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yeah, what's up. Welcome everybody to a fun, relaxed stream. We're
gonna be taking a little bit of a trip. I'm been going at a
Thomasine. We're gonna go back to the nineties and on our way to the
nineteen nineties, we're gonna be stopping and watching a few movies at the theater.
They might even be featured in three D. We're gonna be going to
the mall. If you kids are good, it's gonna be a lot of
fun. What did you guys think of the debate? The debate. I
enjoyed it quite a bit. I thought that it went pretty much the way
I expected. I didn't expect anything out of the ordinary from the opponent.
I figured it would go the way it did in terms of cross examinations.
Yeah, so it was. It was fun. Now that that's out of
the way, we can engage in some of our more leisurely pursuits as men
of leisure and ladies of Is there such thing as ladies of leisure? That
sounds like something dirty? So none of the ladies and none of the five
percent nation, just kidding, None of the ladies are the five percent nation
of this sphere, right, None of the ladies, the five percent of
the ladies of the audience. None of those ladies are gonna be bad boys
ten engaging in blue steel exactly. And what a prophetic comment. Because it's
nineties night. In nineties night means that we're gonna go through my top ten
nineties movies, not the top ten nineties movies that the critics say are the
best nineties movies, My top ten nineties movies. Do you like the we
reorganized a little bit in here? Do you like this better? You get
a better panorama view of all of the noses going on in here. Look,
we got noses from the windows to the wows. Tell all my noses
falls, tell all y'all. All right, we gotta stop there. It's
too dirty, getting nasty. If we if we get to go any further
from the windows to the we got windows those books to the windows to the
walls up and here for sure, So we're gonna be talking about my top
ten favorite movies from the nineteen nineties. People may disagree. I want to
know your top tens. Tell me in the comments. We'll get to those
here in a minute. We may also might look through some movies of the
nineteen nineties. I mean music, I love rap, I don't actually love
rap, so I don't know where you got the idea. If I joke
around and make cringe core rap songs, it doesn't mean that I love rap.
So I'm actually not a huge rap fan. I think everybody who grew
up in the eighties and nineties so it's kind of just exposed to rap.
So it's kind of just part of what we were exposed to. Now.
I've got a bunch of my old DVDs and oh I got old Moby CDs
from the nineties out, so there's dust everywhere and it's made me cough,
and the pollen is off the hook here in Tennessee. So it's just not
it's just awful. Not an American pie fan not a cool runnings fine mine,
Oh do me do like do jemmy a convoys ma, there's a much
rayah, the audience is a much racist. I do like total recall.
It did not, however, make it into my top tens, so no
total recall there. Jamie sees the new angle of the studio because she was
in here sterring up the dust bunnies, right. She was in here going
me, me, me, me, me me right me talking about Jamie's
in here giving pet names to the dust bunnies. They're so cute. She
was giving them names. She's got a pet dust bunny up anyway. So
yeah, So Tim Gordon was uh asking me to call into his fifty k
stream, and I thought what better way to do it than to refer back
to the initial smack talking that he and I ag eden, which was that
I thought he was the creed dude. I was like, did the creed
dude become a track cat and start a podcast? Right? Remember those creed
creed dude jokes? Scott's Stap infection. I got a cut in my heart
and I got a Scott's Stap infection and his name was Tim Gordon, remember
that? So I called in the Tim Show today and I said this,
like Tim fifty vision Jay dying. Yes. Now, unfortunately with that crappy
connection there, you couldn't really hear me enunciating the stap stap stapisms. I
don't know also say it Olia just her the news today it seems that Tims
no longer gay with arms wide ohop Honda song, welcome to this place,
I'll show you everything. How's that? I had to change it up a
little bit. I had to change up a little bit and kid Tim a
little harder than on his stream. I don't want to. I didn't want
to call him out on his stream. I wanted to have a good day.
But no, I'm just joking. Tim's like, Tim's a cool dude,
and yeah, I'm glad to see that he's having a good time out
there killing it. We got now Creed. I didn't listen to Creed,
so I don't remember exactly what year Creed came out. So was Creed technically
two thousand or were they like nineteen ninety nine? You know what I mean,
Because a lot of things are kind of on the edge, You know
what I mean? Is it was it ninety nine or was it two thousand.
I don't remember. But before we leave the house tonight, guys to
head to the movies. We're watching TV and we got to watch a little
bit of let's se what Britney Murphy was up to. Here. Hi,
I'm Brittany Murphy and we're right now at the Blockbuster Video store, which is
pretty busy this time of day at fifty first and eighth Avenue, New York
City, Center of the universe, greatest city on Earth. And I don't
know about all that, but Brittany Murphy needs to eat. Dude. Look
how skinny she is. Remember in the nineties when heroin chic was popular and
it was, oh, you got to be like super skinny. What were
they doing? They're just throwing up everywhere. They didn't they didn't finish their
meals. I mean, but what were we thinking in the nineties anyway,
because we didn't know how to eat yet, and they had just rolled out
all of the super duper chemical foods, right like, everybody's meals was gogurt
and lunchables and freaking pizza bagel bites. You know what I mean That we
didn't realize, we didn't know what food was in the nineties. We got
duped in the nineties to think that this rolled out, this damn fruit roll
up roll out was food. It was not food. It was a not
even a pale reflection of food. It was freaking poison. Remember in Willy
Wonka, Willy Wonka's over there throwing old boots and tires into his candy mix.
That's because that's what they were really planning to do, and they did
it in the nineties, y'all know what I mean. By the way,
we already got a generous man. We already got a generosity man. He's
already sent one hundred dollars. We can just wrap it up. Go home.
Now, that pays for the whole night, everybody. Uh, go,
get you some totinos and have a good night sake. Now that's a
good one. That's straight up nineties. That's early nineties. Jamie's in there
telling me nineties phrases. Yes, Jamie, I'm familiar with. Not the
best part of not though, wasn't even Wayne and Garth from Wayne's World doing
it. It was when Greg Bonson debated Jerry Mattaticks and Jerry Mattoticks said something,
and of all people, Greg, uh doctor Greg Baunch and Shash not
so Monton actually used not in a debate. That was my favorite use of
not but not only was not only was not a nineties thing like psych Pike
also had origins in the eighties, if you remember, it's p s y
k E. Thank you. These are just a few examples, just like
these nuts is an example. Ah remember these nuts also a very fun a
fun trick to play on all your friends. Do you like these? And
then it's something ambiguous these what these nuts? I don't know why that is
still funny, But to me that is still funny because because it's it's completely
preposterous. But anyway, nothing of that that has anything to do with Brittany
Murphy. I was actually in New York around the time that Brittany Murphy is
in here, going to Blockbuster in New York. I'm gonna say, Jamie,
would you say it's about a ninety seven ninety eight haircut? See girls
all know dates by buy haircuts you just if you forget something. But you
know, Jamie's like, you know, if I forget something, where were
we five years ago? And She's like, what was your haircut? And
I'm like a bowl cut? Right? She knows immediately. Oh, that
was this time period when you had the ball. I'm just joking. I'd
have a bowl cut. I was never an Amish prairie boy. But I'm
here to pick out some good videos, my favorite videos. I'm overworked,
I'm overtired, and I can relax. And she's watched You got a little
bit of muscly sliver there for being so skinny, So I guess she was
working out by the way. I do believe in the questionable things surrounding Brittany's
events, so I'm a Brittany questioner. Come on, we'll have a funny.
Now, today's kids are going to completely miss out on half of the
fun when it came to home video rental, because half of the fun was
going to Blockbuster with your bros Or with your date and spending about an hour
looking for the movie that was perfect. And now I guess what, you're
just scrolling through Amazon or something or illegal Russian sites. I mean, like
nowadays that whole experience is gone, right, I missed that experience. I
think we need to bring back the ability to go and corrals peruse through you
know, the freaking movie store. I mean, this was a significant part
of my life for many years was you going to the VHS and then DVD
rental store. And so many people are not going to grow up with this
great experience, just the whole aesthetics of it, right, And the movie
store had its own smell, And my favorite was not the chains. I
mean, Blockbuster was kind of fun, but Blockbuster was the first kind of
big chain of the movie rental stores, so it was kind of like eh,
and unless you were in a big city Blockbusters, they didn't have anything
obscure. So if you're renting movies in the nineties, you had to go
to your small towns unless you lived in big town, right, you had
to go to like the two ratty ass you know, strip mall movie centers
like Family Home Video, right, and you go in Family Home Video or
we had Hollywood Classics or something like that, right, And it always smelled
like popcorn. It smelled like nasty ass poison candy, but still smell good.
And it smelled like I don't even know, there's like a specific smell
to the Maybe it's the just the the plastic scent of the VHS and the
boxes and the you know whatever that, but that smell is gone, okay,
unless we set up in our houses, you know, mock rental movie
stores, like what's that big ass NERD channel? Uh, Red Letter or
whatever that all the dorks watch, you know what I mean? Yeah,
see people at Hometown Video, Southern Video exactly everybody had that. We had.
We had a classic classic home video Hollywood hits. At one point we
had three of them, and one of them was a Chinese dude, and
we always thought it was funny to prank them, so we my buddy,
he would call it. He asked for movies that did not exist, But
that Chinese dude was sit there for like an hour slapping at the keyboard like
trying to figure out what that movie was. Right, So like one of
the best was my buddy called in and asked for bagpipes in Harlem starting starting
Eddie Murphy. Oh, no bugle puppet in a horror who started in the
movie No bug of puppet Horrorm. Anyway, that was high school fun,
right, there was pranking classic video and uh the Chinese cat trying to find
bagpipes in Harlem. Actually, Bagpipes in Harlem does perfectly sound like some goofy
Eddie Murphy movie from the nineties, doesn't it. There were some other classics
in there as well, but Bagpipes in Harlem was was my favorite. So
anyway, we're on our we're down, We're at We're at freaking uh Blockbuster
with Brittany Murphy. So what are we gonna pick out? What's she she's
over here looking at Oh, look at that. She's looking at the net.
Look at what's freshly out? We got Oliver Stone's natural born Killered n
b K in the house n b K speaking of I was honored to be
featured in a documentary with Oliver Stone, made by Seawan Stone. So if
you guys have not seen Hollywood d C, you can look it up,
Google it. I am in the segment right next to Oliver Stone. So
Brittany Murphy what she get? She might rent? I can't see. Gosh,
I'm old kinefish after my ol Kaine fish. We've got a Michael Caine
face there, we got a uh. The net was Sandra Bullock, which,
by the way, actually the net. Jamie and I covered the net,
and there's quite a bit more conspiratorial elements in the Net than you would
expect. In fact, it's all actually about the emerging surveillance grid and the
ability of government non governmental actors to surveil and ruin your life. So there's
quite a bit of revelatory elements in the net for being such a preposterous Cassandra
Bullcot movie that was in the comedy aisle, and I would recommend any true
ary worth though they're all very high. Is that an Adam Sandler joint?
Jamie is Adam saying? Jamie's not even watching where She's like, all right,
I'm out of here. She checked it. I know that, I
said, is the Adam Sandler in it? Orre's that wedding singer? Okay,
Well, I don't know. My Drew Barrymore is right because I wasn't
a girl in the nineteen nineties. I was a girl in the two thousands,
and then I decided to be a boy again. I like to read
happy movies and have a happy time, relaxing romantic comedy. Girls like rom
coms. No way, dude, Jamie, what's your favorite rom com?
So Jamie's favorite rom com is while You're Sleeping? Is that? Nineties?
Oh? Another nineties? Maybe a little bit? So this was like,
you know, well, I'll tell you while we noticed. Preparing for this
live stream, I was looking through a lot of nineties films, and for
the ladies, I'm sure their favorite rom coms exist and subsist in the nineteen
nineties. However, comedies in general did not survive from the nineteen nineties.
In fact, off the top of my head, I can I can only
think of one comedy from the nineties that I think is still funny, and
we'll talk about that here in a minute. But a lot of comedies were
churned out in the two thousands and then two thousand. Right around twenty ten
it started declining. But that was kind of a hot period for pretty funny
comedies, right the two thousands. That was a ripe comedy period. Nineties
absolutely not, except for a couple outliers, which we'll talk about here in
a second. It's just they just didn't carry over. But however, if
you're a lady, then I'm sure that if your millennial gen X, I'm
sure that your rom coms are situated in the nineteen nineties. All right,
what else is Brittany talking about? Lady girl flicks? Now, Jamie didn't
had never seen Boomerang? Remember Boomerang? I do I remember Boomerang in that
HALLEBERI yeah, yeah, right, we got Eddie Murphy running for office or
something, and then Halle Berry and like a love triangle. Right. But
the reason I remember Boomerang is because of the PM down song. Is it
my turn to wish you were lying here? I wouldn't inven you when you
die without you? Remember that. For whatever reason, I liked that song.
I don't know what I mean. I was not I was a white
boy in the nineties. I didn't try to be not a white boy.
But in the nineteen nineties, remember b Et came out right rap, got
megabig. It went from underground, you know, kind of goofy like like
Mom and Dad rap, like fun rap, you know, jazzy Jeff Prince
parents just don't understand, right, went from like Curtis Blow and Will Smoff
too, you know, Dre and Ice Cube and Cia Gangster rep. Right.
So we were just inundated with wrapping R and B in the nineteen nineties.
I mean I never even liked R and B, except I eventually kind
of like Prince. But anyway, Boomerang, So I don't know why Britney
Murphys want to check out Boomerang though, love Boomerang and Sandy Jamie. We're
gonna be watching VHS with Brittany Murphy to night. Do you want to watch
Boomerang? Or Breakfast at Tiffany's or Never Been Kissed? Jamie? Jamie's all
fours and Drew Barrymore, Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore. Well, Adam Sandler
and Drew Barrymore. How about weddings singer Jamie? And look at that what's
that movie? What's that movie over there with freaking j Lo and j Loo's
over there. J Lo's over there with Matthew mcconna. Hey, yeah,
And they were just talking about how to how to get on the other side
of the TV screen to the VHS machine. I crawled into a VHS one
time and I got on another shide of the VHS and I can see in
my cough and messed up my Matthew mccaffe I hate mcaffee. I mean,
you can't it can't beat this. This is a perfect rental. Okay,
yes, shout out to the chat. I do like I do like gross
point blank. In fact, my friends who passed away a couple of years
ago. He was a big movie buff and he had an interesting theory that,
uh, gross point blank is a sequel to Say Anything, and then
War is a sequel too, So there's a there's a loose John Cusack trilogy
between Say Anything, Gross point blank and m M and War because if you
notice, the same pen comes up. I mean it's it's just a fun
theories, right, It's one of those like alternative movie theories that you see
like these videos all over YouTube. I should make one of these about his
theory of these. You know, John Cusax called the Iceman and then he
basically the theory is that because Iona Sky didn't end up with him long term,
because if you remember and Say Anything, he he flies away with her
on a plane, right, he's talked her into like running away on an
adventure. And the pen was a big part of the story, just as
a mcguffin, and he's called the Iceman by I think Jeremy Piven, right.
And then in Gross point Blank, he's coming back to his high school
reunion and he's a cold hearted hit man who has given up on love.
And then of course he meets Mini Driver and then we get references to the
Pen and the Iceman. I think doesn't Jeremy Piven call him iceman and in
that too? Anyway, I'm not I don't remember the plot of War,
so this could be ridiculous. Isn't Lizzie McGuire in War? It's weird but
an interesting alternative theory. On three John Cusay films. John Cusack's not a
bad lead. Actually, he's quite good in many movies. So he just
he's like he'll get some things right on Twitter and then he'll get He'll just
say some like wacky things. I just it's like, I wanna I'm like,
John, come on, you're kind of stepping in the right direction.
But oh, come on, John, come on, you're so I mean
that dude tweets like twenty four to seven anyway, Yeah, you guys,
you guys are feeling me though. In the chat shot out, we got
three twenty nine on this fun on this Fun Month Balmy Monday Evening where Paul
and Boy is out on the tack she wants to rent freaking. I never
really liked that movie. I mean, I don't know, it's okay,
it's just kind of good, like raunchy stuff. I tried what Jemmy and
I are gonna do this uh where there. We're gonna do this nineties gen
X movie fest, right, so we're gonna do reality bites. We're gonna
do before Sunrise, Richard Link later, we're gonna do Empire Records. Anyway,
a bunch of these, you know, basically freaking every Ethan Hawk movie.
Ethan Hawk for whatever reason, is in every one of these. Right,
So we're gonna do these alt com alt rom com gen X movies,
and yeah, that's gonna be a lot of fun. That's not what we're
doing tonight. Nothing to do with that that. I don't think any of
my top tens are hell no, hell no, they're not. They're not
old comms at all. John Knubsack, Lloyd Dobbler in the house. Shout
out to Lloyd Dobbler. What's up, everybody. Everybody's talking about how hot
Britney Murphy was. I think Brittany Murphy is an attractive person. She was
just two way too skinny. Like why she's so she looks emaciated, Big
daddy, it's a little so. She basically only likes romantic comedies. Looks
like that the only movie she's picking out everything she wants A freaking Sarah Michelle
Geller movie. No, wait a minute, that's is that is John cusicing
that? No, that's serendipity. What movie is she got Simply Irresistible?
I never heard of that? Jamie is Sarah Michelle Geller is simply irresistible?
A good rom com Oh, well there you go. So Jamie's always on
the hunt for new romantic comedy chick fil that she never saw. So uh,
Britney Murphy is telling you from beyond the grave to rent that one,
Jamie. Well, right now, where's tipsta? Okay? Wait, I
have to see that. Today Superstar is the best comedy today. I think
she's got returned to Me? Is that that one about the pig heart or
something? I don't know why. I always think it's a pig heart every
time she's got in her hands the Mini drive? Is it Molder? Yeah,
she's got returned to Me from I always think it's that somebody got implanted
with a pig heart, And I'm like, how's that fit into a love
story? It's like, no, the X person's lover right died, but
the new person Molder's got I don't know, somebody's heart and then they have
is it Molder or the girl that gets the heart. Jamie doesn't know anyway.
The reason I get that mixed up is that when I went to do
stand up at this very time when Britney Murphy is in New York in the
nineteen nineties, ninety seven, ninety eight, I was at Dangerfields. Okay,
so I was. I had a whole routine that I practiced all throughout
my four years of high school, and so I did a bunch of amateur
nights in New York back in ninety seven. Yes, David D. Coveney
aka Molder, thank you, shout out. I'm not dissing your jell.
Throw shout out to my mods. Yes, SNL was a lot of fun
in the nineties. Return to Me is the girl you're saying, it's the
girl that got the pig heart. The reason I think pig heart is because
so I went to Dangerfields, and I had been doing my routine at a
bunch of clubs. It was open mic. I wasn't like famous or anything,
and we went to for me that was kind of like, oh,
yeah, you know, I hold hold a good respect. I'll tell you
right. I mean grew up with boomers that like Rodney Dangerfield, so I
always thought it was cool to go to Rodney Dangerfield's club in New York,
Dangerfields, and we had fun. We saw a lot of comedians. I
don't think Rodney Dangerfield wasn't there that night. But there was this Jewish woman
who had this act, and her her act was that she was New York's
first woman to have a heart transplant, and it was a pig heart.
So her whole act was that throughout her routine she would periodically snort like a
pig. So anyway, that was like her routine. Anyway. She was
really nice to me after the event, though, and she was like,
you're funny. Oh yeah, ye do your thing. You're funny anyway.
So but I'll never forget that. So when I hear people getting heart transplants,
I always think back to the Jewish woman's heart transplant of a pig joke
at Dangerfields. Dangerfields, and I think if you pull up Jamie Kennedy clips,
she'll see him in some of his clips at Dangerfields. But I actually
think Dangerfields in the nineties wasn't just in New York. I think there was
a chain, right, It wasn't there a bunch of Dangerfields anyway, we're
way off course, but I'm having fun. Just we're telling ninety stories.
We're taking a time machine trip with all the good kids in the audience,
all the good boys and girls, no bad boys, no bad girls.
To the nineteen nineties. We might go to the mall if you guys are
good. It wasn't Mitzi Shore. This was Dangerfields in New York. I
wonder, let's see if that still exists. But I'll bet you we can
pull up. Oh, I don't respect. I'll tell you respect at all
danger Fields, New York. Yeah, well here's Bill Hicks at Dangerfields.
Yes, this is exactly what it looked like. So in the nineteen nineties
when you go to Dangerfields in New York, had that exactly. That's exactly
what it looked like. It had the kind of gold letters that were called
all kind of gibjaby jangle lead up there. They weren't they weren't organized.
But that's probably Bill Hicks in the late eighties though, And I have to
say, I never really It's gonna probably rub a lot of people the wrong
way, But I don't really think Bill Hicks is funny. Do you all
think Bill Hicks is funny? I mean, I kind of like some of
his social commentary, but as as a comedian, I don't think he's that
funny. Hey Jamie, could you made me a coffee and put some Manuka
honey? In it? Thank you anyway? Yeah, so Danger Fields,
I don't know if it still exists or not. But where are we at?
Oh? Yeah, we're still trying to pick out movies with Britney Murphy.
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I forgot to mention to our
big one hundred dollars super chat already came from Ray Ginocchio and he says,
for one hundred dollars one hundred, there's no need to announce. Oh,
he says, don't announce it. Okay. He says not to announce that
part. I won't announce that part, and he says that pray for him
and family members. I'll say that much of it. Well, thank you
so much, Ray, and okay, we will do that. Daniel Rodriguez
sends five dollars and he says, is this a Boys in the Hood watch
party? I didn't really like Boys in the Hood, to be honest with
you. I mean, there's I guess uh, I mean I liked Friday
Friday was funny. We got Kat Williams, we got you know, if
you want some ice cube, let's just go with Friday Haws that in the
nineteen nineties, everybody had that Doctor Dre album and everybody everybody then had Snoop.
I remember seeing Snoop before anybody knew who Snoop was because I would watch
you OMTV raps and I would watch be E T only for rap shows.
And I remember, uh, the first time they played Snoop's first song.
Snoop was first rapping on Yeah you Don't Stop because it's one Nate seven on
the under Kabok. Remember that that was Snoop on a Dre song. And
I remember watching the video when it premiered, and I was like interest,
So I I heard Snoop Dogg the first time his video premiered. Not that
that matters really, but thank you guys for those super chats. We're having
fun tonight. Shout out to everybody in the audience, all my nineties millennials
and gen Z's. We're picking out movies with Brittany Murphy tonight. Mary Catherine
so she basically all about comedy. So's she's just a goofball. It looks
like sorry, but I never thought Molly Shannon was funny. I don't know
what the thing is with and this character of the armpits, Like, what
is funny about that? I've never thought Molly Shannon's funny. I thought a
lot of the Saturday Out, a lot of people were funny in the day,
back in the day nineties and two thousands, I mean up into like
Will Forte, Bill Hater. I mean that was all like legitimately really funny
people. But Molly Shannon's armpit thing, I never thought that was funny.
Don't get it? He yeah, I don't get that. So we love
this weary It's really funny. So basically it looks like what the Hollywood people
that were cool in the late nineties were doing hair wise, by about the
year two thousand and three or four, became the wine Ant Karen do.
Right, So it's about five years off whatever Hollywood's doing. Put that forward
about five years and your bitchy wine ant will have that haircut. That's what
I think is going on, because that's a Karen in the making, right,
But that's like a Karen that will be transplanted to about two thousand and
three or four, and you still see that haircut? Right, Like,
I go out in town where I live and I'm like, I'm like,
I'm to put it in the words of a black comedian, the best things
is two thousand and three, right, you know what I mean? Reality
bites, which it just sounds somewhere, don't know where it is. What
did I say? What did I say? What will let gen X woman
pick out at the movie store? Freaking reality bites? Why is that because
of Troy Dyer? That's one, because you've got Jewish guy versus quasi slackers,
grunge guy, I guess. And yeah, in the nineteen nineties,
right, even if you were Jewish guy with job and money, you still
couldn't outgame grungy philosophy reading Ethan Hawk. That's what I'm trying to say,
right, y'all feel me out there. And that's because for whatever reason,
they just decided that Ethan Hawk was like the archetype of nineties dude. And
if you if you notice, which was weird. We're not gonna go too
deep into reality bites because we're gonna dissect it. It's gonna be a lot
of fun. But in reality Bites. He's reading Heidegger. It was very,
very bizarre. I did not expect Troy Dyer to be reading Being in
Time by Heidiger, but that's what he's actually reading. It's like, there's
actually a couple funny parts in Reality Bites that that still hold up, Like
the sort of the confrontations between Troy Dyer and the Ben Steller character, and
Troy Dyer's quoting Heidiger and stuff. It's like that that I did appreciate.
That was quite that was quite a bit of fun. But look, does
this not prove my point? What movie does Britney Murphy go pick out Reality
Bites because of Troy Dyer? And look, look, his name's Dire.
What can I say? Right? What can I say? What can I
say? For now? I mean the philosophy dude, his name's Dire.
All the ladies love him, bride Jamie right, And I remember when I
actually when I actually hit the age. Did you see that, Jamie?
What movie she picked? Why so, Jamie not even watching my streams,
you can't see it. She picked Reality Bites because of Troy Dire? That
people, does that not prove our point? Exactly? In Reality Bites?
I was a little shocked because they always seem so much older and cooler than
me, and they still are. Well, maybe Brittany Murphy isn't gen X.
Maybe she's right where we are, which is the little the edge there.
I don't know, but because she said they're older than her, priceless
and timeless and has one of my favorite actresses and friends, Mendona Ryder in
it, and Ben Stiller's hysterical he directed it. Why didn't know ben Stiller
directed that great? It pretty much captures the gen X generation. Oh,
there you goes, She's right, she knows it. I'm actually not a
gen X member. I missed it by a year. Oh okay, So
she's like kind of where we are basically right right in that framework. Okay,
but yeah, still captures it right clueless. Every girl in the nineteen
nineties, absolutely right, Jamie did every girl in the nineties want to be
Alicia Silverstone or whatever? Okay, so it's because he was rich or what
all of it? Oh, she's picking up my Uugh, I can't stand
Tom Hanks's face. Dude. Ugh. Britdany Murphy's over here trying to rent
big by Tom Hanks' doesn't he wet his bed as like he becomes a kid
that this is a weird movie. I remember watching that as a kid.
I never liked that movie. And he's he gets that stupid piano that you
step on from whatever. I just I can't stand his face. I do
like The Urbs, though The Burbs is a good movie. I do like
the Urbs, but get Tom Hanks's face out of them. Hey, Marshall,
you can't beat it big, So we're gonna take this one. Oh
God, Beverly Hill's Cop. Yeah, but Beverly Hills Cop is eighties,
so we can't rent that in the nineties. Although in the nineties we had
fun watching eighties movies, so I'll take that back. So now she's going
over here to musical, so we know we're renting movies with a female because
she's in the rom com section and now the damn musical section are the worst,
dude, Although I have actually been in a musical and I am heterosexual.
I promise you that. But my senior year as well know they chose
West Side Story because the drama teacher's son needed to have the lead role to
sing that stupid wasp guy's songs or whatever. And guess who played Bernardo the
villain? You got it. Yes, I was a Puerto Rican villain in
our high school musical play. I have to say I did pretty good.
I'd do the dances and all of it. When yah red jet, y'ah
red jet all the way from your first sig retta, y'all last die in
day. Now, that's not what the Puerto Ricans sing, because they're the
sharks. Anyway, she's gonna she's gonna pick out West Side Story. Okay,
we have two movies. And by the way, I don't I don't
like West Side Story, but it was either do you want to be?
I tried out for the lead, but she was gonna give it to her
son. Plus I don't sing that well anyway, so I was happy to
be Bernardo. But I don't know. I don't know musicals. I think
girls like musicals, right, and gay dudes, I guess right. East
Side Story, Yeah, it turned into East Side Story when I got older,
right when it turned into Theology. Right theologically speaking, I realized,
like the musical, that West Side is gay, exactly like Western Theology.
I wasn't gonna bombard you with Bob Plase films either the sister here we have
Cabaret. No, sorry, Brittany, you put that one back. We're
not watching that with you. I think it's the best World War Two film
ever made. In my own personal opinion, it's it has you have everything
you want in the film all that. That's Roy Scheider. Put those back,
Put those back, dancing, Brittany. Jamie and I are watching the
movies with you tonight. This is this is you should be grateful. Put
those those two back. We're not watching the music, everything, all of
it. Mulan rug is the only film of modern day. I do have
to admit that Mulon Rouge was better than I expected. I had ended up
having to watch that one time, and it was actually better than I expected.
I'm not a fan of that. Although Boz's uh uh freaking Leo,
Jamie Kennedy, Shakespeare, uh going Black, Romeo and Juliet, the freaking
essence of the nineties, that is not in my favorites list, by the
way. But yeah, y'all remember Jamie's in that movie, right, Shout
out to Jamie Kennedy in Romeo and Juliet, And a lot of y'all don't
remember, so we can blame Jamie Kennedy for all the pink haired weirdos out
there. Right, Let's see, because he plays what's he plays? What's
his names? Any Leo's best friend? Is that? Is that right?
But a lot of y'all forgot. In fact, somebody was even mentioning that
they forgot that Jamie was in this. He's also as a extra in The
Poets. But let's see what Jamie's talking about. So he was reacting to
his role here at the petrol doesn't he like brandish his gun at the gas
station or something like that. Let's see if he shows any images of it.
Yes, yes, remember this. I remember seeing this in the theater
remember that? And uh so that's Boss lauraman Wright who also did Mullin Rose,
who also did uh the Elvis movie recently? And the uh, I
don't know, that's not Jamie Kennedy, that's that chunky dude. Anyway,
you guys remember this, right? And it's so surreal though, to be
to meet people that you watched in the nineties. It's just kind of crazy.
This is weird, It's it all just still seems surreal to me.
What's the other Boss Luerman movie? I'm trying to think of, oh,
the one with Leo great Gatsby. I actually think great. Uh boss Lerma
is great gass He is pretty good sort of capture what Bob Bossy was doing
in the seventies. But if you're a young filmmaker or if you have a
cult, please rent Cavare and all that jazz. I am going to this
evening. No, put those back. We're not doing that. He Ai?
What does she have to go ask the boomer for help? I don't.
He ain't going to know any movies that in the movie theater. Have
you seen it yet? She saw AI? That's weird. AI, by
the way, is really dark. If you go back and watch it,
it's good. It's very long, though, but very good. Lee be
here somewhere. Is he trying to spit game like that other guy that we
watched in the commercial? Remember the Blockbuster commercial where the guy went over to
Claudia Schifferd who's trying to spit game, and she's like, yeah, you
can spend the night with me. Here's my VHS workout videos that you can
go watch. Loser. These are so maybe here's the as Yeah, AI
is the name of it. The little kid so the boomer doesn't know what
AI is. H that's not it. No, Okay, we'll find it.
Everyone knows. Really tasting film, Damn, how many movies does Brittany
Murphy watching a night? I guess has she picked anything that we want to
watch? She picked return to me about Moulder getting a pig Heart is some
of my favorites? Okay, oh the Shining? We have Shrek. Sh
she chose Shrek over the Shining. I'll come on now, Brittany, Right,
So basically she has a kid minds incredible, This is the best movie
you saw all last year? Is this what's in girls minds? If I
was to look into a girl's mind, it's basically a cartoon, like in
a lifetime? Is that what's in a female's mind? Just a joke.
It's a joke before you lose your mind. Girls think in cartoon. That's
gonna I'll be that sounds like a stand up routine. I'll throw that into
some standard routine. Women girls think in literally cartoon like that's their like,
if you could visualize it. I think everybody's seen it by now about five
hundred times. But we're not renting track for any people. Down and you're
gonna rent. So generally, at the end of a what did you so,
generally, at the end of a video store trip, I'll end up
coming to the cash register and having to look at at Harry Potter's Look at
that you can get Harry Potter freshly on VHS brand new sixteen ninety nine.
What do you think of that? Y'all? Want to buy a Harry Potter
VHS? Through everything? Look at that big old fat monitor. Remember fat
white monitors everywhere. There are youths today who will never know the experience of
lugging around and hooking up those big ass, stupid fat monitors with the freaking
worst design ever cords that you plug in and then twist Who came up with
that ridiculous idea to have twisty screws on a plug? It's just just dumb,
right, Oh? I thought I thought the breeding Murphy to days you
was like barely like one hundred pounds, fool, Better get somebody, Better
get somebody's butter popcorn. It is full of a fake butter. You need
to put on some pounds. Girl. What I'm able to watch? So
I'm definitely going to be randy. What do we have here, we're doing
Superstar, Thank you, Sogia, doing reality bites, all that jazz and
cabaret. Well, reality Bite's about the only one that I could stand to
watch Brittany. So I don't think Jamie and I are not gonna be hanging
out with Brittany Murphy on movie nights anymore. Can you say it? Like?
Yeah, very Catherine, Okay, do you have all that? Serdio
was not having it right, Like she's making jokes about Molly Shannon and doing
impressions and Sergio is just like total, he's stone cold. He didn't even
give Brittany Murphy the slightest flirt. Dude. He was like, just you're
gonna they are not you got any ca short card, what you're gonna do?
We don't think Jake's We don't think Jack's here. Chez. Yeah,
let's throw it Beverly Hills Cop too, Not Beverly Hill's Cup too, but
Beverly Hills Cop also. So it was a pleasure. Beverly Hills Cop is
still fun Eddie Murphy is actually it's still kind of funny in that movie.
All right, what's up, CRT, what's up? We got some haters
in the chat oh, he's got some haters. If y'all would hit,
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would you like to come hang out with us and Jamie Kennedy. Well
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Lucas. That's funny because I was just watching some of his roast clips and
when I was thinking of what a black comedian would say about a Karen haircut,
I had in my mind David Lucas. So you actually you were vibing
with me right there, right like if a black dude saw a woman today
with a Karen cut, my mind went to David Lucas, and this bits
thinking two thousand father, right, yeah exactly. So look, we're gonna
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and in the chat for the live chat. There. Also remind you guys
that we had an amazing week over on rockfin as well. All the videos
go up on Ronkin and that includes the great interview with Sam Tripley, so
counting the various uploads, everybody loved that interview, so Sam was a little
words like he thought he was being too serious. I was like, no,
man, it was great. Everybody loved it. I think we got
about two or three hundred thousand views total across the various platforms. So the
conversation on Satanic Hollywood with Sam Tripley was really good. What else? Tristan
and I did a great breakdown of There We'll Be Blood. I thought we
had a phenomenal discussion, really good movie analysis. So definitely go check out
me and Tristan breaking down that. So let's get to my favorite nineties movies.
So Britney's helped us pick out some of her selections. We're not We've
decided we're not gonna watch Brittany's movies tonight because there they weren't a very good
selection. Are you talking to me? Hey, Jamie, could you come
here. I'm gonna need you to plug this computer in. It's gonna die,
Yeah, Jamie. I watched an interesting video on the history of Mask
two in the whole background to that, it's a pretty interesting story. I
think Jamie didn't initially want to do that movie, and then they kept sort
of upping the ante and pressuring Mask too and all that. So it's an
interesting story behind mass too, and you can watch his videos in his channel
where he covers that background story. But let's get to my favorite nineties movies.
Could you help me plug that in right there? I am gonna have
to think, let's see the I think the internet here is acting weird again,
so it's gonna blink out for one second. I might have to switch
over to Wi Fi. So we've had a decent I think it only cut
out once tonight so far. So hold on one second. We gotta make
sure we can get on this stupid thing. It's like you pay for like
the most, like you get every upgrade in every possible you know. All
right, what's up? Yeah, there will be blood. Was a good
breakdown that we did. Let's get into my favorite nineties movies. Now these
are in no specific order and be a little bit of a walk down memory
lane. We're gonna have fun, and I want you guys to remind me
in the chat young Guns, that's funny. I was just joking with Jamie
about young Guns. She had never heard of us. I was like,
you've never heard of Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez and was it key for some
in a freaking nineties western. Remember that phase in the nineties when Westerns came
back. We had what like wyatt Arp with Val Kilmer, and we had
Tombstone. We had Kevin cod Snappers from That's what we were calling him when
we were watched that water World. We were making Kevin Costner fish jokes because
he has webbed feet. Remember this is so stupid. Water World is actually
entertaining to watch because it's so ridiculous, Like it's It's one of those The
nineties is really good for creating preposterous, over the top summer blockbuster action movies
that were just absolute gigantic collapse failures, but were so bad that they're actually
a tremendous amount of fun to watch. Like multiple Arnold movies are this way.
Certainly water World is one of them. Jamie and I had a blast
reviewing and analyzing water World. Uh when we did if you guys remember two
years ago we did every dystopian movie in chronological order, in terms of the
stories chronological order. Kevin Costco I mean we yeah, we had a lot
of zingers. I remember Kevin cod Snurr and Kevin Codsnapper because he had.
We did The Postman, but we also did water Roll was much more fun.
But Jamie still quotes The Postman all the time. She's always saying stuff's
getting better. So so Jamie has a special place in her art for The
Postman. I never liked Mighty Ducks. My little brother though, unfortunately.
My little brother unfortunately was a massive fan of Cool Runnings, so I have
I've seen Cool Runnings, Mom, I've seen the Cool Runnings like a million
times, and I still don't like it. But shout out to oh,
we got a body bro, Bro, I'm starting to doubt. I'm starting
to doubt your sexuality. Bro, You're talking about the Bodyguard as a dude.
I'm just joking, Maximus. It's just a joke, all right,
let's get into it ninety. We've got a lot of good nineties suggestions there.
Yeah, The Fugitive definitely a nineties classic scary movie. I think starts
maybe ninety eight ninety nine, so maybe the first one could fit. And
I have to give some credit to I mean, I think The Wayans Brothers
could be funny, and I think some of the scary movies are pretty funny.
Anna Faris is one of the few funny female girl comedians that I think
is funny but or can be. But before we get to that, well,
I'll talk about a couple of my favorite nineties comedies. And this is
because they don't really make it into the top ten because there's so few nineties
comedies that actually held up that are still funny in my view, they don't
really make it into the list, so they're honorable mentions. My first honorable
mention is Jim Carrey. I never really liked ace Ventra, and I'm sure
some people will find that surprising, especially if you're from the nineties, because
ace Ventura was everybody's favorite comedy in the nineties, and you couldn't get bigger
than Jim Carrey in the nineties. I mean, dude was just dominating the
nineties. Every movie he put out was a comedy explosion, and it's hard
to conceptualize this. Like, no one else in the nineteen nineties, like
Eddie Murphy was still kind of popular, but he couldn't hold a candle to
just everybody was just thought Jim Carrey was the Bee's knees. I mean,
he was just everywhere right. So even though everyone loves ace Ventura, I
was never a huge fan. I thought it had some moments, but believe
it or not, my nineties pick for Jim Carey was actually The Cable Guy.
We loved The Cable Guy. I thought The Cable Guy was just genius
at the time, and not just because of Jim Carey being a funny character,
but actually, Matthew Broderick is a really good comedic actor. He's actually
really funny. He can play his roles perfectly, especially when he's playing the
straight guy. So if you watch, for example, another nineties classic which
almost makes it into comedic greatness and almost could be on this list, and
that is Election with him and Reese Witherspoon. However, Election doesn't make the
list, unfortunately, because it's super gross and raunchy. If they had toned
down the runch, that would have been a genuine genius comedy. I think
it had potential, and Matthew Roderick is very funny in many scenes. I
mean it's it's like it's hard to because Jamie and I rewatched those right,
we went back and reviewed this one recently. I was impressed if it had
just been a little less raunchy, but no, unfortunately, doesn't make it.
So my first pick for nineties comedy that is a is an up runner
A runner up is Cable Guy. The only comedy that makes it into my
top ten. And again, it's hard to it's hard to get around this
one. It's kind of obvious. I think everybody's going to have at least
one comedy in their top ten from the nineties. I know it's it's kind
of it's kind of obvious, but yeah, zoo Lander does make it.
Zoolander is still funny. And that's a challenge because as we said, and
it might be a way, it might be ninety nine, two thousands,
it's right at the right at the we'll cut, we'll get a little leeway
here, right. So the only one so far in my top ten that's
a comedy. None of my other top ten are comedy except for one is
kind of a comedy. It's more of a dramedy. Zuelander is the only
comedy that makes it in and it's still funny. So we have to give
some credit to Benzilla. And if you don't, if you weren't in the
nineties, there were a couple nineties sketch comedies that were way ahead of their
time and were actually really funny. So before there was Whitest Kids, you
know, and before there was you know, any other American US based sketch
comedy shows. As we said in the other show, in the nineteen nineties,
if you wanted to get noticed, you wanted to get your stuff first
on MTV. And there was this great period when MTV would play a lot
of really edgy, you know, experimental type of stuff. And I had
one of these MTV things here where they had quite a few interesting edgy nineties
things. We talked about this another stream, so I'm not going to rehearse
it, but you know, MTV had liquid television, and they had a
lot of really experimental news stuff. Beavis and Butthead Experiment, you know,
kind of pops on the scene via MTV. So there was this weird,
perfect period where they would actually play kind of underground, edgy, up and
coming stuff. And one of the sketch comedy shows that we all loved in
the nineteen nineties that in many ways kind of inspired the type of comedy that
we would like to eventually perhaps do was The State. Do you guys remember
The State. I went into the archives and I found the arcandam I found
my State DVDs from back in the day. Look at that MTV and if
you don't know, of course, of the State, A lot of the
people that went on to do Reno nine one one were from the State.
But the State was also way ahead of its time. I mean the type
of common man that they were doing on the State was so kind of I
mean, it was just I don't know how to describe it. It was
like super cutting edge and abstract and weird. It's like Tim and Eric of
the nineties is a good way to describe it. So, you know,
you've had a lot of these kind of avant garde, kind of outside of
the box sketch shows, right, million dollar extremes. So before million dollar
Extreme you had Tim and Eric. I'm not saying I mean, I think
Sam was doing his own thing, but Sam was definitely a think influenced by
Tim and Eric. But before Tim and Eric you have the State. So
anyway, I'm not saying that everything State holds up. But in addition to
the State, Fox also aired because Fox was kind of edgy too when they
first appeared, they would they were experimented with the Simpsons and they had the
Ben Steller Show and the Ben Stelller Show ran I think two seasons, and
it was actually really funny, like there was some good skits. Some of
those skits still hold up. And this is where Bob Odenkirk got his start.
So this Ben Stiller Show was and I'm not saying everybody on this show
is great, but like Jenny Garoffalo was on Ben Stiller Show, Andy Dick
was on Ben Stiller Show, Bob Odenkirk was on Ben Stillar Show, and
I want to say, I think David Cross might have been on Ben Sillar
Show. So again, just fun interesting nineties things. So yeah, Ben
Stiller, the Tropic Thunder, It's not nineties, but Tropic Thunder is funny.
I think Ben Stiller, you know, whatever you think of his politics,
like, you know, he can make genuinely funny things. So let's
see next up. I guess we'll do my runner ups that didn't make it
into the top ten. Next runner up in my nineties shaves would be an
Ethan Hawk, Uma Thurman, Classic Gatica. Remember Gatka. I remember Gatika
made a big impact on me when I watched it in the theater of the
nineties because I felt like not so much that the movie was the best movie
of the nineties or anything like that. And it's also kind of depressing.
Well, the jew law character is kind of depressing, but Gatika was.
I felt like there was something just atmospheric about the movie that warned in a
way. I felt like there was something ominous about it. Maybe it was
even a kind of a warning. And of course it is about eugenics,
depopulation, the future dystopia, so Gatica definitely gets a nod, but I
don't think it makes it fully into my top ten. But another one,
and I think if you go and look at think you would be surprised.
I think Danny DeVito produced Gadika, which not many people know, but another
honorable mention, just because it was such a weird movie that came out in
the nineteen nineties and a lot of people went and watched it. It was
always just too I think a little too bizarre to really sit well with a
mass audience. And I don't think that it's that great of a movie to
this day, but it's just something about it that's so nineties and memorable.
And that is the fifth element. And if you go back and watch the
fifth element, You'll start to notice that, Okay, this whole sequence here
is kind of Star Wars. This whole sequence here at the beginning with Bruce
Willis is basically Blade Runner, right. I mean, it's like he's Deckred
in the exact same sort of Blade Runner scenario. So a lot of weird,
goofy esoteric stuff too, which in the nineties there's not a lot of
esoteric like big Blockbuster, you know, theater films with much s zoteric stuff
that was more for art house films, avant garde stuff, Pie, you
know, Darren Aronofsky, And I'm not a huge fan of Pie, but
you didn't see a lot of this kind of thing in theaters in the nineties
very often. But every now and then, even in the nineties, you
would have these weird movies that would somehow make it to theaters which would never
happen today. I mean, it's just like it was so different in the
nineties as opposed to today. I mean, we were talking about this not
too long ago with my movie buff buddy, who passed away a couple of
years ago, and he was just remember reminiscing on how weird it was that
David Lynch movies would be in the theater in the nineties, and you know,
you would never there would never be anything like that in theaters today.
So at one point, even in the nineties, it was still the auteur,
the you know, art house type of movie could at times still make
get into theaters. Not anymore, not in a long time. I didn't
like Poor Things at all, But I guess Poor Things is the closest thing
that I could think of of a art house type of movie that somehow made
it to nationwide theaters. And if you watch that movie, it's just like
augh. But I think we talked about this so on a different stream.
It's kind of weird crolling elements. Now. Another runner up, not because
this is that great of a movie, just because it's so memorable as a
nineties movie, is of course face off, right face off with the weird,
ridiculous, archetypal castor pollux Nicholas Cage being so Nicholas Cage throughout this movie.
I do not like John Trabolt. His face annoys me as much as
Tom Hanks's face, So I don't actually enjoy the esthetic experience of watching this
movie and having to see John Travolt's annoying face, but Nicolas Case is just
so over the top that face off gets more and more enjoyable every viewing.
And then when I remember that this is John Wu who films doves flying around
as people are spinning in cars, Tokyo DRIs style off of a cliff for
their meat cute. I mean, there's nothing more ridiculous than nineties John Wu
films were like John Claude van dam Is wrecking his motorcycle and doing a flip
and landing on his feet like a cat. I mean, it's just John
Wu was something else. So this just makes it as a wild, fun
nineties ridiculous artifact. It does not make it into my top ten, however,
So top ten nineties movies, let's get into now. We got a
couple more, a couple more runners up. Shout out to everybody in the
chat. Becauys are having fun. It's a fun nineties movie night tonight.
People are saying, yeah, Blood Sport was a lot of fun, except
that was eighties, and I watched Blood Sports so many times as a kid
that I actually thought I could do that roundhouse kick. And in my first
official big high school fight, my Roundhouse didn't land and I got beat up.
So I have mixed emotions when it comes to blood Sport because I felt
like I felt like it was false advertising, Like I felt like I was
being told I could do this and I cannot do that. So Nineties runner
up just because it's so over the top and there's so much nineties mk Ultra,
and that would be Resident Evil Part one. Resident Evil Part one is
not a good movie. It's a goofy video game based movie. But if
you go back and watch it and then you watch the rest of that series,
it's kind of mind blowing how much mk Ultra, like, you know,
like, what's the Umbrella Corporation doing? Oh, they want to depopulate
the earth and they're going to use the mk Ultra mind control to basically get
rid of it. I mean, it's just you know bio, you know,
viruses, all kinds of crazy stuff. So a lot of predictive program
a couple more runners up, another Nicholas Cage Nineties masterpiece, con Air Civirus,
the virus, Right, that's a pretty good John Malcavich. Come on,
now that's my John Malcovich. It's pretty good. Everybody forgets that Dave
Chappelle is in this as a killer who kills himself by jumping out of the
airplane on a bomb. I am convinced that con err is actually satire.
Jamie and I rewatched this twice and it is so preposterous. It is so
ridiculous, so absurd, with Nicholas Cage being a just absolutely no, not
at all convincing that he's from the South, right, just the worst Southern
accent, which actually makes me love it. I mean, I'm from the
South, I know Southern accents, and how are you doing, Dahland a
sense of some ho holes and cookcokes. I mean it's just like not even
trying almost, but that I actually love it because it's so bad in terms
of the Southern accent, and the rest of the movie is just completely ridiculous.
There's nothing about that movie at all sensible. Thus it has to be
a satire of all nineties blockbuster action movies. And if it's a satire of
nineties Blackguster action movies, then it's actually kind of genius. So that's my
argument on that. Another runner up for comedy. It doesn't make it into
my top ten, but mine, Bros and I in the nineteen nineties.
We liked this movie. We watched it a lot. I'm sure we had
many doobies where we watched this movie. And I do appreciate many Cohen Brothers
movies. I do think they make really good movies. I haven't liked the
last few Coen Brothers movies that well. I know a lot of people really
like Burn. After reading I thought it was okay, it's just see And
probably some people are a little surprised on this one, but Big Lebowski is
a honorable mention, but does not make it into my top ten. Hey
man. I mean, like, you know, it's just your opinion,
man, But when I wear that thing and I hear my hair down,
I do kind of have a Lebowski. I do have. I had the
dude vibe a little bit. So maybe the Big Lebowski impacted me more than
I've even realized. All Right, so my favorite nineties movies. Let's get
into my favorites, and again we got a lot of Hey man, we've
got a lot of good discussions. Half Baked is funny, Yeah, Dave
Chappelle, Jim Brewer, that's a good one. But I'm gonna have to
say that and it's hard to pick nineties movies because on the one hand,
you want to pick do you do you pick the movies from the nineties that
you liked the most of the nineties, or do you pick the nineties movies
that you now look back and like the most? D you see? So
this is a little more my present day nineties picks, right, because I'm
sure if you ask me in the nineteen nineties what my favorite nineties movies were,
it would I would be embarrassed for the list. I don't even know
what it would be. I mean, you know, between nineteen ninety two
and nineteen ninety eight, I'm sure that list would have been completely different because
I would have been It's like from going from like eighth grade to being a
senior. Right, So three ninjas. Oh, you guys are reminding me
of so my little brother. Right. That was the thing about the nineteen
nineties is like you only had a couple options of you know, between you
and your brother when you go to Blockbuster or to the rental store, Like,
you know, my little brother gets to pick out a movie and I
get to pick out a movie. And the bad part is that he's gonna
pick out one of three movies that I will have to watch over and over
and over because every time we go to the movie rental store or he will
pick one of those three. So he's gonna pick Little Ninjas, he's gonna
pick Master of the Universe. He's gonna pick Cool Runnings, all of which
I hate but I have seen a million times because if I had to pick
a movie, he gets to pick a movie too. So I'm over here
picking Dune, you know, Blue Velvets or so I don't know what he's
picking freaking Cool Runnings, and I'm having to watch, Oh, Ninja Turtles,
thank you. Yes, my brother picked Ninja Turtles, he picked Double
Dragon, what he picked Mighty Ducks. I had to watch Mighty Ducks Man.
Basically everything that you guys are putting in the chat my brother picked and
I had to watch because he would have to watch. He could either go
first or I could go first, and usually I just feel like, yeah,
he can go first, and so I would go to something else because
I just didn't want to see Masters of the Universe for the twentieth time.
And I would always try to bargain with my brother, like like, dude,
please, can you look I will uh pull you in your wagon if
you will, please don't pick Cool Runnings again. And then of course he
picks Cool Runnings. So Home Alone. He didn't pick Home Alone that many
times. I did see Home Alone a lot, but he didn't pick it.
Uh. He did pick Ninja Turtles unfortunately a lot for whatever reason.
Though he did have sand Loot on VHS, but he didn't play that that
much. Man, you guys are all over. This is like a nineties
just like this is a nineties festival in the freaking chat Dune is one of
my favorite eighties movies. Yep, uhh, there we go. Shout out
to Gorilla Biscuits because he nailed one of my nineties picks. Now, why
why is this in my nineties pix. Well, it's the one quasi comedy
that made it, except for maybe Zoolander. And that's just because we thought
at the time that this was so cool. We thought that when this indie
movie came out that it kind of opened the door for the possibility of,
hey, maybe we could have an indie movie that we make one day,
and maybe it could be this kind of a movie. So we were entranced,
not just by the film itself, which was an enjoyable, fun independent
comedy, but also that it got made like this and it was made very
cheap and it was a huge hit. And that is, of course Vince
Bond's Swingers. Everybody thought this movie was just cool as f and Vince Vaughn
was cool, so all the dudes thought, dude, we got to be
like freaking Vince bon. That guy is so money. He's so money he
doesn't even know it, right. Everybody would be quoting Swingers from that point
on. All the dudes in high school, Bro, you're so money and
you don't even know it. Right. So my first pick for top ten
of the nineties is the classic independent comedy drama Dye Swingers with Vince Bond.
And I think I think the nineties were the end of like cool bays guys
in Hollywood. Because you've got Vin's Bond, You've got you know, Mel
Gibson. We could class Jamie Kennedy maybe, except Jamie Kennedy is more of
two thousands. I mean, yeah, Scream is like the you know,
classic end of the nineties. But and a Scream, by the way,
is part of the honorable mentions. It's just not one of my favorite movies,
but I'm a huge I love to I've always liked Scream. I remember
we went to see Scream twice in the theater because we also thought it was
such a good meta, right, portrayal of horror movies. So I was
always a huge Scream fan. But it doesn't make it into my top ten
of the nineties because Screaming is, by the way, pretty much kind of
a comedy too. Next up, we could call this kind of a comedy.
Uh, And it makes it into my top ten because for whatever reason,
I had this VHS and I loved it, and it made me think,
if Sam Raimi could do this, I could do this right. So
I've always wanted to make movies. I always wanted to make a film,
and one of the films that inspired me to want to make a film was
Sam Raimi's Army of Darkness. Now, yes, of course Evil Dad Evil
Dad two are classics, but Evil Dead is eighties. Evil Dead two is
a remake of Evil Dead, and it's also I think late eighties, but
Army of Darkness is early nineties, nineteen ninety three. And amongst kind of
you know, non corporate, non big you know, blockbuster pop stuff.
In the nineteen nineties, this was considered a very fun, you know kind
of this was alt filmmaking at the time, and Sam Raimi wasn't really big
yet, right, I mean he would actually go on to do Spider Man
after this, but it was still there was still this idea that you could
make independent ish movies because I think Evil Dad was his student film. Evil
Dead two was a remake of it to have a kind of a B movie
in the theaters, and then he you know, graduated to actually making a
full on production, which is fun. And you know, Ash is a
great character. So shout out to my second top ten and that is Sam
Raimi's or Darkness. Next up is and these are in no order. It's
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except it didn't make it into like Top ten nineties, but I remember it
was fun and that was a there was a period where it looked like,
you know, he was probably gonna make it to being a list leading man
status with a Bruce Campbell, but nobody ever knows why he didn't actually go
make it the full because it like all everything was right there and he should
have kind of been a leading leading man of the nineties. But you know
where it is. He's actually a really cool, nice guy in person.
I think we sent him an email a while back and he did reply,
and he said he's not able to do interviews at this time, but down
the road, so maybe one day we'll get a good conversation with Bruce Campbell.
That would be a lot of fun. Yeah, I do have to
say, Spidery sense, I appreciate that Casino is my favorite mob movie and
it is an honorable mention for nineties. It didn't make it into my top
ten, though, only because I didn't like Casino in the nineties. I
remember going to see it in the theater and put me to sleep. But
I also was kind of an idiot and I didn't know anything about the real
world, and although I liked gangster movies and you know, good Fellows and
this kind of stuff. I just didn't really understand what Scorsese was trying to
say with Casino. Now I love Casino. It's my favorite Mafia movie,
right up there with Godfather. But yeah, Bruce Campbell was it was great
in a lot of films. Next up is You're probably not surprised about this
one, but I think you had to really beat in the nineties to under
understand why this was such a Nobody had ever seen anything like this, Right,
there's certain epochs in movie making where the concept and the visual execution are
so good and so unique and so new that it blows people away. Right
when people saw you know, two thousand and one, whether you like the
movie or not, just the effects and seeing you know, the spaceship and
all that and Boman, I mean, the cinematography and the imagery is just
so like nobody had seen anything like that, so it kind of blew people
away. And this is like that just from a cinematic perspective. I mean,
nobody had seen the kind of camera shots which now are kind of corny,
but we thought the matrix was just mind blowing. I mean, in
the nineteen ninety ninety eight when it came out, we went to see this,
it was just like, wow, that was crazy. I've never seen
a movie like that. We've never seen and they actually had pretty experimental new
techniques they were using with, like they had a whole bunch cameras that would
film right as somebody you know, jumped up in the air and did their
goofy thing or whatever. But but looking back, it's like, yeah,
that was pretty neat. And The Matrix has its moments, especially the first
one. I think the second one is actually still a good movie. But
the Matrix, as we know, just like each installment just takes a whole
step down. And the third Matrix movie not that great. The recent Matrix
movie, oh geez dude, out right, but we covered that at the
time. So anyway, but we have to give some props to the Matrix,
right, I mean we have. Basically, it was that special time
when the Internet was just kind of becoming more popular in more places, right,
Because in nineteen ninety five ninety six, like internet was still that's dork
crap. You go to the library to get on the internet, that's that's
that's lame, dude. But by nineteen ninety eight, people were starting to
get the Internet in their house with the dial up, right, so it
was getting more popular and people were thinking more about the Internet. And Keano
had already been in these very neo ish roles, right like Johnny Knamonic.
It's it's very similar. He's wearing the black tie and the outfits, and
it's like kind of probably what inspired this role. So and we didn't really
know what gnosticism, want, nobody knew what gnosticism was in nineteen ninety eight.
We don't know what Playtonism was, and so it was just kind of
like, yeah, like cool, what if there's virtual reality? And then
we get everybody thought that, like you know, the Internet will be virtual
reality, and here we are, like, you know, twenty freaking five
years later or whatever, twenty six years later, it's like nobody's in virtual
reality, right. I mean, maybe it's coming with this Apple goggle thing
people are wearing. It looks ridiculous to me. Maybe they're gonna come out
with some version of it, but I mean we're still not in the matrix.
And the matrix now actually seems kind of lame, you know what I
mean. It sounds like not at all as cool as what the movie portrayed
it to be, even though the movie portrays it as a prison I know,
but you know what I mean, Right, Like everybody thinks, oh,
it's gonna be so cool because like I can put my my virtual reality
goggles on and like I automatically know like taekwondo or whatever, and like,
uh, it would be just like really hot chicks walking around and they're like,
look, you do whatever I want. It's it's not like that.
So a lot of the predictive stuff we have to admit totally fails and it's
not at all. There's no freaking floating skateboards. Right, Everybody from the
eighties thought, oh, man, can you imagine what it's going to be
like in twenty twenty four, we'll have freaking Marty McFly floating skateboards. No,
no floating skateboards. Okay, do we have anything cool from the eighties
nineties movies that we thought we would have? Can you guys think of anything
actually cool that we do have? Remember Strange Days. I mean I think
we're going into a nineties dystopia more like Strange Days. It's not the freaking
Matrix, because I mean the Matrix is a nightmare hell hole, and we're
all battery pods, coon pods. We're batteries in coon pods, basically right
in the matrix. But at least the matrix is like actually cool, and
you can, I don't know, hack the matrix and you know there's glitches
or whatever, and you can be neo and stop bullets and shit. But
no, we're not getting any of that. We're getting we're getting what Ray
Fine and Strange Days, you know what I mean? Which which was I
fell asleep? I remember going to see Strange Days in the theater and I
remember falling asleep into theater. So although it is not that good of a
movie, if you remember the matrix in Strange Days, this is a lot
more realistic as to what type of matrix were actually getting. You know what
I mean? This is this is straight up nineteen ninety five, right,
Well, you got freaking Ray Fine looking like Matthew McConaughey. You've got is
it Angela Bassett? Remember her Angela Battle? Now he looks like Bradley Cooper.
Look, freaking Ray Fine in nineteen ninety five is Bradley Cooper in two
thousand and five? Straight up, dude, look at that. So in
this film, the matrix is this dumb ass headgear that you put it on,
and it's well, it's the matrix. And look, we got many
discs, remember many discs? Like they thought that they thought that the future
that we that we would still be using many discs, Like so in nineteen
ninety five, they thought twenty twenty five would be like, what's like the
most futuristic thing, freaking many discs? Right, So, like you know
about CDs, remember those like what if a CD by the year twenty twenty
five? It's not this big? It's this big? So the future is
from this to this? Okay, way off, way off. By the
way, what did I pull out? I pulled out one of my top
CDs in the mid nineties, Early Underground by Moby. Absolutely yes. I
remember when I heard my my friend, one of my movie about friends,
playing this this Moby that he got from his brother who went to a rave.
Right, Oh, my brother just got back from a rave in Chicago.
What's he got? He's got this Moby tape? Moby, what the
heck is on Moby tape? I put this song on, I was like
whoa, And I knew right there I was super duper hooked on tape.
I had already heard some techno, but Moby made me fall in love with
techno. And yes, Moby is super the vegan goober. But in the
nineteen nineties, we know what began was. I don't even know if Moby
was a vegan in nineteen ninety five, but we thought his techno was just
like, we never heard anything like that. That was so cool. But
the matrix world that we're going into is actually gonna be this weird, dumb,
boring matrix world of Ray Fine in Strange Days, which also is not
a very good movie, and it is Angela Bassett. I thought I was
I was correct. I think Jamie and Jamie did we do Strange Days.
I think we did because it's one. Yeah, it's one of the dystopias.
Anyway, thank you guys for that super chat there. Terry seventy seven
since five dollars says, did you ever read The Invisibles by Grant Morrison?
It's got some very well stuff. And now that's funny because Jamie has read
The Invisibles and we were just talking about that tonight because of the uh his
talk on ritual magic, which Cotel covered tonight and which also I had heard
many years ago too. And yeah, there's always been a weird influence in
the comic book world from the occult and ritual magic, particularly crolly and stuff.
So you know, you've got Grant Morrison and his interest in chaos magic,
You've got Alan Moore and his deep interest in Alister Crowley, which spills
over into waschmen, into bever bed data, et cetera from Hell as well.
So but I have no actually read anything from Grant Morrison. And I
have a buddy who became a comic book artist, and he's one of the
movie buff buddies that I'm talking about, And we went to many comic book
conventions and actually because he was trying to get hired, so I would go
with him. And this was in that period before comic books became what they
are now. So if you remember the nineteen nineties, there was a lot
of comic cons Chicago, San Diego. Now they're everywhere, but there weren't
that many back then. And we went to a comic convention in the early
mid two thousands, about two thousand and five, and there were people,
interestingly at the comic the Chicago Comic Convention even then in about two thousand and
five, promoting ritual magic at the convention. So this might have be.
This might have been it might have even been promoting Grant Morrison stuff. So
but that would depend on what that was out at that time. But I
remember specifically on the flyer in two thousand and five, and I knew what
ritual magic was. I didn't know that much about that kind of stuff.
I was, you know, anti occult. But when did that come out.
Let's see, because that might be around that time. How he might
have even been at the he might have even been at that Comic convention in
two thousand and five. Let's see Grant Morrison, uh batman, Okay,
there's too many so I'm just gonna have to look up in visibles. Oh.
Interesting, So this is nineties, okay, so he probably was at
That's probably who was promoting the ritual magic at the Chicago Comic con in two
thousand and five. I wonder if I could pull that up. It might
have been two thousand and six, I don't know. I don't remember three
thousand ninety nine. And this is relevant because Kotel was just talking about this
San Diego Comic Con. Remember Wizard magazine, Wizard World. Does that still
exists? I don't know. Nobody remembers the two thousand and five except for
these mega doorks two thousand and five Comic Con. But yeah, they were
promoting ritual magic even at the two thousand and five six of Chicago Comic Con.
Oh and by the way, for those that are wondering, that is
where the that's where the interaction with the beast Master happened. Boom. So
y'all have heard my beast Masters story. I've told it many times. I'm
not gonna tell it again. But my encounter with Mark Singer where he insisted
on me writing him a check for five dollars for a picture, which I
didn't know it was gonna cost five dollars to get a picture that was and
then I wrote the check to beast Master. One of my favorite stories.
That was at the same comic con where they were pushing the ritual magic.
So there you go. All right, Look, we're gonna get into the
next five or six of my top ten nineties movies. But I have to
remind you guys, and I'm gonna show you. I'm gonna grab my picture.
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you're in luck. I did actually dig out one and foul will proof of
my confrontation with Mark Singer at the very comic convention that I told you about.
There you go, there's with the beast Master in two thousand and five.
Let's see what you're This is actually two thousand and four. Okay,
so I actually did. Right on the back of this, it has a
date two thousand and four. There's me, there's your boy getting a big
smile on with beast Master, and that led to the sassy confrontation. Give
me my five dollars, and I said what. I'm like, beast Master
just demanding five dollars from me for what cause you took a picture with me.
I didn't know it was five dollars a da picture with you. He
says, that's convention standard. I'm like, dude, I don't go to
these damn things. I'm not a nerd. He's like, well, it's
still five dollars. I said, well do you do you take checks?
And he's like, you didn't bring cash? I said no, I'm not
buying this nerd crap. And then he's like, because I actually didn't like
this. I'm there with my friend. I'm not there because I'm into this
stuff. Right. My one of my best friends trying to get hired as
a comic book artist, so I would go with him. And I thought
these things were hilarious because it's just like the nerdiest nerves ever. Whole place
smells like butt right, like a damn Funco pop convention. And Mark Mark
Beastmaster Mark Singer is like, it's still five dollars, and I'm like,
do you e take checks? And he's like, you can write me a
check and I'm like, all right, now, I write my check to
the big Smester, So what's one of my favorite stories? There you see
it is true. And also I did a very similar thing where I thought
it would be funny in the nineteen when we the first time ever went to
one of these and it's like John Delancey, right, Q freaking Q from
Star Trek is just walking around, and so I thought it would be funny
to make faces at Q. So there you see nineteen ninety six J making
funny faces at Q. Right, do you guys even know who Q is?
So there you go, So that we I would have fun at these
days. I was like I was trolling these conventions, if you know what
I mean. So that's the nineteen nineties and the two thousand and four comic
costs. Now that we know that it's two thousand and four, maybe we
could figure out if Grant Morrison was that the two thousand and four But anyway,
who cares, let's move on. Next movie. We got to do
it. I know you probably all are mad at me for choosing this,
but this has such an impact in the nineteen nineties. There's just no way
to not have this on your nineties list. I mean, and I don't
even I don't even particularly enjoy this movie that much. I like other of
his movies, but it's just such a huge nineties movie. It's almost just
got to be on the list. And yes, I know it is pulp
fiction. So even though I'm sure a lot of people nowadays hate Quentin Tarantino,
if you were a dude in the nineties and you like movies, you
had to like Tarantino. There's just he was just the coolest filmmaker in the
nineteen nineties. Now you're all thinking, what about the feet jokes? What
about the feet? Nobody knew this in the night, I know what his
freaking foot fetish was. I had no idea. Dude, I'm shutting your
butt down. You want to talk about my foot fetish, Okay, let's
talk about foot fetish. Your foot fetish is gay. Mine is good.
Okay, I'm shutting your butt down. That is a pretty good Tarantino,
is it not? Give me credit where credit is due. That's a pretty
good Tarantino. We didn't know he was into freaking stinky feet in the nineties
or whatever. So look, we just thought, dude, nobody made a
movie like this in the nineteen nineties. It was like wow, and we
liked Reservoir Dogs. Reservoir Dogs a little over the top for me. It's
kind of gross. It's too violent for me. Pulp fiction is also kind
of gross, but it is. I mean, this is a it's a
good movie. It's a It's in pretty much everybody's. You know, if
anybody has one hundred Greatest Films list, pulp fiction is in the top ten.
You know, so credit where credits do? Also out of the nineties,
he actually makes three of my nineties list, and that is, as
you guessed, David Lynch. Yes, three of my favorite films by nineties
filmmakers are David Lynch. And when I do my David Lynch in person hathy,
people don't even know who I'm talking about. I guess that's because if
you're Zoomer, people just don't know. But again, who in our circles
dominated Quentin Tarantino, David Lynch, me in the nineteen nineties in cool.
If you liked cool filmmakers, you have to like David Lynch. There's just
no way around it. I didn't actually like Lost Highway at the time.
However, I do like Lost Highway quite a bit now, and it is
in my top ten so Wild at Heart Peak excellent. Nick Cage, actually
Nick Cage as Sailor, He's excellent in this great comedic acting, great,
Laura Dern is excellent, Willem Dafoe, great villain. This is an amazing
satire movie. I appreciate and actually think that Wild at Heart is funnier the
more I see it. So not for kids, so it's I don't recommend
everybody watched Walde Heart if you're sensitive to certain things. But man, while
at Heart it just gets better with time. Also on my top ten,
not because it's that great of a nineties movie itself. I do think it's
a good nineties movie, but because I did end up eventually becoming more and
more of a David Lynch fan. I mean, in the nineteen nineties,
Dune was one of my favorite movies. I didn't like Lost Highway at the
time, and I didn't like Twin Peaks at the time. However, I
changed my mind and Twin Peaks eventually became, as you guys know, one
of my favorites. It's a j classic. So I have to put Firewalk
with Me on my top ten nineties movies as well as Lost Highway. I
know you're probably thinking, well, Lost Highway is so dark, it's so
weird, and it's so kind of Yes, I admit that, but if
you go back and watch it, and if you read my in depth analysis,
which I don't think I put that in any of the books. So
maybe I did put my Home Drive. So maybe maybe in Esseltark Hollywood three
you'll get a new Lynch treatment, a new Lynch essay. Maybe. And
I'm saying I would obviously I would rewrite the Lost Highway essay, which I
mean I wrote that what probably ten twelve years ago, so I'm sure it's
it's definitely in need of like a reworking, for sure, but yes,
it's still here. So look at that. What do you know? You
can go to Jays Analysis and you can still read the Lost Highway say.
So I'll put that in the chat for you guys. Definitely a classic of
jays analysis. So there is my Lost Highway analysis if you guys want to
read that tonight. But we got three left for four four for my top
nineties. Yes, in the domain of nineties Bond movies, I have to
put a Bond movie on my top ten, and it has to be you
probably guessed it. It has to be where is of that? It has
to be the World's Not Enough. It never gets old to me. I
mean it's so absurd, But if you think about it, actually, all
of the Pierce Brosna ones are absurd. The most absurd, of course,
is the Holly Berry installment, which is still a lot of fun. I
love to watch. I love to watch all of the Pierce Brosna ones.
GoldenEye, which is about a gigantic EMP weapon, which I've always found interesting.
So for all the people who want to talk about EMPs all the time,
I'll go watch GoldenEye. Right, But the one with what's his name
Elliott Carver? Is it Elliott Carver? Right? The Jonathan Price villain character
about the media baron. That one's not that great of a movie. But
come on, the World is not Enough? I mean this is just this
is the best of the nineties. Bond easy, easy, right, I
mean, you've got basically being nuclear scientists, right, Denise Richards is a
lesbian nuclear scientist. What I mean just completely preposterous. But James Bond is
the only dude with the machismo that he could actually convert a lesbian nuclear scientist
Denise Richards to being straight, right, I mean it's so ridiculous, and
that's actually a throwback to Pussy Galore with Sean Connery. Right, But I
mean you've got an orthodox villain, an explicitly orthodox Christian villain, which I
know you might think, well, well, Jay, don't you don't you
think? No, it's so dumb that I actually like it, right,
A femme fatale Sophie Marceau false flagging her pipelines Nerdstream style. Not that I
think that Putin did nord Stream. I think it was a CIA. I'm
just saying, like the plot is so preposterous and so like like now with
pipelines and false flagged, I mean, come on, who how could you
not like the World's not enough? Plus the garbage song is awesome, one
of my favorite Bond songs. I mean, this is just peak nineteen.
And she's got a former KGB, anarchist former KGB or what right? Who
is her hit man who can't feel pain because he's got a bullet lodged in
his brand? I mean, it's just so dumb. Everything about this is
so stupid, but it is so awesome, so absolutely one hundred percent and
people were asking, what's your weird thumbnail for this? It's the freaking scene
where Sophie Marceau Carmen Electra who has an Electra complex, not Krmen Electra.
Uh excuse me, Uh? What's your name? King? Uh? She
has an electric complex, not Carmen electrac but which is stupid Freudian stuff.
But that's funny too, because Bond movies are full of these dumb Freudian references.
Right, what's her freaking name? I just want it's King. And
so she's a great Bond villain. I mean, she's the best fem fatale
Bond villain ever. And her character is completely ridiculous as well. She's mad
at Judy Dinch because Judy Dinch, you know, and her father didn't work
out, and they British intelligence utilize her as a bait to catch somebody,
and now she's gonna do the same thing and use Judy Dinch as bait.
And it's just great, right, But it's so preposterous and it's so over
the top, and the fact that it includes Orthodoxy and the propaganda is so
low tier to make her an Orthodox Christian oil baron villain who false flags her
own pipelines. I mean, to me, that's just crazy but like predictive.
But it's not the Orthodox that bond their pipelines. It's right, we
know what's going on, nerd stream pipeline Cia, we know what's going on.
But this movie, I don't know. It just blows my mind.
And who's a better fem fatale bond girl? Madonna? Of course not if
you remember Madonna is one of the well she I don't know if I guess
she's kind of a fem fatale. Uh in that one it's Halle Berry versus
what's her face? The blonde British actress girl? Anyway, you know what
I'm talking about. It's it's Famka Jensen and GoldenEye. It's I don't remember
who the femme fatale is and the one with Jonathan Price. But anyway,
yeah, I mean this is the best BALLD movie from the nineties. Absolutely,
Jay. I'm an Orthodox inquirer for many months, been visiting Orthodox church
testerone Tyrannosaurus ten dollars. That's an interesting name. I live in Tennessee.
I was wondering what church you attended when you lived there. Well, I'm
not gonna tell everybody where I go to church, So not gonna do that.
But uh, you know, it just really depends on where in Tennessee
you are. I mean, I don't know anything about East Tennessee. Tennessee
is a pretty long, skinny state. So my whole life is basically West
Tennessee. And uh, you know, in Nashville for me is still West
Tennessee. So I don't know anything about East Tennessee churches or what's over there.
I've never I've never even I've been to like people in West Tennessee.
The only reason you ever go to East Tennessee is one if you're going to
college at ut Knoxville, which a lot of people do. It's gigantic school.
Or you are going to Gatlinburg and Dollywood. That's it. No other
reasons to go to East Tennessee. So which Gatlinburg and Dollywood is like redneck
Las Vegas. Okay, so that's why you're going to You're going to vacations
to get married in Vegas style chapels in Gatlinburg, or you're going for go
karts Gatlinburg. I mean, it's literally like you know, redneck Vegas.
I don't even but it's but no gambling, So it's like family friendly redneck
Vegas with no gambling. I don't know. Maybe they do have gambling in
East Tennessee. I don't even know. Uh. Oh, you might also
go if you're snow if you're skiing, right, I don't really do snow
skiing. But if you're an East West Tennessee person and you want to snow
ski, then you got to go to East Tennessee for the mountains. But
look, I've done Tennessee streams for you guys, and for whatever reason,
a lot of people when they moved to Tennessee, iily want to go to
East Tennessee, right, I don't know. Maybe it's safer in the mountains,
but look to Tennessee people, Uh, that's hillbilly, right, So
literal, actual quote hillbilly. That's the mountain people, dude. And you
might think, well, you're all weird because you're all done rednecks, and
yes, probably we are. But amongst Southern folk, we are all also
very prejudiced against one another, not really but sort of, right, Like
Tennessee people are like man them Georgia boys, right, and we can we
can tell a Georgia person's accent and when I hear a Georgia person's accent.
It's it's very different from Tennessee. We've done whole streams on this. You
guys know this, right the Gelgia draw somebody talks like the like leahs though
from Georgia. That means the judge and they are a good Southern judge from
Jeljah. Who's going to put your ass in jail's son, you've been denying
the law. That is not how a person person from Tennessee talks like,
Yes, Tennis is very tight, very instalk is here, Tsley, I'm
a mama boy from trincelle are growing up in Tennessalla, So Georgia tramsy jogee.
See the difference. That's why the joke is always you know, like
Georgia talk is like molass. Molasses cooling down to your mouth will slowly.
That's Georgia in uh West Tennessee, right, that's Nashville, Memphis, right,
dude. I don't know nothing about hill people. Okay, you want
to talk about East Tennessee. The East Tennessee. You see that's getting up
in the mountains with like the Appalachia people, isn't it. I mean,
I don't even know them. I don't even know the mountains. I don't
go to the damn mountains. I don't like the mountains. Why would I
go to the mountains. I'm gonna show you what I mean. Okay,
the East Tennessee hill people. Man, there's something else. Didn't Johnny Knoxville
like make a whole documentary about that dude that remember the tap dancing dude that
Johnny Knoxville made famous for like ten minutes, he made a whole documentary about
Jesse. Remember this Jesse the tap dance in East Tennessee hill person. Man,
you want to talk about redneck dude or like like country people dude,
Like whoa, Yeah, let's see. I don't know if this is Tennant.
Everybody's always played this Appalachia clip. It's a famous clip. You guys
have probably seen it, right, This has nothing to do with the nineties.
But now I'm thinking about Tennessee. But that's okay. Everybody loves these
rabbit trails we go on. You all seen this, right, It's a
famous cl left, It's gone around for many years. Uh. But I
don't even know where these people are. They may not even be in Tennessee,
North Carolina. Let's serious. Is Southern Appalasia hill people? Now listen
to the way these people taught man that they don't even it's like another language.
And and like it's so weird that university people study these people. I'm
serious. Let me show you what I mean. Like you wanted it,
uh plating in a piper bag. You're putting in a paper polk, you
know, paper bag white people. And this doesn't this dude have a name.
He's popcorn in it in his name pop around here, I guess you'd
be more like you call he'll billy style or something like that. See,
now that is Tennessee he'll billy people. Okay, that's like what that's what
I'm talking about. That's the hill people. Okay, there's no hill people
around here. There's good old boys, rednecks. Uh. Like the redknuck
around here is more like a more like a cowboy kind of person, right,
like a dude that wears ropers and wranglers and and and even sometimes cowboy
hats. Right, That's that's the kind of thing you would see around West
Tennessee. Uh. But these hill people, man, it's like, whoa
dude mountain I'm going on. It's like, it's not the character on King
of the Hill, right, the guy that you can't understand. I haven't
seen that much King of the Hill, but in there a guy who just
speaks that way. And like, I mean, that's like all the hill
people of Tennessee or that that guy. Most your local people have your mountain
tipe. That's why you can tell the mountain people from your outsiders by the
language exactly. See, they don't even speak the same language. That's what
I'm trying to say. Like when you get East Tennis, not everybody ne
East Tennessee. Obviously, if you go to Knoxville, it's like any other
big city. But I mean, I don't even freaking know these damn mountains.
I don't. I try to stay away from the boo daddies and the
boogers and the haints. And that's like actually what they call the ghosts of
those I'm not joking. It's like they're called haints, boo daddies, boogers,
what's the other one boot hags? Yes. And the hill people,
man, they believe in they believe in these things that they got. They
got damn real ghosts up there in the mountains that you gotta be. If
you whistle in the mountains, the Haints will come get uh. So,
now I got to see where the freaking appllations are North Carolina. Does it
run to Tennessee? Though, I'm embarrassing myself because I don't. I don't
know that the mountain ranges around here? Okay, yes, okay, So
Appalachias do go through Tennessee, get all the way down to Alabama. Okay,
Okay, So I'm right. So these hill folk here, it could
be anywhere. Say, I'll say, here's a preacher up there in the
hills, probably a Baptist preacher. I mean, this looks like a Baptist
preacher. This is literally like every Baptist preacher is this guy? Right,
So, if you're in the South, basically this is every preacher. Okay,
this is not even restricted to Baptist, dude. This is like every
Church of Christ preacher. Baptist preacher has a large gunt and a red or
a green colored sport coat and a tie with a damn fish on it,
a bass, a tie with a bass on it. Right, this is
literally every Baptist Church of Christ preacher in all of the South. Right here,
it's a mountaintop kind never nothing stopped. It's like a signing. You
know, we're kind of like we're signing. Leader said, we're signing,
not talking. Yay, So now you see what I'm talking about. That's
East Tennessee boys, that's the hill folk. Now there's a dude in here
that's funny where he starts talking about rats. He talks about all the different
words they have for stuff, and half these people you can't even understand understand
it. So here we go there's just somebody coming up with a strange words.
What it means. I mean, let's say you're trying to get something
done, you're building something, and you'll take a look at it, like
the word ssigoglin. Uh, you're looking at it, it's all out of
line, and you just might come up with the word saiga. I have
Actually I've heard the country folk actually say that's all ay goggling. That means
it's all out of whack. So this one is one I've heard. He
calls rats boomers. I've never heard of a rat called I do that myself.
I gotta think of anything about off. But I come up with a
lot of new words myself. And so you get somebody standing around to hear
that. Okay, it's it's like it's like slang, right. People think
black people got the got the market on slang cat no cat busting, no
dude, psygoggling. She used words like peckered wood. If there's somebody she
didn't like, he's a peckerwood. A peckerwood. Yeah, that is definitely
a uh that's a universally Southern term peckerwood. For sure, there's somebody didn't
uh, she didn't know, but he's probably all right. She didn't have
many ani monsters for him. She'd say, he is a jasher. There's
this jasher come by here this morning, knocked on the door, you know,
but it's a salesman. There's this peker on the pork, piker wood
on the porch. Say put it in the bag. Old people says,
you put it in the pot. That's a bag. I used to go
to the store, walk two miles the store, and when I was a
kid and carry a twenty five pounds poker flower. That's uh. I have
heard older redneck folk they will say, poke, that's one flower and may
and my toast tests and one brother. That's a damn hill person right there,
that's a hill. This is that's a hill dude right there. We'd
be a waiting on him at the house to get our candy. That's a
that's an old coop from the hills right there. Oh, like the older
man I was talking about had a little poka he kept I forgot to get
anything more way to scream. Oh here he is. Plum was a common
word when out. Uh plumb some plum. But I'm crazy plumb over there.
Uh well, he was just plumb more out that copper mine. That
van they tunneled under the ground, plumb out through the here the snowbird like
the wind was a bloid, you know, a lot of iron. They
would say, it's very ash outside, very just a little bit chilly up.
Yes, that's definitely what I've heard. See the hill people that their
terminology is like it's trickling down, trickle down, you know, reading economics
or something, it's trickling down to the rest of Tennessee for sure. Anyway,
that's enough of that. How do we get on this? Oh,
who's that dude that Johnny Knoxville made famous? By the way, is Johnny
Knoxville from Knoxville? Did I just figure that out. Is that how he
knew who that hill person was? You know what I'm talking about? Does
he mighty know he did a documentary on uh Jesse the Redneck or the hill
person tap dancer. I always thought this was a bizarre thing. Well that's
not that's not pulling up what I'm thinking of. Do you all know what
I'm talking about, Jessico White, Thank you. I got it wrong,
Jessico. And I don't know this is this just came to my head.
Is he a hill He's a hill person, but I don't know. I
don't know which what which hills he's from. We've got a lot of international
audience and here we go, Jesco. This is him dancing outlaw. But
what was his connection to Johnny Knoxville. Yeah, he would like, uh
play his boombox and tap dance is just a crazy and he always wore these
kind of Elvis looking outfits. And I like that name better. It's easy
to spell them, easy to understand. They call me the MRCA woman.
I am just Cool White's mother and I have raised him from a little boy.
He's always stayed with me all his life until he met his Norman Jean
White that's when he was about eighteen years old. My name is Norma Jeane
White, and I'm just co White's wife. My life in my younger days
is breaking enter a grocery store. I'm a sniff a lot of day.
Anyway, that's the hill people, dude, So it ain't like that around
here. There's no hill people. We think He'll people are crazy life goals
exactly. By the way, So Johnny Knoxville is from Knoxville, and what
was the connection to Jessico. I know there was something between Johnny Knoxville and
Jessco. I didn't know Johnny Knoxville was from Knoxville, but I guess that
makes sense. Let's see, I thought he made a documentary, The Wild
Wonderful Whites of West Virginia. Is that a Johnny Knoxville documentary or is he
just in it? Music by Hank the Third Interesting director Julian Nitsburgh. Okay,
that's not that's not Johnny Knoxville. Oh, dancing outlaw, he's completely
over the edge, y'all know? Did he do a documentary called The Whites
of West Virginia? The stupid thing won't work? Is that his That's what
I'm trying to figure out there he is. Okay, yeah, okay,
so they remade I see. So that was an old documentary and then Johnny
Knoxville made completely over the Edge or he made uh wild Wonderful Whites of West
Virginia Jessica White. Okay, so it's a whole other documentary. We're not
gonna do all this. This is just a side road that I've tried to
Okay, here it is interesting. Executive producer, Johnny Knoxville documentary. Ah,
okay, now it makes sense. Eleven years ago, you remember when
this came out. I watched this. Did y'all watch this? Can you
tell them the white family in Boone County and West Virginia. I don't really
really not coming in on the mine shafting my print of Garvik's back, I've
got three nine shafts. So anyway, this is not what it's like around
here, although you could find some pretty rough looking folk. That's the hill
people, dude. Anyway, where were we at? Oh movies, that's
right, thank you guys would hit like and share. We're coming up on
a little over two hours. But that counts as my bond, my favorite
of the bonds. There was the world is not enough, and we got
a couple more nineteen nineties blockbusters here that have to be These are probably my
top three, So we're coming down to the wire. Top three favorite nineties
movies gotta have we got to have two meles. Gotta have two Meles.
You probably guessed it. Yes, Brave Heart comes in in the top three,
in no specific order. Jamie and I rewatched Braveheart recently for our mel
episode. Remember that we did a mal episode that was a lot of fun
and it was Melmania. We did Apocalypto after much requests from the much requesting
from the audience, we finally did Apocalypto. We did Conspiracy Theory, pretty
sure we did that. Braveheart. Yeah, Brave Heart, Apocalypto, Conspiracy
Theory, Edge of Darkness. Those were a lot of fun, even with
my horrible hair in that transition phase. Well, my hair was identifying as
something else other than what it was choosing to transition. And yes, conspiracy
Theory definitely gets in my top ten of the nineteen nineties. Had a huge
impact on me that is still being felt today. The mere fact that you
are watching me on a live stream talk about nineties movies and conspiracies in Hollywood
and on and on and on. You can also think Mel Gibson for that,
because had I never watched Conspiracy Theory, I might not have ever gone
down the rabbit hole of conspiracies. This movie itself got me interested in conspiracy
theories. So two shout outs to Mel dominating the nineteen nineties for sure.
And then my other top three is Terry Gilliam. Terry Gilliam definitely makes it
into my top ten of the nineties, a movie that I've seen many many
times. Every time I watch it, I like it more. And that
is of course, Twelve Monkeys. Twelve Monkeys is perfect film in my view,
nothing wrong with it, the story of the acting, even Brad Pitt,
Bruce Willis Madeline Stowe. I mean right, It has predictive programming,
it has philosophic depth, it has Hollywood death by referring back to Hitchcock.
I mean, it's just a great movie all around. And you can't get
any better than Time Mannis is an eighties by the way, Yeah, there
are there are multiple good Richard Donner movies. So there you have it.
My top three, Mel Gibson, Brave Heart, Conspiracy Theory and Twelve Monkeys
Terry Gilliam And what do you guys think did I miss anything? X Files
X Foles could be definitely an I mean the X folls, the move that
the show is absolutely like, you know, Golden Tier classic. Jamie and
I have done multiple X files live streams. We love X Files for sure,
and the X Foys movie in the nineties is it's okay, but it
didn't. It doesn't make it to top nineties me, so it's not in
my top ten. It's just a mediocre movie. I would not say I
don't like it, but it's just mediocre. So what do you guys think
I missed? Sling Blade is okay? I like sling Blade. It's a
little too Usual Suspects. You know. The thing about Usual Suspects is I
didn't watch it in the nineties. I actually waited a long time to watch
Usual Suspects. And when I finally did watch it, I this made Jamie
really mad because Jamie was excited for me to watch it and figure it out.
And within about ten seconds of seeing the shadow and the gate of the
figure, I could immediately tell it was Kevin Spacey. I mean, like
so right away I said it was Kevin Spacey, So that was it.
The opening scene where you see the gate and holding the sign. I was
like, that's Kevin Spacey. Yes, ed Wood is a It is a
good it's a great film, but it grosses me out. I mean just
the whole you know, Ed's dressing grosses me out. But I do like
Tim Burton a lot. And Tim Burton came very close to getting some nineties
He definitely gets nineties props, but he doesn't make it onto my top ten.
Thirteenth Warrior is not actually a good movie. I mean I saw it
in the theater. I remember it being really burned into my mind. But
a lot of usual suspects on here. I'm not a lot of those movies.
I'm not a fan of. No, you know, the Firm is
okay, Jamie and I covered the Firm, but it definitely doesn't make it
into my top ten. Jackie Brown is really good. It's underrated, but
was it still I guess it was late nineties, but it doesn't make it
onto the top ten. So yeah, I'll let you guys have a lot
of good operation. Dumble drop Ronan, It's all right, Yeah, what
I'm asking for is like top ten, right, so what's one that you
think I missed? Dark City? Yeah? I like Dark City a lot.
We did a whole breakdown of Dark City. Recently watched Dark City many
many times. JFK is Okay, it's a little slow for my top ten.
It's definitely a conspiracy classic, so you know, not casting any shade
up. I love oliver Stone for sure. T two Yeah. T two
probably should have been on the list because it is in what ninety ninety one
one two? So definitely definitely giving a scream and T two honorable mentions for
sure. No, come on now, I thought about Heat. Heat almost
got an honorable mention, but it just didn't didn't make it. I don't
like westerns, so even though I've seen White Arb and Tombstone and Unforgiven,
I just I don't like westerns. Young Guns. Oh my gosh, that
was so stupid, right, A lot of people liking liking Tombstone and westerns.
Here, Starship Troopers is it's a it's a terrible satire that's actually kind
of fun. Yeah. Mission Impossible really close to being in the top ten.
I love Mission Impossible. In the nineties, I remember going to see
it I remember, I remember who my date, I remember everything about it.
It was crazy, Point Break, honorable mention, a lot of fun,
but it's stupid Titanic. Come on, dude, I'm not a chick.
I'm not gonna be crying about freaking frozen leos sinking to the bottom of
the ocehould come on, young guns guys, if you would hit like like
can share Stargate. We watched that. It's it's pretty dumb. It doesn't
hold up very well, but Jamie and I did have fun reviewing it,
rewatching it, Donnie Brasco. It's a good story. Doesn't make it into
the top ten, though, I mean, Point Break is so ridiculous that
it's actually fun. Gangs in New York is not nineties anyway. Yeah,
We Gotta Wag the Dog is a good, insightful film, but it's not
in my top ten. Terry seventy seven to one dollar, Moondock Saints,
Eh, Malcolm X, Malcolm X because of the agency involvement. Okay,
I mean, yeah, that's that's okay. I'll give you that argument.
That's that's a good argument, dead man. I didn't like that, you
know, the scene when it comes to the part where he talks about out
was it like necro type stuff. It grosses me out, So I didn't
like it. But I mean, hey, Johnny Dupp was killing it in
the nineties. I mean, I mean he was killing it as Captain Jack
Sparrow. But I mean, I think Amber Heard really derailed so much of
his career and he ended up vindicated. But a lot of Dead Men fans
in the audience, a lot of Twelve Monkeys fans. Yeah, total recall
came up earlier as honorable mention. Good Fellow's honorable mention. I'm not you
know what the Cable Guy. I think Cable Guy is funnier than as Ventura.
Demolition Man is actually great. It's a really dumb movie, but it
gets an honorable mention because it was so accurate in its dystopian predictions. So
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you right here. You guys kind of acted up a little bit, so
we're not gonna go to the mall tonight. Maybe next time I'll take you
guys to them all. If you're good, we'll do another nineties mall tour
like we did a couple of nights ago. Everybody had fun with that.
Jingle All the Way is one of the worst movies that I think is one
of the best movies. So it's completely stupid, but it's so stupid it
actually comes out the other side and is actually genius. Jamie and I love
watching Jingle all the Way. We covered every year. Yeah, I don't
know something about Cable Guy. I just thought, you know, Matthew Broderick
and Jim Carrey are both really funny and cable guy, and you know,
we liked Jim Carrey the nineties until it started getting annoying, Like the by
the time of Mask we had, I was getting over Jim Carrey. But
yeah, there's a lot of uh, you know, the Batman's I didn't
like the Batman's in the nineties. They were so dumb, right, I
mean, yeah, James Bond was dumb in the nineties. Two, But
I mean I to see you. I mean it's like that Batman. That
Batman is actually so awful that it's actually good. And by the way,
the Jim Carrey Batman is also good. I mean it's so dumb, right
Val Kilmer, but because he's mind controlling people with the TV. So you've
got some like legit conspiracy stuff in the Jim Carrey Val Kilmer Batman. But
the George Clooney mister Freeze Batman, Oh my gosh, dude, it is
so it's it's like jingle all the way. It's so preposterous and bad,
it's actually really entertaining. So I love seeing, you know, theatrical release
blockbuster type movies that are just completely awful but actually are then good. Right.
We mentioned a few of these, water World, The Postman is actually
so bad it's good. Jingle all the way. We've covered Jacob's Ladder.
It's not in my top ten. We did a whole that actually had two
breakdowns of Jacob's letter. Predator is is it? Did it make it.
The nineteen ninety Predator is good. It's not my top ten, but yeah,
I don't Yeah, I think Predator is like eighty eight, eighty seven,
eighty eight, maybe eighty nine. Dude, I'm sorry, JJ,
you're wrong if you go back and watch The Crow now, I don't understand
this because in the nineteen nineties I thought The Crow was awesome. I remember
going to the theater. Oh so cool. Jamie and I tried to watch
The Crow last year. We couldn't make get through the second act. It
was so bad we had to turn it off. Bad Lieutenant amazing, excellent
movie. Nick Cage is awesome. He's great in that movie. I don't
even like Verner Herzog. That's a great movie. Didn't know a Verner Herzog
movie is bad Lieutenant nineties. I don't think it is the not the Harvey
Kytel one. No, see, that's two thousand and nine. We guess,
are you talking about the Harvey Kytel one? That one is okay,
that's nineteen ninety two. Okay, so you're talking about the original. Yeah,
I'd rather watch the Nick Cage one. Die Hard nineties. Yeah,
Diehard's fun. It's not in a top ten. But I mean, yeah,
I'm telling you, like, if you go back and try to watch
the Crow now, I mean it's like it's unwatchable, man, it really
is. All right, So I hope you guys had fun tonight, Chill
Stream. We got a lot. It's so corny, dude, it's so
like all the like if you want to destroy, if you have a goth
family member and you want to show them how ridiculous goth is, because there
actually are still goth people, like Shane Gillis was talking about, like,
just make them watch the Crow and they'll be like, oh man, this
is freaking faking gay dude, Why am I? This is awful? So
the best way to convert a goth person is let them watch the Crow and
they'll see how dumb they look. You'd just be like, dude, this
is what you you think you look like something cool in your head, But
the way you actually look to me like that meme is the Crow, and
they'll I guarantee you dude, they'll convert on the spot. They'll stop being
a freaking goth weirdo. All right, guys again like a share, head
on over to the event right right here, and get tickets to our La
event March fifteenth. It's going to be so much fun. How could you
not want to come party with Randy Meeks? Dude, you don't want to
party with Randy Meeks. You know I'm talking about freaking Randy Meeks from Scream.
Dude, the Randy Meeks. He will set you straight on all of
your movie theories. Right. Kindergarten Cop is a fun nineties movie, but
not in the top ten. Tonight was top my top ten, not the
critics top ten, my top ten. If these are in y'all's top ten,
ga some obscure weird ones. Dang talking about some Angelina Joe Lee weirdness.
Soldier. That's a fun Russell or Kurt Russell movie. Yeah, yeah,
don't you love Nostalgias Dreams? I love these Nostalgias Dreams. These are
great. And I love hearing all of the nineties movies that you guys like
that. I missed then Red and that is that. Yeah, Shakespeare in
Love, give me a break, dude. You know there was a I
did think Shakespeare Love was a good movie. I don't know every time I
was in love with it. But you know, we like because my buddies
were kind of movie comic book artsy type dudes. A couple of my buddies
were big Kevin Smith fans. I didn't. I mean, I liked Maul
Rats. I liked a couple of things from Kevin Smith. But I was
never a huge Kevin Smith fan. But some of it I kind of appreciate.
Looking back, I'm saying in the nineties that wasn't a huge Kevin Smith
I did. I did really like mal Rats, so I thought maul Rats
was like the type of independent comedy that I would have wanted to make in
the nineties. So we were we were definitely Kevin Smith fans. Didn't really
like Chasing Amy, but Jay and Silent Bob were good characters. So but
the thing that the reason I brought up Kevin Smith is that originally Ben Affleck
was kind of in the Kevin Smith, you know, indie movie circles because
he's actually you know, no, he wasn't super well known. I don't
think at the time of Chasing Amy. He might have had I mean,
this is that's early Ben Affleck. That might have even been his you know,
one of his breakout roles maybe was that. That's a good question.
What was Ben Affleck's first breakout role. I mean, I don't even know,
but let's find out. What do you guys think. I bet we've
got so many movie buffs in the audience, you guys, I'm sure you
guys could Bathleck over here? What is his first big breakout role? You
know, something that surprised me was how successful that Ben Batman's were. I
mean, I don't watch comic book movies. I don't care about Batman,
so I just kind of assumed that it sounded terrible. But if you look
up the money, like Ben Affleck, Batman's brought in like freaking billion dollars,
dude, Like we're talking about all of them together, which just kind
of blew my mind, Like what, I can't believe that. Okay,
let's see what's Ben Affleck's first big role, going back to Okay Bounces prior
to Chasing Amy. Okay, I didn't know that. Okay, Reindeer Games.
That was interesting from a goofy perspective because he's in mal Rats interestingly,
so you see he's coming force of nature. Okay, that's still is that
central Bullock? Okay, Okay, Armageddon, that's way per Okay, we're
going back to like early nineties. Okay, so he was doing some like
extra work in some famous movies Dazed and Confused. Interesting, So, yeah,
so that's what That's what I thought. So Ben Affleck literally comes out
of the early Kevin Smith phase Maul Rats and Chasing Amy. Yeah, that's
what I thought. Interesting, Bathleck, Robert Lane five dollars. Can you
help me on my conversion? Do you view Catholicism as mentioned in the Bible
like the beast or the false Prophet? Well, the word catholic host just
means wholeness or fullness, So I assume maybe you mean Roman Catholicism, And
is that identical to the beast or the false Prophet? I mean, sometimes
evangelical kind of have these one to one mapping on correspondences of thinking that,
oh, the papacy or the Bishop of Rome is necessarily the beast or the
false prophet. I mean it could turn into that if today's Rome becomes the
center of some kind of world religion, new world religion. So it remains
to be seen if the Book of Revelation is necessarily talking about today's papacy.
We don't know, but it's not the Bishop of Rome per se. Right,
because for the first thousand years of the Orthodox Church, we believe in
and agree with for the most part, the legitimacy and the orthodoxy of the
Bishop of Rome. Doesn't mean we're Roman Catholic because the split between East and
West happens, you know, between eight hundred and ten fifty four, so
you've got two different churches in that regard. I would hesitate to think that
the Bishop of Rome or the idea of bishops, this is typically a kind
of a Protestant thing, is what I'm trying to say. Anyway, thank
you guys for those super chats, hit like and share. Tell me about
some more nineties movies that you go canine with. Jim Belushi, Come on,
dude, I don't like dog movies. Jamie loves dog movies though,
so that's another That's another thing we disagree on is dog movies. But