WEBVTT 1 00:00:45.960 --> 00:00:50.479 Oh it's on. Hi, Hey guys, what's happening? Welcome to Laura 2 00:00:50.560 --> 00:00:55.679 Kane after Dark. We love that you have tuned in. We love that 3 00:00:55.759 --> 00:00:59.920 you listen and watch, and we are very appreciative, especially after Tuesday night, 4 00:01:00.560 --> 00:01:03.799 I mean Monday night. Tuesday. Oh my god, Wow, the 5 00:01:03.960 --> 00:01:07.799 roasts. We'll get to that in a minute. You were savage. You're 6 00:01:07.799 --> 00:01:14.000 in trouble? Who you? Oh? I haven't even gotten started. I'm 7 00:01:14.040 --> 00:01:18.760 still going to roast you tonight. Are you for real? Yeah? You 8 00:01:18.840 --> 00:01:22.640 have one more left? I do? Is there a bad one? Oh? 9 00:01:22.719 --> 00:01:26.040 Yeah, I didn't want to say it. Why didn't you say it 10 00:01:26.120 --> 00:01:30.599 last night? Because my daughter was here? Oh boy, this isn't gonna 11 00:01:30.599 --> 00:01:33.280 be good. So I was saving the best for loft. But again, 12 00:01:34.280 --> 00:01:42.159 let's you know what down to producer Brian, because in my opinion, that 13 00:01:42.400 --> 00:01:48.599 was brilliance. Well I tried my best, so was the best one. 14 00:01:48.680 --> 00:01:55.640 It was the roastiest of the roasts, I believe it was. I was 15 00:01:55.680 --> 00:02:00.159 sweating, so take a shower. You were stopping what you're back? I 16 00:02:00.239 --> 00:02:01.439 was stopping away. I had to go home and take a shower afterwards, 17 00:02:01.560 --> 00:02:05.200 and I had boob sweat. All you did I took a Carol last night 18 00:02:05.200 --> 00:02:08.800 too. 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So if you missed 65 00:06:06.680 --> 00:06:11.439 any of this, just go to Lori Kane after dark scroll to the bottom 66 00:06:11.879 --> 00:06:14.800 right there, you can't miss it. Thank you, Jay Wurtzler. J. 67 00:06:15.079 --> 00:06:18.519 You are a great person and we appreciate you sponsoring Oh my goa. 68 00:06:19.160 --> 00:06:23.160 We have a couple of new sponsors coming up in the next couple of minutes, 69 00:06:23.319 --> 00:06:28.639 which we are very excited about, so be prepared to get excited with 70 00:06:28.759 --> 00:06:30.639 us. I don't know what's wrong for me tonight. I don't I need 71 00:06:30.639 --> 00:06:34.240 to take a drink. I love water. Crown. You look like you're 72 00:06:34.240 --> 00:06:39.480 wearing. Oh I noticed that on some of our videos, Like Eric looks 73 00:06:39.480 --> 00:06:43.959 like he's wearing He's a prince. He's a little prince. Prince Harry. 74 00:06:44.199 --> 00:06:50.720 Now I'm like Prince Harry chest I got another neon sign that says queen, 75 00:06:51.920 --> 00:06:56.480 and I didn't know whether to put it over you or me. Oh so 76 00:06:56.600 --> 00:06:59.720 I just didn't put it up. Well because I like the crown. I 77 00:06:59.759 --> 00:07:02.519 think it's better with the crown. I have a lot of neon that I 78 00:07:02.560 --> 00:07:05.360 have not put up yet. You do. I think I'm a little obsessed. 79 00:07:05.439 --> 00:07:11.439 This is a little much as as it is a little. I think 80 00:07:11.519 --> 00:07:14.079 it's cool to change up the set every once in a while, right, 81 00:07:14.120 --> 00:07:17.120 bolutely, So I have various things. Remember we started with one little hard 82 00:07:17.199 --> 00:07:23.560 and a little rainbow had an alien head. Now we've got sexy women, 83 00:07:24.079 --> 00:07:27.879 we've got a money sign, we've got all sources of stuff. We do 84 00:07:28.600 --> 00:07:33.639 rug on the wall. Just wait, it's gonna get even crazy sex toys 85 00:07:33.720 --> 00:07:38.160 or something. I don't know what I want to do that sex toys show. 86 00:07:39.000 --> 00:07:43.879 Yeah, I've had the hardest time getting somebody who will come in here 87 00:07:43.959 --> 00:07:47.439 and bring in the toys to demonstrate them, not on us, obviously, 88 00:07:47.720 --> 00:07:53.519 but just how they know, just how they work and that kind of thing. 89 00:07:53.680 --> 00:07:59.319 And I've tried three police. She's like, good, I have tried 90 00:07:59.639 --> 00:08:01.160 three place. Wait a minute, aren't there people out there that do it 91 00:08:01.160 --> 00:08:07.160 in their home? Like yeah, yeah, probably. Actually I didn't even 92 00:08:07.199 --> 00:08:09.600 think about that route. No, no sex solid or a sex therapist or 93 00:08:09.639 --> 00:08:16.240 something. He's talking about people throw um sex toy parties. Yeah, there's 94 00:08:16.439 --> 00:08:20.279 those are called orgies. No, there's a company. I forgot what it's 95 00:08:20.319 --> 00:08:22.519 called. I forget what it's called too. I know what you're saying. 96 00:08:22.639 --> 00:08:28.519 Maybe that is our route, because I think they get a little um worried 97 00:08:28.040 --> 00:08:33.399 right when it comes down to showtime, and then I get ghosted. Yeah. 98 00:08:33.519 --> 00:08:35.799 So I just have to. I'm going to keep trying because it was 99 00:08:35.879 --> 00:08:39.639 a request from one of our listeners to do a little vibrator that could, 100 00:08:41.360 --> 00:08:45.679 which I've never even owned. But after the sex toy thing, maybe yeah, 101 00:08:46.000 --> 00:08:48.720 it'll teach me something. You might. You might just short circuit the 102 00:08:48.720 --> 00:08:52.679 whole neighborhood. It'd be a power outage. I'll guarantee you up in this 103 00:08:52.759 --> 00:08:58.279 place. That will be a future podcast or electricity bills about the sky. 104 00:08:58.399 --> 00:09:03.159 Right, seriously, it already look at all we put on every day every 105 00:09:03.200 --> 00:09:11.600 week anyway. Okay, so let's just say that our roasts were great. 106 00:09:11.000 --> 00:09:16.120 They were. I will rank them in the following way. I'm number three 107 00:09:16.120 --> 00:09:20.279 on the list. I thought mine were good and I had some zingers you 108 00:09:20.320 --> 00:09:24.639 did they were good. Yeah, I felt like I was really mean, 109 00:09:24.720 --> 00:09:28.919 but apparently I wasn't mean enough meaning at all. Okay, learning learning my 110 00:09:28.039 --> 00:09:33.639 first roast, I believe that Eric was number two. He had some great 111 00:09:33.679 --> 00:09:39.279 one liners like really good um and not a lot of fluff which was great 112 00:09:41.080 --> 00:09:48.840 and wow, like some of them were really um. I was not offended. 113 00:09:48.879 --> 00:09:52.279 I actually laughed because I know you love me and I don't mean these 114 00:09:52.279 --> 00:09:56.120 things. I love you very much. Then we have the clear winner. 115 00:09:56.320 --> 00:10:01.279 Oh man, which Brian. I don't even think he knew his talent for 116 00:10:01.399 --> 00:10:05.399 doing. I don't either. I think you don't think I have a talent. 117 00:10:05.639 --> 00:10:13.960 Really right for roasts was exactly what the roast should have been. It 118 00:10:13.039 --> 00:10:18.840 went deep, it went inappropriate, It crossed boundaries, it cross lines. 119 00:10:20.279 --> 00:10:24.360 My couch isn't even speaking to me. That is fantastic. Oh my god, 120 00:10:24.399 --> 00:10:28.200 the thing about that couch, Oh my god, hysterical. It is 121 00:10:28.279 --> 00:10:31.559 so funny. Do it yourself a favor. I'm not even kidding. If 122 00:10:31.559 --> 00:10:37.159 you've not checked out Tuesday's podcasts, it's now on. It's on all podcast 123 00:10:37.279 --> 00:10:41.759 platforms, it's on YouTube. You have to listen to these roasts they were 124 00:10:43.080 --> 00:10:45.840 you'll get to know us a little bit better. Maybe not in like the 125 00:10:46.360 --> 00:10:50.519 greatest way possible, but I just think that that was great. If anybody 126 00:10:50.519 --> 00:10:52.840 comes over to my house, they're certainly not gonna want to sit down on 127 00:10:52.879 --> 00:10:56.960 my couch. Oh no, oh no, that's right. Yeah, I 128 00:10:56.080 --> 00:10:58.320 was sitting on your couch the other night. I thought of that. I 129 00:10:58.399 --> 00:11:05.720 was like, oh no, I was saking pregnant. Godd no, remember 130 00:11:05.759 --> 00:11:11.240 my last egg is ut? Yeah? Whatever rolled out of my body all 131 00:11:11.320 --> 00:11:16.879 old and shriveled. So I thought it was great. Listen, it was 132 00:11:16.960 --> 00:11:20.639 fun. Congratulations Brian, thank you for being here. Thank you, thank 133 00:11:20.679 --> 00:11:28.159 you. So after the podcast um, which we do tape on Monday nights 134 00:11:28.200 --> 00:11:33.240 because we do a live stream on Mondays, I needed some fresh air because 135 00:11:33.240 --> 00:11:37.840 I was so sweaty from the rose, and by fresh air she means a 136 00:11:37.919 --> 00:11:41.720 shopping trip. Did I tell you where I was going? Yeah? Yes, 137 00:11:41.759 --> 00:11:46.399 you wouldn't show up about it. Why am I forgetting? Do you 138 00:11:46.399 --> 00:11:50.240 remember? I think Brian and I were threatening to go buy it so that 139 00:11:50.320 --> 00:11:52.919 you couldn't do it and you were getting upset. Yeah, you mentioned it 140 00:11:52.960 --> 00:11:56.799 before and after the show. Wow. No, yes you don't know. 141 00:11:56.240 --> 00:12:01.960 Oh wow, that that kind you know what? No, now it might 142 00:12:03.039 --> 00:12:05.120 be the medication. Now do you think this is a side effect of like 143 00:12:05.159 --> 00:12:09.120 the coming off of Andrea Presents? Or maybe I'm just a forgetful person. 144 00:12:09.519 --> 00:12:13.679 Change it to Loupie Kane after dark? You know what? Right there, 145 00:12:13.000 --> 00:12:16.960 right there, you could have inserted no lawrence because you're getting freakings so old? 146 00:12:18.159 --> 00:12:22.399 Did you remember that you owe me five hundred dollars? I would have 147 00:12:22.440 --> 00:12:24.840 remembered that I beg to different. I remember when you told him. I 148 00:12:24.879 --> 00:12:28.399 thought, oh, yes, that's right. See Brian remembers he was right 149 00:12:28.440 --> 00:12:33.639 there. Oh we did get a whopping payment from UM, the site where 150 00:12:33.679 --> 00:12:37.399 we launch our podcast, because they run ads on our podcast. So get 151 00:12:37.480 --> 00:12:43.600 ready because you're about to get a portion of sixty eight dollars. Oh that's 152 00:12:43.639 --> 00:12:46.960 actually not that bad. I mean, look, it's money coming in, 153 00:12:48.200 --> 00:12:50.960 yeah, like from something we're creating. AD Sense revenues terrible. So let's 154 00:12:50.960 --> 00:12:54.120 say that's the fact that's a non zero amount is pretty good. Yeah, 155 00:12:54.120 --> 00:12:58.559 really, yeah, that's due to our millions of followers. Oh my god. 156 00:12:58.600 --> 00:13:01.679 So get ready. I already been mood. You didn't I did. 157 00:13:01.960 --> 00:13:05.679 She still can't figure out how many people listen on I know on those sites. 158 00:13:05.799 --> 00:13:09.120 We'll have to do it for you, seriously, do I want to 159 00:13:09.120 --> 00:13:13.480 know? Yes? Yeah, of course, Brian, you do it because 160 00:13:13.519 --> 00:13:16.279 what if I don't like the numbers then and I'm sad about it? Well, 161 00:13:16.279 --> 00:13:20.240 it's more than zeros, I mean, well, I sure hope. 162 00:13:20.240 --> 00:13:26.080 So, because you know, it's funny. When I post on YouTube the 163 00:13:26.159 --> 00:13:30.279 Thursday podcast, I'll go, oh my gosh, we already had two views, 164 00:13:30.399 --> 00:13:31.559 like right when I post it, and then I realized, wait, 165 00:13:31.600 --> 00:13:35.799 those are me Because I had to go back and check some things. I'm 166 00:13:35.799 --> 00:13:39.159 like, oh crap, we're not as cool as we think we are. 167 00:13:39.320 --> 00:13:45.200 Damn it. Anyway, So everybody left. Eric stayed for a little while. 168 00:13:45.240 --> 00:13:50.960 We talked with Evan, and then Ross closes at eleven. So Evan 169 00:13:52.039 --> 00:13:56.399 and I get in the car at ten fifteen and we had to go down 170 00:13:56.440 --> 00:14:01.399 and I had to get these chairs that I've had on hold because they only 171 00:14:01.440 --> 00:14:05.799 hold them one day until it closes and they stick them back onto the floor. 172 00:14:05.360 --> 00:14:13.039 Brian, what are you going to insult my chairs? Um? I 173 00:14:13.039 --> 00:14:18.559 have a question for um. When we saw these in the store, what 174 00:14:18.720 --> 00:14:24.279 about them? Jumped out? Okay, two things, Okay. I wanted 175 00:14:24.679 --> 00:14:30.399 Sherpa chairs. Why because I love the little fuzziness of it, and I 176 00:14:30.440 --> 00:14:33.320 think it's a cool look and I like texture. Okay, did you buy 177 00:14:33.440 --> 00:14:39.840 a sweater or shaver? Nobody? Scotch guarded it. Okay, So hopefully 178 00:14:39.919 --> 00:14:43.919 the stains which will be there within a week I'm sure from my ball sweat 179 00:14:43.039 --> 00:14:48.639 well because they're white. Yes, I plan on sweating all over that those 180 00:14:48.679 --> 00:14:52.759 things. Anyway, I thought that they were kind of a cool design and 181 00:14:52.799 --> 00:14:54.960 they're small because my place is not big, and I felt like the other 182 00:14:56.039 --> 00:15:00.559 chairs I had were a little too big for our place. I the fact 183 00:15:00.600 --> 00:15:03.879 that they're a little smaller, they fit this room a little bit better. 184 00:15:03.120 --> 00:15:07.759 It brightens up the room, because this is our house gets kind of dark 185 00:15:07.840 --> 00:15:11.840 during the day because not a little some light comes in. So I felt 186 00:15:11.840 --> 00:15:15.120 like, instead of having dark chairs, now I have white chairs. Does 187 00:15:15.159 --> 00:15:20.480 that answer your question? Sure? Sure, I know you don't like them 188 00:15:20.519 --> 00:15:24.039 anymore. I don't care. Honestly, I don't have an opinion on them. 189 00:15:24.279 --> 00:15:30.000 You one hundred percent. I mean entirely honest I do not have an 190 00:15:30.000 --> 00:15:33.159 opinion on one hundred percent have some kind of opinion. That's the crazy part. 191 00:15:33.200 --> 00:15:37.240 They're comfortable, they're fine. You either like them or you don't. 192 00:15:37.840 --> 00:15:41.159 Yeah, totally totally indifferent. Wow, anyway, if you're asking me to 193 00:15:41.200 --> 00:15:43.720 shoot on them, okay, I will, but I don't have no. 194 00:15:45.200 --> 00:15:48.120 I just don't believe whatever, you know what. I don't care. I'll 195 00:15:48.159 --> 00:15:50.720 think I'll think of some mean things to say and I'll get back to you. 196 00:15:50.759 --> 00:15:52.639 No, I don't even care anymore. But I like them and that's 197 00:15:52.639 --> 00:15:56.639 all that matters. Kind of ugly, Oh, I don't give a shit, 198 00:15:56.279 --> 00:16:00.000 shut up, so I can't scratch you too. Be quiet. So 199 00:16:00.039 --> 00:16:04.279 we went down there, and we were hungry on the way, so we 200 00:16:04.320 --> 00:16:08.240 had to stop by McDonald's to get a shake and some fries because that's what 201 00:16:08.320 --> 00:16:14.639 we were craving. Then we pull into us because it's about ten forty. 202 00:16:15.080 --> 00:16:22.679 We get to us, all the gates were up chained closed. It was 203 00:16:22.799 --> 00:16:26.480 Memorial Day. Of course they closed early. I didn't even think about that 204 00:16:26.759 --> 00:16:32.039 they closed early, so I missed the deadline. So I called this morning. 205 00:16:32.120 --> 00:16:36.840 Somehow these ugly chairs still end up in your living room. I called 206 00:16:36.840 --> 00:16:40.559 this morning and I said, hey, are those chairs still on hold? 207 00:16:40.919 --> 00:16:44.559 And she's like, I don't see any chairs back here in the dressing area. 208 00:16:44.639 --> 00:16:45.480 So no, they're back on the floor. And I was like, 209 00:16:45.519 --> 00:16:52.080 oh crap, they're gonna be gone. So we get two ross Today's. 210 00:16:52.200 --> 00:16:55.519 I had to get there as fast as possible because I knew they were gonna 211 00:16:55.519 --> 00:16:59.200 be gone. So we get to the little furniture section, which was kind 212 00:16:59.240 --> 00:17:00.720 of the middle of the store. They just kind of pile a bunch of 213 00:17:00.759 --> 00:17:04.880 furnitures. There's no rhyme or reason. They were stacked on top of each 214 00:17:04.880 --> 00:17:10.920 other, just in this one area. But I saw him and I was 215 00:17:11.000 --> 00:17:17.039 like, la, la la la. There they are nobody bottom. Okay, 216 00:17:17.079 --> 00:17:19.680 here's the only genuine insult I have about them. Oh my god. 217 00:17:19.880 --> 00:17:25.240 The rest is over like looking out with them, They're not that bad. 218 00:17:25.319 --> 00:17:33.400 I just don't understand why you would go to such lengths to get them, 219 00:17:33.240 --> 00:17:41.799 because the Sherbet chairs that I had priced previously on other stores were way more 220 00:17:41.839 --> 00:17:49.039 expensive. Right, No, I never looked at Shean. These were a 221 00:17:49.079 --> 00:17:55.119 little under one hundred and thirty dollars, right, I get that. I 222 00:17:55.240 --> 00:17:56.519 just like for these, this is what you were running around town for, 223 00:17:57.000 --> 00:18:00.759 Yeah, making late night trips. Yeah, you know what? You know 224 00:18:00.839 --> 00:18:03.680 something about me. I do know a lot of things about you. When 225 00:18:03.680 --> 00:18:07.400 I get something in my head that I want or I think I want, 226 00:18:08.240 --> 00:18:11.559 it's exciting. It's a chase. I want it, I get it, 227 00:18:11.680 --> 00:18:15.799 and now I have them, and I'm satisfied. It might be a sickness, 228 00:18:18.319 --> 00:18:22.920 it is. Yeah, I don't know if you should replace your show 229 00:18:22.240 --> 00:18:26.440 shopping. Which camera can't we use to show the chairs? We have to 230 00:18:26.440 --> 00:18:30.240 show the chairs now so people can actually see here. Pick up your little 231 00:18:30.279 --> 00:18:33.920 camera to show the chairs. They're shirp of material. Which is the kind 232 00:18:33.960 --> 00:18:37.720 of stuff you find on the back of like a blanket or a jacket or 233 00:18:37.720 --> 00:18:45.880 something Kim Kardashian would wear. They're super comfortable and Brian Jones can just go 234 00:18:45.039 --> 00:18:48.799 right on ahead. I'll sit all right on them. Then, you know 235 00:18:48.960 --> 00:18:52.839 that's fine. Anyway, enough about I don't hate them, all right, 236 00:18:52.880 --> 00:18:56.319 thank you? You know the chairs, Eric, what do you think about 237 00:18:56.359 --> 00:19:00.319 them? Yeah? Eric, And you know what, after the rose yesterday, 238 00:19:00.480 --> 00:19:04.039 I don't give one flying you know what. I get the sense these 239 00:19:04.039 --> 00:19:07.359 would not match the aesthetic in his apartment. Oh hell no, he would 240 00:19:07.400 --> 00:19:14.720 never. What is your aesthetic? H Mine is a lot of gray with 241 00:19:14.799 --> 00:19:19.559 pops of orange? Are classic? Super masculine? Yes? Would? Oh, 242 00:19:19.640 --> 00:19:22.960 a lot of would? Yeah? All right, mean Eric, we 243 00:19:22.079 --> 00:19:29.960 get it. Very classy and classic and yeah, and this is monkey kind 244 00:19:30.000 --> 00:19:34.640 of bow holy Southwestern Austin powers orgy. Not really sure if it's a man 245 00:19:34.759 --> 00:19:40.680 or woman you're sleeping with regardless. Oh I do not get Austin power vibes 246 00:19:40.759 --> 00:19:42.920 from those, Oh I do? Yeah? Oh yeah, I get Austin 247 00:19:42.960 --> 00:19:47.279 powers from this reminds me of it reminds me I think from the second one, 248 00:19:47.480 --> 00:19:51.480 like Barbarella, the photo shoot where he's doing with those chicks. This 249 00:19:51.559 --> 00:19:53.359 is like, this is the vibe. I get that scene. Okay, 250 00:19:53.400 --> 00:19:57.000 now this is not interesting to anybody. For any horn music playing, it 251 00:19:57.039 --> 00:20:03.039 would be awesome one opinion, since we're talking about right now, and then 252 00:20:03.039 --> 00:20:10.160 I'll shut up about the chairs. See that little cute southwest uh foot? 253 00:20:10.519 --> 00:20:14.839 Yes? Should I get they had a matching one? Should I get another 254 00:20:14.839 --> 00:20:18.279 one for the other chair? Now, it's really not what if the person 255 00:20:18.319 --> 00:20:21.599 wants to put their feet up in their city? Okay, No one who 256 00:20:21.599 --> 00:20:23.319 says in this chair really needs to put their feet up. It's not that 257 00:20:23.359 --> 00:20:29.039 type of chair. So just one is enough. It would be too much. 258 00:20:29.119 --> 00:20:32.000 This chair is more for decoration than this. This house is going to 259 00:20:32.079 --> 00:20:34.359 look like Sandford and Sun again. All right. I won't get the matching 260 00:20:34.400 --> 00:20:40.480 one. It looks like a consignment store in here. One of the reasons 261 00:20:40.559 --> 00:20:45.119 is because the entire freaking living room has been turned into our studio. Hello, 262 00:20:45.839 --> 00:20:53.039 I haven't been able to make it look good, damn you. I 263 00:20:53.160 --> 00:20:57.559 said the roast was over, but I did bring this on myself, so 264 00:20:57.799 --> 00:21:00.880 I'm not. I can't blame anybody, But if I didn't think I could 265 00:21:00.960 --> 00:21:07.200 love Brian anymore, Oh god. I love consignment stores. I love the 266 00:21:07.279 --> 00:21:11.279 one in downtown consignment classics. Hilarious. Oh my god, and your chairs 267 00:21:11.279 --> 00:21:15.640 would not well, actually that your chairs would sitting there either. Well, 268 00:21:15.640 --> 00:21:18.559 at least they're new. Who knows. Oh, I had them up at 269 00:21:18.599 --> 00:21:22.160 the front while I was paying for them. We brought them up to the 270 00:21:22.240 --> 00:21:26.759 very front near the registers and I was getting out my wallet, and this 271 00:21:27.200 --> 00:21:32.759 big lady comes around and sits on one of them. She's resting her feet 272 00:21:32.839 --> 00:21:36.799 and she sits in one of the chairs, my chairs, with her bags. 273 00:21:37.599 --> 00:21:41.200 It just sits down. And at first I'm like, those are my 274 00:21:41.400 --> 00:21:45.160 chairs. Are just paid for them. So I just looked at un like, 275 00:21:45.640 --> 00:21:48.079 excuse me, I go, I just bought those chairs. And she's 276 00:21:48.119 --> 00:21:51.119 like, oh, I'm so sorry. And then I felt really bad. 277 00:21:51.160 --> 00:21:56.319 I'm like, it's okay, you know what, you take involved it down. 278 00:21:56.599 --> 00:21:59.160 I felt so bad. But then I don't want somebody sitting in my 279 00:21:59.160 --> 00:22:00.240 new chairs because I want them to be fresh. It's like, if you 280 00:22:00.240 --> 00:22:03.440 want to buy them, you can come to my living room. I've got 281 00:22:03.440 --> 00:22:04.559 a little little gig going on there. You want to ride? Do you 282 00:22:04.599 --> 00:22:10.279 want to come sit on them in my living room? Stop it all right, 283 00:22:10.799 --> 00:22:14.720 that's my We've also got this lovely new table for a low low price 284 00:22:14.759 --> 00:22:19.279 of eighty nine dollars. Fans interested, No, it was one night and 285 00:22:19.519 --> 00:22:25.240 this brand new sectional we just got this piece in the sectionals old. Not 286 00:22:25.319 --> 00:22:27.640 to our customers, it's not. Oh god, oh my god, don't 287 00:22:27.640 --> 00:22:32.640 be selling all my furniture. Hey, we gotta make room for our podcast 288 00:22:32.680 --> 00:22:37.039 studio in here. I sold those two chairs that were here just about two 289 00:22:37.039 --> 00:22:41.519 hours ago. I thought they were pretty comfy. Well, they were old 290 00:22:41.559 --> 00:22:44.119 and rickety, and I've had them few years. I guess what I needed 291 00:22:44.160 --> 00:22:47.880 to change, and I sold them for about half of what I bought them 292 00:22:47.920 --> 00:22:48.880 for, which is good because I've had it for two years. Sure, 293 00:22:48.960 --> 00:22:52.839 let me ask you this. If I were to show you these Sherpa chairs 294 00:22:53.079 --> 00:22:56.599 and I were you didn't and you didn't know they were from Ross, where 295 00:22:56.599 --> 00:23:00.480 would you guess they were from? I actually would guess they were from somewhere 296 00:23:00.519 --> 00:23:04.039 like Lawrence. Do you know we're Lawrences in Hillcrest Or. I would even 297 00:23:04.039 --> 00:23:08.160 say living spaces. No, they're from Ross. They're definitely from Ross. 298 00:23:08.359 --> 00:23:12.880 No, Brian, No they're not. These aren't even home goods. These 299 00:23:12.880 --> 00:23:21.160 are Ross maybe Marshalls No, j Max Groad Sale, Facebook Marketplace. I 300 00:23:21.279 --> 00:23:26.599 rebuke you. I would think that they were probably from post, could easily 301 00:23:26.599 --> 00:23:29.559 be from home Ikea. These could be from my keya for sure. Okay, 302 00:23:29.599 --> 00:23:32.319 I'll give you. I would think that they might be from somewhere like 303 00:23:32.359 --> 00:23:37.599 Lawrence. Yeah, definitely not living spaces. No, maybe maybe wayfair in 304 00:23:37.640 --> 00:23:45.599 their clearance section, what is that to being the This is basically a stool 305 00:23:45.640 --> 00:23:49.400 with a wraparound. Like we're gonna have to post like a major picture of 306 00:23:49.400 --> 00:23:52.440 this when we post this podcast. Obviously we should. We should get a 307 00:23:52.480 --> 00:23:56.200 selfie of all of us sitting. And like I said, they're not bad. 308 00:23:56.799 --> 00:24:02.240 They're just chairs, you know, Oh okay, after you've just shit 309 00:24:02.440 --> 00:24:06.799 all over them. Yeah, at least they're Scotch garden. To be fair, 310 00:24:06.839 --> 00:24:07.799 I wasn't trying to shoot on them. I was more shitting on you. 311 00:24:07.880 --> 00:24:11.079 But no, and I it was my fault. I asked you to 312 00:24:11.119 --> 00:24:15.319 do that. So yeah, there you go, All right, enough enough 313 00:24:15.359 --> 00:24:18.279 of the chairs. Do you have something? Oh? I know what you're 314 00:24:18.319 --> 00:24:22.759 gonna do. I do. I don't know how I feel about this now 315 00:24:22.039 --> 00:24:27.440 because I'm a little bit tender after the chair talk are you strike with the 316 00:24:27.440 --> 00:24:33.440 irons? Yeah, exactly, like a like a panther. We'll tell everybody 317 00:24:33.480 --> 00:24:37.839 what you're thinking about doing right now. Well, I with my roasting, 318 00:24:38.079 --> 00:24:42.680 my savage roasting of you and Brian. Last night, I left one out 319 00:24:42.759 --> 00:24:48.039 when our lovely Evan was sitting in the front row. So you didn't want 320 00:24:48.039 --> 00:24:53.240 to say something about me that would because she's my daughter and she's young, 321 00:24:53.359 --> 00:24:57.680 and okay, yes, so you're thinking about saying it now, yes, 322 00:24:59.200 --> 00:25:03.839 Oh my god, bring it on. I've got one too. Actually, 323 00:25:03.920 --> 00:25:07.440 oh my gosh, this is an awesome deal. That was not the deal. 324 00:25:07.960 --> 00:25:12.000 Mine's kind of mean too, but freaking bring it. Oh my god. 325 00:25:12.039 --> 00:25:15.079 I've already cried today, so I'm good. Why do you cry? 326 00:25:15.319 --> 00:25:19.160 I was talking about having I was telling somebody it's a long story. We're 327 00:25:19.160 --> 00:25:22.160 talking about God, and I talked about having a baby and how after that 328 00:25:22.200 --> 00:25:26.400 I believed in God. And I cried because I remembered having a baby. 329 00:25:26.519 --> 00:25:30.480 It's not because it was not because it's the wrong type of Saffa. He's 330 00:25:30.519 --> 00:25:33.799 just Saffi. It was nothing like I was sad about anything. Oh okay, 331 00:25:33.880 --> 00:25:36.240 okay, go ahead. If you weren't older than fifty five. I 332 00:25:36.240 --> 00:25:38.680 would have asked, if you're on your period? Will you please stop saying 333 00:25:38.720 --> 00:25:42.720 my age? I would love it if that could just go under the radar. 334 00:25:44.000 --> 00:25:47.480 I'm sorry you missed a great joke there. I'm sure it's held it 335 00:25:47.480 --> 00:25:49.839 because all I heard was fifty five. Yeah, anyways, say it again, 336 00:25:49.920 --> 00:25:56.720 then repeated. If you weren't old as shit, I would have asked, 337 00:25:56.720 --> 00:26:00.640 if you're on your period? Oh yeah, that ship sailed a long 338 00:26:00.680 --> 00:26:07.039 time exactly. All right, I have more that one I came up with 339 00:26:07.079 --> 00:26:11.559 on the spot. All right, are you ready? Do we have a 340 00:26:11.599 --> 00:26:15.799 drum roll? I don't think we need we need a drum roll? All 341 00:26:15.880 --> 00:26:19.240 right, we'll use that. I'll put a drum roll on there. Oh 342 00:26:19.319 --> 00:26:26.720 god, god, Laura Kane. Yes, you have slept with so many 343 00:26:26.759 --> 00:26:30.960 men that if you were to slide down a banister naked, it would sound 344 00:26:30.039 --> 00:26:45.000 like a round of applause. Gross and pretty good. Excuse me, excuse 345 00:26:45.039 --> 00:26:52.240 me. I would like to announce that down there is in very good shape, 346 00:26:52.319 --> 00:26:56.319 so suck it. She's not refuting that she slept with that many guys. 347 00:26:56.359 --> 00:27:00.279 There, No, I'm not, but actually there, I don't know 348 00:27:00.279 --> 00:27:02.640 if I want to know, I had two c serians, nothing ever came 349 00:27:02.640 --> 00:27:06.279 out of here, So it's pretty damn that is as tight as a drum. 350 00:27:07.160 --> 00:27:10.799 Definitely not. You're not wrong about the other thing makes you want to 351 00:27:10.799 --> 00:27:15.240 pay play babaloo on your congo drum. I didn't even know what that, 352 00:27:15.279 --> 00:27:18.599 man, but I'm not even gonna laugh at it. Oh my god, 353 00:27:18.640 --> 00:27:22.359 Oh my god. All right, thank you. I'm glad you did leave 354 00:27:22.400 --> 00:27:26.240 that up, because yes, yes, I didn't need Evan knowing that. 355 00:27:29.559 --> 00:27:32.079 All right, Brian, how don't you go ahead and turn the camera on 356 00:27:32.160 --> 00:27:34.920 yourself And it's just actually I'm gonna keep it. I'm actually gonna keep it 357 00:27:34.960 --> 00:27:37.559 on you because it will make sense in a second. Oh. I was 358 00:27:37.559 --> 00:27:41.440 just gonna say that when you look at the wall behind you, you see 359 00:27:41.440 --> 00:27:44.119 a lot of things, you know, you see a couple of sexy ladies, 360 00:27:44.440 --> 00:27:45.720 and that's for Lord to remind everyone that she's still, in fact is 361 00:27:45.759 --> 00:27:51.519 a woman, and she got this giant cat on the wall, and that's 362 00:27:51.559 --> 00:27:57.079 remind people she does still in fact have a pussy. That was a little 363 00:27:57.119 --> 00:28:00.640 more crap. That was a little crass from my but that's why I left 364 00:28:00.640 --> 00:28:06.559 it out. I like the word pussy. It's kind of fun to say 365 00:28:07.000 --> 00:28:10.440 it's not naughty. It's naughty. Yeah, it's honestly, I don't even 366 00:28:10.599 --> 00:28:14.039 have a problem to be naughty. It's just really like, it's the wrong 367 00:28:14.079 --> 00:28:17.599 type of crass. It's not funny crass. You know, have I don't 368 00:28:17.599 --> 00:28:21.119 know if you've ever tried to talk dirty, well, you won't be able 369 00:28:21.119 --> 00:28:22.920 to relate to this, because I don't think you would never say, oh 370 00:28:22.960 --> 00:28:27.960 I want I want you in my pussy like you would have never. But 371 00:28:29.000 --> 00:28:33.599 anyway, it's a different term for I am not a good sex talker. 372 00:28:33.680 --> 00:28:37.880 I can imagine that you do like a radio announcer voice no, but I 373 00:28:38.000 --> 00:28:42.000 coming up next. You've got this panis going into my I can't because I 374 00:28:42.039 --> 00:28:45.880 can't see. I can't even see the word panties like that. That is 375 00:28:45.920 --> 00:28:52.119 almost like too like much for me. Saying pussy is like, really, 376 00:28:52.559 --> 00:28:55.880 I don't like that word, man, Like saying hawk is kind of hard. 377 00:28:56.160 --> 00:28:59.799 So like saying all those together doing stuff like, I'm not good at 378 00:28:59.799 --> 00:29:03.000 it. I'm just not good at it. She was Laura's like, um, 379 00:29:03.000 --> 00:29:07.720 stick it in. She's like, oh wait a minute, no, 380 00:29:07.880 --> 00:29:12.000 I just like the Grande Vanilla latte. I forgot where I was your penis 381 00:29:12.039 --> 00:29:22.519 looks good. I'd like that somewhere near my under my belly button, the 382 00:29:22.559 --> 00:29:27.000 thing that's under my belly button, you know, down there. Oh my 383 00:29:27.039 --> 00:29:30.599 god, I don't know. I'd be so bad where I put my sweet 384 00:29:30.720 --> 00:29:36.640 m's wife right down there. I do. I do agree. Cock and 385 00:29:36.839 --> 00:29:41.559 pussy are kind of like in a separate category of weird, just like a 386 00:29:41.680 --> 00:29:47.079 little I'm yeah. I mean, if you're using the right words, they're 387 00:29:47.079 --> 00:29:49.079 funny. I kind of like cocking balls. That's all right, Oh yeah, 388 00:29:49.160 --> 00:29:52.200 that was funny. Let me ask you this on the same kind of 389 00:29:52.240 --> 00:30:02.160 topic. Would you rather have your members referred to as wiener no, penis, 390 00:30:02.160 --> 00:30:07.720 no dick, no, or you like dick? I feel like everyone 391 00:30:07.799 --> 00:30:12.920 uses dick, dick or cock? Yeah? Give me your wiener sounds small, 392 00:30:14.640 --> 00:30:18.039 yeah, or like a four year old yeah, true, And penis 393 00:30:18.079 --> 00:30:22.279 sounds very medicinal, yes, anatomical? Yeah, But then what you call 394 00:30:22.359 --> 00:30:26.680 people dick sometimes? So like do you want it? It's a different contact. 395 00:30:26.799 --> 00:30:30.039 Yeah, but a cock sounds like a big one to me. Uh 396 00:30:30.160 --> 00:30:33.640 yeah, but in the wrong context. Is there another term I'm missing? 397 00:30:34.000 --> 00:30:37.319 I would just say dick, okay, because it's so common now, like 398 00:30:37.559 --> 00:30:41.880 just it feels like it's almost replaced. Laura's like, oh, baby, 399 00:30:41.960 --> 00:30:45.880 give me your mighty sequoia. Okay, well, what term would you use 400 00:30:45.960 --> 00:30:53.880 for the opposite morrifous? So what are what are the terms? Meat flaps? 401 00:30:55.119 --> 00:31:02.079 No, they're not flappy either, missing, spam, cassinetts, hatchet, 402 00:31:02.079 --> 00:31:07.400 wound. You're the wrong person, ask you are crashed, dusty fall 403 00:31:07.480 --> 00:31:15.039 space. Well it is dusty girls, baby canal, spider farm in my 404 00:31:15.119 --> 00:31:22.319 case, I don't know. But what are there besides like, besides vaginage, 405 00:31:22.599 --> 00:31:26.519 there's the really c word. I don't like that that's the only curse. 406 00:31:26.599 --> 00:31:30.400 Or I don't like to say, yeah, yeah, that's an insult. 407 00:31:30.519 --> 00:31:34.400 That's just trashy, that's a mean insult. Yeah, is there anything 408 00:31:34.440 --> 00:31:37.920 else? And we're not we're not. I think we're forgetting something, but 409 00:31:38.440 --> 00:31:41.200 that I don't really know. Oh, I don't want vagina. I don't 410 00:31:41.440 --> 00:31:45.799 vagina, coucci, I hate cucccc No, I'm not happy with that. 411 00:31:47.119 --> 00:31:51.960 I guess fussy. Yeah, if I have to pick one, you're like, 412 00:31:52.000 --> 00:31:56.160 God, damn, there and visit the little man in the boat the 413 00:31:56.200 --> 00:32:02.319 balloon knot, that's your butt hole. Dante's Seven Circles of fell Your balloon 414 00:32:02.480 --> 00:32:08.400 n your butthole? No, yes, what's when you can the term balloon 415 00:32:08.440 --> 00:32:14.640 knot as in a sexual nature? What your butthole? I don't. Oh 416 00:32:14.720 --> 00:32:19.440 yeah, I know you're talking about it's the it's yes, it is, 417 00:32:19.640 --> 00:32:22.880 and pink starfish, that's your butthole. I want you to get out your 418 00:32:22.880 --> 00:32:25.759 phone right now. And you know why it's called balloon not right because it 419 00:32:25.799 --> 00:32:30.400 looks I know. Yes, Then what you think balloon not means? I 420 00:32:30.440 --> 00:32:34.440 thought it meant like the little man in the boat kind of thing. No, 421 00:32:34.720 --> 00:32:39.240 all right, I want you to google other words. Okay, oh 422 00:32:39.319 --> 00:32:44.319 Cli, there's no other words for it, little man in the boat click? 423 00:32:44.559 --> 00:32:46.519 Okay. Besides, no one calls it that. That's what I'm asking. 424 00:32:46.559 --> 00:32:51.160 That's an extre No, that's not like a just a nickname. Let's 425 00:32:51.200 --> 00:32:57.480 see what comes up. Okay, balloon knot slang? Hello, bulgar the 426 00:32:57.640 --> 00:33:04.799 anus, Oh ouch, good bye? Okay, take you and your balloon 427 00:33:04.880 --> 00:33:09.119 knot out of here. So let's see slang. Okay, slang four, 428 00:33:12.160 --> 00:33:15.680 Clint, I'm gonna have to make this one is explicit already. Yeah, 429 00:33:15.680 --> 00:33:21.160 we went really deep on this one. I'm marked this week's also explicit. 430 00:33:21.279 --> 00:33:28.440 What here's some um be wait for safe for Clint, it's bean. Oh 431 00:33:28.480 --> 00:33:31.519 I've heard that one little man in the boat button. Oh, actually i've 432 00:33:31.519 --> 00:33:37.920 heard. I think I've heard about you, Clint. The happy button and 433 00:33:37.039 --> 00:33:45.079 the devil's doorbell. That's a good one. I like my little button. 434 00:33:45.319 --> 00:33:50.920 Would you would you like to ring my devil's doorbell? Someone jet the door? 435 00:33:51.519 --> 00:33:57.319 Oh my god, totally gone off topic we have we're still roasting each 436 00:33:57.319 --> 00:34:01.279 other. I think we aren't the bald man in the boat? Oh are 437 00:34:01.319 --> 00:34:09.920 we done? Happy? But the knob. The only other roast I have 438 00:34:10.119 --> 00:34:14.159 was for the entire show, and it's just the LCA D stands for lots 439 00:34:14.159 --> 00:34:19.159 of cock and dick. Oh that's good most well, yeah, I'm true. 440 00:34:19.719 --> 00:34:27.920 Little cock and doorbell your your love button. That's another one that'll be 441 00:34:28.239 --> 00:34:30.960 you know what? Next week? What is LCADS down for. We're gonna 442 00:34:30.960 --> 00:34:35.199 think about it and you're gonna come up with three things that stands it for? 443 00:34:35.360 --> 00:34:37.440 Okay, next week. I don't want to be put on the spot 444 00:34:37.440 --> 00:34:43.239 because I want to do something good. You do, Kay, Laura can 445 00:34:43.639 --> 00:34:52.079 achieve? Dick, Laura can no? I see there's something. There's a 446 00:34:52.079 --> 00:34:55.000 good nugget right here. We'll do it. Maybe we'll do it next week. 447 00:34:55.119 --> 00:35:00.280 Okay, you never gone to your double ds? No, I'm gonna 448 00:35:00.320 --> 00:35:04.760 do that right now. Okay, good because we took a long time with 449 00:35:04.800 --> 00:35:07.360 those rows and it was all about Brian yesterday, so you know it was 450 00:35:07.400 --> 00:35:10.119 It's fine, it's fine. We didn't get to the doubles. So let's 451 00:35:10.119 --> 00:35:24.079 play a little music. Get it going on? This just in? What? 452 00:35:25.000 --> 00:35:29.320 Oh? Was I taking too? Law? Yeah? This just in 453 00:35:30.159 --> 00:35:35.920 Alpacci. Remember a few weeks ago, Robert de Niro, seventy nine years 454 00:35:35.920 --> 00:35:40.920 old, had a baby with his girlfriend Jeffany chen Well al Paccino. Not 455 00:35:42.000 --> 00:35:46.400 to be outdone at eighty two, his girlfriend, who's twenty nine, is 456 00:35:46.440 --> 00:35:52.000 eight months pregnant. Her name is Nora Alfala. They've been together since April 457 00:35:52.119 --> 00:35:59.039 of last year, twenty twenty two. She has the girlfriend. Nora has 458 00:35:59.119 --> 00:36:02.639 also been linked with Mick Jagger, who's seventy nine and sixty one year old 459 00:36:02.639 --> 00:36:09.079 billionaire Nicholas berg Wren. She must be smoking? Is that her first kid? 460 00:36:10.000 --> 00:36:14.920 I didn't say. Now think about it, Butchina will be a hundred 461 00:36:15.000 --> 00:36:19.840 when the kid is eighteen. He might not even make it to his kid's 462 00:36:19.920 --> 00:36:22.519 first steps. I mean, in reality, I mean, you know, 463 00:36:22.639 --> 00:36:27.840 things can happen when you're in your eighties. It doesn't seem fair, but 464 00:36:27.920 --> 00:36:30.800 that kid will have the hell of an endowment. That kid's going, well, 465 00:36:31.119 --> 00:36:37.559 you're right, yes, oh, yes, most definitely. Tina Turner 466 00:36:37.639 --> 00:36:42.840 died at eighty three. Now why did she die? So they haven't just 467 00:36:42.960 --> 00:36:46.320 closed her there was something else. I think they haven't just closed how she 468 00:36:46.440 --> 00:36:52.119 died. But she had a stroke in twenty thirteen, intestinal cancer in twenty 469 00:36:52.159 --> 00:36:54.960 sixteen, and then a kidney transplant in twenty seventeen. Wow, And they 470 00:36:55.039 --> 00:36:59.840 just printed an interview with her that was taken because you know, she ran 471 00:37:00.000 --> 00:37:02.440 anounced her American citizenship and just moved to Switzerland. I did not know that 472 00:37:02.440 --> 00:37:09.000 with her husband. So and she said in this interview that she could walk 473 00:37:09.039 --> 00:37:14.079 in the streets and she lived right around the corner from this little Italian restaurant. 474 00:37:14.119 --> 00:37:17.199 She went in there all the time and no one bothered her. And 475 00:37:17.320 --> 00:37:21.599 this is Tina Turner, like, nobody asked for autographs, nobody asked for 476 00:37:21.679 --> 00:37:23.519 picture is nothing. This is the end of her life. Yeah. So 477 00:37:23.559 --> 00:37:25.760 then she had a good end of her life. She had a great and 478 00:37:25.800 --> 00:37:29.800 that's why she moved to Switzerland. She's like, I've done everything I need 479 00:37:29.840 --> 00:37:32.800 to do, so that's where I'm going, okay, And she was married 480 00:37:35.599 --> 00:37:44.719 and they in the interview she said she was diagnosed with hypertension very early on 481 00:37:44.800 --> 00:37:47.199 and she never did anything about it, and that's what caused all the kidney 482 00:37:47.280 --> 00:37:52.280 problems. So I don't know if it was that. They haven't disclosed what 483 00:37:52.320 --> 00:37:58.000 it was yet, but that was really sad. I loved her and she 484 00:37:58.159 --> 00:38:04.280 was one of the best concerts I have ever seen. I saw I saw 485 00:38:04.320 --> 00:38:08.280 her in La Wow and she was in her seventies at the time, and 486 00:38:08.480 --> 00:38:15.239 she was It was Rags final show before she real went over Across Wow. 487 00:38:15.440 --> 00:38:22.079 So um. Also sad news. Seling Dion canceled her world tour and most 488 00:38:22.119 --> 00:38:24.519 likely will not tour again because of the illness that she has. Oh man, 489 00:38:24.719 --> 00:38:29.360 Yeah, and it's a throat thing. It's affecting her ability to sing, 490 00:38:29.800 --> 00:38:32.039 which is so la doesn't she have that like thing where she's turning into 491 00:38:32.079 --> 00:38:37.400 stone? Who's that? What? There is an illness where you your body 492 00:38:37.599 --> 00:38:44.199 just turns okay talking, it's where your bone development never stopped. So diffuse, 493 00:38:44.480 --> 00:38:49.159 I'm wondering is she the one that has that there's a celebrity that does 494 00:38:49.280 --> 00:38:52.880 have that. I'm not sure, but I know what she has is just 495 00:38:52.000 --> 00:38:57.679 debilitating, like it's very painful. And yeah, you saw her too, 496 00:38:57.840 --> 00:39:00.119 No, I never did. Never did see that in Vegas. No, 497 00:39:00.800 --> 00:39:06.000 I went through. She was here twice and then I went to Vegas to 498 00:39:06.039 --> 00:39:09.679 see her or was going to and she was ill. Oh, so every 499 00:39:09.679 --> 00:39:14.880 time I went to see her, I had tickets and everything, and the 500 00:39:14.920 --> 00:39:17.320 concerts were canceled. So she's one of the only ones that I haven't seen. 501 00:39:17.320 --> 00:39:23.840 I've seen just about everybody else. You know who Benedict Cumberbatches, Yes, 502 00:39:25.039 --> 00:39:31.360 a knife welding chef broke into his family's home and was screaming at them 503 00:39:31.360 --> 00:39:37.159 and everything. So yeah, on that note, I read that some dude 504 00:39:37.519 --> 00:39:44.320 broke into Owen Wilson's home and all the guy did was going too his drawer, 505 00:39:44.519 --> 00:39:50.239 put on his pajamas and walk around until the police got there because the 506 00:39:50.280 --> 00:39:52.480 alarms were going on. He didn't take anything. Yeah, the guy didn't 507 00:39:52.480 --> 00:39:57.760 take anything. He was just screaming at everybody. Creepy and to be a 508 00:39:57.800 --> 00:40:00.559 celebrity that would be terrifying. Yeah, Well, my name was a chef 509 00:40:00.599 --> 00:40:05.039 and he had a knife that sun I would have just said, hey, 510 00:40:05.039 --> 00:40:07.000 can you make me dinner? Maybe that's what you were screening. Bay. 511 00:40:07.039 --> 00:40:10.320 He's like, I'm going to cook you something real. Yeah, okay, 512 00:40:10.320 --> 00:40:16.840 So now we have to talk about two shows. Oh god. The first 513 00:40:16.840 --> 00:40:22.559 one I watched in one evening. I came home from the podcast, just 514 00:40:22.599 --> 00:40:30.880 sat down to relax, turn on Netflix season six of Selling Sunset. Oh. 515 00:40:30.920 --> 00:40:35.760 I was up till one thirty in the morning. Eric, it was 516 00:40:36.320 --> 00:40:38.360 great time. This is a show. You know, I watch all this 517 00:40:38.480 --> 00:40:42.480 show. I watched Vanderpop, I do the whole thing. I've not been 518 00:40:42.519 --> 00:40:46.000 able to get into this show, and now I feel like I can't because 519 00:40:46.039 --> 00:40:49.519 I don't want to go all the way back to season one. It has 520 00:40:49.559 --> 00:40:52.079 to go through the whole thing. This is one of those shows that you 521 00:40:52.199 --> 00:40:57.119 have to because it establishes the character. So then you look at talking about 522 00:40:57.159 --> 00:41:00.039 this. Oh my god, it is so good. One chick marry another 523 00:41:00.119 --> 00:41:05.119 chick, yes, okay, yes, well they're not married. Okay, 524 00:41:05.559 --> 00:41:08.880 she was. She was married to the actor that was on This Is Us 525 00:41:09.360 --> 00:41:15.519 and then he dumped her for some other chick, and then she all of 526 00:41:15.559 --> 00:41:17.880 a sudden was like, oh, I'm a lesbian So those two dudes that 527 00:41:19.039 --> 00:41:23.159 own the Yeah Twine with their big teeth and bald heads. Is it a 528 00:41:23.199 --> 00:41:27.199 reality show or is it? No? It's like it's like a vander Pump 529 00:41:27.239 --> 00:41:30.480 Rules, but it's it's in would be reality. Yeah, it's reality. 530 00:41:30.559 --> 00:41:36.519 Yeah yeah, Um, all right, if I once I finish a couple 531 00:41:36.559 --> 00:41:40.320 of things I need to finish. So there's a character that they introduced back 532 00:41:40.400 --> 00:41:45.320 in. Her name is Nicole, and she and Chrishell who's the girl name. 533 00:41:45.840 --> 00:41:49.800 She was the one that was married to Justin whatever that was on This 534 00:41:49.960 --> 00:41:54.519 is Us. They're both very pretty and this is the thing I love about 535 00:41:54.559 --> 00:42:00.880 the show. The houses are just secondary. It's called selling Sunset. It's 536 00:42:00.880 --> 00:42:06.400 all about real estate. It's just a prop. It's all about the women. 537 00:42:07.199 --> 00:42:12.039 It's only women. They're employed by them. They've dated a couple of 538 00:42:12.079 --> 00:42:15.440 them. The brother has You know why I have problems watching these kind of 539 00:42:15.480 --> 00:42:21.519 shows and housewives. I just get too jealous. I get too envious that 540 00:42:21.559 --> 00:42:25.440 these people have all this money to buy these beautiful This is the best thing. 541 00:42:27.159 --> 00:42:34.519 The clothes, the wardrobe for this show must be astronomical because they're all 542 00:42:34.639 --> 00:42:39.320 in Gucci and find the product. But this is my favorite part is the 543 00:42:39.400 --> 00:42:45.960 women all way about four pounds of their upper thighs don't meet at all, 544 00:42:45.559 --> 00:42:51.000 so it's it looks just like any gap. Oh yeah, there's no thigh 545 00:42:51.079 --> 00:42:55.519 gap. They and they teeter around on these heels that are ten inches high. 546 00:42:57.639 --> 00:43:00.480 On one of the shows, one of the new girls who looks just 547 00:43:00.480 --> 00:43:06.840 like Naomi Campbell. I am obsessed with her. She is great. Um. 548 00:43:06.920 --> 00:43:10.320 She shows up for they're having a girl's trip in Palm Springs. She 549 00:43:10.440 --> 00:43:16.920 gets out of the the you know vehicle, the car that brings her there, 550 00:43:17.320 --> 00:43:22.159 and she's all in white and she's in like big huge snow boots with 551 00:43:22.280 --> 00:43:28.679 fur and like a crop top and a miniskirt and it's a five hundred degrees 552 00:43:28.719 --> 00:43:37.559 in Palm Springs. By the way, Brian has completely too. He's like, 553 00:43:37.599 --> 00:43:40.679 oh my god, but if you have not so anyway, this Nicole 554 00:43:40.920 --> 00:43:46.480 is a total bitch. And now she's getting death threats. Oh my god, 555 00:43:47.400 --> 00:43:51.119 Bryan's to mature for this. She's not. Oh man, I was 556 00:43:51.159 --> 00:43:53.719 all I don't like reality TV was so good. It's not reality. Don't 557 00:43:53.760 --> 00:43:59.639 you like to just leave your brain like on the shelf and just watch something 558 00:43:59.719 --> 00:44:02.480 that's just mindless? Yeah, but I don't watch reality. What do you 559 00:44:02.519 --> 00:44:08.800 watch that's mindless? To just to not think? Is there anything? Don't 560 00:44:09.000 --> 00:44:14.400 if you tell me something smart, I'm gonna right now. I'm watching Suits. 561 00:44:15.280 --> 00:44:20.119 Okay, okay, I just finished better call Saul not too smart. 562 00:44:20.559 --> 00:44:25.119 Oh sorry, no that's not that's not brain dummy. Um. Suits, 563 00:44:25.119 --> 00:44:30.480 I'll give you that. Suits isn't that. But it's we're getting there. 564 00:44:30.800 --> 00:44:35.559 So I have I have three that I just it's just when I don't want 565 00:44:35.559 --> 00:44:37.920 to have to think about idea, I don't want to have to read any 566 00:44:37.679 --> 00:44:43.599 I don't want to do anything. I watch my Judge Judy. Okay, 567 00:44:43.719 --> 00:44:49.480 I hate Judge. No, that's his queen. No, Judge duty is 568 00:44:49.480 --> 00:44:52.719 the worst. No, she's not a good judge. La la la, 569 00:44:52.119 --> 00:44:55.880 don't do that to him, Judge. I can turn myself up. Your 570 00:44:55.880 --> 00:45:00.960 headphones, I'll turn me up. Oh. I love my Judge Judy shine 571 00:45:00.000 --> 00:45:02.840 Lin. She's the worst. She is. She makes so much money to 572 00:45:02.880 --> 00:45:07.400 work like two hours a year, and that she is one smart lady. 573 00:45:07.639 --> 00:45:13.119 Better she's also she ran to everybody. Man. I love Judy, Judge, 574 00:45:13.159 --> 00:45:16.079 Judy. If you can hear me, I love you all right, 575 00:45:16.159 --> 00:45:21.239 So that one Judge Judy Vanderpunk Rules, well, yeah, and selling. 576 00:45:21.719 --> 00:45:24.440 Okay, now, why don't you watch Vanderpunk Rules? Same thing? Okay, 577 00:45:24.519 --> 00:45:30.480 first of all, it's stupid. No, the people on it. 578 00:45:30.559 --> 00:45:34.119 I'm just stupid. I have to put my head on the desk. He 579 00:45:34.239 --> 00:45:37.840 just doesn't understand. No, I no, I don't understand the Okay, 580 00:45:37.880 --> 00:45:44.280 lets you watch a new shows. They aren't mindless yet, Like I can't 581 00:45:44.280 --> 00:45:50.800 say Yellow Jackets to show on Netflix the other day. Forgot the name about 582 00:45:50.800 --> 00:45:57.400 a man who is trying to prove there was an ancient civilization that was more 583 00:45:57.440 --> 00:46:02.119 advanced than any history books have ever shown. The documentary it's it's it's like, 584 00:46:02.239 --> 00:46:07.159 there's a couple of episodes. Okay, it's too it's I'm thinking drama, 585 00:46:07.840 --> 00:46:14.079 well, non fiction or fiction? What else do I watch? I'll 586 00:46:14.119 --> 00:46:15.199 think of I'll get back to you, But I do. I do. 587 00:46:15.239 --> 00:46:20.199 Really. I love Better Call Saul. I loved Breaking Bad. I watched 588 00:46:20.239 --> 00:46:22.719 that one hundred times over many, many, many, many many times. 589 00:46:23.400 --> 00:46:28.039 Um. I like smart things, I really do. But most of the 590 00:46:28.079 --> 00:46:30.360 time I want my brain dead at the end of the day. That's why 591 00:46:30.719 --> 00:46:36.719 ninety day. If I know it's something that I'm so tired that I. 592 00:46:36.920 --> 00:46:40.280 Yes, Yes, I don't I and I don't want to read because I'm 593 00:46:40.320 --> 00:46:45.639 afraid that I'm just gonna fall asleep. I get brother, I get you. 594 00:46:45.239 --> 00:46:52.559 This one doesn't understand you right for us, he is he's There are 595 00:46:52.599 --> 00:46:54.639 some shows that I are much more like. I like, um, say, 596 00:46:54.679 --> 00:46:58.159 good example, I like Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty's a crazy 597 00:46:58.199 --> 00:47:01.880 minds I had attention. If Brian spelled his name, Oh no, that 598 00:47:01.880 --> 00:47:07.199 wouldn't even be right. Brain an eye brain, How I could call him 599 00:47:07.199 --> 00:47:13.440 AI? Oh that'd be good. Yeah, artificial intelligence Joe, that Joe 600 00:47:13.519 --> 00:47:17.639 kind of died, It's pretty mindful. I don't know. Reality is just 601 00:47:17.760 --> 00:47:21.920 reality TV is just so boring to me because it's especially fake because they make 602 00:47:21.960 --> 00:47:23.199 it so hard to be real, so they script the crap out of there. 603 00:47:23.239 --> 00:47:27.360 Oh no one, And I think it appeals to me because I believe 604 00:47:27.519 --> 00:47:32.280 everything. Yeah, so the reality is just not that interesting. I respect 605 00:47:32.440 --> 00:47:38.840 your opinion, Laura. Let's move on something on your chin that was so 606 00:47:38.960 --> 00:47:44.800 dumb that I I think that my brain refused to get it. The funniest 607 00:47:44.800 --> 00:47:47.159 part is that everyone else got it before you did, the best part because 608 00:47:47.199 --> 00:47:50.920 I believe, truly believed I'm like, where, where where? Where? 609 00:47:50.920 --> 00:47:52.639 Where? Well, wait a minute, we do have to talk about did 610 00:47:52.639 --> 00:47:57.960 you watch We watched it together, dumb dumb that was my birthday night. 611 00:47:59.000 --> 00:48:01.199 Can I give a plus to Urban mos Yes, of course. Okay, 612 00:48:01.480 --> 00:48:07.679 if you want to watch the second part of vander put Rules the Reunion finest 613 00:48:07.679 --> 00:48:12.199 place ever Urban Mose, they will play it after the dream Girls perform, 614 00:48:12.360 --> 00:48:15.320 which is at seven o'clock, so seven to eight thirty. You're entertained, 615 00:48:15.400 --> 00:48:19.599 you get a little break, then you can watch the show and they have 616 00:48:19.679 --> 00:48:25.880 this bingo game going on. I recommend it highly reserve your spot again that 617 00:48:27.280 --> 00:48:34.760 first. So I heard today that episodes two and three make episode one of 618 00:48:34.840 --> 00:48:37.880 the Reunion look like a walk in the park. Are you gonna watch it 619 00:48:37.920 --> 00:48:40.519 with me? Or did you have to do that as a thing. I'm 620 00:48:40.559 --> 00:48:44.639 not sure yet. Okay, I feel like we need to share this. 621 00:48:44.880 --> 00:48:47.119 I know you might just have to. We need to watch it. Oh 622 00:48:47.239 --> 00:48:52.039 no, I will watch it. I need to watch it live. I 623 00:48:52.079 --> 00:48:53.960 need to come to your house. I know I can't get it on my 624 00:48:54.280 --> 00:48:59.400 until the day after, and that's not okay for me. Oh my god. 625 00:49:00.400 --> 00:49:07.159 Whatever, All right, let's move on, all right, All right, 626 00:49:07.280 --> 00:49:09.039 I just have a few. Okay, let me ask you. I'll 627 00:49:09.119 --> 00:49:13.000 let I'll give you what I have. You tell me what how you want 628 00:49:13.000 --> 00:49:22.559 to end the show? Fifteen little things that annoy everyone? Or four questions 629 00:49:22.840 --> 00:49:30.360 not the question game, but ones that are it's kind of like what am 630 00:49:30.400 --> 00:49:32.320 I trying to say? They're really good. Let's see the questions on the 631 00:49:32.400 --> 00:49:36.880 list you pull up our absolute bowl. Oh shut it, No, the 632 00:49:36.920 --> 00:49:42.079 list you pull up are so wrong. One of these days they'll it'll blow 633 00:49:42.119 --> 00:49:45.920 your mind. Okay? Are these are they like BuzzFeed lists? They are 634 00:49:45.920 --> 00:49:51.199 a combination of everything that was on the internet, and it's and I get 635 00:49:51.199 --> 00:49:54.320 it all. Okay, here we go. I'll ask you know what. 636 00:49:54.519 --> 00:49:58.920 Who's gonna start. I'm gonna start with Brian this time. Okay, you're 637 00:49:58.920 --> 00:50:05.599 gonna answer first. If you're walking in a forest and you found a black 638 00:50:05.679 --> 00:50:13.199 suitcase. Inside it holds one million dollars and a piece of paper stained in 639 00:50:13.400 --> 00:50:19.880 blood with a single word don't would you take the suitcase home? Or would 640 00:50:19.880 --> 00:50:23.039 you leave it? Oh? I knew Brian would take it. How are 641 00:50:23.039 --> 00:50:27.800 they going to tie the money in that kind of crap? Anyway? Are 642 00:50:27.800 --> 00:50:30.440 you saying cursed? Maybe? Yeah? Oh, I take it? The 643 00:50:30.480 --> 00:50:34.920 hell cares? I knew you would curse you for sure would not take it. 644 00:50:35.039 --> 00:50:40.320 Oh a million dollars, no blood stained note that says don't okay, 645 00:50:40.360 --> 00:50:43.719 So I give it to somebody I like, you know, cashing for other 646 00:50:43.840 --> 00:50:45.840 notes, and boom, it's the money somebody else's problem. I've got clean, 647 00:50:46.079 --> 00:50:50.840 uncursed money. You're not worried that the fact that you took it is 648 00:50:50.960 --> 00:50:55.480 going to change your life drama because I'm not worried that curses exist. Okay, 649 00:50:57.320 --> 00:50:59.079 you know what, I get it? Who cursed it? How did 650 00:50:59.079 --> 00:51:02.159 they curse it? At this point in my life, I would take the 651 00:51:02.280 --> 00:51:07.039 risk. I'm just wondering if curses or if that stuff is all real. 652 00:51:07.159 --> 00:51:13.519 Why isn't the information on how to curse people like on the internet. I 653 00:51:13.639 --> 00:51:21.440 don't. I don't know who does know? Maybe a higher power, a 654 00:51:21.639 --> 00:51:23.559 god that why is he cursing? Briefing? He's not cursing, but he 655 00:51:23.599 --> 00:51:28.679 knows what curses are, because that there's evil and good and maybe like witches 656 00:51:28.679 --> 00:51:35.039 who direct Anyways, I'm making this, I'm making a very bad point, 657 00:51:35.320 --> 00:51:37.039 but I'm trying to come up with some Well, if I find a flying 658 00:51:37.039 --> 00:51:40.840 broomstick, and then nearby, you know, nearby briefcase full of cash, 659 00:51:40.880 --> 00:51:46.000 then I won't take the cash. Number two, If you and your girlfriend? 660 00:51:46.559 --> 00:51:53.559 No, if your girlfriend and your mother changed bodies, Oh, and 661 00:51:53.639 --> 00:51:59.800 the only way to get them back to normal is to have sex with one 662 00:51:59.800 --> 00:52:02.000 of them? What the fuck? Oh? Yeah, exactly who do you 663 00:52:02.079 --> 00:52:06.960 choose? I'm not answering that question you need to answer. You know what, 664 00:52:07.400 --> 00:52:14.119 On this show, we all play, we all answer a messed but 665 00:52:14.280 --> 00:52:17.400 it's between your boyfriend and your dad. Oh my god. Um, okay, 666 00:52:17.480 --> 00:52:22.960 let me think if my if my boyfriend and my dad changed bodies and 667 00:52:22.000 --> 00:52:25.239 the only way to get them back to normal is to have sex with one 668 00:52:25.320 --> 00:52:31.800 of them, who do I choose? Oh my god, I would have 669 00:52:31.840 --> 00:52:40.679 sex with my dad who's actually my boyfriend? Okay, Eric, Okay, 670 00:52:40.880 --> 00:52:44.920 I am pleading them. I think no, play the game. No, 671 00:52:44.920 --> 00:52:50.239 no, if he if I'm playing the fifth as well. That is an 672 00:52:50.239 --> 00:52:55.960 insane answer on the internet saying no, No, I am disappointed in you. 673 00:52:57.280 --> 00:53:00.079 That's fine. I am disappointed you. That's okay. You can roast 674 00:53:00.079 --> 00:53:05.360 me for it later. I can't believe you. I'm disappointed to hear that 675 00:53:05.400 --> 00:53:08.360 you're into incest. Have you mine. I just think of the best way 676 00:53:08.400 --> 00:53:15.480 out of this. Yeah. Finally you find a book and begin to read, 677 00:53:15.800 --> 00:53:21.079 only to discover that this is your life. Okay, you get to 678 00:53:21.119 --> 00:53:27.960 the point that you are at now, do you turn the page knowing that 679 00:53:28.000 --> 00:53:31.000 you will not be able to change the events to come? I dispute that 680 00:53:31.039 --> 00:53:37.599 I couldn't change the events. Do you turn the page knowing that you don't 681 00:53:37.840 --> 00:53:39.920 know? Oh it's going to happen? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, duh 682 00:53:39.960 --> 00:53:45.559 for sure? Not me. What if you could easily avert a tragedy? 683 00:53:47.280 --> 00:53:51.440 Okay, let me say this. You find out ten pages from where you 684 00:53:51.519 --> 00:53:54.039 left off, Evan dies in a free car accident because she was on her 685 00:53:54.079 --> 00:53:58.320 way somewhere, tells you the specific day. All you have to do to 686 00:53:58.320 --> 00:54:00.719 stop it is just tell her, hey, you can't go out that day. 687 00:54:00.800 --> 00:54:04.880 That's why this question was written this way. Wait what Okay? Knowing 688 00:54:05.000 --> 00:54:08.119 that you will not be able to change the events to come, so then 689 00:54:08.920 --> 00:54:13.159 you be able to change it? Well, then, of course, how 690 00:54:13.159 --> 00:54:19.039 can you not change it? I'm just reading a question that was probably written 691 00:54:19.119 --> 00:54:23.480 on this all wrong. Laura. If you can, if you can, 692 00:54:25.440 --> 00:54:31.559 oh your podcast, if you can't, If I couldn't change it. Then 693 00:54:31.599 --> 00:54:34.440 I know I wouldn't want to know. All right, I'll end with it 694 00:54:35.880 --> 00:54:37.559 one more. Okay, then we're going to end this thing. Is it? 695 00:54:37.639 --> 00:54:40.519 Is it going to be having sex with? Oh? Okay, I 696 00:54:40.519 --> 00:54:49.360 would choose a donkey. Would you rather get uglier or dumber? You have 697 00:54:49.400 --> 00:54:53.519 asked that question before? Okay? Then then I'll ask another one. Okay, 698 00:54:55.119 --> 00:54:58.559 what would you do? Well, this is too that's too serious. 699 00:54:58.599 --> 00:55:04.880 I'm going to hold onto that one. Okay. You are offered a pill 700 00:55:05.400 --> 00:55:12.159 that makes you sixty five percent more intelligent, but permanently removes your hair, 701 00:55:12.599 --> 00:55:15.960 including your eyebrows. No, do you take it? How much smarter? 702 00:55:16.239 --> 00:55:22.360 Sixty five percent smarter? How much is sixty five percent Smart's quite a bit? 703 00:55:22.679 --> 00:55:27.320 Yeah? Do it? You have no hair on your head? Yeah, 704 00:55:27.519 --> 00:55:30.239 no hair on your chests? Implants. Also, alipacia is a real 705 00:55:30.239 --> 00:55:34.559 thing. Lots of people don't have no eyebrows. Yeah, you can get 706 00:55:34.599 --> 00:55:37.960 those tattooed. One. No eyelashes, No, you have no hair. 707 00:55:38.239 --> 00:55:42.159 No, it's like you have to have eyelash. No eyelashes leave too. 708 00:55:42.199 --> 00:55:45.440 I know some of that has this condition where he has no hair. Yeah, 709 00:55:45.440 --> 00:55:49.599 okay, yeah, alopecia, No, it's not he has something different. 710 00:55:51.639 --> 00:55:55.320 Oh it's not. Seriously, do you know I'm getting into a fighting 711 00:55:55.880 --> 00:55:59.400 right now? Oh? Man? Now am I done crying? No on 712 00:55:59.440 --> 00:56:04.360 a fight? Jesus, Yeah, I would take it. No, wow, 713 00:56:04.559 --> 00:56:07.800 really for sixty five percent smarter? No? Yeah, I know, 714 00:56:07.199 --> 00:56:09.960 I know. If you are not a smart person, then sixty five percent 715 00:56:10.000 --> 00:56:13.719 that's not that much. But like, no, but but they're averaging. 716 00:56:13.800 --> 00:56:16.960 All you have is your looks to rely on. And let me, okay, 717 00:56:17.039 --> 00:56:20.519 let me put this away. Let's say you're one hundred IQ points. 718 00:56:21.039 --> 00:56:22.639 That's like, that's middle of the row, that's average. If you take 719 00:56:22.679 --> 00:56:25.960 sixty five percent of that, that's an extra sixty five IQ point that one 720 00:56:27.039 --> 00:56:30.440 gets genius levels intellect. That's like Albert Einstein level intellect. In fact, 721 00:56:30.440 --> 00:56:37.880 that might be smarter. So like, I'd take it. No, he 722 00:56:37.079 --> 00:56:42.199 is right. You could get implants. No for your hair, No, 723 00:56:42.280 --> 00:56:45.280 I like it, and we'll tattoo on your eyebrows. No. Oh, 724 00:56:45.360 --> 00:56:49.920 but look we'd lose all of this which he has so flagrantly. You can 725 00:56:50.039 --> 00:56:53.000 glue some dog hair on. Look at this action. He loves it that 726 00:56:53.039 --> 00:56:58.239 he loves his fluffy chest. Really, no, he sticks it out of 727 00:56:58.280 --> 00:57:01.360 his call or something. Oh, my god, loves it and some of 728 00:57:01.360 --> 00:57:05.880 it is red. I think it's crazy that you don't wear it. But 729 00:57:05.920 --> 00:57:07.559 it's red down there, all great, and then it gets red as it 730 00:57:07.599 --> 00:57:13.360 goes down where the sun doesn't shine. It just gets redder and redder, 731 00:57:13.760 --> 00:57:16.480 and then it gets Breagan, Yeah the great. I look like a calico 732 00:57:16.519 --> 00:57:22.000 cat. My god. All right. Do we need to address anything or 733 00:57:22.039 --> 00:57:25.920 say anything other than thank you guys for watching and listening and hanging in with 734 00:57:27.039 --> 00:57:30.000 us, and maybe you just try it out our podcast for the first time. 735 00:57:30.079 --> 00:57:31.760 Thank you, Thank you, Thank you for sticking around and watching the 736 00:57:31.800 --> 00:57:36.199 whole thing from beginning to end. We really am sorry here. We talked 737 00:57:36.199 --> 00:57:39.360 about dicks for so long, you know what, Some people greatly enjoyed that. 738 00:57:39.599 --> 00:57:45.039 Yeah, I believe that. I do believe that our target audience we 739 00:57:45.119 --> 00:57:47.599 really loves. Long time. I don't know our target audience, thank you. 740 00:57:50.000 --> 00:57:53.880 It's women your age, no, nope, slightly younger. In fact, 741 00:57:54.519 --> 00:57:59.360 after the podcast, we need to have discussion about this because I have 742 00:57:59.440 --> 00:58:02.360 something I want to talk to you about. Chaff I'll nervous now was a 743 00:58:02.599 --> 00:58:08.480 target age? You'll find out? Oh boy, it's a I need to 744 00:58:08.480 --> 00:58:15.360 talk to Brian after the show. She needs my helpless somebody's got it. 745 00:58:15.760 --> 00:58:19.760 She needs she needs she needs my helpless something. You know, Well, 746 00:58:20.119 --> 00:58:22.199 do you need to have a serious talk. I'm like, oh you can. 747 00:58:22.280 --> 00:58:28.400 You can't figure out how to do something. Totally won't turn on. 748 00:58:29.719 --> 00:58:32.840 Oh my god. Alright, alright, alright, fair enough. I just 749 00:58:32.880 --> 00:58:37.039 like I can't turn my rappit shut. I don't have one of those vibrators. 750 00:58:37.039 --> 00:58:42.239 Doesn't work. I don't hold one, all right, Love you guys, 751 00:58:42.639 --> 00:58:47.920 love you, uh you both knuckleheads? Yep, I love you, 752 00:58:49.360 --> 00:58:54.519 my little love button. I know you. You and your balloon not out 753 00:58:54.519 --> 00:58:59.519 of here. Oh my gosh, all right and balloon not out of here. 754 00:58:59.760 --> 00:59:01.280 It's been a great week. It has been. It's been a really 755 00:59:01.280 --> 00:59:09.639 fun I'm exhausted, really streak and fun week. And congratulations Brian. Yeah 756 00:59:07.840 --> 00:59:15.079 yeah, love your podcast. I love you both. I'm not ready for 757 00:59:15.119 --> 00:59:17.199 this tonight. Oh you're not. No. I don't want any visitors. 758 00:59:17.440 --> 00:59:22.840 I don't want any Miss Lee. I have the button. I've got the 759 00:59:22.880 --> 00:59:30.760 button. Miss Lee wanted to wish about your podcast. Thank you, Brian, 760 00:59:31.000 --> 00:59:38.079 love you my baby, love your podcast, Hippie and the Fish. 761 00:59:38.800 --> 00:59:43.199 Thanks. I carry a resignation with me. At all times, I will 762 00:59:43.199 --> 00:59:50.960 turn it in if all right, just in case. Bye bye,