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That's Kevin Turner. Danny Bayless is here. JJ Jackson is the smartest person
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coming up in just a few minutes. A lot of Ranger talk today.
Disappointing yesterday, but we were looking at some of the pros and it's sort
of all right. You weren't counting on Schurzer in this series or a potential
final series anyway, So you went through Scherzer and a bunch of bullpen hands
that aren't really your primary guys in a loss. I don't think any of
us even dreamed of winning a World Series this year, much less sweeping your
way through the playoffs. So no problem, We're gonna go back and get
it tonight, and I will be in attendance. I'm very excited about that.
We'll jump into some of that here in just a few minutes. But
one of the people are some of the people that were in attendance yesterday.
And it has been sort of a postseason story surrounding this team, and that's
the band Creed And I don't know how he did it. He claims that
he got it done. Kevin is somehow booked the I guess the lead singer
of Creed. I think yeah, Scott's stap hello on the phone lines joining
us right now is Scott's staff of Creed. Do we have you? Sir?
Good morning to the down Beyond for this morning interview. I really want
to be ding. Good morning guys, Good morning Scott. Uh. I
guess I know you're an incredibly busy man, so we won't keep you for
all that long, maybe ninety seconds, So I guess let's starry. What
do you think of this whole thing? Man Creed and the Rangers? What's
what's going on? How did we get here? Weally swiped your first reason
this week? Who have my bean? She put us in stand with pree
Jersey? No, Gendubard Careed? Okay, so free Jersey. Wow?
What'd you think about the new ballpark? The roof was not opened. I
much disappointed. He's really short and he has a some sort of way.
All right, I know A big thing was the playoff food? Right?
What kind of what do we eat out there? Scott's lope eat? And
I tried the ballpark torto? You had a hot dog in some breath?
The ruin the sandwis weird? Nag oh? No? The brand new torta.
Yeah, I've never tried it before. That's your first time there.
I think I was running for the door of the men's room and I really
used an egg into the toilet. Okay, are you are you going back
to the game tonight, Scott? I won't be in the game tonight,
John Black. The sound of the club house cool did too much? Colkan,
sounds like you've done so this morning. I thought you're a clean Scott.
Stop. All right, very signature delivery. I'm detecting. All right.
Uh, well, I'm sorry you won't be there, but we're all
still very excited about this team where they're at. I guess now that you're
on board, do you think the Rangers are gonna win this series? The
Rangers? We're winning in sixth, but only the Bats catch fine, don't
get mad at the empire, continue to prayer. All right, that's good.
We'll take that, Rangers in six and advancing to the World Series.
Uh. Lastly, before I let you go, I know you're a publicist.
Said'm gonna have five minutes with you. I think it's totally been two.
Would you like to feels like five? Well, if we have the
time, if you like to weigh in on what's going on in the Middle
East. I know there's a lot going on. There's been a lot of
protesting and uh, it's a very tense situation down there on the Gaza Strip.
If you'd like to weigh in, Scott, we're a little tween.
But first of all, the story one time I stuck my finger in my
boot in my mouth. Just like, thank you, Scott Sap for joining
us this morning. Go now to do the stream. I'm on to join
the ID. Shut out to Java John. All right, there you go.
When you hung up, Wow, and shout out to Java John,
who yesterday made it to Famous Birthdays dot com as a TikTok star. Really
yeah, oh wow, Scott, I think, well, good job KT
booking. Yeah, it was really good. I don't know why Danny didn't
ask any questions. Yeah, I know what the hell man he gets nervous
around his musical contemporaries. I think so he doesn't like to chime in with
too many questions. We were talking earlier about the Creed Cruise. Yeah,
why didn't you ask any questions? Danny? You know, I was in
a sales meeting. I just walked in. But I heard something in the
hole. Did you guys just have Scott's stap on? And did he tell
a story about sticking his finger in his buttthole? Was a story. It's
an odd time to bring it up too, but he was very open.
Yeah, it was a weird aside. Really did he sound normal? Was
he cool? He sounded like his look when he sings a lot. They
need to stop scheduling sales meetings during our show, yeah, during segments.
Yeah, anyway, I wish they would do that. If they want to
do it during one of our ten minute rates, we can. Well,
maybe he'll join us tomorrow too, if the Rangers no, I got I
hate that I missed it. Good get k T. Thank you. We
were talking about the Creed Cruise earlier. We were like, what the hell
is Creed up to? But they're doing a big old cruise. It's the
summer of ninety nine Creed Cruise. All right, how much do you think
it costs to fifty fifty dollars one thousand dollars? This is a four day
Bahamian dream twenty eight hundred dollars. We're talking Miami to the Bahamas something like
that. This Creed is a Florida band. Are they Oh? Yeah,
are they really? They are your people? Three days? Okay, maybe
it's not that much. I would say eighteen hundred. I'll say twenty one
hundred. As a you Have you guys ever cruised? No? No,
never would either. Why because I don't want to be stranded on the open
water. Have you seen Titanic. Yeah, there's a feeling of being trapped
that I don't like. It's part of the reason why I don't want to
fly overseas ever, cause you're scared to fly over that much water. I
don't want to be locked in the same spot for eight hours. That's for
you're in here every day for four Yeah, that's for home. Though.
Well, I've done a couple few cruises and I really enjoyed it. I
mean cruises. People rip on cruises and fine, if you've been on one,
you don't like it, and I understand your concerns. The rooms are
incredibly small, especially if you're at my level of income, because you can
get there's a wide array of array of pricing, is what I was saying.
So first class? No, yeah, no, I did pony up
for the balcony because the cheapest ones are basically inside the cruise ship, no
window, closet, boom closet, no window, That's what I'm terrified of.
Yeah, and then you pay a little more and you can get closet
with tiny circular window and one inflatable life raft. Yeah, one tiny life
raft. And then you can go up to balcony, which is closet with
a tiny sliding glass door and tiny balcony which you barely have the width to
sit on. And then by the it goes all the way to like back
of the cruise ship, you can have your own damn hot tab back there
in this like a hotel suite. So anyway, prices for the Creed Cruise
range from twenty one to forty one to sixty seven thirty one okay for a
four day which is pretty small. Are pretty short, said short cruise.
Yeah, but up to nearly seven thousand dollars. And trust me, that
is just to get you in there. Even if you do buy the alcohol
included package it you end up spending a lot of money on them bad boys.
But anyway, we're like, all right, Creed Cruise, who's on
this thing? And we listened some bands, so I compiled a playlist for
you. I love it. We're not gonna listen to any more Creed,
but it's Creed and assorted bands that are a that you can mix mingle go
down the slide with. Maybe watch a comedy show. You can be there
with Three Doors Down. There's nothing wrong with this, dude, there's a
lot wrong with this one gets the chorus how this goes? Should make your
list of songs you under antimated. It didn't make the cut because it's horrible.
Share a buffet with the gun you can fight over the last role.
Yeah, okay, they did the thing. JJ Fanson and a non TikTok
era. They go to the second verse before we get to the chorus.
All right, it's not that bad. Look, I'm not going to three
Doors Down show. I'm just saying they got some jams. Let's play the
head like that one. There are some you have some songs that are really
good though, like what the one with the about the torta. JJ.
Have you heard that song? Yeah? Childhood? Okay, Krypton. I
want to play that because this is create summer of ninety nine and beyond,
and I am curious. JJ's our youngest member. So if you've ever heard
this stuff. If Robin Embow's Will Three Doors Down ain't enough, perhaps you'll
go ride the go karts at the back of the cruise ship with Buck Cherry.
This is the only one that says explicit too, so it doesn't say
it does say explicit. So I don't know what they've got, Joe JJ
anything. I never liked that. Now their hit song was crazy Bitch.
Oh, I thought that was their hit song. I know that one.
They're good. That's the one. I know. Their hit song was crazy
Bitch. You don't remember Crazy Bitch. She's a crazy bitch. She blanks
so hard I can't handle it. Okay, then I'm not gonna play it.
He's a nasty bitch. Okay. It's assuming I got these lyrics right.
It's pretty gangster to have a hard ass intro and your first lyric is
I'm on a plane with cocaine, Like that's kind of Is that another Florida
band? They gotta be from Florida if these bands are all from Florida,
all right, See you ride go karts with Buck Cherry? Do they have
go karts on cruise ships? The one I went on to the Alaskan cruise
did have a go cart seems dangerous. Those flight launches off into the sea.
Hot tub time. Perhaps you'd like to share a hot tub with Tonic?
If you kid she loves me? Maybe understand why I do this?
Swiss? This is a one hit wonder in it boy, I don't know
I know the song, though, I do like this. When it kicks
in right, you don't last, You're away and she says her hair it's
at the hit before you incident. Then she says, she loves me,
but it's got a cool like nothing. Wait, you got starty and you
got so's nothing wrong with that? All right? Hot tub time with Tonic?
Too bad? You gotta go, you gotta play mini golf. You
got a two time at eleven am with vertical Horizon. Hell yeah, this
was on my list. I'm of that ninety's Guilty Pleasures. Somewhere speaking.
Their singer is bald Af, always has been. He's cool, that's what
it means. Well, I got a suggestion for him coming up in about
ten minutes, and if he misses it, then stick around. Wait five
minutes he used incided, He says, exactly what's next on my schedule?
Captain Captain Soroy it's time for lunch and they waited delicious pie this afternoon.
Oh my god, that sounds great. Who will I be dining with?
Don't worry? Fuel is ladling yea by the pool to day feels good?
Dude. There's a big ass poster of them in the hallway. Oh you
walk by it every day you go to make mud. I don't feel's dope
sees Hemorrhage is the best song that you're such a nighties baby. It was
eleven when these songs care I know, which is very It's a very impressionable
for rock and roll. On you played with the pop stuff on one station,
which to balls? Who's cool? Right? The one radio station Fuel.
Hey, I'm gonna go see Fuel tonight. Man, I don't know
enough money. Put some shrimp in there. I don't want just rice.
Come on, Fuel, Can I have one? Clam? Everybody up on
pa, Yes? Up. Let's gonna sit down in these massage chairs that
are available outside. I hope it's just me and my beautiful wife and we're
gonna get some alone time. No alone time? What because in the massage
chair right next to you here on the cruise ship, Spaw, it's the
entire verve Pipe on the whole pipe, the whole band here on the Creed
summer of ninety nine and beyond cruise. Dad, this band looks old.
Shut up child, you trying to get the pipe? Shut up, baby,
Okay, this song is great. Is this song about what I think
it is? I think it's about a freshman pregnancy? Right everything? She
a punk reny of it, took good byes. God, I have not
heard this in twenty I don't know if I've ever heard this, have I?
This doesn't sound familiar, all right now? Responsible? Oh yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, I know this. She was touching her things.
Wait, I couldn't find it. She fairly love in the first place,
for the loving. I cannot remember any beat thing that we were wise
and we never compromised. Jja, Oh my god. Here's the story of
the song for these sins. We were only fresh man. Hey, we
need those massage chairs. Hop up, Burvepipe and Danny and his kid,
me and a friend of mine dated the same girl. I kind of went
back and forth with you. I dated her for a while and then we
broke up, and he dated her, and then I dated her again.
Then one of us got are pregnant, she had an abortion, neither one
of us knew who the father was. That's where the truth is. And
then she committed suicide. Oh what a sad story. She didn't in real
life. I changed it for the song. Okay, the sponsor. You
know what might cheer you up. I eat something. This massage is hurting.
Maybe a little shuffle board, all right, and don't just play by
yourself, you play with Dishwalla. Tell me all your thoughts on God.
Excuse me, Stanny like this song right, it's I don't hate it that
he's too serious. It's pretty serious, more serious than the abortion suicide song
I just heard at the massage table. I didn't like that one either.
The sky is taking himself too seriously, sneaker, what a man's childen enough
to dingo? Get it? Damn it? Tell me about on goldp Tell
me we can't play schoffle board all day because we got the main event.
It is Creed, the Creed Cruise Summer of ninety nine, in case you
were wondering the cost and who'd be playing now you know, and we don't
know if the Creed will be back there tonight, but they fight for us
and You're Texas Rangers. Where you got to all the world time and time.
Let's just get to it. This is all four tune stretched out school
there each game four. Oh, Scott's savage back in stays gonna try then
torta. Kevin picked up the bass review on the Scott staff interview from the
text thread support hang on, Oh where did it go? We'll do it
next go. We'll do it next that audio I deleted it me tipping forty
accidentally, and we'll play the Hot Mop next seven. This is the worst
segment you all have done since the beginning of the stations, really really,
yeah, I saw nothing but goodines that one. Look, I'm just gonna
about the negative stuff. So we feel worse about ourselves. So we're still
hungry to come in hot tomorrow. That's right. It makes you work harder,
dude. There's so many good comments and you were the one bad one.
Definitely took a trip down Caucasian road. Yeah, yeah, how do
you feel you're safe with US Caucasians? Daddy? Can we get back on
the highway and get off of honky Boulevard? Please? All right? Hot
Mop and some other fun audio next on ninety seven, Won the freak