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Well, hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on, Thanks for
telling a friend. That's how we spread the word about the pirate ship.
Danny, what's going on? It's going out, fellas, how you doing
today? Doing last day at Fairport? Sun's out cold call today suns out
though, Yes, that is true, the changes everything, Kevin, What's
going on? Bracket got killed when the National Tractor Trailer Driving School went out
in the first round today hing they lost the University of Phoenix online today.
I was so bummed because I was watching and I don't know why I was
interested in this. I saw Abundance talking about yesterday talking about the BYU Ducaine
matchup, and I thought, I bet that game, and they said,
well, you know what, I think BYU will pull it out. Ducaine's
good. They're gonna be kine one k one. I had it. I
had it too. I had it. God dang it. I Bracket one
right, I figured, I mean it didn't go to hell yet, but
I mean it's I also took the points with Yukon to I given given twenty
six and a half. Yeah, it's a lot of points with the hell
given a world for a couple of bucks, Wagner, Uh, looked great
today. They got they got blown out pretty quickly. How much money is
bet on the NCAA tournament. Yeah, it has to be in the billions.
I don't know the total number, and I don't know that they'll ever
get an accurate number, only because so many office pools and dumb shit like
that. You know, but gambling is becoming bigger and bigger and bigger and
bigger and bigger in the world of sports, and the lines are becoming a
little more blurred and a little more blurred. Oh yeah, and I have
to tell you ask Commissioner Manfred. I think that show Hey O Tom should
be suspended for Major League Baseball pending an investigation. There is no way that
a guy who's an interpreter, who spends twenty hours a day and has become
your workout buddy and everything else, there is no way you don't know what
he's doing. There is no way. And besides that, how does he
get hold of four and a half nearly four and a half million. I
think it's like four point three six million dollars of your money that he can
then go and gamble away, and it's all this pr team. He is
the face of baseball. I understand that. But if you're gonna have these
standards and you're not gonna let guys into the Hall of Fame who jack the
ball out and steroids don't make you better, they make you stronger, I
just don't understand why you wouldn't do this. I mean, the whole thing
is oh Tani's the alleged victim in this and for some reason, I'm telling
you it's lost in translation. That's bullshit. Well, especially since the translator
in Otani's people are telling two different stories right now. The stories were that
Otani's translator had a massive debt, gambling debt that he had to pay and
he couldn't pay. So then Otani loaned him the money, but wouldn't give
it to him because he thought he gambled away. So he wrote the check
himself, and he gave a ninety minute interview to ESPN when this comes out.
Meanwhile, they're in Soul, Korea opening the season with the Dodgers.
Yeah, his interpreter sitting right next to him on the bench like it's no
big deal, just talking. Then you know, the lawyers get a hold
of this information like no, no show. Hey, Tony was robbed and
the Dodgers need to fire this interpreter, which they did, and Otani had
nothing to do with this. He is the victim. I agree with you
that he needs to be. Here's the issue. Here's the thing that people
get confused about. Pete Rose got suspect got banned from baseball because he bet
on baseball. These guys are saying that, like they didn't bet on baseball.
Okay, so but here's the problem though with that. Let's say you
have a huge debt of a about I don't know, four and a half
million dollars somewhere. What's the easiest way to make it go away? If
you can't just cut a check, Well, the thing would be to bet
on yourself to throw the game, or to throw a game. Yeah,
to throw the game. But so I don't know whether or not they were
betting on baseball. I don't know how you can kind of dig into that
or not. I don't know who he's betting through. I don't know if
this was a bookie somewhere. This is a guy in California. This guy
was like running a book. Yes, he's been under an FBI investigation dating
back to October. Yeah, both touch your hormons. We had a World
series to win this year. The guy is amazing, But he's had Tommy
John surgery how many times? I think twice twice? This is the second
time, right, But I guess you can still hit though, Yes,
and I'm sure you could come back and still pitch. I'm sure. I
think there's been guys who's done it. Yeah, it's just the success rate
on your second Tommy John surgery isn't as good as just having one. But
that ESPN in the Los Angeles times seem to know more about what's going on
than show. Hey, Otani's people right who I mean? And he has
some of the best PR agents in the world and speak English and his interpreter
does not. Yeah, Samy does not speak English. But if this is
the case, who would take if you had something go horribly wrong? Is
there anybody that would be willing to take the fall for you? No,
you don't know. No than Jesus. No, your mom wouldn't take the
balltain you know what. I take that back, I don't know because I'm
trying to think like I go. I don't know, there's anybody in my
life. My mother might, maybe maybe my dad would, But I go
for me. If it were my kids, if you could exchange places with
them, you've got more life to live. Well, that was the theory
about Oja, that one of the theories that he didn't commit the two murders
that his son did right then he was stepping in his spot, though life
seems to have proven otherwise along the way. Kevin, anybody take the fall
for you? Absolutely not. No one will take the ball pushing me Brady.
A lot of this O Toddi story just remains extremely unclear at this point.
If he's betting on baseball, maybe he'll go play basketball for a year
and come back. Well, here's what they're basic. They're basically saying he's
an all time baseball genius, but an absolute financial Twit that like he doesn't
get money, because he's saying that he never looks at his bank account,
and it's very well could be. But you got a hundred millions, you
look at it? No, you know, but I mean to have four
and a half million. Look, ultimately, if I take six hundred dollars
out of my bank account, rocket money. Go say large transaction to you
know what I'm saying, Like, somewhere a bank, four point three million
dollars taken out of a bank. I was in the bank the other day
and a guy was trying to take six thousand dollars out even get four million
out of a bank. I don't know, like, no, thank you,
thank you. Well, remember he's a great point because this guy was
see the bank locally at the drive through, trying to get six thousand dollars
through something, and they and then the guy comes back and says he's the
branch manager. He goes in, you don't have the he goes, Normally
you'd have to come in. I know who you are, so I'm gonna
I'll do this. He goes, But I can't give you the full six
because the other account is in somebody else's name and they're not with you,
so I can't do it. But you're right. I mean, there's a
lot of protocols here, so somewhere something isn't adding up. That's all I'm
saying. Oh, you know, the baseball math isn't adding up, so
it's on first. Somebody wrote if Rob Manner, the Commissioner of Baseball wants
to make this problem go away right now. He needs to reinstate Pete Rose
and bring Trevor Bauer back baseball. Yes, yes, but then he's got
another set of problems. Well, Trevor Bower is not banned. Yeah,
he's been black lisll he's been black list. Like they won't touch him,
and I don't know he can pitch for the league minimum Kevin and nobody wants
to touch it. There's so many skeletons in this dude's closet that nobody wants
to touch. You think, so he's pitching in Mexico, You think soo
who for who? My guess is probably the Yankees because they're gonna need pitching
help at some point. Yeah, they are gonna need pitching, and they
don't give a ship. They would have gone afterrom By. Now, maybe
you just wait to see how bad these things get, you know what I'm
saying, Like, if there's a guy with talent that he can get at
a lower rate because he's got some skeletons in his closet, I guess I
don't know. Meanwhile, Y'ama Moto, the other big free agent signing,
got shelled. Yes, this morning yes, I looked it up. But
we had two point seventy two billion bet on the men's and women's basketball tournaments.
Okay, and four and a half a million of that came from show
TONI no, so Toney, he resortd in Casino Wagner, That's fine,
it's it's just crazy to me. I go, Wow, And they're keep
saying it's it's not illegal what he's done because he's not tied to the betting
and all this ship, and I go, this is to an illegal bookmaker,
though, if you have done this on fand or draftkins. And by
the way, you also can't do that in California. Like what we have
in New York, which we barely have, is like is legalized gambling through
apps and stuff. I don't think you can do that in California, might
be right, I don't. I know New York. Well, I think
one of the reasons I got through to it in New York so fast is
Jersey did it right, and the people in the city were competing right down
there, you know, the Jerseys and gamble. So I don't know.
Wow, Well, what will what will happen? Anything? Nothing? Nothingling
is permitted on horse races at Indian casinos and in rooms and in card room
and state lottery California. That's it. You can't. But you can't bet
on sports, right right, And that's where he spent most of his time
last year. Yeah, when he was an Anaheim. So yeah, this,
this Otani thing is is pretty huge and it sucks for baseball because he
really is become the base of the game. He's the face of the game.
I know these people were saying, if there were the Yankees of the
Mets, the media will be all over it. Well they're all over it
enough nets based still baseball. Baseball's taking a step back in the years over
the years. Yeah, this is a mess. This is bad for Well,
here's the thing is, I don't know that. We don't the depths
of it. The initial reports were the initial reports are pretty bad. But
the initial reports, the first thing we heard was he was robbed of four
and a half million dollars from his interpreter. Yeah, who needed to pay
a gambling day, That's what we were told. So I think most people
went all right, okay, Joe, hey Watani. I believe that he
seems like a good guy. I don't understand what he's saying, but you
sure can't play the game right. It's amazing. Other than that, that's
it. I mean, but who else could get away with this? You've
got it. This is the thing. And when you're a winner, and
even think back to in high school, if you were a winner, he
got away with everything. Oh yeah, didn't you. Well they did a
whole South Park. Huh they did a whole South Park in the first season,
Like because Stan was the star quarterback and he failed a Yeah, but
we treat athletes better than regular people. Mister Garrison. He said that,
and he's right. I mean, like Weber Pedro Guerrero, like his IQ
was so bad he could even make his bed. Who is the kid at?
Uh? No, I didn't know he has like fifty four or something.
I gotta gets here. Bond says, a great Pedro Guerrero story from
a party he was at. Who does oh really got a great great o?
J Sipson does too, Like after OJ got exonerated, like he was
dating a girl and he called nine one one. It's a famous Rome Jim
Rome used to play this call. Yeah, I like to call nine one
one to report that my girlfriend is missing. She's been out doing drugs with
Pedro Guerrero. Oh God, not doing drugs Pedro Guerrero. She could be
it could be worse. She could be with you. Juice who was the
kid from Rush Henrietta, who was the quarterback Aston Broyle, Ashton Broyle,
Ashton Brough. Didn't they delay, didn't Rush Henrietta. And I think they
delayed playing in the state tournament, but they delayed report cards coming out or
something or the ten week marking period, so that way he could still play
in the game. Yeah. And then there was something else, even with
basketball, because I wound up going Why did I go to a game at
I think he was gonna break the scoring record or something, But I wound
up at a game at Rush Henrietta. I think we both did. Yeah,
and we were supposed to do something that halftime a cheerleader, a cheerleader
fell off the top of the pyramid, hit her head on the hardwood,
and so they bring in the ambulance the build out. Okay, so I
guess we're not doing nothing. We're just hanging out. It's gonna be donkey
basketball. No, I don't remember what it was. I think it was
through a friend of mine had asked us to come out. Danny agreed,
we went. I think one of my sons came with me, Ashton Broyle.
I think even then he was on the basketball team, but I think
he was like, not supposed to play. There was some great scam there
but again and he got on and then yeah, girls, the girl fell
off the top of the pyramid and they had the ambulance and like they shut
it down, the whole thing. Yeah. And by the way, you
got to call that a sport. I know people don't like, but people
like to say it's not and all this. I watched those flyers that I
go, Yeah, I can't beat trust. I can't believe they used to
wear saddle shoes were cheerleaders. They used to make them wear those hard saddle
shoes. Where is this and it's like in the eighties. Yeah, I
have pictures of my older sister. She was in the Fredonia, she played
for, she cheered for Fredonia. They wore saddle shoes. It's way back
there in nineteen fifty. The time hadn't caught up yet. I don't think
they did in pine planes, but in pine plains. Yeah, you definitely
didn't want to be at any point in a pyramid. I don't think they
could make a pyramid. Oh god, it was all the bigger minal right,
it's not a sport for the girls of the base. No, No,
it was all the bigger girls like and they were not you know,
and I don't know they went out there. He didn't have any really good
because all the good looking girls either played field hockey or ran cross country.
They cheered the girl looking girls cheered the good looking girls. They did not
my school, Pine Plain ef it was. It was the Pine Plain's bombers
with uh something that the mask, the mascot, the mascot could not be
today. It was a Native American with one feather coming up, was the
mascot. So it was the bombers with a mascot of a Native American.
It made no sense. But the whole fucking school made no sense. The
whole school. And I have to tell this story now because my father and
mother probably got sick of hearing me. My dad tried to tried to walk
the line as as good as you could, always supporting and supporting you me
academically. And I was kind of the bonehead of the family more because I
just didn't do it. And uh, like in our school he had taken
language for four years before he could take the regents everywhere it was three years.
So I had my dad petitioned to get me out of the class.
Took the reasons and I failed it, so it didn't matter, you know.
Uh, But there was there was all that that kind of stuff.
But I always would say, like, sometimes they really treated kids like crap.
Well, my father for one summer decided he was bored and he was
not going to do anything around the house, so he took a job as
a teacher in summer school in Pine Plains. And he came back and goes,
and we're all out, I'd all graduate. And he goes, I
gotta tell you a bunch of backward Oh fuck. Basically I'm paraphrasing here,
but like they treated people like shit. They were meaning to the kids.
They treated the kids like scumbags. And he goes, when you were nice
to he goes, oh, there are some really nice kids, he's like,
but just awful. Like I said, yes, yes, I've been
trying to tell you that. He goes, I know I should listen.
They some were great, There were a few that were great, but there
were a lot that were just like disgruntled, mean and they were mean to
some of the kids that uh made me need a little extra attention, that's
all. I don't know. School with the nuns, yeah, old school,
Catholic, Yeah I had. I did a podcast today with mister nfl
Oh no kidding, yeah, and uh but it was talking a lot about,
you know, the abuse and the Catholic schools, and he talked about
even some of the sisters, uh, sexually what would be considered sexual abuse
with some boys and things. He didn't get too. I thought he would
go a little more, and he said afterwards, I could have said a
lot more. I said, whatever you're comfortable with. You know, I
don't want to, but uh, I think something that's often overlooked was the
physical abuse that would go on and that you didn't really see in my school.
My grandmother says, a nun once grabbed her by the hair at the
chalkboard. You're trying to do a math problem. She got it wrong,
and she kept getting it wrong, and the nun kept grabbing her by the
ponytail and slamming her head into the chalk. Why can't you get this right?
Why would you do that to another human being at all for any reason,
especially a kid who you're supposed to be teasing like it sounds like they
were nuts or they were so no, no, I'll get it. Well,
I kind of do. I think that when you start, you're not.
I don't believe we need to sacrifice like that. I don't think we're
ever supposed to. I think that the messages have been interpreted incorrectly. I
think that the purpose of life is to be happy, and at any moment
in life, you're presented with options to go with the one that excites you
the most, do it to the fullest with no expectation on the outcome,
and you'll have a pretty happy life. And the outcome won't be pretty good
throughout And when things arise, try to always look for the positive, you
know. I heard a story the other day that made me kind of laugh
where a guy was trying to buy, like it's an old story, trying
to buy a certain stereo for his car. Really wanted this one and decided
after he saved up his money that he couldn't afford the top of the line,
so he got the next one, and about a week later his car
gets broke into in the stereo stolen, and he's like, well, he
decided to think, well maybe there's something good that's gonna come from this,
which is hard to do. And he goes to have the dashboard repair and
the guy's like, oh, this is nothing. I'm not even gonna charge
you for it, and the insurance is paying and he gets enough money to
buy the top of the line stereo, which is what he wanted to begin
with all along, and that sometimes if you just stay focused on that,
good things will happen. Even when things arise, try to find the positive
in it. So I guess, like gets stolen, but I didn't get
charged. He did not get charged for the repair, but he had to
replace the stereo, so I guess that would be the thing. I don't
know, but either way, I just thought, it's hard to do that.
And when you see these people who are told you know, you can't,
like, how sexually frustrated would you be as a as a nun in
your pride in your prime? I mean women have or just too. So
you've got that one for God and you can't go anywhere, and you know,
all these things in conflict. That choice, that's the thing. But
I don't get there like like, I don't like, is there anybody you
know who's our age or younger who wants to be a nun? Who is
holding out to be a nun? No? But I do know a priest.
I went to Fisher with the guy who became a priest, father Jim
Murphy. All right, yeah, and he seems very happy and doesn't look
like I don't think he would. I don't think he would harm a fly,
to be honest with you. But other than that, I don't know
anyone. I don't know anyone. All right, We'll take a moment.
Well, we overreact to a lot of things, and we overreact to a
lot of things, and I think I said yesterday that we were overreacting to
something, and today I think gets proven right. We'll get to that next,
but first, comedy at the Carlston has the extremely funny Lisa Tragger tonight
Friday, March twenty second, for two shows. It's seven and nine.
When I go to the gym, sometimes I get insecure because everyone looks really
good. So I started doing this new thing where I tell people that I
have children, and then they're like, really impressed with my body. If
you can't see Lisa Tragger Tonight Well go Tomorrow Night Saturday, March twenty third,
two shows seven and nine. She has Comedy Central specials, but she's
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to be watching the NCAA tournament. bTB would fire pizza and grill in the
mall at Grease Ridge jump. I don't know what color of the water and
Highland Park res or what's not. New survey Water Consumption Habits reveals one in
three Americans hate the taste of tap water, and in Rochester, I don't
think they would ever ever ever have it again tap water. Hate the taste,
that's what they say. Hate the taste of test like water is like
air, like, can you really taste it? Yes, I think you
can. I think you can definitely, Like I think different waters has it.
You don't think so? No, I mean they have taste tests for
like bottled water, like like wine and stuff. I've never known strip so
I've never noticed. I've never knowed. I just never to taste that water.
I never noticed this Silver Creek came out, we had bad water,
only taste different out of the hose. Yeah, it does taste different out
of the hose. But I mean I think you can tell, like if
you go to New York City and stuff, you can tell the taste of
tap water. I think it's brown and chunky down there. I thought for
sure. And then growing up I had neighbors who had like a real sulfur
smell that would come out of the water. There's people in New York or
former New Yorkers that claim that they can taste they can taste the difference in
the bagels because because of the water bageling Pennsylvania not a New York bagel.
Yes, doesn't have New York water. Yes, it's and it's bullshit.
It's not with Tennessee whiskey, it's not. That's the same thing. Why
Tennessee whiskey is to in a second, how do you have a refined tongue?
I'll tell you because I'm chummy. No, yes, yes, yes,
that's why. Uh No, because I think that I think you could
tell the difference between certain Like if I gave you two of the same item
and said one's like I don't know, two donuts ones made from donuts to
light and one's from Wegmans, I bet you could tell the difference. There
are people who teld me that Jimmy Z sat here and said he doesn't like
the taste of Wegman's water, like he can tell it if you put it
in a glass. Well, because he has said on this show that he
drinks the water out of like a triple filtration system. But I'm just saying,
like, and I think in New York City a lot of alcoholic and
non alcoholicenois. That's different water in there, Greg neither, But you know,
and I can tell the different Weagman's donut than any other donut ever,
because Wegman's don't it suck froz? Okay? All right, well, what
water in there? I guess because they're frozen? All right? Well,
I don't know that one out of three. But if you're in New York,
if you're in the UH in Rochester, we have been talking about the
body found in the Highland Park reservoir. Yeah, okay, And it came
out today that they had the boil water in effect for the past couple days.
They shut down school because there was a body in the water, and
they never called everybody back to tell school it's coming back, and said they're
supposed to call everybody back and say, hey, we'll notify you if school
is back on. They never did. So a bunch of kids miss school
again today to please you. Don't think in some way I'm not buying that
story, but yes, they should have if they didn't. But the body
that was found out, I said that all this boil water and getting people
was an overreaction. And I get it because people would be freaked out a
little bit. And I said, they don't have a cover on that water
and animals get in there. I had a pool. You've had a pool.
Do you ever find animals in your pool? Just birds? Just birds?
But you ever find any dead? Now yours is above my right,
But do you ever have any like some grease of course it's above birds just
any birds dead oh dead, okay, Oh, I didn't know if you
meant like birds like flying like like I was thinking of ducks and things.
Those are on the cover zone. I've had chipmunks they start the fish.
Chipmunks out all the time. And I never say everybody went swimming. It's
like a chlorine right. Yeah. But if you also if you went into
a if you went into one of the finger lakes, you think everything there
is oh gosh, yeah, fish ship body were people had to swim in
Lake up Terrio and if you had a cut, you get a staff infection
would kill you. I there a guy about a few years ago I killed
because he went into the Lake Ontario to take a swim. Sign he had
a weak immune system. But here's the report from News eight, done by
a friend of ours who we had spent some time with back at the PGA
when we were together, Danny, you and I. John Kutchgo his daughter
Natalie's Cutchgo does a very nice job at this does top story today. The
tragedy at the Highland Park Reservoir now the boil water advisory was lifted overnight after
a body was found there earlier this week, city leaders say a Rochester man
fell into the water and died near a month ago. But what wait a
second, what he's been in there for a month. They've done testing,
they've done everything, and they just found him doing their daily rounds. Yeah,
well, I probably floated back up to the top. It's not clear
water in there. I don't know what well, but I think it would
be dark because I think it's a cement reservoir, so I think it's like
dark. I don't know, ideas or clear the bottom. Yeah, well,
they got lights and things. I don't know. I don't know,
I don't know. It wasn't found until Tuesday. Natalie kutchco joins us Now
with more on the questions from both Rochester's mayor and the park's board. Okay,
if you live, if you were live in one of the neighborhoods where
they told you to boil water, are you believing anything anymore? Are you
concerned? Are you concerned at all in any way? Yeah, a little
bit. Are you concerned? If I don't think I am. I don't
think I'm concerned. I think I would have something want to happen. By
now, it's been a month God's got a plan for me with my water.
I just think, I think I feel like we overreact to this stuff.
And so yeah, I think people freak out when they hear dead body.
But do you think of a cat got in there and drowned it.
They're telling you we overranct because the media makes us overreact. Well maybe that
may be true. Yeah, but I don't know say it out loud,
A dead body, Yes, I hear. I think if you hear for
a month dead man, te dead man in the water for a month,
we done. We didn't even know somebody was missing. They reported his parents
did a whole thing on him missing, just knowing had any idea that he
went missing up there. Okay, okay, so no, But to your
point, I didn't hear about this guy. I when I saw the parents
thing, I didn't. I didn't register it to me. But but the
fact is that this guy's been sitting in the water for a month now,
and nobody's gone and worked in this reservoir. The last time you took a
bath? Oh gosh, you mean like sit in the water take a bath?
Yeah, I think when I was in Austin, Texas. You wait,
you did, Yeah, okay, because we had we had a tub.
So did you sit until your skin got all proney? Yes? How
long did that take? About fifteen? Because I don't even think this poor
guy looked like, oh dude, yeah, I have a vision in my
head. Has anybody gotten sick in this month of that's well, they wouldn't
say anything because you might just think you got a cold. But I don't
think you're getting sick from it. I think they treat this water after it
leaves the reservoir, before it goes to homes and treated three or four times.
It comes from hemlock, yeah, which I don't know how they get
it here. There's got to be pipes and stuff there, assume. But
it's treated before as it leaves there. It's treated here and two other times
I think before it goes out. So I think you're you're fine, but
the psycho somatic just in your mind, I think you're freaking Tim has been
identified as twenty nine year old Abdully Muyah, who were told scaled that eight
foot fence surrounding the water fell in and never resurface. It was ten foot
yesterday now it's eight foot. Yeah, there's still spikes down fittil. There
are spikes, you have to see them. There's there's not's not the barbed
wire that I thought there was. What would prompt in and I think I
said it what to scale? I don't know to do anything. It was
six thirty in the morning. Maybe he was high, Maybe he was looking
for a shortcut, maybe he was running from somebody. I have no idea.
That was just over four weeks ago. Mayor Malik Evans says there is
no current concern over the reservoirs water quality, but is calling the parks of
security protocols into question. Yeah. In the early morning of February twenty fourth,
police say twenty nine year old Abdulli Muyah jumped over the fence at the
Highland Park Reservoir, slipped and fell to his death. So I don't know
how deep it is and if you slide in there, I don't know if
there's like some kind of light growth. I remember Jamison slipped into the canal.
Wait what yeah, did they frozen too? How did James slip into
the canal? We were having ice cream and then he just said, hey,
Dad, can I go over here? And he started walking along the
edge and he slipped down and got like into the canal. And if I
wasn't there to pull you out, I don't know how you get out.
I really don't. And it was along one of those embankments now that's not
treated water, so there is growth in that mossy stuff that grows that you
just can't get traction. Well, then we have the guy that fished to
check Out or Brockport that one time at the bar when he was getting drunk.
Yeh, he fished the chubby checkout. Yes, he was out of
the canal, yeah, said. It took everything he could, everything he
could to get her out. There's no way to step up on her.
There's nothing, there's nothing there. Oh yeah, I had. I've been
missing since February eighteenth. His body was not discovered until Tuesday morning. There
was no one else present and it does not appear that there is any criminal
element to this investigation. Okay, so maybe he wasn't running from somebody,
who knows, But it was six something in the morning, and why he
scaled the fence Thursday is a mystery. Our hurt felt condolences go out to
the Muya family who have been diligently searching for him since they reported him missing.
Mayor Malik Evans says it raises questions on the parks at security how someone
could breach the reservoir area and why it took so long to find him there.
There's also cameras Okay, now, listen to everything he says around the
perimeter, some with heat in motion sensors. The bureaus patrolled regularly by city
security and Water Bureau personnel the hunt. So how the hell did this happen?
Right? So the city park or a curnty park believe it's city and
I think it was this city person who uh speaks later than this piece,
But they have heat sensors, right, Well, they got to an alarm.
So here's the problem that that people will start to worry about this guy
gets in there. What if someone nefarious was trying to put something in the
water system? Great question? Yeah what if he was and he tried and
he slipped. I mean, I'm not saying yeah, but nothing happened.
You know, for the last month, nothing happened. Do we know how
far from the fence is the water? Are we talking thirty feet? Are
we talking? I looked like it was a couple of feet. I don't.
I don't know the answer to that. Could you just taken launch a
chickernade over the over the wall and land in the water. Probably probably?
Yeah. Island Park Conservancies president calls this an unimaginable tragedy and also shares the
same concerns. It's the worst thing you can kind of imagine. We have
every faith in the dedication and expertise of the Rochester Water purel and every faith
in the monarchutic Department of Parks. We'll see what's behind this awful incident.
Mayor Evan says the water is routinely tested daily and weekly. Nothing over the
last month, he says, stood out in the results, and it was
testing safely with additional text a little more fingernail as conducted as a precaution.
When it comes to covering the reservoir, the mayor says, that's to be
determined. But unfortunately this conversation is going to have to resurface, probably very
soon, as long as we are in compliance with state and federal guidelines than
we are in terms of keeping the water safe. It's open for now.
So what happens next? Right? City cruis are now emptying that reservoir,
which again, it would be another eight weeks. They're going to empty eight
clean it out and do all this stuff. But they would have never known.
And that's my thing is, this is exactly why I think the government
tries to not tell you certain things because I think we all hear it and
you over at Now if I say all this and I said yesterday, I
think we overreact and nothing is going to happen because they treat the water.
I think it gets treated before after it leaves that reservoir, and they're testing
it all the time. Nothing came up out out of bounds. So there
you go. Who knows what you're eating? I mean when this story first
came out, Doug Phelps was in here and I go, Doug, I
get a better chance of drinking something at your house and getting sick. And
I would you know, you let your kids do the dishes. They're probably
not that clean. So so you're worried about the water. I've seen those
dawn commercials right now, I ask you this, though, knowing that there's
been a body in the water for a month, does it gross you out
a little bit? It is what it is. I know, we'll see.
That's how my head would go. But if I started to let my
mind wander, I don't know how many people are going to claim they're getting
sick now, or claim that they got sick because they showered. Do you
understand how long before there's a class action law or an hour a lawsuit of
any kind. But does the entire county of Monroe their water doesn't come specifically
from that? No? No, certain certain neighborhoods. Yes. I didn't
have to be able to prove that it came from that. Yes. So
if I live in that neighborhood and I was under the boil, I lived
on one of the streets that they said boil your water, or they closed
the city school, like in a city school, would you be able to
drink from a water fountain again after that Danny Tyler did Tuesday morning before they
shut him off mustache, Yeah, I would say Mexican. But if you
if you said uh to like to your Yeah. I just think every time
I saw my buddy, I'd be like, oh, man, breast smells
like his ass, you know something like that. I don't know. Yeah,
how did they know it was six thirty in the morning. It was
their videos? Yeah, they found Okay, So they went back through and
kept going back through because I'm sure so this guy just clapping to climb these
alarms off on these cameras like everything. So now what if oh gosh,
I mean, because then the nefariest part, I'm not worried about a reservoir
anymore. I'm worried about other aspects of security safety in this county that now
have to be questioned because a guy got into the reservoir with an eight foot
ten foot fence we don't know, climbed over it with spikes, landed in
it, drowned, and sat there for a month and nobody noticed. Says
the guy doesn't want cameras following cameras everywhere. I don't, but if they're
security in place, it needs to work. Well, why didn't the the
thermal cameras or anything else pick up on this great question? Did not reset
the batteries? Would you know? What? You know? Here's what happened.
I think that they forgot to change their batteries as copsult do we know
as copsules not the same way that reservoir up there? Uh? Probably I
would assume that you know, it would be uniform wherever it is. Whatever
the security stuff is, but nobody's in there at six o'clock in the morning.
This guy slips through. Are you going to go back and check the
tape from overnight? Eh? You know, man, don't even tell me
that if you had a job where you had course, not if you had
the job where you had to not not saying that you, but you.
I'm just saying anybody, if you have the job and you're at the Highland
Reservoir, you're hidden. Man, You're hidden. Your feet are up,
you're watching March Madness. Yeah, you ain't paying attention to ship walking around.
You did your water test? Done? You like the cur of the
Dead, You like the car done? You like the cartoon sheriff with the
guy behind bars sleeping in his key chain. The one guy that's got the
job that I would absolutely either love or hate the ship out of. There's
where there used to be the power plant down in Charlotte. Yeah, they
took all the power plant down, but there's like probably from here to the
town hall over there, Okay, fenced an area with like just different power
equipment. Man, he's got one. There's a guy that since there at
the gate. I don't think anybody coming in there and it's off the beaten
paths down by the hockey rink. Yeah, there's nothing there, right,
but you do need him there in case something, and he should be alert.
But he's there till like four or five. Yeah, okay, they
don't go overnight. So but that job. And I'm not saying but I
would love to talk to somebody from the Water Authority, and I'm sure there's
somebody that works to goes, Hey, we take our job very seriously,
you asshole. This one snuck by us for a month. Okay, fine,
like no one got sick. In my mind, you're fine. I'm
not even writing you up. If I'm your boss, I go, wow,
we really missed that. Guys, let's pay a little more attention.
Yeah, days without an accident, they have to go back down to zero.
No more solitaire on the job. Fucking stop oo poker, We're done.
Uh. The one that's got no very little fence, it's probably like
a five or six foot fences. The one on Duran with the ship treatment
Yeah yeah, yeah, no, nobody jumping out on is fucking around there.
But so I would I would love to talk to someone from the Water
Authority and go tell me about is the cherry job the real real job you
hope you can either work your way up to or something that's just sitting an
island in the video. Guys, No, nothing, you know what I
mean? Because I wouldn't go back and watch the overright, I would assume
nothing happened, nothing's happened for the pastor now this happened. Yeah, and
you would also think that there would be some alarm that was tripped that we
could check, that would indicate to check the tapes. But but technology fas
so we had something that happened at work? Did something happened at worker?
Somebody that we had hired got to the finish line, right, and he's
about to sign the paperwork to be to get hired, and then we found
out that he had a criminal record. Now it's not our job to look
that up. Okay, it's the job of the of the employer to do
that. But because of that, they didn't give them the job. So
now we have to take all these classes on how to properly vet a candidate
because this dufus had a criminal record and we have never once been required to
look into it. But now we have to do these value chain videos on
how to properly vet candidates. And I'm thinking somebody up there is like,
great, Now we got to go through this training. We have to these
classes which they're going to sleep through. They're not going to watch. Yeah,
but hang on a second, Danny. You know what some consulting firm.
It takes a lot of money off of Monroe County to go through trading
product again and all this stuff, and this is and at the end of
all of this, a family has closure, has a has closure to something
that is tragic, and that is said and that I don't you know,
I don't want to make light of that. It's just weird that all this
reaction of boil water and then you find out he's been there for a month
a little late, right, little late. And I don't know why.
I think you're only doing it because I do think people freak out when you
hear dead body, you know, and I and I understand, but I
and Kevin must be the same way. My thing is like nothing I said
this, yet nothing happened, and they're treat it and you're fine, and
it's water and it's fine. Dead body water is still better than flint Michigan
water. Yeah, exactly, exactly right. There's not lead in there and
all the kinds of stuff that they had going on. But anyway, unfortunately
for the family, But then the thing is solved and now a whole headache
for Monroe County. Yeah right, how about being the mayor like Mike Evans,
we can't have one a week, you know, something stupid doesn't happen
that I have to answer for it that I had nothing to do with you
exactly. It's one thing with the Beyar's office has to deal with stuff,
yes, but now it's another thing with like I don't need this, like
like the phrase, this is the last thing I need right now. And
now he's just gotten several yes yes between him and bellow. My goodness,
that's funny. All right. We will uh, we will take a moment
when we come back. Uh something, since Kevin brought up the doughnut thing,
there is something that I'm seeing and I'm wondering if I may try to
make this with my son when he comes into town. Ye. No,
this isn't something in a bakery that they're doing. Yeah, a bakery that
does donuts and stuff. Remember the crow nut It was like, yeah,
this might be even better. Really, Yeah, we'll get to it.
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down because I just can't wait till you have me. You're coming now.
I'm knocking on sunshine. Can I defy you to be in a bad mood
and listen to this song? Come on, Danny, It's a great Friday
song. Shit feeling it? That's right. Music can lift you up,
buddy, that's right. You know what I love about Serious XM changes your
states. They got the whole happy uh, they got happy music. They
got happy rock. They got happy, Yeah, all kinds of happy with
Bobby McFerrin. Yes, he's on there quite a bit. How could you
hear that song and not be happy? Don't worry. Well, I'll tell
you what it sounds. It sounds funny, but you shouldn't worry. Be
happy. If you believe as Danny does in God, let go and let
God, let go and look God. If you're like me, let go
and let the universe Sunday come up. The universe is neutral. Whatever you
put out gets mirrored back. Okay. You determine the meaning of life whatever
you put out, whatever you're feeling, whatever you're thinking, whatever that,
it's what you get more of. And if you know, if you think
I'm wrong, no, Winter, I want you to just know. I
want you to think about seriously things in your life that are that maybe have
been. Like you wake up in the morning and I don't have enough time.
I don't have enough time, And then the rest of the day you
wind up in situation that are not enough time. Usually you're in and out
of a store and all of a sudden, somebody's making a ridiculous purchase or
return in front of you, and you're there for a half hour. You
don't you know what I mean, you keep getting more of what you think
about. It's always the you know, it's funny, it's always the lady,
right, like go to the gas station and it's you can get the
shortest line at BJ's or whatever. But it's always the one who can't figure
out how to like open up the gas cap or has to go like it's
on the wrong side of things and asking questions. Twist that just a little
bit. That's it. Perfect, You got this. It's the way you
approach it. Yes, it's the way you approach it exactly. Kevin.
I'm very excited about this. I think you will be as well, because
I believe that you do like making the cookies at home, and I think
this is something you can do at home. Okay, this is the crookie
instead of the cronat. So it's a chocolate chip cookie stuffed inside a croissant
so it oozes out, so like you bake the cookie inside the croissant and
then you'll see like they show pictures and people are flocking in New York City.
They're selling them for seven fifty apiece. People are flocking for the crookie
instead of like the corona. Now it's the cookie. They stuffed the croissant
with the cookie, a chocolate croissant. You can do that, okay,
I'd like I'd like to. I'd like this. It's it's great. It
looks cool that. I think you can make it. If you got the
croissants and then you put the cookie dough that you had to BJ's in there
and then bake it, I bet you'd have a great I can never get
those croissants to beat croissants. When they've rolled up. You gotta follow the
mat. They come in triangles, right, I never do. But here
whatever, it doesn't matter. I thought this was a I guess they come
this one. I guess it's straight from France. I guess in France they've
been doing the crookie for a while. I have to see it. What
do you mean to get I don't know if I would, because talking about
you go to that fact guy cookie. Well, no that's not true,
because because crumple hang out a second. I am pretty good at judging crumbled
cookies. Okay. They have six options every week, and they keep changing
the option. They have a brookie, they have a brickie. Wait wait,
wait, wait, wait, hang on a second, I know nothing.
I've never been to this. I've never been. They have two locations.
They have one Henrietta and one and one in Pittsford now by the Whole
by the Whole Foods, which I stopped at yesterday. Whole Foods. So
yeah, stop the crumble. It's like the other night. Dougs in here
and he goes, I had to do something and there was a Dominoes right
there on there and he's talking about trying to lose way to go. I
think the worst thing, goes, Yeah, I know eating after eight?
I go, you go. I picked up a pizza Dominoes. I go,
what size? Large? Three topics though for three? I go,
okay, I said, and how what time did you finish eating it?
He goes, I didn't eat the whole thing? I go, how much
is left? He goes one slice? But the Dominoes large as like a
medium everywhere. Oh Jesus Christ, I'm just saying, is it? Yeah?
I don't know. It's like, is the medium you get here?
Okay, But I just want you to know something. I want Okay,
everybody listen. Everybody has their thing. Kevin has no ship on two things
I have said. The corookie wants you just get a shock the croissan and
then wait a seconds large it's the size of a medium. Oh you would
know that well because my kid orders it all the time. Because he orders
pineapple one ham, because he's an idiot, got the two fucking things I
hate on pizza. He's an idiot, so terrible he orders that, and
it's all right. I can deal with a ham if there's no pineapple,
and it's hidden underneath the pepperoni story. But back to the cookie, I
don't mind h Yes, the corookie. So they're either heard of the brookie
brownie cookie. No brownie cookie. It's half brownie half cookie. Yeah,
I've tried that. Where is that? Oh that's a crumble this week with
the other But they have the regular You can't lose weight, No, I
it time out. I budge it my calories. I budge it my calories.
Their calorie yeah Jesus on October, I only allow fifteen hundred calories a
day, right, fifteen hundred a day. Ye, that's one year hookie
full of ship. That is one cruble cookie, no one crumble cookie.
Seven hundred that's half your dash. Yeah, so I really have to plan
things out when I eat. What else have you eaten? I guaranteed Danny
a couple of these, like Evolve shakes, are only one hundred and forty
calories. It's you're already vegetables Friday, vegetables already eating through the next Friday.
You can't eat eating. Beth makes this natural peanut butter. She makes
it herself with the peanuts, crushes the peanuts herself, and that's like it
sucks. No, it's pretty good. It's actually, I'm not gonna go
back to Jim not making fun of your wife. Sometimes natural peanut butter just
doesn't taste that good. No, this is because they put other things in
there to make it. She does a great job. Okay, tremendous job.
But but yeah, I mean the crumble cookie though they have like six
different flavors. Brookies got to be more than seven hundred, the cookie seven
hundred to be at least, you know they well they have the cookie.
They have the cookie count like, well it's half cookie, half Brookie or
half Brownie. So they have like each of them out there, right,
you can look it up every single week. Most of those cookies I avoid.
The only one I consistently eat every often so often everyone everyone You tell
every time I go to Crumble, is the chocolate chip because it's it's they
always have the chocolate chip. It's always on standby. But then they have
five other flavors and many time a week Crumble. No, but they did
send me a text once when I didn't go for three weeks asked me where
I was. Yeah, for real, I have like sixty dollars and Crumble
Crumble points I could buy like gift cards for everybody. All right, So
how many calories in a Crumble cookie? About seven hundred to eight hundred calories
and a cookie. Okay, now he's never brought these cookies. But here's
the point. My point was, is that this croissant cookie, I don't
I have to see it because I don't know if I would try, because
bread and sugar and cookie don't seem to be steaky pastry. It is,
but it's but it is that you can put around anything you can put around
a hot dog makes a hot dog taste. I don't know. I put
it around a doughnut. People loved it, kind of like a donut with
cookie. With a cookie, I couldn't do the crow nut. I couldn't
do that. It just didn't make sense to me, to my palate.
Couldn't do it because they offer so many flavors, and I've turned down a
lot of different flavors. What's the oddest flavor you've ever heard of? That
crumble cookie? I have never been uh not familiar, like like like uh
bubblegum bubblegum flavor cookies with like this bubblegum frosting and then like this other stuff.
Yeah, sometimes they'll put jelly on them. Sometimes we'll do raspberry.
Sometimes we'll do odd raspberry, peanut butter, red velvet. Yeah, they
they have done peanut butter cookies before red velvet chocolate chip. So do they
do just as certain? They do? How many per week? Six?
They just every week? It's just six cookies. I'll pull it up now,
I'll give you this week's menu, okay, because I got the personal
texted he yeah that it's for real, Like dang, okay, what do
you want on the menu next week? It's like me with bTB. Yeah,
I'm baffled by this. I didn't know they only did six cookies there.
Yeah, they do six cookies a week? Okay, six cookies a
week. So this week and the week says isn't gonna crumble. He probably
goes to Insomnia. Yeah, Insomnia Cookie, which is down by the U
of R. All right, well, I'm trying. I'm trying to find
I'm trying to find the actual don't don't worry about it. I'm not.
It's fine. It's just interesting that they don't only do six. But I
do think I'm gonna Jamis and I are gonna make the uh the corookie,
and we'll see if Danny eats it Bringham on Sunday. Okay, I'll see
if Danny. Yeah, Okay, so we got the Brookie this week,
and then there's four other flame what are they since he got it? Now
they have the party the party cookie, which is like pink frosting with like
little sprinkles on top of it. They have a caramel chocolate cookie that's got
like carmel frosting on it, and they got another one would like this girl
scout like cookie, like star in the middle of it, like the star
jelly. Okay, every single one of those sounds like uh texted that we
got at five A five two of sixty eighty A sixty six. Uh,
somebody I'm dating admitted something he does in public bathrooms that left me horrified.
I thought you guys would like to hear it. That's from Laura. It
does not It was not from Laura. Well, I don't know. Didn't
say. If he doesn't number two and it leaves marks in the bowl,
this is public bathroom. He will clean with a toilet brush so that there
are no marks in the bowl for the next person. Fair play, right,
Danny, you're making a face. If there's a brush in the corner.
If there's a brush, If there's a brush, that's nice and polite.
Yeah, and sure they washed their hands after. However, he might
tolet for his body is not processing dairy. If he's leaving streaks in the
ball, you don't know, doctor, look it up, doctor brill.
Okay, I'm trying to be helpful. It's a podcast, Greg Conress,
as you learn stuff. Yes, yeah, n whether somebody will look this
up? Best says he's not propane, all right, now, this is
where it goes. However, if there is no brush available, he will
wrap his hand in toilet paper and wipe the marks away with his hand.
That's disgusting, though, I find the idea of this horrifying. Just think
of the germs and it will h And will it ever be enough toilet paper
to protect your hand? Uh? Won't it get wet? But he insists
it's good etiquette. Him is dead guy Water. Well yeah, what book
is that etiquette from? Like? What etiquette book? No, well,
it's good etiquette. I mean, look, if I leave streaks in the
ball, I'm leaving streaks in the ball, and I'm telling you I love
streaks in the ball. You would now if I'm out of it's coso I
have left. I have left the streaker too. Fuck you. I wrote
that down. I wrote down. I always thought my contribution to public art
it would be more than a poocasso you. I'm sorry the other day I
didn't I didn't know. He didn't steal anything. It's just been to his
hack. I've left the streak in the past. I'm not gonna lie.
You give an extra flusher, yeah, yeah, that's all you really need
to do. And not to mention, if you have to go number two
in a public spot, you're not going to care. You're actually going to
use that you have to go, then you're not gonna care. What's in
there with you and if you want to hit the flusher on your own just
to clear it out, yes, yourself. I had that situation in New
York City when we were walking around. All of a sudden it hit really
and it's New York City, so you can't just walk in any place and
go. I had to find We had to plan this out somehow. So
I found a We found it Burns and Nobles. So I walked him,
like, where's there upstairs? So you know, I'm I'm I'm running,
sir, Sir, put the magazines down, they're not all out in the
bathroom. Remember that episode of Seinfeld. Yeah, George took a book into
the bathroom and it got flagged and he kept trying to return it because he
was in the bathroom looking at this big book of art. Bite money.
Well it wasn't, But wasn't there an episode of Kurby Enthusiasm when they brought
back the Castle. Seinfeld and George had made millions on an app he developed
where could find a working toilet anywhere in New York City or something like that.
Yes, I got I made it. I unloaded and I go to
wipe and there's nothing. Nothing. Oh, I'm on my phone. I'm
taxing care, I'm calling I'm texting Kerry. Send one of the boys in
with with some baby wipes. She sends them. She sends Salmon, he's
probably eight nine at this time, with one baby wipe, Like, what
the fuck I'm gonna do with this? You're gonna need to give me more
than one. This is this is disgusting. This is disgusting. Gross,
that's pretty nasty. You need dude wipes. That's what you need. You
need to get the dude wipe. We weren't playing. It was no we
had Tyler was a still diaper. So send me a baby wipe, because
there's no tp uh, seat covers, no nothing. If you're at somebody's
house, leave, okay, leave, But if you left skid marks,
I try not to pull off. I'm with you. I am with you.
I just keep flushing, keep keep flushing, right, you keep flushing.
But if you can't find the brush, what's say anything? What's worse?
Skid mark in the bowl or leaving it plugged and walking away. Oh,
I think leaving it plugged and walk away is so rude. Skid mark
I can live with because, by the way, skid Mark, I would
pick it. I would pick to somebody, and I would blame them in
my mind. That's what if we're all there. Honestly, after Kevin's story,
I'm blaming him, Kevin. Somebody will blame it on Kevin. Kevin
may not even have taken a ship, he may not even gotten to the
bathroom. But I would say Kevin. But if someone clogs the toilet,
I would be annoyed that they didn't say something because or how about this?
Or you are you going in to use it? And you walk in on
it and you're like, all right, well what if it? Well,
okay, what if what if you clog the toilet? You know it's clogged,
but everything's copiesetic. You're like, oh all right, and you leave
and the next person gets up and all of a sudden, here, oh
my god. Because the water in the toilet, you really got to flush
a lot to get it to go over. It's designed to not crest.
But if you keep flushing like my mother, who you would think after all
the years of being on this planet, would know not to. Because I
was like, oh my god, And then I flooded over and I went
right through the ceiling into the kitchen area. It was horrible. I had
getting and I go. They're designed. Toilets are designed to not crest over
the ball. Once you flush, it'll rise that high and then hopefully over
time you go back and now all of a sudden there's no water in it
because it sucked out. Doesn't mean the clog is necessarily clear, but water
will find. It always finds its lowest level, so it's designed to go
right, it'll find the lowest level. It's gravity pulling it out. That's
great, but it doesn't mean the clog is necessarily gone. There's just enough
to get, you know, a stream of water and after an hour,
all that's gone. You know, put a hole in your pool and the
same thing right, and you wouldn't know it. You got everybody's swimming,
and then the next morning can come out and it's completely empty. It's just
finds that small thing. My mother does keeps flushing and flushing, and that's
why you never want to do that. The worst, the worst thing you
can do if you think you clogged the toilet. The worst is the automatic
flushes on toilets when they go off on your mid tops. Kiss, yes,
Besid's kiss, that's great. We used to sit at one of my
jobs. We used to sit right by the bathroom. We used to play
me and a bunch of guys will play dich you poop, girls can walk.
You've ever been in the bathroom where you really gotta go and you get
a lot right and it's got one of those toilets where like, all of
a sudden, any movement it'll flush on you, but you're not done,
but the lights go out. Yeah, so now you got to like,
yes, we used to have that. Yeah, when we were at Hantercom,
they all of a sudden, you were stuck in the dark, complete
dark, because it's off in the hallway. If you're just crapping. We
used always going hoping for blue water and the toilet too, because it means
they had just clean clean it. Yeah, craping in Hawaii now the we
had a guy who would go to the executive bathroom embymore. I don't go.
I don't use the first floor bathroom, everybody uses them. I go
to the second. My one buddy would walk to the executive building and was
a one long building but it was connected by a glass bridge and he would
walk up to the second floor. Could be on the farre of the building.
He's like, I'm going to the high end one. Yeah. Every
time, I uh, when you talk about women going to the bathroom,
I would never be so rude as to play that game. That would be
awful. Uh. Second ship. But there was a woman years ago,
many many years ago that was very striking, very striking and attractive, and
she had come from Boston and they put her in charge of one of the
radio stations. She would get there early and the morning show there was a
woman on the morning show, and she would come back and report how bad
the bathroom smell and that it was always that woman. They would call her
the power dumper, but she would was like, yeah, American radio is
like way way back. This is she pre you. Yeah, she was.
She She's the one time he kept referring to as power dump. There
was power. She was a power dump. And she was very attractive,
worked out all the time, you know, like she would bring it to
work. I guess I guess she worked out maybe before she came to where
I have no idea. You like, and a busy woman and you don't
have time to take number two at home. The one place I go,
poor ladies, is that workka. You know what if you can dump so
well that someone remembers it thirty years later, that to fucking win, win
poop and go seek too. You take a snapshot of just up the floor,
you'd have five minutes to find him. And if you if you didn't
win, you bought lunch. Phil Schrman Rich Flairty used to pictures and send
them to U. They'll just sent me a picture a couple of weeks ago,
and I didn't respond. I did not respond at all. All right,
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My favorite version of this is when he did it with Justin Timberlake I think
it was the American Country Music Music Awards, right, the CMAS, the
Country Music Awards. Why do I think there was an Americans? Is there?
The Americans? The American musical words, the precursor to the Grammys,
the way that Golden Global This was the c m as, though not the
ABC. Gotcha? I play that because a bill in the state legislature of
Tennessee would prohibit marriage between first cousins in Tennessee. Now we laugh at that,
Danny, I see you over there, because they have a bill now
the Tennessee Code. I don't know what it says, but it says nor
the child of a grandparent. So, in other words, you couldn't marry
the cousins. No, nor the lineal descendant of a grandparent is what they
want to say. So I don't know why the language changed, but they're
looking to change it. The bill would become a law immediately. But I
think there have been famous people who married. I think Albert Einstein married a
cousin. I think Fdr and Eleanor were somewhere thirty. I think the fourth
cousin, Lewis, Yeah, that's the famous one. What if you fell
in love with your cousin. What if you were adopted and you fell in
love with your cousin. Well, I know a guy who was adopted and
married his sister. Well it didn't marry her, but like basically, you
know, lived with her and eventually, yeah, eventually. What I've told
this story, there was a guy back home who was adopted at like seven
years old, at seven, yeah, and so he had a sister who
adopted. She wasn't adopted, but he was, who was nine, and
they kind of grew up together and eventually just lived together, and everybody kind
of wondered, what's going on over there? They just lived like a married
couple even though they were legally brother and sister. Okay, So and I
found that out on my own. I was like, wait are they They're
like, yeah, you didn't know that. I'm like, well, yeah,
I just figured it out. Well yeah, but he's adopted. I
go, what does that make a difference? Yes, well, at least
at least I don't know if ethically that that ethically no, yeah, that
they had a kid, It wouldn't ethically ethically, Come on, who knows
you better? That's that's that's really strange, and putting up on his fart
since nine. Come on, you know that? All right? Let's uh,
well, I want to see rac and Randy knows anybody who's ever married
a cousin or dated a cousin or unknowingly dated a cousin. I thought there
was somebody who found out, like somebody wound up dating a blood relative,
but they didn't know it because like the kid had been put up for adoption,
okay, and then they so later on, like a full blood sister
or a half sister meets the guy who they had had the same mom,
but she had put him up for adoption, and then they figured it out
in some DNA. Oh wow, there's always some merry Christmas. Well,
it would be kind of weird. Well, wasn't there that situation where like
in the nineties, this guy was a sperm donor. He owned it,
He owned a sperm bank. And the father in like seventy five right here
in Rochester you had war doctor Wharf. Maybe that's why the plane went out.
He was a sperm donor to like a ton of different kids. Really,
I don't remember what it's called. I don't either. Hello, Hello,
kissing cousin. How are you anybody? How are you doing doing pretty
well, So, Randy, I have a couple of questions about things we've
been talking about tonight for you. Okay. So the first thing is in
Tennessee, they're going to make it a law now that you can't marry your
cousin. They sort of had it that way, but they're changing the language
a little bit to make it more specific. Do you know anybody at all
whoever dated a cousin? I know a guy that I used to work where
he married his god cousin or something like that. He married is what I'm
here. I'm here something like daddiot, which a yeah, I mean he
does a worker and he back worked with me when we were in the old
building as friendlies. But yeah, he married like his fourth something something cousins.
Randy and Danny both know somebody my father's first marriage was technically a fourth
cousin. Okay, there's I mean, there's fourth cousin. There's nothing wrong
with that really at all. You didn't know anybody else, Randy, like
the growing up, No, nope, no, never never say that's the
only one I've ever known, Okay, And he told us that. Yeah,
so that's how we knew. Hey, guys bringing my fifth ain't a
blood is thicker than water? No? Not stay my fifth cousin. How
is How are things in race and Randy's world to getting ready for what?
This weekend? Uh? Waiting for Fred think's gonna freaking snow. I'm get
sick and tired of that already. Yeah and all that freaking I'm sick and
tired of that. Not much going on planning on this weekend. Really not
much planning going on. Uh you know last weekend we we went to Syracuse.
Let Tracy went to Syracuse on Saraday and then Sunday I did the car
show for a speed World over there at the Best Pro Mall. Oh that's
right, an yeah, yes, yes, I only did Sunday. I
didn't do Saturday. Only did Sunday. So now I did that. But
uh, bars weekend was waiting to see who's going to win the Circuit of
America's race in Texas. The Circuit of America's Race. Uh, that's the
that's the first, that's the first race. That two years ago that Ross
Chesstin got his first win. Every guy with the watermelons? Yeah, who
do you like? Who do I like? The ship that Shane and Guysburg
guy that won the Chicago Street Race. He's in that race this weekend on
He's good. I mean he's a street he races streets up down are in
Australia, they raced a lot of streets, so he's he's an outside shot.
Tyler Reddick is really good. I believe he won it last year.
But the problem is the way that first corner when they go into that first
corner, Burt, I could could you could be first next year? You
know you're fifteenth. Just the way everybody wrecks and goes around that corner and
all that, So it's going to be interesting. I would cramps you,
truthfully, that's a real crapshoot, I think. But that Shane been guys
if he can get out front and as good as he drives, uh,
pretty good. I mean I think he's got a I think he's got a
serious shot. Actually, Okay, all right, Uh one other question.
Have you ever been in a public bathroom or even somebody's house where you've had
to go number two? Randy? Oh? Hell yeah? Yeah? And
have you ever left streaks in the bowl? Not that I can know of.
Okay, it doesn't look like but I know, I know it doesn't
look starting the car race after your hot. But but there's some time I'm
going who that's going to sting for a while that I have done? No,
Oh yeah, years I can remember. I can remember. Oh yeah,
I can remember years ago. Uh my friend Bobby career resident fees,
Bobby Camp, big Kansas City chief guy. We used to go to my
We used to go to my buddy house, my buddies Billy's house and watch
football on Monday nights. And they had a bathroom off the room where we
would watch TV. Excuse me downstairs. One time he went in there and
he came out and Billy goes, holy cow, I better check the plumbing.
I think the freaking subject of get backing up, Bobby just Bobby just
come out and smiled and laughed. So but yeah, you know it happened.
It's a natural bodily function that happened. Man, it is Randy.
You strike me as somebody who may have because I've done this, walked out
of the bathroom, warned everybody. Yeah yeah, oh yeah, don't go
in there. We're going there. The public announcements, Kevin, just give
a time did you say given about I mean, when you paint the wall,
you say when you do it, ten minutes to drive before you touch
the wall, right, just Timmy, that's the movie on Friday when Dodd
Eisley or whatever day goes, now, don't go in the bathroom. Put
thirty five to forty five minutes. Let the fan do its work. Don't
do it's work. Oh yeah, yeah, listen, I opened the window.
We should cut down at that time. Does say twenty I'm giving it
ten Lord Randy. Now ladies do yeah, ladies don't do that. But
I bet you Betsy could have destroyed the bathroom for tuna. Possibly. I'm
just I'm just busted. I'm just busting. We gotta set the scene though.
Bill and I once went to a party at Racing Randy's house for Dayton
on the five and this woman named Betsy let's out this huge belch and Billy
goes He's like whispering and hush tongs. Oh my god. The woman just
belched out incredibly well. And her husband goes, oh yeah, that's belcher
Betsy, like he was proud of it. We're trying to keep the windows
rattled with this thing. Man, it was thunderous I've never heard a woman
do that. It's funny. Well, Randy, how how the babies,
the grand babies, the new ones good? They just turned seven months old.
So they're doing as far as I know. I mean, there are
you know, Boston and Nash are getting big. Can't wait to get They're
gonna get baptized, can't wait to go see that and Austin Boston and that
and Nash. Yep, they because their daughter's name is London and they just
want to pick. So they picked Boston and picked Nash. Places that you
got to travel with the kids. Okay, but uh, the boys are
doing it. One's bigger in the other and he's about three bigger than the
other one. Yeah, and the last time I held them, I could
tell the difference, you know. But they're doing great. We meet Tracy
Bottom a couple of Nike outfits a couple of weeks ago. So they got
Nike's short outfit, all right, No, baby's first Cowboys T shirt?
No, oh no, well we'll have to get that probably the summer.
Some Cowboys shirts form or something. Now other eight months Tracy says, So
Randy, see, you gotta know, Randy, you're failing as a grandparent.
You don't know, the one I got so many grand kids. Now
I'm teasing them. Hey, Randy, what are you going to do about
Watkins Glenn? This year? We're gonna go down. But I'm not happy
about it because that sucks being in September because I don't know what the weather's
going to be. Like, I mean, September could be great and September
could be really shitty. So who the hell knows. I mean, I'm
hoping that we get lucky at like a Indian summer that week. I hope,
you know, I just don't know. I don't know. Well,
I think I say it's pretty good. I always thought that the excuse me,
Native American summer was October. Yeah, but they could happen maybe in
September. Hell, like, hey, listen, if it turns out to
be eighty degrees and sunny, I love it. Long as it doesn't rain,
I don't care. Yeah, so you know, but it's just the
problem is, you know, is all night. I mean that the first
year of me Tracy went down, it was in August and they got the
thirty eight degrees at night a couple of nights, and now you know,
also September. Who knows. It could be twenty seven, could be thirty
two, it could be fifty five, who knows. Yeah, but you
know, yeah, yeah that does Randy. You know what. Yeah,
good snuggling weather, good snuggling way. Absolutely, yeah, you get yeah,
that's right Randy. The other day too, Uh, they're looking at
possibly doing a race at Dodger Stadium. Is that going to replace the one
at the Rose Bowl elseium, don't do it. The stupidest thing, the
stupidest thing they would be doing. They're really, we're going to do a
race at Dodger Stadium. Yeah, how the race? The race in the
Colosseum sucks. Okay, it was terrible and they did it for three years.
We're done with that crap. Go back, go back to somewhere else
at Dayton. I wanted to get the Hollywood Vine from Dodger Stadium. It'd
be about like that. Man. It just I mean, it costs.
It costs an askar a million dollars to build that track every time they built
that track in that stadium. So I don't know how much does it take
it all back down? You know? So it's the stadium race is done.
I don't think people really care for it. I mean, if you
watch the crowds the first race, it was great. Second year, this
year it wasn't great because of the weather, so they ran it different so
people couldn't get in. It had to come. People may not be able
to get there. It's just done with it, Done with it. Take
it back to a track somewhere. You know the re always run. Look
forget back at dayton Let's watch them go fast, Let's watch them race.
Yeah, you know that thing was that depth. Why don't we let them
do a real road course, like a real like the you know race,
to have a Pacific Coast Highway or something like that. Yeah, that would
never happen. That will never happen. But they didn't do it. They
did do it for Chicago, and I didn't hate that. It was okay.
I didn't think that was a bad race, but it wasn't to me.
It's not the problem is and it's nothing wrong. But I like speed.
I want to see him moving. I'd rather I'd rather see him at
Bristol. I've never really seen him at Martinsville. I'd love to see him
bring a class back Daytona and take it to Atlanta. The second year they
ever ran it, they ran in Atlanta. You know, they'll take it
back to Daytona where it always was. You don't bring it back there so
that we can watch them go or take it somewhere, but just don't do
it in the stadium anymore. To me, it's just I mean I watched
it, yeah, but you were Logano want it one year, you know,
I'm going to see that. Kyle Busch I think finished second three years
in a row for that race, or second or third in that race.
You know, as he was always it was cool to see. But to
me, it's to me that just that I know it's short track race,
but I just didn't. I didn't care for that myself. I got not
not what I am man. I just I didn't think very much of it.
Track. Man, he's a long track. I like short track.
I like it state before they knocked that thing down here, kidd me knock
it down there, you go. Yeah, you know, it's just it
is. It is what you're if you're a real NASCAR fan, you really
didn't. I don't keep cared about that race. But so the Kale Fouria
supposedly one't know the second biggest market supposedly, you know, for Race trans
supposedly so, but you know, the first year I was like I said,
a lot of people watch it. Last two years, no, not
as many people. Yeah, So if we if we presented you with something
with an idea, I don't know, I feeling you'd be willing to be
part of this. But if we came up with Race and Randy fan fiction
and then came out, came out to a location and and shot it like
a movie, okay, would you be willing to be in it? We
would do a little like a little YouTube thing like we would take this story
we did the table read a couple of weeks back, the Race and Randy
table take one of those, and we'd actually try to get people and we
would go out and see if we can shoot it. Yeah, we'd have
like you, Tracy, what do you play himself? Or would we get
somebody to play We have to have Race and Randy. We have to have
it would be like Duck Dynasty. These guys like play themselves, but it's
kind of scripted Race and Randy. But but couldn't get a better look.
He could be like car change card driver number three. You want me to
get Brad Pitt's and play race and he's what you're saying that about. I
think you and Brad pittter of a similar age, Randy. I think we
are pretty close. I think how old are you? Sixty three? Yeah,
he's six or sixty. He's got more die casts though. Well all
right, well that may be coming up in the next couple of months.
Yeah, weather it forms out a little bit, but we may we may
do something like that. Okay, yeah, we could do something like that.
You know that'll be cool. Yeah, we'll let you know, all
right, Yes, it is pretty cool. I like that blue white one
Volkswag commercial. We're watching the new Volkswagen commercial, Tracy like, there's a
new Volkswagen that's coming out. I can't wait to see it. The show
is in front of it. I just want to see what it looks like.
It's different. I've seen that too. The Volkswagen van. Yeah,
it is the van. We got grand kids. Now, there you go,
buddy, grandkids now, yeah, I know. We take them to
the store. We're to all time up on the things, walk them in
the line and I must off hook to each other. Faking Duck and Brady
Bunch you got nothing on me. I'll tell you that right now. That's
all, Randy, have a wonderful weekend, buddy. Okay, this week,
as I say, this weekend, I'm going to take Shane. But
I would say, you know what, though somebody who may Okay, everybody's
rund different, but you know what, let's take an outside shot. Let's
see if Lognald's any goodness or yeah, it's take a Lecgonald. See what
happens. Okay, but watch out for the watch out for Tyler Redick because
he's good so on road courses. He's favorite one of the DraftKings, is
he? All right? Tyler Redick? All right, Randy? You see
that. Look at Randy just notes the sport his favorite to win on DraftKings.
Interesting, you're not watching any of the n C Double a madness.
Huh No, I don't you know. I don't get into that like us
one years ago. I used to watch it all the way when your future
was playing. Yeah, and you were a ref you know baseball. Yeah,
that was the best bar ref, that was the best ball rough.
Yeah. I was in the best shape when I was doing that reffing and
Baseball Empire and I was the best ship I was ever in. I was
always on the move, running all the time. Yeah, but nothing like
getting yelled at it by people, you know, and nothing like that.
Yeah right, you're damn right. I never I'll never forget, buddy.
I did a game. I did a game down in Romulus, and there
was this coach that was a he was so I guess he was some kind
of assistant coach, supposed to college or whatever. And his daughter's playing and
uh to play and he's yelling at me. He says, he's good,
a little good to keep running the same plate keeps having happening. The guy
says, I look around. You know, you run a different place.
You might not get half of that problem, you know, and turned around.
I walked away. So he wasn't too happy with me when I said
that. All right, Randy, have a great one. Say hi to
Tracy for us. All right, Tracy, They say Hi, high back
Verry, guys, see Boddy see it. Yeah there, Handy the kind
he said he liked dis Congress. I remember, I thought, I remember
back when they actually ran, I thought he should all over that race with
us. When he was talking about it, I thought he said he didn't
mind it as much. I did enjoy it. It was interesting, but
I saw highlights. I didn't watch the whole race. I went to catch
the highlights of it because I forgot it was on. But you can catch
anything now. You can get the condensed version of the games and all that
kind of stuff. Any big plans for the weekend. I got a big
gig over at Batavia, Dad, Yes, when is that Saturday night?
Saturday night, March twenty thirty four? Rush? Okay thirty four Rush,
come on down, very good, Kevin. Anything going on this weekend?
We're getting drunk at the hockey team party on Saturday Saturday. I have,
uh, you can trug out to go out and see Danny and gamble some
monnyway. I have my youngest son coming into town, and I don't know
what I'm gonna do. I get drunk too, Bro, I'm gonna go
visit Jeffrey Rodgers. No, but James and James an e lecture. M
James is gonna tell me about I told you that I've been telling you about
this guy. Dad. Uh mayngo see well. I don't want to say
because it's a competing with Danny's thing, But it's in a different part of
the planet. Okay, yeah, all right, friend Joe Bricados show,
Oh yeah, is he bringing joyous noise with him? Yes he is.
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All right, We'll have a wonderful weekend. We will see you Monday.
For Dan Burrillo is playing at Rush thirty four four, Rush thirty four Rush.
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