WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.080 --> 00:00:03.919 And here we go to today's Minnesota Goodbye the fry Yay version. Now, 2 00:00:04.000 --> 00:00:09.000 yesterday we Vont called me after I was home. I was actually at the 3 00:00:09.400 --> 00:00:12.880 Speedway gas station, and Vont called and said, what should we call the 4 00:00:12.919 --> 00:00:15.880 Minnesota Goodbye today? What did you talk about? And I said, I 5 00:00:15.919 --> 00:00:20.519 don't remember, as I didn't because usually we find something during the Minnesota Goodbye 6 00:00:20.519 --> 00:00:22.960 and we go, Oh, that would be a fun title. Sure, 7 00:00:23.160 --> 00:00:30.879 So I think we could call today Bailey's dirty Hair, because Bailey is. 8 00:00:30.920 --> 00:00:33.240 I said something to Bailey, I said a minute ago, I said, 9 00:00:33.280 --> 00:00:35.840 you look different today? What looks different about you? And I joked, 10 00:00:35.880 --> 00:00:39.960 did you whack your mustache? Yes? Because Bailey we talked about Bailey admitted 11 00:00:39.960 --> 00:00:43.000 that she has a mustache dash yesterday. Yeah, and it is. I 12 00:00:43.039 --> 00:00:46.320 did shave it down a little bit, you know, at the hedge. 13 00:00:46.520 --> 00:00:49.719 I shaved down that nasty nasty marks. Are you joking? I don't know 14 00:00:49.719 --> 00:00:53.000 whether you're serious or not, because I've never noticed a mustache. You look 15 00:00:53.039 --> 00:00:56.640 perfectly beautiful and feminine to me. Thank you. It's because I'm really good 16 00:00:56.679 --> 00:01:00.439 at keeping it up, but like it's a daily thing, not like I 17 00:01:00.479 --> 00:01:03.439 don't have like a five o'clock shadow. It's just like you know, like 18 00:01:03.679 --> 00:01:07.400 the weird witchy wort hair that grows out, except it's on like the lower 19 00:01:07.439 --> 00:01:10.480 half of my face. So I just have to play. You get hotter 20 00:01:10.519 --> 00:01:12.599 and hotter the more you talk. Yeah, yeah, but you were talking 21 00:01:12.640 --> 00:01:15.560 about my that I looked different, and I think it's because of my hair. 22 00:01:17.200 --> 00:01:23.079 Because there's a thing now called clean girl aesthetic. And my my reasoning 23 00:01:23.359 --> 00:01:26.120 or what I think, my theory about clean girl aesthetic is that you're not 24 00:01:26.159 --> 00:01:30.840 actually clean. You do it when you're dirty. So my hair is like 25 00:01:30.879 --> 00:01:34.560 oily right now. I didn't have time to wash it. So you just 26 00:01:34.640 --> 00:01:37.760 part it down the middle and then you slick down the sides and you pin 27 00:01:37.840 --> 00:01:40.599 them back, and that's like clean girl aesthetic. And usually you put it 28 00:01:40.640 --> 00:01:42.840 in like a bun or something and that's a look, and then you wear 29 00:01:42.920 --> 00:01:48.079 gold hoop earrings and that's clean girls. Really, I really had no idea. 30 00:01:48.239 --> 00:01:49.200 It looks like it's a choice, like, oh yeah, this is 31 00:01:49.239 --> 00:01:53.239 my fashion choice, when really my hair is just dirty. Your hair is 32 00:01:53.280 --> 00:01:55.319 just dirty. How often do you wash your hair? I hear you're not 33 00:01:55.359 --> 00:01:57.480 supposed to wash it every day? Yeah, I probably wash it maybe twice 34 00:01:57.519 --> 00:02:04.280 a week. I know that's like probably gross, or even maybe once once 35 00:02:04.359 --> 00:02:07.319 a week, twice a week maybe, I don't know. I don't watch 36 00:02:07.359 --> 00:02:08.960 it very often. I'm glad you're honest about this one. I wash my 37 00:02:09.000 --> 00:02:13.960 hair every day before I come into work. On weekends, I don't always 38 00:02:14.639 --> 00:02:17.199 even take a shower on the weekend, but I put on a ball cap, 39 00:02:17.840 --> 00:02:21.479 you know, because then you don't know what's under there. Yeah, 40 00:02:21.479 --> 00:02:23.840 that's my whole summer, is that right? Yeah, then no one can 41 00:02:23.840 --> 00:02:27.400 see your head. I mean, who cares. I'm going on walks, 42 00:02:27.400 --> 00:02:30.439 I'm wearing a ball cap. Come home. My hair is so nasty and 43 00:02:30.479 --> 00:02:34.719 disgusting. And then clean girl aesthetic put on them gold hoop ear rings and 44 00:02:34.919 --> 00:02:38.599 people just think it's a choice, and then that works. Yeah, let's 45 00:02:38.639 --> 00:02:43.680 read some emails. Anna writes in says, Dave, you say you always 46 00:02:43.680 --> 00:02:46.360 say that you will recover and you have no doubt about your future. And 47 00:02:46.400 --> 00:02:50.240 she's implying about the morning show, and you know, with the changes on 48 00:02:50.280 --> 00:02:53.280 the morning show and the changes on the radio station. And I've always said 49 00:02:53.319 --> 00:02:55.120 I know what to do. Sometimes it takes a little bit longer, but 50 00:02:55.159 --> 00:02:58.759 I always know what to do. And she says, you have no doubt 51 00:02:58.759 --> 00:03:01.080 about your future. I'm wondering if you have any insight on how to build 52 00:03:01.120 --> 00:03:06.560 this mindset. I'm at a crossroads in my business where my right hand woman 53 00:03:06.680 --> 00:03:09.319 is going to have a baby and will be leaving me. I'm kind of 54 00:03:09.319 --> 00:03:15.080 freaking out. Any words of wisdom, licking only peanut butter, and ain't 55 00:03:15.280 --> 00:03:21.400 dart nothing that is from Anna, not a dart liquor, apparently, you 56 00:03:21.439 --> 00:03:24.960 know, I think it is. It is a believe in yourself kind of 57 00:03:24.960 --> 00:03:30.039 a thing. And I also have seen that somebody said the other day, 58 00:03:30.039 --> 00:03:34.560 they said, in the end, it'll work out, and if it hasn't 59 00:03:34.560 --> 00:03:37.680 worked out, it's not the end. Do you like that in the end, 60 00:03:37.719 --> 00:03:39.039 it'll work out, and if it hasn't worked out, it's not the 61 00:03:39.159 --> 00:03:43.840 end? Giving movie, it's giving cinematic a little bit. But I really 62 00:03:43.919 --> 00:03:46.719 think that I've been through this long enough to know. The first time that 63 00:03:46.759 --> 00:03:50.800 somebody left a morning show was probably when I was about twenty four years old 64 00:03:50.840 --> 00:03:53.800 and a guy that worked with us was a great guy on the air. 65 00:03:53.879 --> 00:03:59.400 Everybody loved him, but he was not always the best person. So he 66 00:03:59.439 --> 00:04:02.039 got fired and people panicked and freaked out. And I panicked and freaked out. 67 00:04:02.080 --> 00:04:03.439 I was like, oh my god, it'll never be the same. 68 00:04:03.639 --> 00:04:09.240 And we hired somebody that was as good as, if not better than him, 69 00:04:09.759 --> 00:04:13.479 and then I was like, oh, okay, so things suck for 70 00:04:13.520 --> 00:04:16.199 a little while, but then you learn that they get better. So I 71 00:04:16.240 --> 00:04:18.920 will tell you experience will show you that one. But I think one of 72 00:04:18.959 --> 00:04:24.959 the things about experience is while it's a great teacher, it's painful and it 73 00:04:25.040 --> 00:04:29.040 takes a long time. Yeah, so that's one of the reasons I wrote 74 00:04:29.040 --> 00:04:30.480 that book, take a shower, show up on time, don't steal anything. 75 00:04:30.680 --> 00:04:33.319 Is because experienced is a great teacher, but it's painful, it takes 76 00:04:33.319 --> 00:04:38.600 a long time. So I will tell you Anna, you will find somebody 77 00:04:38.720 --> 00:04:43.040 in your business who will be as good as, if not better than, 78 00:04:43.079 --> 00:04:46.319 the person who was leaving you. And believe that. Fake it till you 79 00:04:46.399 --> 00:04:49.240 make it, and just believe that it'll happen. And I'm going to tell 80 00:04:49.240 --> 00:04:53.319 you one more thing, And I told Carson this too. I said, 81 00:04:53.439 --> 00:04:57.600 if you hire somebody and in the first couple of weeks you're already having trouble 82 00:04:57.600 --> 00:05:00.959 with them, cut them loose, ye, don't sit there and wait forever 83 00:05:01.199 --> 00:05:03.720 for them to get better, right, be like they're going to get better 84 00:05:03.800 --> 00:05:08.439 someday. Probably not, no, right, And I've worked with people like 85 00:05:08.480 --> 00:05:11.079 that too, and I'm not going to give any examples, but there was 86 00:05:11.120 --> 00:05:15.439 somebody who we hired to be on the show, and we were very confident, 87 00:05:15.480 --> 00:05:17.279 and within the first couple of weeks, we're like, this is not 88 00:05:17.399 --> 00:05:21.480 working. It's not working. And so after five weeks they were gone and 89 00:05:21.519 --> 00:05:25.959 most people don't even remember who they were. Me wondering who it was. 90 00:05:26.120 --> 00:05:30.800 I'll tell you off the air, but they were a wonderful person, but 91 00:05:30.879 --> 00:05:33.759 they just weren't right. So I will tell you that if you ever hire 92 00:05:33.800 --> 00:05:36.560 somebody and they screw up, and you give them a chance or two, 93 00:05:36.600 --> 00:05:40.240 and you have to pull them aside and talk to them after a couple of 94 00:05:40.279 --> 00:05:43.519 weeks or a month, if they're still doing it, get rid of them. 95 00:05:43.600 --> 00:05:46.120 Cut your losses, because it will be a painful journey and you'll end 96 00:05:46.199 --> 00:05:49.240 up firing them anyway. Yeah in the long run, so as well, 97 00:05:50.040 --> 00:05:54.519 Yeah, cut your loss now. But she did say too that it's somebody 98 00:05:54.519 --> 00:05:57.639 who's going on maternity leave. Yeah, it doesn't last forever, true, 99 00:05:57.720 --> 00:06:00.920 Yeah, yeah, yeah, so they'll come back and my my boss at 100 00:06:00.000 --> 00:06:03.000 my real job is on maternity leave right now, and we were like, 101 00:06:03.160 --> 00:06:06.759 we're gonna we're gonna flounder. This is going to be so bad, and 102 00:06:06.800 --> 00:06:11.399 we're fact we've actually like surprised ourselves with how capable we are without her. 103 00:06:11.759 --> 00:06:15.120 Not that like we don't need her and she doesn't serve a purpose, because 104 00:06:15.160 --> 00:06:17.680 she really does. But I think you'll surprise yourself. Just trust yourself that 105 00:06:17.720 --> 00:06:20.240 you know what to do even if she's not there. Yeah, yeah, 106 00:06:20.279 --> 00:06:23.680 And I think that's part of the whole fake it till you make it kind 107 00:06:23.680 --> 00:06:29.240 of a thing. But yeah, you'll you'll be surprisingly fine. Next one, 108 00:06:29.399 --> 00:06:31.120 don't say a name on the radio. I want you to read this 109 00:06:31.199 --> 00:06:34.279 on the radio, though, uh maybe some people will get the hint and 110 00:06:34.360 --> 00:06:39.360 not come to class. I go to an aqua fit class at and I'm 111 00:06:39.360 --> 00:06:43.000 not going to say where, but it's an aqua fit class in the suburbs. 112 00:06:43.560 --> 00:06:46.000 And if you are not going to give it all in the class, 113 00:06:46.079 --> 00:06:48.240 get out of the pool. So there is more room in the pool for 114 00:06:48.480 --> 00:06:53.399 people who give their all. And you, mister, who only comes to 115 00:06:53.399 --> 00:06:56.240 class after you've been on a cruise, so you can brag about it. 116 00:06:56.439 --> 00:06:59.639 You brag about the cruise that your wife pays for because you can't keep a 117 00:06:59.720 --> 00:07:03.120 job. And we the people in the pool know that at one point your 118 00:07:03.120 --> 00:07:08.199 wife was thinking about getting a divorce because you are lazy. So don't come 119 00:07:08.240 --> 00:07:11.000 to class classes. For those who give it, they're all, thanks for 120 00:07:11.079 --> 00:07:14.079 letting me vent have a great day. I thought that was just funny. 121 00:07:14.240 --> 00:07:16.879 Yeah, it's like just so out of the blue. Jeez, Louise, 122 00:07:18.160 --> 00:07:23.279 I will say, isn't it interesting how he comes to class. He's like, 123 00:07:23.360 --> 00:07:26.639 yeah, my wife paid for the cruise because I can't keep a job. 124 00:07:27.199 --> 00:07:29.879 And wife is like, I'm going to divorce this lazy son of a 125 00:07:29.879 --> 00:07:33.040 bitch because I can't take it anymore. And he still goes to aquafect class 126 00:07:33.040 --> 00:07:36.600 though, but he doesn't give it as all, get out of the pool, 127 00:07:38.560 --> 00:07:43.680 Get out, Get out of the pool. Scrolling down to another one 128 00:07:45.639 --> 00:07:51.519 quick debt on the or quick note on the whole Bruno Mars gambling debt story. 129 00:07:51.560 --> 00:07:54.680 This is the one where there was a rumor over the weekend that Bruno 130 00:07:54.720 --> 00:07:58.800 Mars had fifty million in gambling debt. Jenny made a comment on Tuesday show 131 00:07:58.879 --> 00:08:01.399 saying don't you have to pay you're gambling debt right away. Well, listen, 132 00:08:01.959 --> 00:08:07.240 I actually work in accounting for a casino company, not MGM and not 133 00:08:07.399 --> 00:08:13.439 local to Minnesota, and it is very common to issue markers. They're basically 134 00:08:13.560 --> 00:08:16.720 IOUs to patrons who would rather gamble with the casinos money and not their own. 135 00:08:18.279 --> 00:08:20.800 Then they pay back the money at a later date, and I've seen 136 00:08:20.839 --> 00:08:24.639 people not pay theirs back for close to a year. Especially big players are 137 00:08:24.639 --> 00:08:26.959 well known celebrities. The casinos don't even chase them down too hard because they 138 00:08:26.959 --> 00:08:31.360 know they're good for it. I'm assuming, if there was any validity to 139 00:08:31.399 --> 00:08:33.759 the story, that Bruno had an outstanding marker, and that's what the source 140 00:08:33.840 --> 00:08:39.279 was referring to, and perhaps Bruno conveniently ended up paying as marker the IOU 141 00:08:39.320 --> 00:08:43.720 between the day the story broke and the day MGM commented that he didn't owe 142 00:08:43.759 --> 00:08:48.039 them anything. Who knows. Oh the stories I could tell from being around 143 00:08:48.039 --> 00:08:52.440 the casino industry for ten plus years, but I'll have to save them for 144 00:08:52.600 --> 00:09:00.159 another day. And then she signs it right, staff right, Allisons saying 145 00:09:00.200 --> 00:09:01.919 so much for the staff writers, Stick or Dave, I really appreciate you 146 00:09:03.039 --> 00:09:05.320 sending me one after my email was read a couple of weeks ago, and 147 00:09:05.360 --> 00:09:07.600 it was fun to get into the mail. Appreciate all you do to entertain 148 00:09:07.720 --> 00:09:13.799 us each morning. Thank you. I always try to hit the right deleat 149 00:09:13.879 --> 00:09:18.360 button, so I don't delete one that we haven't read. No, that 150 00:09:18.799 --> 00:09:22.360 one, and I'm not going to read know to that one. You remember 151 00:09:22.399 --> 00:09:26.759 that line and we don't use that very often anymore. And that one we're 152 00:09:26.799 --> 00:09:31.399 going to read on the air at some point. And let me go down 153 00:09:31.480 --> 00:09:35.720 to this one, Dave, what do you think about this Boeing whistleblower? 154 00:09:37.080 --> 00:09:41.159 Now, okay, this is somebody who worked at Boeing blew the whistle that 155 00:09:41.279 --> 00:09:45.440 Boeing wasn't doing something right. And then I think apparently they killed themselves, 156 00:09:46.360 --> 00:09:50.240 and then people suspect that Boeing had them killed or something like that. Sure, 157 00:09:50.240 --> 00:09:54.039 so I watch I just watched a video and this girl got paid two 158 00:09:54.159 --> 00:09:58.200 hundred and fifty dollars to get her flight chained so she wouldn't have to fly 159 00:09:58.320 --> 00:10:03.919 in a seven thirty seven Max nine, which had two shockingly fatal tragic accidents. 160 00:10:05.000 --> 00:10:07.679 When it was newly released. It was a new version of the seven 161 00:10:07.759 --> 00:10:11.879 thirty seven. I was reading comments and people were saying how other seven thirty 162 00:10:11.919 --> 00:10:13.720 sevens were safe? Mind giving your thoughts on this. It sounds like the 163 00:10:13.759 --> 00:10:16.480 worst one is the seven thirty seven Max nine. Would you fly on one 164 00:10:16.519 --> 00:10:20.279 of them? Thank you have wonderful weekend, And that is from Shay. 165 00:10:22.360 --> 00:10:26.440 I've thought about that one. They grounded all the seven thirty seven Maxes, 166 00:10:26.039 --> 00:10:30.399 and if they're back in the air, I'm gonna guess they're probably fine. 167 00:10:30.639 --> 00:10:33.799 I don't really want to get too deep into it because that would be boring. 168 00:10:33.960 --> 00:10:37.879 Bailey's eyes are already rolling back in her head. I'm falling asleep. 169 00:10:37.000 --> 00:10:41.200 But if I run into you somewhere, like at my book signing, Oh 170 00:10:41.360 --> 00:10:45.840 plug coming, Oh tomorrow is my book signing Saturday, March twenty third, 171 00:10:46.080 --> 00:10:50.039 at the Local in Saint Louis Park, free appetizers. I'm going to go 172 00:10:50.080 --> 00:10:54.279 buy the warehouse today and get six boxes of books, twenty in each one, 173 00:10:56.320 --> 00:11:00.240 six times twenty six times. That's one hundred and twenty books. There's 174 00:11:00.279 --> 00:11:05.200 nothing more boring than airplane talk than math doing math, I know, but 175 00:11:05.759 --> 00:11:07.879 I told Susan, I said, I'm going to bring in a couple of 176 00:11:07.919 --> 00:11:13.600 boxes at a time because what I don't want and I'm not nervous about this 177 00:11:13.679 --> 00:11:16.240 one. I think that enough people will show up to make it a successful 178 00:11:16.240 --> 00:11:18.600 event. But I still it's kind of like you throw a party and you 179 00:11:18.720 --> 00:11:20.799 do all this preparation, and then your neighbor and then your cousins show up, 180 00:11:20.840 --> 00:11:24.639 and that's really it, and you pretend that it's normal. You know, 181 00:11:24.759 --> 00:11:26.440 you're into a party where like you and three other people show up and 182 00:11:26.480 --> 00:11:30.600 you pretend you're having a good time all the time. That's really Seriously, 183 00:11:31.399 --> 00:11:33.720 when I turned thirty five, people showed up and I invited twenty oh No 184 00:11:35.559 --> 00:11:41.039 was my sister and my sister's friend, So technically I had three people show 185 00:11:41.120 --> 00:11:43.039 up that I wanted to know. How did that happen? You invited twenty 186 00:11:43.120 --> 00:11:48.000 What happened people during twenty twenty and so oh? I was like, Hey, 187 00:11:48.120 --> 00:11:52.879 let's go to this outdoor brewery. Please come there's it's ventilated. We 188 00:11:52.000 --> 00:11:56.200 can sit far apart from each other. Please. I only turned thirty once 189 00:11:56.279 --> 00:12:00.200 and nobody came, Oh, Bailey. That's sad because you you know, 190 00:12:00.240 --> 00:12:03.480 I don't know Bailey's life outside the radio station much, but you live in 191 00:12:03.679 --> 00:12:07.440 theater circles where everybody is so loving and compassionate and nonjudgmental. A ton of 192 00:12:07.480 --> 00:12:11.759 people, A butt ton of people. And five people came to my birthday 193 00:12:11.120 --> 00:12:15.120 maybe actually you know what, it might have been four four and one of 194 00:12:15.159 --> 00:12:18.320 them was my sister's front. So that is kind of sad. How did 195 00:12:18.399 --> 00:12:20.960 that make you feel? Oh? Sad? I got so drunk and just 196 00:12:22.159 --> 00:12:24.360 cried for most of the night. Oh did you cause you were sad that 197 00:12:24.440 --> 00:12:26.759 nobody showed up? Yeah, it was really sad. Well that hurts. 198 00:12:26.799 --> 00:12:31.440 Yeah, it's all right. I remember, and this is a moderately painful 199 00:12:31.519 --> 00:12:35.279 memory. But at the same time, I knew at the moment I said, 200 00:12:35.320 --> 00:12:37.639 I'm not I'm going to make the best of it. Fortieth surprise birthday 201 00:12:37.679 --> 00:12:43.879 party at a place down in Chaska. I literally was so surprised. Susan 202 00:12:43.960 --> 00:12:46.799 told me we were going to somebody else's surprise party. I walked in and 203 00:12:48.279 --> 00:12:54.399 it was like surprise, And apparently people weren't having much fun, so people 204 00:12:54.480 --> 00:12:58.159 started to leave fairly early. Oh and we had a good crowd, I 205 00:12:58.200 --> 00:13:03.279 mean tons of cores and friends, and I was so happy. But I 206 00:13:03.360 --> 00:13:07.559 think a lot of people made that their first stop of the Saturday night, 207 00:13:07.039 --> 00:13:11.399 not their entire Saturday night. And so I remember we had Susan rented a 208 00:13:11.559 --> 00:13:16.200 craps table and a blackjack dealer, and because I love that stuff, and 209 00:13:16.360 --> 00:13:20.320 you know, it was my fortieth birthday, and I remember people, Hey, 210 00:13:20.399 --> 00:13:22.639 we're taken off. Hey we're taking off. Hey, happy birthday, 211 00:13:22.639 --> 00:13:24.639 We're taken off. And I remember going, I'm not going to let that 212 00:13:24.759 --> 00:13:33.960 bother me that people are like leaving early. And it lasted maybe two ish 213 00:13:33.159 --> 00:13:37.639 hours or something like that till it was just me and Susan and another couple 214 00:13:37.000 --> 00:13:41.080 that was kind enough to not abandon us. But it did hurt my heart 215 00:13:41.720 --> 00:13:46.360 that people didn't want to stay longer. Yeah, that's weird that there's like, 216 00:13:46.399 --> 00:13:48.080 well, this is our first stop on Saturday. Yeah, more than 217 00:13:48.159 --> 00:13:54.559 one stop on Saturday. What And I remember I told my friend who was 218 00:13:54.600 --> 00:13:56.840 a realtor. I said, yeah, we had a surprise party and we 219 00:13:56.919 --> 00:14:00.480 rent that. He's like, oh man, we rented out place. We 220 00:14:00.559 --> 00:14:03.679 were there until two o'clock, and I was acting like the bartender and pooring 221 00:14:03.799 --> 00:14:05.840 shots and we were having such a good time and I was like, oh 222 00:14:07.639 --> 00:14:11.840 mine was boring. Played crups, yeah, And I thought it would be 223 00:14:11.879 --> 00:14:16.480 a whole lot of fun. But you know what, fun. I like, 224 00:14:16.600 --> 00:14:20.279 I said, I did not let myself get depressed. I said, 225 00:14:20.320 --> 00:14:24.240 people are leaving, but I'm gonna be fucking happy. Sure, I allowed 226 00:14:24.320 --> 00:14:28.279 myself to be super depressed about my thirtieth. Maybe you've got a story about 227 00:14:28.360 --> 00:14:33.679 your birthday party or a party that you had that people didn't show up and 228 00:14:33.480 --> 00:14:37.519 share your story, because I'll bet you that don't you hear stories? And 229 00:14:37.600 --> 00:14:41.240 maybe it's like out of a bad movie or something about how like a fifth 230 00:14:41.279 --> 00:14:45.600 grader, we'll have a birthday party and then the bully in the class will 231 00:14:45.639 --> 00:14:48.759 say, don't go to Michelle's birthday party. Yes, I know a girl. 232 00:14:48.840 --> 00:14:52.200 Her name's Molly, and I'm sure she'd be fine. If I'm saying 233 00:14:52.200 --> 00:14:54.480 her name. I'm the Minnesota bipodcast. Her name is Mollie, and she 234 00:14:54.639 --> 00:14:58.000 invited so many people to her birthday and she was just like a little weird, 235 00:14:58.200 --> 00:15:01.600 but same kind of weird as me. So I showed up to her 236 00:15:01.639 --> 00:15:07.600 birthday and I was the only person at her birthday party. Oh it was 237 00:15:07.720 --> 00:15:11.240 so sad because she had like all these snacks like set out and everything, 238 00:15:11.799 --> 00:15:15.960 and I was there for I don't know, like two three hours, and 239 00:15:16.039 --> 00:15:18.360 then I started not feeling well. So my mom had to come and get 240 00:15:18.399 --> 00:15:22.320 me, and it was like a slumber party, like big sleepover. And 241 00:15:22.440 --> 00:15:26.519 I was the only person who came and I had to leave early because I 242 00:15:26.519 --> 00:15:28.000 didn't feel well. Oh my god, my heart breaks for a little Molly. 243 00:15:28.080 --> 00:15:31.559 How old was Molly. We were probably in like six or seventh grade, 244 00:15:31.600 --> 00:15:35.600 okay, very very tender age. Yes, So it was really sad. 245 00:15:35.679 --> 00:15:37.960 Oh god, that makes me sad just hearing about it. She's mentioned 246 00:15:39.000 --> 00:15:41.600 it like in our adulthood saying that she appreciated that I was there. So 247 00:15:41.720 --> 00:15:45.279 you still know Molly. I still know Molly, and she's recovered, and 248 00:15:45.360 --> 00:15:48.120 she's a fine adult and she's well adjusted. Yes, and unlike you, 249 00:15:48.279 --> 00:15:54.639 has probably a normal relationship with the person that she is attracted. She's married, 250 00:15:54.759 --> 00:15:56.159 she has two. Oh, she's married. So she did recover okay, 251 00:15:56.600 --> 00:16:00.080 and she had sex obviously and had kids. So she's fine. She's 252 00:16:00.159 --> 00:16:03.320 fine. She turned out fine. And we both text each other every so 253 00:16:03.399 --> 00:16:07.480 often saying like, hey, I just wanted you to know that I think 254 00:16:07.519 --> 00:16:10.200 your life is cool. Well, I think your life is cool. Cool 255 00:16:10.320 --> 00:16:14.919 look at us, And that's pretty much it. If you have a story, 256 00:16:15.080 --> 00:16:18.840 My god, what a theme about a party that nobody showed up to. 257 00:16:19.759 --> 00:16:25.200 That's got a butt, Thank god. My daughter Alison had a handful 258 00:16:25.240 --> 00:16:29.639 of friends, and she always had nice birthday parties. She had a Halloween 259 00:16:29.679 --> 00:16:32.440 party sleep over in the basement one time and there was probably five or six 260 00:16:32.559 --> 00:16:34.600 girls. And we'd take him to Benny Hannah and it was fine. Carson 261 00:16:34.639 --> 00:16:41.720 had a million fucking friends. And he would pack the jump Skyzone or whatever 262 00:16:41.840 --> 00:16:45.840 traveling park, and he would pack the laser tag place and he just the 263 00:16:45.960 --> 00:16:49.039 kid had a ton of friends for being a quiet kid. And I always 264 00:16:49.080 --> 00:16:53.600 wondered, why does Carson have so many friends? Glad he does when he's 265 00:16:53.639 --> 00:16:57.840 actually a pretty quiet kid. Ah, send me your email. That would 266 00:16:57.840 --> 00:17:03.759 be an interesting topic on Minnesota Goodbye about the party that people didn't come to. 267 00:17:04.160 --> 00:17:07.319 But I still think we're gonna call this one Bailey's dirty hair. Sure 268 00:17:07.400 --> 00:17:11.880 sounds good. And see if I got one more here, I might or 269 00:17:11.000 --> 00:17:15.640 might not have one more. Here we go? Why not, don't say 270 00:17:15.720 --> 00:17:18.559 a name. I lived in Columbus when Dave was here as a DJ. 271 00:17:18.880 --> 00:17:22.799 I moved to Minnesota and was there for more than twenty years. I've been 272 00:17:22.839 --> 00:17:26.160 a loyal listener. Love you guys moved back to Columbus and I still listen 273 00:17:26.200 --> 00:17:30.160 to the Minnesota Goodbye. I love the Minnesota connection. I am in my 274 00:17:30.279 --> 00:17:34.480 mid fifties and I find that I get weepy when I watch some movies like 275 00:17:34.559 --> 00:17:40.119 Shawshank Redemption. No idea why I'm so sensitive to this when I turn it? 276 00:17:40.160 --> 00:17:42.799 When would I turn into such a pussy? Has this happened to you 277 00:17:42.880 --> 00:17:45.680 guys or other listeners? Thanks again for all that you guys do. I'd 278 00:17:45.720 --> 00:17:48.200 love a sticker. If you have one to spare, send me your Venmo 279 00:17:48.279 --> 00:17:51.680 and I'll throw a few dollars in the pot. No, I appreciate that, 280 00:17:51.759 --> 00:17:56.599 but I'm not gonna do that one. And then they talk about something 281 00:17:56.640 --> 00:18:00.279 that is serious for more off the air that has to do with cancer and 282 00:18:00.599 --> 00:18:03.519 love. Oh they're talking about their dog. Okay, their dog. I 283 00:18:03.599 --> 00:18:08.720 will read it. Basically, I reached out after your previous pup had a 284 00:18:08.839 --> 00:18:12.440 diagnosis of cancer and we started her on pregnan zone. It bought her a 285 00:18:12.480 --> 00:18:17.359 little more time. Oh my gosh, I'm amazing you. You must have 286 00:18:17.400 --> 00:18:19.960 been the doctor that helped with that one. But that was Gracie, and 287 00:18:21.039 --> 00:18:23.960 Gracie was like a rescue Collie and no, it might have been Rex, 288 00:18:25.039 --> 00:18:29.319 but I think it was Gracie. And we took Gracie into to have her 289 00:18:29.359 --> 00:18:32.119 put to sleep and we couldn't do it. So the doctor gave her pregnan 290 00:18:32.200 --> 00:18:34.200 zone and it extended her life for about a month and it was you know, 291 00:18:34.400 --> 00:18:40.839 it was wonderful. I moved from the University of Minnesota to Ohio State's 292 00:18:40.920 --> 00:18:45.680 Vet School in twenty twenty. Promotion to full professor should go through in a 293 00:18:45.839 --> 00:18:48.319 few weeks unless I mess it up before then. Love that Josie goes on 294 00:18:48.440 --> 00:18:52.839 runs with you at her age and your age too, haha. Happy Saint 295 00:18:52.880 --> 00:18:56.920 Patrick's Day. This was a couple of days ago for me and the dogs. 296 00:18:56.079 --> 00:19:02.799 And that is from doctor Brian Cool. You know, Josie ran five 297 00:19:02.920 --> 00:19:06.920 miles with me a week or two ago and she keeps up just fine. 298 00:19:07.640 --> 00:19:12.400 But she's tired. She lays around all the time. She's fifteen. She's 299 00:19:12.720 --> 00:19:17.880 just a baby. Yeah, well puppy, an old puppy. She is 300 00:19:18.000 --> 00:19:19.359 my girl. I still love her. That is it for the emails today 301 00:19:19.400 --> 00:19:23.000 on the Minnesota Goodbye. Let us know about the party that nobody came to. 302 00:19:23.160 --> 00:19:26.279 Maybe you went to one and you walk in, it's like, hey, 303 00:19:26.359 --> 00:19:32.240 where is everybody? Oh? Well, you know, so I'm going 304 00:19:32.279 --> 00:19:37.519 to tell you a quick story. And this is about Zach Dlon the afternoon 305 00:19:37.559 --> 00:19:41.359 guy. And I said, hey, I will party over at my house. 306 00:19:41.559 --> 00:19:44.079 I'd love to have you come over. And he's like, okay, 307 00:19:44.400 --> 00:19:47.400 well tell me about this party. I said, well, I'll be honest, 308 00:19:47.440 --> 00:19:51.279 there's there's gonna be some some drinking. I fucked up the joke already. 309 00:19:51.519 --> 00:19:53.519 Okay, so hold on a second, let me think for a second. 310 00:19:55.160 --> 00:19:57.200 So I invited Zack Dillon over to a party. No, no, 311 00:19:57.319 --> 00:20:03.279 no, Zack invited me. Invited me to a party. And Zach says, 312 00:20:03.440 --> 00:20:06.960 so, well, what's gonna no he invited me? Okay, So 313 00:20:07.039 --> 00:20:08.599 I said, okay. He said, I want to warn you there's gonna 314 00:20:08.599 --> 00:20:11.920 be some drinking. I'm like, oh, you know, I like to 315 00:20:11.000 --> 00:20:14.480 drink here and there. I'm down with you a little drinking. He's like, 316 00:20:14.519 --> 00:20:18.240 okay, I want to let you know there's probably going to be you 317 00:20:18.359 --> 00:20:22.319 know, probably some sex at this party. And I'm like, well, 318 00:20:22.440 --> 00:20:25.480 you know, I mean, if Susan doesn't find out and it's safe sex, 319 00:20:25.559 --> 00:20:26.960 I guess you know, I'm down to have sex at this party. 320 00:20:27.640 --> 00:20:30.759 So we got the drinking, we got the sex. He's like, well, 321 00:20:30.920 --> 00:20:33.400 you know, I'll be honest with you, Mike a little crazy, 322 00:20:33.519 --> 00:20:36.400 there might be some fighting, there might be a little rough housing. And 323 00:20:36.519 --> 00:20:37.440 I said, you know, I can probably hold my own in a fight. 324 00:20:37.640 --> 00:20:41.000 Sure, So you know, count me in. I'm down for the 325 00:20:41.160 --> 00:20:45.279 for the drink and the sex and the fighting. I'll be at your party. 326 00:20:45.359 --> 00:20:48.640 What do I wear? He says, Well, it doesn't matter. 327 00:20:48.680 --> 00:20:53.680 It's just going to be me. And you see I knew it was coming 328 00:20:55.640 --> 00:20:56.880 because it's a joke. Well, yeah, because you gave it away. 329 00:20:56.960 --> 00:20:59.960 He said, hold on, I just messed up the joke. Yeah. 330 00:21:00.160 --> 00:21:02.440 Yeah, So had you not said that, I would have been like, 331 00:21:02.720 --> 00:21:07.240 what so you can tell this joke this weekend and rather than and remember, 332 00:21:07.599 --> 00:21:12.920 somebody invited you to a party. And then at the end you say, 333 00:21:14.799 --> 00:21:17.960 who all's gonna what should I wear? What should I wear? And then 334 00:21:18.000 --> 00:21:19.720 the other person says, it doesn't matter, It's just going to be me 335 00:21:19.799 --> 00:21:23.640 and you. So Zach, Dylan and I had a great party. And 336 00:21:23.799 --> 00:21:29.200 that is the Minnesota Get Bye Ryan Show at katiwb dot com.