00.319 --> 01:57:02.239
got the down stop nooner. Pick
your tickets with him in the one o'clock

1740
01:57:02.279 --> 01:57:05.640
hour. Please, guys, rod
Ryan Show Cares Online store. If you've

1741
01:57:05.680 --> 01:57:09.439
just got money burning a hole in
your pocket, you can't wait till Wednesday,

1742
01:57:09.720 --> 01:57:12.079
I get it. Go in there
now. If you got the money,

1743
01:57:12.079 --> 01:57:15.279
now do it now. Someone also
pick up the slack for our big

1744
01:57:15.319 --> 01:57:17.840
match day on Wednesday. But yeah, the rod Ryan Show Cares Online story.

1745
01:57:17.840 --> 01:57:20.960
At least go familiarize your stuff yourself
with all the new stuff that we

1746
01:57:21.000 --> 01:57:25.560
got in there. Testa's out Houston
Life today at one o'clock and that's going

1747
01:57:25.640 --> 01:57:29.720
to do it for us. We
are on a twenty hour break. Okay,

1748
01:57:29.960 --> 01:57:33.479
we'll do it all again tomorrow.
We'll have fun. Have a great

1749
01:57:33.520 --> 01:57:48.439
Monday, everybody, amf Well,
wasn't that fun? If you missed any

1750
01:57:48.479 --> 01:57:53.720
of the show today, All the
Good Stuff will be podcast check it out

1751
01:57:53.760 --> 01:57:57.119
on the world famous ron ryanshowpage at
the buzz dot com.