Aaron Garrity said, call me. Oh my god, Hi you guys,
welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. Thank you so much for tuning in.
However you're tuning in on YouTube live, on Instagram, on Spotify, later
on iHeartRadio app on everybody on top of Maggie. Thank you, thank you,
thank you. Now I know you probably think you're looking at an apparition,
a ghost. Where's Laura? Who is this uh, featureless person sitting
next to Eric Rimmer. You look like you're about sixteen years old. Well
then I should stop wearing makeup. Yeah, you look really pretty. That
is so nice. Thank you, And now I'm gonna fuck it all up.
So Eric, Eric calls me today. I think it was even today,
Yes, think I called me earlier before I applied all my paint and
he said, do not put on your makeup tonight because I'm going to do
it for you. Okay, So I said, Eric, really, okay.
So I put on some lotion that has tint to it, so I
have a little tinted foundation, I mean lotion on I have. I had
to put on my fake eyelashes because yo, if I didn't have any eye
you cannot possibly put those on there way too hard. I've tried on a
previous show and that didn't work out very well. That's it eyelashes in tinted
moisturizer. And then I just let Laura know five seconds before we started,
was that I'm going to do it from behind. Yeah, that means he
won't be able to see what the heck he's doing. And I brought you
contour. I know. I'm so excited. Blush to eyeshadow, Paltts.
You get to choose from lipstick to different lipsticks. You get to only I
have blush, I have. I have sponges I have in case you make
a mistake. I have eyeliner. Yeah, it's a good thing that you've
got those wipers. But we let's get to this like as soon as possible.
Are you that excited? No, I don't want to look like this
on video for very much longer. So we'll get to your host chat.
We'll do your host chat first, and then I have a host chat about
something I did on Thursday may or may not have been for a movie.
Okay, oh boy, a full length feature length movie. You're gonna have
to wait until the chat. Is it a training film? We're gonna You're
gonna have to wait until my host chat. Does it include the lines if
you were a loved one has been diagnosed with mess with Leoma's nothing like that.
As a matter of fact, you're gonna run. There's only one.
You only have one line for this particular thing because I had I had two,
three lines. I'll tell you what. Wait, I'm not going to
talk about that line. Say ma'am, I've got your foot long right here.
No, I'll tell you so you'll do it when I tell you,
Okay, I was the one from last week? Was like, oh,
another whore you brought Homer? Oh yeah, way to go, Mark,
Yeah, I know, Oh another lousy gold digger, Way to go Mark?
Ye that Oh look there's the lousy gold digger. Oh was it that
one? No? And on Thursday, Oh my gosh, you have no
clue what I have been auditioning for. I have the scripts for three things.
Oh no, oh my god, this is gonna be amazing hysterical.
One of them is like what and then you're going to play a part of
my husband in another one that I still need to audition for. I haven't
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is in place to do. I don't know where he came up with this
fun, super fun idea of putting on my makeup from behind, but uh,
you're in place now, you don't have your I'm gonna take my headphones
off too, so I could put on the thing I use to wash my
face so you have full access, yes, without my hair in the way.
Why Why did I say yes to this? Why? Because you love
me? I know I do love you. I love you very much.
Okay, so hopefully this doesn't take as long as it normally takes me to
put on my makeup. I'm a dude, it's gonna be like super quick.
Okay, Well make me look like I have some kind of color,
all right, Okay, so you want to start with the contouring. What
do you want to start with? You? Yes, you just hand me
what you want me to start with. Okay, there's light and dark dark
content. Okay, Brian, you're gonna have to tell us if we sound
okay, because neither of us has Yeah, you're fine, okay, Eric,
is that the light one? Oh, that's a dark one. Dark?
Okay, okay, okay, all right. Oh my god, Oh
my god, I'm having a panic attack because it's a little high. But
I'm gonna not freak out. Trust me. I said. It's looking better
than like a cry drying on a fridge. God, okay, okay,
as long as he blends it, I know. I know. It's all
about the blending. It's all about the money. So now he's putting the
white above my Oh my god. Okay, Wow, there's no lines there
the cover up. Don't worry about that. My nose is okay, okay,
okay, all right, we'll see how crooked that is. But whatever,
Oh boy, here comes the dark again. My chin under my chin
around by face, Oh boy, my forehead. But whatever with the dark
you could you have to create a shadow, right, there's nothing there.
Well, it's all about the blending bran. No, not that way,
Oh my god. Whatever. Okay, Now half a shadow, five o'clock
shadow. You put the blush on the apples of the cheeks and you put
it with dot, just dot it. Don't line it because it would be
too much blush. Oh my god, they're killing me. Probably no,
only one dog, remember, Okay, apples of the cheeks. Okay,
old god, oh god, that's way too much. Okay, okay,
now now let's blend all this. Now you can either use the blending brush
or here to use this too. Okay, it's all in the blending.
Now blend down. No, you're supposed to blend up like kind of like
up and in circles. I watch a lot of YouTube videos, okay,
and then like maybe dab it with this sponge to get it. Fully.
I hope this isn't going to end up his black face. Oh well,
it'll probably be a rose face because he's put so much blush on me.
Okay, now to the other side. You can deal it with that.
Yeah, that'll blend it. Fine. You don't wipe it, you you
damn it, damn damn dab Okay, fine, fine, not do my
Okay, I just do my forehead and then we'll get to the eye shadow
because I'm sure this is fascinating. Oh my god, Oh look at how
good you look. Oh my god, it's donny. You know you forgot
which I forgot because I have a wide nose bridge you face around. What
you're supposed to make your nose look skinnier? Is you put the dark like
two lines of the dark on. But don't don't do that. Don't do
that. I don't need my nose to locks. No, we can skip
that. Are you sure? Here? Now you can choose this palette with
green in it, these are colorful, or these ones with the orange in
it. Oh, I would like to Okay, here's your palate, Here
are your brushes. How is this man of celebt pretty stylist? Well he's
a stylist on a makeup artist, but he knows what color he chose the
palette I would have chose. So I mean not that I'm a stylist or
that I know what the heck I'm doing. Apparently audition, So oh my
god, just wait you guys, if you get some in the eye,
you'll make her eye her Uh, the iris a cool color. My eyes
already are a cool color. Okay, Hazel, what color your eyes blue?
Eric, you have blue eyes? Yes, baby's got blue eyes.
Okay, you're like stabbing my eyeball. I saw that one from here.
You know what beauty is pain? Oh okay, I look like him from
nineteen eighty five. Beauty is also not that beautiful. You got to give
me a little bit of like the crease shadowing. Yes, I'm going to
Oh geez, oh oh, I just saw how much product you put on
the thing. Holy cow, you think you're dying from a like jaundice or
something. Well, I supposed to have, oh god, right there in
the crease. Okay, oh my god, Now blend it with like this
part here. I think you're done with the eyeshadow. And now you have
to put my lipstick on. Oh that's right now. I chose a pink
or a bright one. Well, you know how I like the more natural
look on you. I know, but you got to remember we're on I
know we're on audio, but we're on video too, right. Oh god,
you look stunned, and I know you guys don't like the when I
wear the dark lipstick? All right, now, fabulous. You can choose
from this one or this one. This is pink. This one is this
color like the pink. There you go, great, Oh, here we
go. Okay, are you watching? Do you need a mirror? Here's
a mirror. Oh no, I don't need a mirror. Oh my god.
You look like a weird Barbie or like a creepy stripper. I look
like the Barbie movie that the Freaky Barbie that's place by Kate McKinnon. Now
I can't see because your microphones in the way. Okay, okay, okay,
okay, all right, I can't see. Lower it a little bit.
Use the mirror, please, boy, Okay, lower it all right,
Barbie. Okay, Now on the teeth. Now on the teeth.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, Eric, it's like a huge chuck in my
teeth, in my mouth. I'm eating it now. Oh my god,
it's stunning. You look great. Are you done? Do you want to?
Are you? I think you're done. Let me just blot a little
more, did you blot? I usually the darker one on. Yeah,
let me do that because you know, here, where's the lid here it
is. Now, be careful, look at how dark this is. I'll
just do like apliner like you're an artist. You're an artist. You're an
artist. Use it to contour her blush, multipurpose it's two. Okay,
that heels good. Okay, okay, now the top, the chin,
it's good. Oh oh okay, okay. Oh all right? Oh that
side was good. This side, no, all right, look at that?
Thank god? So happy with my makeup job. It's so like an
easter egg. It so beautiful. Guns it down. Now what am I
supposed to do? Now? Oh god? All my makeup in one big
spot. All right, let me take this off, let me fix this?
All right? Is this passable for the rest of the show to No,
it's gonna have to be. You look ridiculous, all right. I
feel like I have lipstick coating my teeth. You do me? Okay,
okay do I no? Okay? I said I sucked it all off and
I swallowed it. Oh well, that's that's like a normal Saturday night for
a year lately. Geez. All right, So that was Eric's host chat.
I hope that was super fun to watch, because it was really fun
for me. His microphone. I don't know what's happening. Yeah, you
know. Look you've been doing this now for almost five years. Eric,
you know how to work a mic. Well it keeps falling. Well,
oh that's that. No, no, no, it just needs the arm.
Okay, here blunt, Oh you're taking it all off here. Wrong.
One other one I did know this one. This one is. Oh,
it needs to be a little bit more. See what happens with the
talent. There we go, There we go. That'll be close to me.
There we go. I want we'll edit all this out. No,
we won't in post. Let me see. I didn't do such a bad
job actually with the content. You didn't whatever. I don't even care.
Well, that was fine, very proud of myself. I mean, you
do have a little bit of talent considering that you did it from behind.
Oh a lot of talent. A lot of talent with that. Okay,
So now my host chat through a series of events and it had nothing to
do with that, with that website that I'm on backstage dot com. But
yes, uh, somebody I did a favor for somebody and I said,
yes, I'll play a teacher of a high school class for a movie.
Trailer for a director who graduated from film school and is going to be shopping
this trailer around and see if somebody wants to make it into a full fledged
film. So they're making like the trailer and it's called f m K and
it's a horror movie, like a campy horror movie. You know what f
m K means? Okay, f my you know the game FMK? No
fuck Mary kil Oh you know? Like okay, yes, you know Brian,
Eric and me? Who would you you know what I mean? Okay?
So anyway, so I was the teacher. It was at Poway High
School, and it was in an actual classroom, the coolest classroom I've ever
been in. They have like a full fledged broadcasting film editing like everything in
this classroom. So school was in session. Oh my god. But the
director had graduated many years ago from Poway High School, so he did he
asked his former teacher if you could do it. Out of that long story
short, here I am showing up at Poway High School two thirty in the
afternoon, and I was trying to look teacherish, you know. So I
wore like a dark green V neck shirt and like black slacks and flats,
like really trying to look. My hair was down, but I put it
behind me. So my role, I guess, is crucial because from my
last line, I have three lines. I know, right because I didn't
because it's unpaid. It was unpaid, which is fine. It was a
fun experience, and I really really like the director and I really wish the
best for them, and I hope this this becomes something for or him,
not for me, but for him. So so the whole here's the scene,
the kids, the bell rings, the kids, the kids, the
students. We're not supposed to come kids with other kids. The students get
up and they're filtering out of the classroom. And then I walk over to
one of the students who's the actor in the movie, and I ask him
something. Okay, so you're Manny, you're the student. Okay, I'm
Manny. Now I come up to you and you're not looking at me,
but when I say your name, you look at me, and after I
say the last line, you say, oh, just boy stuff, and
then you pack your bag like you're packing your bag. Okay, what's your
line? Oh just boy stuff. Okay, here we go. So bell
rings, students are filtering out I have a bunch of paper in my hands.
I'm walking to the desk. I'm saying goodbye to the students. Okay,
bye, bye bye. Manny heard, you have the house to yourself
tonight? Whoa Okay, wait is this is this like a Mary Kate?
What's her face? No? And I I had to flirt it down.
So I was flirting. I flirted it you being a director guest. Yeah,
I played there too flirty. No, I played it less flirty.
Let's do it again, all right, Manny heard, you have the house
to yourself tonight. What do you be doing? Uh? Just boy stuff?
What's boy stuff? Okay? So then one day, so I had
to do that line like twenty different ways, twenty different times. What's boy
stuff? What's boy stuff? What's boy stuff? What's boy stuff? Like
I have to I have to keep doing that him. Oh my god,
for sure. No, I don't. I don't want to come. So
they when they cut from that line to the mansion that they have, they've
already filmed this part and like his friends get picked off or something, they
get killed or whatever. But they're having a party. So my line is
crucial because it cuts right to the meat of the movie, right, Uh,
so they had to. It was really was interesting because now I'm gonna
watch movies a whole different way. I'm sure that Brian does because he went
to film school. But like, I had put my arm on the desk
like this, and they said, oh, that looks cool. Well,
film from in between her arm, looking at the main actor. So they
filmed from behind me under my arm while I was saying the line. They
did a wide shot of at the scene. They did a close up of
him, and then extreme close up of me doing my lines, and they
kept going, let's put the camera like a little lower, a little lower,
and I'm thinking, oh god, no, higher, higher, not
lower. So I need to teach them everything so I can't imagine what my
face. It's just to have what it's just coverage, you know, yes,
true, they yeah, they did. They covered every base they needed
to cover in every shot they needed, just in case they were going to
use it. So I hope for the best. They're going to be shopping
it around. It sounds well. Apparently I have another scene and it's in
LA and they they said that they would pay for my gas. I'm like
okay, and it's a sex scene. No, I'm in a wedding dress,
which is weird. No, I'm not marrying the kid are the student.
We don't call them kids, I've learned. We don't call them kids.
We call them students students because even the director was calling them kids and
the teacher said, hey, no, they're students. But anyway, so
FMK, look for it upcoming. We'll all go see it together when it
comes out. I'm sure that will recast my parts. This is just a
Tester trailer, but it was really fun. Well, good for you,
I'm glad, And just wait until I tell you what I've been up to
auditionwise. Only imagine what you are imagining is not even no, because there's
all sorts of things on that backstage dot com. I mean, you've got
social media stuff, commercials, Netflix shows, student movies, short films,
long films, New York, Seattle, LA. I'm obviously I don't only
look at the ones for San Diego in LA. I'm not going to fly
to Washington, d C. To make three hundred dollars, you know what
I mean. But I look for the ones that are paid, and usually
they're not very much. But it's just really fun. It's fun and why
not? Right? Why not? Why not? You create a whole profile
and you put on your examples. And so I did get a message today
which I'm going to talk about on Thursday. And so you need to help
me practice for okay, and that's where you're going to be my husband.
Okay, perfect, Okay. So now, oh I'm feeling so pretty,
so so pretty. You're luminous. I can't take that with my cream eyeshadow.
I love it. Take my eyes off you. I want to hear
some Double D baby. What's going on in the celebrity world and music wise,
let's roll the double D music people all over this microphone? All it
did? I didn't I think you did because you weren't attention. You couldn't
see what is going on. So Katy Perry is leaving American Idol after the
upcoming season. People still watch American Idol. You know. I was listening
to We didn't say Howard Stern. I listen to Howard Stern. I love
Howard Stern and lit. That's the only reason I have that serious like some
app It's the only or in my car, is the only thing I listened
to. Anyway, long story short, he was saying that people do still
watch it because she is looking super hot lately. Oh yeah, she looks.
She wears like these teeny tiny little outfits and you know, Katy Perry
wears all these like fun and he's like, if she leaves, it's going
to be it's so boring. I mean mad respect to Lionel Richie, but
he's not that entertaining is to look at? And is it Luke Bryant?
Yeah, I think it's Luke Bryant. Yeah, I don't even know.
I've not watched. Well, I don't have cable, so I don't watch.
I don't watch anymore. Every once in a while I'll tune in and
I wouldn't seek it out. No, Grandpa still has cable, right,
Grandpa still has cable. You know what, I miss it, I really
miss it. It's just too freaking expensive. I know. I hate cable.
I love cable. I love the idea of watching TV with other people
at the same time. Yes, do you know what I'm saying. I
know what you're saying. Okay, all right, I feel you. I
feel you, sister, my sister friend, my little wifey. You can
now sip on cans of gin and Juice from Doctor Dre and Snoop Dogg.
They released canned alcoholic cocktails called Gin and Juice, just like their song.
They come in citrus, melon, passion fruit, and apricot. Wow.
Finally, that's bin. I didn't even know they had a song called Sipping
on Gin and Juice laid back with my mind on my money and my money
on my mind. Oh you know that song, you know the song I
do. But that's the song. I know. That's what it was called
old and this should have happened a long time ago. But cool, Okay,
Fine, to take a guess on how much Owen Wilson has earned just
by saying the word wow in his movies, six hundred books. Well,
that's something he always says, is wow, right, that's wow. It
sounded just like thank you. I really it's like wow, oh yeah wowow
oh yeah, wait wow. That's like Marge from the Simpsons. Wow.
Just does the quick like wow, whispery wow. Okay, Well, how
much one hundred and thirty five thousand dollars he's he said one hundred and two
times, which he makes an average of about a one thousand, three hundred
and twenty four per word per time he says wow in his movies, Wow
Wow Wow. What else? Uh? The People's Choice Awards were this weekend?
Oh did you watch? Because I didn't know. That's one of the
lesser award shows that I don't even pay attention to. So I have to
say this. Everybody looked horrible. Red carpet was Where was it? What
it was in La? I'm not sure what theaterre was at. I didn't
watch it. Do you all like the big stars show up or just kind
of like the there? There were barely anybody that I even recognized when I
you know, because I of course I looked at the red carpet to see
what people were wearing. Who was the most famous person there? In your
opinion? Do you think, like, I'm sure Jalo wasn't there. I'm
sure Ben wasn't there. I'm sure Taylor wasn't there. I'm sure. Well,
it was hosted by someone named Samo Louis Leo Louis, Okay, I
have no idea who that is. I did not recognize him. So I
and they have the weirdest do the people categories? Do they sit in the
tables so that's the golden clothes? No, they sit in tables and then
there's the stadiums. You know, So who is the most famous person?
Do you think? Probably Billy Ellish? Oh, Billie Eilish eyelash. Yeah,
okay. She won for Best TV Performance of the Year in a show
called Swarm. Oh. I just started watching that. I didn't know she
was in that. Yeah. It's pretty rough. It's pretty kind of tough
to watch, is it. Yeah, because the girl, the main character
already is going through a lot. Oh okay, but oh okay, Wow,
good for Billy. Favorite reality star was Chloe Kardashian. What uh huh
it should have been are automatics? She was nominated, but she did not
win, But she did win for Favorite Competition Star competition contestant. She won?
Did she was she in a competition? She wasn't Dancing with the Stars?
Oh that's right, she did. Oh wow. Now she's on Broadway
in Chicago. Aw that that was the most watched a version of the stage
show ever. Yeah, good for her. Wow, being cheated on was
the best thing that ever happened to her. Daytime talk show went to Kelly
Clarkson. Drama star was Jennifer Aniston for the morning show. Oh, that's
just so good. I love it. Male star was Pedro Pascal for From
the Last of Us The Last of Us, Yes, and it won for
drama I think the Kardashians One for reality competition show was The Voice. Comedy
was Only Murders in the Building. And the show of the Year was Grey's
Anatomy, which I did not even know still was on. Okay, people
who watched Gray's Anatomy and that they love I apparently once you start watching it,
I guess you can't stop. And there are like eighteen seasons maybe,
and it just keeps going. People keep dying. People give I stopped watching
when Denny died, Remember Danny. I never have watched. One episode was
the one woman who used to be on it, Catherine something Heigel. That's
when I stopped. Oh yes, well wow, Well good for them and
for you. You'll like this. Movie of the Year went to Barbie.
Good Action movie went to Hunger Games Ballad of Songbird and Snakes. I didn't
even know there was another Hunger Games. Comedy went to Barbie. Drama went
to Oppenheimer. Female star went to Margot Robbie. Action movie star was Rachel
Zeigler for Hunger Games, Ballad of Songbird and States Comedy Star was Jennifer Lawrence
for what uh the movie that she just came out. I don't remember the
name of it. It was where she played the woman that was paid to
seduce the sun. It wasn't that good, No, it wasn't very much.
But she won. Okay, she won? Oh I saw that.
Yes, it had three words. I can't remember what it was. It
was fully naked in that fully naked. She looks great, Yeah, she
looks great. A movie performance of the Year was America Ferrera for the Barbie
movie. Oh good, Performance of the year, yes, wait, supporting
or yes? Oh okay. And then when it came to music, I
didn't know who all right, Grandpa? Who anybody was? One male performer
was Juhn Kook Young Young? Oh? Is that one of the K pop
I have no idea. I don't know. I recognize a name, not
sure about the background. Female was, of course, Taylor Swift. Male
country artist was Jelly Roll. I couldnot get over that name. Taylor Swift
also won for Social Celebrity Concert Tour and Pop Artist As she should? As
she should? And is she still I guess she's still with Travis. He
of course won first Sports Star of the Year. Really, yes, of
course. Well, my friend was telling me, I didn't watch the parade
after the Big Game. You're not supposed to say I guess after the big
game something with whatever. Well, because there have been times when we have
not been allowed to say that on radio because it's trademarked or something, or
you're not like find or I don't know whatever. That's what I remember anyway,
so I always say big game. So after they had the parade and
everything and he got up on stage, she said, like people actually had
to hold him up. He was still so drunk, and he was saying
like he was doing that Las Vegas thing again. I'm worried for Taylor.
Yes, No, Hard Feelings was the movie that Jennifer Lawrence was in.
Okay, yes, he's I don't know, he might have like a violent
streak. I'm worried about it. I'm worried about I don't want to hand
to ruin her golden like aura. Yes, yeah, it would be so
funny though. No, I'm just saying it would be so funny if her
career, like, like in an ironic way, if her career went down
the drain because she dated an NFL guy who was like a terrible person.
Oh like what if? Well, maybe she should talk to the Kardashians because
they've dated, haven't they dated basketball? And I don't know. Well remember
Travis God I forgot his last name? Yes, and uh, when he
was inciting that everybody get rough and like somebody died at his concert, a
couple of people did or got still trampled, and somehow the Kardashians managed to
gloss that over with something else. But and then Kanye of course is causing
problems. I watched two movies this weekend, and are three movies actually one
in the theater, two on Netflix. Okay, argyle. I saw in
the theater. It was actually really really fun. I loved it in that
No, it's Henry Cavill. Cavill, Dua Lipa is in it, and
it's kind of like an James Bond espionage kind of a thing. Never mind,
it was so much fun. Eric loves cheap action movies. I loved
it. He loves Jason Statham. Yeah, all those like, uh,
do you like the car Ones with Vin diesel Ones? Oh my gosh,
yes, no, thank you. Yes, it was a lot of fun
Okay. I watched a movie called joy Ride, which is got the actress
that's in Emily in Paris, Oh, that plays the best friend of Emily,
the girl that's like anyway trust fund. Yeah, I can't remember what
her name is. It's scary. No, No, it's really funny.
Okay. It's about a group of friends that go to Japan. It's it
was funny, okay. And then I can't believe I started this the new
season of Love is Blind. I can't believe you did either. So there
was a guy that was on a former season and he did a video on
social media and he said the following. He goes, to all of you
who are watching the new season of Love is Blind, please know the following
things. They are completely sleep deprived. They are under incredible amount of stress.
They are also malnourished and probably starving because of the long shooting hours.
They're mentally weakened. Like because he was saying, you know, this is
a fun show and you can criticize and laugh and joke and stuff, but
like these people really are kind of having It's not easy. It's basically what
he was saying, So kind of change my opinion of it, and I'm
like, well, I don't want to see people like no, believing that
they're in love and then when they're not, yeah, and when they're just
hungry and then they see each other and go, oh no, I'm not
love anymore. You're oh, this was a mistake. Oh am, I
going to back out of this one, but I still want to be on
TV. So I'm going to go to the hotel with him and just not
have sex with him. Right. Oh. You know who's making the circuit
right now is Crystal Hefner, who was Hugh Hefner's last wife that was married
to him like when he died. So it it just sounds like a I
mean, she's like, I wasn't a gold digger, but I'm like,
there was like a she was like twenty and he was eighty. Well he
was still like all about having sex at that. Yeah, but like with
other people, like in the room, did she inherit anything from him?
So I was a wife, I don't She didn't really touch on that.
Whenever somebody asked her, she was like, well then I make my own
money and blah blah blah blah blah. But yeah, it was it was
very interesting to watch her on the circuit promoting this book. Wow, I'm
not going to read it. I started watching a movie that got one hundred
on Rotten Tomatoes. It's on Netflix and it's foreign. It's called A Killer
Paradox and it's about a guy who accidentally there's just this mild mannered young man.
It's it's from I think it's Korean maybe, so it's subtitled or you
can watch it with a dubbed over and by accident he kills a random guy
and it leads to all of this crazy stuff. And so I'm only like
a quarter of the way through, but I read that it just people are
going crazy about. It's called a Killer Paradox, Killer Paradox, Yeah,
and it's a I love thriller. I love suspense. I'm not like super
into Gore, but I love like shocking things and documentaries. I watched some
documentary on some French. Uh, some French Swindler. Guy, I love
this Swindler documentary. Speaking of the other movie that I watched was called Thanksgiving
on Netflix. Okay, why did you choose that? Because I heard it's
Eli Roth. Oh. I watched that, Yeah, and I heard it
was really, really clever. It was scary and it was funny. Okay,
it wasn't scary, but it was fairly funny. So would you recommend
it to me? Would I want to spend an hour and a half you'd
probably enjoy. It's pretty gory, it's not that scary. It's kind of
a B movie. Yeah no, then no, thank you. I I
didn't particularly I wouldn't watch it again. I have to catch up's name in
it. I didn't know who any Oh Patrick Tempsey's. Yeah, I have
to catch up on ninety Day Fiance. I'm only halfway through uh Sunday's episode
and Gino and Jasmine are getting married apparently. I don't know who that is.
I know, but people that are watching that watch ninety Day know what
I'm talking about. Oh, speaking of ninety Day, Oh well, yeah,
I can say this. Kimberly, our friend Yes from the show,
hosted a bad bingo at Sequan on Saturday and it was so fun. It
started at eleven pm. Oh, youl have died. You would have died.
I would have died. I got home at three AO. What oh,
how are you even awake? Because I managed to lease one hundred and
fifty dollars after the bingo, which I didn't win. My god, I
gotta say that is the most fun bingo you've ever been to. There's a
dance contest you can win one thousand dollars each bingo. There's like five or
six or seven different games. There's neon lies, there's music, there's a
DJ. It's so fun and it's every Saturday, I think anyway. So
she Kimberly and Jamal and these two dudes from the Bachelor hosted it and it
was really fun. Wow. I one thing I was forgetting to ask you
on Netflix? Have you watched Killer Something stock Her, Killer Lover Her?
H Yes, I know Stocker Killer. I'm halfway through that. Oh only
halfway. Yes, you are going to wet your pants. Oh already?
It is oh compile have you heard of it? So this guy true story,
it's a true story, is a documentary, like one of those crime
documentaries. And he meets this woman, goes out with her, and he
they end the relationship and she starts texting him hundreds and hundreds of times and
she's like, you're a scumbag, you know, And he's like starts calling
his work. He gets into a new relationship. She starts king the woman's
car burns the house down. Oh okay, I got to that part.
Oh my god, what just if you think that's the worst of it?
Okay, I got Oh my god, have so much watch Oh my god,
it is crazy. And do I watch Aubenheimer from my small TV?
Is boring? Watch out here? Watch it out here, but watch it,
just watch it boring. It's not that exciting, but it's boring.
Well, I'm you will never How much do you want to bet that you
will not? I'll bet you dinner that you don't make it through it.
It is long, but if it's interesting and it's the silly and what's that
guy's name, Murphy? Yeah, if he's that, if he's good as
good as people say he is, I'll be into that is I'll bet you
dinner. And since I you know, I'm I've been on ave been on
a few film sets, well one anyway, a high school I kind of
I'll look at it differently now how it shot him? You won't. You'll
look at how it's shot as you're watching the inside of your eyelids. Yeah.
Probably if I watch out here. I passed out of the oh for
sure. You'll owe me dinner. Oh. By the way, I have
an update about the daddy guy. Oh god, who I want you to
call me? Daddy? My friend from my friend that I talked to my
old friend. Yeah, so she please she I talked to her. I
think it was yesterday. Yeah, And I was like, what is going
on with that? You please tell me you did not go out with him
again. She because no, but I did tell him like I wasn't into
it. It didn't really turn me on, like I said. And then
so they've kind of continued to text, and he knows that she really loves
hotels, like to go to hotels, and so he said to her,
Hey, I booked a room. I would love for you to come.
And then he said, this is texting. Wait does live in San Diego?
No? Oh no they don't. They neither of them do. Oh
okay, And so they were texting and he goes, oh, and I
am fully shaved and cleaned down there, and I expect you to be too,
as well, fully shit in the pube area. I don't know,
but like I'm like there he is, pulls the daddy stuff again. I
go, unless you want to be like like total submissive like, Missus,
this is not going away, and it's just going to keep getting worse and
worse and worse. The requests. Oh no, she like was like,
okay, we buye by second date just being a straight up hook up at
a hotel as well. You know, It's like, Laura, if I
ever texted you and said I'm totally shaved down there and I expect you to
be to you'd be all you like, that's not the craziest thing. But
in the situation, it's just kind of rude. But he was. He's
just very demanding. I'm like, that is if this is the start,
think about what it's going to continue to be. He's going to ask a
lot of you. Yeah. So anyways, I think she blocked him.
I think she's good. All right, So Brian, do you under do
your thing now or do you want to wait until Thursday? Because we can
shut this down because I think I really am feeling the need to fix my
makeup, fix your makeup. I have green eyeshadow all the way up to
my eyebrows. That is eighties terrible. All right, we'll do it.
Okay, thank you, And you know what, to be honest, you
didn't do have about a job on the contouring and the blending. But I
feel like, yeah, all right, so, oh my god, I
can't even wait till Thursday's episode. You're gonna play my husband and you're gonna
help me, and I'm gonna get this job. I cannot wait. You
are totally getting this job with my help. And then Brian, you direct
us and you tell us what we need to do differently. Oh, I
would fire you. No, no, no, you have to be I
want you to be honest, and I want this. I think it's like
five hundred bucks. I would fire you for that one job, but maybe
not this one. I might be right for this particular job. I beg
you about be as nice as poss You just said to be as honest as
possible. Well, yes and and nice and no. Yes, I haven't
found a role that I think is right for you yet. You Okay,
you have no clue. Just wait, I have no clue. Just wait.
Do you see my auditions? So you're gonna die, all right,
you guys. Thank you so much for watching on Instagram Live. Thank you
so much for watching on YouTube. Thank you so much for listening, whether
it's Spotify or Apple or iHeart or Spreaker or Google or whatever. We really
appreciate Pandora. Thank you, think you think you, thank you, thank
you, and love your podcast. I love you and I think that you
look beautiful. I thought, oh real quick, yeah, do you want
to see what the sweatshirt can do? Yeah? Okay, I got it
from Timu. Oh my god. Watch it's very vegasy. Ago no,
I know, but still, I've never had one of these. Oh my
god, you should do the whole next show. I know, I feel
like I want to, but I've never had a fun sweatshirt like this before.
Do you want to get me one of those so that you can just
zip it up over my mouth? Yes? I would be perfect. I'll
find you the most hideous one I could find. Oh my god, well
that one's pretty hideous. I know, I know you would. I know
you don't like the sparkles. I actually don't mind them. Okay, all
right, lock out, give me a present, Come on, Eric,
give me a gift. Oh you're getting a gift on Thursday show. Oh
yeah? Oh yes, yes, I love you. I love you too.
I'm dying right. Oh love your podcast. I love you, my
sweet sweet babies. Bye bye, guys, yes no no no