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Aaron Garrity said, call me.
Oh my god, Hi you guys,

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welcome to Laura Kane after Dark.
Thank you so much for tuning in.

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However you're tuning in on YouTube live, on Instagram, on Spotify, later

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on iHeartRadio app on everybody on top
of Maggie. Thank you, thank you,

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thank you. Now I know you
probably think you're looking at an apparition,

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a ghost. Where's Laura? Who
is this uh, featureless person sitting

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next to Eric Rimmer. You look
like you're about sixteen years old. Well

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then I should stop wearing makeup.
Yeah, you look really pretty. That

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is so nice. Thank you,
And now I'm gonna fuck it all up.

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So Eric, Eric calls me today. I think it was even today,

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Yes, think I called me earlier
before I applied all my paint and

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he said, do not put on
your makeup tonight because I'm going to do

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it for you. Okay, So
I said, Eric, really, okay.

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So I put on some lotion that
has tint to it, so I

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have a little tinted foundation, I
mean lotion on I have. I had

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to put on my fake eyelashes because
yo, if I didn't have any eye

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you cannot possibly put those on there
way too hard. I've tried on a

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previous show and that didn't work out
very well. That's it eyelashes in tinted

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moisturizer. And then I just let
Laura know five seconds before we started,

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was that I'm going to do it
from behind. Yeah, that means he

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won't be able to see what the
heck he's doing. And I brought you

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contour. I know. I'm so
excited. Blush to eyeshadow, Paltts.

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You get to choose from lipstick to
different lipsticks. You get to only I

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have blush, I have. I
have sponges I have in case you make

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a mistake. I have eyeliner.
Yeah, it's a good thing that you've

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got those wipers. But we let's
get to this like as soon as possible.

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Are you that excited? No,
I don't want to look like this

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on video for very much longer.
So we'll get to your host chat.

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We'll do your host chat first,
and then I have a host chat about

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something I did on Thursday may or
may not have been for a movie.

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Okay, oh boy, a full
length feature length movie. You're gonna have

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to wait until the chat. Is
it a training film? We're gonna You're

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gonna have to wait until my host
chat. Does it include the lines if

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you were a loved one has been
diagnosed with mess with Leoma's nothing like that.

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As a matter of fact, you're
gonna run. There's only one.

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You only have one line for this
particular thing because I had I had two,

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three lines. I'll tell you what. Wait, I'm not going to

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talk about that line. Say ma'am, I've got your foot long right here.

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No, I'll tell you so you'll
do it when I tell you,

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Okay, I was the one from
last week? Was like, oh,

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another whore you brought Homer? Oh
yeah, way to go, Mark,

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Yeah, I know, Oh another
lousy gold digger, Way to go Mark?

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Ye that Oh look there's the lousy
gold digger. Oh was it that

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one? No? And on Thursday, Oh my gosh, you have no

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clue what I have been auditioning for. I have the scripts for three things.

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Oh no, oh my god,
this is gonna be amazing hysterical.

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One of them is like what and
then you're going to play a part of

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my husband in another one that I
still need to audition for. I haven't

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done the audition. Such a non
stretch. Well, just wait, that's

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Thursday. Okay, So we have
a lot to talk about in it.

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is in place to do. I
don't know where he came up with this

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fun, super fun idea of putting
on my makeup from behind, but uh,

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you're in place now, you don't
have your I'm gonna take my headphones

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off too, so I could put
on the thing I use to wash my

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face so you have full access,
yes, without my hair in the way.

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Why Why did I say yes to
this? Why? Because you love

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me? I know I do love
you. I love you very much.

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Okay, so hopefully this doesn't take
as long as it normally takes me to

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put on my makeup. I'm a
dude, it's gonna be like super quick.

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Okay, Well make me look like
I have some kind of color,

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all right, Okay, so you
want to start with the contouring. What

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do you want to start with?
You? Yes, you just hand me

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what you want me to start with. Okay, there's light and dark dark

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content. Okay, Brian, you're
gonna have to tell us if we sound

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okay, because neither of us has
Yeah, you're fine, okay, Eric,

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is that the light one? Oh, that's a dark one. Dark?

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Okay, okay, okay, all
right. Oh my god, Oh

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my god, I'm having a panic
attack because it's a little high. But

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I'm gonna not freak out. Trust
me. I said. It's looking better

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than like a cry drying on a
fridge. God, okay, okay,

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as long as he blends it,
I know. I know. It's all

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about the blending. It's all about
the money. So now he's putting the

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white above my Oh my god.
Okay, Wow, there's no lines there

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the cover up. Don't worry about
that. My nose is okay, okay,

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okay, all right, we'll see
how crooked that is. But whatever,

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Oh boy, here comes the dark
again. My chin under my chin

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around by face, Oh boy,
my forehead. But whatever with the dark

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you could you have to create a
shadow, right, there's nothing there.

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Well, it's all about the blending
bran. No, not that way,

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Oh my god. Whatever. Okay, Now half a shadow, five o'clock

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shadow. You put the blush on
the apples of the cheeks and you put

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it with dot, just dot it. Don't line it because it would be

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too much blush. Oh my god, they're killing me. Probably no,

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only one dog, remember, Okay, apples of the cheeks. Okay,

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old god, oh god, that's
way too much. Okay, okay,

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now now let's blend all this.
Now you can either use the blending brush

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or here to use this too.
Okay, it's all in the blending.

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Now blend down. No, you're
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up and in circles. I watch
a lot of YouTube videos, okay,

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and then like maybe dab it with
this sponge to get it. Fully.

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I hope this isn't going to end
up his black face. Oh well,

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it'll probably be a rose face because
he's put so much blush on me.

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Okay, now to the other side. You can deal it with that.

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Yeah, that'll blend it. Fine. You don't wipe it, you you

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damn it, damn damn dab Okay, fine, fine, not do my

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Okay, I just do my forehead
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because I'm sure this is fascinating.
Oh my god, Oh look at how

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good you look. Oh my god, it's donny. You know you forgot

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which I forgot because I have a
wide nose bridge you face around. What

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you're supposed to make your nose look
skinnier? Is you put the dark like

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two lines of the dark on.
But don't don't do that. Don't do

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that. I don't need my nose
to locks. No, we can skip

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that. Are you sure? Here? Now you can choose this palette with

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green in it, these are colorful, or these ones with the orange in

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it. Oh, I would like
to Okay, here's your palate, Here

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are your brushes. How is this
man of celebt pretty stylist? Well he's

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a stylist on a makeup artist,
but he knows what color he chose the

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palette I would have chose. So
I mean not that I'm a stylist or

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that I know what the heck I'm
doing. Apparently audition, So oh my

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god, just wait you guys,
if you get some in the eye,

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you'll make her eye her Uh,
the iris a cool color. My eyes

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already are a cool color. Okay, Hazel, what color your eyes blue?

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Eric, you have blue eyes?
Yes, baby's got blue eyes.

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Okay, you're like stabbing my eyeball. I saw that one from here.

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You know what beauty is pain?
Oh okay, I look like him from

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nineteen eighty five. Beauty is also
not that beautiful. You got to give

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me a little bit of like the
crease shadowing. Yes, I'm going to

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Oh geez, oh oh, I
just saw how much product you put on

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the thing. Holy cow, you
think you're dying from a like jaundice or

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something. Well, I supposed to
have, oh god, right there in

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the crease. Okay, oh my
god, Now blend it with like this

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part here. I think you're done
with the eyeshadow. And now you have

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to put my lipstick on. Oh
that's right now. I chose a pink

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or a bright one. Well,
you know how I like the more natural

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look on you. I know,
but you got to remember we're on I

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know we're on audio, but we're
on video too, right. Oh god,

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you look stunned, and I know
you guys don't like the when I

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wear the dark lipstick? All right, now, fabulous. You can choose

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from this one or this one.
This is pink. This one is this

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color like the pink. There you
go, great, Oh, here we

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go. Okay, are you watching? Do you need a mirror? Here's

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a mirror. Oh no, I
don't need a mirror. Oh my god.

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You look like a weird Barbie or
like a creepy stripper. I look

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like the Barbie movie that the Freaky
Barbie that's place by Kate McKinnon. Now

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I can't see because your microphones in
the way. Okay, okay, okay,

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okay, all right, I can't
see. Lower it a little bit.

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Use the mirror, please, boy, Okay, lower it all right,

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Barbie. Okay, Now on the
teeth. Now on the teeth.

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Oh yeah, oh yeah, Eric, it's like a huge chuck in my

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teeth, in my mouth. I'm
eating it now. Oh my god,

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it's stunning. You look great.
Are you done? Do you want to?

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Are you? I think you're done. Let me just blot a little

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more, did you blot? I
usually the darker one on. Yeah,

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let me do that because you know, here, where's the lid here it

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is. Now, be careful,
look at how dark this is. I'll

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just do like apliner like you're an
artist. You're an artist. You're an

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artist. Use it to contour her
blush, multipurpose it's two. Okay,

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that heels good. Okay, okay, now the top, the chin,

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it's good. Oh oh okay,
okay. Oh all right? Oh that

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side was good. This side,
no, all right, look at that?

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Thank god? So happy with my
makeup job. It's so like an

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easter egg. It so beautiful.
Guns it down. Now what am I

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supposed to do? Now? Oh
god? All my makeup in one big

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spot. All right, let me
take this off, let me fix this?

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All right? Is this passable for
the rest of the show to No,

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it's gonna have to be. You
look ridiculous, all right. I

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feel like I have lipstick coating my
teeth. You do me? Okay,

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okay do I no? Okay?
I said I sucked it all off and

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I swallowed it. Oh well,
that's that's like a normal Saturday night for

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a year lately. Geez. All
right, So that was Eric's host chat.

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I hope that was super fun to
watch, because it was really fun

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for me. His microphone. I
don't know what's happening. Yeah, you

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know. Look you've been doing this
now for almost five years. Eric,

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you know how to work a mic. Well it keeps falling. Well,

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oh that's that. No, no, no, it just needs the arm.

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Okay, here blunt, Oh you're
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One other one I did know this
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it needs to be a little bit
more. See what happens with the

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talent. There we go, There
we go. That'll be close to me.

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There we go. I want we'll
edit all this out. No,

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we won't in post. Let me
see. I didn't do such a bad

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job actually with the content. You
didn't whatever. I don't even care.

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Well, that was fine, very
proud of myself. I mean, you

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do have a little bit of talent
considering that you did it from behind.

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Oh a lot of talent. A
lot of talent with that. Okay,

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So now my host chat through a
series of events and it had nothing to

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do with that, with that website
that I'm on backstage dot com. But

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yes, uh, somebody I did
a favor for somebody and I said,

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yes, I'll play a teacher of
a high school class for a movie.

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Trailer for a director who graduated from
film school and is going to be shopping

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this trailer around and see if somebody
wants to make it into a full fledged

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film. So they're making like the
trailer and it's called f m K and

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it's a horror movie, like a
campy horror movie. You know what f

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m K means? Okay, f
my you know the game FMK? No

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fuck Mary kil Oh you know?
Like okay, yes, you know Brian,

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Eric and me? Who would you
you know what I mean? Okay?

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So anyway, so I was the
teacher. It was at Poway High

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School, and it was in an
actual classroom, the coolest classroom I've ever

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been in. They have like a
full fledged broadcasting film editing like everything in

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this classroom. So school was in
session. Oh my god. But the

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director had graduated many years ago from
Poway High School, so he did he

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asked his former teacher if you could
do it. Out of that long story

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short, here I am showing up
at Poway High School two thirty in the

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afternoon, and I was trying to
look teacherish, you know. So I

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wore like a dark green V neck
shirt and like black slacks and flats,

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like really trying to look. My
hair was down, but I put it

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behind me. So my role,
I guess, is crucial because from my

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last line, I have three lines. I know, right because I didn't

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because it's unpaid. It was unpaid, which is fine. It was a

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fun experience, and I really really
like the director and I really wish the

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best for them, and I hope
this this becomes something for or him,

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not for me, but for him. So so the whole here's the scene,

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the kids, the bell rings,
the kids, the kids, the

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students. We're not supposed to come
kids with other kids. The students get

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up and they're filtering out of the
classroom. And then I walk over to

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one of the students who's the actor
in the movie, and I ask him

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something. Okay, so you're Manny, you're the student. Okay, I'm

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Manny. Now I come up to
you and you're not looking at me,

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but when I say your name,
you look at me, and after I

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say the last line, you say, oh, just boy stuff, and

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then you pack your bag like you're
packing your bag. Okay, what's your

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line? Oh just boy stuff.
Okay, here we go. So bell

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rings, students are filtering out I
have a bunch of paper in my hands.

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I'm walking to the desk. I'm
saying goodbye to the students. Okay,

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bye, bye bye. Manny heard, you have the house to yourself

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tonight? Whoa Okay, wait is
this is this like a Mary Kate?

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What's her face? No? And
I I had to flirt it down.

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So I was flirting. I flirted
it you being a director guest. Yeah,

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I played there too flirty. No, I played it less flirty.

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Let's do it again, all right, Manny heard, you have the house

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to yourself tonight. What do you
be doing? Uh? Just boy stuff?

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What's boy stuff? Okay? So
then one day, so I had

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to do that line like twenty different
ways, twenty different times. What's boy

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stuff? What's boy stuff? What's
boy stuff? What's boy stuff? Like

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I have to I have to keep
doing that him. Oh my god,

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for sure. No, I don't. I don't want to come. So

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they when they cut from that line
to the mansion that they have, they've

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already filmed this part and like his
friends get picked off or something, they

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get killed or whatever. But they're
having a party. So my line is

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crucial because it cuts right to the
meat of the movie, right, Uh,

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so they had to. It was
really was interesting because now I'm gonna

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watch movies a whole different way.
I'm sure that Brian does because he went

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to film school. But like,
I had put my arm on the desk

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like this, and they said,
oh, that looks cool. Well,

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film from in between her arm,
looking at the main actor. So they

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filmed from behind me under my arm
while I was saying the line. They

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did a wide shot of at the
scene. They did a close up of

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him, and then extreme close up
of me doing my lines, and they

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kept going, let's put the camera
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and I'm thinking, oh god,
no, higher, higher, not

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lower. So I need to teach
them everything so I can't imagine what my

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face. It's just to have what
it's just coverage, you know, yes,

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true, they yeah, they did. They covered every base they needed

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to cover in every shot they needed, just in case they were going to

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use it. So I hope for
the best. They're going to be shopping

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it around. It sounds well.
Apparently I have another scene and it's in

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LA and they they said that they
would pay for my gas. I'm like

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okay, and it's a sex scene. No, I'm in a wedding dress,

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which is weird. No, I'm
not marrying the kid are the student.

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We don't call them kids, I've
learned. We don't call them kids.

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We call them students students because even
the director was calling them kids and

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the teacher said, hey, no, they're students. But anyway, so

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FMK, look for it upcoming.
We'll all go see it together when it

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comes out. I'm sure that will
recast my parts. This is just a

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Tester trailer, but it was really
fun. Well, good for you,

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I'm glad, And just wait until
I tell you what I've been up to

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auditionwise. Only imagine what you are
imagining is not even no, because there's

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all sorts of things on that backstage
dot com. I mean, you've got

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social media stuff, commercials, Netflix
shows, student movies, short films,

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long films, New York, Seattle, LA. I'm obviously I don't only

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look at the ones for San Diego
in LA. I'm not going to fly

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to Washington, d C. To
make three hundred dollars, you know what

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I mean. But I look for
the ones that are paid, and usually

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they're not very much. But it's
just really fun. It's fun and why

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not? Right? Why not?
Why not? You create a whole profile

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and you put on your examples.
And so I did get a message today

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which I'm going to talk about on
Thursday. And so you need to help

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me practice for okay, and that's
where you're going to be my husband.

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Okay, perfect, Okay. So
now, oh I'm feeling so pretty,

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so so pretty. You're luminous.
I can't take that with my cream eyeshadow.

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I love it. Take my eyes
off you. I want to hear

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some Double D baby. What's going
on in the celebrity world and music wise,

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let's roll the double D music people
all over this microphone? All it

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did? I didn't I think you
did because you weren't attention. You couldn't

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see what is going on. So
Katy Perry is leaving American Idol after the

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upcoming season. People still watch American
Idol. You know. I was listening

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to We didn't say Howard Stern.
I listen to Howard Stern. I love

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Howard Stern and lit. That's the
only reason I have that serious like some

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app It's the only or in my
car, is the only thing I listened

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to. Anyway, long story short, he was saying that people do still

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watch it because she is looking super
hot lately. Oh yeah, she looks.

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She wears like these teeny tiny little
outfits and you know, Katy Perry

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wears all these like fun and he's
like, if she leaves, it's going

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to be it's so boring. I
mean mad respect to Lionel Richie, but

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he's not that entertaining is to look
at? And is it Luke Bryant?

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Yeah, I think it's Luke Bryant. Yeah, I don't even know.

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I've not watched. Well, I
don't have cable, so I don't watch.

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I don't watch anymore. Every once
in a while I'll tune in and

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I wouldn't seek it out. No, Grandpa still has cable, right,

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Grandpa still has cable. You know
what, I miss it, I really

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miss it. It's just too freaking
expensive. I know. I hate cable.

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I love cable. I love the
idea of watching TV with other people

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at the same time. Yes,
do you know what I'm saying. I

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know what you're saying. Okay,
all right, I feel you. I

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feel you, sister, my sister
friend, my little wifey. You can

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now sip on cans of gin and
Juice from Doctor Dre and Snoop Dogg.

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They released canned alcoholic cocktails called Gin
and Juice, just like their song.

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They come in citrus, melon,
passion fruit, and apricot. Wow.

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Finally, that's bin. I didn't
even know they had a song called Sipping

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on Gin and Juice laid back with
my mind on my money and my money

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on my mind. Oh you know
that song, you know the song I

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do. But that's the song.
I know. That's what it was called

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old and this should have happened a
long time ago. But cool, Okay,

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Fine, to take a guess on
how much Owen Wilson has earned just

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by saying the word wow in his
movies, six hundred books. Well,

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that's something he always says, is
wow, right, that's wow. It

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sounded just like thank you. I
really it's like wow, oh yeah wowow

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oh yeah, wait wow. That's
like Marge from the Simpsons. Wow.

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Just does the quick like wow,
whispery wow. Okay, Well, how

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much one hundred and thirty five thousand
dollars he's he said one hundred and two

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times, which he makes an average
of about a one thousand, three hundred

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and twenty four per word per time
he says wow in his movies, Wow

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Wow Wow. What else? Uh? The People's Choice Awards were this weekend?

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Oh did you watch? Because I
didn't know. That's one of the

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lesser award shows that I don't even
pay attention to. So I have to

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say this. Everybody looked horrible.
Red carpet was Where was it? What

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it was in La? I'm not
sure what theaterre was at. I didn't

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watch it. Do you all like
the big stars show up or just kind

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of like the there? There were
barely anybody that I even recognized when I

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you know, because I of course
I looked at the red carpet to see

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what people were wearing. Who was
the most famous person there? In your

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opinion? Do you think, like, I'm sure Jalo wasn't there. I'm

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sure Ben wasn't there. I'm sure
Taylor wasn't there. I'm sure. Well,

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it was hosted by someone named Samo
Louis Leo Louis, Okay, I

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have no idea who that is.
I did not recognize him. So I

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and they have the weirdest do the
people categories? Do they sit in the

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tables so that's the golden clothes?
No, they sit in tables and then

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there's the stadiums. You know,
So who is the most famous person?

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Do you think? Probably Billy Ellish? Oh, Billie Eilish eyelash. Yeah,

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okay. She won for Best TV
Performance of the Year in a show

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called Swarm. Oh. I just
started watching that. I didn't know she

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was in that. Yeah. It's
pretty rough. It's pretty kind of tough

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to watch, is it. Yeah, because the girl, the main character

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already is going through a lot.
Oh okay, but oh okay, Wow,

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good for Billy. Favorite reality star
was Chloe Kardashian. What uh huh

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it should have been are automatics?
She was nominated, but she did not

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win, But she did win for
Favorite Competition Star competition contestant. She won?

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Did she was she in a competition? She wasn't Dancing with the Stars?

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Oh that's right, she did.
Oh wow. Now she's on Broadway

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in Chicago. Aw that that was
the most watched a version of the stage

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show ever. Yeah, good for
her. Wow, being cheated on was

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the best thing that ever happened to
her. Daytime talk show went to Kelly

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Clarkson. Drama star was Jennifer Aniston
for the morning show. Oh, that's

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just so good. I love it. Male star was Pedro Pascal for From

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the Last of Us The Last of
Us, Yes, and it won for

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drama I think the Kardashians One for
reality competition show was The Voice. Comedy

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was Only Murders in the Building.
And the show of the Year was Grey's

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Anatomy, which I did not even
know still was on. Okay, people

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who watched Gray's Anatomy and that they
love I apparently once you start watching it,

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I guess you can't stop. And
there are like eighteen seasons maybe,

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and it just keeps going. People
keep dying. People give I stopped watching

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when Denny died, Remember Danny.
I never have watched. One episode was

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the one woman who used to be
on it, Catherine something Heigel. That's

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when I stopped. Oh yes,
well wow, Well good for them and

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for you. You'll like this.
Movie of the Year went to Barbie.

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Good Action movie went to Hunger Games
Ballad of Songbird and Snakes. I didn't

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even know there was another Hunger Games. Comedy went to Barbie. Drama went

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to Oppenheimer. Female star went to
Margot Robbie. Action movie star was Rachel

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Zeigler for Hunger Games, Ballad of
Songbird and States Comedy Star was Jennifer Lawrence

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for what uh the movie that she
just came out. I don't remember the

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name of it. It was where
she played the woman that was paid to

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seduce the sun. It wasn't that
good, No, it wasn't very much.

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But she won. Okay, she
won? Oh I saw that.

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Yes, it had three words.
I can't remember what it was. It

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was fully naked in that fully naked. She looks great, Yeah, she

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looks great. A movie performance of
the Year was America Ferrera for the Barbie

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movie. Oh good, Performance of
the year, yes, wait, supporting

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or yes? Oh okay. And
then when it came to music, I

406
00:31:23.160 --> 00:31:29.279
didn't know who all right, Grandpa? Who anybody was? One male performer

407
00:31:29.440 --> 00:31:33.400
was Juhn Kook Young Young? Oh? Is that one of the K pop

408
00:31:33.680 --> 00:31:37.960
I have no idea. I don't
know. I recognize a name, not

409
00:31:37.000 --> 00:31:41.400
sure about the background. Female was, of course, Taylor Swift. Male

410
00:31:41.440 --> 00:31:47.599
country artist was Jelly Roll. I
couldnot get over that name. Taylor Swift

411
00:31:47.680 --> 00:31:53.839
also won for Social Celebrity Concert Tour
and Pop Artist As she should? As

412
00:31:55.079 --> 00:32:00.400
she should? And is she still
I guess she's still with Travis. He

413
00:32:00.480 --> 00:32:05.039
of course won first Sports Star of
the Year. Really, yes, of

414
00:32:05.119 --> 00:32:08.559
course. Well, my friend was
telling me, I didn't watch the parade

415
00:32:08.799 --> 00:32:14.799
after the Big Game. You're not
supposed to say I guess after the big

416
00:32:14.839 --> 00:32:22.759
game something with whatever. Well,
because there have been times when we have

417
00:32:22.799 --> 00:32:25.240
not been allowed to say that on
radio because it's trademarked or something, or

418
00:32:25.279 --> 00:32:30.839
you're not like find or I don't
know whatever. That's what I remember anyway,

419
00:32:31.039 --> 00:32:36.200
so I always say big game.
So after they had the parade and

420
00:32:36.240 --> 00:32:37.759
everything and he got up on stage, she said, like people actually had

421
00:32:37.759 --> 00:32:42.039
to hold him up. He was
still so drunk, and he was saying

422
00:32:42.119 --> 00:32:45.839
like he was doing that Las Vegas
thing again. I'm worried for Taylor.

423
00:32:46.279 --> 00:32:50.759
Yes, No, Hard Feelings was
the movie that Jennifer Lawrence was in.

424
00:32:50.880 --> 00:32:54.559
Okay, yes, he's I don't
know, he might have like a violent

425
00:32:54.599 --> 00:33:00.240
streak. I'm worried about it.
I'm worried about I don't want to hand

426
00:33:00.279 --> 00:33:06.119
to ruin her golden like aura.
Yes, yeah, it would be so

427
00:33:06.160 --> 00:33:09.279
funny though. No, I'm just
saying it would be so funny if her

428
00:33:09.279 --> 00:33:12.839
career, like, like in an
ironic way, if her career went down

429
00:33:12.839 --> 00:33:15.799
the drain because she dated an NFL
guy who was like a terrible person.

430
00:33:15.160 --> 00:33:20.519
Oh like what if? Well,
maybe she should talk to the Kardashians because

431
00:33:20.680 --> 00:33:23.319
they've dated, haven't they dated basketball? And I don't know. Well remember

432
00:33:23.839 --> 00:33:29.920
Travis God I forgot his last name? Yes, and uh, when he

433
00:33:30.000 --> 00:33:32.960
was inciting that everybody get rough and
like somebody died at his concert, a

434
00:33:32.960 --> 00:33:38.359
couple of people did or got still
trampled, and somehow the Kardashians managed to

435
00:33:38.400 --> 00:33:44.359
gloss that over with something else.
But and then Kanye of course is causing

436
00:33:44.400 --> 00:33:53.160
problems. I watched two movies this
weekend, and are three movies actually one

437
00:33:53.160 --> 00:34:00.519
in the theater, two on Netflix. Okay, argyle. I saw in

438
00:34:00.559 --> 00:34:07.159
the theater. It was actually really
really fun. I loved it in that

439
00:34:07.320 --> 00:34:13.320
No, it's Henry Cavill. Cavill, Dua Lipa is in it, and

440
00:34:13.360 --> 00:34:16.840
it's kind of like an James Bond
espionage kind of a thing. Never mind,

441
00:34:17.880 --> 00:34:22.440
it was so much fun. Eric
loves cheap action movies. I loved

442
00:34:22.480 --> 00:34:27.239
it. He loves Jason Statham.
Yeah, all those like, uh,

443
00:34:27.480 --> 00:34:30.800
do you like the car Ones with
Vin diesel Ones? Oh my gosh,

444
00:34:30.880 --> 00:34:35.559
yes, no, thank you.
Yes, it was a lot of fun

445
00:34:35.679 --> 00:34:42.400
Okay. I watched a movie called
joy Ride, which is got the actress

446
00:34:42.440 --> 00:34:47.360
that's in Emily in Paris, Oh, that plays the best friend of Emily,

447
00:34:49.119 --> 00:34:52.800
the girl that's like anyway trust fund. Yeah, I can't remember what

448
00:34:52.800 --> 00:34:54.199
her name is. It's scary.
No, No, it's really funny.

449
00:34:54.360 --> 00:34:58.920
Okay. It's about a group of
friends that go to Japan. It's it

450
00:34:59.039 --> 00:35:06.719
was funny, okay. And then
I can't believe I started this the new

451
00:35:06.760 --> 00:35:12.760
season of Love is Blind. I
can't believe you did either. So there

452
00:35:12.800 --> 00:35:16.159
was a guy that was on a
former season and he did a video on

453
00:35:16.360 --> 00:35:22.000
social media and he said the following. He goes, to all of you

454
00:35:22.599 --> 00:35:27.360
who are watching the new season of
Love is Blind, please know the following

455
00:35:27.400 --> 00:35:35.239
things. They are completely sleep deprived. They are under incredible amount of stress.

456
00:35:35.880 --> 00:35:42.440
They are also malnourished and probably starving
because of the long shooting hours.

457
00:35:43.199 --> 00:35:49.320
They're mentally weakened. Like because he
was saying, you know, this is

458
00:35:49.360 --> 00:35:52.079
a fun show and you can criticize
and laugh and joke and stuff, but

459
00:35:52.239 --> 00:35:58.000
like these people really are kind of
having It's not easy. It's basically what

460
00:35:58.079 --> 00:36:00.440
he was saying, So kind of
change my opinion of it, and I'm

461
00:36:00.440 --> 00:36:04.519
like, well, I don't want
to see people like no, believing that

462
00:36:04.559 --> 00:36:06.960
they're in love and then when they're
not, yeah, and when they're just

463
00:36:07.119 --> 00:36:08.760
hungry and then they see each other
and go, oh no, I'm not

464
00:36:08.800 --> 00:36:12.159
love anymore. You're oh, this
was a mistake. Oh am, I

465
00:36:12.159 --> 00:36:14.559
going to back out of this one, but I still want to be on

466
00:36:14.639 --> 00:36:16.400
TV. So I'm going to go
to the hotel with him and just not

467
00:36:16.480 --> 00:36:22.239
have sex with him. Right.
Oh. You know who's making the circuit

468
00:36:22.320 --> 00:36:27.920
right now is Crystal Hefner, who
was Hugh Hefner's last wife that was married

469
00:36:27.920 --> 00:36:34.920
to him like when he died.
So it it just sounds like a I

470
00:36:34.960 --> 00:36:37.000
mean, she's like, I wasn't
a gold digger, but I'm like,

471
00:36:37.280 --> 00:36:40.559
there was like a she was like
twenty and he was eighty. Well he

472
00:36:40.719 --> 00:36:45.599
was still like all about having sex
at that. Yeah, but like with

473
00:36:45.800 --> 00:36:51.000
other people, like in the room, did she inherit anything from him?

474
00:36:51.039 --> 00:36:52.880
So I was a wife, I
don't She didn't really touch on that.

475
00:36:52.920 --> 00:36:55.519
Whenever somebody asked her, she was
like, well then I make my own

476
00:36:55.559 --> 00:37:00.960
money and blah blah blah blah blah. But yeah, it was it was

477
00:37:00.239 --> 00:37:06.719
very interesting to watch her on the
circuit promoting this book. Wow, I'm

478
00:37:06.760 --> 00:37:09.360
not going to read it. I
started watching a movie that got one hundred

479
00:37:09.960 --> 00:37:15.440
on Rotten Tomatoes. It's on Netflix
and it's foreign. It's called A Killer

480
00:37:15.480 --> 00:37:23.880
Paradox and it's about a guy who
accidentally there's just this mild mannered young man.

481
00:37:24.639 --> 00:37:29.920
It's it's from I think it's Korean
maybe, so it's subtitled or you

482
00:37:29.960 --> 00:37:36.760
can watch it with a dubbed over
and by accident he kills a random guy

483
00:37:37.320 --> 00:37:42.440
and it leads to all of this
crazy stuff. And so I'm only like

484
00:37:42.559 --> 00:37:45.239
a quarter of the way through,
but I read that it just people are

485
00:37:45.360 --> 00:37:50.239
going crazy about. It's called a
Killer Paradox, Killer Paradox, Yeah,

486
00:37:50.280 --> 00:37:53.599
and it's a I love thriller.
I love suspense. I'm not like super

487
00:37:53.639 --> 00:37:59.519
into Gore, but I love like
shocking things and documentaries. I watched some

488
00:37:59.559 --> 00:38:04.000
documentary on some French. Uh,
some French Swindler. Guy, I love

489
00:38:04.039 --> 00:38:07.559
this Swindler documentary. Speaking of the
other movie that I watched was called Thanksgiving

490
00:38:08.400 --> 00:38:14.199
on Netflix. Okay, why did
you choose that? Because I heard it's

491
00:38:14.239 --> 00:38:17.039
Eli Roth. Oh. I watched
that, Yeah, and I heard it

492
00:38:17.079 --> 00:38:23.719
was really, really clever. It
was scary and it was funny. Okay,

493
00:38:23.840 --> 00:38:28.920
it wasn't scary, but it was
fairly funny. So would you recommend

494
00:38:28.960 --> 00:38:31.000
it to me? Would I want
to spend an hour and a half you'd

495
00:38:31.039 --> 00:38:35.039
probably enjoy. It's pretty gory,
it's not that scary. It's kind of

496
00:38:35.320 --> 00:38:37.800
a B movie. Yeah no,
then no, thank you. I I

497
00:38:37.840 --> 00:38:44.039
didn't particularly I wouldn't watch it again. I have to catch up's name in

498
00:38:44.079 --> 00:38:50.360
it. I didn't know who any
Oh Patrick Tempsey's. Yeah, I have

499
00:38:50.400 --> 00:38:55.119
to catch up on ninety Day Fiance. I'm only halfway through uh Sunday's episode

500
00:38:55.320 --> 00:39:00.480
and Gino and Jasmine are getting married
apparently. I don't know who that is.

501
00:39:00.519 --> 00:39:04.840
I know, but people that are
watching that watch ninety Day know what

502
00:39:04.840 --> 00:39:08.119
I'm talking about. Oh, speaking
of ninety Day, Oh well, yeah,

503
00:39:08.119 --> 00:39:12.519
I can say this. Kimberly,
our friend Yes from the show,

504
00:39:12.920 --> 00:39:17.320
hosted a bad bingo at Sequan on
Saturday and it was so fun. It

505
00:39:17.440 --> 00:39:23.519
started at eleven pm. Oh,
youl have died. You would have died.

506
00:39:23.800 --> 00:39:30.239
I would have died. I got
home at three AO. What oh,

507
00:39:30.519 --> 00:39:32.480
how are you even awake? Because
I managed to lease one hundred and

508
00:39:32.519 --> 00:39:37.199
fifty dollars after the bingo, which
I didn't win. My god, I

509
00:39:37.199 --> 00:39:42.719
gotta say that is the most fun
bingo you've ever been to. There's a

510
00:39:42.840 --> 00:39:47.960
dance contest you can win one thousand
dollars each bingo. There's like five or

511
00:39:49.039 --> 00:39:52.639
six or seven different games. There's
neon lies, there's music, there's a

512
00:39:52.719 --> 00:39:57.679
DJ. It's so fun and it's
every Saturday, I think anyway. So

513
00:39:57.719 --> 00:40:00.880
she Kimberly and Jamal and these two
dudes from the Bachelor hosted it and it

514
00:40:00.920 --> 00:40:05.639
was really fun. Wow. I
one thing I was forgetting to ask you

515
00:40:06.000 --> 00:40:13.840
on Netflix? Have you watched Killer
Something stock Her, Killer Lover Her?

516
00:40:14.079 --> 00:40:17.639
H Yes, I know Stocker Killer. I'm halfway through that. Oh only

517
00:40:17.679 --> 00:40:22.039
halfway. Yes, you are going
to wet your pants. Oh already?

518
00:40:22.159 --> 00:40:29.519
It is oh compile have you heard
of it? So this guy true story,

519
00:40:29.559 --> 00:40:31.199
it's a true story, is a
documentary, like one of those crime

520
00:40:31.239 --> 00:40:36.519
documentaries. And he meets this woman, goes out with her, and he

521
00:40:37.360 --> 00:40:43.440
they end the relationship and she starts
texting him hundreds and hundreds of times and

522
00:40:43.480 --> 00:40:46.599
she's like, you're a scumbag,
you know, And he's like starts calling

523
00:40:46.639 --> 00:40:52.000
his work. He gets into a
new relationship. She starts king the woman's

524
00:40:52.039 --> 00:40:57.360
car burns the house down. Oh
okay, I got to that part.

525
00:40:57.480 --> 00:41:01.960
Oh my god, what just if
you think that's the worst of it?

526
00:41:04.199 --> 00:41:07.039
Okay, I got Oh my god, have so much watch Oh my god,

527
00:41:07.159 --> 00:41:14.159
it is crazy. And do I
watch Aubenheimer from my small TV?

528
00:41:14.800 --> 00:41:19.119
Is boring? Watch out here?
Watch it out here, but watch it,

529
00:41:19.280 --> 00:41:22.559
just watch it boring. It's not
that exciting, but it's boring.

530
00:41:22.800 --> 00:41:25.199
Well, I'm you will never How
much do you want to bet that you

531
00:41:25.239 --> 00:41:29.000
will not? I'll bet you dinner
that you don't make it through it.

532
00:41:29.000 --> 00:41:34.519
It is long, but if it's
interesting and it's the silly and what's that

533
00:41:34.559 --> 00:41:37.559
guy's name, Murphy? Yeah,
if he's that, if he's good as

534
00:41:37.599 --> 00:41:39.639
good as people say he is,
I'll be into that is I'll bet you

535
00:41:39.760 --> 00:41:44.159
dinner. And since I you know, I'm I've been on ave been on

536
00:41:44.199 --> 00:41:47.320
a few film sets, well one
anyway, a high school I kind of

537
00:41:47.400 --> 00:41:52.880
I'll look at it differently now how
it shot him? You won't. You'll

538
00:41:52.880 --> 00:41:57.960
look at how it's shot as you're
watching the inside of your eyelids. Yeah.

539
00:41:58.000 --> 00:42:00.559
Probably if I watch out here.
I passed out of the oh for

540
00:42:00.639 --> 00:42:05.039
sure. You'll owe me dinner.
Oh. By the way, I have

541
00:42:05.039 --> 00:42:12.519
an update about the daddy guy.
Oh god, who I want you to

542
00:42:12.559 --> 00:42:15.280
call me? Daddy? My friend
from my friend that I talked to my

543
00:42:15.320 --> 00:42:22.599
old friend. Yeah, so she
please she I talked to her. I

544
00:42:22.599 --> 00:42:25.360
think it was yesterday. Yeah,
And I was like, what is going

545
00:42:25.400 --> 00:42:28.880
on with that? You please tell
me you did not go out with him

546
00:42:28.880 --> 00:42:32.760
again. She because no, but
I did tell him like I wasn't into

547
00:42:32.800 --> 00:42:36.599
it. It didn't really turn me
on, like I said. And then

548
00:42:36.679 --> 00:42:39.920
so they've kind of continued to text, and he knows that she really loves

549
00:42:40.000 --> 00:42:44.000
hotels, like to go to hotels, and so he said to her,

550
00:42:44.280 --> 00:42:45.920
Hey, I booked a room.
I would love for you to come.

551
00:42:46.599 --> 00:42:51.440
And then he said, this is
texting. Wait does live in San Diego?

552
00:42:51.519 --> 00:42:53.719
No? Oh no they don't.
They neither of them do. Oh

553
00:42:53.800 --> 00:43:00.719
okay, And so they were texting
and he goes, oh, and I

554
00:43:00.760 --> 00:43:05.440
am fully shaved and cleaned down there, and I expect you to be too,

555
00:43:05.599 --> 00:43:08.679
as well, fully shit in the
pube area. I don't know,

556
00:43:09.440 --> 00:43:14.039
but like I'm like there he is, pulls the daddy stuff again. I

557
00:43:14.119 --> 00:43:19.280
go, unless you want to be
like like total submissive like, Missus,

558
00:43:19.840 --> 00:43:22.719
this is not going away, and
it's just going to keep getting worse and

559
00:43:22.760 --> 00:43:25.360
worse and worse. The requests.
Oh no, she like was like,

560
00:43:25.440 --> 00:43:30.840
okay, we buye by second date
just being a straight up hook up at

561
00:43:30.840 --> 00:43:35.440
a hotel as well. You know, It's like, Laura, if I

562
00:43:35.480 --> 00:43:38.320
ever texted you and said I'm totally
shaved down there and I expect you to

563
00:43:38.320 --> 00:43:43.079
be to you'd be all you like, that's not the craziest thing. But

564
00:43:43.119 --> 00:43:46.280
in the situation, it's just kind
of rude. But he was. He's

565
00:43:46.320 --> 00:43:50.519
just very demanding. I'm like,
that is if this is the start,

566
00:43:50.639 --> 00:43:52.840
think about what it's going to continue
to be. He's going to ask a

567
00:43:52.880 --> 00:43:57.000
lot of you. Yeah. So
anyways, I think she blocked him.

568
00:43:57.039 --> 00:44:00.760
I think she's good. All right, So Brian, do you under do

569
00:44:00.800 --> 00:44:04.320
your thing now or do you want
to wait until Thursday? Because we can

570
00:44:04.440 --> 00:44:07.320
shut this down because I think I
really am feeling the need to fix my

571
00:44:07.360 --> 00:44:13.800
makeup, fix your makeup. I
have green eyeshadow all the way up to

572
00:44:13.840 --> 00:44:17.880
my eyebrows. That is eighties terrible. All right, we'll do it.

573
00:44:19.000 --> 00:44:22.719
Okay, thank you, And you
know what, to be honest, you

574
00:44:22.800 --> 00:44:28.440
didn't do have about a job on
the contouring and the blending. But I

575
00:44:28.480 --> 00:44:30.400
feel like, yeah, all right, so, oh my god, I

576
00:44:30.400 --> 00:44:35.000
can't even wait till Thursday's episode.
You're gonna play my husband and you're gonna

577
00:44:35.000 --> 00:44:37.159
help me, and I'm gonna get
this job. I cannot wait. You

578
00:44:37.199 --> 00:44:39.400
are totally getting this job with my
help. And then Brian, you direct

579
00:44:39.440 --> 00:44:42.239
us and you tell us what we
need to do differently. Oh, I

580
00:44:42.239 --> 00:44:44.800
would fire you. No, no, no, you have to be I

581
00:44:44.840 --> 00:44:45.440
want you to be honest, and
I want this. I think it's like

582
00:44:45.559 --> 00:44:52.360
five hundred bucks. I would fire
you for that one job, but maybe

583
00:44:52.440 --> 00:44:55.360
not this one. I might be
right for this particular job. I beg

584
00:44:55.400 --> 00:45:00.599
you about be as nice as poss
You just said to be as honest as

585
00:45:00.639 --> 00:45:07.519
possible. Well, yes and and
nice and no. Yes, I haven't

586
00:45:07.559 --> 00:45:12.360
found a role that I think is
right for you yet. You Okay,

587
00:45:12.559 --> 00:45:15.159
you have no clue. Just wait, I have no clue. Just wait.

588
00:45:15.239 --> 00:45:20.480
Do you see my auditions? So
you're gonna die, all right,

589
00:45:20.480 --> 00:45:22.920
you guys. Thank you so much
for watching on Instagram Live. Thank you

590
00:45:22.960 --> 00:45:25.840
so much for watching on YouTube.
Thank you so much for listening, whether

591
00:45:25.880 --> 00:45:31.159
it's Spotify or Apple or iHeart or
Spreaker or Google or whatever. We really

592
00:45:31.239 --> 00:45:35.159
appreciate Pandora. Thank you, think
you think you, thank you, thank

593
00:45:35.199 --> 00:45:42.119
you, and love your podcast.
I love you and I think that you

594
00:45:42.159 --> 00:45:45.679
look beautiful. I thought, oh
real quick, yeah, do you want

595
00:45:45.679 --> 00:45:51.000
to see what the sweatshirt can do? Yeah? Okay, I got it

596
00:45:51.039 --> 00:45:59.800
from Timu. Oh my god.
Watch it's very vegasy. Ago no,

597
00:46:00.320 --> 00:46:05.559
I know, but still, I've
never had one of these. Oh my

598
00:46:05.599 --> 00:46:08.239
god, you should do the whole
next show. I know, I feel

599
00:46:08.280 --> 00:46:14.199
like I want to, but I've
never had a fun sweatshirt like this before.

600
00:46:14.599 --> 00:46:15.840
Do you want to get me one
of those so that you can just

601
00:46:16.039 --> 00:46:20.440
zip it up over my mouth?
Yes? I would be perfect. I'll

602
00:46:20.440 --> 00:46:22.800
find you the most hideous one I
could find. Oh my god, well

603
00:46:22.840 --> 00:46:23.920
that one's pretty hideous. I know, I know you would. I know

604
00:46:23.960 --> 00:46:29.320
you don't like the sparkles. I
actually don't mind them. Okay, all

605
00:46:29.440 --> 00:46:30.559
right, lock out, give me
a present, Come on, Eric,

606
00:46:30.599 --> 00:46:35.199
give me a gift. Oh you're
getting a gift on Thursday show. Oh

607
00:46:35.280 --> 00:46:39.679
yeah? Oh yes, yes,
I love you. I love you too.

608
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I'm dying right. Oh love your
podcast. I love you, my

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sweet sweet babies. Bye bye,
guys, yes no no no