1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:04,080 The best way to support Softcore History is by subscribing to our Patreon. Go 2 00:00:04,120 --> 00:00:08,439 to patreon dot com slash softcore History, and for five dollars a month, 3 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:13,400 you will get eight episodes a month, plus over two years of back catalog 4 00:00:13,599 --> 00:00:18,120 evercream content. Again, five dollars a month gets you eight extra episodes a 5 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:22,000 month and a whole back catalog of evergreen content. Patreon is the best way 6 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:26,239 to support us, so go to patreon dot com slash softcore History. Today. 7 00:00:29,679 --> 00:00:34,960 On today's Softcore History, we are talking about the Monster Rebellion. It's 8 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:40,159 got everything we love. Catholic hate, irrational self confidence, heat checks that 9 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:46,280 you wouldn't believe, socialism definitely not working, and of course a whole lot 10 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:51,880 of polygamy. The Monster Rebellion is one of the most ridiculous religious episodes in 11 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:55,039 European history, and you've probably never heard of it, so listen to it 12 00:00:55,079 --> 00:01:07,000 now on Softcore History. Welcome to soft Core History. What is up? 13 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:10,280 Welcome back to soft Core History. I am your host for the week, 14 00:01:10,359 --> 00:01:14,480 Rob Fox, joined as always by Dan Regester, and we have a very 15 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:21,400 special guest this week, a history podcaster another Accli you did wait wait, 16 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:26,640 acts like a professional one time. Joel's here, Joel's here. Yeah, 17 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:30,319 it's just me Joel, Joel Hodge better, thanks for having me. Hey, 18 00:01:30,359 --> 00:01:33,480 you said my name right, Bring that microphone closer to you. You're 19 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:36,079 a fucking producer, dude, Dude, When you were doing my test, 20 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:38,920 this is where I kept it. Yeah, he had you leveled to that. 21 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:42,120 I heard about you. You're very picky when it comes to your sound. 22 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:48,120 He would shove that mic down in your fucking throat if you could shove 23 00:01:48,159 --> 00:01:51,480 it up your ass. Brob, there's no yeah, probably probably the same 24 00:01:51,519 --> 00:01:53,680 result eventually, that's what you would do. Right, It's one hole in 25 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:59,280 another. It's just whatever. The MIC's never good enough for Dan ever, 26 00:01:59,319 --> 00:02:02,840 it's yes, are each like this peak audio? I'm always chasing right, 27 00:02:02,879 --> 00:02:07,439 there's no such thing as a ten. You've invented a dragon, and yeah, 28 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:08,719 you are now chasing it, which, by the way, Patreon dot 29 00:02:08,719 --> 00:02:12,719 com, slash soft, great history. We're talking about dragons. Oh yeah, 30 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,840 hell yeah? Is that the kind of dragon you're talking about? Also 31 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:21,560 my namesake Dan Dragon? Well No, no, not the you are. 32 00:02:21,879 --> 00:02:25,879 Your nickname is dragons. That's why think right, But my name Daniel in 33 00:02:25,919 --> 00:02:30,680 the Bible, not only dealt with lions. He dealt with dragons too. 34 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:36,080 He also fucked with the dragon. Sick and not really into it. But 35 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,840 you all people aren't into the Bible. I think, uh, well, 36 00:02:39,919 --> 00:02:46,520 which this is a religious episode today, I hate religion. Then you're gonna 37 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:50,479 love this episode. Then you're absolutely gonna love this episode. Right, you're 38 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:54,599 gonna be like, told, you told bullshit, fuck Jesus sick. You 39 00:02:54,639 --> 00:02:59,120 do kind of seem like a Church of Satan type a fella, I do. 40 00:02:59,439 --> 00:03:02,080 Yeah, No, no, that's still a religion. It is. 41 00:03:02,919 --> 00:03:07,400 It's actually kind of a peaceful religion. No, I mean, I guess 42 00:03:07,439 --> 00:03:12,400 I'm not really anti religion. They're more community service driven. No, yeah, 43 00:03:12,439 --> 00:03:15,120 they are. The Church of Satan is like a political organization basically, 44 00:03:15,159 --> 00:03:17,759 Like they just kind of show up to be like, oh, you say 45 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:23,120 you can't eat every religion has to be respect everdever. And then they just 46 00:03:23,159 --> 00:03:24,120 show up there. I don't think that's accurate. Yeah it is. And 47 00:03:24,159 --> 00:03:28,039 then they show up and they're like, well, our religion says that abortion 48 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:32,000 rules or something, which I respect. I respect them trolling religious people trying 49 00:03:32,039 --> 00:03:35,439 to shove their shit. I'm gonna have to do an episode on the church. 50 00:03:35,479 --> 00:03:37,360 You say it and yeah, that's fine. Isn't that like a modern 51 00:03:37,439 --> 00:03:40,000 church? Yeah, they just kind of show up to troll which is I'm 52 00:03:40,039 --> 00:03:43,360 fine with that. But to say like, oh, yeah, you got 53 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:46,520 this wrong. But they're a very community service forward religion. No, no, 54 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:50,039 no, no, no, I guarantee you every church they hate, 55 00:03:51,159 --> 00:03:54,840 and rightfully so for the reasons they hate them. Every church they alleged to 56 00:03:54,879 --> 00:04:00,599 hate does a hundred fucking x minimum community service that they do. I think 57 00:04:00,639 --> 00:04:03,680 you're so wrong on this. It's not even I'm so right, it's not 58 00:04:03,719 --> 00:04:09,599 even funny. It's it's goods. I will I will stake anything on that. 59 00:04:09,599 --> 00:04:12,919 That's how right I am. Is the Church of Satan like actually satanic? 60 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:15,439 Though, no, it's just sort of the trolls the trolls, But 61 00:04:15,639 --> 00:04:23,720 aren't trolls satanic like historically like a cave troll would kind of come from the 62 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:28,480 devil. Yeah, they're not always bad trolls. There's good trolls like who 63 00:04:28,639 --> 00:04:33,959 like when Dave what Dave the troll? Dave the Troll? Like trolls like 64 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:39,319 the movie with Justin Timberlake, like the funny controls of the Big Hair from 65 00:04:39,319 --> 00:04:43,319 the nineties. Oh yeah, those were good trolls. Yeah. Yeah, 66 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:46,959 one of them was named Dave and you like you like flay their hair out 67 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:51,959 real wide and then tickle your friend's balls with them. Oh why didn't do 68 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:56,680 that part? That's what you did with them? Yeah cool, it's pretty 69 00:04:56,680 --> 00:05:03,279 cool. Anyway, let's get in to this week's episode. It's always been 70 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:10,120 one of the things we've always been against on this show is self esteem. 71 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:15,120 Okay, do you having too much self esteem? Starting to believe in yourself 72 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:17,800 too much? If you believe in yourself too much, you'll believe anything about 73 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:23,160 yourself. The last thing you want in history is someone on a heat check. 74 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:26,480 Okay, because when something's on a heat check. Yeah. Rob has 75 00:05:26,519 --> 00:05:30,879 first hand experience of this, like what having low self esteem? No, 76 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:34,319 having too high of oh themselves? Oh yeah, you get too Yeah, 77 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:42,199 you can believe anything. Ask him about his twenties. They're sick in the 78 00:05:42,199 --> 00:05:45,959 early thirties. They're wor sick actually though, but really just the back half 79 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,000 of my twenties, well, no, because the front half of my twenties 80 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:50,759 is in college. Twenty to twenty three, Great, twenty four to twenty 81 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:57,199 five, pretty ass, twenty six, twenty seven, twenty nine, thirty 82 00:05:57,199 --> 00:06:00,879 thirty one good mode. Oh yeah, I don't remember any of my twenties 83 00:06:00,759 --> 00:06:06,879 because of alcohol. Ah yeah, I stuck animost hung animos despite the alcohol. 84 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:12,399 Although honestly, do you both push through the typical stereotype of guy that 85 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:16,480 goes hard in his twenties what he does in his thirties either find religion, 86 00:06:17,319 --> 00:06:20,839 find fitness? Did none of those? I mean, I have a family, 87 00:06:21,199 --> 00:06:24,839 we got hitched. Yeah, we're both married. Yeah, but you're 88 00:06:24,879 --> 00:06:29,399 both alcoholics. So I'm a functioning alcoholic. Same. There's a difference, 89 00:06:29,759 --> 00:06:30,879 Yeah, a functioning out. You know what a functioning alcoholic is. You 90 00:06:30,879 --> 00:06:36,079 know what I call functioning alcoholic? Just a per successful Yeah, not an 91 00:06:36,079 --> 00:06:43,040 alcoholic. I don't call him that. Functioning alcoholic is an oxymoron. True, 92 00:06:43,639 --> 00:06:46,680 Honestly, you're not alcoholic till you like function up. Yeah, till 93 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:49,439 you start ruining your go to AA. If you're a functioning alcoholic. You 94 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:53,879 go to AA when you stop functioning. Yeah, that's an alcoholic when you 95 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:57,160 lose all your friends. Let me see those liver levels. I just wanted 96 00:06:57,199 --> 00:06:59,480 the doctor. They're great, they're great. I actually had more t than 97 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:03,319 you, you little bitch. You'll cuck. Wait you're tea higher than the 98 00:07:03,439 --> 00:07:08,879 six thirty five. Yeah, oh dang, fuck that my fucking cum meltz 99 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:13,759 cervixes. I guess I have. Yeah, Dan said my T should be 100 00:07:13,759 --> 00:07:15,160 like nine hundred. I bet you got a I bet you got a big 101 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:18,480 old dick. You low tea little bitch. If your low t, you 102 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:21,079 got a big wang. That's what damas saying. That's true. Yeah, 103 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:26,519 because you're dumb. You're dumb retarded. Sperm can't get through the egg good, 104 00:07:26,839 --> 00:07:30,120 so you need a bigger wiener to just shove it in quick, closer 105 00:07:30,519 --> 00:07:34,560 because your sperm's weak. But I have I have a manly small penis with 106 00:07:34,639 --> 00:07:38,480 the strongest sperm you ever seen. I got bad news for you, buddy. 107 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:47,720 Yeah, I don't have a big dick clip that very average peanuts. 108 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:55,720 Uh, you got a Goldilocks stick, goldilocks thicker, you know. Yeah, 109 00:07:55,759 --> 00:07:59,759 I like satuna can Dan is what they call me. That's not that's 110 00:07:59,839 --> 00:08:03,120 too thick. I did this girl I did. Yeah, it's not long, 111 00:08:03,199 --> 00:08:07,399 but man, the girth this girl I did in high school was telling 112 00:08:07,399 --> 00:08:11,199 me about her ex boyfriend's dick, and uh, because I asked, of 113 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:16,000 course, and she was like, I was like a hockey fuck oof. 114 00:08:16,439 --> 00:08:20,680 I was like, I want to see it. I want to see that 115 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:24,800 I have a normal dick. I think it's normal. Yeah. I think 116 00:08:24,839 --> 00:08:28,079 everyone would be pretty whelmed if they saw my penis, you know what I 117 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:31,480 mean. Whelmed and it's a penis. Yeah, Yeah, that's good though. 118 00:08:31,799 --> 00:08:37,080 Yeah is it a cute dick? Though? Um no, I wouldn't 119 00:08:37,159 --> 00:08:41,639 draw it. My wife says, I have a nice cute dick. Yeah, 120 00:08:41,679 --> 00:08:46,120 I mean it's not like whoa some girls do descrappinesses as like either cute 121 00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:48,639 or ugly. There are ugly dicks. They're definitely ugly dicks. I don't 122 00:08:48,639 --> 00:08:52,879 think again, wehlmed, whelmed, well, you know what I mean. 123 00:08:54,519 --> 00:08:56,080 That's that's where I'm at with that. But yeah, look, you don't 124 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:58,320 want someone on a heat check, all right, because when someone gets on 125 00:08:58,360 --> 00:09:05,679 a heat check, everyone gets burned. And that is the story of the 126 00:09:05,759 --> 00:09:09,759 Monster Rebellion, which is what we're going to talk about today. Master Monster 127 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:16,720 Germany like Monster Cheese Eddie Munsters. Yeah, it's in Westphalia, Germany. 128 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:22,799 Uh. This has a lot of classic softcore history sort of tent poles in 129 00:09:22,879 --> 00:09:33,120 it. Uh. Catholic hat, irrational self confidence, socialism not working all 130 00:09:33,159 --> 00:09:35,639 the good stuff. What was the first word, Catholic haate? Oh, 131 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:39,159 Catholic hate. Yeah, Catholic he hatred of, but not Catholic guilt. 132 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:45,000 They're two different things. Yeah yeah, but this does end up becoming a 133 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:52,320 beautiful scenario where Catholics and Protestants come together to murder even crazier Protestants. Okay, 134 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:56,960 I thought you're gonna say, like vampires, maybe trolls. These people 135 00:09:56,960 --> 00:10:03,039 are trolls, I think in a way. Okay. The Monster Rebellion was 136 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:11,519 a religious uprising by a group known as the Anabaptists. The Anabaptists were a 137 00:10:11,559 --> 00:10:15,240 sect of Protestant Christianity. We'll get into it a little bit. The Monster 138 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:18,759 Rebellion, by the way, basically happens like right after Lutheranism starts. In 139 00:10:18,759 --> 00:10:20,320 fact, Martin Luther is still alive when this is going on. So the 140 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:24,919 ninety five thess have been nailed to the door. Any Baptists were like, 141 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:28,200 hey, we don't lack it when you dunk them in the water kind of 142 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:33,519 So it's not anti Baptists, it's Anabaptists, a na Baptists. No, 143 00:10:35,159 --> 00:10:39,200 I've never heard that. It's a weird sect. Some people say, I 144 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:45,320 think present day to go back to your home area. Present day Mennonites kind 145 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:52,080 of trace themselves back to Anabaptists, like the Quaker Oats. Guy, No, 146 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:54,600 Mennonites are kind of like Amish adjacent. They're like Amish, okay, 147 00:10:54,799 --> 00:11:00,559 yeah, but you know how Amish have like rumspringer Is that the thing where 148 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:05,039 you can leave from rum spring break forever. Yeah, so well that's what 149 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:07,840 the Anabaptists were kind of into too. So on their face, Anabaptists seem 150 00:11:07,919 --> 00:11:13,759 pretty reasonable, especially in their main belief, which is you need to get 151 00:11:13,759 --> 00:11:18,720 baptized as an adult because a child can't can't make that decision for himself. 152 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:22,720 Yeah, can't consent. A child can't consent. Now, as a Catholic, 153 00:11:22,799 --> 00:11:26,559 I believe a child can consent to cut in his own penis, to 154 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:31,759 everything. Yeah, you guys cut out me too, man, Yeah, 155 00:11:31,039 --> 00:11:35,159 sick. I'll tell you what. You haven't lived until you've taken care of 156 00:11:35,159 --> 00:11:39,960 a cut penis, a freshly cut penis. Who are the group of people 157 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:45,440 that think that children should not be circumcised because they don't they don't really have 158 00:11:45,519 --> 00:11:48,720 the wherewithal to know what's going on. Oh, they protest outside of shit. 159 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:50,080 All they protest outside of like college football games a lot, right, 160 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:52,320 like they have they should have a choice. In fact, at my bachelor 161 00:11:52,399 --> 00:11:56,639 party when we went to the Miszoo West Virginia game in twenty nineteen at Missoo, 162 00:11:56,120 --> 00:12:00,639 there was like that they had a huge anti circumcision protest outside of the 163 00:12:00,639 --> 00:12:03,399 game. And what they do is they wear all white and they put like 164 00:12:03,519 --> 00:12:09,200 red on their on their crotch and they're like children can't consent to to get 165 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:13,399 and circumcised. I don't know if our recent friend, our friends, they 166 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:16,240 go around and throw buckets of blood onto people's pants. Yeah. The first 167 00:12:16,279 --> 00:12:20,399 time I hooked up with my wife, she was scared because she had never 168 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:24,919 been with someone with European Yeah, it's only a North American thing, and 169 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:28,559 it's only basically like I thought. They say it's a health thing. Right, 170 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:33,720 it's easier, it gets gets cleaner and everything like that, and you 171 00:12:33,759 --> 00:12:35,440 don't have to clean as much. Yeah, pretty much like you get sturdy 172 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:41,480 Americans people. Stuff gets in there, that's true. Yeah, like stuff 173 00:12:41,559 --> 00:12:43,960 gets in there. It's also easier to get in there. What do you 174 00:12:45,039 --> 00:12:48,480 mean if you're not right there? Going dry? It's what I've heard. 175 00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:52,399 Think of all the things that get stuck in your belly button. Yeah, 176 00:12:52,559 --> 00:12:56,559 now imagine that on your penis. In your penis, So like with with 177 00:12:56,879 --> 00:12:58,679 little kids, like with my kids when I I don't have to really do 178 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:03,320 it mores more like when they're infants, but even after they were circumcised and 179 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:07,080 they were healed and everything like that, Like a little baby penis has more 180 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:11,559 like foreskin than it needs because like the you know, the dick hasn't really 181 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,360 grown or whatever, and like go in a weird way. I'm just saying, 182 00:13:13,399 --> 00:13:16,600 like you have to clean. You have to like get like diaper lint 183 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:18,840 out of there and stuff they get, stuff gets in there. I once 184 00:13:18,919 --> 00:13:26,120 found a roll of buffalo nickels into my belly button, So man, pulling 185 00:13:26,159 --> 00:13:28,000 that out of my foreskin, that'd be weird, would be horrible. So 186 00:13:28,039 --> 00:13:31,879 if you have a son and you are at the hospital, do you tell 187 00:13:31,919 --> 00:13:35,480 them you want it? They're like, are uh not? Doesn't cost you 188 00:13:35,559 --> 00:13:37,639 anything? Okay, it's free. It's it's like a part of it. 189 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:39,600 Or do you have to say no? Like if you don't say anything, 190 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:43,720 no, you they come and ass like are we doing circumcision? And you're 191 00:13:43,759 --> 00:13:45,799 like yeah, I don't want my kid has some weird winger. Yeah, 192 00:13:45,799 --> 00:13:46,879 you don't want them to not fit in weapons. If they make they call 193 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:52,240 themselves, they call it audible. They just don't ask for permission. They're 194 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:54,960 just like, sorry, we just we figured in the moment it was better 195 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,279 to just go ahead with it. Then you I guests stuck with it. 196 00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:01,480 They can't put it back gone. Do you have legal discourse against them? 197 00:14:01,759 --> 00:14:07,440 Yes? Probably, I assume wouldn't that you'd have to be religiously against it 198 00:14:07,559 --> 00:14:11,200 or something. No, you go onto anything they ask if you want to 199 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:16,039 do it, you have to be affirmative to them, and I think sign 200 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:20,039 some ship for sure, and uh yeah, and then they go and do 201 00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:24,080 it, and then they bring them back with a bleeding penis ship. Do 202 00:14:24,159 --> 00:14:30,559 you get to eat it like the placenta? You know, the first time 203 00:14:30,639 --> 00:14:33,240 I asked that, they threw me out of the hospital. You don't that. 204 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:35,879 You don't make that mistake twice? Did you eat the percenta? Did 205 00:14:35,919 --> 00:14:39,399 you keep it? My wife had it made into like pills. I was 206 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:43,799 obsessed with being a cannibal without cheating, that would be the only or without 207 00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:46,720 you know, it being illegal. Eating a percenta would make you a cannibal. 208 00:14:46,759 --> 00:14:52,799 So even those pills, yeah, take it was like a pill. 209 00:14:52,799 --> 00:14:56,159 You can't taste anything, You're still a cannibal. So your wife's a cannibal, 210 00:14:56,159 --> 00:15:00,600 then my wife's can my wife is eating human? Yeah. It's supposed 211 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:03,159 to be full of stem cells, right, that's the the umbilical cord that 212 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:05,759 has it all right. I would eat it. Yeah. If someone was 213 00:15:05,799 --> 00:15:07,639 like, here, I cooked my placenta, do you want a piece, 214 00:15:07,679 --> 00:15:11,240 I'd be like, yeah, whatever, I'm gonna eat the percent of it's 215 00:15:11,279 --> 00:15:15,159 not. There's recipes online for them. Yeah, I've watched people cook it, 216 00:15:15,279 --> 00:15:18,360 like on YouTube and stuff. Why. I don't know. I just 217 00:15:18,399 --> 00:15:22,639 wanted to see what a chicken fried placenta looks like. Throw some bacon on 218 00:15:22,679 --> 00:15:26,840 it, tomato. I like to do it with a bacon, a good 219 00:15:28,399 --> 00:15:31,080 red eyed sausage gravy. I mean, go, you go full chicken fried 220 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:33,879 placenta. That's the best way to cook a placenta in my opinion. Don't 221 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:37,679 let anyone else tell you anything else. What kind of side are you going 222 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:41,519 with? Mashed potatoes? Yeah, bashtatoes, green beans, I mean a 223 00:15:41,519 --> 00:15:46,720 real diner experience. Yeah, that'd be a sweet barbecue like three best friends 224 00:15:46,759 --> 00:15:50,320 all have a kid at the same time, and you have like placenta or 225 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:54,120 bacon wrap placentas for for a barbecue event. That would be a really funny 226 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,799 thing to feed someone without them knowing. That's fucked up, I know, 227 00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:00,480 which is why it's funny. You'd make him a cannibal, like you, 228 00:16:00,559 --> 00:16:03,799 yeah, you like make him a taco or something, and you're like, 229 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:04,840 what is what kind of means this? And you're like, oh, it's 230 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:08,720 a tripe or whatever trip and they're like, oh, okay, and then 231 00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:11,000 they're like, I just kidding. It came out of my wife's blissy. 232 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:17,519 She shoved it out after Todd, our baby. You name your kid Todd. 233 00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:22,080 That's the weirder part. Why are you naming the baby Todd? I 234 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:26,279 have a good reason to naming baby Todd. Todd means Fox, so I'm 235 00:16:26,279 --> 00:16:32,320 called I'm naming him Fox Fox Fox squared. Yeah, sick. Todd's a 236 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:34,440 bad name, though Tod's a great name. Fox Fox is a better name 237 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:40,360 than Todd. Fox Fox Fox is good, Fox Fox Fox Fox like foxy 238 00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:45,840 Fox sounds like a terrible Star Wars name. Fox Fox Yeah, jar jar 239 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:53,159 Anyway, So the Anabaptists were against child baptism. You had to be an 240 00:16:53,159 --> 00:17:00,000 adult and like consciously be able to accept Jesus Christ into your heart. Uh. 241 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:04,720 Here's some other stuff they believed. It's from the uh Schletem confession who 242 00:17:04,759 --> 00:17:07,519 the guy who wrote it, by the way, immediately executed for being a 243 00:17:07,559 --> 00:17:12,359 heretic. But uh, here's some other stuff that the Anabaptists believe. One 244 00:17:14,039 --> 00:17:18,599 three strikes and you're out out of the church. Yeah, so if you 245 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:22,720 send the first two times you send, you were disciplined in private, or 246 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:26,480 you were you were admonished in private, not even disciplined to somebody, They're 247 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:33,240 like, hey, fucking do that in private in private? Third time excommunicated, 248 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:36,920 done, you're out of the fucking church. You have like and by 249 00:17:37,039 --> 00:17:41,599 and if you are not in the church, much like scientology, you're no 250 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:45,079 one's allowed to communicate with you, talk to anyone. Could do you foul 251 00:17:45,079 --> 00:17:48,480 a couple off? Though? Uh? Yeah, two strikes you get fin 252 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:52,000 and just fouled off to you. Well, that wasn't even an original It 253 00:17:52,039 --> 00:17:56,240 wasn't even an original rule in baseball, So I don't think so. They 254 00:17:56,359 --> 00:18:00,759 used to be you foul, you're out. Uh that was a strike. 255 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:03,240 Oh, I'm sorry, No, it's I'm thinking of the opposite. It 256 00:18:03,359 --> 00:18:07,119 used to be in baseball, like in the eighteen seventies eighteen eighties at all, 257 00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:12,599 no no a foul, a foul on the second strike was do over, 258 00:18:14,079 --> 00:18:17,680 but that included bunting. And so what would happen is when someone's star 259 00:18:17,799 --> 00:18:19,839 pitcher start out a game or whatever, their ace Zach Wheeler's start in the 260 00:18:19,839 --> 00:18:25,119 game, the first batter, the first couple of batters would just bunt and 261 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:30,519 foul off as many pitches as they could and gas the guys on. So 262 00:18:30,559 --> 00:18:33,839 like it'd be the second inning and the ace would have like seventy pitches. 263 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:37,359 You put one in the ribs there, Yeah, in the fucking face. 264 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:45,000 So you're kidding me. Gotta set the tone, set a message. So 265 00:18:45,119 --> 00:18:48,880 yeah, not a rule anymore. Um No, it's like I said, 266 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:55,559 no association people outside the church. Also originally no weapons, no violence, 267 00:18:56,559 --> 00:19:00,039 totally pacifist. Does that means, I'm all in so far can you not 268 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:04,359 use knives to cut your food? I guess you could do that, but 269 00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:07,720 no, no fighting. You couldn't own a sword or anything like that. 270 00:19:10,119 --> 00:19:12,799 And then you weren't allowed to be a judge or take any oaths or anything 271 00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:18,079 like, yeah, if you're you can do violence to wheat, you can't 272 00:19:18,079 --> 00:19:22,440 do violence to humans. What are the benefits We're gonna get to the benefits 273 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:26,519 of joining this church. That's it. I mean, that's like, if 274 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:29,880 if you can't do all these things, what do you get to do? 275 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:33,799 Go to heaven? Can you bang? Oh? Yeah, we'll get to 276 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:38,480 that. But one of the main things I want to talk about when I 277 00:19:38,559 --> 00:19:45,319 mentioned earlier, like socialism and stuff like that, everyone totally equal, no 278 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:52,680 property at like very Jesus hippie commune situation. Okay, no property, no 279 00:19:52,799 --> 00:19:57,920 money, everyone's equal, men, women, race doesn't even really exist yet 280 00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:03,319 in the sense that we would think it obvious, you know, to a 281 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:06,440 large extent. Obviously, if you're probably like doing gay shit, they'll they'll 282 00:20:06,519 --> 00:20:11,119 burn you alive. But uh, you know, gay shild kind of as 283 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:15,519 a strikeer, yeah, a murder. Yeah, Like, do you suck 284 00:20:15,559 --> 00:20:19,160 two dicks? They take you one dick's okay, they take you into the 285 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:27,200 principal's office, you get yelled at, dick three, get out. So 286 00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:33,400 yeah, So the Anabaptist kind of rose in popularity. There was a German 287 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:37,640 peasant uprising in the fifteen twenties. Squash that bitch. No, that got 288 00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:44,319 squashed for sure, get out of here. Penzance and the Anabaptist kind of 289 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:47,720 rose up at first. At first, a lot of the Anabaptists in the 290 00:20:47,839 --> 00:20:52,400 Monster area that we're talking about specifically, they're pretty hardcore Lutherans because they thought 291 00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:57,160 Catholicism sucked ass and Lutherans were giving Catholics the what for, so they were 292 00:20:57,200 --> 00:21:00,400 like, hell, yeah, let's fucking go, do you ude? Yeah? 293 00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:03,039 But Catholics fuck Dad, fuck dad. You say, all these different 294 00:21:03,039 --> 00:21:07,599 religions, I have no idea how they operate, like Catholicism, Lutheranism, 295 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:11,519 No, I know the Big Three, right, I even kind of know 296 00:21:11,559 --> 00:21:15,640 how scientology works, and Mormons. But like when you start to get to 297 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:18,880 Lutheran and all these like sub sects and all these not only do I not 298 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:22,039 lesser religions, I don't care, though, that's a great way to describe 299 00:21:22,039 --> 00:21:25,960 it, lesser religion, because not only do I not know what they believe, 300 00:21:26,079 --> 00:21:30,519 I don't care. I don't care. My wife gets so mad at 301 00:21:30,519 --> 00:21:32,960 me, but I really am. Just like, I'm sorry, Jesus founded 302 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:36,599 our church. Your church was founded by a guy named Steve. So I 303 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:40,480 just don't fucking care. I don't fucking care. Was the rock on which 304 00:21:40,759 --> 00:21:44,440 our church was built? Yeah, like you can't if you can't trace your 305 00:21:44,519 --> 00:21:48,559 church back, like we're a straight line, You're like eight branches off of 306 00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:52,920 that fucking straight Like it's just can't listen to it. You just stirred your 307 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:55,720 drink with your finger. Just what else do I have to use? True? 308 00:21:55,839 --> 00:21:57,799 Yeah, it's what I It's what I got. So the Anabaptist is 309 00:21:57,839 --> 00:22:00,680 like I said, yeah, yeah, fucking dugeon, Fuck you dad. 310 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:07,839 We like to do fuck everything. Uh. But like many a revolutionary, 311 00:22:08,519 --> 00:22:14,279 the point for these people, especially their their leaders in particular, really just 312 00:22:14,359 --> 00:22:18,000 their leaders. The point for these people is not change. Is not to 313 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:22,440 make the world a better place. It's just doing revolution. They just want 314 00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:27,680 to like be like, yeah, fuck you man, fuck everything, we're 315 00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:33,079 doing it. We're we fucking rooney, We're bringing it down, We're changing 316 00:22:33,079 --> 00:22:34,759 shit. They don't really want to change anything. They just want to they 317 00:22:34,799 --> 00:22:37,000 want they don't want to build things. They only want to break things. 318 00:22:37,319 --> 00:22:41,079 Right, Sometimes you just gotta break stuff, Yeah, and then someone else 319 00:22:41,119 --> 00:22:45,680 will come and build it. Just one of those days, Yeah, like 320 00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:49,960 a chainsaw when you don't give a fuck. That's Limp Biscuit. Everybody sucks. 321 00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:56,640 Not familiar with that song, Jackson, I can't imagine rob everyone through 322 00:22:56,680 --> 00:23:02,960 a limp Biscuit phase. Uh No. I did think his red Yankees hat 323 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,200 was kind of cool. And then and this was one of the first albums 324 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:08,359 I actually got that was explicit. Hot Dog cud Water was hot dog flavored 325 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:11,960 water. Oh shit, I think it was like eight I got the second 326 00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:17,640 album, Significant Other, that was my jam boy. Remember that. There 327 00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:19,400 was like a time in history long enough ago that we could even do an 328 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:25,559 episode on it where it was like everyone was obsessed with rap and rock eventually 329 00:23:25,599 --> 00:23:30,079 like merging into one musical genre rap rock did Yeah. Like that was like 330 00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:33,279 they're like the lines between rap and rock. It was like a black and 331 00:23:33,319 --> 00:23:37,240 white thing. It was just like very I just remember people talk like BT 332 00:23:37,599 --> 00:23:44,000 and and and is talking about all the time. But actually Olymbiscuit has historical 333 00:23:44,079 --> 00:23:48,160 significance in what way. The music video for Rolling It was at the last 334 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:52,079 one film on top of the world trade. Oh shit, it was right. 335 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:55,799 Yeah. I think a debut like right before nine to eleven. That'd 336 00:23:55,799 --> 00:24:00,960 be sweet if uh in that Robert Pattinson movie where it hands out and you 337 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:03,599 realize he's in the World Trade Center. If it panned out even more and 338 00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:10,000 olymp Biscuit was shooting video on top of it, if only we could retroactively 339 00:24:10,039 --> 00:24:14,160 put Fred Durst at the tower as door nine to eleven, you could actually 340 00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:15,880 maybe that's why they flew planes into it. Yeah, they were like this 341 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:21,799 song, this song sucks ass horrible. They didn't hate America. They hated 342 00:24:21,839 --> 00:24:26,319 limp Biscuits. He's the worst thing that does ever happened to That would make 343 00:24:26,319 --> 00:24:33,680 more have gone too far? Everything else no more over these lomp Biscuits. 344 00:24:34,319 --> 00:24:38,559 Uh so soon though to the Anabaptist even the Lutherans were because now the Lutherans 345 00:24:38,559 --> 00:24:41,440 were in charge, and they were like, well, fuck you get here 346 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:47,599 in charge now, I'm going to need another boys for that. Why just 347 00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:52,839 change it up? I think there's multiple revolutionaries and multiple people that are just 348 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:56,839 causing chaos. They sound like each church needs its own, each each individual. 349 00:24:56,799 --> 00:25:03,160 I didn't you know, I didn't didn't plan for that. You could 350 00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:06,680 do it. Take a sip. Yeah, I'll do what I can. 351 00:25:06,759 --> 00:25:11,480 I'll see what comes. Anyway, So the Lutherans were in charge now and 352 00:25:11,519 --> 00:25:12,680 then have Apptists were like, all right, fuck the Lutherans too, we 353 00:25:12,759 --> 00:25:18,599 just want to funck sit up. So pamphlets, pamphlets that at first announced 354 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:26,279 Catholicism from a radical Lutheran perspective, soon started to just go their complete own 355 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:30,680 route and called uh say that the Bible called for absolute equality in everything, 356 00:25:30,799 --> 00:25:34,160 including distribution of wealth. So they were like, like I said, no 357 00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:38,559 property, no money, we share everything equally, blah blah blah. Eventually 358 00:25:38,759 --> 00:25:44,119 the Antibaptists became so numerous in Monster in particular that they were able to take 359 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:48,319 over the city government. So they actually got political power in the city of 360 00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:51,720 Monster, which was it was in the Holy Roman Empire, but it was 361 00:25:52,279 --> 00:25:56,519 very its own, self contained like city state. Very a lot of it 362 00:25:56,559 --> 00:26:00,480 was ruled at the time by it was Catholic, and it was ruled by 363 00:26:00,519 --> 00:26:04,480 the time at a by a prince slash bishop. He was both, okay, 364 00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:11,079 what's the population, it's as a city, Okay, so there's a 365 00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:15,880 lot of people back then thousands, there were twelve hundred, twelve hundred, 366 00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:21,279 I don't know. So the population of the Holy Roman Empire in total was 367 00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:26,960 twenty three million, was close fifteen thousand fifteen thousand people, prices right, 368 00:26:27,039 --> 00:26:33,319 rule as I win. Okay, fifteen thousand people. One got it right. 369 00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:36,960 There's one bishop prince. You just can't go over there. Yeah. 370 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:41,279 So the leaders of the Anabaptist there was Bernard Rothman, who was a former 371 00:26:41,319 --> 00:26:45,799 priest who became a Lutheran pastor, Jan Mathis who was a baker from Harlem 372 00:26:45,799 --> 00:26:55,119 who was like the Anabaptist like prophet basically breaking bread. Yeah, Jan Backelson. 373 00:26:55,920 --> 00:27:03,279 Uh. Then there was Bernard so Rothman wrote the pamphlets. And there's 374 00:27:03,279 --> 00:27:07,240 another guy, Bernard kipper Doling, who was his sugar daddy. He he 375 00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:10,079 was a wool merchant who was like, yeah, your belief's rule. I 376 00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:17,799 love your writing. I'll fund everything under road. What is probably what he 377 00:27:17,839 --> 00:27:22,039 did, right, So he's sugar Oh yeah yeah, he's like, right 378 00:27:22,079 --> 00:27:26,839 for me, take that foot for the fetish. Yeah that makes sense. 379 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:30,319 So you get a strike for that, yeah, probably I would hope. 380 00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:37,559 So so nipper Doling, Bernard nipper Doling was the mayor and uh he after 381 00:27:37,559 --> 00:27:45,960 they deposed like the Lutheran government, they put him in charge and uh some 382 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:51,799 other Anabaptists. He he him and him and Rothman started like spreading their beliefs 383 00:27:51,799 --> 00:27:55,000 around and it was very similar to the Anabaptist beliefs. Like it was very 384 00:27:55,079 --> 00:28:00,200 much like everyone's equal. Fuck the Catholic Church, Fuck luther Ins. Yeah, 385 00:28:00,279 --> 00:28:07,599 fuck property everything right they have. It was three dudes anything they different, 386 00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:11,559 Roman and Nipperdoling. Okay, so don't worry about the other guys will 387 00:28:11,559 --> 00:28:14,680 come in. What do you say? Did they have qualities that separated them 388 00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:18,359 from that church from the Anabaptist Yeah, uh, they I guess. But 389 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:22,559 they were similar enough that when the Anabaptists started going out to other cities, 390 00:28:22,599 --> 00:28:26,680 because they started out in the Netherlands kind of when they and and in parts 391 00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:29,880 of France, they started going out to other cities to scope shit out and 392 00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:37,839 preach. And two of them, John of Leiden and Garrett Buckbinder to visited 393 00:28:37,079 --> 00:28:41,440 Munster to see what was going on there, and they heard everything Rothman was 394 00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:48,519 saying and they were like, whoa, these guys are sweet. They're saying 395 00:28:48,519 --> 00:28:52,759 the same ship we're saying. So they got back to their boy, Yon 396 00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:57,200 Mathis, who was the prophet guy, and they were like, dude, 397 00:28:57,240 --> 00:29:03,759 Munster is where at that there's a bunch of Anabaptists type people here already, 398 00:29:04,079 --> 00:29:07,279 Yeah, to kind of run the government a little bit, Like if you're 399 00:29:07,319 --> 00:29:10,440 going to be a peasant back then, why don't you just be a traveling 400 00:29:10,519 --> 00:29:14,960 hobo see the world. These guys basically were like they were traveling preachers, 401 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,400 that is a traveling like why would you ever want to stay in the city 402 00:29:17,599 --> 00:29:22,960 as like a fucking peon, you know, when you can see the world 403 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:26,720 these guys were. They were traveling all you. That's what I'm saying, 404 00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:27,960 Like, if you go back in time, it wouldn't that be your option. 405 00:29:29,319 --> 00:29:32,759 It's either that, but if you would run right, you don't really 406 00:29:32,799 --> 00:29:34,680 know that there's a giant world, you do? You know there's something out 407 00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:37,960 in where you are in the fifteen hundreds, you're kind of know, Yeah, 408 00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:41,559 you're aware. I mean, America has been discovered by that point, 409 00:29:41,599 --> 00:29:45,880 so everyone's like, Okay, the world's crazy. Yeah, and then you 410 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:48,799 just kind of go somewhere, throw grenade in and then leave. Yeah. 411 00:29:49,079 --> 00:29:56,200 Metaphorically I do agree, though, like why not just walk discover new land, 412 00:29:56,200 --> 00:30:00,160 become a king of something, even if if there's no one else there. 413 00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:03,960 Walking sucks, dude, that's invented. It does suck. Walkin's dope. 414 00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:07,920 If you had like a mule or something. You have nothing else to 415 00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:11,920 do back then, especially if if you were unemployed, you had no trade, 416 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:18,079 no craft. It work for somebody else. Now you know, like 417 00:30:18,079 --> 00:30:21,839 a like a horse and wagon, no shocks, you're gonna be the guy 418 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:25,920 that shovels shit. Well no, yeah, and I'm gonna go walk. 419 00:30:26,079 --> 00:30:30,720 I'm just gonna continue to walk and I'm probably gonna get marked by some soldiers. 420 00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:37,599 You probably step on something and get an infection. Yeah, die, 421 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:40,119 so did you? So? Like the thing about walking though, and I 422 00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:44,079 agree with this is like why why wouldn't you do this? Fuck? Internet's 423 00:30:44,119 --> 00:30:48,559 being retarded across a lot of water. No, the longest walking route in 424 00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:53,599 the world is from South Africa to somewhere in like uh Way, North Russia 425 00:30:53,640 --> 00:31:02,480 or whatever it whoa. It would only take forty eight hundred hours to walk 426 00:31:02,519 --> 00:31:10,559 it, which uh forty hundred divided by twenty four. Yeah, but you 427 00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:15,079 stay in cities, towns, taverns. I'm just saying to go from Cape 428 00:31:15,079 --> 00:31:19,119 Town, South Africa to the tip of Russia if you walked every if you 429 00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:22,880 just walked every day like a normal aount of time every day, like eight 430 00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:27,920 hours a day. Yeah, it would take like a year. It doesn't 431 00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:32,160 take that long to walk that to walk a huge distance. It's crazy. 432 00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,200 Like I'm saying, don't consistently do it, but I'm saying, like, 433 00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:37,680 you know, kind of move. But that's saying you can do it. 434 00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:41,079 You can move Like it's it's not that hard to just go trap create a 435 00:31:41,119 --> 00:31:42,799 new life. Yeah, George, gone, did it. You can do 436 00:31:42,839 --> 00:31:45,200 that if you want, you can do it. Now. Just go walk, 437 00:31:45,279 --> 00:31:48,519 dude, just fucking go be a man of the earth. But then 438 00:31:48,519 --> 00:31:52,000 you'll get ramboed, like some sheriff will come up to you and be like 439 00:31:52,559 --> 00:31:56,279 the hell out of my te out your hair, hobo. But unlike Rambo, 440 00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:59,519 you won't be able to do anything about it, and you'll just have 441 00:31:59,559 --> 00:32:04,720 to get aid with a hose and have your genitals deloused and then kicked out 442 00:32:04,759 --> 00:32:07,640 of the town. Like I feel like back then, the chances would be 443 00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:10,480 equal like or worse. What to get like rubbed or murdered or killed for 444 00:32:10,519 --> 00:32:15,759 your Yeah, although what are they gonna steal or animals don't have anything on 445 00:32:15,799 --> 00:32:21,759 you, they'll steal you slave. Yeah, they'll just steal you. You 446 00:32:22,519 --> 00:32:25,319 can either be sold or you got holes. What were like the animals that 447 00:32:25,359 --> 00:32:30,640 were the most like natural animals in that area that would kill you in Germany, 448 00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:34,759 just like bears maybe, but there was probably a ship ton more back 449 00:32:34,799 --> 00:32:38,160 then. Yeah. Oh and wolves, wolves get killed. The wolves. 450 00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:42,160 Your first day out of town, you'll be like I'm walking through the world 451 00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:46,359 exploring it. Yeah. But then you just you become wolf man. You 452 00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:51,720 befriend the wolves, become a part of the pack that was sick. You 453 00:32:51,799 --> 00:32:52,720 just got an alpha. It's like, pretty, you do have to you 454 00:32:52,759 --> 00:32:57,680 gotta punch the biggest wolf in the pack right in the nose and then he's 455 00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:00,680 got to go prove it. Yeah, that's what's where you go. So 456 00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:07,400 they get to Munster John of Leden and this other guy and they're like, 457 00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:09,960 it's sweet here, it's awesome here. It's like the Biscuit of Cities. 458 00:33:10,039 --> 00:33:14,559 Yes. And they're like, there's there's these dudes playing the sweet music on 459 00:33:14,599 --> 00:33:17,880 top of a tower. You gotta get here. And uh. So they 460 00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:22,240 get back to Mathis, who they who baptized them, and he's like the 461 00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:24,400 big, big Anabaptist and they're like, you got to get here. This 462 00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:30,400 is it. So Mathis, who, like I said, is already he's 463 00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:34,279 like, I'm the big dick Anabaptist. I am the prophet. He's proclaimed 464 00:33:34,319 --> 00:33:37,640 that he is. He is actually Enoch, one of the two people to 465 00:33:37,759 --> 00:33:42,720 witness the Book of Revelation. So he's seen everything. He's seen the Four 466 00:33:42,799 --> 00:33:45,640 Horsemen and the Mark of the b He's like, I saw I'm actually from 467 00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:50,079 the Bible. And people are like, and they believe him. Yeah, 468 00:33:50,079 --> 00:33:54,359 of course they do. So he did fungus. Dude, I'm imagining the 469 00:33:54,480 --> 00:34:00,880 church just this little band and it's like acoustic versions of Limbiscuits. Well, 470 00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:06,319 a tower does come into play here eventually, and depending on the mushrooms that 471 00:34:06,359 --> 00:34:09,079 he ingested, he could probably see it into the future and listen to that 472 00:34:09,159 --> 00:34:13,679 album he knew about. Yeah, and you hope that the end days would 473 00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:15,599 come before it could. And you, by the way, you could tell 474 00:34:15,599 --> 00:34:20,440 me what's more metal limp Biscuit doing their shit on top of the World Trade 475 00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:22,519 Center or what happens on top of this tower. Okay. By the end 476 00:34:22,519 --> 00:34:29,519 of the episode, so Mathis gets to Monster and is like, uh are 477 00:34:29,599 --> 00:34:31,920 Yeah. They tell him that's great or whatever, and so Mathis gets there 478 00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:37,199 and is declared leader of the city, and he's like this monster is actually 479 00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:43,800 the new Jerusalem. It's a bold claim. Yeah, it's new Jerusalem. 480 00:34:44,199 --> 00:34:46,599 And in case he didn't already know, which you definitely already know, I'm 481 00:34:46,599 --> 00:34:50,800 from the Bible, which means I'm in charge of Jerusalem. I mean, 482 00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:54,800 we've said crazier shit, right. Someone proclaimed Missouri is where the world started. 483 00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:59,960 Mormons believe the Garden of Eden is in Jackson County, Missouri, which 484 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:06,800 which is Kansas City. Sick. That's where the facts are nothing, okay, 485 00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:08,880 I mean nothing same in facts this guy is. Yeah, yeah, 486 00:35:09,119 --> 00:35:13,119 this guy's earlier. Though this guy is earlier. Honestly, their facts are 487 00:35:13,159 --> 00:35:20,400 worse than this guy even somehow. Uh they get there and uh, Rothman, 488 00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:23,480 who's the main preacher there, immediately accepts their ship and is like, 489 00:35:23,639 --> 00:35:28,840 yes, we were gonna fold in with you guys. And they start baptizing 490 00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:34,320 a thousand adults that day. They go through the town they're preaching and they're 491 00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:38,360 like crazy preachers, dude. They're fucking screaming and baptizing adults like you about 492 00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,960 me baptized? Were you baptized? And they're like yeah, the baby's like 493 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:45,480 no, no, nother fucking count got about fisure right, fucking out they're 494 00:35:45,519 --> 00:35:47,239 get in the water and get in the water and they're like, okay, 495 00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:52,719 fuck. Waves of hysteria went through the city. People fell in the streets, 496 00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:57,519 people foaming, were foaming at the mouth. Uh. People claimed that 497 00:35:57,559 --> 00:36:00,880 they were having visions of the apocalypse. After the end of Baptists showed up, 498 00:36:00,159 --> 00:36:05,239 like all kinds of crazy shit just starts happening immediately in the town of 499 00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:08,360 Month, they started a riot from baptizing people. Yeah, I guess. 500 00:36:09,079 --> 00:36:12,559 And it was over like the course of a like a couple of days. 501 00:36:12,599 --> 00:36:17,719 It's just like the like religious hysteria just gripped the town. They get they 502 00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:22,519 get a complete hold of the town. They've now they now fully take over 503 00:36:22,559 --> 00:36:27,679 the government. And this is where things start going from like oh yeah, 504 00:36:27,679 --> 00:36:30,880 they're like there's a lot of Anabaptists in the town too. This becomes a 505 00:36:30,039 --> 00:36:39,960 like cult city becomes a full city run by a cult that's fucking rad, 506 00:36:40,039 --> 00:36:44,000 like like the type of shit power moved, Yeah, the type of ship 507 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:52,920 that scientologists could only dream of with clearwater Florida. Yeah yeah. So Mathis 508 00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:58,840 becomes the dictator of the town, basically expels all the Catholics from the city, 509 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,840 outlaws money, so like they've already they already don't believe in property and 510 00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:07,760 all that stuff. But now they have a real like polity that they are 511 00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:15,639 running where they can like institute their beliefs in a systemic way with fifteen thousand 512 00:37:15,639 --> 00:37:19,880 people. Yeah, so money is outlawed. Property is outlawed. You can't 513 00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:23,239 own property anymore. So if you have a house that you live in with 514 00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:28,239 your family, that's not your fucking house anymore. But you can stay there. 515 00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:30,400 You can stay there. Nobody's making you leave, but you can't make 516 00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:34,199 other people. Not are you paying rent? Come in? You don't have 517 00:37:34,199 --> 00:37:37,199 to pay rent. You know there's no money. What are you paying the 518 00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:40,320 state of God? Yeah, so what is it old trade? Then? 519 00:37:42,559 --> 00:37:46,320 No, there's no there's no economy. You offer a prayer. Everyady is 520 00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:51,320 an exchange of the word of God. How do you eat? I don't 521 00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:53,039 know how to eat. I don't fucking know how to eat. Like a 522 00:37:53,119 --> 00:38:00,480 good in service you pay for in a bibo verse, so all goods were 523 00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:06,320 also now held in common. People in Munster were pretty opposed to this, 524 00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:13,320 especially the people that were basically force baptized like two days earlier. So people, 525 00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:15,599 these crazy people run in and they're like, we did about you where 526 00:38:15,599 --> 00:38:20,079 you gonna leave, And you're like all right, and then you're like, 527 00:38:20,079 --> 00:38:22,400 okay, whatever. They're just crazy that baptized you whatever. And then like 528 00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:27,000 two days later they're like, you don't know in your house anymore. Yeah, 529 00:38:27,079 --> 00:38:29,400 you have to work for free on your farm and feed all of us. 530 00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:31,639 Yeah. Agree. People were like all these people were like what the 531 00:38:31,679 --> 00:38:37,800 fuck. No, So it was a bunch of guys doing a group project, 532 00:38:38,159 --> 00:38:43,280 cracked out on adderall. Yeah, yeah, it seems insane in my 533 00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:46,599 mind right now. It is insane. It's fucking insane. So a lot 534 00:38:46,639 --> 00:38:49,920 of they're reluctant, a lot of people. Not everyone was relucant, Like 535 00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:52,760 some people probably the poors were like, oh pretty great, a bit of 536 00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:55,920 man. Were they using forced to make everyone follow the room? Yeah? 537 00:38:57,039 --> 00:39:02,000 They So here's the thing. I thought that military weapons or anything that could 538 00:39:02,039 --> 00:39:07,840 harm a fellow human not allowed. Ah, well, funny you bring that 539 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:13,639 up. So that was the original belief by the guy who wrote that thesis 540 00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:17,719 or whatever that I talked about, and Mathis was a disciple of him. 541 00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:24,000 But after he was executed, Mathis was like, actually, you should be 542 00:39:24,039 --> 00:39:31,440 able to violently resist any oppression after religion executed. Yeah, the guy that 543 00:39:31,599 --> 00:39:37,039 had the piece. Yeah, yeah, mathis was like, actually fucked that 544 00:39:37,199 --> 00:39:40,519 we should be violence as fucked to anyone trying to oppress us in their Bible 545 00:39:40,679 --> 00:39:45,719 is just like a part that scratched out, pretty rewritten. And you know 546 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:52,360 what is oppression. It's whatever the oppressed person says it is. Okay, 547 00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:54,519 So you can use violence whenever you want. Yeah, whatever you want. 548 00:39:55,400 --> 00:40:02,199 So the people who were reluctant to give up the ship they owned were assembled 549 00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:08,519 told to relinquish their money or they would be killed, and then locked inside 550 00:40:08,519 --> 00:40:12,280 of a church. Where did they put the money? Why do they need 551 00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:15,000 the money? But I just want to know where it goes. Well, 552 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,559 this is like very early on. So they're taking everyone's money because money is 553 00:40:17,599 --> 00:40:22,719 no longer necessary. It's illegal now they're taking all that. But so money 554 00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:25,239 back then is it's not like dollar bills, right, We're talking like silver 555 00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:31,760 coins and stuff like they melted down and really like statues and crosses and stuff, 556 00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:35,639 or I mean, I guess the type of thing where you still have 557 00:40:35,719 --> 00:40:40,519 to while money might not be allowed within your community for the time being, 558 00:40:40,639 --> 00:40:46,800 you still have your goods from outside the area conquer those areas. What if 559 00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:50,360 you're one of the rich people there, they give us all your money. 560 00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:52,760 Yeah, these are the people that are like rich and middle class people are 561 00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:58,960 like, the fuck off, dick, dude, Why the hobo can't live 562 00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:02,239 in my house? He keeps touching my kids. Dude with a bunch of 563 00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:07,480 diamonds he's been mining, So you're gonna take my diamonds, my whole life 564 00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:09,360 diamond They're like, well, you're Jewish, so you're gonna die away. 565 00:41:09,559 --> 00:41:14,519 Yeah, so don't worry. Don't worry about it, buddy. You're fucking 566 00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:19,760 the diamonds are your problem. You're fucking yeah, bigger issues. Half fire, 567 00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:25,440 that's a problem. Typical jew thinking about the diamonds. Light you on 568 00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:31,920 fire. These weren't no coming on that. These weren't good people. Uh 569 00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:37,000 uh. So they were putting the church and they're like, yeah, so 570 00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:42,400 just go up all your stuff or we'll kill you. A couple hours later, 571 00:41:43,039 --> 00:41:47,280 Mathis and his armed men came in, uh and they were like, 572 00:41:49,519 --> 00:41:55,920 you need to comply or else. And the people in the church were like, 573 00:41:58,159 --> 00:42:01,480 okay, fuck, I mean is what it is. I guess I'm 574 00:42:01,639 --> 00:42:08,800 where the they make the bad men fly. They don't make anyone fly, 575 00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:14,920 Mommy, make the bad man fly? Do we make the little man fly? 576 00:42:15,079 --> 00:42:22,480 Now? Not to this little man? So uh mathis also uh not 577 00:42:22,599 --> 00:42:29,119 everyone got away. There was a blacksmith who was like, I don't know, 578 00:42:29,239 --> 00:42:37,480 man, everything you're saying sounds like bullshit, and Mathis was like, 579 00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:45,400 that guy's possessed by the devil. Okay, of course, right now, 580 00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:47,880 this isn't one of the few times I forget what the word is, but 581 00:42:49,519 --> 00:42:52,519 the bunch of people from the Catholic Church we just get tossed out of windows. 582 00:42:53,039 --> 00:42:54,639 Oh yeah, I don't know what that is either, but no, 583 00:42:54,679 --> 00:42:57,960 it's okay. It's not one of this, not that, but there is 584 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,440 a term for that, right, well, these guys are happy times. 585 00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:07,079 I forget the name, but Catholic church thrown out of window. Yeah, 586 00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:13,360 it pops up. A Catholic church thrown What is this out of window? 587 00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:17,199 I don't even know. There's the defenestration of progue, defenestrate out of the 588 00:43:17,199 --> 00:43:22,760 window. Yeah, defenstrate that's the word. Okay, defenestrate. Oh yeah, 589 00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:25,119 it happened in check. Happened a couple times. Defenestration of prague. 590 00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:29,760 There you go, Yeah, this has nothing to do with that as far 591 00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:32,840 as I know. So anyway, Mathis was like, oh man, this 592 00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:37,000 blacksmith who's calling me out on my weird beliefs. Uh, he's possessed by 593 00:43:37,039 --> 00:43:43,159 the devil for sure, and he's defiling our pure town that is nothing but 594 00:43:43,239 --> 00:43:47,920 beautiful and religious. So he is a sentenced to death now. So they 595 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:52,440 took the blacksmith, put him up against the town wall. Mathis took some 596 00:43:53,000 --> 00:44:00,920 early shitty form of musket uh, shot him in the stomach. Oh no, 597 00:44:01,079 --> 00:44:06,480 and just let the guy bleed out reserv our dog style. Yeah. 598 00:44:06,519 --> 00:44:09,599 Literally. Yeah, and then in public, like, damn, did you 599 00:44:09,599 --> 00:44:14,239 get executed with his own weapon that he made? They should have made him 600 00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:17,199 handcraft like an axe to cut his head off with. That would actually be 601 00:44:17,199 --> 00:44:21,400 a pretty sick way to kill a blacksmith, to be quietnest, Yeah, 602 00:44:21,599 --> 00:44:24,360 yeah, kill him with his own tool. So like a public display like 603 00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:28,199 this is what happens if oh everyone was there to watch. Yeah, and 604 00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:31,960 so you melt down the blacksmith, You turned him into a weapon, turn 605 00:44:32,039 --> 00:44:36,039 him into yeah, I think that's that, and then you execute other people 606 00:44:36,119 --> 00:44:40,159 with the blacksmith. Yes, So he was shot in the stomach, died 607 00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:45,559 screaming and bleeding in front of the crowd, and then matthis was like see 608 00:44:46,639 --> 00:44:52,880 be chill, yes, do what I obviously, Yeah, we just love 609 00:44:52,039 --> 00:44:55,519 Jesus, like I tell you to love Jesus and want to fucking problem. 610 00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:59,920 It take him like three days to die, dude, I don't know, 611 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,039 but he died. Takes a long time, and that lead a lot out 612 00:45:02,079 --> 00:45:06,079 of your stomach. Yeah. Yeah, it's like the worst place to get 613 00:45:06,079 --> 00:45:09,400 shot allegedly. Like it's just like, especially back in the day before there 614 00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:15,800 was real medicine, Like it was time plus pain plus just overall experience. 615 00:45:15,039 --> 00:45:17,000 I read something back in the day too, like if you get shot in 616 00:45:17,039 --> 00:45:21,800 the stomach, you really want water. But water's like like it hurts like 617 00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:24,760 a motherfucker when you drink it, but you just keep wanting it. Yeah, 618 00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:30,440 it's a fucking nightmare. So after the blacksmith was shot and was just 619 00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:36,000 sitting there bleeding out, everyone sung a hymn and then was told to go 620 00:45:36,079 --> 00:45:42,480 home and quote meditate on any possible errand so just think about what they've done 621 00:45:42,519 --> 00:45:49,000 wrong, you know, Like the guy's like like I never go home. 622 00:45:49,519 --> 00:45:53,920 He's like in the background, you can still hear him, think about how 623 00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:58,760 you idly sat by and watched this innocent man die. You think about what 624 00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:04,719 you've done wrong, and uh, we'll just move on from there as a 625 00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:08,039 community. Dude, when you this is kind of off topic a little bit, 626 00:46:08,039 --> 00:46:12,880 when you were saying drinking water makes it worse. When I had to 627 00:46:13,239 --> 00:46:15,679 do some shit to my pen, I had a I got cameras and blow 628 00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:19,719 torch and all this stuff shoved in my pea hole because I had like a 629 00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:23,719 bladder cancer scare. Oh god, And you have to drink water. Yeah, 630 00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:27,639 They're like, if you don't pee like every six hours for the first 631 00:46:27,679 --> 00:46:30,679 twenty four hours, it could your pea hole could get fucked up, and 632 00:46:30,719 --> 00:46:35,360 yeah, get blocked. Then you have to come back. So and dude, 633 00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:38,119 peeing is like the most horrible pain you could ever have. So like, 634 00:46:38,599 --> 00:46:42,639 and you're looking at the cup of water and you don't want to drink 635 00:46:42,639 --> 00:46:45,239 it at all, because but if you don't, you're you have to go 636 00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:49,679 back, yeah and start over. So you have to slam water all day 637 00:46:50,159 --> 00:46:52,159 and it hurts more than you can imagine every time you pee. Anyway, 638 00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:59,280 that's what I was thinking. I probably did, yeah, because it needs 639 00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:02,360 to be water, kid, they said, specifically water. I don't know 640 00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:05,079 why, but that's what they said. They're a doctor. Why are they 641 00:47:05,119 --> 00:47:07,840 going to operate on you the next day? Then you can't. I don't 642 00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:09,440 think you have booze in your system. No, No, this was after 643 00:47:09,519 --> 00:47:14,400 the operation. I would just say like, yeah, at least you maybe 644 00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:16,880 feel less. That shit hurt. I didn't sleep for the whole day. 645 00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:21,079 God, that's for a whole day. Like if you lay down, it 646 00:47:21,119 --> 00:47:22,159 hurt, If you stood up it hurt. If you peede it hurt. 647 00:47:23,199 --> 00:47:25,679 Yeah, that was I don't know, there's a long story behind that. 648 00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:30,559 Sorry I bring that up, but the stomach took whole day. Yeah. 649 00:47:30,639 --> 00:47:34,800 Yeah, that stomach shot reminded me of that. Oh it sounds awful. 650 00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:37,880 It was a bladder cancer scare. Yeah, I got bladder cancer. It 651 00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:42,400 was like the size of a dime. I started peeing blood for like a 652 00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:45,559 month. Yeah, and my exit. That finally made me go to the 653 00:47:45,599 --> 00:47:47,440 doctor and they were like, oh, weird, you have a little tiny 654 00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:52,360 tumor. Maybe. Yeah. The guy that did it was like, I've 655 00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:55,360 never seen something that small actually start bleeding. So it's kind of a miracle 656 00:47:55,679 --> 00:47:59,920 because normally weird. Normally a tumor will grow in your bladder to like this 657 00:48:00,039 --> 00:48:02,480 size of an orange before it'll like burst and start bleeding before you even no, 658 00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:06,519 holy shit. So they're like, we're just gonna cut that out and 659 00:48:06,559 --> 00:48:10,639 then burn your whole bladders. It doesn't grow anywhere else. Yeah yeah, 660 00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:14,280 ah yeah, I've got to actually have it. I'll show you it later 661 00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:17,800 after the show. I actually have like a scar under my peeholes, just 662 00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:22,280 like Harry Potter's lightning bolt, because that's how much they tore open my peehole 663 00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:25,360 Dan, just to adjust the lens on the camera. I'd like them to 664 00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:30,480 show it to audience. Yeah. Yeah, we'll save it for the patreonals. 665 00:48:30,559 --> 00:48:34,280 Show it on there. You're a wizard, You're a wizard, penis. 666 00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:40,239 Uh. So they also had book burnings. Everything except the Bible was 667 00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:45,000 burned in the cathedral square and that and all food, clothing, and supplies 668 00:48:45,159 --> 00:48:52,159 were confiscated and stored in depots and guarded. Everyone was doled out things equally. 669 00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:55,559 You weren't allowed to have more than anyone else, so on and so 670 00:48:55,599 --> 00:49:00,559 forth, and men and women were considered totally cool progressive. Yeah, very 671 00:49:00,679 --> 00:49:07,360 well. Yeah, a ton of Lutherans and the Calycs were kicked out and 672 00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:12,760 then a ton of Lutherans in the city who were like middle class and up 673 00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:15,119 as probably especially, were like, we need to get the fuck out of 674 00:49:15,119 --> 00:49:17,960 here. Except the women. The women seem to maybe get a good deal 675 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:22,800 here. Yeah, that's an upgrade for them, right, yeah, it's 676 00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:25,159 yeah, it is. And more women stick around than men. And we 677 00:49:25,199 --> 00:49:29,119 will get into what happens with that in a minute. Then that's how it 678 00:49:29,119 --> 00:49:36,239 becomes us genius, that genius start to take multiple wives. Boy, you 679 00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:39,679 are just nailing it here real quick. Before we get back into the episode, 680 00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:44,159 we do have some ads first up as Factor. Head to Factor meals 681 00:49:44,199 --> 00:49:47,320 dot com slash softcore fifty and use the code softcore fifty to get fifty percent 682 00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:52,400 off your first box plus twenty percent off your next month. What is Factor? 683 00:49:52,519 --> 00:49:58,480 It is the best meal delivery service you can get. Period. 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He was expelled by the Anabaptist, and the Anabaptist declared war 813 00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:14,840 on him. Oh shit, so Franz, you can declare war on an 814 00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:17,639 individual, well on yeah, whatever, because he was the ruler of money. 815 00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:23,880 So so Franz got out of there and immediately, because he's both a 816 00:58:24,039 --> 00:58:30,599 prince and bishop, fronts immediately arrest an army and showed right back the fuck 817 00:58:30,679 --> 00:58:35,920 up to monster, and all a bunch of royals of princes and stuff around 818 00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:37,320 him in the area were like, yeah, here's some money, here's some 819 00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:42,679 troops, go handle business because we don't Yeah, we don't want these fucking 820 00:58:42,679 --> 00:58:45,920 psycho of spreading, so deal with it. Deal with it. So he 821 00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:50,840 shows back up with an army funded by other princes in the area help and 822 00:58:51,159 --> 00:58:59,760 stuff like that, and he lays siege to the city and so and there 823 00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:01,920 are army of women. Yeah, it's mostly chicks there, I mean, 824 00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:06,800 there's been there still certainly. So. Mathis the religious leader and thus the 825 00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:09,320 leader of the city, who was on a complete heat check at this point. 826 00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:16,519 Once the siege is laid, he prophesied that on Easter Day, God's 827 00:59:16,639 --> 00:59:22,519 judgment was going to fall upon the wicked. On Easter, the wicked being 828 00:59:24,719 --> 00:59:30,000 Frands those and the people laying siege to the prince and bishop Yea, to 829 00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:39,639 the to the city the monster. So h matthis was like, you know 830 00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:45,719 what, not only am I Enoch the guy who like saw the Book of 831 00:59:45,760 --> 00:59:50,920 Revelation, I'm also the second coming of Gideon, who was a king from 832 00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:55,400 the Old Testament who was noted for leading the Jews, I think the Israelites, 833 00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:58,880 maybe the Judeans, I don't remember, it doesn't matter, right, 834 00:59:58,920 --> 01:00:02,239 but I like that he's taking up these lesser known characters. Yeah you not 835 01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:06,119 Gideon. Yeah, he's not like, oh, I'm the second coming to 836 01:00:06,199 --> 01:00:07,519 Jesus Christ, right right, right, right now. It was like this 837 01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:13,719 king in the Old Testament that made you know, Manna rain from the sky 838 01:00:14,199 --> 01:00:16,519 like a third time. Right, well, Gideon, what Gideon did was 839 01:00:16,639 --> 01:00:22,519 he he kind of leonidised it, spartaned it, right. He took three 840 01:00:22,599 --> 01:00:27,280 hundred men and won a great battle. Again. It's a far vastly superior 841 01:00:27,400 --> 01:00:32,960 force, right, so famous for that some Babylonians. No, nothing that 842 01:00:34,039 --> 01:00:37,519 cool. It's like a middle tier army, low tier army. To be 843 01:00:37,599 --> 01:00:39,840 honest, wasn't Babylonian, Assyrian, Persian anything like that? It's something I'd 844 01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:45,199 never even heard of. So Gideon did that, and so Mathis is like, 845 01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:47,880 you know what, I'm Gideon too, I'm fucking Gideon, and I'm 846 01:00:49,079 --> 01:00:53,119 Enoch so and and God told me that on Easter, he's gonna fucking judge 847 01:00:53,159 --> 01:01:00,559 this army. So Mathis he checks, eventually, you even burn yourself. 848 01:01:01,280 --> 01:01:10,039 So he he was like, I'm gonna go fight this fucking army. Oh 849 01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:16,960 shit. And his followers were like, we're pretty good here by yourself. 850 01:01:19,199 --> 01:01:22,000 I'm gonna bring a couple other guys, but yeah, I got this behind 851 01:01:22,039 --> 01:01:27,320 the walls, like we probably have an advantage from up here. And he 852 01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:30,360 was like, no, it's fine. Actually, God even also gave me 853 01:01:30,519 --> 01:01:37,639 special powers where I can catch their cannonballs in the pockets of my jacket. 854 01:01:39,639 --> 01:01:45,400 I mean, you don't know till you try. You don't. So Mathis 855 01:01:45,519 --> 01:01:50,119 and I read. I read two different things on this. One said he 856 01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:54,360 went out of the city with thirty men against the whole army. The other 857 01:01:54,480 --> 01:01:58,760 said, and I want to believe this more because it's more apt that he 858 01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:02,360 left with twelve men Jesus twelve disciples. Yeah, went out of the city 859 01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:05,920 gates. You don't want a twelve, though, maybe go with eleven. 860 01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:07,880 Someone's going to turn on you. Oh yeah, I got to keep the 861 01:02:07,960 --> 01:02:10,880 Judas out of there. Well, it doesn't matter because the people who turned 862 01:02:10,920 --> 01:02:15,760 on Mathis were the army. He was trying to fight, so that him 863 01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:21,159 and his twelve guys fucking charged at the army or whatever. So he believed 864 01:02:21,159 --> 01:02:23,559 all this shit. Oh he was one hundred percent dude. God told me, 865 01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:25,960 I hope you win. I think it makes it better. Actually, 866 01:02:27,239 --> 01:02:30,400 I can catch cannonballs. The fact that he believed his own hype and he 867 01:02:30,559 --> 01:02:35,960 wasn't you know, he was leading these people to massacre, knowing full well 868 01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:39,159 that he was a piece of shit. Yeah, he was led from the 869 01:02:39,199 --> 01:02:45,639 front. Does he win? Uh? No, they were immediately captured. 870 01:02:45,760 --> 01:02:52,119 They killed They got him, they captured him. What'd you say? What 871 01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:55,119 do you think I'm gonna say? Killed? Oh? Well, then then 872 01:02:55,239 --> 01:03:00,840 ripped him limb from limb. Oh shit, how many days later, same 873 01:03:00,920 --> 01:03:02,960 day, same day, ripped him limb, ripped him apart, caught him 874 01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:07,360 apart, put his head on a spike for the entire city to see, 875 01:03:07,039 --> 01:03:13,639 and uh, for good measure, they martin luthered him, luthered him, 876 01:03:14,280 --> 01:03:17,679 and they nailed his dick and balls to the city gates. Goddamn. Yeah, 877 01:03:17,719 --> 01:03:22,320 they cut off his dick and balls. Got to think while he was 878 01:03:22,360 --> 01:03:25,360 alive, otherwise, what's the point? What is the point? Right? 879 01:03:25,719 --> 01:03:30,239 And they nailed them to the city gates. Dude. I feel bad for 880 01:03:30,400 --> 01:03:35,239 him only because he actually believed it. He wasn't a conman. Yeah, 881 01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:37,400 he was just crazy, was he? I think? But a lot of 882 01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:42,480 con men do just eventually believe that they're they believe their own lives. Yeah, 883 01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:45,480 I mean, ultimately you have so much success that, yeah, you 884 01:03:45,639 --> 01:03:50,079 keep He believed it enough to charge an army with the old dudes exactly, 885 01:03:50,840 --> 01:03:52,679 he did do that. I agree he believed it enough to do that. 886 01:03:53,159 --> 01:03:59,639 So this was bittersweet news for his disciple, John of Leiden, who was 887 01:03:59,719 --> 01:04:02,760 now the other twelve also get ripped in. Oh yeah, killed the ship. 888 01:04:02,920 --> 01:04:05,559 I think only one dick and balls nailed to the door as far as 889 01:04:05,639 --> 01:04:08,840 I know. To be fair, though, how many guys were they going 890 01:04:08,880 --> 01:04:15,880 against? Thousands? An army and a fucking army? Have you told me 891 01:04:15,239 --> 01:04:18,400 at three hundred? If you told me like forty dudes showed up, twelve 892 01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:19,880 tried to take them on, I'm be like all right, I get that 893 01:04:20,519 --> 01:04:24,159 you could. That's manageable if you do it right. Yeah, if you 894 01:04:24,280 --> 01:04:26,840 kind of fight a defensive fight. Faalanks it, dude, this should be 895 01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:30,000 a movie. This is so rad. Twelve dudes fucking charged. They all 896 01:04:30,079 --> 01:04:31,239 believed right, they had to have. Yeah, but who do you even 897 01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:35,559 root for in this situation? The believers I'm rooting for. I'm rooting for 898 01:04:35,599 --> 01:04:39,800 the prince bishop personally, the property owners. Yeah yeah, I'm rooting for 899 01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:43,360 the property as a property owner. I'm rooting for the property. So you're 900 01:04:43,400 --> 01:04:45,440 against women, we get it. Yeah, yeah, one hundred percent. 901 01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:50,159 My wife doesn't work, not allowed to by all the people who deem her 902 01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:56,719 unfit for a job. Dude, Twelve men went to war against a thousand 903 01:04:57,239 --> 01:05:05,039 other men for women's rights, and you're against that and died immediately. So 904 01:05:06,559 --> 01:05:13,159 John Leyden became the leader of the city religiously and politically, okay, bittersweet. 905 01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:18,000 His master, the person he was a disciple of, was brutally murdered. 906 01:05:19,679 --> 01:05:25,960 So how does John Lyden begin his his reign of the leader of Munster. 907 01:05:26,119 --> 01:05:30,559 He took twelve more men. No, he runs naked through the streets 908 01:05:30,559 --> 01:05:35,320 of Munster in wild religious ecstasy. His rips off all his clothes and runs 909 01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:39,119 around naked celebrated. Well, he just got on the promotion. Yeah, 910 01:05:40,199 --> 01:05:43,880 hell yeah, that's what I do whenever I get a raise, just run 911 01:05:43,960 --> 01:05:46,280 around the yeah, the lot. Yeah, that's why you guys haven't seen 912 01:05:46,320 --> 01:05:54,280 me naked yet. It's bummer. I want to burn. Well, you 913 01:05:54,719 --> 01:05:57,280 guys don't know this, but the reason I'm wearing this heart a F hat 914 01:05:57,480 --> 01:06:01,559 on camera is because Ross agreed that I could have all the hard a F 915 01:06:01,639 --> 01:06:05,639 I want for free. Oh wow, yeah, I paid for the stuff 916 01:06:05,639 --> 01:06:08,960 that I'm Yeah, he makes me pay for this. Damn. That's that's 917 01:06:09,039 --> 01:06:11,199 weird. One hundred dollars a week, whether I drink it or not. 918 01:06:11,280 --> 01:06:13,320 So that's why I have to drink it. Yeah. So that's when we're 919 01:06:13,320 --> 01:06:16,960 in the hat. Any any hard F case in here, it's mine? 920 01:06:17,079 --> 01:06:21,800 Wow, So you could grab a case and give me one trying to resell 921 01:06:21,880 --> 01:06:30,440 it currently an undercut them. That would be really funny, just create a 922 01:06:30,519 --> 01:06:35,239 secondary market. Yeah. So eventually John was like, hey, do you 923 01:06:35,320 --> 01:06:40,239 know how mathis was Gideon that random king from the Bible you never heard of. 924 01:06:42,039 --> 01:06:45,440 Well, I'm actually King David, the King you have heard of the 925 01:06:45,519 --> 01:06:47,960 best king from the Bible. I'm actually him, did you know that? 926 01:06:49,239 --> 01:06:53,000 And everyone's like, it's like came at sling shot. Yeah, everyone's like, 927 01:06:53,079 --> 01:06:59,320 okay, So he became an absolute monarch of the socialist paradise. That 928 01:06:59,599 --> 01:07:05,719 was monster. Everyone's equal except except for him, who's above every who's the 929 01:07:05,800 --> 01:07:10,159 king. Yeah. Uh. He also declared himself king of the world. 930 01:07:10,920 --> 01:07:16,039 Why not at that time they when for the job you want, not even 931 01:07:16,119 --> 01:07:20,679 that at that time, your own little area is your world. Well no, 932 01:07:20,800 --> 01:07:26,880 he assumed that they were gonna get everything else slowly. They're just gonna 933 01:07:26,920 --> 01:07:30,400 march the army though they're still there. Okay, they just killed those guys, 934 01:07:30,440 --> 01:07:31,679 and I was this guy there. These people are still in the city. 935 01:07:31,719 --> 01:07:34,320 It's the seat. They're gonna go to Rome. They're gonna take Rome. 936 01:07:34,320 --> 01:07:41,280 They're gonna take everything according to them. He declared himself king of the 937 01:07:41,320 --> 01:07:45,679 world. Immediately had someone paying his portrait. Uh. He established a royal 938 01:07:45,840 --> 01:07:48,280 order and a royal court. They had. He had them make him like 939 01:07:48,360 --> 01:07:53,440 a whole kingly like wardrobe and everything. Everyone was allowed to pair of clothes 940 01:07:53,639 --> 01:07:58,000 two outfits except jam You guys been as he wanted, so casual and then 941 01:07:58,119 --> 01:08:01,039 fancy yeah, he well he had more than that. He melted down a 942 01:08:01,079 --> 01:08:03,960 bunch of gold and made it into like a scepter and a crown and stuff 943 01:08:04,039 --> 01:08:11,679 like that. He made a lot of promises to his starving subjects because the 944 01:08:11,719 --> 01:08:14,599 siege has been going on for a while. At this point he was like, 945 01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:20,800 Hey, I know you're hungry, but salvation from the siege is coming 946 01:08:20,880 --> 01:08:25,079 in the form of, like, best case scenario, we break it and 947 01:08:25,159 --> 01:08:29,359 rule the world. Worst case scenario, we all go to heaven. But 948 01:08:29,439 --> 01:08:31,479 how am I supposed to lead on an empty stomach? Yeah I can't, 949 01:08:32,039 --> 01:08:36,159 So I had to the foods for me, right, So, as you 950 01:08:36,239 --> 01:08:43,319 alluded to earlier, because men and women were equal under the Anabaptist and a 951 01:08:43,399 --> 01:08:45,560 lot of people left the city. Most of the people left the city who 952 01:08:45,600 --> 01:08:49,920 weren't married or in families whatever, were men, and most of the women 953 01:08:50,760 --> 01:08:54,960 stuck around because they were like, got a good deal. It was actually 954 01:08:55,199 --> 01:08:59,880 not that bad compared to what I was doing. Also, smaller stomachs true 955 01:09:00,359 --> 01:09:04,680 easier to feed. Uh. So there were more women in Monster than men, 956 01:09:04,960 --> 01:09:12,319 specifically more women than than could be married to men. So the problem 957 01:09:12,680 --> 01:09:19,960 because there's one thing a woman shouldn't be it's unmarried, disgusting, and they 958 01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:23,720 didn't have enough. I mean, are you gonna be twenty one and not 959 01:09:23,880 --> 01:09:28,680 married? It's yeah, it's foul, it's pathetic, gross. So the 960 01:09:28,720 --> 01:09:31,000 way to fix this, yeah, So John was like the only one thing 961 01:09:31,039 --> 01:09:38,359 to do, and he made polygamy legal, my man, And then he 962 01:09:38,439 --> 01:09:47,279 went a step further and made polygamy required. It wasn't that you could have 963 01:09:47,479 --> 01:09:56,039 multiple wives. Is that you had to have multiple wives. They should do 964 01:09:56,119 --> 01:10:00,840 that here. But like you either have to go into the military or you 965 01:10:00,920 --> 01:10:03,640 gotta you gotta have a kid. Okay, yeah, but what if you're 966 01:10:03,840 --> 01:10:10,319 the ugly guy that has no wives. You can't pull any bitches, You 967 01:10:10,359 --> 01:10:15,479 get no you get no hoes because the women are disgusted by you. And 968 01:10:15,600 --> 01:10:19,399 now you're in legal trouble. How is that your problem? Don't worry. 969 01:10:19,439 --> 01:10:25,600 They made a lot to solve that problem, forced marriages, arranged marriages. 970 01:10:27,279 --> 01:10:30,800 So yeah, carl over there, Carl over there has no game. He 971 01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:39,000 can hockey puck penis, he has no real prospects, and now they're gonna 972 01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:44,640 hang him for it. So John aka to the new King, David, 973 01:10:45,079 --> 01:10:50,399 King of the world. He personally took sixteen wives for himself, including Mathis's 974 01:10:50,479 --> 01:10:55,800 widow. Good guy, you know, yeah, grabbed her, make sure 975 01:10:55,840 --> 01:11:00,640 she's okay. But to to help out any any us, any ugly guys 976 01:11:00,920 --> 01:11:10,760 that had no game and he cooks and gay lords whatever, John passed another 977 01:11:10,920 --> 01:11:19,279 law that said an unmarried woman must accept the first marriage proposal made to her. 978 01:11:20,960 --> 01:11:26,520 Damn. So this law passes, and it's like, if you propose, 979 01:11:27,319 --> 01:11:30,680 they have to marry you. So the city just became supermarket sweep. 980 01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:36,920 Yes, the city literally became a supermarket fucking sweeps of women, and they're 981 01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:43,199 not really equal anymore. Yeah, that equality went out the fucking window. 982 01:11:45,039 --> 01:11:48,479 You're married, me, you're married. Yeah. The result in this is 983 01:11:48,520 --> 01:11:58,239 that men competed to see who could acquire the most wives. Yeah. Uh. 984 01:11:58,560 --> 01:12:00,560 And the whole time, there's a sea going on. The whole fucking 985 01:12:00,680 --> 01:12:05,600 time, there's an army outside starving them to death, ready to fucking murder 986 01:12:05,680 --> 01:12:09,600 them, and they're all just having the time of their lives. Well half 987 01:12:09,640 --> 01:12:13,199 of them, well third of them, I guess, yeah, yeah, 988 01:12:13,439 --> 01:12:15,600 something like yeah, who knows the ratio? I guess. Uh. There 989 01:12:15,760 --> 01:12:24,079 was one woman who actually uh refused to marry the king himself, Elizabeth. 990 01:12:24,199 --> 01:12:29,479 Uh wand Schurer. Big mistake. So they sent her out with twelve of 991 01:12:29,560 --> 01:12:35,680 her friends. That would have been better. Oh no, John had her 992 01:12:35,800 --> 01:12:42,800 beheaded in the marketplace and then allegedly danced around her body afterwards and was like 993 01:12:42,920 --> 01:12:46,039 ha ha ha ha ha ha. That's what you get for not marrying me. 994 01:12:46,600 --> 01:12:50,520 Was it a slow bedding quick one slice? I don't know if the 995 01:12:50,680 --> 01:12:55,760 uh they used the blacksmith's body, they melted their body sword? Yeah, 996 01:12:55,800 --> 01:13:01,520 the bones, the blacksmith's bone sword. It was really a saw. Yeah, 997 01:13:01,560 --> 01:13:04,640 they made a sol out of all his ribs. Yeah. Took an 998 01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:10,399 entire day to cut her head off. Not a good day. So after 999 01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:13,039 a year of this siege, Wait, I have a question. Yeah, 1000 01:13:13,159 --> 01:13:17,159 could the women ask the men? No? So fuck that sucks. So 1001 01:13:17,199 --> 01:13:20,920 it was a game and see could a woman have multiple husbands? No, 1002 01:13:23,680 --> 01:13:27,680 damn, it's a one way street, because that would be cool, right, 1003 01:13:27,800 --> 01:13:30,279 like if you could ask any woman to marry you, even if she 1004 01:13:30,359 --> 01:13:33,640 already was married. Yeah, you're just like you're just like you're so hot, 1005 01:13:33,720 --> 01:13:38,159 Like I don't care if you're getting dicked down by saying progress is not 1006 01:13:38,239 --> 01:13:45,760 a speed run, it's a marathon. Yeah. Good plain, So after 1007 01:13:45,800 --> 01:13:48,399 a year of the siege, things in Monster were getting really fucking grim. 1008 01:13:48,960 --> 01:13:54,520 They're out of food, people are eating rats, possibly other people, that 1009 01:13:54,720 --> 01:13:59,039 was unconfirmed. H And anyone who escaped the siege, you know, like 1010 01:13:59,119 --> 01:14:01,479 across the Berlin Wall, tried to get over to the better side, was 1011 01:14:01,560 --> 01:14:04,039 just murdered by the army outside. Like they're like, yeah, fuck you, 1012 01:14:04,119 --> 01:14:11,079 you fucking an Baptist. But the Antibaptist tried to get innovative to break 1013 01:14:11,119 --> 01:14:15,039 the siege. They built an early version of a tank. Remember the movie 1014 01:14:15,119 --> 01:14:21,039 we watched m M with the Armored Wagon with Yeah, with a different yon. 1015 01:14:21,199 --> 01:14:25,800 Yeah, they built this big fucking armored wagon. They're like, we're 1016 01:14:25,840 --> 01:14:29,920 gonna roll this out, put some guns in it. Fuck they'll try to 1017 01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:31,880 run up and kill us. And and well as it was. Actually he's 1018 01:14:31,920 --> 01:14:36,960 one of the heroes of the Czech Republic. Yeah what dude, I forget 1019 01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:41,479 his last name for the movie you're watching, yan h It is a movie 1020 01:14:41,520 --> 01:14:45,159 that just came out with Ben Foster Ben Foster. Yeah, shit, I 1021 01:14:45,199 --> 01:14:48,479 forget the name of the guy and the movie. But he's like, yeah, 1022 01:14:48,520 --> 01:14:51,279 he's a hero of the Czech Republic. Okay, who's the old guy 1023 01:14:51,319 --> 01:14:55,119 in it? Who was Michael Kine in it? Michael Kaine, I don't 1024 01:14:55,119 --> 01:14:57,520 believe was in it. There was an old guy, old famous, accurate 1025 01:14:57,560 --> 01:14:59,960 who was in it for like two scenes. I forget the name though. 1026 01:15:00,279 --> 01:15:02,640 Anyway, So they made this version of a tank and they were dude, 1027 01:15:02,640 --> 01:15:06,479 they're gonna fuck this army up. It was a heavily armored wagon, do 1028 01:15:06,800 --> 01:15:11,000 all kinds and gnarly shit with it, with guns and pikes and stuff like 1029 01:15:11,079 --> 01:15:15,680 that. And it would have worked, but they had already eaten all the 1030 01:15:15,760 --> 01:15:19,479 horses that could have pulled it. Oh, it was just stuck in town. 1031 01:15:20,279 --> 01:15:25,279 What about the oxen? Yeah, everything was eaten everything. They ate 1032 01:15:25,359 --> 01:15:30,199 everything. What about the children? That's just miscommunication. Yeah, you built 1033 01:15:30,239 --> 01:15:31,680 the wagon first, I mean you can't, right, if you're working on 1034 01:15:31,720 --> 01:15:38,159 the wagon, you gotta have at least three Yeah, don't eat these fucking 1035 01:15:38,199 --> 01:15:41,479 three horses. For the love of God, if you want to eat anything 1036 01:15:41,520 --> 01:15:46,239 good again, don't eat these horses. After a surprisingly lengthy resistance over a 1037 01:15:46,319 --> 01:15:54,319 year, the city was finally taken by Franz the Bishop's army on June twenty 1038 01:15:55,439 --> 01:16:00,760 fifteen thirty five. John of Leiden and several other prompt in it and a 1039 01:16:00,800 --> 01:16:04,439 Baptist leaders were captured and imprisoned. Does he get it? Uh? What? 1040 01:16:05,159 --> 01:16:11,800 I hope he gets like his due, what's coming to him? Yeah, 1041 01:16:11,840 --> 01:16:15,319 I don't worry about that. He was found hiding in the cellar of 1042 01:16:15,399 --> 01:16:21,479 a house about still holding his gold. Yeah, yeah, about six months. 1043 01:16:21,479 --> 01:16:24,399 I don't understand. By the way, how was he in like a 1044 01:16:24,439 --> 01:16:27,520 little saddam spiderhull. I guess he's in a cellar, Like, I don't 1045 01:16:27,560 --> 01:16:30,680 understand how you don't just like take all your clothes off, put on a 1046 01:16:30,760 --> 01:16:32,520 potato sack, rub some dirt on your face and you're like, oh, 1047 01:16:32,560 --> 01:16:34,800 I'm just a farmer. I don't like, we don't know what you look 1048 01:16:34,920 --> 01:16:39,319 like. Girl beard, Like twenty people could be like that's the guy, 1049 01:16:39,399 --> 01:16:42,359 and you can just be like, I'm not the guy. Now you might 1050 01:16:42,439 --> 01:16:44,760 they might still not believe you, But I feel like you got a lie. 1051 01:16:45,159 --> 01:16:47,279 Yeah, there's no way to prove it to you except for that portrait 1052 01:16:47,319 --> 01:16:53,199 you had paid a whole plot point. There's no way we see dragons where 1053 01:16:53,560 --> 01:16:59,119 obviously she's the queen and she just in order to kind of slumt she just 1054 01:16:59,239 --> 01:17:02,239 dresses like as it. Yeah, somebody knows who she is he just rube 1055 01:17:02,239 --> 01:17:05,159 a little shit on your face? And I mean that's what Aria does too, 1056 01:17:05,279 --> 01:17:10,159 right, not that people would Jasmine d from Aladdin. Yeah, just 1057 01:17:10,239 --> 01:17:14,600 put some little rub little dirnt, You're good to go. So about six 1058 01:17:14,680 --> 01:17:16,720 seven months later, January twenty second, fifteen thirty six, because like in 1059 01:17:16,880 --> 01:17:20,920 the fifteen hundred's best case scenario, they have a sketch of you. Literally, 1060 01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:24,560 yeah, I mean you could do that. You could do pretty good 1061 01:17:24,560 --> 01:17:27,479 paintings back then. And he did have a portrait painted of him him. 1062 01:17:28,920 --> 01:17:32,319 No, I think he just refused to take off his fucking robes and stuff. 1063 01:17:32,800 --> 01:17:36,439 You know, it's fair. So they did have you get a taste 1064 01:17:36,439 --> 01:17:39,479 of the sweet life. It's hard to go back, Yeah, yeah, 1065 01:17:39,720 --> 01:17:41,840 you can. Don't let go that scepter. Dude, they did pride off 1066 01:17:41,880 --> 01:17:43,840 his butt, dead body. I mean, do you even want to go 1067 01:17:43,880 --> 01:17:48,840 back? Wouldn't you rather die? So? Uh? In January fifteen thirty 1068 01:17:48,920 --> 01:17:57,079 six, John and uh Nipperdoling and another guy were tortured and executed. Uh. 1069 01:17:58,439 --> 01:18:00,560 The way it worked was each of the three were attached to a pole 1070 01:18:00,680 --> 01:18:06,479 by an iron spiked collar. One by one they would be Their body would 1071 01:18:06,520 --> 01:18:12,680 be ripped slowly with a red hot tongues. So they would take red hot 1072 01:18:12,720 --> 01:18:15,279 tongues, like grab a piece of your arm and just pull it off. 1073 01:18:15,119 --> 01:18:18,279 Oh, grab your nip, pull it off. How are they attached to 1074 01:18:18,359 --> 01:18:23,800 the pole by a spiked collar. Yeah, so they were doing it one 1075 01:18:23,840 --> 01:18:27,560 by one, just ripping pieces of you off with red hot tongues, just 1076 01:18:27,720 --> 01:18:31,079 over and over again. I think sixteenth century we had a renaissance of torture. 1077 01:18:31,680 --> 01:18:38,479 Uh so I read that the tort this German torture inspired the Spanish Inquisition, 1078 01:18:38,960 --> 01:18:42,840 Like they learned their ship from the the from the Germans, which makes 1079 01:18:43,079 --> 01:18:45,760 a lot of so you don't bleed, right, it carterizes the moon. 1080 01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:49,760 Yeah longer. Yeah, ancient times we had some pretty creative ways. But 1081 01:18:49,920 --> 01:18:54,319 you know, Middle Ages we kind of got back to it. But I'm 1082 01:18:54,319 --> 01:18:58,960 saying, like early Middle Ages we kind of get you know, lazy, 1083 01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:02,159 and then once against the fifteen hundreds again though, we start to get, 1084 01:19:02,439 --> 01:19:04,920 oh, okay, we can do this, we can do that. We're 1085 01:19:04,960 --> 01:19:08,439 just trying things out. The worst one by far to me, the one 1086 01:19:08,479 --> 01:19:12,079 that the two that give me nightmares, the ancient one is they probably did 1087 01:19:12,199 --> 01:19:15,640 the other one in the bowl being put in the bowl and cooked alive, 1088 01:19:15,920 --> 01:19:19,319 and then the medieval one, the Spanish Inquisition one is, uh, they 1089 01:19:19,359 --> 01:19:26,159 would deep fry you, fucking Like breaking wheel sounds that of that of boiling. 1090 01:19:26,399 --> 01:19:29,079 The breaking wheel also sounds that would be quick. I feel like it 1091 01:19:29,159 --> 01:19:31,800 probably would. Actually you probably not the one you just said. Is it 1092 01:19:31,920 --> 01:19:36,399 sounds awful? Breaking wheels horrifying? In fact, the breaking wheel I did 1093 01:19:36,439 --> 01:19:40,840 an episode on this, I feel like a while back where the breaking wheel 1094 01:19:40,960 --> 01:19:45,800 kind of helped inspire the French Revolution, Like it was like a like a 1095 01:19:45,920 --> 01:19:49,239 last straw for the French where some guy who tried to murder a king, 1096 01:19:49,640 --> 01:19:54,600 what's King Louis the fifteenth maybe got killed on the breaking wheel in public and 1097 01:19:54,680 --> 01:19:58,479 people were like, this is too much? What's the breaking wheel? They 1098 01:19:58,680 --> 01:20:02,399 essentially, uh, they put you on a wheel, They start pulling you, 1099 01:20:02,600 --> 01:20:05,439 pulling you, and then they smash your fucking legs and arms, break 1100 01:20:05,479 --> 01:20:09,039 your legs and arms, and then keep pulling you. So you have like 1101 01:20:09,479 --> 01:20:12,319 have you ever had like a broken there, like the wheel you're on the 1102 01:20:13,840 --> 01:20:15,560 like how are you on? You're on a wheel and you're tied to it, 1103 01:20:15,760 --> 01:20:19,079 tied and then it like slow the side of the wheel moves, but 1104 01:20:19,199 --> 01:20:25,439 it's like your body breaks with it and the wheels like stretching you. Oh, 1105 01:20:25,560 --> 01:20:28,039 can't get That's what I thought it was. Yeah, just making sure. 1106 01:20:29,439 --> 01:20:31,319 So, yeah, they were. They were ripping these guys, ripping 1107 01:20:31,359 --> 01:20:38,720 pieces of them off, skin flash whatever with the red hot tongs. Nipper 1108 01:20:38,800 --> 01:20:42,159 Doling saw this happening to John. They're doing it one at a time, 1109 01:20:42,680 --> 01:20:46,119 and he was like, I'm out and he tried to strangle himself with the 1110 01:20:46,239 --> 01:20:49,000 collar. So I just tried to kill himself. He's trying to just like 1111 01:20:51,560 --> 01:20:55,960 he was like no, he was like, no fucking way to do it. 1112 01:20:56,760 --> 01:20:58,359 No, they stopped him. They were like, oh, no, 1113 01:20:58,479 --> 01:21:00,880 buddy, you're not You're not off that. Yeah, They're like, you're 1114 01:21:01,279 --> 01:21:06,359 doing all of this, dude. I've never been afraid of dying my whole 1115 01:21:06,399 --> 01:21:11,000 life at all, But the older I get, the more I'm afraid of, 1116 01:21:11,199 --> 01:21:15,119 like being in pain as I die. Yeah, tortures is the most 1117 01:21:15,199 --> 01:21:17,600 terrifying thing. Like the older I get it, just like, please just 1118 01:21:17,720 --> 01:21:21,079 die fast. I don't want to like be in pain for a year before 1119 01:21:21,119 --> 01:21:28,279 I die, or months or hours even hours, Like being in pain sucks. 1120 01:21:29,199 --> 01:21:31,720 You don't be getting tortured by the kid yea torture is like the worst 1121 01:21:31,800 --> 01:21:36,880 version of my biggest fear. So with like a car battery. Oh yeah, 1122 01:21:38,359 --> 01:21:44,159 nightmare. So uh After the burning and ripping of the flesh, they 1123 01:21:44,239 --> 01:21:48,640 took the hot tongs and pulled their tongues out one by one. Can't scream, 1124 01:21:49,079 --> 01:21:55,920 and then each of them was killed by having a red hot dagger stabbed 1125 01:21:56,000 --> 01:22:00,680 through their heart. That how long are they tortured? For about an hour 1126 01:22:00,720 --> 01:22:05,239 each? Fuck? Dude, only an hour. I've never heard of this 1127 01:22:05,399 --> 01:22:09,600 torture technique, to be honest. That's the first time it's in a red 1128 01:22:09,680 --> 01:22:13,760 hot dagger to the heart. That seems quick, but that's the end of 1129 01:22:13,800 --> 01:22:16,239 the hour. Yeah, Why has it got to be red hot? If 1130 01:22:16,239 --> 01:22:21,960 it's a I think it's symbolic more than anything. The bodies were then placed 1131 01:22:23,079 --> 01:22:30,159 in three iron cages and hoisted up and hung from the steeple of Saint Lambert's 1132 01:22:30,239 --> 01:22:33,960 Church, and their remains were left to rot as a reminder to everyone of 1133 01:22:34,039 --> 01:22:40,359 what happens when you rebel against the church and the state. About fifty years 1134 01:22:40,439 --> 01:22:45,520 later, the bones were finally removed. However, don't fuck with this. 1135 01:22:45,000 --> 01:22:48,760 Yeah, but he kind of religion did that time? Fifty years Catholicism. 1136 01:22:49,119 --> 01:22:53,760 I start passing the church every day, I expect to see those bones now 1137 01:22:54,199 --> 01:22:56,680 and remove those bones, like man, I lose a little piece of that 1138 01:22:56,800 --> 01:23:01,760 church. The iron cages still hang from the church to this day. There 1139 01:23:01,840 --> 01:23:08,359 they are, the lessons still right there. M hm. The bones probably 1140 01:23:08,439 --> 01:23:11,319 just well cag the bones would fall out of it. Yeah, but yeah, 1141 01:23:11,479 --> 01:23:15,960 cagous. Oh. Actually they were so well made. Uh that that's 1142 01:23:15,479 --> 01:23:18,199 they got. It got taken down a little bit during World War two because 1143 01:23:18,239 --> 01:23:23,039 they were getting bombed a bunch. And when World War two was over and 1144 01:23:23,359 --> 01:23:26,760 uh, they were repairing the cathedral, the cathedral got bombed. The people 1145 01:23:26,800 --> 01:23:29,439 were pairing the cathedral when they were rehanging the cages because they were like, 1146 01:23:29,439 --> 01:23:31,640 should we rehanng them or not? And the church was like yeah, but 1147 01:23:31,840 --> 01:23:38,399 back up, uh yeah, less this lesson they learned. Yeah. The 1148 01:23:38,760 --> 01:23:43,039 the dudes who were like arch not architects, but like builders and you know 1149 01:23:43,520 --> 01:23:45,680 craftsmen, who were like looking at the cages, they were like these some 1150 01:23:45,800 --> 01:23:51,800 damn good cages. Yeah, these are like survided bombing. Yeah, shouldn't 1151 01:23:51,880 --> 01:23:55,640 killed the blacksmith. Yeah, I know, right, he probably made those 1152 01:23:55,680 --> 01:24:00,239 cages. I hope his son made those cages. This retribute. Yeah, 1153 01:24:00,359 --> 01:24:03,439 yeah, uh that is all I got for today. Who's today's Hitler? 1154 01:24:04,199 --> 01:24:09,039 That was fucked by the way, this is how all your shows are, 1155 01:24:09,840 --> 01:24:12,920 like, do you always look for the most fucked up ship? Rob tries 1156 01:24:12,960 --> 01:24:15,640 to do a left turn, but there was no turn. It was just 1157 01:24:15,760 --> 01:24:20,479 a straight shot here. I think the the army is the hitler. The 1158 01:24:20,720 --> 01:24:25,079 army. I think it's the fucking dude that took over the town. The 1159 01:24:25,199 --> 01:24:28,680 second guy, the second leader. Yeah, yeah, first leader. I 1160 01:24:28,760 --> 01:24:31,520 believed him. I believe him. I believe he just believed poorly and King 1161 01:24:31,600 --> 01:24:36,840 David here. So Gideon, good guy, Gideon aka matthis good guy, 1162 01:24:38,239 --> 01:24:41,399 I would say, John, good guy. Yeah, he just got it 1163 01:24:41,479 --> 01:24:46,039 wrong, but he believed in what he was saying. Perhaps maybe who knows 1164 01:24:47,119 --> 01:24:53,960 a lot of untreated mental illness in the fifteen hundreds. Yeah, certainly the 1165 01:24:54,039 --> 01:24:58,239 guy hiding in the in the cellar with his scepters the is my hitler. 1166 01:24:58,359 --> 01:25:01,039 Yeah. Also if they were exposed to sometime the drug or like mushroom fungus. 1167 01:25:01,319 --> 01:25:05,000 So there was there is a theory that ergot played a role here, 1168 01:25:05,199 --> 01:25:10,199 much like it did in the Salem witch trials. So homie probably had no 1169 01:25:10,279 --> 01:25:15,359 idea what was happening, but that's it's an un so it might have been 1170 01:25:15,399 --> 01:25:17,520 on mushrooms. So Ergot is I don't know if you know this, So 1171 01:25:17,560 --> 01:25:21,359 the Salem witch trials, this is like almost pretty much confirmed. It's like 1172 01:25:21,560 --> 01:25:27,840 mushroom. No, it's LSD. Ergot is a fungus, a mold mold 1173 01:25:27,960 --> 01:25:31,560 that grows on corn, right, like kind of older corn corn that's been 1174 01:25:31,640 --> 01:25:34,479 left out a little too long. Yeah, that's like LSD base it makes 1175 01:25:34,479 --> 01:25:38,760 you tripball. Okay, that would make way more sense than mushrooms because mushrooms 1176 01:25:38,880 --> 01:25:43,479 just make you feel yeah yeah, yeah, But if you're loosening off LSD 1177 01:25:43,960 --> 01:25:46,199 and everybody is at the same time, right, and that is they're they're 1178 01:25:46,359 --> 01:25:51,680 positive that ERGOT was kind of rampant in Salem during the witch trials from just 1179 01:25:51,760 --> 01:25:56,479 like corn stores and stuff like that. There's a theory that ERGOT might have 1180 01:25:56,560 --> 01:26:00,760 played a role here too. They didn't have like corn corn here though, 1181 01:26:00,199 --> 01:26:05,680 I don't think the Americans had only been discovered sixty no thirty years before, 1182 01:26:08,279 --> 01:26:15,720 was uniquely American. It is yeah, really yep, huh. I've heard 1183 01:26:15,760 --> 01:26:20,119 this Salem theory before. But they're proved. It's been proven now or almost 1184 01:26:20,159 --> 01:26:25,640 proven. They're they're pretty sure. They feel very confident. I don't think 1185 01:26:25,680 --> 01:26:27,479 it. I don't know if it can be like proven proved, but they're 1186 01:26:27,520 --> 01:26:30,600 pretty confident. It all makes sense then though that the obviously we're witches. 1187 01:26:30,760 --> 01:26:38,199 They also believe the Revelations was written as John was like hallucinating on or got 1188 01:26:39,199 --> 01:26:42,319 No, his was some kind of weird mushroom. I thought it was sure, 1189 01:26:42,520 --> 01:26:46,039 yeah, yeah, or something like that. So they focus is right, 1190 01:26:46,800 --> 01:26:51,560 it got some mold. What's the difference between a fungus and a mold. 1191 01:26:51,640 --> 01:26:57,039 I guess there is a difference. Someone would have to explain to me 1192 01:26:57,079 --> 01:27:00,520 because I could I cannot articulate to you. Okay, I don't know. 1193 01:27:00,079 --> 01:27:05,000 I thought there's the oldest like bacteria generated and fungus comes from old kills bacteria. 1194 01:27:05,000 --> 01:27:11,159 Because penicillin's mold. Okay, So first the first anti antibiotic or whatever 1195 01:27:11,399 --> 01:27:14,439 was was penicillin, and that was like found Joe. He said that so 1196 01:27:14,600 --> 01:27:17,000 confidently. I thought it. Yeah, he's trying to learn from from Rob. 1197 01:27:17,239 --> 01:27:21,880 Yeah that's true. Uh No, that ergot. All I know about 1198 01:27:21,920 --> 01:27:28,359 ergot it's a it's chemical composition, is k two. Uh dash, I 1199 01:27:28,439 --> 01:27:33,720 think c Underscore five something. But yeah, it's it's that's all. I 1200 01:27:33,760 --> 01:27:36,960 know what I got. That's a good name, Ergot. Do you guys 1201 01:27:36,960 --> 01:27:40,960 believe that because I've made that up? Yeah? I know. Okay, 1202 01:27:42,079 --> 01:27:45,880 you can see his face. He dunk. He had a half smirk listening 1203 01:27:45,960 --> 01:27:50,079 to you. Ergot Fox would be a good name for he a son. 1204 01:27:51,239 --> 01:27:58,760 That's essentially what his kids are. Uh what'd you guys learn today? One 1205 01:27:58,840 --> 01:28:02,520 wife's enough for me. Wouldn't it be sweet? Though? If you could 1206 01:28:02,560 --> 01:28:05,159 run up to the hottest girl in town, like you hear the law and 1207 01:28:05,279 --> 01:28:09,680 you're like a pretty fast runner and there's like eight dudes running you run up 1208 01:28:09,680 --> 01:28:15,239 to the hottest chicken monster and you're like, will you marry me? I 1209 01:28:15,560 --> 01:28:19,800 think just a little posty note that says DIBs. Yeah, it's kind of 1210 01:28:19,880 --> 01:28:23,439 basically you do. And they were doing that. They were running around being 1211 01:28:23,520 --> 01:28:30,079 like her her, that's nuts. I'll stick with one wife. Yeah, 1212 01:28:30,119 --> 01:28:36,760 that's what I learned. Seriously, I'd probably avoid the fifteen hundreds just if 1213 01:28:36,800 --> 01:28:40,399 I had to go back in time. Europe in the fifteen hundreds not a 1214 01:28:40,439 --> 01:28:44,800 great time. It seems like it sucks. I'd go to Salem, though, 1215 01:28:45,840 --> 01:28:48,600 that's go back hundred years later from this, I think, because then 1216 01:28:48,640 --> 01:28:51,600 you could be But if you knowing what you know now and you could go, 1217 01:28:51,800 --> 01:28:55,479 then you could just get be getting fucked up. Like I'd rather live 1218 01:28:55,520 --> 01:29:02,560 in Germany five hundred years earlier, in for thirteen eighty, five hundred years 1219 01:29:02,560 --> 01:29:04,880 earlier. Oh, five hundred years earlier. I'm sorry, you'd rather live 1220 01:29:04,880 --> 01:29:11,239 in a thousand? But is that like fighting the goals? Nah? No, 1221 01:29:11,399 --> 01:29:15,119 it's like high to the Holy Roman Empire. Seems more chill, but 1222 01:29:15,199 --> 01:29:18,279 it's everyone's Catholic. No one's getting too weird. Exactly, dude, yeah, 1223 01:29:18,560 --> 01:29:23,600 exactly. People. What'd you learn today? That's what I learned is 1224 01:29:24,000 --> 01:29:26,920 one wife? Yeah, yeah, that's that's all I've learned. Well, 1225 01:29:27,119 --> 01:29:30,399 because I wasn't paying attention for most of it, It's fine. That's all 1226 01:29:30,439 --> 01:29:32,680 I got to follow up sometimes. All I got for today. Boys, 1227 01:29:34,039 --> 01:29:39,279 Thank you so much for listening. As always, subscribe to our Patreon Patreon 1228 01:29:39,279 --> 01:29:43,960 dot com slash softcore History, and please like and leave a review. Lee 1229 01:29:44,520 --> 01:29:47,399 leave reviews on Apple, especially the written reviews that helps us rise up the 1230 01:29:47,520 --> 01:29:54,399 charts and stuff like that. That's all I got for Dan, Regester and 1231 01:29:54,720 --> 01:29:57,720 Joel hodge Brenner. Joel, thanks for joining us, Thanks for having me. 1232 01:29:58,399 --> 01:30:00,399 Rough f where gonna people find you? Oh yeah, oh I don't 1233 01:30:00,439 --> 01:30:05,680 know. I don't care at the video yeah a trailer. Yeah, oh 1234 01:30:05,800 --> 01:30:09,479 I guess I should. I would do a show with Jesse crime Corner. 1235 01:30:09,520 --> 01:30:11,680 Oh yea yeah, yeah, quarter we'll put that holy ship. Yeah, 1236 01:30:11,680 --> 01:30:13,960 you do a show, Jesse Wiseman Crime Corn will put that in the fucking 1237 01:30:13,960 --> 01:30:17,119 bio and everything. Yeah that works for me. Yeah, give give our 1238 01:30:17,319 --> 01:30:21,760 fucking guests some love here. I don't know. I'm not good at promoting 1239 01:30:21,800 --> 01:30:26,479 myself. I'm so tired. Yeah, I'm too embarrassed to the episode to 1240 01:30:26,520 --> 01:30:28,640 go. Buddy, Well, I don't have to lead it, so I'll 1241 01:30:28,680 --> 01:30:32,279 be happy. I'll just get to lob grenades. Just sorry for having me. 1242 01:30:32,680 --> 01:30:34,720 What I should say, yeah, sorry for having me. Thank you 1243 01:30:34,720 --> 01:30:40,199 for happy to have here. But yeah, for Dan Or Jester and Joel 1244 01:30:40,279 --> 01:30:45,239 hodge Brenner, Ben Benner, you're like Ross Now, there was never an 1245 01:30:45,399 --> 01:30:47,039 R, never an R Benner. Yeah, I said it right the first 1246 01:30:47,039 --> 01:30:50,279 time. Mendela's effect right there to a different universe. Yeah, yeah, 1247 01:30:50,720 --> 01:30:55,439 just a different universe. You guys are We're all right in different ways. 1248 01:30:56,039 --> 01:30:57,760 Yeah, I'm rough Fox. You guys saw served